ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th October 2021

Episode Date: October 27, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. Hello everybody and welcome to the number one ranking podcast in New Zealand. Well that's not true. No, I'm visualising. Oh what? I'm visualising. Visualising. Like when Richie McCall was going out there to play, he wasn't going, I'm going out there to be the shittest All Black to play he wasn't going I'm going out there to be the shittest

All Black ever. He was going I'm going out there to be the best. So I'm putting it out there. Welcome to the number one podcast in the field. Manifesting.

No but you can't like Richie McCaw before he won a World Cup couldn't go out onto the field and say I'm Richie McCaw and I've won 16 World Cups.

That's a good point. Hi everybody. Welcome to the uh four. Brie Clinton Ben and Anastasia podcast. Oh, no, it's just really you guys, isn't it? No, it's not.

You guys are 100%. I like that cheeky re-brand. I like what you did there. I was meaning the introduction. I get the world charts every week for our podcast. We can't even be the top 10 of New Zealand. Don't be the world. We're great in New Zealand. Don't worry about that, mate, but this is good.

We've finally made the top 200 in Qatar. I'm stoked with that. Hello to everyone in Qatar. Bree, you know what that means? What? When the borders open up, maybe we could do a bit of a deal with Qatar Airways. Airways. I love Qatar Airways.

Is it the next Football Soccer World Cup in Qatar? I think it is, yeah. You know me and Bree Italian a Dutch girl that's our sport that's our dream that's our dream

to go to the soccer world cup isn't it yeah definitely not the dream to fly in their business class that I've seen

on TikTok I mean you know we'd take it we'd take it I hate football but I'll pretend to like it for a trip to Qatar

but then you have to sit through about 8 football games is there beers? Can I face paint your face orange? I'll go half Dutch, half Italian. Okay.

What happens if the Dutch play the Italians? I'll sit right on halfway and I will party with the winning. Yes, nice. We will crush you. We will crush you. If there's any sport us Italians are good at, it is football. Yeah, what was this? Was it Italy that beat us in 20 blah, blah, blah final?

We drew. We drew. The girls, the Dutch girls are good. And they're also hot. Is that the end of soccer chat? Yes, they are. I've got important information regarding Friday Oaky that we're planning. Oh, yes.

Someone's been pumping me up in the DMs. Oh, thanks for my pump up, whoever you are. Adele song. Haven't seen you in my DMs. Well, I'm here to pump you up and suggest that we could do the song. You should have already picked it. I have, but Ben is too scared to produce it. I'm not going to do that.

I have to agree with Ben. I'm not touching an Adele song. I'm not putting my work on that. I'm not going to do that. I have to agree with Ben. I'm not touching an Adele song. I'm not putting my work on that. I just think that we could do a live demo. So I will be sick on Friday. Well, we'll record it today and then we'll play it. Even if you die between now and then, we could play it. Oh my God, that is so green.

If you have to be sick, if you want to pull a sickie, man, it wouldn't be worth it. You'd have to go get a COVID test. Wouldn't be allowed at work for a week. I could say it was gastro. All in one kit, that helps you. We've got the poos, we've got the runs. What just happened there? There was a YouTube ad.

Don't you love that? Speaking of which, anyone got onto YouTube premiums yet? Yes, I got it for work. What is up with you and your subscriptions? Work pays for that. Okay, you ready? Just give it a go. You ready?

You've tried this before. We did this yesterday in the podcast intro. Let's get better content. Yeah, but no, no, I've got a real intro for it now. I've got real. I don't know the words. Yeah, but. There, there, there, there

There ain't no There it is You've got the words in front of you I'll come up with a karaoke There ain't Oh no Oh shit Fuck me

Do you want to have a go? No, I know that I can't do it I'm not even trying My hand's in forever Is that it? Did I find the right? Just putting it out there. No one posted a better suggestion than us.

I had a better suggestion. The anxiety. I'm saving that one for you. I'm saving that one for you for next week. That is an absolute banger. Here it comes. What a great instrumental. Where are we now? This is a good instrumental.

This didn't get the chance. Anyway. Isn't it a Del lyric? Yes. It would be a Beyonce love on top all over again. Fuck, that one's never seen the light of day. That one has never seen the light of day. I didn't do that, so.

No, I'm just saying it'd be another situation. It wouldn't be good. Bree's actually speaking some truth there, I reckon. Yeah, it wouldn't be good. But I don't think the vibes, that anxiety song would be good either because she kind of has a wailing sound to it. It's kind of like a shrill. It's in my rage. It's in my rage.

It's in my options. Agree to disagree. Got a vibe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I agree. You put on a bit of husk there. Got a vibe. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, yes. Bring that on. Three-setter party. And I'm not mad about it. I just called a vibe, Anastasia. There it is. Yeah, vibes. I was going to walk intoastasia. There it is. Yeah, vibes.

I was going to walk into that one. Vibes. Leshko. I'm just checking. No, there have been no better suggestions, but there is one person who's still posting Big Bang Theory quizzes in our page. They need to go.

Delete them from the group. I'm going to start getting ruthless. Bree, I actually gave it a go about this time last year and damn, it's a good TV show. I hated it my whole childhood. Oh, you gave Big Bang Theory a go? I thought you meant deleting people from the group.

She thought we were talking about just something called the Big Bang. With one of the best sitcoms I'd say I've ever seen. And I hated it at the start. I'm so confused. Is it grower, not a shower. Do you like working here, Anastasia? No, I'm just asking. I mean, do you like working here?

Do you still need someone to pump up your tires? I mean, obviously it's raining. It's raining at the moment. I would quite like a ride home. Normally I give you a lift home or pick you up to come to work. Yeah. You can walk home. It's a tune.

Banger. It's the song of summer. Oh, damn it. I hate myself. Yeah. Gotcha. You're definitely not getting a lift home. Just an update on my quest to become a rum guy as well.

I purchased another rum. Did you finish the other one? No, it was yucky. Actually, I learned about rum the other day. Yeah. About the one, oh, shit, now this is all good. You know how cool sailor people drink a drink called a dark and stormy? Have you had a dark and stormy before? I've had Captain Morgan.

Yeah, yeah, but have you had the cocktail, the drink, a dark and stormy? I've had an old fashion. It's not the best one. I was like, I want to make dark and stormies. Anyway, so I bought the rum first and then I searched the recipe. It's just rum and ginger ale with a bit of lime in it. Oh, yum. Boring.

That's the whole drink. It is nice. I've never been to Rum Gay. It's the rebranding of very basic, yeah, Mount Gay's, well, I'm not a Rum Guy, but I'll get around to it. Mount Gay is the best one. I've been to Mount Gay. Have you been? Oh.

She set up camp on Mount Gay. Met the guys from Brokeback Mountain. I was going to tell you some Mount Gay facts, but. Go on. Was this from your time? Was this when you went to Mardi Gras in Sydney? Been pitched a tent on Mount Gay. No, I'm pretty sure he topped and tailed him.

Was this from your time in college? Yeah, year 12, summer break. If you had to hook up with one woman on this whole planet, who would you want to hook up with? This is so hard. Careful, Anastasia. There's only one right answer here. Oh, no.

Wait, no. Who? Not me. We're sisters. We're not compatible. We're sisters. Sisters? No, I just felt like you were sitting around for a tramp.

Absolutely not. I do not want to be picked. No offence. No, I think it'd be unethical. It would be unethical. Who would it be? Who's like you? There's a person that I really would want to date,

but I'm not going to say that person. Okay, who would you want to sleep with? Physically. And then who would you want to date? Okay, well, I want to date Laura because she's my idol and I love her. But physically, Margot Robbie. Yeah, she a babe.

Did you see she just got cast to play Barbie? And who was Ken? Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling, yeah. If I had to, probably Margot Robbie as well. No, you have to do a man. That wasn't the question. No, that is the question.

The reason why Clint didn't want to have that trap before is because he might want to with a colleague. True. Oh, right. No. There's no colleague. I could see Clint and Ross hooking up. Did you just hear that?

It would be nice to hook up with a friend. Finn's not going for round two. I said we'd never do round two. Oh, that's off. She made that joke. That is off. I enjoyed it. Oh, look. My alarm conveniently went off. Not homophobic. I enjoyed it. Oh, look.

My alarm conveniently went off. Not homophobic. I find plenty of men attractive. I don't know what my type would be if I was to sleep with one. I don't know. That's not... You need to pick who would it be. Who is at the top of your list?

Who's the hottest man in my opinion? Yes. Is it Idris Elba? Nah. Oh, yeah. I'd hook up with Idris Elba. Nah. He's too manly for me. Absolutely. he's too manly for me. Absolutely.

