ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th March 2026

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

Fridayoke: Whole Again by Atomic Kitten.  Something in Mumma Di's fridge is from 1986.  Bree takes The Man Test.  Where did your water break?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. Make some noise for the original. Zendams, Brean Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Friday edition of the Brea and Clint show. Come in, Bree, live from Australia. Gidea, guys.

Happy up Dauawe's day, everyone. Happy up DeWars Day, looking to make. at four from four de wazza. Crazy to me, you just said that I would have thought that in Australia it was wall-to-wall NRL, that they don't broadcast every game. And that you won't be able to watch the Warriors in Australia unless you buy some special app. Yeah, those bloody Australian TV rights, you know,

they're just airing all the Sydney teams. We want to see the wars. So my partner and I, we're looking into buying, you know, a month free of something so we can watch the wars tonight. We will not miss out. They're playing a Sydney team, aren't they? Belmain are a Sydney team, aren't they? Yeah, but there'd be games where it's two Sydney teams, you know.

Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Aussie politics, we don't understand. Don't get me started. Bree, you weren't here so you didn't get to come to our special work lunch today. Everybody wore double denim to say farewell to our friend Claire, who's leaving ZDM. God, you get a lot of strange looks when you walk around in double denim. I imagine this is what Justin Timberlake felt like when he walked to the red carpet with Britney Spears in the 2000s. Probably exactly the same.

Yeah. Canadian tuxedo as it's so formally known. I'm devastated. Big fan of Claire. What an amazing person. Big loss for the team. And also, a big loss for me not seeing everyone in double denim. Yeah, well, you had some double denim to wear, didn't you?

You had that double denim crop top thing, that holterneck with the zip in the front that you were going to wear. Well, I had the Britney Spears denim dress ready to go. Yeah. But unfortunately, I'm going to have to wear that to another event now. You had the double riveted denim G string that you were going to debut, didn't you? Yeah, look, wasn't a good idea putting the zipper where I'm dead, but, you know, hindsight is a beautiful thing. Double riveted for extra protection. Extra support.

Awful. Fun show. Do we have Alex Warren tickets today? Yes, we do. When you hear an Alex Warren song before 4 o'clock, that's your tip for you, before 4 o'clock you call through, we'll hook someone up with two free tickets to see him live in Auckland or Christchurch. Boom, how good. now though, Trady versus Lady, the last game of the week. If you want to be involved, then call now 0,800 dial ZM, 50 bucks up for grabs, all thanks to KFC.

Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Treaty versus ladies. Here we go for a Friday, the Trades and the ladies. Ladies, ladies. If you want to score update, I'll give it to you. The Ladies on 27 wins for the year. The Trades had couple of good wins this week. They're coming back and they're on 20. Our lady is in the Garden City. She's 35 plus 10 and she grew up on an ostrich farm. Welcome to the show, Rebecca and Ruby. Hi girls.

A 35 year old and a 10 year old. Is that what it is? Yeah, right. I thought Rebecca, you were saying you were 35 plus 10. I was like cheeky. 35 and 10. 35 and 10. All right. An ostrich farm. Tell us. a bit about that? I think that there was like an ostrich farm boom where my parents thought that that would bring some money and heard of Christch and that didn't.

Yeah. I've got a friend who got sucked in by the alpaca boom and he started an alpaca farm. He said notoriously hard to keep alive alpacres. Lost a lot of alpacres on them. We lost a lot of good alpacres along the way, Clint. All right, girls, you're taking on our tradie from Auckland, rather. and he just bought a new house.

Welcome to the show. Chris. Giday, Chris. How many beds? How many baths? Four beds, three baths. Yeah, boy. Living the dream.

Fancy. How much did you pay? A lot. All right, well, you need this $50. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I bet. 0.5 of a mortgage payment. Your buzzer's tradie.

Rebecca and Ruby, you can team up. Your buzzer is lady. The first team. to three correct answers gets that $50 cash from KFC. Here we go guys, good luck. Question number one. What is the best-selling book series of the 21st century?

Trady? Chris. Yes, Chris. Harry Potter? It is the Harry Potter series. Well done. One to the Trades. Question number two. J.D. Turk and Elliot are fictional doctors on which television. Yes, Chris. Scrubs.

Scrubs. It is recently. It has been rebooted. Well done. You need this one, Rebecca and Ruby, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Anybody? Yeah.

One of those ones. Fast and furious. Nah. Oh, um. Lady. Are you going to do it? Three, two, one. Nah.

We would have accepted Wiz Khalifa or Charlie Puth for that one. Charlie Pooke, that's what I can remember. Either all. No points there, that's okay. We move on to question four. Which design house invented the iconic little black dress? Was it Gucci, Chanel or Balenciaga? Lady.

Yes, girls. Chanel? Chanel. It was Chanel. Well done. You're on the board. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five.

Which driver has won the most Formula One championships? Is it Max Vestappen, Lewis Hamilton, or Michael Schumack? Lady. Ready? Yes, girls. We're going to go with Michael Schumacher. Michael Schumacher is correct. I also would have accepted Lewis Hamilton as their equal because they've both won seven.

Well done. Both would have sufficed. Both would have sufficed. Well done. We're into the tie break question. Question number six. This is for the win. Name a Sabrina Carpenter song.

Trudy. Lady. Chris. Yes, Chris. Taste. Taste. Taste is correct. Well done.

With a little bit of a deep cut there, Chris, but you got it done. I'm not the biggest Sabrina Carpenter fan, and I looked around the room for support, but yes, I can confirm taste is a Sabrina Carpenter track, so we give the points to the tradies. Well done, Chris. 50 bucks coming your way. Thanks. Can I do a quick shout out to my kids? Go on.

Go on. Noah Eiler and Piper on the way home. Noah, Eiler and Piper. Enjoy the... Good. Enjoy the new house guys. And Rebecca and Ruby, wait there. We're going to find you guys a consolation prize.

Thanks guys. Sweet. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Producer Ella came to us this morning with some audio. She said she found quite traumatizing. Isn't that right, Ella? Yeah, I'm a woman and one day I'll have a baby, hopefully. What?

