ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th March 2025

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

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Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the show. Happy Thursday guys. One day to go before Symphony Festival in the Domain. Yeah, yeah. Did you say one day? Yeah, well, I don't count today. Oh yeah, okay. We count tomorrow because there's one work day left.

Yeah, right. But technically it's 48 hours. Yeah, actually. Because it starts about this time on Saturday. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Who are you most excited to see? That's a good question.

I always love the symphony show, but probably Basement Jacks. Oh, that'd be pretty special. Yeah. Yeah. You? The orchestra. You want to see the orchestra?

Like the symphony. Oh, yeah, the whole symphony experience. That's my favourite. I mean, I always love the entire show, but there's just something really special when they're all out there. We have a double pass up for grabs on the show today, another symphony track of the day for you to listen out for,

and I can promise you this one will play within the next hour. It'll play before four o'clock, and if you're the first person through when we play... I should be over all the... Cyril, who is one of the headliners for Symphony Festival. Then you'll score two free tickets from us this afternoon.

Easy as that. We'll kick off the show though as per usual with Tradie vs Lady. 50 bucks up for grabs and the Tradies had a good win yesterday. Can they keep it going? 0800 dial ZM. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady.

It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Right, the Tradies and the Ladies. We like to put them head to head and we keep score. The Tradies on 19, the Ladies on 26. Our Lady is in the River City. She's 35 and she is in a social competitive fantasy rugby team. Welcome to the show, Nadia.

Hi, Nadia. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Union or league? Both are union at the moment. So you're doing fantasy super rugby? Yeah.

Yeah. How are you going? And is Damien McKenzie your captain? No, he's my kicker. Oh, yeah? Not a big, obviously, a buy for them,

but... It's blown up this year. Some people will be glazing over, but it's blown up this year, the fantasy super rugby. It's the first year that they've ever done it,

and it's huge. I've been doing it for like the last three or four years. Oh, well what do I know? My mum's in the tipping comp. Is that the same thing? I do both. It's different. The fantasy is like you pick players for your team

and get points for them. Yeah, right. Interesting. You're taking on our tradie today from Topor. He's 23 and he's got a dog named Lacey. Welcome to the show. It's Connor. G'day, Connor. How's it going?

Good, thanks. Is Lacey, I have a feeling she's a Border Collie. She's a Foxy. She's only nine months old. How cute. Lacey the dog. Okay, Connor the tradie, your buzzer's tradie. Nadia the lady, your buzzer is lady.

The first of three correct answers is going to win the comp this afternoon. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Who won the Academy Award for Best Actor for his role in the 2020 film The Joker? Nadia. Nadia.

We'll give you one incorrect buzzer. Everybody gets one grace buzzer. What's the answer? Oh, sorry. The answer's gone. Don't worry about it then. Connor? Is it like Jake Bum's Phoenix or something? I don't know how it says.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah. Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. The dumbest spelling of a name ever. What do you mean? Joaquin's a dumb way to spell it. Joaquin.

It's a weird way to spell it. All right, one to the tradies. Question number two. What cartoon character lives in a pineapple under the sea? Tootie. Yes, Connor, just got in there. Spongebob. It is, of course, Spongebob Squarepants.

Two to the tradies. You're off to a flyer, Connor. You need this one, Nadia, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. She was in Wicked. Ladies. Nadia.

Ariana Grande. Yes, she's in. Nice work, Nadia. You got one on the board. Question number four. People keep this creature as a pet. What is the other name for a Mexican walking fish? Lady.

Yes, Connor. Salamander. No. Not a bad guess though, Connor. Not a bad guess. Nadia. An axolotl. It is axolotl.

It is an axolotl. Well done. We are all tied up here in this game. Question number five. How many players should a soccer team have on the field at the start of the match? Yes, Connor? Eleven. He's got it. That's the one.

We could barely split them today, but Connor, you came out on top. Fifty bucks. We'll get it out to you, mate. Nice work. Yeah, thank you for that. Sweet as. Another needed win for the tradies. They're in the 20s now.

Very good win for the tradies. Ladies on 26. Zed Am's Bree and Clint podcast. You know what I reckon is one of the worst feelings in the world? I reckon maybe if not the worst feeling. UTI? I can vouch. It's not a great feeling.

No, I've heard that, yeah. It's not great. That's pretty bad. Worse than that. Worse than a UTI? When you've ordered Uber Eats and then you realise after it's too late that you've ordered it to the wrong address. Ah, okay.

It's a bad feeling. Because normally at that point you're starving. Yeah. You're excited. Yeah, you've treated yourself to some Uber Eats. You've treated yourself, you've splurged. Yeah. Can I just say this has never happened to me?

Because I tell you- Oh, here we go. Up on his high horse. You're perfect. I reckon I've had Uber Eats three times in my whole life. And I remember I'm a- How have you had Uber Eats three times? Because I like to ring the store to order my food

and then I like to go and get it. I like the experience of going in to get it. You are like a six-year-old man trapped in a 30-something-year-old's body. Yeah. Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. Go to get it. You are like a six-year-old man trapped in a 30-something-year-old's body. Yeah. Reject modernity. Embrace tradition.

What about just the convenience of having it delivered? Eh. You know, some things just don't vibe with you. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Some things you just don't. It's just not for you. Like you in podcasts.

