ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th November 2023

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody. Welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. I've just committed a kitchen crime here at the ZM offices. Oh, don't you know the saying? What? You know, shit where you eat.

No, I didn't do that. No, no, no. It's quite a big building. Look, there's a couple of hundred people that work here in this. It's not just ZM. It's other radio stations and things too, and the New Zealand Herald and heaps. But I've accidentally used someone's special lactose-free milk

to make my coffee with. Oh, no. Yeah, and I've made an espresso. It's quite a lot of milk. And now I've realised. No, I didn't. I just grabbed the one later out of the fridge It's got a blue lid Brie

It's got a blue lid so I just thought it was blue top milk How do you know it's someone's special milk then? Well because it's why else would there be zero lactose milk

in the fridge? Maybe they've started to cater for other people's stomachs in the building Maybe Maybe the company's paying for it But I use half the bottle

so I just went in and I've just refilled it with normal milk I've just refilled it with normal milk. I've just poured just so. Why would you do that? You really don't care about us lactose intolerant people, do you? You think, Clint always says to me, he goes, lactose intolerance isn't a real thing.

It's all you guys just making it up. Well, I'd be forgiven for thinking that around someone who eats a bag of grated cheese for dinner. I stopped doing that a year ago. As Brie is eating cheese, she'll be like, oh, I'm lactose intolerant. I stopped doing that ages ago.

I was joking about refilling the milk. Food allergies are not something to play around with. Except for lactose intolerances, which aren't real. Except for lactose intolerances, yeah. Clint, 2023. Today on the show, we're going to play Pass the Parcel again, thanks to Big Barrel. So we'll do that just before five o'clock.

Plus, you can guess the noise to win some free KFC. There's heaps coming up in the show today. Lots, including tradie versus lady. Not many weeks to go yet. Not yet. Not many weeks to go anymore, and yet. Not many weeks to go anymore, and the Ladies are still in front on 106. So if you want to be in it to win it today,

0800 dial ZM. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Tradie versus Lady, Monday afternoon. Score update for the year as we draw closer to the end. The Tradies on 100, the Ladies on 106. Let's go live to our lady in crash suit. She's 18 years old and she has broken her arm 12 times.

Welcome to the show, Jade. Jade, what have you been doing? It's a bunch of monkey bars, gymnastics, and it's about it all, and trampolines, and yeah. Even then, 12 times. Is it the same arm? No, it's not, luckily. It's been for both. Yeah, luckily.

Yeah, spread those out. You've got to spread them out. Yeah, yeah. You poor thing. She's only 18. Oh, I need a bit of surgery on both of them. Oh, you poor thing. You're taking on our tradie today, also from Christchurch, they're 33,

and they are playing Pokemon Go still. Welcome to the show, Sam. Sam, you've got to catch them all, don't you? Absolutely. Do you ever come across someone else still out there playing Pokemon Go when you're walking around the parks trying to catch your Pikachus and stuff? Yeah, the Botanic Gardens. You'd be surprised how many people are out there playing or walking around on their phones.

How many have you caught, Sam, and how many to go? I don't know. Thousands and, I don't know, still heaps to go. I'll just keep adding more to the list, Sam. Can't stop, won't stop. Okay, Sam, your buzzer is tradies. Jade, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash, thanks to KFC.

Jade, please don't break your arm during this game. Please. Please, whatever you do. Just be careful, Jade. Question number one. This happened quite recently, but who was sworn in as the 42nd Prime Minister of New Zealand? Yes, Sam. Christopher Luxon.

Christopher Luxon. Today. It was the Lux dog. One to the tradies. Question number two. What do caterpillars eventually turn into? Tradie. Yes, Sam.

Butterflies. Jeez. He is quick on that buzzer. Jade, not even getting a look in. You need this one Yes, Sam. Butterflies. Jeez. He is quick on that buzzer. Jade, not even getting a look in. You need this one here, Jade, to stay in at question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Sam. Olivia Rodrigo

He's got it That was a masterclass Well done Sam You've got $50 cash Coming your way Thanks to KFC Awesome thanks guys That was incredible

Brie and Clint Brie am I looking swole? Am I looking... Yeah. Yeah, have you been stung by a bee? You do look a bit swollen around there. Not swollen. Swole.

Oh. Because you'll be glad to know I finally completed, after six months, I've finally completed my home gym over the weekend. Oh, clap him in, producers. It's finished. Clap him in. It's finished.

I've got the whole thing. I've got it all in there. When I think of Clint, I think of gym buff. Yeah, well, no, you don't.

And the issue is, it's because I don't go to the gym enough. So I thought if I build a gym at home, then problem solved because then I live, essentially, I now live at the gym. So there's no reason

why I can't have that Art Green rig by probably mid-summer. Before I mean, I think you're dreaming. I think Art Green's been working on that body since he came out of the womb. How many times would you say you've used the home gym

in the past six months? Good question. Because I've had the basics there. I was just missing the last bit, which was a beach. So that's just the last bit. But now the stuff's all there. I had the weights and the bar and the rack and I had some stuff to do squats and I had some stuff to do like some bicep curls and stuff. And in the six months since I got it, I have used it, oh, there's that one there, no times.

Not once? Not a single time. No. Why do you keep buying stuff if you're not even going to use it? Because I just think I need it all before I can get started. You know that feeling where you're like, it's not ready. I don't want to use it yet because it's not ready. No, I don't know that feeling. It's kicking the can a bit further down the road.

