ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th March 2023

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

What gross things have you eaten? Clint's pet name theory Who's got an NFT? Awful weddings   *This episode was produced by a legendary broadcasting professionalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello. Hello, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast with Brianne Clinton Ella, because Claudia's not here, she's sick. She got the vomies. Poor thing. Yeah. Bad sausage. What would you rather have, the vombs or spitty bum?

Spitty bum any day. Oh, yeah, me too actually. The vombs can like actually physically really hurt you. They're also really like, because I don't spew much, but when I do it's like really... Violent. Violent, but also like... Traumatising.

Traumatising, yeah. Me too. After I vomit it, I'm very much like... I know. I used to be like that. Now I'm just whatever. No, I feel so traumatized by it. I've always, oh, it's making me feel sick now.

So feral. This is feral. How are we weakens? Anyway, the reason we say that is because Ross has stepped up to make the podcast in Claudia's absence. Ross Boss. So. The boss of ZM. This is what we want from you guys.

It's been a while since Ross Boss has done some producing, so if you hear some mistakes or if it's not quite right, can you please send that feedback to our Bree and Clint podcast family on Facebook? Oh, yeah, we'll read some of the feedback tomorrow if it's good. Yeah. I mean, in an ideal world, there's no feedback because he does a great job on the podcast. That's what we want to happen for Ross. It's what we want for him. Ross, man.

I think we bring that back. I think we start calling him Ross, man. He hates it, doesn't he? He hates it, yeah. That's why we should do it. That was his radio name. When he used to be on the radio, that's what they called him. Ross, man.

Ross, man. Can't breathe. Do you guys have old nicknames in the radio? Nah. Oh. Not really. We were in the radio? Nah. Oh. Not really. We were kind of after that generation. Right.

Yeah, we came after that. Okay. I'm so glad I didn't. Same. To be honest. What would yours be? Do they say it's like what your first email address would have been? You'd be Kooza or something.

Choozy. Something really Australian. Tartars. Bacon. I like that. Tomo. Tits McGee. Itty bitty titty committee.

I don't reckon you'd be on that one. Oh, thanks. Wow. Who's got bigger boobs, me or you, Ella? I want to chop mine off. No, no, no. You heard it here first. Hey, I'm allowed to ask that because ladies are allowed to ask that question.

True. Okay, I'll just respectfully observe the conversation. I'm going to say you're, I mean, I can't see you right now, but I'm going to say I can't see You don't have to answer this by the way It's a blind guess 10 Double D

Wow, 12D Oh, I was so close Yeah, the deer They're annoying Okay, your turn She's from Queensland, can I go first? What does that have to do with it? Yeah, they're there. They're annoying. Okay, your turn. You guess mine. 12. She's from Queensland. Can I go first?

What does that have to do with it? What? Four X. That was good. That was good. That was a Queensland joke. Oh, okay. 12.

Let me look at them. Hey. I'm wearing a sports bra, though. 12 Let me look at them A I'm wearing a sports bra though Maybe C D 12 double D Double D's baby Double D's nuts

But I will confess It is rare that I put on An underwire bra these days. Like, I just don't want to, eh? Do you reckon this is the day that Ross is making the podcast intro into its own special podcast? I reckon this is good stuff. This is the day we do it, eh? Where we guess each other's boob size.

I just forgot he's editing this. I hope he doesn't hear this. No, Ross loves it. He forgot as well. So maybe this will never see the light of day. He probably will never hear this, but Ross, you're welcome for the choosy chat. That's from Tata's. Tata's.

Oh my gosh, guess what? What's my nickname? We've got 30 seconds. Oh, don't all speak at once. Don't all zone in on some of my classic characteristics. You know what? Fuck it, we're going to leave. No, you would be the itty bitty titty committee

Yeah, itty bitty nippy committee Enjoy the podcast, good luck Ross Byte Good everybody, welcome to the Monday edition of the Bree and Clint Show Just trying to explain to my mum over text message how she can watch Ted Lasso Oh yeah It's quite difficult Just trying to explain to my mum over text message how she can watch Ted Lasso. Oh, yeah. It's quite difficult. Yeah, this is the millennial tech help desk helping out the boomers again. Can you maybe mute your phone, you boomer?

I was like, where's that coming from? Are we playing something? Bree's like, it's hard being the technology one in the family, you know. Oh, it's so hard. Meanwhile, you can't shut your own phone up. What even was that? I don't even know. You can see why things never get done in my family.

I would love to be a fly on the wall in the conversation. Should we ring your mum and try and get her to set up Apple TV? Jeez. We don't have that much time on the show today. We don't have enough time, but we do have four hours, but I don't know if we could get it done in that time. We're going to award another next flight winner today at five o'clock. And we're going to call somebody and say, hey, guess what?

You're in studio with Fletch, Gwen and Hayley tomorrow morning and catching the next flight out of the country. Yeah, that's exciting. We also have some amazing prizes thanks to Cookie Time on the show. Oh, $500 cash? I know, and you get to taste their new Cookie Time ice cream sandwiches. So we'll do that at 4 o'clock today. At 4 o'clock, so be listening out for that.

First, we're going to kick off the show with Tradie versus Lady. That's right. If you want to compete on either of those teams, now's the time to call 0800-DIAL-ZM. We're playing for 50 KFC. No, no. $50 cash. $50 real dollars that you playing for 50 KFC. No, no. $50 cash. $50 real dollars that you can spend at KFC

or you can spend on cryptocurrency if you want. It's completely up to you. Whatever you like. Maybe buy an NFT. An NFT of a piece of chicken. Yeah. Free and Cleanse. Trading versus ladies.

Score update for the year. It's still a very tight race. The Ladies still one point out in the lead. They're on 25. The Tradies on 24. Let's meet our Lady first. She's calling in from the Tron. She is 43 and she has two shushage dogs.

Welcome to the show, Amy. G'day, Amy. Long-haired or short-haired dogs? And it's smooth, so they're short-haired. Oh, short-haired. What's their names? Yeah. Vincent and Bridget.

Love it. I love a human name for a dog, Amy. Same. Yeah, got to have a human name because they're after children. Absolutely. I thought you were going to have a human name because they're after children. Absolutely. I thought you were going to ask her long or short sausage. How many inches are we talking?

Okay, we've got to move on, Amy. Let's go to our tradie. They're calling in from Tauranga. They're 26 and they spend most of their time upside down. Welcome to the show, Spider-Man. I mean, welcome to the show, Ryan. How you going? Dracula, is that you?

Not quite, not quite. Why are you upside down so much, Ryan? I train calisthenics, but most of it's in a handstand. You train calisthenics in a handstand? That's it, yeah. Okay, I thought it was going to be something trade-related, like you paint the underside of houses or something. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Ryan, your buzzer is tradie. Amy, your buzzer is lady. And the first person to give us three correct answers gets $50 cash. That's from our friends at KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What nationality is the singer Sia?