He's too manly for me. I'd feel emasculated. Clint Wattsmore or Sam Smith? No, too effeminate for me. Okay, who then? You've never thought about this? Oh, go on, DC. Oh, nah, he might hear this. DC?

I'm doing Carter. I don't know. Can I sleep on it? Can I come back to you with my dream man tomorrow? Yeah, you're going to have a wet dream. All right. Clint's like, all right, whoever I have a wet dream about tonight, that's who I pick. I'll put it on the bank.

We are going up the podcast charts. No, producer Ben needs to answer, or do you want a night to think about it? That seems like a lot of thought. I'd like two nights. Shut the fuck up. Just pick someone. I made the rules. Just pick someone.

I want to make a good decision as well. I want some time. Nah, you guys are cancelled. Nah, you guys don't get to answer. If you're on Rove, and this was for all the Aussie listeners, if you're on Rove and Rove always asks the question, who would you turn gay for? And if you said, oh, can I get back to you in two days? Yeah, that's funny. Rove would say, fuck off. He never would because he's Rove and Rove always asks the question, who would you turn gay for? And if you said, oh, can I get back to you in two days?

Yeah, that's funny. Rove would say, fuck off. He never would because he's Rove. Answer the question. He's the nicest guy in media. He'd say, get the fuck out of my studio. We'll see you tomorrow with some hot man action, everybody. Bye, guitar. Bye, guitar. Love you.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good everybody, welcome to the show. To all of our Waikato listeners, oh how good man, how good.

We're looking forward to those picnics that us Aucklanders have been enjoying for the last couple of weeks. Welcome to the party. Kim, hang on, what's that? Is that freedom? Can I suggest if you do go to a picnic, I highly recommend taking a chair. Because my hips get, have you sat cross-legged as an adult? Yeah.

With nothing to rest your back against. It's horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they should tell you that when they give you the adult handbook. And yes, kids, you do get the adult handbook eventually. Yeah. They should tell you don't sit cross-legged for long periods of time. Your joints will solidify and you won't be able to get up.

It's like when I play Play-Doh on the ground with my daughter. It's horrible. I either can only play for like three minutes or I'm there for three hours. It's like when I play Play-Doh on the ground with my daughter. It's horrible. I either can only play for like three minutes or I'm there for three hours. It's one or the other. Yeah, I feel like I've done a whole HIIT workout when I'm just sat cross-legged on the ground. Yeah, but I mean, good news for you guys, right?

Moving forward is moving forward and very shortly, we're going to be at the traffic light system where because then you'll be red unless you're an orange. But when you're an orange, that's when there is, if there's cases at the border and then green. But if it's green, then you can get a haircut. My understanding of the traffic light system is that it's like a traffic light party.

Right. You can only hook up with someone who's in the same traffic light system as you. So if you're in the green zone, it's all on like donkey park. So if we're in orange and say Huntley is in orange. Yes, you can hook up. We can go and hook up. You can hold hands with someone in Huntley. Yeah, right.

What happens if I'm in green and my partner's in red? It makes, wait, green and red. It makes like a blue. Yeah, yeah. Right. Good, good, good, good. So that's, yeah, pretty much how it works. What we know is we're in an awesome situation with a very clear path out of this thing.

So it's all good. We're all good. We're all good. Sarcasm has never been so prevalent on this show. Secret sound today. Two shots at it. We'll give you one at four and five o'clock. 20 grand is up for grabs.

And that clue that Bree deciphered yesterday, or I'm pretty sure you deciphered it, something around a Sam Smith lyric or music video, that's up on the ZM Secrets on Instagram account right now. Yeah, go check that out. I feel like it's a big clue, but you decide. But right now we've got 50 bucks, all thanks to our mates at KFC with Tradie versus Lady.

Yes, you just got to beat out your opponent in a quiz, and if you can, you'll get that cash after this. Probably one of the best games we've had this year yesterday. Oh, yeah, they were great contestants. On fire. We'll try and beat that next. ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. All right, here we Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, here we go. Tradies versus ladies. The ladies pulling one back yesterday to sit at 86 wins for the year. The tradies sit at 90. Our lady today is from Hamilton. She's 34 and she's got two Huskies.

Welcome to the show, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi. How often do you have to brush those dogs? A lot I bet. Um, yep. Do they both have different coloured eyes? Is that in every husky? No, it's very common though. I've got a red husky who's got amber coloured eyes and I've got a grey one and she's got one brown eye and one blue eye. Wow. You've got a red husky? That's so cool.

And are two huskies enough to pull your sled? They definitely are and we definitely race them. Yeah, good, good, good, good. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh my God, I was joking. That's amazing. Where do you do that, Jess?

All in like forestry parks like Rotorua, down live-in ways where it's really cold. So cold. I've done that before down in Queenstown. It's an experience you can pay for. Yeah, wow. And it was the coolest thing I've ever done. It was up in like this random mountain near Kadrona. Yeah.

Very highly recommended. You should do it, Jess. It's awesome. Take your own dogs with you. There you go. They might give you a discount. Let's meet our tradie today. He's 29.

He's from Otago, Highlanders. And he came to New Zealand for a holiday and he never left. He's an overstayer. Welcome to the show, Jack. G'day, Jack. You and me both. Hey, guys. How we doing?

You and me both. Whereabouts are you from originally? England. Oh, lovely. Whereabouts? Southeast. Southeast England. I'm going to pretend like I know what that means.

Just go south and then slightly... Ah, Wales. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect. Jack, your buzzer is tradie. Jess, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers is going to get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Celebrity Treasure Island is entering the final eighth stage. Where was the current season filmed? Tonga? Tradie. Yes. Jack,

don't even need me to finish. Northland. God, you even know the exact spot in New Zealand. But yes, the first season of Treasure Island ever to be filmed right here on home soil. Question number two, one to the Tradys. Squid Game is officially

Netflix's most watched original show ever. How many arms does a squid have? Lady. Yes, Jess. Six. It's eight. It's got eight and two tentacles, actually, to be exact.

I never knew that. Bit of a trick question. All right, still one to the tradies. Question number three. Ed Sheeran has revealed he and his 14-month-old daughter have both tested positive for COVID. He also has a new album coming out this week. Is it called Plus Minus? Yes, Jack.

Equals. Ooh, he's on fire. That is correct. Again, he doesn't need the multi-choice. Well done. All right, Jess, you need this one to stay in it, okay? Jess is like, it's almost like he's seen the answers before. All right, here we go.

Question number four. Jack definitely doesn't work in our building, okay, everyone? Here we go. Question number four. Who sings this song? Yes, Jess. Ellie Goulding. Oh, she's on to that one.

Nice work. You're still in it Oh, she's on to that one. Nice work. You're still in it. Here we go. Question number five. A fresh volcanic mud pit has opened beneath a road in Rotorua. Name a tourist activity you might take part in in Rotorua. Lady. Lady.

Yes, Jack. Go to the Marais for the honey. There you go. They'll do it. They'll do us Jack Also would have accepted Zorbs Luge The Luge

And getting pissed At that one bar What's the name of it? Oh the Pig and Whistle The Pig and Whistle What a venue Hey Jack congratulations We got 50 bucks

Coming your way Thanks to KFC Nice work Thanks guys. It's new music from Naked. May Muller and Polo G, it's called Better Days. A lot of new music floating around. A lot of new music.

I like it, bring it on for the summer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. New music and new freedom. Can you see yourself sitting on the beach on New Year's Day listening to some Adele? Yeah, absolutely. Just you, some friends, a Yui boom. And a green screen. Some Adele.

Pretending like we're at the beach because we're still in lockdown. Oh, don't say that. No, I'm just joking. Don't say that. Green screen works pretty good though. Yep. I'm just saying. Well, it works good if you want to have a final at the beach.

If we're in lockdown. I want to go to the actual beach. If we're in lockdown in December, I'm going to order a truckload of sand to come and dump it in my front lawn and then I'm going to make my own beach. There's going to be some desperate measures done. That's what I'm talking about. Sand a hose, make a little swimming hole.

Absolutely. Dig a hole, make my own water. Well, we're at 71.7% fully vaccinated. So I would, if I were you. I'd cancel the sand. Order the sand. See, I was trying to be positive. I was trying to end it on a positive.

I'm trying to be positive too. Yeah, you can come over for a swim at my beach if you want. Maybe schedule something for autumn 2023 at this stage. I'll look into it. Story at a Christchurch. Did you see this? The baby one? Yeah.