You're just like, eh. Eh. Yeah. See? Eh. Eh. I know it's popular. I just, it's not for me.

It's all right. A guy has made headlines around the globe after he's done exactly this. And I feel like apart from Clinton Roberts, we've all been there. Thank you for recognising me. That's okay. You are the exception in this case, in my opinion. This guy was at a friend's house in Melbourne, Australia, and he was visiting some friends and he decided, he said,

oh, I want to order food for everyone because I'm your guest and I want to do that. So he's got on the Uber Eats app, he's ordered some pizzas, some garlic bread, some chips, done a nice thing for everyone, hit order, and then after a while he's like, where is that food? And at that point, he realised that he had ordered food from a place in Dublin, Ireland, where he recently had been on holiday. Yeah.

Why doesn't the app know where you are? You know? Yeah. Where's the warning from the Uber Eats app going, hey, you're thousands and thousands of kilometres away from this address? Yeah. Yeah. Because one of the times I have tried to use Uber Eats

was when I was in San Francisco and I didn't know any of the restaurants or anything, so I thought I'd get on the app. And I was like, this dumb app won't even work. Nothing will deliver to me. And then I saw my address was set to here at work where ZM is. Yeah. But it doesn't tell you that.

Nah. It just, yeah. It doesn't warn you. I feel like that is a flaw in the app. Did he get it delivered? Did he send it to Dublin? No. Oh.

He had to call Uber Eats. This has happened to me before, so I know what happens. You go into complete panic and then you search through the app trying to find numbers where you can cancel it. And there is ways you can do it. They make it pretty hard. But I think he ended up finding some numbers and he cancelled the order. You didn't want to call the restaurant to place an order.

And to get yourself out of that situation, you're having to make multiple phone calls. Yeah, but if you did it right, then you wouldn't. Oh, how the mighty app users have fallen. May. I'm telling you guys, paper menu, magnets into the fridge, it's the way to live. It is.

Yeah, but what if the place that you want stuff from is quite a far way away? Well, why should some poor Uber Eats driver have to bring that to you? Because that person's earning money. He's earning a crust. No, no. You're not going to convince me. Okay.

That's all right. You're not going to convince me. That's your thing. You can live in the past. It's fine. Thank you. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALS.M, has this happened to you?

And where was your address set to? Did you get your Uber Eats sent to the wrong address? Yes. And did it end up going and did someone else actually get your order instead? Or do you not use Uber Eats? I'm sure there's people out there that don't. I've never had Uber Eats.

That's my kind of people right there. Yeah, but they probably live in Morrinsville or something. So they're allowed. They're allowed not to use it. Oh, and it does it in with text 9696. We're looking for the wildest missed delivery of Uber Eats or DeliverEasy

or whatever food app you use. All of them. That is Franklin. Have you had that horror moment when you realise you've ordered Uber Eats to probably a hotel you stayed at in Christchurch for a weekend and then you came back to where you lived and you're like, why am I getting my food sent to that hotel in Christchurch?

Oh, that's right, I stayed there for a weekend and was real hungover and ordered food there. Where's my pizza? I'm hungover again. Horrible feeling. Michelle's here. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks.

Have you done this when you ordered your food to the wrong address? No, I'm a delivery driver based in Wellington. Okay. And actually picked up alcohol and went to deliver it and had to return it because it was meant to go to Queenstown. Oh, my God. Wow. Wow.

Do they take it back? If you return with the alcohol, will they take it back? If you return with the alcohol Will they take it back? Yeah They will Did you think for a minute That you could have road tripped it To Queenstown And got the delivery fee?

Oh I wish But I wonder how much that would cost eh And it's not like finders keepers Like the delivery If it was their fault For doing the wrong address You don't get to keep the alcohol?

Not with alcohol But hot hot food, yes. Oh, yeah. They can't take hot food back, can they? How bloody good. So maybe you guys don't mind the odd missed delivery then? Yeah, so, you know, on the odd occasion. On the odd occasion. Oh, that's so interesting.

Good to know. Thanks, Michelle. Sandra's here. Hi, Sandra. Hi, Sandra. Hi, how you doing? Good, thanks. Did you order your food to the wrong place?

My husband ordered his KFC for an anniversary party, and he ordered it through Hamilton, and he ordered it for the same address in Auckland. Oh, no. What, a whole work party worth of KFC? And a family function, yeah. And he watched Uberman drive away on his little app to the address in Auckland and we're in Hamilton.

There's nothing he could do. Are you telling me that the Uber driver got it from a place in Hamilton and drove it to Auckland? No. No, he got it, he ordered it online, or he ordered it online, and he clicked when you type in your address and the addresses pop up. Yeah, two versions of the same address.

On the same street. Like form. And he clicked on the address which he thought was ours. Yeah. And it wasn't. It was up in Auckland. What a bloody idiot, Sandra. What a bloody idiot.

Yeah, that's what I did. Someone got fed well that night, didn't they? Yeah, a whole work function with the KFC. How about this? My husband was left unsupervised to attempt to order Uber Eats for the family. Two hours later and multiple back and forth phone calls on his end, I took one look at the app and realised he had ordered the food to be delivered to the top ten holiday park in Christchurch.

Oh, no. We live in Hamilton. I'm just trying to get bloody dinner sorted. One job. One bloody job. Claire's here. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire.