She sings a lot of massive songs. Titanium. Yeah. Chandelier. Lady. Alive. Amy. Is she Canadian?

No. But good on you for having a guess. If you don't know, have a guess. Ryan. Yeah. Tony. Yeah. Australian.

Well done. She is Australian from Adelaide, actually, in South Ryan? Yeah. Tony? Yeah. Australian? Well done. She is Australian from Adelaide actually in South Australia. Yeah. Who would have thought? Question number two, one to the tradies. Which of these famous females has Harry Styles been photographed playing tonsil hockey with? Kendall Jenner?

Emma Ratajkowski? Or Sydney? Yes. Ryan? Kendall? No. No. Amy, do you want to guess? The last option is Sydney Sweeney. So Emma Ratajkowski or Sydney Sweeney?

Sydney Sweeney? No. Emma Ratajkowski. Am I saying that? I think so. Ratajkowski? Ratajkowski. I think that's right.

She's stunning anyway. And there's a lot of jealous women around the world. God, they are a good-looking couple. Very good-looking couple. If they are a couple. Question number three, no points there for anyone. In which movie would you find the yellow brick road? Tony.

Yes, Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Oh, I forgot what I was going to say. I'm going to buzz you out. Amy. The Wizard of Oz. Well done.

It is, of course, the Wizard of Oz. We are all tied up. It's one each. Question number four. How many flavours are there in a box of Froot Loops? If you don't know, have a guess. Yes, Amy. Five?

No. Ryan? Fine? No. Ryan? Star Trek? No. Bit of a trick question. There's one flavour. They're all the same flavour. One flavour?

Apparently, they've combined. All those colours are one flavour. Orange, lemon, cherry, raspberry, apple, blueberry, lime into one flavour. I'll tell you what the flavour is. It's sugar. Wow. You know what else always blows my mind is that a rainbow paddle pop is caramel flavour. What?

No way. Didn't you know that? No. Yeah. I thought it was rainbow flavour. It's actually caramel flavour. You get one and you try it. Far out.

Okay, hey, look, we're all tied up. We're going to make this the tie-break question, and this will be for the win, okay? Okay, you ready, guys? So be on those buzzers. Question number five. What TV streaming service makes this noise? Tide.

Ryan? Netflix. Well done. Oh. Just got in there, Ryan. $50 cash coming your way. How good? And an audible groan from our lady this afternoon.

Sorry, Amy. It was a tight one, Amy. You were right in it. The sausage dogs need sausage, don't they? I know. What am I going to feed them? Bugger. Thanks for playing, guys.

That makes the score 25 all in Tradiverse Lady. And we all learned something here this afternoon. The Froot Loops bit. The paddle pop thing too. And the see ya bit. Yeah. Buzzy G. Bree and Clint.

Speaking of different places around the world that I'd like to travel to, Japan, top of my list. Is that? I was talking to a friend of mine who moved over there recently for a year to work on the ski fields but then also just to live in Japan and have that experience. God, that would be cool. So cool.

He reckons it's the best thing he's ever done in his life. Yeah. What a, like, cultural exchange, you know, like. So different. So different. So, so different. Anyway, I said to him, you know, what's one of the coolest things that you've done recently? And he said, oh, well, I went to this restaurant and I ate something that could have killed me.

It wasn't whale, was it? No, no, no, no, no, no. It wasn't dolphin? No, no, no, no. He's not that type of guy. Right. Something that could have killed him. Not that puffer fish that Homer ate on The Simpsons that time?

Puffer fish. It was puffer fish. It was. Did I guess it? So he went to this, there's a couple of, he said there's different restaurants around the country. It's legal. Yeah.

But I believe it's called Fugu. Oh, yeah? And it's literally deadly puffer fish. Wow. Why would you eat it? Well, he said. Is it like a fear factor thing? Yeah, I think it's like an experience.

Joe Rogan's like, you've got to eat this, man. Maybe it tastes good. I have no idea. I said, you know, how much did it cost? He said this particular restaurant that he went to, that's their thing. They specialise in different courses and you don't just eat it like once. You eat it throughout the whole meal. Right.

Everything has this pufferfish in it. I don't know about everything, but a lot of stuff. Yeah. It's like a puffer fish degustation. Puffer fish tiramisu. Yeah, pretty much. He said when he went, it was about 30,000 yen. And I've looked it up.

It's about $370 per person, New Zealand. Oh, for the risk of death. Yeah. Right. So it's like a fine dining experience. Surely there's no risk. Surely there's no risk. Surely there's no risk. Surely the restaurant couldn't serve it if there's any risk,

but they have to be like, oh, watch out, it could kill you. Or they make people sign a waiver. Yeah, one of the two. Yeah, one of those. I don't think. You wouldn't do it? Nah, I don't think I have the urge to do that. The constitution?

Yeah. What about if you were in France, would you eat the snails? Yeah, see, also not at the top of my list. I can hardly enjoy a snail. Would you? Yeah, cooked in butter. No, not one that you've cooked. No, not one that you've cooked.

Producer Ella, we could find some snails here in New Zealand. Not your shitty garden variety snails. No, we'll get you some garden. No, I'm talking about French. Hold on. What did you say? Cooked in butter. Yeah.

Es Cargo. You find me New Zealand's leading French chef and I'll eat his French. Hold on. What did you say? Cooked in butter. Yeah. Es Cargo. You find me New Zealand's leading French chef and I'll eat his snails. Garlic butter snails. I'll find you some. No, not your garlic butter snails. I'll get them from New World. Hulk, I'm so glad when you say stuff like that. Producer Ella, please put that on the show for tomorrow.

Yeah, will do. No. Yeah. I'm sure Whitney Breezedog might have a few in her mouth. She brings some please put that on the show for tomorrow. Yeah, we'll do. No. Yeah. I'm sure Whitney Bree's dog might have a few in her mouth. Yeah, she brings some snails in from the garden sometimes. Whitney's dog,

sorry, do you have hearing problems? Is Whitney the dog New Zealand's leading French chef? I don't think so. You don't know. No, alright. She might,

she did study in Pali. No, my mouth, my choice, okay? Your mouth. Keep your, keep your, okay, we'll give you, we'll give you a choice. Keep your? No, my mouth, my choice, okay? Your mouth. Keep your... Okay, we'll give you a choice of... Keep your snail out of my mouth. We'll give you a choice of a few different things.

It'll be... One of them will be puffer fish. It'll be puffer fish, snails, bull testicle. Dog too. Yeah. I thought we could ask people this afternoon because I'm really interested in this stuff because a lot of people that listen to this show

would have been to a lot of different interesting places. Definitely. And there is some really weird stuff you can try. You can eat around the world. Yeah, definitely. Have you been one of those people and can you please call 0800DIALZM and tell us what is the craziest thing

you've ever eaten? What's the weirdest thing that someone who listens to ZM has consumed? Oh, $800 ZM. You can text it in to 9696. And you can keep your snails to yourself. Thank you very much. Oh, we found a restaurant. You know how you find a snail, eh?