Anyway, the bench is purchased. That's the bit that I lie on to do the bench press and stuff. It's all gym terminology, but I'll walk you through it. Could you do some sums for me? Can we work out how much I have spent on this gym? I'd love to. So, I bought

the bar. I bought a 20 kilo Olympic bar and that cost me $120. Bench press bar? Bar, yeah. How much? $120. Okay. And then I bought the, I actually got the squat rack second hand off Trade Me. So I got that for $280.

Oh, what a bargain. Yeah, what a bargain. Then I needed the weights for the gym. How much were they? I couldn't get those second hand, they were $600. This is, but Brie, once we figure this out, I can quit my gym membership. You can use those as a doorstop as well. This is going to make money eventually.

And then the bench had to be strong enough to take my weight and the weight of the weights. So what would that be, around 80 kilos? That was $480 for the bench. Jesus. So this needs to come in less than my gym membership, which is currently costing me $60 a month. So all in all.

Around $1,500. Not bad. And wait, so 60 times. So you're spending on your gym membership around $720 a year. So in two years' time. So in two years. This will be cost neutral. Yeah, it will break even.

In two years' time. In two years, it will break even. Okay, not bad, not bad. And cost per use so far. Well, you haven't used it yet. Yeah, so the first use will be $1,500. It'll be a $1,500 workout. Look, I know, I know, I know.

But it's one of those things. How did you get your wife to sign off on this? She's just happy for me to have a project. She's happy for me to have something to do. And then what do you do now? You've completed the project. Use the gym. No, but obviously that's not going to happen.

No, it will. I believe that it will. I believe that it will. I believe that it will. It's in the carport. Do you? It's there. I believe that I will. I feel like you need to be careful because, you know,

squats are very dangerous if you don't have good technique. Yeah. Are you going to get someone out to show you how to do them? Oh, YouTube. Oh, yeah? Yeah. YouTube. And I thought I'd put the mirror in from our wardrobe

so I could see my form. I figured that'll be fine. I do, I honestly, I know it sounds stupid and I know I'm being silly, but I do believe that this will help. Because getting to the gym's half the problem, right? It's half the motivation. Do you like working out on your own?

Yeah, well, I don't like working out with a friend, so yeah. You don't like working out with a friend? No, you can never link up with anybody, you can never sync up. I just, I just, I can't motivate. Do you want to come over? Oh nah. Do you want to come over for a workout? No, I, I, nah, no, I'm good. Ella, do you, you could come and film it for TikTok? People love fitness videos

on TikTok. I don't think they want to see me. Do you want to come over and film some fitness content with Brie and I? Yeah, sure. I just want to go to your house to see the bidet and the cat. Okay. I don't think anyone wants to see you and me, two people in their 30s, who are unfit, hitting your home gym.

People love fail videos. They'll love to see us get injured. I thought this afternoon we could ask the question, like me and my, what did you say, $1,500? $1,500 home gym investment though. Yeah. You know what you should get for the home gym? Yeah. I've been contemplating getting it for my home gym, which

I don't have one, but I want to make one. Have you seen that thing? Do you want to make a home gym too? Nah, but mine wouldn't be a home gym like yours. I just want to get this one thing. Okay. And it's like this thing that you stick on the wall and you put boxing gloves on and it shoots up lights and you have to on the wall and you put boxing gloves on and it shoots up lights

and you have to hit the lights have you seen that? so expensive the investment because then you can quit your boxing gym membership and then I wouldn't go to the gym we want to ask the question this afternoon how much did you spend on something that you almost never use

like a mountain bike it's like the time I told you not to buy a GoPro and then you funneled like $700 into the GoPro and all the other attachments to it. And then how many times did you use it? One. But then I sold it for $300. So, oh, $800 at him.

Maybe you bought one of those Peloton bikes during lockdown. I want one of those. Maybe you've got a treadmill at home. Maybe you bought one of those Peloton bikes during lockdown. I want one of those. Maybe you've got a treadmill at home. Maybe you bought a bread maker. And it doesn't need to be gym related? No, not fitness at all. It can be anything. Maybe you bought a kayak.

Maybe a jet ski. What's the thing that you spent heaps of money on, but almost never use? Bree and Clint. We're asking the question, how much did you spend on that thing that you really wanted, that you thought you were going to use all the time It was going to be the thing right It was going to be the thing that got you fit Or the thing that helped you relax Or your new hobby

And now 12 months on you've almost never used it One of the guys that works here Lovely bloke Was saying to me That he bought an electric bike To ride to and from work. E-bike. I'm going to use this e-bike.

It's going to save me a heap on petrol. Get fit. Had it for a couple of years. Used it three times. Recently sold it. Finally bit the bullet and went, that was a waste. Auckland sucks for an e-bike. Dangerous.

Dangerous. Weather's too unpredictable. It's the weather. Yeah. Yeah, there Weather's too unpredictable. It's the weather. Yeah. Yeah, there is some good bike lanes, but the weather. You can, in the morning, get up, it'll be a beautiful day, you go, great day to e-bike. And then by the time it's due to go home, there'll be floods.

Soundkeeper Gary was here the other week, like on one of the afternoons, and he was like, oh, I'm never going to get home today because I've looked outside, it was pouring, and he'd ridden his e-bike. Let's go to 0800 Dial ZM. Dharma's here. Hi, Dharma. Hi, Dharma.

Hey, guys. Dharma, tell us what was the purchase. You spent a heap of money on it and you never used it. $4,900 on a mountain bike. How much? $4,900. And the second time I rode it, I, like, went over the handlebars

and into the tree, like, head first. Oh, dama. And I'm so scared to get back on it. Dama, what made you think, like, why did you spend so much? Are you, like, a really good mountain biker or something? Well, I lived in Rotorua,

so, like, it's the thing to do there. And my husband was really into it. So I was like, oh, yeah, I can do this with him. Like, it can be our activity together. I get it. And, yeah, that happened. And he's just too good for me. Dama.

