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ZM's Bree and Clint.
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ZM's Bree and Clint.
With guest host Brodie Kane.
Kia ora everybody.
Welcome to the show.
We're post-Freddy Gann concert.
I'm running about as well as a sick and hand lawnmower to be honest.
How many brain cells?
Out of ten.
Do you have 10?
10 brain cells, yeah.
If you've got 10, I reckon I've got four left.
Ooh, okay.
Like enough to get me through each hour of this show, I believe.
Can I just issue a nationwide apology just before we start the show?
Yes.
I mean nationwide because I know there were people from all around New Zealand
at Fritigin last night.
Did you ask them where they're from?
No, have I asked you for a hoon on your vape last night,
I apologise.
We floss dancing.
We floss.
I mean, it's the communal way, isn't it?
I know, I know, but nobody likes that guy.
And people that we love.
Nobody likes that guy.
Okay, but hey, it's all right.
Also, don't do it.
It's not good for you, don't do it.
It's terrible for you,
but there's something of a concert, isn't there,
that you're like, oh, just a little fun.
You just get a bit swept up in the moment.
In the moment.
If you're going to Fred again tonight,
just like Brodie is, like producer Claudia is,
just prepare yourself for a sensory overload.
Yeah.
It is such a phenomenal show.
Yeah.
It's such a great show.
I saw a few Instagram stories.
And then, do you know what?
I was like, oh, this looks good. I'm actually going to not watch them because I need to be in the moment. Yeah. It's such a great show. I saw a few Instagram stories and then do you know what? I was like,
oh, this looks good.
I'm actually going to not watch them
because I need to be in the moment.
Yeah, get in the moment.
The surprises are great.
You're going to love it.
Buy one of those scalper tickets if you can.
Do not miss out on this show.
I'm also going to...
Wait for the drop to play.
But I'm also going to try and...
I'm going to be disciplined
to maybe do
one or two videos for the memory bank.
Yeah, and then be in the moment.
And then out, because I saw the
phones for Africa, and I'm like, okay,
what are the two songs that you want a little
bit of? Yeah. You don't need to show
anyone else, because anyone else is there, you know.
No, and you don't have to post anything. I did,
but you don't need to post anything. No, I know, but
I will still make one, just so it's like, guys, just a reminder that I am here.
And I am cool.
Do you know what?
I used to be the person that actually used to pan the camera around at concerts and film me and whoever was with me singing and post that.
I was that person.
That's what people want to see, eh?
The good thing about the Fred Again Show is no one knows any of the words to his songs, so you won't be singing in the background of your video.
No.
Yeah.
Just toe tapping.
Yeah.
Hey!
Anyway, hey.
We will get you through today.
Thank you.
So you've brought yourself in a Powerade and a chocolate eclair.
That was actually a gift from Caitlin, who works here at ZM.
She saw that I was under the weather, and she's taking care of me.
Well, we will all take care of you this afternoon.
I appreciate you.
It takes a village to get a 37-year-old professional through his four-hour job.
Let's start with Tradie versus Lady.
We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs and the scores are...
Oh, I thought they were tighter than they were.
They're pretty good.
26-23.
If you want to play, you can join the ladies or the tradies on our 800 dial ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
With the scores of 26 tradies, 23 ladies.
Close.
Close.
Close, considering we've got two-thirds of the year left to go.
Yeah.
Ew, we only have two-thirds of the year left to go Yeah We only have two thirds of the year left
It's April next week, don't even start mate
Wild eh?
Yeah, absolutely wild
Someone was saying to me the other day, I was like
Oh you know I'm really looking forward to this this year and doing this this year
They're like, oh mate it's March
I was like, mate don't, no, leave me alone
I'm taking my time
Let's meet our lady first, she's calling from the Garden City
She is 18 years old and she listens to ZM every single day.
Welcome to the show, Rosa.
Hi.
Hi.
What part of Christchurch are you in, Rosa?
Rickerton.
Rickerton.
Oh, Rickerton, yes.
I know that well.
Home of Rickerton Mall.
Not untrue.
Just right beside Rickerton Road.
Hey, actually, Rosa, is Big Gary's still in Rickerton?
Yeah, is that the...
Fish and chip shop.
Home of the Big Wobbler.
Big Gary's.
I think so.
Big Gary's All Sources.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Worth the trip alone.
Yep.
Okay, you're taking on a lady tradie from Auckland.
She's 23 and she has a corn on her toe.
Welcome to the show, Faith.
Hello.
That's the funnest fact about you, is it, Faith,
that you have a corn on your toe?
At the moment, yeah.
Yeah.
Is it on your little toe?
Second to little toe.
Oh, second to little toe.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Do you have to shave a corn?
Is that how you deal with it?
I have a corn plaster on it at the moment.
Oh, no, I know the ones, the corn plasters.
Okay, for clarity's sake, we're going to use names as buzzers today.
Rosa, you use Rosa, and Faith, you use Faith, okay?
And the first one of you two to get three correct answers
will get $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Cool.
Okay, team, here we go.
Question number one.
Who is the current leader of the New Zealand Labour Party?
Faith.
Yes, Faith.
Oh, um, oh, my God.
You've got it.
You know it.
Ginger guy.
No, good.
Rosa, do you want to have a go?
Yeah.
Is it Chris Hipkins?
Yeah.
Correct.
Chippy.
Chippy.
Chippy.
One of the Chris's.
One of the Chris's, yes.
One point to the ladies.
Question number two.
Okay, question number two.
What stretch of water is between the North and South Island?
Rosa.
Yeah, Rosa.
The Cook Strait.
Yes, it is. Your mum swam there, didn't she? She sw. The Cook Strait. Yes, it is.
Your mum swam that, didn't she? She swam the Cook Strait aged 40.
Isn't that incredible? It is incredible.
She's a dangerous piece of water. I'll say.
Yeah.
The Cook Strait's pretty rough too.
True and true.
Two to Rosa.
Two to the ladies. Alright, hey, this will be
interesting to see if either of them get this
given their young, youthful age.
Yeah, true.
Right, team.
Who sings this song?
Oh, it's such a banger.
Rosa.
Yeah, Rosa.
Who is it?
Dan Rumble.
You know what?
We're going to give it to you.
She's a lady.
Nice.
I've never felt older in my life than to hear him referred to as Dan Rumble.
That's so brilliant.
Did you count that right?
Did Rosa get all of those?
Yeah.
Oh, did you get all of those, Rosa?
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.
I was confused because we've got two checks.
I'm sorry.
I'm not even the hungover one today, but well done.
Two checks.
Too hard to handle.
What's the maximum you're willing to pay for a pie?
Because I was reading on the New Zealand Herald today,
this is the kind of journalism that I want from my newspapers.
They've done an investigation into the price of airport food
and trying to find the most expensive pie at airports in New Zealand.
