ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th June 2022

Episode Date: June 27, 2022

Clint's brother's pet has been living a double life. Someone was doing something they shouldn't on public transport. Bree played an epic prank on Mumma Di. A man has started running on all fours. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Mary Poppins. We've got to do this, we've got to do this, we've got to do this. Hi everyone, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast where Brie's about to ask us a controversial question about Mary Poppins. Oh my gosh. Okay, would you hook up with Mary Poppins if you knew the magical powers she had?

Yeah. But she also. So where's the downside? Yeah, there's no downside, is there? Yeah, the answer's yes so far. Because the answer's yes so far. To be honest, I'm just setting myself up to say. Would I hook up with a hot chick who could fly?

Yes. I really want to hook up with Mary Poppins. You go Google Mary Poppins, hot. So you need to make it bad. Like, would you hook up with Mary Poppins? But it meant that she lost all of her magical powers so it's purely a selfish hook up. 100% she's still hot. Really you'd rock

but by hooking up with her you steal her of her magical powers. Do I get the magical powers? No they go out and they evaporate into the ether. I'd have to think about it. It's a solid maybe. It's pretty hot. And we weren't going to talk about Mary Poppins. It's a solid maybe. I thought we had to bring up what we just learned about new producer Ella before.

Ella, what's the weird thing about your sleeping arrangement you told us just before? I don't sleep with a pillow. Just head straight on the mattress. Kind of, yeah. And then I lie like in a coffin. On your back? On my back, yeah. And so how are you here right now because it's daylight? Yeah, and then I lie in a coffin. On your back? On my back, yeah.

And so how are you here right now because it's daylight? I'm not a vampire. Are you sure? You just said you sleep in a coffin. What about when you have too much to drink and then you put your head that far back? Don't you start spinning out? That's what I'd be like. Yeah, then you go on the side.

Oh, okay. You know, when I was about 17, I went on a sporting trip with the Australian Institute of Sport. We went to Japan and we were there for two weeks where we stayed. I'm broke. I know, right? No.

No, but it makes more sense. Sorry, I'm sorry. And we went over there and we stayed at this. The Gifted Children's Institute. Right. No, we stayed at this softball club um kind of housing which was pretty much where the softball diamond was so they didn't really have like many sleeping arrangements but in japan they were like oh we just sleep on like a real tiny

thin mattress without a pillow anyway so when i was 17 on the floor so on the floor and it was like a real thin mattress and then you had an option of a pillow made of rice which was like this tiny little pillow or no pillow. I reckon they were fucking with you Dry rice? Dry rice Is that noisy? Yes

Yeah it would be. It's like a bean bag so essentially a bean bag. Let's mess with the Australians. Anyway So in Japan we sleep on bags of rice. The first couple of nights, my neck was incredibly sore. Oh, wait, did you like it? But after a while, your body adjusts and it was actually not that bad. Is rice like cheap memory foam?

Does it remember the shape of your head? Maybe. Well, kind of. You wouldn't want to go to bed with wet hair though, would you? Nah. You'd steam the rice. Soft by the body. You know what else was a real eye-opener? All the toilets

were like the super futuristic ones. Yeah. With the buttons? With the heated seats. So the water shot up my arsehole so fast. Grandma's getting one. Quite good. A bidet? Grandma's getting a bidet. Grandma's getting one.

They're good for the oldies as they lose mobility. Grandma's in for a treat. I can't wait. I'm going to try it. You've got to get a warm jet, eh? Warm jet. Don't get a cold jet. I'll tell her.

Yeah. Cold jet's not good for anyone. Yeah. She is going to have the ride of her life, Grandma. Yeah. Well, she flooded her bathroom. I think she did it on purpose. So she could get a bidet?

Yeah. Or she could just get the bidet and not have to fix the bathroom. Yeah, well. How did she flood the bathroom? I love the logic. Oh, I don't know. There's carpet on the bathroom.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 70s bathroom. Your nan has carpet in the bathroom. Yeah. Is it pink? No, blue.

Blue, yeah. Oh, that freaks me out. Very 70s. It freaks me out so much. I'll yeah. Oh, that freaks me out. Very 70s. It freaks me out so much. I'll send you a photo. That's so creepy. If you got a microscope and looked down in that carpet, it would be like an ecosystem. I feel sick.

I feel so sick. Yuck. It would look like Great Barrier Reef. Whose idea in the 70s was it to go, right, bathroom, wet area. Carpet. Carpet. Shagpile. No, no, we got wood as an option

Gary we got wood yeah but I mean blue carpet what do you want when you step out of a cold you know

or a hot shower you want carpet I don't even like do you remember in the 90s they were popular the carpeted toilet mats

it was just the bit that went around the front of the toilet my nan always had those nan's always had them and I'm like nan I'm a teenage boy not all of this wee is going in the toilet okay some of had them man's always had them and i'm like man i'm a teenage boy not

all of this way is going in the toilet okay some of it's going on the teenage boy or just any boy well true i'll put my hand up and say i still have them do you yeah they're good for your cold feet you know what if i ever come to your house i promise to sit down to pay thank you i really do appreciate that i promise i promise to sit down to pee. Thank you. I really do appreciate that. I promise. I promise to sit down to wee as well. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. I'll stand on the seat. I usually do. As ladies, have you guys ever tried to wee standing up?

Yeah, once. Yeah, I've tried. Wait, wait, wait. I've tried it. Claude's answer was going to be not on purpose. I was going to say that, but what I meant was not outside of like camping or emergency field stops. In the toilet? No.

