ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th November 2024

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Oh, you've got a grumpy Bree and Clint today. We're both in a pretty grumpy mood. What would you rather be if you had to pick from these different moods? Grumpy? Mm. Tired? Mm.

Hungry? Mm. Or? or... Angry. Angry. I feel like grumpy and angry are the same. I feel like tired and grumpy are the same. When I'm tired, I'm grumpy. When I'm hungry, I'm grumpy. So you're just grumpy.

And when I'm hungry, I'm angry. Hungry is the root. Hangry. No. I'm hungry, I'm angry. Hungry is the root. Hangry. No. I don't know. What we're learning is you're turning into a grumpy old man. No, you are. You are.

You're just as grumpy as me. I'm generally in a pretty good mood. So am I. All right. Well, don't yell about it. You're putting me in a bad mood. So don't gaslight me. Don't gaslight me. We've got a whole show to get through. yell about it. You're putting me in a bad mood. Don't gaslight me.

Don't gaslight me. We've got a whole show to get through. Don't mansplain how I'm feeling to me. I'm the man. Well, I learnt from the best. Did you know mansplaining is actually short

for men explaining? Did you just mansplain the word mansplain to me? Yeah, that was a joke. Far out. We will give you the chance to win with Big Barrel at 5 o'clock, as we have been doing. Yesterday it was, what, $500 cash?

Yeah, it sure was. The day before that it was a Dyson Airwrap. So good. We've given away AirPods, Lululemon vouchers, Samsung TVs. Great prizes up for grabs. That'll be at 5 o'clock. First, though, tradie versus lady. If you're keen to play 0800DIALZM right now, we need a lady and a tradie to go head-to-head.

We sure do. 0800DIALZM is the number. Give us a call now. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are, the Tradies and the Ladies. We keep score in the score update for Infra and Listening at Home is 98 to the Tradies, 103 to the Ladies.

It's 28 days till Christmas. I wonder how many games of Tradie versus Lady we have left. Well, it's five a week. We've got about three and a half weeks left. So less than 20. So less than 20. Yeah. Okay, let's go to our lady first calling from Auckland.

She's 35 and her kids say she makes the best smoothies. Welcome to the show, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. What's your secret ingredient in the smoothies? I can't tell you. No, you've got to tell us. Is it peanut butter? Yeah, how do you know?

I just knew. I just felt the vibe. Is it creatine? You're taking on our tradie today from Hamilton, the 28. They're a cat lover and they are a lady tradie. Welcome to the show, Melissa. Hello, Melissa. Not so much a tradie, but I'll take it.

You're going to play for the tradies. You're going to switch teams and play for them today. Yep. Hey, that's good news, Melissa, because they needed someone to play. What's your trade? What do you do for a job, Melissa? Building. Yeah, you're a carpenter.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, thought so. You're on the high cookies? Yep. Yeah, definitely. All right, Melissa, you're a carpenter. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, thought so. You're on the high cookies? Yep. Yeah, definitely. All right, Melissa, your buzzer. Let's go with names today. Keep it nice and clean.

Melissa and Samantha, those can be your buzzers. And the first of three correct answers will win $50. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Konichiwa is a traditional greeting in which language? Yes, Melissa. Japanese.

Japanese. It is, of course, Japanese. She's quick out of those blocks, Samantha. You need to be quick as well. Question number two. Black Magic was a hit pop song from which girl group from the UK? In the cold black magic. They were put together on Mix.

Is it Melissa Little Mix? It is Little Mix. But she's away and flying for the tradies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Melissa. Melissa for the clean sweep. Oh, man.

Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Samantha, she dug you like a dinner. Nice one, Melissa. Even after a hard day of building, hey, Melissa, a hard day on the building site, you still had enough energy to pull off a clean sweep and tradey verse lady.

It's all those Vs and Red Bulls. In the sausage rolls, eh? Yeah, yeah, in the sausage and the smokos. Unlucky, Samantha, call back and play again, but well done, Melissa the sausage and the Smokos. I'm lucky to make the call back and play again but well done, Melissa. We'll get that 50 bucks out to you, mate.

Nice work. Thanks. Chady's closing on the Hyundai. They're at 99. Bree and Clint. Pizza Hut is in the news today for a very controversial new pizza topping

that they're offering. Pizza Hut China has unveiled Wait, can we have a few guesses? Yeah, sure That's a good point It's a bit of a fun game Obviously everyone goes crazy when people put pineapple on pizza

I'd say this is crazier than pineapple And then avocado was another controversial one I don't agree with avocado on pizza I don't agree with it either I'm fine with pineapple. I don't agree with avocado. Pineapple works. Hot avocado.

Yuck. Not a thing. Hot avocado, get in the bin. Gets that film on it, like a skin. It gets brown. Ew. It's like gone bad. Ew.

What's some weird stuff? I feel like. You're being way too conservative with your guesses, by the way. What about, what about sashimi? Chicken sashimi? Yeah, chicken sashimi. No, chicken sashimi is Japanese, remember? I'm talking about Pizza Hut China.

Raw salmon. No, not raw salmon. That's fine. The new topping available at Pizza Hut China is an entire deep fried frog. There it is on the screen for you. Oh, that's yuck. Yeah. Not to yuck anybody's yum.

Yeah. But that's yuck. Yeah, it's a cultural thing, I imagine. But for us here in New Zealand, who is used to having ham and pineapple on our pizzas, that's pretty yuck. You can't see it. I thought that was a French thing.

Frog. Frog legs. Oh, I don see it. I thought that was a French thing. Frog. Frog legs. Oh, I don't know. I've never been to China, so who knows? I wonder what frog would taste like. I can quite gamey, like quite chewy, I would imagine. I just don't feel like there's much meat on a frog. No, you'd be gnawing at the bones.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You guys can't see this, but the Pizza Hut... What's the red things up the top? The Pizza Hut frog. So it's a deep-fried breaded whole frog on top of a bed of coriander and red sauce complete with two large boiled eggs, hard-boiled eggs that look like eyes. sauce complete with two large boiled eggs, hard boiled eggs

that look like eyes. They've used olive slices for the pupils on the eyes at the top of the pizza to make it look even more froggy. That just does not look appetising to me. Nah, it doesn't. Not to me either. Not one bit. No. No. Also, you get a different part

of the frog. It's not like it's frog meat on a pizza. You get, you, like, on your slice, you you get a different part of the frog. It's not like it's frog meat on a pizza. On your slice, you'll get a leg. On my slice... You have to gnaw around the bones. You have to pick which part of the frog you want. Front leg for me, please. What would be the best part of the frog? A leg?

One of those hind legs. Like a frog drumstick. Yeah, yeah. A frog thigh. Oh, is there good breast meat in a frog? I don't think so. They're quite barrel-chested. Yeah.

But it's all guts. Yeah. There you go. There's the promo picture for it. That's the official Pizza Hut poster of the fried frog pizza. I'd rather eat nothing. It's called a goblin pizza. I mean, I have...

I'd rather eat nothing. Would you try it? Nah. You wouldn't try it? I don't want it. I have... I can't eat nothing. Would you try it? Nah. You wouldn't try it? I don't want to. Like, I just, I have no desire to try it. I mean, in fairness, I have seen some weird stuff being put on pizzas here in New Zealand.