Where do you reckon is the cheapest out of our airports?
The cheapest airport food?
From our major airports, from Queenstown, Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch.
Of the big four, who's got the cheapest mince and cheese pie?
Christchurch.
Correct.
Correct.
Snap.
The Cantabs.
Yep.
$6.50 for a pie at Christchurch Airport.
Okay.
To be fair, it's from Relay.
So it's from the pie warmer.
But they're all from a pie warmer.
It's not a gourmet pie is what I'm getting at.
Yeah.
But you can get, sometimes that's all you want.
Actually, no, I know the replay.
I know the replay.
It's as you get off the planes in Christchurch.
They're nice pies, aren't they?
They're nice pies.
Yeah.
$6.50 for a pie at the Christchurch airport.
I would pay that.
Then we jump $10.50 to get a pie from Mojo at the Wellington airport.
Then we jump to $12 for a pie from Aroha Cafe at the Auckland Airport.
And then get this.
Lifestyles of the rich and famous.
If you fly into Queenstown Airport or out of Queenstown Airport
and you've had a big weekend in Queenstown and you need a pie,
$14.50 for a mince and cheese pie From the espresso
Oh my god
I'm looking at it
It's a normal
It's a normal pie
If anything it looks a bit sloppy
Now
Look I've just done my own
I've conducted my own research
Because two of my favourite pies
Are
There's a lot
I don't mean to single them out
I'm going to single one out
Fairly Bakehouse
Okay Fairly Bakehouse Fairleigh Bakehouse
in South Canterbury
do we call Fairleigh
South Canterbury
they are
some of the best pies
in the country
in my opinion
obviously there's Sheffield
as well
but I'm looking at
the Google
of the pies
in Fairleigh
they range from
between six and ten dollars
and then another place that just smashes out a good, solid, good pie,
also in Queenstown, the Ferg Pie.
Ferg Pie, $7.90.
I'm happy with a single finger.
No, don't.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't stop there.
Don't stop there.
A single figure.
A single figure.
You can't stop there.
You can't stop there.
A single figure dollar value.
A single figure dollar value.
I'm prepared to pay less than
$10 for a pie. Just that.
You can't handle double digits.
I'm out of the game.
Oh my gosh.
I don't think
we can recover from that.
No.
It's not happening.
I'm not paying $14.50 for a pie.
Let's just leave it at that.
Moral of the story is it's too expensive.
I'm driving on the motorway, right?
And if I'm in the right-hand lane, so the fast lane.
Oh, yeah, fast lane.
In the middle.
You're in the middle of the motorway.
Yes. Yes, I'm in the middle of the motorway. Yes.
Yes, I'm in the middle of the motorway, right?
Now, some cities can differ because Auckland's obviously very busy,
but this is the kind of person I am in any city that I am,
including Auckland, on my way here.
If I am in that lane and I am sitting on, let's say,
be honest, slightly over the speed limit.
How much?
105, sometimes 106.
And if someone comes up behind me and they've got an aggressive tone
in the way that they've come up behind me,
and then they're like, meh, and move to the left,
I will go out of my way to ensure that they do not get in front of me.
And I will just gleefully enjoy trapping them.
Oh, because there's nothing better than when you pull up
and you just sit next to the car beside you in that lane.
You've created a roadblock with the car beside you.
And just trap them.
But you're doing the speed limit or even slightly above.
So there's nothing they can really complain about.
No.
I know the feeling.
But do you know what it turns me into?
I think about it and it's like you're playing some sort of weird game.
You're on your own.
You're a bit of a psychopath.
Yeah.
Like it brings out a real streak in you, doesn't it?
That's the beginning of road rage.
That's where it comes from.
Yeah.
I mean, I can't say that I'm a pretty bad road rage from time to time.
Yeah.
Like I'd never, I'm never actually, I'm not an outward road rage.
If I'm in the car, you'd know about it.
It's weird how cars change people and how being in the car turns you'd know about it. It's weird how cars change people
and how being in the car turns you into a completely different person.
Because if a person on the footpath cut you off,
you wouldn't yell, you effing moron.
And then...
On the footpath, mention that.
And then you pull the fingers at them, pull up beside them,
and you're like, what's wrong with you?
Are you stupid?
Yeah.
You wouldn't.
No.
But because you're in a car, for some reason,
you turn into this, like, you turn into some WWF wrestler.
And we are particularly, like, Kiwis are shocking.
Like, we tend to be quite chilled out people
until we're in our cars, right?
But I just, I thought, that's when I turn into a psycho.
It's good to know that about yourself,
the thing that turns you into a psycho.
Because the thing is, you know that it's psychopathic
because you're like, I'm enjoying this.
I'm enjoying making your life shit right now.
Yeah, I feel angry, but I also, like, I'm thriving off this.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's psychopathic, isn't it?
I've been trying to think about what it is
that turns me into a bit of a psychopath,
and not to the point that I would ever outwardly do anything with this one.
But I feel the same when people are standing side by side on an escalator, but not walking.
And they haven't left a path.
Like, I want to walk up those stairs.
Come on, we've got places to go.
And you're just enjoying a leisurely ride on the escalator side by side.
That's fine if you want to have a leisurely ride on the escalator.
Everybody go over to one side, please.
It's like New Zealand never
got taught escalator etiquette.
Because no one in New Zealand gets out of the way.
You go overseas, there's always a channel for walkers
and a channel for standers on the escalator.
There's always a way past on the side. Yep, you've
got to do that. You know? Hey, I'm already
getting a bit of heat
in the text machine. Drivers
like you suck.
Alright, mate? I bet you he's in a Ford Ranger. I bet you're in a Ford Ranger!
Sorry,
just to clarify, not talking about a passing
lane. That
is different. If someone's
out in that right lane in the passing lane
and they're not going 130, I'm
on them. No. But I'm talking about the
motorway, general behaviour on the motorway
and yeah, I think
it's just everyone's got their little thing,
their little quirk that might just turn them into a bit of a psychopath.
Someone's just texted,
it's actually illegal to sit in the fast lane unless you're passing another car.
That's a yarn.
So others can consider emergency vehicles an unmarked...
That's a yarn.
Is it?
Yeah.
Absolute yarn.
Claudia, are you honest with yourself enough to admit something that turns you into a psychopath? Yeah, and That's a yarn. Is it? Yeah. Absolute yarn. Claudia, are you honest with yourself enough
to admit something that turns you into a psychopath?
Yeah, and mine's so minor.
I do a lot of work on my phone,
so I'm on my phone a lot.
I also do a lot of not work,
just TikTok, scroll, scroll, scroll.
But when you're trying to do something
and the group chat's blowing up
and it's just like notification, notification,
and you swipe them away and a new one pops down
and you try to click something
and you've clicked a notification
and then there's just like, you know, swipe away
and they keep coming back.
And one person in the group chat is sending one message
in five different parts?
