ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th July 2021

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

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Tēnā koe everybody, tēnā koutou, tēnā kōrua, which one of them. Welcome to the podcast with Breanne Clint. G'day mate. And Ben and I. And Ben and Anastasia. Yeah, we're just hanging back here. We're just hanging back here. Just chilling.

Yeah. Just chilling like villains. Anybody got anything they want to bring to the podcast? Yes. Ben and I found a ruler. This is, again, a bit niche, so it didn't fit the show. Ben, big ruler, small ruler? Massive ruler.

15 centimetre ruler. One of those small ones you get in those maths kits. Hey, let's not say 15 centimetres is small. Let's not put that out there. I didn't say. I was just saying the size of the ruler. I'm just saying.

I didn't say what was big or what was small. 15 centimetres. I just said it was a 15 centimetre ruler. Oh, that's a bit generous. Some of us have a 15 centimetre target in mind. 15 centimetres is what? How many inches? I think from memory, 5.3.

We're talking about feet length, right? Just from memory. Must be 6. We're talking about the length of my hair, right? 5.9. Yeah, right. Anyway, back to your ruler, Anastasia. It's not that cool, but I actually thought it was really cool.

But it's about mum's cooking content. It's got all of the different types of, like, French, like, cuisine ways of cutting vegetables and all the different lengths. So if you want a julien, you cut it four centimetre sticks. Like, what if you ever, like, get somewhere for a fancy dinner and you don't know? How many times have you been told to cut something julien

and you don't know how long times have you been told to cut something julienne and you don't know how long why do they put wait oh my god i just realized i could fall asleep with my eyes open that was amazing why put it on a ruler though who has a ruler

in the kitchen no because then it's your kitchen ruler do you know what i think the best integrated service is that someone's done where they go we should put this on this it's

the fishing chili bins that have a ruler on the side of them so you can tell if your fish is up to size before you put it in the chili bun the butter the butter with the the lines on the side yeah i've never measured butter yeah that's a good idea the lazy susan the lazy susan is that what's that integrated with a table yeah yes well okay yeah okay it's on yeah yeah integrated with A table Yeah Well okay Yeah okay It's on Oh yeah Yeah yeah

Integrated makes the table More versatile Yeah okay Lazy Lazy It's definitely in there It's on there It's on there

It's on the list Right Ben It's all on you mate Bring it home We've all said a good one Now you better say a good one Or do I got one too You can fold it up

And move it around No fuck no You're just saying good things Speaking of butter What about garlic butter Where they put it all together Oh yes okay Free garlic butter

You just slap it on the bread You just put it on the steak and it just melts down So smart Pre-lubricated Very smart Pre-lubricated what? Nothing Pre-lubricated... Very smart. Yeah, that is... Pre-lubricated what? What? Nothing.

Pre-lubricated... Steak. Condoms. Oh, yeah. Because you might take that for granted, but I imagine once upon a time they didn't come pre-lubricated. When you're up for a challenge, that's when you get the non-pre-lubricated.

No. Yeah? No. No, that's when you should be... Do they sell those? I'm pretty sure you said on the show today, there's a quote from you on the show where you said nothing is good raw yeah that's true

I stand by it but if you do the mahi at the start and you prep your area correctly then you don't need it yeah is what I'm saying do the research

they don't want to do the prep they just want to get the prep They don't They just want to get Straight in the kitchen And chuck the pan on And that's why Everything falls apart Yeah

And the steak's medium rare Yeah I mean not medium rare What's wrong with medium rare steak It ends up being well done Yeah and then the butter Melts too quickly At the same time

Yeah Some of us are just happy To be invited to dinner Is this about the ruler? You always have to preheat your oven and then allow the oven. Hey, what are you doing? You don't put your frozen chicken Kiev into the oven before it reaches 200 degrees. Maybe the oven should be a bit clearer with what it wants.

Maybe the oven should tell us. The oven does tell you because it tells you the temperature that it is on the oven before it gets to the right temperature. The dried spaghetti you need to have that in hot water. It needs to be hot liquid. And then it takes a while for it to even loosen up in the hot water.

It doesn't just jump in the hot water and go loose as. Real talk, do you know one of the most important things my wife taught me is that you have to Have the water boiling Before you put the spaghetti in I was putting the spaghetti in cold Oh my god This is not a metaphor

This is not a metaphor This is not a metaphor No it is a metaphor as well Because you know what it proves Guys Too fucking eager Yep Too eager

I was waiting for my Hard spaghetti to go soft Because it's too easy for them Whereas the water Takes a bit of time The water The bowl Without the water You don bit of time. The water? The bowl. Without the water,

you don't have no pasta. And when do we tip the salt into you guys? That's a really good question. Yeah. Is this that? I don't know what euphemism that is, but...

No, you took it too far. Right, okay. We need to go back to the oven chat. The oven chat was... The oven chat is actually a perfect analogy. I think it is.

Metaphor? I mean, it could be anything. item like anastasia's julienne ruler yeah oh wait okay one full circle conversation how many how many centimeters is a button 17 no a butt plug what no a button depends how brave you are what what's a button i, I want to stress this enough. My parents listen to every podcast intro, right? Bad idea. Do they, actually? Yes, my dad.

You've got to clean your shit up, girl. You brought this. Yeah, well, there we go. There she goes again. Honestly, this mango peach, man. Play the dolphin. Team, dolphin. Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good afternoon, everybody. Coming to you live from ZM headquarters, it's the Brie and Clint Show.

What's today, Tuesday? Yeah. Oh, God. Are we only on Tuesday, are we? Techie Tuesday. Coming to you live from ZM headquarters It's the Brigham Clinton Show What's today? Tuesday? Yeah Oh God Are we only on Tuesday are we? Techie Tuesday Is that it? Yeah You're just tired because this morning we've been out doing Olympics

We're just like the athletes We've been out doing Olympic sports today No don't call it that What? It's definitely not that Oh yeah no sorry We've been out doing athletics We've been out competing in Brigham Clinton's average games That's right It's definitely not We've been watching doing athletics. We've been out competing in Bree and Clint's average games.

That's right. It's definitely not. We've been watching the Olympics on TV. I got confused. Yeah, it's very different. Thanks to Sky Sport. Very different. Yeah.

We have been competing in some athletic style events for our social media channels, which you're going to get to see from tonight. What sport are we competing on online tonight? I believe tonight on the average game's agenda is the 50 metre doggy paddle. Yeah. Where you and I will go head to head in a 50 metre battle

to see who can doggy paddle the best. Yeah. The winner will take home the gold. The loser will take home nothing. Some wet togs wrapped in a towel and then stuck into the bottom of their swimming bag, which they'll probably forget about for a few days and then they'll go all musty.