He was too good. But, you know, one day, when you feel like getting back on the bike, you know you've got the best, the best bike. Yeah, I've got the bike. You've got the bike. Yeah, it's there. It's ready to go.

I feel like going head first into a tree, I'd be getting rid of it. Be like, I tried. I'm going to cut my losses. Someone said I spent $300 on a guitar. I still can't play. I love the idea, and that's what I do too. Buying the really good one because that will help you learn and that will help you be good at using the thing, like the GoPro.

I always think about the guitars in the world that never get used. Yeah. There'd be so many guitars that just live at people's homes but never get actually played. Exactly right. There'd be a ton of them. Let's go to Dejay on 0800DARLS.M. Hi Dejay. Hi Dejay.

Hello, brilliant Clint. How are you? We're good. What's the thing you spend heaps of money on and just don't really use? So I bought a PlayStation VR 2, you know, the headset. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so it cost about $999, about a thousand bucks. I've only used it like five or six times. When did you buy it, Dejay?

About a year ago. Not long after it came out. I pre-ordered it. When you did use it though, how good was it? It's actually really nice. It's pretty good. Why don't you use it? I bought a PlayStation and I never used it

because I wasn't a gamer. I bought it to be a Blu-ray player. Why do you not use your VR set, Dejay? It's just really because I just haven't had the time, I guess. I haven't had the time. It can be quite disorientating. Yeah, right. Yeah, you need the...

I usually play with a fan on or something. Yeah, I get real sweaty when I play Mind Deje. I don't know about you. Expensive way to realise you've got motion sickness. How about this? Most expensive thing I bought was a spa pool. I hadn't filled it up over winter and I was waiting for summer. I came home one day and it was gone.

My girlfriend had given it to her friend and said, I wasn't using it, so I thought it was fine to give it away. Yeah. What? She just gave it away? She gave your spa ball away. But also, how do you give away a spa? Yeah, she would have to come around with a truck. A forklift. A rugby team to

carry it. Yeah. Tash is on $800. Hi, Tash. Hi, Tash. Hi, guys. Tell us, Tash, what did you sink a heap of money into but never use? It wasn't me. Hi, Tash. Hi, Tash. Hi, guys. Tell us, Tash, what did you sink a heap of money into but never use? It wasn't me. It was my dad when that movie Blue Crash came out.

Oh, such a good film. Such a good film. Me and my siblings were like, yeah, we should give surfing a go. Yeah. And so my dad bought four surfboards. He bought you four surfboards? What a good dad.

One for each of the kids. Yeah, one for each kid. Yeah, brilliant. And I think one of my sisters used it like for six months maybe. We didn't, like I personally didn't use it at all. And I think my dad repurposed one into a barley nose. That's so good. Did he used to push you to go and use the surfboards?

Was it like, come on girls, get out there and use the surfboards? Yeah, we would, like, take them to the beach and stuff. We'd, like, you know, put them on the car and, like. They'd look cool. Look cool in our bikinis and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Rolling up to the beach.

But then, yeah, I would sit on mine on, like, the sand. He should have got one, not four. Yeah. Like, get one. I don't know. Yeah. I don't think he even consulted us. I'm pretty sure, one, not four. Yeah, and see if you guys are us. I don't know. Yeah. I don't think he even consulted us. I'm pretty sure, like, he was just like, oh.

Jump on the fence. They want to do something. Yeah. Has that been your dad your whole life? Has he ever just made other, like, outrageous purchases? No. Not for, like, not for us kids. For himself, he does all the time.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Like, stand up paddle boards and stuff like that because he's like, oh, yeah, that'll be fun. And normally he sticks with it for a while. What a shame it was a surfing movie you said that you loved and it wasn't like Fast and the Furious. You guys could have got like four Nissan Primeras or something.

Dad would have been like, they love cars. I'll get them a car each. I would have been mad with a Primera, but I did say I love that movie and I still never got a car from it. I'm really annoyed about it. Oh, gutted. There you go. If you've got that thing,

remember there's plenty of time to use it. Like the home gym, it's going to get used. Eventually, it'll pay off. It just needs to be your season. Yeah, 100%. You'll get around to it. We want to know, much like Mark Wahlberg, are you getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning?

He's getting up. Marky Mark is getting out of bed at 2.30am every day for gym and prayer. Imagine being married to this guy. Yeah. Yeah. You'd have your own routines. You'd make him get his own bedroom.

Surely. Would you ever see him? He's getting up at 2.30 to go bust out three hours in the gym. He is going to bed at 7.30pm. If he wanted to have some romantic cuddles, he'd have to ask his wife to come to bed at like quarter past six. I'd be like, the sun's still up. I'm not in the mood when the sun is up.

It's like, I'm watching the news. What are you doing? So we want to know, do you do stupid hours? Maybe for work, maybe for fun. There's good reasons. There is good reasons to get up at that time. Like if it's a part of your job, then that's a part of life and it sucks. Or maybe it's for fitness.

Or maybe it's a choice. Maybe you choose to do it. Nick's here on 0800 dials at him. Hey Nick. Hi Nick. How's it going? We're good. Nick, what time do you get out of bed? It depends on how early my client wants to get his bum out of bed. Wait, what do you mean? I'm a personal trainer.

This is my trainer from the gym. Wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. Do you have a personal trainer? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Must be nice. Nick, that was a second. Wait a second. Do you have a personal trainer? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Must be nice.