Yes.
Oh, that's me.
And like the other day I had my work when it was on my computer
and I was trying to see something behind it
and it just kept covering it and it was Ella sending the messages.
I've never got so grumpy.
I've muted most of my group chats.
Oh, you need to do that.
But then like when you jump back in and it's like 52 unread messages.
I'm like, I'm sorry, guys.
I'm never catching up.
Ella, what turns you into a psychopath?
Oh, it happened the other day.
A lot of apologies.
We were on a road trip to Rotorua.
That was fine, the road trip there.
The road trip back.
My sister was in the front scrolling on TikTok.
I'm in the middle seat because there's too many of us. All I'm seeing
is her TikTok in this car.
I wanted to play road games. I
wanted to be free from our phones
and nature and
people are on their phones.
Yeah, no, that's good.
So I kicked up a fuss and
it was not good. Ella, have you ever played
cricket in the car? What's that?
Oh, that's a game changer.
What's that?
I love an I-spy.
Well, it's like that.
Oh, my God.
You used to play cricket, surely?
Let's get the rules for cricket in a minute.
Let's go to the phones quickly first and ask people,
what is the thing that turns you into a psychopath?
Yeah.
That's what we want to know.
What's actually turned some of the people into psychopaths already
on the text machine is me.
Is your driving.
What's the thing that makes you irrationally mad
for almost no reason?
Brian Clint.
We're asking what turns you into a psychopath.
Sometimes if an aggressive driver,
usually in a Ford Ranger, not always,
or a Hilux, usually a man, not always,
but there we go,
comes up real hot behind you, like sits on your back,
and you're like, mate, I'm going the speed limit,
and I am actually actively on this lane of the motorway,
and I am passing people.
I will turn into a psychopath and trap them in.
So we're asking you, do you have the same self-awareness
to know that this little thing that happens to you turns you into a completely different person?
Yep.
The person you're not normally like 98% of the time.
But when this thing happens, you turn into a right old...
Psychopath.
Psychopath.
It senses you that you want sort of revenge.
There's no other word for it.
Caitlin's called up.
Hi, Caitlin.
Hi.
Yours is similar to Brody's.
It's a driving-based psychopath behaviour.
What is it?
Yes, so I drive a lot of backcountry roads,
and I get really irritated when people drive really slowly
and brake aggressively on the corners.
Now, I'm going to be tailgating you and maybe beeping my horn,
especially when you drive past clear areas that you can pull over.
Oh, they don't pull over in a slow vehicle lane, eh?
Nah, they stick in the main lane and I get so irritated.
It's so funny, yeah.
So you are the person coming up from behind.
What sort of vehicle are you driving, by the way, Caitlin?
I don't think she'd come up, but I think she'd respect me.
I don't think I'm doing anything wrong.
No, I don't drive motorways,
so I will definitely respect you
because motorways scare the shit out of me.
Yeah.
What are you driving, Caitlin?
What sort of car?
I drive a Swift.
Oh, there you go.
She's coming in hot in the Swift.
Nothing intimidating about a Swift.
I love it.
Thanks, Caitlin.
Someone said,
things that turn me into a psychopath,
hearing any radio station overplaying a Beyonce song.
Who?
What radio station would do that?
I must say, I've got PTSD from that song.
And it's not from the radio station.
It's from the TikTok and the Instagram.
Moss is here and Moss is 10 years old
and already knows what turns him into a psychopath.
Hi, Moss.
Hi. Moss, what turns him into a psychopath. Hi Moss. Hi. Moss, what
turns you into a psycho?
Normally we're like
we're at like a dinner table
and everyone's talking
and I've got something really good to say or like
a joke or something and then
they just change the subject
and then I can't say it anymore. I just go
mad. I just walk away.
Oh Moss. Who
in their right mind would talk over you? You sound
like a hoot to have at the dinner table.
Yeah. Do you know what you should do next time,
Moss? Sitting at the dinner table
all the adults think that they're smarter and cooler.
You slam that hand
down on the table and be like, I haven't
finished yet!
You do that. You get that
hand slapped on that table,
clang the plates around and the glasses give them all a fright.
Thanks Moss, we appreciate it.
What turns you into a psycho? Someone texted in,
cyclists that don't bike in a single file.
They're all usually two or three across
just having a bloody yarn.
Especially the old middle aged men in light grey
in their weekend packs. Oh they love it.
This is a very good one Clint.
When a TV show I'm into breaks half time.
Who invented the mid-season break in a TV show?
In the bin.
It shouldn't be a thing.
Not allowed.
If you haven't finished it.
Don't put it out.
Yeah.
Don't put it out.
Yellowstone.
Yellowstone.
Peaky Blinders did it too.
Oh, they did.
See, I'm a psychopath.
Do you know what else I realise that I'm a psychopath about?
And someone has said playing sports. Me, watching sports. See, I'm a psychopath. Do you know what else I realise that I'm a psychopath about? And someone has said playing
sports, me, watching sports.
Watching sports turns you into a psycho.
Yeah, when I'm watching Code. Yeah,
right. Well, you know, like a passionate
psycho. Yeah. But like when
the Broncos did that forward pass to score that
try against the Warriors in the semi-final?
Psychopath! Psycho-
path! Yeah, I know what you mean.
When Sam Kane got upgraded to a red
And Sir Khaleesi didn't
Psychopath
Yeah
Big beef going down between Borat
And Rebel Wilson at the moment Dean
Oh my god
Drama.com
Slash forward slash drama.
Let me play this one out for you.
I can't even handle this because I love when it hits the media like this.
So Rebel Wilson's new book is coming out, and, you know, she's telling all.
She's telling all.
She likes to keep it real.
It's called Rebel Rising.
We're all very excited to read it, of course.
Now, in the book, before the book came out, okay, well, it's about to come out,
she's been talking about someone in Hollywood that she's labeled a, you know,
she said, can you say the word?
An a-hole.
A mess of a-hole, yeah.
That's what she called this person.
She now knows who it is.
It's Sacha Baron Cohen.
She's now come out and said, Sacha Baron Cohen has gotten his lawyers
and PR crisis publicists to all come at me because of things that she's written
in her book that she says are the truth, and he's now coming out saying they are complete lies so what has she said in the
book what is causing the drama well when they did a movie together she's saying that quote he harassed
her and he said things to her like he was she'd turn up to set and he would say just go naked in
this scene it will be funny and she's like ah no i'm not going to be naked in this scene. And one time he said something really, really dark
that I won't repeat on air.
And she was like, I'm not doing that on camera.
This is disgraceful.
We share the same agent back in America
and I'm going to call our agent.
So that's what played out.
She said, he is now coming out saying none of it's true.
I've got video evidence.
I've got people that were there, quotes, all this.
So I can feel a legal issue coming
on.
I love when two big Hollywood
rich people that should possibly
be worried about more scrap, though.
