ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th May 2021

Episode Date: May 27, 2021

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Hey guys, the podcast today has got lots of swear words on it, just the intro. So if you don't want that, it's also really long. Not too bad of swear words. There's heaps. At one point you say c***. That is a beverage. Yeah, but they don't know that yet. Yeah.

Okay, so lots of swear words. They do now. Remember? God damn YouTube ads. Remember? Because Clint just had a YouTube ad play and it was for a ball trimmer. Remember? It's the only ad I get at the moment.

Obviously you need it. I get them too. Remember, producer Anastasia, were you here when Clint admitted that he shaves his pubic hair into a towel? Fuck. And not just in the shower like a normal person? I can't, no, I don't. Okay, look. Okay, look. In the shower is not a person? I can't. No, I don't. Okay, look. Okay, look.

In the shower is not a normal person thing to do, in my opinion. Yes, it is. No, you'll block your drainer. You'll block all your fibres in your towel up and then rub your face with it. I don't shave it onto a face towel. When women, what do you think any towel is? Fuck you. This is not the conversation I wanted to start the podcast with.

When you're a woman, all your hair goes down the drain anyway. Little micro hairs. How much bush hair do you have that's going to clog your drain? Quite a bit. How much bush hair is there? Quite a bit. Get laser hair removal. No, I don't do it that often.

Can you honestly tell me you still shave your pubic hair into a towel even after the conversation where we were all like, what are you doing? No, I go outside and take my pants off now and do it naked outside. Well, that's not appropriate with daughters in the house. No. Honestly, this is seriously none of your business.

Okay, sorry. Yeah, but I feel like, you know, it's mine and Anastasia's duty as women to your wife. Have you? To help out in this situation. Does she know? Did your wife Lucy know? Absolutely not.

I didn't think so. Because she has to wipe her face with those towels. But she doesn't want me to shave anywhere. This is the thing. I'll shave my face over the sink and she'll go, yuck, do you have to do that there? And I'm like, where else am I meant to do it? You know where else you could do it? Where? Shower. No, I can't like Where else am I meant to do it You know where else you can do it Where

Shower No I can't Because there's no mirror In the shower You know what else you could get A mirror for the shower Shower mirror Shower mirror's great

It'd be all steamy That's how I shave my undercarriage I've thought about it The shower mirror It's true It wouldn't work It's too steamy Have you ever been to

A man's flat There's an invention for that They have a shared Pair of scissors. I dated a guy that they had one on a piece of string. Disgusting. It was like a borrowed beer in the library. You know what else is even worse with that?

They wouldn't steal them. Even worse than that. What about when you used to, actually, you would still go to boys' flats or something like this. No, I haven't used any boys' flats ever. I remember in my early 20s, I'd go to boys' flats and there would be like five people living there but only one razor in the whole bathroom. Oh, it's so gross.

And you know they're all using that razor. See, the ones I've been to. Not boys. What are boys using? No, no, no, that'll be a girlfriend's razor. Boys don't keep a razor in the shower. Are you sure?

Yeah. What do we keep? We don't have anything to keep a razor in the shower for. If they're shaving their pubes, they do. Yeah, but who's shaving

their pubes with a razor? I don't know. Nah, it'll be a girlfriend's. It'll look like a men's razor. Dutch, yeah. Yeah, okay. Some chicks love men's razors. Yeah, have you ever

used a Gillette Mac three no I'm too scared because I think I think it's essentially the same I swear I cut my ankles so bad in high school shaving that I nearly bled out yeah so bad Lucy almost exclusively uses a men's razor for her legs and stuff. She says it's way better. Yeah. I do love the Venus. I'm your Venus. I'm your fire at your desire. Great ad.

Shaver marketing is so interesting. How they try and tell you men, Gillette, Mac 3 is a fighter jet on there. If you shave with this

you'll have a fucking fighter jet face. Women. And there's a picture of a goddess. I'm your fire and your desire. You know what happened to me in high school? And then they charge women three times the amount of price of the same product.

Yes. Straight gender specific marketing. Fuck you. You know what happened to me in high school that was really fucking creepy? No. I remember specifically I was in grade 10 and there was this boy in my drama class who looks at me and it was summertime because I had shorts on and he looks at me

and then he kept looking at my legs and I was like what is this creep looking at me for and then he literally looks me in the face and he goes arm your feet how long does it take you to shave one of your legs dead set true story.

Yeah. And then he opened a briefcase and he had a thing of Gillette Mac 3s in there. He's like, because the Gillette Mac 3 can do it in three times the speed of sound. And then I was like, oh, not creepy at all. I'll take four. Yeah. So, sorry. What did you want to talk about, Clint?

Yeah, what do you want to talk about? I don't know. I'll say it. There's a couple of interesting things in our podcast group. Kareva, who we've talked to on the show before, she lives in Canada. I know Kariva. She found Tim Tams in Canada.

Did she? Yeah. Pretty good price too, considering they're way over there. $5.49 a packet, which is a lot here. Or she found them for $4 as well. Is that pounds or what? In Canada.

Oh, no, not in Canada. That would be Canadian dollars. Canadian. Canadian rupee. Canadian florins. Canadian florins. Canadian pucks. Canadian moose. That's right.

They pay in pucks. They pay in pucks. Tim Tam's originals. Can I just say, and I think you and I disagree on this, Tim Tam double coat is the goat. Nah. Nah, just the original. Gooey caramel. Just a original. Gooey caramel. Gooey caramel. Get out.

Get out. Gooey caramel. It's delicious. Get out, baby bird. You chew all your biscuits up and spit them back onto each other. Oh, okay. If we're doing disgusting habits, why don't we revisit the fact that you like to regurgitate a chewed biscuit onto a biscuit and then eat that biscuit. It was when she was a kid.

Hey, let's redirect the guy that shaves into a towel. No, that's why we were doing that. At least she's not chewing the biscuit up and spitting it into a towel. Also, Scottish people want to send us some iron brew. Has anyone had iron brew? No, I really want to try it, though. Doesn't it have the most hardcore? If you have had it, don't tell us what it is.

I've had it. Don't tell us what it is like. Let us dream for a minute. Apparently it's changed. hardcore if you have had it don't tell us what it is um don't tell us what it is like let us dream for a minute okay apparently it's changed they've taken the sugar out of it and it's not the same it sounds like the most hardcore drink iron brew and it comes from scotland so it sounds like it should be like pure whiskey i've got a question for everyone you know there's certain flavors of things like let's say soft drink like there's flavors or there's flavors of lollies flavors yeah you know whatever yeah what's everyone's favorite flavor you can only you

can only pick one all right raspberry berry in general is it is it is it lolly is it lolly flavor i'm confused it can be lolly flavor soft drink you. A good example is milk chips. That's too broad, man, because what about potato chips? No. No. I'm talking about, yeah, like sweet. Sweet flavour. Oh, sweet. Okay.

You're talking about like desserts, ice cream, milkshakes. Like a handmade, no, like a man-made flavour. Right. Which is like, you know, obviously there's like orange, apples. Can I say vanilla? Vanilla? Raspberries. I wouldn't say vanilla if I were you, bro.

You'll get roasted. Not fucking vanilla. No, vanilla's all good. Is that or banana? Oh, banana's good. Banana! No! Artificial banana is shit.

It's yuck. Artificial banana's good. That'd be my second. My favorite, I think, is grape. Oh, actually, can I change mine to passion fruit? Grape is such a good flavor. You think about anything grape, it's always grape. Have you ever had grape Fanta?

Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's not better than real Fanta, but it's pretty good. It's pretty good. What do you guys think? What is it? Watermelon's pretty good.

Watermelon's too niche. Watermelon? Too niche? There's not enough watermelon things. It's not niche. Okay, you can't have a watermelon ice cream when you're a checker. Name a watermelon drink

you can get from the dairy right now. Five, four, three. If you're in Japan, you can. Three a watermelon ice cream. Name a watermelon drink you can get from the dairy right now. Five, four, three. If you're in Japan, you can. She's right. I'll back her up. Yes, you can probably get watermelon. I'm going to Google it right now. Now you've got me there.

I don't care about this fight. Watermelon Fanta. You win. Watermelon. Isn't it weird now when you say watermelon? I don't know about you guys, but in my head I just go, watermelon, sugar, hi. And it's like, boom, watermelon phantom, bitch. That's yuck.

Yeah, cool. I already gave you the win. I already gave you the win. Other things from the podcast group. I've enjoyed this. Someone sold, that cardboard Lamborghini. Oh, yeah, I saw. Sold for $10,000.

Giving it to Starship. He's giving it to charity Oh that's nice Unreal He's a good man Yeah And then just I want to bring up

This last thing The idea of a Conception song Have you seen that Yeah I've had it In my ideas list For ages I reckon we should do it

Should we do it On world conception day Wednesday You know there's a day For everything Yeah we could do it On that I'll look it up.