Okay, what do you see? Like, Hell's Pizza has done some weird stuff. Like, they were the hot avocado ones. Yeah, and that's not even one of their weird things. They just do that normally. Yeah, that's one of their normal pizzas. They are the main culprits for avocado on pizza. Yeah.

Like I love Hell's Pizza, but I'm not touching the hot avocado. They do salmon as well. Yeah. See, that's, I don't know if it's for me, but I get it. What about the one where it was just a can of tinned spaghetti? Oh, yeah. That's a classic. Tinned spaghetti and cheese.

Tinned spaghetti and cheese. Tin spaghetti and cheese and then there was, what else have they done? They've done a few bits and bobs. I had last year, I had banana on a pizza. Or? Which I roasted. Not roasted, but I made fun of. Wait, you made it? No, no, no, I made fun of it.

Oh, I was going to say, why would you make that? And then someone said to me, it's like a Caribbean thing. Like it's a a real big Barbados thing. Yeah, but is that plantains or is it banana? Well, this was banana because I bought it in Whangamata. Right. Not Barbados, not the West Indies. Yeah, I don't know.

What about beetroot? Beetroot on pizza. I've seen beetroot on a pizza. I don't know about that. We want to ask what's got no place on pizza. And no one's allowed to say pineapple, okay? Pineapple has crossed over. We've had that conversation.

There's no more talking about pineapple. We're not talking about pineapple anymore. Pineapple's in. And we're not talking about spaghetti either. Spaghetti's in. We're fine with tinned spaghetti. Spaghetti's yum. Yeah.

What else has no place on a pizza? Maybe your dad regularly puts it on pizza. Maybe you have shacked up with someone who makes the yuckest pizzas all the time and you're like, why are you putting that on a pizza. Maybe your dad regularly puts it on pizza. Maybe you have shacked up with someone who makes the yuckest pizzas all the time and you're like, why are you putting that on your pizza? Like, did you go somewhere and they were serving up a pizza with beaver meat on it? And you were like, damn.

That's beaver meat. How long have you been trying to get beaver meat into a conversation on this show? How long has that been sitting there? About six years. Hey, nothing like a good bit of... It's done now. I love beaver meat on its own,

but on a pizza, it just gets a bit too confusing, you know? Don't know my way around beaver meat on a pizza, but any other time... Brie Thomas, our regular beaver lover. Beaver meat can be a bit gamey. Oh, $800 a day and what has not place on a pizza? Hot damn, that's some good beef.

We were talking before about Pizza Hut China, which has just launched their Goblin Pizza. It's got a deep fried frog on top of it. Someone's texted and said, excuse me guys, the topping on that pizza is deep fried bullfrog. Oh, well that of it. Someone's texted and said, excuse me guys, the topping on that pizza is deep fried bullfrog. Oh, well that changes it.

Makes it worse. We get that there's a cultural divide and it could be in parts of China that frog is very normal to eat, but it's shocking to me, you know. It's like when I went to Peru and they served us guinea pig. Very normal to eat guinea pig over there. But I physically couldn't get it down because I had guinea pigs growing up.

So it was just a bit too real. Do you ever get that craving though for a bit of guinea? Nah. A bit of guinea pig? Nah, there was a guy in our Kentucky though who really took to it. And so most of us couldn't do it. And he was like, if you're not going to finish that guinea pig, slide it over here. He had guinea pig sliders. There's an idea. He had so much guinea pig to finish that guinea pig, slide it over here. Guinea pig sliders?

There's an idea. He had so much guinea pig. A few guinea pig little sliders? Yeah, like they were barbecue wings. That makes me feel ill. So we're asking, what has no place on a pizza, in your opinion? It's all subjective. And Jeremy has called in with something we believe has no place on a pizza.

But you're into it, Jeremy. I absolutely love peas on a pizza. What are you doing, Jeremy? What are you up to, mate? Like McCain frozen peas from the bag. Yeah, absolutely. Loose peas on a bag. We need to know what he's putting it with, though.

No, no, no, you've got to cook them first, and then, like when you're doing the homemade pizzas, cook them first and then put them on the bag. We need to know what he's putting it with though. No, no, no. You've got to cook them first and then, like when you're doing the homemade pizzas, cook them first and then put them on the pizza. But what are you putting with the peas? Is it just sauce, peas and cheese? What is it? No, no, no. Like everything else. You've got your chicken and capsicum and mushrooms and everything else that goes on there.

And a handful of peas on top as well. What do peas bring to the party? They're little poppy textures, I guess. Little poppy textures. And a flavour. I must admit, Jeremy, I've never, ever thought about putting peas on the pizza. Me neither.

But I can't knock it until I try it. Give it a go. Yeah, I'll give it a whirl. Well, I won't, but thanks for suggesting it, Jeremy. Elijah is here. Hi, Elijah. Hi, Elijah. G'd it, Jeremy. Elijah is here. Hi, Elijah. Hi, Elijah. G'day, fellas.

What do you reckon, Elijah? What's the topping that shouldn't be on a pizza? I reckon the heart of a palm tree. I lived in Brazil, and they put that on pizzas, and it's freaking weird. The heart of a palm tree? Yeah. Like when they cut a palm tree open, the middle strand's in the middle. Yeah.

They sort of pickle it. Yeah, nah, it's no good, eh? They put hard-boiled eggs on pizzas on the same one or two. It's horrible. Yeah. The heart of a palm tree, is it kind of like bamboo texture? You know, like bamboo? Yeah, kind of bamboo.

It's got no flavour really, but it just, as you say, it doesn't belong on a pizza. Random. Nah, I feel like you should only be putting like delicious things on a pizza. Nah, what they do, it doesn't belong in a pizza. Random. No, I feel like you should only be putting, like, delicious things on a pizza. They do delicious ones over there, though. Dessert pizzas is champion, like, you know, chocolate, M&M's, banana and condensed milk.

I've heard of that, yeah. I didn't know they did M&M's. M&M's. M&M's is in the peas category. Real wide with beaming over there. Yeah. You're right, M&M's is candy peas, isn't it? Candy peas, yeah. Yeah, they are. The better version. Yeah, Eminem, you're right. Eminem's is a candy peas, isn't it? Candy peas, yeah.

Yeah, they are. The bitter version. Yeah, true. I agree, Elijah. Thanks, Elijah. We appreciate it. Let's go to Oliver on our 100 Dials at M. Hi, Oliver.

Hi, Ollie. Hi. What do you reckon it is? Topping that shouldn't be on a pizza, Ollie? So, it's a tradition coming from my Nana. We put blueberries on our pizza. Blueberries? On a savoury pizza?

Yeah, yeah. So what's on the pizza? Blueberries and? It's just your normal stuff, like ham, cheese, tomatoes and things, but we just add a few little blueberries on top. That's random, man. Is it good or you just do it because Grandma does it? It's delicious

actually. We put them in the barbecue and when you cook them, they kind of like explode and they're really flavourful. It's delicious, actually. Okay. We put them in the barbecue. When you cook them, they kind of like explode, and they're really flavorful. Caramelize a bit. Okay. I mean, I see what you're saying. Someone text through. I feel like I'm on board with what you're saying, Ollie.

I guess if you have cranberry on a pizza, you can have blueberry. But I'm not on board with this text. Someone said, when my dad's been fly fishing, he often puts trout and blueberries on a pizza. Fish and blueberries? I don't know. What do you reckon about that, Ollie? It's interesting. It could probably work, you know?