Oh, I've definitely tried it. I squat on toilets, like long drops. Dirty ones. I just don't like long drops and the wind up your bum. It's a weird feeling. There's got to be a warm wind up your bum. When you try to wee standing up, and obviously you don't really know where it's coming out as ladies. It's a mystery.

It's kind of like, you know, when a shower is a little bit older and something gets stuck in it. And so one of the jets is like spraying out the other way. Sometimes it can be like real. That's when you've got to soak the head of the urethra in that CLR liquid that was on the infomercial back in the days. Once I did that, I'd be standing up all the time now. Very powerful stream. Yeah. All right. That's enough up all the time now. Very powerful stream. All right. That's enough urethra chat.

CRL? CLR? CLR. It was CLR. That's amazing. The CRL? CRL. The city railing.

GRL was a group from a few years ago. Or URL, World Wide Wind. We've got to go. UTI. Bye. That's a story for another day. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrims. What time is it? 3, 2, 1. It is Brinkley. Afternoon everybody. Welcome to the show. Happy Monday. That's right. It's Monday. Five day week. Get off the grass. Who do you think we are?

You think we want to work until we die five days a week? When is the next public holiday? I have no idea. I'm pretty sure it's, wait, are you ready for this? October. Are you kidding? Don't quote me on it. Producers, any clarification?

Am I right? Producer Ella. October. October. Oh, well, what do you think we're here to do? Just work until we die? That's ridiculous. Mate, we should not be complaining.

We can't even call our jobs real work. Well, it's three o'clock and we're just clocking on, so how good? Hey, today on the show, we're going to tell you how you can get to the Gold Coast and have the best trip. Brie and I are going to do a Gold Coast trip this Friday, actually. That's right. And the trip that we

do will be the trip that you can win. We're kind of like the international tastemakers. Oh my god. Are we like those people? We're journalists but we travel and then we ride. Oh my god, we're bloggers. We're travel bloggers. We're travel bloggers. Is that still a thing? Yep, it is now.

Because we're going to the Gold Coast. We'll tell you how you can win that trip at 4 o'clock this afternoon. Actually, is it up on our Instagram story now? It is. You can go and start voting on what you want us to do on that trip on our Bree and Clint Instagram now. And that will get you and the draw to come on the trip with us. How easy is this competition? Just go pick the things you want to do on our Instagram story and you've entered. Easy peasy.

Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. The scores are closer than ever. The Tradie's sitting at 54. The Lady's sitting at 44. Let's meet our Lady first.

She is from Invercargill. She is 31. And she likes power diving. Welcome to the show. It's Jay. G'day, Jay. Hey. How are you mate? How was the long weekend? Oh it was good. Had to work it but it was all good. What's the deepest depth you've dived to in search of power? Oh no it's not too deep down here though pretty easy

to get. Yeah okay. Sounds like my type of diving. Yeah. Shallow. Yes, yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking, yeah. Let's meet our opposition today. He's from Danny Virk. He's 39, and his kids play this game at night time. Okay, welcome to the show. It's Kieran.

What, Kieran? Do we need to send out a cease and desist? How do they play it at night time, Kieran? Do we need to send out a cease and desist? How do they play it at night time, Kieran? Oh, so just a bit of maths questions, times tables. Oh, fun. Alternate who's trainee, who's lady. Oh, that's cool. Oh, my God, that has warmed my heart.

And they're listening now too, so they... Give them a shout out. Go on, give them a shout out. Xander Jackson and Ronan, They're loving it right now. Lucky it's three o'clock. They love running out of school and getting in to listen to it. Oh, cool. Okay.

Well, shout out to those guys. Maybe they can call up one time when they've brushed up on their skills a bit. Well, they keep saying to me, can I ring in? I'm like, oh, no, not today. Well, you're here. Your buzzer is tradie. Jay, yours is lady. First of three correct answers is getting $50 cash from KFC.

Good luck to both of you. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. Lorde debuted a new hair colour at Glastonbury Festival over the weekend. What colour has she changed it to? Blonde, ginger, or a nice balayage? Tradie. Yes, Karen. Yes, Kieran.

I'll go blonde. Well done. It is blonde. Good guess. Looks fantastic. Kieran is on the board. Question number two. Who played Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games films? She's the main character. She was also in Silver Linings Playbook. Yes. What else has she done. She was also in Silver Linings Playbook.

Yes. What else has she done? She was also in Hustlers. She was in that Chris Pratt one where they get lost in space. She was in that movie Joy. Yeah, she's very funny. I'll give you three, two, one. Guys, we're looking for Jennifer Lawrence.

J-Law. Yeah, okay, not your question. Let's keep moving. Question number three. The first All Blacks test of the year is this weekend in Auckland. Who are they playing? Trady. Yes, Kieran.

Full. Ireland. Ireland is correct. He's on the board again. More into the sports than TV. Yeah, clearly. Although you've got Lord's hair colour, so you're a man of all tastes. Two points to the tradies.

Jay, you need this one to stop him, okay? Question number four. What streaming app do you use to watch Love Island here in New Zealand? Tradies. Yes, Kieran, for the win. Is it the TVNZ? Oh. That's a great guess, but no.

Jay, do you know? Neon? Yeah, well done. It is neon, yeah. Has all the love islands on that platform. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number five. Who is Ryan Reynolds, the star of the Deadpool films, married to?

Lady. Yes, Jay. Blake Lively. She's nailed it. We're all tied up, guys. This is for the win. You're going to blow your lead here, Kieran. Come on, mate. I can feel it. I can feel it. Kieran, don't embarrass yourself in front of your kids. Here we go. For the win, guys. Question number six. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Kieran, for the win. I don't even know. Have a guess and make it fast.

