ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th May 2022

Episode Date: May 27, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast Sup Sup Cheers Are you from the streets as well? I was so close to interrupting you and being like, as your producer, I'm advising you to stop that there Just step up to the streets maybe's a question here's a question no

no i'm cutting that conversation off here's here's a con here's a question if there was a zombie apocalypse out of us four who would survive the longest uh okay who's the fastest runner oh definitely not me it's not me Are you not I'm not a fast runner I kind of give Clint's long legs Lankiness Yeah that'd be a good shout It's not all about running

What about my softness Nah I think it's running If you've ever watched Nah if you've ever watched A zombie film What about my aversion To fruit that's not fresh Yeah

I'm gonna go Sous Chef Sam He's got this southern Vibe about him Where I reckon he I reckon he likes What do you mean Do you wanna clarify What you mean by that there Clint You seem outdoorsy to me Uh huh sous chef Sam he's got this southern vibe about him where I reckon he I reckon he likes what do you mean

do you want to clarify what you mean by that you seem outdoorsy to me uh huh you get outdoorsy I don't get outdoorsy from you at all you get outdoorsy

like I got from Ben I get sitting at home reading a like a smart person's book I can do both I can do both or you can do both

or do you game no actually oh I reckon there's a high chance that us could be like us three You can do both. Or. That's not where I was going. Do you game? No. Actually. Oh. I reckon. Judged.

There's a high chance that us could be. Like us three. We could be. You know. On the pizzos. Who's willing to kill. When it happens. That's what it's going to come down to.

Who's willing to kill. A zombie. Yeah when it comes down to it. A zombie and food. If you come across an animal in the wild. Are you willing to kill it with a stick. Or a rock. Or your bare hands. When it comes down to it.

I'd just sacrifice myself. and just be done with it. It's not worth the stress. It's not you then. I have a full zombie apocalypse plan. Really? I have for years. Oh, she's a prepper. Well, yeah, kind of.

I know exactly what I would do. Should I be talking about this? Drink the water from the toilet? Should I be talking about this? No, I've got a real plan. Oh, what is it? My plan, so if it was going down, I would lay low for about three months. Right?

I'd board up my house. I'd lay low. Hopefully a lot of people, you know, would die off. Zombies would get killed. Hopefully a lot of people would die off. I'd do that to myself. I'm talking about zombies, people who have become zombies. And then I would go to the docks here in Auckland and I would find a nice boat.

Like a boat you could live on. And be taken over by zombies. Yeah. No, I wouldn't. Not all the boats. And actually everyone would have already taken this boat. They don't go in water. No, they hate sailing.

They don't go in water. Anyway, then I'd get on the boat and I would go across to Waiheke Island and I would take as many guns. Or a winery tour. And I'd take as many guns with me as I could find and I'd kill all the zombies on the island so then I could live freely on the island and there was no other zombie.

Pest free sanctuary. In Zombieland they helicopter and plane. No they don't. You've never watched a zombie movie. No I've watched Zombieland. Zombies can't fly in helicopters. If you've got the plan I think it's you. Yeah but whether I can execute it or not is another story.

That's a whole other question. It's another story. Let's do an international birthday banger, everybody. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah!

You tell us your birthday on our podcast page. That's the Brian Clint podcast family. And then slowly but surely we get through them. Shout out to the people who heard the surprise F word in the podcast earlier this week. That was a special treat left in by Sous Chef Sam.

I mean, look, you gotta leave in what the show is really like. Do you? No, we aren't like that. We've gone four years without the real us

being revealed, Sam. We don't need you ruining it. Well, you know, you gotta just try to build some relatability with your audience. There's still a birthday banger for Jennifer Sweetman from Sydney. G'day, Jennifer.

Thanks for listening. You were born on the 12th of March, 1957. Oh, that's really close to my mum's birthday. Good year. So you were 16 in 1973, and here's your birthday banger. You're so vain 16 in 1973, and here's your birthday banger. Nancy Sinatra. Oh, no, Carly Simon.

Fun fact, Mick Jagger does BVs on this song. Really? From the Rolling Stones. I love this song. I hate this. I love this song, but I hate where she's like, I bet you on this song Really? From the Rolling Stones I love this song I hate this I love this song But I hate where he's like She's like I bet you think this song's about you

It is about him Is it? It is But is it? Next one's for Luke Silent T Benno Luke Benno from Bath in the UK Benno

Another person from Bath We've had another listener from Bath on here. Welcome, Luke. You were born on the 2nd of October, 1985. So you were 16 in 2001. And Luke, here is your birthday banger. Because I got high. Because I got high.

Because I got high. Go to the next one. Go to the next one. Go to the next one. I was going to go to court. Banger. Oh, I got high. Fun fact, they were all super high when they recorded this. No way Banger Oh I got high Fun fact

They were all super high When they recorded this No way But then I got high No you weren't Ha man I love that song One more birthday banger

For Diana Lombardio From Sydney as well Lombardino Lombardino Diana I bet you are Italiano And you're living in Sydney Welcome mate, you were born on the 13th of May

Same as my brother In the year 2000 Which means you were 16 last year Oh, welcome That might be one of our youngest ones we've done on here Yeah Deanna, here is your birthday banger You cut out a piece of me

And now I bleed internally Left here without you Kid Leroy Deanna, here is your birthday banger. Kid Leroy. And Without You, yeah. Big song last year. Can't win though. Way too new. No, no. Oh, for me, it's You're So Vain, Carly Simon.

Never heard that on Birthday Banger before. Me neither. What a tune. Oh! Starts so good. This is so good. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Iconic scene. Is it on now?

Yeah. They sing it to each other. I love how the song starts. Have you seen... Tell me you've seen that movie. No. But I haven't seen any movies. I've seen Top Gun,

but I love it. Oh, you gotta watch that movie. Okay, we'll shut up. To the party Like you were walking We won't ruin it. Have a great weekend, everybody. See you guys next week.

