ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th June 2023

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

Bree Tomasel: Honorary Kiwi - bungy jump. Nip slips. Bree had a fall. Illegal Italian activities. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Tuesday. Brie has been out questing for New Zealand citizenship today. I'm fighting hard because I feel like I need to prove my worth. I need to show. Five years as a freeloader in this country. It's finally time to pay your dues. And I haven't even paid

any tax. I know. Isn't that good? That is the downside of doing the citizenship challenge. I then have to start paying taxes. Backdated. Yeah, I know. To 2018. Oh, it's going to be rough. But, you know know I'll do it Just for the title

Yeah The honour of the title Of Honorary Kiwi Yeah Yeah Okay Well I'll see the bill first And then I'll decide

We're going to tax the shit out of you We're like the Green Party Mate I think I get In all seriousness I think I get taxed more Yeah you would Yeah So today Today's challenge was To jump off the Auckland Harbour Bridge.

How did Brie go? We're going to play you a highlights package of that in the next 15 minutes. But she's high up there. It's so high. It's so much higher than you think. You look at it and you're like, oh, yeah, silly old bridge. When you're standing up there. Quite high.

Oh, it's high. Turns out pretty high bridge. When you're standing up there Quite high. It's high. Turns out pretty high bridge and the scariest part is that the whole bridge shakes when a big truck goes over. I don't mean, look if anyone from Waka Kotahi is listening, I don't mean to be rude but that bridge

does not look good from underneath. There's like caution tape everywhere everything's rusty. If you're listening to us driving over the Auckland Harbour Bridge right now, when Bree and I were underneath it, we looked up and you can see through parts of it. You can see the sky through the bridge. Yeah, where they added on the two extra lanes. Yeah.

It was an afterthought. Anyway, Bree was bungeeing off it today. You'll find out how that went in 15 minutes. Plus, we got two amazing prizes to give away. Not only do we have Charlie Puth tickets at 4 o'clock with Puth or Deer, we're going to give away a double pass to Paramore live in New Zealand this afternoon. That got announced today. If you want to win that, all you've got to do is text Paramore to 9696.

It's pretty easy, pretty simple. Text through Paramore now. We will be calling someone back at five o'clock. I'm so happy about this concert announcement. Me too. How much Paramore do you think we can get away with playing today?

I think about eight songs. Yeah, about eight or nine? Yeah, add them to the playlist. I don't think Ross Boss will notice. If you're keen to play Tradie vs Lady with us right now, why don't you give us a call on 0800-DIAL-ZM. We need one tradie and one lady who want to play this game with us. The text coming through for Paramore is wild. Oh, we better play something.

Yeah, I think we should. I think we better. I think the text machine just shows. People want Paramore. Call us to play Tradie vs. Lady. Text us to win your Paramore tickets. It's all on. It's the Brianne Clint Show on ZM.

Brianne Clint. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. For that though, we've got to do tradie versus lady. We play this every day at the start of our show, and it's where the tradies take on a lady, and we give you the score update.

The tradies on 51 wins for the year. The ladies on 57. Let's go to our lady first calling in from the capital. She's 32, and she had a call with the police yesterday. Okay. What did you do, Katie? I didn't actually do anything. I just had a phone call from them telling me that they found a stolen car that was registered in my name, which I didn't know about.

No. Oh, my God. How would it have been registered in your name? I have no idea because I assume they need my licence details. Buzzy G. From what I know you can register a car in anyone's name.

Can you? Yeah. There you go. You just go and fill the form out. There's a story about a guy who bought a car registered it in his ex-girlfriend's name

and then went and parked it at the airport for two months. That snake. Let's meet your competition today. They're calling in from Taranaki. They're 34 and they set an alarm to play Tradiverse Lady today. Congratulations.

You made it through, Steve. G'day, Steve. How's it going? We love the Naki and we love that you set an alarm for this game. Have you played before? No, I've just heard it being played heaps

and I've missed out on getting through. Awesome. Perfect. Now you're here. It's your time to shine. 50 bucks. Thanks to KFC. On the line.

First person to get three answers correct wins it. Your buzzers are tradie and lady. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Gas is going up 29 cents. Yes, Steve. First of July.

I mean, it was worth a shot. We hadn't asked the question yet. It was worth a shot. Katie, that means you get a free shot. I'll finish the question. It's going up 29 cents at the end of the month. When the fuel subsidy ends, name a petrol station here in New Zealand.

Gas. Oh, yeah, GAS. Yeah, we'll give you that. Nice work. You're on the board with one. Question number two. Which actor did Ashton Kutcher replace on the TV show Two and a Half Men? Cody.

Yes, Steve. Charlie. Yeah. Nice work, Steve. You're on the board too. It is one apiece. Charlie Sheen is the correct answer. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Dave. Paramore. It is, of course, Paramore. Paramore Day. Keep those texts coming through. Paramore to 9696 if you want to double pass. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Katie.

Question number four. What is the most expensive spice in the world? Is it star anise? Ladies. Yes, Katie. Turmeric. Incorrect. I'll finish the question.

You get a free shot at it, Steve. Is it star anise, saffron or vanilla bean? Saffron. He's got it. You've done the Naki Proud, Steve, and you got $50 cash. Mate, first thing, first serve. Gotta rip first time, too.

We love it, Steve. Enjoy. It's day two of Brie's quest to become an honorary Kiwi. Brie Thomasel. It's day two of Brie's quest to become an honorary Kiwi. Brie Thomasel. Honorary Kiwi. Yesterday you scaled the Sky Tower, climbed the stairs, all 1,260 of them. How's the calves? I actually, um, yeah, no, it's sore. Is it sore?