It's so good, eh?
Because you can imagine
there's so many of these circumstances
where this happens, and like we talk about,
you know, like, they just don't want to rock the boat.
But I love when someone
just throws some...
It's great book fodder too.
Yeah.
If you need a headline
for your book,
she's got it, right, Dean?
Like this is the best publicity
any book autobiography situation
could have, right?
Best.
What happened was
he,
you can't actually buy
crap like this actually.
Like they couldn't even pay us
to talk about this
on the show, for example.
So for example, like before it, she was like,
I'm talking about someone in the book.
When he decided to kind of threaten her,
that's when she was like, I don't know, here is his name.
This is coming out.
I'm releasing the book and voila, now we all want to read it.
I didn't even know the book was coming out.
It's like when Mel B said that she slept with Jerry Halliwell for her book
and then it came out and Jerry Halliwell was like,
no, that never happened.
That literally never happened.
Literally never happened.
And she's like, oh, no, it did.
You can read about it in my book.
Oh, my God.
That's the gospel.
Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
Brian Clint.
I've got a would you rather for everybody.
I enjoy a good would you rather.
And I like one that's not too extreme.
You know how people are like, would you rather do this with your mum or do this with your dad?
No, those are unrealistic.
I'll go back to you with one too.
Okay.
But obviously you go first.
Okay, thanks.
You're like, I'll stop you there.
I've actually got a story.
But don't worry, you tell yours. Here it is. it is so would you rather that i stole from tiktok today would you rather have to wear a fedora at all times i'm talking about literally every second
of the day on your wedding day giving birth during adult playtime in the shower okay or
every drink you ever drink
has two drops of your enemy's pee in it.
Fedora.
Oh, two drops.
Wear a fedora for the rest of your life
or have two drops from an eyedropper
of your enemy's pee in every drink that you have.
See, you know what I went to,
and tell me if this makes me gross,
my mind straight away went to,
well, I'll just have bigger drinks.
Just dilute them down, you know?
So there's less pee per mouthful.
But then actually, you're still having two,
it's still two drops of pee per drink.
I'm going the fedora.
Are you?
I said it first.
I actually suit a hat, so fine.
A fedora though?
Yeah. A Jason Mrazora, though? Yeah.
A Jason Mraz-level fedora?
Yeah.
Really?
It's a talking point, isn't it?
What if you have to go to court?
Fedora.
What if you're delivering a eulogy at a friend's funeral?
Fedora.
Really?
I don't imagine.
What if you're playing water polo?
Imagine knowing.
Fedora.
What if you're at the Vodafone New Zealand Music Awards?
Well, you can dress up fedora.
To me, there are a lot of fedoras at the Vodafone New Zealand Music Awards.
I'm absolutely going fedora.
What are you going?
You're going the little droplets of pee?
I haven't decided yet.
I want some more crowd input.
So 9696, text us.
What are you doing?
Claudia, what are you doing?
I'm 100% going for the pee.
Yeah, thanks.
It's only two drops
you won't even notice it you know what you know what i made me consider i was like well who is
my enemy i thought of that too because who is it because does that make a difference true no it
doesn't i'm trying to think who my enemy is i don't think it makes a difference two drops is
literally nothing you won't taste it you won't see. And if it's every drink ever, if it does have a little taste,
you'd get so used to it, it wouldn't even matter.
It's probably good for you.
Bear Grylls does it.
Maybe it's got good hydration.
No, he drinks his pee.
Yeah, but isn't that not the same thing?
I don't know.
Maybe my enemy has got really good nutrition.
Yeah, is your enemy hydrated?
I'll find my enemy and give them a lot of water so it's really dilute.
I think I'm doing the pee.
I think I'm taking two drops of pee.
Okay.
Because if you can't ever take the fedora off, you'd be so sweaty.
You're in the bedroom.
You're in the bedroom with somebody for the first time.
You've just been on a date with them and somehow they weren't watered off by the fedora
and they've made it back to your house.
And then you're like, you can leave my hat on.
Look, it's going to be a conversation starter.
True.
You know, like it's always going to be that thing.
Do you want me to just quickly give you mine,
or do you want it later?
No, I do.
I want it now.
Would you rather have a pimple on your forehead all day,
every day for the rest of your life,
or a little bogey just hanging out your nose all day,
every day for the rest of your life.
Is it a painful pimple?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It's just like it's a pimple on your forehead.
It doesn't matter.
Some of them are more painful than others.
You choose.
I think it's still the same.
It's something that people can see.
Pimple.
Yeah, I'm going pimple.
Yeah.
Because you can cover it, right?
Well, I've got a bit more acceptance for a pimple.
They can't help that. Yeah. Because you can cover it, right? Well, I feel there's a bit more acceptance for a pimple. They can't help that.
You know what you can do?
You can put your fedora on and no one will see it.
Exactly.
And I think as well, you would, like, if someone had a little,
you're like, you've got a little bogey.
You don't say to someone, you've got a pimple on your forehead.
Yeah, true.
Nah, yeah.
You know?
Yeah, they just get used to it over time.
Do you think you judge people more for a bogey too?
You know what I've heard is really good for pimples too?
Two drops of your enemy's pee. So, I meld the two i woke up this morning my one of my really
good besties chris came around we went for our run together yeah and the cool thing about today's run
it was zone two which is like low-ish heart rate you're supposed to be able to have a conversation
comfortably yeah that's how you know you're in zone two.
Anyway, we got back from the run.
We had a smoothie.
We were just chatting, good friend stuff.
Yeah.
Health is wealth.
Yeah.
And it was like single girls who run and smoothie together stay together.
And we were like, oh, let's create a single girlies run club.
Yeah.
And so I like things like this.
And I know that there's lots of run clubs out there.
There's lots at the moment.
They're all the rage.
But my idea for the single girlies run club,
and obviously it's just in the brainstorm stage,
is that I don't want to like not allow people in the club
that are maybe with someone.
But the basic premise is
single galleys right yeah um and so what happens is we meet once a week all paces there can be two
different distances um but then what we do is we um get like a facebook community group and it means
that just say for instance i run this day, this day, whoever's in that community group, you can go,
I'm running on Tuesday in Takapuna or Saturday I'm doing a long run
so that the people in your club can join too.
Yeah, so it's a community.
And you're not running alone as a woman.
So it's a safety thing, but it's also a motivation thing.
Yes.
I like it.
And also, though, I've often said that some of the best places to
maybe meet someone that you
of the opposite sex or same sex or
whatever is out. Honestly,
whenever I run a marathon,
hot guys everywhere. Right. Hot
guys everywhere. Yeah. So I've
also, I've always thought that
could there be some sort of indication in
terms of showing
that you're single. And I did hear...
Like a traffic light system for the marathon.
Yep. Yeah. So I think
they've done it at least once
at the Tarawira Ultra.