Give me three, two... Say anyone! One. Oh, Kieran, J. J for the win. Yes. No, you guys. It's Katy Perry. It's Katy Perry. Katy Perry. All right, guys.

It's okay, we'll go to our tie-break question number seven. Here we go. For the win, still. What was the first Pixar movie to receive a rating higher than G in the United States? Is it Toy Story, The Incredibles, or Monsters, Inc.? Trudy. Yes, Kieran. For the win.

We'll go Toy Story. No, Jay. Jay, there's two options left for the win. Get it right. You've got The Incredibles or Monsters, Inc.? Incredibles. She's gone. Guys, that was harder than it needed to be, okay? It was, yeah. That must be hard, wasn't it? Hey, well done to both of you. And Jay, you're going home with the $50 cash thanks to KFC. Awesome.

A win for the ladies. Great game. I loved it. That was fun. I mean, we need all your questions now. Bree and Clint. Clint, there's a lot of people texting through about, it seems to be that cats are quite the risque ones.

They're promiscuous, eh? Very promiscuous. It can hurt too, finding out your cat's cheating on you. It can be quite upsetting. You're in a very committed cat relationship, but that cat is taking the piss. They're getting it all over the neighbourhood. Normally it's not the cats,

which is interesting. I'd love to hear, because there's a lot of texts on cats and we're going to take some calls. I wonder if anyone's dog does this. That's what I was wondering. But dogs, you've got to keep under lock and key, right? No, but it depends if you live in a rural place.

Oh, you've still got to keep your dog fenced in. But unless your dog dug a secret tunnel. Have you seen the movie Red Dog? It's all about that not happening. Yeah, right. Jess is here. G'day, Jess. Hi, Jess.

Hi. What sort of animal was it that was living a double life? We have an obese Labrador, as they always are. And we got him when we started high school. He was all there through high school and stuff. And he was always there.

We wanted him. We wanted to go to the farm or something. And anyway, so we noticed he started to disappear a lot more, but he was always there on Christmas tour and whatnot. And I ended up moving three hours into the heart of Southland, this tiny town that didn't even have 90 people living in it type thing. Yeah.

And I was taking the kids, because I'm a school kid, to the shop to get their lunch. And to my surprise, there's my dog, because he he's obese very obese. Sitting in the shop? No, in some guy's truck. He took deer hunting for two weeks. What? He said what? He took your dog deer hunting for two weeks? Yeah but

legit and he was just sitting on the back of the truck and I was like I'm pretty sure that was my neighbour. How did you know it was your dog? Because Labradors tend to look exactly the same. You can tell. No, no, no. I'm talking this dog's like 60, 70 kgs.

He's a big boy. Wow. So you knew it was either your dog or another very hungry Labrador. So how did he used to get out of the yard? Oh, we live rural, mate. You know, my auntie used to sit at like 6am wandering home. Yeah, mate, same here. Like an Otago uni student just rolling back into the property when he feels like it.

Thanks, Jess. That's how my mum's dog, Max, went missing. Really? Because he would wander off and he'd go visit all the neighbours. And he'd always come back. And then one day he just never did. We think someone took him. Get a fence.

Is that a dumb thing to say? Get a fence, mate. Mate, we live on a farm. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Get a fence. Is that a dumb thing to say? Get a fence, mate. Mate, we live on a farm. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. What was the animal living a double life?

It was my friend's good, their cat, friend's good mate's cat, that actually was living a double gang a life. Yeah. So, yeah, they got this cat out. They got a kitten when they were young, and they had it for a few months, and then it all of a sudden was missing. So they're really upset.

And then a few months later, it took about eight weeks, it actually came home. And they decided after a few months of it being home again, we better get this cat microchipped in case it does go missing again. You know, it was quite adventurous. So they took the cat to the vet and the vet said, this cat already actually has a microchip. So someone else has gotten the cat in those three months, microchipped it, claimed it.

Were your parents like, whack another microchip in and make it bigger than that one and more powerful so that we own the cat? Well, turns out it actually wasn't their cat at all. It was actually a cat that looked identical to their cat. And they'd actually just called that cat as their own. Oh, no, they had the wrong cat. Yeah, so it was never their cat.

So they actually never found the original cat. But the owners of the doppelganger cat actually said that they had a home. They'd got another cat themselves and they were happy for them just to have the old cat. So bizarre. What's going on here with all this like black market cat trading? Well, if Hayden, let's split short

price. We've got another cat at the moment. It's microchipped. It's a great cat. It's only about a year old. It doesn't have too many miles on it. I'm not using it. What will you give us for it? Well, watch where your animals are going, everybody. It turns out they could be, I mean, you could have an animal and not have to feed it because someone else is doing all the legwork for you. You don't want to pay child support on their other family.

You never know. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Are the Spice Girls coming down under? Or to Australia at least? All my childhood dreams would come true if they are. They toured the UK in 2019. They did 13 shows.

They played to 700,000 people and made $168 million in those 13 shows. And then COVID happened. I think the plan was to always do a worldwide tour, but then COVID happened. Yeah, and shut it all down real quick. Baby Spice has appeared on Breakfast TV in Australia, and they asked her straight up if it's coming back. Check this out.

Are we going to see the girls back together? You can tell us. Do you know what? I want to do it. Fingers crossed. Yeah, we have been speaking about it. Of course we have. But, you know, with the pandemic and everything that happened,

it's, you know, it's been tougher to organise. But, you know, I absolutely love coming to Australia. I've been many times. I've got friends there. And, you know, I'm hoping that's going to be our next stop. What do you reckon? Oh, mate. What do you reckon?

