ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th November 2025

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

Bree & Clint are outsourcing ideas for their Christmas song.  How'd you lose a finger?  The Tiger King has released his rates.  Dick (van Dyke)'s secret to a long life.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Go! Let's go! I think I met you in a dream last month Zatim's Brie and Clint Right now you say me they were green and green Good afternoon everybody Welcome to the Brie and Clint show we are entering that part of the year where outdoor events are back on

the cards. Festivals. Favorite time of year, right? Concerts, food festivals, things like that. I just got an invite to something which is outdoors. And in the invite, it says they've hired a witch

off Etsy to cast a good weather spell for the event to make sure, because this event got rained out last year. So they've gone on Etsy and they've booked a witch. That's going to solve it. That's a good idea. Well, if you've got a wedding coming up.

Yeah, I mean, I wonder how much the weather witch costs. Can you get a witch on fibre? And is she related to the wicked witch? And does the witch have afterpay? All good questions to ask. Yeah, and does the witch pay tax? I've never hired a witch before. Haven't you?

No. Oh, I've dealt with a few good witches over my time. Have you? Yeah, a couple of good witches. Not the bad ones, though. No. Steer clear of them. No, they scam you.

Yeah. They will have taken you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fun show on the way for you guys today. What's the Plot is Back, our movie guessing game. Been a couple of weeks, but we're going to play today for $1,300 cash. Can you believe that? That is a lot of cash.

What is the highest amount this game has ever gotten up to? I feel like we got close to two grand. I've got memories of us playing somewhere in the South Island. Maybe like 1800 is the record. Yeah. Anyway, it's a biggie. $1,300 in time for Christmas. That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

Perfect time. And all you have to do is get two movies correct before Breed does, just two. And we'll do that at 4.30 this afternoon. Right now, though, we're going to play Trady versus Lady. The Trady's on 98. The lady's only two behind on 96. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady.

Three, two, one. Let's go. All right. Let's do the dance, Trady versus Lady. The Trady's on 98, the lady's on 96. Ladies can still level the playing field by the end of the week, but they need to win today to do that. Our lady is in Christchurch.

She is 32, and her first dog was named after the Spice Girls. Welcome to the show, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello, hi. Which Spice Girl? All of them. Just her name is Spice. Oh, Spice the dog.

I thought you named her, like, tumour. or something. No, no. Bye, Phil. Okay, you're taking on our tradies today. They are from Palmer's to North. They are also 32, and she is a great,

oh, she is a great, she is great, according to her son. Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hello. Is that correct? It says that you are a great

on this list here. What is, you're great at what? He said, I'm a great mom. Oh, a great mom. Mom, that's way cuter. Oh, that's lovely. Do you buy him gifts? We did go to the lolly shop after school yesterday.

Smart. So we might have been a bit sweetened up. Well, Hannah the great mum, your buzzer is Trady. Sam, your buzzer is lady. The first of three correct answers is going to get $50 cash this afternoon. Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go.

Question number one. What famous former footballer is Posh Spice married to? Trady. Lady. Yes, Hannah. David Beckham? David Beckham. It is David Beckham.

Question number two, that's one to the tradies. What animal makes this noise? Wait a lady. Oh, Sam just got in there. Sam got in there first. Turkey? Turkey. It is a turkey.

Gobble, gobble. We are one a piece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Sam's in? Pink. Pink. It is the goat herself pink.

Two to the ladies, one to the Trades. Question number four. In which track and field event might an athlete use the scissor technique? Trudy. Yes, Hannah. High jump. It is high jump. Well done.

Good game. We're all tied up two apiece. Here comes question number five for the win. Who played Iron Man in the Marvel movies? Trudy. Lady. Hannah just got to. in?

Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. A little whisper from the benches, but we'll allow it. That means Hannah, well done, mate. You've picked up $50 cash and a win for the tradies. Amazing. Thank you guys so much.

You've done the ladies in. That's okay. You've picked your team. You are team tradie, Hannah. Team tradie today. Yeah. Hannah's team money. Hannah's team win at all costs.

Hey, thanks ladies, we appreciate it. I'm lucky Sam. Trady's got a 99. Can you believe it? Ladies on 96. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. It's officially 28 days to Christmas and I posed the question to you guys yesterday as a show.

I said, could we as a show create a Christmas song? The brilliant Clint Christmas song. There's money to be made. It's a lucrative business. Look at Mariah Carey. Yeah. Look at Elvis. She's made millions.

Look at Elfuss. Look at Boubley. Booblay, of course. Yeah. Absolutely. Why can't we have a piece of that pie? But here's the thing. I do see a gap in the market for a Christmas song

that we could place into that gap. Yep. But I think we need to outsource to the people that listen to this show a new exciting theme. So I've done some research, right? And here's what we're going to do. We're going to crowdsource the different themes

and topics that are going to be in our Christmas song. Because we've heard, this is what I've got from my research, the Christmas songs that are out there, a lot of religious songs. Oh, yeah, they've got that covered off. About baby Jesus and, you know, nativity scenes, all that jazz. Yeah. There's a lot about winter and snow.

I was going to say snow's a big topic. Which is not relevant for us here in New Zealand. No. There's a lot of Christmas songs about getting together with family. Yep. A lot of romantic love songs. A lot of Christmas songs. Oh, yeah, like being with the one you love.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. A lot of songs about Santa and Rudolph, all the reindeer. A lot of songs about coming home. Yeah, gift-giving. Home for Christmas. We've heard those. Yep.

We know, we've got them. They're great. But we need to come up with something fresh, something new. And this is where we put it to you guys listening, the people. What are the different things that you think need to be in the Bree and Clint Christmas song? Because we're putting this thing together. It's happening. What's the relatable to everybody Christmas theme that we can run through our Bree and Clint Christmas original?