Yeah. Well, I mean, it's different. We've really struck a chord with some people that have texted and they said, banana, vom, vom, vom. A lot of people text things through asparagus. Asparagus on pizza. Don't want it on a pizza. Totally. I can totally see that.

Would you put it in like spokes on a wheel? So it was like one piece of asparagus running the length of your pizza slice. And a lot of people saying broccolini as well, which I do agree with. But shout out to Umu Pizzeria in Kingsland in Auckland. They do this pizza. I don't even know if it's on the menu anymore, but they had wild broccoli on it. Oh yeah, okay. Was it good? It was so good.

Whatever they were doing. Someone's texting and said, I had snails on a pizza once. Nothing like a little slimy thing on a piece of bread. Heat it up. Was it meant to be on there or did you like leave a box of pizza out at a barbecue overnight and there were snails on it in the morning and you're like... I just don't see the...

Do you reckon a snail would taste similar to an oyster? No. Like a non-fresh oyster? No, I reckon... No, I don't. It's worse. I reckon they'd be rubbery. Yeah.

Do people eat slugs? Good question. I feel like slugs are poisonous. Isn't a slug just a snail without a shell? It's a naked snail. It's a naked snail, yeah, yeah. It's what it is. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this story has been swirling around the media for the past week about the pay disparity between the Wicked stars, but now the production companies come out and said it's all BS. It's all BS, Bree, and what's interesting is I can't even remember the last time a big studio did this, but they've actually shared

the details of the pay of Ariana and Cynthia Erivo. They both got paid the exact same amount the rumors were that ariana got paid 15 times what cynthia arrivo was paid that was the rumor going around for a month for a week neither of the stars obviously spoke out about it but now finally the studio has come out and said actually this is a spokesperson from the wicked from universal has actually come out and said they were paid the exact same amount. The quote is, reports of pay disparity are completely false. The women received equal pay for their work on Wicked.

And there's just one thing I'd like to mention. Neither of them got paid enough because they killed it. They killed it. They should have been paid 10 times what they got paid. They were extraordinary in this film. I have to agree with you, Dean. I think they deserved every penny. But yeah, this story started. Isn't it interesting?

Can you imagine if you were like, I'm going to start a rumor about the pay disparity between the Wicked Stars. I'm going to say Ariana Grande got paid $15 million and Cynthia Erivo, who played Elphaba, got paid $1 million. And just see what happens. Whoever did that, it took off.

Yeah. Because that rumour was on every single news site, so much so that like Dean says, in unprecedented situation, the studios come out and said, nah, we paid them the same. They didn't say how much they paid them though. No, they didn't. Did they pay them both $15 million?

What do you reckon, Dean? What do you reckon they were getting paid? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't... Hmm. Yeah, between $10 and $15, I guess. It's a lot, though. Like, that's...

I mean, obviously, it's a huge role. And they're huge, huge, huge stars. That's up there. That's Nicole Kidman. That's, like, Oscar-winning, you know, level of money. So, yeah. But, I mean, somewhere between $10 and $15, I reckon. What are some of the biggest paydays for stars, like,

lately to be in films, Dean? Do you know? Like, what's The Rock getting paid? What is Jennifer Lawrence getting for a film? Like, what are they getting paid? Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence took the words out of my mouth. She's up there at, like, $20, isn't she? The Rock still gets insane amounts, like $25 and stuff like that. A lot of them then have side deals and getting a cut of my mouth. She's up there at like 20, isn't she? The Rockets still gets insane amounts, like 25

and stuff like that. A lot of them then have side deals and getting a cut of the theatre cinema tickets as well. But they really have been a lot more transparent for the first time in the history of Hollywood about the different pays of people, and they are, I believe,

moving in a more equal gender space. That's what I've been seeing, I think, moving into more equal gender space. That's what I've been seeing, I think. Yeah, interesting. Good goss. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Very popular show, Gavin and Stacey,

which was the show that James Corden rose to fame on before he did the James Corden show, the Late Late Show, which originally aired back in 2007 to 2010. And they did three seasons and it was super popular. I've never seen it. It's a cult favourite though, isn't it? People love this show. Yeah.

They just fell in love with it. And it only ran for three seasons, like I said, 2007 to 2010, before it returned in 2019 for a record-breaking holiday special. So back in 2019, they aired one episode, which drew in more than 17 million viewers. Wow. For one episode, which was wild. And apparently that episode was left on one of the biggest cliffhangers ever.

As a one-off. As a one-off. You can't do that. And people were like, what the hell are you doing to us? If you're only coming back for one episode, you can't do a cliffhanger. Yeah. You've got to tie everything up in a nice little bow. And apparently it was a crazy cliffhanger. Well, they have announced now five years after leaving people hanging

that another episode will air on the 26th of December. One episode every five years. How good. I find it hard enough these days waiting a week for an episode. You're like, just give it to me. Because we're so used to the whole thing dropping all at once. Like, what are we watching at the moment? We're watching Shrinking,

which comes out weekly. Outlander, which is coming out weekly. And seven days to wait for an episode. Used to kill us when we were watching Ted Lasso and the morning show. Because you're just like, I just want it now. How did we used to do it? But five years.

I definitely need, for the five-year episode, I definitely need that little recap that they do at the start of the episode. 100% you would. You need that little reset that they do. You'd be like, what even happened? Yeah, yeah. I don't remember anything. No, not at all.

No. Ella, you watched the show, didn't you? You watched Gavin and Stacey? Yeah, I did. Good? Yeah, I think it's the accents for me. They're like, oh, Gavin. Gavin. Stacey. Went to them all the other day. It's very good.

Are you excited for the reunion? Yeah, yeah. It's such an endearing show. Do you remember what the cliffhanger was? Nah. But I'm going to have to re-watch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's only one episode. You can just watch it again. Pretty easy.

I thought it'd be interesting to ask this afternoon, have you ever watched a TV show that did this to you? That the ending was the end, like it was the end of the show, but it just was so crappy. I had this just last year when I finished the TV show Ozark. Oh, I haven't watched it. I won't spoil it in case you're still watching it. Was the ending real bad?

I thought it was bad. I thought it was bad for lots of reasons. I find really interesting because especially for a show that's had so much success, like any show that's had a lot of success and is super popular, there'd be way more pressure to end it right. Think about the show Friends. The pressure

that would have been on those writers to finish that show right and they got it right. I think they did get it right. If they can do it, I just believe any show can do it. It ended happily and it ended that. With answers.

Yeah, it ended. Yeah. That's the main thing. Sometimes a show will end and then we're like, oh, we might come back. Yeah. I'm like, no, if you're ending, end. Like end it. Give me an ending.

End it properly. You know what had a good ending as well? Breaking Bad. Yeah, Breaking. But then it kind of got a bit wishy-washy because then Better Call Saul came back. Oh, Ella's watching it. She doesn't want to...

No, no, we're not going to give away any of these. No spoilers. No spoilers. Please don't spoil it. I've dropped off, but I'm watching it. We are going to ask what show had a disappointing ending, but don't spoil it. Yeah, what show were you just like, oh...

Don't say why it was disappointing because no doubt someone's watching that show right now. Yeah. Ella's about to start Grey's Anatomy as well. Yeah. And you already spoiled that one for me. Oh, a lot of people on the text machine calling out pretty little lies, saying real disappointing ending.