Nick, that was a secret. Must be nice. That was a secret I was successfully keeping from the rest of the team for about a year and a half now. It can't be successful. I mean, surely they must have seen that you've been going to the gym. Oh, Nick, we can see the results, mate. Your work is paying off. They haven't commented

once and I think that's a sad indictment on my personal trainer, to be honest, on his credentials. You know what? Some people just don't say anything. They just live with jealous eyes, mate. Don't worry. Yeah, that's 100% what's been going on. Hey, thanks for the call. Hey, thanks for the call, Nick. We really

appreciate it. See you, mate. Don't worry. Bastard. Let's go to Lisa. The truth comes out today on the show. Personal trainers, personal home gyms. Lisa's here. Does he know that?

What? Your personal trainer? That I built my own gym? No. It's going to cut his business. No, my worlds are colliding this afternoon. Yeah. It's really unfortunate.

Let's move swiftly along to Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hey, guys. No, my worlds are colliding this afternoon. Yeah. It's really unfortunate. Let's move swiftly along to Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hey, guys. How are you? We're good, Lisa. Tell us, mate, what time are you getting up and what's the reason? 4 a.m. to go to the gym.

Oh! You're kidding me, Lisa. Why so early? Best part of the day, you go there when no one else is there. Oh, that's a good point. Are you going one of those 24-hour gyms? Yes, I have access that you can go anytime you like. Yeah.

So what time do you go to bed? Yeah, anywhere between 9 and 9.30 at night. Jeez, that's not a lot of sleep. You're getting like six and a half hours sleep a night. Yeah, by the weekend, yeah, no, don't wake me up too early. Yeah. Sounds like you can run on little sleep though, Lisa. You're one of those people.

Well, I don't have a physical job. I have a mental job. So I'm sitting at a desk all day. So yeah, it makes a difference. If people have got a physical job, then they find going to the gym has to fit in with their physical level of fitness. That's so true.

Yeah, that's pretty much my problem too. We're just way too physical in our work. Yeah. We're too knackered. Just exert ourselves too much. There's classes at the F45 that I go to that start I think the first one is 4.40. Really? Yeah. 4.40? There's a 4. Hold on, mate.

Let me check. Let me just check the app and I always think, how many people are actually going to be at that class? So that class is finished by 5.30 in the morning? Yeah, so you'd be done. Hold on, let's have a look, because I always look to see I dare you, I dare you to go to it tomorrow. I can't. I dare you, and you do a vlog, do a little video for us. Oh no wait, it's 4.30 it's even earlier. Go to it, I'd love to see what happens if you go to that class.

And I'll document it on my Instagram story. Yeah, okay, let's even earlier. Go to it. I'd love to see what happens if you go to that class. And I'll document it on my Instagram story. Okay, let's do that. No, I don't know. Why am I signing up for this? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi.

You sound tired. What time does your alarm go off every day? 3.55. I get up at usually that time. Why? Why? To go to F45. You're one of these people that's going to that class, Anonymous.

And do you know what? The class is packed. It's always packed. Really? Who's there, Anonymous? Like, have you ever, like, tried to figure out who are the people there and why they're there so early? I think a lot of mums trying to stay sane and trying to fit it into their day.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Because I go to the 9am class and there's a lot of mums in that class. Yeah, true. Can you give,

because I'm going to get Brie to go to the 4.30 class tomorrow morning, can you give her a little bit of motivation to get her along to that class, please, Anonymous? Yeah, just pack your things the night before, get some pre-workout ready on the bench for the morning and then when your alarm goes off, just get up. Don't give yourself a chance to opt out. Sleep in your gym gear?

Yeah. Yeah. Could do that. It'll be dark. I honestly, my body doesn't wake up. It's so bad. It's pointless me exercising that early. Well, we'll see how it goes tomorrow.

She's going to do it, Anonymous. Thank you so much. Yeah, you go, girl. Thanks, Anonymous. I'll see you at the 4.30 class then. Maybe she does go to yours. She could do. I wouldn't have met her.

Let's play Guess the Noise. Used to be Guess the Voice, but we've run out of voices. Exactly right. It's easier for Claudia if it's just the noise. Let's meet our co-conspirators this afternoon. Marie has called 0800 dials at him. Kia ora, Marie. Hi, Marie.

Hi. Good at noises, Marie? I hope so. What's your favourite noise to make? Fart noises, isn't it, Marie? Marie, you're going to be on my team. We're going to work together to get you some KFC this afternoon. All right, Nicole, thank you.

Good luck, Marie. Ashley, you're going to be on my team, okay? Okay. All right, we can do it. It's you and I, Ash. Claudia is going to run the game. Hello, Claudia. Hello.

I really let my brain run wild on this game. Anything that came to mind, I've learned it. It's going to be... I like it. It's going to be... I like it. It's going to be interesting. Okay. Yeah. So this is Guess the Noise.

I'm going to play a noise. It could be from technology, an app. It could be from a meme. It could be from a song. It honestly could be anything. So keep your minds... Could be a vintage car. Could be a vintage car.

That was so specific. Yeah. Could be a tool. It could be a tool. It could be a tool. It could be a tool. Great one, yeah. Oh, I should write these down. These are great.

So, Brie and Clint, you guys are going to do the first round. Could be a bodily function. It probably won't be a bodily function. Oh, you ruined it. I got Brie. That's a fart. Okay, buzz in with your names. Brie, where were you on that one?

Marie's like, I knew that's what it was. Brie goes, that's one of mine. Okay, sorry, Kourt. Team to three points is going to take home the win for this. We're working in teams, so Brie and Clint, you guys will do the first round. Okay. Buzz in with your name, if you can tell me what it is. All right.

Clint. Brie. Windows. Yes. That's windows booting up. Yeah. Yeah. God, that brings back some memories. I want to say Windows 95. You're probably onto something with that. We'd have one, we had one computer in our family until I was like 18. So that's the sound of MSN Messenger to me. Yeah, when it boots up.