Oh yeah? They
had green ribbons, I believe, to
indicate that you're single and you just have it on your little...
Just subtly hanging off the side. Yeah.
You don't have to run with a
bunch of bananas in your hands pointing up.
No.
But if we had a single girly run club,
let's just say Auckland Marathon this year.
Some people are doing the marathon, some are doing the half,
some are doing the ten, but we enter as representatives of the club.
What a great idea.
It is a good idea, eh?
I want to know, though, if you're going to have someone in there policing the Facebook
group and just checking everyone's profile.
Yeah.
And if they post a couple's picture.
They're out.
You remove them.
You're gone.
Get out.
Imagine that.
Imagine having to break in the news and then having to get kicked out of the club.
Sorry, girls.
I'm actually happily in a relationship now.
Yeah.
How dare you?
I think, though, as I said, I know that it's cool that I don't like to exclude people.
So I think that you don't have to be, that's just a cool name for it
and it just celebrates the independence of women who love to get out there and run.
That's the ultimate, you know?
Yeah.
So that's just my plan.
Is this an Auckland thing or do you see it going nationwide?
Well, then a couple of people messaged me on the old Instagram
and were like, well, could we be the Manawatu branch?
And it's like, yes.
Yeah.
So you could have regional branches.
Yeah.
And you could do like a winery tour where the single girls run club
goes to Hawke's Bay for the weekend.
Yes.
Runs around the vineyards and then gets sloshed at the end of it.
Right.
That's a great idea. Single girlies run club. If only I was single and a girly. Yes. Runs around the vineyards and then gets sloshed at the end of it. Right. That's a great idea.
Single girlies run club.
If only I was single and a girlie.
Yeah.
We could have days where we have special guest motivational speakers
and you could come to that.
What am I going to motivate people to do?
Well, hey, I've said this to you before.
You're a real champion of women.
Oh, yeah.
So you just be like, I'm a champion of women.
Yeah.
Go off, Queens.
Keep on keeping on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Now, let's have a wine.
Yes, exactly.
It's a great idea.
I reckon you should definitely do it.
We'll support it if you do it.
Thank you.
We'll plug it.
Bree and Clint.
Fred again played Auckland last night, plays Auckland again tonight, played the Coromandel
the night before, done a bunch of pop-up shows around Wellington.
Nothing for the South Island this time around, unfortunately,
but he's apologised for that.
And I understand that if you don't know or care about Fred again,
you might be a bit sick of hearing about it
because it reaches a saturation point, these things.
We went through it with Taylor Swift when she was going to Australia too.
You just couldn't escape the information about it.
This is only two weeks, though.
But this is only two weeks.
And it's like a real thing.
These things come along every now and then
where they're just pop culture moments. Yeah.
And you can choose to
resent them or you can choose to get
on board with them. This is one of the ones where
I think it's a good one to get on board with
because even though it might seem
like, there's a thing
about electronic music where it can seem quite pretentious
or I'm not saying it is
but it can seem a bit inaccessible,
a bit too cool for school.
That's not this.
Couldn't be actually further from the truth though,
don't you think?
Yeah.
As someone that grew up in Christchurch,
heavy drum and bass scene.
Yes.
It's actually epic.
I think more people turn their nose.
Yes.
Well, I always get that wrong.
Up.
Up.
Turn your nose up at electronic music.
People think that it's not real.
Yeah.
It's come a long way.
Yeah.
You just can look at the lineups for R&B and that sort of stuff.
Now, it's exclusively electronic music.
And electronic music actually at its core is very inclusive.
100%.
It's very queer in a lot of places.
House music comes from black culture.
It's like.
All ages.
Yeah.
Love, you know, like, because you go to like, for instance,
last year or the year before when, oh, Fatboy Slim.
Yes.
You know, that gets all the people in their 40s and 50s out.
They're like, yeah, I remember this from the night, you know.
Yeah.
And so your love and passion for a genre doesn't matter if you're 18 and frothing and tonight I'll be 37.
Whoa, we can be there together.
The Fred again thing skews very young because it's new and it's cool.
Yeah.
And I think that people sometimes find that intimidating too.
But he, as someone who went to the show last night, I don't think there could be a better poster boy at the moment for
that scene. He's humble. He's actually
a little bit shy, to be honest, for a superstar DJ.
And the show is just great. It's
just great. For something that was announced last minute, I thought it was going to be
shambolically thrown together.
Nah.
It was spectacular.
They're clever at sort of giving that vibe like,
oh, we've just thrown this together and oh, we're here kind of thing.
Yeah.
It's a real different show.
Like I've not actually been to a show.
I'm not saying it's the greatest show I've ever been to.
It was really good.
But it was different.
Little things that make it different,
like the fact that all of the big screens,
there's like four big screens at the front.
They're all vertical screens,
and you don't think about it at the time.
You're like, why is this so engaging?
It's because they all look like your phone.
Portrait mode.
It's portrait mode.
It's up and down.
Yeah.
And then he's slapping away on these pads the whole time,
and then he jumps on the piano, the keyboard and he's playing
he sings. Do you know
what I think is really contagious about him as well?
He always looks like he's just having the best
time of his life. You know like
sometimes when you're watching a big DJ
set and they're up high and they do
they are almost like above you and
you're like, ah I love this and they're just
you know there's some that are, some that aren't.
Fisher loves to rage.
Yes.
Rage.
Oh, my God.
Rave.
Oh, my God, Rave. Yeah.
But he, Fred, always looks like he's just having so much fun
and he's so grateful to be there.
When I saw Calvin Harris at Spark Arena about three years ago,
he was the other one that you said.
He was up really high.
He was backlit.
So he was actually black.
Yeah.
You couldn't see him.
And he just had his head down DJing the whole time.
That's not what this show is.
He's running through the crowd.
He's getting videos with people.
There's an acknowledgement of te reo Maori in the show.
It's up on the screens.
It's just great.
It's just great.
Don't you think,
regardless of whatever music you like,
there is nothing like going to
a concert in
a big space with
everyone that's on such a
happy, happy vibe.
In this day and age where there's lots
burning around us in the world
to go into a shared
space and be happy
and just be able to shut it all out
for that particular point in time,
you can't beat it.
Yeah, it was so good.
Yeah.
And man, I pushed the boat out last night.
Yeah, good boy.
But I kind of felt like in that moment,
I was like, I think I need to.
I think this is one of those ones
where I want to get fully involved in this.
I'm not saying you have to drink to have a good time.
But you did.
But I do.
The day you didn't have a good time
was the Spark Arena toilets.
They did not cope. But we'll
talk about that a bit later. Oh boy.
Nothing like a fessy loo.
Thanks for coming to New Zealand
Fred again.
He's absolutely listening to us.
It's been fantastic. And if you go into that show, you're
in for a ripper.
Post all the Instagram stories.