Good, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint back together Back together again for a Friday, couldn't miss a Friday, am I right Clint? I'll say How good's a Friday? I would have won Friday Okie by default if you didn't show up today Is that how it works?

Yeah I would have just played your one and then I would have won by default No, you would have to play just yours We record them earlier in the week and then they just sit there and marinate until we get time to... Do you listen to yours before it goes to air? Never, ever, ever. You never, ever listen to it? Never, ever, ever. Scout's honour, I never listen to mine before it goes to air.

I swear you have at least one time before. Back in the day, when we were a little bit faster at getting them done, like the odd time, I might sit in there and help the producer with some, like like edit notes. But these days... You're helping the audio producer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But these days,

it takes me the full 15 minutes just to get the performance out. I've never heard mine before it goes to air live and I feel like that is a mistake. Today, we'll be doing the lewd classic, Down Under.

You all know that song. It was the hit of the summer. What a remix. And we're going to ruin it again. I picked it because Australia's got a new prime minister. So I thought topical, topical reference. So we're going to do this song. I said to Georgia, we're doing lewd for Friday Oki today.

And she goes, oh, which song? You mean which one? This one. This is the only one. Lewd's got such a stacked back catalogue. Anyway, five o'clock today. Get your glow sticks ready. Or your boomerangs, rather.

We're doing lewd down under. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't wait. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Here's a fact about the Veronicas. They went to the school down the road from my school.

Did they? They did. There you go. That's a real fact. So the school down the road from my school, periodically we'd meet at the reserve between our two schools for a school versus school fight. Yeah, I had a...

Did you fight the Veronicas? I had a full-on brawl with the Veronicas. Because if you fought the Veronicas, you get asked that question, would you rather fight one regular-sized person or two Veronicas-sized people? Well, what they did was is they worked together and one jumped on the other one's shoulders and it made like kind of a normal-sized person.

Double prong attack. But the thing was is because they had like one person they had arms halfway down so they had like twice the fists. That'd be impossible to fight.

I bet by the end of it they were virtually untouched. They were. It was crazy. Good Veronica's pun. Time for Tradie vs Lady. The scores for the year 46 games versus 33.

The Tradies are in front. Yes they are. And let's meet the Tradies vs Lady. The scores for the year 46 games versus 33. The Tradies are in front. Yes, they are. And let's meet the Tradies right now. Lucas, he's 20. He's from Dunedin and he's built a self-contained van before.

Whoa. Welcome to the show, Lucas. G'day, Lucas. Yeah, g'day. What do you mean you built a van? Do you mean you like decked it out inside?

No, a van he can like travel around in. Yeah, right. Yeah. Impressive. Has it goted it out inside? No, a van he can like travel around in. Yeah, right. Impressive. Has it got a toilet in it? Yeah, sure does. Wow. Gross. Okay, let's meet our lady today. She's from Lollahut. She's 26 and she

loves arts and crafts. Welcome to the show, Michaela. Michaela, I feel like you and Lucas would be a good match. Yeah. Yeah, around the same age, hopefully. He could build the van. You could cover the couches and stuff like that.

Interior design. Yeah. Anyway, something to think about. Love connection. He can travel to you in his van. Lucas, your buzzer is tradie. Michaela, yours is lady, first to three, gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. In the hit film Pretty Woman, Richie Gere's character in the opening scene picks up Julia Roberts in what type of supercar? Is it a Ferrari, a Lotus, or a Lamborghini? Tradie. Lady.

Lucas. Lucas is in. I'm going to guess Lamborghini. Incorrect. Michaela, do'm going to guess Lamborghini. Incorrect. Michaela, do you want to guess? A Ferrari? Guys, it was a Lotus Esprit, to be exact. All right, no points there for anyone.

Question number two. The last episode of The Ellen Show went to air in the US today. Who is Ellen DeGeneres married to? I'll give you a hint. It's an Aussie. I'll give you a hint. She was on Ally McBeal. I'll give you a hint.

Ally McBeal was a TV show. Michaela. Is it Portia? Sounds a lot like you're reading that off Google, so I'm going to buzz that one out and nobody gets the point. Michaela, that was classic. Portia de Rossi. Portia de Rossi.

Is the answer. Michaela Portia, I believe is her name. Question number three. Okay, no points to anyone. Tom Cruise has the number one film in the world right now with a sequel to which 80s classic? Trade It. Yes, Lucas. It's Top Gun.

Yes. It is Top Gun. Well done. We've got a point on the board. One to the trade is quick. Question number four. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has just given the commencement speech at Harvard University.

Which social media platform was started by a student at Harvard? Yes, Lucas. Facebook. It was Facebook. Somebody's seen the Social Network movie. Zuckerberg. Yeah. That's right.

Two to the trainees. You can win it here, Lucas. Question number five. Can you tell me who sings or DJs to this song? Lucas, for the win. The Rude. The Rude Sandstorm, baby! Another proud

tradie victory. Congratulations, Lucas. $50 coming your way, thanks to KFC. Oi, oi, save a lo to KFC. Oi, oi, Savaloi. Cheers. Oi, oi, Savaloi. Have a great weekend. See you, Lucas. This next story

might be a bit triggering for some people. But a dad has been forced to pay for quite a large toy in a toy store that his son accidentally broke. Disaster. What a disaster. Although I'll say

without hearing the detail, you shouldn't have a breakable toy in a toy store. It's true. Surely anything in a toy store should be kid proof. Yeah, this was a apparently to the little boy scary, six feet tall golden Teletubby sculpture.

Terrifying. Especially because a kid these days. I mean, six foot tall, that's huge. Yeah, but a kid these days would have no idea what a Teletubby was. Yeah, be like, what is that? What is that? Why does it have a TV inside it? If it was Paw Patrol.

Paw Patrol? Paw Patrol. Paw Patrol. You can tell he doesn't have kids, though. Paw Patrol? Paw Patrol. Paw Patrol. You can tell he doesn't have kids, eh? I don't have kids. Paw Patrol. Paw Patrol. Paw Patrol.