This is amazing. Like crazy story. And a guy named Pat Wyatt, his wife Mel, she was five days overdue with their second child and she went to see the midwife because obviously she was like, get this thing out of me now. Can you imagine? Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, so apparently they did a procedure which helps move things along. Oh, yeah. The old striction sweep. Yeah, there's a bit of that. And anyway, so then they all went for a walk and she said she started to feel what kind of felt like contractions but it felt really different from her first baby. So she was like, oh, it's false.

Yeah. It's false labour. Can I give pregnant women some advice? Oh, just a man over here, I want to give you some. I love when men give us advice about pregnancy. The walk, man, the walk. The walk. The walk is what brought on my second daughter.

And this lady now, she's been for a walk. It's not much of a walk when you're that much overdue. It's more of a waddle. And a medium New Zealand hot curry. Team that together. Just eat and walk. Just do that. Anyway, so they went for a walk.

And she was like, nah, it's false labour. It doesn't feel the same. What's it? Hickston Brax? What's it called? Braxton Hicks. Braxton Hicks contractions. Well, that's what she thought it was.

Anyway, they went and got... Hickston Brax is what Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are going to call their first kid. I don't mind that name. Hickston Brax. They got an ice cream and anyway, she started on the way home, her waters broke and they thought, oh no, that's not false labour pains. Yeah, we all hear.

So they put her in the car and she started having contractions in the car in the driveway as soon as in the driveway. Yep. And anyway, so they were, and I quote the husband, he said, I was trying to fang it as fast as I could to the hospital. That's what you want to do. And apparently it was two streets away from their house and she said, I need to push now.

Pull over. Anyway, so he has pulled in to a New World car park. Yep. And she has pushed and pushed and boom, there we have it, a new baby in the tarp at New World. Do you reckon she's entitled to an automatic club card? I think so. You have to, eh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to. Yeah. That's nice. That's a nice origin story, you know, because that kid's now got a supermarket for life, you know. Absolutely. It doesn't have to go through the gambit of going,

am I a countdown person, am I a pack and save person? You're a New World baby. You were born in a New World, shop at a New World. A newborn at New World. My favourite quote from this story is that they said, the husband said, a lady was walking with some pizzas and her son to the car. I rolled down the window and said,

excuse me, can you call an ambulance please? My wife is in labour. Also, can I have an ambulance, please? My wife is in labour. Also, can I have some of that pizza? I'm kind of hungry. That'd be good. Good. Add supermarket to the list. We've done this before and we get great calls on it,

but it means we can do another where did you give birth phone topic. Yeah. It doesn't have to be you. It can be someone you know. It can be your mum. Maybe it was you that was being birthed. You could have been born in, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You could have been born in the deli yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you could have been

born in the deli section of a pack and save. We don't know. I can only hope. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. Maybe you're in labour right now. Yeah. Yeah, can we get you on? Call us. If you're in labour, call us. We need the audio. We'd love

to talk to you. There's been a story at a Christchurch where a woman has given birth to a healthy baby in a New World car park. Congratulations, everybody. Well done. Delightful news. Everyone is doing well. Yeah.

The guy who puts the trolleys away, he came over with a trolley. He cut the umbilical cord. He cut the umbilical cord. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they used the trolley to get the baby over to the hospitallleys away. He came over with a trolley. He cut the umbilical cord. He cut the umbilical cord. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they used the trolley to get the baby over to the hospital across the road. New World gave them a free roast chicken, which they were stoked. And some handy towels to clean up the front seat of the car. And they used some of those smeg knives to cut the umbilical cord.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great people at New World. Yeah, it's awesome. So we've asked you this afternoon, we've done this before, but it was so good. We wanted to ask again, where did you give birth? And maybe it's not you exactly, but you know of someone who gave birth other than a hospital. Just snuck up on you and popped out.

If you call up and say in a hospital, not exciting radio, okay, people, we need somewhere other than a hospital. What if it was a field hospital that had been set up at like a Tough Mudder event? When has that happened? What if it was the sick bay of Rhythm and Vines? Yeah, that works. It's not a hospital. True.

That's a great point. Don't say hospital. We'll talk to Melissa first. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hello. Was it you? So not me. My mum and my Hi Melissa. Hello. Was it you? So not

me. My mum and my little sister. So mum was about two weeks overdue and she ran a long hot bath to try and increase her labour and didn't make it out of the bath and my dad called an ambulance but

before the ambulance arrived she came out on the bathroom floor and my dad is a keen hunter, so he cut her umbilical cord with his hunting knife and a peg. Yes, get in there, Dad. What a bloody man. I mean, I hope he ran the hunting knife under the hot tap first. He's poured some vodka over it. Yeah, I can't confirm that.

Good to go. Hey, that's great news. Wonderful. You wouldn't want to sell that house after that. It's got your birth spot in it. Or maybe you couldn't sell it fast enough. I was born right there. Right there on the bathroom floor.

Tell the real estate agent. That'll add some value. Someone texted her and they said, I had my baby on the Fuller's Ferry last year. Oh, nice. Wasn't by choice. Yeah, off to the vineyards on Waiheke. Nine months pregnant and you're like,

let's go do a winery tour. Boom, look at that. Kaboom. Let's talk to Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hello. Who was it that gave birth in a weird place?

So this was our family nanny. So my step-mom was driving her to the hospital, but she couldn't hold on in the car and had to give birth out the car door at the big Newmarket intersection in Auckland, outside the Smith & Coys. No way. In the middle of the city?

On Broadway in Newmarket. Yeah, that's the one. And, like, some walkers by're giving them privacy through the door, lifting up their jumpers. I don't know, motorcyclists, like stop the traffic. Georgia, I've seen a lot of weird stuff on Queen Street, but can you imagine? Yeah, yeah.

That'd be the weirdest. Yeah, full on. Was that first baby? Yeah, first birth, but now a few kids later, I'm really happy for her. Yeah, right. Can you imagine you're walking down Queen Street? Well, she's a new market, but yeah, yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Same thing. Same thing, yeah, yeah. Same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just heading in there. You're just trying to go to Look Sharp, get something for Halloween, and then all of a sudden on the side of the road, there's just...

You're like, damn, that's my Uber. Bree and Clint. and then all of a sudden on the side of the road there's just... You're like, damn, that's my Uber. Brian Clint. For the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, news out of the Idris Elba camp about whether or not he's going to be James Bond. Yes, let me set the scene for you.

So he was being interviewed for another film that he's just doing or has just done by a journalist. Just think, someone like me, probably not as fabulous, let's call it what it is. But here's what happened, right? So the journalist was like, so, you know, what would you say to the people that, you know, have been rooting for you to be the new James Bond? Like, what would you say about this?

And he said, look, I'm sorry, nothing to see here. I have nothing to share. Unfortunately, this is just not a thing. Now, so we can take this two ways. The first thing we can take is he has denied it. He's not going to be the new James Bond. That's that. Good night.

Wrap it up. But if you ask me, he is not going to confess and break and reveal that he's going to be He's under an NDA, Dave. Yep. He's not going to tell some random journalist at some random junket about a movie that's not even the Bond movie. He's 100% for the new Bond.

I am so sick of this conversation. There is no way that Idris Elba is the new James Bond. I can't wait to see big Idris Elba up there. James Bond. 007. James Bond, the character James Bond, is in his mid-30s. Idris Elba up there. James Bond. 007. James Bond, the character James Bond, is in his mid-30s. Idris Elba is 50. No, he's like, you know, a cool 41.

And if you sign up to be James Bond, you have to be James Bond for the next 10 years, which means James Bond will be 60 in the last movie that he does. I mean, look at Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones. If he can do it, why can't James Bond do it? Let's be real. James Bond has been around for a long time. How old is the guy really?

Right, I would go as far as to put a cash bet on it. I'll put a cash bet on it if you want. More realistic. I will bet you $300 that Idris Elba is not the next James Bond. How about we bet $7? Double-oh-seven dollars. Double-oh-seven dollars. All right, well, you get on that as well, Dean, and I'll think about it.

That is the latest on who is not going to be the next James Bond from our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Or is he? No. Or is he? Come on, Idris. Literally a story about him saying no. Come on through with the goods.

You know when you want something too bad? I want it so bad. Let's talk home loans. Do we have to? No, we'll do an exciting spin on it. We're not News Talk ZB. But I read an interesting article today where banks are warning potential home loan customers that new rules mean their spending habits could be under closer scrutiny.

Right. So they're looking at your bank statements more closely. Did you know, because banks have always done this, did you know that that's what happens when you go for a home loan? They go through every line of your statement and they go, why are you spending money on this? I feel like it's so invasive. Big time.