Follow the snail trail. We're asking you the question, what's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Me personally, the weirdest thing, which it wasn't that weird, but in Vietnam I ate crickets. Oh, yeah. Which they were cooked and they weren't bad. They reckon that's the future, you know. Yeah.

Cricket flour. Yes, cricket flour. They can make a lot of stuff from crickets. It's got protein in it. The part I didn't like about it was we went to the farm first and it felt like you were in a horror film because there was just so many crickets everywhere. And then they were like,

please make your way to the house where you can now eat them. Now that you've met your dinner, please. I went to this place in Australia. I think we were in Bondi. And there was this farm and there was these cows and the restaurant was near the cows. And like, that's what you're eating. And I'm like, oh, that's not that nice. Oh, no.

Not ideal. For me. Yeah, well, what's the, Clint, tell me, what's the weirdest thing you've consumed? Well, I feel like I would win this competition. Unfortunately, Bree, it's 3.30 and there's kids in the car, so I can't say the things. We can't broadcast it again. All we'll say is it's 3.30 and there's kids in the car, so I can't say the things. We can't broadcast it again. All we'll say is it's from a horse.

Anyway, if you know, you know. Let's go to Jeff. Hi, Jeff. Hello, Jeff. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. Jeff, tell us, mate, was it you that ate something weird? Yes, I was in Malaysia and I was served a dinner of monitor lizard.

Monitor lizard. Are they the big ones? It was. It was huge. They caught it down at the rubbish dump. Do you say they caught it at the rubbish dump? Yes. Yes, they did.

Was it a delicacy or had you run out of money? Yeah, they kind of caught their own food where I was staying. Yeah, right. And it has this great ability to raise the temperature of your body when you eat it. What? Don't knock it till you've tried it. How was it? How was it?

It was very soft and chewy and not that great. I wouldn't recommend it. Okay. No, good. Doesn't sound like, yeah, it doesn't sound the best. Let's go to Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole.

Hi. Nicole, tell us what's the strangest thing you've eaten? Well, to sort of make things worse is I used to actually have one of these as a pet. Oh, no. And then when I was in Peru, I ate guinea pig. Oh!

And it was really delicious. No! Really, Nicole? It was really delicious. No, really, Nicole? It was really crispy. It was like KFC. Our producer, Ella, has guinea pigs. How does that make you feel, Ella? Sad. Yeah.

I had guinea pigs growing up, and I also went to Peru, and I was also served guinea pig. Couldn't do it. I had this mental block where I bit into it, and I was like, I can't do it. I literally cannot force this food down. But you're saying, Nicole, I should have persevered. It's quite nice.

It's actually quite nice. It's like real crispy. Yeah. When I couldn't eat my guinea pig, the guy sitting next to me goes, send it my way, brother. He ate two guinea pigs. I can just imagine Nicole. She's like, God, I'm craving some Kentucky Fried Guinea Pig.

Some real bizarre text coming through on the text machine. Someone said, I ate a snake hot pot with the beating heart and then snake bile and blood put into vodka. That sounds horrific. Also, I've eaten raw octopus in wasabi. Accidentally ate cat in Vietnam too. Really? Yeah. Cat? How do you accidentally?

Because you don't know what you're ordering. Someone else said our family friend lived next to a very big North Island lake and served us up as kids grilled swan legs. Swan? Who? We should have said at the start that this conversation is not vegan. and grilled swan legs. Swan? Who is going to...

We should have said at the start that this conversation is not vegan. Ray's here finally. G'day, Ray. Hi, Ray. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us, Ray.

Always good to catch up with you guys. Oh, good to have you on the show again, Ray. So, yeah, I just wanted to say I hate jest. Nothing wrong with Monitor lizard mate That's pretty much Friday night bar chow For us Okay

You love a monitor lizard What's weird for you though Ray I haven't had it Since I moved to New Zealand So yeah What's the weirdest thing You've eaten though Ray So we have a traditional dish

In the Philippines Called balut It's quite a famous dish In Fear Factor What it is It's a fertilized duck egg. So you wait for the duck egg to get fertilized. Leave it alone for a couple of weeks so that the duckling is pretty much half formed

and then you hard boil it. Yeah. Oh, no. Crack it open. Yeah. And it's just absolutely brilliant. Right. Yeah.

I mean, no disrespect, right? I think. Right. Look, do you think maybe you could have been a little bit more descriptive? I think he nailed it, actually. Because that's going to make me dry reach for a few hours, I think, Ray. All right. Barbecue at Ray's house this weekend?

Nah. I've got a supply of duck eggs, yeah. I'll bring the monitor, Liz, and thanks, Ray. Hey, I read this theory on the internet today and I thought you and I could test it out. Okay. Theory goes like this. It's from Lauren on Twitter.

She's at notabigjerk. Great Twitter handle. Good Twitter handle. This is it. Every type of Italian sausage is a good name for a cat. And every type of German sausage is a good name for a cat and every type of German sausage is a good name for a dog. Bratwurst. Bratwurst.

Bratwurst. Not a great name for a dog. You don't reckon? Nah. You don't reckon Bratwurst is a good name for a dog? Nah. See, I'm a big human name. Yeah.

Names for pets. Drop that. Okay, you need to get over that for the purpose of this experiment. Chorizo, good name for a dog. No, good name for a cat. Or a dog. Okay, you need to get over that for the purpose of this experiment. Chorizo, good name for a dog. No, good name for a cat. Or a dog. Okay, let's test it out. Okay.

So what I've got here are five different types of, first of all, Italian sausage. Luigi. To decide if these are good names for cats. Okay. First one. Salamela.

Sounds like salmonella. Does sound like salmonella, doesn't it? A little bit. But it's not. It's salamela. Sounds like salmonella. It does sound like salmonella, doesn't it? A little bit. But it's not. It's salamela. Salamela. Good name for a cat, bad name for a cat? I'd give it a solid six.

Six out of ten? Yeah. Okay, that's a pass. We're giving the cat the... It's a pass. Second one, mortadela. Yeah, that's a good name. Good name for a cat, isn't it?

Yeah. Mortadella, the cat. Mortadella. Morty, Morty. Morty. Come get your food. Come here, you fat sausage. Okay, third type of Italian sausage I've got for you.

Sopressato. Sopressato. Sopressato. It's quite long. Okay. What about this one? You'll like this one. Salami.

That's a great name for a cat. That's a good name for anyone. Salami. I'd call my firstborn child Salami. Salami, yeah. Because I love it so much. Salami. Salami, it's a great name.

Okay. Three out of four, that's a pass. Okay. The Italian sausage, officially good names for cats. Yeah. Now we get a bit harder, and this is going to be harder for me to pronounce, so we move on to the German sausage. Okay.