I knew what it was called. That's what I want to do, Paw Patrol. I knew what it was called. Anyway, the kid has seen this thing after the dad went outside to take a short phone call. Shouldn't have left the kid unattended. No. Never leave a kid unattended in a toy shop. No.

I mean, disaster. And he said he took his eyes off him for one second and next minute the kid got scared and kind of pushed the Teletubby sculpture and it went over and smashed everywhere. Oh, it was a sculpture? Mm. Ugh.

But it was a sculpture that had a price tag on it, Clint. How much for a six foot tall Teletubby sculpture? You could get this Teletubby sculpture for the low, low price of $6,615. Tell them they're dreaming. That's a made-up number. Put the Teletubby on Trade Me. Tell me it gets $6,000. It won't.

Nobody cares anymore. Well, I think it was $6,000. It won't. Nobody cares anymore. Well, I think it was one of a kind. It was a rare thing. They didn't make heaps of them. Oh, he's really shattered it. I'm seeing it now. It looks like a giant garden gnome though. It looks so breakable. That poor kid.

He would be devastated. Also be traumatised. I mean, look how young the kid is though. I mean, look how young the kid is though. Yeah. I mean, the dad should probably... That's when you run. That's when you grab your kid and you boost. Because, yeah, $6,000. Who's got $6,000 to spend on a broken Teletubby?

The dad was forced to pay for it. Yeah, that's rude. And then now he's taking them to court saying that he doesn't believe his kid did it on purpose. No, of course not. And it was an accident and he shouldn't have to pay. Brian Clint. What did the kid break after a kid over in Hong Kong accidentally or maybe purposefully got it, pushed over a very expensive sculpture of a Teletubby? Yeah.

A $6,000 one to be exact. Someone's messaged in, it's not a kid, and they say they know of a woman who was charged for carpet cleaning after her waters broke in a store. That's so unfair. That's unfair. That's rough. I wouldn't be paying for that.

Let's go to Tammy. Hi, Tammy. Hi, Tammy. Hello. What did the kid break, Tammy? So when my nine-year-old was about one and a half, he dropped my

iPod Touch in the toilet. Oh, no. Oh, no, not funny. And then my oldest boy used to sleepwalk and one night he got up to go wheeze in his sleep and went wheeze on my bedside table and on my tablet. No!

Tammy, is that the creepiest thing ever in the world, seeing a kid sleepwalk? Yeah. I feel like it would be. It's sleepwalk wheeze that's the creepiest. My brother used to do it. Because you're not meant to wake somebody when they're sleepwalking. You're meant to gently guide them back to bed if you can.

But when they're going to take a piss in your laundry hamper or something, what are you supposed to do? No, you wake them up. You wake them up then, is that right, Leah? Yeah, well. You wake them up, yeah. The tablet was doomed, wasn't it? Thank you, Tammy.

And we all over it. Let's go to Carly. Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Who was the kid that ruined something? It was both me and my sister.

Oh, no. What did you do? Mum and Dad bought all this duty-free alcohol, and when we got to the other side, we were fighting over the plastic bags and dropped it all on the floor. Wait. So your mum and dad had lugged that alcohol however far on the flight, on the other side, and then you guys dropped it.

Yeah. Oh, I would have hated you both. Do you remember were you on the holiday side or the home side of the trip? Because that's enough to ruin the holiday. You know, if they've bought a couple of bottles for the trip and then you've smashed them, where were you? We're home side. We're at home side. We just lost everybody.

What just happened then? I don't know what happened then. Cole's got wipes. There's a few texts that we can read out. That was really strange. I don't know if that's ever happened before. Someone said their kid found a nail in the garage and decided to use that nail to scratch their car.

Oh, no way. Someone else said, my sister broke the TV by throwing my other sister into it. She got stuck in the TV. In the TV? Apparently so. Someone said, my four-year-old son pulled over the giant Christmas tree in Farmers. Yeah, see that would make such an amazing noise. Wouldn't it? Can you imagine? Because they're big

trees. When I was, I remember when I was a kid and I was practicing to be a pitcher in softball and I decided, I said to my dad Dad, can you set me up an area where I can pitch a ball into? Sure. And I asked him for weeks and he never did so I decided that I'd go out the back and we had this new garden shed.

Yeah. That was made of tin. Yeah. And I just hammered this ball into this tin shed. And I'm not joking. There was about like a hundred or a thousand dents all over this shed. And I was like, well, you didn't set me up for something. Was he angry or low-key proud?

No, he was fuming. Yeah, right. Fuming. Fuming. Bree and Clint. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The last ever episode of The Ellen Show has gone to air in the States today, and Dean's got the goss. What's in the episode, Dean?

Oh, guys, this is so funny. I think we actually – I gave you guys a sneak peek. Maybe a few weeks ago, wasn't I? Like the inside gossip, who'd be on there? Yes. Billie Eilish was on there. Pink was on there. Jennifer Anderson was on there.

Jennifer Anderson was Pink's first ever guest 19 years ago, which would have been a really big get at the time. Like that was like Friends era. Anyway, so cool. She's been on the show 20 times, actually. Ellen actually went a little bit down memory lane and shared about some of the words she wasn't allowed to use on air when she first started.

Have a listen to this. When we started the show, I couldn't say gay on the show. I was not allowed to say gay. I said it at home a lot. What are we having for our gay breakfast? Or pass the gay soul? Things like that. Sure couldn't say wife, and that's because it wasn't legal for gay people to get married.

And now I say wife all the time. Isn't that amazing how much the world has changed just in the time that The Ellen Show has been on air? It's crazy to think that just 20 years ago, things were so different for so many people. And I know there's been a lot of controversy around Ellen in the last couple of years, but for me, you can't deny that she hasn't done so much for the queer community. 100%. And she's been someone, she's represented on TV

that has given people so much hope and so much guidance throughout their upbringing. Like watching her on TV has really kind of, I don't know, made people feel like they were a part of something and they were normal. Totally. Like, you know, and her show was so successful. So, so many people saw it. It brought her into so many people's homes.