Yeah. World Conception Day. But if it's more than a week away, we're not waiting. Okay, World Conception Day is 26. Oh no, that's Contraception Day. That's very different. We could do it on that day. Okay, what's World Birthday?

So it's your birthday Minus nine months Oh my god And then whatever was number one that day That's your conception song The idea is that's the song your parents were humping to Watermelon Starburst Oh shut up Someone told me that Starburst are cancelled

What? Wait when you say cancelled do you mean Discontinued You thought Starburst had done a Sexist homophobic post on Instagram Wait, when you say cancelled, do you mean... Just continued. Because I was worried that they'd offend someone. You thought Starburst had done a sexist homophobic post on Instagram? The star community. Yeah. Watermelon flavoured extra.

The gum. Yeah, you already won. I don't think you can get Starburst in New Zealand anymore. Can you win, Bree? I'll Google it. Can you win her? Win. Can I what?

Win. Can I what? Win. Win what? When did I. Can I what? Win. Can I what? Win. Win what? When did I ask? I'm so confused. That's Anastasia's thing. Doesn't really work because I did ask.

She just won't stop answering the question that I don't care about anymore. You did this to yourself. Win. Say goodbye to your childhood. Coles confirms it has made the difficult decision to remove Starburst from its shelves. Joining with Woolworths. Oh, this is an Aussie article. Why?

That was in December 2015. Yeah. Wait, let me see. Remember those Starbursts and they had the squirty stuff inside them? Oh, yeah. Final thing I've got for the podcast intro. New Zealand article. Yeah.

Yep, so iconic lolly axe from shelves. This was... for the podcast intro is New Zealand article yeah yep so iconic lolly axe from shelves this was those are the two ones 2018

15th of May yeah so ages ago RIP we can't even do a go and buy all the last starbursts nah well the last thing I've got for you is

Bree actually introduced us to this and I reckon it's one of the better things that you brought over with you culture wise wet pussy shots oh yeah wet pussy shots you brought over with you culture wise wet pussy shots oh yeah wet pussy shots explain what a

wet pussy shot is wet pussy shots wait I need to think about now I haven't had one for so long there's not a lot in it peach schnapps yes lime

juice yeah vodka yeah and raspberry raspberry cordial raspberry cordial maybe I'd say they're pretty good because they're a real easy shot

There is a liquor company in Australia Making bottles of wet pussy Bloody brilliant Love a bottle of wet pussy Can we get one over? Yeah can you? Do you want to get one over? Should we get one over at 11.44pm?

Should we send one over the gap? Oh yeah that's a good idea too Come on Should we Come on, what are you doing? Workshop it, workshop it Nah, bail out I don't want to get starbursted. You'll be on the list.

We were going to go out and get those in Queenstown, and then we ended up having too many other shots that we just didn't even get any wet pussy. Because a lot of places here in New Zealand, I remember the first time. Oh, you asked. I remember the first time I think it was Clint or Ben or someone, and I was like, let's get wet pussy shots, and everyone looked at me like I was the dirtiest bitch in the place.

They were like, what are you talking about? Because when you said it, you know, when you... I think I said, let's get wet pussies. No, you said, let's get wet pussy shots. I remember it was at the Zilliam Christmas party and my mind went to body shots are off the body. Yeah. So wet pussy shots.

Oh, yeah. That's where my mind went to. I was like, mate, we don't even know each other that well. What's the classic Like Kiwi shot What's the equivalent Of the wet pussy Here in New Zealand

Good question I don't think you really have one Not that it's Nah that's not the same Skittle shots Quick fucks Quick fuck was Probably a quick fuck

Yeah we've got those too I know but they were Kind of the go to They're like milky dough Can I get a quick fuck Naughty And then they're really Easy to drink

Have you guys had A slippery nipple That's the other one You told us about Yeah slippery nipples Are pretty good go to can I get a quick fuck and then they're really easy to drink have you guys had a slippery nipple that's the other one you told us about yeah slippery nipples are

pretty good does anyone outside of a quick fuck shot by the way a lot of swear words

today Ben you're going to have to do a warning we'll do it now what about a

cock sucking cowboy they're pretty good hey guys the podcast today has got lots of

swear words on it just the intro so if you don't want that it guys The podcast today Has got lots of swear words On it Just the intro So if you don't want that It's also really long Not too bad of swear words There's heaps At one point you say

Cock sucking cowboy That is a beverage Yeah but they don't know that yet Yeah So lots of swear words Cool Leave this here And then also cut it

And put it on the front I know how to do it mate Well that's fine So do I My question was Has anyone ever Drunk Midori outside of a quick fuck? No. Yes. That used to be my go-to drink when I was real young.

Really? And now I can't touch it. Midori is an alcohol. And you know what else? What? Malibu. Yes. Midori and Malibu, I've got a strong theory on this, alcohol marketed to children.

Absolutely. It's so sweet. 100%. Like Malibu is like a sugary drink. Also, can I just say, you said one of the best cultural things that I've brought over with me to this country. Yeah, yeah. What about, you know what has never-

The nut bush. We're not doing it. Yes, we should do the nut bush. Is that actually what you were going to say? Yes, it was. That's what you were going to say. Get the song. Get the song up.

The Nutbush. All of my fellow Australians, we need to go global with this bitch. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Oh, banger. Because this is why. I don't mind it.

I think it's a fun tradition. It's great. It needs critical mass. So you want to put it on a bar and you want enough people to know it that everyone starts doing it. That's how you know. Yeah. So it needs groundswell.

It needs like. Mummington. Yeah. So if you meet up with a DJ. Who's had a great idea? What? Let's do it as a story arc. A church house jam.

Again, it needs critical mass. Where we try and get as many people on board of the nutbush as we can. Won't work because people will just go, what are they doing? No one will go, oh my God, I can't believe they got that many people board of the nutbush as we can. Won't work because people will just go, what are they doing? No one will go, oh my God, I can't believe they got that many people to do the nutbush. You have to turn into like a TikTok dance. Oh, this is a sinifer. All I hear is negativity. No, all you hear is Tina Turner.

And Ike Turner, actually. He's cancelled. He's cancelled. A nut bush sounds like a shot you could get as well. Can I get a nut bush sounds like a shot you could get as well, eh? Can I get a nut bush? Best time to get a nut bush? The day before I shave my pubes into a towel. Now this podcast has come full circle. We're talking about Clint's nut bush at the start start and Clint's nutbush at the end. That's when you know

it's time to go home. That is the time. Have a great night or day or whatever the frick you're listening to this. And if you don't know what the nutbush dance is,

go look it up. You won't regret it. You might. I mean, it's not that good. Oh, you won't regret it. There's nothing to regret, but you might just be like, oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hey everybody, welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint.

What's today? Thursday. We were away yesterday. Yeah. Well, we're back. We're back. And we've had COVID tests. Yeah. Those tests are horrific. Man, I feel bad for anyone who has to get one of those regularly for their job. What about people in isolation, though, as well?

That's right. They have, like, four of them while they're in there. Yeah, at least. So uncomfortable. And I'm a little... Wimp. Yeah. Is that still politically...

Yeah, I don't know. I was looking for the politically correct words. Yeah, where does wimp come from? I think it's better than the words I had. Yeah, I think I knew the words you were thinking of. I was telling Producer Ben last night, I went to get my COVID test and I've got, I had a bit of a runny nose because I just have hay fever 24-7.

Yeah. And let's just say going to get a COVID test with a runny nose, not the most pleasant for me or the person doing the test. It'd be like trying to plunge a blocked drain, wouldn't it? Like... Just trying to get it in there. Let's just say he caught something while he was in there. Well, stick it in the test tube.

Go and test that thing for COVID. Today on the show, ZM's Add to Cart is still on. We want to get you to the Cook Islands. So if you want to get there you need one more item that we're going to give you guys at 4 o'clock then you just hold on to all five and call us at 5 o'clock

and you'll be off we'll send you overseas pretty easy but if you want to win 50 bucks right now all thanks to KFC then you can call us 0800 DIAL ZM

for tradie versus lady we'll play after Sagala and James Arthur on ZM. This is Lasting Lover, Bree and Clint. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady. Alright, here we go. The Tradies vs. The Ladies. The Tradies got a few back this week on 33 wins

and The Ladies still sitting well in front on 42. Today, our lady is 18. She's from The Hut and she's got five dogs. Welcome to the show, Mae. Hello, Mae. Hi. God, you must have to own your own house even though you're 18 to be able to have five dogs, Mae.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. That's a no. No one's renting a house to someone with five dogs, you know? What type of dogs, May? One, two huskies and three leopards. Oh, my God.

AKA five wrecking machines. That sounds like Disneyland. Let's go to our tradie today. They are 23 years old. They're from Wellington and they're a refrigeration expert. Hi Cameron. G'day Cam. Hi, how's it going? True or false, three o'clock is actually knock-off

time for tradies. Is that true? Almost, yeah. Almost. Alright, well let's get you home with $50 cash if you can win the game today. Your buzzer is tradie, May yours is lady. First to three correct answers wins. Good luck. Alright, here we go. Question number one. The whole world will be glued to their TVs tonight

for the long-awaited Friends reunion. Name the song Phoebe used to perform about a cat. Lady. Yes, May. Smelly cat. That's correct, May. You're on the board. It'd be a different kind of smelly at your house.