First one, you've already covered it. Bratwurst. Bratwurst. Sounds quite angry. Yeah, it's a dog name, not a cat name. But imagine if you had like a Cavoodle and its name's Bratwurst. Okay, yeah, I hear you on that one. You know, I'm going to say no.

What about Weezwurst. Okay, yeah, I hear you on that one. You know, I'm going to say no. What about Weeswurst? Sounds like a name for a wiener dog. Weeswurst? Weeswurst. Yeah. Blattwurst. What is it? These are the names of German types of sausage.

Okay. Blattwurst. Does that work as a dog's name? It sounds quite angry too. It does, doesn't it? sausage. Okay. Blotwurst. Does that work as a dog's name? Sounds quite angry too. It does, doesn't it? Yeah. Okay. Surely this one.

Frankfurter Wursterschen. Yeah. That works, eh? Frank. Frank. Frank for short. Frank. Yeah.

Leberwurst. No. Nah, doesn'turst. No. Nah, doesn't work. And the last one. Thuringer Rostbratwurst. How many dogs are you calling over? That's just one dog. It's too long.

Yeah. If they do like a poo on the carpet, you need to be able to yell it out. You do, don't you? You know? Yeah, okay. I mean. Well, just proven, I think, that theory. You do, don't you? You know? Yeah, okay. I mean. Well, just proven, I think, that theory. Do you guys have cabana in New Zealand?

Cabana? Yeah. Is it a type of sausage? Yeah. No? My friend's growing up, their childhood dog's name was Cabana. Cabana? Yeah.

Okay. That's a cute name. I got a mate from Rotorua who called his kid Cheese Sizzler, though. No, he didn't. No, he didn't, but you'd believe me if I said it. I was on the cusp. Okay, question for you. What do Lindsay Lohan, this is not a joke by the way,

it sounds like a joke. What do Lindsay Lohan, Neo and Lil Yachty have in common? They all own beach nightclubs. Probably, but no, that's not the answer that I was looking for. They've all been charged for promoting cryptocurrency on social media. I don't understand it. I also don't understand when the Kardashians do those big giveaways with all that stuff.

Yeah, Kim got in a lot of trouble. Did she? A lot of trouble for the same thing, for promoting crypto, but not, you're allowed to promote crypto if that's the shitty kind of influencing you want to do. Yeah. You're welcome to, but you have to put hashtag ad on it. Yeah, right.

You have to say that you're being paid. You're being paid to talk about it. To promote cryptocurrency. Eight celebrities in the States have just been charged for this. The charges, illegally promoting crypto tokens without disclosing that they were being paid to promote them. As if they would do that on their own accord. And are you getting paid in money or are you getting paid in crypto?

Crypto. Dogecoin. Because really, really, if you believe the crypto is that good, you should be getting paid in crypto. Do you reckon Dogecat purchased some Dogecoin? No. I reckon she's a very smart operator. She started her own Dogecoin business. Wasn't 2021

slash 2022 a wild time when everybody was talking about crypto and Zuckerberg invented the metaverse and everybody was convinced that in the future they weren't going to live in a real house, they were going to live in an NFT. And it was time to get an NFT of a house instead of a real house.

I've decided that Mark Zuckerberg can get in the bin. Like I've seen the emails he's sent around to his staff and all the other crappy things he's done in the bin. He, I've seen the emails he's sent around his staff and all the other crappy things he's done in the bin. He's just waiting, though. Did you see that Biden is on the cusp of banning TikTok? Yeah, I know. If he bans that, Zuck's going to be like... He's like, I'm back, baby.

You guys heard of Reels? No. Biden, don't give this guy any more power. I want to talk about NFTs specifically because I've got some that I want to sell you. No, I want to know, I want to know, because I don't, I never bought one, but I want to know if anyone listening to this show bought an NFT.

Some of my partners, some of like good friends of ours, I remember a couple of years ago we were at a hen's do and around the table the conversation was happening and this one particular friend of ours said that her and her husband had just bought an NFT for $5,000. Crazy. And I was like, how much? It lives inside my computer.

And then she showed me on her phone and I was like, and so what do you do with it? And she's like, nothing. Just look at it. You just look at it. Yeah, phone and I was like, and so what do you do with it? And she's like, nothing. Just look at it. You just look at it. Yeah. Crazy. I was like, cool.

So no judgment. We're just really curious. Have you bought an NFT? What did you pay for it? And what's it worth now? And what is it? Someone just text through, WTF is an NFT. That's my thoughts exactly It's a valid question

We still don't know Not one that Bree and I can answer to be honest We're trying to find out if anybody listening to this show Has ever bought an NFT A non-fungible token Is that what it's called? I have no idea what it is You know one of those digital monkeys I tried to understand Did you buy one? I have no idea what it is. You know, one of those digital monkeys.

I tried to understand. Did you buy one? I don't get it. Very few people listening have. Somebody texted us though and they said, I bought a trillionaire thug. Cost me $3,000. And then almost overnight,

it went up in price. And then it tanked and I lost. What? I don't understand. They ended up losing. Oh, they bought another one. Oh, right. And then it tanked, so I lost about 10K.

What about this person? They lost $10,000 on Trillionaire Thugs. I bought several NFTs back in 2020. First one I bought was for 0.001 Eurythium. Oh, Ethereum. Ethereum, which is cryptocurrency, which was about $32 US. At the time, I ended up selling it for one Eurythium. Eurythium?

Ethereum. Ethereum. I say it wrong every time. Or $2,500 at the time. A few months passed and I buy my second one for 0.2 called Sneaky Vampire Series. And I ended up selling it for 1.5 Eurytheum. See, this is how the Ethereum. It's texts like this that get you into crypto, isn't it?

And was worth about 7,500 New Zealand dollars. Because I've just typed into Google how much is an NFT. And it can't tell you, obviously, because they're all different prices. I'm like, how do I buy an NFT? It looks like you have to buy them all in crypto. It's a weird system. It's a really weird system.

It is, and I feel like not many people understand it. I remember a guy, this was early in my radio career, so it would have been like maybe 2013, 2014, and he said to me, oh, you should buy some cryptocurrency. And he had bought Bitcoin at the time. Yeah.

And I can only imagine, I wonder if he made money on that. Because, I mean, crypto is going under as well, isn't it? Crypto? Well, I don't know. I don't know what the password is to get into my crypto wallet. I bought some in lockdown. It's on my old phone. I've got no idea how to get into it.

Oh, no. It's like that story of that guy who lost his password for his Bitcoin account. Yeah, exactly right. And he said it would be worth, like, it was his password for his Bitcoin account. Yeah, exactly right. And he said it would be worth, like, it was ridiculous, like $40 million at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you forget the password, that's it. I think Hamish and Andy have a Bitcoin. Really?

