ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th January 2026

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brean Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC. KFC Summer Bucket is back. A free reversible bucket hat included while stocks last. Go! Let's go! I think I met you in a dream last month. Zatems, Brie and Clint.

Hi, everybody, and welcome to the Brean Clint show. Hello. Everyone, happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday. It's got more than an eye full that I was not expecting. And now Cordia's interested. Hey, yeah, happy, what day did you say it was? Tuesday.

First day of the week for a lot of people listening right now. Yeah, a lot of people had a long weekend, certain parts of the country. Back into it today. How good's a four-day week. Hell good. You know, what would be even better? Three-day week. Three-day week, yeah.

Are there any two-day weeks? Don't think it exists. Are there any three-day weeks? There's not a. We don't get book-ended by any public holidays to it. Yeah, Easter. Easter? Friday.

Easter Monday. No, that's two four-day weeks. I'm thinking of four days off in a row. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did one Anzac we get Anzac and then Easter? I think so. Maybe.

That's what I was thinking of. There you go. Yeah, because it's. Changes every year. God, it's hard to keep up where Lottie Easter falls in the year, isn't it? I was listening to Talkback on my way on yesterday. And they were proposing... I'm shocked that you were listening to Talk Back.

They proposed. I think there's merit in this. Nationalising anniversary day. Because at the moment, half of the North Island gets Auckland's anniversary. Then some people get Hawks Bay anniversary on a different date. And then Wellington anniversary. I agree. Keep it on the same day.

Why don't we have the same day? Yeah. And if we can't agree on that, could we? have a North Island, South Island. Yeah. Day. Why not? Yeah.

Anyway. What else did you learn? Do you want to do talk back on it? What else did you learn talk back? Oh, then, listening to talk back. I'll tell you what. If Jacinda's listening. That's enough.

I've had enough. If Jacinda's listening, don't tune in. Tradey versus lady. They are not a fan. 50 bucks up for grabs you can win today. The trade is on four. The ladies on two. Pulling one back yesterday.

We're going to get started next. Oh, you talked over me. Oh. Oh, 800. dial Z-M. Yeah, but you were saying something boring. Call now

you ought to win 50 bucks. Play Z-Eams, Breanclint. This is the main event. Tradey versus ladies. But first, we got to get to it. The Trades versus the ladies. The competition we do at the same time

every day and whoever wins gets 50 bucks. Our lady is in Auckland. She's 42 and she is a Dungeons and Dragons' dungeon mistress. Welcome to the show, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi.

Do you have a costume that you wear? No, but I do wear costumes to Armageddon. What's a dungeon mistress? Is that just someone who plays Dungeons and Dragons? They run the game, I think. No, I lead the game. You lead the game? I'm not a master. I'm a female, so my players deemed me the dungeon mistress.

The dungeon mistress. I like it. Do they have to refer to you as such during a game of Dungeons and Dragons, or they get punished? I'm not the punishing kind. Okay. As the dungeon mistress, can you also play or do you just always have to lead the game?

I play in a different group. Oh, my right. But in one group, you're always the dungeon mistress. Yes. Okay. I'm the only one that knows how the story goes. Yeah, right. Oh, my God, there's so much etiquette that we don't know.

I'd love to play sometime. You're taking on our tradie. He's in Auckland. He's 30 and he's into fishing and hunting. Welcome to the show. Rubarb. Hi, Rubarb. Hello, hello.

Is that your real given birth name, Rubarb? Nah, it's probably much more like my work birth name, I suppose. Your nickname. His real name's Stu. Bob. Bob. Rubab. All right, Rubarb, your buzzer is tradie.

Lisa, your buzzer is lady. And the first person to give us three correct dances is going home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. One Direction was formed on which British television show? Yes, Rubarb. The American Idol? Not a bad guess, Lisa.

Exfactor? It was the X Factor. Well done. Simon Cowell put the boys together. He did. One to the ladies. Question number two. Which restaurant is famous for it, Zingerberger? Trady. Lady.

Yes, Rhubarb. Just got in there. KFC. KFC. It is Kentucky for us. I don't get that one wrong. We are one apiece. We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Rubarb? Is it five seconds of summer? It's not five seconds of summer. Lisa? Lisa. The weekend. It is the weekend. Nice work, Lisa.

Two to the ladies, one of the tradies. You're still in this, Rubarb. Question number four. Who is performing the Super Bowl halftime show in two weeks? This is a tough question When I wrote this one, Brie goes Well, no one's going to get that And no one is going to get it

Give you three, two, one Not very big in this country But enormous around the rest of the world Bad bunny What did I say? Bad money Bad Bunny will be performing At the Super Bowl halftime show No points there

Question number five, which car company produces the Land Cruiser Trady. Rubarb. Toyota. Toyota is correct. We are all tied up here in the six. Which country is known as the land of the rising sun?

Trady. Rubarb for the win. Japan. He's got it. He's come back from the depths. That was a good game, guys. It was a very good game. It was toyed in the end.

Lisa, tough luck. Rubab, you're a tradie versus lady champion. Congratulations. Chee-hoo. Chee-hoo. 50 bucks. We'll get it out. to you, mate. Well done.

Oh, thank you, thank you. You are welcome. Trades go to four, no, five. Ladies on two. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. Do you keep up to date with Katie Price News? No, and I reckon we're so far down the track now, you're going to have to do a quick recap on who Katie Price is.

So Katie Price was a model, glamour model, married Peter Andre, the musician. I think we're so far down the track, you have to do a quick recap on who Peter Andre is. Peter Andre is. Peter Andre, do we? Have some of his music? I'll get some up for us.

In the system. Very big name over in the UK in pop music. Everyone loved some Peter Andre. Didn't, I mean, didn't we all? He had his moment for sure. Good looking guy. Absolutely. They were married.

They had a couple of kids together. But since then, she's been married a couple more times. And there's a story in the news today where she's gotten married for the fourth time. Oh, congratulations. to Katie Price. To Katie Price. Her family's not really saying congratulations, though. Oh.