A little bit, but not too bad. Not too bad? Not too bad. I'm feeling pretty good, feeling fresh. I feel like I'm in the headspace where I am on a mission. Yeah. I am a woman with a plan. Yeah. And get out of my way. You feel like you could do anything, right? Yeah. Well, today's challenge was to cross the Harbour Bridge to the highest point and bungee jump offer. Seeing as the modern bungee jump was invented by AJ Hackett, a New Zealander,

we thought, hey, you've got to do one. It's a Kiwi. To get your honorary citizenship, you've got to do a bungee jump. Kiwi icon. I feel like they should put that on the actual citizenship criteria. Just AJ Hackett bungee jumping? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just to give some background on me personally, heights are something I really, really struggle with. Yeah. Like, always have will never get over it. Absolutely terrified. I offered to tandem with you because I know it's a big deal for you. I offered to tandem with you today when we weighed in at the AJ Hackett bungee today. They said we were too heavy

together. It was no deal. We were only 25 kgs over. Oh, yeah. Just a little bit extra. It's winter. It was no deal. We were only 25 kgs over. Oh yeah, just a little bit extra. It's winter. It's winter weight. Yeah, exactly right. Can I say too when I... I had heavy shoes on. Yeah, me too. Me too. When I realised, because I'm mentally prepared.

I'm going to do a tandem with Clint. I'm not going to have to jump. He'll jump and I'll just kind of go with him. Yeah, nearly had a panic attack and then had to regroup to be like, oh my God, I'm going to have to do this by myself. Well, how did Brie go? Bungee jumping off the harbour bridge?

This is very good. Oh no. This is us at 8.30 this morning. It's day two of Brie's quest to become an honorary Kiwi. How are you feeling? I think she said good. Hey Brie, look down. Oh, I can't.

I just, I can't look down at all. We're currently at the top of the Auckland Harbour Bridge and Brie is simulating birth. I assume that's nerves. Yeah, that's just nerves. My head hasn't fully caught up yet that I'm doing it, so I don't actually feel that nervous yet. All right, let's do it.

Okay. Am I coming down? Oh, no, this is it. You got this. Oh, my God. Yeah, you got it. You got a couple more steps. I'm going to cry.

I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. Oh, my God. Okay, three, two, one. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus! Oh Jesus! Oh! I want my mum!

Oh! Oh! I also went off into my mouth! Oh my god! That's horrible! Oh my god! Get me up! Oh my god!

Oh! Oh my god! Take me back up! Here she comes! Here she comes. Here she comes. I can see her. Oh, God. You did it.

Just a quick question. Not related. Do they sell underwear in the kiosk? Oh, my God. That was so... Oh, dear, my... All right, two down. How do you feel?

Oh, God. I feel so much better. Damn. I was shitting my pants. She did it. And if anyone was wanting to know, no, they don't sell spare underwear at the gift shop there, at the AJ Hackett Bungie.

Ella's in the process of cutting a video for this. It's going to be on our social media after 5 o'clock this evening. But are you ready to find out what you're doing tomorrow? I feel like, yeah, no, hit me with it because or else, you know, I'm going to think about it too much. All right, the bungee is done. The Sky Tower is done. What is tomorrow's challenge?

Kiwis love sport and we're damn good at it, so you'll need to be good at it too. Challenge three is to defend the goal against a New Zealand football firm. Tomorrow morning at North Harbour Stadium, you will be in goal defending Ava Collins. I'm so glad I've never ever even played a minute of goalkeeper and I'm going against one of the best footballers in the world. She plays for the New Zealand Football Ferns

and she is in camp for the World Cup right now. Oh, jeez. Hence why we're going to North Harbour Stadium where they are training. Look at her. Look how fit she is. Oh, she's so fit. She looks like a weapon. I'm definitely going to cop a ball to the face.

Oh, I shouldn't have said that. You'll be in goal. You'll be in goal until you successfully defend one. We could be there all morning. And we're willing to do that for you, for your citizenship. I'm going to get so injured. You're going to smash it. And then you'll be able to join us on Friday at the Lula Inn for the big party.

We're broadcasting live from three to seven this Friday at the Lula Inn. And everyone's welcome to come down. Yes, we'd love to see you come down for a drink and to celebrate, hopefully. I've got long limbs. Yeah, you've got long limbs. I'm made to be a goalkeeper. Just put that torso on the line.

I've just got to pick a side to dive and just stick with it. Bree and Clint. This morning I had a bit of an embarrassing moment at the dog park because it's been raining a lot here in Auckland and anyone with dogs that go to dog parks will know that if it's been raining a lot, dog parks are a muddy nightmare.

The dogs get dirty, normally you get dirty. The dogs love it too. And the dogs just eat it up. They run through the puddles and they're living their best life. But you know, sometimes you don't always have the time to then wash them. So it's not the best. Anyway, after we went and did the bungee jump this morning, I had to race home, pick up my dogs and take them for, you know, a run down at the dog park. So I've got them and we went down to the dog park and we had a good run around and my shoes were muddy and they were just covered in mud,

but, you know, everything was all good. And we went for a bit of a walk around this hill. And as I've come back down to near where the car park is, there's kind of a bit of a steep hill. Normally that's the way I go because it's like a shortcut and you can go straight down the hill. The dogs get a drink of water and you go home. Anyway, this morning, I was like, sweet, I'm running late.

I'll go down the hill, shortcut, get out of here, all good. I didn't estimate how wet, muddy and slippery it would be on the hill. And when I say I must have looked like a baby giraffe. So I've got two of my dogs on the lead. They're pulling and I'm trying to like go down this hill real slowly so I don't slip. Yeah, you're putting your weight back on your heels. Exactly. And I've got the dogs pulling me and I'm going real slow and I'm getting down.

I'm like, sweet, I'm going to be all good. And then, you know, you have kind of a bit of a slip and you're like, oh, it's going to be bad, but I regained it. And then the worst thing ever happened and I slipped and I slipped hard and I landed straight on my bum and slid, I'm not joking, like four metres down this hill. The dogs are pulling me down like I'm a bloody on a mush, like mushing dog sleigh.

Yeah. And I've slid way down. I've got mud all up the back of me, all down my tights. It's all over my shoes. And I literally, the first thing I do is I think, I hope no one saw me. Yeah. Because I was real embarrassed.

