ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th May 2024

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

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ZM's Brian Clint. Thanks to KFC Try the new Korean BBQ Double Down today. I'm Wendy Petrie and that's your update. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Bree and Clint.

Hi everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show. We've got Wendy Petrie reading our news today. I know, we're fancy man. That is VIP. We are fancy. She is in the upper echelon of news readers and here she is on the Brianne Clint show. We've reached the top. Are we an official

source of information now? Is that what it is? Yeah, I think we like to say that, yeah. Yeah, right. But I have to bring it up a bit because everyone saw that video of you girls trying to do the machine gun noise on the weekend and we've lost all credibility. Excuse you, I feel like we did well. I've had people reach out

to see if I want to be a sound effects person. Really? Yeah. You're going to go into the Foley business? Sound effects, cartoon voices, accents. Yeah. Yeah. Can I get a couple of sound effects on demand?

Could I get a motorbike? That's a two-stroke. Nice. Now, can I get Pingu, or is that the same sound? Pingu, Pingu. Pingu. That's Pikachu. That was Pingu.

That was Pikachu. No, Pingu. Okay, sweet. Wow. I should have never doubted you. You're very good. Hey, we've got Human Shazam back at four o'clock. I'm going to give you a bit of behind the scenes here.

Management here at ZM have told us Human Shazam must become harder. It's too easy. It must become harder. Nobody has failed at Human Shazam on this show yet. So there are things going on behind the scenes at the moment to make it tougher. One of them includes you have to give us the name of the song and the artist now. Yeah, we want both and it could weed out

some people, but I feel like if you've got the name of the song, you'll know the artist. We're going to do it at 4 o'clock today. If you want to play Human Shazam, you could win $200 cash straight away. But first, we're going to play Tradie vs Lady. If you want to play, $50 up for grabs. Thanks to KFC, 0800 DIAL ZM

is our number. It's Treaty versus Lady. We do love to keep you updated on the score, which we've been keeping since the start of the year, and the ladies are slightly pulling away on 45. The Tradies, five behind on 40. Let's go to our lady first. She's in Wellington.

She's 40, and she sat next to Penn Badgley in New York City. Welcome to the show, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi. Hi there. Was he as good-looking in real life? He was quite good-looking, but this was his Gossip Girl days. Ah.

You know. Where were you sitting next to him on the subway? It was, no, a bar in Soho when I was visiting friends in New York. Oh, very cool. Did you say hello? No, I left him to it. We came in because I saw him from the street and I was like, oh, we have to go in there. There's a guy from Gossip Girl.

Yeah. He's the guy from You as well. Wow, that's a good claim to fame. I like that. You're taking on our tradie. They're from Hawke's Bay. They're 18 and they have been eating the same lunch for a year and a half. Welcome to the show, Ben.

Hello, how are we doing? We're good. What's the lunch? It is a cheese and pickle sandwich and a raspberry yogurt. Nothing beats it. Red. There's beauty in simplicity, eh, Ben? You don't have to worry about what you're making for lunch each day.

It's the same thing. Exactly, yeah. Do you eat the yogurt with the sandwich or separate? Oh, no, I don't go that far. That's a bit crazy. Yeah, the yogurt's dessert. Gotcha. I see.

You eat the sandwich, then the yogurt, yeah. Yeah, I'm a cheese and pickle sandwich man myself. Ben, you're a tradie. Ellie, you're a lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

Which famous singer had their first global hit in 2008 with Just Dance? Tradie. Yes, Bin. Kesha? No, not Kesha. Worth a guess. Ali? Lady Gaga? Yeah, well Kesha. Worth a guess. Ali? Lady Gaga?

Yeah, well done. It is Lady Gaga. First breakout global hit for the pop star. One point to the ladies. Question number two. The Crusaders managed to stay alive in super rugby over the weekend by beating which team in blue? Lady.

Yes, Ali? The Blues. Well done. It makes sense. The Blues. Nice work. Two to the ladies. You need this one, Ben, to stay in it.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Ali for the win. Ebba. She's got it. Ali for the win. Ebba. She's got it. It's a down trowel. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. If anybody needed KFC for lunch, it was Ben. Yeah. But it's not to be. Ali, you get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you.

Nice work. Thanks for playing, guys. Sharp for a Monday, wasn't she? Wasn't she? Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. That's Sabrina Carpenter and Espresso. You want to see a behind the scenes of Bree and I recording our Friday Okie to that song?

Why? Why do you want to see that? I wouldn't. You can if you want to. You can. There's a video of it on our Instagram right now. It's quite confronting having no music underneath the singing. It's raw.

It's very raw. Raw and real. Look, something I love about doing this show is that we put out a podcast each day. So if you miss it, you can listen to the podcast. And that podcast goes around the world. We have listeners all over the world. And it's cool because in this day and age, people can connect with us. Like you can send us a message on social media and that type of thing.

And I had a message come through from one of our podcast listeners from the other side of the world. Sure. And it was quite an interesting one. And I thought I would propose the message that they sent me to the show and we can discuss to see if we actually want to make this happen. Sure. So here's

the message. It says here, Brie, long time listener, never a caller here. Love the show and I've listened for many years but have always wondered ever since producer Claude and Ella joined the show who would win in a 100 metre dash out of you, Claudia and Ella?

Please make this happen so I can stop thinking about this and no longer have to wonder. P.S. My money is on Claude. Ooh, fighting words. What? And I thought I need to bring this up on the show. Oh, my God. Because when I sat and thought about it, right,

I actually don't know which one of us would win. Mm-hmm. I actually, like, if you had to put money on it, I don't know. Can I ask, why am I not included? Because you're a man. Because you'd obviously be the slowest. Yeah. Oh, is that why?

We'd obviously smoke your ass. Because I'm not trying you're a man. It's not fair. Because you'd obviously be the slowest. Yeah. Oh, is that why? We'd obviously smoke your ass. Because I'm not trying to be arrogant here. It's been a long time since I've sprinted. Like a 100 metre sprint, there's a high chance that I blow a hemi in the first 20 metres. My groin's been playing up recently, actually. Pretty badly. But I did wonder, and now I can't get it out of my head, who of us would win in a 100-metre dash.

