ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th May 2026

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

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ZM's Brea and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brea and Clint podcast. ZM's Brea and Clint,

thanks to KFC. ZDem's Brea and Clint. We hold tight into BNMBMBN. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the Brea and Clint show on a Wednesday. God, I thought those Olivia Dean tickets were gone this morning. That's what I thought.

I saw the video. I was like, Someone's picked the right case, but she took the money. Case four had the Olivia Dean tickets in them. This is ZM's deal or reveal, by the way. But yeah, Bryn offered $600 and they took it. I'd be tempted to give up my case for $600. Me too.

And it shows you what you could be giving up, right? Exactly, and that's always the risk. The Olivia Dean trip has been put back into another case, so it is up for grabs still. It's back up there. We don't know where? My guts is nine. Nine? Should I check?

I don't base that on anything, but yeah, yeah. Banker Brin will be in at 4 o'clock with your next chance to play ZDem's deal or reveal. Final Treasure or the Island at 5 o'clock today. Last chance to take the money or the trip to Raro. Because today's the last episode of Celebrity Treasure Islands. It is the final treasure hunt tonight. You put up a post last night saying you're very invested. I am invested.

My post was more about being shocked at. who the final three were. No spoilers. No spoilers. Just in case. I don't know who wins, by the way. None of us do. Only Bree.

I never ever tell anyone. I did not expect these to be the three people. Put it that way. But isn't that what makes it exciting? Because you can't pick who's going to be in the final three? Yeah, unless you're annoyed that the person you wanted there isn't there. That's fair. But that's fine.

That's part of the game too. That's part of the game. or the island, our last game at 5 o'clock today. Right now, though, Trady versus Lady. 50 bucks up for grabs, like always. If you want it, you have to win. 0,800 dial Z-M if you want to play right now. Play Zatim's Bree and Clint.

This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady. Here we go. The Trades taking on the ladies. Trades on 36, ladies on 42. Ladies in Auckland, she's 30, and she's 30. just sold her house. Welcome to the show, Susie. Gatay Susie. Are you there, Susie? Hey, we've got you now. We've got you now. When did you buy your house to now sell it?

Three years ago and now we're just waiting to buy the next one. Wow, you were kicking goals at 30, Suze. Oh, there we go. We're doing it. Yeah, she's out there living it. You're taking on our trady from Martin. He's 31 and he's a big Queensland fan. Welcome to the show, Todd. Good day, Todd. There's only one real thing to say, Todd. Queenslander! Up to maroon. Let's go, maroon.

State of origin tonight. Might be a question in there today about that. Good luck, guys. Lady is your buzzer, Susie. Trady is your buzzer, Todd. First of three wins. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

Featuring a clown, what is the highest grossing horror film of all time? Lady. Yes, Susie. It's. It. It is. It is it. Well done. It is it. It is it.

Released in 2017. Question number two. Which theory was Albert Einstein most famous for? Lady. Yes, Susie. The gravity one? Yeah. Kind of. The theory of what? We're looking for the theory of what? No, nope. Todd, do you want a free guess?

Nah. Nah. Mainly was famous for the theory of relativity. That's right. We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Big on the playlist right now. Aussie dudes.

The hard one. It's Tame and Parlor. No points there. We move on. Still one to the ladies. Question number four, name the two teams taking part in tonight's state of origin. Yes, Todd?

Queens, but in New South Wales. That is correct. I like how you put the Queensland is first in that answer. Question number five, we're one apiece. What is the dot over an eye called? Is it a bittle, a tittle or a little? Brady. Yes, Todd.

Bittal. Bittal? A bitle, not a bittel. Sues, your options are a tittle and a little. A little. It's actually a tittle. I did not know that. That's a good time.

We're still one apiece. Question number six. Name a Spice Girl's song other than wannabe. God, Spice Girl's not translating to the 30-year-olds. No? No. It's okay. You could have gone with stop. Who do you think you are? Mama, holler. All the classics. Viva forever.

We move on. Question number seven. What is the name of the dog in Family Guy? Lady. Yes, Susie. Um, it's not Stuart. No, it's not Stuart. That's the baby. That's the baby. Three, two, one.

Oh, it's worth a shot, Suez. Todd? No, but nothing. No. We're going to sudden death. This is for the win. Question number eight. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

And we'll never be right. Lady. Oh. Lady. I couldn't split him. not split him. Nah, it's Lord. We're not giving that one.

Okay. Buzzin when you can tell us whose thing's this song. Todd. Veronica? No. Susie? Suzy.

Avriline. No. Buzzard me you can tell us who sings this song. Todd? 660. Yeah, there it is. He's gone.

Good one, Todd. We got there in the end, guys. We got there in the end. Race at the bottom, that one. Todd, there's 50 bucks from KFC coming your way. Congratulations. Oh, thank you, guys. Thanks for playing.

That was good fun. Takes the tradies to 37, place 42. Holy smokes. I had no more songs after that. That was it. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Did I tell you guys that in a couple of weekends, my partner, my fiancé and I, Sapphire,

we've booked a trip for the weekend to go look at a wedding venue. Oh, you're still pushing a head with the wedding thing? Yeah. Well, we're just seeing, we're keeping our options open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, you've got a lot on your plate. It's too much.

If that comment seemed facetious, it's more because there's a baby Jew. What's coming first? The Ariana Grande album or your baby? Oh, I think we're at the same time. At the same, yeah. We just want to see our options. These things have to be planned way in advance.

Yeah, true. And it's an excuse for us to get away for the weekend. Anyway, the wedding venue looks amazing. Where is it? Bay of Islands. Oh, cool. Yeah. So not too far, but far enough.

Anyway, planning a wedding, so much pressure. Because I feel like our main goal is we want to make it easy for the majority of people coming. And we want to make it a real fun time. Yeah. That's our main goal. obviously, you know, for us to enjoy the day as well. Which is why I came across this video of these two content creators who are planning their wedding. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, I'm interested because they talked about, they were like, these are controversial things that we're not doing at our wedding. Okay. And I was like, okay, because I'm planning a wedding at the moment. I was like, oh, I want to know what they're not doing. Yeah. So are you ready? These are the things that they're not doing at their wedding.