Hi there. Hi. Yours is outrageous, Claire. What happened? When my husband and I first came to New Zealand, before we got our residency, we were renting a house and it was out of town and going to the supermarket

was taking hours so I went, I signed up for HelloFresh NZ but I was already registered for HelloFresh UK and I ordered a week's worth of meals and instead of being delivered to where we were living in

New Zealand, the box was delivered to where we were living in New Zealand, the box was delivered to where our house was in the UK. No. I mean, it's not like you can pop around that afternoon and pick it up. Can you clear it? No. Luckily, my dad lived fairly close to work to our house in the UK. Oh, he'd be stoked.

Oh, he got some free meals for the week. There were no giveaways? Like, the currency wasn't in pounds and the food wasn't all, like, mushy peas and bangers and mash, like British food, Claire? To be honest, I didn't notice. Yeah. Well, Claire would have just been used to seeing pounds, you know?

Yeah, yeah, true. So she wouldn't have thought twice about it. Oh, that's so annoying, Claire. Someone said, I ordered pizza, but I accidentally got it sent to my best friend's house. She sent me a photo of her enjoying my pizza and said, thanks for dinner.

That's a real friend. You know how that's, you know, that's your best friend when they handle it like that. If you're a Marvel fan, if you're an Avengers fan, it like that. Zed In's Brian Clint. This is the tea. If you're a Marvel fan, if you're an Avengers fan, this is the biggest news that has come out in a long, long time. The cast

for Avengers Doomsday has been revealed. I thought they were done with these movies. So did I. I thought there was, what was it? Avengers Endgame was it? Yeah, no. Turns out, no. Turns out, no. Turns out there's much more Avengers milking to be done. I feel like they milked those ducks dry.

Well, they even killed Iron Man. They killed Robert Downey Jr. Spoiler! Well, guess who's back for Doomsday? Iron Man. No. Robert Downey Jr. is a new character. Who is he now?

He is Dr. Doom in Doomsday. Okay. And look, I will preface this by saying I'm not the biggest MCU expert, but I'm pretty sure he's just playing a whole new character, and everyone, all the other Avengers just have to pretend that he's not Tony Stark. Surely that's not it. He's now Dr. Doom. I feel like it has to be interconnected somehow. You reckon?

Yeah. You and I aren't experts on this stuff. There will be someone who is listening to this right now screaming at the radio. Yeah, yeah. Being like, no, of course they're interconnected. Well, on the face of it, he's back and he's playing a new character, Doctor Doom,

not Iron Man. Chris Hemsworth is going to be in there as Thor. Paul Rudd is bringing Ant-Man back. There's Fantastic Four members in Doomsday. Pedro Pascal from The Last of Us. Which... He's going to be Mr. Fantastic. Oh, he's Mr. Fantastic.

Yeah, right. There's X-Men characters in there, original X-Men characters. Patrick Stewart, who's the bald guy in the wheelchair. Mysterio? No. Charles Xavier. Charles Xavier. Charles Xavier, yeah.

Sir Ian McKellen, a.k.a. Gandalf, is back as Magneto. Yep. It's huge. The cast is enormous. It goes through Thunderbolts members and X-Men members, and the whole thing is due for release on the 1st of May next year, and it's first in a two-part series, the second of which comes out in May 27. Someone on the text machine said maybe it's a

multiverse thing. It does sound like it's you saying that there's the Fantastic Four and there's X-Men and there's this and there's that. Yeah, right. There's all different kind of universes meshing as one. Then you have to get all three Spider-Men in there as well. I have to admit, I did love it when they did that in the Spider-Man movie. Yeah, what a great idea. I thought it was very cool. Yeah, yeah.

And they all look so good still. Having a multiverse as a storyline is so useful because you just go, nah, this takes place in a universe where Iron Man didn't die. You can literally make up whatever you want. Totally. And just keep milking that money machine. Yeah, yeah. Thanos is a good guy in this universe. It's a different one.

And now he's an Avenger. Anyway, you've got about a year to wait until Avengers Doomsday, and then the follow-up will come out a year later called Avengers Secret Wars. All right. Put it in your calendar. More Avengers on the way. Milk that, baby. Milk that cow.

Yeah, milk it real good. Milk it. Milk it till it's dry. I've milked every teat on this other. With thirsty for Avengers milk. Mama. That was weird. Brie and Clint, we're back next.

Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. Yesterday I brought the theory to the table that the type of dog you have can indicate your relationship status. Yeah, the dog theory. Yeah, the dog theory. There was a particular woman who thinks she's cracked the code

when it comes to men mainly and here's what she said if he has like a kelpie or a boxer or like another big dingo looking dog yeah he's single if he's got a cavoodle he has a fiance at home if he's got a german short hair pointer he's like most likely single labrador or golden retriever he has a partner. If it is some sort of like lab cross single. Unless it's a labradoodle in which case

not single. If he has a Frenchie he's gay. If he has two Frenchies he's married and straight. That's so funny. I feel like it's pretty spot on. Yeah.

The floor and hurt theory is though that what if the single guy with a dingo looking dog finds a partner? Like, he was single. He won't last. Yeah, so then the other flaw is if she's right, then the guy with the kelpy, dingo-looking dog will always be single. Don't even approach that guy.