How long is that? It's 100 metres. No, but, like, give me visually. From here to the other side of the road. You know a running track? That's fine. You know, like, a circle, like, an oval running track? One loop?

It's one side. No, the track is 400 metres, so it's one straight bit. It's one quarter of that. I think, like, yep, yep. I have no idea. Wait, wait, wait. Have you ever competed in a 100 metre race? I've done a relay.

Okay. And we were winning and I let the team down. Oh no. There were a few tears. Claude, any experience in the 100 metre dash? Yeah, at high school, but realistically, no. When was the last time? The last time I sprinted was the other day and I hurt myself.

When they had free Peter put out in the lounge, eh? I'm not good at this. You moved fast, though. I've never seen someone move so fast. I'm impartial here, obviously. I have no dog in this race. I want to ask you, because you know all of us really well. Yeah.

And if you had to put money on it, who would you bet on? Which horse are you betting on in the 100 metre dash? I believe it's a two horse race. It's a two horse race. Okay. Bringing up the rear. I know what's happening here. Sorry, Ella. What?

But it's you. I'm going to try my hardest. You're my third place. I've got big boobs. It's happening here. Sorry, Ella. What? But it's you. I'm going to try my hardest. You're my third place. I've got big boobs. It's not fair. She's the youngest, though. I know she's the youngest, but she also didn't know

how long 100 metres was. So that speaks to me about her experience on the track. Oh, my gosh. And then it comes down to the two most determined horses on the track.

I am the oldest horse, though. Only just. She's an old mare. I'm an old mare. Not many miles left on these hooves. I'm a young filly. Claudia's a mid-range filly. Thanks.

And I'm a little miniature pony. Who are you putting your money on? You have to. You have to put money on. You're betting on this race. I think Brie wants it more, and I'm going to give it to Brie. I would agree. Me too. I don't know. it more and I'm going to give it to Brie. I would agree. Me too.

I don't know. My order is completely different though. I think Ella would win. What? Oh, see, I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that either. Really? I'll back myself up.

No offence to you, Ella. I just think Court and I are a bit taller. I would come dead last. I'm not a sprinter, okay? Can we have warm-ups? I'm built for... Let's publish some stats. Sitting down.

I'm going to run a book on this. I'm going to... Let's publish some stats. I'm going to run a book on this. I'm going to get some stats on the athletes. I'm going to need height. It's up to you whether you submit weight. It's bar there for me to ask a woman in the workplace her weight in 2024. I'm going to get height. I'm going to get shoe size.

And then we're going to put this together and get some odds together for the people, I think. I think we should. Can we pick our names? Yeah, you can pick your race. Oh, this will be the Melbourne Cup before the Melbourne Cup. Yeah, it's the Olympics before the Olympics. Lightning McQueen. It'll be the North Island Cup.

No! If you want to pick a winner early, you can text 9696 at the moment. Who are you backing in for the three-horse race? Me, Producer Claude, or producer Ella. Race goes down lunchtime Friday. Oh, no. Lunchtime Friday. Who you got?

Can we go after we've had a few beersies? Yeah, whatever. You can take whatever kind of performance enhancers you want. I feel like I'll be more flexible. Yeah, I'll get you some beersies, and I'll hold off. Oh, my God. You guys are going down. Give your bits and Brie and Clint. I feel like I'll be more flexible. Yeah, I'll get you some beersies and I'll hold off. Oh, my God. You guys are going down. Get your bits in.

Bree and Clint. I think we might be. Bree and Clint. Clint, it's time for a new game. A new game. I'm calling. Yay! Brother.

Brother. Bree and Clint. The Glenn Showdown. A concept I came up with a few weeks ago where I truly believe by asking a couple of questions, you can tell whether someone is the eldest, the middle or the youngest sibling. And our track record's pretty good. I think we nailed it last time. We nailed it.

We were three from three except for the last one where we second guessed ourselves and changed our guess. So don't do that again. But you know. Just go with your gut. Majority. We got majority. Yeah, yeah, totally. So we're going to give it another crack this afternoon. I guess. So don't do that again. But you know. Just go with your gut. Majority. We got majority. That's what we need. Yeah, yeah, totally.

So we're going to give it another crack this afternoon. And to show you exactly how the game works, we do have Ross Boss in the studio. G'day, Ross. Hello. Ross, can you confirm for us? I'm trying to throw you off. Yeah, no, we know it's you. No, we... No, like my spacing in the family.

Oh. Oh, right. Can you just confirm for us before we do this that you have siblings, please? I have siblings. I've met your sister. Oh, you have two. That's right. That was weird.

Yeah, she came up to me. She's very pretty. She said, stay away from my brother. What happened to you? I'm just kidding. I'm joking. You guys look like siblings. You reckon?

Yeah, like a little bit. I look like my brother, but I don't look like my sister. Okay, so you've got a brother and a sister. And then there's my second sister and my 14th reckon? Yeah, like a little bit. I look like my brother, but I don't look like my sister. Okay, so you've got a brother and a sister. And then there's my second sister and my 14th brother. Yeah, sure. We are going to ask you one question each and we reckon we can guess your birth order. Okay, we reckon we know which one you are.

Okay, I do think this is unfair because you've both met. No, I've paid no attention to your family over the years. I've got no idea. Thanks. That's nice. Well, I like you've paid heaps of attention too. Yeah, the years. I've got no idea. Thanks. That's nice. Well, like you've paid heaps of attention too. Yeah, I'm surprised you've got two brothers. There's only one. Ross.

Hello. Growing up, at any point, did you have your own bedroom? Yes. Okay. Ross, I know parents aren't meant to say who's their favourite kid, but if your parents were forced to say, do you think they would ever pick you? Now?

Yes. No. Okay, growing up. At times. Oh, that's given me nothing. He's given you nothing, yeah. It was a bad question. My question.

My grandmother did say in front of me when she was in hospital once, in front of all my cousins, went, oh, my favourite. That was the best. Yeah, grandmas are good like that because that's all care, no responsibility. See, I know. By having your own bedroom, I know that you were either eldest or youngest, not middle. See, knowing Ross, he gives me real middle child vibes.