The embarrassment of it, yeah. I'm by myself and I'm like, it's just, I don't know why you get embarrassed, but I was like, I'm so embarrassed. Oh, no, that middle-aged lady's had a fall. Don't call me middle-aged. And I've looked up and I was like, oh, I think I'm all good. And then I hear out of the corner of my ear some guy in the car park way down goes,

are you all right? And I've looked over and I went, yeah, I'm all good. And he goes, because damn, that was funny. Because I've got a video of it and I'm wondering if I could post it on TikTok. And then I kind of just sat there in the mud. And then to make things worse, my dog, Meryl Streep, thought I was hurt or she didn't know what was going on. So then she's run at me and jumped on me.

So then I had mud all down the front, all down the back. I think you're going to say she started licking all the mud off your butt. No, well, I wish. That would have helped. That would have been helpful. Is it the same hill that former producer Ben went down after we made him race your dog Whitney at the park that time? It's the same one, eh?

The legit. He went down it in grey track pants and it looked like he'd shit himself. Oh my God, it's the same hill. It's the same one, eh? The legit. He went down it in grey track pants and it looked like he'd shit himself. Oh, my God. It's the same hill. It's the same hill. It's the exact. Oh, my God. Same hill, same dog.

Same hill, same dog. That hill strikes again. Oh, well, you've cleaned up all right. And you don't smell like mud. Yeah, and I had to have a full shower. Yeah. You're getting a full body work over at the moment. Mate, I know.

You did your calves in the Sky Tower. Your ankles on the bungee jump. Ankles. Your buttocks. Yep. On the work over at the moment. Mate, I know. You did your calves in the Sky Tower. Your ankles on the bungee jump. Ankles. Your buttocks. Yep. On the slide. On the old hill slide. And tomorrow you're going to take a football to the face.

So I've got all my bases covered. Everybody loses a bit of balance later in life, you know. Oh shit, I've had a fall. You've had a fall. Bree and Clint. Beyonce has narrowly avoided a nip slip live in concert. Told you it was big. Are you saying she has big nipples?

Oh, no, no. Be careful. I don't know. I haven't seen Beyonce's nipples because she narrowly avoided the nip slip. I have seen this video doing the rounds. It was one of the backup dancers that came to her aid, wasn't it? Yeah, she's performing in Hamburg in Germany. This Beyonce show looks incredible.

It looks so good. I want to go to it so bad. In this hand, I've got double pass to Taylor Swift. Don't ask me that question. In this hand, I've got a double pass to Beyonce. Which show are you going to? You can only go to one. Oh, I haven't seen either of them.

I've never managed to get tickets to either. Well, then that's the perfect question. That's so mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are one ticket... They're the same. They're both tickets on the floor. Great spot. Taylor Swift. Really? Yeah. Three hour show.

Yeah, right. Probably one of the best shows that I'll ever see. Right, so you're going for quantity over quality. That is not true. Just kidding, Swifties. Beyonce's performing this song in the video. She's dancing around in this amazing pink sequined outfit. She's got sunglasses on. And, you know, as you're moving around, stuff is moving.

Moving around. And it's moving around. Yeah. It's got like a halter neck on the top which crosses over and there's a split where the, I'm so awkward about this, where the boobies are. Let's just put it this way. There's a lot of options for the nipple to escape.

Could have gone, yes, you're right. In this top, it could have come out left or right. Or up or down. I mean, it could have come out anywhere. Yeah. One of the dancers, she's got these twins that dance in her show. They're called Le Twins. Yeah, they're so, so good.

Spots it. She doesn't know, as is quite often the case with a nip slip. She doesn't know it's happening. The twins spots it. They can't feel them. Some people can't feel them. Really? I can't feel, yeah. I mean, yeah. Some people can't feel them. Can't feel your nips? Not really. Really?

Pretty, pretty like. What about a nipple cripple? Like I could, yeah, kind of, but it doesn't do that much. Oh, that's a superpower. Yeah, I feel like. Mine are so sensitive. I feel like you're either in the super sensitive camp. Me.

Or the can't really feel much. Yeah, wow. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Okay, well, Beyonce hasn't commented on how much feeling she has in her nipples, but one of the dancers spots it's coming out, grabs her by the wrist, spins her as if it's a dance move, and kind of covers her all in one fluid motion, pulls her top across, puts her hand over it.

I mean, that's the kind of backup dance that you'd want. That is, that person is on Beyonce's tour for life. I need a raise. Because every person in the crowd had their phone pointed at Beyonce and every person would have had video of a nip slip. It's not the end of the world, but I'm sure you don't want that. Free the nip. You don't want that out there, do you?

I'd say free the nip. But it would have made the concert go viral, wouldn't it? Let's bring back that hashtag, I say. Hashtag free the nip. Yeah. You should be going hashtag feel the nip. Shouldn't you? I just want to feel something.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. I just want to feel something. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I just want to feel anything. Yeah. Okay. It's getting dark. I want to talk about accidental nip slips this afternoon

and when it's happened to you. Much like this Beyonce situation, I had this with one of our former producers, who I won't name, but let's just say it was Ben. It wasn't Ben. We were at Electric Avenue earlier this year. Yeah.

And a whole strap of their top fell off while they were talking to somebody and the whole thing was hanging down. There was a whole buzzy hanging out. It had a chicken fillet on it, but the whole buzzy was hanging out. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. It was skin-coloured though. That's like, so?

They carried on talking and I just walked over, slipped the top back up, and they didn't even notice. They didn't notice the top had come down. They didn't notice I'd put the top back up. Not a big deal. A chicken fillet, that's like heaps of protection. That's pretty much like wearing a bikini. Oh, okay.

You know? All right. Like, because you can't see through the chicken fillet, can you? No, you can't. No. No. Yeah. You know, one time I went to a dress fitting and the woman told me to wear the bra that I was going

to be wearing with the dress. Yeah. And so I wore, it's like a lacy bra, you know, quite a lacy kind of see-through-y kind of bra. Yeah. And I kind of forgot that point and then she was like, oh, can you like get undressed and try this on or whatever? And I realised as she was like doing all these adjustments that my buzzies and my nips were just pretty much out.

The headlights were on. Yeah, because my nips kind of went into one of the holes of the lace. I felt so awkward. Not for me, I felt awkward for her that she had to have... She's adjusting the dress and she's going,

oh, I forgot my pin cushion. And you're like, just stick them straight in my nips. I can't feel anything in there anyway. Can't feel a thing. Not one thing.