He wants to stay single. Yeah, I mean, there is flaws in the theory. He's married to his dog. But I thought we could put it to the test. Let's see if we have the knack by being able to guess someone's relationship status by what dog

they own. I will say she's got it right about the golden retriever. I am a new dog owner with a golden retriever and I'm in a relationship. What are your dogs? I've got, well one of mine's a rescue. Yeah. And a terrier.

Terrier. Yeah. But my other, my rescue's pretty much, she's mostly staffy. Yeah, right. But she didn't mention any of those breeds in there. No, she didn't say any of those. No. But that's what we're going to come up against,

people with other dogs, and we're going to have to guess. Someone just texted her and they said, I'm a vet nurse and this video is so accurate. Really? Okay, that's good. Well, let's put it to the test. If you have a dog, if you own a dog, we'd love to talk to you on 0800DIALZM. Doesn't matter what your relationship status is because we will guess.

We'll try and guess it, yeah. Based on the breed of dog you own. The ZM Podcast Network. It's our first time, but we back ourselves. We always back ourselves. Yeah. If we don't back ourselves, who's going to? Susie's here.

Hi, Susie. Hi, Susie. Hey, guys. Tell us how many dogs you have and what breeds. Well, we have three, but I'll give you two of the breeds. Okay. We'll change the two of them. Staffordshire Bull Terriers. Two Staffordshire Bull Terriers. So, Staffies. You've got two Staffies. Okay.

Two Steffesha Bull Terriers. So, Steffies. You've got two Steffies. Yeah. She's in a relationship. She's got three dogs. Yeah, that's a lot. Two of them are Steffies.

When you're single. That's a lot of responsibility. She is not doing that alone. She is in a long-term relationship. With kids. No kids. Oh, okay. Do you reckon kids? Yeah, I reckon kids.

But you can go no kids. No kids. Susie, what's your relationship status? Well, you nailed it with long-term relationship. We've been married for coming up 19 years. Yeah. But no, you're wrong. I've got two kids.

Oh, bugger. Only Bree was wrong. Thank you, Susie, our first contestant in dog theory. Anna's here. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks.

What dogs you got? I've got one dog and she is a Jack Russell. One dog, Jack Russell. What do you think? I'm going to let you take the lead first. How old is that Jack Russell, Anna? She's just turned two. It's a family dog.

Anna is in a relationship. I reckon she's single. Anna, what are you? In a relationship. Long term? Four years. Yeah, longer than the dog is what I thought. Long term. Longer than the dog. Long term? Four years. Yeah, longer than the dog is what I thought. Long term.

Longer than the dog. Longer than the dog. Thanks, Anna. Let's go to Gareth. Hi, Gareth. Hi, Gareth. Hi. What dogs you got, Gareth?

I have a Husky and a Rottweiler. Ooh. Interesting mix. Gareth with the Husky and the rottweiler. He's a single man. Takes his dogs out on the weekends. Goes on adventures. Gareth, single.

He's married. Oh, the opposite of single. He's married. He's married? Yeah. Gareth, what's your relationship status? I am in a relationship. But not married.

No. Okay. I'll take it. You take it. He's not single anyway. Thanks, Gareth. Kelly's here to play dog theory. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. Hiya. What dog's you got, Kel? I've got a Rottweiler. You've got a Rottweiler?

How old's the Rottie? She'll be coming up three. Gareth had a Rottweiler as well, didn't he? He did. Husky and second Rottweiler How old's the Rottie? She'll be coming up three Gareth had a Rottweiler as well didn't he? He did Husky and a Rottie I reckon Kelly's married with a family So do I Kelly, what's your relationship status? Married and all adult children

Married with a family Thanks Kelly Thanks Kel I think we're pretty good at this All adult children. Yeah. Married with a family. Thanks, Kelly. Thanks, Kel. I think we're pretty good at this. Or is dog theory just really obvious? I don't think so. Freya, hi.

Hi, Freya. Hey. You can be our last one. Hello. Hello. What's your dog situation? Look along. I have two dogs.

Two dogs? They're both griffins. Oh, God, I love a Griffin. They remind me of Star Wars for some reason, yeah. Griffins are very special. They're a weird dog, man. One of those dogs that struggles to breathe. Sorry, Freya. No, they don't.

They're fine. No, they do struggle to breathe, eh, Freya? Mine has been bred well. Okay, right. Sadly, Brett won. I love a Griffin.. Okay, right. Sadly, bread won. I love a griffin. They're very cute. Okay, two griffins.

If you did one griffin, I would have thought single, but because you have two griffins, for some reason, I think you have a boyfriend. I reckon... Yeah, long-term relationship. Freya, what's the dillio? No, single. Single.

Freya, you've got us. We should have quit or we're ahead. Shut up. Yeah. What are the Griffins' names, Freya? The ginger one is Alva and the goblin one is Tilda. And I actually just got them tattooed on me too. Did you?

No way. Oh, cute. Yeah. I believe you. Thanks, Freya. Thanks for playing Dog Theory with us. Thanks for having me. That was fun.

It was fun. Someone said I have a Rottweiler and a Schnoodle relationship. Relationship. Yeah. That's a lot of dog. That's a lot of dog. Yeah. Also Schnoodle relationship.

Schnoodle. It's a relationship dog. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what else is a relationship dog? What? You know what is the poster child for? Cavoodle.

Cavoodle. Cavoodle. Yep. A Cavoodle called Bella. Yeah. No, Luna. Luna. Yeah, Luna.

