ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th July 2022

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, are we reds, my Gs? I'm reds. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Shit, it's Opposites Day. Sorry, I didn't mean to. Oh, not again. But when that happens, it's Opposites Day, so...

That bloody, that's still my dad's bloody voicemail. I called him today. Got that voicemail. It's nice, the sound of home. It's weird. And you just think about all the other people that, you know, wouldn't even know my dad that well. Yeah. That's who I think about calling my dad and getting that voicemail.

Oh, I didn't know I was calling a comedian. You know, anyone that knows him, whatever, have a laugh. But, you know, what about like when his... I thought I was calling an apple farmer, not an impressionist. Like his accountant calls him. He's like, what the hell is this? I'm moving house at the moment. It's consumed my entire being,

so much so that I'm not coming to work for the next two days to finish the job. I wanted to ask you guys, what do you think? For help? No. I don't want to. Absolutely not. Busy that day.

Sorry. There's nothing worse. I would never ask friends of mine. None of you guys Have got a good car For moving house So don't worry You're not getting a house A little Honda logo

Could do some great work My car wouldn't be too bad Actually a Honda logo Would go good Are you available tomorrow? Seriously it's tiny Your mic's not working Very well

She's just not on I'm trying to gesture to her But she's too busy Chatting to you Teaching her mic Claudia in the background Was like Sorry guys Radio 101 I don't mean to mansplain But the first bit of advice busy chatting to you. Teaching her how to use a microphone. The one here in the background was like a microphone.

Sorry guys. Radio 101 I don't mean to mansplain but the first bit of advice how to use a microphone. Talk into it. I am.

Don't touch it. Don't touch it. That's lesson number two. So my question for you guys is what's the worst part of moving house? The whole lot.

The whole thing. Finding your stuff under the bed. The cleaning yeah afterwards. Oh the cleaning. I yeah Afterwards Oh the cleaning I think it's the cleaning Yeah

Because it's too Unpacking's pretty shit too I don't mind unpacking Because that's a fluid process You just pour it out And it's new And it's your chance To have a new space

But I think the cleaning thing Is twofold Because one it's the effort Of having to clean But two it's realising How dirty and disgusting You actually are You find those dark corners

You find dirt and dust And shit that you never knew You'd accumulated And it's realising how dirty and disgusting you actually are. You find those dark corners. You find dirt and dust and shit that you never knew you'd accumulated and it's all you. It's all skin fragments. I just find hair ties like everywhere. Dust mite. So what's the worst thing you've seen, Clint, in your packing up? We're not out yet. So all the furniture goes out tomorrow.

Are you getting an exit clean? Someone to come in and do that? Yeah. That is something I treat myself to now as an adult. I always pay for an exit clean because that shit is the worst. We're getting a delightful company in. I hire them just on the name. The name of the cleaning company is Barley Fresh.

I thought you were going to say the name of the company is Cleaner the Whistle. That's good too. It's a good company, no? Yeah, or Hot Topless Cleaners. Oh, right. Well, I won't be at the house so they can be topless. They can pull the curtains

if they like. True. We're moving out of that house. That is a business. That's a big business. Lucrative. Topless Cleaners. You wanted a side hustle.

Who, me? Yeah. Oh, I don't have the chest for it. Maybe 10 years ago but they've kind of saddened. Three's worried one will fall in the toilet while she's for it. Maybe 10 years ago, but they've kind of sat. I thought... What? Oh my gosh.

Oh, one boob. They're not that big. They're not that big. But you know when... Have you ever watched that scene in The Sweetest Thing? And this is super relatable to girls. You've never watched that movie? I've never heard of that movie. The Sweetest Thing? What is it? Let me Google. Guys, and Christina Applegate? Relatable to girls. You've never watched that movie? I've never heard of that movie. The Sweetest Thing? I don't know.

What is it? Let me Google. Guys. And Christina Applegate? Oh. 2002. Raw. I love Cameron Diaz.

It's an iconic film. I've seen the poster. It's got the woman from Charmed in it. The guy has a Prince Albert piercing and she gets stuck on it. Oh. What's that? What? So, how much of a dated reference are Prince Alberts, by the way? The guy has a Prince Albert piercing and she gets stuck on it. What's that? So how much of a dated reference are Prince Alberts, by the way?

That was such a big thing for you and I growing up. You're like, oh my God, imagine if a guy got a Prince Albert, which is a penis piercing. It's through the head of the penis. No one talks about them anymore. For good reason. I don't know how that works. That just hurts.

Why would you want that? Noble piercings? Like a vagina piercing. It's a kinky thing. Oh, is it? Some people, like, I think it heightens the pleasure for some people. But for women, this is a fun fact. If you get a vagina piercing, one of the piercings down there, it can either heighten it or decrease it depending on... That's a risk.

Yeah, it's a real risk. Not to get too graphic, but you get the hood pierced, don't you? What? The clit pierced. No, no, no, no. People do. No, they do. That's what it is mostly. No, you get the hood. There's multiple options. You get the skin that goes over it and so it's nestled against the sea.

There's options. No, it's mostly the sea piercing. Oh, don't pierce that. That's a nerve-ending. That's why it's the sea. There's options. No, it's mostly the sea piercing. Oh, don't pierce that. That's a nerve-ending. That's why it's so risky. So sometimes it makes it way better. Other times it makes it way worse. There's been a lot of gross chat in the show today. Oh, yeah, they warned.

It's just body parts. I felt physically sick. Anyway, the reference that I was mentioning is there's a scene in the sweetest thing. You should have said Clint. Clint. Yeah. There's a scene in the sweetest thing. You should have said Clint. Clint. Yeah. There's a scene in the sweetest thing. I've had a couple of Clint piercings.

Yeah, but you have. Where Cameron Diaz does this scene where I think they're meant to be in their 30s. And they do this scene where she's wearing a bikini top and she holds her arms up high. Yeah. And she goes, this is my boobs at 21, 31. 21 because your boobs. That sounds familiar now. Yeah. You would have, 31. 21, because your boobs. That sounds familiar now. Yeah, you would have seen it.

It's super iconic anyway. I'm now realising I'm that 31-year-old person when my boobs are sitting lower. Do your boobs get smaller as you get older? No. Oh, damn it. No. Do they get bigger? Depending on what your weight does, I think.

Oh, you chop mine off. It depends on so many things, I think. It doesn't depend on whether you breastfeed, whether you have children yeah i think everything gets bigger though that's like a fact like your nose gets bigger your ears get bigger i read i read this crazy thing what's not crazy it makes so much sense when you think about it but it was like stop expecting to have the body you had when you were 21 you're never going to have that body. No, but for this reason, you're a living person who is growing. You're changing. Your body is constantly growing.

How on earth do you think you would still have the same body? It's like expecting to have the same body you had when you were nine years old. I feel like girls go through- You're a different person. Girls go through two puberties and they don't tell you.