No, the sound of MSN Messenger is the internet dial-up sound. We're done, we're done. Okay, let's go to Marie and Ashley. Are you guys ready to have a go? Yes. All right, buzz in, guys, if you think you know the noise, okay? Here's your noise. Yes, Marie, Marie.

Marie. It's a tennis game on the space invaders machine. Oh, that's a great guess. It's a great guess, Marie. It's not, though. Ashley, do you want to swoop in? Yeah, is it the walkie guy when you go to cross the road? It is.

Oh, solid. Fun fact, that's the noise that Billy Eilish's brother sampled to make Bad Guy. Yeah. Weird, eh? And then it's through the whole song. Wild, eh? It's got a good beat. Yeah, that thing slaps.

Absolutely. So that is two points to Team Brie. We're back to Brie and Clint. Here you go. Brie. Br're back to Brie and Clint. Here you go. Brie. Brie. That's the screaming goat. It is. From the Taylor Swift song. From the Taylor Swift song. But originally from the meme.

Wait for it. Iconic. So good. Not our day today, Marie. Unfortunately, we got absolutely pants. Sorry, Marie. It's all right. Ashley, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.

Congratulations. Oh, how good. Thank you very much. You're welcome, Ashley. Well played. Over the weekend, I was in the beautiful Bay of Plenty. I played a DJ gig at a bar in Mount Maunganui and I was sort of in and out.

I got down there late on the Saturday night and I was leaving early on Sunday morning to get back in time for the Santa parade. But I thought I've got friends there. It'd be rude not to drop in and have a coffee because I don't get down that way very often and we don't see these friends very often anymore. Yeah, right.

It'd be rude not to drop in for a coffee. Problem was I've got to be back in Auckland by lunchtime to go to the Santa parade. So if I was going to go around for a coffee, it was going to have to be early. Can I ask you etiquette-wise, how early is too early to show up for a coffee at someone's house on a Sunday morning? Is it uninvited?

No, pre-planned. Okay, pre-planned, but you're asking them, obviously, and you're giving them a time. Well, they said, because they saw that I was coming down on my Instagram, and they said, oh, come for a coffee on Sunday. Anything before nine o'clock is a hate crime on a Sunday. Like, it's just disrespectful. I don't want people at my house before 9am. I don't care how long it's been since I've seen you. Don't come to my house before nine.

It was a three-hour drive back to Auckland from the Mount, and I needed to be back by 12 o'clock. So I needed to be on the road by 9am. Yes. So it had to be pre 9am. So what time did you say? Can I just say before I tell you? No, no, no.

What time did you say you would go round on a Sunday morning? I planned so we could have a coffee and relax and chat for like 45 minutes. I planned an 8 a.m. Sunday morning coffee. Oh. Does it help that they have a toddler? Oh, well, maybe. So they'd kind of be up anyway? Yeah, but they're probably doing things,

you know, getting their toddler sorted. 8 a.m. I don't want you coming around going, hey, guys, let's have a coffee. Well, I was ready early, so I thought I'll go and find, because I've never been to their house before. I thought I'll go and find the house and I'll just do a little drive by.

It was like 7.45 in the morning. Oh, this is weird. So I did a little drive by and I was like, I'll just find the house so I know where it is. And then I'll go and park on the road, up the road and I'll just sit in my car and go on Instagram or whatever for 15 minutes

and then I'll go in. I awkwardly drove past their house at 7.45 and one of them was standing on the deck outside their house. So they saw you. And I was looking at the house. We made direct eye contact as I drove past at 7.45 a.m. And he was like, hey, that's Clint just driving past the house. And I was like, I have to go in now all it's awkward if i don't go in that's what you were planning

no it wasn't don't lie no it wasn't no no no i was gonna wait to wait i was gonna wait to wait or at least i was gonna drive past and see if they were awake some oh weird someone text through and said as a parent that's way too early on a Sunday. Way too early. We didn't even have the choice, okay? There was no other choice. Yes, the other choice is not see you at all. There is a choice. Anyway.

Well, it was delightful coffee. What did they say? Were they like, way too early? As I pulled up and walked up the driveway, my friend said, who the F visits somebody at 10 to 8 on a Sunday morning? I'm on your friend's side. Sorry, mate.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Birthday Banger. Right, time to do some birthday bangers. For a Monday where we take your birthdays, figure out what was number one when you turned 16 and if we like yours

the best, we'll play it out in full. Hi, Samantha. G'day, Samantha. Hello. Hi, guys. Would you say out of all the Sex and the City characters, you're the most like Samantha? Yeah, obviously. Obviously. I could already

tell. Obviously. Obviously. Which one would I be? Obviously. I could already tell. Obviously. Obviously. Which one would I be? Obviously. The ginger one? You'd be Charlotte. Charlotte. Yeah.

Oh, the uptight one? Samantha goes, hmm. Doesn't she be the uptight one? Yeah, she's a little bit proper. Just a little bit. A little bit snobby. Oh, well, I'm just happy to be one of the girls. Samantha, what's your date of birth?

What do you do your birthday banger? The 24th of November, 1990. Oh, happy birthday for last week, Sam. Thank you. I tried to call, but I didn't get in, so I was like, I'll try to get on Monday. Oh, we're here now. This is good. We're glad to have you. You were 16, Sam, in 2006, and on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.

Oh, banger. Banger. This is a moment in time, isn't it? JT. He's getting roasted on TikTok at the moment for some of his vintage videos, which are a bit cringey. But this era of Justin Timberlake was not cringey. This is where he was on point, right?