A great example that came through yesterday. Dad putting up the trampoline. Oh yeah, Dad building a trampoline on Christmas Eve Yeah I just had a thought I just had a thought of what our overarching theme could be Yeah Being hung over on Christmas Day

I love it Oh Because who in their right mind Isn't There's a time of your life It's sort of just before you have kids After you leave school and just before you have kids Where every Christmas day

You are violently hung over from partying on Christmas Eve. You go back to your hometown. Everyone's there. People you went to school with and you all meet at the pub in town and you get absolutely lit. Isn't that relatable? And then the next day you're like,

you go to midnight mess with mum completely off your fricking tits. That's a great, we can put that in there. That is a part of the Christmas song, but we need more. We need more meat. More meat on the bone. More ham. More ham. More Christmas.

Ham. Put that in. We can put that into the song. 0,800 dials at M or you can text through your suggestions. What do you think needs to be in the Brian Clinton Christmas song? What would make it truly Christmassy for you? Because we want it to reflect, because

like you said, there's no snow, we want it to reflect a Kiwi Christmas. Absolutely. And something that's relevant here in 2025. Yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. 0,800 dials at M or text your idea. to 966.

Like Brie said, we're crowdsourcing it this afternoon. And we didn't have long to put this together either. 28 days. 28 days. Z.m. Brinclent. And Morgan Wallin on Z.M. Brie and Clint, I had some help and we need your help right now. Yeah, that is a great transition, my friend.

That's good radio. That's just good radio. That is just good, solid radio. We're doing it, guys. We're creating our own Christmas song. It is happening. I'm getting more and more excited. as the time goes on hearing the suggestions that you guys are coming up with

on 9-696 makes me excited about this Christmas song. We're so due for a new Christmas song. No offence to Mariah, but... But we've heard it. But she's carrying... She's got Christmas on her back. Yep. How much longer can she last?

There can be another Christmas song. There can be more than one Christmas song, but we want it to be authentic and relatable, particularly to the Kiwi Christmas experience. Because everyone's writing about a Northern Hemist be a Christmas. We have a very different Christmas down here. It's a very different vibe down here in New Zealand. So that's what we want to bring to you, the people. We said, what should be included, what topics in our Christmas song? Someone said, can we please

sing about putting our presents on Trade Me on Boxing Day? Brilliant. Brilliant. Someone said, what about waiting for the Pavlova to rise and it never does? Yeah. Great. How about Nana saying something offensive over the morning mimosas? Put that in the song? It's not Christmas if Nana's not being mildly racist over a mimosa. No, it definitely isn't. Someone else said, what about the dead Christmas tree because it died of the heat of the summer? Yeah.

It's great. Dead on Christmas day. Maria is here. Hi, Maria. Hi, Maria. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What needs to be in our all-new Christmas song?

That every second auntie brings broccoli salad. With the little cranberries in it, Maria? Yes, absolutely. And the shaved almonds? Oh, yeah, the chopped almonds. Yeah, and the bacon. Maria, what... Oh, bougie.

Yeah, I like that. What is it? Do the aunties not talk to each other, or do people just love broccoli salad that much? I don't know. I think everybody just loves it, and it seems like something a bit different to do, but then all of a sudden there's so many broccoli salads.

It's healthy. It's light for summer, you know? Can one of you do an egg salad, please? Looks quite Christmassy. It's green and red in it. Yeah, yeah. We need some 90s aunties to come back with the deviled eggs or something like that. Oh, I love a

deviled egg. That's a great suggestion, Maria. That's Maria. I'm going to go out on the limb and say, it's in. It's in. It's in the Christmas song. Awesome. Thank you. Very good. Isra's here. Hi, Isra. Hi, Ezra. Hi. Merry Christmas. Ezra. What should be in our Christmas song? Fish and chips. Fish and chips, Ezra. On the beach? On the beach. Hell yeah, my friend. Ezra, you've got great Christmas energy. Can I ask, what do you want for Christmas?

Oh, I watch some video games. Yeah. Radio games. That's a great time on Christmas. You know, just whacking on a video game. Not talking to any of the family that's there. Sorry, can't talk. I've got to play the game.

Someone takes through and said, we're taking suggestions on the Christmas song. And we are legit. We're putting this together. We don't know genre yet. We don't know if we're going to have any celebrities on it. but that's all work in progress. Someone said it should be,

you should talk about the backyard cricket that's played on Christmas and how one sibling always has a meltdown because the other one got more hits than them. Oh my God, so relatable. You have to include everyone sitting on their phones instead of talking to each other on Christmas Day. That's good. Very relatable.

What about the gas bottle for the barbecue at Christmas lunch, always being empty? Go and fill your gas bottle up now. That's my tip for you. Go and fill it up now. No one's doing that, though. Just take it to mobile, just swap it now. I'll be going down to the servo on Christmas Day.

Well, they'll be open. Dad wearing his new Christmas socks with his jandles. How good? How yeah, that's going in the song. Someone else said, you need to put in the fact that every family, there's always an argument or three. Yeah. That's going in the song.

Mum doing all the work and dad doing a little bit of nothing. Love it. What about breaking up before Christmas so you don't have to buy gifts? Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's going in the song. Yeah, yeah. And then you get to go to the festival's single as well. And do it early, so you're not depressed on Christmas Day.

Yeah, that's a fun, that's a fun summer. What about this? This has to be in the Christmas song. Dad picking up all the Christmas rapping vigorously just as you've opened the gift. Yeah, he's going around. That's going in the Christmas song. And then mum rifling through the boxes to see he hasn't thrown out any of the presents along with the wrapping paper.

My mum's texting. Oh, yes? She goes, you better be putting it to like an Elvis theme. Okay, yeah, sure. An Elvis theme Christmas song. We'll take it under consideration. It will go into consideration, yeah. I reckon you guys should put in the song taste testing

or the cookie time cookies at the supermarket before you buy them. Yeah. That's always a good time at Christmas. These are such good suggestions. Yeah. Do you reckon this is how Mariah wrote her song? I think so. Yeah, yeah.

She crowdsourced, you know, the lyrics, I think. Include your uncle getting drunk and racing electric scooters on his driveway and then ending up at A&E and going to hospital for five days requiring plastic surgery to his face. That one seems quite specific. Seems very specific. But, hey, we'll put it in a song. But at the same time relatable, you know, so yeah, no idea's a bad idea.