I heard that. Yeah. Wasn't Gossip Girl a bit of a letdown as well? I never watched it to the end. You didn't finish Gossip Girl? Nah. I didn't start it, so why did I use that tone? You didn't watch Gossip Girl?

Why are you judging me? You haven't even seen an episode. Anyway, text us. XOXO. Gossip Girl. Text us on 9696. What was the show for you that you just thought had a horrible ending you invested hours and hours and years and years yep and they did you dirty at the end

talking about gavin and stacy the show that james corden was on finished back in like 2011 bought it back for a one-off special in 2019 left everyone on the biggest cliffhanger ever. And they finally said, okay, we'll do another episode. Imagine if they don't acknowledge the cliffhanger. Imagine if they just carry on with a different storyline. I would go after them with pitchforks. We've asked you what TV show had a really disappointing ending. And it is common.

You get so emotionally invested in shows. It's hard to get it right. It's so incredibly hard to get it right because you're not going to please everyone. You know, we were talking about who did good endings before. We all agreed that Friends did it well. Schitt's Creek ended really well. I thought that was

a good ending. And also The Good Place. Do you remember the show The Good Place? Yeah. I thought that was a perfectly ended TV show. I can't to be honest remember the end of most TV shows. Really? Yeah. I don't know why. Like unless I've watched it multiple

times. I'm trying to remember like Sex and the City was such a beloved show. Did it ever end though? Well, it never did because then they had a movie and then they had another movie and then they brought back another TV show spinoff. Yeah, exactly.

So it's never really ended. Let's talk about disappointing TV show endings. Noah's on the phone. Hi, Noah. Hi, Noah. Hello. What's the show, Noah? It's not really a disappointing ending.

It's a great ending. It's just on the cliffhanger. It's Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Oh, okay. Is Brooklyn Nine-Nine finished? They're not making any more? Yeah, I don't think they're making any more. Do you reckon, though, Noah, they'll ever come back and, like, close the cliffhanger?

No, because the actor of one of the main cast died. That's right. Yeah, I remember that story. That was so sad that he passed away. Okay, good suggestion, Noah. We appreciate it. A lot of people texting through shows that they think had disappointing endings.

As we said before, Pretty Little Liars, Lost is on there a lot. We're getting a lot of Lost. 13 Reasons Why, remember that show? Someone else said The L word had a disappointing ending. Spoiler for everyone. It's always a happy ending. Spoiler. Lindy's here. Hi, Lindy. Hi, Lindy.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. I'm so nervous about talking to you because your TV show you think ended badly is my current TV show and can I just say I've got six episodes of this left so please don't spoil it for me. No, I won't spoil it. But no, I just thought it ended really strangely. What show?

The Sopranos. The Sopranos. One of the biggest TV shows of all time. I have watched that. I don't know how many times I've watched the whole series. Oh, maybe I missed something. And I went back and I watched all the series. I just loved it.

I was just so addicted. Me too. Are you disappointed every time you re-watch it and that it comes to the end, Lindy? Yep. Oh, that sucks. Okay, I'll bear that in mind. But I still have high hopes.

You're not the first person to say that, but I still have high hopes. Thanks, Lindy. No, and I am looking forward to Gavin and Stacey coming back. You are? Yeah, they'll be good. I don't remember the cliffhanger, though. No one does. No, I remember it. One of them

proposed to the other one, and then before the answer got out, they finished it. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it comes out on the 26th of December, Lindy. We've got a text from someone who said, spoiler alert, but the final Brie and Clint show next year is a real letdown.

Sorry, I'm a psychic. Oh, sad. Well, spoiler alert, most Brie and Clint shows end on a letdown. Not a cliffhanger. No, just kind of fizzles out. People say Sons of Anarchy, great TV show, terrible ending. Yeah, a lot of people are saying that. I didn't do Sons of Anarchy.

Someone else said True Blood. Ending was rubbish. Yeah. Sometimes a TV show that is great, like True Blood, gets crap before the ending. Gets a bit. And that's the Game of Thrones. I'm getting so many Game of Thrones messages. But Game of Thrones wasn't just a bad ending.

It was a bad last couple of seasons. Yeah, I feel like because I'm currently watching Lost. I've never watched it. Now reading all these texts being like, Lost ending sucks. But then I also have heard, and I haven't got up to these seasons yet, that there was a writer's strike in between. In the middle. Like in the middle.

So I'm just dreading coming to those seasons. But hey, I might like them, who knows. Do you remember the show Nip Tuck? Yes. That show was so good and then it got so crap. I don't even watch the end of it. Like I watched so much Nip Tuck. It just got so bad.

I'm not even bothered with the last season. I feel like we're in store for the same thing to happen to Yellowstone. I feel like since... To be honest, I wouldn't be watching it now anyway. Yeah. The main character who the whole show's about is not there. Yeah, exactly. He's just gone.

I just would have ended it there. Well, there's no point for the show to exist anymore. That's what I mean. So why are you all still watching? Because we want it to be good. But it's not going to be. You've got to give them a chance. Someone said,

Brie, I've just watched Lost for the first time and honestly I didn't think the ending was that bad at all. Okay. There you go. Well, that gives me a little bit of hope. Yeah, yeah. And then the next test, oh my God, Lost. Get out now. Don't waste your time. Don't waste your time, Brie. Brie and Clint.

Let's play some Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Welcome to the game. That's pretty simple. I give the questions.

They Google it. Whoever yells it out the fastest wins. That's pretty much it. And if you've text through the name of the person that does win this afternoon, you could be in to win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Okay, so Clint, Claudia and Ella will be taking each other on. Ella, did you win last week? Yep.

Did I? Yeah, you did. Oh, my gosh. I won last week. Even she's shocked. Well done on Yeah, you did. Oh, my gosh. I won last week. Even she's shocked. Well done on your win last week. Let's see if you can go back to back. Are we all ready to play?

Yes, ma'am. I think so. Yeah. All right. Here comes question number one. How much did the movie Wicked make in its opening weekend at the box office? $163 million. $114 million. 114 million. 163 is correct.

That's what I have down on my Google Sheet. That is a lot of money. 163 mil in the first weekend. Not a bad day out. One to Ella. Question number two. Who invented the grater? Oh.

Francois Boulier. I'm going to give it to Clint. Isaac Hunt. Excuse me? What did you say? Excuse you? You can't say that on the radio. You can't say that on the radio.

What? You guys. Get out the gutter. That's a bad word. Use a what? You guys, get out the gutter. That's a bad word. Use a what? Isaac. What did you call me? I'm not even going to argue that point anymore.

Use a what? Get your head out the gutter. Oh, my boss just tipped. Ross just tipped. I heard that. That was K-A-N-T, right? Isaac. H-U-N-T, right? H-U-N-T.

Yeah, we know. Shush. Quish. You shush. How dare you. Crap. How dare you. Quish. You're cancelled.

I don't get it. Okay. Isaac disappointed in you. Isaac. Oh, I get it. Oh, I get it. Sorry. Continue.

I apologise. Isaac can't believe you said that. Holy smokes. That's his name. That's an get it. Sorry. Continue. I apologise. Iza can't believe you said that. That's his name. That's an unfortunate name. Okay, we're moving on. Question number three. One to Ella, one to Clint. How much... I feel like taking a point off Ella, though.