Well, you know what? I mean, I stalk all the Spice Girls because I'm just still obsessed with them. Did you know Mel B adores Australia? She does a lot of work down there, eh? She is always working in Australia. She's just signed on for a new season of The Masked Singer Australia to be a judge. She did Ginny Craig in Australia as well.

She did. Not the program. She was like an ambassador. No, she did the program. Oh, she did the program as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she didn't just come to Australia to do some Ginny Craig. No, she was on X Factor, I think, at the time.

And then she did Australia's Got Talent She did a breakfast radio show She did Australian radio for a bit Yeah, yeah, yeah She loves it I reckon I reckon lock it in

If they do it they're talking about a foursome not a fivesome though Victoria will not do it but if it happened surely they come across

to New Zealand You'd think so Surely we book out Eden Park for the Spice Girls It's an easy jump over Yeah You know Well there you go That's the Eden Park for the Spice Girls, right? It's an easy jump over, you know? Well, there you go. That's the goss on the Spice Girls in the latest. There's a lady that has posted on social media

about how she gave herself a gel manicure on a flight. So she posted the video, right? But she's getting stick for it. Yeah, and there's people going, that's dangerous, it's flammable, you can't do that. Is that the main gripe? I thought it was because it's gross, but people were just worried about the safety side of things.

No, I don't think that it was gross came into it as much, but the smell did come up, which she said it didn't smell that much. Imagine these people on a flight back in the 70s when you could light up a full cig on the flight. Oh my God. Isn't that a weird thing to think about? Isn't that crazy?

You're on a pressurised cabin of people with limited oxygen supply and 95% of them start smoking cigarettes. Wasn't there a smoking and non-smoking section on a plane? Yeah, how pointless is that? Which doesn't matter. They used to hand out cigarettes in the cart. You could get a drink and something to eat and a packet of cigarettes. Crazy.

Anyway, we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what did you see someone doing on a flight or public transport? G'day, Zach. Hi, Zach. How are you going? Good, thanks. Zach, what did you see someone doing that was a bit unusual? I was on a flight coming back from Perth because I used to fly quite a bit in business, a guy next to me just cracked open a penthouse magazine

and was reading it pretty much the whole flight. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No. Not cool, man. Even if he said to you, oh, I'm just reading the articles. Yeah, I'm not. I'm reading for the jokes.

No, he said nothing to me and I said nothing to him. No, you do not make eye contact with that person, eh, Zach? Zach, were you sitting next to him? Right next to him, yeah. Oh, no, Zach. But in business class, like, there's a bit of room, eh? Like, you guys have got an aisle between you or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, not enough. Can you imagine the guys like, I paid business class. I can do what I want. That's a weird thing, eh? Is it like an entitlement thing? I don't know. Is it like, I'm going to join the Mile High Club? That's gross. Sorry, let's go to Katie.

Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hello, how are you? Thank you, mate. What did you see someone doing on a flight or public transport that was a bit strange? We were on a bus travelling through Rajasthan and India and this dude whipped out his jocks and had them out the window.

It was a really hot day. So we moved to the other side of the bus to try and avoid sitting behind a man with his jocks out the window. Were you downwind from the jocks when you were on his side? Oh, yucks, have you opened his window? Your window, you could get a bit of his... All the windows were open because it was real hot. Oh, yuck, you could get a bit of jock All the windows were open because it was real hot. Oh, yuck.

You could get a bit of jock sweat come in your window. That's so awful. Very quickly. That's not cool. Can I ask? But nobody better than I. They weren't the jocks

that he was wearing, were they? Well, I don't know where they came from. So, maybe. Can you imagine the guy sitting there and he goes,

oh, I've got those sweaty jocks sitting in my bag. Maybe I'll whip them out and put them out the window, just dry them off. That's just as good as washing them. That's what it seems like. What's the train of thought behind that? Gross. Thank you, Katie.

One more from Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. Tell us, what did you see, mate? Oh, man, it was a time. I saw, well, I heard a woman, she had on speakerphone her boyfriend and she was popping a massive pimple whilst talking to him about,

let's just say some indoor gardening that they got up to last night. Like a recap? Yeah, a recap. There was at one point she said, you liked that, didn't you? Oh, no. While she was popping a pimple. And then she managed to pop the pimple and then she's like, oh, that was so gross.

Oh, it's all over my head. And this, yeah, it was, I've never heard anybody so, I don't know, forward with what they were saying. Georgia. Everybody in the carriage was here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's here. And then the best part was we got to Britomart,

which is like the final stop, and this old guy walked past her and he just looked at her and he said, have some self-respect. And he just walked off the carriage like a boss. Britomart, wait, this was in Auckland? It was in Auckland, yeah. So was this on the train, did you say? Yeah, it was on the train

And she had it on loudspeaker Yeah, in a carriage, on peak hour I could not believe it Everyone was looking at each other The indoor gardening Pussy pimple popping combo I mean, incredible multitasking from her But that is not okay

Can you imagine the people on the train Come like, come over the loudspeaker? Can you please keep your conversations, especially if they're sexual ones, off loudspeaker? Thank you so much. And please keep your bodily fluids inside your body. And preferably don't do these both at the same time. I don't know if you know this, guys, but I'm up with all the latest TikTok trends. You're ticking and talking. I'm ticking, I'm talking, I'm doing the whole thing.