I think they have a Bitcoin, but they don't know the password to it. A single Bitcoin? Yeah, a Bitcoin. Hold on, let me Google how much is one Bitcoin. See, like Bitcoin and crypto, I can kind of understand. Yeah, Bitcoin is crypto. Yeah. Yeah.

No, but I can kind of understand the Bitcoin and the Dogecoin and the Eurytheum. Yeah, Ethereum. Yeah. How much is one Bitcoin worth right now? How much do you think? Oh, we're going to cross debris at the cryptocurrency desk. You have to disclose that this is an ad, by the way, or you get arrested like Lindsay Lohan.

I'm definitely not getting paid to talk about this. Bitcoin's price today is US $28,159. Whoa. So, I mean, not bad. It's a seven-day all-time low. Oh, okay. Sam's here. We'll just go out quickly.

We're running out. But Sam, you've got an NFT. Is that right? No, I know people. Okay. They have actually retired from NFTs and cryptocurrency. How old are these people? They're probably like mid 30s early 40s

And they're retired off cryptocurrency Yes They actually have Does it make you want to get into it because you hear these stories you don't hear the bad ones

but does that make you want to get into crypto Well it's probably too much for me but but they've been they actually had

a huge retirement party Party Yeah which was amazing, yeah. No way. God, they're really rubbing it in your face at that stage, eh?

They really are. Hey, everyone, come to our party to see how much more money we made than you on crypto. Right now it's time for a round of... Yeah! Oh, sorry. Guess That Voice! We didn't rehearse that. No, we didn't. Couldn't tell, sorry. Guess that voice.

We didn't rehearse that. No, we didn't. Couldn't tell, though. Seamless. A very simple game where we go head-to-head guessing celebrity voices the fastest and first to guess three correct wins for their team. 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line. We're going to play with T.

Hi, T. Hi, T. Sure. You're going to play with T. Hi, T. Hi, T. Sure. You're joining Team Clint. Yeah, roger. Is that because there's no T in Bree? No, not because of that. Can be if you want.

No. I know T in that name, brother. That's right. I went for it and it didn't work. That's okay. There isn't my last name though, T. Let's go to Caitlin, who's also playing Guess That Voice this afternoon. Hi, Caitlin.

Hi, Caitlin. Hi. You're on my team this afternoon, Caitlin. Sure are, girls versus boys. Girls versus boys. Let's do it. All right. Producer Ella's going to run the game.

Hi, Ella. Hello. Do we have a theme this week in Guess That Voice? Oh, we do. I'm so excited to choose one and I went with the theme of a comedy, comedians, basically because I went to a comedian show last night.

Michael McIntyre was in the city. So I went along the lines of laughs from comedians. Oh, so we're doing famous laughs. Is it famous laughs? Yeah, good luck. It's kind of hard to be honest. I would have guessed it would have been hard.

Yeah, good luck. Let's do this. Brie and I are going to go head to head first and then it's over to T and Caitlin to give it a go. All right. Here we go. First one. How tall am I a centimeter?

Brie. Yeah. Is that Kevin Hart? Yeah Is it? Yep 1.63 centimetres Oh it is too Yeah

Was it the height thing that gave it away? It was Yeah But he's got a very recognisable voice though too T and Caitlin this is not going to be easy No No Turn those radios down for us Please turn the radio down She's got a very recognisable voice though too. Tia and Caitlin, this is not going to be easy. No. No. Turn those radios down for us.

This is going to be easy. Please turn the radio down. Or else you won't be able to hear properly. Your buzzers are your names. Mm-hmm. And I'll give you a clue. This is a Kiwi. Here we go.

Okay. It's so illogical. Caitlin. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah? Who's that? No.

Give it a guess, Caitlin. Rhys Darby. Rhys Darby? No. No. Correct. T? T, you want to hear some more?

Yeah, why not? Yeah, okay. It's so illogical. Was my show as sad as this, what I'm looking at right now? It did have an element of melancholy that I think this hot dog represents. Go on, Caitlin, you want another guess? Yes, please. What was that?

Rose Matafayo. Rose Matafayo? Oh, yes, that's right. I didn't hear that, but yes. Nice work, Caitlin. Well done, Caitlin. All right, two to team Caitlin. This next one is simply just laughs, and you'll get why.

But just a laugh. All right. Oh, what's his name? No. You know it. Come on. Do you know who it is? No idea.

Oh, my God. I know who that is. Five. He was in the country this year. Two, one. Oh, no. It's such an iconic laugh. I'm going to have to get a replay on that.

Yep. You know who that is. What does his first name start with? Jay. Is that Fletch? No. No. Okay, Jay, anyone?

I've had such a mind blank. Oh, wow. I thought that would be the easiest. I've had such a mind blank. Oh, wow. I thought that'd be the easiest. I'm going to kick myself. It's Jimmy Carr. Of course. Jimmy Carr. Yes.

I'm so annoyed at myself. All right, back to T. Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. Were you guys saying... I got there. Yeah, I know, but it was our round, not your round. That's all right, Caitlin.

You can end on this one. T, Caitlin, this is another Kiwi. Here we go. Do we have a snorter? Yeah. Anyway. I know who that is. Technically Kiwi, but also South African.

She's South African. She's from Seven Days. Caitlin. This is a Carlton. Well done. Caitlin, you shredded in that game. Caitlin. Ursula Carlson. Well done. Caitlin, you shredded in that game. Yep. Nice.

We have 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Congratulations. My husband will be thrilled. Won't he? Amazing, Caitlin. Sorry, T, we got absolutely nothing. No, all good, bro. Not even one.

We didn't even get one. Yeah, you can go, shout out. Yeah, go on, T. Hey, shotties. Can I do a shout-out to all the Jellison boys? The Ruah Titty Gang? Yeah. Cheers.

Cheers. Yeah, nice. Sweet. Nice, T. Shout-out the Ruah Titty Gang. All right, here we go. Birthday banger time. Your opportunity to find out what was the number one song when you turned 16.

And we get to play one of these throwbacks on the show. So it's a bit of fun for everyone. The best banger of the day. Let's go to Stephanie first. Kia ora, Stephanie. Happy Monday. Steph. Hi.

How was your weekend, Steph? Get up too much? Busy, busy, working. Busy. Oh, stink buzz. Boo. Okay, well, let's do your birthday, Banger Steph. What's your birthday?

27th of September, 2002. All right, that means you were 16 not that long ago, back in 2018. And on that day, this would have been number one. We can do anything if we put our minds to it. Take your whole life and you put it on you. My love is yours if you're willing to take it. Beautiful song. On that day, this would have been number one. Beautiful song. Eastside, Betty Blanco and Halsey. And Khalid.

And Khalid. What do you think, Steph? I'll take it. Yeah, nice. It's a very flowy, smooth song, eh? It's, as the kids say, it's a vibe. It is a vibe, yeah. It's a vibe. Let's do a birthday banger for Lacey.