Zed Am's Brian Clint. Time for the tea. This is the tea. Okay, I got in trouble for this yesterday So spoiler alert If you're watching Dancing with the Stars America And you're not up to date yet I'm about to reveal who the winner is

Surely everyone knows by now Surely you know by now Okay, it was Robert Irwin Hooray! Hooray! Robert Irwin, son of Steve Irwin has won Dancing with the Stars 2025 He's very emotional too

Here's some audio of him Getting the Glitterball yesterday Robert and Windy Alex and Val fantastic job I'm making it to the finale You're amazing God, Joey and Jenna Please do the honors

Bring it over There's your Mirabal Toffee Robert, what does this moment mean to you right now? My sister said it best Thank you for changing my life God he's good hey He's so good

He's just so likable His sister Bindy was there There's a very cool photo because she took her mirror ball to the final as well. Because if you don't know, about 10 years ago, she won. It was 10 years ago? I think so. Wow.

Yeah, she won Dancing with the Stars America as well. It's such a huge commitment, anyone who goes on that show. And I've been wondering what Robert Irwin gets for winning Dancing with the Stars. And I've found exactly how much they get paid. Oh. So Variety Magazine has confirmed that the starting salary for the celebrities on Dancing with the Stars in 2025, you get $125,000. just for doing the show.

Right. Whether you get out in the first round or not, 125 grand US. If you make it to weeks three and four, you get an extra 10 grand US a week. Okay. If you make it to week five, you get a bonus $15,000 payment.

If you make it to weeks six and seven, you get a bonus $20,000 payment per week. And then if you get to week eight, you get an extra $30,000 payment. If you get to week nine, that's when it gets really serious. You get a $90,000 US bonus for making it to week nine. And then the grand final prize is 50 grand.

So in total, if you do all 11 weeks of dancing with the stars... How much has Robert Irwin gone home with? Minimum, minimum $360,000 US dollars. For how many weeks? For 11 weeks. Oh, it's not a bad time out for 11 weeks, is it? And you learn how to dance. And he's famous in the States now

I mean he was already kind of famous Now he's a household name Yeah that's I mean good payday for Robert Earl And then he comes back to Australia There's some crocodile shows at Australia Zoo He hosts that I'm a celebrity get me out of here He's fully into the TV Yeah he took over from

The vet The Bondi vet guy a couple of years ago Chris Brown Yeah Bondi vet Chris Brown Yeah He hosts it with Julia Morris. Yeah, he's a superstar. Yeah, we love Robert Irwin, so that's cool news that he's

taking that out, just like his sister. I would love to hear from someone that doesn't like Robert Irwin. Yeah. Like, do they exist? Is there a person on this planet that doesn't like Robert Irwin? They've got to get Terry Irwin on Dancing with the Stars now. She's the last one, isn't she? No, but she can't really see past that big fringe of hers. That's why she doesn't do the crocodile shows either Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah She's impaired vision from the blunt fringe It's one of the thickest set of bangs I've ever seen

Jesse Jay, even Jesse Jay's like, oh, too much That's why Jesse Jay grew hers out She's like, I can't compete with that That's the T with Bree and Clint We're back after this See items, Bree and Clint Just feels time Qaeda, everybody.

Show's been hacked by KFC. The Colonel Hacker has hacked the menu. You can get a lunchbox for just $999 at KFC. I had that for dinner the other night. How bloody good. What was your favourite thing in the box? The chicken. It's always the chicken.

Obviously. The chicken is... Followed by the chips. Followed by the snack burger. Mm-hmm. And I never drink the drink. Yes, same. I never drink the drink.

Often I keep that for later. Yeah, I just don't... It's like a little sneaky drink the next day. But that's just me. If anyone wants my drink, Um, text me, 9-6-96. It's an unopened can of, um, Coke, no sugar. I'll have it. Okay, sorry, don't text. It's gone.

It's gone. Sorry, that was quick. Next on the show, weird question. We want to know how you lost a finger. I was reading an article today about a, um, New Zealand rugby player who's lost not one, but almost two fingers on separate occasions. That sounds awful. And I, I'm just thinking which two fingers I wouldn't mind losing.

Okay, that's good point. You ever think about that. You pick two across both hands. Okay. And you let me know which. Would you take a missing toe? No. Okay.

I'm only dealing in fingers here. Oh, that's a bit rough to the toe missing community. Yeah, I just feel like you can hide that better. We can do that tomorrow. Oh, true. We need to save something for tomorrow. What about if you lose your big toe? Can't wear jandles?

You can get by. I think. We're talking about losing fingers. Have you decided which finger? Yeah. If you had to lose a finger, which finger you'd go for? I think I know which one. Yeah?

I'd lose this one. So you would lose your ring finger. Yes. On your non-ring hand. Yeah. Yeah. Why? No, on my non-dominant hand.

On your non-dominant hand? Oh, for obvious reasons. Oh, Bruce's making a rude gesture. I am not. You are? The obvious reason is you want to keep the book. Hookends, they're the most important. Well, you're not going to lose a thumb, are you?

No, you never. You need your pinky to balance your phone on these days so you can scroll more easily, so you've got to have the pinky. This one I need for obvious reasons when I get angry in traffic. You need the middle finger for gesturing. So this one. You need the pointing finger for pointing. For pointing, and this one I don't need.

Okay, I still think you were making a rude gesture. Oh, how dare you? Marcel Reneter is in the news today. He plays for the blues. He's nearly lost a finger in preseason training. He's in one of those awkward finger cast thingies that you were in a couple of summers ago and I was in a few summers before that.

But you didn't wear it properly? No, I didn't wear mine because I got my first big DJ gig at Rhythm and Vines and I didn't want a DJ in a finger cast. And now you've got that weird claw finger for the rest of your life. Now I've got a bung finger. It's my mungy finger. What is your wife think of that finger?

My fingers are none of her business. Kind of gives me the egg that finger. Anyway, he managed. They managed to save it. Well, how did they do it? Like, during a tackle or something? In a tackle, it got tangled up in another player's jersey. And it pulled it in a weird direction.