Question number three. How much is a current KORU membership for one year? Oh, no. $834. $834. $834. It's mine An individual membership is $834 for one year or $1459

for two years Give it to me, come on I'm going to give it to Claudia That is so not fair Only because you said $33 first and we all know the rules, I have to take your first answer said 33 first and we all know the rules. I have to take your first answer.

Oh, okay. If I have to have the point. Question number four. How many original group members were there in the Baja Men? How do you spell that? I can't give out any clues. Oh, gosh. Original group members of the Baja Men.

18. 12. Hold on. It's listing all of their names and not giving me just a number. You've already had your guess. Nine. Claudia can have her guess and then you can all get back in. Nine. 11. Nine. Everyone's wrong her guess and then you can all get back in. Nine.

Eleven. Nine. Everyone's wrong. Oh, ten. How many original group members were there of the Baja Men? Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I'm sticking to the Baja Men. Is that your next answer, Claudia? Yeah, six, seven, eight. I'm sticking to the Baja men. Is that your next answer, Claude?

Yeah, I'm sticking with eight. There's been 18 Baja men. What? I said 18. No, that's how many there have been. We're looking for the original line-up. I'll give one more guess to Clint and Ella because Claudia had one and it's wrong.

Baja men. Why can't we find out how many Barham Inn there are? I'll go with seven. Clint's locking in seven. Okay, I'm counting. One.

No wonder they couldn't figure out who let the dogs out. From the research I did, it was four. Oh. That was a hard one. No one gets a point. So that was a hard one. No one gets a point, though, so that's just for fun. All right, here comes question number five. Still a point each. How many global number one hits has Coldplay had?

Two. That's right. What the? We talked about this like a week ago. Yeah, we did. We did. And Claudia actually listens to me. I retain information. Okay, two to Claude,. And Claudia actually listens to me.

I retain information. Okay, two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint. Question number six. In which year was the Levi's Company established? 1853. 1971. Claudia comes through in the clutch and takes the win. Like it's hard. I can't play this game anymore.

I hate losing. That was a better game. Ava, you backed Claude. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Thank you, Ava. Well done, Ava. 50 KFC chicken dollars.

That's a lot of chicken. Remember that thing that Ella said earlier? Yeah, Ella. To be honest, that should have been instant disqualification. Yeah, a lot. It was an accident. It was his name, Isaac. Hold on. We're going to go to the video ref on that one.

No, it's exactly how it sounded. Put her on report. Brie and Clint, send him. Brie and Clint. The biggest movie in the world right now is Wicked, and this Friday for Fridayoke, Brie and I will be singing Defying Gravity. So if you care to find me,

look to the western sky. She's a pretty big challenge. Defying Gravity. She's a pretty big challenge. But we're up for it. Claudia's actually going to see Wicked at the cinemas tonight, aren't you, Claude? Hope it's a sing-along. It's your first Wicked experience, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

I'm glad you say that, you hope it's a sing-along, because one of the news sites today is polling people asking if it's okay to sing in musicals at the cinema. I don't really mind. You don't mind? Especially if it's like a big cinema. The Rock, Dwayne The Rock Johnson gave an interview this week for Moana 2, which is also a musical. Yes, what's he said? He said sing.

He said if you're in the cinema, sing. He said you've paid your hard-earned money for a ticket and you've gone into a musical and you're into it. Sing. I feel bad if people hold back. What, Ella, you think? No. I think absolutely not.

Me too. If you want to sing it, that's amazing. Listen to the soundtrack in your house or watch the movie in your house. I don't want to hear people sing it. Yeah, I've paid my herd of money too. There are a few TikTok videos out there of people at things like the Billie Eilish concert and they're sat beside someone who is just screaming the whole way through and singing.

It kind of ruins the experience there. Yeah, see, that I don't like. But a concert's louder than a movie. But I mean, when I say I don't mind people singing along at the cinema, you know, I don't mean like people at concerts are screaming. Yeah, yeah. Whereas like people, you know, if you're sitting in your seat and kind of singing along and not screaming it, then that's fine. It adds to the experience, I think, if there's a bit of crowd interaction.

I couldn't help it. I sang a little bit, but like not at the top of my lungs. When you and I went to the Wicked premiere in Sydney, there was a lot of singing in cinema, wasn't there? Yeah. And that was extra interesting because Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo were in

the cinema with us for that and so they got to hear other people's singing. Yeah. So that's pretty ballsy to sing it in front of the stars. It was so weird because you heard this little voice from up the top of the theatre just being like, leave it to me! You know, and you look

up and... Leave it to the professionals, darling. There it is, Ariana Grande just you know, hazing people. Just being like, shut up! So, Claude, you're not going to sing tonight? You're not going to give it a go? I mean, chances are I'll sing but like, breathily, just like quietly or something along. I reckon you'll get swept up in it.

Go on, give us a little bit of Defying Gravity. Yeah, can you give us... No, you've got to pay me first. Can you give us maybe this bit? Just the, you know, simple little note at the end. The easiest part of the song. Yeah. I love myself too much to do that on the radio in front of the nation.

Ella will do it. Here you go. Ask me. Okay, yeah. Ella, are you ready? No. Okay, go on. Be serious.

I regret this now. Oh, wow. Oh, wow Oh, wow She sounded like George from the Jungle. Careful how hard you critique it because Brie and I have sung that exact bit for Friday Okie this Friday. Oh, wow You sound a million times better than what I could ever do.

A million. I can't wait to hear it. Bree and Clint. We are so sweet. We are in the steps in the backseat. We are in the steps in the backseat. We are in the steps in the backseat. Touch.

See. What. Sex. ZM, Brian, Clint, that's Edison, Ray and Fizzy Milk. Let's talk about love languages. If you've never heard of love languages, where have you been? Where have you been? Where have you been? They're very 2017, aren't they? Oh, even earlier. Really?

Yeah, they've been around for a long time. A book went super crazy and everyone was on the love languages train and everyone wanted to know what their love languages are. So essentially there's five. The theory of love languages is that there's five different love languages and you have always a main two of how you want to receive love right okay and give love as well no but they're not the same right like well yeah you have a love language for how you like to receive love and how you like to give love right yes yeah but then the theory is is that if you're giving your love in the love languages you want to your partner that doesn't want to receive love that way, you need to change so the relationship works. Yeah, true.

Yeah. So the ultimate couple would be compatible in both ways. The way you give love is the way your partner likes to receive it. And the way you receive love is the way that your partner likes to give it. Yeah. But that'd be so hard to match up. It is. And I think it's just more about identifying what your partner needs and then...

Doing that. Doing that. Yeah. Yeah. But essentially the five different ones are acts of service. So that could be like folding the washing, cleaning the kitchen. Getting their car serviced. Getting their car serviced. Getting their car serviced, taking the bins out, that kind of stuff.

Then you've got quality time, which is pretty self-explanatory. Spending time together. Yeah, and that's not times where you're both sitting on your phone. On the couch. On the couch, not talking. Oh, depends. Clint's like, what? Sometimes it's all you can get.

Quality time is a lot of things, but if that's the only thing you're? Sometimes it's all you can get. Quality time is all, like, is a lot of things, but if that's the only thing you're doing, it's not quality time. Physical touch, words of affirmation, where you want to be told how beautiful you are, that you're loved. That's words of affirmation. That's needy people. And, well, we know

which one you're not. And the last one is receiving gifts. I couldn't be with a words of affirmation person, eh? Receiving. Yeah, so they're the five. What do you think you are? How do I like to receive, love? Yes.