Hi, Lacey. Hi, Lacey. Hey, how's it? Good, mate. Did you get up too much for your weekend? No, it was a pretty chill weekend. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's do this thing.

What's your birthday? 26th of September, 1987. Oh, jeez. A day after Stephanie, but a few years before. Oh, day before. Just a couple of years. Yeah, sorry. It's a Monday for me.

You were 16 in 2003, Lacey, and here it is, your birthday banger. I didn't want to. Oh, banger. Yeah. Come on, Lacey. I can already tell this is a bit of you, Lacey. Oh, yeah, definitely. I fizzed over this song.

Nelly, Diddy and Murphy Lee. And it makes you do that weird walk. Yeah, yeah. Shake a tail feather. Yeah. Makes you shake a tail. I got my head bobbing already. Yes, Lacey.

All right, I'm hoping for big things for you, Lacey. We've got one more to do for Bridget. Kia ora, Bridget. G'day, Bridget. Hello. How are you, mate? Hi, Bridget. How are you doing?

Good to hear. We're good, thanks, Bridget. What's your birthday? 12th of December, 1974. All right, that means you were 16 in 1990. And back on the 12th of December, 1990, this was number one. Also a banger. Huge, massive.

You like it, Bridget? Love it. Love it? I mean, you can't beat the intro. All right, start. To this song because it was so iconic with Queen, right? Okay, not a hard decision. I really like that I Slice Baby song.

Shake your tail for them. Yeah, not a hard decision for me. And Lacey was vibing it. We were vibing it. Lacey, you've won. You're the winner. This next story is going to enrage some people. And I feel like you and I are not going to be impressed either.

This story's done the rounds. I've seen this going around for a couple of days. I saw it last week and I've read more into it and it's made me even angrier because there's a couple that's making news because they aren't serving alcohol at their wedding. What? But not just that. Wait, not just that.

They're not serving alcohol or any carbonated beverages. They're only serving water. No, sorry, that's illegal. That's against the law. Love you. Love your life that you're planning together. I'm not RSVPing to that wedding. What do you think I'm coming to the wedding for if it's not free booze,

dinner, and the chance to get dressed up and get lit with my friends? That's why we all go to weddings. It's the best part where you get on the pizzo with Aunty Julie and Cheryl. And you pay. Yeah. And I come, you pay. You know what I mean? Like, if you're coming to my wedding where I'm putting on a bar tab

and you're there and you're going to have a good time, then don't bloody stitch me up and not have anything at your wedding. Do you think that this is because, so they have a friend circle and they've attended, say they've been to five of their friends' weddings already, they've drunk nothing. So their friends' weddings already, they've drunk nothing. So their friends haven't had to shell out a cent on them so far. And so then they throw their wedding, they're like, nah, stuff it. Why should we pay for all your drinks?

So these are the details that I can see in the story. They've said that, they sound so boring to me. The only drink that they consume is water yeah they don't drink coffee they don't drink alcohol they don't drink soda they don't drink anything they don't drink tea no they don't drink anything other than water and so they decided that the wedding's going to be expensive and they can save a heap of money by only serving water at the wedding. No shit. You can save money by not feeding people as well.

You could save money by not inviting anybody as well. Yeah. Like. Can you imagine if you turned up to the wedding? And I know it's not like, and it's not just about the alcohol thing. Like if you're not serving, you're only serving water. You're just not hosting people. And I bet it's not that fancy

Italian bottled water either. I bet it's from the tap. Oh, it'll be from the tap. It'll be filtered tap water. If you're lucky, it'll be put through a britter. If you're really lucky, that'll be the top shelf drink you can get. I'd be rogable. Here's the thing about the wedding. People don't care what

they drink as long as there's drinks available. you know? Like they'll have the Coke, the off-brand Coke from the supermarket poured into a paper cup. That's fine. Right. But you've got to have something. You've got to have something other than water.

It's a wedding. You know, people want to let loose. You know what I'd be annoyed about. I can drink water and have a shit time at home. Exactly. Because it's going to be very quiet on the dance floor at that wedding. You know what I'd be annoyed about. I can drink water and have a shit time at home. Exactly. Because it's going to be very quiet on the dance floor at that wedding.

You know what I'd hate? No, it won't be quiet. You know why? Why? Because everyone will be bitching and moaning about the fact that there's only water

available at this wedding. Most people go, right, should we go home? Are you going to catch the bus? No, I'll probably just drive to be honest. Well, everyone can drive home. You can save money on Ubers.

I'd be the most annoyed if I was a person like you that had, you know. A drinking problem. You just outed yourself. No, if I had young kids at home. Weddings are an opportunity. Weddings are an opportunity where you get to be you again for a moment and you get to have some drinks and you get to be with all your friends and family and have a good time and then you turn up and they go,

ah, no alcohol. You're like, I've had no alcohol for the last five years where I've been raising little children. Here's an insight to you childless few out there. Weddings are kind of the only. They're the saving grace. They're the saving grace. They're the only default babysitter event.

Like you go... Because if you want to go out for dinner or something and you try and get your family to babysit, like that's like a luxury. But a wedding, you can't miss a wedding. No. You have to go. You have to go.

And you have to have a few drinks. You have to get dressed up and I have to stay up past my bedtime. So it has to be worth it. That's the thing. And then you're taking that away from people. So much water and yet this sounds like the most dry balls event I've ever heard.

Someone texts through and they said, for our wedding, we did bring a plate, booze, and your own chair. Love it. Love that idea. Love it. And you know what? I'm fine with that.

That's great because then everyone, you know. Can people bring a chilli bin to this wedding? I'd say so if you bring your own booze. But does the venue allow that? It's probably in a backyard. Okay, I hope so. Yeah, if you bring your own chair. Alright, well then maybe I overreacted. What?

I was just slamming these people. Just looking back on the last five minutes, I don't know what happened to me. I'm talking about the text. I'm talking about the water wedding. Can I bring a chilli bin to that wedding? Not the losers at the water wedding. No, you can't bring a chilli bin there. It's at a venue. Water wedding has really, really

riled us up, hasn't it? The water wedding. Even people who are sober or don't drink, give them a goddamn kombucha. Yeah, I'll give them a soft drink for God's sake. I'm a freaking Fanta. God, I'll give them a soft drink for God's sake. Give them a fricking Fanta. God, how do you know your friends are cheap

if they don't even bring any soft drinks? Bring out the Lido lemonade for God's sake. All right, all right, all right. We have vented enough, I feel. But we are going to ask a question this afternoon where I feel to do this that we need to keep everybody who calls through anonymous. Okay.

I think just to save feelings getting hurt, to protect relationships, and to be fair, no names will be used when we ask you the question, what was the stinkest wedding that you ever went to? Bree and Clint. We have asked quite a tricky question, but you can remain anonymous, or you don't have to if you don't want to.