But they've done surgery and they've managed to save his ring finger, which is lucky because it's right next to the stump of where his middle finger used to be. He's already lost a finger on that hand. So he nearly lost, on his hand, he nearly lost the ring and the middle finger, which would just leave him with the two outside fingers and a thumb. Which would be good It'd be good for pulling the rock horns But not much else

How did he lose the middle one During training as well? Rugby, yeah rugby You'd have to think at a certain point Like how many fingers do you have to lose Before you're like No, I look at it more How many fingers can you lose

Before you can't play You know? Yeah, because rugby for life What's his job? What about that guy? It's his job and his passion What about that Australian hockey player injured his finger

I think it was his I can't remember which one it was injured his finger seven weeks out before his fourth Olympics and they said you're out for the Olympics this is going to take two months to heal

and he said what if we cut it off and they said you'll be back at playing at the Olympics and he did it and he cut his finger off and he played at the Olympics and I'm pretty sure they won a bronze

Angus Crichton chopped off his middle finger to play for the kangaroos one year and this There's an all-black captain who went fingerless for a tour as well. See, and this is how I know that I don't think I ever would have went to the very tepity top level. Because you're not willing to do what it takes, Bree. I just don't think I'm...

You're not willing to lose a finger for your country. Yeah, I just don't think I would. I want to talk to people this afternoon who have lost a finger or more. And I want to know how you lost it. It's always so interesting to me the way that people lose their fingers. And if it's not interesting, what's the story that you tell people about? What's the story you've made up about losing your finger? I've got a great story.

A guy I worked with on multiple seasons of Celebrity Treasure Island. He's the guy that made all the challenges, worked in the art department. Okay. He was missing his thumb. He cut it off on the set of Lord of the Rings. Really? True story. See, that's a great story.

Yeah. Because you can pause Lord of the Rings right at the bit where it shows the thing that you built that cost you your thumb. He's like, I built that. There's a bit of my thumb in that. That's what I got. no thumb. See that structure? See that tower? It's gone. It's a bit of my thumb in that towel. 0,800 dials at M. We'll text it to 9-6-96. Could get a bit gory, but we're up for it. We can handle it, can't we? Actually, producer Ella's quite nervous about these. She's asked to sit this one out because you've got to, you're a bit squeamish, aren't you Ella?

Yeah, if I get any bloody text, I'll put you on hold and give you to Claudia. Well, we want to hear them, okay? We want to know exactly how you lost your finger. And which one was it? And if you had the chance, would you change the one you lost to a different one? Oh, yeah, would you switch to another finger? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The ZDM Podcast Network. Marcel Reneter plays for the Blues.

He's in the news today because he nearly lost his, he nearly lost the second, how do you say this? He nearly lost one finger and then has nearly lost a second one playing rugby. On the same hand. Next to each other. Next to each other. Middle one. He's got a middle stump. So if he flips you the bird, it's just the stump.

and then beside it he nearly lost the one the ring finger directly beside that so we're asking a slightly squeamish question our producer Ella has literally left she's left the studio she's not here

she doesn't want to be here to listen to these stories pussy we're asking how do you lose your finger Josie's here hi Josie Hi team how we going Good thanks Josie tell us did you lose a finger No not quite

I almost did I was playing netball in year 13, I think it was at school, and I ended up running into someone and basically did a complete shaft fracture down the centre of my pinky finger. Did you say a complete shaft fracture? Yeah. Not the shaft fracture.

So yeah, rather than splitting like across the bone, it went down the long. So instead across the bone, it went down the shaft. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, they weren't sure if they were going to be able to put it back together, but luckily they did. How'd you do that, Josie?

I thought Netball was a non-contact sport. Yeah, well, yeah, non-contact, my arm. Thanks, Josie, glad you still got your finger. There's some great text on this. Someone said, I know a guy who was a sore sharpener who cut the top off three of his fingers. I feel like that's in the contract if you sign on to be a sore sharpener.

Oh, there's so many. so many dangers when you're doing jobs like that. What about this one? I was a child and I was playing at a friend's house. She slammed the door and it got my right ring finger from the knuckle, which was still hanging on at the time.

Parents drove me to the hospital but it had to be amputated completely. Let's just say I'm not one for doors anymore. No. And every time you hear a door slam you'd get PTSD. If your finger came off... That's trauma. What would you do? Would you put it in a glass of

milk? What he's supposed to do with a finger when it comes off? You know, what's the best way? A bag of ice, I'd say. Is a bag of ice? Yeah, or put it in your keep cup. Oh, yeah. You know, keep it cold. Put it in your Frank Green drink bottle. Yeah. I reckon that's where I'd put it. But don't have a drink. Don't have a sip on the way. Imagine you're like, I am a bit thirsty.

Oh, this tastes a bit fingery. Okay, where are the ones that are okay to read out? Someone said, my husband lost the top of his finger when he got it caught in a car cam belt. Oh! That's awful. I just about lost my pinky finger in a toilet incident. A couple of millimeter deeper, and it would have had to have come off.

What's the toilet incident? Did you get it stuck under the seat and then sit down on it? What other toilet incident could there be? Oh, where you? Oh, you clench up and rip your own finger off. You're like, oh-oh. How am I going to get that out? The old powerful bottom.

This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Did your brother lose a finger? He sure did. How? He lost four of his fingers. Four?

Yep. On one hand? Yeah, on his left hand and he's left handed. Oh, no. Oh, wow. How do he do that? He was planing firewood. And he just put his hands in the wrong spot and then they just threaded up.

Oh. How old was he? he was 10 Oh nah That's trauma for life Why is the 10 year old Plaining Firewood He was with our

Unresponsal uncle At the time There it is Oh anonymous Your parents would be furious Did your uncle get disowned From the family Sort of

Potential Not quite I feel like Anytime your brother Want something If your uncle is over He has to go and get it You know

Yeah If your brother's like Oh I'd love a beer But I can't open it Because I'm missing Four of my fingers You feel like your uncle should pay for your brother's life.

First house, wedding, university if he wants to go. Thank you, Anonymous. Get this, guys. The dog accidentally bit my little pinky off. Three surgeons later, they had to amputate it down to the, down to, oh, they had to amputate it. It's not the text I thought it was. Someone said, my dad lost a lot of his middle finger. when he was working and it was crushed

between a big construction concrete pole and a chain as they were screwing it to lift it in. It couldn't be sewn back on. That's devastating. I know someone who chopped their finger off with a drop saw and when they bent down to pick it up, the dog had it in their mouth and I'm pretty sure the dog ended up eating the finger.

