ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th October 2022

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

Georgia in for Clint Bree's Psychic Radio Impulse buys Did their name match their profession? What's The Plot See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where we've just had a bit of a radio whoopsie. The producers' mics were on for about a minute and a half. And now they're scared so they're in the studio. They were on. Put clarification, they were on, on air. On air. In a song.

We didn't, they didn't know, we didn't they didn't know we didn't know the nation knew everyone on the text machine was lee plumber the newsreader knew she came in and goes do you guys know you're on air we're like yeah what are you talking about lee yeah we're like later we're not thank god lee plumber had our back because she was the one that alerted us first imagine how much i reckon because we were trying to find something to play and producer Claude was starting to get frustrated because I couldn't find, imagine if she had fully rocked up. Yeah, because we couldn't understand why we couldn't hear you guys talking

and it's because your mics were going out to the whole country. I was sitting in there like, Georgia, okay, so the button you need is in this part of the thing, like bottom right, it's there. Georgia, why are you listening to me? You just weren't looking. I can see the outro, not the intro. And I'm like, it's bottom right.

And you were like, are you looking on the left or the right? Are you switching ears off? It's like the time my mic was on and I started talking about a song that was on the playlist at the time and it was quite a slow song and you just hear me on the mic in the background going, oh, this song is so slow. It's such a wounder. It just brings the whole mood down and people started texting through

and they're like, hey, Brie, your mic's on just so you know. Also, I agree with you, it does bring the mood down. I'd love to know what song it was. Oh, I was mortified. No, I will not be. Yeah, we can find it somewhere. No, no, no, no, no, no. We'll not be discussing that.

George is filling in. Did we say that? Oh, yes, hey. George is here. Hey. Clint's away still. Clint's away. Yeah, that could be why there was a bit of a stuff up, actually.

No, you did well today. No, you did fantastic. Guys, I had fun. It was cool. Would you have me back? Oh, let's rate me out of 10. 10. Oh, my gosh.

You're so one of those people that loves compliments. I'm one of those people that at Christmas is like, let's go around the table and say, pigs and pigs. Did you do like for a like? Did you always do that thing? I did do like for a like. I just wanted to be told how cool I am.

Should we? Oh, God. I can't believe I'm saying this. Let's not do it. Should we go? We don't have to. Actually, no, I don't want I'm saying this. Let's not do it. Should we go? We don't have to. Actually, no, I don't want to because I'll just be like. You know, you're like, okay, let's go around the room

and give everyone a compliment. Oh, I love it. No. I want to do it. Yeah, see, Ella's on board. That's cute. I want to hear nice things. Two types of people, you and me, Claude, and then Georgia and Ella.

And pessimists and optimists. Yeah, we balance each other out, right? I don't feel like I get super emotional in these things and I don't feel like I want to be emotional right now. Okay, fine. All my emotion's gone. You're fierce. For this year, I've just been, you know, I'm spent, I'm done.

I've cried too many tears. I cry so often, which I love because I think it's a good thing to have a cry, but I've just got none left. I feel like a cry is coming on. You know when you just need to? I'm good at a car cry. Oh, I love it. Well, a car cry is good.

We're quite dangerous for the roads. And when you put purposeful cry music on. Oh, I haven't quite got that. Do you do that? Oh, no. Wait, we all do that, everyone? I reckon Cam oh no we all wait we all do that everyone I reckon Cam does that I reckon we all do it yeah I definitely have done that before I did that with movies where I'm like I need a good cry so I put on my sister's keeper and it's like

that movie needs to go away I watched it once and I've never watched it again because it's just next level too sad is that the no what's the horror it's like p.s i love you i can't watch that movie anymore i don't know if i oh my god my sister's keeper with cameron diaz that was the little girls you know oh yeah she went on a hiatus after that didn't she well cameron diaz um has retired from acting for the past nine, ten years. What are you laughing at? Say your last name. Cameron Diaz. Cameron Deez Nuts.

I don't know how we got there. Bloody children. I don't know how you got there. Children. Cameron Deez Nuts. Got it. Oh, my God. I hope this isn't on air.

If it is, though, they'll be getting the right laugh. They'll be getting the right laugh. We're plugging the podcast. Yeah, totally. This is how we should plug the podcast. Just do it live. This is the podcast. Deez Nuts.