You're a woman? Shocking, I know. But putting myself in this hairdresser's shoes, I don't know how she did it. So it's a hairdressing place. They're called Gold Dust Hair Studio, I think, in, what does TX mean? Texas. Texas, yeah, there we go, in Texas. And her water breaks as she's giving a client a full-on head of foils.

And so you think in that moment, oh, okay, see you everyone. God, her coach. Balliage, am I right? Is it a balliage? Yeah, she'd have to go left with half a head of foils. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, you don't want that either. But, no, this hairdresser is incredible.

her whole co-workers start to vlog the whole thing and have a listen to what she does. So it's the hairdresser whose water has broken. Yes. Okay. Water and later just broke. Oh my God. Okay, we're going to finish your foil.

I'm almost done. I felt you shaking. I was like, is everything okay? I'm like, I'm not being myself. Actually, it's a great day because I did just like recently wash my hair. I curled it this morning. I got the glam. And Megan's water did in fact free.

You better leave a review if this is actually it and be like, she finished. for you but go to the hospital wow wow she had the baby the very next morning oh okay surely that can't be her first baby if she's that relaxed like her water is broken and in her mind she goes nup i'm gonna finish the job yeah why not i'm gonna go to the hospital that or she has sisters or friends and she's been around them before because she is right and you said the next morning ella there can often be quite a long time between the water water breaking and the baby actually being ready to come out.

No, you never know. That's the thing. You don't. Because you also see vlogs, or it's all on my TikTok, of people giving birth in the car and they catch it. Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, that's what your algorithm is? Yeah, I kind of want a baby.

Not in the car, I hope. No, not in the car. Me personally, I'm looking for any excuse I can get to knock off work early. Well, that's the thing. And I feel like if my water broke on the floor in the hairdressing cell, on where I was working, I feel like I've got to get out of jail free card. Yeah, you're like, oh, sorry guys, got to go.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that is a great excuse to knock off a few hours early. Like, if you're not knocking off for that, like, she's obviously never going early. Bree, if you were pregnant and your water broke during Trady versus Lady, are you sticking around?

Surely you'll stick around until at least birthday banger, right? Of course, I'll do the birthday bangers, but after that, I probably will go. Yeah. And there's contractions. as well, honestly. Well, we don't know. We don't know what she was experiencing.

She seemed pretty happy and chill, to be honest. So, hooray. I kind of think about the woman in the chair, getting their foils done, and she's like, um, like I do want good foils, but you don't have to, you can go. If that was me, I'd be like, please leave. I do not need you to finish my foils right now.

I need you to go to the hospital. Well, you've recently had a whole head of foils, Bree. Like, what's the process like? How much time does it take? Oh, my hairdresser, delivering. twins when she was doing my foils. And I said to her, I was like, you really can do it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's multitasking, baby. It sure is. Our question for you this afternoon is, where were you when your water broke? Was it a less than ideal situation? Because obviously you know around about what stage of the pregnancy it's going to happen, but you don't know down to the minute and the hour. And you can't just sit at home for a whole month waiting. You've got to go about your life, right, Brie?

Yeah, of course, you know. I really want someone to call that their water has broken in, like, the aisle of a supermarket just because I think it's comedically hilarious that someone in that supermarket would have to be like, clean up on aisle three, clean up. It's birthing fluids. So good. Hopefully you threw up in the... You threw up.

Hopefully you're water broken like that. He threw up from the wrong end. Am I right? In the nappy aisle. Where were you when your water's broke? Good afternoon, Jane. Hi, Jane. Hi, how you doing?

We're doing well, Jane. Where were you? We had a lifestyle block, and I was checking on the youth to see if they'd land, and one had had triplets. No way. One of the triplets had slid into the neighbour's property, so I crawled under the head to retrieve it, and I got up, and it's like, where's all this water come from?

And my waters had broken. And it was you. Retrieving the triplet. You farm woman are a different breed, eh? No other woman is climbing underneath a fence to retrieve astray you at nine months pregnant, Jane. That's such a good story, Jane. That's commitment. Thank you.

Let's go to Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Hi, Trace. Hi. Hi. Where were you when your waters broke, Trace? It wasn't so much where it was. It was that I didn't know I was pregnant.

Oh! No way. You're one of the medical marvels. You didn't know. No, I had no idea. I went to step inside my front door after work, and they just went pop. And you thought you'd peed yourself? I kind of did, because I was busting for the tour.

I thought I was busting for the toilet anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's wild, Tracy. Full term, nine months? They think so, yeah. You're true, you have an idea, right?

Yeah. So, I need to know, talk me through. So your waters break when you get home from work, and so what happens from there? Like, when did you realize that you were pregnant and you were about to give birth? I didn't really click for a while. I just kind of carried on, cleaned up,

and I was like, it doesn't really smell the same. And then I started getting a few more pains, and I was like, oh, I probably should go up to the doctor. Oh, my God, thank goodness. I think I got appendicitis. Yeah, yeah. I played rugby right through my pregnancy, no idea.

Jesus, yeah. What a shock. Did you have kids already? Like, were you set up? No. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Tracy, I can't believe you played rugby through the whole pregnant. That is wild. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Hi. Where did your waters break Anonymous? Not mine, but my friend's mum's water broke in the line at Sizzlers.

The restaurant. Please tell me. Yes, in Australia. Anonymous. And she did not leave until she got her cheesy bread. Hell yes. Yes. We stood there and just looked at her, me and my friend, because we were only teenagers.

Yeah. And, yep, she was pregnant, and she goes, I'm going to get my cheesy bread. So they brought her up here. She's like, I need my cheesy bread in the pasta bar. I'm not leaving here. Call me a man. Absolutely. Call me a man lacking in culture, but Sizzler was buffet style, wasn't it?

Oh, yeah. It was, and it was great. You'd want to be the person ahead of the woman whose waters broke at the buffet, right? You wouldn't want to be after her. No, definitely not, but it was very interesting. I hope she got her full money's worth. They're like, please go to the hospital. Yeah.

They gave her extra cheesy bread to take with her. Yeah, yeah. They're like, leave now and you can have two free meals. We asked, where were you when your waters broke? Someone said I was test driving a brand new Porsche when my waters broke. Oh, well, if your waters break, you buy it, as they say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You break it, your waters, you buy it, the Porsche.

