ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th July 2023

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

Where do you hide the money? Time blindness. Expenny shoes. Bree is wound UP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Hope everyone's safe wherever they are in the country because Auckland, about an hour ago, got hit with quite a hefty hailstorm. Yeah, this weather has just copped. It was out the gate. And then the football on TV in Wellington, God, looks beautiful. It does.

It looks stunning. Good game, too. The Netherlands took on the USA. Yeah. Won all. Good for Wellington, too, to see that they're having the good weather for a change. Can't beat it. Well, I assume it's good.

They're probably like, it's bloody cold and windy down here. Yeah, well, it's cold everywhere, I think, at the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bloody cold and windy down here. Yeah, well, it's cold everywhere, I think, at the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's freezing. Today on the show, we've got another one of those $250 pack and save gift cards up for grabs in our birthday banger. This is a hot prize at the moment. So from 5 o'clock, you want to try to blow up those phones. But also, there's $350 cash up for grabs in what's the plot today.

Yes, another good prize. Another good prize. That'll happen about quarter to five this afternoon if you want to take Bree on in our movie guessing game. And we're going to kick off the show with $50 cash. We are just chucking money all over the place. If you want to win that $50 cash, thanks to our mates at KFC and Tradie vs Lady, you can call us now.

0800-DIAL-ZM. Right now on the phones. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie versus lady. You can call us now. 0800 dial ZM right now on the phones. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. The ladies picking up a good win yesterday to take them to 66 wins total for the year. The tradies, they're on 62, not far behind.

Let's go to our lady first from Auckland. She's 30 and she is 17 weeks pregnant, so she is playing for two. Welcome to the show, Nicola. G'day, Nicola. Hi. Are you finding out if it's going to be a boy or a girl? Yes, we are.

I don't think I could handle not knowing. Do you know yet? How early can you find out. Do you know yet? How early can you find out? Do you know yet? Not that early, I don't think. Four more weeks. Four more weeks. Yeah, okay, nice.

You're taking on our tradie today. They're 27 and they're technically unemployed because they resigned from their job on Friday and they start a new job next Monday. They're in limbo. Welcome to the show, Kent. Yeah, g'day, mate. G'd limbo. Welcome to the show, Kent. Yeah. G'day, mate.

G'day, mate. G'day, Kent. Is your first name Clark by chance? Nah. Nah, no, no, no. Oh, bugger. Superman, though. Superman.

You are a Superman. Superman. Yeah. Did it feel good resigning from your job, Kent? Yeah, definitely, definitely. Time for a change, eh? Mix it up a bit. Yeah, you're a free man.

Okay, Kent, your buzzer is tradie. Nicola, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Where is the Statue of Liberty located?

Tradie. Yes, Kent. Justin? New York. It is New York City. One to the tradies. Question number two. Which technology company produces the Galaxy smartphone?

Sadie. Kent? Again? But he said Kent, not tradie. So we're going to go to Nicola. Nicola? Samsung. Samsung, yeah.

It is Samsung. We're one apiece. I heard Kent. Question number... Now we're all clear. We're all leveled up. Let's just agree, but yeah. Question number... Now we're all clear. We're all leveled up. Let's just agree and move on. Question number three.

Which Korean superstar sings this song from 2012? Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop on Gangnam Style. Come on. Come on, guys. Who was it? What was his name?

It was only 11 years ago. It was big. Lady? Yeah, Nicola. Yes, Nicola. Is it Psy? Psy. Yeah, Psy.

It is Psy. And that is on the money. So two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. True or false, Kim Kardashian has hosted Saturday Night Live before. Katie. Yes, Kent. Katie.

Kent. Yes, true. True. That is true. See, now look what you've done to him. He's all flustered. I know, I've got him on. I've got him on.

Don't worry, Kent. You've got the points. I've never heard anybody answer with their own name before. I've heard them buzz in with their own name. He gave his name as the answer. It's a new one. Yeah, it's a new one. We are all tied up.

This is for the win, the tiebreaker. Question number five. What famous movie character is known for the famous saying, I'll be back? Trady. Kent, for the win. The Terminator. He's got a Terminator.

For shits and giggles, what was the actor's name? Bloody, what's his name? Yeah, that's it. It's not a builder. It's not. Kent. It was Kent. It was Kent.

Yeah. That's what I was looking for was Kent. Hey. Well done, Kent. What a good Kent. You just won yourself 50 bucks cash from KFC. So easy. Nice work, mate.

Tradies take a win. Bree and Clint. Last night's Spark Arena was a Lizzo fest. Wall-to-wall Lizzo fans, including Brie Thomasale. How was it? It was incredible. Yeah. It was electric.

Yeah. The room was just buzzing with love and you could just feel the excitement. And it was so loud. Like, I've been to loud concerts at Spark Arena, but I don't think this loud. Like I've been to loud concerts at Spark Arena but I don't think this loud. The stage show looked really cool from what I've seen on Instagram with the live band and the dancers. Oh the band's incredible

the dancers are amazing like it's just a great all round show. Yeah. But yeah my ears were buzzing for hours afterwards just because of how loud the crowd was singing the songs. Oh, you reckon that's the bit that got your ears? Yeah.

Wow, okay. It was just, like, absolutely pumping. And producer Claude was sitting literally in the nosebleed sections. Yeah, as far back as physically possible. And you reckon the same thing. It was so loud, wasn't it? Yeah, and the crowd just was cheering for ages. Like, I've never heard a crowd cheer that long that many times. Yeah, amazing. It was so loud, wasn't it? Yeah, and the crowd just was cheering for ages. Like, I've never heard a crowd cheer that long that many times.

Yeah, amazing. It was so fun. You went armed with a sign with the goal of getting Lizzo's attention. Two signs, actually. Back-to-back signs. Yeah, back-to-front. I spent two hours on that bloody sign. Put some lights on it, burnt my fingertips with a hot glue gun.

I really went all out. The signs are on our Instagram. One side said, took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% your B. Another one said, Lizzo, my mum's on FaceTime. Please say hi. And the phone's taped to the sign. Yes.

I want to know, did it work? Did it get Lizzo's attention? Well, first of all, they wouldn't let my sign into the stadium. Hey. No. They said, I walked up and they go, that sign's not coming in. Why not? And I said, why not?

And they said, too big. Needs to be A4. A4? They said A4. And I said, what are you talking about? A4? Who's bringing an A4 sized sign? That's just a piece of paper.

