ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th June 2024

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

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I was expecting our pumping, hard drum and bass intro, but then I realised it's not Friday today. Well, it's pretty much Friday. I know, but it's not. I'm in a Friday mood. Me too. It's fricking Thursday. But it's pretty much Friday.

Big show coming up for you on the Brianne Clint Show today. 25 grand. We've reached our maximum jackpot for five on time. That's at four o'clock. But first, we have to welcome back a friendly face to the Brianne Clint Show. Yes, someone who has left and they always come crawling back. Welcome back to the show, producer Ellie. G'day, mate.

Hello. It's good to be back. Oh, microphone's not working. Wait, come here. Nothing's changed. Was that on purpose? You were just purposely trying to mute me, weren't you? I don't know.

There's a level of expected competence on this show now, okay? So we need you to... Wait, I got it. Yeah, fair enough. Oh, there we are. There she is. Web standards, guys. Claudia's gone to America for a month, so Ellie's back producing the Brian Clint show alongside Ella. Yeah, it enough. Oh, yeah. There she is. Web standards, guys. Claudia's gone to America for a month, so Ellie's back producing the Brian Clint show alongside Ella.

Yeah, it's so awesome to have you back. Does it feel like you never left? It really doesn't. You guys aged about four years. Excuse you, so have you. Yeah, fair enough. I blame COVID. Me too.

I like Ellie. I did lockdown with Brie, so that would age anybody. I blame COVID and gravity because my chuzzies are way lower. It's gravity. It's just common sense. It's science is what it is. Anyway, great to have Ellie back. She's answering the phones.

If you want to piss to her and call her and chat to her, 0800 dial ZNM. Brie and Clint. It's the Tradie versus Lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie. Three, two, one, let's go. Yes, big ups to the Tool Shed.

We appreciate you guys hooking us up with all the good prizes, like the DeWalt LED rechargeable light. It's worth $143. That's what you can win today, along with $50 cash. Our lady is calling from Tarmaki, Makoto. She is 51 years old, and she still gets ID'd. Welcome to the show, Cara. Hi, Cara.

Hello. First of all, congratulations. Congratulations. Thank you. Second of all, what's your secret? Absolutely, SPF 50. SPF 50 every day. SPF 50, yeah, right.

I hear you, Cara. I've been trying to tell these young Gen Zers in the office, put the sunscreen on every day. Yeah. I got ID'd at the rugby on the weekend, and I told my wife about it, and she goes, yeah, they would have been joking. Excuse me, can you just be happy for me for a second? She goes, oh, yeah, sure,, they would have been joking. Excuse me, can you just be happy for me for a second?

She goes, oh yeah, sure, but they would have been joking. That's so brutal. You're taking on our tradie today. They are from Christchurch. They are 22 years old and they shook hands with the Chinese president. Did you really? Welcome to the show, Harry. Hi, Harry.

Hello. Was it a firm handshake or a bit of a soft handshake? Oh, I was only 12, so it's hard to say. Hard to, okay. I hope you dominated in that handshake. I hope it was firm from you and soft from them. It's like a good grab from you, Harry. Not Harry the 12-year-old meeting the Chinese president.

What an underage diplomat. Yeah, what a flex. Harry, your buzzer is tradie. Cara, your lady, and the first of you to three correct answers gets the prize. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which of the following is not normally an ingredient in beer?

Yeast, hops, nuts or grains? Harry. Nuts. He was quick on that one and he's correct. No nuts. No nuts. Hold the nuts. No nuts. Hold the nuts. More hops.

One to the tradies. Question number two. What does the movie rating R stand for? Tradie. Harry, in quickly. Restricted. Oh, you've snuck into a few of those back in the day, haven't you, Harry? Yeah, I knew you had, you cheeky wee boy. All right, that's two to the tradies.

And Cara, you need this one to stay in it, my love. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Trady. Harry. Harry. Bruno Mars. Oh, he's all over it.

Oh, Cara, he was all over you like a rash. He was. Yeah. Still good. You caught Harry. Brie and Clint. Brie, what time did you go to bed last night? Oh, well, it was State of Origin, Game 2.

Don't want to talk about it. Don't ask me about the score. But so I did go to bed at like 1. 1? Well, I was out at a bar watching it and then I got home and then I was faffing around, having a shower. One on a Wednesday night. Yeah.

You're quite fresh for someone who was up till one o'clock last night. Yeah, not too bad. I feel like you've got more energy today than you've had previous days this week. Yeah, look, I had a bit of a sleep in. Oh, did you? Yeah, because I went to bed so late. Okay. Normally I don't. Normally I'm up pretty early, but I just, yeah. Okay, what time did you? Yeah, because I went to bed so late. Normally I don't. Normally

I'm up pretty early, but I just... Okay, what time did you get up? I don't think we did. What time did you get up? There'll be lots of people listening to this who stayed up to watch The Origin last night and then had to get in the car, hit to work at 8.30 this morning. Technically

I got up at 7 to get my dogs organised. Yeah. And then I went back for a little sleep. You went back to bed after 7 o'clock? And I got back up at 8.45. You're lying, but... True story.

I reckon you were in bed till 10. No, no, no, no, no, no, no way. Okay. I can't be sure. Yeah. I can't be sure. It's hard to tell when you don't set an alarm. It is.

No, I set an alarm. I just didn't use it. I saw an Instagram story from someone I know. She's actually a trainer at the gym that I used to go to. And she said her new bedtime is before eight o'clock. Oh, she's weird. She's our age. That's so weird.

Probably a little bit younger than us. And her new bedtime, she said she's asleep before the 8 is up on her clock. What time is she getting up? Does she, like, have to get up super early for work? She's a personal trainer, so she is in the gym by 5.30. Oh, okay. Yeah, that is pretty early. It is pretty early. So she'd be up at 5. That's pretty early.30. Oh, okay. Yeah, that is pretty early. It is pretty early.

But so she'd be up at 5. That's pretty early. Yeah. But you can go to bed at 9 and be up at 5 and still get your 8 hours of sleep. Going to bed before 8 o'clock as an adult is a bit strange. But you've got to do what works, right? You've got to do what works. Does she know that there's no rules anymore?

She can go to bed when she wants? Well, she's very fit and healthy. And so sleep is a big part of that. That's a red flag for me if I was dating her. It would be hard. I'd be like, when am I going to talk to you? By the time I get home from work, you'll be asleep. If you want to do any sort of, you know, couple stuff,

you'd have to do it while the 6 o'clock news is on. It'd be still light outside, not sexy. Simon Dallow's on in the background. That's a real buzzkill. You know, that's a mood killer. It'd be still light outside. Yeah. Not sexy. Simon Dallow's on in the background. That's a real buzzkill. You know, that's a mood killer. It'd be strange. I've talked to you before about my belief that the best bedtime, the ideal bedtime for an adult is 9.30.

I have to disagree. Like, are you talking in bed? In bed. Watching something? Oh, reading a book. Yeah, yeah. Light off by 10. Light off by 10. Light off by 10.

Listen, you run a tight ship at your house. Yeah, 100%. Lights out at 10 o'clock, lights out. Yeah, allows you to get eight hours, and then you can be up at six, and you can be into your day. See, I would argue that you could push it out till 11. Yeah.