But have you been to a real stink buzz wedding? And why? What made it bad? The wedding that has made global news is a couple who have only served water at the wedding. And we mean only water. No alcohol, no fizzy drinks, no tea, coffee, just water. Apparently, like it does say, there was discussion where people were like, can you even just put on a bartender? We don't mind paying for it.

We don't mind paying for our own drinks. And they were like, nah, then we have to have the bartender. Oh, man. What's the celebration? What's the celebration part? Someone texted and they said dangerous. Imagine the preloading that would be going on before the ceremony. I'd take a hip flask with me. You would.

Yeah. Yeah, you would because unfortunately. Party at table 15. We sound like we have a drinking problem, eh? No, but a bit of alcohol, a couple of drinks. Just a bit of lube. Yeah, to make everyone loosen up. You know, family, it can be stressful.

Ella, have we offered all of these people the option to be anonymous? We've given them the option to be anonymous and they're happy to go with their names? Yeah, I believe so. They're all happy to go with it. All right, let's rip into it. Jason's here.

G'day, Jase. G'day, Jason. Hey, how are we? Good, thanks. Jase, tell us about the Stink Buzz wedding you went to. It was a really good wedding, let's just be clear. I'm a really good friend of mine. Beautiful day.

But it was a vegan wedding, so all the food was vegan. Good compliment sandwich. Yeah, I try my hardest. Just in case you're listening. Sorry. Apologies. food is vegan. Good compliment sandwich. Yeah, I try my hardest. Sorry. And then, yeah, so there was like a main. My main was basically a cauliflower head. A cauliflower steak.

Yeah, pretty much. And then there was bread rolls on the table and people were fighting over them. I couldn't even get one. Was there butter? I don't even think there was butter. No, there wasn't butter, no. Unless it's vegan butter. It was dry.

There was a lot of alcohol being consumed and a lot of waste was made of it later on. I just picture Jason wrestling like Uncle Roger on the table for a bread roll. Yeah, a couple of bite marks on the hand from someone else who managed to get in before me. Thirsty cuffs over a profiterole. How does a cauliflower head go with soaking up an entire afternoon of booze?

It really didn't. No, I didn't think it would either. A lot of people having a cup of tea and a lie down later on. I bet, Jason. Thanks, Jason. My mum, I remember she came home from a wedding. I was at home at the time. This was like last year.

She came home from this wedding. She was absolutely trollied. Yeah. And was like last year. She came home from this wedding. She was absolutely trollied. And I said, Mum, what's going on? You've been to a wedding. She goes, you know what happened? I didn't serve main meals until 10.30 at

night. And I'm wasted. Oh, poor old girl. Because you do. You time your drinking. She was so angry about it because she's like, we just kept having a few more drinks and everyone was starving. Shit faced. Someone texted and it said,

it seems people are forgetting that weddings are to celebrate the couple, not an excuse to get drunk. No, that's a lie. It's an excuse to get drunk. It's absolutely an excuse to get drunk while you celebrate. While you celebrate. The couple. This person does want to remain anonymous,

and I think that's probably wise. Anonymous, please tell us about the Stink Buzz wedding that you went to. Yeah, we went to this wedding a few years ago, and so the wedding itself went on for like two hours, the ceremony. But it was, you know, you kind of get over that and then they

served us like Copeland's mini savories as the canapes. They were doing it on a budget. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm into a Copeland's mini savory though. That's delicious. But then the couple flew off in a helicopter to ask for photos.

And they said, okay, like, you know, every wedding's allowed a luxury. So that's great. And then dinner time comes around. So the bar tab run out, like, I reckon 20 minutes into the cocktail hour. Oh, no. And then dinner time run out came around, and they served us, these platters came out for the table to share amongst

you know, there's ten to a table, so two platters. For say five people there was three pieces of sushi and like a bit of cold chicken and maybe a couple of buns and then at about I don't know, about a half an hour

after that, the like hot chips came out. Yeah, right. And at that stage, everyone is just Googling, how much does a helicopter cost? I'd be Googling, where's the closest KFC? My wife and I waited for the first dance and then we thought that was an appropriate time to leave and go and get dinner at a restaurant elsewhere.

Solid effort, Anonymous, I think. That's solid from you. Let's talk to Andy. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. G'day, team. How are we doing? We're good.

We all sound very entitled and selfish in this conversation, but we're just having a bit of a laugh, aren't we? Because, you know, it's all good. So please, indulge us with the story of the stinkest wedding you ever went to. So it was a few years ago, and the service was in a church, and then that which was fine. It was just a small wedding because they were on a bit of a budget. Yeah.

And then the reception was in a school hall. Okay. So it was just like club sandwiches and just real basic food. And there was no band. So the Brides family stood on one side of the hall and the Briden family stood on the other side and they sort of stared at each other all night. Just like a school dance that would have happened in that hall many times.

Yeah, pretty much. And it was all done and dusted by nine o'clock. So then everyone went round to someone's house down the road and got absolutely rinsed. That's when the real party started. Yeah. Someone texted and said, I went to a wedding where the sister of the groom

was sobbing all through her speech about losing her baby brother. Oh, because he was getting married. Yeah. Oh, that's cringe. She was sobbing about it. It's cringe. You're like, oh, it's a bit too close.

A bit too close. Brianne Clint. Clint, something about me, I love people who have great ideas. Fresh new takes on things. Do I let it show Shark Tank? Yeah, sometimes it's good. Dragon's Den. Yeah.

I watched this one episode the other night where they literally put a piece of plastic on the bottom of their feet and they were like, these are called bare feet shoes. I was like, that's a piece of plastic and you put it on your foot. They get any money? I don't believe so. I keep getting trapped in a TikTok loop of watching the guy who invented the scrub daddy. Oh, yeah, same. Good story.

But he's made millions, billions? I'll endorse the scrub daddy right here, right now. Yeah. yeah, same. Good story. But he's made millions. Billions? Millions. I'll endorse the Scrub Daddy right here, right now. Yeah. Best sponge I've ever purchased. It is a great sponge. God damn it. What is it about the Scrub Daddy?

I don't know. It just goes on all different surfaces. It works. It really does. It's just fantastic. Hey, moving on because I need to tell you about this very innovative woman. This is so good. She's over in the UK.

Yeah. And she's made headlines around the world this week because she's a real estate agent and she, I'm going to say she's reinvented the wheel per se. She's reinvented real estate. Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Because obviously, you know, as real estate grows

and we go into the digital age, you see people, real estate agents on TikTok being like, this is the house that I'm selling or, you know, posting videos. YouTube videos. That type of thing. Yeah. Oh, not this one. Claire Cossie has decided that she will be selling houses,

and she's done this for several years, through song. Oh. She writes parody songs about her listings. Oh, like to the tune of like popular songs? Yes. I've got a clip here. This is a song she's recently done. So this video has gone viral.

It's for a five bedroom detached house in Leighton Buzzard in Bedfordshire. And she has done a parody to the song The Never Ending Story. And do you want to hear it? Yeah. Let's see if you would like to purchase

this home. This old house There's so much here to see Living room All covered with these beans Air sauce, heat pump fitted And solar panels too It's got solar.