It's weird. After we competed in the race, we both smelt like wet dog. Yeah, yeah. What a coincidence, eh? I know, weird, eh? Weird, weird. And when I got out of the pool, I went...

If you want to realise how unfit and out of shape you are, like I don't know who would want to realise that, but just go swim a 50 metre in a pool. It's so long. It doesn't end. It will deplete every bit of confidence you had physically in yourself. So if you want to do that, get down to your local pool. Best bit is when you come to the realisation you can't go any further,

you're in the middle of a 50 metre pool. It's really embarrassing too when all of these other people that are like twice your age are there and they're just swimming laps around you and you're like, oh my God. Branklin's Average Games starts tonight on our Instagram and our Facebook. We're going to start the show

today with 50 bucks cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC if you want to win this, and Tradie vs. Lady. You can call now 0800-DIAL-ZM, and who will take it out this afternoon, the ladies or the tradies? We'll play after the weekend, and Ari, this is Save Your Tears on ZM.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, the ladies vs versus the tradies. 50 bucks up for grabs. All you have to do is get three questions right before your opposition. Our lady today is from the Tron. She's a courier driver and she is 35 years old.

Welcome to the show. Andy, good afternoon. Hey, good afternoon. Hey, Andy. Hey, good afternoon. How's your day going? Oh, busy and hard in the rain. Oh, yeah, that would be so bad in the rain. Running between the van and the door and the van and the door and the van and the door. Well, hopefully you'll pick up 50 bucks here.

It might put a pep in your step. You're taking on a lady tradie this afternoon. She's also from the Mighty White Carour, and she goes pig hunting. Welcome to the show, our tradie. Her name is Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey. What sort of trade are you in, Amy?

I am a dairy farmer. Very good. Lovely, Amy. I'm sure you've been up since all hours this morning. Might not help you here this afternoon. You might be a bit tired, but I'm sure you're used to it. Amy, your buzzer is tradie. Andy, your buzzer is lady. Good luck, everybody.

Here we go. Question number one. A new season of Celebrity Treasure Island was announced yesterday. Name one of the hosts of the show. Lady. Oh, no. Lady, Andy, you buzzed it. I don't even know. Amy, a free guess.

What's that? You get a free guess. What's that? You get a free guess now, Amy. Oh, gosh. To be honest, I don't even watch much TV. This is embarrassing. You're a dairy farmer. Oh, can I guess? Yeah, go on.

Brie Thomasel, host of this show right here. That's all right, guys. I won't hold it against either of you. We also would have accepted Matt Chisholm Question number two No points for anyone The Olympics are in full swing Who holds the current world record

For the men's 100 metre sprint Trady Trady Amy No that's not the answer. Hopefully no one called their kid that name. It's going to be one of those afternoons, is it? Andy, you want to guess?

Who's the fastest man in the world, Andy? You know what? I don't feel so bad now that you didn't know I was hosting Treasure Island if you don't know that Usain Bolt is the... That's the one. That's the one. Oh, man. All right, question number three.

You two are shocking, honestly. No question to anyone. Question number three. TikTok is a popular social media platform, but also the title of a hit song by Kesha from 2009. At the very start of the song, she sings about brushing her teeth with a bottle of what? Tequila.

Trini, tequila. No. Oh, is it not tequila? Andy. Andy, for a guess. Wine, I don't know. I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. A bottle of Jack.

Jack Daniels, ladies. I'm calling it a day. Whoever gets this next question wins the whole game. Here we go. Question number four. Ben, this is shit. Ben, where did you find these people? Okay, girls, girls, listen up.

Listen carefully, okay? And you need to be On your buzzer To answer this question I need to Okay let's go Let's go I need to visit The Tron more often

Question number four Who sings this song Brady Brady Brady Amy Billie Eilish Billie Eilish

You got it Yeah this is a gift. This is a gift, Amy, but we're going to give you the 50 bucks, okay? Okay. Look at Amy. Thanks, guys. Something in the water in Hamilton, I think. Yesterday, on her birthday, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern

visited Ruakaka Primary School. Why did she visit that school on her birthday? Because she was hoping to get some gifts. She thought, if I go to a school... Is that a rich school? No, I don't think so. But I thought she was going for numbers. She's like 600-ish kids.

Surely I'll get a couple of presents sooner. She made the mistake of asking the kids how old they thought she was. No, you don't ask kids. You know why? Why? You don't ask kids because kids are way too honest. You never ask a kid stuff like that. I thought you were going to say because they've got no perspective.

You never ask a kid, do I look fat in these jeans? How old do you think I am? Any of that. You don't ask them. Life hack, don't ask anybody. If someone says, how old are you? Don't say, how old do you think I am? Because you're putting that person in a really awkward position.

Nah, because if you were smart, if you're the other person, you lie. Everyone knows that. And people who don't lie, what are you doing? These kids didn't lie. For the record, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is 41 years old yesterday. Happy birthday, Prime Minister. God, I mean, she hasn't done much in her life. She's 41.

Yeah, I know. Jeez, pull finger, girl. The children of Ruakaka Primary School told Jacinda Ardern she was 62. Yeah, kids have no concept, though, do they? Nah. They just think if you are an adult, you're 60 or you're 50 something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just see everyone as that age.

And you're from the 70s. Yeah. So, yeah, but harsh wake up call on her birthday as well. She doesn't need that. Yeah, that's rough. She's got a lot on her plate. I'm sure COVID has taken it out of her a bit, but she doesn't look 62. Do you reckon Jacinda gets Botox?

Nah, I don't. You don't think so? Nah. Why? Because I think if she did, some opposition MP would pick up on it and then it would become a whole thing, like they'd start to attack her on it. But it would work so well in Parliament

because she would just never show emotion. That's true. So it would work like in her favour. Maybe Crusher Collins has had some Botox. Yeah, maybe. That's how she keeps that angry frown going all the time. If they want to get it, they should be able to get it. You know what?

Get the Botox. And then if someone does hit you up about it and criticise you about it, you go, oh, what? So you're criticising my appearance? That's what I mean. And then you win the argument. If they want to, why not? They're allowed to do those things if they want to.

62 when you're 41 is brutal. I wonder, because this is interesting because people can't even see us, could we get some brutally honest children on the show this afternoon? Like I said, I don't know if I want to do this, Clint. To guess how old we are. I don't think this is a good idea. This is what we're going to do this afternoon. Are you a primary school age child?