Like so invasive. But they need to know that you're not some idiot who just buys like eyebrow stamps off Instagram on a whim. I feel like this is targeted at someone. I feel attacked. They need to know they're going to lend you hundreds of thousands of dollars that you won't fall for a scam. Well, I've got the list of red flags and eyebrow stamps is not on the list.

It could be, but I've just taken out these particular ones. It says here red flags could include excessive cafe behaviour. Oh, okay. Bar, dairy, alcohol and gambling expenditure. You're gone. Dairy? Yeah. As in the dairy? Yeah, so if you go to the- As in the dairy?

Yeah, so if you go to the dairy- What constitutes excessive dairy expenditure? Oh, you're worried. Well, a bag of lollies and some bin tags and some milk and maybe a pie and some chips if you're hungry. It's showing that you're not organised and you have to go to the dairy every day instead of going to the supermarket doing one big shop.

Yeah, but you all right, Anastasia? What have you done over there? We invite you into the studio one time. What did you drop? Nothing. Is that your laptop? No, that's something much more bigger. Anyways, keep talking.

It's a box. It's a box or something. She kicked over a case of microphones. Anyway, anyway, anyway. Anyway, I thought, you know, we should put ourselves to the test. And the only thing I could think of falls under the, you know, takeaway food category is I said, let's send our past year of receipts on Uber Eats to produce Anastasia

and we'll see if we're in strife. Who's the most frivolous spender amongst us? I'm playing the bank today. Okay, all right. Who would like to go first? I'm playing the bank today. Okay, alright. Who would like to go first? Let's start off with, I can go first. You want to start off? We'll go alphabetically. Brie. Awesome, so

I had a look through. You had about 30 items that you've purchased this year. That's not bad, is it? Not bad. How much? I mean, there was a period of, what, two months when we couldn't order anything. Level three hasn't done you very well. But, yeah, a few McDonald's, a lot of Nando's,

and your bigger purchases are on Italian food. But, you know, that's cuisine. That's good quality stuff. What about all the healthy food, Anastasia, that I order? What about all the poke bowls and salad wraps? Yeah, where's all the green juice? Sorry, Brie. Oh, I didn't know McDonald's was doing poke bowls.

Okay, 12 months of Uber Eats expenditure. You're the bank. How much has Brie spent on her Uber Eats? $1,192.56. No, home loan for you, sorry. I feel sick. No. How much is that broken down into a month?

Whoa. Oh, that's essentially $100 a month. Oh, we're not even at $100. We're not at 12 months yet. Is that $110 a month? I need to delete that app from my phone. Brie, you renting at the moment? I hope you're enjoying that because at this rate,

you'll be staying in that position. Oh, you're so rude. Hey, I'm meant to be the bank today. All right, and Clint? So Clint was actually, you only had six purchases. You pick a lot of your takeaway food up, can I say. Yes, you do. So can I have a home line?

At $150 for the whole year. You may certainly buy a house. Thank you very much. Congratulations, Clint. I'll take two, please. This is rigged. This is so rigged. Well, I mean, Bree, I wasn't even counting all those PokePulse. So, shut up.

Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. Soundkeeper Ella is on the line with us right now. Hi, Soundgeber Ella. Hello. Hi, hi, hi. She's sitting on $20,000 cash at the moment. Well, she's sitting on $50,000.

She's put $20,000 up for grabs. How have you felt about the guesses that have come in today? I'm just having a look at them. Have you thought they've been good guesses or could have been better? For the most part, fine. One brought back terrible memories of high school. The old towel dispensers that were just sopping wet all the time. Yes, that rotating towel thing.

Yes. There was a clue in there. Did you hear that? What was it? When you ask a woman and she says fine, it means they've been average and that she's not impressed. Because when a woman says I says fine, it means they've been average and that she's not impressed. Because when a woman says, Nothing is fine.

I'm fine. It's not good. It's not fine. Exactly. Okay, well, let's get someone on to have a guess. Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley.

Hi, Ash. Hey. Hi. Congratulations on making it to here. Have you ever had a guess in ZM's secret sound? No, I haven't. Ooh, first timer.

Here we go. Okay, so all you've got to do is correctly tell us what you think this sound right here is. And if you do, you're going to get $20,000 thanks to our mates at Neon. You're on with Soundkeeper Ella. Go for it. Is it unscrewing a wine bottle?

Not a cork top one. Just a normal screw top one. Oh, yeah. One of those crack lids. Mmm. I'm familiar. I'm familiar. Ashley, have you tried this yourself? Uh, yes. So you've tried it yourself.

Has she ever tried opening a bottle of wine herself? Well, I'm just asking. For the sake of the sound. One time I got crazy and I opened my own bottle of wine. Wild times, Ashley. How confident are you with this guess? To be honest, I'm kind of a latecomer in following it,

so it's kind of just a... Well, I can tell you, Ash, off the top of my head, your guess is fit. Level three made me, getting on the pizzo. Buy now, use later. You don't buy wine and drink it immediately. You always take it home. Always use it later.

And yesterday, the scene that Brie located in the Sam Smith song, the lady was opening a bottle of alcohol. There was bottles of wine in it. Yep. So I think you should be fairly confident in your guess but the only person who actually knows is Soundkeeper Ella.

Yes, I do know. Ashley? Yeah? You're new at this. I am. But that is not the secret sound unfortunately.

I thought she might have had it. Had you on your toes. Back to the drawing board, yeah? Damn you, Ella. I know I'm fine with it. Had you on your toes. Back to the drawing board, yeah? Damn you, Ella. I know, I'm fine with it. I'm fine. You sure? Yeah, I'm fine with it, Ella.

Okay, I'm glad. Just checking. That means that opening a bottle of wine, not the cork one, the screwy one, joins flushing a toilet without water, the sound of springs when jumping on a mattress, those rotating towel dispenser things, and an electric breast pump as not being the 2021 secret sound.

And we'll have another guess at this right there at 5 o'clock today. Can I just say, I take my hat off to all of the guesses this season. I've really thought so many of them were really solid. Good quality, eh? Great quality guesses. Lots of variants in there as well. And I feel like they deserve a jackpot, Ella, because the guesses have been so good.

Well, I'll think about it, eh? A jackpot, maybe. That's what they always say. That's The Secret Sound. Thanks to Neon, you can watch TV series and movies handpicked for Kiwis by Kiwis on Neon. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey.

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TV. It's a safe space, so let down your walls, wear your heart on your sleeve, and remember, it is what it is. And what it is, is The Real Pod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. Story in the news today about ex-Manchester United player Paul Scholes. He's now an English football coach, but he played at Man United for a long time.

Mm-hmm. Scored over 150 goals. Quite famous in the UK. Yeah. Anyway, he's in the news because his daughter, who I believe is about 20. Okay. His daughter, her name's Alicia.

She's got quite a few Instagram followers and she posted a video on her Instagram of her dad Paul Schultz chewing her toenails. Oh dad. No. Wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait. Chewing his 20 year old daughter's toenails. Allegedly he appeared to be giving her toenails a quick trim. Oh, so he's biting her toenails off. That's what it appears to look like. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, I didn't mean to do a splash.

I meant to go. What's the splash? It was the wrong button. I'm so flustered. When you told me about this, because we talked about it before the show, you're like, I want to talk about this soccer guy. He chews his daughter's toenails. I was like, oh, yeah, yuck.

I've got kids. You were thinking it's a baby. I was thinking it's a baby. Yeah, that's cute. And he was maybe chewing the toenails. When it's a baby. Yeah, he doesn't have nail clippers for the baby. You're like, rah, rah, rah.

Yeah, or something like that. Oh, no, no. Sometimes you've got to bite your kid's nails. Yeah, the hands or else they scratch themselves. But a 20-year-old, she wears shoes. She wears socks. She does exercise and stuff. I think it's fine because I think she had an ingrown toenail.

Just kidding. Are there any toenails that you can chew that is not disgusting? No. I'm just trying to think. Your own toenail is disgusting. Your 20-year-old daughter is disgusting. Look, I'll put my hand up and say when I was a kid, I was flexible enough where I'd chew my own toenails.

Oh, Rossi. You never did that as a kid? Nah. I would have been pretty young. I mean, I haven't been able to. Like you would bite your toenails off? Yeah, when I was a kid. Really?

I think so. Like some kind of sloth. It was like, can you try and get your leg up there now? It's been a long time. Hold on, I'm going to take my shoe off and try and get my leg up. I'm going to leave my shoe on for hygiene. No, not even close. Oh, I'm close.

A little bit of stretching, you could get it in there. Don't do it though. I don't know. I definitely don't want to do it now. And I'm not acting holier than thou. I bite my fingernails. You know, I think back on it when I was a kid And I'm not acting holier than thou. I bite my fingernails. You know, I think back on it when I was a kid and I'm like, that's yuck. But to be honest, probably safer as a kid.