Deez Nuts. All right, should we wrap it up? Should we all go home? I feel like Ellen needs to go home for a nap. You got one more? Oh, here we go For the sake of this, can you just say yes? Okay Now or after?

Have you heard of Goblin? Yes Goblin needs no Oh no, I got one I got one You guys obviously know it's Halloween this weekend. You know what I'm going as? What?

A goblin. Goblin that dick. Ella, when you were younger, did you blow bubbles? With my spit? Wait, what? Pardon me? When you drink orange. With my spit?

Never mind. My punchline's broken now. Oh, sorry. Say it orange. With my spit. Never mind. My punchline's broken now. Oh, sorry. Say it again. Say it again. Yes, I did. Oh, because he called. He wants to catch up.

Oh. Wait. Bubbles. Did you blow bubbles? Oh, I like that one. That was good from you. With my spit. He actually called through.

He said he's keen to hang out. Yeah, nah, I'm good. Tell him no thanks. Can we go now? Yeah, let's go. Enjoy the podcast, everyone. Vegan sausage. Stay away from me.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Brinkley. G'day, New Zealand, and welcome to a show filled with estrogen. Oh, is it what? Georgia will be joining me for today's show, and I'm so excited.

Honestly, when I found out you say, because I was saying to producer Claude and Ella before, I was like, I didn't even know I was really doing the show until I overheard Ross on the phone yesterday. I was like, looks like I'm in my breath this afternoon. She's had the call up. Clint is still away recovering from surgery. So Georgia and I will keep you entertained throughout the afternoon. We've got heaps on the show today, George. Bree's Psychic Radio is back.

I'm excited for this. I haven't heard it before, but I've got my spidey senses at picking up some good stuff. Oh, mate, get ready to be amazed by my sixth sense, where I can predict and channel into someone who's listening to the show so specifically and it always works. See, does Clinton normally have faith in you? No. I'm switching the tables. I've got faith in you today. Great. I feel like that's going to be good. But let's kick off the show with Tradie versus Lady. $50 cash.

All thanks to our mates at KFC is up for grabs. If you want to play, you've got to call now 0800 DIAL ZM. And we'll do that straight after. Sam Smith, Kim Petras. It's unholy. Oh, what a team. What a team. It's time for Tradie versus Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Here we go. The Tradies are sitting on 94 wins for the year. The Ladies picking up another win yesterday which brings their total to 80. Let's meet our contestants.

George, who have we got this afternoon? We have for the Ladies, she's from Christchurch. She is a tutor and she's with one of her students right now. Please welcome to the show, Vanya. G'day, mate. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Have you listened to this game before, Vanya?

Yes, I have. And how do you usually go? I usually go all right, but I'm not going to say all, but yes. Usually go all right. Usually listen to it with the kids. Sometimes it's best to keep the confidence low for others, you know? Like it might be high. It's close to the chest.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I can come out. Exactly right. Let's see who you'll be taking on this afternoon. He's from Queenstown. He's 37, and he loves to ride motorbikes. Please welcome to the show, Kane. How you going?

G'day, Kane. What type of bikes are we talking? KTMs, Yamahas? I'm a Harley guy. Oh, stop it. Big dog. Kane, I'm a Harley girl. What kind of Harley are you rocking?

Rider 06 wide glide. Oh, jeez. That's a bit fancy, but nice. How long have you had that? Ryder 06 Wide Glide. Oh, jeez, that's a bit fancy but nice. How long have you had that? A few years, a few years. I used to do the sports bike things, but I realised I was probably going to die if I carried on one of those. Seems like we have a very similar kind of journey with motorbikes.

I'm an 883 sports to Harley girl myself. Oh, look out, look out. I've absolutely no idea what either of you are talking about. That's totally fine, Georgia. We can't all be Ford Focus people, you know. Hey, I'm just keeping it chill with a Toyota Corolla. Even better. Even better.

Hey, guys, this is how it's going to work. Kane, your buzzer is tradie. And Vanya, your buzzer is lady. When you think you know the answer, buzz in. If you get it right, it's a point. First to three takes home the $50 cash. Cool. Okay.