That is the deal. someone said three babies and my water has never broke naturally. Wow. Oh, that's from Liz. And she said, love you guys. We love you too, Liz. My mum's water broke in the middle of a fancy dinner

celebrating my cousin's engagement. We always joked that she was trying to steal their thunder. She's like forcing her waters to break. Yeah, yeah. It didn't even break. She's had a water balloon between her legs. She's like, oh, oh, everyone, look at me now. Look at me now.

It was a booked in Caesarian, but she just wanted to stay. that her waters broke. Someone else said, my mum will kill me for this, but she was in a public bathroom doing a number two when it happened. Well, that's convenient.

That is convenient. She's already on the toilet. My daughter's, my daughter-in-law's waters broke at the Invercargill Wrestling Foundation event, like the fake WWE wrestling style thing, invoccal style. It was the perfect excuse to leave the event because she really didn't want to be there in the first place.

Amazing. I would be worried as someone who was watching that that was part of the show, you know? Yeah. Like a special move. Yeah. Yeah. And then someone's going to come and hit her over the back with a chair or something.

She climbs up a ladder, her water breaks all over her. The baby's going to come out and start wrestling as well. You're like, whoa, this is a good wrestling event. A baby has just taken down the undertaker. We had ordered pizzas at Little High in Christchurch, and my partner's water's broke. Lucky we were sitting outside. fair to say those pizzas would take away.

So good. Someone said, my water's broke teaching my year eight classroom. Not ideal. I mean, a good learning moment for the kids, though. Yeah, it's a biology lesson. Yeah. Did you read the beauty therapist one?

No, you do that one. I'll do the Burger King one. Okay. This might be my favourite. I was a beauty therapist and I had a client. I was giving her a Brazilian and her waters broke. Oh. That is such an amazing story.

Trying to get her pre-birth Brazilian. Yep. I wonder how far through the Brazilian you got. Surely you finish it off. You are, I reckon. You may as well. My water's broke in the car and the Burger King drive-thru while me and my partner were ordering food.

My partner literally told them, forget the order! And he drove straight out. But as we passed the next Burger King, he pulled in there because he decided he did need food. Oh, no. Brian Clint. Let's get the tea.

The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean, it's all about the IHeart Radio Music Awards and you've got some of the inside goss for us. Oh, there's so much inside of gossip. There's so many great photos and videos. Make sure you head to ZM social to check it out because, oh, my goodness, what a day. I think that one of the highlights of the awards so far has been Alex Warren and he performed Ordinary, which is probably one of my favorite songs of the last year.

and he obviously took home the breakthrough artist war, but have a listen to him performing epic. He's having the most incredible. You got me kissing the crowd of your sanctuary. He's having the most incredible breakout year, isn't he, Dean? He's coming back to New Zealand to do three massive concerts. Oh, my goodness, you should line up and get tickets to that because he is extraordinary in person.

And another couple that actually made their award show debut today, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey went to the awards today together. Very rare that he doesn't really attend things like this. And it's so cool. They are couple hashtag couple goals in the front row. Of course, she won seven of her nine nominations. Have a listen to her shouting out Travis in her speech. This album probably also feels very happy and confident and free

because that's the way that I get to feel every single day of my life because of my fiancé who's here to my child. She knew what she was doing there, didn't she, Bree? I could not deal with the pressure on my relationship if I was then. Like, just imagine the pressure. Like, every time you have a disagreement or a fight and you just think about the hundreds of thousands of people that are all just, like, rooting you on to win?

Is this your way of telling us, Bree, that you're not bringing your new fiancé to the New Zealand Radio Awards this year? Yeah, I think I'm going to keep it, low key, you know? Like, I don't want the extra pressure when we win and all that, you know. I'm not bringing my wife either. I'm trying to bring Dean McCarthy, actually.

But I'm kidding. That's what I asked him first. We can do a three- Chief of the crowd. Yeah, we can do a three-way. You can stream the I-Heart Radio Awards and all of the performances on your I-Heart app, and that's the T with our Hollywood correspondent,

Dean McCarthy. We all share a boyfriend, most of us, boyfriend is Robert Irwin. We love him. Most of you guys are a three-way with Robert Irwin and Jacob Allorty. Correct. Yeah.

Correct. They are our number of ones and twos. Yes. And so when I read this story, I was like, what? Robert Irwin, Ruman, to be dating someone else? How dare he? Who is she? What?

Who is she? It better be Bindi. That is the only woman good enough for our, Robert. Yeah. Yeah, well, yes, that is correct. Bindi right up there with Robert Irwin. Look, the last girlfriend he had, do you remember? I think her name was Rory Buckie. No.

And she was an Aussie and she was, I believe, studying to be a physiotherapist. So very different fields to Robert. What is Robert's field if you had to sum it up? I would say conservationist. Television personality. Wildlife Warrior. Underwear model. I mean, he does it all, doesn't he?

Dancer. Dancer now, yeah. Yeah. He does have quite a few different hats, but obviously very different field to his ex-girlfriend, Rory, who was studying physiotherapy. And their relationship didn't work out.

They broke up a couple of years ago, and then he was rumoured to be dating one of the cast members of Dancing with the Stars. You remember that? There was rumours. Yes, not his dance partner, someone else, right? Yes, correct. someone else but she was obviously a dancer very different to Robert.

That's what they say. That's what they say we're dancing with the stars, eh? That's what happens. It's quite in-house, so to speak. Because you spend so much time together that they're always having it off with each other. Yeah, a few relationships develop. Yes, a few relationships end because of dancing with the stars. Yeah, begin and end.

Well, those people that he's been rumoured to be dating in the past, and was dating, very different to Robert. and what he does. This new woman that he's rumoured to be dating, and it's just rumours, is wildlife photographer Ashley Scully. Oh, there you go. They'll have lots in common.

Very, very, very similar fields. I mean, I would say almost the same field. She has been photographing wildlife since she was like 10. She's been very into the wildlife scene. She's all about the same kind of bits and pieces that Robert is so much so that they've known each other, according to this article, for like a decade. Did she work at Australia Zoo?