No one tells you that. I feel like I've had second puberty. You go through your first one, and it's different for everyone, obviously, when you get your period and stuff, but you're, like, young. You're, like, 13, 14. And then women go through their, like, second puberty in their early 20s, so, like, Ella's age. I'm doing it now.

Where your body, like, transforms again into what your shape forever is going to be. Into a woman? Oh, we're about to see Ella's forever shape, her final form. But do you think that, Claudia? Yeah, I reckon. Spreading my wings. Yeah.

Like when I was 18, 19, I wasn't my full woman shape yet. Don't you, isn't your body shape denoted by a piece of fruit? What fruit shape do you want to be, Ella? What's a good one? Do you want to be What fruit shape do you want to be, Ella? What's a good one? Do you want to be a pear? Do you want to be a dragon fruit? A dragon fruit, yeah. Do you want to be a hairy kiwi fruit?

There's pear, apple. What's a triangle? Watermelon? Is there banana? What's a long and thin one? Is that the cucumber? I think it's just mainly pear and apple. It's shapes, isn't it?

I'll be a pear because I like no boobs I don't like boobs they're just in the way I can't run so that crosses that off would you ever think about getting them reduced I was thinking that maybe if I have kids one day and then I'll chop them off

my friend had massive boobs and they gave her heaps of problems. Like heaps of problems. Anyway, she had a breast reduction. And she told me, she was like, guess how much they took out of each boob. And I was like, this is so interesting. She goes, they took two and a half kilos out of each boob. Whoa.

She weighed five kilos less. Oh, my gosh. That's how big her boobs were. That's impressive. Crazy, girl. I mean, back problems as well. Oh, she had serious back problems, yeah. That's rough.

And she decided on how big her areola and nipple was going to be, too. Really? What? The doctor said, how big do you want it? Because we can cut it to... She said, the bigger, the better. Yeah, bigger. Nah, she said, you know, something that matches my boobs size.

Modest. Yeah. She said, I want it to be all areola you know i don't want the areola to take up majority i'm sweating from this sorry if i stink what my cleavage to be areola um okay let's get out of here enjoy the podcast everybody and don't forget it's opposite stay unfortunately Don't forget it's opposite stay, unfortunately. That's the end of the start, the start of this. Oh, I get it. Good afternoon, everybody.

Welcome to the Bree and Clint radio show. Good afternoon, peeps. I need to do a shout out. Go on. Which, I mean, not normally something we do, but a woman made my whole week this morning. Nicest woman I have met in such a long time. Her name is Karen.

I meet so many nice Karens. Met this woman, Karen. She did my teeth cleaning. Oh, okay. And she was the most beautiful, delightful lady. She absolutely made my whole day. You too good to brush your own teeth now? No, well, you've got to do the teeth hygiene, you know, get them cleaned every six months.

Oh, I love a trip to the hygienist. How good does your mouth feel after you've been to the hygienist? And, mate, it was even better. Is this Karen at Lumino Mount Eden? Karen at Lumino Mount Eden. I love her. Shout out to you. You are a divine human being.

I also got some bad news at the dentist though. What's that? Mouth's too big? Apparently. No, I already knew that about myself. Apparently I'm a teeth grinder. Oh, are you going to have to get retainer? There might be a sleep mouth guard in my future.

Yeah, sexy. But you know what? We got to own it. guard in my future. Yeah, sexy. But you know what? We've got to own it, us teeth grinders. Yeah. You've got to own the fact. Hey, own it. I found out the other day that I might be in line for a sleep apnea mask. You've got to own these things.

God. Stop trying to make us be sexy at night time, okay? There has to be a time of day where I don't have to look this hot, okay? I love the dentist that was telling me, he's like, look, you're a real bad teeth grinder. His name's Dan and he's like, so I'm afraid you might have to wear this on every night other than date night. And I was like, I hear what you're saying, Dan.

It's not going to be sexy. The Bree and Clint show, the least sexiest show on the air. At night time. At night time. At night time. At night time. At daytime, wear a tent. Wear hot as.

Yeah. He's a 10, but he daytime, wear a tin. Wear hot as. Yeah. He's a tin, but he has to wear a sleep apnea mask. Well, do I have to sleep over? Still a tin. Bree and Clint. Time for a game of tradie versus lady, everybody. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus lady. The tradies have had a few solid wins over the past couple of days. They're sitting on 64 for the year. The ladies on 51. Let's meet a lady first. She's 19. She's from Wellington and she does air cadets. Welcome to the show.

It's Tui. G'day, Tui. Quite fitting with your name, isn't it, doing air cadets? Yeah. You were born to be in the sky. I guess so. Yeah. What do you hope to be? Like, what is Air Cadets?

Like, where do you want to go with it? I'm wanting the, like, training leadership kind of side of it and to help out with youth coming up. Do you want to fly a Boeing 747? That's so much responsibility.

Yeah, right. Well, that's what you said you wanted. Leadership. Just start at a Cessna, I think. The Cessnas are safe. Yeah, okay. All right, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 24 from Palmy, and he loves a punt on the horses.

Welcome to the show. It's Noah. G'day, Noah. Hello. Mate, greatest racehorse of all time, go. Farlap. I mean, you can't go past Farlap. Got any hot tips for us today, Noah?

Any races we should be watching out for? Just any horse trained by my old man, Royden Burgesson. There it is. Good plug. Shout out to Roy. It's a family business. Okay, Noah, your buzzer is tradie. Tui, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. We're hosting a Love Island UK finale party next week at the Lula Inn. Name one Islander who was on the show this year. Yeah, Noah. Charlotte?

That's a good guess. You went with it. I like the persistence. Tui, do you want to guess? You want to make up a name, Tui? The name's going to be Becky. I have no idea. Becky?

Let's go to Ella, our resident Love Island fanatic. Was there a Becky at the start of the season, Ella, that got eliminated? I don't think so. Did she have good hair? No, no one gets a point there. We'll move on. Right, no points.

Question number two. If I served you a flan, are you about to enjoy a sweet or savoury dessert? I'm dish. Oh, no. A what? Lady. A flan. A flan. A dessert, a sweet dish savoury dessert? I'm dish. Oh, no. A what? Lady. A flan.

A flan. A dessert. A sweet dish. Brie kind of gave that one away. Well done. But in fairness, I gave it away to both of them. I love those savoury desserts. All in my mind, I was like, it's clearly a dessert. I'll have the sausage for dessert, please.

Sorry about that, guys. One to the ladies. Question number three. We're going to move right along. Who of these world leaders has had COVID-19 most recently? Is it Joe Biden, Jacinda Ardern or Anthony Albanese?

Take a guess. There's three there to pick. Ladies. Yes, Tui. We're going to go with Jacinda. I have no idea. No, not Jacinda. She did have it recently, but no. Noah? Trump? But that wasn't even an option. I have no idea. No, not Jacinda. She did have it recently. Brady. No, Noah. Trump. That wasn't even an option.

Noah, get your head in the game, mate. Noah, we were looking for Joe Biden. Joe Biden had COVID last week. Yes. Okay, no points to anyone. Not big on the news, you guys, are you? No. That's right.