11? 11, I think. On a weeknight. 10.30, 11. Yeah. 10.30, 11. Yeah. 11? 11, I think. On a weeknight. 10.30, 11. Yeah. 10.30, 11. Yeah. And if you get up at 6.30, that's still a reasonable time to get up.

Yeah. And you're still getting, what, seven hours? But you need eight. Who said? Doctors. Let me Google it. Do you not know that you need eight hours of sleep? How many hours?

I read an article. No, no, this is not an argument. You do not know that you need eight hours of sleep. How many hours? I read an article. No, no, this is not an argument. You do not know that you need eight hours of sleep. I just don't know if that's right. What? I just don't know. It says here, experts recommend that adults sleep between seven to nine hours a night,

depending on the person. Yeah. Ha-ha. It says seven to nine. All right. Adults who sleep less than 7 hours may have more health issues than those who sleep 7 or more hours. All right, well, let's poll the room quickly.

Ellie, you're pretty much an adult. What time are you going to bed? What's your bedtime? Usually I'm in bed by like 10, but I'm probably asleep around 11. The same as me. Oh, that's good. Ella, what's your bedtime? I've been a bit naughty recently, 12 o'clock.

Usually I am 9.30. I agree, that probably is better. You, that's good. Ella, what's your bedtime? I've been a bit naughty recently. 12 o'clock. Ooh! Usually I am 9.30. I agree. That probably is better. You're like a teenager who's just got their own bedroom. I'm a bit naughty, aren't I? You're crass, girl. You're crass. I like, I like, I feel like it's me time at night. Yeah. Like I get a little bit of me time. I don't know if

anyone else feels like that. Yep. Producers? Where I'm like, I don't have to think about work. I don't have to think about the day ahead. I can just sit here and relax. Me too. I use it for sleep. That's my me time. Wow.

I'm like, let's get some. Well, you use it for what you enjoy and that's what you enjoy. We want to talk to some people this afternoon who have a strange bedtime. Do you? Is it before eight o'clock? Yeah. Do you have a daytime job? Like you're not a night shift worker, but are you going to bed at a weird time? Like are... Is it before 8 o'clock? Yeah, do you have a daytime job? Like, you're not a night shift worker, but are you

going to bed at a weird time? Like, are you in bed... I don't feel like we need to count the people who need to get up at like 4.30, 5, because that makes sense. We're talking about bedtimes, because I have a friend whose bedtime is

before 8pm. She's an adult, she's a personal trainer, and she's decided... She's an adult. She's a personal trainer. And she's decided. She doesn't have any kids? No, no kids. Nah. Just decided. Because people with kids, oh God, you'd be way more exhausted. So I get it.

You put the kids to sleep and then you're like, oh, I just want to go to sleep. So we want to know, do you have an unusual bedtime? I love this text. Someone said, I have to go to bed at exactly 11,11pm every night because I am very superstitious. What about if you go out for a night out? I also get up at 4.30am every morning to go to the gym. That's impressive. I don't start work until 8.

11.11 till 4.30. So you choose to get up at 4.30. Yeah. You could get up a little bit later and still go to the gym. You could go to bed a little bit earlier. Yeah. You go to bed at 9.09? Nah, it's not quite the same, is it?

Not the same. 10.10? What did someone tell me? Because I always used to see a certain number on the clock. It means stuff. Yes, people, well, that's superstition. Yeah. That's superstition.

Let's talk to Tommy on 0800. G'day, Tommy. Hi, Tommy. Hi, g'day. You got a weird bedtime, Tommy? I do have a weird bedtime. What's the deal? Yeah.

So I sleep at 6.30 in the evening. You go to bed at 6.30 in the evening? Tommy. Yes. Yeah. What time are you waking up? Two in the morning? No, no.

No, I wake up at 10, 10.30. In the morning? Or at night? No, no. No, I wake up at 10, 10, 10.30. In the morning? Or at night? No, at night, because I had to pick up my wife from her work at 12. Oh, you sweet man. And then do you come home and go back to bed? Yeah, I come home and go back to bed around 3 o'clock. Oh my god, when you go to bed, Tommy, we're still on the radio.

This show, when you go to bed tonight, this show will still be going when you go to bed. Yes. Wow. Tommy, what's it to bed tonight. We're still on the air. This show will still be going when you go to bed. Yes. Wow. Tommy, what's it like in summertime where it's still light outside? It would still be light when you get up to go to the airport sometimes in summer. Yeah, I have to come with my wholesale.

Wow. Yeah, buzzy. Oh, you're a good man, Tommy, doing that for your wife. I'll say. Let's talk to Charmaine. Hi, Charmaine. Hi, Charmaine. Hi. Hi, how are you? We're good. You got a weird bedtime, Tommy, doing that for your wife. I'll say. Let's talk to Charmaine. Hi, Charmaine. Hi, Charmaine. Hi.

Hi, how are you? We're good. You got a weird bedtime, Charmaine? I do, but I do want to say long time listener, first time caller. Hold on a second. We love it, Charmaine. This will wake you up. We finally real, Jen.

What's your weird bedtime, Charmaine? I get excited to go to bed when my three kids go to bed at 8pm. See? But I get it. Because she's got three kids, she'd be exhausted. She's like, okay, they're all in bed. And do you do it? Or do you do that thing where you go, it'd be great to go to bed now and then an hour and a half later you're still scrolling Instagram Reels?

Yeah, well, probably half an hour to an hour doing TikToks. But just like in my own space kind of thing, yeah. It's your own time, isn't it, Charmaine? 100%. We've had a few texts from people saying that staying up late and just spending time alone is a real ADHD thing. It's a neurodivergent.

I have read that before. Yeah. I do get up real early. My body clock naturally gets me up at 5, 5.30. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I do get up real early. My body clock naturally gets me up at 5, 5.30. Okay. Yeah. So would mine if I was in bed at 8 o'clock. Yeah, but in fairness, I was, like, dairy farming for many years too.

Yeah. Right. We're getting texts from dairy farmers who go to bed at midnight and get up at 4 to milk the cows. Oh, yeah, nah, pass. Yeah, that's brutal. That is brutal. In the cold, in the wet, just to get shed on by a cow.

Like four hours sleep is not enough. Yeah. Finally, Shane's here. Hi Shane. Hi Shane. How's it going guys? Good, thank you mate. You got a weird bedtime Shane? Not really, not compared to Tommy. I'm kind of right there with Charmaine. Yeah, okay. So about 8 o'clock for you as well, Shane. 8 o'clock.

8, 8.30, but I mean we have been known to fall asleep around 7.30. How old are you, Shane? 34. 34. Shane, and you just, what time do you get up? Around 5, 5.30. Okay, so you're getting up relatively early. Have you had your iron levels checked?

I've got three kids, so that'll be good. Yeah. You need every bit of sleep you can get, Shane. Actually, I saw your text. You're the one who said that you and your partner are in bed at 7.30, 8 o'clock. You're hoping to repair all the damage you did in your 20s partying. Yeah, it's not working, but we're still trying. You can always hold out the hope, Shane.