No, no, no, no. That's, oh, that story's awful. This story's just as bad It says, my wife My wife had her index finger Bit down to the knuckle By what? By a horse when she was a kid

Oh Oh I didn't know that a horse bite could be that Are you serious? Have you? Oh my God I thought they had a friendly little nibble My mum got bit on the bum by one of our horses

And her Her bum was black and blue for about three months. Well, at least that's what she told you. Yeah, that was the story. But the funny thing is, we didn't own a horse. We just had my Italian dad. We did call him the stallion.

You've got a hell of a pair of gnashes on him, too, that boy. He's got a big pair. Has your dad got all his fingers? Huh? Has your dad got all his fingers? Yeah, and I'm surprised as well. Yeah, I am too. I am too in the line of work that he's in.

Sorry, Dad, if you're listening, but quite surprising. No, I just feel like he over the years would have put his hands. in harm's way. Oh, yeah, big time. That or again, your mum would have been prone to bite them off. In a loving way, of course. Yeah, absolutely. Those country people, I tell you.

She's ravenous, that mother of yours. Come in, show me your big nashes. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Time for what's the plot. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?

Our movie guessing game, which goes up every week that it's not won, and today, if you get two movies correct before Breed does, you'll win $1,300, $1,300, Shavorn. Hi, Shavon. Oh, we've got a live one. Who's with you, Chavonne? My manager and my work, mate. Oh my gosh. Where do you work?

Do you want to give you work a shout-out? Yep, people tend to come get a free qualification, guys. Hell yeah. Wouldn't mind that. Wouldn't mind that. Well, is she qualified when it comes to guessing films? Shavon, I'll just run through the rules quickly. I read out plot lines to movies.

You yell out your name when you think you know what that plot line is, what the plot of the movie is. and have a guess. Don't wait for me to finish, okay? Just go for it when you think you know what it is. Yeah. If you get two of them right before Breed does, you'll win $1,300.

Crazy. What would you spend the money on, Chauvonne? My daughter has 10 daycare teachers, so a nice Christmas gift for them. Like, I do like a hamper, and then definitely Botox, because she's also stressing me out. Botox for you, right? Not for her.

Botox for me. And I will also get her. Get them, yeah, a nice little Christmas hamper. How bloody good, everyone wins. What I like about this is Chavonne has clearly thought about it. I love that. The money is spent in her mind. So good luck, Chavon.

Good luck, Chavon. I want you to win, but I'm not going to give it to you, okay? Blot one of your ears. She'll block the good one. $1,300. We're at lucky number 13. So our theme this week, every movie has 13 or more Academy Award nominations. Oh, so we're talking to the biggies.

Couldn't be Christmas, I'll I. I'll put in that one. All right, Shavorn. I love Shavorn. I want Chavon to win. Buzz in with your name. Here comes the first movie plotline. Born under unusual circumstances, a young man springs into life with the physical state. Chavon. Is it Benjamin Button?

Yeah. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Shavon, you're one movie away from winning this whole thing. We've got him straight. You're not far away, Shavon. You need to get it done here, though. Critically acclaimed films. Plotline number two.

During World War II, a physicist is appointed to work on a top secret project. Brie. The imitation game? The imitation game is a. incorrect. Free guests, Chauvorn. Openheimer. Openheimer.

Is correct. Oh my God. I'm getting back on. Congratulations, Chauvorn. Well done, mate. You've got the 1,300 bucks, the Botox, the gifts for people for Christmas. deserve it. How good.

Shavorn, you are such, you are such a great winner. You have such incredible energy and I know Brie's got into Lose but I know she's stoked for you. I love when people win though because it means they deserve to win and you're just a ball of energy like Clint said. So good on you. Thank you so much. You're welcome, mate.

You're welcome. Watch out if you're Chivorn's kids daycare teacher, one of the ten. gift pack coming you away from a woman who can't express her feelings anymore because she's so shut up with Botox, her whole face doesn't move. Yeah. Yeah, I won't be angry. No. I won't be angry anymore.

Ever. You're just going to be neutral, Chauvonne. Absolutely. Hey, mate, congrats. $1,300. We'll get it out to your ASAP. Thank you so much. You're so welcome, Shavorn.

Brian Clint, that is What's the Plot? We will start again at $50 cash next week, right back to the beginning. It's ZM's Breinclin podcast. This is big news. The Australian government will become the

first government in the world to ban children under 16 from social media next month. It's going through on the 10th of December. How are they going to police it? It's not clear.

It's not clear. They're just going, they're going to put the onus on the social media companies to do it. So here's the details. They'll take it serious. won't they?

Well, they need to, because I'll give you the details first, okay? So META have already started sending out notifications to anyone they believe is under 16 and saying, hey, you should download your digital history and delete your account because you won't have access to it after this date when the law comes in. The platforms that the Australian government is saying must prevent under 16s from being able to join our Facebook, Insta, WhatsApp, Snapchat, WhatsApp, TikTok, X, and YouTube. Yeah.

If they don't, if these companies don't enforce something that stops 16-year-olds and under, well, I think 16's okay. People under 16 from joining these platforms, they face fines of up to $50 million. Right? Yeah. Yeah, that's a hefty fine, isn't it? But again, it's very hard to enforce. The YouTube one is big.

The YouTube one is big. Because I know, like, kids, especially, like, young kids. Yes. They love YouTube. They watch everything on YouTube, all their shows, and they follow people, you know, like toy reviews and all that kind of jazz, how to make kinetic sand. Watching other kids play games and things like that. So that's an interesting one.

I didn't realize YouTube was in that. They'll be the hardest one to enforce because YouTube's just on most TVs. So is it having a YouTube account that's the issue? Or is it watching YouTube specifically? Well, they can't police that. No, they can't police that. Yes, producer, do you know? No, I don't.