And one of the biggest trends that's been going viral in the last, I want to say, three weeks or so. Oh, tortilla slapping. That one is big. Love that one. We did that already today. Wait for the video later on, on our TikTok. No, but it's this game that people are

playing where they'll say, you know, it's between two people usually, and they'll go, they're a 10, but... They do something. They do something, and then you have to re-rate them based on the thing that they do. Exactly. So, appearance-wise,

they're a 10 out of 10, but here's a personality trait you might not like. Oh, yeah. So, it's like, for example, it's like,, they're 10 out of 10, but here's a personality trait you might not like. Oh, yeah. So it's like, for example, it's like they're a 10 out of 10, and it could be personality and appearance. It doesn't just have to be one. But they don't like dogs. Right.

Okay. Yeah. That, for me, five. Oh, and he knocks five off? That's a pretty big drop. Yeah, true. That's fair, I think. Ten to a five.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. So that's like the example of how the game is played. Got it, got it, got it. I thought we could have our own game here this afternoon. Sure. We can get to know a little bit more about everyone in here. We've got two new producers, producer Claude and producer Ella.

Hi, ladies. Hello. Hi. Where we can all take part and then we can all kind of get to know a little bit more about each other. All right, all right. Kick us off. Give us one to go with. Okay.

So we're going to come up with a new rating, eh? Just yell it out. Just whatever it is for you. Yeah, yeah. So we can all re-rate after this. So they're a 10, but they don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Two. Zero.

That's yuck. It's a generous two as well, especially in the current environment. What if they don't wash their hands after doing a wee, but they do after doing a number two? Same rating. Yeah. I'm going to take some up a couple of points. Only because you're speaking from personal experience.

Okay, that's what happened to me in a previous relationship. You had a hot ex who didn't wash her hands. After ones. Okay, I've got one. They're a ten, so they're hot. They're a 10, so they're hot. They're a 10, but they clean their ears with their car keys. Oh, no. Eight.

Eight doesn't worry me that much. Right. Two. Two again. Claudia, two. That's nasty. Five. That is nasty.

What are you rating? Seven. Yeah, see, I'm not that worried. You guys are gross. They do it, I reckon. Yeah, they probably? Seven. Yeah, see, I'm not that worried. You guys are gross. They do it, I reckon. Yeah, they probably do it. I just say, yeah. I have never done that.

Makes me feel sick. I wouldn't do it, but I wouldn't judge someone that much for it. New producer Claude, give us one. Go on. There are seven. Oh, okay. But their favourite album is the Shrek 2 soundtrack. It's a good album.

Is it as good as the first? Shrek 2, but not Shrek 1. Shrek 2, specifically. Is that better than Shrek 1? Yeah, It's a good album. Is it as good as the first? Shrek 2. It's better. Not Shrek 1. Shrek 2, specifically. Is that better than Shrek 1? Yeah, it's the best one. Nine?

Yeah, it takes them up to a nine. Because it's cool, it's quirky. Five. Five. Five. I'll go six. I'm not a Shrek-er. Sorry, I don't...

I love Shrek. Shrek's awesome. That's where you're wrong. Okay. And producer Ella. Okay, this one. There are 10, but they do the Justin Bieber hair flick. I hate it.

Is it where he... Yeah, the Old School JB. Or he ruffles it off his face. You're saying there are 10, but they do that? Yeah. Wait, there are 10, but they have a Justin Bieber haircut? No, the hair flick. You know the hair flick.

Nine. Seriously? Doesn't worry me. Oh, six. I think it would bother me. Yeah. All, six. I think it would bother me. Yeah. All the time. I think I would notice it.

I'm not really attracted to the whole Justin Bieber look, so for me it's a one. Okay, I've got a good one. I've got a real good one. Are you guys ready? Yeah. Okay, so there are 12. Whoa, okay.

There are 12, but they have a picture of themselves as their screensaver. Oh, no. Can I do a call out? That's my partner. No, it's not. It's a picture of her in a field of flowers. She liked the flowers and happened to be in it.

She did not like the flowers. So it's her and no one else. No one else, just her. Okay, so you're the only one who's given the rating on this one. 13. You have to say that. And hello to Claudia's partner. We know you're listening.

There are nine and they're ripped, but they only wash their sheets twice a year. Oh, Clint, zero. It's not me. Oh, okay. If they're ripped. He said ripped. Yeah.

Which means they work out a lot. Oh, I'd say five. Five? That's a big red flag. Two. Two, yeah. They're not getting over a five. Okay, I've got another one.

This is fun. So there are 10, but they think global warming isn't real. What are they? Were they at the... Zero. Were they at the... Zero.

And that's a write-off. Were they at the protest at Parliament earlier this year? Yes. I reckon they Zero. And that's a write-off. Were they at the protest at Parliament earlier this year? I reckon they were. And that's what they were protesting. They were like, shut up about global warming. They're a 10, but they read your messages and don't reply. They just acknowledge it in their mind, but they don't message you back.

I do that. Do you? Zero. That's rough. What about they're a 10, but they've got one pillow on their bed? Zero. Zero? I like reporting.

I'm a mini pillow gal. If there's only one, I'm taking it. I love how, like, definite Claudia is. She's either straight in. I love you. Wait, one pillow? Sorry, we have to break up. Goodbye.

Bree and Clint. Pretty simple game where we play clips of celebrities. First person to buzz in with the name of that celebrity gets a point. First to three points wins. You've got to join a team and we'll play together. Our first caller has opted to join Team Clint. They're 31 years old and they're from Tamaki Makoto, Auckland. Come on down, Morgan.