It's a piece of printer paper. Literally a piece of paper. Anyway, so there was a group of us who were like, nah, nah, we can't have this, we can't have this. And then eventually I folded the sign in half and then kind of tucked it under

my armpit and then we went to a different door and I snuck it in. Yeah, stuff them. I'm down with that. I snuck it in. It's a sign. It's not a concealed weapon. And I'm not an a-hole. I'm not going to hold up the sign and block someone's view. I'll hold it in. It's a sign. It's not a concealed weapon. And I'm not an a-hole. I'm not going to hold up the sign and block someone's view. I'll hold it up in the moment, you know, for maybe five seconds. And then when she's asking to read signs, that's when I was going to hold it up.

Yeah. Anyway, got the sign in. Look, it's a very, draws a lot of attention because it's got fairy lights attached to it. And it's much bigger than A4. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's A3. A3?

A1. A3, A1. Anyway, and the song came on, which is the same lyrics that I had on my sign. And I got caught up in the moment because I had kept it down the whole show. And then that song came on and I was like, oh, I may as well put it up for a little go.

Put it up within 10 seconds or maybe a minute. I reckon a minute. I had it up for like maybe 10 seconds though. And this guy comes over and goes, I'll have that sign. No. I'll have that sign. That's mine. And then took the sign.

They obviously had been told to be on the lookout for signs. Can I just say, though, I was pretty TO'd because there was a heap of other signs that were way bigger than my sign as well. Do you think it was the fairy lights? I mean, it was. That was the point, though. And you know what was so devastating?

I actually was really upset about it because I put a lot of time and effort into it and all I wanted it for was because she spends about 20 minutes or like 15 minutes in the show talking about people's signs. Yeah. So there was a point to it and I never got to do that because they took it. And I said to them, I was like.

You shot too early. They wouldn't have confiscated your sign if you'd put it up during the sign session. They could have. Nah, she would have. But I feel like Lizzo would have been on them. Because then if you had it up during the sign section when she's talking to the signs and a security guard started coming over towards her, you could be like, Lizzo! They're taking my sign!

Lizzo, they're taking my sign! They're taking my sign! Help, Lizzo! I was so gutted. I cried. I actually cried. Did you cry? I cried one tear because I was really upset.

I was devastated. I was like, I just, because you know why? Yeah. And look, I don't want to big note myself, but I felt like I had the best sign in the arena. Damn. No one during sign time had a better sign than you. And you know what I'm like. I don't big note

myself unless I truly think that. And I never even got to show her the sign. How pissed off would you be if during sign time you saw one of the security guards holding up your sign and Lizzo's like, that guy with the sign over there, security guard. You come on stage. Best sign. Best sign.

VIP experience for that security guard. Can you imagine? That was the best sign. You just see on the news me spear tackle some security guard. Anyway, great show. There's photos of the sign on the Bree and Clint Instagram account. And the ZM Online account too. Bree and Clint. This story will cause a few people, I think, to change their mind about hiding money in their house.

Oh, okay. Because... You got any money hidden in your house? I can't say... Cash money? ...that I do. Yeah. Maybe five bucks here and there.

Yeah, I had to pay somebody cash for something the other day. Nothing dodgy, just under the table so I could avoid paying any tax on it. Did you leave it in the letterbox? Nothing strange. There's no cash. No cash. Yeah, I just, I'm just too worried and I'd forget where I put it.

Yeah. You know? I just wouldn't be one of those people that would remember. No, I'd forget about it too. It'd be wasted money. I'd have a real good hiding spot and then I'd just forget, which is exactly, well, not exactly, but kind of what this guy from Queensland did.

So they've changed his name for privacy reasons, but they're calling him George, who a couple of months ago was downsizing and he was doing some renovations. And one of the things he was downsizing was this big couch that he had. Oh, yeah. And he thought he'd get rid of a few sections of the couch because it was one of those things where you could get rid of a few

and then make it smaller. A sectional, I think they called them. And so he thought he'd get rid of a couple of them and donate them to the op shop. Who wants part of a couch? Oh, it's kind of like if you look at it, because I've got a photo of it, it kind of looks like a one-seater. Oh, okay.

Yeah, it kind of looks like a chair, like an armchair. Anyway, so he donated this part of the couch to the Yop Shop and weeks later he realised that he'd accidentally left $30,000 stuffed inside that couch. Excuse me? So here's what happened, right? Who? Wait, wait, just let me give you the details. So he had five sections of the couch.

Yeah. He thought he'd put the money in one of the sections that he was keeping. Yeah. But he'd forgotten and he'd accidentally donated the section with the money in it to the op shop. That's not the weird bit. The weird bit is that anybody would keep $30,000 in their house, let alone their couch. Some people are quite wary of banks.

They don't trust them. But they trust their couch. Yeah, they trust their couch. It's a comfort place. That is wild. That's wild. It's at $30,000. It's his life savings.

The back of the couch is where you lose things, not where you store things. I don't know exactly where. I think it was like actually in the cushion. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Inside the padding of the cushion.

Like inside the couch. God, this is so Breaking Bad. I know. Sounds so dodgy. Anyway, it wasn't for a few weeks after he'd donated this piece of the couch that he'd realised he'd donated the wrong piece. Yeah. And he calls the op shop back up and he says, hey. Have you?

And he was real honest and he goes, hey, look, I had money in that couch, 30 grand, and I need to know, is it still there? Yeah. And they said, unfortunately, they sold the couch a couple of days after he donated it. Yeah. And they tried to go back through their records, their delivery records. Oh, delivery, okay.

And they can't trace who bought it. Nah. Because if you just bought it and checked it on the back of your ute, they don't ask for details. Nah. The worst bit is the person who bought it also doesn't know that there's $30,000 inside it. So no it on the back of your ute, they don't ask for details. Nah. The worst bit is the person who bought it also doesn't know that there's $30,000 inside it. So no one gets the money.

Unless they unzip that couch, that thing could go to landfill with 30 grand inside it. Or the op shop people realised they took the money and said, nah, sorry, someone bought it. They're like, thank you so much for your donation to St. Vincent de Paul. What, St. Vincent de Paul? Yeah.

You know when you say something and it feels weird coming out of your mouth? Yeah, St. Vincent de Paul. St. Vincent de Paul. St. Vincent de Paul. St. Vinny's. St. Vinny's. Thank you for your donation. It has gone to such a great cause.

My new pool in my backyard. The orphanage now have five new orphan units. I don't know. If you were going to store it, I feel like you should be storing it. But then you don't want to store it in the obvious place. What's the obvious place? I don't know, just inside the

attic or under your mattress. Under your mattress I feel like is a classic. Inside the Bible. It's a real classic. Yeah, my dad loves the old money in the Bible trick. Yeah. And when my sister and I found out, he still didn't realise and kept putting money in there. We kept taking it. Yeah, the girls have been so good recently.