But there's also YouTube kids. So I wonder if that would be okay or not. So do they need to come out with YouTube teens as well? Yeah, right. Because there's some hectic stuff on YouTube as well. And I guess that's the issue. Anyway, what do we think? Putting the ability to enforce it aside,

because that is going to be really hard. The flimsyest one for me is when you go to like an alcohol website and it goes, are you 18? Yep. And you can click yes or no? Yeah. Did you guys know what we went through back in the day? Yeah, yeah.

Where I put high heels on when I was 16 to go down to the bottle-low? Have you ever clicked no on one of those alcohol websites? No. I have. And it just takes to this page and it's like, and then you can just click back and click yes and it's like oh welcome on in oh all good come on in you made a mistake come on in it's like Facebook I remember I think it was 13 you had to be

to make an account yes you just make your birthday be that you just change your birthday yeah you're right so again it's all good and well but how do you have they're gonna have to bring in some age verification type thing but then what kind of idea is a 16 year old got I guess they could have a driver's license. Yeah. A passport, but not everyone has one. So again, put the age verification thing to the side.

Do we think it's a good idea? Yes. Do you think it's fair? I don't know about fair, but life's not fair. I think it's about safety, right, and protection. Yeah. Because you think of Snapchat, you think of Instagram. I mean, every single social media app has a bad.

Yes, has a dark side. And so it is like... I also think it comes down to, like, yes, in theory, I think it's a good thing, especially for kids under 16. But I also think it's one of those things, like that theory where if you say kids can't have something. They want it more. They want it even more. And they'll do things to get it and they'll hide things from their parents so that they can have it.

You know? Like that's, I mean, there's an argument in that. Yeah. Well, it's a hard one. It's good that Australia is doing it first. Yeah, let them make the mistakes. Because we can just see what happens. You know, we can just watch.

There is a group. I've seen it on bus stops and I was telling you this before, Clint. Like, there is a group in New Zealand trying to get the exact same. They just submitted their petition to Parliament last week. Well, there you go, yeah. They got however many thousands of signatures from people who agree that social media should be banned for people under 16 and they've just put that into Parliament. To be honest, I could happen here. I kind of wish they would ban it for me.

because I can't get off of it. Yeah. Yeah, maybe we need some adult restrictions on it too. Can they ban me from alcohol too? Yeah. Can they ban me from alcohol? Yeah, like weekday drinking. Can they ban me from that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we find a way to keep me out of the pub? I think bring in more rules for adults. Now that's the petition. Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Just look after me, please. Play ZDM's Bree and Clean. Right now we're talking about multiple

living generations. How many do you have in your family? What did that Scottish family get to again? The Scottish family got to six. Six living, people living from six different generations in the same family. Correct. Which they say pretty bloody rare. From a newborn baby through a tour, a great, great, great, great, great grandmother. Correct. That's what they've got in that family. And great, great, great grandma is 90. Yes. Yeah. So what can we find? We're getting getting a lot of fours coming through on the text machine. Yeah, quite a few four-generation families. So what would that be?

That means... That's just great-grandma. Well, I say just great-grandma. I was going to say, that's still pretty good. That's impressive. It's excellent. Someone who said my great-grandmother was in my life for 21 years. I was very lucky.

Wow. And someone else who said, my grandparents are great-grandparents. No, that's not what we mean. My grandparents. I'm sure your grandparents are great-grandparents, but are they great-grandparents. are you saying like great grandparents or are they like oh they're great that's what I think they said they said my grandparents are great grandparents oh yeah different things actually hard to understand what they meant

let's go and talk to Rachel hi Rachel hi Rachel hi how many generations are living in your family Rachel so not anymore but we did get up to five wow okay so talk us through it my my great grandmother was born in 1904 yeah We had her son in 1924. Okay. And then he became a father to my dad in 158. Okay. I born in 1985 and my first child was born in 2004.

I was a teen mum. Okay. Wow. Okay. So what we're finding Rachel is someone has to be. Someone in the lineup has to be a teen mom for the five-generation thing to work. Yeah, to work. So Rachel, your child had a great, great, great,

grandparent. They did. Yes, three of my children were lucky enough to make their great-great-grandmother. Holy smokes. Those would be special photos, Rach. Yeah, so she was 105

when she died. Wow! Yeah, she had a good life. What was she putting in her food? I want what she's having. She's still driving at 90s, so. That's wild. Thanks, Rach, Rach, excellent call.

We appreciate it. Let's talk to Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hello, how's it going? Good, thank you. How many generations, Ashley? We're five as well

But we were two sets of five at the same time What on both sides of the family Yep So I don't know birth years I'm so sorry I'm not that That's okay No that's okay But my nana and popper

Yes Both of their mothers alive Whilst they had a daughter Who had a daughter who had a daughter Wow On both sides of the family Yeah So both of my great-grandmothers

And then both of my grandpents and then it was my auntie, my cousin and her daughter. Geez, good stock in your family. Yeah, Ashley. I hope you're ready to live to 140. Yeah. Oh, gosh, I hope. I hope you've got your kitty saver on the most aggressive setting possible.

Let's not get into that side of it. But otherwise. Can you imagine Ashley at 140? It'll just be like skin left. She'll be like, hello. Let me go, please. I ran out of money 30 years ago. And they're like, Ash,

Meet your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great-grandchild. And you're like, no, more grandchildren, please. She's like, I don't get this shit. My great-grandmother was actually, like, I think she had about 130 direct descendants. So that was, like, between her, from her 12, 13 children. Yeah, that's incredible. She's exempt from Christmas presents. She doesn't have to.

Yeah. Do you imagine? Also, she doesn't want to receive 130 Christmas presents. I do know. We did used to get, like, we all used to get, like, five or ten dollars most Christmases. like she was pretty good. Jeez, that's still a couple of grand, Ash. Wow.

Okay. Nan couldn't afford, they couldn't afford rank by the end. Please, please stop breeding. No more children. I work with a, thanks Ash. I work with a family and here's what they have.