G'day, Morgan. Afternoon, guys. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. That means, Hannah, you'll be joining Team Bree. Hello, mate. Hi, guys. Okay, how this is going to work,

Bree and I will go head-to-head first, guessing voices, and then you guys are going to go head-to-head against each other. Cool? Yep. other. Cool? Yep. Cool. Cool. All right. Producer Claude

will let us know whether we are right or wrong. Yo, yo. Should we get into our first voice? Let's get into it. Okay. All right.

First voice. Here are my weekly TikTok observations. There's nothing new. Is that Lizzo? Ding, ding, ding. You got it. The food's done.

We've deep fried it. We've had cheese. We've added Cheeto dust. There's nothing new. Damn it. I watch her TikToks all the time. You missed that one. Morgan, we are one up.

Now it's you and Hannah. You guys need to buzz in with your name if you know who this celebrity voice is. I've been getting these comments. I can't believe she's so insanely her. You're just so unapologetically you, Queen. I forget that you're a celebrity. Ooh, that's a tough one.

Even we don't know that one. Can we get a clue producer Claude? She recently said she was going to stop doing music but has since done music. Ooh. Any other clues you can give us? Her name is very feline-esque.

Ooh, okay. Yeah, that gives it away. Morgan, you got that one? Katy Perry. If you watch TikTok, she sung a song about Taco Bell's taco pizza. Oh, Brie, I know who it is. Morgan, Hannah, anyone know?

Yeah, I think I do. Go, Hannah. Go, Hannah. Is know? Yeah, I think I do. Oh, yeah, Hannah, go for it. Go, Hannah. Is it a Halsey? Oh, no. I believe it's Doja Cat, isn't it? It's Doja Cat. All right, no point there.

Now, Brie, here we go. Whenever I'm producing a song, I try and put my voice in as many parts of the track as possible. Brie. Charlie Puth. Yep, you got it. He's got a deep voice. He's got a deep voice. He does have a deep voice.

Very highball singer. I watch him a lot on TikTok too. He's great on TikTok. I saw how light switch is organically born. Very natural. Okay, Hannah and Morgan, on your buzzers. Here comes your second celebrity. That was Kevin.

He's meeting us at the pop music concert. We're performing in 20 minutes. Hannah, who's that? Oh, no. I thought it was so wrong. It's not us at the pop music concert we're performing at in 20 minutes. Hannah, who's that? Oh, no. I thought it was so wrong. It's not Kevin Hart? No. Sorry.

Oh, I can't wait to see that. Morgan, do you want to have a free guess at that? No. I missed it. If I got another couple seconds, maybe. Yeah, let's give it another play from the top. Here it comes. That was Kevin.

He's meeting us at the pop music concert we're performing at in 20 minutes. We've got everything we need, right? I got nothing on that one. That's so hard. Really? Jimmy Fallon? No. Can we get a clue?

Can we get a clue for Hannah and Morgan? Kevin is his brother. Kevin is his brother. And bandmate. Oh. JoJo. Morgan. Is that Mick Jonas?

Hannah. Steal it, Hannah. Steal it, Hannah. Steal it. It's Joe Jonas. It's Joe Jonas. I mean, it was one or the other, wasn't it? It's 50-50. All right.

We'll play this last one for fun. It's going to end up in a draw if I get this, or you'll sweep it out. Here comes our last celebrity. I mean, this is the most busted card in Magic the Gathering. I'm not a nerd. I wouldn't know. This is so hard. Who is that?

Play it again. No, get a clue first. Lots of tattoos. Brie Pink Davidson. Oh, Clint Post Malone. Clint Post Malone. That means Morgan and Hannah, you're splitting the KFC chicken dollars today. Nice work.

Thanks, babe. We'll get it out to you ASAP. Everyone gets some food. I'll go easier next week. Are we dumb or is producer Claude really much more cultured than us? I think she's just way more cultured. Or I spend too much time on TikTok. Less cultured.

Right of the day. But I do that and I'm still not cultured. What did you actually send, what did you accidentally send to someone that was not meant for them? That lady is so funny that that's happening. She's very funny. She had an operation and she had to send some photos to her doctor to make sure that everything was healing properly.

Yeah. And she did. And the doctor a week later was like, hey, where are those photos? And she goes, I'll send them to you. And she double checked. Turns out she'd sent them to a different email. Very intimate location the surgery was performed. Yes.

But she had a good attitude about it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's seen the funny side of it, I think. She was laughing about it. So we want to know, when did you send the thing to the wrong person? Yes. And what was the thing?

And were you able to recover from it? Or was it like really, really bad? We've had some dodgy ones in, but we've got someone that can go to air as well. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. Anonymous, what did you accidentally send to someone?

Some context. First, I was having a long-distance relationship with my girlfriend. I was in Melbourne. She was here in New Zealand, and we're having a spicy chat. Okay. Gotcha.

In those long-distance relationships, you've got to have a pretty trusting communication system, right, where you share some stuff over the internet? Absolutely, absolutely. Got it, got it. Yeah, yeah, that's the one. And so we share images

of what we like, not photos of myself, but of the adult industry, what we are into. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. And I accidentally sent it to my mother and my sister in a group chat. Oh! A bot! A bot!

Your mother and your sister? Yeah, we're in a group chat. A bot! A bot! Your mother and your sister? Yeah, we're in a group chat. You could have recovered from just sister. You'd be like, don't tell anyone, sis, please. But mum as well? Yeah. Oh my god, what did they say? I didn't realise

straight away. My girlfriend's waiting for the photos. I've already sent it. And then she's like, no, I haven't got anything. And I checked it again and I looked at the group chat and my heart sunk. Lost the mood. Of course. And then I think like, I didn't say anything. I deleted it. But I think

it was too late. My mum already left the group chat. She didn't say anything. She just left. She just up and left. Your mum's out of there. She's out of there so quick. She's like, I've got a virus on my phone. So have you guys ever addressed it? No.