We love to see it.
Bree and Clint.
I went to Fred again last night.
Oh, no.
Stop talking about it, Clint.
Sorry.
I won't.
But I don't want to talk about the gig. I want to talk about something else that happened at Fred again last night.
It was at Spark Arena, New Zealand's premier live music venue.
It's our biggest indoor arena, put it way but yes that's fair and it's a great facility 100 um what didn't and the
the show was great the staff were great the drinks were great everything was good everybody felt safe
what didn't cut the mustard last night was the toilets in Spark Arena. What happened? There weren't enough.
And the ones that were there overflowed, the men's ones.
Oh, no. I went into the men's ones.
Because when you come out of the main arena, if you're down on the floor,
and you come out, you go left or right, there's one set of ladies
and one set of men's left, one set of ladies, one set of men's right.
The ones on the left, I went in there, and it was, like,
deep enough that it covers the rubber bit of your shoe.
Not quite up to the leather bit, but it covers the rubber bit of your shoe.
And I was like, I can't.
This is carnage.
I don't know what this liquid is.
That's the real risk in a flooded toilet.
The other thing that was going on is at a show like Fred again,
I don't think it's more female or male, but it's an even split.
I think so.
And any time there's an even split, there are way more girls queued up for the bathrooms than there are guys.
Do not get me started.
I just think, especially when you think about the speed in which men, most men, not all, but most men get in and out of the bathrooms.
We've got to reallocate these resources.
Aren't we just, are we better not to go to a unisex at a sports stadium?
I don't know.
Better not to go to a-
Sorry, better to?
Oh, better go to a unisex set up.
Yeah.
Possibly.
I just think there needs to be like a 70-30 split for the toilets in favour of the ladies.
Yeah, I totally agree.
Because what happened last night at Spark Arena, and this is the exact same that will
happen tonight, is the girls end up taking over the boys' toilet as well, because their queue is snaking out the door, so then they
create a queue, and then the boys go, well, I'm not standing in the lady queue for the
men's toilet, and probably rightly so, so they push their way to the front, and the
ladies stay lining up.
Everybody's got to pee, and girls, I feel like, need to pee more than us, and there's
more admin involved.
Yes.
I just think it would be a smart idea for everybody
if we allocated more women's toilets than men's toilets at these events.
Yeah.
And I think, like, because ultimately, okay,
Spark's different because you're indoors.
Yeah.
But you think about all the places of an outdoor concert.
No, actually, you can't just pee beside the…
Pee on a tree.
You can't just pee at Moundsmouth Stadium
on the side there, but the general sense
of it, it is easier. Yeah. You know,
what could you do instead of weeing?
Wear a nappy.
Oh, at the gig? Little festy nappy.
Yeah, that sounds feral.
I just don't think you could naturally wee yourself
though, could you? No, and you've got to go, and if you're having
a few drinks... Yeah, that's the
problem. You've got to go a few times. And you're
like here's not only that you're like
what's the average song? Which song do I
go in? Yeah. To try and get in and get out
A little bit of toilet etiquette though
and this will sound like a humble brag I don't mean it to
but there were so many ladies
in the men's toilets last night
and I had finished my business and I was heading over to the hand
washing bit and this girl goes to me
oh my god are you Clint? From the business and I was heading over to the hand washing bit and this girl goes to me, oh my God, are you Clint from the radio?
And I went, yeah, hi, nice to meet you.
And she goes, can we please get a selfie?
In the toilet.
And I said, oh, I'm flattered, but probably not in the toilet, to be honest.
Did you not?
Did you say that?
I said no.
How rude.
Get a selfie in the toilet.
Yes, absolutely.
There'd be some guy with his schlong out of the urinal in the background of the photo.
Well, you could have angled it.
No, she's going to remember that forever.
Remember that douche canoe Clint in the toilet?
No, that's the right thing to do.
I did the right thing.
She wanted a photo.
Oh, I'm sorry to her.
I had wet hands.
You didn't need to touch her.
Not a time or place.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint with Brodie Cage.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday
Is a birthday banger
Alright let's bang some birthdays
The number one song on the day that you turned 16 years old
And we're going to do Jasmine's first
Hi Jasmine
Hi
How are you?
Good how are you?
Yeah marvellous doll marvellous
God I sound like I've been smoking
My birthday was 21st of the 11th, 1997.
Nice, down to brass tacks.
Let's do it.
So that's the 21st of November,
which means that you were 16 in the year 2013,
and this was your number one banger.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
The Dirty Dutchman.
Yes.
Martin Garrix.
Oh, boy!
This will get me right in the mood for Fred again.
I like it.
I mean, it's a bit of an acquired taste, this song,
but I like it, Brodie likes it,
and I reckon you like it, don't you, Jasmine?
Yeah, me and my son, Gus, we love it.
Yes!
Yeah, Gus!
Okay, Jazz and Gus.
Wait there, we're going to do Jackie's Birthday Banger.
Hi, Jackie. Hi. How are you? Gus. Okay, Jazz and Gus. Wait there, we're going to do Jackie's birthday banger. Hi, Jackie.
Hi.
How are you?
How's your Wednesday?
Pretty good.
Pretty good?
Yours?
Yeah, not bad.
Yeah, pretty good.
What's your birthday, Del?
The 10th of July, 1982.
All right, so that means that on the 10th of July, 1998,
you were 16 and this was your birthday banger.
Oh, oh, oh.
This, this is fire.
Yeah, this is our win.
This is 1998.
I'm thinking Destiny's Child.
I'm thinking Moesha.
I'm thinking, you know, everything that was big at that time.
You get Brandy and Monica, The Boy Is Mine.
Oh, big tune.
Oh, gosh.
I remember liking that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, same.
It's the Aaliyah era.
Yeah.
It's a shanty.
Yeah, great.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Sam.
Kia ora, Sam.
Hi, Clint.
How are you going?
Good, how are you?
A bit dusty, to be honest.
I've had a friend again last last night but we're almost there.
Yeah, big one.
Let's focus on you, Sam, what's your date of birth?
17th of October, 1990.
Alright, so 17th of October means that you were 16 in the year 2006 and this is your birthday band.
We'll carry on, we'll carry on.
I'm very upset. What is that? This is your birthday bang. Brodie is wincing in pain.
She can't handle the emo.
I can, though.
I can.
I really like it.
Sam, do you?
Oh, of course.
Yeah, you're an emo?
I wasn't even.
Yeah, me too.
I wasn't.
And I saw how many happy people were
there when they were here last
year, whatever it was. And I was like,
I never got on that train.
Great train to be on.
Sorry, Sam. Great train to be on. Yeah, the Black
Parade. Okay, wait there,
Sam. Three very different songs. I know.
Monica and Brandy, Martin Garrix
and My Chemical
Romance.
I think I know what we need and I think we're on the same page.