Yeah. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. It was peak JT. It's a good one, Sam. is where he was on point, right? Yeah. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. It was peak JT. It's a good one, Sam. We'll see what else we get. When he's doing that beatboxing in the bandana. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

Have you seen the videos of him recently where it's him now and he's doing the dance moves that he didn't in sync, but it's on his own? Yeah. And people are like, someone come and pick up their dad. Let's go to Renee on 0800 Dials at Him. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. Hi. How's your day going, Renee? It's going

so well. I want to say long-term listeners, first time caller, my son and I try every Friday. Stop it, Renee. Welcome to the show. We're very glad that you finally called and you've got through. Yeah, very excited.

Oh, wall-to-wall Justin Timberlake up in here too. All right, Renee. All right, Renee. All right. Let's get down. Is that your son? I'm get down. Is that your son? Oh, pardon? Is that your son in the background?

Oh, that's one of them. I've got two boys. Adorable. Okay, Renee, it's all about you right now. We need your birthday. It's the 17th of July, 1988. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And back on your 16th, this had a number one hit. I'm 1988. Right, that means you were 16 in 2004.

And back on your 16th, this had a number one hit. Choon! From the Shapeshifters, Lola's theme. Love this. I like it. I love it. It's a great bit they're making. Okay, one more for Ailey on 0800-DIALS-A-DIM.

Hi, Ailey. Hi, Ailey. Hi. How's your weekend been, Ailey? It was okay. Clean the kids' bedrooms, so, you know, a bit of fun. A bit of fun. Oh, that sounds like a nightmare.

Did you find anything real yuck in there? No, thank goodness, because my son is a preteen, so you never know. Some mouldy bowls of cereal or something? You've got a couple of years before the really gross stuff starts, Ailey, don't worry. You crack a towel in half or something? Anyway, Ailey, what was your birthday? 22nd of

September, 1989. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2005. And back on your 16th, this was number one. Can't go wrong with a bit of Rihanna. Can't go wrong with a bit of Riri. Totally. We've had a real

rich vein of millennial bangers this afternoon. We're covering 2004 to 2006 exclusively. I like them all as well. For me, it stood out because we don't often get it. I'm going with the Shapeshifters and Lola's theme for Renee. Yeah, I've got to go with long-time listener, first-time caller Renee. Lola's theme, Shapeshifters, has it today.

How good. Well done, Renee. You've won, Renee. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Three great tunes. Any of them could have won. It's going to Renee from 2004.

Here's the Shapeshifters and Lola's theme on Zed-In. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Zed-In, Bree and Clint An absolute tune for birthday bag of today From the year 2004 That's Lola's theme from the Shapeshifters Not to be confused with Shapeshifter Different band

Different Yeah Different Both great Also I asked Spotify to play me Shapeshifter in the car the other day

and it put on like a death metal band called Shapeshifter oh so there's another band there's another band called Shapeshifter does Shapeshifter know I don't know

did the Shapeshifters know oh don't bring the Shapeshifters into this I've got enough to deal with so what are they

also how are there more people listening to this shitty death metal band called Shapeshifter is into this. They've got enough to deal with. So. What are they? Also, how are there more people listening to this shitty death metal band called Shapeshifter than there are people listening to Bloody Electric Dream? That's a banger.

I love Shapeshifter. Can't wait to see them again. Yeah. This summer. Hopefully. Summer vibes. Oh wait, the death metal one

or the? No, no, the other one, the Kiwi one. The Shapeshifters. No, Shaphifter. Anyway.

Anyway. Anyway. I want to talk about this amazing story that I did. I saw it last week and I've done some research into it and it's even more amazing than I first thought. Okay. And people might have seen this in the news last week, but there's an Alabama mum, so over in the States,

who's actually carrying two babies, which is amazing, but she's carrying them in two separate uteruses. And no, they're not surrogates. It's in her stomach, but she is

born with a condition where she has two separate uteruses. And she is now pregnant in both those uteruses. That's wild. So this is, I've done research as to how wild it is and how rare it is. And then I've got some anatomical questions that I'd like to ask. So the condition that she has, which is, I'm not going to say this right, but it's called uterine didyphias. And it's about one in 2,000 women are born with this condition where you have two uteruses.

That's quite a lot. One in 2,000? One in 2,000 women is born with this condition. Okay. And I think it looks different in each case. Like they're not all the same. But anyway, in order for her, so this woman, in order for her to become pregnant in both of her uteruses

at the same time, two eggs had to be fertilised, one in each uterus. At the same time. So there's more. So like most women, she only has two ovaries. So one ovary. That was going to be my question. So one ovary.

How many ovaries and fallopian tubes does she got? So one ovary which connects to one uterus and another ovary which connects. So she doesn't have double the ovary which connects to one uterus and another ovary which connects. So she doesn't have double the ovary. She's only got the same amount as what, you know, the regular woman has. But she would have double periods. I mean, it's a good question. I don't know. The glands that essentially it's so rare that both of the ovaries

have dropped eggs at the same time to then get fertilised at the same time for then there to be two babies in her at the same time. Can you safely carry two babies in two separate uteruses? So, case studies estimate that the chances of a pregnancy like this, right? So, in her case where she has this condition with two uteruses carrying a baby in each one are about one in two billion. That is the chances of a pregnancy like this happening.

So let me put that into perspective. So essentially she is about seven times more likely to win the Powerball jackpot and about 131,000 times more likely to get hit by lightning at some point in her life than to have the pregnancy that she is having right now. I'd be buying a lotto ticket. Isn't that wild?