Smelly dog. Smelly dog. Depending if they went swimming. Question number two, one to the ladies. Last night marked a very special event in the night sky. A super moon coinciding with a total lunar eclipse creating a what moon? May. May again, just.

What? Blood moon. Not quite enough. Cameron, you got the full name for us? Orange moon? I'm going to give it to May. It is a blood moon. Blood super moon is the full answer.

Oh, okay. All right. Question number three. What sort of phone made this sound? May. May for the clean sweep. Yeah. Short games, a good game.

Congratulations, May. We've got $50 cash from KFC for you. Yay, thank you. You're welcome. It's going to be May. Spend it on dog foods. No better feeling than when you find money Yeah, oh yeah You put your hand into your pocket

It's a jacket you haven't worn for two years And you're like, oh, there's a 50 in here What about the conflict though when you find money And it's like on the street And then you look around and you're like Does this belong to anyone? But then you don't want to ask anyone if it belongs to them What's the conflict?

Well, in case it's someone else's money. Oh, no. Finders keepers loose. No, I'm just kidding. I walked past a lady the other day who found 20 bucks on the ground and I was walking towards her and I saw that nervous look in her eyes when she looked around and I just said to her, that's yours.

It's your lucky day. There's no one here. It's a small win. Now run. Now go. It's mine. If you don't take it, I will. I'm going to chase you.

There's a nine-year-old who's feeling that exact feeling over in the States. Their family bought a new SUV and it was a Chevy Suburban. Oh, yeah. If you want to know what type it was, big car. Big car. Very big car. Who are they? Damn it, I didn't have a good reference.

I was about to go the J-Lo family. No, we're going to wait here until you... You know what I mean? We're going to wait. That's the sort of car that pop stars arrive in. Okay, I'll get this. I'll get this. No, we'll wait.

We'll wait. Hey, we've got nothing but time. Okay, okay, okay. Who are they? John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's kids? Yeah, that was a solid reference. That was... I wish we hadn't have waited.

Anyway, so he was doing one of his chores, which is to clean out the car. And he was vacuuming the car and he was cleaning it out. And that's when he lifted one of the floor mats and there's a part in the Chevy where you can lift out this certain part of the floorboard. Oh, yeah. Anyway, he's lifted that out and he found $5,000. What?

Five grand. And a new car. No, it was a new car to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, but a second-hand car. Oh, no, they've got a drug dealer's car. Well, that's what they were a little bit concerned about, right? Yeah, they've got a mafia car.

So the story continues because they were excited at first and then they were like, wait a minute, obviously this money belongs to someone. So they tracked down the family who owned the car previously. Yep. And turns out the cash did belong to a family from South Carolina who had taken a trip to Florida and they'd lost the money, but turns out one of the family members

had just put it in a really good hiding spot. A really good hiding spot. Too good of a hiding spot. Anyway, the family that found the money returned it and they said, you know what, because you were so honest, here's $1,000 for Landon. That's nice. The nine-year-old. That's nice. That's classy.

That's good. That's very classy. I always think in these situations, what's the right questions to ask? So yeah, absolutely call the people who own the car before you, but there's a chance it's not their money either. So I would be like, I'd say something like, hey, something was found in the vehicle. I'm trying to find out if it's yours or not.

If you can describe it to me, then... Dirty pair of undies. No, that's... Oh, no, wait, that was my car. That was my car. You know what I mean? That's how I got it detailed. If they're like a diamond ring, you go,

oh, no, I didn't find a diamond ring, don't worry about it. But if they said $5,000 in cash... Pretty specific. It's pretty specific. Under the floorboards beneath the accelerator. Yeah, very specific. Good outcome, I think, for everyone. And it teaches Landon, the nine-year-old, that if you be honest,

you just get money that's guilt-free. Right, is that the lesson? Yeah. I thought it was look in all the real small places because that's where people hide their cash. In the deep crevices. I want to ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, did you find some money somewhere?

Yeah. And we'll take anything. I'd be stoked with even 10 bucks in your pocket of a jacket. I wouldn't. That you haven't worn for 10 years. 10 bucks? Yeah. Nah. What if they, it was in like a pair of pants they haven't worn in

five years? Then I want 50 bucks. Okay, 50 bucks. We'll take anything between 50 bucks and a million dollars. Money that you found. But if you found more than a million, we don't want to hear about it. You need to call the police. That story is boring.

Oh yeah, that time. Over a million? Get out of here. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Where'd you find some money? Bree and Clint. Where did you stash the cash? No, where'd you find cash?

I know, but it sounded good. So I just thought I'd start it with that. There's a nine-year-old kid over in the States who his family bought a new SUV. One of his jobs was to clean out the cars. He was cleaning out the new car, and he found five grand hidden under one of the floorboards in the SUV. Yeah, that's mega.

That's awesome. You've got a good kid who brings that forward. Because even at nine years old, I reckon there's kids around that will go, this is yours now. It's just you and the money. Nine years old. No one else needs to know. I would have taken that down to the local RSA and I would have put it all into the pokies.

Oh, you reckon? Yeah. Spend it on cheap handles of juice. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800 dials at M. How much money did you find? Austin's here. G'd Yeah, right? Right, we're asking you this afternoon on 0800 dials at M. How much money did you find? Yeah, Austin's here. G'day, Austin. Hello, Austin.

Hey, g'day. How you going? Good, thank you. Where did you find the money? So my dog, Fox Terrier, at the time went for a bit of a wander and he showed up with a $50 note in his mouth. What?

Who's a good boy? Who's a. What? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Oh, my God. Did you ever find out where he got it from? Well, there was a minister at work here just across the road from us where we were living at the time. I did ask around a couple of the boys I knew, but nobody said they'd lost anything.

Don't ask too hard, eh? Yeah, don't worry about it. Just teach your dog how to do it again. That's what you want. Again and again. Yeah, yeah. I about it. Just teach your dog how to do it again and again and again. Yeah, you've got to reward him. You should have given him a whole steak when he came home. If your dog, every time he came home, bought a 50 back. Those dogs exist.

They're called golden retrievers. Chris is here. G'day, Chris. That was weak. G'day, Chris. Hi. How's it going, guys? Good, thank you. Where did you find the money, Chris? On a main state highway, actually. We found just under $600. Whoa!

$600? Yeah, we were driving along and a car in front of us drove over it and it obviously just flicked it all up in front of our windscreen. And I said to the kids, Jesus, that was a pile of money and they were like, don't talk such BS. But we stopped and, yeah, there was just under $600 and we managed to find a fleet card

and were able to return it to the guy who'd lost it. Wait, so was it someone's wallet that was on the highway and someone hid the wallet? Yeah, they must have hid it, but the wallet, no, actually, no, it was just the money because the wallet was probably a good 50, 100 metres away from where we found all the money. How gutted were you that you found some identification on the road, eh?

Because if you had a free $600. Well, I actually would have felt a bit guilty, but I also had the kids, so I had to set a good example. Yeah. And the guy had been away at a funeral, so it was pretty good that we found it. If you hadn't have had the kids there, would you have just taken the money? You don't need to set no good example for no one.

I would have seen Christian in the boy, actually. Ah, Chris. Let's go to Dan. Hi, Dan. G'day, Dan. Hey. How's it going? Good, man.

How much money did you find? I found about $6,000 outside on a bench seat above a firewood pile at an outdoor dining table. What? Six grand? Six grand in cash. Yeah, so I moved in with this lady because I'd broken up from a relationship and become a little bit cash poor myself and found this money that I heard had been lost

and no one had any idea where it was. Did you find out who owned it? Yeah, I knew who owned it, but I know that our last guys, what is it, nice guys come last, because I told the lady who lived at their house, and the person who lost the money bought her this big hamburger and flowers and chocolates and wine, and she took the kudos, and none of it came to me.

You gave the money back, and you got nothing for it. Yeah, but I know I'm a nice person, because I didn't even want to steal it. You are a nice person, and you got good karma, okay? That's what you got nothing for it. Yeah, but I know I'm a nice person because I didn't even want to steal it. You are a nice person and you got good karma, okay? That's what you got. Yeah. Karma's not redeemable in any stores I know, but you've got it, okay?

You've got service. I look forward to seeing the results. You're so rich in karma. Dan. Dan. Yeah? Wait a minute. I know you, don't I, Dan?

I think we might be going away for the weekend. Are we going away for the weekend, Dan? I think so. I knew I recognised you, boys. Is this truck driver Dan? Is this truck. Are we going away for the weekend, Dan? I think so. I knew I recognised your voice. Is this Truck Driver Dan? Is this Truck Driver Dan? Oh, g'day, Dan. It might be.