And do you want to call 0800DIALZM right now and guess how old Bree and I are? I feel like this is a horrible idea. It's the start of the show. Our confidence is going to take a hit. I feel like I'm going to be the main target. Right. Do you think you sound older than me? No, I think you sound way older than me.

Well, then you've got nothing to worry about. But they might have seen pictures of us. Do you think you look older than me? I feel like the ladies always get the raw end of this deal. But hey, let's give it a go. 10 years old or under, 0800 dial ZM right now. Can you guess how old Bree and I are?

Text machine. I think Bree is 19 and Clint is 30. I'm loving this game already. To be honest, I'd take 30. That'd be pretty good. Bree and Clint. This is risky. Jacinda Ardern has visited Ruakaka Primary School

on her birthday. She turned 41. She asked the kids, how old do you think I am? And they said 62. You don't ask. You shouldn't ask. You shouldn't ask. And so here we are asking.

We have asked primary school age children to call 0800-DALZM and just guess how old do you think we are? You know, if you had to guess. It's an interesting question to ask kids, I will admit. I'm interested to hear what they say. Let's kick it off with, should we go to Eden first? Good afternoon, Eden. How old are you? I'm 10.

You're 10. Good. Are you 10 years old? How old do you think Bree is, first of all? I think Bree is 30. Wow, okay. Without revealing it, pretty good guess, right? Pretty good guess. Can't reveal it. And how old do you think I am, Eden? I think

you're 34. Okay, alright. We'll pop you on hold there, Eden. Wait a second, we'll reveal the results at the end. Jack's here. Jack's 11. Hi, Jack. G'day, Jack. Wait a second. We'll reveal the results at the end. Jack's here. Jack's 11. Hi, Jack. G'day, Jack.

Hi. What school do you go to? Otomotai. Beautiful. A perfect shout-out to those guys. How old do you think I am, Jack? I think you're 28. Do you?

I like Jack. You're very kind, Jack. Very kind. And how old do you think Bree is? I think Bree's 34. You're not so kind to me, though, are you, Jack? I like Jack. I, Jack. Very kind. And how old do you think Bree is? I think Bree's 34. You're not so kind to me, though, are you, Jack? I like Jack. I like Jack.

Can we find... Can we ban him from the phones, please? Can we find a prize for Jack? No, we're banning him on the phones. Let's go to Paisley. Hi, Paisley. Hi, Paisley. Hi.

I believe your mum's there as well, Paisley. Yeah, hi. Hi, Mum. Paisley, how old are you? Five. Five. Very cute. Paisley, how old are you? Five. Five. Very cute. Paisley, how old do you think I am?

17. 17. That's a good guess, Paisley. And what about Clint? How old do you think he is? 100. Okay, Paisley. Paisley, you must be the smartest five-year-old ever because you're spot on.

Yes. Paisley, I'm not going to ask what you base that on. Listen to how happy she is with herself. I love her so much. Paisley. Coda is here. Hi, Coda. Cool name, Coda.

Hello. How old are you? I'm nine. You're nine years old. Cool, Coda. How old do you think Clint is? I think he is 22. 22.

I love Koda. I love Koda. Here we go. I know what's going to happen here. I don't know about you. Koda, how old do you think I am? 21. You're spot on, Koda.

Koda. Call the show anytime, all right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there. Call back anytime. And we'll get one more out of Noah. Hi, Noah. Hi, Noah. Hi, Noah.

Hi. How old are you? I'm 11. 11 years old. Okay, cool. So how old do you think Brie is? First of all, have you ever seen a picture of Brie? No.

You haven't seen her on the TV? Brie, my mum says she loves you. Oh, I love your mum too. Your mum's not allowed to contribute to this. How old do you think Bree is, Noah? I'm going to say 37. Yep, good. That one hurt.

Good guess. And Noah, how old do you think I am? Please say 50. 40. Yes! Yes, Noah. All right. The winner of this game was... Yes Noah Alright The winner of this game was

Paisley Who thought I was 100 years old Congratulations Paisley You've won a prize Nice work Paisley What do you say? Thank you You're welcome

Incredible talent that 5 year old has To guess the exact age of us Just from listening to the show Yeah you're not even old enough to drink I know Right it's time guys I am willing to put my hand up and admit The only things I buy these days

Are because TikTok told me to TikTok TikTok TikTok There's some good stuff on there Can you do shopping on TikTok the same way you can do shopping on Instagram? Have they done like a tap through to buy thing yet? Nah, I don't think so The minute they do that, it's over for you Yeah, I know

You're done I'm signed, sealed, delivered I've always been one of these stupid people that just buy random stuff And I love it You? I get a kick out of it No You didn't buy a Venute sight unseen because it looked funny.

You wouldn't do that. I bought those training nunchucks. You didn't buy that Leshko number plate off a guy for $1,700 for a gag. I bought that mini microphone. I bought all kinds of stupid stuff, eh? But I feel like these items could really help people because they actually are really good. Right.

I'm serious. This is coming from someone who has paid the money for the item but hasn't received the item yet, right? Do you want to hear my latest purchase? Yeah, I do. Which I feel like ladies or fellas, listen up because this could change your life. Okay.

Yesterday or the day before, I purchased, as TikTok told me to, an eyebrow stamp. What's an eyebrow stamp? Wait, is that where you just put it in an ink pad and then stamp it on and your eyebrows are done in one go? No. So it used to be. I bought that before too.

How did that go? It didn't go well. But this is the new updated version because every morning when I do my makeup, I spend a lot of time on my eyebrows, probably the most time nearly out of anything. It's your feature piece. It's my feature piece. It's the cinder piece of the Brie face.

I was like, what if I could cut that time in half? I would save so much time. Amazing. So what this is they give you a stencil but they give you a bunch of different shapes of eyebrow stencils. So you just pick the one that best suits your eyebrow

and then you put the stencil over your eyebrow and then you get this like powdered stamp and then you just stamp on stamp it on with the stencil. You are going to look permanently surprised or evil. I'm telling you, I think from the videos I've seen, it's a winner. I think it's going to change.

How much for a TikTok recommended? And is it from a reputable brand? Is it from L'Oreal Paris? Nah, it's just from something that- Is it from Revlon? Nah, I don't know the brand, but I'm sure it's fine. It's from Eyebrow Stamp 62. Oh, no, here we go.

Here's the brand. It's from a brand called Grucci. Grucci? G-R-U-C-C-I-E. Oh, why didn't you say so? Grucci. I paid $50. You're an idiot.