Thanks, mate. All right. Well, if you're off to bed right about now, flick us a text. Well, Tommy's going to bed in a couple of hours. Actually, we'd better turn it down. Tommy's trying to get some sleep. Sweet dreams, Tommy. Bree and Clint.

A-lister J-Lo has been seen flying economy. I'll get it, girl. She's been spotted having a solo trip in Italy. Yeah. Where she's been seen looking radiant on board a yacht off the coast of Positano. Positano. Positano, that's the one.

And then she's been attending Fashion Week and travelling around places like Naples and Paris and doing all the fun stuff. Lovely. But she caught a flight on a budget airline from Naples to Paris and she was seen flying economy where she took the window seat and her security took the aisle seat. Good on her.

Yeah. I rate it. Do you want to know what she was wearing? No. No, okay, sure. Yeah. I'm always interested to know what people wear on planes. I'm just excited that an A-list celebrity is proving that you can fly on a normal airplane like a normal person

and you don't have to continue to destroy the planet with a private jet. Well, she was wearing, it was a very short flight, but she was wearing sunglasses and a cream jumper and was sleeping for most of the flight. What about those videos that are popping up on TikTok at the moment of J-Lo concerts where the arenas are like two-thirds empty? Have you seen those? Yeah, so she had to cancel the This Is Me tour. Yeah, because of bad ticket sales, right?

Because of bad ticket sales. Well, she did some of the gigs that she had committed to and there's footage of her playing. And, I mean, good on her for still doing it for the people that bought the tickets. It's not empty, but it's not a full arena. What do you think it is? It's not what J-Lo would have been used to. You know how much she is reported to be worth?

How much? So she's catching these economy flights. How much do you think J-Lo is worth? I'd say J-Lo is worth like $30 million. J-Lo is reported to be worth $600 million. Whoa! Okay, I was a bit off. A lot.

Yeah. The thing I love about this story is there's this weird narrative that the Kardashians and Taylor Swift push where they say, we can't fly commercial. We can't get on a plane with everybody else. Because the environmental impact of getting on a plane with everybody else is so much smaller than you taking your private jet by yourself. Well, that plane's going to be going regardless, isn't it?

And I said this earlier in the meeting, and producer Ella said, Taylor Swift can't fly on a commercial flight. She can't. Give me one good reason why Taylor Swift couldn't get on a commercial flight. She can't. I want you to give me one good reason why Taylor Swift couldn't get on a commercial flight. Okay, security risk. What's the security risk? For everyone, but also for her safety, for her team's safety. What's the security risk?

A massive billionaire going on a normal flight with everyone. Yeah. You're going to get fans like bombarding her. It's a safety risk for the flight because everyone's not going to be in their chairs. No, they're not. They're going to get fans like bombarding her. It's a safety risk for the flight because everyone's not going to be in their chairs. They're going to be crowding around Taylor Swift. It's so strict on the plane. You're not allowed to get out of your seat. You try controlling a massive crowd

and Taylor Swift sitting in row A1 or whatever. You're a greenie but you've got a special rule for Taylor Swift where she's allowed to do whatever she wants. I'm not. I'm just. What gets me is when people go off about Taylor Swift in particular. There's so many other people travelling on their private jets as well. She does have me is when people go off about Taylor Swift in particular. There's so many other people travelling on their private jets as well. I mean, she does have a point. It's not just Taylor Swift.

Why just Taylor? Taylor's got two though. Who cares? No, she's got one now. She sold one. Oh, that's right. She sold the other one. She's got one now.

There is a lot of other celebrities doing the same thing. If JLo can do it, Taylor can do it. I wonder why. Maybe she was just kind of like, oh, I can't be bothered with all that other faffing around. Maybe she needed to get there quickly. Yeah, I'm just going to catch a normal flight. Maybe she didn't feel like blowing $25,000 getting from Italy to Paris. Or that too.

Yeah. I really enjoyed the other day when we asked you guys who was the celebrity that came into your shop and I thought this would be a similar kind of vein, but I'm always so interested. Have you been on a flight, a commercial flight,

where a celebrity has been on board that flight? And was there a huge security risk like Producer Ella's worried about? Ellie, didn't you say you remember a time where we were on a flight and there was a celebrity on board? Yes, there was. We had Savage on our flight actually, didn't we? Damn! We felt very cool. We did. We were set

a couple of rows back from Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern on that flight that time. Yeah, like two rows back. Yeah. Yeah. And then you told her that you farted on that plane that she was on and she was like... We don't talk about that anymore. She was like, hmm. Our show has standards now. We don't talk about that. I was on a flight earlier this year with Jonathan Thurston.

I was about to say Jonathan Taylor Thomas. See, now that I would be fizzing over. And I got bumped. I had row one, window seat, and I got bumped for JT. I mean, fair enough. No, I was fine with it. Yeah. He's got bigger shoulders than you.

Bree and Clint. What about this text? My mum was on a flight in business class and Kim Kardashian was on there. This was about 10 years ago. Said she is the smallest woman she's ever seen. And she went immediately to sleep when she sat down. My mum also

didn't realise who she was and why people were taking photos of her in the lounge until she saw her on TV a couple of months later. That's so buzzy. Can you imagine? She would have been like, who is that tiny woman that people are faffing about? I was on a flight with Ice Cube from Auckland to Melbourne. He was sitting in economy class and I was on the same flight as him to LA.

I tried taking videos, but I was so awkward. I just got footage of his feet. Oh no. I hope you uploaded, but I was so awkward. I just got footage of his feet. Oh, no. I hope you uploaded that footage of Ice Cube's feet. Can I say, honestly, the worst time that you could film someone is on a flight. Yeah. Because no one, no one looks good when they fall asleep on a flight. Yeah.

Or on like day three of a festival. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just not good. Although the famous person's definitely got a house. They. Or on like day three of a festival. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just not good. Although the famous person's definitely got a house. They're not in a tent at the festival. Nah. They'll probably look fresh.

Yeah, they will. You, on the other hand, you'll look like you've been sleeping in a tent for three days. Avoid it. Yeah. Kim's here. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi.

Who was on your flight that was famous? Michael Clarke Duncan. Okay. You're going to have to fill us in on who that is. Oh, come on, people. Green Mile. Big dude. Oh, the big, the main guy. That's not Tom Hanks on the Green Mile.

Yep. Oh, this is the guy where all the bees or the wasps come out of his mouth. Yep, that's the one. Yeah, wow. Is he that big in real life? Oh, he walked past me in the airport, and it was like I had to crane my neck back. Yeah, wow. Really?

It says here on the internet, Kim, that he's 6'5 and 143 kilos. Yeah, well, he didn't even have two seats on the flight. He had one seat for that big body, and it was an economy. With his manager, who was this tiny, tiny little lady who was probably about 4'10". Kim, it says here he died in 2012. When was this? I went to America for the Millennium, so from 99 to 2000. Oh, yeah, there you go.

Wow. Oh, cool. That's awesome. Did you say hi? Did you get a photo? I didn't. You know what? I really wanted to

but he was getting so happy. Yeah, right. It's actually a nice thing to do to not. I just thought that's going to be a real arsehole. Oops, sorry, can I say that? No, no, it's a fun thing to do. Yeah, fair enough. Oh, you're a good one, Kim.