All right, Georgia, when you're ready, let's kick it off. Child star Sophie Grace has announced she is pregnant at just 19 years old. What super popular talk show did she become famous on when she was just eight years old? Tradie? Yes, Kane. Modern Family? I mean, it's a good guess. did she become famous on when she was just eight years old? Trudy? Yes, Kane? Modern Family? I mean, it's a good guess. Great show.

The hint in there was popular talk show. Vanya, do you want to guess? Talk show, talk show, talk show. No. Daytime? Daytime. Morning? No, buzz me out, sorry. Three, two,. Daytime. Morning. No, buzz me out.

Three, two, one. Buzz me out. It was, of course, the Ellen show. Sophia, Grace and Rosie. Alright, no points there for anyone. Question number two, Georgia. What country has the most sheep? A. New Zealand. B. Yes, Vanya.

New Zealand. That's incorrect. It is correct. Vanya's like, I live here. I know how many sheep. Look, I know it's per capita for us, but it's not us, unfortunately. Do you want to finish the rest of the answers? Yes.

Sorry. No, you're good. B, Wales or C, China? B, Wales. Ladies allowed beckon or not? No, we're going to give, Kay needs a guess first. Okay, I'm going to go, I'll go for China. China is correct, Kay.

Nice work. You came through for the win. It has the most population of sheep in the world, 187 million as of 2019. Crazy. Wow. All right, next question. So it's one each, isn't it? One to the tradies, zero to the ladies.

Oh, that's right. Question number three. What colour is periwinkle? Oh, tradie. Yes, Kane. Blue. That is on the money. We would have accepted also purple as well.

What? It was on Snatch. It was on the movie Snatch. Teddy Winkler Blue. Oh, yeah, it was too. Nice work. Jason Statham that was, wasn't it? Snatch.

Vanya, what are you up to? Oh, my kids are just laughing at me. All right, let's move it along. Two to the tradies. You can take it here, Kane. Ariana Grande has dyed her hair blonde for her role in Wicked. Name an Ariana Grande song. Tradie.

Yes, Kane, for the win. How far has Tradie got that Aragundi? To be honest, I really thought I would know one, and I'm struggling. You got this, Cain. Think about it. I really, really don't. Sorry. You're going to buzz you out.

That means Vanya. Do you know one? Yeah. Pardon? Sorry, I dropped my phone. Vanya, you are chaotic this afternoon, mate. I know it's a thirsty Thursday, but are we, are you? There's 50 bucks on the line here, mate.

It's time to go home, I think. I hope you're already at home. All right, let's move along, still two to the training. Oh, this is good. Okay, actor Matthew Perry has recently opened up about how his friend's co-star, Jennifer Aniston, really helped him through his addiction struggles. Which character did Matthew Perry play on Friends? Trudy.

Yes, Kate, for the win. Canler. That's right. He lost it. Thank God, because I don't think Vanya was really even listening in the end. Jeez, Vanya. Oh, my kids are looking shocked at me. The main thing is you both had a great time by the sounds of it.

Yes, definitely. And Kane, we can't take it away from you, Kane. $50 cash and a win for the tradies, mate. Nice work. Thank you very much. Have a good half-hour shot, dude. What was going on in that game? Man, it's enough me trying to work the buttons today,

let alone I couldn't even focus what was going on. I tell you what, the tradies, get one back. We'll be back. I'm going to sort ourselves out. I'm so glad you're here, George, because I feel like you're going to be on board with this. Oh, yeah. I've got the spidey senses telling me it's going to be a good one. Are you spiritual?

I think it depends on what's going on in my life. Like, if I need myself to be spiritual, I will. I heard a yes, and that's great because we're about to do Breeze Psychic Radio. Breeze Psychic Radio. Now, we like to talk calm on this segment, George. Oh, I like it. No cackles. No cackles.

Really channel our inner spiritual guide. Here's how it works. So I give out a bunch of different specific things about a person, right? Normally about five. And I channel this person because it's so specific that how could it not be psychic? So if you're this person and you're listening right now, I need you to call 0800 DIAL ZM.

Because some would think it would be hard to figure out a specific person and all these things about them without seeing them. Yeah. That is why you've got such talent. That's why I've got a sixth sense. Here's who I'm looking for this afternoon. This person has two kids. Two kids.