They've been reading their Bible passages. Yeah. I say, Dad, you keep putting those hundreds in and I'll keep reading those John 315s. Let's ask people to be real honest with us and tell us where's your money hiding place. Are you the kind of person who keeps money in the house and where do you keep it? Or if you don't want to out yourself,

you can tell us a story about maybe it was your grandparents. Oh, yeah. Maybe you found out where their hiding place was. Maybe you found some money there. Maybe you've got some really valuable jewellery that you keep in a secure spot too. What's the best hiding place? Can you share it with us this afternoon on 0800DIALZM?

It's fine to do because criminals don't listen to ZM. Exactly. They... Crime FM they listen to. Yeah, they're busy on Crime FM. The text messages and phone calls that we are receiving, it's not. No, it's not. It's not outrageous.

It's quite common. Listen to this. My husband's uncle didn't like using gold coins, so we found a tin under a spare bed in his house that had $12,000 worth of one and two dollar coins inside when he passed away. That's outrageous. That's outrageous. That's outrageous. Just because you don't like spending the coins.

I wish I had an uncle that didn't like spending the coins. Give them to me. Someone else said, when my granddad passed away, he had $10,000 stashed in cookie jars. See? You'd have to open every jar in Grandad's house after that. Yeah. If you were going through his place, just to check. Jackie's here.

Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi. You've made an accidental op shop donation. I sure have, yes. What happened? I donated two of my most precious rings. No.

So we're talking, you know, like maybe $4,000 or $5,000. Yes. Accidentally put them, slipped them into a boot while I was mowing my lawns, took my rings off, and I had a box of stuff at the door for the op shop and popped them in a safe place and forgot to check it when I sent it to the op shop. No, Jackie.

Did you get them back in the end, Jackie? No, no. They're very good about it, but yeah, no. You can have anything in the store you like. Oh, yeah, just about. You can have any one item that you want. Do you want a secondhand crockpot? Will that make up for it?

I've got heaps. Just about. Sorry, Jackie, that's awful to hear. Never mind, just suck it up. Never mind, life goes on. None of them were family heirlooms, were they, Jackie? Yes, one of them was. Oh, God, it gets worse.

Okay. Let's just not talk about it. One of them was a gift. It's all good. Easy come, easy go. Right, Jackie? Yeah, so they say. Something like that.

Not family heirlooms. Someone said, I withdraw $500 a week and I put it under my TV stand in my bedroom. I forget every week where it is till I put more money in that same place a week later. That seems like an issue. I think you should put a reminder in your phone maybe. I think you should make a withdrawal. See how much $500 you've got under there. Let's talk to Emily on 0800 dials at M. Hi, M.

Hi, Emily. Hi. Tell us, this is your parents' hiding spot for their money. Yeah, well, it was just a one-time thing, I believe. But my mum decided to do the annual bed mattress flipping and waited for my dad. And underneath his side of the bed, he had put thousands of dollars that he'd forgot about.

Wait a second. He knew about it. She didn't. Yeah, but he'd forgotten that he'd forgot about. Wait a second. He knew about it. She didn't. Yeah, but he'd forgotten that he'd done it. Scandalous. Was he hiding money from her? No, I think he just hadn't taken it to the bank yet. Oh, okay.

Oh, there you go. Got to flip that mattress more often. What a bonus. I know. I had heard it saves heaps of money. Someone said, what was the one I was looking for? I'll find it in a second. Let's talk to Teresa.

Hi, Teresa. Hi, Teresa. Hiya. Teresa, is it you that has a good hiding spot for your money? No, it's my parents. Okay, whereabouts are they hiding it, Teresa? Let's just say a child growing up in the 80s and 90s with a parent with a cash business and you name it, honey pots, ice cream containers

in chests, between clothes, you name it. It was a treasure hunt. I bet it was. Anything to not declare tax on that small amount of cash that's come in that day, right, Teresa? No comment. No comment. No comment. Hey, Teresa, be honest with me. As a kid growing up, how many times did you dip your hand in a cookie jar? More than a few.

Yes, of course you did. You wouldn't have been short on lunch money when you wanted it, I'll bet. No. No, okay. Thanks, Teresa. Someone said my nana hid her jewellery in pot plants around the house. Oh, see, I'd forget. You would forget.

You'd forget. Nana would forget. You would have to, oh, you'd have, it reads like she's passed away. You would have had to turn that house upside down. To find stuff. To find everything, to make sure that you had found everything.

You really, really would. There you go. There's money hidden everywhere. This one text, I don't know if I agree with this hiding spot. Like I don't want to rain on anyone's hiding spot parade, but they said, I keep all my old iPhone boxes and laptop boxes and I hide my stuff in them under my bed.

If I was a burglar and I saw all those boxes, I'm taking them all. And then all your money's in there. They'll go, oh, no iPhone, but here's $1,000 cash. I hide all my money in bags that say money. Bree and Clint. I watched the most mind-blowing TikTok the other day about a Netflix hack. And it's not one of those crappy Netflix hacks

where they're like, put in these codes and it'll bring up all the action films. Oh, that one's so dumb. I hate those ones. Just type in action films. Yeah. No, no. I know this one. This is actually a useful one. This is actually a legit one where some guy named

Matty has talked about how if you've been struggling when you're watching Netflix to hear the voices over the background music and sound effects. Which I have. Same here. We always struggle with that. Yeah.

And then you have to turn it up, but then everything else is too loud. Yeah, I get this. He reckons it's because Netflix thinks you have a surround sound system connected. Yeah. Which would put the explosions and stuff in the front speakers and put the people's voices in the speakers that are beside you or behind you, wouldn't it? Well, I have no idea.

I believe that's how they do it. I just watched it and thought, yep, that makes sense. It thinks you've got five speakers. Yeah. He essentially said there's a way to change the setting a real simple way and uh he explains it right here have you ever been watching netflix and you struggle to hear quiet voices over the background music and sound effects it might be because netflix thinks you have surround sound so if you don't you want to go down to the bottom go over twice and hit other

and you can see the default audio is English 5.1. That means Netflix thinks you have five speakers and one subwoofer. So if you don't, you want to select English original. And now the background music's a little quieter and I can hear him talk. Who? Oh my God. Who in this economy has five speakers and a subwoofer? I.

Who? It's just superfluous speakers. You go into someone's house and they've got, what is this, a cinema? What about? I did this, by the way, on my TV and it was. It was set to 5.1. I think the default setting for everybody's Netflix is 5.1.