I was on a flight with David Bowie. He was here filming Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence, walking around like a normal person in Queen's Arcade in Auckland. That's cool. No one knew he was here, but he was staying in a hotel that I worked at. No security or anything for David Bowie. How cool is that? David Bowie just seems like a cool guy.

This one's awesome as well. I'm a business class flight attendant, so they would see all the celebrities. Yes. On a commercial airline and had Margot Robbie in my cabin. She was really lovely and no one bothered her. She was even more gorgeous in person, by the way. Yeah, how cool is that? She seems like such a G-bait.

I'd ask Margot for a photo. I feel like she'd be all right about it. But can you? Like if you're working, I feel like Margot for a photo. I feel like she'd be alright about it. But can you? Like if you're working I feel like it's frowned upon. Yeah, you'd have to get her to ask for the photo. You'd have to be like, how crazy would it be if we got a photo? I'm not asking for one. I'm just

how weird. How crazy would it be if you and me. If you wanted one of me. If you wanted a photo but you wanted it to be on my phone. Just to remember this. Someone else said my daughter was on a flight to Auckland to Melbourne and the 1975 were on the same flight. They were checking in just in front of her. She got loads of photos with them

and ended up sitting a few rows behind them. At the time, they were her favourite band. There you go. Jennifer's here. Hi, Jen. Hi, Jen. Hi. Who was on your flight?

Ed Sheeran. Whoa. Ed Sheeran, the She-Dog. Where were you going? I saw him in Wellington and then flew to Auckland the next day to see him again Ed Sheeran. Whoa. Ed Sheeran, the Sheer dog. Where were you going? I saw him in Wellington and then flew to Auckland the next day to see him again, and he was on the same flight. No way, Jennifer.

Was he in some fancy seat? Can you even get a fancy seat from Auckland? It was just right up the front. I was right down the back, so you could see everyone was pretty excited. What airline was it, Jen? Air New Zealand. Air New Zealand. I thought he'd be on Jetstar because it's the orange one.

Yeah, true. That's his colour. He'd get free flights on there, surely. Jennifer, was he in Economy? Yeah, it was just a standard. Yeah, there wouldn't be anything other than him. Oh, cool. Well, maybe, I don't know, maybe they put him up with the pilot.

Put him as the deadhead in the pilot's cabin. He's just a singer. He doesn't know how to fly a plane. You never know. He's talented. Thanks, Jen. Have a great long weekend, mate. Bree and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? A movie guessing game where if you beat Brie today, you get $100 cash. You just got to guess movies as quickly as you can.

Today you're taking on Bex. Hi, Bex. G'day, Bex. Hey. How are you feeling going into this game? Have you played along in the car before? Yeah, yeah, I've had a go. I feel like I've got a

50-50 shot. Yeah, sure. That's good. I like the confidence. My question is, would you watch a movie on a weeknight? No. Me neither. It's not the thing to do. You're one of Clint's people, which I feel might not bode well for you in this game. There really are two kinds of people in this world, eh?

Those who'll watch a movie on a weeknight. Producers. Movies on a weeknight, yes or no? Yes. Only if I've seen it before and I'm familiar with it. You know? Yeah. Yeah, gotcha.

Interesting take. Yeah, but it's rare though. It's still rare. Last night I watched a two-hour documentary on Celine Dion, but I would not watch a movie. I don't get that. That's pretty much a movie. I watched two one-hour episodes of MasterChef.

I will not watch a movie. No, I can't do it. It's a weird mental block. Oh, my gosh. Okay, today for our theme, seeing as producer Ellie is back for a month, we're going to do old school movies because she's our old school producer.

Yeah. The original, the OG. These are classics. Okay, Bex, how old are you? I'm in my 30s, 33. Yeah, that's okay. I know, I haven't seen them, but I haven't seen anything.

I know all of these movies. Okay. Okay. So they're all classics. I've seen one of them. But it's not about me. It's about you guys. That tells me not much.

Good luck. I'm going to read these movie plots. You buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish. And the first person to two movies wins the game. Good luck. Plot number one. Five high school students from different walks of life

endure a Saturday detention under a power-hungry Bex? The Breakfast Club. Oosh! Course it is. Nice, Bex. Well done. Oh, this is where I get real nervous. That is not one of the movies I have seen.

How have you not seen it? It's such a good movie. Movie number two. Old school movies. A young woman is killed while skinny dipping. Unleashing chaos on a beach community. Break. Jaws. Jaws.

Oosh. Another film which I have not seen. But it's not about me. It's about you and Bex. Oh, God, that was so close. Bex, you knew it, eh? Oh, yeah.

Even if she didn't, she's going to say yes, get in my head, because it's working. 33-year-old Bex from, where are you from, Bex? Christchurch. Christchurch. This is do or die, okay? Whoever takes this point takes the game. Movie plot number three.

A shallow, rich, and socially successful student is at the top of her school's pecking scale. Emboldened by her previous success. Becks. Becks. Clueless. Oh, my God. Well done, Becks.

I hadn't even got to the bit where it says that it's... Well done. Well done. Well deserved. I think people are just getting better at this game. People are so good at this game. Like, it's not like I played a bad game. No.

Bex just played better. You did well. I just did better. So patronising. You did well. You were okay. I was better. Bex, you're the champ,

and you've got $100 cash coming your way for the long weekend. You did well. You were okay. I was better. Bex, you're the champ and you've got $100 cash coming your way for the long weekend. Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you. You were better. Well deserved, Bex.

Go forth. In case you're wondering, I have seen Clueless. Who else is in it? Paul Rudd. Yeah, nice. And? Brittany Murphy.

Alicia Silverstone. Yes. He's learning, guys. He's learning. I'm on a roll here. I hate losing in this game. I need to regroup. I need to do something.

But the people, they're good and she deserved to win. Bree and Clint. When was the last time you went to a museum? Ooh. Um. Ooh. Oh, we went to a museum? Ooh. Um. Ooh. Oh, we went to the Auckland Museum to see the T-Rex at the start of the year. Oh, the black T-Rex.

Yeah, they've got two T-Rex now. Two big T-Rex in the foyer. What's double T-Rex? Uh, T-T-Rex. T-T-Rex. Two T-Rex. Two XX. Uh, yeah, they've got a black one.

Full throttle. The black obsidian T-Rex. T-Rex. Yeah, T-Rex, T-Fex. To XX. Yeah, they've got a black one. Full throttle. The black obsidian T-Rex. T-Rex. Yeah, T-Rex, T-Furious. Yeah, T-Rex, T-Furious. I like it. There's a museum that's making news in Hobart. It's the Museum of Old and New Art called MONA.

When it copped actually a discrimination ruling after one of its exhibitions was deemed to be discriminatory against the male species after they deemed it the ladies' lounge. So they had this exhibition where they put all this art in there and they said, this is the ladies' lounge. It's a women-only space and men couldn't go in anyway. There was an angry guy who decided that's not fair. This was direct discrimination. So he put forward his case and I don't know exactly what happened but the museum has ended up getting around it where they've ended up putting art in the women's toilets.