So this fourth marriage, the reason why it's being talked about so much is that she's married this guy named Lee Andrews, which no one really knows who he is. He is based in Dubai. They met on social media a week ago. What? Yeah. So they met on social. media a week ago. She married a guy from the internet from a week ago.

So they met and... Did they meet or did they link up on social media? Linked up on social media. A week ago. A week ago. Yeah. And then he flew her out to Dubai to meet. Yeah.

In person. Yeah. Then they got engaged within like, I believe, 24 hours of meeting each other. Uh-huh. And then a day or so later they're married. Jeez, that's got to be some kind of record. That's quick, eh? I don't even reckon a Las Vegas Elvis will marry you that quickly.

I can't even head be like, oh, guys. I think you're going a bit too fast. Take a couple weeks to think about it. So they met and married within a week. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, but this one's forever. That's what they say.

Fourth time's a charm. Yeah, number four. It's four ever. Fourth time is a charm. It reminded me of a conversation I had with my partner's mom on the holidays where we were talking about her and her husband and how they met and how long they were together, blah, blah, blah, blah. And apparently I can't remember the exact details, but I feel like they met, were engaged

within three months and married within six. What generation was this? Boomer generation. Yeah, right. Yeah, so our parents. I often hear a boomer story and they'll be like, your father and I went on one date. And I knew. And that night he rang me and he said, I'm going to.

marry you. But even, you're right, even they still took six months. Yeah. And, like a little bit. And there was no Tinder back then. They didn't have many options. You're like, like, if you got a semi-normal one, you were kind of like, all right. I'm pretty happy. Lock it down. Pretty happy with this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought we could ask people this afternoon, do you know someone, or maybe it was you, where the time within meeting someone, you did get married quite quickly? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, could be. your parents, could be your grandparents, could be you. Maybe you met someone and you just knew and you were married within the year. Yeah, a year would be very fast. Or even engage. Like,

engage within a year is quite quick for our generation. Yeah, it is. Yeah. That is quite quick. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we want to know how fast you went from Woe to go. How quickly did you get hitched or maybe it's your sister? And here's the kicker. Did it last? Well, Katie Price's one is lasted, hasn't it? Well, it's lasted 24 hours. Yeah. We'll see how that's 20% of their entire relationship. It is. 0,800 dials at Em,

or you can text us on 9-696 was woe to go very quick. Yeah, how fast did you get hitched? That is, Franklin. Love is love, Bree. You know, and love comes in all shapes and sizes and forms and durations. Totally, and that's what we've asked for this afternoon.

Your stories about when you got engaged and married real quick. Here's a quick one. Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi, how you going? Did you have a quickie, Emily?

A little bit. Okay, so tell us. Give us your details. Yeah, give us the timeline. So I met my partner and we'd been dating for two months. Okay. Found out we were pregnant. Surprise.

A little bit. Decided to keep the baby. And at six months, he proposed. Cute. We then had the baby. And then a year later got married. and we have within the last couple of years have had two kids, got married, built her house

and yeah, still... Oh my God. This best thing that ever happened to you, it's just fast-tracked your life, hasn't it? A little bit, yes. We definitely had a lot of people thinking that we'd lost our mind. That's a good point, did anyone try and talk you out of it?

Oh, absolutely. Because how old, Emily, were you when you guys first started dating? I think I was about 28. Okay, okay, so you went super... Like, you know, you weren't like 19 or 20. No, no. And I think generally people thought I was sensible, but I think, yeah, a lot of people were like,

you've absolutely lost your mind. You're crazy. You don't know this guy, Emily. You've met him two months ago. Did you have a good feeling about it, though? Or were you like, oh, just give it a go? Yeah, totally. And I think at that point, I was like, well, we're here now.

I mean, we may as well give it a punt. Emily, I do that when I'm at the supermarket, and I'm like, oh, may as well, pick up this because I'm here. You're right, though, if you're having a baby, you are going to be in each other's life forever anyway, aren't you? So you might as well give it the best chance. Oh, we lost it. You know, it's going to work out for it doesn't mean that it always will.

So we're like, oh, well, go to home. Yeah, give it a home. Good on, yeah, Emily. Giving it a hoon is what you got into this situation in the first place, okay? Yeah. That's a great, that's a feel good story. That was good. That was very nice.

Someone else texted through and they said, me and my wife were together for eight months. Then we got engaged. A year later we got married. Honeymoon started a business and we bought a farm in the same year. Been married 16 years next month. Bought a farm? That one came out of the blue.

That's great though. Again, that's... That's what? That's a busy couple of years. My mum and stepdad got engaged seven weeks after meeting. Wow. They were married six weeks after that. They were then married for 17 years before he passed away.

Oh, wow. So wait, so it's obviously it's your stepdad, so it's mum's, oh, it doesn't necessarily mean mum was married the first time. No, mum could have not been married. But it kind of sounds like it might have been mum's second time. She meets a guy, seven weeks later he proposes, or one of them proposes, and then six weeks later they're married. Well, normally, you know, if you've done it before, you know second time round if it's right or not. Well, you just email all your vendors from the first wedding, don't you? Like, let's do this again.

And you just go, reload. Same prices, please. Same guess list? Not quite. someone texted and said moved in together three months after three months, engaged after 18 months, married after six months, now married for 28 years. I was 20, he was 32 when we got married.

Wow, okay. Yeah, that's quick, isn't it? Very quick. So you were 20 and you married someone that you met six months previous. That would be the one we were talking to Emily about where your family were like, hey, you barely know this guy. Yeah, are you sure you know him? Yeah, yeah.

You're 20, but it's worked out. Ten months after meeting my partner, we were married. We've been married 15 years in March. Okay. That's good. This one's another good one. We met on the 1st of January, 2013. He proposed on my birthday, which was the 21st of August that year.

We got married exactly a year. No, we got married exactly after a year on the 1st of January in 2014. Wait! So one year. after they met, on the day that they met a year later they got married. Is this giving you some inspiration to say stuff it and jump right in?