There's some good questions coming up. Question number four, still one for the ladies. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I'm so fancy. You already know. I am the best lady. Yes. Yes, Noah.

Is it Jay? Is it who? Jessie J? No. I mean, it's a good guess. Not a bad guess. Tui, you want to have a guess? No.

Who was singing it, by the way? Like, which one of you two was singing the song? Anyway, we'll move on. It's Iggy Azalea. And we also would have accepted CharlieXCX. Here we go. Question number five. Who out of these three people has the most Instagram followers?

Is it Kylie Jenner, Selena Gomez, or Cristiano Ronaldo? Lady. Yes, Tui it Kylie Jenner, Selena Gomez or Cristiano Ronaldo? Lady. Yes, Tui. Kylie Jenner? No. No? Okay. Noah? Ronaldo?

It is Cristiano Ronaldo with 470 million, one of the most followed people on Instagram. Okay, you two. This next question is for the win. You're even at one apiece. This next one is for the win. This is for the win. You're even at one apiece. This next one is for the win. This is for the win. Question number six.

Fila, Puma and Pony are all brands of what? Trady. Yes, Noah, for the win. Is it true? Yep, that'll do. You two were shocking at that game. Yeah, we went very good. But hey, Noah, still got the 50 bucks cash, mate.

Up the tradies, go the horsies. Well done, Noah. We'll get it to your ASAP. When was the time you fainted? What was the situation? We're asking you on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon. After a TV presenter has fainted during... Live debate.

A live political debate. Freedom and democracy. She went down hard and she's fine. It's not funny. She's fine. Stop. It's not funny. Stop laughing.

You can laugh because... Freedom and democracy. Yeah, I don't know what hit the ground first, but that poor woman. Sounds like everything. Anyway, let's go to Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Hi. Hi.

How are you going, Sarah? I'm good. I'm good. Are you sitting down at the moment? Yeah, I'm sitting down. Good. Good. Tell us about the time you fainted, Sarah.

So it was like 10 years ago when I was in high school and I was at home and I went to the toilet and I did my biz and I fainted on the toilet. Oh, no. You fainted on the toilet? Was it ones or twos? On the toilet. So I think my biz was a bit big.

Sarah. It kind of hurt, so I just kind of passed out. So we're talking twos. We're talking twos. Sarah. Sarah. Is it one of those ones where you're like, I'm in trouble here? I'm in big trouble.

And it's one of those toilets where it's just the toilet in a cubicle. Oh, no. I just fainted straight on the floor and I woke up upside down. Wait, wait. Was this a public toilet, not your home toilet? No, this was at home. But it's one of those toilets where it's just in a tiny room. It's a single room toilet.

Sarah, you fainted with a pooey bum. I don't know about that. I can't remember about that, but I can't remember about that part. Oh, conveniently forgotten that part. I woke up on the floor and my mum was home and when I got to it, I woke up and I finished up and I left and then I asked mum I said, did you not hear a loud bang? And she says, yeah, I heard something but I was too lazy to get up and check. Thanks, Mum.

I thought, oh, that's really nice. Your mum's like, yeah, I knew you were in the toilet. Heard a loud bang. I assumed that Sarah was using the toilet. Deb's here. Hi, Deb. G'day, Deb. Hi, how are you doing?

Good, thanks. When did you faint, Deb? It was quite a few years ago as well, back in my London days. I had a few drinks the night before celebrating my brother arriving in London. Yeah. And got up in the morning, again, didn't have breakfast, and went on the tube. And it was just really hot and stuffy. Oh, it's awful down there, eh?

Yeah. Yeah. And I just felt myself get all hot and flushed and next minute I was on the ground. No! You fainted on the ground. No. You fainted on the chair. Did people help you? Yes, they did. Okay, good.

But, yeah, I was like the good stoic Kiwi. No, no, I'm good. I'm right. She'll be right. I always have to ask this question to the ladies when they've got a fainting story. What were you wearing? Definitely not a skirt.

Okay, good. I thought the question was going to be, did you pee your pants? No, the question is, were you wearing a dress or a skirt? Because not ideal when you faint. Tui's here. Tui, when did you faint? That was a couple of, well, actually a few years ago. So I was on my first day of work experience, like looking cow.

Yeah. And we were in the cow shed because the farmer had a cow and we were, he was like scraping their hooves to clean them. Yeah. And it started bleeding

and then I don't really remember much apart from the farmer had to pick me up and I was like just sitting there. Oh no, you fainted at the sight of cow blood. Did you faint on a cow poo? No, no, I didn't.

It was clean. You're right. Could have been worse, Tui. You could have fainted with your arm up the cow's bottom. Yeah, but, yeah, so it was just a laughing stock for like the rest of our work experience together. But it was, yeah. Just unconscious with your arm up a cow.

I bet Tui can't eat her steak rare if she can't see cow blood. Not ideal. This text is my favourite. Someone said, I've fainted many times, but the worst was when my girlfriend dislocated her knee up the ski field. I saw it and apparently fainted and slid down the mountain face. That's good boyfriending. That is so good.

Finally, Sophie, when did you faint? Hey, guys. I actually had moved to Vietnam a couple years ago with my husband and part of the visa process was a medical. So my husband and I went to this horrendously packed hospital and he

was in the waiting room and I got taken into another room to do the medical part. And then my husband recounts it and says all of a sudden all these people were coming out of the room and they were screaming in Vietnamese and people were running back and forth. So he got up to run into the room and saw me on the floor convulsing.

And apparently I'd fainted. Oh, no. So he started to faint. Oh, no. And he fainted onto the bed. And then the doctor was like, excuse me, sir, you need to move. We need to put your wife up on the bed. And he couldn't move.

So then he's on the ground, like, between his legs. I tell you what. And I kind of came to and said, oh, hey, babe, are you okay? That's a really good way to pass your medical, Sophie. You're like, just distract them, honey. You all faint first and then you faint. Someone texted through and said, as a nurse, you would not believe how many people and patients faint after doing a poo.

Wow. That is not something I ever thought about. It happens all the time. Well, there you go. Sometimes you just push too hard. Bree and Clint. Go. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here with Goss on the hottest collaboration of the year, and I don't think it's one anybody saw coming. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. I'm so shook and I'm so here for this. Britney Spears and Sir Elton John have been in the recording studio and have teamed up for new music.

They've already recorded Tiny Dancer, a new version of it, and they're, of course, now working on some new album. There's not a lot of details around what specifically they're going to get from this, but it is new music and it's going to be through Universal Music, so they've gone straight to the top, of course. And what we do know, Shelton John was very, very supportive of Britney Spears

over the last few years while she was in the middle of her conservatorship turmoil. He was very open about it. He's fabulous and wonderful. And I just think it's so cool to have her back in the studio. She's actually, the other day on her social media,

she posted a video of her singing. And a friend of mine that has worked with her told me she's always singing around the house. You know how she's obviously been slammed over the years for lip-syncing? But when she's at home and when she's with her friends, she's actually singing all the time. She's always singing around the house. You know how she's obviously been slammed over the years for lip syncing? But when

she's at home and when she's with her friends, she's actually singing all the time. She's always singing. Well, it's because she does all that lip syncing. She's got to get the singing out somewhere. Oh, come on. You leave Britney alone. Exactly. Hasn't she been through enough? There you go. What a genius collaboration.