It is. It's the default. So everybody should do this. And if you're confused about where to find it, it's where you click on it and it's where you can change the subtitles, but you just go all the way over to the side and click other. Whatever you're watching, just pause it and go to the side. Remember back in the day where everyone got on the surround sound buzz

but then no one had them installed properly so there'd be cords running all through the lounge room and there'd be cords all up the back of the bloody lounge. And it never worked. It never worked. It never worked. I actually bought one of those from JB Hi-Fi. I'm shocked that you bought one of those. I did so much work to try and hide those cables. And then people were like, we can't hear anything. It's stupid. Every time I go over to my parents house, they're still rocking the surround sound, right?

They're still holding out hope. And when I go over there, I'm not joking, there's like six remotes and I'm like, Mum, is there a remote for every individual speaker? While you've got your 3D glasses on to watch their 3D Blu-ray DVD. No, the 3D glasses weren't charged, were they? Time for the latest. Blu-ray DVD? No, the 3D glasses weren't charged, were they? Brie and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio

this is the latest. God, there is so much stuff around the Barbie movie at the moment. It is absolutely killing it at the box office. Going great guns, but there's an article out today talking about how much Margot Robbie reportedly

got paid for her role as Barbie. Okay, I'm interested in this. So turns out that she allegedly got paid a massive $12.5 million for her role in the film. And then they also talk about how much Ryan Gosling got paid in the film. Any guesses, guys? This is such a touch.

It has to be less than Margot Robbie because he is not the star. She's Barbie, right? She was the lead and I would say he was the lead supporting actor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's how you look at it. I think that's what it would be, yeah.

Yeah. So she got, I mean, big payday. 12.5 million. He's a huge name for that movie too, though. Let's say $10 million for Ryan Gosling. Producers? I was going to say around the same. It would be like not much less. I would hope that she gets more.

Yeah. He also got paid $12.5 million. Feminism. Interesting. They missed a trick there. I know they're co-stars, but it's a movie about female empowerment. It's called Barbie. Yeah.

He should have gone, just slide it a little bit. Give her 13 and give me 12. No, because that's a pity 500,000. There's also an article out today about Margot Robbie. There's so much press on her at the moment and everything just keeps pointing to the fact that she's the best human in the whole world. Yeah, she seems like it. She grew up in a single mother household

and there's an article doing the rounds today which talks about how her mum sacrificed, obviously, a lot for her and her sister, I believe. Yeah. And she talked about how the first time she got her first big payday from a big Hollywood role, the first thing she bought was her mum's house. She paid off her mum's mortgage straight away.

Yeah. And then called up her mum and said, don't worry about the mortgage, I've paid it. Anya Robbie, Margot Robbie's sister. Anya Robbie. Yesterday we were talking about... What does Anya do? Ian Jackman. Yeah.

Anya Robbie, she's got a little brother as well called Cameron. Oh, yeah, cute. Doesn't say what she does. She was born in a small country town just over from the one where I grew up called Dalby. Oh, okay. Yeah, and then the whole family moved to the Gull Coast. Barbie's from Dolby. Yeah, Barbie from Dolby.

Bree and Clint. I think it's finally got me. I'm finally at that age where I've gotten the road and the rage. Uh-oh. The road rage. Uh-oh. There's something that's been happening for the last couple of days, like all this week, and it just infuriates me.

Okay. And I can't move past it. It's so annoying. Yeah. And it's happening to you? No. It's happening around you. It's happening around me.

Is it happening because of you? Not because of me. Okay. Not because of me. It's happening around me, and I think it's time to stop. I think we need to talk about this, New Zealand, because every night on my drive home recently there's this

I come off the off-ramp of the motorway and it's always busy. Like when you're coming off, you know, you're getting off the motorway to go to where you need to go. It's always busy on the off-ramp at certain times. So it's always backed up and at the top of the off-r ramp, there is what I like to call the zip.

Oh, the merge like a zip. The merge zip. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. A merging zip. Yeah. Which I think, very easy to understand, very easy to use. One of the best metaphors I've ever seen. Not a hard concept.

Merge like a zip. Not a hard concept to wrap your head around. It's not even a metaphor. It's a simile, yeah. Why can't people understand the concept that you keep driving that lane where your merging is just for you? It doesn't mean. Get over as fast as you can.

No. You need to go in that lane and then you merge. All the way to the end of it. People lately, they will just stop. Get over as fast as you can. No. You need to go in that lane and then you merge. All the way to the end of it. People lately, they will just stop. Yeah. If there's people coming and because it's peak hour, there's always people coming and it backs up the whole off ramp.

I'm like, just merge into the zip. Go all the way forward. Oh, my God. This is how you do it. This is how you do it. I don't mean to tell you how to suck eggs. I know you guys know this. You go all the way to the front, then you let one car in,

and then you move in yourself. It's one and one. It's one and one. The merge like a zip rule is. One car goes in the merge lane, one car goes in the other lane. One car, one car, one car, one car. That's a zip. Think about it. A zip.

It's one for one. One for one. I don't understand why people don't get it. I don't understand. Yes, Producer Ella. I hate to break it to you, but I'm the one that stops. Oh, God! It's you!

I know, but I panic, and I know I need to learn Merge Like a Zip, but it's because cars are flying at me. I feel like I can't go. They're not flying at you. They're going in the same direction as you. There's two lanes. Yeah, I know. There's two full lanes.

So I've been testing it out. There's a lane for you and there's a lane for them. They're not allowed to come over into your lane. That's what a merging zip lane is. Isn't it weird that an overconfident driver and an underconfident driver are almost as bad as each other on the road? Like they're almost as dangerous as each other. Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Yeah. I'd agree. Wow. Do you have any tips? I honestly, it's scary. Just go slow. Merge like a zip. Just go slow and keep going. You don't have to wait. Don't wait for those cars. Okay. Just go slow in your lane.

They're not allowed in your lane. You're merging into their lane. You know what the good thing about this is? Because usually you'll get raged out in your car and you might honk your horn at somebody or flip the fingers. You will affect no change in that situation. You will vent a little bit, make yourself feel a little bit better, but you will affect no change.

You, with this vent right now, you will be inside thousands of cars around the country. I hope there's people listening right now. There's a chance you could have an impact. And look, I'm not angry at you, the people who don't know how to use it. Yes, you are. But please, just get better. Just get better at it because it backs up the whole bloody motorway. Sorry.

Yeah. Are you talking to the radio or are you talking to Ella? I'm talking to Ella mainly. Yeah. Yeah. God, it's such a good invention. But, jeez, teach people how to use it properly. Yeah, I agree.

You know? I agree. Just infuriates me. Yeah. And stop getting on the roundabout when the traffic's not moving. Just wait. Just wait your turn. People don't get on the roundabout and they just sit there in the roundabout

and they're like, well, now no one can go. Good rant, good vent. Do you feel better? I do feel better and I feel like maybe someone listening goes, oh, that's how to use it. That's the best outcome. Just don't stop. That to use it. That's the best outcome. Just don't stop. That's the thing.