Does he? But I need to go with my gut. I think he's eldest. I think he's eldest as well. So should we lock that in? Yeah. Okay, Ross, are you the eldest in your family? I take offence to that middle child thing.

Because I'm actually the middle child. No! I've got huge middle child energy. You should have gone with your gut. I feel, because I'm the middle child. No! See, that was my gut. I've got huge middle child energy. You should have gone with your gut. I feel, because I'm the middle child. I've got a chip on my shoulder. I'm the middle child and we always want attention. I feel like you and I connect on that.

I should have went with my gut. Can you help us with this theory, with this new game? Can you call us if you have siblings? Sorry, this is not a game for the only child. Yes. If you've got siblings, one will do. One will do. Yep.

But any above that is good. And we will guess whether you're the oldest, middle, or youngest. Our questions need to be on. Yeah. And obviously, Ross just came from a rich family where everyone got their own bedroom. It was called the 1980s. Yeah. Just everyone had a bedroom.

Got plenty of bedrooms back then. Bree and Clint. Startenty of bedrooms back then. Brie and Clint. Start for some Sibling Showdown. Yay! Brother, brother, brother. Brie and Clint's Sibling Showdown. The game is simple. We believe by asking a couple of questions, one each, we can tell

whether you're the eldest, middle or youngest child in your family. Absolutely. Well, shakey start with Ross Boss. But I think he did a lot to throw us off. He did. Let's just get down to business with these people, okay? Yep.

Let's not faff around. And we're going to start with you, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi. Look, Maddie, I'm going to come straight out the gate here and ask you, what was the best birthday present you ever got as a kid? Oh, a trampoline. Was the trampoline like yours for your birthday?

Like it was shared, but it was for me because I did competitive trampolining as a kid. Okay, good, good, good, good. That says a lot to me. Maddie, I'm going to go in with this one. Do you remember your first bike? Yes. Was it brand new or was it secondhand? It was brand new.

Oh, easy. She's the eldest. She's the eldest. She's the eldest. Lock it in. No doubt about it. Maddie, are you the eldest child? No, I'm the middle of five children.

Oh! A middle child getting a new bike, that's unheard of. A middle child getting a trampoline for themselves? Unheard of. Okay, Maddy, you really threw us there. Okay. Let's go to Rhys. Hi, Rhys.

Hi, Rhys. Hi, guys. We're good. Now, we should specify with this, Bree, if you're only two kids, you're either eldest or youngest. Eldest or youngest. If you're one of five kids, you're either eldest, youngest, or the three in the middle are middle child, right?

They're all middle children. Yeah, absolutely. All right, Rhys. What are you going to ask Rhys? Rhys, growing up, you guys have, like, Friday night fish and chips in your family? Not all the time, but yeah, sometimes. Okay, when you were getting fish and chips,

obviously the family got chips. What was your side order? What was your thing that you got? Spring roll. Okay. Ooh, okay. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, that's fine.

Spring roll. Rhys, did you ever have your own TV in your room as a kid or teenager? No. Okay. Yeah, good. He's not the eldest. The spring roll thing says to me that he's either middle or eldest because the

youngest child is the one that gets the fancy thing. The other one that gets the burger. See, spring roll screams middle child to me. Yeah, that's why I was going to go middle child. But then Maddie was the middle child. Yeah, so is Race. You reckon? Lock it in. Yeah, Race the why I was going to go middle child. But then Maddie was the middle child. Yeah, so is Rhys. You reckon? Yeah.

Lock it in? Yeah, Rhys the middle child. Rhys. I'm the eldest. That's a real tough one. I'm the eldest of five. Eldest of five. Okay, Rhys, we've got one more chance at redemption.

We are zero from three today. We need to get this one. Tessa, hi, welcome to the show. Hello, Tessa. Hi, guys. Hi. We're good. Tessa.

Yeah. On a road trip, in the car, what's your position? What seat are you sitting in? Are you sitting in a window seat, in that middle seat, or do you get to sit up front? Back seat. Usually back window seat, either side. Back window seat.

Yeah, cool. That's fine. Back window. Tessa? Yeah. What was the coolest pair of shoes you had growing up that you can remember and were they hand-me-downs or not?

Coolest pair of shoes would be, they were new and they would light up if I stomped my feet enough. I know the ones you're talking about. Oh yeah, they're cool. I'm going to go for the fence here. I'm going to swing for the fences and trust my gut.

As an eldest child who had the back seat, back window seat, I think she's eldest. I reckon she's youngest. How strongly do you believe that? Oh, I don't know. I reckon she's youngest. Alright, I'll go with you. Tessa, you're the youngest child.

Yeah, I am. Oh, thank God! Technically, I'm the youngest by 15 minutes. I've got a twin brother. Oh, there you go. That was a really hard one then. Yeah. Oh, that could have really threw us. One win means the game stays alive.

Thanks, Tessa. Have a great day. Thanks, Tessa. You too. Bye. All good. There we go. Jeez, not our day.

Not our day. But don't let that put you off. We got too cocky, I think. Yeah. It, Tessa. Bye. All good. There we go. Geez, not our day. Not our day. But don't let that put you off. We got too cocky, I think. Yeah. It's all right. It's all right. We're back next week. Yeah, yeah.

We'll come back. Even the Warriors had a bad patch, but they're back. We're going three from three next week. They're back in a big way. Bree and Clint. Here at the Bree and Clint show on Friday, a very embarrassing moment where I realised I'd torn the arse of my jeans all the way up the middle. And you were wearing undies.

I was wearing undies. Not even like a small rip either. It was like from the base of the butt cheek pocket all the way to the top. It was a decent rip. Of the butt cheek pocket. And they weren't shoddy Timo jeans or anything either. Can you get jeans on Timo? I'd say you can get everything. You can get jeans on Timo? I'd say you can get everything.

You can get everything on Timo. They were proper Levi's jeans. And I don't even remember what happened. I don't even remember a moment where I squatted down and burst the ass out of my jeans or anything like that. Have you ever ripped your pants before? Yeah. Doing what?