Me and my sister do. Me and my sister can't find a good relationship like that. Oh my God, Anonymous. That is like the 2022 equivalent of when you used to use dial-up internet

and your mum would walk in and be like, what are you looking at? That's why you browse on the street. Except you've sent it directly to her. Okay, thank you, Anonymous. That's very honest of you. Thank you. sent it directly to her Okay, thank you Anonymous That's very honest of you

Thank you William's here Kia ora William Hi William How's it going? Good, thank you William, tell us the situation What went down?

Okay, well I was in the shower And my wife was in the next room And I thought it would be Just to get her attention To come shower with me I thought I'd send a snapchat Okay And my hands were wet in the shower be just to get her attention to come shower with me. I thought I'd send a Snapchat. Okay.

My hands are wet in the shower. I don't know if my best friends were because I sent a Snapchat so it worked. Who was? Wait, who was? My boss. And yeah, let's just say my wet hands. Male or female boss? Male. Okay.

Slightly better. Is it? Yeah, and I just sent, and I only sent to him, no one else. And then I sent him a text straight after saying, do not look at that. And he said, too late, what the hell? Without revealing too much, William, because it was all about context, right? Can you tell us what kind of industry you work in? I'm a farmer.

Oh, okay. What? That makes it better. Well, I'm just thinking if he's like a lawyer or something, the guy's like, see you in court. Oh, God. William, you poor bugger. What was it like the first time after this happened,

the first time you had to have a conversation in person with him? It was not too bad. The first thing he said to me was, I'm glad you have more clothes on. Gee. Thanks, Will. Be careful out there, everybody. So did the boss ever end up coming in for a shower with William, is what I want to know.

We were just talking before, by the way, about when you accidentally sent the wrong message to the wrong person. Yes. Someone texted us and said, a workmate sent a full-fledged DP to all of our staff on Snapchat. There were about 30-odd people in the Snapchat group. Oh, no. You'd want to hope it was your best one.

You think that's the key to it? Yeah, like, I mean, if it's happened, it's happened. Don't Snapchat your employees. I think that's the moral of the story here. Well, obviously they didn't do it on purpose. No, don't Snapchat them at all for risk of this happening. Get your employees off Snapchat. Far out.

I just feel like that's what email's for. Anyway, we have different ways of looking at things. It's better to email DP. Yeah, it's higher res. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger.

Right, this is where we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday. Then we'll play one in full. Let's start with Melissa this afternoon. Good afternoon, Melissa. Hello, Mel. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you?

How was your long weekend? Pretty busy, actually. We had visitors on Saturday night and on Sunday for lunch. Oh, nice. Oh, how good, Melissa. Okay, well, let's do birthday bang and what's your birthday? 4th of February, 73. That means you were 16 in 1989.

And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at number one. Phil Collins. Poptastic Phil Collins. That's vintage Phil Collins. Do you like this? Two Hearts by Phil Collins? Oh, it's okay.

It's all right, eh? I like it. It's definitely not his best song, but yeah, it's all right. Do you think that's where Laura Daniel and Joseph Moore got the name for their group from? Two Hearts? Is that from this song? Maybe.

Maybe, eh? Maybe. Let's get another one on for Georgia. Hi, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hello. Hi. What did you get up to for your long weekend?

Not much, to be fair. Nothing. You did nothing at all? Three days, you did nothing. Didn't even go outside and look at the Matariki cluster. Oh, I did that. Oh, there you go. There you go.

There's a highlight. We all did that, didn't we? Georgia, well, this will count as something you did on your long weekend. We'll just say it did. What's your birthday? 16th of November, 2001. All right. That means you were 16 in 2017.

And on the 15th of November in 2017, this was number one. Banger from Post Malone. Is that five years old, that song? Right You like that, Georgia? Yeah, it's a pretty good one You like Post Malone? Yes, I think it's good

I don't mind a bit of posting Okay, one more for Luigi Hi, Luigi Hi, Luigi G'day How you going? How's it going, guys? Good, mate

How are you doing? I love your name. Obsessed. Oh, fantastic. Let me take a wild swing here. Are you possibly Italian? That is but correct. Yeah, I'm...

Luigi, quesasicchion, bananizio. What? What? We'll talk about it off air, Luigi. We'll talk about it off air. The problem there is I think he understood you. You got me caught there, my dear girl. What's your birthday, Luigi?

The 26th of September, 1970. Ah, cuesta si. You were 16 in 1986. And on your 16th birthday, this was top of the chart. I'm your Venus. I'm your fire. I'm your fire. Ah, the song from the Shaver commercial. This was top of the chart. Oh, the song from the shaver commercial.

I feel like this suits you, Luigi. Oh, this is cool. I can see a lady in the shower using a Gillette razor to shave her legs. Hey, it's not me, Luigi. Luigi, I'm going with you this afternoon, mate. That's my vote. Venus Bananarama. I'll vote for that one because I don't want to vote for the other two.

Hey, Luigi. Congratulations. You're our birthday bagger winner this afternoon. Thanks, guys. Well done. Luigi, balesima, mate. Ciao. Balesima. Thanks, guys. Well done. Luigi, bellissima, mate. Ciao. Bellissima.

Ciao, mate. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger. Brian Clint. ZNM, Brian Clint. From what year? 1986.

I believe so. That's Bananarama, believe it or not. Banger. It's Venus. I reckon that's my favourite Bananarama song. Me too. Oh, what about that other song they've got? This shit is bananas.