Because how long have you guys been going now? You and your partner? I think it'll be seven. Seven years? Maybe. Yeah, right. Maybe. Yeah. Well, you don't want to rush into these things for you. Maybe it'll give, you know, I think another seven years and I'll be sure. You were saying before you just, you're just

you're not sure. I just, you know, seven years. You were saying to me before, what a there's someone else. What? Right? What? Keep the options open.

Stop putting your thoughts into my mouth. No, this is my joke, okay? ZD.N.'s, Brian Clint. The T, live from L.A. with Dean McAfee. Dean, are our eyes deceiving us? Is Britney Spears planning a tour down under? No. Okay.

That is what is rumored. See, here's a situation. She has gone on her own social media and she has actually said that like she would love, she said see you soon, Australia, I think she said the UK, maybe New Zealand as well. Like she's actually mentioned a place that she'll never ever tour in the USA again is what she's kind of said.

But I don't, so even I think that like even if she wanted to, and we would love her too, I don't think she has the right infrastructure around her right now and the right team and that kind of thing to pull off something like that. Maybe in the future. There is, there are actually wait lists on Ticket Tech and things like that that you can join, like, that are there in case you do, in case it happens. But honestly, I don't think that it is happening from a practical level.

I don't think she has the right management, the right assistance, the right team to pull it together. But I would love it. And I love that she's kind of talking about it. I think she's so, I hate to use the word jaded, but I can't think of any other word, she's so jaded by what has happened to her here in the USA, that she won't do we're here again anytime soon. But she still has a love of dancing and singing. I told you my friend is her friend in real life, and she's always singing around the house.

I'll bet she is. We've talked with that before, hey. Yeah, I bet she's. I think you're being kind there, Dean. I don't think she's in the right space to be doing a world tour at the moment. And I hope there are not people around her who are going, oh, she wants to do it. We'll sign her up and they just want to make some money off her.

Because it just reminds me of that Michael Jackson tour that he signed up for. And they're like, you're going to do fifth. The Whitney Houston tour, which killed Michael, which killed Whitley. Yeah, it's an interesting one. She's not. Because, I mean, it's one thing to read, you know, these rumors on gossip websites and this and that. But to be on Ticket Tech and there's like a waiting list page is why people are talking about it, they're like, why would they have that on their website?

So that's an interesting one. Wow. I think so. Also, just on that note, not to be like, Mr. Pesomis, I think Ticket Tech is using that as a great little PR tool. Gotcha. Trick. Yeah. So Brittany getting used again.

Well, if you're listening, nobody put a deposit down. Okay, don't put your money down. You've heard it from Dean. It's, odds are. It's probably not happening. It's not happening. Yeah. That's the T with Dean McCarthy.

He's our Hollywood correspondent, and we're back after this on Zed-E. Zat M's Brean Clint podcast. I asked you guys before, what do you think your dad loves more than you? There's already some good messages coming in. You see the last one that came in? What was it? one said, my dad loves casual boomer bigotry more than me. Well, he's just being true to himself.

I saw someone posted their text message conversation with their dad to Instagram. And to be fair, it's all one way traffic this conversation. It's all messages from dad to this person. And they said, you'd think that he'd lost a son, but he hasn't. It's not a person that dad is grieving him. Have a listen to this text message thread from this person's dad. Bad news. After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died.

Been through a lot together, me and that fridge. Outlasted three trucks and two wives. Oh my God. Went out quiet like a cowboy. Must have kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving my fridge a proper funeral. Imagine if he put that much love into Either of his wives

You're right Either of his wives Exactly, Bray He'd probably still have at least one of them around I want to know what brand of fridge that was That's a great ad for the fridge 36 years Wow

The comment section's gone crazy And they said there's no way on earth It only did 10,000 beers Like over 36 years Would have been more It'd be way more Someone estimated it'd be closer to 400,000 thousand beers.

What? No. I don't know if that's true. That's wild. That's a wild number. But more than 10,000. More than 10,000 over 36 years. You'd think so.

Well, it depends how Dad drinks. But by the way, he loves this fridge, I'd say he drinks a bit. Yeah. So we want to put it out there this afternoon and ask you, what does Dad love more than you? What do you reckon your dad loves more than you? His iPad and headphones. I don't know if my dad loves anything more than me.

My dad loves iPad time. He'll get to our house. Won't have seen us for like six months, and they'll say hi to the kids, walk around, pat the dog, check the tires on my car, and then he'll go and sit in the corner with his iPad and his headphones on. What website? He's watching motorbike videos on YouTube. That's what he tells you. Yeah, well, that's what the headphones are for.

He's like, I'm watching a soft tail motorbike. You? I don't know if my dad, probably his work machinery, like his tractors or his... You reckon he loves it more than you? I'm saying that, but I don't. think he loves anything more than me. It's an inflammatory question. It's not true for all dads. I've got one. Okay. I've got one.

He loves his grandchildren more than me. Oh yeah. Yeah. I think that's fair too. What? Because you can give them back. Yeah, that's true. All care, no, no responsibility. When we bought this topic up, Claudia goes, I know what it is.

Claudia, so let's switch focus to your dad. What does your dad love more than you? My dad's darn motorbike. He's got a framed picture of it. It was his profile. picture, it's his phone background. He goes out there with like a toothbrush to like do the chrome polish. Oh wait, this could be warranted. What type?

It's a Yamaha. I don't know. It's blue and cycling. God, your dad's pride and joy and you don't even know what type. Take an interest, Claudia. It's my fifth sibling. It's okay. Claudia's dad doesn't know her birthday, so.

That's fair. All my name sometimes. Does he not know your birthday? No. I really want to call your dad. That's where that sentence finishes just to call your dad. So many texts coming in already about this, about what your dad loves more than you.

Some people have said, my brother, some people said my siblings. Someone said, wine, women and being racist. That's good. That's good. Fishing, my dad loves fishing more than me. My dad loves his younger wife more than me. Someone said my dad loves his damn cat more than me. Oh, I, um, dog.

Yeah, cat. I'd be gutted to be second to a cat. Second fiddle. But what else can we get? 0800 dial Z-M. Or you can text us on 9-6-96. Could be funny. Could be event.