Oh, and you're like, $100 at M or text 9696. We want to hear your nip slip stories this afternoon. Brie and Clint. Beyonce has narrowly

avoided nip slip. Narrowly avoided your nip-slip stories this afternoon. Brie and Clint. Beyonce has narrowly avoided nip-slip. Narrowly avoided a nip-slip. Dancing to this song and singing in Hamburg, Germany. And one of them decided, hey, I want to be part of the show. I want to be free. I don't know if it was Kelly or Michelle. I don't know which one was trying to get out. Oh, you know.

Do you reckon she's named her boobs Kelly and Michelle? Oh, they're Destiny's children, aren't they? No, that's Blue Ivy. Oh, Blue Ivy is Destiny's child. Yeah. Yeah. J or Z? Yeah, I reckon, yeah, maybe J or Z.

One of them was like, hey, let me out. But it was narrowly avoided. Or double Z. Double Z. Double Z. Double J. Let's ask people, when did you have a nip slip incident? Sarah's called up. G'day, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi. What happened? I dived into a pool and my bikini come off when I resurfaced. Oh. And I saw it fading away. Yeah. Oh, no, Sarah. Because it's quite common for it just to slide down when you dive into the pool. and I saw it fading away and yeah. Wait,

you saw it, because it's quite common for it just to slide down when you dive into the pool. Yeah, it's very common. You saw the whole thing float away. Yeah,

and then I had to go back under and come back up and yeah, try and put it on without anybody seeing besides the lifeguard. Hey,

Sarah, isn't it the worst? I remember a girlfriend of mine, we were all at the beach and the waves were quite hectic and she had a triangle bikini on, which as women will know, is not sturdy at all. No, there's no structural integrity to a triangle bikini. She dove under a wave and it took her top clean off. And then I remember she grabbed this big load

of seaweed and then kind of walked herself into her towel. It was not a good time. Like some kind of Loch Ness monster. Pretty much. Did the ocean claim her bikini? Was it gone? It was gone. Could not find it. At least you got yours back, Sarah, I guess. Yeah, at least, yeah.

It was a good thing. Poor Sarah. Very brave of you to call up. Thank you. We've got another Sarah, I guess. Yeah, at least, yeah. It was a good thing. Okay, thank you. Poor Sarah. Very brave of you to call up. Thank you. We've got another Sarah on the phone. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi.

You had an incident with a nip slip at SeaWorld. Yeah, so I was on a roller coaster. It was one you sort of sat on and leant over and got off, and I had my 11-year-old daughter with me, and we're like, oh, look, I have a look at the photo and I walk around the corner and the photo's up on the full screen and there's my boob. Yeah.

In the photo? In the photo that everybody goes through the tourist bit and you buy a printed out photo? Yeah. Oh, my God. God, people got their money's worth at SeaWorld that day, didn't they? Well, I didn't buy it and nor did the husband, so.

Oh, I was going to say, surely you spent $24 on that one. That's worth getting. Yeah, so it was pretty, I got out of there pretty fast. What did you see at SeaWorld? Sarah, can you imagine? Because there's people that obviously have to sit there and put the photos up on, you know. No, it'd be automatic, wouldn't it?

You reckon? Yeah. Oh. I hope it's automatic. I hope the bloody intern wasn't like, oh, this lady's titties out. I'm going to put that on the TV for everyone to see. I'm going to put that one in my safe.

I thought it was maybe a bit of Aussie Kiwi rivalry going on. Oh, yeah. I see what you're saying. Yeah, okay. Thank you, Sarah. Emma's here. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma.

Emma, are you with us? I am, yeah. Oh, there you are. Yeah, okay. Thank you, Sarah. Emma's here. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Emma, are you with us? I am. Oh, there you are. Yeah, we got you. Tell us about your nip slip. I managed to flash both of them, all of them, to an entire theatre. How did you manage that? I was performing in a Rokuhara shadow cast,

and at the very end, when we were doing the time walk, the laundry and the cups were a little bit too big and they were laced and they worked their way under my boobs. I know the dance you're talking about. Let's do the time walk. And you put both hands above your head, is that the bit? Yeah, and jumping. And it would have been probably three quarters of the way through the song before I looked at my friends

and they were laughing and pointing. Oh, Emma. You need some backup dancers like Beyonce. I need bigger boobs. Is that what it is? Okay, yeah, that'd help too. Well, I can't help you out with that one. Emma's like, I literally can never wear a boob tube again.

It's just a tube. It's just a tube. Who ever wears it? It's time to get classical, but I feel like I've lost my intro cord. Oh, no. I feel like I've lost my special button. We're a bit frazzled over here today. You know, we're putting in the mahi.

We've been doing a bit of things. Bree jumped off a bloody harbour bridge, so. You know, it's still, I mean, still a well-oiled machine. Yeah, there's a lot going on. There's just a few creaks. That was seamless. Yep. That was seamless. I. That was seamless.

I've been doing this for a long time, and that was about as seamless as it gets. It's called Radio Padding, and that's how it's done. It's our game where we try and guess popular songs done in classical style. And Claudia runs the game. Kia ora, Claude. Hi, Claude. Hello. Guess what?

I've got a theme today. Oh, okay. Which I don't usually do for this game. I figured since we're doing Brie Thomaselle Honorary Kiwi and celebrating all things Kiwi, I'm going to give back a little bit. And these are all Australian artists. Oh, okay.

Interesting. Australian artists done in classical style. Classical form. Yeah. I hope Kylie Minogue's in there. Like drinking champagne out of an old boot. Wow. So like you said.

Warm beer in a plastic glass. I've taken well-known songs and turned them into classical songs. You just need to give me the artist name and the song name. Buzz in with your name if you know what it is. Three. Three. Land Down Under? Yeah. Bye. Three. Land Down Under? Yeah.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Down Under by Men At Work? Yeah. I didn't know which version. There's the remix. Did you think the orchestra was doing the lewd version?

Yeah, I thought they would see where the confusion came from. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Well, that's one point to Clint. And half a point to Brie. Here's another one. Brie.