It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. On Thursdays, we play What's the Plot? So let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do.

Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? Where today we're playing for a not-too-shabby $200 cash. Bex, you're going to go head-to-head with Bree. Welcome to the show. G'day, Bex. Hey, how's it going? You ready to do this dance? Let's do it.

Just for getting on air, you have scored instantly a three-month Neon subscription. Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you so much. It's the home of the latest blockbusters, so that's going to be very good, very helpful for you as a movie enthusiast, Bex. Thank you very much. Today, I have a list of movies

with numbers in the title as your theme. Okay? I'll start reading them, Buzzin. As soon as you think you know what it is, don't wait for me to finish and the first to get two correct

will win the game. I feel like this could be my undoing. I can't think of any right now. Good luck, everybody. When a retiring police detective tackles a final case... Brie. Brie. 21 Jump Street. When a retiring police detective tackles a final case... Brie.

Brie. 21 Jump Street. Not a bad guess. Except that it's wrong. You're being so harsh on me today. Bex, would you like a free guess? Two for the money? No, not two for the money.

I'll keep going because I've only done a tiny bit of this one. Okay. When a retiring police detective, you're both back in by the way, tackles a final case with the aid of a newly transferred officer, they discover a number of elaborate and grisly murders. They soon realise they are dealing with a serial killer who is targeting people he thinks represent one of the seven deadly sins. Bree. Number seven? I can one of the seven deadly sins. Bree.

Number seven? I can't accept number seven. Seven. Seven. I won't accept it from anyone now. Seven. Oh, come on. That's so hard.

It's such a good movie, though. I haven't seen that one. It's the one with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman. What's in the box? What's in the box? I don't know if I've seen it. Oh, my God one It's the one with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman What's in the box? What's in the box? I don't know if I've seen it Oh my god it's so good I was thinking of the one Jim Carrey's in

What's that one? Hold on No, no googling movies during What's the Plot Thank you very much Have you got it in there? I don't know Movie number two Let's keep going.

No points. Our dapper hero is a man of action. Less than 24 hours into his parole from a New Jersey penitentiary, the wry, charismatic thief is already rolling out his next plan. He follows three rules. Bree. Bree. Ocean's Eleven.

Had to be in there. Tough one, Bix. We could hear you sighing, Bix. You were just like, I knew that one. Let's change up the genre, everybody. Our spotted hero is tired of his bachelor life. Bree. 101 Dalmatians.

That's the game. One of my favourite films ever. Yeah, sorry, Bex. You lost to 101 Dalmatians. Oh, hey, Bex, you didn't lose, though, because you got that neon three-month subscription. So well done, mate. Okay, cool.

Thanks so much. Other number movies that were up for grabs? Was the Jim Carrey one in there? I don't know. The Sixth Sense? Oh, of course. 17 again? District 9?

Suddenly 30? No. The Jim Carrey one for anyone playing is the number 23. Oh. And it's a role that shocked people because he plays, I think, a serial killer. Oh, okay. And it's a serious role. Not Cable Guy?

No. Right. No. The number 23. If you haven't seen it, it's creepy. There you go. That's what's the plot. We'll play again next week for 250.

It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast. Our producer, Claudia, has recently had a major life change. She's gone flatting at the age of 30-ish. Yeah, thereabouts. How's it been? You loving it? Yeah, it's actually not bad. It's kind of cool.

How many flatmates do you have again? There's four of us, including me. Okay. Newly single, moved into the city, living the frickin' dream. Yeah, a different life. Are you attracted to any of your flatmates? Nah. If you had to pick one to kiss, who would it be?

I don't want to say his name. Do you think anything could happen between you and any of those flatmates if enough alcohol was involved? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a fun flat because it means you've got to be looking good while you're at home as well. Yeah, how fun. You had a question of flatmate etiquette you wanted to bring to the table.

Yeah. So, first question, which room in the house do you think is the most sacred in a flat? Sacred? Like, the one you have to respect the most. Probably the kitchen. I would say the bathroom, but there are hate crimes committed in bathrooms daily across the country.

I feel like, yeah, the rooms that are the most shared are the bathroom and the kitchen. Yeah. So it would be either one of those. Well, I'm glad you brought up the bathroom. That's where I'm leaning with this conversation. Oh, no.

Who's leaving skitties? It's a mystery skittier. It's weird because it's actually really tidy in there. Like, there's been zero skitties, which is fabulous. Well, that's great news. And, like, there's boys in the house. You know how some boys, they're not toilet trained? No.

The boys in my house are. It's great. That's lovely. It's really nice. But I couldn't help but notice this weird crime against humanity that is the way they store their toothbrushes okay oh no yeah so the way i would store a toothbrush right in a little cup in a holder yeah separate to everything else you know you each have your own little space sure i guess yeah guess. Yeah. The way they've done it,

one cup, four toothbrushes. Like a family. I've got a family toothbrush holder. There's a communal toothbrush cup, which is also full of toothpaste and stuff. I'll show you a picture. The toothbrush goo that collects at the bottom of the glass. I can't even

think about it. Oh my god, there are so many toothbrushes in that glass. So there's three people besides me. None of these are my brushes. There's four or five toothbrushes in there and two or three or four toothpastes in the same car. Those two are touching bristles. There's two toothbrushes that are kissing.