I mean, first Dua Lipa, now Britney Spears. He's doing a great job of keeping himself relevant, Sir Elton, isn't he? Who do you reckon would be next? Who else? Has he done a collab with Ed Sheeran? He should do Billie Eilish. I think Ed Sheeran is on that new Elton John album. Yeah, I think.

I mean, that's a sit-down if you ask me. There you go. That's the goss on Britney Spears, the man who knows more about Britney than anybody else, Sir Dean McCarthy. Thanks, Dean. Thank you, Dean. Bree and Clint. I saw that a Shania Twain doco just dropped on Netflix. anybody else. Sir Dean McCarthy. Thanks, Dean. Thank you, Dean.

I saw that a Shania Twain doco just dropped on Netflix. You love Shania Twain, eh? She's your girl. She is my girl. I feel like I was just in that age group where she was just massive. And there was a couple

of her songs that I just really connected with. I was too young to realise how hot Shania Twain is. She was so hot. Like, I didn't get it at that age. Yeah. But now I look back at Shania Twain, I'm like, man, what a babe. You know, one of the first things I Googled when I moved to New Zealand, I Googled, where does Lorde live?

And then I Googled, does Shania still own that house in Wanaka? Anyway, the doco's on Netflix right now. live and then I googled does Shania still own that house in Wanaka Anyway the docos on Netflix right now I think it dropped two days ago and it's called Not Just A Girl and it goes into heaps of stuff she's got quite the life like her struggles with Lyme disease, the divorce

she went through because her best friend ended up hooking up with her husband. Yeah so she hooked up with her best friend's husband. Oh like five years later. Yeah but it's a good part of the story. Yeah, good part of the story. Anyway, if you want to watch it, it's called Not Just a Girl. It's on Netflix. And I thought to celebrate the new doco, Shania, we could play

one of our favourite games, That Don't Impress Me Much. Love this game. Good chance to get some complaints off your chest. Exactly. Does everybody have something to complain about this afternoon, producers? Yeah, we're all in on this.

We're all feeling whingy this afternoon. Always ready to complain. Yeah, okay. Well, Claude, why don't you kick us off this afternoon? Alrighty, let's go. With a don't impress a me mark. How will you think you're special? How will you think you're something else? So, someone borrowed my charger from my desk the other day

and it still hasn't come back. I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back. Was it actually you? I don't have an iPhone. Oh, you've got a Samsung. The rumour is that it's producer Anastasia.

But I haven't heard her about it yet. Ex-producer of the Brian Clint show. Okay. Producer Ella. Okay. When you're sitting in the middle of a plane and you don't have a tissue and your nose is just really full of snot

and people are sitting next to you. Wait, was it your nose or someone else's nose? That was me. It didn't impress me much. No, you can't blow your nose on a plane anymore. So much snot. Gemma's called up to play. Hi, Gemma.

Hi, Gem. Hi. Are you feeling negative this afternoon? Do you want to give it a go? Very much. Come on, Gemma. Here we go. Come on, Jimmy. Here we go.

It's your turn. Okay. My car was stolen twice in a year. Whoa. Wait, did you buy two Mazda Demios? No, I was about to buy a Demio, but I brought a Aqua instead. That was the second one that was stolen. People love stealing Aquas, don't they? What was the first one, Gemma?

It was a Wing Road. Oh, you poor thing. Yeah, that sucks. Okay, yeah, twice in one year. That's unfair. She's winning. No, she's not. She's literally not winning.

Well, she's not winning, but I mean No, she's not. She's literally not winning. Well, she's not winning, but I mean this game she's winning. I'll go next. Okay, so I'm watching a TV show at a certain volume and it's really nice and pleasant and then the ads come on and nearly blow my eardrum down.

I hate it. Same with podcasts. Same with the podcast. Yeah, okay, I got one second time. Okay. So you're on holiday in Europe? I mean, good for you. I know you've been waiting three years for this, but...

I don't need to know what Santorini looks like at this time of year. Brody Kane, I'm going to block you and your mum, Jo Kane, if you don't stop posting all your fun photos. I feel better. How about you guys? Yeah, I feel good. Yeah, good. Okay, good, good. I feel better. How about you guys? Yeah, I feel good. Yeah, good. Okay, good, good.

The New Zealand Herald today published a list of anonymous confessions from its readers. From politicians? Is it? No. Because that I would read. Winston Peters is like, he's like, I actually found the parliament protesters a bit yucky, but I knew it was a good chance for votes. So I got in there.

So I got in there, but I was triple vaxxed. No, these are totally anonymous and they're quite good. So I thought we could read some of these out. And after that, I thought if you're feeling inspired by all of this honesty, people might want to share their anonymous confessions with us. This is something I've done on my Instagram before. Oh, okay.

Remember? Yeah. And some of the confessions were just outrageous. People have got stuff they want to get off their chest, right? Yeah. I mean, you know, and when it's anonymous, anonymously, like you can really just open up. Of course.

And it will remain anonymous. Yeah. So there are two ways we can do this. We can do it over the phones and keep your name out of it or we can do it on the text machine and read them out for you. But let me set the tone for you, okay? Here are some good ones that were published in the Herald today. This one says, I'm a train driver and every time I go past a golf course, if someone is teeing off, I toot the train horn.

Just the little whims. A little bit of joy. That's good. You ruined their round of golf, but you know, gave yourself a little bit of joy. Can you imagine? All the golfers on that golf course would know too. Oh, that guy's back again.

Here's a good one. My husband's drinking started to really annoy me, so I added yellow food colouring to his shower gel. A week later, he thought he was having liver issues and went on a health kick. No. Because he started to go yellow like he had jaundice or something. That's savage.

He had the scurvy. Here's another one. My wife has gone away for a couple of days. I put the dishwasher on even though it was barely even half full. Yeah, you go, player. It felt amazing. I do that sometimes when my partner's away. Yeah, you do, you boo.

Because I'm like, I don't want to wash a pan again. Wait, are you putting a pan in the dishwasher? Yeah. You put a pan in the dishwasher? Wow, that should have been your anonymous confession. You don't put putting a pan in the dishwasher? Yeah. You put a pan in the dishwasher? Yeah. Wow, that should have been your anonymous confession. You don't put a fry pan in the dishwasher? God no. Why not? Anyway, look, okay, we'll keep moving. Definitely, go

for it. Put the fry pan, hey, sometimes even pots. You're a savage. No, it works, mate. It's fantastic. Okay, how about this? I was walking home from town once and I came across the most beautiful bouquet of flowers left on the side of the road. It seemed such a pity to leave them there,

so I took them home, where my daughter kindly pointed out that I'd taken them from the scene of a fatal accident. Oh, no. No. You're a grave robber. Oh, that's horrible. That's so horrible.