That's the whole point of a zip line. You're not stopping. You're moving slowly. Okay, I thought we could take calls this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-ZM on small things that just wind you up. Oh, okay. It's not necessarily, it's not like what I'm venting about right now. Not a big deal.

It really isn't. I'm not hurt. Everyone's safe. I mean, the way you talked about it, it sounds like a pretty big deal. This is what I'm saying. It sounds like a pretty big deal. A small thing that really winds you up. Like you just can't help it.

It just enrages you. This is what Talkback is used for. Oh, is it? This is essentially, you call in to complain about things. I love it. So should we do a little round of that? Should we see how it goes on ZM? Yeah, yeah.

All right, oh, $100 ZM, the phone lines are open. What do you want to rant, vent, complain about this afternoon? Whatever you'd like to say, the small thing that just really winds you up. Bree and Clint. Some incredible text messages coming in. Someone said, I hate walking into a retail store and being asked, if I'm all right there, you're right there. Yeah, I'm all right.

Yeah, I'm all right. Do I not look all right? I'm all right. I love this one. What really grinds my gears but is actually harmless is in TV and movies when they're carrying trays of takeaway coffees that most definitely are empty. Like at least put water in them. You carry empty cups definitely a different way to full ones.

I can't stand people in a communal staff room putting their cups with tea bags into the sink or dishwasher. What kind of psychopath is putting a cup with a tea bag into the dishwasher? Yeah, that's not on. That's not on. That's not on. That would grind me into a pulp. Anne is here.

Hi, Anne. Hi, Anne. Anne, are you with us? We'll come back to Anne. Let's move on to Jason. Kia ora, Jason. Are you there? G'day, Jason.

Yeah, I'm here. Jason, let off some steam with us this afternoon. What small thing just really winds you up? I'm going to set a picture for you. You're driving up north or down south, and you get to the nice passing lane after following someone doing about 80 k's, and then you try to pass them, and they do 110. Oh, yes.

They find the inner Greg Murphy, and that's, you know, but it shouldn't be called that. It should be called a pass hole. They're a pass hole. Those people are pass holes. Oh, my God. That's an incredible term. It's actually real dangerous because obviously they know you want to pass them.

So then when you start to make your move and they speed up, it means you have to go that much faster to take over. Thanks, Jason. The pass holes goes on the list. Let's go to Anne. She's back. Hi, Anne. Hi, Anne. Hello. Sorry. No, you're all good, Anne. We don't want you to miss your opportunity to have an event this

afternoon. Tell us, what is it? Oh, my God. My husband is an engineer. I cannot quote. Pass back into the linen cupboard the same way the rest of them are. Wait, this is a rant specifically about your own husband. And your daughter as well, okay. So, okay, Anne, what's the...

They put the towels into the linen cupboard the wrong way. Gotcha. What's the correct way to put the towels into the linen cupboard, Anne? I've just demonstrated how to do it properly, and they don't get it. No fair enough. Anne, it's a very specific rant, but I'll say the same thing to you that I said to Bree. It's legitimate.

We see you, we feel your pain. Yeah. Okay, we understand. I'm sorry that's happening to you, Anne. I'm so sorry. Using a nationwide broadcast to communicate to her husband and daughter. It's fair enough.

Someone on the text machine, small things that really annoy you. It makes me so annoyed when someone repeats the same cringy joke over and over. It was only just funny the first time. It definitely isn't funny the hundredth time. It's not getting funnier. Someone said, I hate the quote-unquote good Samaritans who stop flowing traffic to let cars in off-side streets. Why do that?

Why do that? Why do that? I know. Yeah. I mean, you know, there's doing the right thing and letting them in where you should. And then there's like. There's slowing a long way out and flashing your lights to let them know that you will give them a gap. Yeah.

But then there's stopping in the. I get that. I get it. Someone just text through wet bathroom floors. That's it. Jennifer's here. Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer. Someone just text through, wet bathroom floors. That's it. Jennifer's here. Hi, Jennifer.

Hi, Jennifer. Hi there. How are you guys? How are you doing? Good, thanks, Jen. Tell us, mate, what's the small thing, but it just really winds you up? Oh, my God. The bought and the brought.

I just brought a new house. Well, where did you bring it? I didn't brought it. I bought it. Well, what if they've been on that show with Clark Gayford moving houses? Then they brought a house, didn't they? Oh, my God, that drives me nuts. I get what you're saying. I'm a you're and you are kind of gal that really grinds my gears.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Especially when you see it at night on the news and these professionals are saying, oh, they brought the house, you know. Yeah. I feel like. Jennifer, it's a very legitimate complaint. We're really glad that you brought it to the show this afternoon.

Oh, stop it. Jen, I do have to apologise. I think I might be one of the offenders of this because I do get confused. No comment. I have heard it from both of you. Oh, come on. I'm still a good person, Jen.

Not from me. Mainly Clint, hey. I wouldn't have got it wrong. Mainly Clint. Thanks, Jennifer. Someone said scrunched up socks in the washing machine. I don't want to put my hands inside your stinky socks to unfold them. You know what really grinds my partner's gears?

When I don't take my underwear out of my pants. You know when you take your- You don't take your undies out of your pants? You know when you take your pants off and sometimes your undies come off as well, so then when laundry's being done, the underwear has to be pulled off the pants. Are you a toddler? I'm in a rush sometimes. How much of a rush?

I'm in a rush. You can't take your undies off. This is why that situation happened where I put on a pair of jeans and then realised a pair of underwear were down in the leg of them. In the leg of the pants. Oh, that's too good. We could do a whole show on these. We could.

There's so many good texts. When my co-worker says morning, every morning. They're just saying good morning to you. You want them to say ghost stuff yourself? Brie and Clint. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.

Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? A movie guessing game where you go head to head with Brie and if you beat her, you'll get $350 cash

today. The person taking you on is you, Jenna. Hi. G'day, Jenna. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, mate. Are you feeling confident?

Well, you're a bit quick, so I'm going to have to be confident. Last week, she was extra quick. Last week was some of your quickest work. Yeah. Two days. If you look at my track record, good week, bad week, good week, bad week. Oh, well, good time to call in. Oh, actually, it's a bad week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Jenna. Here week, bad week. Good week, bad week. Oh, well, good time to call in. Oh, hopefully it's a bad week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Jenna. Here's how it works. I read out movie plots from the start, and you buzz in as soon as you know what you, as soon as you think you know what that movie is. Okay, okay. Don't wait for me to finish that plot line.