No alcohol. Stop, stop. No alcohol? No alcohol at the wedding. Because they don't really drink, they said. They don't really drink. They don't really want to pay for alcohol, for other people to drink. Because Ella doesn't eat meat, so she didn't have meat at her wedding.

I feel like that's different. That's different. Don't worry. I can still have a good time without meat. Okay, all right, let's go again. Sorry. No alcohol. Hintin I don't even drink alcohols.

It really makes no sense to have alcohol there. Probably only going to have vegan options. We're also not going to have our wedding on a weekend because it's so much more expensive to book on a weekend. We're doing no kids and no plus ones. Definitely want an unplugged ceremony. I feel like that one's kind of obvious. Our goal is to not throw the best party ever.

It's to literally just celebrate who we are and who we are as a couple. Fun. Oh, damn. That sounds like the most. Most punishing wedding, I could attend. So I don't get to bring anyone. There's no alcohol. No.

It's vegan. Yep. It's on a weekday. Yep. Okay. And the goal is not to have a good party. It's to celebrate them and who they are. Do that by yourself.

Which you can do that, but also make it fun. Why does the fun have to leave the room to celebrate you guys? Is that like saying you guys are fun? I don't know. It sounds like my worst nightmare. I don't want to go to the. that wedding. It sounds like work.

Sounds like work. Yeah. There's no alcohol. It's on a weekday. It sounds like going to work. Have you been to a shit wedding before? Yeah. Sometimes they just aren't as good.

Like, you know when you go to a good wedding because afterwards you're like, God, that was fun. I've been to a wedding which finished at 9.30. And it wasn't meant to. Awful. It just sort of petered out. Yeah. You know? And you know how weddings go to 11, 12 o'clock?

That's a great wedding. Nobody wants to leave. You're still on the dance floor. DJs like, this is the last song and you're like, play another song. This one I got to like 930, everyone was like, should we wrap it up? Should we go? Oh, that's not a good sign. Should we go?

I can see producer Ella sitting out there staring at me and I know what's going on inside her brain. She's going, I wonder if Breed thought my wedding was poos. Let me just reassure you. I can just read your mind. Your wedding was so much fun. But we did leave early. Yeah, but.

Yeah, yours was on an island. People had to get home. True. Your wedding was just... It was on White Hickey Island. Yeah. We all had a great time and we had heaps of fun. And everyone desperately needed some protein.

But that wasn't why they left. There's potatoes there. The food was vegan, but it was phenomenal. No protein in potatoes. You're not? You're thinking of carbs? There's carbs. No protein.

No wonder I'm weak. No wonder you're hungry. You need some beans. Oh, no, I have lots of... Oh, 800 dials at end. We want to know if you went to a shit wedding. You don't have to say who it was? No.

You just have to say the reason. Why? Why. Maybe it was the thing that was missing. Maybe they had a CD player for the music. Oh, that'd be alright, wouldn't it? If you had a good CD collection. Like with no speaking.

Oh, you mean like a little boombox? Like literally just a little boombox that they pressed play on. Maybe they had no music. Oh. That is Branclin. Free post Malone tickets on the Branklin Instagram page right now. if you can to enter that competition.

Yes, go follow the prompts. Like the page and comment to win. Right now we're talking about these two influences. Stay with me. They're planning their wedding and they're not doing a lot of things at the wedding. We've got to play it again. We've got to play it again.

No alcohol. Kent and I don't even drink alcohol. It really makes no sense to have alcohol there. Probably only going to have vegan option. Also not going to have our wedding on a, weekend because it's so much more expensive to book on a weekend. We're doing no kids and no plus ones. Definitely want an unplugged ceremony. I feel like that one's kind of obvious. Our goal is to not throw the best party ever. It's to literally just celebrate who we are and who we are as a

couple. That last line is crazy. I thought the idea of being an influencer is people had to be interested in you. They had to be, they had to like you. You had to be interesting. It sounds like the most boring wedding. So keen to come to that wedding. Like weddings are meant to be They're meant to be fun. They're meant to celebrate you as a couple, yes, but you can have both. You can have both. It's an unwritten contract. I'm going to spend money to come to your wedding.

I'm going to pay for some accommodation. I'm going to buy you a gift. I'm going to get myself a nice outfit. And you're all going to throw a good party. They sound cheap, to be honest. Like, you know what I mean? They're like, we don't drink much alcohol so we're not going to provide it. You know, like, come on.

Yeah. We want to know from you guys. God, so ungrateful of us. I, God, so ungrateful. If that was all on the invitation, would you RSVP, yes? I would try and find something in my diary to clash with it. Same. I'm like, oh, I'm getting baptized that day.

You're 39. I'm like, yep, never too late. It's in the Hamilton River. Yeah. We want to know, did you go to a shit wedding? This person wants to be anonymous. Understandable. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hello. You don't have to tell us. whose it was unless you want to. No, no, that's okay. Okay, good. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. No, fair, fear.

What made it a shit wedding? So basically we're invited, and it was a colleague of my wife, and so we were pretty surprised to be invited in the first place because we weren't that close to them. Okay, yeah. And then the wedding kicked off, and it was just, like, super awkward. Like, it was a bit of a render crowd vibe. Like, nobody really knew each other.

There wasn't any common threads. No. Right. So nobody was really mingling. when it came to the socialising. And the end of the night was just like us around a boombox and like the 10 hangar-oners and some 30 cent playing from the husband's playlist.

It was very, very strange. That sounds like the best bit of the wedding, to be honest. The rest sounds awkward. A co-worker wedding. A co-worker of your wife's wedding. What was the food like anonymous? Also quite average. Just dry.

Dry, just like the wedding. Was there a chili? Was there a chili bin full of pals? Surely. It was B.O. Oh. Say no more anonymous. Got it.

Yeah. So, yeah. It was not interesting and very awkward. Yeah, okay. Can I just be clear? We're not asking people, we're not expecting the bougiest wedding. No, it's not about that. The wedding can be drinks from a chili bin.