It might be. Anastasia made me pull over. I'm in a flash meeting. Really need to pee. You go do your business, Dan. We appreciate you calling through, Truck Driver Dan. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's on the line with us. With a bit of a throwback, it goes all the way back to X Factor New Zealand. He's got Natalia Kills and Willie Moon news. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, you will remember them.

There's a few contestants on X Factor New Zealand that remembers them in a real big way. These guys are the ones that got fired from judging the show in 2015. They survived this crazy fire in New York City in their apartment. And when I'm talking crazy fire, I'm talking it took 200 firemen, 12 hours to put it out. Like it was this wild gas fire. But they are fine.

They're okay. And, you know, they're obviously sharing all about it on their Instagram. But if you're wondering, if you need a little refresher as to who I'm talking about, here's a little sneak peek of when they lost it on X Factor. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.

Yeah, it's an iconic moment in New Zealand TV history. They bullied Joe Irvine, so in return New Zealand bullied them out of the country. How many vodkas did they have before they went on to that filming? You know, I was there that night because we were doing the TV show directly after it

and they were stone cold sober. They just, I think maybe they wanted to get fired is the vibe that maybe I got, because they went way too hard. I don't know if I'd be throwing stones if my name was Willie Moon. Yeah, right. Just horrible.

Any suspicion that they started the fire themselves, Dean? Okay, no, yeah, that would be a hideous rumour that we can start if you like, but no, it was something else, like a gas fire. Yeah, right. No, absolutely not a rumour I'm starting, just trying to get the facts straight. That is the latest on former X Factor judges

and very strange people, Natalia Kills and Willie Moon. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. We all know that electric cars are coming and that petrol is dead. Boo. Yuck. Petrol. That's why I drive a diesel, you know, because I'm up with the times.

That's why you drive a V8 diesel. Because I'm environmentally conscious. Because you're just so environmentally, you know, aware. Aware, that's me, yeah. Blug, blug, blug, blug, blug. You know what they call me? Woke on wheels. Blug, blug, blug, on wheels. There's a new fuel source on the way. It's not electric.

It's not hydrogen. It's not anything else. It's, um... How do I put this nicely? Human waste powers. So we're excited to launch Australia's first poo-powered SUV. And we've called it the number two. Number two isn't your average SUV.

It's our S-Poo-V. With a giant poo emoji emblazoned on the side. So the cogeneration unit itself, it captures biogas, which is then put through a giant engine, and that's what creates the electricity that helps keep our S-Poo-V on the road. Disgusting. Stop saying S-Poo-V, lady. Why is she saying it so casually?

Stop saying S-Poo-V. It's not going to catch on. No one's going to go down to the dealership and request an S-Poo-V, lady. Why is she saying it so casually? Stop saying S-Poo-V. It's not going to catch on. No one's going to go down to the dealership and request an S-Poo-V. I'm going to. You want some details on this? How much will it cost me? No price yet, but this is where it gets quite interesting. One person's daily toilet.

Poo's. We're talking about the S-Poo-V One person's daily motions Is enough to drive a car 450 metres No so this is where it gets interesting You don't fill your own mate I was going to say how am I going to get from A to B

If I'm only doing your one number two a day They take it from a sewage plant you idiot What did you think you were going into a funnel and putting it into your car. What if I connect my car up to my own sewage at home? Well, you'd need to go a lot because to fully charge the car requires around 1,000 toilet flushes. Jeez. So they're just taking sewage. It doesn't actually run on poo.

And what it does, it uses that to create electricity and then it's an electric car. So they can power houses with it too. They said last year they took it from Queensland and last year there was enough stuff coming out of Queensland to power 4,000 homes. That's amazing. You know what's crazy is Producer Ben and I,

I asked Producer Ben to load some audio. I found what the horn of the SPV sounds like. Oh, did you? Yeah. Yeah. We've got it here actually. Interesting. That's what your heat pump sounds like too

if your house is run on that stuff. Exactly. Bree and Clint. Tonight at something weird like 7.02pm. Exactly 7.02pm. Exactly 7.02pm. The Friends reunion goes to air. My God, I'm so excited. Me too.

I think it's going to be excellent. I hope it's like two and a half hours. It'll be one of those things you don't want to end because it's not going to happen again. Because you'll feel like you're reminiscing as they're reminiscing. Yeah. This is it. This is the end of it. So for this week we've been looking for

a friend of our show, an icon who in 2018 couldn't quite master those claps in the middle of the friend song. Do you know how many claps to put in? It's four. Shannon, it's four, okay? Okay.

Are you ready? I believe so. Here we go. No one told you life was gonna be this way. No! Shannon! Shannon, you muffed it again! Do you want a third attempt?

Okay, good one. Come on, Shannon. Come on. Shannon, you did three. Three. We're hoping, we're hoping, we're hoping we can get her. The stage is set. We're going to do it again today.

Five more claps. Five more people doing four claps. If everyone gets it, everyone will take home 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. All right. This is big. There's a lot on the line. A lot of chicken.

Let's start with Tracy. Hi, Tracy. G'day, Tracy. You know exactly how many claps to do, right, Tracy? Yes, yes. One, two, one, two. You got this. One, two, one, two. One, yes, one, two, one, two. You got this. One, two, one, two.

Also do this. One, two, three, four. Okay, come on, Tracy. Here we go. Let's count you in. A three, a two, a one. I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it. Why did you I'll take it I'll take it why'd you pause

why'd you pause in the middle one two one two okay yeah it was I love how original

you are so good Tracy you're in if we get five in a row you'll win 50 KFC chicken dollars let's go to Michaela Michaela turn that radio

down for us okay he Let's go to Michaela. Michaela, turn that radio down for us, okay? It's going to distract you, Michaela. Michaela, you know exactly how many claps to do, right? Yep, four. Michaela, listen to me. Listen to me, please. Are you ready? I'm ready.

Alright, let's go then. No one told you that was going to be this way. Alright, let's go then. What? What? What was... Michaela! Michaela, what was that? Hey, wait, Michaela. Have you...

Have you ever watched this? There was one extra. One extra? I think there was about five. I feel like we get one mistake. We get one mistake and we're giving a mistake to Michaela. Michaela, would you like a second chance remembering that if you get it right, you'll get $50,000.

I think we should go back to Michaela because I don't know. I really don't. Michaela, wait there. Hang tight. Listen to everyone else. Gather yourself. Nat, you can do better than that. You know what to do, right? Yep wait there. Hang tight. Listen to everyone else. Gather yourself. Nick, you can do better than that. You know what to do, right?

Yep, yep. Four claps. Here we go. Come on, Nick. There it goes. Yes, Nick. Good work, Nick. Good work, Nick.

I can't tell if Michaela's trolling us. Remember, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars if you do it correctly. Yeah, but how funny's the joke? Char is here. Hi, Char. Hi, Char. You're going to technically be third. You know how many claps to do, right?

Yep. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Here we go, Char. Yep. Here we go, Sha. Yes, Sha. That's what we're looking for, Sha. Sha, you're a seasoned pro. You've seen freaks, haven't you?

You're ready to get your head in the game, Sha. You're under pressure and you come through with the absolute goods. Okay, our last caller is either going to be Shannon or a VIP, so that means it's time to go back to Michaela. Michaela. Michaela. Oh, no. Michaela. Michaela. Yeah?

Do a practice. Bring the music down. Let's do a practice. Let's hear how many claps you're going to do, Michaela. Yeah, that's perfect. Yes, good, Michaela. Okay, good, good. Okay, here we go.

Now do it live in the moment. Let's go, Michaela. Let's go, Michaela. She's done it. Michaela. Michaela, are you messing with us? You're doing this on purpose, aren't you, Michaela? Are you messing with us, Michaela? She's doing it on purpose.

Look, she's laughing. She thinks it's hilarious and I kind. Look, she's laughing. She thinks it's hilarious and I kind of think it's funny too. Michaela, you're the person standing between all these people and the KFC that they want. You know that, eh? Michaela. You listen to me, Michaela. Michaela doesn't care.

We're going to give you one more shot, okay? No, we're not. Michaela doesn't get another shot. We're going to give the last shot to a... Michaela, you asshole. I'm going to change the last shot to a... Michaela, you arsehole. I'm going to change the rules. If this one person can get it right... That's it, everyone wins.

Everyone wins, including Michaela. Yeah, because you know what? You're going to be the bigger person. So here to save the day is not Shannon. It's actually Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Hello, Mum. Hi, guys.

Hi. How are you going? Good. Do you know what we're doing? Do you know what is on the line today? I reckon I can nail it. Yeah. All right, Mum.

For Tracy. You've seen the show, friends. Do I get the nuggets, son? Yeah, you can get the nuggets. Yeah. You do, yeah. Okay. For Nick.

Does Mum get the 50K of C? Yeah, she does. For Sha, for Michaela, and for yourself. All right, Mum. Okay. Wait. You know how many claps you're doing? Four. Four.