Am I an idiot? Nah, it'll be worth it for the gag. You don't know yet. It'll be worth it for the gag at least. No, but what if it's actually good? All the videos of the girls on TikTok that are doing it, it works out perfect. Even you, the person who paid for it

and who has obviously taken it hook, line and sinker, what percentage do you think chance there is that it's good? Look, I'm going to be honest with myself because I did buy the actual just like stamp eyebrow one and that was a few years ago. I think it's 25% chance it could be good. 25%? Yeah.

So, you know. So 75% chance it's shit. Yeah. Yeah, right. I'm being honest. I think that's probably the TikTok formula and it's good% chance it's shit. Yeah. Yeah, right. I'm being honest. I think that's probably the TikTok formula. And it's good that you've been honest. Yeah.

You're not the only one who's done it. The producers have fallen victim to this. Producer Anastasia, you bought anything off TikTok? Yeah, I bought a sunset projector lamp rainbow TikTok LED projector light. God, that is, I mean. Look at it. What a catchy title of the product. Look at that.

Look at my room. That's what my room looks like now. How much you get? $65. Oh, yeah, and on the same website. I'm just looking at it now. They sell one for $33. Was it good or shit?

Well, it didn't come with the stand to stand it up, so it's just a light bulb. Have you guys seen the bag closer thing? I bought that. Bag closer? Have you seen? Oh, you would love this. Does it close bags of chips?

Yes. Oh, I'd buy that. So it like melts kind of like so it like completely closes it completely seals. It's so good. Oh, I'm into that.

Mini vacuum pack. I mean 25% chance that it actually works but I'm into that. I reckon well, mine works. Should we do a bit of an honesty box this afternoon? Oh, no, $800 at M.

What did you buy because of TikTok? Wait a minute. Is this a what's your gadget? Is that what this is? Oh, it kind of is a what's your gadget, isn't it? Is this a what's your gadget? Ben, find the theme song. You know the drill, guys.

What's the gadget you bought because TikTok told you to? Well, we accept Instagram ones as well. If you bought it off the Discover page on Instagram. Any of those ones where it comes up and it feeds you this ad and you're like, oh, that looks so good. That looks so good. Yeah, we'll take those too. 0800 dials at M.

What's your gadget that you bought because TikTok or Instagram told you to? 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. what's your gadget that you bought because TikTok or Instagram told you to? 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. There's a safe space here. We're talking about what TikTok made you buy. Or it could be Instagram or Facebook. You know, they just push ads into your face. And they make you want things.

And they make you believe that you need this product. You've never heard of an avocado saver but all of a sudden you need one. Oh no, they're great. Are they? Oh yeah, they're very good. Are they? Yeah. I'll look into that. I don't know. TikTok told me they are. Right, okay. Look, I've made a purchase recently. I've been open and honest about it. It's an eyebrow stencil slash

stamp. It's going to save me heaps of time doing my makeup. You paid 50 bucks. We're quite worried that we've found it on AliExpress for $0.86. So I'm sure that's not the one you paid $50 for. It better bloody not be. You said you've made one of these. Yeah, I bought one of

those kitchen drawer organisers where it stacks them vertically instead of horizontally. I'm like, this is going to save me so much room in my kitchen drawer. And did it? Nah, because you need two of them. But it was worth a try. You know, I had fun for a little bit. Hey, mate, it was worth a try.

That's for sure. Let's go to the phones. Did you want to? Oh, yeah, we need to kick this off. I thought you wanted to do the, you want to do the? Yeah, I want to do it. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget?

The TikTok version. Of what's your gadget. The TikTok version of what's your gadget. Let's start with Jason. Hi, Jason. Hi. First of all, congratulations on being open and honest with us and admitting that you got sucked in by TikTok or Instagram. Which was it? It was Instagram, unfortunately.

Oh, yeah, Jase. What did you buy from Instagram? Yeah, it was one of those air cleaning devices with a camera and a light on the end with a little silicon hook that you plug into your computer or your phone and you watch yourself clean your air out. Ew!

So it goes into your actual ear? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, highly risky putting an electrical device into your ear that you bought off Instagram. No, I've seen these, Jason, and I want to buy one so bad. Did it work? Well, I mean, it worked, but not as great as what the videos tell you that they work.

Yeah, right, okay. At least I know, you know, how I'm cleaning it, how far in I'm going. Because with cotton buds, you just push it all in. Are you trying to sell one to us here, Jason? No, definitely not. But, you know, it works, but it's not as good as what they say. Wait a minute.

I recognise that voice anywhere. He's from the air cleaning wax company place. Are you from Big Ear Wax, Jason? No. Wax on, wax off. That's where you're from, Jase. Let's go to Christine. Hi, Christine.

Hi, Christine. Hey, guys. Where did you buy it from, first of all? TikTok? You sound so disappointed. I saw it on TikTok, yes. Okay. What did you buy, Christine?

I bought a saxophone. Whoa. A real saxophone? A real saxophone. A real saxophone. It's bright blue. I saw a chick at 3 a.m. in the morning. She bought one, so I bought one. Can you play the saxophone?

I played it in high school, but that was a couple of years ago. Christine, I played it in primary school. Doesn't mean I can play it now or play it well. Why is it blue? It's blue. I don't know. Hers was purple and I was like, I want one. Christine, how much did you pay for it?

500 bucks because I didn't think about conversion and it was Amazon. Oh, well. Oh, well. Oh, well. Good one, Christine. I don't feel bad about my $50 eyebrow stamp at all. Meredith is here. Hi, Meredith. Hi, well. Oh, well. Good one, Christine. I don't feel bad about my $50 eyebrow stamp at all. Merida's here. Hi, Merida.

Hi, Merida. Hi. What's your gadget? Is it a TikTok or an Instagram one? I saw it on TikTok, and it was really intriguing. It's one of those pimple sucker things that on camera, you can watch it through your phone. I literally watched this yesterday, and it pulls out.

The camera is so good that it shows you all of the yellow stuff that's coming out of your skin. And the camera's really good, but we were watching the phone, watching the video, not watching our face, and we ended up with hickeys all over our faces. I thought you were going to say we dropped the camera and saw stuff we don't want to see. And it just kept on sucking.

And you were like, it wasn't a good time. How much did you spend on your pimple sucking device, Meredith? $69. Nice. Yeah, yeah. I don't think that was too bad. Hey, that's not bad. And you said it's worth it.

Well, I don't think we'll do it again in a hurry. Yeah, right. Great HD footage of Meredith's pimples and blackheads. Bree and Clint. Just a side note on those TikTok gadgets, Ben said he bought one of those pimple-sucking ones. So he can bring that in. We can give that a go live on air tomorrow.