With its own small business, there is so much you can do. It's the never-ending property. You get the gist. The never-ending property. Oh, good on you. I love it. Good on you, Claire, because no one else is doing it. There might be a reason.

Good on you. The never-ending property. Does it have a sand trap in the backyard that you can stick your horse in? I don't believe so. That was a niche Neverending Story reference. It was. It took me a while to get it, but I'm here. I can't wait to hear her rap version of the duplex she's selling.

Yeah. Because I feel like that's a market she needs to go into. Yeah, yeah. Because a rap song. She's still going. Do you mean the wet-ass property? It's a wet-ass property. It's got a...

Get a bucket and a mop with this wet-ass property. It was built in the time of leaky holes. It's a wet-ass property. It was built in the time of licky holes. Wet-ass property. If you like testing theories, this is for you. This is quite a fun one. Everyone can play along to this. Had this thought in the car yesterday, Clint, where a song came on the radio and for some reason I thought

of a random person, a celebrity that's not singing the song that I was listening to. Yeah. And then all I could hear was that person. Got it. It's quite weird. I think we should get into it. You'll see what I mean. I think you need to show us in audio form what you mean.

Yes, yes. So let's put on the song first that we're going to test. So this first song is Charlie XCX, Boom Clap. I've heard it before. Great song. Okay, now stop it. Okay, now picture, and producer Ella's going to take part in this and everyone else listening, picture.

And then when I say the name, then you play the song. What song? The same song. The same song that we just played? Okay, cool. So everyone in their mind, picture Gwen Stefani and then you tell me that this doesn't sound like Gwen Stefani. Oh, that sound in my heart, the beat goes on and on and on and on

and oh, that make me feel good about to me. It does, hey. 100% sounds like young Gwen Stefani. Yeah. 100%. It does, hey. 100% sounds like young Gwen Stefani. I'm not too familiar with it, but it does. I've got another one that's more left field. You're not too familiar with Gwen Stefani? I'm 22. She did the B-A-N-A-N-A-S song.

Oh, yeah, I know that one. Yeah. This next one's going to be lost on you too. Let's go more left of field though and really test the theory. Okay? So we all know this song from The Killers. Hugh Chip. Hugh Chip.

Mr. Brightside. You know the last two weddings I've DJ'd, both couples have banned Mr. Brightside. Have they? What? I reckon Mr. Brightside at weddings is over. People get too crazy. Yeah. Okay, picturing who we're picturing singing at. Brightside. Have they? What? I reckon Mr. Brightside at weddings is over. People get too crazy. Yeah.

Okay, picturing who we're picturing singing at. Picture comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld and play the song. Kind of. You have to close your eyes, but I can hear it. Kind of. Why? Why? The thing about...

The thing about sandwiches. All right. Because I'm Mr. Brightside. I'm Mr. Brightside. Okay, we've got... One last one. This one is probably the craziest, but hear me out, okay? Okay.

It's this song by Anastasia. All right, big song. But if you picture this person, does it sound like them? Paula Bennett. No. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Comedian. Yeah.

Jack Black. Ooh. Oh. Yeah. I know this one. Yep. I hear it.. I hear it. I can hear it.

Crazy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's like the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. Yeah, nice. Theory tested. How many cones had you smoked when you came up with this theory?

A solid four and a half. Over the weekend, a New Zealander by the name of David Light, he's a boxer. He fought for the WBO cruiserweight title. Who cares? He's a boxer. He's a boxer. He's a boxer. He's a boxer.

He's a very good boxer. He was fighting for the title. Yeah, amazing. What weight class is he in? Cruiserweight. Oh, I thought he'd be in the light class. I think it is. Right.

I think David Light was fighting in the light class. That's what we want. Unfortunately, he lost. But what's getting a lot of headlines is the person who sang the New Zealand anthem before his fight. Oh, no. I don't know if she's ever been to New Zealand or heard the anthem. I think what's happened is she's been chucked in the deep end last minute.

Right. I don't think she was meant to be the singer for our anthem, but maybe Hayley Westenra got a tummy bug or something and she couldn't go up there. I don't know. She's had to get the call up last minute. Tessa King has stepped up in front of 21,000 people in the arena and a worldwide audience of millions and has proceeded to sing the anthem while reading the lyrics off the palm of her hand, just sneakily,

just looking down at her hand. This makes me feel so much anxiety. I feel so bad for her. Yeah. It's quite hard to watch because she's trying to even hide that she's reading it off her hand. Also, our anthem kind of sucks. So it does.

It does. As a song, our anthem sucks, I believe. It's not like a jaunty, like the Australian anthem, wonderful. You guys, the Kiwis love the Aussie anthem, eh? The South African anthem? Yeah. Fantastic. I've got a good one.

Asa si kaleli Afrika. Great anthem. It's a good anthem. Ours. God of nations and thy fans. I see what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Anyway, here's Tessa King giving it her best shot. See if you can pick the spots where, I don't know, maybe the ink was smudged on her hand. God of nations, at thy spring, in the ponds of love we meet.

Hear our voices we retreat God defend our free land The

Pacific triple star at the shocks of Pacific triple star. Nice note. At the shocks of strife and war, hear her praises from afar. God defend New Zealand She finished strong. She did.

She finished strong, didn't she? And at least it sounded nice. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And what other nice things can we say? At least she decided to skip the Te Reo Māori verse. Thank God.

Thank God. That would have been a train wreck. Now that would have been a headline. Yeah. Bree and Clint. Oh, this is fun. We haven't talked about this. If you subscribe to the Bree and Clint podcast,

our head producer, Claudia, puts that together every night. She's off sick at the moment. So Ross Boss has said that he'll make today's podcast. Has he actually said that? Well, head producer Claudia puts that together every night. She's off sick at the moment. So Ross Boss has said that he'll make today's podcast. Has he actually said that? Yeah. He goes, don't worry, guys, I'll make it. He used to be a producer in radio back in the day.

What did they call it? When they used tapes. Yeah, but what did they call it back in the day? Rossman. Rossman. in the day? Rossman. Rossman. That's right. Rossman. Is that still the official plan,

that the Brian Clint podcast will be brought to you by Ross Boss today? Yes, indeed. That is happening. It'll probably just be 20 minutes of him trying to figure it out, and he's recorded it, and then he'll upload it. You know when someone starts recording in their voicemail and then forgets to stop? That's what I expect the podcast to be like. I'm sending him all the breaks you guys have done,

so he won't smug that up. Won't he? We'll see, we'll see. It's been a while since he's been on those type of tools. Thanks, Ross. We appreciate your help today. Thank you, Ross, the third producer of our show. Intern of the Brian Clint Show, Ross Boss.

Ross, man! Have a great night. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow. See ya. Bye, guys.