Yeah, I ripped the crotch of my school pants from playing sport and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, the jeansotch of my school pants from like playing sport and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, the jeans were only a year old and really makes you question your life choices when you blow the ass out of your pants, doesn't it? Makes you look at your diet. I reckon I blow the ass out of my pants at least once a year.

Really? Yeah, at least one pair of pants a year. Really? Yep. What do you reckon the statute of limitations on returning a pair of jeans are? Because I found the receipt in my email. Are you that stingy that you would take those

jeans back? No, it's on principle. It's on principle. That's what stingy people say. No, a pair of denim jeans should last longer than a year. They should. How old are they? And don't exaggerate. They're 13 months old. I've got the receipt in my inbox when I ordered them at the end of March last year.

Well, then you'd have to prove that you weren't doing anything that was stressing them to that point. But they're jeans. They're made to be. They're jeans. You're meant to be able to work in them. You're meant to be able to get out there and bloody build a fence or like dig a hole or some shit like that.

All I'm doing is sitting on a chair half the day. I do have a theory as to why you did. And I think it's because you know how you're not allowed to fart at home. So that means you hold in all, like you hold in all of the fluffs for so long, right, until you can relieve yourself. And that means instead of doing one fluff, there's like 15 fluffs. So it has way more velocity at which it comes out of you. Okay, none of that is true, by the way.

None of that is true. None of that is true? I'm not allowed to fart at home. That's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard. You have to go outside. No, I don't have to go outside. I do it out of respect. Thank you very much. Then where do you go? Mate, it's not why my jeans ripped.

Okay, that's not the reason. It could be. It actually could be. People are out here buying vintage jeans from the 90s and my jeans can't last me one year without ripping all the way up the butt crack. That was my one hearing. Something doesn't quite add up in this situation. Are you trying to say you've got a bubble butt?

What are you trying to say? No, no, I don't know what I'm trying to say. I don't know what I'm trying to say. Possibly. Is it looking any rounder or any perter or any larger to you than it has in the last 12 months? I wouldn't say so, no. I wouldn't have said so either.

No. The embarrassing bit for me is that I had to go out to dinner after that as well, so I also went to dinner with ripped jeans right up the butt. And once you're out of the house and you've got ripped pants, you just have ripped pants for the rest of the day. Those are your pants. You made those pants.

Now you can sit in them. You're kind of on trend. A lot of girls have rips in their bums or their jeans, don't they? Isn't that under the cheeks, though? They don't rip them up the split of the butt. I mean, mostly it's under the cheek, but, you know, it rips a rip. Let's ask the people this afternoon on 0800 dials at M,

where'd you rip your pants? Where was the unfortunate moment where you ripped your pants? Yeah, there could be a lot of embarrassing situations to rip your pants. Could have been on a date. Could have been in front of the school assembly. Could have been, I don't know. Anything at school is a worst nightmare. Yeah.

Anything at school. And are you a commando type person? Was it a real you know, was there only one layer of material between you and Oblivion? I feel like if you do rip your pants in a public setting and you are a commando person, I feel like you're not going commando again after that.

You know? Like you learn your lesson. I think you're wearing two pairs of pants after that. Some blue jeans, Some standard blue jeans Like what I was wearing On Friday When I ripped them From butthole To tailbone

Right up the middle Big old rip in my pants There's no moment That I know That it happened Like someone has texted And said Guys

I seem to remember You guys attempting To do the splits On the show on Friday. Seems suspicious. No, they were already- It was before that. It was before that.

Yeah. We knew they were torn by that stage. There is a timeline. I've had Ella actually reviewing the footage. Ella, is there any documented footage of me ripping my jeans yet? Have we managed to pinpoint the moment where my butt cheeks came apart? Give me a second and I can look through the time stamps because yeah you're right the splits was after. It was definitely

after wasn't it? Yes. Yeah okay that's good to know. I remember years and years ago I was a student and the thing that was really popular at the time were these sass and bide black straight skinny leg jeans. Oh yeah. Everyone had them they were super

popular but they were also super expensive and I could not afford them. And I saved up for like six months to buy these Sass and Byde jeans. And eventually I was like so excited. I was like, here we go. I'm going to get a pair. Went and bought these jeans. I was so chuffed.

And I tried to sneak into this music festival and I've climbed up over this fence and my Sass and Bide jeans have gotten caught on the way down and I had a rip that went from, I reckon, my gooch all the way. Not in your Sass and Bides. All the way to the top of my bum crack. Like it literally just split these jeans in half. What were you more devastated about, your festival experience being ruined or your Sass and Bide?

My Sass and Bide jeans. I just got them. Sass and Bide had a chokehold on girls in the 2010s. Oh, didn't they? And they weren't even that good. Anna's here. Hi, Anna. Hi.

How are you doing? We're good, mate. What's your pants ripping story? Where did you rip your pants? Okay, so I'm a primary school teacher and this just happened last week and I was in the resource room getting books for the kids in the morning

before the bell and same thing as Bree, my pants caught on the corner of something sharp as I leant down. No! Yeah, and when I stood up, the split just went right down my bum cheek. Anna, please tell me you were wearing undies.

I was wearing undies, although these jeans were now inappropriate to wear in the classroom. So I had to get a school uniform kids jumper and tie it around my waist all day. That's not a great day at work, Anna. It's better that you're a primary school teacher, though. If that was a high school, you would never have lived that down. You'd be Mrs. Rip Your Pants for the rest of your career. Yeah, I probably would have gone home sick that day. Yeah, I reckon, yeah, yeah.

Would have been the best. Let's go to Ross. G'day, Ross. Hi, Ross. Hi there. When did you rip your pants, mate? So I was working in a bottle store in Ashburton and we had this cardboard skip out the back

with the old wire mesh sort of things around the outside. Yeah, I know the one, yeah. I'll jump in that cage, I'll flip down that cardboard. She'll be right, use it like a trampoline. Yeah. I was going to get in the bin and it caught the crutch of my car goes and it went all the way down my leg to about the knee.