Youngblood, Five Sauce. Yeah. Oh, they are Australian, yeah. Mostly. Even though they try not to be Australian with their fake American accents. Yeah, they always put on the weird fake accents. Yeah. Here's a tip, Five Sauce. People quite like the Australian accent.

Look at Chris Hemsworth. Yeah. Yeah. Just stick with it. Don't mess with it. All right, one apiece. Yeah, we're at tiebreaker. All right.

Good luck, everyone. These are Australian songs done in classical style. Clint. Clint. Clint. That's hardly classical. That was Kylie Minogue and... Oh, do you know the name? I do.

Her song, Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. No, it's not called that. I'm spinning around. No, it's Can't Get You Out of My Head. Can't Get You Out of My Head. Yes! No, it's Can't Get You Out of My Head. Can't Get You Out of My Head. Can we hear how classical that original was?

Kylie was the classical part. Yeah, that's a violin. Banger. All you said was classicals. All you need is a violin. No, I like it. I think it's great. Crushed said was classicals. All you need is a violin. No, I like it. I think it's great. Crushed it.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. This voucher that I told you about, 40-year-old voucher that someone has managed to redeem. Story's amazing. I love stories like this. Me too. They lost it, the voucher. They didn't even know that they still had it,

this married couple. You, Bree Thomasel, famously hate vouchers. Hate vouchers. So much so that you don't even spend the ones that you get. Vouchers, a little bit. Are they different from a gift card? I feel like they are. Oh.

I'd say they're different. Yeah. Is it? A voucher, a gift card, and a gift certificate. What's the difference? When I think voucher, a voucher can be, you know, like from KFC you can get a two-for-one deal or, you know, something like that. Whereas a gift card, someone has loaded money onto it

and has just made it so you can only spend it in one place. How many places can you spend your KFC gift card at? No, but that's what I'm saying. Voucher. That's a voucher. Gift card. Different. Okay. This couple that's in the news today, 40 years ago, they stayed at a place called the Mule Buck Hotel.

It's in the States. And when they stayed there, they just got married. stayed at a place called the Mule Buck Hotel. Right. It's in the States. And when they stayed there, they'd just got married. And they were given a gift certificate that said, this certificate says anytime you stay at the Radisson Mule Buck during your anniversary month, your room rate will be the same as it was on your anniversary originally. So in 1983, when they stayed at this hotel,

they paid $38 for their room. God, cheap. The certificate says if you come back here every year on your anniversary, any anniversary, so long as it's the month of your anniversary, it'll be $38 for the rest of your life. Boom, how good. They forgot about the certificate

and just went into a drawer somewhere and they didn't think about it again until very recently and they dug it out and were like, oh my god, I wonder if this thing is still relevant. They looked it up. That hotel that they stayed at in 1983 closed in 1986.

Oh no! And the rooms sat vacant for 37 years. However, in the last 12 months it's been bought by the hotel chain, The Marriott. They've renovated all the rooms. They reopened. So the guy, Tim, emailed the manager with a photo of this gift certificate from 1983

and he said, hey, it's our 40th wedding anniversary. Do you reckon I could still use this thing? We want to come back because you've renovated the place. The rooms rent for $250 a night. Right. And they looked at it and they went, this is pretty cool. Yeah, you can stay here. $38.

For $38? $38 on this 40-year-old gift certificate. What a steal. What a steal. What an absolute steal. It does say at the top that it's a lifetime honeymoon certificate, but that was for a different hotel, technically. Yeah.

So that's really nice of them to honour that certificate. And it's pretty cute for the 40th wedding anniversary, isn't it? And I mean, we're talking about it, so it's good PR. It's good PR. I wonder how many years it stays cute for. You know, like in 15 years' time when Tim calls him up and he's like, I need that $38 room again. He's like, sir.

Tim, we did it as a one-off. Sir. You're really pushing your luck. You're taking the piss. And he's like, it says lifetime. Lifetime guarantee. Lifetime means lifetime.

Anyway, that's cool. It's really neat that a business would honour something like that. Do you reckon it would work if they like broke up and Tim went back on his own

and was like, oh, I just want a room for myself. Or some with some young bird. With some other, yeah, some other woman. They're like, sir, your wife looks very different. He's like, the voucher says lifetime. And I need a spa pool in the room this time. Nah, that's

her. Cheryl, say it's you. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday. Birthday banger. This is the spot on the show where you can call us, tell us your birthday, and we'll tell you what was the number one song when you were living it up when you turned 16.

I already know we have three absolute rippers on birthday banger today. There's some good ones today. Look at the list we're in for a treat. So let's start with Holly. Kia ora, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, how are you going? Good, mate.

How was your day? Completely nuts, actually. I'm pretty happy to be leaving work. Oh, really? Just full on? Yeah, very full on. Oh, well, good to have you here. You're on your way home.

The finish line is in sight, but let's do your Birthday Banger first. What's your birthday? 27th October October 1987. All right. That means you were 16 in 2003. And on your 16th birthday, Holly, this was number one. Be strong. Be strong.

Be strong. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You got to rip it. Oh, Holly. Banger. Get all the bills. Get your hands up. You got to rip it.

Absolute banger from Fat Man Scoop and Faith Hill. It's Be Faithful. Do you like it? I'm in town for the audience. Yeah, me too. I bet you do. It's a grumpy mole classic. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Amy. Kia ora, Amy. Hi, Amy. Kia ora, guys. Whereabouts are you calling in from today, Amy? I'm from very wet Auckland. Oh, Amy. Kia ora, guys. Whereabouts are you calling in from today, Amy? I'm from very wet Auckland. Oh, it's so wet. It's just rain, more rain, and some more rain.

Soggy doggy. Let's see your birthday banger. Amy, what's your date of birth? 21st of July, 1984. All right, Amy. That means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on that date, this would have been at the top. The Bon Funk MCs, Amy.

That is a good, that's definitely a banger. Such a good one. Definitely a banger. We love it. One of the best Bon Funk MC songs, too. I agree. Probably my favourite. What about you, Amy? Is that your favourite Bon Funk MC songs too. I agree. Probably my favourite. What about you, Amy?