Could be free therapy. This person said, what does my dad love more than me? That's easy. Everything. Oh. That one didn't even seem funny. That one hits you right in the gut.

What do you got for us? The thing that your dad, you reckon, loves more than you. You're sure of it. them podcast network. Let's start with some phone calls. Tessa's on the phone. Hi Tessa. Hi, Tessa.

How are you? We're good. Thank you. Tessa, what does your dad love more than you? He loves the grandchildren. Well, my children, more than he has me. And does that piss you off a little bit, Tessa, or you love it? I love it because they get super spoiled.

Yeah. And I, you know, it's different when their grandchildren compared to how when we were children. I think they're more than loved. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you hit him with the old, oh, you didn't act like that when I was a kid, Dad? Do you drop that one in there? Of course you do.

Yeah. Did you ever change out ones? No, I don't think so. It was Mum's Judy. Where was that patience for me when I was a kid, eh, Dad? Exactly, exactly. Well, they probably had kids younger, right, in their 20s compared to their later in life. So, that fellow we filled their life.

Oh, excuses, Tessa. Thank you, Tessa. This Bester wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Was your dad love more than you, Anonymous? Soccer.

Soccer. So I'm Mexican, and my dad is Mexican. So us Mexicans take football soccer very seriously. Religion. Who's his team, Anonymous? His team is the Chivas from Haleisco. Okay. Mexico, these Rams, goats.

It's my birthday. If there's a wedding, it doesn't matter what is on. Wait, Anonymous, you're saying if there's a game on, an important game with his team playing, and there's a wedding on, he's missing the wedding. Oh, 100%. He will not be there until after the game is over. What if it was your wedding?

He will show up to that wedding in his jersey as well. That's a true fan. What if it was your wedding anonymous? Oh, he would probably make me a reschedule it if they would stop happening all day. Or we'll sneak off because he has done this, and sneak off and go watch the games in the car. Oh, the passion runs.

foul mood at your wedding if his team loses, I bet. Yeah, you know those like flip out DVD screens that like little TV, portable TV that just come out? He carries it around. Yeah, he went and got his first one because he knew a team we need to be out and about

and watch his soccer game. So you can't. Anonymous, you can't. Teach that kind of passion, you know? No, no. And at least you know, right? So you can plan your life around your dad's football team. It's special. That deeper passion. Yvonne's here. Hi, Yvon.

Hi, Yvonne. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you, Yvonne. What did your dad love more than you, Yvonne? My partner. No. Your dad loves your partner more than you. Yeah.

How do you know? How do you know? Well, because he's an ex-farmor and my partner's very handy and I'm probably not. And we get the phone call of, oh, when can you come down and do such and such? And when can you just come down and do this or that? and I'm like, you know what, Yvonne? This is hitting a nerve with me because I have had these thoughts

where I'm pretty sure my dad loves my partner more than me. There's been signs where I'm like, oh, yeah. How gutted would your dad be, Yvonne, if you said you were coming down for the weekend but not bringing your partner? Oh, I think I'd hear it in the tone. I could probably tell.

Well, at least you know you picked a good one. You know, at least you picked one that you know. That's nice. though that your dad loves your partner? The better than the first partner, so that was all good. Thanks, Abon. We asked, what does your dad love more than you?

Someone's texting and said his car. Dad's got a Corvette. Yeah, that's pretty nice. Someone else said, my dad loves the Warriors more than me. He lives and breathes him since 95. Every year is their year. That's understandable.

My dad loves his grass and his ride-on lawnmower more than me. God, Dad's in grass, eh? Yeah, they love the grass. Someone said, my dad loves absolutely nothing more than me. My dad is a living legend. Shout out to Big Tea.

Love you, mate. Oh, that's nice to hear. That was the only text of its kind that we got. This one, however, my dad loves a packet of JPS red cigarettes and a slap on the pokies more than me. Hell yeah, dad. Someone else said, my dad loves his...

No, not hell yeah, dad. What? Not at the expense of your kids. Dad locks a bit of a good time as well. Someone said my dad loves his dog more than me or my brother because the dog doesn't answer back like us kids. That's fair. That's easy, this person said. My dad loves beer.

Ask any of the kids. You don't want your kids saying that about you. Imagine if they say that at your funeral. I love this one. We love dad. He loved beer. But he died doing what he loved beer. What about this one?

I'm certain that my dad loves a video game called Faza more than me. That's the car racing one, isn't it? Yeah. Man, Dad. It's a great game. Yeah. I mean, it is a good game. You'd be upset if it was like a crappy game.

No, I'd be upset if my dad loved video games more than me. Yeah, maybe. I'm pretty sure your dad does. He's on the iPad 24-7. Well, that's true, yeah, yeah. Apparently my dad loves milk more than me because the dastardly bastard still hasn't come home from the dairy, when you get to get some.

Oh, got it. He'll be back. He'll be back. He'll be back. It's hard to find milk. What about this one? My dad definitely loves his computer more than me. We call it his mistress.

My dad loves his new wife's grandkids more than my sister and I. Oh, see that. He doesn't remember either of our birthdays. Oh. I wonder if my dad would remember my birthday. Would your dad remember yours? Like without your mom... I'd be too scared to call him live.

Without your mum telling him, would he remember? It's my birthday this weekend. I reckon my dad would remember my birthday. Well, we could call my dad and be like, oh, how do we suddenly drop in, like... If it was on one of the days we did the show, you just call him and just wait. Yeah. Yeah. Surely my dad would get my birthday.

Surely. I don't think so. It's not even a hard birthday. For you, it's yours. To be honest, I couldn't do his off the top of my head either. What? You don't know your dad's birthday? Yeah, I know it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you can't be mad. You don't know your dad's. No, I do. Yeah, I do. I was just joking. What is it then? Say that last one.

October there's something. That's awful. It's ZAM's Breeneclint podcast. We got a text, which is going to sound like I made it up for, to make us seem cool. But I promise I didn't. It says, when the heck a bit? Brie and Clint going to be at Fat Eddies in Christchurch and where's the tickets. I'm bringing my copy of unapologetically me by Brie to be signed.