Newborn, zero, 15-year-old mom, 30-year-old grandmother, 45-year-old great-grandmother, and 60-year-old great-great-grandmother, and 60-year-old great-grandmother. mother. So how many is that? Five. And I believe there was one more still alive. Wow. That's wild. What about this one? My great, great-great-grandmother is 93 and we have a six-gen

family. Six. But she'd have to be a great, great, great, great-great, great-grandmother if it was six. Yeah. Great, great, great, great, grandma, mom, child. Six. Yeah, has to be six. That's a lot. Yeah. We have five generations. Oldest is 86.

Youngest is 11. That's cool. So you were a five generation and the oldest was 75 at one stage. Whoa. Yeah. So it was early five. Like an early five gen. Yeah.

Well, good work, guys. Do you want to break a record? Do you want to? No, I'm good, eh? Okay. I think I've, well, to be honest, I think I've missed my window. Yeah, what's the opposite of a teen mum? Yeah, a geriatric person thing.

I hit that a couple of years ago. Yeah, they do have a word for that. Maybe I just shut up. Doctor looks at me and goes, nah, your eggs are dust. Well, good work, Breeders. We're proud of you. CDM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint's all I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.

Let's do your birthday bangers. number one songs when you turn 16. Who's up first? Shayla's up first. Hi, Shayla. Hi, yeah. What have you been doing today, Shayla? Oh, working. What have you been doing today? Not much work, I'll tell you that. Went to the pub and had a couple of beers, Shayla. What is your birthday, mate? 29th of January 2000. All right, that means you were 16 in 2016, Shailer.

And on that day, this was number one. Sean Mendez's Breakout hit Stitches I can probably his best song too I agree This was such a banger from him Do you like it, Shayla?

Yeah, love it Yeah Awesome, okay, great reaction We appreciate that Hold there, you could be our winner Audra is going to go next Hi Audra Hi, Audra

Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you, Audra Drew, what have you been doing today? I'm actually just on my way to a fundraiser for my son's school. Oh, cool. What are you doing for the fundraiser? Is it like a... Jelly wrestling?

Oh, okay. It's like, it's been a golf day all day at a golf course, and I'm like on the night shift. So I'm like dinner and doing the auction and all that stuff. Oh, nice. Oh, good on you, Audra. Let's see if we can give you a good birthday bang and to keep your spirits up for the night. What's your day to birth?

March 2nd. I'm really old. My second, I'm really old. God stop it. No, you're not, Audrey. You were 16, though, in 1990, and we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday back. Because nothing compares to you.

The iconic Shenade O'Connor and nothing compares to you. It's so dramatic. It is. It's so dramatic, yeah. The late Shenade O'Connor. Connor. Uh-huh. R-R-P.

Okay, wait there. Audra, we're going to do one more birthday banger for Kelly. Kura, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. Hello. What have you been doing today, Kel? Just working, but I'm on the way to my friend's house for Thanksgiving dinner now.

Oh, it's Thanksgiving today, isn't it, Kelly? It is Thanksgiving, yeah. And I detect an American accent. Yes. What are you thankful for, Kelly? I'm thankful for my friend for hosting. interesting Thanksgiving dinner. How bloody good.

What are you looking forward to the most? Is it the yams? Actually, I've made a pumpkin cheesecake and I think it's going to be pretty good. Oh, that sounds epic. See, that's the American culture we need to get going over here, Kelly. Love it.

That sounds delightful. Hey, what's your birthday, mate? The 8th of May, 1992. All right, that means you were 16 in 2008. And on that day, you know, 8, this was at the top. Madonna and Justin Timberlake, four minutes to save the world. What do you reckon, Kelly? Yeah, not bad.

Not bad, yeah. I quite like that one. So do I. J.T. and Madonna. Okay, tough call. Sean Mendes, Shaneato, Connor, J.T. and Madonna. I've got to go four minutes. Madonna and J.T.

So do I, actually. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hey, Kelly, happy thanks. You're the winner of birthday banger this afternoon. God, add this to the Thanksgiving feast, Kel. Knock, no, no, nom, nom, nom. Is it candied yams that you eat at Thanksgiving?

Candy yams. How bloody nice. Is that what it is? Here's a banger for you from 08, ZDM. ZDM. Zinclair, Franklin. Madonna and Justin Timberlake For birthday banger today, it was number one in 2008, and that is Kelly's birthday banger.

Get it, Kel. Happy Thanksgiving, Kelly. Oh, she's going to be on that turkey leg, just... Down on the turkey. When you lived in the state, was Thanksgiving a big thing? It was my favorite day of the year. Yeah? It was the best.

It's a big football game on Thanksgiving there is, eh? Sure is. What are the other traditions? There's the food. The food. mainly food Not presents, hey. Not presents.

Nah, no presents. That's nice. But it's cool because it's kind of like the lead-up holiday. To the holidays. To the holidays. Yeah. Which is nice.

Yeah. Okay. Because they don't have a big summer. It's winter there, isn't it? Yeah, they have a short, like, Christmas break. Okay. And then they have their, like, because we have obviously our summer break.

Yeah, yeah. Over Christmas because it's summer. But then they have their summer break and like, June July. Yeah, right. Everything's backwards, eh? So bad. And their toilet flushes backwards.

I've seen that episode of the Simpsies. Sometimes it didn't even flush for me. I think that was my fault, though. Yuck. Thanksgiving, you know, Thanksgiving, the day after, busy day for plumbers. Yeah, I'll bet. Okay. Hey, they call it Brown Friday.

That's true. That is true It's true Yeah Some people think it's Black Friday But it's actually Brown Friday I'm trying to move it on Okay I'm trying

People are loving this This is what people tune into this show for They're like keep it coming breathe We love the facts We love the bans Okay you can go now We're trying to get Tiger King on the show And we've figured out how much it's going to cost

Z-Eames, Brian Clint. We saw recently that Joe Exotic Tiger King is on Instagram selling phone calls with himself because he's broke and he's still in jail and he made no money out of the Netflix show, he says. So he said, hey, you want to talk to me? I'll do it. You just got to pay me for it. Is that the wrong one? I was trying to play the Carol Baskin song, but that's not it.