Just go for it as soon as you think you know what it is. Okay. First to two wins the game, and today the theme, to celebrate the FIFA World Cup, which to two wins the game. And today, the theme, to celebrate the FIFA World Cup, which is on at the movie at the moment, this is all football movies. Okay, good break.

Now, there's not many soccer movies, so football could also mean American football. What do you mean? There's a heap of soccer movies. There's not that many soccer movies that are recognisable. Right. The ones that you're thinking of they're in this game okay

okay okay here we go here we go guys good luck to both of you movie number one our hero is in a real jam her football team is dissolved and she is not allowed to play brie. She's the man. She's the man. Who's in that one? Amanda Bynes. Enchanting Tatum. Yeah. She plays on the boys' team, eh?

Yes. Dresses up as a boy and plays on the boys' team. Because she's the man. Yeah. One to Brie. You're still with us, Jenna. I'm still here. You're still with us Jenna I'm still here You're still here

Come on Jenna I believe in you You got this one Movie number two The daughter Of a strict Indian couple Bree

Ah Too good I have to say I feel like Some of the time Like I'll be honest The clues you give out Definitely I feel like some of the time, like I'll be honest, the clues you give out definitely

I feel like gives me too much. These are the plot lines of the movie. No, like when you say these are all movies about soccer and then when you said there's not many, straight away I thought she's the man and Ben the Loke Beckham. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Did you as well, Jenna? I'm giving Jenna the same

advantage that I'm giving you. I know. I'm giving it to both of you. I know. All I'm giving you with the topic is a thought starter. Yeah. Yeah, me too. Did you as well, Jenna? But I'm giving Jenna the same advantage that I'm giving you. I know. I'm giving it to both of you. I know. All I'm giving you with the topic is a thought starter. Yeah. So. Yeah.

I just want to make it, I just want people to win more, but I don't want to give it to them. You know, Jenna? Jenna, listen to her. Listen to her. My God. Hey, we've got 50 bucks KFC chicken dollars to give you. Congratulations.

That's your consolation prize Sorry Jenna Hey no it's all good You can't win them all You know what I was Trying to say right Jen I do I do

I'm with you I'm with you Thanks Jen I'm so tired Of beating these people Into the ground That's not What I was saying

Absolutely destroyed It just gets so tiring No Jen was She was about to get them As well She was right in there She was right in there too Name another soccer movie Uh Goal I was saying. It just gets so tiring. No, Jen was, she was about to get them as well. She was right in there. She was right in there too. Name another soccer movie.

Goal. Oh, okay. Great film. We saw that. We didn't think anybody knew it. Oh, great. Well, if you're, yeah, I see what you're saying. If you're a soccer fan.

I know what you're saying. I'm trying to get mainstream, because the topic is broad. I'm trying to get mainstream films. If you're a soccer fan like me, I would have known them. But, yeah, yeah, I see what you mean. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

With Pack and Save. Here we go. Birthday banger. We take your birthdays, figure out what was number one on your 16th. And if yours wins at the moment, Pack and Save is hooking you up with a $250 voucher. How good. It's to celebrate Pack and Save's super birthday deals,

which are on now. Let's kick birthday banger off with Emily. Kia ora, Em. Hi, Em. Hi. How are you guys? How are you? We're really well, thanks.

It's good. I'm good. It's cold, but good. Oh, mate. How bloody cold is it at the moment? It's ridiculous. Get the blanket out. Park it up in front of the TV. Let's do your birthday banger. Emily, mate. How bloody cold is it at the moment? It's ridiculous. Get the blanket out.

Park it up in front of the TV. Let's do your birthday. Bang it, Emily. What's your date of birth? 20th of November, 1984. All right, Emily. You were 16 in the year 2000. And on the 20th of November, 2000, this had a number one hit.

Oh, we love it. Bit of groove jet spill up, we love it. A bit of groove jet spill up. We love it. Do you like it, Emily? Yes, I just want to sing along to it. Yeah. It's just got good vibes about it. It's an underrated throwback, this song. Yeah, I agree.

Good way to impress people if you get the ox, put that song on. They go, oh, my God, I love this one. Let's do a birthday banger for Blair. Kia ora, Blair. Hi, Blair. Kia ora, team. How are we? Good, mate.

How's your day been? Yeah, good. Good. Can't complain. On your way home from work? Yep, I sure am. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's get you there.

What's your birthday? My birthday is the 13th of April, 1994. All right. That means you were 16 in 2010. And on your 16th birthday Blair, this would have been at the top of the charts. Oh now that's a jam.

That's a jam. It's all the rude parts from Rihanna. Asking the rude boys if they can get it up rude boy it's a rude question if you ask me Rihanna and it's a jam from Rihanna so yeah absolutely you're in with a shot Blair one more birthday banger for Brooke hi Brooke hey guys how's it going good mate how's your week been uh not too bad. Pretty busy. Are you winding down for a Friday tomorrow? I am winding down for Friday tomorrow. Thank goodness. Oh, good to hear. Well,

let's see if we can get you $250 voucher. What's your birthday? It's 9th of January, 84. All right, Brooke, you're a Capricorn, just like me. And you were 16 in the year 2000, my friend, and this is your birthday banger. What a girl wants, what a girl needs. Whatever makes me happy sets you free, and I'm thanking you for knowing exactly. Christina Aguilera and What a Girl Wants. What a banger, Brooke. Vintage.

That is a banger. That is a banger. This was original Christina before she became X-tina. This is Jenny in a Bottle Christina, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. That's a vibe. That's you when you were 16, Brooke.

I know. It's scary, really. Yeah, it puts you right back there, eh? It's amazing how the feature does that. You've got a great one, Brooke, and I'm voting for that. I thought it was Spiller Groove Jet all the way. Me too. From the second that it came up.

But there's something about that Christina Aguilera song. That does not get played, that song. You know what? It's weird. Last weekend, I hung out with some friends I haven't seen in a while. And one of them had the phone. And they were the DJ. They had the aux.

And they kept putting on vintage Christina. It's an untapped resource. This is a vibe. We're going to do it. Brooke, congratulations. You've just won a $250 pack and save voucher and birthday banger. Awesome. That's awesome, guys.

Thank you. That's what a girl wants, isn't it, Brooke? It definitely is. Yeah, it is. Special message from Stickman. Kazam, you've struck yellow with a pack and save gift card to celebrate super birthday deals on now. Love a good Kazam. What is a Kazam, Stickman?