Well... And is that a conflict of interest? I mean, he was rumoured to be dating one of the Australian Australia Zoo employees once. Does she own one of, like a carkey set of fatigues, those car key cargo shorts? I think that is her photographer's uniform. Yeah, good. Yeah, well, they'll be sweet then.

That'll be good. But, yeah, reports that they've been working on the same project together and there's videos and photos of them relaxing and enjoying each other's company. Do you approve? I approve. I think this is the right. I think it's the right fit for our boyfriend, Robert. So he's 22 and she's 24.

Yeah, that's fine in my books. Yeah, I think this might be the real deal. Like, they're from the same worlds. They would have heaps in common. And so I'm going to give this a big tick of a very big tick of. approval from me. You're going to sign it off. You're going to co-sign it. Yeah. Oh, good. But it got me thinking because it doesn't

always have to be that way. Like, I don't believe you and your partner need to come from the same world and have the same, you know, job and interests and all that kind of jazz. I feel like sometimes it does align and sometimes... I think it's helpful if you don't. Yeah, right. I think it's helpful if

you can go home and your partner has absolutely no interest in what you do for a job. I think that is really healthy. Because then you don't take your work home with you and you're like oh it's true you know you can't complain about anything because it's like hey i'm going to stop me there i don't know what you're talking about and i also don't care so yeah let's talk about something else other than work yeah yeah i think it can be healthy yeah i thought we could go on the hunt this afternoon to find couples in both scenarios clint

so couples that do come from the same field maybe it's the exact same job and that's how they met and that's what the situation is, or do you and your partner have completely different jobs? Are you both deep sea divers, or what's the opposite of a deep sea diver? A gynecologist. Oh, no, that's kind of deep sea diving, isn't it? Different kind of sea, though.

Different kind of diving. Oh, no. The ZDM Podcast Network. Would you have been happy, Bria, Robert Irwin was dating one of the Veronica's? Sure, why not? I mean, I feel like they may be a little bit old for him. And that's not me being ageous, but I'm just, you know, I don't know if, yeah.

We were discussing Robert Irwin's new girlfriend before. What was her name? What's her name, Brie? What did you say? Her name is Ashley Scully, and she's a wildlife photographer from the US. Amy texts us and said, I am delulu enough to think that I could go over there, and he would just fall in love with me. No, but Amy is correct.

That definitely can happen, and that's why we all say that Robin Irwin is our boyfriend. Not now, though, because he wouldn't do that to his girlfriend, so you've missed the boat. Yeah, we're back-up girlfriends now. You're the fallback girlfriends. Yeah. You're the rebound girlfriends.

We ask, because she's a nature photographer, he's a conservationist. Do you and your partner have the exact same job, or do you have really polar opposite jobs? Emily's here. Hi, M. Hi, M. Hello.

Hello. What do you do for a job, Emily? So I actually called you guys the other day. I'm a preschool teacher. Yeah. But I also have like four other qualifications. Oh, yes. The high achiever, Emily.

You're the florist, personal trainer, beauty therapist teacher. Yeah. Yep. Okay. My partner works in IT. Like he has a degree in computer science. God, you guys are once.

You two are a recession-proof couple. But like he would not go anywhere near a nappy Like that would not be happening at all He'd dry reach, you probably vomit That's okay You just, because you guys don't have kids yet, do you? No Well, when you do, oh no, he has to change nappies

When you have kids, that doesn't care I was going to say, if that's the deal, you never do anything techno Like if the neon app logs itself out on the TV He's the one who has to go through With the remote and punishingly Put in the whole email address and password You know?

Oh yeah Yeah Yeah, that's his domain. You suck it to be a allergy. Sounded like you said something else. Nick's here. Hi, Nick. Hi, Nick.

Hey, guys. Hey, guys. How you going? Good, thanks. Do you and your partner have similar careers or completely different? I'd say we probably have similar. Similar. Okay, what do you do, Nick?

Well, I'm a teacher. Yeah. My partner is a teacher at the same school. I would say that's pretty... All at the same school, even. I'd say that's pretty similar. Nick. Yeah, I'd say it's getting towards similar, yeah.

I'd go as far as to say you guys have the exact same job. Yeah. Hey, what can I say homework in the afternoons is just like running school? I see, I can't tell if Nick is doing a euphemism there or not. Hey, babe, I'll meet you in the home-hamek room, if you know what I mean. For kissing. Yeah, it may be a bit of sewing. My husband is a soldier.

I'm an accountant. Yeah, that's about as different as you can get. Polar opposites. My husband is a farmer and doesn't like people. I'm a teacher and I love people. Opposites attract. Opposite the track. Polar Abdul.

Someone texts her and said, I'm a hairdresser and my partner is a heavy... Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul, we're friends. Paula Abdul. Someone said I'm a hairdresser and my partner is a heavy machinery engineer. What? Different worlds.

What do they do? Hairdresser and heavy machinery engineer. Oh, headdresses are using heavy machinery. They've got to use that. Oh, that's true. Was that thing you put on top of the people's head when they got the rollers in? Or is that they don't do that anymore?

Oh, I feel like that hasn't been used for about 40 years. Oh, okay. Before I became a stay-at-home mom, I worked for 10 years at New Zealand's biggest plastic-free beauty company working in a world of sustainability. My husband works at one of the world's biggest plastic polluters. Well, you were offsetting it. each other, weren't you?

Yep. And now that you're not working there anymore, he's just counterbalanced. You're destroying the planet. You cancel each other out, which is good. Well, you used to. Yeah, you used to, you know, so you don't have to feel bad.

I want to know who the world's biggest plastic platter is. I can probably guess. Who do you reckon? Oh, dare not say, Bree. I like my job too much. Like a plastic surgeon or someone? No. Oh.

I'm a PA for a financial. advisor and my partner drives a big fertilizer truck spreading crap all over farmer's paddocks. That is literally polar opposites. Someone else said me and my husband used to work in the fast food industry the same brand but different locations.

My position is higher than him. One day my boss decided to put us together in one store where he was my direct report. Very hard to separate work and home when that's the case. Not keen for that. Not keen to be my partner's boss. Not keen for my partner to my boss.