Four claps. Okay, here we go. Mumma Di, the Friends clap for the chicken dollars. Let's go. So no one told you life was going to be this way. Yeah, it'll do. You try to show people your love life's the old way. It was so quiet. Mum and Di, you did it.

Congratulations. We just looked back at the audio and we can see a distinct four claps. You crushed it, Mum. Michaela, you tried to ruin us, but suck on that. You're getting 50 KFC chicken dollars. Whether you like it or not, Michaela. Thanks. She just knows she doesn't.

Michaela. Enjoy the reunion, Michaela. I bet you're not even going to watch it. Michaela, can I say, you're my favourite caller of the week. And Montero. Dean told us the other day that's his real name. I know. Montero.

And the song's called Call Me By Your Name. I was so shocked to learn that. Yeah. Actually, speaking of people's real names. I thought his birth name was Lil Nas X. Yeah, sounds more believable. Speaking of people's real names, there's a story out today about John Cleese, which for our younger audience, you might not know who that is,

very famous comedian, was in a show called Fawlty Towers. Monty Python. Monty Python, super cult film. Yeah. Films, they made more than one. He's your dad's favourite comedian. Oh, my God, my dad's obsessed. Anyway, a story about him today, about how his father, John Cleese's

father, actually changed their family surname because he believed it was too embarrassing. Really? Yes. Wow. Weird, eh? So it was obvious, if it was from his father, it's the name that he had inherited, so it's the family name. And he's gone out and – because that's the advantage of, well, back then at least, marriage. You could go and marry out of a bad name if you were a lady. Yeah.

But they were stuck with it. What was it? So I find it quite funny. But it's not too bad. Apparently the name, the family name of John Cleese, before his father changed it, was Cheese. John Cheese. You're not getting taken seriously with the last name Cheese.

His father's name would have been Reginald Cheese. Reginald Cheese. No, you're not becoming a lawyer if your name is Reginald Cheese. Reginald Cheese, but I must argue, great name for a comedian. John Cheese. Yeah. You better re-leave it. Imagine if it was your last name.

Now that would be funny. That would be unfortunate, wouldn't it? That would be very unfortunate. Yeah. Right, so they changed it to, and he chose Cleese. He went from Cheese to Cleese. Yeah, to Cleese. It's interesting because apparently he did it.

He's changed one letter. I mean, it's smart. He's literally changed one letter. Yeah. He just changed the H to an L. Yeah. Smart from him. And I feel like a lot of people, when they change their name,

maybe don't completely change it. Yeah. I don't know. To feel close to their last name. Yeah, there'll be old families out there with the last name Dick. And it'll be like, Dad, do we have to keep the name? Dad! And Dad'll be like...

Everyone teases me. It's the family name. It's been in the family for generations. It was my father's name and his father's name and his father before him. My father handed it down to his dad. I come from a long line of dicks. And you... You're the next up and coming dick.

You're a dick. You're a dick. You're a dick. It's like that character off Chris Lidley's show. Keith Dick. Keith Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it'd be quite funny today to ask people and it's all fun and games

you know, if you can laugh about it. Oh, we're not going to laugh at your name. No, but if you think you've got a funny name, a funny sounding name, we'd love you to call us this afternoon. Yeah, you've had it your whole life. You're used to it. Yeah.

But if you can appreciate that your name is a little bit funny sounding, give us a call 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. Maybe you're a fellow cheese. Yep. Maybe you're a camembert. Maybe you're a dick. Call us now if you've got a funny sounding name. The very famous John Cleese has come out today and said,

my real name actually wasn't Cleese. It was changed by my father back in World War I days, which it used to be Cheese, but now it is Cleese. He said, you can't have that name. It's too funny sounding. And he went on to be one of the funniest men in history Zip off Zip off

She's in the hospital you silly girl Yes call her there I can't I've got too much to do Listen don't mention the war Like we said he's very old school You might not know who he is But if you do

He's a very funny man Very funny And like you said Kind of suited the name John Cheese It would have actually worked for him right Imagine if his name And this has been suggested on the text machine, imagine if his name was Richard Cheese. No, no, no.

No, just think about it for a second. What's Richard Cheese? No, we got it, man. What's short for Richard? No, no, we got it. Cheese. He's got it. So we've asked, look, we're not going to laugh at it.

We won't laugh. It's not our place. But can you laugh at your own name? Yeah, do you think you have a pretty going to laugh at it. We won't laugh. It's not our place. But can you laugh at your own name? Yeah, do you think you have a pretty funny sounding name? Yeah, we won't laugh. No, we're not going to laugh. We're never laughing at your name. But if you can say that it's funny, then that's great.

Caller number one, welcome to the show. I call a one. Hello, my name is Rhonda Simpson. The last name's not funny, but when I have to spell it, it's S-T-I. Rhonda S-T-I. Yeah. Rhonda Simpson. Rhonda Stimpson.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. S-T-I. I mean, not... Just having to spell it is embarrassing sometimes. Not ideal. Not ideal.

Look, I told you we wouldn't laugh. Let's go to caller number two. Hi, caller number two. Hi, caller number two. Good afternoon. What's your name, caller number two? My name is Lexina Ranby, but I was always made Randy at high school. Randy, yeah.

So your last name's Randy. No, my last name. See, you're doing it to me too. It was Ranby with a B, but I always got made Randy at school. Oh, right, because we heard you say Lexina Randy. Yeah, so it was Sexina Randy. Oh, yeah, no. I love you because, look, you can have a good laugh about it.

My best friend, her name was Amanda, so it was Sexy Lexi and Randy Mandy, so we made a great pair. Like I said, we won't laugh. We're not laughing at that. No, we're laughing at you. We would never laugh at your name, Lexina Randy. That's cool. No worries.

That's great. Let's go to caller number three. Hello, caller number three. Hi, caller number three. Hi, my name's Peter Dick. Wait. Yeah. That's right. Your name's Peter Dick. Wait. Yeah. That's right.

Your name's Peter Dick, yeah, which I mean. So matter of fact about it. Yeah, I love how Peter's like, go on. Go on, have a laugh. Make a joke. Take your best shot. Yeah, Pete Dick. Give me your best line.

No, we're not going to laugh. Do you have a brother named Richard? No, but I've had all the nicknames you could think of, and the best line someone came up with with my last name, and it was an Indonesian guy who could hardly speak English. He said, what's the difference between Peter and Dick? What? Nothing.

Imagine Peter. It's toughened you over time, isn't it, Peter? It could be worse, Peter. Because your last name's Dick, it could be worse. Your first name could be Aiden. Or Eden. Or Eden. Or a feeler.

Or Anita. I love you, Peter. You're great. Good sense of humour. See, that's what it builds. Call number four. You're great. Good sense of humour. See, that's what it builds. Call number four. You're the last person in this segment. Like we said, we're not going to laugh at your name.

We never would. That's rude. But if you think it's a funny name, please tell us what it is. So my name is Maddie. Maddie Raynell. Maddie Raynell. Maddie Raynell. Maddie Raynell.

So it rhymes with something Which I used to get It was my nickname all through high school And it was a running joke for a lot of people That's horrible Maddie I don't see I don't put together those two things at all When I hear your name

No I wouldn't either I literally never got it until I reached high school and that's when I started getting my name made fun of. Yeah, right. Yeah, kids are horrible. Change your last name to Cheese. I think that's the only option.

Yeah, we'll all change our last name to Cheese. That sounds good. Who doesn't love Cheese? Let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart

Debatable Talented Eh Athletic Not really But picking a movie title based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint

What's the plot? Five Five hundred dollars Cash It's a good day out isn't it? It's a good day out It's your rent for the week $500 Cash It's a good day out, isn't it? It's a good day out It's your rent for the week It's whatever you need it to be

Here to take you on is Robin Hi, Robin Hi, Robin Hey, how are you? Good, how are you, Robin? Good, good Robin, have you played in the car before? No, not this game

Ooh, a newcomer. Okay, well, I'll explain to you how the game works. You need to guess the name of a movie just from the plot line as I read it out, and you need to do it before Bree does, okay? You need to buzz in with your name and guess it before Bree does. If you can get two movies right before Bree does, you'll take home $500 cash and the title of What's the Plot Champion, okay? Okay.

Some would say that the title of beating me, Robin, is worth more than the money. Others would say, give me the money. It's rare. Look, it's very rare these days that we get a What's the Plot Champion. I haven't been beaten this year yet, Robin. Wow, today might be the day. Good, Robin. Good. Okay, here we go. I like that, Robin. Buzzers are your names. Don't wait for me to finish the

plot line today. Our theme in light of the blood supermoon is movies about space. God. Okay. Movie number one. During a manned mission to Mars. Bree. The Martian. The Martian.

The Martian. Is it the only movie you know about trips to Mars? It's the most recent one. I loved it. Matt Damon's in it. Great film. Well, I can tell you that The Martian is correct. That's the pace we're playing at, Robert, okay?