Is that your favourite Bon Funk MC song? Yeah, that's definitely my favourite. I think so, yeah. It's hard to beat it. The top three Bon Funk MC track. Let's do one more for Donna. Hi, Donna. Hi, Donna.

What was the best thing that happened to you today, Donna? Well, I've had a massage. You had a massage? Donna! Okay. Say less. You had a massage and got your nails done? I did.

I did. Jeez. And now you're on birthday banger. I mean, it's hard to pick what is the best. I mean, probably the massage and the nails. But let's do it anyway. What's your date of birth, Donna? 18th of March, 79.

I was thinking it was going to be her birthday. Yeah. You know? It's not. She just lives. Donna just knows how to treat herself. You were 16 in 1995, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. What did I tell you?

Three absolute fingers. The real McCoy, Another Night, Donna. You like it? It's not bad at all. It's not bad at all. I do like it. Pretty bloody good, if you ask me. Pretty bloody good.

I'd definitely be dancing to this one. Yeah, you would, eh? 100%. All three of them, I reckon. But for me, it's Fat Man Scope. That has the vibes, especially for, you know, just... I don't see it come up in Birthday Banger a lot. No.

I have to go with you, which means, Holly, you've taken out Birthday Banger this afternoon. Nice work. Oh, awesome. Thank you. That's great. If you've got a $50 bill, Holly, put your hand up. Unless you're driving the car, then keep both hands on the wheel.

Both hands on the wheel. Also, we're in a cost of living crisis. Ain't nobody got a $50 bill. Yeah, it's more like a $5. Franklin, here's your birthday banger. You're on ZM. ZM. John's in him. I want to ask people this afternoon,

who is the most successful person from your year group at school? Yeah. So like in your year at school, who would you say is the most successful? Who went on to achieve sporting accolades, fame and notoriety. Did they invent a COVID vaccine? I mean, yeah, it could be a bunch of different things. Yeah. It doesn't necessarily mean that they earn the most money or have the most stuff.

You know, it can be a lot of things. Just the person that if you went back to the school. Everyone would be like, oh my God. There'd be a picture of them. Yeah. And in 15 years from now, they'll name a theatre after them. Yeah. Or a new classroom block.

You just know. You know the feeling. You know the vibe. Because everyone would have that same feeling or most people. Like someone just kind of stands out from the group like last week when we asked teachers who their most successful student was and we had people calling in with like three degrees of separation from lord yeah they're like i actually taught lord's brother maths and we're like that you know that counts it does that counts does

count i want to talk about it because there's a guy that I went to school with and I've been following his career, I guess you'd call it, through social media because obviously we all follow each other on social media and I've kind of seen bits and pieces over the years and I think I've talked about him on this show before. He was always this guy that I knew would do some big things. Like he was an entrepreneur. Even when we were young, like he had an esky, I mean a...

Chili bin. A chili bin. Jeez, that Kiwi citizenship was in question just there. And he was selling cans of Coke and other stuff from his locker throughout high school. Anyway, he founded a company when he was 18. And then I believe like in 2016, he sold that company for $30 million. What?

And then... $30 million. And then since then, he got into stocks and he's invested that money. Anyway, there was a post that caught my attention that he posted recently. And it says this. Our newest addition to the family, Impulsive. She's a 130-foot-plus Italian-built super yacht, can sleep 10 and host up to 60 people.

Our eight full-time crew, including chef, will look after you and your guests. Look at it. Oh my God. You say super yacht. Super yacht doesn't do it justice. Yeah. It's mega. It's mega. It's huge. What did you say? 130 foot. It says 130 foot

plus. Oh my God. It's ginormous. Oh my God. It's got its own Instagram page. The yacht has its own Instagram page. I know you're happily shacked up, but is this guy single? No, he's happily married. Oh, right, okay. Yes, happily married with three dogs.

Because you'd be forgiven for sliding in the DMs of someone you went to school with like that and just being like, oh my god, it's been so long, we need to catch up. I don't even know what you've been up to. I haven't followed your Instagram for the last 15 years. What's been happening? Just fill me in.

Top line. That way he's a clear, as far as, the question is who's the most successful person from your year? He wins. Well, yeah, I mean, in that way, he is. But I want you to tell us who you think is the most successful person from your year. There's no one like that from my year. Okay.

No, but say what you said off air. Well, there's my mate David who won Lotto. No, that's not what you said off air. There's my mate Wardy who climbed to Everest Base Camp. No, no, what you said off air. Who was the most successful person from your year at school? I went to broadcasting school with Jack Tame from TVNZ. Does that count?

That's not what you said. Yeah. You remember what you said? No. What did I say? Clint goes. Because I go, who's the most successful person from your year? And Clint goes, you know what? I think it's me. And he was full serious. If you went to school with Clint,

can someone please call up? If you went to school with Clint and can you confirm or deny Clint's claims? No, that's not what I said. I didn't say that. Did you not say that? I swore. He swore. You know what? When the microphones are off,

that's for us. That's for us. I love it though because it was so innocent from you And you're like I think it's me Where's my super yacht I love it I know Where is your super yacht

Coming 0800 dial ZM Or you can text us on 9696 Who is the most successful person from your year at school? Not from your school, from your year specifically. Yeah, in your year. Like everyone will know who is the most successful and why.

I think it's me. Shut up. I didn't even say that. Brian Clint, we'll get you calls on this. Brian Clint. A guy I went to school with has just posted on his Instagram Shut up. Shut up. I didn't even say that. Brian Clint, we'll get your calls on this. Brian Clint. A guy I went to school with has just posted on his Instagram about how he bought a 130-foot-plus super yacht. With eight full-time staff.

He is, that show Below Deck, you know how they film the crew? Yeah. He's the guy that the crew works for. Exactly. They could film a season of Below Deck on his boat, and you went to school with him. Yeah, went to school with him. But you went to the same school. You had the guy that the crew works for. Exactly. They could film a season of Below Deck on his boat and you went to school with him. Yeah, went to school with him. But you went to the same school.