Kazam. Does he mean Shazam? I think so. Here it is, your birthday banger on ZM coming straight out of the year 2000. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. I want to thank you for giving me time to breathe. Brianne Clint. ZM, Brianne Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today

from Christina Aguilera out of the year 2000. That's what a girl wants. Brooke taking out a $250 Pack and Save gift card thanks to Pack and Save Super Birthday. It's their birthday, but you get the prezzies. I want to talk about these shoes that I saw on the internet today. Have you ever seen, I know there's a lot of collectible

sneakers, there's Yeezys, there's Jordans, there's everything. Have you ever seen, shut up. I know how uncool I sounded. There's Louboutins. There's Lugitons. There's the Red Octobers. There's Yeezys. There's Jordans. You name another one then. Mate, I actually know quite a bit about sneakers.

Name another one. Go. Like what? Like a collectible? Another collectible. Stop stalling. A collectible sneaker. A collectible sneaker, go. What about the shoes from Back to the Future? What are they called? Very collectible. Well, they're a Nike shoe. I don't know. The Back to the Future Nike shoe?

No, sorry. No. They're either Yeezys or Jordans. That's how it goes. I guarantee you, no matter how much you like sneakers, you've never seen these before. They've just gone up for auction. It's an ultra rare

pair of Apple sneakers. Claude, bring them up. This is next level collector's stuff. They're hideous. They are not hideous. They look like a pair of Reeboks or a pair of

old school Adidas. They actually look a lot like these shoes that I'm wearing right here. Don't they? Yeah, they kind of do. They kind of look exactly the same as these shoes. When did Apple start making shoes? This is the buzzy bit. These shoes were a one-time giveaway at a national sales conference

to Apple employees during the mid-1990s. They never sold them. They never made them available to the public. But they did a special run of shoes just for their employees in the 90s. One person kept their shoes, never put them on, never took them out of the box. And now in 2023, they've found them again at the bottom of the wardrobe and they are for sale for $50,000.

$50,000? Yeah. Oh, get off the grass. You know what the Apple fandom is like, though. They lap that stuff up, you know? That's ridiculous, though. Everybody wants to be the coolest Apple guy, and what's cooler than someone with a pair of Apple sneakers? You're telling me you wouldn't wear those if you got those?

You're telling me you wouldn't wear them? I'm not paying 50 grand for those. Oh, no. No. You're telling me if you had those, you wouldn't wear those if you got those. You're telling me you wouldn't wear them. I'm not paying 50 grand for those. Oh, no. No. But you're telling me if you had those, you wouldn't. Wouldn't rock them. Yeah. Oh, probably.

They're just a white sneaker. They're the rarest. Yeah. To describe them, they're white, like tennis shoes with the rainbow Apple logo, the old school Apple logo, and it says Apple down the side. I thought they looked quite cool, actually. I thought they looked, cool, actually. I thought they looked no, just me. I don't know if I'd say they look cool.

They just look like a typical white sneaker. They kind of look like you know how, obviously, you know, your Air Force Ones are super popular, like, and have been for a long time. They're just the white Air Force Nike Ones. Yeah. And then Kmart always brings out a version.

Are these the Anko Air Force ones? That's what the Anko Kmart version looks like. The Anko ones. Are they the Apple ones? Like that's what they look like. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. Anyway, 50 grand if you want to rock the apples. I thought we could ask the question this afternoon,

have you got a really expensive pair of shoes? Have you got- Some Yeezys or- Some Yeezys or some Jordans. Some Air Jordans you got a really expensive pair of shoes? Have you got... Some Yeezys or... Some Yeezys or some Jordans. Some Air Jordans. Like a collectible pair? You know those ones you get and they've got the shrink wrap on them?

Huge market. What about those, the ones that Nike did with Dior? What about those? They're like worth like 25, 30K. I don't know anything about them, but I'd love to hear from somebody who's got them. They're pretty... I don't know if anyone them, but I'd love to hear from somebody who's got them. They're pretty.

I don't know if anyone would. What about even not even the sneakers? What if you've got a pair of Christian Louboutins? The red bottoms. But some of the red bottoms from Sex and the City. Yeah. A pair of those. What else is expensive?

What are the ones Sex and the City she always talks about? Manolo Blonix. Oh, have you got the bloody Manolo Blonix? The Manolos. The Blonix. Yeah. Have you got an ultra rare pair of RM? I don't know.

What's the shoe you've got that's worth a lot of money? Blow our mind with your shoes this afternoon. It is such a big market for this. Yeah. Oh, $800 at M. Text us to 9696 and tell us about your shoes. How much are they worth? Maybe you've got a foot fetish. Text us to 9696 and tell us about your shoes. How much are they worth?

Maybe you've got a foot fetish and you've got a pair of someone's, some famous person's shoes. Do you want to hear some shoes that are kicking about that are worth a lot of money? Yeah, go on. Some of the ones on this list, a Michael-worn Nike Airship shoe. Okay. $1.47 million. Worn, game-worn by Michael Jordan. Stinky basketball shoe.

And then there's also a pair of Converse that Michael Jordan wore. So Michael Jordan game-worn Converse fast breaks, $190,000. But on the top of the list is this pair and it's called the Solid Gold Ovo Air Jordans. Yeah. And they're literally solid gold. Two million. Ooh.

OVOs. Those will be a Drake collab. They're made of gold. I don't think they're made of gold. How much? Two million. No, thank you. No, no, thank you.

Like, those shoes can corrode. They can. The soles of shoes like that do eventually corrode away. We want to know if you've got some really expensive shoes. Jax is here. Hey, Jax. Hi, Jax. Hi there.

You've got over 300 pairs of shoes, Jax. Yes, a lot. Wow. A lot, a lot, a lot. What sort do you collect? Sneakers or, like, fashion shoes? Oh, a lot. Wow. A lot, a lot, a lot. What sort do you collect? Sneakers or like fashion shoes? Oh, mine's always sneakers and then they're also

you know, your high top, like six inch heels. I'm a small Irish person so I need the heels so I have a lot of shoes, yeah. What's your like your top, what's your best most expensive pair in the collection? I do have a pair of Louboutins and I do have a pair of Manolo Blahniks.

Okay, what does a pair of Manolo Blahniks run for? £400 sterling. So, $800? $1000? Jeez! And how often do you get them out? Well, I get them out on special occasions, but my thing is when I really love a pair of shoes, I'll buy

two pairs of them. So, like, one would be like a Saturday night going out in the town. You don't mind to get a bit of script up. But then you also need a good pair for you want to wear at a wedding or a fancy occasion. I like that vibe. Some of them have two pairs, yeah. If I had the money, I like that vibe. And what year did you win Lotto Jacks?

No, I didn't, but I was a shoe manager in Topshop back in Ireland for a long time. So it just grew from there. So I was able to always get the best shoes and then buy two pairs before they sold out. Lucky. Love it. Love it. It's cool to have a collection as well.