Yeah. I mean... Isn't the body amazing? It's just incredible. My mind goes to the labour and will both uteruses go into labour at the same time? At the same time. Will there be two waters that have to break? Because imagine you can't go into labour of one uterus

and deliver one baby and then what, two weeks later you go back in? No thanks. They'd surely have to do a caesarean, like a scheduled one. Probably to be safe. She wants to do it naturally. That's what she said. Yeah, right. That is a medical marvel.

It is a medical marvel. It is a medical marvel. Essentially, she's like... They'll study her. She'll get a really nice room in the hospital because they'll want to study her. She'll be surrounded by doctors, unfortunately. But that's a good thing. They'll be taking notes and going...

Yeah, I just hope that there's no complications, which I mean, so far so good. One in two billion? So it's not like there could be much study that's been done on her. They'll write books about her. Yeah. She's like a double door oven, isn't she?

She's like one of those two basket air fryers. Yeah. She's got two buns in two ovens. She's like a four slice toaster. She's incredible. Medical marvel is what she is and I thought we could ask you guys this afternoon She's a double door fridge She's a double door fridge

She's got the ice maker in there and everything 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696 Are you or someone you know are they a Medical Marvel? Yeah And it can be anything Something about them is medically super rare

Yeah And maybe when they found out that they had this thing, doctors were like, we have never seen one of these before. I've only read about this in books. Yeah, yeah. Not since the great elephant boy of 1961 have we seen. That was a weird example. Yeah.

My dog was a medical marvel. Really? Yeah. She had a phantom pregnancy after we got her spayed. Yeah. And the vet said, he goes, I've only ever read about this in books, but we've never seen it. You said also when you got her,

she was a front runner for most annoying dog of all time as well. You leave her alone. I'm only allowed to say that about my child. Bree and Clint. The woman making the news at the moment, because she is truly a medical marvel, Alabama mum set to give birth to twins carried in separate uteruses. Both are hers, and she's pregnant at the same time in each uterus.

Isn't that incredible? It's incredible. They're saying it's about a one in two billion chance of happening. She's got an ovary on each uterus. One ovary on each uterus. And they both dropped an egg at the same time. It's truly. And they both got fertilised at the same time.

It's truly fascinating. Someone on the text machine said that this happened to someone they knew. Really? Yeah. It says here, this happened, this has happened in New Zealand. My mum's friend had twins from two uteruses. She had a C-section, so they were taken out at around 27 to 28 weeks. You were saying the double uterus thing isn't that rare.

It's like one in 2,000 women has it. Whether or not both uteruses can get pregnant. Like if you have ovaries attached, like I said, each condition is different. But yeah, there you go. A woman in New Zealand, it's happened to her too. We are being pulled up on whether it's uteruses or uteri. I looked into that.

It's uteruses. Uteruses. Yeah, one uterus, two uteruses. Not two uteri. It sounds too much like UTI and in that area down there, you don't want to get uterus mixed up with UTI. And it's definitely not uteriri? Nah, it's definitely not uteriri.

Okay, let's talk to some medical marvels. Susan is here. Hi, Susan. Hi, Susan. Hi. Sorry, I'm having a lull about uteriri. Uteriri or uteri? Yeah.

Long-time listener, first-time caller. Oh, Susan, wait a second. You set off the alarm, Susan. Twice in one day. Double uteruses and double first-time callers. Tell us, Susan, who do you know that's a medical marvel? That would be my son, Josiah. Okay, what's happened?

He was born in 2015 with something called a congenital diaphragmatic hernia, which basically means that his diaphragm didn't form. So all of his hard organs in his tummy grew in his chest. It was a cluster, absolute cluster. Anyway, they built him at a week old, they built him a new diaphragm out of collagen, pig skin. You're kidding.

Super cool. And they were like, yep, sweet, this is all good. And then about four months old, he started getting sick again and we didn't know why. They opened him up and he'd eaten it. His body had eaten it. He'd digested his diaphragm and so the hole was back.

Oh, my God. I know, right? They had to build him a new one out of Gore-Tex, which is raincoat material. Oh, my God. Wow. He went and ate his diaphragm. Was this your first child, Susan?

No, my third. I was going to say, that'd be a hell of a, I mean, stressful with any child, but wow. And they could do that kind of operation here in New Zealand, like technology like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow.

So in his first operation, he was on what they call an oscillating ventilator. So basically, instead of breathing for him, he was just shaking really hard. Yeah. Not sure how they got the stitches in the right place. But yeah, it happens all over the country. Was he in NICU for a long time, Susan?

He was in neonates and shout out to Starship for nine months. Yeah. Wow. God, they're the best people in there. They're amazing. They are. That is a medical marvel. Truly.

Thank you for sharing it with us. We appreciate it. Thanks, Susan. No worries. Thanks so. That is a medical marvel. Truly. Susan, thank you for sharing it with us. We appreciate it. Thanks, Susan. No worries. Thanks so much. Bye. See you, mate. Someone has texted through on 9696 and said,

when I was born, I had a tumour double the size of my heart on my heart, had open heart surgery to remove it when I was just nine days old. They said it was the youngest ever to have that surgery in New Zealand at the time. Isn't that incredible? Remember producer B had open heart surgery as a newborn? Nine days old. It'd be so tiny.

Someone else texted her and said, my twin grew inside me instead of my mum and I had to have it removed when I was 15. It was the size of a rugby ball. Didn't know it was there until I fell off my horse and had an x-ray. And they're like, that's your twin inside you. And there's usually teeth and stuff in it. Oh, what?

I have heard of that happening. Okay. Wild. Medical marvels. Vicky is here. Hi, Vicky. Hi, Vicky. Hello.