Yeah, look, just given where my head's at and it's hump day and as much as my second choice is a vibe,
the Wednesday vibe has got to be Martin Garrix Animals.
I 100% agree with you.
Jazz.
Yeah. You and your boy have with you. Jez. Yeah.
You and your boy have just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Yay, guys.
Let's go.
Go off, everybody.
Let's go hard.
Let's go hard.
Turn it up.
From 2013, here's your birthday banger.
Zidim.
Bree and Clint.
Zidim. ZM Brian Clint with Brodie Kane
That's Martin Garrix
And Animals
Oh yes
From 2013
The winner of Birthday Banger for Jasmine
That's a tune
That's a tune
I remember the first time I heard it
I was on the hill at Rhythm and Vines
in front of the old main stage
in the old Ampe Theatre, and I'd never
heard the song before, and it came on and I was just like
what is this
music? And it builds and it
builds and it builds and then that really weird voice comes
on and goes, mother effing animals
and I lost, I just lost
the plot. I think I was
there also. I think I was there also.
I think I was there.
Yeah.
You would have been.
Yeah.
Didn't we do like seven or eight in a row together?
Yes, I think so.
Now, I have been sharing with you over these past couple of weeks while I've been blessed enough to join you
that I sort of had dived back into some bumble.
Yeah.
Bumbled back into bumble, so to speak,
and I'm ready to quit it again.
Basically, it's trash.
It's trash.
I reckon you lasted a week.
Yeah, I lasted a week.
You message people, they either unmatch,
don't message back, blah, blah, blah,
boring, boring, I'm bored with it.
What I would like is tradition.
Boy meets girl, you know,
boy sees girl across the room.
Serendipity.
Yeah, you know, you're out.
Even tonight, Fred again, again, again.
Yeah.
Hey, how are you?
Would you like a drink?
Yeah, great.
My name's so-and-so.
And so even though I've kind of like,
I've been single for 75,000 years,
I like to think I have game,
but I probably only have game when I'm a little bit tiddly.
If I'm stone cold sober, I'm shocking.
Yeah.
Right?
But I was ready to shoot my shot a couple of weeks ago at the airport.
Right?
I saw an 11 out of 10.
Really?
Yep.
A hundred percent.
Like a unicorn.
Just, oh my God.
Yeah.
Insane.
Like pretty much the whole airport, the plane stopped flying.
They just fell out of the sky.
This guy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Anyway, so. What part of the airport are you seeing him in? We're at fell out of the sky, this guy. Yeah, okay, yeah. Anyway, so.
What part of the airport are you seeing him in?
We're at, oh, we're boarding.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you're in the tunnel.
So, well, like, no, but this is coming back from the Gold Coast.
So this is, like, before the tunnel, the, like, scan your things.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's about three or four people in front of us.
So hot, so hot.
And I'm, like, I'm there with Gracie and a couple of other people that we're hot. And I'm like, I'm there with Gracie
and a couple of other people that were with
and I was like, oh my God, guys, guys, guys, guys, look.
We all agreed.
We even took a photo,
like not to disrespect his privacy,
but just it was his back.
But then we even put it up on our
Girls Uninterrupted page
and we were like, right,
this Brodie's clockless guy,
what should she do kind of thing.
And then we realised that we were sitting up the front,
he was a bit further down the back.
Fine, that's not a red flag.
What are you saying is he didn't have a Kauri membership?
No, no, no.
Anyway, exactly.
But anyway, so we're sitting on the plane and then I'm like,
I'm going to talk to him at the end.
I'm going to talk to him at the end. I'm going to talk to him at the end.
When you get off the plane?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I can't walk down.
I'm not going to walk down.
That's so, that's.
That is so awkward.
If you walk down and you talk to him while he's in his seat.
Nah.
And you're standing.
Never.
Nah.
Never ever.
Imagine if he was in the middle of the window
and you're going to lean over the person in the aisle.
So I was like, right, I'm going.
And then you just linger?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Hey, hey. Anyway, so I'm like, I'm going. And then you just linger? Yeah. Hey, hey. Anyway,
so I'm like, I'm going to talk to him.
We're landing in Auckland at like midnight. I'm like,
I am going to
hit him up at the baggage carousel.
Okay. I'm thinking,
you know, bags tend to take a while, right?
So I was like, okay.
I get off the plane and then I'm like,
oh my God, Gracie, what am I going to say?
What am I actually going to say?
What am I going to say? How was your flight? Anyway, so I'm like, oh my God, Gracie, what am I going to say? Like, what am I actually going to say? What are you going to say?
What am I going to say?
How was your flight?
What do you know?
Anyway, so I was like, do you know what?
I'm actually going to,
I'm actually almost going to like wing that part of it.
Okay.
But I had-
Which could be a good way of doing it
so it doesn't come across too rehearsed.
Yeah, right?
You know?
And then I was like,
but then I also put my name and phone number
on the boarding pass.
So I was, whatever I was going to do, I was going to say what I said,
like shoot my shot and give him that.
In and out.
Yeah.
Don't let it become awkward.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, I know, right?
So we got off the plane and we got the passports through,
down, standing at the baggage carousel,
really, really nervous, really, really nervous.
See him come out of the escalators.
Down the stairs.
Down the stairs.
I'm like, there he is, there he is.
There he goes.
He's got a carry-on bag.
He doesn't even come to the baggage.
He's straight down to bloody biosecurity.
But, oi, he was, the bag was tiny.
He must have been on business.
He was in shorts and a T-shirt.
Oh, okay.
He was giving tradie vibes.
Maybe it's just low maintenance.
Like, it was such a small bag. It was giving tradie vibes. Maybe it's just low maintenance. Like it was such a small bat.
It was smaller than a...
And that's unfortunate because you can't chase him up the biosecurity line.
No, you cannot chase him up the biosecurity line.
Waving your boarding pass with your phone number on it.
No.
And if he gets out there before you, he's going to be straight to his Uber and gone.
He's gone.
I know.
So did you not get to connect with him at all?
No.
Oh my God, you missed out. I know. You didn't not get to connect with him at all? No. Oh my god, you missed out.
I know. You didn't even get to shoot your shot.
No.
Actually, that's fair. Yeah.
I just got to talk about it. Yeah, you didn't even get to and you built yourself up and you didn't even get to do it.
I know.
When they say you miss 100% of the
shots that you don't take. See, people
always say, you know, nothing more
patronising than people going, you just got to get out there.
I'm trying.
Yeah.
But I would love to know,
has anyone done anything like that
and it not gone well?
Oh, you want not gone well?
Yeah, me too, actually.
I want not gone well.
Yeah.
Did you summon up the courage,
because it does take some,
did you finally muster the courage
to shoot your shot
and it didn't go well?
Yeah.
Like you spent the whole day
or the whole flight thinking about what you're going to say
and they just hit you back with, I'm married.
Like off the bat.