Cute. So two things. When is it? Where? We'll be there on Friday the 13th of February. Yes. Which is in a couple of weeks time. No tickets.

It's free. Just come on through. We'll be launching our brand new Heartland chip there, the Brie and Clint potato chip. So you can try that. You can be the first in the country to try our new chip also for free. and we're going to give away our last double pass to come in our box. Yes. For Lord.

For Lord, which is happening that night. So you'll come to the event and you could win a spot in our box. What a great day. What a great day. What a great day that will be. It's going to be fun. The biggest thing, though, you forgot to say, guys. Yes.

Producer Claudia and I are going to be there. So we'll have a corner for photos, autographs. With you two. I'll bring a Penda sign for a thing. Yeah, yeah, nice. Yeah, we can take selfies. Okay, sweet. Can we get a photo?

Yeah, if you want. There'll be a line. Good. I was doing quite a good job of promoting it until just then. Oh, okay. Wow. Posts, eh? Davis.

Put it in your diary the 13th of February. We're live at Fat Eddies doing the show live from 3 to 7. We'd love to see you there. Hey, that is fresh. I like that. Look at. This is Let's Get Classical. It's Team Brian Clint versus.

is Team Ella, where we guess our songs in classical style. How are you feeling? I see you've got the Mad Dog Shades on today, Ella, which makes me think you are confident. I am, I'm locked in. The heart rate is a little bit beating fast, but we'll ignore that. I'm here. I'm here to play.

I thought it was because you had a stigmatism in your eye. So you've got to wear sunglasses inside. It turns out you need to clean your hands after poop. That's not what a stigmatism is. Claudia, you're in charge of the game. Let's get moving. All righty, so these are all songs that you'll know and love that I've reimagined in the classical style.

Buzz in with your name. Tell me what the song is and I'll give you a point. We got pants last week. Not to bring that up. Oh. But we got pants. Okay. Do we not get a single one?

Well, you did on a technical because I couldn't remember the title. Oh, no, we didn't get pants. It was 2-1. Oh, okay. Yeah, but I still knew it. Anyway. But new game, guys. New points.

Let's start fresh. Here is your first song. Um, that is counting stars. One Republic. Sure is. Yeah. We're on the board, Clint. Nice.

Don't relax yet, though. No, I'm not relaxed. I know she can always come back from this. Here's another one. Oh, I think Clint said it just before Ella. He did. One Direction Night Changes. It is.

And what a song for me to get. Something I love about our team is that we're humble winners. I love how we keep a lid on it. We do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Ella, I'd say a good game, but. from us.

Shut up. Honestly. Which means... Terrible winning. Zara, you backed in our team, which means you won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Yes. I knew Bree. When you got that first one, I was like, we've got the...

We're on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Nice, Zara. We appreciate our chakras aligned. Amazing. Thank you so much. You're very welcome.

Zara, I love the new single. Is that a Zara Larson joke? Is it a Zara Larson joke? I love it so bad. Yeah, I love it. Okay, all right, you get a pass. You're lucky that Zara was feeling generous and she gave it a pass. Hey, Zara, I love the cheap t-shirts.

Yeah, my dad owned your business. Yeah. Oh, very funny. It's ZM's Breed and Clint Podcast. There's a cafe in Christchurch which is... Oh, is it the cafe? No, it's not our hot lesbian cafe and cry church. And I are pretty sure there's this particular cafe in Christchurch.

Staffed exclusively by hot lesbians. Staffed by only hot lesbians. I mean, we don't have proof. Okay, we've got to go back there. So we went there and it was just Bree and I and we went for lunch. And I think we've got a nice table outside. So you waited with the table while I ordered. And then you waited with the table while I ordered.

And I came out and I said to Bree, geez, the staff in here are very good looking. And Breer's like, oh, have a look. So she went in to order and she came in. back and she goes, they're all gay. I was like, I'm pretty sure they're all hot lesbians. And the look on Clint's face was like, Jackpot.

No, no. I believe that was your words. It didn't recalibrate my gay dar with it. No. We've hit the mother load. We can never reveal the location. We will never reveal the location. The producers, no.

Because we haven't had it confirmed. And also, when we're in Christchurch in a couple of weeks for our Heartland Chip Flavor launch party and for the Lord concert, the producers get to go to the hot lesbian cafe with us. We'll escort you. I can't wait. It'd be good to run, because again, we don't have confirmation.

No. Claudia's got a pretty good gai-da. She does. We can run that over the cafe too. Don't embarrass us, though, because we want to go back there. I won't embarrass you. I'll only embarrass myself. Which in turn will embarrass us.

If you embarrass us, we'll be forced to tie you up outside. Like a dog. Like a dog. Just compose yourself. I'll be cool. You know, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, this cafe in Christchurch is not the hot lesbian cafe. But it's another good cafe.

It's called Black Betty. Which I've been to a couple of times. Nice cafe. They turned 15 this Sunday. Happy birthday to Black Betty and Christchurch. And to celebrate, they're turning their flat white prices back to 2011 prices when they opened. Which was what? So a flat white now is $5.50.

Okay. And $21, $3.20. Oh. Have they gone up that much? I didn't realize they had. Wow. But yeah, they have. Yeah.

It got me thinking about how much other things cost back in 2011. Mm-hmm. Because, I mean, time flies, right? Yeah, and price is sore. There's some boring ones like milk. It was $3.50 in 2011. It's $4.90 now. Eggs, $6, they're $10 now.

Cheese is big. $8.50. It's now $14 a kilo. That one hurts every time you say it. But what about some more? Interesting ones. Like if you were feeling bougie or if dad's bankrolling you, what if you didn't get a used Suzuki Swift?

What if you got a brand new Suzuki Swift? Yeah, how much? So in 2011, a brand new Suzuki Swift would cost you 20 grand. These days, 25. Okay. There's a pretty big jump in 15 years, isn't it? What, five grand? 25%.

Oh, it didn't seem as much when you were, like, the cheese seemed way more to me. The cheese was more. The cheese was double. So flights to London. Yes, how much? In 2011, a return ticket to London from New Zealand was between three and three and a half grand. Wow. This is one of the only good ones.