And I guess it also, for parents of kids who might have felt like, you know, they were feeling a certain way, seeing their parents love her and love her show would have done so much for them as well. Yeah, for sure. Is that the feeling over there today, Dean, as well? Oh, absolutely. She's been a trailblazer. I couldn't have said it better myself, Brie.

Actually, she finished off with a very emotional piece to camera, just her on the stage. Have a listenblazer. I couldn't have said it better myself, Brie. Actually, she finished off with a very emotional piece to camera, just her on the stage. Have a listen to this. It was what we expected, and it was, it brought to the heartstrings. Check it out. What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together, and if this show has made you smile, then I have done my job. This show has forever changed my

life. It is the greatest experience I have ever had, beyond my wildest imagination. Very silly day. It's super emotional. And then she goes, Twitch, one more time, please dance with me. And then they go on a dance, a crying dance. It's very sweet and it's very beautiful.

I've got goosebumps. It's end of an era, isn't it? Totally. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brie and Clint. I had an experience yesterday, Brie, that can only be described as... Buzzy G.

I got no other words for it. And I'm wondering if you can explain this to me. Like, what's going on? Are we living in a simulation? Is that what this is? Was it 4.20? It wasn't 4.20. It was more like 7 o'clock at night.

Oh, late for you. Yeah, I know, right? So just after 7 on Wednesday night, so the night before last, I went to the gym by my house and there was a guy there who looked weirdly familiar. And it doesn't matter if you know who this is or not, but there's a rugby player.

He's a Wallabies player and he plays for the ACT Brumbies as well his name's nick white he's a halfback with a big mustache and there's this guy there working out and i was like man that guy looks because he's a dead ringer for nick white from the wallabies it's a doppelganger doppelganger it's his doppelganger um man i know it's not him because the mustache is not bushy enough i mean he could have trimmed his mustache but i was pretty i was confident it wasn't him but the moustache is not bushy enough. I mean he could have trimmed his moustache but I was pretty, I was confident it wasn't him but the guy kept catching my eye. I'm like man you look so much like the Wallabies player

Nick White. Wait, was he making eyes at you? No he wasn't making eyes at me. You said he kept catching your eye you were like ooh. Well my eye was drawn to him because you know when you see someone who looks so much like a famous person you're like wow, that's impressive It's gotta be them. Nah it can't be it wouldn't be, it wouldn't't be that's the guy up there

you might know who he is yeah I know that guy he plays halfback for the Wallabies anyway write it off that's on Wednesday night at the gym

right last night I went to the gym again but I went to a different gym I went to the gym across the road from our work this time

and just as I was finishing my workout I was leaving the gym and who walks into reception as I was finishing my workout, I was leaving the gym and who walks into reception as I'm walking out of reception, but Nick White, the actual Wallabies player. The actual,

the real one this time. And I know it was him because the Brumbies are here in town to play in Auckland tonight and he was wearing his Brumbies shirt and he had the right moustache. Well mate, it probably was him the other night. No, it wasn't him the night before. How do you know? Because the moustache wasn't bushy enough.

Are you sure? I'm 100% positive it wasn't him the night before. Because if the Brumbies are in town, then it could have been him. Why would he be at a gym in West Auckland? Why wouldn't he be? Why would he be at a gym in the city? It wasn't him. It was a dead ringer.

How do you know? I'm telling you, you're missing the point. I'm telling you it wasn't him. But I saw a guy who looked exactly't him. It was a dead ringer. How do you know? I'm telling you, you're missing the point. I'm telling you it wasn't him. But I saw a guy who looks exactly like him. This is a guy that I don't think about regularly. But then I see him, I'm like, man, that guy could be this guy. And then the next day I see the real guy for the first time in my life. Yeah, but this is what I'm saying to you.

Do you have concrete proof that the guy at the first gym on Wednesday night wasn't the real guy. Like, did I go up and ask him? Yes. No, I didn't go up and ask him. There's only one way to find out. We call your gym and we ask them. Do the Brumbies come here when they're in town? I don't know.

It wasn't him. It wasn't him. Can you say... But why does that guy come into my mind? What I'm asking you is, why does that guy come into my mind... ...the day before I actually see him in real life? It's like if you went to the gym and you saw a guy who looked exactly like Justin Bieber

and you're like, oh, buzzy, that guy looks like Justin Bieber. And then the very next day you meet Justin Bieber. Then I would question whether the day before it was the real one. It wasn't. Do you have, can you say with 100% confidence that it wasn't the real guy on the Wednesday night?

Yes, because the very next night the moustache was four times as big. How close did you get to this guy? Sous Chef Sam, our fill-in producer at lunch today, was telling us an interesting story about Moby. Which puts him one step ahead of producer Ben, who actually didn't know who Moby was. I had no idea. No. Never heard of him before.

Yeah. Which I mean. He also thought Nelly and Nelly Furtado were the same artist. Yeah. But, you know, people have their strengths and their weaknesses. What was the Moby yarn you had for us today? So basically, one of Moby's sort of childhood friends have found this box set of CDs which he loaned to

Moby in the beginning of his career and Moby really heavily samples from these CDs to make his album Play which is the one that got him real famous but the thing that really pissed off Moby's friend was that he never got the CDs back from Moby

and so no joke there's a journalist that follows Moby's friend 20 plus years later and he goes and meets up with Moby and says, hey, can I get my CDs back? He almost deserves a royalty for that, the friend who loaned him the CDs, doesn't it? Yeah, look, I mean, it's the age old thing where you loan something to a friend and it doesn't turn into a loan. It turns into forever because people don't give stuff back. I'm dealing with that exact situation at the moment with someone you'll know. Are you familiar with Ross Boss, head of the ZM Network?