They've now hung art in the women's toilets. They've now hung art in the women's toilets. And not just any old art. They've hung Picassos, or should I say Piscassos? Or Poucasos. Or Poucasos in the women's toilets. First of all, disgusting. Second of all, funny.

Could you imagine walking into the toilet and there's a Picasso? I hope there's like some kind of like plastic, some kind of like Perspex shield around it. Yeah, I'd hope so. It'll be absorbing toilet fumes. I'm sure they've done all the right things to protect the painting. Surely, yeah. I mean, if anyone knows what they're doing, it's the museum people when it comes to paintings.

I love when someone complains about a museum exhibition. You're like, cool, you just proved the point of the museum exhibition. It's meant to be controversial. Yeah. You bought it, hook, line and sinker. You've absolutely fallen for it. Talk about a poo with a view, though. Poo with a view.

And it got me thinking about what people have hanging in their toots. Because growing up we had. And their what? Their toot. Toot? The toot. The toilet. The toot.

Just going off to the toot. Toot? The toot. I've never heard it called a. T-O-O-T. The toot. First of all, I'd say toot if it was that. Well, whose word is it?

Yours or mine? Toot sounds like a body part. The toot. Like I've got to take my toot to the toilet. You've never heard'd say toot if it was that. Well, whose word is it, yours or mine? Toot sounds like a body part. The toot. Like I've got to take my toot to the toilet. You've never heard of the toot? Nah. I'm just off to the toot. Okay.

Growing up, we always had, and still to this day, my parents still have the same thing hanging in their toilet. One of those nudie calendars. No, definitely not a nudie calendar. It's a giant, giant framed picture of the man, the myth, the legend, Elvis Presley. Ah, okay. In his white jumpsuit. I thought your dad's Catholic background, you might have a picture of Jesus Christ in there. I mean, I've said that a few times in the tut.

Jesus Christ. What about you? Did you guys ever have anything hanging? As a kid I feel like there was like a generic piece of art in there. Like something you buy from Spotlight or something. Yeah. Like a picture

of some flowers or something like that. But nothing you can recall that like sticks out. I worked in gas stations with my dad as a kid and there was always nudie calendars. Nudie calendars. Not in the public toilets, in the staff toilets. Yeah. Yeah.

What about now? Do you guys have anything hanging in the loo? Nah, because all our toilets are bathrooms now, so. But that doesn't mean you can't hang up. No, I know, but I feel like you can put something in the toilet. I feel like it's weird to hang something in your bathroom. We've got two things in our toilet. Yeah.

We've got Mickey to Tiki. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The Dick Frizzell. Yeah. Which is very common and such an amazing piece of art. Yes. We've got that in the toilet and we've also got a picture of our dogs doing poos.

But it's a black and white photo. Why do you have a picture of your dog doing poos in the toilet? Because it's funny. We like our house to have a bit of character, you know? Yeah, right. It's funny when you've got a picture of your dog doing a poo in the dunny. It's hilarious. Someone's texted in and said the Dutch toilet tradition

is to put the birthday calendar in there so that when you're sitting on the toilet you can be reminded of any upcoming birthdays. That's smart. I like that. Good place to do some reflection. What about you producers? You guys got anything hanging in the toot?

Yes or no? Yes. We've got a little piece of art that was given to us by my partner's mum and it's a black cat looking really curious and it says, are you pooping? Oh, I like it. I like it. That's a thumbs up from me.

Nice. And no, sorry to follow that up. I should have gone first. Oh. Yeah. Oh, what a lay down. Way to end on the low. Oh, what a down burst.

Yeah, I'll get back to you. Someone texted her and they said, we have the Banksy one in ours. It says, shit happens, and it's three kids peeing on a wall. That's a great piece to have in the toot. Damn, a real Banksy in your toilet. Well, I think it's three kids peeing on a wall. That's a great piece to have in the toot. Damn, a real Banksy in your toilet. Well, I think it's a print. I feel like growing up everyone had a colourful

laminated times table in their toilet. Oh, yeah. I remember that as well. Someone texted and they said, we've got a framed sign that says, if your duties be cray, use the spray. Like it. I like it.

Someone else said, there's two signs in my toilet one says if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seedy and another one says we're oh and they say we're on a septic tank so the other one says if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down the classic the classic old classic hi guys my wife and i love penguins So we have a cute little penguin holding some toilet paper saying, your butt napkins, my lady. I love, I'm obsessed. I need to come to your house just to see that. Your butt napkins, my lady.

Your butt napkins, my lady. Pete's here. G'day, Pete. Hi, Pete. Hi, Salvatore, thank you. Can I get... Pete, are you in the drive-thru? I am. Hey, Pete, can you order me something?

No, I've just left. Oh. Oh, bugger. Bugger. Are you in the KFC drive-thru? No, McDonald's. Oh, Pete! Pete, respond to my KFC.

Oh, sorry. That's all right, mate. You're here now. We need to know what's hanging in your toilet, Pete. It's a sign. It says it's not an internet cafe. Shit it and split it. You need to know what's hanging in your toilet, Pete. It's a sign that says, it's not an internet cafe, shit it and split it.

I like it. It's not an internet cafe, shit it and split it. That's so good. That's gold. I love it, Pete. Thank you. Very good. Can we start a new rule on this show, by the way?

If you call us from the KFC drive-thru, we'll give you free KFC. Yeah, that's a great idea. That's a good idea. That's one of my better ideas. You have to prove it, though. You have to prove it. Place an order.

Yeah. Someone said, my mum has a massive Robbie Williams shrine above her toilet. See, that's what my mum had. A shrine to Robbie Williams? My mum had the Elvis shrine in our toilet. Yeah, right. Okay. Someone said, we have an embroidered sign that says, please donver Shrine in our toilet. Yeah, right. Okay. Someone said we have an

embroidered sign that says please don't do coke in the toilet. I've seen those signs before. When I see those signs I'm like where do you want me to do it? Well, have you seen the sign that says please don't do coke in our toilet? We've got a living room for that. That's another

one I've seen. That's great as well. Someone else said a picture of a cartoon cat licking its butt and saying don't forget to wipe. That's another one I've seen. That's great as well. Someone else said a picture of a cartoon cat licking its butt and saying, don't forget to wipe. That's so good. My husband and I are listening to you and he says, if we get a big bathroom, would you hang art in there? How does this man not know that we already hang art in our bathroom? He has no idea that you already have art in your bathroom.

How long have you lived there and how long has he not noticed this for? That's amazing. My mother and father-in-law have wallpaper. They've wallpapered the walls with old newspapers going back as far as 80 years, mostly the Whanganui Chronicle. That would be fun to sit there and read old news. But what happens when you've read all the articles? True. You know, you have to wallpaper over it read old news. But what happens when you've read all the articles? True.

You know, you have to wallpaper over it with new ones. Get some old vintage FHM magazines. Bree and Clint. I hate making a speech at a big event, especially in front of your relatives, loved ones. I just don't like it. I hate public speaking. People always find that so interesting because I work on the radio.

Because you publicly speak all day. Yeah, but it's so, so different when you're like everyone's there and they can see you. Like at least when people roll their eyes at us on the radio, we can't see them. It's so different when there's an important message that needs to be conveyed too. Oh, it's so difficult.