Today, you can get returned flights to London for between 1.5 and 2.5. I was going to say, I feel like it's cheaper now. It's gotten better. That might be one of the only things, like gas, meat, food, all gone up. Except going to London. Interesting. That's gotten cheap. I think it's a lot more expensive to live in London,

but you can get there and back. Nearly impossible to live in London. Another big one is houses and how much a house cost. You know how much a friend of mine who's just moved back to London and said that they spent on childcare? How much? A month they spent £5,000. A month?

For two kids. Who's your friend, Hugh Grant? That's how much it costs. I don't know if it does. I'm pretty sure it was. Are they getting like, is that like for an opier? No, that was to like take them to childcare. I can drop them off at a place where there's heaps of other kids.

Right, okay. Maybe, actually, don't quote me. I could be wrong, but I swear that's what she said. You've done no research on that. No, I just done the research of word of mouth. She told me. She's lived it. Anyway, 2011 to 26 price differences.

The other one is houses that people look at. Oh, yeah. And if you had been smart enough to buy a house back in 2011, Coulda, shoulda, woulda, do it. How much? In 2011, the median house price in New Zealand was $360,000. That's nice. Today it's 770,000.

Oh, that's yuck. That's so yuck. It's a lot of cheese. It's a lot of Suzuki Swift. There's a lot of flights to London. And also, I mean, 2011. Good year. I reckon LMFAO were at the peak of their power was in 2011.

We won a rugby world cup at home in 2011. Yeah. Yeah. Um, the hot lesbian cafe and Christchurch didn't exist though. But also, can people stop trying to guess on the text machine where the hot lesbian cafe in Christchurch? We will not reveal our sources. We can never reveal our sources. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint.

It is Tuesday, which means we are going searching for a name in a haystack. Hardest game in radio. Yes, we take a random name in a random place. And if the person with that name answers, today they'll win how much? $7,750 cash. Jackpots every week. So that means we've been playing a long time with no winners, but today could be the day. We're going to go to Claudia first.

Claudia, you're going to pick the name at random. I'm doing location. Oh, location. Okay, what's our location? We're going to head down to Kikoda to the Whale Watch boats. Okay. Okay, lovely. And I reckon it, Kyle works on these boats.

Kyle from Kikola. It could be a skipper called Kyle. Kyle. There could be Kyle. I don't mind that. Kyle's from Kaikota. But we're not taking a Kylie. Only Kyle.

Yeah. All right. Yeah. Good. All right. Well, when you're ready, Claudia, please connect us to the Kikota Whale Watch. We're today if Kyle answers.

Kiota Whale Watch is speaking. Hi, who was that speaking? My name's Hayley. Hi, Haley. Bree and Clint calling from ZM. Do you get ZM in Kikota? ZM, I'm not too sure ZM is, I'm sorry. It's a radio station.

You get it? I don't. I'm not sure. I don't. Hey, Lee, you need to get on it. Best radio station in the country. What's the big radio station in Kai Kolda? Um,

give me one. Probably should just let her go. Yeah. Sounded busy. Are you still there? Hello? Just going to ask her if Kyle works there. Yeah, yeah, we do.

Should have led with that, should we? Yeah, probably. I was too busy trying to get the good word of ZM out there to the people. Yeah. Yeah. She might be on the boat. that's why a reception's so bad. I'm not too sure about a Kyle.

That's okay. Oh, you don't have a Kyle that works there? No, no Kyle. No, no Kyle, I'm sorry. Oh, bugger. Because if someone called Kyle had answered the phone today, Haley, because we are a radio station, they would have won $2,750. I can be Kyle.

Yeah, now you've got a good line, don't you? I can be whoever you want me to be. Oh, well. Hey, many whales out there today, Haley? Unfortunately not. I have to cancel all day. Oh, boo. Well, you've been lovely, Haley.

You have a good rest of your day. All righty, thank you. You too. See ya. Bye, go. Bye, bye. Oh, and if you get, oh. Oh, you're going to ask more radio questions? I was going to recommend the IHeart radio app to her.

Leave her alone. We've already bothered her enough. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. Do you remember a couple of weeks ago we called the Wellington Public Library to see if they still had your book in stock? How could I forget? Good news. They do. They're purging 80,000 books, but yours made the cut.

So that's good news. I was quite happy about because how long since, I mean, I released my book. About a year and a half, isn't it? A year and, yeah, just over a year. Yeah. So that's good. That's great. I had a family member on the back of that.

Contact me and go, oh, I actually haven't read Bree's book and I'd quite like to read it. Is there any chance you can get me a copy? And I thought, oh, pain in my ass, but yeah, I thought so. I guess I can. I reckon it's been long enough that somewhere has got to be selling your book. cheap. Somewhere has to have Bree's book. Are you saying to me that after a year and a half, my book has gone to the bargain bin?

I think somewhere, somewhere out there, we'll be able to find a cheap copy of Breeze book that I can gift my family member. And that's why I've had Claudia make up this. How low can you go? Breeze Book Bargain. This is Breeze Book Bargain, where I scour the country to find the cheapest copy of Bree's autobiography. I definitely signed this segment off.

Because this is going to make me feel real good about myself. I thought we'd call Paper Plus Ponsonby today. But then I realised, no, it's probably still full price in Ponson B. They don't mind you in Ponson B. Invercargill, however. That's my target demo, Invercargill. You reckon Invercargill? No, I reckon they've had enough.

You reckon anyone who wanted your book in Invercargill has it by now. They've shipped me off to the bargain. They've sent me off to the bargain. I'm going to paper plus Invercargle. please start one for retail or two to hear our opening out We'll go straight to the Friday place I thought it was three to the bargain bin We're going to go straight to Invercargle

And see how much we can pick up a copy of Bree's book for Good afternoon, Paper Plus, you're speaking with Rebecca Hi Rebecca, it's Bree and Clint calling from ZM, how are you? Hi Rebecca! Great! Hi! Can you tell me, I'm just looking for a price check on a particular book Do you have a book by our very own Bree Thomasel called, what's it called unapologetically

Brie? Me. Unapologetically me. God, get to know the name. Can you see if you've got that for us? We'll just double check. Wait one moment. Thank you.