So I had to take my jersey off pretty damn quick, wrap it around my waist and go and say to the boss, I think I need to go home early. And they looked and I was like, yep, I'm going home early. Did they let you go home early? Yeah, about 10 minutes. I was meant to finish shortly anyway, but I was just like

this is, yeah. That's one way to get an early mark, Ross. Yeah, exactly. Thanks, Ross. Someone texted and they said, back in anyway, but I was just like, this is, yeah. That's one way to get an early mark, Ross. Yeah, exactly. Thanks, Ross. Someone texted in and they said, back in the day when I was in the army, I got on the piss in Palmy and I got kicked out of a club. I was determined to get back in, so I climbed the fence, which had spikes all along the top.

My jeans got caught. I fell and I ripped from arse to ankle. Suffice to say, my night was over. That's a clean rip. Arse to ankle. suffice to say, my night was over. That's a clean rip. Arse to ankle. What about the police officer? They said, we wear dress pants, which I have noticed that because they've in brackets here said that's super unpractical.

Why are they wearing dress pants? They should be wearing action cargo pants. Yeah. Like something with a bit of give to chase the criminals. They said, anyway, I had police 10-7 out with me. I chased a bad guy over a fence and split my pants right up the booty. The media team were nice enough to edit that part out and the scene at the end where you can see me walking to the cells

with my bright pink undies showing. Jeez, bright pink undies under the police uniform. Hell yeah. That's a bit of fun. I just assumed they'd be black. Or blue, to be fair. Yeah, blue goes with blue. Let's go to Jasmine.

Hi, Jasmine. Hi, Jazz. Hey, how are you? We're good. Pants ripping nightmares. What happened? I work at the hospital as a nurse, and the day that I decided to wear the too tight scrub pants on laundry day was not in my favor.

I was in a patient's room with their family and I bent down to empty their catheter bag, ripped my pants completely up the back. And this was the day that I had like the really sexy beige period knickers on. Yeah, yeah, of course it was. Oh, not the period knickers, Jasmine. And the family all heard the massive rip, and so I awkwardly stood up, backed out, and had to wrap a patient's gown around my waist

for the remaining of my shift because the hospital's quite hard to get. I love the image of you awkwardly reversing out through that little curtain there. Like there isn't a whole hospital of people on that other side of the curtain that would be getting the butt view. I know, it was just like, I just have to embrace this.

And like the more looks I got wearing the gown around me as well, like I'm not a patient. Yeah. Please, trust me, I'm not a patient. Jasmine, I just love you. Would have given so many people in hospital a thrill You know? A bit of excitement in their day Yeah, yeah

I think that if I had a sexy G-banger on or something like more appealing Yeah, like a naughty night nurse No, you're more like that movie where Robin Williams plays the clown And he goes into hospital to cheer people up. That's what you were doing that day, weren't you? Yeah, I feel like that most days, but they definitely made me. Good on you, Jasmine. Well, there you go.

Happens to the best of us. Happens to everyone. Reinforce your butt seam, everybody. Let's play Guess the Noise. Producer Claude runs this game. She gathers noises and then she makes us guess them. Is it different brands of jeans

ripping up the butt seam this week, Claude? I did consider it, but weirdly they sound quite similar. Do they? Yeah. Do a pair of nudies sound the same as a pair of Levi's as a pair of A brand? A brands. Rollers? Subies. I have another one. A brands. Rollers. Subies.

I have another one. Just. House of G. Millers. House of G, yeah. Kmart jeans. What's Kmart jeans brand? K jeans.

K jeans. K jeans. I'm going to team up with Jackson. We're going to win this thing. Jackson, okay? All right. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way if we can beat Brie and Connor. G'day, Connor.

How you going? All right, let's do this thing. Claude, how does it work? So this is Guess the Noise. I'm going to play a noise. You need to guess what it is. I've been going around and opening things and recording them opening. So you need to tell me what I've been opening.

You've recorded these yourself? Yeah, totally myself. I love it. What a nerd. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Buzz in with your name if you can tell me what it is that I'm opening. And the first team to three points will take home the win. Good to go?

Good to go. Okay, Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. Clint. Bree. No. It's a door. There's a door. That was definitely me. That was definitely me.

That was definitely me. I definitely got it for you. Definitely me. One point for team Bree. Just because you talk loudly and you can't hear me saying my name. I don't even know if you buzzed in. It's all right, Jackson. They let them have that one as like a charity one, okay?

Because Bree's not feeling well. I believe you. I believe you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Connor, you're all over this, mate. Put us two in front. I believe you. I believe you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Connor, you're all over this, mate. Put us two in front. I hope so. I love it.

Okay, Jackson and Connor, this one's for you guys. Okay. Jackson. Opening a bag of chips. Yeah, exactly right. That was good, Jackson. I'm surprised you didn't give that one to Bree. Whoa.

Too early to be this bitter, Clint. Well done, Jackson. Thank you. Okay, that is one apiece. So Bree and Clint, we're back to you guys. Bree. Bree. It's a soft drink.

It is. I think I got in before you then. Did you hear that one? I think it was a beer. No, it was a soft drink. I think it was a soft drink. What sort of soft drink was it then? It was a Sprite. I think it was a soft drink. What sort of soft drink was it then? It was a Sprite.

I was going to say Sprite. Beer and Square. That is two points for Team Bree, one for Team Clint, Jackson and Connor. Jackson. Jackson. Connor. Just give me a Jackson private moment, okay? I've talked too much shit in this game for you to lose it, okay?

I need you. I need you to get this one. But it would be so bloody, though. No, no, no. It would be, Jackson. It really would be. It's your KFC on the line as well. I need you to get it.

Either I win or I do it and let you get some shit. Jackson, even if you don't win, I will find you the KFC chicken dollars, okay? Okay, Jackson? But up to you. Up to you. Yes, if you want to do. I love this. Okay, Jackson and Connor,

this one's for you guys. Come on, Jackson. Come on, Connor. Jackson. Yes, Jackson, I knew you wanted it. I'm zipping up something, like probably a pencil case

or something. Yeah, I'll give you zipping. Opening a zipper. See, Jackson was just playing with us. I mean, I thought Connor was in first. No, you, Connor? Yeah, I reckon I was. I reckon you were too.