That's absolutely fine. 100% it can. We're talking that the vibes were off. Yeah. Right? And it sounded like the vibes were off at that wedding. It sounds about the vibes were non-existent. until 50 cent came on the bootbox.

Anonymous number two. Hi Anonymous number two. Hi Anonymous number two. Hello. Tell us what was the ship wedding and why? What was a family member? They were 18, both of them were 18 years old. It was in the middle of the day.

And it was like a venue that could probably hold 100, 120 people. Okay. Yeah. It was probably only about, I don't know, 30. Oh, 35 people. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, really small.

but just looked real awkward in this massive venue. 18, they could have just had it in their school hall, you know? Probably. We're in the backyard. At lunchtime while they were still at school. Absolutely. And then the mum of the bride decided, so it had this, yeah, small, intimate thing, and then that was about lunchtime.

I call it the teddy bear picnic. It was pretty much like finger food. And then after, the actual marriage part, the mum of the bride put them in the middle of this massive venue with 30 of us sitting around them, put them on two chairs and decided to tell them how bad it was to get married at 18. Oh, no. Holy crap.

Holy crap. Was that the most awkward thing for everyone else there? It was so bad. You're like, hey, we all know it's a dumb idea, lady, but This is not the time or the place to tell them. Like everyone's thinking it. But don't say it out loud. That's so awkward.

We asked, did you go to a shit wedding? Someone said, I used to work at a wedding reception place. And one time the bride and groom didn't want to pay for the wedding. And they made us take payment from each of the guests as they entered. They didn't put that on the invite either, by the way. A cover charge wedding. So they had a little paywave machine at the entrance. And they're like, welcome to the wedding.

that'll be $60? You can't do that and not warn people. Oh, no. What about this? I went to a wedding where my husband was a groomsman and I knew no one. They took four hours after the wedding ceremony to do the photos.

Four hours. Wow! They had no food until the dinner was served so I was sitting on my own and then partners and other not super close friends were sat in another room for dinner. which was a super cold room.

In a separate room? They then rushed us to eat our dessert, which we got at the last minute and had to finish in five minutes because they needed the cold room for the dance wall. Oh shit. Tessa said, I went to a bad wedding. They served Burgerfield for dinner, and there were no seats.

Oh, burger fuel for dinner sounds right. I wouldn't mind that. Someone else said my own wedding was the shit wedding. The bar stuffed up the maths, and said we hit our $5,000 limit before dinner, on the bar, I'm assuming. Oh, yeah. Before dinner was even served and started charging our guests for drinks, even though we said explicitly not to charge our guests.

I did the mass the next morning, and we'd only used half the bar tab. Got it. Someone said, did Ella just call potatoes protein? Yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. She's vegan, though. She doesn't know. Her husband cooks the food.

Yeah, yeah. She's fine. I'm fine. She will survive. She's low on protein. I'm all good. Only faint once a month. I got invited to a wedding by the groom.

I RSVPed. I showed up to the wedding and the bride was like, what are you doing here? Far out. ZD.N's Brinclint. The tea live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. The story is wild. Dean, tell us what is currently being constructed on the lawn of the White House.

Yes, now let me just preface with the White House, home of the American president. Yes. Probably one of the most prestigious buildings in the world, right? Yes, yes. As we speak, a UFC, a UFC, as in fighting cage, is being erected. It's almost as high as the White House. It is going to be for a big UFC fighting match on the lawn of the White House. It'll have 5,000 seats.

So we're talking a pretty big structure. And as President Trump said, this is the hottest ticket every year or something. What is going on, Dean? What is going on in that country, Dean? What is happening? That I will never have the answer to. The context is they're kind of celebrating the Independence Day's something anniversary.

Yeah, yeah. And they thought to do that, let's put on a cage match in front of the White House on the front lawn. I can't tell if it's insane or insanely awesome. It's to celebrate the 250th anniversary of America's independence, I believe. And they're doing it in the most Donald Trump way. We shouldn't be surprised. You shouldn't be surprised. But it is the equivalent of playing the super rugby final on the lawn of Parliament here in New Zealand.

You know, it just, why would you do it? Why would you do it? The pictures that are coming out of crazy, eh, Dean? This is this huge dome structure that's going up there. It looks like it should be on the Las Vegas strip. Yeah, it really does. Looks like a set. It looks like it to be in Vegas.

Yeah. It looks like a fake White House on Vegas strip. How are they going to top this for the next one? Are they going to jump monster trucks over the top of the White House? Yes. Can you imagine somehow they figure out how to bring George Washington or Abraham Lincoln back from the dead? And they're like, hey, check this out. What are your thoughts?

Do you guys want to go to a cage fight? That sounds fun. Where is it? Like, it seems like a plot line from like a Will Ferrell movie. Yeah. Or Black Mirror. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, Farrell movie is so true. You know? Like, Talladega nights. And Will Ferrell is the president? Yes. It seems so outrageous. Oh, my God. But it's not, it's real life.

It's not funny, is it? It's serious. And that's the tea with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. Have you heard about what's going on? over the dutch at the moment? The crazy story coming out of Australia about the dog, the Kelpie.

No. There's a puppy over in Australia on the Gold Coast that's making headlines around the globe after it got diagnosed with a rare condition. Right. The rare abnormality resulted in duplicated penises.

It's got two penises. Double doodle dog. They've nicknamed it Willie Wonka. Hot dog. Yeah. Double hot dog. Little Aussie Kelpie. What'd you say they called it?

Willie Wonka. Willie Wonka. That's its nickname. Two willies. I've one dog. Born with two penises. It's undergone surgery, actually. That's what's making news.

For the ultra-rare congenital defect. Ella's losing it out there Two willies Do you guys want to know what it's called? Apparently the condition Is called dip failure Is it? Yeah

Dip failure Yeah Nice dip failure What is the surgery for? You said it's undergone surgery What's the surgery for? I think to remove one Oh

Yeah Because I think Ella boo I don't think One of them actually worked The other ones in working order So they, hopefully they're removed the right one You'd want the option of which one they got rid of, eh?