Oh, what if they don't even have it? How much was it when it came out, Bree? I was trying to remember that. I want to say it was 30. 30 bucks? I think so. Okay. They're laughing.

Do we have that? Are you there? Yeah, we're here. Hi. Hi. We don't have it in stock here, but it is 3799. You can buy it on our website. Okay.

All right, that's great to know. Fantastic, Big. Thanks so much. That's full price, isn't it? Yes, it is. Yeah, yeah. So it hasn't gone to the bargain bin yet. Not yet.

No. But you're not carrying it. Okay. Hey, Beck, you've been very helpful. Thank you so much. You have a great afternoon. Thanks, Ben. Okay, see ya.

Bye. Well, I won't be getting that one. I know I can get it cheaper than that. The search continues. If you have seen Bree's book somewhere with a red sticker on it, can you please text us on 9-6-96? I'm trying to find the cheapest copy of Bree's book that I can find. I'm quite happy with this.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they weren't carrying it as stop. I mean, yeah, true. It's probably a small store. I'm not going to focus on that. Yeah, no, don't. We're going to focus on the fact that it's still full prize. Dead end is Branclin.

Time for a birthday binger. Everyone. It's my birthday. Breedenklems, birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. We're going to do three. We'll play our favourite.

Kate is going to go first. Good afternoon, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hey, how you doing? Good, mate. How's your day been? Good, thank you. Good.

Just been working. Good to hear. Well, you're on your way home. Let's get you there. What's your day to birth? 23rd of March, 1984. All right, that's easy math. It means you were 16 in the year, 2000.

Kate. And on that day, this had a number one hit. Got the Bop. JT and the boys. In sync. Are you into it? Kate. Yeah, not too bad. Good throwback, right?

Yeah, definitely. Was thrown back into the zeitgeist? Was it last year, the year before? Wolverine versus Deadpool. Oh, yeah. I thought that might have been two or three years ago now. Was that two or three years ago? Yeah, yeah.

Wait there, Kate, that's a ripper. That could easily take out birthday banger this afternoon. Bridget's up next. Good day, Bridget. Hi, Bridget. Hello. What's the best thing that happened to you today, Bridget? I got a really great coffee today.

Oh, that's a really nice highlight. That is a good highlight. What's your coffee order? It was just an iced vanilla latte. Oh, delightful. Nice. Smooth. Bridge, what's your day to birth?

As the 21st of January, 1996. Oh, happy birthday for last week, Bridget. Did you turn 30 last week? Uh, yeah. Oh, happy 30th. That's a big deal. You were 16, though, Bridget, in 2012. And we've done our calculations for you.

Here's your birthday banger. Jesse J. Domino. What do you reckon, Bridget? Do you like it? Oh, yeah, it's a banger. It's a banger. Probably one of Jesse J's biggest songs, I'd say. Yeah, yeah.

This and, um, what was that one about the money, money? Price tag. Price tag, that's right. And the one she did with, um, Ariana Grande. What was that? What was that one? Bang Bang. That's the one.

With Nikki Minaj. That is the one. The modern day lady mama, lard. That's right. The last birthday being it goes to Olivia today. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Liv. Hi, how you going?

What's the best thing that happened to you today, Liv? Getting home to see my teenager after work. Oh, that's nice. Well, you'll see what mood they're in first. Yeah, not looking forward to science school, but anyway. Hey, what's your date of birth? 10th of the 11th, 1986. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002.

And on the 10th November 2002, this was number one. Atomic kitten. Who doesn't love a bit of atomic kitten? What are you going to do for your 40th this year, Leav? Oh, I have no idea yet. I'm currently studying at the moment, so maybe I'm in front. Something cheap, yeah. Box of wine and home?

Absolutely. Box and wine. Okay, wait, yeah, we've got to choose between Atomic Caton, Jesse Jay and Insync. God, three rippers today, can I say? Yeah, definitely. The one that stood out for me, it's got to be buy-by-bye-bye by Insink. That was your standout? Yeah, for me today.

Yeah, I think I agree with you, actually. Do you? Yeah, four things are equal. Kate, well done. You're the winner of birthday banger this afternoon. Awesome, thank you. This is the best thing that happened to Kate today. I didn't even need to ask her.

Hell yeah, Kate. Lucky because you do. I know. It's the year 2000s, and InSink is number one. Here's a birthday banger on ZM with Brian Clint's. ZM's Brian Clint. As a birthday banger from the year 2000 for Kate in March 2000, Insinks, Bye, Bye, bye-bye was number one.

Hey, thanks to all the people who are sending in hot tips for where I can find a cheap copy of Bree's book, by the way. There's so many, text. There's a second-hand one on Trade Me for eight bucks. No, I'm fragile. Eight bucks. That's probably a bit too expensive anyway. Yeah, I don't know if I can...

It's worth about six, I reckon. I'm trying to downplay it to make myself feel better. I don't care, I don't care. Someone said the warehouse Pitone's got it for $6. Okay. I can't verify that, though. because I don't feel like you can call the warehouse and be like, hey, can you go and see if you've got this book for me?

Why not? It's too big. Yeah. They'll be gone for ages, rummaging. They'll be like, bro, it's the warehouse. Just come in. Yeah, just come in and see for yourself. Anyway, any other hot tips.

We're going to see how low can we go this week. When's a sequel coming out? Um, well, the first one nearly killed me writing that. So I don't know if there is a sequel, but I mean, if something interesting happens in my life, maybe. Sure, you've got to go through. some more shit first, right? You know? Yeah.

Like maybe if, no, I'm not gonna, no, if I get hit by, you know, if a taxi hits me in the taxi rain. What were you going to say? What were you going to say? No. No. Lose a leg? No, no, no, no.