They've had less wear and tear, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, although you had farm kid toes. Yeah, I didn't wear shoes for a lot of my childhood. On one hand, they've been ventilated. But on the other hand, they've stood in fresh animal dung. Grows your immune system. That's what I was saying. I wanted to ask people. You didn't need the Pfizer jab. Yeah, I'd already had pretty much a vaccine. I wanted to ask people

this afternoon, be honest, you can remain anonymous. I want people to share their real gross habit. Okay. Do you have any gross habits these days? I think mine would be chewing my fingernails is probably my worst one. I think that's probably mine as well. I did some research before this and I talked to my wife who finds me particularly gross. I think that's just what happens with married couples. What about the towel one? No, don't

bring up the towel one. Why? Because you've changed your mind on that? Because I don't do that and also because... Did you never do it or you don't do it anymore? I haven't brought it up. There are certain things I wish I never told you. Like there are just a couple of things in our relationship I wish I never shared.

But aren't you glad you shared that with me so now it's changed the way you view doing that particular activity? That one's not fair because I didn't do that thing to get my rocks off. I'm not like – No, I'm not saying that you did. I'm just saying. This soccer guy, obviously chewing toenails is his thing. No. Yeah.

No. It's his daughter. Yeah, but I don't mean rocks off in that way. I mean like it gives him joy to chew on toenails. If you want to know the gross habit Clint did with the towel, I'll text it back to people. No, you don't need to do that. It was downstairs trimming maintenance.

You one day said, oh, I do that onto a towel. And I said, no, that's not sanitary. I was like, do you wipe your face with that towel? Cool, all right, cool. And now look at you. You're a better person. You've moved on. And what do you do now?

Shower like everyone else. Straight all the toilet backwards. Kanga. I like it. 0800 dial ZM. See, Clint was brave. He shared his. What is your gross habit?

You can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous. We'll be surprised if we get many calls on this. Come on, peeps. Bree and Clint. Paul Skolls. Skolls. We've, babes. Bree and Clint. Paul Scholes. Scholes, we've been informed. I've been informed.

Sorry about that. Thank you to the pommies who corrected me on the text message machine. Who's an ex-MenU player, has been in the news because his daughter, Alicia, uploaded a video of him biting his daughter's toenails. She's done Dad dirty there, unless she really wanted Dad to stop. Because you said she's quite famous on Instagram. She's got a few followers on Instagram. And he's quite famous as just a British soccer guy.

So she must have known the Daily Mail are going to pick up on this video of Dad chewing on his daughter's toenails. It could have just been he was mucking around. You know, he might not have been chewing them. Exactly right. It could have just been that. But now he's the weird toenail guy. I don't know if I'd post that even if we was mucking around. You know, he might not have been chewing them. Exactly right. It could have just been that, but now he's the weird toenail guy. I don't know if I'd post that even if we were mucking around. That's what I mean.

Like she's. Just looks a bit. Dad's reputation's shot to pieces now. Because he's a coach. Imagine he's trying to discipline some of his players and they're like, oh, what are you going to do, nibble my toenails? Yeah, it puts him in a really awkward position, doesn't it? So you've asked what's the gross secret habit that you've got.

What do you know? We have very few people willing to talk about themselves and lots of people willing to dob people in. Yeah, I know, right? There's quite a few on the text machine also dobbing other people in. Yeah. But let's go to the phones. Anonymous, who is the person you're dobbing in?

Myself. Oh, it is yourself. I love this, Anonymous. Good for you. What is your gross habit? What are you getting up to? Yeah, I just get my daily intake sodium from snot. Oh, yeah.

Who put this guy through? Anonymous. Anonymous. You don't believe that. Yeah, no, I do. Look at you having a chuckle to yourself. No. Yeah, go me.

I don't really want to ask questions about it. But, no, I'm not going to ask questions about it. Did you read something? Wait, I've got a question. Did you read something somewhere and thought, oh, yeah, that sounds about right? Well, you know, like, lift down age, we're trying to recycle everything, you know, so. Can I say, can I say, I can't listen to your voice. I don't believe you. We talk to a lot

of people on this show. You have a normal sounding voice. Like, you sound like a normal guy. Thank you. Thank you, I appreciate that. But you're not. Because your hobby is snot sucking, you know? Hey man, don't kink shame me. Yeah, that's so off. It's

2021. There's a reason why he wanted to remain anonymous. Wait, your kink is that you like eating your own snot anyway. I bet, I bet, I bet you would not put that in your Tinder bio. I reckon that's a detail about yourself you want to keep secret. Yeah, you keep that under wraps until the

third date. Yeah, just between us guys. He's like, I can't come and see you. I've got a cold. I need to stay home with myself. Anonymous just between us and all of New Zealand that's listening. All right. Maybe you recognise that very normal voice. Let's talk to this anonymous person.

Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Yeah, g'day. How are you? Good, thanks. Who are you dobbing in? Is it yourself as well? Nah, my workmate.

He goes around picking up cigarette butts and pulls them all apart to make a new cigarette. No, he doesn't. Can I ask? I think it's so gross. Can I ask, and I don't mean to

cast aspersions on you because it's your work mate, but what industry do you guys work in? Concrete. Yeah, right. Anonymous. Anonymous.

I know, obviously, cigarettes are expensive. Is it a money thing or is it like an actual fetish of his? I think it's a money thing. Yeah, right. I don't smoke, so I don't know how much they cost. They're bloody expensive. I think they're real expensive. They're bloody expensive, but I would rather quit than go and make myself.

Especially in the age of COVID. Like, is he checking that those ciggies have been smoked through a face mask? You know? I think the majority of them are his ones, but, yeah, he'll just go around picking ones up off the floor and stuff. Does he discriminate between butts? Like, is it any old butt? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If it's got lipstick. If it's got any one tailily, anything, lipstick, anything. He doesn't go, oh, no, yuck, menthol. Oh, that's a menthol. Oh, no, that's not a Winnie Blue. But the smell is, like, twice as bad as what a normal cigarette would be because it's, like, all really burnt cigarettes. It's just so bad.

Yeah, he's smoking moonshine bootleg cigarettes. I have never heard of someone doing that. Most people do it all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Needs must. But he picks them all up, takes them apart, puts together,

and that's quite a lot of work. Shout him a pack of ciggies for Christmas, man. Do him a favour. Sweet. Hey, thanks for the call. Have a great one. Bye. Bree and Clint.

This is interesting, I thought. DJ Khaled has been gifted a limited edition Bob Marley guitar. Yeah. Oh, DJ Khaled, you know the guy who yells on songs a lot? So it's not Bob Marley's guitar? No, but it's from the Marley family and the family estate. It's the guitar that Bob used. It's called, for the guitar nerds out there,

it's called a Guild Medaria A20. It's the type of guitar that Uncle Bob used to write a lot of his hits on. Wait, so it's not a guitar he actually used though? No, but it's the type of guitar he preferred. I feel like you're trying to sell me something. Little bit. Okay.

Well, no, I'm not really. I don't care whether you buy it or not. But DJ Khaled has been gifted one of the first ones. And he's put a TikTok up using it, which is nice. First of all, here's the note that came with the guitar. Special note from the Marley family. Melissa, can you read this for me? DJ Khaled, we're excited to share this new guitar with you. As someone who has an appreciation for Bob Marley's life,

we want you to be one of the first to play the Gilded 20 Marley. Based on Bob's at-home songwritingwriting this guitar inspired songs that help unite the world and we hope it gives you inspiration as well nice to be thought of right and be gifted one of the first ones lovely and he's a musician he knows his music he's made a lot of music does he know how to play guitar well i think he does right if you can produce songs like, what's a good DJ Kellogg song? Wild Thoughts. Wild Thoughts. If you can produce Wild Thoughts, then surely you're good.

So here it is. This is DJ Kellogg's first drum on the limited edition Bob Marley guitar. I mean... Is he trying? Is he taking... Why would you take the piss? How disrespectful if he is. If he's truly a Bob Marley fan. I mean, they should have done their research and made sure he could play one.

He should have done his research and gone, cool, this is lovely, I'll use it later. I can put it on the wall. Or I'll hang it on the wall, yeah. It'll be a nice mantelpiece. But no, he's had a burn on the old Bob Marley guitar. I guess it's good for marketing, right? It shows even if you can't play the guitar,

you too can own the new Bob Marley Guild Madeira A20. Just don't dare try and play it. Brian Clint. Time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... All right, Google Down time.