Do you want to use the machine that producer Ben has been using? Well, it depends. Have you used it yet, Ben, or is it still... No, I haven't used it. It's literally sitting at home waiting for me to get home. You guys could use it before I do. Waiting for you to get home and what? Use it.

Have a suck. No. Turn on the sucker. Yeah. I'll shout your new nozzle if you let it have a suck on me, on my face. I'm hoping it has a few different nozzles. Yeah, that'd be nice. Who do you reckon would have more blackheads?

Well, I think me. That's why I got it. I think I've got a real issue. Do you think you've got big paws? Yeah, I think so. No's why I got it. I think I've got a real issue. Do you think you've got big paws? Yeah, I think so. No, I've never thought that about you. He's like a German shepherd. Huge paws.

See, even the producers thought that was a bad one. Yeah, right. Okay, moving swiftly along. An elderly man living in a small Taranaki town claims that he's been condemned to an infinite term of home detention after he lost his driver's licence. This is always

an interesting one because he's an old dude and he no longer has his licence but he's like, yo I'm old, I'm not dead, I still need to get around. What am I going to do? John Anthony Edwards lives in Englewood and it doesn't say why he lost his licence I think maybe, because when you get over 75 you have to renew

your licence every five years. Do you have to take a test? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. And I think maybe he just didn't renew it and so he lost it.

I feel like they should make that for everyone. Yeah, I do too actually. You have to take a test every five years just to make sure. There are some elderly drivers who are much better drivers

than young drivers. Not just the elderly drivers who are much better drivers than young drivers. Not just the elderly drivers should be taking the test every five years. Yeah, well, for whatever reason, he lost it and he was like, YOLO,

I don't give a shit. I'm still going to drive around Inglewood, what up? So he's driving, he gets pulled over by the cops and they're like, you don't have a license.

You're now banned from driving. So he's not allowed to drive and the guy's 89 years old and he's gone, if I can't drive, he's taking, he's. And the guy's 89 years old. And he's gone, if I can't drive, he's going all the way to the high court because he's saying, if I can't drive, I can't do my groceries because the grocery store goes to walk there. Yeah, how does he do anything? And he says it'll be a whole day's round trip to walk there and get his groceries.

And those paper bags, they wouldn't hold out the whole journey back home. He said if he wants to get a taxi, he has to call one from the other town over and there's a $150 charge. And it's expensive. $150 to get a taxi. Yeah. That's an expensive night on the Pizzo in Inglewood. And the buses in Inglewood just suck.

So he said he has to drive. Yeah, see, it's quite interesting. This happened to my nan when she was in her 80s. And I remember talking to my nan about it. And she's like, oh, they've taken my license off me. And I said, why? And she said, oh, they think that I'm not fit to drive. And I was like, well, can you re-sit the test?

You know, is that a thing? And she goes, I think I can. So then my nan and I went for driving lessons together because I was like quite young. And so we went for the same driving lessons. Okay. And she quite young and so we would like went for the same driving lessons okay and she went back she retook the test and she got her license again oh good I was so proud of her that would feel so empowering too it was it was everything to her it was her freedom and how old was she I think she would have been probably 83 at the time maybe okay producer Ben your grandfather has just had a significant birthday and purchased a new car. How old is he?

So last weekend, my granddad turned 90. Yeah. And the week before he turned 90-ish, he bought a brand new, like brand spanking new car. Have you been in the car with him? I have. Still a good driver? Great driver.

What did he buy? A Nissan Skyline. That is so sick. Oh, look at him. He's got a driving sandals on and everything. A really big, bright yellow car. Yeah. got his driving sandals on and everything. A really big, bright yellow car. So this is very ageist from us, but we've

got to have a stab at it. How old is too old to drive? Is there a number? I don't think there's a number because I think age is just a number and everyone is so different at different points of their life. So I think it's based on the person, not the number. Yeah, I agree with that.

I think that's fair enough. You know? Yeah. But I've got to do those tests because there's definitely good drivers and bad drivers out there. I think so. In all age brackets. Also, Ben, when's your granddad appearing in the next Fast and the Furious movie?

Bree and Clint. We've got another one of those situations where people can weigh in on who's in the wrong or how to pretty much deal with this situation. It's quite an interesting one involving dogs. Okay. So it says here, my girlfriend and I have been discussing moving in together into the same city.

I have two dogs, so we were discussing expectations and roles we'd play around the house. The dogs will be my responsibility only and not hers. She likes the dogs and is sweet to them, but last night we had a disagreement about sleeping arrangements. She says my dogs can't sleep in our room. She doesn't want them to be on the bed and neither do I, but she won't even say yes to them being on the floor in the room. I've had each of the dogs for eight years

and they have always slept in the same room as me. If I were to kick them out now, they would make a huge fuss and keep us up. She said it's a non-negotiable so I said I will sleep in the second room with them. But that upset her as well. Am I the a-hole for standing my ground on this? The dogs are my family and one of them is quite old and i want his last few years to be nice that's a this is such a loaded one eh because you've got your partner who you need to prioritize and then your dogs who you can't explain to like you can't say to the

dogs hey we're going to change up this situation because your new mummy doesn't like you i well she does like them it says that she's sweet to them, but I'd like to know the reason as to why she doesn't want them in the room because that's obviously going to play a factor about, you know. Is it a romantic thing? Who's in the wrong or who's in the right? Yeah. Is it an allergy thing?

Yeah, but I mean, if she was allergic, she wouldn't want them in the house. I just find any ultimatums where it's a non-negotiable in a relationship very hard to deal with. Yeah, why is it a non-negotiable? Because someone's put their foot down and they've gone, I'm not negotiating with you on this. When a relationship is all about compromise, you know,

it's got to be give and take. Otherwise, it's literally a dictatorship. Yeah. So, yeah. Do you want me to say who I think? Yeah. Before you say, I'd love people to weigh in on the text machine on 9696. What do you think?

Who's in the wrong? What should he do? Who's in the wrong? Few texts coming through. Someone said, kick the girlfriend out. Well, I wouldn't go that far. But if you're asking who's in the wrong, I think she is being unreasonable in this situation. Someone said the girlfriend's got to go.

Non-negotiable. Did you say they've just moved in together? No, I think they're about to move in together, but I feel like... Rough start. You know, if that was me, I'd be like, well, you either choose me and the dog or you choose neither of us. Well, see, that's an ultimatum as well. And that's a non-negotiable. He's come to the party with options. He's gone, well, look, I could sleep in the other room. And she's like, don't be ridiculous. Why am I moving in with you then? What do you think? I think she is being unreasonable.