These are anonymous confessions from New Zealand Herald readers published in the paper today. I carry two cooked sausages in a poo bag when I take the dog out for a walk. When the dog does poos, I pretend to pick it up with that bag and I never actually do.

If anyone says anything, I point to the poo bag with the sausages inside it And I say There's the poo And I say That's the one my dog did After walkies

Me and the dog Each have a sausage That's That seems like So much effort To avoid picking up the poo No but then they get To have a sausage at the end

Yeah right It's a little treat At the end of the walk Oh my god And they don't pick up any poo Oh god I reckon we open this up We use our platform To offer people the chance To do an anonymous Yeah, right. It's a little treat at the end of the walk. Oh, my God. And they don't pick up any booze. Oh, God. I reckon we open this up. We use our platform to offer people the chance to do an anonymous confession.

Mm-hmm. 0800DIALZM if you're willing to come on and say it. You can confess to anything this afternoon, by the way. It doesn't matter what it is. It can be something really small. Maybe it's a secret you've been keeping from your partner. I mean, don't confess to a murder, but... Maybe you put fry pans and pots and pans in the dishwasher.

Maybe. No judgment from me. We want you to bare your soul this afternoon and offer an anonymous confession to us. The Herald is full of confessions today. And when it's anonymous, people are willing to tell you some really interesting and sometimes dark stuff.

What are the saucy secrets that you're willing to share with us this afternoon? Someone's texted in already and they said, my husband doesn't like savings or shares. Weird thing to not like. But he's happy for me to buy whatever I like. So I'm gradually replacing everything we own with expensive antiques as a secret investment.

His favourite mixing bowl, that's worth $160. He needed bookends for the bookshelf so I spent $400 on 100 year old bookends. Oh yeah, good investment. I mean, he kind of said yes to it. Yeah, he did. What about the text? They texted through and they

said, I flash other cars if a cop is coming around the corner and then they text back two things later. I flash my lights, not my boobs, just to clarify. Thank you for making that clear. I like it. A lot of anonymous callers standing by. Let's go to our first one.

Hello, anonymous number one. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Confess something to us this afternoon. I only shower once or twice a week. Yes, anonymous. Is that just in winter or summer as well? All year round.

No way. You Josie Grossy. But I don't smell. I've never had a complaint. I've told people and I'll say, you know, okay, I'll tell you I only shower. Do you get other people to smell your pits? I do. No complaints.

What about your downstairs department? I have a... Yeah. Mm-hmm. What about your downstairs department? Fresh as a daisy. It's all good. Right, okay. There's wipes for that. Okay, sweeties. Wet wipes.

We asked for your confessions. It was very honest of you. Let's go to caller number two. Hello, Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hello. Hello. You did something at your workplace, Anonymous.

It was... It was my first workplace ever that I worked at. What did you do? Don't judge. It's the only time I ever did it. I spat in someone's

cup of tea. Why? Because she was a workplace bully and deserved it. Was this Okay, alright, alright, alright. It was just like my little...

Yeah, yeah. Who are we to judge? My little take back. Who are we to judge? But can you just confirm for me, was this pre-global pandemic? It sounds like it was. Oh, yeah.

Right, right. You wouldn't do it... Very, very, very long time ago. You wouldn't do it in the COVID era, would you? I go to the office regularly. I was not unwell. Did you get a lot of satisfaction out of it, Anonymous? Oh, my God, yes. Did you have to mix it in out of it, Anonymous? Oh, my God, yes.

Did you have to mix it in quite hard? I bet you did. Oh, that's disgusting. But thank you for confessing. This person's Anonymous too. Hi. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

Tell us, what do you do? I'm a truck driver, and when I have people riding the back of the truck that go to pass me, when they come up to pass, I put the engine brakes on and when they're up alongside the truck, I hit the accelerator really hard and let a big cloud of diesel sit all over their car.

I'm so out of this. Is that dangerous? Could you cause an accident? I wouldn't say it's big enough to kill the earth. Right, right, right. You're not getting them stuck in the passing lane. Just a bit of, you know, annoying sort of thing. No.

I reckon a lot of cars are annoying to truck drivers, so that's probably the least you could do. Thank you, Anonymous. God, we're having them pour in another Anonymous confession. Hello. Hi. Hi, guys. This is something you do at work as well, Anonymous?

Yes. Okay, so basically, like, whenever it's really busy or, like, I just can't be asked doing it, I break the containers that we store food in just so I don't have to wash them. Anonymous. I've done it at every single job I've ever been at. And I religiously, I'll break every single one of them because I don't want to clean it. Anonymous.

That is so bad. Wow. Okay Anonymous, that is so bad. Wow, okay. I know, it's so bad. No, thank you for your honesty, I guess. One more, Anonymous number five, hello. How are you? Tell us, Anonymous, I've heard this is a big confession. Yeah, well, I'm gay.

I've fallen in love with my best mate. Oh, my gosh. Wait, I've just gotten goosebumps. Anonymous, tell me, is there any way that he could love you too? I hope so. Oh, Anonymous. Wait, do you know if he's into men as well? I'm not too sure.

Is he in a relationship? I don't believe so. Do you think you'll ever be honest and tell him? Do you think you feel comfortable enough to do that? Yeah, I'm just a bit afraid of being judged, you know? Yeah, totally. Anonymous, can I just say, you're so brave even to come on the radio this afternoon and say that. Do you feel like, you know what, it's a massive weight that you've been carrying around for a long time and when you're ready and only when you're ready, should you confide in him.

But if he's your best mate, even if he doesn't feel the same, he should support you no matter what. Does he know that you're gay, Anonymous? I don't know. Yeah, right. Wow, there's a long road to travel. Anonymous, we support you and good on you for coming on and saying that. I feel like, do you feel good about it?

Do you feel, you know, a bit powerful now? Yeah, I feel like I've had a lot of weight fall off my shoulders. Oh, good for you, Anonymous. Well, there you go. I've got goosebumps. Oh, my God, imagine if he's in love with him as well. We started out with a lady spitting in cups of tea and we ended up with something quite wholesome.

That was nice. I hope it works out. And I hope if, I mean, if he doesn't feel like that, he'll support, I mean, if it's his best mate, he'll support him. You've got to do it. You've got to support each other. You've got to be honest with yourself. Please welcome to the show our favourite part of RuPaul's Drag Race.

It's Michelle Vazard. That's a lie, but I'll take it. No, it's the truth. No one else has come to visit us. That's true. You're family, baby. I love that. You've got, baby. I love that. You've got family here.

I love that. Oh, my God. And I'm so excited as to why you are here. Because it's season two of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, right? Brie, I don't even know if you are ready for what is in store. I put on fresh knickers. I'm ready. Oh, girl, you're going to need a whole little packet. You're going to need to take those off. Wait, what? This is in store. I put on fresh knickers. I'm ready. Oh, girl, you're going to need a whole little packet.