Not keen. Yeah, I feel like that's a recipe for disaster. I'm a hospice, social worker and my partner is a train driver. Wow. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Do train drivers, and you might be able to answer this, Clint. The train drivers, like modern day train drivers, do they get to wear the cute overalls

and the cute train driver hat? Not the ones that I've seen, not the AT train drivers, no. Maybe some of the freight train drivers who have to get out and... Yeah, they should bring those back. Yeah, yeah. Yep. You just like the hat. You know if you had to pick like a uniform, like a sexy uniform for your partner to dress up in, I feel like train driver is like undervalued.

We're getting a real glimpse into how you operate today, aren't we? Choo-choo-choo. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Breed and Clint's One Second Song Challenge. It's the One Second Song Challenge where you and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible to win people KFC, Bree. We sure do, but we don't do it alone. We have a team mate to join us. Nisha is on Team Bree.

Hi, Nisha. Hello, hi. Hi. And who's on your team? I believe it's Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Hi.

Long time listener, first time caller. You could be leaving 50 KFC chicken dollars richer for your first time call Alyssa. Let's get into it. Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hello there. Yeah, let's just jump right in, I reckon.

Quick round of the rules. You need a buzz in with your name. The songs are going to start. We're all good songs start at the start. Yes, so buzz it. If you know it, I need the artist and the name of the song. And the first team to three points takes home the win. Bree and Clint, you will do the first round.

Are you ready? Ready. Perfect. Here's your song. Clint. Clint. Zendaya replay. God!

Which I know we'll ship, Bree, because that's Bree's song. hits me up the wall. We're off to a flyer, Alyssa. Are you ready to take over? Oh God, yep. Yeah, yeah. Let's go, Nisha. Nisha and Alyssa, this is for you.

Nisha. Nisha. Oh, is it Doja Cat? I'll stop you there. It's not Doja Cat. Do you want a free guess, Alyssa? Oh, God. I'm having a mind blank.

We can start it again. if you want to buzz out. Yeah. Give them both another go, I reckon. From the top. Everyone's back in. Nisha. Nisha.

Is it Sabrina Carpenter? Which song do you reckon? Espresso. Yes. Boom. All right, one a piece. One a piece. Yeah, back to you, Bree and Clint.

Free. Free. That's Hillary Duff. What dreams are made of? That's the one. Don't doubt yourself. Set it with a question mark. I was going to say Miley Cyrus, Best of Both Worlds.

They're not the same person, Quinn. I was genuinely going to say Miley Cyrus, best of both worlds. All right, 2-1. We're on track here. We're on track, Nisha. Alyssa, you need this. You've got to get this one, okay? I know, I need lock in.

Yeah, you lock in. Nisha, you could win it right here. Here's your song. Nisha. Nisha, for the word. Good for you, Olivia Rodriguez. Nisha MVP. I got way too cocky after getting that one Zendaya song.

Karma came back to get you. Nisha, you earned it, you deserve it. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Thank you so much. You did well, Brie. You too, Nisha. It was all you, my friend. Oh, I hate losing.

A ZM's Brinklin podcast. Over the last week, Brie has been putting me and actually her father as well through what we have coined the woman test, right, Bree? Yeah, correct. Questions most women would know, but not necessarily men. Yeah, that's fair. I surprised myself with how well I did in the woman test. You surprised all of us, Clint. Yeah, I think I got like 90% in level one and two and do we reckon like 70% and 80% in level three?

Yeah, I'd say so. You've asked for this, and I've put it together for you. Yeah, and I regret it. I don't know why I've asked for this, because I know I'm not going to do very well. You've asked for the reverse. You've asked for the man test. So I've put together 10 questions that I feel men would be more likely to know the answer to these questions than women,

is how I would stereotypically look at them. What will you be impressed with? What percent? No, it's not about me. I want to know what you'll be happy with. Oh, 50 percent? No, I don't think you would be happy with 50 percent. No, I wouldn't. I'd be happy with 90.

Oh, 90. I was going to say I think you'd be happy with 70. Yes, okay, yeah, let's set the bar a bit lower. 70% I'll be happy with. I haven't been at university for a long time. Is 70% a C? Is it a C minus? No, not C minus. I'd say a solid C. All right, well, C's get degrees.

Bree Thomas L. Are you ready for the man test? No, but let's do it anyway. Question number one. Who won? The last men's rugby world cup. Oh, shit. This is not my strong point. Well, I know it wasn't New Zealand.

I know the Irish were looking for their first win in like 100 years or something crazy, but it wasn't them. I know France was in the mix and South Africa. There are 10 questions. I will need you to move through these a little bit quicker. Oh, it's either France or South Africa. South Africa The final was between New Zealand and South Africa

and we lost by one point One point break Can you keep score please Claudia? Question number two In the man test What age do New Zealand doctors Recommend men Start having their prostate checked?

I should know this Why? Because you tried to get your prostate checked Years ago and they said Too early Correct Come back. Come back.

What did they say? Come back in how long. I want to say 50. Jeez. Get in. 50, unless there is a known family history of the disease, in which case it's 40 to 45. Come on, and I know that because of conversations I've had with you. Question number three.

Which New Zealand beer brand is famous for its year-right billboards? So New Zealand Company New Zealand beer brand I'm just I really don't know I'm going to go spades It's toy

Was it Stein Lager It's tooy Ah bugger It's right You've dropped one question Question number four in the man test Who is the fastest man in history Usain Bolt

Three from four Question number five Name a body part exclusive to men that exists above the waist. Exists above the waist? Oh, God. What is it? Oh, the Adams apple. Come on, get in there, brain.

You're doing well. Question number six. Which golf club will hit the ball further? A four or a nine iron? Oh, shit. A four. I know a driver hits at the... furthest.

He's it a trick question. It's not a trick question. I'm going to say a four. A four will hit the ball further than a nine? Yeah. A four iron will hit the ball further and lower, and a nine will hit the ball higher but shorter. Oh, I'm impressing myself.