Yeah, I've heard of him. He's had my water blaster for, I kid you not, like two months. He said he had to do a quick freshen up of the house. And he hasn't bought it back. He hasn't bought it back. I've asked for it. I still haven't seen it. Let's give him a buzz and see.

Ross. Hello, Ross. What's happening? Hey. You thief! Huh? How dare you, you thief! Look, is there an item...

No gag, mate. Is there an item of mine at your house that you think is overdue being returned to me? I mean, half that sentence is correct. I don't think it's overdue. Mate, how long have you had it? How long does it take to waterblast a courtyard? Look,

what is time, man? That's the social construct. What is time? What is time? Also, COVID, man, it's like, hasn't the whole two years just blended into one? We're in orange now. Where's my water blaster? About that.

Yeah. It was definitely your dog that chewed the power cord on that thing, eh? He's broken it. That makes sense now as to why he hasn't returned it. Are you just hoping that I forget about my $600 water blaster? Did your dog chew through my water blaster? I reckon it was definitely your dog. You've got a dog over your dog. I don't have a dog.

I don't have a dog and my baby doesn't have any teeth. What are you talking about? I feel like we've had a bit of an impasse here. Right, well. No, it's fine. It is fine. I've got the details for the ZM Company credit card. Are you happy for me to head to Mitre 10 this weekend

and grab a new water blaster? I mean, I'd appreciate your time. But if you could, some sort of electrician just to fix the cord, that would be great. I was going to say, how is the company now paying for the new water blaster? It's content now. It's fine. It's all up for grabs.

Always good talking to you, Ross. Thanks so much. Bye, Ross. Bye. I'll just go do some water blasting now. What an fine. That's all off the grab. Always good talking to you, Ross. Thanks so much. Bye, Ross. Bye. I'll just go do some water blasting now. What an a-hole. Seriously. He's got to go. Heaps of water blasting to do. We're asking, what did someone borrow off you?

And never give back. You know, was it your heart? I got called out in a friendship of mine. Megan, who does the socials here at ZM, she said to me one time, because she sleeps over at our house sometimes, like after we go out and stuff, and she always says, you know, oh, can I have some pyjamas to put on? Like if it wasn't planned. Yeah. And I always go to my cupboard of clothes that I don't wear anymore and I

give her those clothes. Yeah, of course. And she said to me one night, she was like, why do you give me your crappy clothes and I never get to wear your nice clothes? And I said, because people don't give stuff back. You think she's going to take your pyjamas home? But you know what? In fairness to her, she always gives it to me back. But you know why? Because it's my crappy stuff. Would you rather go home from somebody's house in borrowed pyjamas

or last night's town clothes? Borrowed pyjamas. Every day of the week. We want to know, what did you loan somebody and you never saw it again? Hi, Annabelle. Hi, Annabelle. Hello. What was it?

So I lent a little lemon top, pricey, to my flatmate, actually, and didn't see it for months. And then I thought, oh, this is weird. I looked on her clothing sale page on Instagram, and she sold it. You're shitting me, Annabelle. I am fuming for you. It was gone. It had already been sold.

Yeah, yeah. Do you reckon she borrowed it and sold it straight away? No, she had it for a while. Yeah. But, yeah, it had... Oh, my God. Annabelle, I need to know what happened. Did you confront her?

I posted in our flat chat saying, has anyone, like, seen my top, kind of trying to play it dumb? And then she said, oh, no, you could buy mine if you'd like. That doesn't solve the problem at all. The audacity of this woman. Please tell me you don't live with this person anymore. Oh no, that ended pretty abruptly. Oh my God.

Michael's here. G'day Michael. Hello Michael. G'day, how are we? Good, thanks Michael. What was it that you lent someone you didn't get it back? I lent someone my favourite PS2 game when I was 14. Are you still reeling about it, Mike?

Well, 10 years later, he moved in with me, turns up with it, and adamant that it was his. Adamant. So, wait, he's brought it back into your home and you go, I recognise this game. Anyway, what game was it, Michael? Hitman 2. Oh, yeah.

I mean, it's a classic. An absolute pearler. It's an absolute classic. I've never heard of it, but that's okay. That's not the point, Michael. How old are you now? 24. So for the last 10 years.

I'm still waiting. 10 years you've been holding on to this grudge. 10 years. 10 years. Have you been on Trade Me to see how you've been holding on to this grudge. 10 years. 10 years. Have you been on Trade Me to see how much a copy of Hitman costs you these days? No.

Probably about five bucks, probably. But not the point. No, sorry, not the point. Not the point, no. It is the principle of the matter that Michael remembers lending this game to his friend 14 years ago.

Michael, you know what you need to do, man? You need to hire a real Hitman. Oh, I do. That's the plan now. Take the guy out. Get him right back. You'll never see it coming, Mike. A lot of good text coming through on this.

Someone said, I lended my best friend AirPods, and apparently his dog ate them. Oh, who shares AirPods? Yeah, well, that's a good point. A good friend. Someone else said, I lent someone my $700 longboard. They moved to Australia, and I never saw it again. Great place to take a longboard, though.

Yeah, I mean, you know, you can't blame them. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What did you lend out? My car. Okay.

You lent someone your car. You must have trusted this person a lot. Oh, it was my first car and I'd upgraded since. And then it obviously wasn't perfect condition, had like a water leak, but they knew that. And they blew the head gasket on it. Oh, wow. Oh, no.

Wait, is that their fault that they blew the head gasket? Oh, definitely. It is? Yes, 100%. Because it sounds like the car was pretty puckaroo anyway. Are you sure it wasn't? I was a little bit. You sure it wasn't due to blow?

How did they blow the head gasket? Because they should have checked the water. Even though the water was leaking? Yes. Yeah, Tracey, we're on your side of the anonymous side. This reminds me of that episode of Friends where Joey's fridge breaks and then he pushes someone into the fridge and he goes, oh, you broke my fridge.

You owe me $400. No one stood up in here. Again, no one stood up. I'm literally standing. I'm six foot two. How can you not tell that I'm standing?