You're going to need to take those off. Wait, what? This is so exciting. And so it's Kiwi queens and Aussie queens again. Right. Australasia. Austral. You do it really well.

Has anyone told you that? No, I really don't. But thank you. That's pretty good. Last year, the Aussies had us on numbers. And they do. They've got us on sheer volume. Well, I mean, it's a much bigger country.

It is. I'd like to think that we've put a good foot forward this time. How are the Kiwis represented? I mean, you did last time. You bloody won it. Thank you. Yeah. Cute and mean.

How much more do you want? The Kiwis have definitely represented you well. Okay. So you will be very proud. Okay. It's quality here in New Zealand, isn't it? It's definite quality. You know what I'm so excited about?

Because I lived in Sydney for a fair while and I was around the drag scene and I'm super excited to see who is on it because I know how much amazing talent is still out there in Australasia. Are you from Sydney? No, I'm not from Sydney, but I lived there for quite a while. But there's a lot of talent there. Where are you from? I'm from country Queensland. I grew up on an apple farm, Michelle.

You did? I did. I love apples. She did all her partying in Brisbane. What kind of apples? We had about 30 different varieties. What's your favourite kind? Jazz, baby. I like a honeycrisp. Oh, a honeycrisp. From it. Talk Dirty to me.

Brapern. We can sit here and talk Apple Will Do. What can we expect from season two of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under? Well, you can expect a whole new slew of incredibly talented queens. Yes. You know, you can't give too much away, but people always ask, what's the difference between this season and last season? The difference is brand new queens.

Yeah. They bring the drama. They bring the excitement. They bring the fun, the fashion, the fits, all of them. Yeah. But it really is an incredible, incredible cast. We always want to know as a small country at the bottom of the world, and the same with Australia, actually.

Like, do we hold our own? Could our queens go on to the world stage and compete? I mean, there's, you know, there is UK versus the world now. same with australia actually like do we hold our own could our queens go on to the world stage i mean there's you know there is uk versus the world now i mean who knows maybe you'll see an aussie slash kiwi queen on one of those seasons i reckon absolutely yeah they're all good at what they do this isn't just like you know we're chum you know what i mean that didn't send you to the bottom of the world to film chum. Exactly. So, you know, that's not what we're here to do. We're here to... Do you think they've stepped their pussy up this season? A hundred percent.

Because, I mean, you say season one, you say how amazing it is, and you want to bite of the cherry, you know? Of course. That's how it's going to be. And every year it gets better and better. I think always series one, people are like, well, I'm going to wait. Because, you know, is this going to work? It's going to be. And every year it gets better and better. I think always series one, people are like, well, I'm going to wait because, you know, is this going to work? It's going to work because drag talent is everywhere. And these queens are just out of control. And I think you guys just influence so many people in the next generation and they're

starting earlier. So they're just getting better and better. They're starting earlier because of RuPaul's Drag Race. That's what I mean, yeah. Because of Instagram, because of YouTube. They see that and they're like, I want that. I want to be that. So it just keeps going up and up and up. It does.

It just keeps getting, you know, the ante keeps getting bigger. Well, we love you and we're so excited for a brand new season of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under. That's Michelle Visage, everybody. Brie and Clint. Cue the Google Down Under. That's Michelle Visage, everybody. Brie and Clint. Cue the Google Down opener. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?

What the hell? I think Google's actually... It's new producer Claude's favourite time of the week where she gets to savage everyone on the team, including one of our listener pals. G'day, Robin. Hi, Robin. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. Have you heard Google Down before, Robin? Yes, yes, I have. Okay, excellent. So you know what we're doing, but I'll just go over the rules so everyone is clear. This is Google Down. I'm going to ask you a question that I've put into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that question.

First person to yell it out correctly gets a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. First to three wins, and they will take home the title of best Googler this afternoon. In the country, New Zealand's greatest Googler. All right, are we all set? Are we all ready? I'm ready. Okay, here we go, guys. Question number one.

What year was the first plane flown? Not invented. 1912. 1903. 1903. It was so close between Robin and Claudia, but Claudia just got in. Just. Ridiculous. But Robin, very quick. Was yours a guess, Clint? Yeah. I mean, pretty good guess. I had too many spelling errors, so I had to just throw something in there.

All right, guys, here we go. Question number two. One to producer Claude. How old is Macklemore? I can't spell. 39. That is correct, Clint. He is 39.

Robyn, right in the mix there again. Nice work. One to Claude, one to Clint. Here we go, question number three. What is the fastest fish in the world? What is the fastest? The sailfish. Oh, Robyn, you're so close.

Robyn's really good. Just got in. Robyn is on to it. Okay, producer Claude just got in. Robin is on to it. Okay, producer Claude. She doesn't have any points, though. Yeah, but she's been second. I'm just pointing it out. I'm just pointing it out.

Where were you on that one? I'm trying. Nowhere. Were you close? Yeah. All right, Clint's on one. I'm backing Robin. I'm just saying, you keep congratulating her,

and yet you keep awarding points to Claudia. I want to build her up. True, true, true. I want her to win. Yeah, okay. Producer Claude's had enough wins. Here we go. Question number four.

I'm trying to pick the one that will be the hardest. What year did they finish building the Great Wall of China? Oh, great. What year did they finish building it? 1911. What did you say, Robin? 2020 BC. Oh, no, that's open.

So Claudia's out. Robin's out. Oh, I have a new number. Damn it. We're looking. Robin. I love it. 1878. That's No, 1878.

That's correct, Producer Ella. 1878 is what comes up on Google. You're welcome to the match. I don't know if that's technically correct. Well, that's what comes up for that question, and if you listen to the rules, that is what the rules are. That's how long the Qing Dynasty lasted. For anyone who cares, that's fine.

Samantha. That's what comes up on Google. Here we go. Question number five. How many siblings did Walt Disney have? Three. Clint's out. Four.

One, two, three, four. Four. Producer Claude has done it again. She's taken out the title of best Googler. But you know what, Robyn? You were right in the mix. You get the KFC chicken dollars. 50 coming your way. Thank you.

My kids will be stoked. Awesome, mate. Thanks for playing. Producer Claude, such a lacklustre win. Four. I was looking at her trying to count. She's bored of her own success. It's a tough job being with you.

Let's make her play blindfolded next week. She's like, give me a challenge. Let's give her long nails next week. Oh, yeah, some bristle nails. I don't mind that idea. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. Where are all the grossy Josies?

Or Josie grossies? Have there never been kiss reference? The ones you're dating. Yeah. We're talking gross partners and the things that they do because your partner can be the grossest person in the world because you have to live in such close quarters with them. You see everything.