Rules me out. Yep, you're out. You're out. It's not you. I'm out. We're all out. Two kids. A boy and a girl.

So I'm getting more specific. Do we need to know who's older? No. No, it doesn't matter. Okay, it doesn't matter. I haven't got that far yet. I'm just kind specific. Do we need to know who's older? No. No, it doesn't matter. Okay, it doesn't matter. I haven't got that far yet. I'm just kind of like, no, it's two kids, a boy and a girl. They also have one cat.

Now, is that a boy or a girl? Is that old or young? Georgia. Sorry, no giggles. You're messing with the space-time continuum. They have one cat. They also are blonde. They're blonde in their name because there's someone sitting there

right now going, that's me. Stiff. Stiff. That's their name. Stiffs are always blonde. Apart from I do have a ginger friend called Steph. Well, she couldn't call. She couldn't.

She also doesn't have two kids. Unless she's strawberry blonde. No. Okay. Steph. And you know what? I'm actually going to make this so it's either or or Sam. Oh.

Steph or Sam, blonde, two kids and a cat. That's it. A boy and a girl, though, two kids and a cat. That's it. A boy and a girl, though. A boy and a girl. Boy and a girl. Okay, this is what we're looking for. If this is you, I need you to call 0800 DIAL ZM. Is your name Steph or Sam?

You've got two kids, a boy and a girl. You've got one cat in the family. And you've got blonde hair. Even if you've got, and this is where we get desperate, George, even if you've got three or four of those things, I'd love you to call. I thought you were going to say, even if you've got three or four strands of blonde,

I need you to call. We'll take it. So even if you've got three or four of those specific traits, I want you to call 0800-DIALS-AT-M. The phones are lighting up. I've got tingly... I've got tingly... If you've found this person...

Mate, I am doing readings in the car park after this. $80 a pop if you'd like to come to Bree's Psychic Radio. Tarot cards involved. Yeah, tarot cards. All right, let's go to a song and we'll come back to see if we have channeled in to this exact person. Bree and Clint. Bree's Psychic Radio.

The moon is in retrograde. It actually is, isn't it? I have no idea. I just said that. The stars are aligned. To sound like I knew what I was talking about. No, you obviously do. Psychic, see?

It's psychic. I just knew this is where I endeavour to use my made-up psychic abilities to put out a bunch of specific things, details about a person that I'm looking for that I'm channelling to call through to the radio station. And, George, this afternoon, the person we are looking for has two kids, a boy and a girl. They also have a cat, only one cat though.

So they're not a crazy cat lady? No. They've got blonde hair and their name is either Steph or Sam. I can't narrow it down. It's something like that. Let's go to the phones and see if we have our person. Caller number one, are you there? Hello, caller number one.

Hello. Hello. Caller number one. Hello. Mate, let's kick things off with do you have two children? Caller number one, are you there? Oh, yes, I'm here. Hold on.

Yes, I have two kids. Two kids, great. And what is your name? Let's just get this out of the way. Is your name either Steph or Sam? It's Steph. Steph with two kids. George is freaking out.

She's so excited. Caller number, well, not caller number one. Your name is Steph. Steph with her kids. George is freaking out. She's so excited. Call the number, well, not call the number one. Your name is Steph. Steph, do you have a cat? Yes. Just one cat? One cat called Sadie. Perfect.

And Steph, are you blonde? I was when I was a baby. But not now. Does that count? Does that count? No, it doesn't count. Have you told you yet? Oh, come on, let it count.

Oh, Steph. Okay, well, I need to check one other thing. Are your kids a boy and a girl? That's a girl. Oh, Steph. You're so close, Steph. Did you dye your hair? Have you messed this up for yourself? I got sick of being tanned. I got sick of being tanned, being blonde.

Yeah, fair enough, Steph. When I was younger. So I went brunette. Well, we appreciate you calling through. Oh, so close yet so far. That was nearly the person. That was nearly the person. Have a great day, Steph.

See you, mate. Thanks. She was so close. Okay, let's try again. This has got to be it. She was so close. Okay, let's try again. This has got to be it. We were so close. We were. Caller number two.

Caller number two. Hello. Hi. Hello. Caller number two, let's get the hair thing out of the way then straight away. Are you blonde? Blonde as. Oh, that's what we want.