Access service, quality time, physical touch, words of affirmation, receiving gifts. I'll say mine and you'll go, yuck. No, you can have whatever you want. Physical touch. Yuck. No, you can have whatever you want. Physical touch. Yuck. I'm just craving some human contact. Okay, so physical touch.

You have to have two. Oh, okay. And probably acts of service. Yeah. I am definitely acts of service and I want to say quality time. Quality time, okay. Yeah. Producers, this is leading somewhere by the way so if you're listening to this please identify which two you are yeah because what we're about

to talk about after this is the fact that your love language directly correlates with your toxic traits okay so producer claudia which which two are you i've done a quiz before and I was pretty even on all of them, so I think I just am very needy. But probably quality time and words of affirmation. Okay, sure. Ella, what's your two? Yeah, quality time and I think physical touch, but not over the top in public, behind the scenes.

Why didn't you say ooh when she said physical touch? It's so cute. It's cute. I just like snuggling on the couch. Mine's physical touch. Ew. Your poor wife. Okay, cool. Well, let's talk about the toxic trait that correlates to your love language.

So, I mean, I've done a little, I've taken the liberty of making this up a little bit, but you guys tell me. So let's talk about acts of service, which is you and I, Clint. Yep. Was anyone else acts of service? No. Okay, that's you and I. So your toxic trait, if you are an acts of service person,

is not asking for help when you need it, hyper-independence and procrastination. That is me to a T. Oh, okay. I don't get the procrastination one, but the other two ones really hit home. Yeah. Yeah. So quality time, which I think I was that one as well.

Me too. Yeah, Claudia. Your toxic traits are self-isolation and withdrawal. Hello, me. So that explains why you enjoy quality time so much because your toxic traits are isolating yourself. You isolate yourself. Yeah, which is 100% me.

Such a good theory. As soon as I feel bad or I'm down, I just isolate myself. Okay, physical touch, which is Ella in Clint Gross. What's the inverse of this? I'm so interested to know. Physical touch, your toxic trait, avoidance. Yeah. Which is also kind of like not asking for help

or like, yeah, just not wanting to be around anyone and just wanting to be by yourself. Like shut down. Yeah. Yeah, that's me. Physical touch yourself. Yeah. Oh, gross.

There you go. Two hands, one, yeah. Words of affirmation. I didn't say it. Say it. Words of affirmation, which is Claudia, is lying, manipulating and going silent. Whoa. So not communicating properly.

Uh-oh. She's not arguing with it. And I never would. And also not being capable of being verbally vulnerable. Oh, no. Hello, Claudia. Sounds like you. Damn it.

And the last one, receiving gifts. You can be materialistic or have... That one was obvious. Yeah. Or you can be an impulsive spender. Oh, that's me. Yeah. So they're the toxic traits that correlate with your love languages.

On the face of it, someone who says their love language is receiving gifts, it does sound shallow. But they're probably the easiest one to date because you just get them stuff. I mean, it makes sense. You buy them stuff, they're happy. You buy them stuff, they're happy. You buy them stuff and they're like, this person loves me so much. A little treat from the supermarket?

Yeah, exactly right. I do find a little bit that my way of giving love, I do love to give gifts. Yeah. Like I hate receiving gifts. I find it real awkward. So interesting because I like to give physical touch. Stop! Ew. I don't need to know about what you look at in your hands.

If your wife is listening, if you need help, if you need help, text us on 9690. Do you think I would be this honest if she was listening? Physical touch, yuck. Brian Clint, yours is physical touch. Oh, cute, Ella. We're going to get Mama Di on the phone next at ZM. Bree and Clint.

So it begins, doesn't it? Christmas, Christmas shopping. Everyone is frantically trying to figure out what everyone wants. Yeah, everyone's doing the back channel texting at the moment to go, hey, what is such and such like? Would they like this? Yeah, everyone's trying to talk behind each other's back, trying to figure it out.

Currently, as we speak, my mum is texting me, sending me photos. She's at the shops. She's trying to figure out what to buy for my partner. And I reckon it's an opportunity to mess with Mama Di because it's been a while. It has been a while. It's been a little while. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You've asked me to come up with a list of outrageous items for your

partner for Christmas. Yes. And I've done that. Okay, great. And then I'm going to call Mama Di and try and sell to her that this is what... You've got to keep a straight face with these, okay? Okay. Okay. And then I'm going to call Mama Di and try and sell to her that this is what. You've got to keep a straight face with these, okay? Okay. So I thought for your partner for Christmas from your mum, from her mother-in-law.

Yes. Just a nice simple Tiffany & Co tennis bracelet. One with the diamonds all the way around. How much is that? They're about 18 grand. But a simple one. It's her birthday as well. Just a simple one.

It's her birthday as well. And she loves tennis Yep, true I thought you could say Sophia's been watching A lot of World War II Documentaries at the moment And she's looking for

One of those Lugers You know the pistol That the German soldiers use I need to write this down Luger L-U-G-E-R World War II era Luger I will know what it is

World War II era Okay And then for the lady Who has everything I thought your partner Would quite like ER, World War II era Luger. I will know what it is. War II era, okay. And then for the lady who has everything, I thought your partner would quite like a vibrating egg. It'd be quite a good gift to receive from your mother-in-law. You arsehole. Tell her it's for like pelvic floor stuff, for like... Okay, what is it?

A vibrating... A vibrating egg. Mm-hmm. And the last one... For pelvic floor activities. For pelvic floor activities. Yeah, yeah, because it's important. It's important.

And then last one, actually, Ella suggested this, a rubber duck for the bath. Okay. So those are the items. Okay. All right, well, she wants ideas. She does. And we're about to give them to her.

We're giving her the whole spectrum there. Okay, I'm calling her from my phone. So this is literally, she's going to have no idea that she's going to be on the radio. Okay. Everyone has to be quiet. Here we go. Putting in the call now.

Yeah. Hey, Mum. Yeah. Sophia just messaged me back because I asked her this morning if there was anything else that she might like and she's just sent back a few more things. Do you want any more ideas? Okay.

Yes, please. Okay. Yep. So one of the things she said that she – well, to be honest, she's been really wanting it for ages is this bracelet from Tiffany & Co. Oh, yes. Yep, yep. So it's a tennis bracelet.

It's called a tennis bracelet from Tiffany & Co. I know the tennis one. It is pretty expensive. Tiffany & Co. It's pretty expensive, but, I mean, it's her birthday as well, so you could get that for her birthday. Yeah. Okay, so that was one of the things.

Another thing she's been super into is World War II stuff. She's really into – she's been watching all the Steven Spielberg, you know, Band of Brothers and she's super into it. And she was looking at – have you heard of a Luger? Oh, I know what a Luger is. Because she wanted, this idea that she had was she wanted to get this Luger, is it a pistol or something? I don't even know.

And she wanted to mount it in the bathroom as like a piece of art. Oh, I think it's, are you for real? No, I'm being, well, these are just, hey, you don't have to do, you don't have to get any of this. I'm just giving you the ideas. No. Yeah. No. It's a good idea, Luger.

A Luger. A Luger. You might be able to get it from like an antique shop or like a, I don't know where you'd get that. But you can have a look. I think I've got a funny feeling it's, I think it's a German. Yeah, it might be an online purchase. Okay, you think?