And quite often it's the smallest thing that pisses you off, but we're looking for the big things today. I used to date this guy and it grossed me out so much. Like the situation he had with his towels. Yeah. So he would never hang his towel up. It would always be on the ground damp and then he would always use a damp towel to dry himself

and then he would smell like the damp towel. He'd smell like a musty. And I would try because I would, you know, clean the towels and try and hang them up but they would always just end up on the floor. What a child. Literally all he has to do is put it on the door handle. If he can't even make it back to the bathroom, just throw it over the door.

The bacteria in that thing would have been just horrific. Let's go to the phones. Sarah, g'day. Hi. Tell us, Sarah, what's the gross thing your partner does? So whenever there's leftover bread that's the crust or gone mouldy, my husband likes to put it in a bread and butter pudding. What?

What? Does he think that that saves it? Does he think that that... Does he think it's cheese? He doesn't like wasting food. No, I get that. I get that. Oh, no. Times are tough.

But does he think that cooking it negates the mould that's on it? Well, he sees it's penicillin as well, so he's kind of like... Oh, come on. Do you ever eat the bread and butter pudding that he makes? Oh, hell no. No, don't touch it with a 10-foot bunch bowl. Stay clear of that, Sarah. He's like, good pudding for one.

I mean, look, I'll put my hand up and say, have I pulled out a piece of bread and it had mould on it? Did I pick the mould off it and still toast it and eat it? Yeah, I've done that before. Yeah, right. I mean, I feel like... Did you feel like toasting it was enough? No, like...

Like, this'll kill it? Like, really microwaving old chicken? Like, I cut all the mouldy pieces off first and then it looks like, you know, someone's had some bites out of it. Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi.

What does your partner do that grosses you out? He likes to cupcake himself. Oh, Lisa. What is he up to? Yeah, he likes to fart in his own hand and then smell it. Yeah, we got it. We know what it means. Hey, Lisa, everyone likes their own in his own hand and then smell it. Yeah, we got it. We know what it means. Hey, Lisa, everyone likes their own brand, don't they?

Lisa, I guess that's better than him doing it to you, though, isn't it? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but it's still not a girl's fault. That is so weird. What an animal. I want to ask Lisa, when did he first pull this out in front of you? Yeah, what stage of the relationship did he reveal his fetish? How far in?

Was it too far in? Yeah, in the early months. Oh, mate. Yeah, married 12 years and, yeah, still doing it. Well, that's your fault then for not running away when you had a chance, Lisa. He's lucky. He's yours for life. You stuck around.

Yeah, right. A lot of people on the text machine, someone said, I'm ratting myself out on behalf of my partner because I think it's funny that she thinks I'm so gross for this, but I keep one of those little floss toothpick things in the door of my car because every time I eat, I get something stuck in my back tooth. No way it gets worse. And I just use the same one over and over again. It's not that yuck, is it? In the car as well.

Not ideal. One last gross partner story from Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What's your partner doing that grosses you out? He thinks it's funny to gross me out by eating his own belly fluff. That's yuck.

That is rotten. Let's wrap it up right there. That is rotten. Yeah. That is off. I can leave it there. You're right. Belly lint.

Someone texted and said, this is so disgusting. I want to change radio stations. Yeah, but you didn't, did you? Because it's real life. It's like a car crash. It's hard to look away. It's hard to look away. Bree and Clint. Just's like a car crash. It's hard to look away. It's hard to look away.

Just not to open old wounds, we were talking about gross things your partner does before. What's coming through on the text message? This text message says, my partner and I had to make a pact that we would stop burping in each other's faces because it was happening too much. Oh, burp off.

Good that you recognised the issue before it got out of hand, right? Can I just say, I reckon I would rather, oh, a burp to me is just so horrific. You're about to say you'd rather someone burped than farted in your face. I'm not sure you would. I'd rather smell a fart than a burp. Yeah, but you wouldn't rather your partner farted in your face, would you? Yeah, maybe it's because it's like up near your face a bird comes out, you know?

Yeah, you're right, now that I think about it. Yeah, just carefully. Anyway, birthday banger time. This is where we take your birthdays. Figure out what was the number one song on your 16th and then we'll play our favourite one out of these three people. Kia ora, Kyra. How are you going?

Hi, Kyra. I'm good. How are you? We're great. Thank you, mate. Thank you. How's your hump day going? Not bad.

Just finished up feeding horses, so. Oh, yeah? Nice. How many horses you got? I've got two. Oh, excellent. Kyra, well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

The 9th of February, 1994. All right. That means you were 16 in 2010. And on the 9th of Feb in 2010, this would have been number one. Wonder from Iaz, I believe. Great song, though. Do you like this as your birthday banger, Kyra? I mean, it's not bad.

It's not bad? It's not bad. Yeah. Did he come to Friday Gems Live one time? I feel like he might have. I feel like he did. And did his one song. Yeah.

And we're like, thank you, Ayaz. Good to see you. Good. Fiona's here. Hi, Fiona. G'day, Fi. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, thank you, mate. How are you? Yeah, chilling in the Parmy North. G'day, Fi. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. How are you? Yeah, chilling in the Palmy North. In the Palmy North. Bloody Palmy North. Someone's got a mum-a-die number played in Palmy North. Have you seen it? Oh, no, I don't think I have.

No, we'll keep an eye out. Yeah, we've got to get back to Palmy soon. Hey, what's your birthday, Fiona? We'll give you your birthday banger. Well, hopefully it's an oldie but a goodie, but I'm on the 13th of January, 1972. Right, 13. Lucky for some, you were 16 in 1988.

And, Fiona, here it is, your birthday banger. Yes, I gotta have faith. I gotta have faith. Oh, banger! It's an oldie and a goodie, Fiona. Do you love it? Yeah. The other bit of George Michael, Wham! Yeah, yeah, he's an iconie and a goodie, Fiona. Do you love it? Yeah.

The other bit of George Michael, Wham. Yeah, yeah, he's an icon. I reckon that's my favourite George Michael song. We'll do one more for Rachel. Hi, Rach. Hello there, Rachel. Hi. Hello, Rachel.

Hi. How are you, Rach? I'm good. I'm from Auckland. Oh, yeah. What are you up to? Just watching a bit of TV. Oh, nice. Lovely, Rachel. And listening to

the radio at the same time. What a good multitasker. Yeah, yeah. Hey, us women, we can do it all. Yes, we can. What's your birthday, Rachel? 13th of December, 1971. Right, that means you were 16 in 1987. And let me take you back, because this would have been number one. Oh, great. Huge. Yes, that's going to be the best one. Oh, Rach, hard to beat. Impossible to beat, I think.

I vote Whitney Houston. Me too. You don't even have to ask me. Easy peasy. Hey, Rach, put the TV on mute. Turn the radio up, because you just won birthday banger. Oh, my God, thank you. Have yourself a boogie to this Hey, Rach, put the TV on mute. Turn the radio up because you just won birthday banger. Oh, my God. Thank you.

Have yourself a boogie to this one, Rach. Coming straight out of 1987 when Rach was 16, this is Whitney Houston and I Want to Dance with Somebody. Oh, what a good day. Fran Clintz. Ed Sheeran tickets up for grabs in the next 10 minutes as well. ZM, Brian Clint. A huge birthday banger. It's Whitney Houston and I Want to Dance with Somebody.