Like sentiment or gratitude or something like that. You're like, mate, have you listened to our show? That's not what we do. It's a hard thing. It is a hard thing and we both acknowledge that. It're like, mate, have you listened to our show? That's not what we do. It's a hard thing. It is a hard thing. And we both acknowledge that it's very difficult to make a speech. Also, just sorry, last bit on us. If you get up to do it, I feel like in the room there's a bit of,

oh, here it is. Caesar microphone has to get on it. Yeah, 100%. There's always way more pressure. Haven't you done enough talking? Mate, haven't you got a podcast for that? You should have seen me at my brother's wedding where he asked me to MC and I was so nervous about it because I was like,

everyone is going to sit back and go, all right, well let's see what all the fuss is about. Exactly right. She gets paid for it. Exactly right. Oh, we've got a professional in the house tonight. Oh, let's see how she does. But I can say MCing any event is so hard.

And I always, when I see someone doing a good job, I'm like, oh. It's harder if you care about the people. Yeah. Because you want to do such a good job. Totally. There's a video that I came across and it's of this woman who, it's at a wedding reception and I believe she is the maid of honour or she's a bridesmaid at least

of the bride. Yeah. And I think she's known the bride for quite a long time but I don't think she has had much to do with the groom or knows the groom very well. Okay. And I don't think there's any reason for that. I just think that's the situation.

Yeah. But this woman gets up and just makes a horrendous attempt at a speech at this wedding. Right. Okay, take a listen. Hi, I'm Shannon. I've known Tracy for, oh God, a while. I think so. So I don't quite know Anthony that well, but Tracy talked about you like nonsense.

I'm like, I don't care. No, just kidding. Just kidding. You better take care of my girl. tracy talk about you like no i'm like i don't care no just kidding just kidding you better take care of my girl because if you don't i know where you live i'm not gonna be racist you guys i'm just saying okay you guys are outstepping the stereotype i love it i love black people. And it's you. What was that last part? I love what? She goes, I'm not going to be racist. I'm not going to be racist.

I love black people. What an idiot. Oh, my God. I like to think the best of people in those situations. And I like to think that she was nervous. And sometimes your mouth just starts going when you're nervous and you think something's going to be funny or be taken as a joke. Oh, no.

Or maybe she had a few too many nerve drinks. The thing you don't really get from that audio, because producer Ella has been very kind to her and taken out all the gaps. Yeah. But this woman would say, like, one thing and then she'd like, oh, yeah. Is she white and the bride's white and the groom is black?

I don't know for sure, but I believe so, gathering from this woman's speech. I just like would have rather you not got up. And I think it's a real art. I mean, I've never had a wedding, but I feel like it's a real kind of tricky situation where you know the people that you want speaking at your wedding

and you know the ones you definitely don't want speaking. Absolutely. You know? Yeah. It's a real, I've been to weddings where they have opened the floor and I'm always like, nah, I get the sentiment, but nah, no. Have a very well curated short list of important people who have been told how long they're allowed to speak for

and just stick to that. If you haven't been asked, there's good reason for that. We don't want you to speak. That's why. Oh, man. Rough that someone put that on TikTok. She would have already felt bad enough. Do you reckon?

Or maybe she thought she killed it. Maybe she thought she crushed it. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I've got a few laughs. Oh, my God, some of these texts coming through. What about this one? Our friend got too drunk at his best friend's birthday

and called his best friend's family all the C word whilst giving a speech. The whole family goes, you're all a bunch of Cs. Because he went around the room and went, you're a C word. You're a C word. You're a C word. He could have at least put the word good in front of it. A friend did a speech at my 21st. It started off well, and then she decided to announce to the whole room,

family and friends, including grandparents, about all of the drugs that I have done. Oh, no. The hookups that I've had and times that I had snuck out of the house to do them. Let me tell you, no one was laughing. And it was the most embarrassing time of my life. We are not friends anymore. Read the room.

Come on. It was enough to end your friendship? Well, it must have been pretty bad. That's incredible. Let's talk to David on 0800DIALS. Hi, David. Hi, David. Hey. Oh, we're losing David.

Can we check David and we'll come back to him. Let's go to Sonny. Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny. Hi. Who was it, Sonny? Who made a horrific speech? Oh, it was the best man at a wedding, a big gay wedding. Big gay wedding. Okay, what happened? What did he talk about? Oh, basically

the speech was checked by both grooms, but he got a little bit offensive with the jokes and the banter and it went a little bit sideways with a disabled joke against one of the groom's fathers. Oh no!

That doesn't sound funny at all. Sunny, I love that they knew that the scrimson was such a liability that they proofread his speech beforehand. But they still let him speak. They still let him speak and yet he still got carried away. Well, no, he didn't go to deviate at all. So all of the stuff was absolutely fine. It was just that the family that hadn't heard the speech got very offended,

ended up walking out, and the whole wedding reception was over. You're kidding. They walked out. How many percent would you say out of the whole wedding were offended by the speech? Oh, my God. So this is a Māori slash Islander wedding. So there's a lot of people.

So probably about 40% left. Oh, no. They left. Yeah. He's cleared the room at a wedding. That's pretty bad. Let's go to Kate on our $800. Hi, Kate.

Hi, Kate. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. Who did a terrible speech at what event? This was my uncle at his daughter's wedding, so my cousin. Okay.

And as his last kind of final words of fatherly advice to his new son-in-law, he said, remember, mate, if she won't get down on two knees for you, don't get down on one for her. Disgusting.

Also, it doesn't even make sense. He's already proposed. Yeah. You're at the wedding, dum-dum. Wait, it doesn't even make sense. He's already proposed. Yeah. Dad, you're at the wedding. You're at the wedding, dum-dum. Wait, wait. So he said that to the groom, but it was his daughter's wedding? Correct. He said that about his own daughter?

Yes. What a weirdo. What a moron. How did the joke go down in the room? How many laughs did he get? Oh, it was a few, like, kind of pity laughs. I'm like, did I hear that get? Oh, it was a few, like, kind of petty laughs and like, did I hear that right?

Oh, no! Yuck! If I was the MC, I would have snatched the mic out of the hand and gone, there's Dad, everybody, give it up for Dad. I thought we said we'd cut that guy off earlier. That's what I would have said. Someone said on the text machine, our MC got hammered, probably the wrong choice in the end. Yeah.

Someone else said... Nerves in the end. Yeah. Someone else said. Nerves can do that. Yeah. If you're the MC, there's really good logic in not having a drink until you finish work. And then turbo drink to catch up. I was so aware at my brother's wedding. Yeah. Like I was so aware at how many drinks I was having and really was strict on two drinks

and then once I finished I could have more. My uncle stood up in the middle of a speech during my sister's wedding and told everyone to shut up and end the wedding

because the game was on and he wanted to go home and watch it. Let's just say he was not invited to my wedding after that. Yeah, I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised.