I think we're at the tie-break round. Yeah, I've lost count of what's happening. But everyone's in on this one. This is the last one. If anyone can tell me what I'm opening, just buzz in with your name. Here we go. Free. Free. buzzing with your name. Here we go. Bree. Bree.

Is that opening Just throw something out there. I've got nothing. Anyone else have an idea? Can we hear that again? We get to hear it again, but Bree's out. Oh, fine.

Make up the rules, then. Make up the rules. A lock. Yeah, that's a lock. Empty victory, but well done. Jackson? Yes? You've got the KFC chicken dollars.

Don't worry, Connor. I'll find you some KFC chicken dollars, too. Yeah, no, I'll send you the dollars. And Jackson, you're a good bloke. chicken dollars too. Yeah, no, I'll stick to the KFC as well for this. And Jackson, you're a good bloke. I like you. I like you, mate. Willing to throw his own game.

He's my type of bloke. Just for the lols. Questionable human being. Good on you, Jackson. Last week, Clint, someone who is a big part of this show, you might know him as the guy that gets punished With us singing in his booth every week He makes Friday Oki He's a genius

Please welcome to the show Sam Hi Sam Wow, what an introduction We call you the maestro of Friday Oki You are the maestro Yeah I was talking to you last week Just having a conversation,

and for some reason you told me that you actually can't burp. Yeah. I mean, like, I can't, I don't burp is kind of a more accurate description. Or a more accurate way of putting it. So, like, I can drink, you know, soft drink, you know, the Bezies, whateverigh Bates on a Friday night and I get really bloated because I don't burp. And after a while, I don't know if you heard that at the microphone,

but what just happened to me starts to happen, which is where like slowly something sort of escapes up here that I can't control or do anything about and just makes like a little growl out of my head. I did hear that. I was wondering what that was. Interesting. I've looked it up. There is a condition

where people can't burp. And to be honest, I can't really pronounce it. I'm going to try. It's called retrograde cricopharaginous dysfunction and otherwise known as no burp syndrome. Yeah, I have heard of that. I found a subreddit of like a community of people. You're dysfunctional. I want to prove the theory. I mean, to me.

I want you to prove to us that you actually can't burp. And so we have. This is a disability. We have a full bottle of Sprite in front of you. There was that trend that went around. Remember when you and I tried to tackle it? Yeah. And we just couldn't do it because we just burped straight away.

I think I got like a third of the way full through before I needed a big burp. I just have to scull it without burping. Yes, you just have to scull it. I'll just bring it straight back up. Are you going to vomit? Maybe. We probably should get a burp.

Producers, do we have a bucket just in case? Some kind of receptacle for Sam. So the pressure builds up so much that it just comes out. Is that what happens to you? Probably, yeah. No way. Yeah, well, to you? Probably, yeah. No way. Yeah, well, the thing is I usually stop. Like I can't have too much soft drink or too much other fizzy beverage, you know.

Otherwise, it tends to want to come back up. Are you nervous? Yes. Oh, look, he laughed at me. No, he did the noise again. I did it. I did it again, exactly. The growl.

I tried to do it into the microphone. It's like a weird growl. My partner, yeah, calls it my growl. Okay. All right. We have a vessel on the way. Okay. A vessel get into the microphone. It's like a weird growl. My partner calls it my growl. Okay. All right. We have a vessel on the way. Okay. The vessel is on the way.

The sprite is already here. I reckon you could safely get into that. Yep. Crack her open. Oh, she's a fizzy one. Now, Sam, if you would, we'd just like you to scull as much of that as you possibly can. Yeah, don't hurt yourself.

Okay, what if it comes out on the... He's really worried. No, seriously, I don't want to. Is there a vessel? Producers? They're working hard to find one. Where's the token spew ball? Let's just get into it.

Let's just do it, okay? It's not like it's radio or anything. It's not like we're live. We're going to do it right now. It's not going to come back up. It's not going to come back up. Just go for it, okay? Okay, not like it's radio or anything. It's not like we're live. We're going to do it right now. It's not going to come back up. It's not going to come back up. Just go for it, okay? Okay, he's into it.

He is into it. He has a 600ml Sprite Zero. Oh, you are downing it fast. And he's going hard. No burps. That's half. There's no burp yet. Oh, he's going to get through the whole bottle.

Oh, yeah. Oh, we've got a bucket. Can he get to the end? Oh, God. Oh, no. It's painting him. Okay, if I could keep it down, it'll stay down. Yeah.

It's gone. It's no more. It's 100% gone. But I feel... I'm worried you're going to projectile over here. I think you'll be safe. I'm pretty good. I'm pretty experienced when it comes to this kind of thing right now.

It's a medical marvel. There's no burps. Ladies and gentlemen, that might be the first recorded... You need to do this on TikTok, by the way. Okay, well, Sam from ZM, congratulations. You have won the award for drinking a whole Sprite and not burping. Can I have some chicken dollars? Yeah, yeah.

Thank you. Can we get this man some KFC? Well done, mate. Well done. We got a text from someone just before. It said they flushed their AirPods down the toilet, including the case. But it didn't block the toilet, which is good. That would have been by accident, surely.

It must have fallen out of their pocket or something like that. They were in the case. Yeah, in the case. And it went into the toilet. surely. They must have fallen out of their pocket or something like that. They were in the case. Yeah, in the case. And it went into the toilet. God, you must have some heavy-duty pipes. Yeah, they didn't specify whether the pipes took it or whether they had to put their hand down and go up. Imagine, imagine the next day you go to play a song

and you just hear music coming from the dunny. Yeah, true. Playing music up into your gurch. Well, you can make it make a noise. You know? Play music. Yeah, true. Is it like when you put your phone in a bowl and it makes the noise?

If you put your earpods in the toilet, does it act like a Bluetooth speaker? That's good stuff. Let's do birthday bangers for a Monday. We play this every day on our show at the same time. You can call in, tell us your birthday, and we tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16. Sam's here, and it's Sam's birthday tomorrow. Hi, Sam.