Yeah. Could you imagine two streams though? Yeah. You're like Spider-Man, whip, wet. Yeah, that'd be pretty crazy. Pretty wild. Which one do you want to keep? Have you got a measuring tape?

That one. Yeah. You do the man. I don't know, which one do you think I should keep? Has this ever happened in humans before? I will have. It would have, eh? Yeah.

I know that, oh, what about that? that crazy story about the woman who went in for her 12-week sonograph for her baby and they were like... Ultrasound? Ultrasound. Why do I keep calling it a son-garde? I don't know.

I think it's the same thing. Went in for the 12-week scan and she was like 30-something. Yeah. And they were like, baby looks good. Did you know you've got two uteruses? Oh, Buzzie. Yeah, I've heard of this.

And she was like, no. Baby looks good. By the way, you've got two uteruses. That's pretty rare. Very rare. Also, have you heard about this dog? He got two penises. There was also, I believe...

You should meet this dog. Correct me if I'm wrong, which I probably am wrong, but I feel like I read a story. Yes. And it was recently about a woman who had this condition, same condition, two uteruses. Uteri, would we call it? Two uteri.

To uterine. Two uterine. Two uterine. And she was pregnant. with two babies, different uteruses. Really? I'm pretty sure. It's only of it, like, super, super, super, super rare.

Crazy. Someone said, missed opportunity there to call the puppy free Willie. Because he's got one, he's got a free Willie. Yeah. Pretty good. Someone said they should have called the dog Jewel Dick. That's not bad. It's not bad.

Yes, producer Ella. Here we go. I'm still stuck on this willy situation. Yeah. You know, when you lose a toe and you put a... in the freezer or a tonsil and you put it in the freezer? Yeah. Did they do that with the dogs, Willie?

No, I don't think so. No, wait, sorry, just to pull you up on that. If you lose a toe, do you put it in the freezer? You put it on ice? Until you can take it to the hospital. Oh, until you can get it put back on. Yeah. But then, you know, when you're going into surgery, the way, do you want to keep this?

That's not medical advice from the Brian Clint show. I think if you put the toe in the freezer, you'll kill it. You need to put it. There's different between on ice and in the freezer. Yeah, because you don't want to freeze it. Okay. I've never lost a toe, so I don't know. That's just a myth.

Someone said they could call the dog Richard the second. That's nice. That's good. Right, okay. We got a question for you this afternoon. Yes. And we're asking it in a loving way. Yes.

And the question is, are you a bit of a freak of nature? Yeah. Do you have something that you would say makes you a bit of a freak of nature? Maybe you were born with the thing, but it's been changed. Remember we talked to that person recently who was born with an extra pinky? Yes. They had two pinkies on one hand? Yes.

And they got one removed, didn't they? And we were like, how did the gloves work? And she's like, oh no, they whipped it off when I was a baby. Yeah, that's right. I went to school, boarding school. She was in the grade above me. And she had extra pinky toes that hadn't been taken off. She kept them.

Yeah, they were still there. On both feet? On both feet? On both feet. Fun fact, whenever I see any bare feet in public, I always check their toes to see if there's another one. I haven't seen a sixth toe before. It's like finding a four-leaf clover, eh? Also, my cousin, my cousin runs in their family that the second and third toe is webbed.

Oh, they're fascinating. And her kids, one kid got it on both toes and the other kid didn't. Yeah, but it's like a passed-down genetic trait. Does it? Is it easier to swim in the ocean? Could your baby have it? No, different side of the family. But I mean, you never know.

You never know. It'd be a good swimmer. Oh, 800,000. you can text your story to 9-6-9-6. The question is, are you, or were you, a bit of a freak of nature. But out of the ordinary.

Yeah. The ZDM Podcast Network. Dog over in Australia, people are talking about it because it's got two penises. Two willies. Got diagnosed with two peni. Well, it didn't, you know,

what it had, you said they took one off. Yes, so it's undergone surgery where they have removed the one that was a non-working one. Someone said there was a guy on Reddit who did an AMA and he claimed to have two willies. Really? His Reddit name was Double Dick Dude.

Good Reddit name. That's a great Reddit name. It's a great Reddit name. Also, yeah, I feel like the main question would be, can you show us? Yeah, I want to see. Yeah. The main question would be prove it.

Exactly. We also were talking about women who are born with two uteruses. it is two uteri, by the way. Is that the term? That is the term. And then I said, I swear I read a story about a woman who got pregnant, separate pregnancies, because she had two uteri, had a pregnancy in each of them.

And I've done some research. So yes. It did happen. It did happen. It's happened multiple times. It's very rare. But in 2019, there was a really, really rare case. A woman over in Bangladesh gave birth to twins, almost so fraternal twins, not identical.

Yeah. So they were in separate uteruses. In the same woman. In the same woman, she gave birth to one premature. Yeah. So the baby was premature. A month later, she gave birth to the other one. Buzzy.

So your twins were completely different birthdays. Yes. Yeah. One's a month older. It's crazy. My bum. My mum. Very different.

My mum was born with four kidneys. She still has them all and they're all functioning. What? Wow. That is quite incredible. She must get annoyed at being asked all the time. Oh, do you want to donate one? Yeah.

You got four. That's amazing. I've never heard of that before. I had super numerales, two rows of baby teeth, top and bottom. Whoa, like a shark. A guy I played soccer with back of the day. We called him Shark Boy, because he had so many teeth in his mouth. Yeah.

Because he had multiple sets of teeth. Have you seen how great whites have got the front teeth and the back teeth? Yeah. Yeah. That's what it looks like. Shark boy. Someone else said, I don't even remember how I figured this out. But when I was 16, I realized I had breast milk that would come out of my nipples.

Oh, my gosh. But I don't think it was exactly that, but it scared me. and I went to the doctor and apparently it's normal sometimes. It still happens to me. Wow. That would scare you. Another breast milk one.

It says, I have accessory nipples that are just at the edge of my armpits where they join my body. They made milk when I was breastfeeding. Wow. What were they called? Accessory nipples.