You are doing very well. You're on track for your 90%. Okay. What is the average men's shoe size in New Zealand? UK sizing. UK sizing? Who sizes in UK? That's the standard sizing for New Zealand men's feet.

What? It's not US? I can convert it to US if you're that worried about. Okay, okay. I'm going to go with US because that's kind of what I know. I know you're a size US 12, is that right? Correct. But I'm going to say it's smaller than that.

And I'm going to say, I'm going to say a 10. New it! Jesus. 9 to 10 in a UK sizing. Get in! This is the man test. Bree's doing particularly well. Question number eight,

what is the average price of a men's haircut in New Zealand? I'll take any amount within the range. Okay. I'm going to say 40 bucks. I'm so proud of myself. Between 30 and $50 is the average price

of a men's haircut in New Zealand. Let's go. I was smack back in the middle. Two questions left, and if you get both of these, you achieve your 90%. Oh my God. And you do in the man test what I did in the woman test. Question number nine. Who were the first men, and I need both of their names, to summit Mount Everest?

Sir Edmund Hillary? Correct. And? Tanzing. Shit. You're 80% with one question remaining. Now, you might have heard that question and gone. was easy. Bree's not from New Zealand

okay, I don't know if they teach that as strongly as they do in Australia as they do. They do not. They do not. There's one question left Bree. You've already done particularly well. You've already got 80%. You fail this, you finish the test on 80%. You get this, you finish on 90. Anything from here is a bonus. But damn, I want it bad.

Question number 10 in the man test. What is Kane Williamson famous for? Kane Williamson. I'm going to go with what my gut instantly and what my first thought was is he a comedian? Oh!

Kane Williamson is a cricketer He was a captain of the black caps But you got 80% Hey, I'm pretty happy I'm pretty happy Oh, what a rush I'm stoked with that I'm a little gutted on the last one

And I should have known that I know, yeah I should have known that Well, you've got some of the ones I didn't think you would get, so that was pretty good. You only failed on the Tui question and the Kane-Williamson question. I'm happy with that. So more beer and cricket, then you'll be an expert on men. Hey, sign me up. That doesn't sound too bad.

Play Z-DM's Bree and Clint. People are like, oh, move him to the hits right now. No, there's a reason why I said Atomic Kitten, isn't there, Bree? Yes, of course there is, because an Atomic Kitten song is what we're doing for Friday Oaky this week. It's one of the great. 2000's pop bangers, I feel. It really is. Like when you hear it, it transports you back to a time.

And it's a quarter of a century old, this song. Why do you always have to put a number on it like that? I don't know. I think it helps me. Does it? Yeah, I think it does. It sort of, I don't know. Does the opposite for me.

Right. Well, you've chosen it, and we've both been into the studio to record our version of Atomic Kiddins Hole again. and we're going to see how it goes this afternoon. I don't have high hopes. I really struggled in the booth with this one. How did you go? I think my verse was better than I expected

and my chorus is worse than I expected. That's how I think. I think it's a tale of two halves for me. It's balanced then, some might say. You're going first because you chose the song. If you've never been a part of Fridayokey with us before, you're going to hear Breeze, then you're going to hear mine,

and then we want five people to call through a song. and help us pick the winner. Are you ready, Bree? I think I am. Let's do it. Here it comes. Here's Bree's Atomic Kidden on ZM for Friday Oakee.

If you see me walking down the street, staring at the sky, dragging my two feet, you just pass me by, it still makes me cry, but you can make me whole again. And if you see me with another man, laughing and a joke in, doing what I can, I won't put you down, because I want you around, you can make me whole again. Yep.

What'd you think? It was, well, I did it and it was there. And it happened. And it happened. Let's start with the positives, okay? Someone's texted in already and said banger of a song choice this week, guys, which is true. I looked to producer Claudia in the chorus, and she did that thing where you kind of tilt your head to the side, and she was like, oh, yeah, yeah, so that was okay. And then I glanced towards our producer Ella, who literally had her face in her hands shaking her head.

I loved it. I don't know if I'll ever be whole again after that experience. Someone said, well, that was unique. Yeah. Look, hey, you need to go yet? I do need to go. Mine could be the better of the two. We don't know yet.

That is all you have to achieve in this game. You don't have to be pitch perfect. You don't have to sound like the artist. You just have to sound better than the other person. Exactly right. And I think that might be going for you this week, but I don't know. So here's my Atomic Kidman for Friday. Good luck.

Staring at the sky And dragging my two feet You just passed me by And it still makes me cry But you can't make me whole again And if you see me with another man Laughing and a joke is What I tell you?

Game of Two Harbs, that one for me It was a Game of Two Harbs I feel like similar to mine I feel like there was definitely strong You started the first half strong And then it kind of all fell apart in the end But I feel like ours quite similar this week Someone said, oh Clint, it was going so well

Someone else said, guys, it sounds like I'm listening to my auntie at a garage party Yeah, I think that's fair I think that's the... I reckon that's spot on I think that's the energy we bring to our Fridayoke covers I just got this image of Kath and Kel From Kath and Kim Yeah

Like you're Kel, I'm Kath And then I pictured us singing it together as a duo Yeah And I feel like it would have been stronger as a duo Yeah, yeah Well, what do we know? We just sang the damn thing We now need five people to call through

On 0800 at end We've just thrown the phone lines open now And help us pick the winner Are you team Bree or are you team Clint this week Because your vote We'll decide the winner of Friday Dare we ask for your feedback on the text machine. 9-6-9-6.

As always. I think this is the last one for a bit too, by the way. Yeah, well, next week is good Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. So we'll have a little break for that. Good Friday, because there's no Fridayokey. Yeah.

ZD.M's Bree and Clint podcast. Friday Oakey! Welcome back if you've just joined us. It's Atomic Kitten week on Friday Oki today. Bree's Atomic Kitten. Looking back on where we first man And escape and I can't And my atomic kitten

Looking back on where we first man Some texts for us Clint Someone said Sorry guys There were no winners with that one Someone else said Atomic Kitten just heard that And decided to stay broke

Stay broken up This is a good text It says hey guys Sean from DRAX project here You both sound great but let me produce the vocals for you next time and I will make you sound amazing. We're keen.