But she would be, she would be quite shocked and quite amazed that you got that for her. The last thing that, hold on, she's just texting me something else. The last thing that she said, because you know how we're doing Pilates, we've been doing the Pilates and stuff. Yeah, yeah. There's this new Pilates, I think it's mainly for pelvic floor activities and it's called a vibrating egg. Yeah. Yeah.

Has it got a handle on it? I think it's got. I want to get one of those for myself. I think it's really good for. You've got to get the one with the rope, Di. You've got to get the one with the safety rope. Because or else you could lose it. You loop it around your wrist. It's like a dog leash.

I'll get one of them for Michelle. Yeah, it connects through Bluetooth. It just tells you if you're doing the exercise right. Okay, so just to sum up, the Tiffany bracelet for $18,000 was one of the ideas. A World War II era Luger. A World War Era II Luger.

That's an antique. And the last, but I think the main gift is the vibrating egg. Vibrating egg, yeah. Look, I nearly believed you at the first visit with the Tiffany bracelet. I went, holy. The only thing is, with the Tiffany one, I'd only be able to not even buy one of the links. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I think you'd get kicked out if you walked into Tiffany. I think it'd be easier to get the Luger, to be honest, Mum and Dad. I think go with the Luger. Go with the Luger, Mum. It's a safe bet. I'll go with the Luger. Yeah, go with the Luger.

No, this is what I've decided. I'm going with the Luger and I'm getting the eggs for myself. Yeah, great idea, Di. Great idea. All right, on that note, I'm leaving. Bye, Mum. Love you. Good luck Christmas shopping.

Bye. Bree and Clint. We're going to do a birthday banger next. If you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday. She didn't even flinch at Luger. She went, you don't know what that is? I do know. I think I might know a place that has a Luger.

What about the vibrating egg connects via Bluetooth? Next week, second half of next week, I'm going to be away taking the family on the Disney cruise ship. We're going on the Mickey Mouse boat. And while we're away, producer Ella is going to be house-sitting for me. That's kind of you. Party at Clint's house. Party at Clint's house. Are you paying her?

No. That's dangerous. I wasn't planning on paying her. I'm paying her in free accommodation that's not at her mum's house. Her and her fiancé can have free reign of my house. You've picked the right audience. You know? You get the whole house.

You get the whole kitchen. You get the whole TV. Yeah, I'll take it. Because to me. You get my whole cat to feed. House sitting someone's house sounds like a job. You know, I don't want to be doing that. Do you use it as a little staycation?

No, not if I've got my own place with all my own stuff. But she doesn't. But that's what I mean. She doesn't. That's why I said you've picked the right audience. Right, okay. But you do live very far away, so can you pay me for petrol? That's a great question.

That's a great question that's a great question um i wanted to ask you because i've got to get things ready for you when we go away first question um you are extremely vegan are you okay with feeding my cat meat in the evenings extremely vegan yeah i don't care about that you're okay to give my cat some meat pouches yeah i do that with my cat right okay oh i just wanted to check okay fair enough that's kind of trying to take your needs into account here and my cats okay um second question is um where do you want to sleep because at my house we do have a spare bedroom your bed we'd have a spare bedroom and then of course there's my kids rooms upstairs i'm i know you're used to sleeping in a king single and my daughter does have a king single but it'd be a bit weird if

you and your fiancee slept in my daughter's bed. I think it's your bed. You've got that nice big bed. Ella and her fiancé just... Do you want me to make up the spare bedroom for you or are you willing to sleep in my marital bed? Oh, gosh. Say Clint's bed. I mean, the thing is, if it's Clint's bed,

it makes me sick, but also it's a funny story. Right, okay. I'll just say thing is if it's Clint's bed, it makes me sick, but also, it's a funny story. Right, okay. I'll just say that I don't mind where you sleep, so don't take that into account. Maybe I'll jump on your bed here and there, but main thing... Would you feel comfortable, you and your fiancé sleeping in my bed? No, I'm not sleeping in your bed.

Everything's been in there, no. What's the deal with like, everything's been in there? What's the deal with like, did you guys ever feel like when you were younger, like, your parents' bedroom was just a weird place? Yeah. Yeah. It was a weird vibe. Like, whenever I'd walk in there, I'd be like,

I feel like I'm doing the wrong thing. Like, I shouldn't be in here. Like, it was just a weird. Yeah. Okay. It wasn't just me. So, and that's what I'm wondering if the vibe is like for Ella. Is Ella going to feel like that?

Is my bedroom a bit too, like, you know? A little bit. A little bit close to home. I'm happy to take it. My bed, I'll just tell you, the spare bed is fine. The spare bedroom is great. It's got a queen-size bed in it with a nice mattress. Beautiful.

Is there a TV in there? No. My bedroom, my bed is a California king bed. Is there a TV in your room? Yeah, there's a projector. Maybe we use that for movie night. I'm going to also poop in your toilet. Yeah, well, I assumed you would.

I was hoping you weren't going to go out and do it in the garden. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's an option. That is an option. Maybe I do that. Prank. Okay. All right.

The real question on everyone's lips is Ella. Clint's bed. You know. I mean, it's a good story. It's a way, you know, you could keep that a secret, let's say three years' time, Clint's annoying you, and then you just whip out, yeah, well, you know what I did in your bed? I made whoopie.

I was going to say I ate a full pizza but to be honest if an engaged couple in their early 20s had the house to themselves and they didn't do that, I'd be disappointed. Yeah. Not in your bed. What was even the point of giving you guys the house?

But in your bed? No. Vibes. The vibes are off. Maybe I? But in your bed? Well. No. Yeah. Vibes. Weird. The vibes are off. Maybe I'll kiss in the bed. No. Not even that.

Let's bang someone's birthday. Bang, bang, baby. Birthday banger. It's where you call us. Tell us your birthday. We tell you your birthday banger, which is the number one song when you turn 16. Andy's here. Hi, Andy.

G'day, Andy. Hey, guys. How's your day been, Andy? It's good. My son was born at 12.04am, so that's cool. What? You've had a son be born at, like, 12? Yeah, midnight.

Oh, my God. Congratulations. Thank you. Who had the baby? You or your partner? My partner. Yeah, I thought that'd be a bit much to give birth and then be straight on the phone for a birthday banger,

but that would be dedication. I'd feel very honoured that that was the first thing you wanted to do after having a baby. But, hey, while you're here, let's do your birthday banger. What is your birthday? September 20, 1997. All right. That means you were 16, let's do your birthday, Banger. What is your birthday? September 20, 1997. All right, that means you were 16, Andy, in 2013. And on that day, this was at the top.

Let's get ridiculous. Oh, no, Andy. Oh, that's a bit of Red Foo, Andy. You get Red Foo's solo project. Red Foo from LMFAO and Let's Get Ridiculous. Is that what I imagine landing in a K-hole would feel?

Not being able to get out. Is it a thumbs up or a thumbs down, Andy? It's a thumbs up. It's a thumbs up. Okay, cool. Yeah, I like that attitude, Andy. Nothing can bring you down today. Let's do Mitchell, who's going to do their partner Emily's birthday banger. It's a thumbs up. Okay, cool. Yeah, I like that attitude, Andy. Nothing can bring you down today. Let's do Mitchell, who's going to do their partner Emily's birthday banger. G'day, Mitch. Hi, Mitch.