As opposed to what you've got, which is nipple accessories. Yeah. Different. Tassel. asked, are you a freak of nature? This text came in. I have very flexible wrists so I can clap

with one hand. I need to hear that. Try it. Oh, ow, that had my wrist. Nothing here. This is as far as I can go. Is that how limp your wrist is? Interesting. Someone else said, this one's quite interesting. It says

my husband is a freak of nature. No tailbone. It's essentially just mush in that part of back. It runs in his family, but he's from gore, so we can't ask too many questions, you know? Hey. That's what they wrote. Hey. That's what they wrote.

Someone else said, my cousin had Siamese toes on both feet. The second and third toe were joined. Oh, yeah. My sister and I joked that was the reason she was good at swimming. Yeah, that'd be the classic. Yeah. I have a duplex kidney. I've investigated what a duplex kidney is.

Yeah, what's that? So your kidney, I don't know the name of the tube because I can't pronounce it, but it's the tube that comes off the kidney and feeds the urine into your bladder. Got it. On one of the kidneys, you've got two tubes coming off it. Whoa. Yeah.

So does it do double the work? Do you pee 50% more? Like is your urine double, like filtered? Double filtered urine, yeah. Could so, no, because they've only got, it's the one kidney. That lady before who had the four kidneys, do you have double filtered urine?

And do you process alcohol faster? I was going to say, does that mean, So would she get like intoxicated way faster? Yeah. Or the opposite. Oh, here's the text. I have two uteruses and one kidney. What?

Whoa. God. I wonder if what would you rather? God giveeth with one hand and he take away with the other. What would you rather two uteruses and one kidney or one uterus and two kidneys? Or two willies like the dog. I play poker with a guy whose thumb tip was split into two thumbs like a love heart. I've met someone with that.

Or the people that have like real stumpy things. thumbs? Have you seen those people? It's the model. One of the models has it. Famous model and only one of her thumbs. Maybe it's Caradeleveen. Could someone technically... Megan Fox. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Megan Fox has the stumpy thumbs. This is a text. Someone said, could someone with two uteruses technically get pregnant to two separate dudes in their two uteri and have twins with different dads? Yes. Whoa! So technically they wouldn't be twins. They wouldn't be fraternal.

twins because they wouldn't be genetically, you know, related. They are related because obviously same mum, but different dads. So they're not twins. My daughter has duplex kidney. It causes so many UTIs. Interesting. That sucks. A lot of texts coming in that we can't read.

But very interesting, guys. Thank you. Yes, we appreciate all the texts. Our community of freaks of nature. Hell yeah. It's ZM's big. Bree and Clint podcast. Let's play Google Down.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Yeah! Let's play some Google Down. Who is the fastest Googler on the team? Is a Clint, Claudia, or Ella?

That is the question we will answer here this afternoon. Is everyone ready? Yeah. I hope so. I feel a bit antsy. I haven't won this game in a while. Ooh. Well, today could be the day.

Hopefully. I put these questions... I'm hoping you've lost it. Into Google. First person to yell out the correct answer from Google. I'll give you a point. First to three takes the win. Here we go.

Question number one. How many litres in a gallon? Zero point two six four. Damn. A liquid gallon? 4.546.09. How many liters? I'm just going to take my time now.

How many... What were your answers? What were your first answers, girls? I already know I'm wrong. 0.264, we both said. I've got it. I've got a new answer. Hold on, Clint needs to have an answer.

3.785 litres in one US liquid gallon. The slowest correct answer we've ever had in Google Down, but he gets it done. That's so annoying. 3.7541, yes, correct. Question number two. What is Zendaya's last name? Coleman.

Coleman. Oh, damn. Wow. There you go. I've always wanted to do that. Like off the top of your head? It's a good feeling, eh? Oh, fantastic.

Well done. What's Spider-Man's name? Tom Holland? Is she going to be Zendaya Coleman Holland? I don't know, actually. Nah, she's dropped the name. She's famous. She's just going to be Zendaya, right?

She's just Zendo. He's going to drop his last name. He'll just be Tom. That's hilarious. Question number three. Who is? invented frozen coax. Oh, yum.

Omar Kinney. In 1950. I'm going to give Claudia and Clint both a points. Oh, take it. Thank you. Back in 1958. He's a genius.

What a genius. Question number four, we are one apiece. How many Pokemon exists in 2026? 10028. 1,025. One of you is correct. Oh.

I hope it's Claudia. It's Clint. Oh, I'm doing it! There's no way. 1,025 is what I got. Okay, name them then. You know, I was going to know when you were saying it's good to go off the top of your head.

We talked about this last week. I was about to yell out 120. Oh. And I'm glad I didn't. You would have been wrong. Simone, thank you for... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

You haven't won yet? Yes, I have. Yeah, I think he has. Oh, did he? Yeah. Frozen Coke. Oh, you got the first one. He got one with me.

Yeah, and the Pokemon. And the Pokemon. Oh, you did too. Yeah, no, no, no, no. It's a good game. We keep going. Simone, yeah, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations.

Sweet, thank you. Good on you, Simone. Oh, winning feels good. I know why Claudia enjoys this so much. Yeah, I'm not happy. Yeah, it's so much more fun when you win. You're on a real dry spell. I know.

I've lost my mojo again. Oh, no. I've lost me mojo. Broom, broom, get in your car. No, that's not it. I just wanted to say something. Okay, cool. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.

God, people are obsessed with being healthy these days, aren't they? Yeah. If I have to listen to one more of my friends talk about a vitamin that they're taking or how they're going to the gym on a Saturday. Yeah. Oh, boo. No, it's good. It's good.

It's good, isn't it? No, we love it. It is good. Unless you work in the alcohol industry, in which case... It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. I came across this interesting article. Well, I thought it was interesting.

And then I was like, nope, this is boring. And then producer Claudia was like, I want to know. I want to hear about it. This is what it is. The eight fruit, sorry, the eight vegetables that aren't as healthy as you think they are. So this is for the health nuts. As of the stuff, you can stop putting in your smoothie. Yeah, because they say, it's actually not as good for you.