Yeah.
Or they, I don't know, how else could it go bad?
They were just like, oh, sorry, I'm gay.
You know?
Yeah.
Straight away.
Or just, nah.
Nah, not keen.
No, thank you.
Maybe you met my wife.
Oh, $800 at M. Or you can Maybe you've met my wife. Oh, 800 dials at M.
Or you can text yours into 9696 as well if you like.
We want to know, did you shoot your shot and it didn't go well?
So this is like anti-motivational.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I need it.
Brodie's just told us about, well, it was going to be a shoot your shot fail,
but it wasn't even that.
It was just.
I didn't even get to shoot my shot.
You didn't even get to shoot your shot with the 11 out of 10 man
at the airport. Yeah, we were on the same
plane. He was in front of me at boarding. I built up
the courage during
the flight to be like, you've got to. You've got
to even though I was like feeling
quite unwell about it.
I wrote my name
and number on my boarding pass. I was ready to give it
to him and say something witty
at the baggage carousel.
Breaking news, he didn't have baggage.
Straight into biosecurity.
Gutted.
Oh, God.
Someone texted and they said,
I've got a plane, sorry, like that.
Me and a guy had locked eyes boarding and I'd smiled.
He waited when I got off the plane
and then he came over and handed me some scrunched up rubbish. I handed it back to him and I said,
I don't want your rubbish. And then I realised that that was his number on the piece of paper.
No!
No, he was trying to be smooth. Oh no.
Oh my gosh. Jasmine's here.
Hi, Jazz. Hi, how are you?
Good.
Did you shoot your shot?
Yeah, I shot my shot.
So I was meeting up with one of my friends at a bar to meet her new boyfriend.
And I hadn't seen a photo of him or anything,
so I'd shoot my shot and go up to the cute guy at the bar.
And we were getting along really well.
He didn't really say too much or anything like that.
And then she came in and she was just like, oh, my God, it's so nice that you guys have
finally met already.
There was no awkwardness or anything.
And I just wanted to crawl under a rock.
It was your friend's new boyfriend that you were there to meet?
Yeah.
Oh.
Is that a bit on him?
Should he have?
Is that?
I don't really know because he was just like,
I think he probably had seen photos of me.
Oh, no.
But also he might have been like.
I was, but maybe it was like too scary to be like,
I've got a girlfriend or something.
Yeah, you would have wanted to.
But maybe when we talked about it, she was just like,
oh, that means you've got good taste.
Yeah, okay, that's a good way of putting it.
I see how you wanted to just crawl under a table.
Oh, God, that's...
Yeah, yeah.
Shrivel up and die.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone give me a tequila shot immediately.
Thanks, Jasmine.
How about this?
I shot my shot with a very cute pilot after an air show function.
I asked him for his number,
and he told me that he's more of a visual kind of person
and gave me his Instagram handle.
He never followed me back.
I mean, that's textbook, isn't it?
It's just douchebag behaviour.
Yeah, 100%.
It's D-bag behaviour.
Yeah.
Let's get Marcy on.
Hi, Marcy.
Hi.
Did you ever go out shooting your shot?
Oh, no, my mum did.
Your mum did.
Go, mum.
Go, mum.
Okay, what happened?
So we were leaving the supermarket
and my mum saw this really hot guy,
as what she thinks.
Hot by mum's standards.
So she saw him get out of his car
and then, well, she didn't see him get out of his car And then
Well she didn't see him get out of the car
But she drove out
And parked next to his car
What she thought was his car
And waited for about 10 minutes
And she
She faffled around in the boot pretending to do things
And she even tried to lure their dog
Out of the back of their car
To make it seem like even tried to lure their dog out of the back of their car to make it seem
like... Like she'd caught
their dog. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm returning your dog for you. It got out.
Yeah, and then
so then we waited for about 10 minutes
and then these two girls came in
and got in the car and
we saw the hot guy
get into a
really crappy Toyota.
Oh.
And then, did she get the ick?
Yeah.
Oh. Oh, well.
You gotta give it a go, I guess. Thanks,
Marcy. Listen to this.
This just actually
destroys my soul.
Slightly different. I don't think so.
I think this is just so, so horrific.
I had a friend with benefit for ages.
I caught the feels.
And after a year, I told him I wanted more
and really thought he was going to say the same.
He told me I wasn't girlfriend material.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that sent a ripple down my spine.
Oh, wow. You're not girlfriend material? Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, that sent a ripple down my spine. Oh, wow. You're not
girlfriend material?
Yeah. Oh, wow. Hey,
also on the text machine, Brodie took a shot
at my husband one night in town in Christchurch.
Well, like that first call, like Jasmine that we had
on, you should take it as a compliment. It just shows
that you've got good taste. My husband politely
declined his given. I was eight and a half months
pregnant at home.
At home. But'm at home.
But he went home.
Exactly.
And he told the story.
And I would have gone, oh, shit, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
Do you know what?
Unfortunately, Clint, that happens all the time.
That does happen all the time.
If you don't know, you don't know, especially at my age, that's going to happen all the time. I'm sorry. And men like me are the time. That does happen all the time. If you don't know, you don't know, especially my age,
that's going to happen all the time.
I'm sorry.
And men like me are the problem.
I don't wear my wedding ring.
Yeah, true.
So, you know, how are you supposed to know?
Yeah.
Really got to find my wedding ring, by the way.
Don't let any of those stories deter you.
No, no, I'm all good.
Keep on shooting the shots.
Keep on going.
I'm all good.
Keep on keeping on, I reckon.
Rich from me. Bree and Clint. And that's us. It's Keep on shooting the shots. Keep on going. I'm all good. Keep on keeping on, I reckon. Rich from me.
Bree and Clint.
And that's us.
It's the end of the show.
I'm going home for a nap because I had a very big night last night
and Brodie Kane is off for a very big night at Frit again.
Now, question for you.
Did we align this well?
Should we have gone one night apiece so that you've got not so much strength today
and that might be me tomorrow or should we have gone together?
Oh, go hard and early No that means one of us is on form each day
True
That's true
If I'm at 25% and you're at 100%
The show's at 75%
Yeah yeah cool
Today and tomorrow
Fair enough
Rather than the whole show be at 25%
How good is it though
When you've had sort of an evening
Where you've gone out on a school night
And then you know that you're going to go home and you're going to absolutely sleep the shit out of tonight?
I am so...
Last night's sleep garbage.
I am so excited for tonight's sleep.
You're going to win the Sleep Olympics.
I reckon I'm more excited for tonight's sleep than I was for the Fred Again show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and then that's going to be me tomorrow.
If you're going, have a fantastic time.
He's on at 9 o'clock.
The opening act's on at 7.30
So 30 minutes away
It's going to be a ripper, you're going to love it
Thank you
Go well
Stay safe
See you tomorrow
See you tomorrow everybody
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
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