Thanks for sharing. We appreciate it. What about this text? My wife got a pair of Adidas Pharrell Williams Friends and Family human shoes at a sample sale, went to a sneaker store, and staff were asking to take photos with them, looked up the value online and they were worth $14,000

if they were in mint condition, unworn. Oh, no. And they're on her feet. She's stomping up and down the main street in them. Oh, no. Gutted. They'll be like, man, this lady must be rich. She's literally walking around in $14,000 collector shoes.

Let's talk to Nicola. Hi, Nicola. Hi, Nicola. Hey. Tell us, my friend, do you have a pair of expensive shoes? Well, expensive to me in the sense that they are unique. I was in London in Candlelock and there was an opening of the Prince

and the new Power Generation store. Okay. And we queued outside to get into this store, finally got in, got into the cafe, and we're sat in the cafe, and while we're there, the staff came up to us, and they said, look, we're really sorry, but we need to close the cafe

because the new Power Generation have been downstairs all day signing autographs, and they need to come up for lunch. Do you mind them coming in while you're having your lunch? We're like, no, not at all. And so it was myself, a couple of friends, and the new Power Generation band came in. At the time, Métis, Prince's wife, was there.

And I was like, oh, my goodness, I need to get the autograph. What can I get to sign? What can I get to sign? And at the time, I was wearing a pair of knee-high cherry red dot martins. Yeah. And it was the only thing I could think of. And I was like, will you sign my boots? So I got a pair of knee-high cherry red dot martins

with the new Power Generation and Prince's wife's autograph on it. That is a one-of-a-kind pair of shoes. That's right. No one else has those. That is an amazing story. What a cool experience. Very cool. Nicola kind of reminds me of that scene from Step Brothers

where he's like, whose signature do you think this is on this samurai sword? It's Randy Jackson's. It was the only thing I had and I'm not knocking to get Randy Jackson's signature. Thank you, Nicola. We appreciate Brilliant. That's a cool movie. Thank you, Nicola. We appreciate it.

One more from Lani. We're talking about expensive shoes. What have you got for us, Lani? Well, I've got a bit of a collection, but I've got the two probably most expensive ones. Okay. Okay. What have you got? I've got the Christian Dior.

Yeah. Yeah. How much are they worth? That's $1,500. Okay. $1,500 Christian Dior. Yeah. Yeah, how much are they worth? That's $1,500. Okay, $1,500 Christian Dior. Yeah, and what's the other one? And just the Golden Goose, like $900. I've seen these Golden Goose.

What's the Golden Goose? They're dirty shoes, eh, Lani? Dirty shoes, yes. They come dirty. Like, they look pre-worn. Oh, Lani, you didn't fall for that, did you? You didn't fall for the golden gooses. I did.

Oh, Lani. You've got $900 dirty shoes. Yes, and it's actually kind of cool because you don't have to get worried about, you know, get them being, you know, dirty. I mean, well, that's a good point. What a genius sales idea. That is quite incredible. We'll make them dirty already and then we'll just convince people

that they're cool and then, you know, we're good to go. All right. Bree and Clint. There's a term floating around on the internet at the moment called time blindness. Some people are claiming that they're not late because they're disorganised and they're not late because they don't respect the person that they're meeting.

They've got time blindness, so leave them alone. God, people will make up anything, won't they, these days? Just make up a term. I'd never heard the term before, so I've Googled it and you can decide whether you think time blindness is legitimate or not. Time blindness, this is the definition from Google, refers to the inability to recognise when time has passed or to estimate how long something will take.

Time blindness isn't a diagnosis or a specific symptom. It's more a general way of talking about the phenomenon of losing track of time. Okay. Okay. So can you accept, Bree, that some people aren't late because they don't have their shit together? They've got time blindness.

Come on, babes. They've got time blindness. It's quite interesting. Someone on the text machine just said, time blindness is a clinical documented fact. It's a symptom of ADHD and a result of variations in brain neurochemistry and dysfunction. Well, that's a much more clinical diagnosis than the one that Google gave me when I looked it up. That all makes it sound way more scientific, doesn't it? Yeah.

Whether it's real or not, what I've got here is a list of five ways you can stop being late. Okay. It is stressful if you're a late person. It is stressful stop being late. Okay. Like if you, it is stressful if you're a late person. It is stressful always being late. I'm no longer a late person, but I have in stages of my life been constantly running late, just 10 or 15 minutes late. And you live your life in a, like you're frantic the whole time. You're just stressed.

Yeah. Because you don't have, you're not where you need to be. And traffic is worse and everything, it just compounds. I feel like I'm always in a rush, but I always make it just on time. You rush so that you are. Yeah, which is not a way to live your life. I'm always stressed because I'm rushing. This could be good for you too.

Okay. These are the five ways you can stop being late and start being on time, according to a psychologist. All right. Number one, work out what time you would usually leave and then make a point of leaving 10 minutes or 20 or 30, depending on how late you are, before you actually leave.

So whatever time you think you're going to leave the house, just start leaving 10 minutes earlier. Right. Yeah, makes sense. Makes total sense, but some people don't do it. So second one, if you arrive early rather than on time, you should see what that feels like, as you're probably very rarely in this position.

Maybe you should bring a book to read or some work that you can do. Enjoy being early rather than aiming to be on time. Enjoy the feeling of being there early. You're like, I did this. That's my wife. I was organised. That's my wife. She's organised. That's my wife. She's always early to everything.

And we just sort of sit in the car and wait. But it's normal for her. And I'm like, do, do, do. So what do we do now? Should we bash? Next one. Changing a habit causes distress. So try to make it feel positive by giving yourself a small reward.

Oh, I like this one. Each time that you're punctual. Buy yourself a little treat every time that you actually nail it. Put some treats in the glove box and every time you achieve it, you can have a little chocolate. You get a biscuit.

Oh, maybe not chocolate in the car, but yeah. The last one is don't forget that to permanently change a behaviour, you need to be really consistent for months. So don't ever go back to your old ways. If you start leaving the house 10 minutes early for one thing, two things, you need to do it for... So I'm going to go cold turkey. You're going to do it for everything.

Even if you know you're going to be at the place on time, even if you know you're leaving with enough time, you need to leave 10 minutes earlier than you think. Yeah. That's the only way they reckon to change your behaviour from being a late person. It's so stressful because I think there's so many different elements that comes into it like, you know, if you're like, I've got to be at this place by

this time, but then I don't know how long it's going to take for me to get a park, I don't know what traffic's going to be like and then, you know, all these different factors that come into it. Yeah, that's what the 10 minutes is for, I think. Right. Sometimes you need more. Because then how long it takes for you to walk what the 10 minutes is for I think. Right. Sometimes you need more. Because then how long it takes for you to walk

to the place. That's what my brain thinks about.