I thought you were sitting. I thought you were just freakishly tall. I'm not foot two. How can you not tell that I'm standing? I thought you were sitting. I thought you were just freakishly tall. I'm not that tall. Look, there's no doubt in the last couple of years, the stress of money, inflation, I mean, petrol prices, all the rest of it, are super stressful for people. COVID has changed everything and

it's quite an interesting thing to think about what would make people, what would be the number of the salary that people had to earn that they wouldn't be stressed about money? I reckon everybody's got that number in the back of their head. They're like, if I just

earned this much, if my boss would just give me this much. You do the numbers. I'd be sweet. I wouldn't be stressed out anymore. If you've got a mortgage, you go, okay, right. If I earned this much, I don't think I'd be stressed. Yeah. Well, according to research conducted by OnePoll on behalf

of Beyond Finance for Mental Health Awareness Month, they did a study about this and they asked people, what is the number? How much money would you have to earn a year for you not to be stressed about money? Interesting, yeah. So they surveyed 2,000 adults

and here's some of the results that they got. They found that 66% of people have avoided social events because they've felt embarrassed or uncomfortable about their financial situation. I listened to a podcast recently which gave you tips on how to handle that. You know, you go out for dinner with friends. It's awkward if you can't afford it.

We'll just split the bill. And you're like, I literally can't afford to split the bill. That's why I had one drink and some chips. Yeah, that's the only way I could have come out. I can't split the bill with you guys. So what do they say to do? Just be upfront. If they're your friends, I'll understand. It's like, guys, I really can't afford it. Yeah, someone will go, way I could have come out. I can't split the bill with you guys. So what do they say to do? Just be upfront. If they're your friends, they'll understand.

It's like, guys, I really can't afford it. Yeah, someone will go, should we just split it? You go, I'd love to, but I can't. I'm on a budget. If a friend of mine did that, I'd be like, that's totally fine. If they're your friends, they'll understand. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

People also said that 33% of people avoid weddings, 32% avoid happy hours, 31% avoid networking events. Avoid a wedding. That's an interesting one. Yeah. Well, it's expensive. It's expensive to go to a wedding. So if you go for accommodation and –

Accommodation, you have to have – I mean, you could have something to wear already, but maybe you don't. But the booze is free. Well, yeah. You need to buy a gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah, have something to wear already, but maybe you don't. But the booze is free. Well, yeah. You need to buy a gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. You know, all the rest of it.

So people said they sometimes avoid them. And 56% admitted to feeling extremely or noticeably more stressed as a result of recent increases in petrol prices and inflation. Yeah, wow. So, I mean, totally understandable. So what is the number? What did they say is the minimum amount that they would have to earn that would leave them feeling less stressed?

How much do you need to go in and ask your boss for at your next review? What do you think the number was? I, oh, as hard as, it'd be so relative. It depends if you've got kids. Because, I mean, things are it's hard. It'd be so relative. It depends if you've got kids. Because, I mean, things are expensive these days. I mean, a block of cheese is $24. I reckon $24. I saw one for 24 bucks the other day.

$24. I think if you want to be earning and saving as well, like you want to be getting ahead and saving for a house. You don't want to live paycheck to paycheck. $80,000. $90,000. Have want to live paycheck to paycheck. $80,000? $90,000? Have you seen the cost of stuff? $90,000.

People said... $100,000. Out of the 2,000 people that were surveyed, the wage was $133,000 is how much they would have to earn to never feel stressed about their finances. Well, to be fair, if you're earning $133,000 is how much they would have to earn to never feel stressed about their finances. Well, to be fair, if you're earning $133,000, you wouldn't be stressed about your finances. I mean, you know, they did say, what would it take to never be stressed?

True. Shoot for the moon, eh? Absolutely. If someone comes up to you and goes, how much money do you need? You're not going to go, well, I'll be fine with 80. So if you're going in to renegotiate your contract next week, that is the number to ask for. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment.

Friday Oki! I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! Our friends across the ditch put on their Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-o-key! Our friends across the ditch put on their big boy pants last weekend

and booted out ScoMo. I forgot to vote. I heard that. I'm going to get fined. It's illegal, isn't it? No, it's not illegal. You get fined. What's the fine?

I think it's like 50 bucks. Even if you don't live in the country, you have to vote. It's such a rigmarole because you have to go into the consulate and then I should have. It's naughty for me. I did last time. Australian consulate sounds like a fun time though. Sounds like you have to do

a shooey on entry. Mate, it's so hard to get in there. They're like who are you? Show us your passport. Well, to celebrate the Aussies this week I thought we'd better do an Aussie classic. We're going to do Down Under from Ludes. Big tune. This was so big, wasn't it, over summer?

Yeah. It's 40 years old, the original, this song. Amazing. It's been brought back to life. And this week for Friday Oaky, you're about to hear Brie and I take it on. Seeing as it was my choice, I'll go first. Once you've heard both, you can vote and say who did the best Friday Okie this week.

Let's see what you sound like down under, mate. You want to check under? Nah, I'm good, eh? Want to head down there for me? Nah, I'm alright. Bree and Clint, this is My Lude. We'll play Bree's next for Friday Oki on ZM. Travelling in a fried-out Kombi

Good. On a hippie trailhead full of zombies I met a strange lady She made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. And she said, do you come from a land down under? Where women go and men plunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear that thunder?

You better run. You better take cover. Pretty good, I know. It was good. It was very one note, wasn't it? Yeah, strong note though. You were going for that. You were going for that.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I don't know where my accent went, but... Were you putting on an accent? At the start I thought I was, but I don't really know where it went. An Aussie accent? Maybe. Does the guy in the song have an Aussie accent? Yeah.

Does he? Yeah. I tried to put on my best Aussie accent for mine too. I gave it a red hot crack. Where do you find an Aussie accent? It doesn I might have missed it. I tried to put on my best Aussie accent for mine too. I gave it a red hot crack. Where'd you find an Aussie accent? Doesn't come naturally to me. I've got a feeling you might have an advantage in this week's Friday Oaky. Look, I think I definitely went full blown Aussie.