Huge moment for the show too. We had Ross Boss buzz through Notorious Whitney Houston hater and birthday banger negator. He buzzed through to the studio and goes, you know what? Actually, I'm quite enjoying this. We've changed his... That's a win. We've flipped him. Finally, after four years.

We've won him over. Today anyway, but probably not tomorrow. He said he's still not keen on Eagle Rock by Daddy Cool, though. Or Creed, anything by Creed. Oh, Creed. Yeah. I don't even like Creed, but I just think the idea of playing Creed excites me.

Ross Boss, big fan of Nickelback, though. Look at him. He said, rock on. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. This Stranger Things story, excuse the pun, is very strange. It's like the weirdest kind of body shaming that I've ever heard.

What's the goss, Dean? It is a really weird body shaming. It's very modern. Here's what happened, right? So a cosmetic nurse went on TikTok and she outlined all of the procedures that she believed Stranger Things star Natalia Dyer should have done to her face.

She's like, you need to get this, you need to get this. She quoted one of the things she said was treating those massive tears. We're talking about Dyer's jawline. It was really, she's like, you need to get a little nice eyebrow lift here. Open up your eyes a bit. Kind of like a dark, dark, dark thing to post. Anyway, so she posted it.

And then people came for her and totally, you know, the backlash was intense. And she's now gone on and apologized. You see, I've noticed here in Hollywood especially, that you really have moved away from that. Like, I remember back in the day, years ago, they'd be like, what do you think she's had done? And everyone would talk about it. But I feel like it's really not okay these days. Like, I remember back in the day, years ago, they'd be like, what do you think she's had done? And everyone would talk about it. But I feel like it's really not okay these days.

No, it's not. And to attack someone of what you should have done, that is so dark, I can't even believe it. It's disgusting. I just find this story so outrageous. I mean, she came out and said, the doctor came out and said, oh, this is, you know, my job, this is what I do, and I tell people what they should do.

That's if people come to you and ask you. Don't be singling people out and being like, you need this done and you need that done. Offering up an unsolicited opinion. It's just the most outrageous thing I've ever heard. This is completely beside the fact. This bit is not relevant. But she's a stunning looking woman. She's a beautiful woman and she needs nothing done.

No. And why are we still encouraging this behaviour like when young women especially, you know. You said it earlier. You said if she needs work done, what about the rest of us? Then how does it make us feel,

especially women that, you know, we will never look like these Hollywood starlets. If you're wondering which. Actually, I do have a solution for everyone. One of my best friends, I'm just going to plug him now because you've got to follow him on Instagram. One of my best friends is Dr. Jason Emma. He's the best plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills.

He can make anyone look like anything. He does what's called the gladiator abs. Yeah, right. Dean! No, we're getting away from plastic surgery. Dean. You've been in LA too long. Step away from the plastic surgery, Dean.

Dean, we're trying to say you're beautiful just the way you are, okay? We need to say that to you. Dean, Dean, you are beautiful just the way you are. Thank you. Okay? Well, you're even more beautiful. You're just stunning, Dean. But people don't need plastic surgery.

Like, stop it. If you're wondering who we're talking about, by the way, Natalia Dyer plays Nancy Wheeler on Stranger Things. You'll know exactly who she is. There you go. That's a bit of body positivity for your latest this afternoon with our Hollywood correspondent. Trying to plug your own plastic surgeon.

But if you do want to get plastic surgery, you should go see this guy. Dean is a great billboard for plastic surgery, if that is the case. Bree and Clint. Scientists in Belgium are investigating a farmer's claim that different styles of music affect the behaviour of his pigs. Oh, this is scientific stuff, Clint. Of his Belgian pigs. Yep.

This is important information that Zedium listeners need to know about. No, it is. For their pigs. Piet Paismans. That sounds like a very distressed pig. Yeah, it is. For their pigs. Piot Paismans. That sounds like a very distressed pig. Yeah, it needs some music. Yeah. Piot Paisman, did you say?

Piot Paismans. The pig psychologist. No, the pig farmer. Pig farmer. First noticed the phenomena when his son started singing a tune in the barn during a sluggish insemination session. He noticed that- Excuse me, a what? A sluggish insemination session. He noticed that... Excuse me, a what?

A sluggish insemination session. I'm not going to just let you breeze over that. It's where they inseminate the pigs. Yeah, well, what's his son doing down there doing a sing-along? The pig's like, I'm getting artificially inseminated and you're over there singing TikTok songs. Yeah, and past the time, the farmers, you know, they whistle a tune when they've got their hand in places.

When they inseminate a pig. Right, okay, gotcha. Unideal. Anyway, he was whistling, singing a tune, and the pigs started to wag their tails. They seemed to pick up, and they seemed quite happy about it. Right. Anyway, since then, researchers have secured, and get this, $120,000 of financing from an EU fund and the Belgian region of Flanders

to investigate the claims. What a load of shit. Mate, this could be the next big thing. They could have pig festivals. They could, yeah. They could, you know, release EPs just for pigs. Yeah, pig in vines. E-pigs. E-pigs.

E-pigs. Hey, I thought there's no – they did mention the type of music, not particular songs that they play the pigs and ones that they like more than others. Yeah. I've put together my own pig playlist. Oh, look at you. That I thought we could go through.

Yeah. That I think pigs would enjoy. Go on then. What are pigs listening to? Well, the first one I That I thought we could go through. Yeah. That I think Pigs would enjoy. Go on then. What are Pigs listening to? Well, the first one I thought I would just point out, a song that Pigs would definitely not be on board with is the 2016 song from Nick Jonas and T.Y. Dollarside called Bacon. Not a fan of white R&B, basically.

I don't think this song's good for pegs or people. Yeah. So that's fair enough. Not Nick Jonas or Ty Dolla $ign, this way. Yeah. Songs that I think would be on the Pigs playlist is a song by Jane's Addiction. It's called Pigs in Zen I quite like Jane's Addiction

But what is it about this Jane's Addiction song That is so appealing to pigs, Brie? Well, it's talking about pigs in Zen You just googled songs with pigs in the title, didn't you? No, I didn't Let's move on Next one I think would be on the pigs playlist would be this song. Keep going.

Why would this be on the pigs playlist? Puddle of mud. That's right. That is right. No, that's quite good. I like that. Yep. That is right.

And the last one that I think a song that would be on the pigs playlist and they aim to do this. There's a whole saying created around it. It's a Foo Fighters song. It's this one. It's all about learning to fly, Clint. And I know what you're thinking, when pigs fly. A lot of stuff going to happen when those pigs learn to fly.

I know. And they need an inspirational song, and this is it. Do you reckon a pig would use Spotify or Apple Music? I don't know what would work best with their little trotters. Ha, ha, ha. Play ZM's Brand Clint On Insta Facebook TikTok And live weekdays from 3 On ZM Feed by KFC

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