Did you guys play last week? I was away on Wednesday. Yes, we did play, yeah. Who won? Bin? No, Bin was judging it. Oh, Bin was the guy running it. It was me.

Yeah. Who won, Bin? You won. Oh, I won. There you go. Yeah. That shows how humble you are. Obviously meant a lot to you.

Because if they were me... It's not a real victory because you weren't here. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, poor lot to me. Because if they were gay. It's not a real victory because you weren't here. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, poor producer Ben puts in all the work and effort. I enjoyed Ben's game last night. Keep it up. Shiloh's here.

Shiloh's here. You're going to go head-to-head Googling with us. Hi, Shiloh. Hi there. How are you? Sorry, Shiloh. We're just having a family fight here in the studio. It's all good.

Never mind us. Shiloh, have you heard the game before? Yes, I have. Okay, perfect. For everyone else playing at home, this is how it works. I will ask out a question I've put into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that exact question. If you're the first person to yell it out, you will receive a point.

If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. First of three wins. Are we ready to play? Ready. What are we Googling on, Shiloh? Phone or computer? I'm on my phone. Okay, perfect.

Everyone else will Google on a phone here in the studio. Let's kick off the game. Question number one. How much is Jeff Bezos worth? How much? $193.3 billion. $194.1 billion. Clint gets the point. What was that? What did he say? $194.3 billion. $194.1 billion. Clint gets the point.

What was that? What did he say? $194.1 billion is what comes up for that exact question when you put it into Google. I did some math on this. $194.1 billion. How many people are in the world? $7 billion.

Does that technically mean he could give a billion dollars to everyone on the planet? No, it means he could give could give a billion dollars to everyone on the planet? No, it means he could give a couple of hundred dollars to everyone on the planet. Oh. Well, that TikToker really backstabbed me on that one. He would need to have... How many billion?

If there's 7 billion people, we'd need to have $7 billion billion. Does he have that? No. What's a trillion? Yeah, right? Anyway, moving on. One point to Clint.

Question number two. What year did the first Ninja Turtles movie come out? What year did the first Ninja Turtles? 1990. 1990. 1990. 1990 on the 30th of March. Shaila, you got the point.

Or did you get in first with that? I think I did, but I'll give her the point. No, you got in first. Sorry, I wasn't concentrating. Was it me? Don't look at me. I was concentrating on doing the wrong answer. Yeah, Stasia and Shaila both get a point.

I feel like that's fair. All right, here we go. Question number three. Well, I said at third I should get a point too. No, that's not how it works. Well, I said it first, but go. Question number three. Well, I said at third I should get a point too. No, that's not how it works. Well, I said at first but wrong. Question number three. How many Pokemon are there?

How many Pokemon are there? 898. Nice work, Shiloh. You're spot on. Oh, my gosh. There's too many Pokemon, by the way. Well done, Shiloh. That's too many.

If our job is to catch them all, stop adding more Pokemon. They should have stopped at the red and blue game, in my opinion. Yeah. I mean, yellow. No, we can include yellow. Oh, I mean, silver and gold were not bad. Okay, crystal as well, and that's it. Shiloh, you can win the game here if you get this one correct.

I like how everyone ignored my Pokemon chat. If anyone wants to talk Pokemon with me, I'll be here all week. Do a podcast. I'd love to do a podcast. That's a great idea. Is there one? The Pokemon podcast. Anyway, moving on.

Question number four. One to Clint. One to Stage. Two to Shia. Ben's out. Here we go. How many kids does Hugh Hefner have? How many kids?

Seven. Clint's out. Four. Four. Four. Oh, my God, that was so close. But stage and Shiloh. You're killing it, Shiloh. It is a tie break.

Do we have to be one of the best coolers we've had this year? Do we have dramatic music that we can play? Yeah, Ben, get us some tie break music. I feel like, Shiloh, you've really come to play. Yay. I appreciate you and your gameplay, and this is the tie break. If producer Ben, can he get it in time or we'll move on?

Just go for it. If we get it, we'll get it. Right, here we go. For the tie break. Dean, producer Anastasia and Tyler. Stop it. Nice work, producer Ben, on the money. This is for the win.

Question number five. When was bubblegum invented? 1938. Oh, my God. She got me. She's on it. What a game, you two. Shaila, congratulations.

You've got 50 KFC chicken dollars and the title of Google Down champion. That's huge. Do you work at Google? Shaila, can you call back next week? No, please don't call back. I'm so impressed with you. Thank you. Shaila must be on the 5GA.

She was amazing. She's got to be. All right, let's Google Down, everybody. the 5GA. She was amazing. She's got to be. Yeah. All right. Let's Google down, everybody. What a game. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10.

You're shot at $20,000 right now. Congratulations to Siobhan for getting through. Hi, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hi. Have you been on for Secret Sound before? No, I have not. Well, well done.

You've done the hard bit and you've managed to get through. The phones go mental when that activator goes off, so you've done the hard bits. Nice work. All right, well, we'll put you on with soundkeeper Ella. Maybe you could ask her for a jackpot. Yeah. Do you want to try that before you guess, Siobhan?

You need a jackpot before you guess. Yeah, ask her before you guess. She's not going to give you one after you guess, so do you want to try her for a jackpot? She won't give us one. Maybe she'll give you one. Okay, might ask. I mean, what's the harm in asking, Siobhan?

Go on, ask her. Can we get a jackpot, Ella? Hello? No. Oh. Is it because she didn't say please? Is it because she didn't use her manners? We'll say that, yeah.

Oh, well, she won 20 grand is good enough. What do you reckon this sound right here, the 2021 ZM Secret Sound is? I think it's a roller coaster. A roller coaster. Oh, yes. Like going up where it's pulling the roller coaster. A roller coaster? Oh, yes. Like going up where it's pulling the roller coaster up, the steep incline.

Yeah, what bit? The steep incline? Like what kind of sound from a roller coaster? Kind of like the steep incline, like when you're going up and it makes that click when you're going up. That chain bit where it goes... And then your tummy drops and you're like, I want to get off. Yes. Feels like a fun hole want to get off. Yes.

Feels like that fun hole went into your mouth. Honestly. I made a bad decision. I want off. And the tears come. Sorry. I'm scared of them.

A rollercoaster. Let's lock that in, right? Yes. Okay. Wow. You've asked for a jackpot. I said no. No.

Because that's right and I didn't want to give away more money than I needed to. No, because that is not the secret sound. Dangle, right? Unlucky, Siobhan. That's all right. Just like some roller coasters. What a bloody letdown. Yeah, that was a roller coaster of emotions.

Bloody hell, back to the drawing board. Hey, bloody letdown. Yeah, that was a roller coaster of emotions. Bloody hell, back to the drawing board. Hey, Soundkeeper Ella. Yeah? Just between you and I. Okay. I've got a proposition for you. Let's hear it. Now I know for a fact it is your 21st birthday this weekend, isn't it?

You might be correct. Yes. What do we have to do? Because, I mean, it's your birthday. We want a jackpot. I feel like there's somewhere in the middle, maybe Friday, if we can organise. What do you want?

What present can we get you that might entice you to jackpot this money? Okay, look, I'm not into bribes, but this sounds very exciting. It's not a bribe. No, it's just a jackpot, a gift, you could say. For your birthday. Oh, okay, I'm not into bribes, but this sounds very exciting. It's not a bribe. No, it's just a jackpot. A gift, you could say. For your birthday. Oh, okay, I could be keen. If you guys give me a really good present or birthday party, I might just give you a big jackpot.

Yeah, but what are you like? What kind of presents do you want? Harry Styles? No. What kind of presents? I don't know. A little pig or... Harry Styles or a little pig.

You're really swinging for the fence here. All right, we'll work on it. Have a think, guys. What about Ben Lummis? That might do. Work with me here. Okay, I'll work with you guys. Hey, if you give me a really good gift,

I'll up the jackpot by $50,000. No, actually, the jackpot will be 50K. You're going to go the whole way. I'll go the jackpot by $50,000. No, the jackpot will be $50,000. You're going to go the whole way? Yeah, I'll go the whole way. But the gift has to be good, Bray and Clint. All right, someone find us a small pig. Oh, $800,000. Who's got a small pig?

Give me a little piglet. Does anyone have the number for Peppa Pig? Or Harry Styles. Anyone got Peppa Pig's number? Imagine if we got you Peppa Pig, Ella. She likes that. I'm going to track down the voice of Peppa Pig. The Secret Sound is brought to you by Neon.