But then he has to draw a line in the sand just for his dogs. She's put him in a horrible situation. I think she's being unreasonable. She's totally being unreasonable. Especially because the dogs are eight years old. They're not new. It's not like he's gone and got a dog for their bed. Yeah, I think I'd love to know the reason as to why she's like,

it's not negotiable. They're not sleeping in the room. Like, why? Have you looked at these text messages? Yeah, people are not being very friendly to the girlfriend. Here's a bit of balance. Someone said, dogs in the bed is disgusting, but he's been doing it for eight years.

Oh, no, even that person's on the guy's side. Dogs in the bed are disgusting, but she's being unreasonable. He's already compromised and said, I don't mind if Right. Dogs in the bed are disgusting. But see, that's the thing. She's being unreasonable. He's already compromised and said, I don't mind if they're not in the bed, but can they be on the floor in the room? They'd have like their own bed on the floor. Yeah. Surely that's a good compromise.

That's a compromise already. Maybe she doesn't like being watched. He can't go 50 and then she doesn't come 50. That's the thing. That's about line and that's the thing about ultimatums is there's no negotiation. Right. Everybody's being very ruthless and saying, get rid of the thing. It needs to be 50-50. That's the thing about ultimatums is there's no negotiation. Right, everybody's being very ruthless and saying get rid of the girlfriend. The text machine has pretty much said she's in the doghouse, so to speak.

Right, okay. Well, majority rules. The people have spoken. The people have spoken. There you go. Oh! She's getting the spare room or she's staying at her own house. Or they're breaking up.

Or they're breaking up. I'm going to say it's the latter. Bree and Clint. You want to get a bunch of really attractive, fit people in one place at one time? I mean, just call it the Olympics. They'll show up. And they'll all be there. Obviously, the Olympics are underway in Tokyo at the moment.

And I've just noticed watching there's so many attractive, physically fit humans at the Olympics. Yeah, ripped is an understatement with some of them, eh? Yeah. Like the men in the pool? Can they put some clothes on? Because it's giving me serious body image issues. You don't want to look at the divers then? Oh, my Lord. Really? Oh yeah.

Well the divers are like gymnasts but with togs on. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I'm picturing it now. Nice. I thought, I wonder because, you know, the New Zealand team have a lot of Olympians competing at the Olympics at the moment. Yes. And I was like, I wonder if there's people, you know, sitting at home watching X's at the Olympics. There was one on TV last night.

The guy who won the bronze medal in the triathlon. I feel so bad I don't have his name but it was the first time I'd heard of him yesterday. Ben's going to get his name for us. They interviewed his ex-girlfriend

at the pub back in Whakatane, I think. And she goes, I wish I hadn't broke up with you. I regret breaking up with you, yeah.

Hayden Wild, that's the boy. Yes, bronze medal yesterday and the girl's like, man, he's the one that got away. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

He's got a girlfriend too. I just want to touch his medal. So it touches bronze. Have you ever dated an Olympian? Oh, let me just. Have got the Olympic rings on there somewhere tattooed on their body? Let me just go through my little black book and just check. I'll just leave through this.

No, no Olympians in there for me. What about that ex-girlfriend that did CrossFit? She could go to the Olympics, but she hadn't when I was dating her. No? Right. I mean, there's still time. Yep. You, have you dated an Olympian?

I have. I've dated a couple that are currently competing at this Olympics. You've got a couple of exes in there. Have you got a couple of exes in Tokyo? And I, when I said, oh, I wonder if anyone's watching, he goes, oh, look at my ex up there on the TV. It was me. And they look a lot better than what I look.

Oh, my God, the one that got away. Have you told your partner when you're watching that that person you used to date? Yeah. You have? You're open to the list about it? Yeah, absolutely. And then she's like, why do you always want to watch this sport?

No reason. No, yeah, we have a good laugh about it. You don't have to say who it is, but do you want to say what sport? I'm not going to say who it is. No. Because I feel like that's unfair. You don't even have to say what nationality.

I'll say one. I'll say the sport and then you're not allowed to ask me any other questions. All right, deal. Power lifting. Claybird shooting. No, the sport is soccer football. All right.

And they're at this Olympics. They're at this Olympics. There we go. That's enough. Let the research machine begin, everybody. Both of them. Dive into the follows on Instagram. Go and do the comparisons.

Do that meme where the numbers are floating around and the lady's pulling it out and someone will figure out who it is. People don't care that much, I'll tell you. All right, well, you've got two Xs at the Olympics. Has anyone listening got one X at least at the Olympics or more than one X at the Olympics? Or we'll take X Olympians as well.

Yeah, maybe they went to Rio. Yeah. Maybe they went to... London. London. There was one before. Beijing. Beijing.

Athens. Athens. We'll go back as far as... Sydney. Atlanta. 1996, Atlanta. Okay, we'll go as far back as the original modern Olympiad in 1904. If you have dated an Olympian,

we want to hear from you this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. We can keep you completely anonymous. Yes, and you don't have to say anyone's name. No, we'll keep the athletes completely anonymous. You can describe what sport they played, maybe what year they went to the Olympics. Maybe they're at the Olympics right now. Are they the one that got away? Yeah.

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We'd love to hear from you. Bree and Clint. Have you dated an Olympian? It's very topical at the moment because you're probably watching them on TV if they're at this Olympics. Happened to me the other night.

Tuned in to some sport and I thought, oh. I recognise them. I used to date that person. And that person too. And then we were just leafing through the Instagram account during the songs and is there another person? No, we just kissed. Right.

Just once? A couple of times. So there's three. And that's good haul, mate. You've got gold, silver and bronze. And to the person on the text machine who said, I'm still sitting here trying to figure out who Bree dated, you will never figure it out.

Don't poke the beer, mate. Don't challenge them. You don't want to lay down the gauntlet. We want to know from you guys, all anonymous, of course, but have you dated an Olympic athlete? Welcome anonymous female number one. Welcome to the show. Hello.

Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Who did you date without names? So he doesn't actually play, he doesn't represent New Zealand. So overseas, he represents an overseas country. Yeah. What sport?

I'd rather not say. Okay, that's fine. Is it everything it's cracked up to be dating an Olympian? Is it all abs and muscles and, you know,

being picked up and stuff like that? Yeah. To be honest, I don't even know if it counted. It was back in year nine. Oh, thanks.

Yeah. Nah, it still counts. It really counts. Nah, it doesn't count. That was before they were ripped. Nah, I'd hold on to that forever. Okay, thank still counts. It really counts. Nah, it doesn't count. That was before they were ripped. Nah, I'd hold on to that forever. Okay, thank you, Anonymous number one. Anonymous female number two, welcome to the show.