Like, it's not bad for you. Yeah. But it's actually not as good as what they say. I hope beetroot's not on there because I feel like when I'm unwell or I've treated myself poorly, I'm like, oh, beetroot juice will help me out. Beatroot definitely not on this list. Beetroot, superfood. Yes.

Yeah, you're good to go with beetroot. Something you can take out of your meals and smoothies according to this list. celery. Yay. What? Made up of 90% water. Yeah. Do you know that's why

another particularly opt for organic stuff all the time, too expensive. But celery, they say is one of the things you should go organic because it's 90% water. So if there's chemicals, it's all inside the celery. Yeah. Yeah, eating a lot of it. Next on the list,

veggies that aren't as healthy as you think they are. Capsicum. Oh, what? It's a mid-tier kind of veggie. Capsicum, which repeats on me if I eat it, so I don't like it. If it's cooked, isn't that weird? If it's cooked, it repeats on me, so I stay away from it. It's from the Nightshade family.

In large amounts, it can cause nausea, abdominal cramps and inflammation. I reckon, you've got to eat a lot of capricum for that. It does feel like more of a garnish than a superfood. What about like in a stew fry? Yeah, it's kind of there for colour. Yeah, this one I'm so excited about. That it was on the list. Pumpkin.

No, I love pumpkin. Something I hate, and it's on the list. Eggplants. Otherwise known as Ibrahimine. I love egg one. Me too. But I've never eaten it thinking I was doing myself a favour. Oh, I do.

I'm like, man, I'm just the best. It's not a person alive. It's also a nightshade vegetable. Often praise for being high in fiber and antioxidants, but other than that, it doesn't really pack any other nutrients It's vitamins or protein. Okay. Oh, damn.

Next on the list, I'm devastated about this one. Potatoes. No, nobody thinks potatoes are good for you. Potatoes are for comfort. And you know why? People don't think potatoes are good for you? Why? Because we turn them into all naughty things from.

Oh, yeah. Mashed potatoes. How is this potato that I'm deep fried? Not good for me. Yeah, exactly. Next on the list, peas. Oh, I love peas. Yeah.

Starchy vegetable. They can go in the bin. Yeah. Oh, man. I just don't just remember hate eating. my peas as a kid. It's just why they're all of them whole so they didn't have to chew them.

These are all the vegetables that you overrated. Yeah, overrated. Next, iceberg lettuce. Yeah, well, that's water. That's yummy though. It's mostly water and doesn't, it's not very nutrient and dense.

It's just for crispness. Yeah. It's what it does in the burger. Yeah, yeah. It's not going to hurt you, but yeah. Two more. Cucumbers. No, cucumber is good for you.

Cucumbus, technically a fruit, but we've been. included in the list, typically eaten as a vegetable, but this plant is another one that's high in water content, but low in everything else. Yeah, that's fine. Cucumbia. And last on the list, very strong flavoured vegetable. Radish.

Oh. You tell me how radish is not good for me? No, no, sorry, I think we're getting confused here. Oh, it's not bad for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I've had a text from a dietician. Yeah. Who said, all vegetables are good for your health, guys. This is clickbait.

you shouldn't be spreading it. No, no, we're not saying they're bad for you. They're just not as good for you as maybe what you think where you're like, oh, these are amazing for me. Like there's other vegetables that are better. Do you know what I'm annoyed wasn't on the list? What? Cale.

No, that one's definitely good for you. That's delicious. Have it Ethiopian style. Yeah, cover in a bunch of flavors. You won't even taste it. You know what? I'm going to put butter on it. Yeah, I'm going to put oil on it and put it in the air fryer.

Makes everything taste good butter. You do you. I love vegetables. I'm going to wrap some potato in it. Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint. You want free post Malone tickets going into the competition on the Brie and Clint Instagram page right now. It's very easy and you could get two free tickets tomorrow. Chelsea Handler, the comedian, has spoken out on a podcast about a bad dating experience she had

and she's named the other celebrity involved. Oh, juicy. Because, I mean, that's very Chelsea. handler behavior. What was the buzzy story she told us when she came in the studio with us last year? Was it about George Bush? Was it how she skis naked every year? She's got good stories. She does have great stories. She appeared on the Kristen Cavalieri podcast. Let's be honest, it's called. And she talked about how Bobby Flay, which he's an American celebrity chef. He was on Iron Chef. He's had a bunch of cooking shows.

You might recognize him. Okay. He's a celebrity over in America. Yeah. She talked about how there was one circumstance where someone kind of set them up and she didn't give him the best review. Okay. Take a listen. At a hotel with some girlfriends, he wanted to order me room service, food for us.

He's like, let me order your food for you. I love that hotel. He ordered me food. Then like three of my girlfriends were in the room with me. and they ordered room service. He's like, I'm going to order it. But then they brought me the bill. And I'm like, what?

No. And then, like, somebody was like, oh, yeah, he's really cheap. He's really cheap. And I was like, oh, I hate cheap. I'm generous and I like people to be generous with their money. Let me order it for you and then invoice you. Awkward. Awkward.

So he was talking to her while she was staying at this hotel. And he's like, oh, they do great food. Yeah. I'm going to call up and order your room service for you. Okay. But then left the bill for her to pay. Anyway, she said she goes on to say that even though that was not a great experience, she did go on a date with him after that.

Because I hadn't been on a date. And she said it wasn't a match. Right. Yeah. I've just Googled. Bobby Flay's net worth is $60 million. Oh, mate. See, that would annoy me.

Like, if you're offering to order the food, you pay for the food. But also, you said he's a celebrity chef. Yeah. So, so as he's going, I know food. That's probably why he was doing it. Let me do the ordering for you.

Yeah. Let me, but then if you send her the bill, that's not impressive. That's weird. But all you've done is, all you've done is not let her choose what she wants to eat. Yeah, not sexy. Not sexy.

Yeah. Especially if he's worth 60 million. Mm-hmm. You know? Mm-hmm. I feel like that is quite turn-off behavior. Mm-hmm. on like early dates.