That means that either some of your flatmates have multiple brushes or not only is their toothbrush in there but so is their booty calls. Exactly right. Yeah. And like there are no other brushes. So these are their brushes.

And as far as I'm aware, these people don't know each other. Not a single person in your flat has an electric toothbrush. There is just in the background there. You can see it's all disgusting. And you know, when it gets the grime on the bottom of the charger. Mine got so bad one time,

I had to like chip it off. So it would charge. That's disgusting. What's wrong with you? So I get it, I get it Claude. That's so disgusting. Why did I freaking say that? Brie took the brush

off the end of it and used the head of the brush to clean the bottom of her electric toothbrush. I was just like... Why do I say this stuff? That is just disgusting. It was. And you know what? It was.

Oh, there's the aerial photo. God, they really are pashing those toothbrushes. There's two that are interconnected. So where does your toothbrush go? Mine is on the opposite side of the sink so that no one accidentally grabs it. So they'll be like, oh my God, Claudia's such a snob.

Yeah, she's such a prude. She won't even get in the toothbrush hot tub with us. Just let your toothbrush kiss mine. I don't understand. There's five toothbrushes in there. Yeah, and only three people. So who are the extra ones? I have literally no idea.

And I'm really worried that one of these toothbrushes might be a cleaning brush. I reckon it's that one in the front, the blue one. Yeah. Yeah, that definitely looks like it's scrubbed some grout. Yeah, look, this is an issue. But again, Claudia, back to the start of this conversation, unless you plan to hook up with any of these flatmates, this is not your problem.

What if I put my brush in there just to see what happens? See if it sparks anything. Fill your boots. Wait, has this been a euphemism for something? This whole conversation? Wait, are there even toothbrushes? Wait, has this whole a euphemism for something? This whole conversation? Wait, are there even toothbrushes? Wait, has this whole thing been a metaphor? Guys, we're just talking about toothbrushes.

And if it has, whose bottom was Brie chipping off? What? I don't want to know, to be honest. If it was a metaphor, what was Brie's bottom covered in? Let's not go down that path. Guys, who wants to win some beer? Me, always. Me too. Producers, you in? Yeah, go on then.

Great, because there's a competition that's happening over in Tennessee called the Stella Shouting Contest. And essentially it's based on the Marlon Brando iconic line where he screams Stella from some movie. I don't know. We've got the audio here.

What movie is it from? Some movie. I've never seen it. Hey, Stella! Hey, Stella! It's iconic. People quote it often. It's in The Simpsons.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's quoted in a lot of the other films. It's from a streetcar named Desire. Oh, yeah, one of my favourites. One of my favourites. How could I forget? I thought we could all audition this afternoon. If you want to hear what the competition is like,

I've got some audio from the actual shouting contest in Tennessee. Sure. So this is people who have signed up to essentially win some beer with their best shouts of Stella. Take a listen. Stella! Stella! Stella!

Stella! Stella! Stella! Stella! Some are harder to listen to than others. Guys, we can take them. You reckon? I reckon we've got this. Yeah, right.

Who wants to give it a go first? I'm worried I'm going to pop a blood vessel. Yeah, me too. You've got to get it in the right place in your throat, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stella! Okay. Don't take that piece of audio.

Can I cleanse the palate? Get rid of those people. We're going to hear the original again. So this is Marlon Brando. Hey, Stella! Hey, Stella! Okay, so he's a bit drunk. He is a bit drunk.

He's a bit drunk in there, yeah. And if anyone can do a bit drunk, it's me. You ready? Okay. Okay. Stella! in there yeah and if i if anyone can do a bit drunk it's me you ready okay okay pretty good she's really good i want to give that a nine yeah okay i'll take a nine that was pretty bloody good claudia oh god i have to follow that. Come away from the mic. Stella! One more. Stella!

There we go. That was good. Pretty good. I'll give that a nine as well. Ella, we're finally doing theatre sports. This is your time to shine. It is, baby. Here we go, Ella.

Moving back. Well, we're doing theatre sports and you get to scream on the radio. Your two favourite things. It's like Ella's Christmas. Your time to shine. All right, I'm favourite things. It's like it was Christmas. You're so shy. All right, I'm standing up. Go for it.

Hey, Stella! Why'd you still? She's like, guys, she's like two metres away from the microphone. It was so loud. No, you only get one. Is that good? That was ouchy. Not good. All right, we're going to finish on Bree.

Oh, I'm nearly going to finish on Bree. Oh, here we go. Big dog Bree. Stella! Stella! Why him? Why? Stella! Do you hate it when your friends go,

hey, let's do a challenge that they already know they're really good at? And she's like, oh, I'm going to go last. They only bring it to the table so that they can show you that they can do it? Yeah, good one, Ella. This was your idea. Have you been practising that? Maybe a little bit. We're going to do a birthday banger next.

If you want to know yours, 0800 DIAL ZM. My throat hurts. Me too. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Let's play birthday banger. Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. That's right.

Number one songs when you turn 16. You give us your birthday. We do the calculations. We tell you your birthday banger. It's right. Number one songs when you turn 16. You give us your birthday. We do the calculations. We tell you your birthday, Banger. It's as easy as that. Olivia is going to go first. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Liv.

Hi. How are you guys? Good, mate. Finished work for the day? Finished up and I just can't wait till the weekend, honestly. Oh, mate. Are you going to Sydney? I am.