God, he's a sweet man, isn't he? He's a liar, but he's a sweet man. Do you think you could perform in front of Shan? He's one of the best vocalists in New Zealand. He's got the voice of an angel. I'd be bricking it the whole time. I'd be so embarrassed. And would we do a Drax project song?

Oh. That's even more pressure. Oh, do that summer rain song. Oh, all right. So hard. Anyway, we need to find a winner for Atomic Kidden Week, and we're going to go to Brittany first. Hi, Brett. Hi, Britt.

Hey, how's it going? We're well. Good. What did you think, Brittany? I just had the biggest smile on my face listening to both of years, but I have to say, free hands-down tip back for the win. Oh, thank you, Brittany. That makes me feel a little bit better about it.

You have a great weekend. Izzy's here. Hi, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hello.

Who did you like better and why? I think Brie because Clint, I'm not sure you nailed the vocals at the end there Yeah, yeah, my chorus really shut the bed, didn't it? Yeah Yeah So, I mean, so did mine But I'll take your vote, Izzy, I will take it and run Well done, 2-0, let's go to Chloe

On 0800 dials at him, hi Chloe Hi Chloe Hi Chloe Did you like our atomic kitten? Chloe? Yeah, it definitely made me laugh But it was good That was not the point of it, Chloe.

I know. Well, it made my day, so I think it's good. Hey, we'll take it then. Who are you going to give your all-important vote to, Chloe? I'm actually going to go team Clint on this one. Yes, Chloe. I feel that. Yes, Chloe.

I feel that. Maybe Chloe's reception cut out just before the chorus. Maybe that's. Your verse was strong. There's no doubt about it. 2-1. Sarah and the kids are here. Hi, guys.

Hi, guys. Hi. Before we get your vote, do you all agree on the person you're going to vote for? 100%. Oh, it's unanimous. A unanimous car vote. This is big. All right, Sarah and the kids, who are you going for in Friday Oakey this week?

We've got to give it to Bree. She's done it. Love you guys. It's a 3-1 victory. Looking back on where we first man. Do you imagine someone tuning in? You saying Bree has taken a. out and then you play the replay and people go

that one? What did his sound like? The best singer this week is Bree. A lot of very confused people in the car right now if they just joined us. It is Brinclent. Time for a birthday banger. All I want from my birthday to the birthday banger.

Clint, I have a feeling in my waters that we're going to get a beauty for a Friday. Do you feel that? Oh, I do now. You've infected me with your waters. Oh, good. That's always a good thing. Oh, I've got your waters on me. Naya's here and they're going to do mum's birthday banger. Hi, Naya. Hi, Naya.

Hello. Hello. How are you? Good. That's good, Naya. What's your mum's name? My mom's name is Rebecca. Okay, great. And we're going to do your mum's birthday, banger. What's her birthday? September 3rd, 1979. All right, Naya. That means your mum is 16. in 1995

and here's her birthday bag. I get her birthday bag. Oh, you're one. Wow. Say it with me, Clint. Hooty, ho! We are the number one station for hooty and the blowfish,

even if we don't play them that often. No one plays more hooty and blows harder than us. No one gives more of a hoot than the Brian Clint show. What do you think, Naya and Rebecca? I don't know what that song is. Your mum does though, I can tell. Don't you, Rebecca?

Yeah, great song. Great song. It's a great one. Okay, wait there. Mary Ellen's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Mary Ellen. Hi, Mary Ellen. Hi, hi.

It's going to be hard to beat, but you might be able to do it. What did your birthday? 15th of December in 1985. Right, you were 16, Mary Ellen in 2001. And in 01, this was at the top. Banger. That's a good thing. Alicia Keyes.

falling. Stance the test of time. It does. Okay, that's a good song. Another goodie. It's in the mix for sure. Aaron's here. Hi, Aaron.

Hi, Aza. How you going, guys? We're good. Good, mate. How's your Friday going? Oh, fantastic. My friend, finished work. Kick him back with a beer.

I'm happy. Oh, chilling. We love that. Asa. Hey, what's your birthday, mate? Stick in June, 1983. All right. You were 16.

In 1999, that means. And we've done our calculations. And here's your birthday bank. The three-lop. Ricky Martin, living Lovita Loka. What do you reckon? Yeah. Loosens my hips.

What about you, Aaron? Oh, I think I'm going to have to go with the other one, eh? Which one? Oh, Jesus. It's a tough... The first one or the second one? The first one. Oh, Aaron.

He's a blowery man. We knew it. Yeah, Aaron's keen for a... No, I'm not going to say that. Yeah, what do you want? Oh, mate. Do you, are you even asking me the question? Hey, Naya, you just won birthday banger for your mum?

Let's go. We're going to get in trouble for this because it's too old. But we don't care. Calm down, calm down. Oh, yeah, sorry, Baker, yeah. Because it's not old at all. That's what we meant to say. Z&M.

Z names Brancl. That's the winner of birthday banger today. On your home for Hootie and the Blowfish. No one blows harder than the Brie and Clint show. No way. We're famously known for going back-to-back blowies back in the day. We love a back-to-back blowy, yeah. Yeah.

Not many people can do it back-to-back blowy, but... No, but we persisted and we got through it, Clint. We mastered it, didn't we? We sure did. And it's become, you know, famous amongst radio circles. Someone texted in and said, guys, Hootie is criminally underrated. and I'll die on that hill.

And then they text back and they said, just kidding, I ain't climbing a hill. I'll die at the bottom of that hill. That is the energy right there. Z&M's Bree and Clint, podcast. Earlier, Clint, I asked people to text through what they thought my mum has in the fridge, which she told me yesterday.

I said, Mum, what the hell is this thing? And she said, oh, that's from 1986. Wow. 40 years old? Yes, many, many years old. And people have text through their suggestions. Do you want to hear a few? Yeah, sure.

So someone texts through, I think it's bay leaves. Oh, yeah. Someone said homemade chutney. God, that would be mouldy as all heck. Yeah, homemade chutney doesn't last, does it? No, I don't think so. Not from 1986, anyway. Someone else said ginger ale or beer.