Nice. It's a good start. It's a good start. Kids, how many do you have? I have two children. Great. I could hear one in the background. Perfect.

Sounded. Caller number two, do you have a cat? I have a cat. That's good. Just one? Yes. His name is Murray. Murray.

He's wonderful. Amazing. And your kids, are they boys, girls? What do you have? His name is Murray. Murray. Oh. He's wonderful. Amazing. And your kids, are they boys, girls? What do you have? I have an older boy and a little girl. Yeah. Okay.

We've got one thing. We've got one thing to go. One thing. It's the name. That's it. I'm pretty sure. Come on, call the number two. What's your name?

What is your name? My name is Emily. Oh, what? Emily. Yeah, sorry. Is your middle name Steph? No, I wanted it so badly to be Steph. Oh, Emily.

Do you have any siblings called Steph? Is your daughter called Steph? We're clutching at straws here, George. Starts with an S. Doesn't count. Emily, you've gotten so close. We appreciate you calling through. Awesome.

Have a good one. Thank you. Thanks, Emily. Bye. That was even closer. Let's go to caller number three. Let's move this along. Caller number three, straight into it.

What's your name? Sam. Sam. Okay, good. That was one of the names. Great, Sam. Are you blonde? I am? Sam. Sam. Okay, good. That was one of the names. Great, Sam. Are you blonde? I am, yep. Amazing.

Sam, how many kids do you have? Two. Is it a boy and a girl? Yes, they are. Oh, the last question. Okay, Sam, do you have one pet cat? I do, yes. Wait, is that everything?

Is that everything? That's a trifecta. Damn, I can't believe we have just done it. Well, I can because they're quite generic specifics, but I mean, Sam, you've absolutely killed Psychic Radio. You've won. Thank you. Well, technically, we've all won.

There is. Oi, look, coffee's on me. Hey, Sims, hold there. We're going to go to see if we can get two in a row in the same segment. Let's go to caller number four. Let's get right into it. Caller number four, how many kids do you have? Hi, I've got two kids.

Great. A boy and a girl? Yes, boy and a girl. And do you have one pet cat? I have one pet cat called Ziggy. Are you blonde? And I'm blonde. And caller number four, what's your name?

Sam. Hey! Hey, look. It's all in the name Sam. I think the others left us astray with their names. You wouldn't read about it. Clint somehow goes away and we have a twofer on Bree Psychic Radio. Sam, I appreciate you.

I love you. Thank you for calling through. You're psychic. She is. Thank you. I'll tune in to you later and say goodnight, Sam, okay? See you. See you.

I bet the Sams have never been happier to be a Sam or have two kids, boy and a girl. I'm so sweaty. I can't believe that just happened. There it is, Bree Psychic Radio. Should we retire it? We're not going to better that. But imagine if you got a trificta. Way to swing for the fences, George.

I've got to have a glass half full. You couldn't be impressed, could you, that we got too exact, but you had to go for more. There it is. Will it be back? I don't know. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.

So over the last couple of days, everyone has been freaking out about Taylor Swift's new album, Midnight. Yeah, well, it's big news because, I mean, how long since her last album, was it the Reputation tour? Yeah, Reputation was the last one that was basically about her as opposed to being, like, about something else or a remake of an old album.

Yes, yeah. So this is the first, like... New original stuff. Yeah. And the biggest song that's come out of that so far, which is top of the charts, is this one. It's all over TikTok. Anti-hero is a huge song.

Came with a music video that got criticism straight away. And in a way that I was like, you know what? Good that people are going, I don't think I agree with that. Wait, so what was getting criticised in the video? So essentially what I take from the song is that she's not happy in herself. A little bit. Yeah, the song is kind of like hating on herself a bit, saying I'm the problem, I'm the issue

kind of thing. Yeah. And there's this one part where she stands on scales and rather than having like a KG or whatever, it says fat. And people are like, no, not here for that. Yeah, right. So she's taken that on board and she's actually, as of today, got rid of it. Really?

Which is surprising because I thought she wouldn't ever, I thought that she was the kind of person that wouldn't have put that stuff in her music videos anyway. Yeah, because like, I mean, I get the message she's trying to send, which is she's obviously, you know, struggled with body issues and self-confidence in

that kind of thing. And so that's something she thinks about herself. But I feel like people would probably be trying to say to her, look, you're beautiful and you're clearly not overweight. And if you're putting that in your video, it's sending a bad message to people. Yeah. And also who look at you and obviously think that you're not overweight.