Finally, Kayleigh's here. Hi, Kayleigh. Hi, Kayleigh. Hiya. Who gave a bad'm not surprised. Finally, Kayleigh's here. Hi, Kayleigh. Hi, Kayleigh. Hiya. Who gave a bad speech at the big event, Kayleigh? My dad at his boss's funeral. He got up and gave a speech at the funeral and told everybody about the good old days

when they would go to the pub and then go to like a brothel after. No! It was in front of his wife and kids. It was in front of his dead boss's wife and kids? Yeah, yeah. You know, grief will do strange things to people. Why was he admitting to that in front of anybody? Not sure.

Were you there? Were you there? Yep, I was there. Okay, so his daughter was there. Was your mum there? No. there? Yep, I was there. Was your mum there? No. Okay, silver lighting I guess. Did you ever tell

him, Kayleigh? Were you ever like, Dad, you're an idiot? There's some things you just can't say, really. Yeah, I gotcha. It sounds like it might not have been that out of character for Kayleigh's dad to do that. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner. Got chicken chips on my jersey. You've got chippies on your shoulder. You've got a chip on your shoulder. Literally have chicken chips on my shoulder. Literally. Look, need I remind you, Clinton, that it is the day before a long weekend.

And if you know, you know. That's all we'll say. Yeah, it's been a long time since it's been worthy of that. But it has to be right. It has to be right. You know, and it's rare. Don't pre-empt it. It's rare, but we'll see.

We'll see. Okay, let's kick it off with Shanice. Hi, Shanice. Hi. What have you got planned for the long weekend? Just doing... Oh, we're just trying to start some new traditions around Latter-day City, so that's what we're looking forward to.

Oh, cool. A lot of families doing that, eh? Because it's such a new holiday. Yeah, what are you doing? What's the new traditions? We're going over to some friends' house. Our friends' house. They're having, like, quail eggs, and we're going to do, friends' house. A friend's house. We're having like

quail eggs and we're going to do like a little bong on fire. Yum! I thought you said we're going to do a little bong

and I was like that's an interesting tradition, Sinead. Boil up on a bong? I mean, whatever floats your boat. A pipe and a cripe? Alright, Sinead.

Shove it a bun, go. What is your birthday, my friend? This past June June 1999. I'm walking to bongo. You were 16 in 2015, and here's your birthday banger. Taylor Swift, Bad Bong. Flood.

Oh, Bad Blood. What do you reckon, Shanice? Oh, you can't go wrong with Taylor Swift. Yeah. That was quite a fun one from her. It's a banger. Let's do a birthday banger for Archie Grace, who's doing mum's birthday banger.

Hi, Archie Grace. Hi, Archie Grace. Hi. How old are you, Archie Grace? Nine. Nine. Okay, nine. So you've got a few years yet before we can do yours,

but we can do your mum's. What's her name? Bridget. Okay, nine. So you've got a few years yet before we can do yours, but we can do your mum's. What's her name? Gretchen. Okay, perfect. And what is her birthday, Archie Grace? October the 23rd, 1980. All right, that means she was 16 in 1996. And here's her birthday bag.

Everyone together. Hey, Macarena. and here's her birthday bang. Everyone together. Hey, Macarena. What do you reckon, Archie? It's good. I don't want it. It's a fun one. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Dan. G'day, Dan. Hi, Dan. G'day, how are you? A long-time listener, first-time caller. Wait right there, Dan. Oh, you snuck in there, Dan. G'day, how are you? Long-time listener, first-time caller. Wait right there, Dan. Oh, you've snuck in there, Dan. And I was put up to this by my wee girl, Rose.

She has been on before. She's your longer-time listener. Okay, okay. Shout-out to Rose. We appreciate you forcing your dad to come on. We love that. We love it. Hey, Dan, what is your date of birth, mate?

2nd of September, 1974. Coming up the half century. Yeah, the old half century for you, Dan. That means you were 16 in 1990. Let's see what we got. Oh, it's a ripper. Oh, yeah, you can't go wrong there. Bon Jovi.

Yeah. You a fan, Dan? Yeah. I used that little long hair at the back. I was going to say, you sound like a man who's got a Bon Jovi haircut, Dan. No, no, not now. I can't grow hair anymore. It's a good one, Dan. His hair went out in a blaze of

glory. Yep. Alright, wait there Dan. I'm voting Macarena for a couple of reasons. It's fun before the long weekend. It's also the tune to the Matariki song that all of the kids sing at school. Is it? Yeah. Oh, okay. Ooh, I was gonna go

Bon Jovi. You go with whatever you want Because my bogan roots run deep But I do like that story You've told me Hey Matariki Nah screw it We'll go Macarena

Yeah it's the right choice Archie Grace You are a legend You just won birthday banger for your mum Have a great Matariki Thanks for listening to ZM Archie Grace, you are a legend. You just won birthday banger for your mum. Have a great Matariki. Thanks for listening to ZM. Thanks, guys.

See you. Bye. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. State of Origin Game 2. Look, I don't want to talk about it. Hiding. It was an absolute belting. Yeah. My team, the Queenslanders, copped last night.

But don't talk about it. No, I don't want to talk about it, but I will acknowledge the Blues played a great game. But it was hard to watch. It was even harder to watch because I was wearing my Queensland jersey and I was at a sports bar last night and I copped it. You'd be a target.

You know, the banter, the fun banter that happens. I feel like most Aucklanders support New South Wales too. There was a lot of New South Wales supporters there. I take that back. Most inner city Aucklanders support New South Wales too. There was a lot of New South Wales supporters there. I take that back. Most inner city Aucklanders support New South Wales. I think there's a good mix, but at the bar last night, it seemed to be full of blue supporters.

So that was that. But that's not the biggest event that went down last night at this bar. The game wasn't the biggest event? The game was not the biggest show that went down at the bar last night. I've looked over, because we were kind of sitting in a booth at this sports bar, and there was some commotion, a kerfuffle over at

the bar, and I've kind of looked over and I noticed that it was this young lad and this woman and they were having words with each other. They were having words with each other, there was a bit of commotion. And all of a sudden she picks up her drink and throws her drink in this guy's face.

Like just launches it across the bar and it fully nails him right in the face. Just the liquid, right? Just the liquid. The liquid. And I've never seen that in person before. I was like, look at that. I've never seen it. I was like I was like, look at that! I've never seen it.

I was like, jeez, I wonder if he said something or she's just blind. He must have done something. He must have done something. Said something. That's a finishing move. That's conversation over. There's no coming back from that.

And that says I'm done with you as well. Yeah. Like, I'm not looking to make up. I'm not looking to reconcile after this. That's it. It's all over. Have's no coming back from that. Yeah. And that says I'm done with you as well. Yeah. Like, I'm not looking to make up. I'm not looking to reconcile after this. It's all over. Have you ever thrown a drink in someone's face? I've never thrown a drink in someone's face. Ellie.

Producers? Ellie and Ella, our producers today, have you ever thrown... You have thrown a drink in someone's face. No, no, no. I was just saying yes to my name. Oh, okay. But I haven't in anger.

No. No. So never have you? I have had a drink thrown in my face but it's not what you would think. What did you do? One time when Maddy McLean was filling in he had seen it happen on the Real Housewives and he said he always

wanted to try it so I volunteered to have a drink thrown in my face. How did it feel? It's so funny because I have come up with the idea this afternoon where I thought I'm going to give each of you an opportunity to live out. It's one of my dreams, but if you've ever wanted to throw a drink in someone's face, I'm going to step up and volunteer

as tribute this afternoon. Do we get to throw it in your face? What? Oh, my gosh. Three glasses of water in them. Are you sure you want to do this? And if each of you want to take the opportunity, I'm willing to have a glass of water thrown in my face by each of you.