You can get a Kiwi streaming service and get great value on Neon. And The Secret Sound returns at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Right now I want to talk about dodgy doings and skills that you might have. This is a story about a criminal. Is she smart or is she dumb? I don't know. She's in San Diego and she's been

arrested because she wanted to break into a house so she called a locksmith and she told the locksmith, I've locked my keys in the house and the locksmith went, oh yeah cool, that's my job. I'll get you a new key for the house and got her into the house.

But it wasn't her house. But I guess just because she looked trustworthy maybe, I don't know. Is she smart? Because I hope she stole enough from inside the house to pay the locksmith because they ain't cheap, especially depending on what time it was. That's a really good point. You've got to pay them a call-out fee. Well, actually, she didn't steal anything from the house. The neighbours saw there was something going on inside the

house but knew that the owners were away. So called the owners. The owners called the police. The police went around there. The woman who broke into the house had lit the fire and was just listening to some music. Oh God. Fail. So they arrested

her. Yeah. The police went to the neighbour's house. The neighbour said, I'll get you into the house. I've got a spare key. Gave them the key. And then they went to try the key in the door. The key didn't work in the door because she'd got a locksmith to change the locks. Yeah, it's her house now. She mostly thought it was her house permanently.

Yeah. She was like, well, that's it. Finders keepers. Is that how it works? Yeah, yeah. Finally, I'm going to own a home in Auckland. It'll just cost you, what's the call out fee for those guys? Locksmiths?

Locksmiths? Depends what time it is. Like I said, if it's a public holiday, you're screwed. She doesn't have the skills, but a locksmith is someone who has skills that in the wrong hands would be very valuable for a criminal, you know? Like if locksmiths out there ever turn bad like Anakin Skywalker does in Star Wars,

they could steal whatever they want because no lock is going to stop a locksmith. Well, not a good one anyway, right? Yeah, like if you've ever wondered what Liam Neeson was talking about when he's like, I've got a particular set of skills. He could pick locks. He could pick locks. He can pick locks.

He was actually a locksmith by trade. Yeah, yeah. I want to know this afternoon on 0800Diles.com, what's your illegal skill? What's the skill that you have that if you wanted to turn to a life of crime, This is going to go wrong. you'd do very well, you know? It's not illegal to know how to pick a lock.

It's illegal to pick a lock and steal something. But it's not illegal to know how to pick a lock. It's illegal to pick a lock and steal something. But it's not illegal to know how to do it, you know. So can you pick a lock? Can you open one of those doors with a credit card like on the movies? You know how they put it in the thing? Is that real? I don't know. Is it real?

I feel like it's not real. Can you hotwire a car? Do you know how to? Yeah, it's hard. That's obviously real. But it's so hard to hotwire any car? Do you know how to... That's obviously real, but it's so hard to hotwire any car these days. New cars, yeah. When they've got computers and stuff in them, it's really

hard to do it. And an immobiliser. But do you know the sort of cars that can be hotwired? And can you hotwire a car? We can keep you completely anonymous in this conversation. Do you know how to turn back the clock on a kilometres odometer on your car? That always comes in handy. Do you know how to hack people's internet passwords?

Oh, yeah, you're a hacker. Yeah. 0800 dials at M. We want to know what illegal skills you possess. You can also text us on 9696. Brian Clint. ZM Brian Clint. That's Ed Sheeran and Shivers.

He's on the show with us on Friday to promote his new album. And he's got COVID, so good on him for still making time. He's amazing. And our thoughts and prayers go to him and his 14-month-old daughter who both have it. Right now, we're talking about illegal skills that you possess. Not that you commit illegal acts, but you know how to do illegal things. We're talking hot wiring cars, picking locks,

that sort of thing. I know how to siphon petrol out of a tank. Do you? Yep, learnt that on the farm. Copped a few gobfuls of the old unleaded a few times, I'm not going to lie. That's actually a perfect example. Not illegal to do.

Well, it is illegal, not illegal to know. You know why I did it? I remember I was a kid, I was probably about 13 and I really wanted to ride my motorbike at the time and my dad had locked up our fuel tanks. Right, to keep you grounded. Because we kept stealing the fuel

for like going riding on the motorbikes so I decided to siphon it out of my dad's ute. Why did they send you to boarding school? I don't know, actually. It escapes me. Let's talk to someone who wants to be anonymous.

Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hiya. You have a very particular set of skills. What can you do? I'm a glazier, so I know how to take out a window and put it back in without breaking anything. I was thinking a glazier was the people that put the glaze on the donuts.

No, no, I don't have that set of skills. Because that's a great set of skills to have. So you could really break into any building you wanted, full Mission Impossible styles, and just slide the glass out and then put it back in afterwards. Yeah, and then you just use something to clean it up so you've got no fingerprints there. Oh my god, you've thought about it. Wait a minute, anonymous. You sound like

you know a lot about this. I have broken into my own house and I've locked my keys inside. Yeah, fair enough. That doesn't explain cleaning up the fingerprints though. I think you've said too much. And by your own house, do you mean the bank? This person wants to remain anonymous too.

This all makes sense, all these illegal activities and anonymous names. Anonymous, what's your special skill? So, hypothetically, should I need to, I could possibly reset a phone that is locked out. Wait a minute. Wow. Beyond the factory reset, like, right, pull apart the phone to manually reset it through the motherboard.

So you could, would it wipe everything that's on the phone? You wouldn't get past someone's PIN number, right? You'd just get a brand new one. It'd be like it had just woken up to the first one. Wow. Which normally you can't do that because the phone, you wouldn't get past someone's PIN number, right? You'd just get a brand new one. It'd be like it had just woken up for the first time. Wow. Which normally you can't do that because the phone's locked. And that's the deterrent for stealing phones is you go, well, it'll just get locked, it'll be useless.

But you're saying you can get past that. Hypothetically. Wait, what? Hypothetically. Yeah, nice. Why do you know how to do this? Yes, I can. I know why our glazier can take glass in and out.

Why do you know how to do this with locked phones? Don't answer that. Don't answer it, Anonymous. No. Yeah, no. It's just a trick that I've learnt. Anonymous, while we're here, my lock screen button's a bit sticky. Can you fix that too?

Yeah, I need a new screen protector as well. Perfect, I'll get your number off air. That'd be great. One more person, Anonymous. What's your special set of skills that you've got? Oh, should I need to? I could cobble up something that goes boom from some household items. Well, you know how to make explosives,

homemade explosives. Yeah, we can call them that, yeah. Wait a minute. Is this Wile E. Coyote? that, yeah. Wait a minute. Is this Wile E. Coyote? Oh, no, no. How do you know how to make explosives? Are you ex-military? No, I had a dear old grandpa who was, and we got along very well.

Yeah, the time spent at grandpa's was always fun. Did your dad, like, was he a gold miner? What was your granddad? Yeah, funnily enough, he did a bit of stuff in the gold mines as well in South Africa. Interesting. Yeah, he just had a lot of fun. I would not like to be the grandparent who teaches the grandkid how to make explosives.

Then they go home to mum and dad and blow up the kitchen and you go, where did you learn how to do this? He must have sworn you to silence, right? He was like, don't ever tell anybody how you learned this. Oh, well then we just say it's grandma. Grandma did it? Grandma gets away with everything.

She's on the whiskey again, that grandma. Wait, can you hear that? She's pretty loose. It is Wile E. Coyote. I knew it was him. Grandma. Yeah. Wait, can you hear that? She's pretty loose. Meep meep. It is Wile E. Coyote. I knew it was him. I knew. Hey, thanks for your call, Anonymous.

Stay safe out there. See you, Anonymous. If you've ever wondered what was the number one song when I turned 16, this is the segment where we find that out and we play our favourite one out of three. Let's do Louise first because she's having some phone issues. We don't want to lose her. Are you there, Louise? Hi, Louise.

I am. I am. Okay, good. We got you, Louise. What's your birthday? It's the 12th of August, 1965. All right, Louise. You were 16 in 1981.

And on the 12th of August in 1981, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, God. Oh, calling the gang. What do you think, Louise? It brings back some memories. Yeah. It's kind of the perfect birthday song, really, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

It's not bad. Yeah, you could put this on every birthday and go, this is my birthday banger. Yeah, true. Louise, what were you doing on your 16th birthday? Do you remember? Oh, God, it's too long ago to remember. Probably up to no good.

I can't remember what I was doing for this year's birthday of mine, so I feel you on that. Okay, Louise, wait there. If you're still there, we'll come back to you if you're the winner. Let's talk to Andrew. Kia ora, Andrew. Hello, Andrew. Hey, how's it going?

Good. How's your day going? Yeah, not bad. I'm just off the supermarket. Oh, I love it. What are you making for dinner? Oh, a bit of pork mince. What, just pork mince?