And then if you think, you know, that you're obviously like that, then it's going to make them feel even worse. And there's other ways to do it, that scene, you know, where she could have just looked at the scale and gone... The message is sent. Yeah. I don't need... Look at the scale and she looks like, you know... Like she's upset about what the outcome is

without actually saying what she feels about that. Exactly. Totally. Yeah. Sends the same message. I'm glad she's got rid of it. And that's a good song. In fact, I haven't listened to the album

back start to finish yet. Haven't you? But I might have to. I know. Oh, you need to jump on board. It's a fantastic album. Especially all these Swifties around the office. You stay with Blunt.

They turned me off and put Flippin' T. Swift on. Georgia was not impressed. She sees you out there in the T. Swift on. Georgia was not impressed. She sees you out there in the office. She knows. I know. I'm all lonely up in there. But that is the latest. Bree and Clint.

This might be a trigger warning for some people, George, because a study has revealed that a whopping 94% of people who took this study are splurging on themselves with impulse purchases. Guilty. You're guilty of this? You'd be lying if the 6% that said they don't are lying. Yeah, they say that this is something that has become a bigger problem of late because of social media, where people might be scrolling through on TikTok or Instagram

and you get fed an ad and you just kind of go, that looks all right, I might buy that. And it's usually with cheaper stuff, right? I'll have that. I'll take one of those. I'll have that. People are saying, the study has said that we're spending billions and billions annually on impulse purchases.

That's ridiculous, eh? And a lot of them, people say that they regretted buying because it was an impulse purchase. What have you got at the moment that you've regretted buying? Oh, I bought a neck massager. Did it actually work though? It still hasn't come. I think it was from some dodgy company. Still haven't got it. It was from some

random ad that popped up on my Instagram. Like Wish? And I was like, yeah. Probably Wish. Did you not get one of those little booty short ones as well that's just basically the jeans that have cut out the actual leg part. They're just like a G-string jean. Oh yeah, I've got those too. Yeah, got those. Have they arrived yet? I'd love to see them

on. You know what else I impulse purchased the other day was some skims. Oh! Have they arrived? Not yet. Oh, let me know because I'm actually low-key going to get sucked into this. Here I am. This isn't even an ad. I was going to say, George, you are literally the person I'm talking about

when we're talking about impulse purchases. We've got, we're all millennials, so we're in one category, but producer Ella is a Gen Z. What do we think? It's millennials versus Gen Z. Which one is more likely, which age group more likely to do an impulse purchase? Millennials would have more money, right?

But Gen Zs are Gen Zs. Probably is Gen Z. Only a Gen Z can say that. I can't say that. We can't say that, but you can. The study revealed that Gen Z, 68% likely to have an impulse purchase, whereas Millennials, 56%. Oh, okay.

We're still high. We're a little bit more grown up. Look out. You bought a little bit more grown up. Look out. You bought a neck massage pillow. I bought nunchucks on an impulse purchase once. For a Halloween costume? Nah, just to have. For fun.

They were training nunchucks, actually. Why? I thought they looked like fun. Have you done any training with these nunchucks? I did some training and I got them confiscated because I put a hole in the wall. So you were inside with the nunchucks? I did some training and I got them confiscated because I put a hole in the wall. So you were inside with the nuns. Are they nunchucks or numchucks? That's a good question.

I should know since I bought them, but I don't. Impulse Purchases, producers, have you guys done any? Bought some guinea pigs the other week. That is a massive impulse purchase of a living thing. And I was influenced. I got some hair shampoo. It was $100. No.

$100 shampoo. Sorry. Get off the grass, babe. Your hair looks nice, though. It's vitamins. $100. It's got vitamins in it. Producer Claude, what about you?

I feel like my dog might have been an impulse purchase. It was a lockdown dog. No, it was after lockdown, but it was just a local lady who had puppies. And we were like, we'll just go meet a puppy. And then obviously left with a puppy. Okay, you guys are next level because you're impulse purchasing live things. I did that once and the bunny I had lasted two and a half months. Oh, I've already beat that, so I'm good.