Okay. I'm going to need you hot on that buzzer. Movie number two. Three brilliant women at NASA. Bree. Bree. I'm not going to give you long for this. Three.

Two. Hidden figures. Hidden figures. Hidden figures is. The answer you want to go with? Hidden figures. Lock it in. Robin, if she gets this, that's the game, you know, eh? Damn it.

Do you know the movie? Just before I, because if she gets it wrong, you get a free guess. Do you know the movie, Robin? Yeah, I think I do. You think you do know it. And do you think Bree's right? I think she is. Because she is. That's it And do you think Bree's right? I think she is. Because she is.

That's it. 2-0. Sorry, Robin, not this week. Sorry, Robin. No worries. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars, though. Oh, amazing. Thank you.

No worries, Robin. We'll play a game for 550 cash next week. Bree and Clint. I need some advice. Right. I'm in a bit of a pickle at the moment. Yeah. Because I can't remember when it was.

Maybe last week you and I talked about that super expensive plant. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a philodendron that sold on, it was a variegated philodendron. Whatever that means. It changes colour. Oh, that's right. For $12,000. $12,000 on Trade Me. $12,000. Yeah. We spoke about

it last week and I said I think that's ridiculous paying $12,000 for a plant. For a plant the size of a Bic lighter by the way. Yeah, it was tiny. It's tiny. It's not like you get a full palm tree. Yeah, yeah. You can't build a tree house on it. But, you know, something happened after we spoke about that plant.

Yeah. We got an inbox from a woman named Tiffany who said, hello, team, and she confessed something to me. Okay. She said, look, I don't normally talk about people behind their backs, but I wanted to confess I have been talking about you guys on this Facebook page that I follow. About us?

About us. Okay. She brought up the topic that you and I were discussing and how we said, you know, we think it's a bit crazy. Expensive houseplants. Expensive houseplants. It's on a Facebook group called Indoor Plants New Zealand. Yeah. Indoor Plants NZ. It's got a following or members

group of 69 thousand people. What a very nice number of members. Nice number. That's a lot. Don't decide. That's a lot of people. It is a lot of people. It's a very big group. Very popular. Anyway, when she told me about it, I was like, oh, I need to go

see what people are saying. Yeah. Anyway, so I jumped on this group and I found the post where they were talking about us and, you know, some of them weren't happy with us. Yeah. So first of all, I apologise. I do stand by my... I was going to say, you don't have to apologise if you believe that.

I do stand by my comment that I think 12 grand for a tiny plant is a bit crazy. But, you know, I feel like I may have caught the indoor plant bug. Have you? Yes. I've started following the page. Yeah. Because I wanted to originally.

You're not an indoor plant person. You're not an indoor plant person. No, hear me out. I wanted to originally get on the page just to apologise if I'd offended any indoor plant owners. Yeah. And then I've been seeing all these posts that have been going up on this page and I think I'm into it.

Have you caught the bug? I think I've caught the bug. This is how they get you. This is how they get you, yeah. And now I look out for the posts. I'm, like, interested in, you know, what Susie from the Nackies is doing with her Monstera. I'm into it.

But they don't accept me on the page. They haven't added you as a member. How can you see everything? So I can see everything. Are the posts public but you can't comment? Is that what it is? I can see everything, but they haven't allowed me to participate. Do you think they'd let me in? I actually have indoor pot plants.

Do you think they would let me in? Well, I have a bonsai tree. Yeah, that you killed. No, it's still alive. I brought it back to life. No, you told me it's dead. No, I brought it back to life. You told me it's dead. I've got proof.

I've got proof. Clint, don't take this away from me. I'm now on this journey where the only thing I want to achieve in life is I want to become a full-blown member of Indoor Plants NZ. Okay, here's what you need to do, okay? What do I do? How do I get in? You need to change your Facebook profile picture to you and a picture of a ficus

or a fiddle leaf fig. Or even just, I'll get you a clipping from my Monstera deliciosa and make that your profile picture. Oh, we got one at home. Okay, cool. Have a photo with that. Okay, so I'm going to,

I'll put my face up into the plant and act real happy. Yeah, and then make your bio something like, human beings are just like plants. All we really need is sunshine and water. Something like that, and that will work. And then ask yourself, is this really worth it? Is this the person I want to be?

I mean, the group is so cool, though. Bree and Clint. Then your feed would have been flooded with moons. Not just any moons. Moon cups. Not just any moons. Moon cups. Not just moon cups. But the blood super moon.

Other bloody moons. Super moons are very rare, but the rarer combination of a super moon and a total lunar eclipse, which is what happened last night, is called the super blood moon. Yeah. Very rare. Did you go out and see it? Nah.

I just looked on Instagram. There was a few good pictures. Did you not even poke your head out the window? I forgot. What time did you go to bed? How did you forget if it was on Instagram? What time was it? What time did you go to bed?

Well, I saw it on Instagram this morning. What time did you go to bed? I went to bed at 11. 11 what? Oh my God, you were awake. You literally just had to open the I went to bed at 11.30. 11 what? Oh, my God. You were awake. You literally just had to open the curtains. It was at 11.11.

Oh. It went from 11.11 until 11.24. You could have seen it. Someone could have told me. And then gone to bed. We tried. Like, literally everybody tried. Well, there'll be another one soon, won't there?

No, not for another 40 years. Oh, well, hopefully I'll still be here. It's interesting because our dog, Whitney Houston, she was going bananas last night. And you know how they say dogs go crazy on full moons? Yeah, it's when they transform. And then I thought, wow, this is obviously because of the blood supermoon. They go extra crazy.

I love the number of things you can blame on the blood supermoon. Like certain things that you definitely can, like the storm and the king tides and stuff washing away the beaches, blood supermoon. No, that's a real thing, isn't it? But your dog chewing through your shoes. Blood supermoon. Blood supermoon.

That's got to be. And not only that, there's people talking now about how many breakups they reckon happened last night because of this blood supermoon. Are we blaming breakups on the blood supermoon? Yeah, apparently certain star signs were very affected by the blood supermoon. In particular, the fire signs Aries, Leo and Sagittarius. But they're saying that for certain star signs, this blood supermoon affected them

so emotionally that they would have broken up with their partners because they wanted to get rid of toxic situations and relationships. Really? Wow, I thought this was silly until you brought star signs into it. I thought you were being silly. Do you believe in something around the full moon where people go a bit crackers? I think you have to when you realise that things like the human body are controlled by the lunar cycle.

This is not me throwing my support behind astrology. This is me saying the moon controls tides and water, bodies of water. You are a body of water. So it has to have some effect, right? It makes sense. It has to have some effect. Well, women's bloody monthly cycle is synced up to the moon. I wouldn't have said bloody monthly.

No, literally their bloody monthly cycle is synced to the moon. I take offence to that as a woman who has a bloody monthly cycle. No, I wasn't being offensive. I was being accurate. Right. Right. I want to investigate this because I know you're like, oh, that's not true.

It doesn't happen like that, which is fair enough. But what if we could test it? What if we could ask people this afternoon? Because this study is saying that because of this blood supermoon, it was making certain star signs, you know, quite ready to break up with people. Yeah. So I reckon we should put it out there.

Oh, 800 dials at M. Did you break up last night? Oh, okay. Or were you broken up with? We'll take either or. I reckon you've got to accept breakups that happened today as well. Okay, fair enough.

I'll tell you why. Because when I got up this morning You were ready to break up. When I left the house at 8 my wife was gone. No, just kidding. The moon was still out. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Did you have a breakup last night or this morning?

Or did you get broken up with? You can also text us on 9696. Supermoon! What you know about... Bree and Clint. The blood supermoon. It occurred last night. If you didn't see it, you didn't miss out on much.

Oh, it was pretty spectacular. It was a moon. I mean, how much could you see? Quite a lot. It was big. Yeah, well, I probably should shut up because I didn't see it. It was like daylight out there for some of it. It was crazy.

There's people who are into star signs and astrology saying that, you know, it would have caused a lot of breakups for certain star signs. Which I reckon is some – I reckon it's a – You laugh. You joke. I like that stuff. And I kind of think – I know you like it.

I know you like it. And I think it's fine. I don't have a problem with people liking it. No, you have a problem with it. No, I think – No, you have a problem with it. You go, those people don't know what they're talking about. They can't be serious.

I just think it's a stretch to blame the breakdown of your relationship on astrology. Is it, though? Is it, though? We're about to find out. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We're asking you, did you have a breakup last night? Mark's here. Hi, Mark.

G'day, Mark. Yeah, g'day. Who had a breakup last night? Yeah, so my sister and her partner of about 20 years ended up breaking up last night. Oh, what,

I mean, what are the odds of that? because of the super moon. Yeah. Right. Mark, do you know? No other issues in the relationship,

Mark? No niggles? I had no idea it was coming. No idea. He had no idea, Clint. 20 years. Were they aware of the super moon, Mark? Do was coming. No idea. He had no idea, Clint. 20 years. Were they aware of the supermoon, Mark?