You're going to be there, right, Clint? Yeah, we'll both be there. We'll both be there in different capacities. I would love to meet you guys. Oh, yeah. Okay. Sure. Let's hook it up.

Pick your time of day. Early in the day, we'll be friendly, obviously. Yeah. Later in the day. March friendlier. March friendlier. Okay, I think later in the day. Okay.

Sounds good. Olivia, what's your date of birth? 27th of April, 1987. All right. You were 16, Liv, in 2003. And on the 27th of April, 2003, this was number one. I wanna heal. I wanna feel.

What I thought was never real. As a fellow 1987 baby, Liv, can I just say this Meteora album from Linkin Park, this was everything when we were 16. Do you agree? Yeah, and I love a bit of rock on a Thursday. Like, why not? Why not?

Oh, we love rock Thursdays. We agree. Why not? It's a great one from Linkin Park. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Claire's birthday banger. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire.

Hello. Hi. What's your moodanger. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi, hello. Hi. What's your mood been like today, Claire? Up, down, all around? Oh, I'm thriving, you know. Just, it's almost Friday. Ready to go.

Yeah, that sounds about right, Claire. Hey, what is your date of birth? 1st of May, May Day, 1990. Well, you nearly forgot your birthday there, Claire. But yes, I've got it down here. You were 16, Claire, in 2006. What a year. Here's your birthday banger.

Touch it, bring it, babe. Watch it, turn it, babe. Oh, yes. Oh, bit of Busta Rhymes. Touch it. Oh, yes. There's got to be a winner. That's a tune.

And something we don't get all that often, eh? No, you don't. No. Okay. I was going to say, you probably don't have people 16 in 2006 that often. No, you'd be surprised. Pretty much like right in our demo, I'd say. Let's do one last birthday banger for Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. You finished with the day? Yeah, just about, just about. Well, that's good. Let's finish off your day with the birthday banger.

What's your birthday? So my birthday is the 20th of April, 2000. All right. That means you were 16 in Easy Math 2016. We've done the calculations and this was at the top. Oh, it's my favourite Fifth Harmony song. Work from home. On the five year anniversary of lockdown as well. How appropriate is this? It became so much more relevant

four years later, that song, didn't it? Should have come out in the pandemic, but it didn't. What do you reckon, Sarah? Do you like this as a birthday banger? Yeah, absolutely. What a change. It's a vibe. Okay, wait there.

I will be voting for Linkin Park, just so we're clear. Woo! Yeah, go on. Bit of Linkin Park. Really? Yeah. What do you mean, really? Do you not know me at all?

I thought you were going to vote for that Fifth Harmony song. Were you going to say that annoying Fifth Harmony song? No, I would never because Sarah can still hear us, eh, Sarah? It's a great song, but I feel like Linkin Park today. Olivia, we agree you are the winner of Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Thank you. You're welcome.

From the year 2003, here's Linkin Park on ZM Brinkland. ZM Brinkland. ZM Brinkland, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Linkin Park, 2003, Somewhere I Belong for Olivia. Yes, please. Very good. One of my favourite live festival clips to watch is Lincoln Park. Yeah. At, I can't remember.

They've got so many. Coachella? Oh, yeah, okay. Maybe? I don't know what year, but oh, my God, it's just entrancing. The power that they had as a band, especially with Chester. I mean, the new line-up's good too, but that original Linkin Park. Oh, it's special.

Yeah. Very, very special. Zed-In's Brain Cleanse. I want to talk about how much time we spend trying to find something to watch. Oh, yeah. God, it's painful sometimes, isn't it? I reckon it's harder in a couple to find something to watch. I agree.

Because not only does it have to be perfect for you It has to be perfect for the other person I'll one up you It's even harder again when it's a family Oh yeah right You know when you're all home for Christmas Or you know everyone's there You know how I know I'm a good husband

You always put your wife's choice before yours If she seems mildly interested in something, I'll go, oh, yeah, that looks good. I'm keen for that. Even if you're not? Yeah. Why? I'd rather that than scroll through the list for another 15 minutes.

Right. Watching trailers. And I don't really care at the end of the day, unless it's something I really want to watch, like a new show like A White Lotus or something like that. If there's nothing that I'm super keen on, I'll be like, yeah, check it on, babe. Not me. Who cares?

I'm like, nah. Put on that stupid Meghan Markle show and let's just relax. You will sit through that? Well, go on my phone. Yeah, right. Go on my phone and I'll just veg, you know? I see what you're saying. Like when you're in that mode where you're like, I don't really care because then I can

just do my own thing. Because I am a hero. I knew you wore a cape for a reason. Yeah. I knew. I just thought. Because I want to remain married. Yeah, but then you just end up.

Resenting them? Yeah. Eventually. It's not as bad as I'm making out. Eventually your time will come around where you're like, I'm sick of watching all this crap. We usually, I reckon 80% of the time, we'll have a show that we are both right into and eager to watch.

I hate those times where you- Are between shows. Yeah, and both of you just have nothing to give in that area. Like no one has anything really. But equally frustrating is when you're spoilt for choice and you've got like five great shows on the go and you're like, oh, God, if we don't watch this, we're going to fall behind with this. You know?

It's how I imagine people with five children feel. Who do I give my attention and love to? I can only give so much. It's exactly the same. Anyway, there is a new study out, new data rather, that has been collected showing how much time people on average spend a week looking for something to watch. Okay. This never used to be an issue, by the way.