You had the same upbringing as him. You had the same opportunities as him. Okay, okay. You had the same chances as him. Everyone has a different path, all right? Everyone has a different path. We're asking you this afternoon, off the back of that, 0800 dial ZM, who was the most successful person in your year at school?

Caroline's caught up. Hi, Caroline. Hi, Caroline. Hi, how are you? Where'd you go to school first? I'm from the state, so in Seattle, Washington. Okay, interesting. And who was the most successful person in your year? So, I graduated in 2004. So was the most successful person in your year? So, I graduated in 2004. So, the most successful person, he was recently a writer on Grace and Frankie on Netflix. Wait, the Netflix show. He was a writer on that show?

Yeah. So, he was, like, on it the whole time, I think. So, quite important on that show. And he was always just, like, the funniest guy at school, too. Oh, my God. So quite important on that show. And he was always just like the funniest guy at school. What, two? So like nobody's surprised. Do you guys stay in touch? We did for a while.

But the funniest thing about him was that he, so we knew that he was like trying to get things going in Hollywood. And he went a bit viral at our school for leaving his life at the altar and then writing

a TV pilot about it and selling it. I was going to say, you've got to draw on that stuff as a writer, right? You've got to go on your lived experiences. I was going to say, they already did that movie. It was called Runaway Bride and Julie Roberts was in it.

Yeah, but from a male perspective this time, I guess. The man ran away. That's even more awkward because the man is at the front first. That's so cool, Caroline. Thanks for calling through. Someone texted and said, a guy I went to school with, we're asking who's the most successful person from your year. They said, a guy I went to school with is now the private pilot

for Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. But I hooked up with a guy that looks like Justin Trudeau once, so it's pretty close. I mean, that's, you know, potato, potato. Same, same, if you ask me. We've got school classmates of Ryan Crotty, the All Black. Someone else said... We've got Jacinda Ardern's classmates.

Yes, someone else said I went to school with Emma Twigg from our year at Napier Girls High School. Yeah. Olympian. Yes. Pretty impressive. But, Lauren, I feel like you went to school with probably the most famous person out of all these people. Yeah, maybe.

Who was it, Lauren? Well, I'm from Canada, so I went to high school with Drake. What? The Drake? Drizzy Drake? Yep. You went to school with Drake. What? The Drake? Drizzy Drake? Yep. You went to school with Drake? Wow.

Yep. What was Degrassi High like? Oh, well, yes. I didn't actually go to Degrassi but he was pretty up himself for being on TV and thought he was pretty cool. So it kind of hurts to say that he's the most successful. Yeah, by far.

He owns a jumbo jet. Lauren, I love the shade, by the way. Tell us about a teenage Drake. Apart from being a bit up himself because he was on TV, what was he like? His name's Aubrey, right? Yeah, Aubrey. Well, yeah, there's this typical teenage boy

who thought he was the best because he was on Degrassi Junior High and walked around like he owned the place, but kind of... Was he in the popular group, Lauren? Like, was he, you know... He was part of a certain... There was a part of the school that they... Because he was out of school a lot for filming and stuff,

he was in this special kind of group. Right. Yeah. Interesting. If his ego was big back then and he was just on a TV show, can you imagine what his ego must be like now? It would be enormous. When you're walking down a road and you see this billboard

that's covering the entire skyscraper of his face, you're like, okay, fine. Okay, he was right, I guess. Okay, fine. I guess he did kind of well. I guess you are kind of good at Okay, you are kind of good. Time Blink was an okay song. Although still time, Lauren, you could have clipped Drake.

You could still go on to be the most successful person from your year. You never know. Okay. I'm backing you in for the win, Lauren. Don't tell Drake, though. But if you do talk to him, tell him I said hi. Okay. Bree and Clint.

If you want to see Bree's honorary Kiwi challenge for day two, bungee jumping off the Auckland Harbour Bridge, that video is up now. It's on the Bree and Clint Insta, Facebook, TikTok. It's good. You did well. I screamed. I'm so glad we got to tape a microphone onto you

as you fell from the bridge. It cuts out because I'm screaming so loud. Like it peaks so much that it cuts out. It's a good video. You can watch it now on our social media. Hey, I came across this list that I found quite interesting and it was talking about the most popular plastic surgeries in the past 12 months.

Okay. And I thought we could go run through the list. A butt implant still a big thing? The Brazilian butt lift. Is that different to a butt implant or is that the same? I feel like it's the same. Is it? I don't know because I haven't had it.

Probably. It became very popular by the Kardashians, I feel. Have they had a Brazilian butt lift? Well, they say they haven't, but you know how they were all about the big curvy bum. Is that why you need the Brazilian bum bum cream? Yeah, and some people don't have a big curvy bum, so the only way to get a big curvy bum. Is that why you need the Brazilian bum bum cream? Yeah. And some people don't have a big curvy bum. So the only way to get a big curvy bum is...

Squats. ...for a Brazilian butt lift. Or that, yeah. Okay, all right, run us through them. What's hot? What's hot in the cosmetic surgery world? Well, the Brazilian buttock lift is still on the list as one of the popular plastic surgeries to get.

The tummy tuck is around the same on the list as well. Oh, yeah. A lot of people who have lost a lot of weight opt for a tummy tuck, right? Yeah, which I feel go for it, you know, because I think it makes them feel better, their clothes would fit better. And so a lot of people, yeah, opt for the tummy tuck. Some of the more, as I go through the list,

these are the more and more popular ones in the past 12 months. I don't even know how to say this one. I think it's pronounced bleh-ha-o-plasty, bleh-ha-o-plasty. Okay, what is it? It's essentially an eyelid surgery. Oh, yes. Okay. Yeah. I think it's to remove like an eyelid surgery. Oh, yes. Okay. Yeah.

I think it's to remove the bags under your eyes, to make everything tighter around your eyes. No, that's an eye lift, I think. I think the eyelid surgery, a lot of people of Asian descent get it, to make their eyes bigger. It says here, perform to correct or remove bags under the eyes, as well as remove

excess skin and fat above the eyelid. So it's the full... The full Monty. It's the full Monty for the eyes. It's an eye job. Okay, yeah. Pretty much. And then we go into the rhinoplasty, still very popular.