Do you know? No idea. I haven't spoken to them for a couple of weeks, but then I got a message last night. I hope they're okay. Yeah. I mean, the supermoon will be gone shortly. This topic's kind of morbid, isn't it?

No, it's perfectly... Hey, breakups are a part of life, mate. They happen. Blaming the supermoon, that's a different thing. But Jasmine's here and she wants to do it. More, more. No, no, it's perfectly. Hey, breakups are a part of life, mate. They happen. Blaming the moon or the supermoon, that's a different thing. But Jasmine's here and she wants to do it. Hi, Jasmine. Hi, Jazz. Hi.

Did you have a breakup? You don't, you sound pretty chirpy. Yeah, well, it wasn't your normal. I met the guy off a dating site and I guess he was just annoying me. We've been talking about four, five months now and out of the blue, I just said, you know what, I've had enough. So enough to now stop myself off. And Jasmine, can I ask, what star sign are you?

What star sign? What star sign are you? Oh, sorry, I'm a Sagittarius. That's one of the star signs of Ficton. It's a fire sign. What star sign was the guy you broke up with? I see. No, he's a water sign.

Nothing phases water signs. Okay, Jasmine, sorry to hear about your breakup, but you sound like you're okay. Let's go to someone who wants to remain anonymous now. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Now, before you tell us anything,

were you aware of the supermoon last night? I was aware of it, yeah.onymous. Hello. Now, before you tell us anything, were you aware of the supermoon last night? I was aware of it, yes. Right. Okay. Anonymous, what happened? What went down? So I've been with my partner for 12 years and I came home last night.

He was with his mates and stuff out the back. Everything was fine. I headed to my shower, finished my shower, and he was grumpy. Before I knew it, he said, I'm not staying here tonight. Didn't come home last night. And then today I heard nothing from him and got one message that said my band's a pack.

Anonymous. Anonymous. 12 years. Are you okay? Not really. I'm kind of like traveling home from work this morning and it's been on my mind all day. Anonymous, of course it's... I can't believe you even had the mental capacity to go to work.

That's insane. Like, what do you do? When are you going to find out what's going on? Hopefully I get home and it's like a whole, like, refresh the brain and thought about things. Yeah. Or whatever's going on. Like, at least tell me about it.

Why are you laughing? I'm not laughing. You were laughing. Tell him about the supermoon. Once he knows the supermoon's passed, maybe he'll come around. Anonymous, I'm devastated for you. I hope you get answers because that's crazy. Obviously, you will get answers.

You need to go home and talk to him. I hope so. I'm hoping he's at home. I've spoke to everyone at home and they haven't heard from him either and he hasn't been back. Can I ask what star sign is he? We're both Taurus. We're two days apart on our birthdays.

God. I want to know what happens now in the end. Goddamn supermoon. I'm really sorry, Anonymous. I'm actually really devastated for you. That's horrible. Blame it on the blood. Whatever you're feeling at the moment, blame it on the blood, Supermoon.

I did feel weird last night. Blame it on the blood, Supermoon. I did feel, I felt like. You had too many drinks last night? You know what I felt like? What? I kind of felt like I was extra hairy. Did you?

And I felt like I was turning into a whale. Yeah, blame that on either your laser hair removalist It was extra hairy. Did you? And I felt like I was turning into a werewolf. Yeah, blame that on either your laser hair removalist who took the day off because she had a breakup because of the blood supermoon. Perfect. Let's do a birthday banger. Alrighty then. It's for a Thursday. this is where we take your birthdays

and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Lauren, did you stay up and see the blood supermoon? Lauren. Blame it on the moon. Lauren, I'll blame that on the blood supermoon. We'll come back to Lauren. Freya, are you there? Hi, Freya.

Hi. Yes, I am. Freya's there. We're bouncing our signal off the blood supermoon. How are you going this afternoon? I'm good. I'm good. I just finished work.

I'm on my way home. Nice. You didn't have a breakup, did you, Freya, last night? No, I didn't, luckily. Okay, good. Good to hear. What's your birthday, Freya? The 3rd of January, 1993.

That's my birthday. Well, I'm a bit older than you. Not too much, but same day. You were 16 in 2009 on the 3rd of January. My fellow Capricorn, here's your birthday bag. Because you're hot and you're cold. Yes and you're no. You're in and you're out.

Oh, my God, this is such a Capricorn birthday bag. Yeah, it's a thing. No, it's more Gemini. Is it? Yeah. Freya, do you fit the bill of a Capricorn? Yeah, I think I do. Workaholic, stubborn.

Do you like your birthday banger? Do you like your birthday banger, Freya? No, we're talking about her star sign. Let's talk more about you being a Capricorn. You're a painter. No, don't worry. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren.

Hi. Sorry my cheek put you on mute this time. Oh, okay. That's all right. That's all right. Classic Virgo move. I was just saying, Clint, that you're such an Aquarian. Don't even.

I'm a Leo. Yes, Lauren. I could tell you'm a Leo. Yes, Lauren. I could tell you were a Leo. Lauren, what's your birthday? July the 28th, 1980. All right, Lauren, you were 16 in 1996 on the 28th of July. And here's your birthday banger. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends.

Make it last forever. Huge, iconic, important, massive birthday banger. Here's a fun fact. The Spice Girls all had a different star sign. It's definitely a fact. Lauren, do you like your birthday banger? It's a banger, that's for sure. It's a banger for sure.

I'm not sure it's a plan. Banger. You don't think it should win? Oh, wow. Yeah, you know. Oh, big sure. I'm not sure it should win. Banger. You don't think it should win? Oh, wow. Yeah, you know. Oh, big call. Katy Perry over the Spice Girls. We'll go to Matt and see if he can trump all of the Matts here.

Hi, Matt. G'day, Matt. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. What's up? I can tell you're a Scorpio. Yeah. No.

I knew it. I knew it. It's written on the bloody screen, all right? I'm not putting up with this anymore. I'm not putting up with this anymore. I don't know what you're talking about. Matt, what's your birthday? 7th of November, 1998.

I knew he was a Scorpio. You were 16 in 2014 on the 7th of November. And Matt, here's your birthday banger. Tell me where the freak's at. Ah, huge, iconic, important. Dangerous. Banger. Dangerous.

I remember seeing Timmy Trumpet out at this really horrific bar that I used to go to. Was he wearing that hat? He was, I can't remember. All I remember is him grabbing his trumpet halfway through the performance. And there was so much sweat. There was just like sweat spitting out of the trumpet. Sweat and spit. Do you reckon he goes anywhere without that trumpet? He can't, eh?

He can't. Matt, you obviously love it. Awesome, awesome, obviously. It's a good one, Matty. Very good. Okay, wait there. We need to read the room for a Thursday afternoon, the day after the blood supermoon when so many breakups have happened last night. What is the right song for us to play this afternoon? What's your gut saying?

I mean, it's hard to go against the Spice Girls, but I kind of feel like Freaks could be the song for the moment. But if we play that, people are going to be like, no, God damn it, you can't play that. I'm going to go with the Spice Girls. I got to go with my girls, the Spice Girls I Gotta go with my girls The Spice Girls Yeah

And I'm too on the fence To go against you So you know what Lauren you've won Birthday bag And congratulations Yes Lauren And I've always wanted

To win And I never really Need to win Amazing Lauren Thank you so much. And I never really need really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna Really, really, really wanna take a take on If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends Making love's forever

Friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover You have got to give Taking it's too easy But that's the way it is. What you think about that? Now you know how I feel. Say you could handle my love.

Are you for real? I won't be hasty. I'll give you a try. If you really bug me, then I'll say goodbye. Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. Don't tell me what you want, what you really, really want. Bye. If you wanna be my lover, you have cast a fear You've got her kicking, it's too easy, but that's the way it is So here's a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully We got M in the place who likes it in your face

You got G like MC who likes it on a easy fee You've chosen gum for free, she's a real lady But as for me, you'll see Slap your body down and wine, it's all around Slap your body down and wine, it's all around If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends Bye. easy, but that's the way it is. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta make me your last forever. Somebody down, the wine is all around.

Somebody down, the wine is all around. Somebody down, the wine is all around. Somebody down, I'm sick of sick. Is it in? very inclined. If you want to be my lover That's the spicy Spice Girls and wannabe. Thank God we didn't choose Timmy Trumpet. If you want to be my lover, you've got to be a Capricorn. You can't be a Gemini.

You can be an Aquarian. You can be a Pisces. You're a pain in the Sagittarius. You know that? It's my favourite annoying you. I just, I don't mind it. Like I said, I don't mind it. Hey.