Hello. Hi there. What sport are we talking? Weightlifting. Ooh, a successful weightlifter? He won two gold medals in the Sydney 2000 Olympics. Whoa! Okay. That! Okay.

That's incredible. Did you ever ask to hold them? No. No, I dated him when I was 16. Oh! Is this person the one that got away? No, I was happy for him to get away. Nice guy.

Fair enough. Have you ever thought about calling him up and asking to hold him? No. No. Would you like the producers to patch that person through now and we could get you guys live on air together? No, I was happy to move on. Yeah, right.

Might want to specify what you want to have a hold of too if you're calling someone up out of the blue. Hey, can I hold him? Finally, anonymous female number three, welcome to the show. You've also dated an Olympian. Hi. Yes, I have.

He is a French triathlete who is currently at the Olympic Games right now. Oh. And he certainly was the love of my life and the one that got away, but I think I was his as well. Oh, oui, oui. Oh, no. So what happened, Anonymous? Countries.

I live here. He lives in France. He travels the world racing. So it just got too difficult. But we still stay in touch. We're still good friends. So who knows in the future? Did he race in the triathlon yesterday?

Was he on TV? He sure was, and he looked so good. Well, you know what, Anonymous? As someone who has also dated an Olympian, I can say very hard dating professional sports people. Yeah. And I'm being honest about it because they're always just... Their sport comes first, right?

They're on the run. They're here. They're there. They're going overseas. They're swimming. They're biking. They're running. They're basically doing a triathlon.

You can't catch them. You basically can't catch them. Literally're basically doing a triathlon. You can't catch them. You basically can't catch them. Literally. So don't catch feelings because you can't catch them. Here's a question for you two, Anonymous and Bree. If you dated an Olympian, does that mean that you're allowed to get the Olympic rings tattooed? You should see on my lower back.

It looks amazing. Yep. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, this is Birthday Banger where we take your guys' birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th.

We'll start with Jess. Good afternoon, Jess. G'day, Jess. Good afternoon. How's your birthday? I'm glad it's over. Nice. Good on you.

Hey, Jess, I love that honesty. I'm feeling the same. What's your GST? I'm glad it's over. Nice. Good honesty, mate. Hey, Jess, I love that honesty. I'm feeling the same. What's your birthday, mate? 27th of May, 1983. All right, you were 16 in 1999. And the late 90s gave us this number one hit. We haven't played this game in ages. You're a rocket scientist.

Great song. Great lady too. You like it, Jess? Yeah, I definitely love Shania Twain. Sorry, put you on hold. Hello? Hey Jess, what do you think about this? Put you on hold. Hello? Hello, hello. Hey, Jess, what do you think about this?

Put her on hold. Yeah, no, it's all right. I think it's a good one, Jess. I think you're off to a good start. Let's go to Carl. Kia ora, Carl. G'day, Carl. Hey, how's it going?

Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, finally over, thank God, right? Man, something in the air today. I can't wait. What's your birthday, Carl? 17th finally over, thank God, right? Man, something in the air today. I can't wait. What's your birthday, Carl? 17th of May, 1993. Alright, you were 16 in 2009

on the 17th of May. And Carl, here's your birthday banger. Yeah, that's it. Banger. Harry Hilton was here a few years ago for Friday Jams

Yes Kanye and Neo on there as well You like this track Carl? Yeah no It's a banger Yeah I love it Alright wait there

we'll get one more birthday banger for Rachel Hi Rachel Hello there Rachel Hello Rachel You sound like you're from London

I'm good How are you guys? Bombay is very very nice Sorry Rach Sorry Rach how are you guys? Bombay is very, very nice Sorry Rach Sorry Rach How are you going? How's your Tuesday? I'm good, my Tuesday is technically my Thursday

So Wednesday is Thursday, Friday for me I'm so jealous of you Rachel Thirsty Tuesday It's the same Rachel that did the alrighty then but not really Oh, gotcha Alright Rachel, let's get into it. What's your birthday? 2nd of July, 1986.

All right, you were 16 in 2002 on the 2nd of July. And in 2002, this had a number one hit. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Elvis Presley. This song? Yeah, baby, you've got to do it. All the other ones play on Friday Bing. Friday Bangers. My bad.

Friday Bangers. I love Rachel. I mean, Elvis, what an icon. He's dead, isn't he? I don't think so. That song resurfaced because it was the song for the World Cup that year. Yeah. If you're wondering how Elvis had a number one hit.

But, I mean, he's always coming back. Oh, yeah, he'll be back. Yeah. We've got to get him for the Rugby World Cup. I love that Elvis song, and I also love that Kerry Hilson song. Rachel's right that Kerry Hilson gets played on Friday Jams. Shania Twain doesn't, and that's why my vote is for Shania Twain. Yeah, I'm going to go Shania Twain and Jess,

because she loved it as well, didn't she? Jess, congratulations. Oh, awesome. Thank you. I'll definitely turn it up. That's because you were honest about your day, and we appreciate that here at the Brain Club Show. Thank you.

Enjoy the rest of it. Thanks for listening. You too. See you guys. Bye bye. Here's your birthday banger on ZM. Banger. The winner of

birthday banger today on ZM is Shania Twain and that don't impress on me much. We've got to bring that game back. Yeah, we haven't played it for a while.

Not for ages, eh? Yeah. I'm taking down Elvis. Hopefully your mum wasn't listening. I haven't got a text from her, so she mustn't be. Good. She's on that.

She would kill us. Like there's no tomorrow. She would kill us if she knew that we voted down Elvis. Unanimously, too. You didn't even chuck in a vote. I do love, love that song. You made the right decision, mate.

This is good though. This is fun. Brie and Clint. Time for the movie quote game. Pick the quote from the movie. Win the cash. But can you pick the right one? There's only one way to find out. Quoting is against the law.

Piracy is a crime. I mean, it's time to play. Alright everybody. The game where you have to correctly identify what quotes Bree and I have selected from very famous, very quotable movies. That's right. All you need to do is get

one out of four correct and you'll pick up 50 bucks. Isaac, have you seen the movie The 40 Year Oldar-Old Virgin? Afternoon thing? Yes, I have. Perfect, Isaac. You're the man we've been looking for. Whose quote do you want to guess first? I'll go with Clint. Okay, what quote do you think I have selected

out of The 40-Year-Old Virgin starring Steve Carell? Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it? Such a good line. Let's check the tape and see if you're correct. You know when you're touching a woman's breast and you feel it and it feels like

a bag of sand when you're touching it? Yeah. No, I went for the breast-focused bag of sand lion. All right, Isaac, what quote have I picked from the movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin? I am very discreet, but I'll haunt your dreams. You know this movie off by heart, Isaac. It's such a quotable great movie. Okay, let's check the tape and see if you're correct.