I'm honoured. But this is the only time. This is the only time I'm going to offer it. And you've got to take it now or leave it. I'm taking it, baby. I'm not going to pass up this opportunity. It's fine. Right, so I've got two takers.

I mean, if you want a third, all right. All right, who wants to go first? Ella, get in here. You're going first. Actually, everybody come in here. I think the best way we should do this is... We set the scene a little bit? We set the scene a little bit.

Do you know what you've done? And I think I am going to say something offensive to Ella, which would then cause... Yeah, you've got to provoke her. You know? Okay. Which would cause her to throw a drink in my face. So I'm trying to get into character.

Okay. So I'm like really upset. Okay, so you ready? No, you did touch my clothes. Well, you've got a dumb looking face. You didn't say that! I said it. Whoa.

Kind of nearly missed. I was really worried she was going to let go of the glass just then. You're bad. No, that's okay. That's okay. I'll give it a solid six. She held back a little bit. She held back.

All right, Ellie, get in here. All right. All right, here's your glass. This is your one opportunity. Are you ready? I'm going to say something, then you can react after that. You know, I would go home with you, but I've got standards. Well, I don't want to go home with you anyway.

What? It's going down my bra. Again, Ellie, you held back a little bit. It kind of flopped out of the glass a little bit. Yeah. All right. One more opportunity. Let me close my electronics.

All right, Clint. Here we go. I will not be holding back. You've got the glass of water. Yeah. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. I just can't.

I'm just over it. That is the most poor excuse for nipples I have ever seen. Hey, my mum gave me these nipples. Yep, that one went into my eardrum Got him That was good That one was audible Wow

It was Wasn't it? You look kind of weird It's going all over my side In the background Put your napkin in the studio I need a towel Try it at home tonight

You having a glass of red wine? Harden it pisses you off? I feel moist Quick glass to the face And not in the good way My make-up's running Can you imagine me walking I know Hartner pisses you off? I feel moist. Quick glass to the face. And not in the good way. Bree and Clint. My makeup's running.

Can you imagine me walking? You've been caught in a storm. I know. Something weird, okay? Just three of us decided we all needed to throw our drink in Bree's face, if you missed it. Yeah, I mean, I deserved it. It was okay. Yeah, it came from my nipples. Yeah, I did.

And I know not to come for your nipples. I know you've got sensitive nipples. I mean, you're sensitive about your nipples. They're also quite sensitive, but that's not the point. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. Hey, we did a thing last week which was a bit of fun.

It was a bit of fun. I thought we could do it again. A little thing we like to call, I think we can all agree that, and then you say something to try and get the room to agree with you. We're looking for common ground. Yes. In a time where we have never been more divided. Right now, yeah.

You've all just thrown a glass of water in my face. Sometimes we're always against each other. Exactly. So wouldn't it be great? It's the generation versus generation. We could agree on something this week. Okay. I've got one straight off the bat that I know will unify the team.

All right. I know we can get the team. And by the way, if you're just joining us, producer Ellie is back. Hello. You will be part of this today. Okay. You need to tell us if you agree with the thing. All right.

It's just a quick decision. Agree, disagree. It's 2019, Egan. Ellie's back in the building. I think we can all agree that it's time that some products started coming with the charging bit that you actually put into the wall again. Yes. I know we're trying to save the environment,

but I've got to plug that USB thing into something, and everything is just coming with the cord. I need some more of the pluggy bits. Yes, I agree. I agree. I've run out of iPhone and iPhone charges. I feel like it's just an excuse for them to not put it in to save money. Yeah, put it in.

Yeah, it is. Always to save money. Okay, we all agree? Yeah. I agree with that. I think we all agree. I think we can all agree that 24-hour time is definitely more confusing. Absolutely.

Like, is it not? Agree. Agree. And the thing I find weird about it is it's meant to be simpler. Absolutely. Is it not? Agree. Agree. And the thing I find weird about it is it's meant to be simpler. Yeah. I'm not saying it doesn't serve a purpose but it's definitely more confusing. I agree. Just use A and P

in baby. You didn't agree straight away. I thought maybe you'd gone and done like some time in the military or something. She would have been to the Navy because she would have looked so cute in the Navy watch. Oh you would have. What time is it right now in 24 hour time? 1800 nearly. Nearly 1800. Nice. You know the

only reason I know that is because I used to work at a car rental company and they used 24 hour time and the customer would look at me because I'd be like 1, 2, 3, 4. When you get the car back at 0600. They'd be like it's 5.30. Ella?

I think we can all agree that if someone skips a song in the middle of the song, it's annoying. Like if you're at a party or something. Or in a car. Yeah, DJ Harp Song.

Two second DJ. That's a great name for a DJ. But it's so annoying. And then they could DJ to a bunch of ADHD people who would love it. They would love it, yeah. Yeah, we agree. Ellie,

I think we can all agree, it's worth splashing out for the three-ply toilet paper. Handy peasy. It is. Paper. Yeah, no, it's worth it. It's worth it, yes. 100%. Because you use more of the one-ply because it's not thick enough, right? Where are you getting one-ply from? It's been tough. times are tough in this cost of living, mate.

Jeez. I've had one ply. Have you? Yeah, and I've regretted it. I know you can get two ply from like Pack and Save and the warehouse and stuff. The one ply is so thin. I know I'm privileged because I don't even know where to get it. You're like, where do you even buy that?

I don't even know where to get anything less than three ply. I've never even seen it. In my house, we've got 12-ply. Oh, that'd be nice. Ellie, back me up on this. One-ply, I'm not joking, is so thin you can see through it. Yes. The risk of a finger going all the way through. Oh, that's 100% guaranteed.

It's not even the risk. It happens every time. Every time. And you've used three times as much. Yeah. Bree and Clint. That will do. That's about all three times as much. Yeah. That will do. That's about all we've got left in us.

So time for a long weekend, I guess. I am running on empty. Need to get myself to a gas station and fuel up. What would you run on? Me? You'd be diesel, I reckon. No, you'd be diesel. Why?

All those black fumes coming out the back of you. Excuse you. Excuse you. I'd run on... You'd run on premium. Thank you very much. Because you only... because you need the best. That's a compliment. I was going to say I'm happy to go on 91. I'm a man of the people.

Listen to you. A man of the people doesn't say I'm a man of the people. Yes, we do. Okay. I believe you. Yes, we do. I believe you. I believe you. Anyway, I've got to get out of here.

I've got a booking at a very nice restaurant in Ponsonby to get to. Table for two at Prego, please. Man of the people. Have a great weekend, everybody. Happy Matariki. Make sure you get in touch with your loved ones this weekend. That's what it's all about. And we will catch you back early in the morning next

week for some breakfast radio brand clips. Oh, God, yeah, you keep reminding me. We will see you then bright and early. See you then. Bye. Be safe. Bye-bye. I'm done for my life.