I just don't bring it to the table like it's serious. Keep it as your hobby on the side, okay? Don't bring it in here like it's science. Oh, you know how that segment Radio Psychic Has taken off People are loving it Should we do once a week where we do star signs

Should we I'm going to read people star signs I'm going to read people star signs Over the phone You do that I'll take the day off The story I've got for you Is a way that you can save some money on your dinner. You're going to get a discount on this if you do this certain thing. Well, actually, it's if you don't do a certain thing at dinner.

Just hang around the office and wait for functions to finish and then you can get free food. How good is free function food, eh? I'm eating it right now. Are you eating a raw bean? I love raw beans. Yeah, right. Some of that raw beans? I love raw beans. Yeah, right. Some of that raw beans now on your laptop screen.

Yeah, that's all good. So, okay, we've been to this restaurant. It's a bloody nice restaurant. Madam Woo, you know that one? It's a delightful place. Yeah, so they have restaurants in Auckland, Hamilton and Queenstown and they're offering people a 15% discount on their bill. For what? If they don't do this 15% discount on their bill. For what?

If they don't do this one certain thing at the table. And the thing is, you eat there, but you're not allowed to... Fart. No, not fart, no. They legally can't prevent you from doing that. You get 15% off if you don't use your phone at the dinner table. Really? Yeah.

So you and me go out to dinner. 15%. It's decent, hey? That's a good amount. If we go out and we spend $100, they'll give us $15 off the bill. When I go out with friends for dinner, we do phone tower. Yes, that's a good way of doing it. Where you just all put your phones on top of each other.

But inevitably, someone goes, seriously, I just need to text so and so and let them know something-something and a phone comes out. You know what we do in our friend group though? Yeah. If you're the first person to crack and grab your phone, you buy everyone a round of drinks.

So that's a good way of doing it. I like that. The restaurant that's doing this, what they do is when you sit down, you say, we want to do the phone thing. They bring out a wooden box. They put all your phones in the box. They leave it on the table so there's no risk of you losing your phone, but they tape it up. And then

when they come back, they know if the tape has been broken or not. So dramatic. I know. Well, they've got to get there. They've got to... You put them in a little mini jail. Yeah, that would work too. Where you can see it. Where you can see it and you know when you're getting text messages to make it even worse. I've got some ways that you can get around it if you want to do this and you want to check the system.

So here's some ways that you could put your phone in the box. Or get out your old phone. Yeah, that's a great one. Get out your old phone. But they might be suspicious when you hand them over a Nokia 3315. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or an iPhone 4. Here's my phone.

It's an Alcatel OneTouch Easy. Love this phone. No, I use this. Can't believe you're Here's my phone. It's an Alcatel OneTouch Easy. Love this phone. No, I use this. Can't believe you're going to put it in the box. All the time. You could stash a burner phone in the toilet before your meal. Great idea. Google glasses.

Did those ever come about? I don't know if those took off. No? Okay. Smart watch. You can make phone calls, can't you? You can text messages on your smart watch, yeah. Can you make a phone call from your watch? Yeah, you can. You can, hey? Okay. Smart watch. You can make phone calls, can't you? You can get text messages on your smart watch, yeah. Can you make a phone call from your watch?

Yeah, you can. You can, hey? Yeah. You can send text messages. All the lame stuff. You can do it all. All the lame stuff. Put that on the ad.

You could ask to check your Instagram via the restaurant's landline. You know? How do you check Instagram from a landline? I don't know. I'm an ideas man. I don't have the detail. Or you could check your Facebook if you really need to

on the cash register. Or you could just go 45 minutes without checking your phone for once in your life. Oh, now you're talking crazy. Right? Don't be talking crazy to me, Matt.

It's too much. That's a human rights issue. 45 minutes. I'm on a night with Bree and Clint. Clint, it's nearly 6 o'clock on a Thursday night. Yeah. And I think it's about time we talked about shots.

What kind of shots? I could take shots. Wait. Everybody. How good was that song? I mean, you know, a bit irresponsible. What time do you, this is just a sub-question, what time do you think is too late to have shots?

You know when you're at a bar and it's like 2am and your mate's like, I've got all those shots. And I'm like, no one needs shots right now. I reckon 2.30. 2.30? Yeah. I was going to say no shots after midnight. You're such a dad.

We're on different calendars. You're such a dad. We're on different calendars. I've got some good news for the shot takers of the world because there's this trend that's going around on TikTok. Of course, it's on TikTok. And it's a hack that helps you knock back shots without feeling queasy afterwards.

You know, because some shots are very hard to take. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, apparently – I love that we're giving out advice on how to better drink straight spirits. Well, we're not saying you need to do heaps, but, you know, we're just saying. Gotcha. Anyway, apparently the trick is you breathe out directly before you take the shot. Yeah.

And then you take the shot. Yeah. And then you breathe out after you take the shot. Got it, got it, got it. the shot yeah and then you take the shot yeah and then you breathe out after you take the shot got it got it got it but i mean you know how are we gonna really know unless we uh produce anastasia bring in the shot depending what it is i'm not actually angry everybody all right all right we got some shots a clear liquid. This could be vodka. This could be gin.

This could be white tequila. Vodka. Vodka, okay. I guess we're getting an Uber home. Oh, there's quite a few in here. So talk me through this technique again. Okay, so we have to breathe out. Yeah.

And then take the shot. Yeah. And then breathe out straight after you swallow it. Yeah, and we'll tell you if it's easier. Okay, ready? Yeah. Cheers. Cheers. Yeah And then breathe out straight after And then straight afterwards Yeah And we'll tell you if it's easier Okay ready Yeah Cheers Cheers

Yuck Oh my god it works Oh the breath did nothing Yuck Mine worked I feel great Yours is friggin water isn't it Yours is water

Yeah no jokes it's water It's quite refreshing actually Thanks mate You're gonna pay for my Uber home I feel great. Yours is frigging water, isn't it? Yours is water. Yeah, no jokes. It's water. It's quite refreshing, actually. Thanks, mate. You're going to pay for my Uber home. It's time to get horny. What do you mean it's time? Or is it?

Or is it time? There's a study that has been done about the exact time us humans are the horniest. Right. Quite interesting. Do you think males and females sync up? Absolutely not. You're exactly right. They do not. You're exactly right. They do not, which could be a great reason as to why sometimes things don't match up in that area.

I also think that that's why quite often, and I'm generalising, but quite often, gay relationships are so horny. Because you're synced up. Your time is synced up. We've sorted the world out. And I would like to do a bit of a test on you this afternoon where I want to see if you can guess the times for men

and the times for women. Okay, right. So what do you think? So there was a poll done, 2,300 adults, and they obviously all answered a bunch of questions and they had a result for the horniest time for males and the horniest time for females. What do you think it is you should know because you're a male

for the male gender? For men? Yes. I believe the horniest time is 24-7. Nope. No? Okay. For men, how specific?

Is it like an hour range? So it's a three-hour period. A three-hour period. Nine till 12 p.m. What? When you're at work? P.m. Oh.

P.m. I thought you meant like nine in the morning till lunchtime. Sorry, sorry, yeah. Nine p.m. till 12 a.m. Gotcha. Yeah, that's why I was confused. I was like, what are you doing? I don't work mornings, mate.

And now we know why. There's a reason for that, yeah. Now we know why. No, that's why I was confused. I was like, what are you doing? I don't work mornings, mate. And now we know why. There's a reason for that. Now we know why. No, you're wrong. You're completely wrong, actually. Male participants stated that they prefer a bit of nookie first thing in the morning, six till nine. Six till 9am?

That's correct. Wow. Six till 9am. Oh, morning glory. Morning glory. Six till 9am. What correct Wow 6 till 9am Oh Morning Glory Morning Glory 6 till 9am What's the story Morning Glory The ladies

I would have thought ladies was the morning one That's what I thought And this is why there's such a big disconnect Ladies Ladies Ladies This is also a three hour period Three hour period

1 till 4am Ladies. This is also a three-hour period. Three-hour period. One till 4 a.m. One till 4 a.m. Yeah. No? I want you to answer honestly. Okay. 10 p.m. till 1 a.m.

Okay. You're close. It's 11 p.m. till 2 a.m. It's way too late for me. Sorry. Night owls.m. It's way too late for me. We're night owls. No, I need my sleep. You will get what you're given, I think, is what the pitch would be. Yeah, honestly, poke me with a hot stack.

I'll wake up at any time. Let's get super specific. For men, the exact time at the highest point is 7.54 a.m. Oh, right. Okay. That's the super specific. Right when you need to get up and get ready for work. Exactly.

Right in the middle of your morning teeth brush. Inconvenient time. Nobody, literally nobody has got time right then, unless it's the weekend. Well, that's true. Yeah. And for the women, it's 11.21. Right.

A lot more reasonable. So this is what you need to do, men. Go on a holiday to a time zone where the time syncs up with a woman's one. Come back. Never adjust to it. Live on woman time. And then you'll – Here we go, people.

Why men and women have such a big disconnect. Thank you, Clint. Honey, honey, honey, honey. So honey, I'm honey, honey, honey. I'm going to Planet Six so I can adjust my body clock.