What have you got for us? So my husband was the first ever in the world to have his contact lens removed from the inside of his eyelid because he had lost it in his sleep and he couldn't find it. Just kept wearing other contacts. Yeah. And yeah, got his eyeball scratched up and they lifted it up and there it was. Oh my God. Wait.

It fused up there. Yeah, it fused behind his eyeball. Was it one of those disposable contact lenses or one of the, you know, the old school ones? Yeah, disposable ones. Oh yeah, come on. And has he had LASIK after that, Vicky? He did have to wear contacts couldn't wear contacts again.

I bet. The poor guy. Can you imagine? You'd be like, you know when you have a hair in your eye and you're like, God, I feel like there's something enormous in there. Yeah. He had a whole contact lens. Fused to his eyelid.

Yeah. Oh, poor kid. Well, there you go. Medical Marvel. Thank you, Vicky. We appreciate it. Thanks, Vicky. You're welcome.

They're everywhere. They walk among us, Medical Marvels. So thank you for sharing, everybody. Bree and Clint. New study has revealed the average length of time that a man lasts during indoor gardening. Some women are divided on the statistics that have come out on this, saying not true in my relationship.

And then others are saying, pretty accurate in mine. Well, that's how an average works, doesn't it? Well, exactly. They find the middle. You know, there is differences. So don't text us. We even it out, yeah. Don't text us and complain.

This is just what this study has said. No, actually do text us. If you want to text us and say, my man doesn't last that long, feel free to text us. Or if you want to text us and say, my man lasts't last that long, feel free to text us. Or if you want to text us and say, my man lasts way longer, we'd like to hear about that as well. My man lasts too long. They are out there.

They walk among us. He's like an energiser, buddy. According to this study. So this is what, the average of how long men do last. Is that what it is? According to this study. Okay. So they've asked a bunch of women.

Yeah. And they say that men on average last around five and a half minutes. Oh, yep. Five and a half minutes? Dude, God, this doesn't seem like that long. Can I just, oh, I was trying to see where you were going, whether you were like, oh, too long or. I feel like at least 10. 10 I'd be happy.

Like, oh, happy? I wouldn't say happy. 10 I'd be not disappointed. Can I just do a bit of digging? Yeah. Is that 10 minutes from like go to woe? No. Is that 10 minutes from lights off?

After the playing with four. Oh. That's after. So 10 more minutes? Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. So probably like

if you round it out like from go to woe, I'd say 20 to 30 minutes is a good amount of time. If you've been in a long-term relationship. Okay, yep. 20 to 30.

Producers, what would you say is like a decent amount of time? This is all youthful stuff, by the way. This is all really. How long-term? Great question. Great question. You've been in a relationship. Married?

You've been in a relationship for oh I'm gonna say three four maybe five years 20 minutes 20 minutes I think is a good benchmark max yeah sure yeah yeah

no not max after five years together you'd be like alright you've got 20 minutes but then I've got something else to do I'll just spot you in romantic

yeah she's like get off 20 minutes the alarm goes off at 20 minutes she's like alright get off deal that alarm goes off at 20 minutes. She's like, all right, get off. That's enough. I've had enough.

I'm tired. You initiate something and she's like, hey, Google, set a timer for 19 minutes, 30 seconds. That's, yeah. Well, you just figure out how long, you know, you put a playlist on and you figure out at what point and what song is, you know is a good amount of time. Babe, Usher's on.

We've got to speed up. You're like Usher. Usher climax. That would do it. Okay, yeah, that's all good research. Okay, cool. So five. We're targeting five.

That was five and a half. Five and a half. Okay. But we're saying at least ten. Why are you being so awkward? Oh, no, no, no. I'm just gathering. I'm just...

It's interesting. Don't target five. Clint's very awkward about this kind of chat. I'm just... He's very awkward. How long would you say you love? Is that the time we're going to go? Bree and Clint.

We are out of here, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Home to the Squid Game TV show, reality TV show for me. I've already watched all five episodes. I'm hanging out for the next drop. Yeah, I didn't realise. I thought there was only five episodes. I thought I was watching the finale tonight.

Mate, use your brain. Do you think they're going to do five episodes for four point something million dollars? Is that how much? Oh, the prize money. Prize money. It's like four point something million dollars? Is that how much? Oh, the prize money. Prize money. It's like $4.6 million or something. That's a stupid amount of money. They're going to milk this show for all it's worth.

If you haven't seen it yet, they live in a Squid Games arena. Everything looks exactly the same as Squid Games. They play the same games. The only difference is they don't die. There's some of the contestants from the show that are posting stuff on social media ones that have already been eliminated um in the first five episodes and they've come out and said that some of the stuff isn't how it seems so you know in the first episode where they play red light green light yes. Yes. And there's, you know, that scene where the girl's squatting.

Yeah. And she's like. I can't hold it. I can't hold it. So me and my partner were like, oh, come on. Me too. Like suck it up. I was like, hold it for 60 seconds.

So this one contestant, not her, but another contestant said, what you didn't see is that we were holding a position for about 40 minutes. Oh, okay. So when they would stop, it took like 6 hours to film that game. 6 or 7 hours to film it.

So that girl was in a squat position like for 20-30 minutes. I reckon I'd hold a squat for 30 minutes for $4.6 million though. I'd hold it until my legs fell off. Mate, I don't reckon you could hold a squat for 10 minutes. You know how hard it is? No. It'd hold it until my legs fell off. Mate, I don't reckon you could hold a squat for 10 minutes. You know how hard it is?

No. It'd be pretty bloody hard. Anyway, that was the update I saw from some of the contestants. It's on Netflix if you want to go and watch it. It's called Squid Game The Challenge and we'll catch you back tomorrow on ZM on the Brianne Clint Show. See you later. Bye bye. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 See you later. Bye-bye.