What? No, I can't say, I don't want to say. I need to know what the thing is that would inspire another book. No, okay, no, oh. Okay. I was going to, oh. I'm not pushing you for it. I was going to say, no, I'll just say, I was going to say, maybe if I have an

fair with Jeremy Wells or something. Oh. But then I was like manifest and they was like, yeah, kind of do want to manifest that. Yeah. And I'd actually read that one. Yeah. You'd be hooked. Real page doing it.

I was reading an article today. It's the fitness trends that the experts say don't bother with. Have you ever fallen into a fitness trend, you think? Have I ever? Yes. Which ones? I tried to do the rock diet once. The rock diet once.

I ate and exercised like the rock. Oh. That was awful. I lasted a week and had a mild meltdown in the middle of it. You got real constipated, I remember. No, that wasn't the one that constipated me. There was one that constipated you real bad. No, it wasn't.

No, that's my own personal information, actually. So I decide. It's out there now? No, I withdraw from it. Well, it wasn't out there. It was quite in there. But that was the problem. Yuck.

Brie. You know, that. That's not my favorite topic. The Herald has published a list of the fitness trends that fitness experts hate. Okay. You know, there's a different trend every six months. It's a different get ripped quick scheme, which like I kind of delved into, I generally fall for these. So this is quite good because I can genuinely say I have considered doing all three of these.

Really? What are they? The first one was big last year. The experts say don't do 75 hard. Oh, everyone was doing that. If you don't know what 75 hard is, was, it's 75 days with no breaks. Where you go hard. Yeah.

2.45 minute workouts a day. Well, one could be like a full hard workout. One could be like a walk. Yeah. No alcohol or cheat meals for 75 days. Oh. A gallon of water a day. How much is a gallon?

How many liters would you set? Is it two and a half for a gallon or is it three and a half? How many litres is one gallon of 3.78 litres. It doesn't seem healthy. Nearly four litres of water. All you would do would be we. You'd just piss all day. This is where it gets real woo-woo.

Read 10 pages of a non-fiction or self-improvement book. Oh, see, I'm out. And take a progress photo every day. And the penalty is if you fail any of those five steps on any day during the 75 days, you go back to the start. You go back to day one. Fun fact for you, when I did Celebrity Treasure Island and Lance Savali came on to host it with me, the last season we did.

Yeah. He was in the middle of 75 hard. He went on Celebrity Treasure Island while doing 75 hard. No, he was hosting with me. The season he hosted with me. And like when you think of Lance Savali, you think of the most fun, like, you know, charismatic, like energetic guy. Shit, he was boring because of the 75 hard thing.

I was like, let's go out for dinner and go get Mexican. And he'd be like, no, I've got to have my Big Mac tarcos. I've got to read 10 pages of atomic habits. The experts say exercising twice a day, especially if you're new to working out, is a great way to injure yourself. Really? Yeah.

Okay. These are the fitness trends that experts hate, according to the New Zealand Herald. Cold plungers. Oh, they don't like the coal plunge. According to the experts, there's no proof that they really do that much. Oh, no one tell Art Green that. Well, he's just spent a fortune on the old coal plunge. Well, I think he's different.

They say it's good for high performance athletes. Right. And he's basically a high performance athlete, isn't he? He's fit enough. I tried. They said it's good for their recovery, but do I, Clint Roberts, casual gym enthusiast really need to invest in a cold plunge?

Probably not. Probably not. Probably not. And the third one is zone two training. What's zone two? That's one where you have to keep your heart rate under a certain amount. Oh.

My watch does zones, heart rate zones? What's a zone? One, two, three, four, five, I think. What's a zone two would you say? Like, what's the heart rate? Like barely jogging. Oh. Yeah.

So like just a real kind of? Real slow. Yeah, right. Real slow. I have tried to keep my heart rate under... My heart rate skyrocketed to 170, 180 when I walk up the bloody stairs. Yeah, when I walk in the gym, it goes like that. Yeah.

They said, again, good for the athletes. The average person you and I, just enjoy your workout. It's unachievable. They said, stop focusing so much on your heart rate. Just have fun. You know what was the best thing for me ever? because I mean the one fitness trend that I definitely fell into was F-45, which I still like.

I always quite enjoyed it. And the thing that pushed me the most out of anything else was wearing the heart, you could wear a heart rate monitor, right? Because of the competitive element. And during the training session, all the people in the class that were wearing heart rate monitors were up on the screen, like in your name was on the screen. So you could see where you were and who was working the hardest and blah, blah, blah.

I've never been pushed more, and you know what, always worked in my favour. I was the unfittest. So my heart rate was higher, so I would always win. Oh, okay, so that would push you to the top, having the highest heart rate, like a heart attack competition. I was like, so I'm the winner again. You know where you also would have won? What?

If that monitor was measuring who was the sweatiest? Leave me alone. You're the same as me. I'm a head sweater. We're very wet workers. I don't have underarm sweat. We're big wetties. I just look like I've been for a swim.

We look like we've been doing underwater exercise. Did you just call me a big wettie? I called us big wetties, okay? Better than last week where you called me a big yeti. A ZM's Breanclint podcast. That's the end of the Breanclint show. Whee! End of Tuesday, feels like a Wednesday.

God damn it. This is it going to be a long year. Why? We're nearly in February. Yeah, no. Yeah. That kind of blew my mind. a little bit today.

And let's hope February's weather is better than January. February's going to be cooking. We're going to have a hot white tongie. Let's hope so, eh? I hope that weekend is like the start of all the good weather. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It will be. Manifest.

Yeah. Some shit. Have a great night, everyone. Oh, you know what I'm going home to do tonight? What? Hang a TV. By yourself? Yep.

Oh, no. No, I can hang a TV. I can. Can you? Yeah. When was the last time you did it by yourself? When we moved into this house. You did it by yourself?

Yeah, I did, yeah. Because that's the key part here. My wife will be there, but she doesn't want anything to do with it. So you do it on your own? Yeah. Okay. Well, all the best, we have full faith in you. How big is the TV?

55 inches. Oh, look out. I thought you were more a 42-inch man. more a watch it on your phone kind of guy see you guys tomorrow bye bye play ZDM's

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