Hi, Sam. Hi. Happy birthday for tomorrow. You got anything big planned? Not really. Just going out for dinner with my grandparents and family. Is it your 18th birthday tomorrow, Sam? Yeah.

How exciting. Are you going to get on the pizzo, Sam? Yeah, mum's going to buy me my first one. Oh, I like that. That's exciting. Okay, well, obviously, your birthday is 28th of May, 2006, which means you were 16 in 2022. And, Sam, this is your birthday banger.

Jack Harlow, First Class. Do you like it? I actually do like that song. It is a good song. It was big from Jack Harlow. Not that turning 18 is all about alcohol, but Sam, I do want to know, what is your first drink?

First legal drink going to be? Malibu Orange, surely. I don't know yet, because we're going to the pub. Yeah. Most probably whatever Sam gets. Can I suggest a tequila sunrise? Mum says she's going to pick something horrible for me on purpose.

Oh, smart. That's good for mum. If mum's paying, I suggest a Long Island iced tea. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Hayley, who's doing Dad's birthday banger. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley.

Hi. What is Dad's birthday, Hayley? The 28th of December, 1991. All right, that means your dad was 16 in 2007 and here's his birthday banger. Do you know that one, Hayley? Yeah. Yeah, Soulja Boy.

I wonder, do you reckon Dad would like it? No. Not for Dad. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Judisha. Hi, Judisha. Hi. Is that how we say your name?

Judica. Judica. Hi, Judica. How's your day been so far? So far, so good. Just chilled, day off. Do I notice an accent? I don't have an accent.

No, yeah, it is an accent. Canadian accent. I was going to say Canadian. You should have backed yourself. I should have backed myself. Yeah, you should have backed yourself. I knew it. Well, lovely to have you here.

All we need is your birthday. Hello? Hello? Hello? Sorry, I missed that last part we need is your birthday. Hello? Hello? Sorry, I missed that last part. What's your birthday, Judica? Ah, June 5, 1981. All right. That means you were 16 in 1997.

And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Handsome. What do you reckon, Judica? Hanson. Mbop. What do you reckon, Judica? I think that I like Soldier Boy better. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I mean, I like that song from Hanson.

It's just a bit cheesy, eh? Yeah. It's a bit syrupy sweet. It's good for nostalgia. It is. I agree. I vote Soldier Boy. Me too. Let's crank that. Hey It is. I agree. I vote Soulja Boy. Me too.

Let's crank that. Hey, Hayley, for your dad, Max, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah, you're happy with that one. Good. Nice.

Excellent. Soulja Boy. Bet you didn't think we're going to be playing this on a Monday. Here we are. Great sunglasses, Soulja Boy. Bree and Clint from 2007 on ZM. A lot of bets coming in already for the big 100 metre lady race. Oh, what are the bets?

What are we paying? Fair few. Well, no, no, no. Just wagering on horses at the moment. Okay. No money down. No odds been provided yet. I'd love to see the odds before the race.

Oh, I'm going to publish the book. Oh, yeah, that'd be good. You're the bookie on this race. I'm the bookie, yeah. Yeah, between me, Claudia and Ella, 100 metre dash. Should we just say 80 metres? No, I'll be measuring out 100 metres. Maybe like 50.

I feel like 100's a lot. That's where I build up speed. No, you need the 100. So in case you're lagging, you've got measuring out 100 metres. Maybe like 50. I feel like 100's a lot. That's where I build up speed. No, you need the 100, so in case you're lagging, you've got time to catch up. But I'm always better in the first half. I might be a better long-distance runner. Can we try that? I do not want to be involved in a long-distance race.

Anyway, Bree will race Ella and Claudia lunchtime on Friday. Definitely going to live stream that. Sorry, I'm busy that day. It's been over a week now since we stayed up for 24 hours watching movies. And I think it affected us more than we realised. I think we came out of it on the weekend.

We were like fine, slept for 12 hours. Kind of fine there. But all last week there was kind of like this mental fog thing hanging around us, wasn't there? Yeah, it's not good for you, I don't think. The sleep deprivation thing, you can see why it's a form of torture. And we only did one day.

We only missed one night of sleep. And it just sort of, it's like a long, long hangover. And I kind of thought that by Friday we were over it until I got home from work on Friday night and I walked in the door and my wife said to me, what are you doing here? And I was like from work on Friday night and I walked in the door and my wife said to me, what are you doing here?

And I was like, it's Friday. I'm home. I'm home. Let's watch some TV. That's not a very nice way to greet your husband into the house. And she said to me, you told me before you left that you were having dinner with your friends tonight in town.

And for the record, I live like 40 minutes drive out of town. I had got in my car and I knew I had this dinner. I didn't forget about the dinner, got in my car, got onto autopilot. I don't even really remember the drive home. And then I just arrived at home, walked in the door and my wife had gone, you're not meant to be here. You're meant to be at dinner. And by that stage, I'm now 40 minutes late to dinner. And I had to get back into the car and drive all the way back into the city. I wouldn't have went. Really? Nah, you're 40 minutes late to dinner and I had to get back into the car and drive all the way back into the city. I wouldn't have went. Really?

Nah, you're 40 minutes late already. So then by the time you drive 40 minutes back, like that's just annoying for everyone else at dinner. Well, there was two, it was three of us having dinner. So there were two people who were there. Makes an intimate dinner for the other two. Doesn't it? But I kind of felt better about the fact that there was two people.

Like if I was having dinner with one person. Yeah, that's bad. At least they had each other. Then you'd message and go, I've messed up. Yeah. You go home. Sorry, dinner's on me next time. But I messaged them and I lied at first.