Yes. Like for me anyway. Like, because I feel like I, I don't know, you're always looking for someone who's like similar to you in certain ways or on certain things. By the start of the date too,

you want to be a little bit like... I love spoiling people. Yeah. I would hope that people would say that I was generous. I think you're a generous person. Okay, great. Absolutely.

So I think you need to, in terms of that kind of, a personality trait. I feel like you need to meet someone who's similar. Yeah. Have you been on a cheap date before? And not a cheap date,

because cheap dates can be good dates. Have you been on a date with someone who did something cheap? Yeah. This was years ago I went on a date with this guy. He was lovely. He was lovely. And he, it was quite strange.

Up front he was like, it's my treat tonight. It's my treat. And like made it known that it was his treat, which I didn't ask for, but I was like, that's nice. And but then he kind of was trying to guide me away from the more expensive things on the on the menu. And I was like...

It's my treat. It's my treat. I probably wouldn't get the steak. And I was like, is he trying to make me not get the steak? I feel like that's what was happening. After bragging about how it was his treat. Yeah, I was like, well, well, what do you want to hear from you guys? Because those stories will be out there.

We're not saying that somebody should pay and somebody shouldn't. That's not what we're implying. But you know when you've been on a date with someone who has exhibited stingy behaviour, I guess you could say. And what I was also trying to get at, I think if you're both that way inclined, then it works. Whereas if one person isn't one... Well, you can't both be that way inclined, otherwise the date isn't going to happen.

You know? Yeah, but you just go to somewhere cheaper. Oh, I guess you just split it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Did you go on a date or have you dated someone that displayed cheap behavior? ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

Gosh, we're getting some good texts on this. Oh, what about this one? I lived on a hill growing up and my high school boyfriend made me walk down the hill, which was a good 30-minute walk because he didn't want to waste petrol driving up the hill. My dad was furious. Yes. I'm sure that relationship didn't last. Yes. How dare he? That's crazy. A guy asked me on a date.

He said there was a movie that he desperately wanted to see and he asked if I would go with him. His treat, he said. We got to the movies and as we're waiting at the counter, he tells me he forgot his wallet and this was before paywave. I gave him the benefit of the doubt and I said, I'll pay.

Then we get to the counter and he proceeds to order $40 worth of snacks for me to pay for on top of the tickets. Oh no. He never paid me back. I was not keen on a second date. I just wrote him off as a bad ditter. The first date.

The first date that happened. Oh, that's awful. Ordering the food and drink on top of us. Yeah, it's so rough. Power move. Someone texts through and said, I have paid for my own cup of tea on more than one occasion. I text that person back and said,

I'm assuming this is when you meet up for someone for a coffee. You've gotten a tea, they've got a coffee, and then they've paid for their coffee and not your tea. So I asked them and they said exactly. They pay for their drink and not mine. One time I went to the bathroom, they paid for their coffee while I was in the toilet and I had to awkwardly ask the counter if the bill was paid. That's so cheap.

So they've gone up to pay for their coffee only, but they've waited until you're in the bathroom so that it's not awkward for them. That's awful. You're lucky to dodge that bullet. What's a cup of tea worth at a cafe? $5? $5 bucks. First date with a guy who had asked me

multiple times to go on the date. I got up to the counter to pay and he told me when we're exclusive, I'll pay for your dinner. Huge ick. Honestly, honestly, who does that guy think he is? When we're exclusive, I'll pay

for your dinner. Well, it looks like you're never paying for my dinner. Ew. Ew, ill, ill. There's a few of these. What about that new one that just came in? Says, I had been paying for all dates for two months as they had no money after returning from overseas,

then watch them get $300 in cash from the ATM. Asked a question, oh no, that's my UK money. Oh, no. You'd be furious. You would be furious. You'd be like, wait, you've had money this whole time. People don't expect to be paid for. You know, it's not like a free ride situation.

You get a vibe. Yeah, it's the vibe. It's the vibe. You know what we're talking about. Right, birthday bangers next. That is Brinclent. All I want to my birthday, birthday banger.

Birthday banger, is the number one song when you turn 16. We figure it out for you, and then we decide who has the best one. Yeah, we have the power. Liam's going to go first. Gatay Liam. Hi, Liam. Hello, how's you going?

You do your duck do boy. No, not a boy, I know. I recognise that duck-do voice anywhere. Have you seen that video on our Instagram page, Liam? Oh, yeah, yeah, it's got like half a million views or something. Your duck-do joke that you did has got three quarters of a million views on Instagram. Holy smokes, you're welcome. Yeah, I'll say.

You got us a doozy. You're back, Loam, we're going to do your birthday banger. What's your day to birth? Fourth of August, 2007. Right, Liam. That means you were 16. in 2023. And here's your birthday banger.

Quack. What do you reckon? Doja cat? Do you like it, Liam? No, I hate the song. Doja duck. Doja duck. I'm not a boy. I'm a man. Not a fan, Liam said.

You can trust Liam to give it to us straight. Thank you. Let's go to Nicky for a birthday banger. Goody, Nicky. Hi, Nicky. Hello. Hello. What have you been up to today, Nikki?

Work and being set mummy. Oh, good on you, Nikki. Hey, what's your birthday? 20th of February, 1986. All right, that means you was 16 in 2002. And on that day, this was number one. Yeah, banger from pink. Yeah, I like it.

Pink. Huge from Pink. Are you into it, Nikki? Very much so. Yeah, I think it's a good one. It's a goodie. Not okay with it being 24 years. years old this song.

Yeah, that's weird. But she's a banger. Yeah, wait there, Nikki. We'll do one more for Alex. Hi, Alex. Yeah, hi, how's it going? Good. What have you been doing today, Alex?

I just work. What do you do for a crust? Landscaping. God. Are you ripped? I wish. Have you a sore back? No, not too bad, actually.

I feel like landscaping is tough. Hard yacker. Yeah, getting on the shovel. Let's do your birthday bang at Alex. What's your date of birth? All right, Alex. First of December, 94. All right, Alex.