Just on its own? Or is it a bit of san chao bao? Oh, a bit of a ragu Stop it, hello Andrew Delightful, I feel like he just came up with ragu on the spot He was going to have pork mince on toast And now he's going to have a ragu I'm having pork mince on a piece of white bread

Right boys, right Get it Andrew, good man What's your birthday? 17th of January 1995 Alright, you were 16 in 2011 Good man. What's your birthday? 17th of January, 1995. All right. You were 16 in 2011. And on the 17th of Jan in 2011, this was number one. To hold it against me.

I said my heart was beating loud. We could escape the crowd. I can just imagine Andrew at the clubs. He's there underage. He's taking his top off. He's sweaty as. How do you feel about this? A bit of late era Britney Spears for your birthday banger, Andrew.

Oh, I'm not really up my alley. No, I didn't think so. Nah. You were more a good Charlotte boy. I do remember it. Oh, nah, bit of LMFAO, I think. Bit of LMFAO. Oh, really? I do remember it. Nah, but an LMFAO, I think. But an LMFAO. Oh, really?

Yes, I see. Okay, wait there, Andrew. You could still win it with that Brittany track. We've got one more from Belinda. Hey, Belinda. G'day, Bel. Hi. How are you, mate?

Oh, good to see you. Oh, that's good. What's your birthday, Belinda? 18th of July, 1983. All right, you were 16 in 1999. And on the 18th of July in 99, this was number one. Senor Ricky Mata. Is this good for you, Belinda?

Yep, it's good for me. Oh, bad phone line. It's hard not to like Ricky Martin, I feel. I think so. He's just a likeable dude and his hips are so spontaneous. Belinda, give us a sound if you want to shake your bonbons to a bit of Ricky Martin this afternoon. Always, always.

Always. Okay, you got my vote. I vote Ricky Martin. Yeah, I bit of Ricky Martin this afternoon. Always, always. Always. Okay, you got my vote. I vote Ricky Martin. Yeah, I'll go Ricky Martin. That's a fun song. Here we go, everybody. You got it, Belle. Congratulations.

You just won birthday banger. Shake those ta-tas. I mean bonbons to Ricky Martin. Bree and Clint. I saw this thing trending online at the moment. It's where people call up their dad or their parent and they trick them and say that they've taken their car to get a service and they've paid for $175 premium wiper fluid.

Oh, my God. My dad would shit the bed. He would, honestly, even if he knew that I'd paid someone else to put my wiper fluid in, he would crap his pants. He'd go, what are you doing that for? Yeah, just ridiculous and just hearing your parents' reaction as to you being an idiot and paying for this. Because it's really personal for them.

They go, I've raised an idiot. Exactly. So I decided I'd do that to my dad. But I did it earlier this afternoon and my mum happened to be on the phone as well because they were in the car together. Yeah. So take a listen as to what my mum and dad did when I told them I paid for all these outrageous things for my car service.

I'm just about to go for work, but I had to put my car in for a service. And I've just come back home because I'm looking at the bill and they've charged me $175 for premium wiper fluid, it says. This should be $17. I paid a bit of money. That's a mistake. It might be $7. I'd pay it a bit less. No, you might be $7. I'd bring them up. Then there's another charge.

I had them do a tyre check and it says $229 for premium air. What? Holy ****. What are they talking about? I mean, that's just standard, isn't it? Well, how much was the service? The service all up was about 600 and something bucks. That's not a standard service on a new car.

That's ridiculous. Well, they said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. They said they took out the audio. The service all up was about 600 and something bucks. Well, they said they took out the oil thinger.

They looked at the oil and they charged me $33 for that. I'm just looking at it as well. They've charged me $14 because they checked the horn. What? They pressed the horn? They charged you $14 for it? What? These guys are out by feet.

Who do they think they are? That is a joke. We are. They sent Dan the bill and he can bring them up. Stop the matter. I tell you, that's just ridiculous. That is just ridiculous. Hold on.

I've just seen one more charge. It says, this is a prank. All right, I'm going to go drive my premium air and my premium wiper fluid to work. How much was it? I didn't even get a service. It's just a load of bullshit. I like that your mum's solution was send it to your dad and he'll give them a bollocking. He'll call those people up.

Do you reckon you get that as a mechanic? You get people's dads ringing in to question the bill? I reckon you do. I said to my dad afterwards, because my dad has taught me pretty well when it comes to car stuff. Like, I do know the basics really well. And I said, Dad, did you feel like you failed me as a father? And he goes, he literally goes, yeah, I thought, God,

I didn't think I'd raised a dum-dum. Bree and Clint. I saw that another study's out about the five key things you need to do to a long and prosperous life. Oh, okay. And I always see these and I'm like, I don't want to read it because it's all things I don't want to do. I was going to say, before you tell us what they are,

how many of them are you doing? Oh, you know. A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B. Yeah, I mean, I think it's all about balance, you know. It's all about balance. If you want to know, this is from a team of experts who have slowly been researching away the biology of aging. Okay.

And here's the five things that they say come into it. The first one, you guessed it, nutrition and lifestyle. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. They say restricting alcohol to a moderate amount, eating at least five servings of fruit and vegetables a day, not smoking, and keeping the weight off can increase your life expectancy by seven to 14 years.

Right. Okay. We all know that one. Do we want to do it? Not sure, but good to know. I mean, it's just a lot of work, you know. Five veggies and no ciggies. Okay.

Kill me now. Take away all the good things. The next one is physical activity. We saw this coming. Of course. Just over 30 minutes a day of moderate to vigorous physical activity is enough for most people. Right.

Apparently, yeah, it not only makes you stronger and fitter, it also has been shown to reduce harmful inflammation and even improve your mood. Well, I would say last time I exercised, I rolled my ankle and I got some terrible inflammation. I mean, it's true. You know, you need to think about these things. Let's go through these real quick. Boosting the immune system. Or vitamin C.

I don't know. Maybe that's vitamins. Okay, yeah. I'm not sure. It also says rejuvenating cells. How do you rejuvenate your cells? I don't know. Okay, rejuvenate cells.

That's just one of the things it says. And the last one goes hand in hand. It says clearing out the old cells. Is that exfoliating? That must be exfoliating. It must be. Yeah, right. It says, clearing out the old cells. Is that exfoliating? That must be exfoliating. It must be. Yeah, right. It's got to be.

Anyway, I thought, you know, that list is great. But I feel like we should, instead of doing all those things, maybe if we spitball around in here. Just stop doing some of the bad things. Yeah, and then it balances out. We don't need to do as many of those things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been thinking about this too

and thinking about things that definitely don't create a longer life. I mean, I haven't done the research. I kind of have actually done the research. I reckon pounding a box of long whites every weekend but then doing a juice cleanse on Monday. No, it balances it out. Nah. It evens it out.

I don't reckon that helps at all. It's like a cocktail. You put it all in there together and then it comes out fresh. Nah. It evens it out. Everyone does that. I don't reckon that helps at all. It's like a cocktail. You put it all in there together and then, you know, it comes out fresh. Well, that's my submission anyway. Okay, all right. Fair enough. What about producers? What do you think is one thing you can add to the list that you shouldn't do for a long

life? I'm pretty sure it's something to do with peach ice flavoured vape pods. You reckon the peach ice. It's not adding any longevity to your life. No, actually, you know what? I'm just going to say all vape flavours. What about watermelon? Watermelon's just so fun though.

Watermelon's part of five plus a day. Watermelon's a front. If you're one of those peppermint people, nah, you're in the bin. Not that Anastasia vapes. Not that I vape, but she's heard. It's not on the list. Ben, what's not going to lengthen your life? Maybe having, I definitely don't do this,

but having two to three craft beers twice a week. Wait, twice a week? Yeah. Is that good? That's fine. I think you're good to go on that. They're only 10% anyway. Actually, hang on a second.

Maybe bring it back to not craft beers. I think you're going% anyway. Actually, hang on a second. Maybe bring them back to not craft beers. I thought you were going to say two to three craft beers a day. And even then I was going to go, oh, I'll have a little. Okay, okay. Yeah, but would you tell your doctor that? If your doctor said how much alcohol do you have, would you go, oh, I have two to three craft

beers a day? You would not say that to your doctor. You'd go, but they're crafty. There's no preservatives. You'd lie. And you'd go, oh, once a week, maybe twice. One more thing. We've almost cracked the fountain of youth. Bree, something that is not going to lengthen your life? Base jumping. It's risky.

Just don't do it. True, yeah, yeah. You know, there are a lot of people out there thinking about it. All you've got to do is stop vaping and base jumping and you are good to go.