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it? Oh, Isaac! No! Oh my God! We were in tune. You just picked the wrong person. That's okay. You have an entire franchise to go yet, Isaac. Have you

seen the Lord of the Rings movies? Yes. You have. Okay. Who do you want to go with first Isaac. Have you seen the Lord of the Rings movies? Yes. You have, okay. Who do you want to go with first? I'm going with Bree this time. Alright, come on Isaac, let's get in tune. What is Bree's favourite quote from the Lord of the Rings franchise? This is easy, Isaac. Think about it.

My precious. Okay, let's check the tape and see. You shall not pass. No. Isaac, it was the other one. Oh, no. Okay, you got one more chance.

You got one more. One more. One more chance. So, Isaac, and be aware you can reuse guesses if you feel like you need to or you go straight out there with another one. What is my quote from the Lord of the Rings? One ring to rule them all. You sure?

Maybe I'd stay with the same thing. Maybe you'd stick with the same one? Yeah. We need you to say it, Isaac. What is the quote you've chosen? You shall not pass. That was Bree's one. We've already done that one.

Let's check the tape. My precious. My precious. Technically, he got both of them just in the wrong order. He gets the 50 bucks. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. No worries, Isaac. You knew the movie's top to bottom.

You deserve it. You know when you're trying to push someone in the right direction, you're trying, you're trying, you're trying. Isaac, KFC for you. Congratulations, man. Have a great night. You too. See you.

See you, mate. Bree and Clint. I love people to text through on 9696 to the question of, what did you see slash hear your neighbours doing? Oh, raunchy. Or maybe not raunchy, maybe illegal. Yeah, it could be anything. Maybe suspicious.

There's a story doing the rounds today about a young English woman. Her name's Sarah Yates, and she said she was left feeling very embarrassed when she arrived home to see a neighbour had put a note under her door. She thought, oh, this is weird. Anyway, the note was from an anonymous neighbour. Yeah. So she didn't know who, and it had a very simple message.

It said, hi, you need to put blinds up in your bathroom. When you shower, you can see everything. Oh, no. Didn't want to embarrass you by knocking on your door. Thanks. Right. I mean, at least she knows, right? I assume she lives in quite a populated apartment block type thing.

Yes. Is that the way you would want to find out? Yes, I think so. That's anonymously just a tip off. Yeah, it's actually a really nice thing because there's probably other people that can see as well and instead of being mortified if they come over and tell you. How awkward is this?

Hey, I just want to tell you that I've seen your boobies. It happened to me. I've told the story on this show. My next door neighbour came over when I lived in an apartment block and they said, hey, just to tell you that I've seen your boobies. It happened to me. I've told the story on this show. My next door neighbour came over when I lived in an apartment block and they said, hey, just to let you know, you can kind of see through your window of your bathroom and my son has a... Oh, that's right.

He was 16 or 17. Teenage son, yeah. He didn't want me to come and tell you, but... I'm telling you. I'm putting a stop to it. And the neighbour wasn't angry at me. She was angry, I could tell, at her son. No, I don't think you would ever be angry about it, right?

Unless someone was blatantly flaunting it. Unless you were pushing your nungas up against the ranch slider. I'm definitely not the person who's roaming around my apartment flaunting it. Just put them on the glass. I'm the one that's wearing tracksuit pants and slippers around the place. Is there any text on this?

Not so far. I don't live in a place where I could see in. I would feel very awkward if I could. You know what else? One of my friends who lived in Sydney in a very close together apartment block heard her neighbors once mm-hmm was about three in the morning oh yeah very loud screams loud noises happy screams went on my friend said so this is how my friend

told me the story she goes it went on for about 12 hours. Oh, whoa. Turns out the woman was having a home birth. Oh, Christ. True story. I think you can say turns out very long and drawn out murder. Well, my friend thought that they were having

a sex party. Having heard both of those noises are quite different. Hey, you haven't been to these type of parties. Yeah, fair enough actually. I asked you before, what do you think the Queen, yes, the Queen the secret for getting over jet

laggers. Obviously in her time she's done a lot of international travel. She was expected to pop here and fly there and ferry there and you know wave to the people and represent the monarchy. And she has one thing that she says is a cure for jetlag and I'm wondering if you guys can guess exactly what it is. I think she drinks a whole bottle of Jack Daniels but puts it in a sorcery cup and says it's tea. No. But. I think she gets blinded out. She gets white girl wasted. I know she's a

gin girl. So it could be that but replace it with gin. You know the cars that she has those rolls where she travels around. They have a special compartment for her bottles of gin. True story. True story. I've been in one of the cars. God must be nice. Must be nice. Producer Ben you're the Queen of England. True story. True story. I've been in one of the cars. God, must be nice. Yeah.

Must be nice. Producer Ben, you're the Queen of England. Yeah. What do you use to overcome jet lag? Bob's your uncle. I think I'd use those cars, all those Rolls,

and just go for just a quick drive as fast as I can around the block and come back, you'd be sorted. Just go for a burn on one of those cars.

Fast and furious style? Yeah. Right. Get it all out of your system. Can you imagine putting a Rolls Royce Into a four wheel lock around the corner How good Just full handbrake around the corner in a Rolls Royce

Floor it Jeeves No it's not a fat joyride in the royal vehicle That overcomes jet lag Anastasia you are now the Queen of England How do you overcome hangover? What's yours? Not hangover. Jet lag. What's your surefire jet lag cure? Queen of England.

Obviously she's a nana. She'd have to take a nana nap. Just sleep it out. Sleep it off. No, so you've got to stay awake to get over jet lag. Remember you've got to fight your way into the time zone. Mate, I'm the Queen of England. Right, okay. She's got you there. You do have me there, but you are

wrong. The queen says the key to overcoming jet lag and that mental fog and the fatigue that you feel when you come off a plane is ketamine. No, not ketamine. She's got a lot of horses. Yeah, that's true. No, it's not ketamine.

It is a barley sugar. Yeah, that's true. No, it's not ketamine. It is a barley sugar. Really? That's it. Sucks on a barley sugar. God, what a load of BS. It's because you're flying on a private cushy jet. Oh, yes, it's that. It's millions of dollars, a private plane,

servants to do everything for you, and a large bottle of gin. Yeah, that's the real reason. And send some ketamine. Yeah.