That means you're 16 in 2010. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Oh, millennial anthem. The original party girl, Kesh up. What do you reckon, Alex? A landscaper? Do you like it? It's not really for me.

Which one would you choose out of those three? No. None. None, yeah. Yeah, not really. Probably Doja Cat. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. Okay, wait there.

I like the honesty. Doge Cat, pink, casha. I like the pink and I like the Kasha song. I think I like the Kasha song a little bit more than I like the pink song, so I'm going Kasha. It's music to my ears because as if I've not choosing Kesa. Alex, you might not like it, but you won. Congratulations.

Let's go. And we like it. Brian Clint. Casha on Z-M, we are who we are. Birthday banged for Alex, number one in December 2010. Someone's criticising me on the text machine for the way I say casher. Do I say cashier weird? Casher.

Casher. Kasha. Kasha? Kasha. I say Kasha. Yeah, it's Keshah. K-K-K-S-H-A, isn't it? K-A with an E.

Yeah, with an E. Not an E. It's a at. K-at-S-H-A, isn't it? No, it's a dollar sign for the, for the, Yes. Oh, I got my symbols wrong. It's not casher.

Either was K-at-S-H-A. No. Is it K-E-Dolar sign H-A? Yes. Yes. Keshah. Kisha? Quick poll of the room.

Don't let that influence you. Claudia, how do you say it? I've always said Keshah, but the money sign is cash. Cash. That's why I say Kasha. Yeah. Because of the dollar sign. I forgot.

Yeah, that's why I said. I never thought about that. It's definitely Keshah. Yeah, I've always said Kisha. Kish-E-Poss. Paywave. Paywave, ploys. Do you reckon there's any millennial sayings or words you're still using

that make you feel old and that you should stop using them? Maybe seem old. I feel like I've dropped a YOLO or two in the last... Oh no. In recent times. Ruffle. I still lean heavily into Lull. Yeah, I still use Lull.

Loll's timeless. I feel like I'd get away with YOLO less. I feel like could Lull be the next cool? Because cool is timeless. Cool is timeless, yeah. That is a slang word that has stood the test of time. Cool is groovy. No, that one definitely hasn't.

Came across a video. Groovy's no longer groovy? No, no, no. Of a fellow millennial Clint who has decided to take it upon herself to tell us what millennial phrases or words should not be used anymore. Good, because I'm only taking this advice from a millennial. It's too condescending from anyone else. Exactly.

Yeah. So let's have a listen as to the millennial phrases or words we shouldn't be using anymore. Cool beans. Straight to jail. Awesome sauce. Straight to jail. This one I don't even want to say, Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. And along the same lines, fam bam,

straight's jail. Referring to your partner as your hubby or your wifey. Along those lines calling your dog a doggo or a pop-o. Toots for goats. That one has to go as well. Be honest. Who here you, does anyone use any of those still?

Be honest, Clint. I've heard Clint and producers, you back me up on this. Always. Have you? I swear. I've heard Clint say more than once, cool beans. Oh, yeah. You definitely said that one.

I'm saying ironically. Oh yeah. Are you? Yeah, I am. Fam bam hits hard. Oh, that one's so yuck. When people are like, especially when it's like someone in management and they're like, all right, fam bam.

Because we're physical reaction. I almost swore just then. It's not good, eh? Yeah, yeah. Wham bam, thank you, ma'am. It looks like a guy that would also say lit. Yeah, yeah. Clint.

Out of the pub guys. You can't. Are we getting lit tonight? You can't spell Clint without lit. You can't. Yeah, Clint would be like, yeah, we get lit tonight, fellas, cool beans. Getting lit, fan, ban. And then finger gun it too.

He'd be like, fan bam, we're getting lit tonight, cool beans. Hey guys, check out my moonwalk. Why has this become about me? And then he did two double thumbs up. Why have I become the target? It's just easy, you know. Oh, well, yolo. Podcast Network.

The Password. Because that's what we're playing right now. The Password. We get given a one-word password from producer Claudia. And then we give out one-word clues to our teammates to try and figure out the password. Whoever gets it first wins $50 cash. Georgia Bree is going to give you clues. Good evening.

Hello. How's it going? Good, Georgia. And Ethan, you'll be on Team Clues. Flint. Yeah, the lads. Yeah, the boys. Claudia hasn't shown us the password yet.

You said it was very hard. It was Velcro. It was so hard. So, hoping for a bit easier, even just for us, for Breano. Georgia and Ethan, you both understand the concept, right? Yeah. Okay, great. Okay, I'll rip the Velcro off and show you your word.

Here is your password. Oh. Okay, cool. Rock paper scissors, who goes first? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot Rock, paper, scissors, shoot, rock paper scissors shoot, rock paper scissors shoot,

rock paper scissors shoot. I win again. We are sinking up, though. We are. It's weird how many times we get the same one. All right, Georgia, good luck, you're first. Thank you, yep, ready. Okay.

Jeez, um, stiff. Stiff, Georgia, that's your clue. What's the password? First thing that comes to mind. It's a hard one, it's a hard one. Dick. Dick, no. Oh, Georgia, we're going to be good friends.

Ethan, you're up. My clue for you for the password is not stiff. It's stuffed. Stuffed. St-U-U-F-E-D. Stuffed. Gib? Gib. Like, gym, GI-B. I'm bored. No.

Okay, Georgia, keep in mind those last two clues. Yeah. And then your next clue is animals. Animals. Nice. It is hard. It's just animal. So say, you.

Yeah, say them out loud. Dick, stiff, animal. No, no, no. No, forget Dick. No, George's out. Ethan? Yeah. Keep all those clues in mind.

Dick is not one of the clues, okay? That's just something that George is said. Stiff, stuffed, animal, and my clue for you is dead, Ethan. Taxidemi? Hey! There it is. George. George said Dick twice.

George fell into the dick sand. I should have the password was dick Oh, that'd be a fun game Ethan, well done, Tectadermy was the password And you've scored $50 cash Good on you, Ethan, Georgia Not your knife, but shit, it was funny Oh, thank you

Stiff First thing that comes to mine Obviously Dick, Dick Play Z-M's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.