But you be the judge. Here comes Breeze Down Under for Friday Oaky. After you've heard this, we'll get you to vote on your favourite. Who's the winner? Drew Fadinkum. Travelling in a Friday O'Combat Yeah, she went

head over biscuit On a hippie trail Head full of zombies Yeah, she was maggot And met a strange lady She made me nervous What a oath she did She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said I come from a land known under Down the back, out the front Back, back, back, back Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You can take a your flaming glass. You better run, you better take cover.

Yeah. Definitely a few more nights than mine, yeah, sure. Bit of a remix, wasn't it? A lot going on. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki Battle. So let's get back into it Shall we? B-b-b-Friday Oki

We're doing We're doing Ludes Down Under It's a great remix Fantastic original song And we thought We would ruin it Mine sounded like this

I met a strange lady She made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. And she said, do you come from a land down under? And Bree sounded like that. And she said, I come from a land down under. Down the back, out the front, you flaming galah. What language were you speaking?

Australian. Fading could make truth. I'm predicting a pantsing this week, but let's see how we go. Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa. G'day, Lisa. Hi. Hi.

How are you, Cobber? G'day, Cobber. How you going? Yeah, not too bad. Lisa, what's your feedback this week? Okay, Bree, we absolutely love you, but Clint takes it out. Oh. Oh, controversial.

It's a dagger, but it's okay, Lisa. Okay, thank you, Lisa. I appreciate your vote. Let's go to Kelly. Hi, Kelly. G'day, Kelly. Hello. What are your thoughts this week on Friday, Oki?

Well, I thought Clint, it was pretty, like it was? Well, I thought, Clint, it was pretty, like, it was too low, I thought, when I was listening to yours. By low, do you mean flat? No, just low. Just low, okay. You were trying to go too low.

Okay, right, yeah, okay. And then I think, I thought Bree was going to have it in the bag, but then after hearing her one... Oh, this is rough. Oh, sorry. Oh, it's good. No, I'm sorry, Brie.

No, she put the hip on. It's okay. I just didn't like the remix on top of the remix. Fair enough. I'm going to have to vote for Clint. That's all good, Kelly. She's got a point. You did remix a remix.

No, but I didn't even know it was being remixed. What do you mean you didn't know? I didn't even know. Oh, right, okay. That was the first I'd heard. Tony's here. Hi, Tony. G'day, Tony.

Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you guys? Good, mate. Good. What's your feedback and thoughts this week? Go on, keep Brie in the game. Make this a fair fight.

No, I don't. No, no, no. I don't want any. I don't want a petty vote. Yeah, well, I'm going to vote for Bree this week because I'm back on the Bree train this week. Yes, Tony. Last week I voted for Clint.

Choo-choo, bitch. Thanks, Tone Dog. We appreciate you. Alana's here. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hello. Happy Friday.

Who do you think won Friday Oki this week? Bree, yeah. I loved it because I like everything Australian, Every Friday. Who do you think won Friday Oki this week? Brie. Yeah, I loved it because I like everything Australian, especially their new language. Oh, Alana, you've made my afternoon. Thank you, mate. That's good. You've taken us to tiebreak as well.

Carolyn's here. Hi, Carolyn. Hi, Caroline. Hi, how you doing? Good. You have all the power right here, Caroline. Hi, Caroline. Hi, how you doing? Good. You have all the power right here, Caroline. Ultimate power. Whatever you say will decide the winner of Friday

Okie this afternoon. So, when you're ready, give us your thoughts. Right. From one Australian to another, Brie, you slaughtered it. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? No, that's a good thing. Oh, yeah! Yeah! No, that's a good thing. Oh, yeah! She said, I come from a land known under. Down the back, out the front, you're flaming galah.

I wasn't sure when she said slaughtered it if she meant like slayed it or like... Caroline, let's go have a few tinnies and get a bit maggot, eh? Thank you, mate. You have a good weekend. No worries. You too. See ya. Was that the taste of home you needed, Caroline?

I really was. Yeah, right. Yeah, brought her back to home. There we go. Your winner of Friday Oaky from Cran- Oh, that was close. That was- Hey, you can't do the Aussie accent.

Remember, it'll sound different. Yeah. It'll sound like something else. From country Queensland, there's Brie Thomas out, everybody. Well done. Nice work, everyone. That was a fun one. That was a fun one.

It was a fun one. Next week we're going to do Dave Dobbin Loyal. Oh, God. I hope he's not. You have to do a New Zealand accent. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. These are the songs I love even more, though. This is where we get a chance to do your birthday bangers. We'll take your birthday and we'll figure out what was the song top of the charts on your 16th and then we'll play our favourite one. I don't love them all. You don't love them all? Some of them are average.

The ones that we play? Oh, the ones we play. I was going to say, the ones we play. Oh, unless I get outvoted by the producers. So, actually, no, I can't guarantee I love them all. What percentage? I'd say 90%. Yeah, I'll give you 90%.

90%. Yeah. Let's go to Lewis. Lewis is going to have one that I love though. Hi, Lewis. G'day, Lewis. G'day, guys. Happy Friday.

Happy Friday, Lewis. I've got a feeling you've got an absolute stonker for your birthday, Ben. Yeah, you got that here. Oh, I hope so. Oh, let's hope so. So what's your birthday, Lewis? 8th of November 1981. All right, Lewis, that means you were 16 in 1997.

So on the 8th of November in 97, this was top of the chart. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. I'm a Barbie girl. Don't go. I'm a Barbie girl. Whoa. Lewis, are you a bit of a Barbie girl? Oh, you know.

He's Ken. He's more of a Ken, yeah. This is a huge tune, Lois. Do you like it? Oh, yeah, my son's favourite. Yeah, okay, there you go. Yes, Lois, he's on board. Okay, wait there.