Carol Baskin. Kilda. been whacked him. We've had our producer, Claudia, reach out in an official capacity, just to test the waters. Right, Claude, not to actually commit to an interview. Yeah. Because ultimately it'll be Ross's money that

pays for this interview. We wanted to just see how much it would cost. Yeah. The last time we talked to was about how much we're willing to pay. Like, obviously not our money. We wouldn't do that. I think I was on the record saying I was happy with 500? 500, yeah. NZ?

Not our money, obviously. Ross's money. So what's the process you've gone down, So what I did was I deferred to Ella. As the executive producer, I said, no. You delegated. This is a special job for you. So I delegated to Ella. Okay, Ella, and what have you done?

I said, well, I just messaged him on Instagram. Tiger King. Slid into the DMs. Okay. Well, he told us, he said, for prices and inquiries, message me. Yeah, yeah. I said, hey, Joe, we're a radio show in New Zealand, and we're interested in chatting to you on the phone. What are your rates with two tiger emojis?

Nice, nice touch. Nice touch. Yeah, yeah. Did he get back to you? Yeah, I think it was just an automated message. But I do have the rates for you guys. Okay, great. Here we go.

So there's two options. Is it good news? It is. Okay. For five minutes. Yes. This is an American dollars. That's all we need.

$25. But... Shit, lock it in. For 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We could even go. They can splurge. Surely 50.

$50 Wow Now the only thing I must As a producer I have to look out for you guys He did say that this money Will help him for lawyers Because he's trying to get out of prison

I don't think that's fine Are we fine with that? That's fine Okay cool Everybody should have access to a lawyer And everyone deserves a second chance Ella Yeah 12 times

25 God that is so cheap Yeah right Not what I expected. We could get him to do the whole show for $1,200. That's not a bad deal. Do you really want him on for four hours? I don't know.

I feel like I could barely stand him for five minutes. He would be interesting for five, ten minutes. Yeah. Oh, we've got to do the conversion. Hang on. Oh, yeah, is that USD? It will be. So 25 U.S.

It's about 50 bucks. 25 is about 50 New Zealand. What are we looking at? I mean, he never listens to me about this stuff, but it's 50 bucks. It's not. Actually, it's $43.60. Give or take. Thanks, Clint.

You proud of you some? Well, it's an extra $6.50 in the company's account. When have you cared about the company's account? Not once. Exactly. Not once. In fact, I'm keen to tip Joe Exxon. Oh, okay.

I'm keen as for this. Don't let it know where we're keen to pay $500. No, I won't. I'll go back and confirm. I can see the top of Ross Boss's head right now, actually. And so we're just going to put this to you officially, Ross Boss. Can we spend $25 U.S. dollars getting Tiger King on the show? Oh, it's two thumbs up.

It's two thumbs up. It's two thumbs up from Ross Boss. Wack. Got to ask him about his new husband. Oh, yeah. He's got a new husband? Yeah. What else can we ask him about? Is he going to run for president again?

Are you going to run for president? How does he have a phone in prison? And what's your message to Carol Baskin? Yeah. Are you going to make good with Carol when you get out? Yeah, yeah. And what do you buy a tiger again? And have you still got that tiger G-banger that you wore on the show?

Remember that? And he had the pouch in the front was tiger-coloured and then it up the back. That's right. I mean, so many questions. I think we'd like the ten minutes. I think we'd like in the ten minutes. Yeah, yeah. All right.

Do you want to do the conversion rate on that? I think it'd be about 86. There you go. That's quick math from me. Perfect. You know Dick Van Dyke? I do know Dick. Van Dyke.

From Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the Dick Van Dyke Show, he's about to turn 100. He's an icon. And he has shared, because his birthday is on 13th of December, turns 100, same as Taylor Swift. She's not turning 100. No, not yet. No, she's turning 36. He has shared in an interview what he believes are the secrets to living a long life. Okay, interesting.

which we love to talk about these and over the years we have talked about many which I mean most of the time they'll say it's like oh a cream caramel at night or a glass of red wine fish and chips every Friday or something like and I actually love those ones because I'm doing that stuff you know you're like anyone

who says something that you're already doing so I'm interested in Dick Van Dyke's opinion well I'll give it to you I'll give you the Dick Van Dyke opinion and here it is he said that he reckons the secret to living a long life is that he has avoided anger and hate throughout his life.

Oh, okay, positivity. Yeah, so he said having a bright outlook and really never being able to work up a feeling of hate like has he is what he puts it down to. Also, he's got a young, hot wife. Well, he's got a, she's half, she's quite literal. half his age. He's about to turn 100 and she's in her 50s.

Yeah. Yeah. He does say that later in the interview that he said that. Oh, he does say that. It's not us being shady. No, no, no. He says that he reckons having Arlene, I believe her name is, makes a big difference. Makes him feel young, has kept him young.

Yeah. And has kept him going. Yeah. And she gets... The dick. Yeah. Van Dyke. Experience.

Experience. Whenever she wants. Yeah. Well, happy birthday Dick Van Dyke for the 13th of December coming up. God, the big 100. The big 100. The big 100. What are you going to get him?

Um, I don't know. Have you got him something? I don't know. What do you get a hundred-year-old dick? I don't know. What do you get the dick that has everything? Good mattress? I don't know.

I think that's enough, Dick. I think that's enough. Van Dyke for one day. A ZM's Breanclint podcast. And that is the end of the Breanclint show for your Thursday. Woo-hoo! Get it up you! Safely.

Safely. With a spotter if you need. Always have a spotter. Yeah. And tether it to something. Sometimes I have a spotter and I'm just doing a bridge. I have someone there just holding me up just in case. And what's up?

Oh. Hey, um, see you guys tomorrow. It's a Friday. We will be performing Louis Capaldi for Friday Oki. I've never looked forward to anything less. Yeah. Well, I'm quite looking forward to it. He's here in the country next week,

so we've got to get the people warmed up for Louis Capelty. If you... I just want to say and go on the record that this could... be career ending for me this one Anyway I've said that now I've called it early How many times can we say that in our career though No I've never said it I've never said it

About Friday Oaky at least Oh okay Yeah this is the first time Well join us we'll have some fun for our Friday show tomorrow Bye guys Bye bye bye Play ZM's Brie and Clint On Insta Facebook, TikTok

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