Hello, guys. How's your day been, Mitchell? Yeah, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right, as Matthew McConaughey would say. Well, you're here to do your partner Emily's birthday banger. Let's hope you know her birthday. What is it? It's the 21st of

July 2001. Alright, that means she was 16 in 2017 and here's her birthday banger. Oh yeah. I love this tune from Rihanna and DJ Khaled. Wild thoughts.

What do you reckon, Mitch? You can't go wrong with those two. Yeah. I really, really vibed this when it came out. Yeah. Bryson Tiller as well, I think. Yeah, there was a few people on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got a good one, Mitch. Well, Emily's got a good one. We'll do one more birthday banger for Gemma. Kia ora, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Kia ora. What have you been doing today, mate? Just being at work today. one, Mitch. Well, Emily's got a good one. We'll do one more birthday banger for Gemma. Kia ora, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Kia ora. What have you been doing today, mate? Just being at work today.

Oh, lovely. Well, on your way home? Yep, yep, on the way home. Good to hear. Well, all we need is your date of birth. 12 of November, 1985. Happy birthday for a couple of weeks ago, Gemma. You were 16, though, in 2001, and on that day, this was at the top.

Oh, what a banger. What a banger. What a banger. Huge song from Kylie Minogue. I love this track. What do you reckon, Gemma? I love it. Yeah, me too, yeah.

I'm going to vote for that to win birthday banger. Just to be there. Mmm. Going between that and wild thoughts, I do love to give in to my wild thoughts. Yeah, maybe wild thoughts. Okay, Claudia, what's it going to be? Please don't choose Redfoo.

Please don't. Oh, my God. And don't feel bad for Andy. Andy's had good news today, okay? Andy became a parent today. What would happen if I did choose it? Oh, I'd be so sad. Oh, things would get quite ridiculous.

Oh, I would be so sad. Nah, I think it has to be Kylie. Yeah. It has to be. Jim, we did it. It's Mitchell. Oh, sorry, Jim. Bree and Clint. Kylie on Zidim

For Gemma it's the winner of Birthday Banger That song is from the year 2001 I heard a song I can't remember where I heard it now But anyway It was a Kylie Minogue song that I had Completely forgotten about And when I heard it.

Was it the locomotion? No. It was more like a futuristic vibe. What else you got in there? And when I heard it, I was like, oh, my God, that's right. This song was awesome. What's this? I don't know.

Two hearts? No, don't think that's it. What are we just going to go through all the Kylie Minogue songs? Yeah, what else you got? Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams, Doing It For The Kids. Doing it for the kids. That was a good song. Oh, was it this song?

This is a banger. Padom, padom. If you didn't getanger. Padom, padom. If you didn't get on the padom, padom train, what were you doing? We did, but Ross Boss didn't. He said we weren't allowed to play. Ross Boss literally derailed that train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty homophobic from him, to be honest.

Yeah, and then kicked it over and then set it on fire. It was like, you're never to play this on ZM ever again. Next on the show, I've got a question for Ella, who is going to be house-sitting for me next week, and it's a question that anybody who has house-sat for anybody has had to ask themselves. OK? Which toilet can you go number two?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. I love these stories where the people who are record-breakingly old share their information about how they got to be record-breakingly old. What are their life tips? Yeah, what's the secret to eternal youth, I guess? Oh, God, I hope it's certain things. Yeah, you always do, eh?

Come on, I hope it's anxiety and self-doubt because I'm going to live forever. Yeah, yeah. I hope it's beer and vaping when you drink, only when you drink. Yeah, that is the secret to eternal life. For the last nine months, John Alfred Tenniswood has held the title of world's oldest man. He even turned 112 while he had the title. His record holding status ended on Monday when he died.

Aw. He died. I ended on Monday when he died. Aww. He died. I mean, he had a good, you know, as they say, he had a good innings. Well, he had arguably the best innings. He had a fantastic innings. One of the best innings. That was oldest man alive, by the way. That was the title.

Not the oldest man ever. Not oldest man ever. Yeah. Which I believe the oldest man ever. Yeah. The title currently sits with Joe Biden. He's the new, now that John has passed away. He's the new oldest man in the world. He's the new oldest man.

Right, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He died, I always find something sweet about this, he died in the town that he was born in. Oh, cute. In North West England near Liverpool, you know. He was born on the 26th of August 1912. Wait, when did the Titanic sink?

1912. So he was born the same year the Titanic went down? Correct. Wow. He lived through both world wars. God, he lived through some stuff. Multiple monarchs. Yeah.

All kinds of things. He was there for the Y2K. All of it, you know. And so what's his secret? How did he live to 112? Yeah, what has he been doing? I find it even more impressive because growing up in, no, it wasn't that.

Show some respect. What, I was having a guess. Well, I'm sure that is involved. I reckon that has something to do with it. It falls under the banner of self-care, I think. Yeah. I find it even more impressive that someone born in 1912 could live for 112 years. Because surely you're not getting all the nutrition that you need in World War I and World War II England.

Absolutely not. You know, you'd be on food rations. You'd be in a cold house most of the time. Someone said do his birthday banger. Wait, so what's it? So funny. There'll be no records. I reckon there might be.

So wait, so 1912. There'll be no pop chart for 1920. Hold on. 1928. There won't be. 1912. I'm just checking your math. Yep, 1928.

So what's the date? What's his actual date? August 26th. Okay, the 26th of August. 26. Hold on. 19. I wonder if it goes back that far.

It won't. Oh, it doesn't go back that far. You know the... Pop music hadn't been invented. You know the year it goes back the most, though? 1940s? 1946. Yeah.

What's that, Claude? I found one. It's a song called Valencia by Paul Whiteman and his orchestra. It was the most popular song of 1926. Okay, well, that'll do. You know that one. Yeah, yeah. I think it's like... It's got the real big drop in the middle of it.

The real heavy dubstep. Anyway, do you want to know what John's secret to long life is? Yeah, sorry, yeah. John Alfred Tinniswood, the former world's oldest man, says it's pure luck. He said you either live long

or you live short and you can't do much about it. You dragged me and everyone else listening through all of that crappy banter you and I had to ultimately have none. Well, I didn't know you were going to try and do his goddamn birthday banger. It wasn't my idea. I was trying to give the people what they want.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. He said if there is any secret to it though, he said moderation is key to a healthy life. He never smoked. He rarely drank. That's really, not really. There's such a big difference between... He really drank.

There's such a difference between R-A-R-E-L-Y drink and R-E-A-L-Y. He really drank. He really drank the house down. He drank on the odd occasion and he followed no special diet. Apart from, you know what, this is quite good. You know what the only thing in a special diet was? Someone on the text machine just said, Clint, we sat in the garage for this.

I apologise. Fish and chips every Friday. I apologise. Fish and chips every Friday. I apologise. Fish and chips every Friday. Now you're making stuff. Don't try and make stuff up now. He said fish and chips every Friday. Oh, look, producers,

he's making things up now to try and keep the people happy. You made us sit through all of that. You made us. You wasted. There's four minutes. No, five minutes now. I'm never going to get back.

There's a lot of valuable time. Well, I'd say life is short, but it's not. Life could be very long. As a part of the Brinkland Show, we would like to apologise for Clint Roberts and for him making you sit through that absolute dribble. It's been six years, guys. Don't you know what to expect by now?

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