We'll do a... And topical at the moment with the Barbie movie coming out. Totally, Margot Robbie. Yep. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hey. How are you? Not too shabby. Totally, Margot Robbie, yep. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hey.

How are you? Not too shabby. Oh, good to hear. Have you got any big plans for the weekend? Nah, just chill. Oh, I'm jealous. That sounds delightful. Would you be happy with Barbie Girl as your birthday banger?

I would have actually loved that. Yeah, me too. All right, well, let's see what yours is. What's your birthday? 14th of July, 1989. All right, well, let's see what yours is. What's your birthday? 14th of July, 1989. All right, you were 16 in 2005. And Hannah, here is your birthday banger. I love, I love this song.

Mariah Carey. What do you think? It's a slow jam. I get that, and it's a Friday. It might not be the vibe, but do you like this song as your birthday banger, Hannah? I prefer Barbie Girl, but I mean, it's pretty chill for the weekend.

Yeah. Yeah. No, good feedback. Good feedback. She goes to some amazing places in this song, though. Incredible. We'll do one more birthday banger for Taylor. Kia ora, Taylor. Hi, good feedback. Good feedback. She goes to some amazing places in this song, though. Incredible. We'll do one more birthday banger for Taylor. Kia ora, Taylor.

Hi, Taylor. Hi, guys. How's your week been, Taylor? Pretty good, actually. How about you? Yeah, pretty good. Thanks, Taylor. Well, let's hopefully finish it on a high for you.

Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 26th of August, 2003. All right, Taylor. you were 16 in 2019. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. The song that made Tones and I... World famous. $12 million off of Spotify.

It was the biggest song of Spotify. It was the biggest song of 2019. It was huge. Do you like it, Taylor? I actually prefer the other two. Yeah,

which one out of those two? Mariah or Barbie Girl? I'd have to say Mariah. She's a classic. She is a classic. Okay. That's a tough decision now. It's not hard for me.

Barbie Girl, no doubt in my mind. On a Friday, you're like, come on, Barbie, let's go party. Oh, it's a jam. True. Okay. All right. Yeah. Mariah Carey's two down buzz.

No, you go with what? No, no, no, no. I don't want to influence you. No, no, no, no. But I think the Friday vibe is important to remember. Look at producer Sam. He's throwing his hands up in the air. What's wrong?

Look, you just, you have a hard time committing to what song you just want. You know that you want to go for sometimes. I go with my heart straight away. I know it's Barbie Girl. Whereas Clint just needs to go with his feelings, you know? Just, if you want Mariah Carey, pick it. Okay, well, I'm going to go with my feelings, which means a split vote is going to come directly to you.

So are you ready? Yeah. Okay, my heart tells me that Barbie Girl is cheesy as hell and I don't want to vote for it. So I'm voting for Mariah Carey. You're wrong. Okay. Barbie Girl.

You told me to go with my heart. Barbie Girl is the gem. Yeah, but I can disagree with you. Yeah, you can. Yeah. Sam, split vote. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today? It's Barbie Girl.

Yeah. Screw you, Sam. You stitched me off. Do you see what he did there? He led you into the trap and then he hit you on the head and nailed you. Lewis, you won birthday banger. Well done. Yeah. Have a good day, guys. Have a good weekend, Lewis. See you, mate. Watch out, everybody. I am going to a stag do this weekend. Oh, get out the scrumpy

hands. Boys on. Oh, the boys. Oh, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Boys are on. Oh, the boys are on. I was in the car with my wife, today and I had a WhatsApp chat come up on the, you know how when your phone's plugged in and you've got like CarPlay running? It comes up on the top there with your messages and it goes, ping. And the message said. Strippers on for this weekend, lads. Can't wait. Her name's Candy. It didn't read out the message.

It just said, staggy yarns. Oh, no. And Lucy goes, why don't you push read out the message It just said Staggy yarns Oh no And Lucy goes Why don't you push play On the message Why don't you play the message Why don't you Should I push play

Should I listen to what The message says Please tell me she did I said It's up to you You can do it if you want What was in the message To us

Absolute bull crap Nothing important Just basically Because the stag do's tomorrow And this is this morning It's just guys going Oh boys we're on for this weekend boys We're going to go so hard this weekend boys

Boys this is our weekend boys Hey lads can someone organise A bowling ball Vaseline And a live chicken In reality Half of us are going to be passed out At quarter to twelve

Looking for somewhere to sleep But we're like Oh we've got no sleep this weekend boys Oh it's going to be lit out at quarter to 12, looking for somewhere to sleep. But we're like, oh, we've got no sleep this weekend, boys. Oh, it's going to be late. Anyway, what's unique about this stag do, and I've never been to a stag do like this before. The stag do for our good friend Mitch. Can you imagine? No, the stag do for our good friend Mitch is coming six months after he got married. Yeah, right. Okay, obviously this after he got married. Yeah, right.

Okay, obviously this is due to COVID. Yeah. So the wedding got bumped because of COVID and the stag ended up getting bumped and we didn't get around to it and people were stuck overseas. Wedding was ages ago. They've had the wedding and we paid for the stag do last year too and then

we forgot about it altogether and then this year someone goes, should we do the stag do? Is that what you all told your missuses? That's exactly right. Oh, no. So we already paid for it. And Robbo, he put a down payment on the strippers. So we can't get that back.

So we have to go. Stop assuming there's going to be a stripper. Is there going to be one? I don't actually know. I genuinely don't know. Oh, BS, you don't. I'm not organizing this one. I can say, though, as a married man with a couple of kids, it's much harder to get a leave pass approved for a stag do

for a wedding that's already been because it does seem semi-pointless and it does seem like you're just taking advantage of, like, you're using a date retrospectively to go. That's why you guys came up with the plan to say, no, we already paid for it. We can't get the money back. And that's legit. No, serious.

If anyone knows my wife, you didn't hear anything here, okay? No, nothing to say. Nothing. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.