Actually, we're confusing it lasting with it being in the fridge. It doesn't have to still be edible for it to be in the fridge, does it? That is very true. But I would hope not because your parents have moved house within the last five years, so I would have thought the fridge would have got cleared out. Yeah, so this has gone from fridge to fridge because I asked that question. Someone else said, honey, is it honey in your mum's fridge? Some type of medicine, which I thought was a great guess.

Tabasco sauce, a condiment of some kind. Photo canisters of undeveloped photos, which is another good guess. Oh, okay. And then someone else said, what about a sour? dough starter. I wonder if anyone has a sourdough starter that's 40 years old. I think the place that you buy your bread from Daily Bread, I think they, that's the fancy bakery in Auckland where Brie gets her fancy bread. Don't say that on the radio. It doesn't make it relatable.

They talk about having like a 100 year or a 500 year old sourdough starter that they use. Yeah, it's crazy old the one that they use. Is that a real fact? Yeah, it's written on the wall in their New Lynn Bakery. seen it before. That has blown my mind and also, yuck. Well, it's alive, isn't it? Wow, that's amazing. I am sadden to say that none of those guesses are right, but I'm going to give you, Clint, and the producers a guess. What do you think it is? From 1986, it's in my mum's fridge. The timeline works that that could be your parents' wedding anniversary. So I'm going to say

wedding cake that they've taken out of the freezer for the. this week, which is their 40th wedding anniversary. Wow. What a guess from you. I love the intel, but no, that's not what it is. Damn, I thought I was giving the congratulations there. I thought you crushed that. Producers?

I think if your family's anything like my family, it's going to be a condiment, and I think specifically a grainy mustard. Oh, a 40-year-old mustard. A musty-ass mustard. It just holds its shape. It doesn't go mouldy, but you know it's not good. Oh, my gosh. I'm so glad to say it's not that.

I'm shocked. I'll go with a tin of sardines. Oh. In the fridge. He actually died doing it. Grainy mustard lasts between one and three years, by the way, Claudia. It's really good to know. Yeah, what the hell, Claude.

You need to go clean out your dad's fridge. Guys, what I found in my mum's fridge from 1986, a bottle of perfume. Wow. Oh, interesting. That was the least excited wow I've ever heard from you. I'm confused. Why is it in the fridge?

Hear me out. So, Clint, you were so on the right track when you said it is my mom and dad's 40-year anniversary winning anniversary this year. But that means they went on their honeymoon in 1986 and they went to Europe. And this bottle of perfume was bought from a place in France. Cairns in France where Chanel number five was made. And it is Chanel number five in this perfume bottle and it's from 1986. Damn.

Why the fridge, does it make it last longer? I think so. Maybe it's the smell. Have you tried it? So yeah, so here's the next thing, right? And I was like, I need to smell it as if perfume from 1986 was to last. Yeah. And I smelled it.

It smells exactly like Chanel number five. No shit. Wow. Isn't that amazing? Did she keep it especially? How did she not get through a whole bottle of perfume in 40 years? So I believe when they went to, because they went to a perfumery where it's kind of made, and she bought a bunch of them, and she used all the other ones,

but she's kept this one as like a nostalgic keepsake thing. Oh, that's cute. I like that. I think my dad has a bottle of blue stratos from when I was a child still under the sink in our bathroom in Rotorua. That's the same. Yeah. I think that's the last. perfume, man-share he ever bought, and I think it's still there.

Do I think it still smells good? Absolutely not. Yeah, I'm going to say no. Yeah. The ZM Podcast Network. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we're in the grips of another shortage. And it's not the shortage that everyone's talking about. It's not the fuel shortage, Bree.

Oh, no. What are we adding to the less now? And it's not the money shortage that we're all in the grips of at the moment. This is a different one. Is it my patience? It's not your patience, although there is running short, I believe, as well. No, this one is going to be particularly upsetting for some people, including our producer, Claudia. This is, this is...

Me! It's a vest, it's a vest shortage. Shut up, Bree. Nobody asked. It is a sleeveless vest shortage. I'll just cut the sleeves off my other shirts. You know what? She's innovative.

You've got to give it to it. That's a threat she's willing to follow through with. No, Claudia, are you okay and are you aware that the country is currently facing a Cadbury mini-egg shortage? You know what? I didn't know it was official, but I feel it. Cadbury mini-egs, those candy-coated, small, speckled Christmas eggs, they come in the little box and they also come in the bigger bag, right, Claudia? Yes, yep. Cadbury mini-egs are currently the most hunted Easter egg of the season. There is strong demand leading to shelves emptying faster than expected.

One major Auckland supermarket has warned its customers to get in quickly after receiving what it said is its final delivery for this season of Cadbury Mini Eggs. And you know what? This news couldn't have come at a worse time because I was stocking up over the last couple of months. I ate my last four eggs this morning. Claudia, what have you done? Oh no, I didn't realize. I should have rationed it. genuinely, genuinely feel bad for you called.

Oh, man. Crazy the language they're using, though, because this is the opposite of the toilet paper and the petrol where they're like, don't panic by. They're basically saying, panic and buy. Panic and buy. The,

I've done a bit of research on it. The Woolworth's website this morning was showing no stocks remaining of Cadbury Mini Eggs. Shit. That other supermarket that released, comment was a new world. However, the warehouses said that they have got good overall stock levels around the country and they will be refilling the shelves.

That's good intel. I didn't even consider getting them from there. Yeah. Yeah, that's great intel. So we don't know. We don't know, really know what to believe or who to believe at this stage. I've just had a great idea and you guys, obviously I'll need your support and we can run this together.

Should we panic by as many cabri, many eggs? and run an underground mini-eg operation. Like a Cadbury mini-egg black market. I mean the answer is yes. You can buy them by the pound. Well, we did it with pods when they were running out. We could do it with Cadbury mini-eggs. Cadbury have actually spoken.

By the way, there is a statement from Cadbury themselves. What they say? A spokesperson for Cadbury said, the mini-egg pinch is no yolk. Which is disappointing from Cadbury. It's actually not the time to joke. Yeah, it's actually... This is serious, guys.

Could you take this a little bit seriously, please? Yeah, I agree. This is real serious stuff. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.