Oh no, that's Gwen Stefani. No, that's Bananarama too. Hey, they should do a remix. Yeah, they should do a collab. That'd be great. Taking out Post Malone and Phil Collins. I do love this song too. Shout out to the great Phil Collins.

It reminds, this song reminds me of Hugh Grant for some reason. I think it's that movie he did with Drew Barrymore. Oh, yeah. Do you know the movie I'm talking about? Nah. Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore. I thought she only did movies with Adam Sandler.

Yeah, I know, right? Hugh Grant. It was quite a cute movie and he plays a washed up pop star from the 80s. Okay. And they write like a modern day song, a pop song. It's called Music and Lyrics, it's called. Was it a big movie? Yeah, it was pretty big.

Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, it was like in cinemas and stuff. Was this in that? Anyway, the music that he did in the 80s that they've obviously made for the film sounds like this. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Bree and Clint. Look, my relationship with my mum is, we go through ups and downs, but at the end of the day, she's my favourite person in the whole world.

And there's good reason for that. It's because I know that she would probably do anything for me. And? Because she puts up with everything that you do. And she would probably do anything for me. And? Because she puts up with everything that you do to her. And she has to put up with me. It's unconditional love. To her. You know? When she was here about a week ago,

I remembered this trend that was going around TikTok where people were pranking someone in their life, normally their parents, where they would call them up and they'd say they'd just been pulled over by the police, they'd been speeding, and they told the police that their parent had had a fall. Yeah. And so they were rushing home and the police were following them.

So then their parent had to fake a fall then because they thought the police would come. To follow through with the lie. So the kid could get out of the ticket. Yes. Look, I really had to dig deep. I went somewhere where I felt like I really sounded in distress when I called my mother.

But here's the audio of me making the call and then what happens when I got home. Take a listen. Okay, I need to be in distress. Yeah, mate? Mum? Yeah? Mum, I've just been pulled over by the police.

Yeah? I was speeding and I was going... No, listen to me for a second. I was speeding and then they asked me why I was speeding and I panicked because of how fast over i was going and i told them that you had had a fall at home and i was rushing to get home so now they're following me can you please pretend like you've had a fall because they're following me now okay okay okay all right mom mom where are you! Where are you? Mum, where are you?

Those bloody chairs! Are you laughing? It's a prank. We are! Gonna kill you. Good to know that Lancey would go to help me. What was your train of thought around this? Well, I was sitting on there and I've gone to lean over to grab my phone

and it slipped and I've gone off. That poor woman is a saint, honestly. Isn't she the best type of human in the whole world? She was so calm after you revealed it too. Like I would have up sticks and left. She was. Because she would have cooked you dinner that night too. I would have gone like stuff you. Deal with your own dinner.

You know the key thing right is the key thing when I told her about it she asked no questions did she? She just goes yep got it. I'm on it. She's your ride or die. She's my ride or die forever. If you want to see the video and what my mom had

created she created a whole backstory about why she slipped it's fake blood on the floor i mean she'd put special effects makeup on now it's on our brain clint facebook page or instagram right now go have a look um do i recommend doing it to your parent? No. Because, you know, some of them can get quite upset. I'm going to buy you a book for Christmas. It's called The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Just so you know. Never read it. No, I can clearly see you haven't read it.

There is some weird people on the internet, but I feel like TikTok is turning these people into celebrities. I'm a snake. Yeah, the snake guy's an OG. I'm a thnak. He's a YouTube weirdo. I saw him on TikTok, though, the other day where he was like, it's him now, and he goes, oh, it was nine or ten years ago.

People aren't going to remember it. And then it cuts to that clip, and I was like, oh, my God, that's the guy. Yeah, the thnak guy. I'm a thnak. The guy I came across goes by the name XP Movement. His name is Nathaniel Nolan, and he is spending an entire year walking around on all fours.

That's it. That's his entire content stream. He walks around like a dog on all fours, and he has not, not walked around on all fours for almost 310 days. Wait, so is he going to work like this? Is he going to the supermarket? not walked around on all fours for almost 310 days. Wait, so is he going to work like this? Is he going to the supermarket? Slash, we're living in COVID times.

Was it the best time to pick to do this? And does he wear gloves? Well, from what I can tell, he doesn't wear gloves. He doesn't have hand shoes. Here's a little bit of the walking on all fours guy from TikTok. This is day 300 of walking on all fours every day i started off with some laps and i still can't believe how much more smooth this looks and feels i think i'm really starting to get the hang of it he his forearms are freaking enormous he's recently graduated to running on all fours he does like a

gallop i've seen it and you gotta say, he does make it look quite good. I mean, he's been doing it for 300 days. It's creepy as all sin. He moves kind of like a silverback gorilla, do you think? Yeah, kind of. Silverback gorillas are fast. Yeah. So, yeah, kind of like that.

He has enormous forearms. His arm strength is huge. His arms look like legs, which they would. But does he have to go to a chiropractor? What's the deal? Yeah, because our bodies for many hundreds of years have not been built. We've evolved to be upright. Yeah.

He's literally going against evolution with this. And yet, he has almost one million followers on TikTok now of people who want to watch this guy who exclusively walks on all fours like a silverback gorilla. I mean, it's very interesting to watch. I'll give him that. It is quite interesting. But I do worry. What's the worst situation you can think of?

Nightclub? Public bathroom. Oh, public bathroom. All fours on a public bathroom? No. And what does he do? Does he cock a leg to pee in the urinal? No.

No, thank you. He's a 10, but he walks on all fours. He's a 2. 3. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM. He's a two.