Nose job. More commonly known as a nose job. And then still right up at the top of the list for most popular plastic surgeries is liposuction. Yeah. And did you know it is the most popular male plastic surgery procedure? Liposuction? Yeah.

Really? Did you know that? No. I didn't know that. Yeah. Apparently, yeah, male liposuction is the most popular for men. I've seen videos of liposuction being done. It is brutal.

It looks so rough. It's brutal the way they get in there and they scrape it out with the suction nozzle. I feel like it's, you know when you get a big chicken or a turkey and you're putting garlic butter under the skin? Yeah, you're right. It's kind of like that. I've done a little bit of research into the Brazilian butt lift, if you'd like. Yeah.

Brazilian butt lift reshapes the buttocks in the surrounding region to create a natural and shapely figure. It enhances the shape of your buttocks and waist. In New Zealand, a Brazilian butt lift will cost you between $16,000 and $22,000. That's so expensive, hey? Yeah. But imagine the Instagram posts you could do once you got your new Brazilian bum bum. You couldn't sit down for a year.

One of the more up and coming plastic surgeries in the last 12 months is a forehead reduction. Is that a real thing? Yes. How do you reduce somebody's forehead? It says here, forehead reduction, otherwise called hairline lowering. Oh, okay. production otherwise called hairline lowering oh okay yeah is a surgical procedure used to reduce the vertical width of the forehead having a high hairline or the appearance of a large forehead causes self-consciousness also known as a five head a five head that's what they should call it

stop saying that that's mean you're going to italy later on this year aren't you i know i'm so lucky i'm so excited you've never been to Italy. Never been to the UK. You were going to be... What? Italy's not in the UK. You know what I mean. I'm going to London. Shit a brick. We're going to have to score you up. I meant Europe.

You're going to get to Italy. I've never been to Europe. You're going to get to Italy and you'll go, G'day, Giza. You know what I meant. I meant to say Europe. Where's the question? You're Italian. I meant to say Europe. Everything's different after Brexit.

Anyway, this tourist has been caught performing an illegal activity in Italy that I feel you should be aware of before you go. Okay. I don't feel like you would do this, but you just need to be aware that you can't do it. When you get there, you're going to be overwhelmed by how old everything is and you may want to, I don't know. That's not nice to talk about my parents like that.

You may want to leave your mark on the ancient places that you visit. Oh, someone's vandalised some kind of iconic landmark, haven't they? A tourist has been filmed carving his fiancée's name into the Colosseum. No! In Rome. Yeah. That's so disrespectful. Someone saw him doing it with his car keys.

His car keys? Yeah. And he walked up behind the person and filmed them and sort of tapped them on the shoulder and he turned around and he smiled. He's like, yeah, I'm carving Ivan plus Hayley 23 into the wall of the Colosseum. I'm so angry. Claude, can you Google how old the Colosseum is? My God.

Can you look that up for us? That is ridiculous. Italy's culture minister Gennaro Sangiuliano has tweeted out the video of the man and he's asked for the man to be identified and sanctioned. He'll be the most hated man in Italy, you know? He will be. The Coliseum was built in 72 AD,

which makes the Coliseum 1,951 years old. Can't get much older. It's not in Great Neck. No, it's not, but that's not the point. Yeah, and that's the Catholics' fault. But you'll learn that when you're there. It is the Catholics. They did.

They just bloody destroyed it. Just let it go. No, they actively tore it down. Did they really? Yeah, because it was a theatre for false idols. And they're like, unless Jesus is allowed to fight in that Colosseum. Then we're tearing this thing down. Then it's coming down.

They haven't caught the man who was carving his name into the Coliseum, but they did catch someone in 2014. A Russian tourist was caught carving their initials into the Coliseum. And what happened to him? They were fined 20,000 euros. Wow. Or $31,438.

Oh, jeez. Isn't that insane? Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. That whole place is wild. When you're walking around Rome, especially around those ruins, you're kicking rocks along and you're like, that's a-

That's an old rock. That's an old ass rock. That was probably, you know? On the cobblestone streets, yeah, that's an old ass street. Russell Crowe probably put that there. When he was here. When he was here. When he was here. Yeah.

But yeah. I know you're not that stupid. I know you wouldn't do it. Oh my God. Never ever in a million years. But you're right. I probably should tell my mum because you know what she's like. Yeah.

She just loves the Vandal stuff. Mama died forever. Spell with a four. E-V-A. Mama died for Steve. Was here. W-A-Z-H-E-A. Brie and Clint.

And that's our show. If you missed it today, Brie Bungey jumped off the Auckland Harbour Bridge, and you can see the video of that up now at the Brie and Clint social media pages, Facebook, Instagram, Facebook, Instagram. TikTok. TikTok is the one I was looking for. And LinkedIn. We don't post to our LinkedIn,

but did you know that you can post videos on LinkedIn? Can you? Yeah. What would people post on there? Videos of them doing their job, I think. Achieving. I think if you're like a video editor. Oh, yeah.

That makes sense. You'd put up one of your sizzle reels. Or if you're an inspirational speaker. Yeah, you could put a video of yourself doing inspirational speaking. I don't know. I don't use LinkedIn. Neither. But a lot of people do.

So many people make fun of LinkedIn, but I feel like it's the platform of the future. I feel like we need to get onto it. Yeah. We need to get onto LinkedIn. Do some LinkedIn influencing. Tomorrow, Brie will be defending a goal against a football firm. Oh, God.

I need to dust off my football boots. I need to find where they are. This is all in a quest to become an honorary Kiwi. Ava Collins will be kicking balls at you tomorrow at North Harbour Stadium. And she is in camp currently training for the FIFA Women's World Cup. Correct.

That is next month. Yeah, she's peaking right now. She's literally at full force form. So tomorrow we'll bring you the results of that on the show. If Brie completes all these challenges, which I'm sure she will, there'll be a party at Lula Inn this Friday in Auckland's Viaduct from 3pm to 7pm. We're broadcasting live and we'd love you to come down and have a drink with us this Friday.

We'd love to see you there. Come on, come out for a drink for a Friday. Brie and Clint, have a great evening and we'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye guys.