I was like, hey, guys, I'm running super late. Something's come up. I'll explain when I get there. Why did you not just tell them? But I said, I'll explain when I get there. So it sort of builds a bit of anticipation so that when I get there. Why did you not just tell them? But I said I'll explain when I get there. So it sort of builds a bit of anticipation so that when I get there they're excited and they're like oh

can't wait to hear what's happened. Drama drama with Clint. I wonder what's going on. So I get there and they're like oh my God. Can't believe. What is it? They're like don't worry we'll have a few drinks. We'll wait for you. And then I got there I was like oh yeah I forgot and I drove home. So. you need like

a permanent calendar like taped to your dashboard of your car well I do it's my phone you know it's got all the notifications in it

it just you know what we're gonna do yeah we'll just tape a piece of paper to your forehead yeah and then that way you'll never miss anything

you're just like a calendar on a stick in front of me yeah like you'll look like an idiot yeah but you'll be on time we're showing up to dinner an hour and a half late or you already look like an idiot exactly nothing else is gonna change northwest has appeared in her first show at the Hollywood Bowl where she took the stage during a live performance of The Lion King as young Simba. Why is North West doing shows at the Hollywood Bowl? Yeah, look, it's a good question. She's only a child.

Yeah, I know. I think it's because the film is coming out to its 30th anniversary. Yeah. And they put on a show at the Hollywood Bowl to celebrate that. Yeah, right. And she booked the gig. Wow. Some people are saying.

My productions when I was at school were at the Shambles Theatre in Rotorua, and I think it seated 45 people. She's at the Hollywood Bowl? I know. A lot of people are quite up in arms about it, saying that she's a nippo baby and she didn't deserve the role and that other people should have booked the gig instead of her. But we do have a bit of her performance and then we can decide.

Sure, let's not judge until we know. Here's North West performing as Simba. I'm going to be the main event when I'll pick my score. I'm rushing out, I'm looking out. performing as Simba. I just can't wait to be king I just can't wait To be king Can I just ask quickly, how old is North West? She's 10. Then that was a wonderful performance.

That was a wonderful Simba from the Lion King. I mean, look, if we are being honest, it was pretty flat and I think she may have inherited her mother's music skills. It's a weird world, right, where your 10-year-old school production is global

news? Yeah. Like, if they'd come to watch me and the Pied Piper when I was 10 years old, I don't reckon it would have been much better than that. Mate, I'm glad there's no footage of me. I was the lead, but you know, still. Oh, were you? Yeah. Go on, give us some now. Oh no, I don't remember. It was mostly recorder based. It was a lot of... No, we can wait.

You guys want to hear some? No, no, no, no, no. I'd like to hear some. No, no, no, no, no. Just a couple of lines. No, no, I don't even remember what songs are in the Pied Piper. Yes, you do. All right, that was your big chance. Someone could have been listening.

You could have been off to Broadway. I genuinely don't remember the songs. Otherwise, I would have given it a go. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow will be grace. Tune in for that. I'll do a rendition of the Pied Piper on the show tomorrow. That'll be ratings bonanza.

That event was filmed and it'll be on Disney Plus, an original special, if you want to see Northwest in the live production of The Lion King. Of course it was. That's the latest. Bree and Clint. And that is the end of the Bree and Clint show for another day. What's everyone doing tonight? Who's got the coolest plans out of you and I and the producers tonight?

What is everyone doing? And then we will decide who's got the coolest plans for a Monday. Who has plans on a Monday? Sometimes people do. I mean, not me. I have plans. You do not. Yes, I do.

Okay, you go first then, Claude. What are you doing? I'm not going out, but I am buying flights between San Francisco and Austin, Texas. That's kind of cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's exciting. Are you going to go bargain hunting?

On flights? Yeah. Of course. You don't try and stick with the same airline? Nah. I want whatever the cheapest option is. You just get the cheapest thing. In America, you have to pay for overhead bin space.

Huh? Do you? Yeah. And there's very little leg room. Well, depending on who you fly with. Okay, that's exciting. Thank you. Yeah.

What about you, Ella? Ella, surely you're normal like us and you have no plans. I don't really have plans, but I also don't want to be that person that talks wedding chat, but that's what I'm doing tonight. Are you going to do some wedding planning? Wedding planning. Oh, that's quite cool, too. Did you just get engaged, like, yesterday?

Oh, my mum's freaking me out. She's like, you need to get onto it. So what's on the agenda tonight? What part of the wedding are you looking at? I think you start with the big things, venue, dates, guests, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, right. So you start with those. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Yeah. I thought you already had a date locked in. Yeah, yeah. So date's done. Date's done. But like venue and where and what. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Well, that sounds like my worst nightmare. I am doing absolutely nothing because I took a fennigan last night. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic because I've been struggling to keep my eyes open. Oh, dear. Just take another one and go to bed. No. That's not a good idea. The last time I took a fennigan, which it's weird that Kiwis call it fennigan,

we call it fenergan. We don't call it that at all. I actually don't know what you're talking about when you say that. You're talking about an antihistamine, aren't you? Do you call it fenergan? which it's weird that Kiwis call it Phenergan. We call it Phenergan. We don't call it that at all. I actually don't know what you're talking about when you say that. You're talking about an antihistamine, aren't you? Do you call it Phenergan? No. No idea. What do you call it then?

Antihistamine? Yeah, I know what that is. It's not just any old antihistamine, though. No. Did you take a Claritine? No. Did you take a... It is way stronger than any of those.

It's a Phenergan. We call it a Phenergan. I don't know her, sorry. P-H... She does not go here. N-E-R-G-A-N. I'm it a finergan. I don't know her. P-H. She does not go here. N-E-R G-A-N. I'm pretty sure it's spelled. Finergan. Oh yeah. P-H. P-H-E-N-E-R-G-A-N.

Finergan. Finergan. Finergan tablets are used to treat the following conditions. Allergic conditions such as hay fever or rashes or to stop you from feeling sick and nauseous. Is this the right thing that I'm talking about? Yes, that's the one. Yeah.

And they're a real... Also for difficulty sleeping. It doesn't say that. Is Finergan a strong sedative? The last time I took one of these is when my mum, I was at home on holidays and I was real stressed out and it was annoying my mum. So she gave me a Finergan and I woke up 12 hours later. An overdose can bring about adverse symptoms such as excessive sleepiness and drowsiness, weakness, fainting, weak breathing and loss of coordination.

I only had one. I took one tablet. How's your coordination? Catch. Still got it. All right. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. Have a great night. Did I win? Claude wins. Yeah Still got it. All right. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. Have a great night.

Did I win? Claude wins. Yeah, you won. You won. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.