Nah. You turn on TV and you watch what was on TV. This is the entertainment equivalent of going to a restaurant with a really big menu. It's the biggest first world problem ever. It is. And can I say I hate a big menu as well? Because it's too much choice.

Just put your five best things on the page and I'll choose one. When it's pages and pages it's the same with TV shows. And it makes me think that not anything is really really good if there's that much on the menu. You can't be good at all of that stuff. Anyway, we digress. The average time the person spends

searching for something to watch each day, 42 minutes. No, that's not true. A day? Yeah. A day? Yeah. No, that's not true.

Based on data throughout February of 2025, it has been determined that people spend roughly 37 minutes during the week and a whopping 56 minutes on the weekend sifting through viewing options. So is that in total? I think, yeah, it's a little bit. It still seems like a lot, but that would add up to more like one and a half hours a week. That can't be right.

So 37 minutes for the whole week. Yeah. You think it's more than Yeah And then 56 minutes on a weekend Oh I guess that must be right That's 7 and a half minutes a day trying to find a TV show to watch Nah I reckon it's more than that Nah because once you've found it you're in aren't you And you're in for a few episodes

You reckon it only takes 7 minutes each day for people to choose what to watch If I was looking for a TV show for more than 10 minutes, I'd have a hissy fit. I would. I'd just go and watch one day again. I'd be like, oh, screw it. We're just going to watch.

It's funny you say that because there's data on that as well. We'll just watch Schitt's Creek again. That says a third of streaming viewers, if they can't find something to watch, will turn to a classic or loved content. That's what you get your friends for – Yeah, they'll just go to one of their go-tos that they know is good. And that's great.

I've got two or three of those on the go. What are the two or three? One Day, Drive to Survive, and The Sopranos. Yeah, right. Just go on back. Welcome me back like a warm hug. I know that this is going to be good and I don't have to sit here scrolling. Exactly, and on the third watch through, you don't have to pay as much attention.

Yeah. It's really good. Is your wife okayed all of those, though? It's when she falls asleep, isn't it? Yeah. Horses for courses. Yeah, exactly. Dead Ambs Brie and Clint podcast.

Anyone who was raised with any kind of Christian faith will understand more about this story, but I think everybody will understand it. All right. Everybody will get the concept. I grew up going to church every Saturday night. Yeah. Grew up with a Catholic faith, my Italian dad. So I've been to church.

And I had an awkward teenage baptism so I could go to the local Catholic high school. Did you have to get into a pool? Yeah. Nah, no pool. Nah, he just poured some water over my head and i wore like a white t-shirt t-shirt oh no it had a collar it had a collar yeah right anyway neither are practicing catholics but you know when churches believe the miracle has happened

in their church things like um crying or weeping virgin mary or the Jesus on the cross starts like moaning or something. I don't know. And they're like, it's a miracle. Christ is here in this church. What church did you go to? Well, there's a new one, okay? What's happened? New miracle.

It's at St. Anthony of Padua Catholic Church in Morris, Indiana. They've noticed tiny red dots on their communion wafers. What? Those of us, like I said, who have been touched by the Lord at some stage will know that the communion wafer is the body of Christ. So they believe that the body of Christ might be's blood on it Might be bleeding some blood of Christ God I always really wanted the one that the priest snapped up into little pieces

The big one eh? I always just wanted a piece of that one But I always got one of the stale little circles I know And they were never good But you were always so hungry by that stage of mass You're like I've got to get one of those crackers brah Did you have the wine?

Not until I left school no Yeah same Really? I grew up in an Italian family of those crackers, bro. Did you have the wine? Not until I left school, no. Yeah, same. Really? I grew up in an Italian family. Yeah, right. They were giving kids the wine when they were eight. Give her some grappa. Well, they've had it tested. Oh, what it is?

This communion wafer that has the body of Christ, that has the blood of Christ on it. It's going to be like rat poo or something, isn't it? No, it's not rat poo. What is it? Oh, ye of little faith. A biochemical analysis has revealed that the red spots on the body of Christ is fungus and three different species of bacteria

commonly found on unwashed human hands. Oh, that's so yuck. That is filthy. I don't know who is down there organising the communion wafers, whether it's one of the altar boys or one of the tippity priests or what, but someone's got poo-poo hands and they've been touching the wafers that everybody else has to eat, and now one of them is growing a red fungus.

That is disgusting. Instead of lift up your hearts, it should be go and wash your hands. Go and wash your hands. Wash your hands for the Lord. It is right to use soap and water. This is the most Catholic humour we've ever got on this show It's good I think we should do more

The ZM Podcast Network And that's us That's the end of the Brianne Clint show Which means I get to play our cool new outro music What does this remind you of? Like old western movies or like Johnny Cash? It kind of reminds me a little bit of the movie Grease for some reason. Oh, yeah?

Maybe it's just from that era. What era is that? Fifties? Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. It's more cowboy to me, though, isn't it? Yeah.

I don't know. It's a vibe, though. John Cassidy. And the Cucumber Kid. I don't know what that is. No, I just made it up. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I think it's time to go home. So we'll see you guys tomorrow for a Friday Bree and Clint show. Honestly, I don't know if we will be back. Yeah, true. Actually, let's just call it now. I think we call it now. It's been fun. It's been real.

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