It might have overheated in the sun. Georgia! You cucked your rabbit! If you know anything about a bunny that hasn't asked long. I'm going to distance myself from that comment from Georgia. I want to ask people this afternoon, on 0800DIALZM, have you made an impulse purchase in the last year that you regret? And you're kind of like, why did I buy that?

We'll take your calls on 0800DIALS at Em. And if you can bet me up on the bunny search, I'd love to. Georgia. Just to say that bunnies don't last long. I gave you a way out. Let's go to the phones. Adrian, g'day, mate. G'day, how are we?

Good, thank you, Adrian. Is this you? Have you made an impulse purchase recently that you regretted? Probably about three months ago. What was it, Adrian? I spent $13,500 on a horse and I don't even like horses. Wait, why did you buy it then? Because I look cool.

Okay, that's a real impulse purchase on a horse. That is an expensive one, Adrian. Do you ride horses? Do you know how to ride? I've ridden a horse twice in my life, and I rode it for about 30 seconds, and then I'm like, you know what, I don't like it, and then sold it.

Adrian, like, I know this is quite a rude question to ask, but do you have a bit of cash to splash around, Adrian? People could say that. So, yes. Yeah, we're picking up what you're putting down. And so have you sold the horse? Yeah, I got $14 for it. Oh, you made bloody money on it.

Jeez, Adrian, that is a big impulse purchase. Thanks for calling through. I want to know what it looked like. How cool was this a big impulse purchase. Thanks for calling through. I want to know what it looked like. How cool was this horse, you know? Yeah, I know. Someone on the text machine said, I bought a treadmill impulse purchase this year because I'm getting married in December.

Congratulations. I thought I'd use it every day, but nope. Never used it the whole year. It's still sitting as it is. So at least it's made up, though. That would have taken a bit of effort. Oh, I think. Oh, it's still in the box.

Yeah, maybe. If it's still in the box. Hey, sell it straight off like you never had it, you know? Yeah, exactly. Someone else said impulse purchase every lotto ticket I've ever bought. Oh, yeah. I do that when there's a Powerball. You only do it when there's Powerball.

Yeah. But then I feel like it's less likely to win because everyone's doing that. That is quite a common thing to go and get one simply for that. But then I'm an impulse scratchy buyer. Really? Because I know that I'm not going to win Lotto. Well, I know, obviously. But you're definitely going to win on a scratchy, are you?

At least if I just win another scratchy, I'm happy. Oh, God. Let's talk to Joshua. G scratchy, are you? At least if I just win another scratchy, I'm happy. Oh, God. Let's talk to Joshua. G'day, Josh. How's it going? Hey. Good, thanks. Have you done this, Josh, where you impulse purchase something?

Yeah, yeah. About six months ago, I was sitting at home in a PS5 and a TV combo popped up on Facebook, so I brought it, spent like two grand. You're kidding. And how much do you use it? I don't use it as much as I thought I would. I just use it for Netflix and YouTube. Which you could do on a standard, you know, your average TV, laptop even.

Question though, was the PS5 like on your mind prior to that, oh, I'm going to go and do it now? Yeah, a little bit. Like all my mates upgraded to the next gen PS5 and all of that kind of jizz jazz. So I thought when I seen it pop up. Josh, did you just say jizz jazz? Yeah.

That's a new one, I might think that. I love that, Josh. Where'd that one come from? Who do you learn that off? I use it all the time. Josh, have you got jizz on the mind? You've made my day with that, Josh. Just jizz.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Josh. Oh, you poor bugger. Hey, if you want to get rid of the PS5, I'm in the market. Let me know how much you want for it. Oh, see, I'm falling into the trap. Falling into the impulse purchase trap. Is it up for offer? What's that?

Is it up for offer? Maybe. I don't know. I'm still deciding whether I still want it or if I should get rid of it or not. Oh, see, this is the issue with impulse purchases. You think you still need it even though you're not using it. And he actually hasn't finished the latest season he's watching on Netflix, so he needs to keep it for a wee while longer.

Exactly, exactly. Thanks for calling through, Josh. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented,

eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Georgia, who was filling in for Clint, he'll be back next week,

has said that this is her favourite segment on our show and I feel the pressure. I'm so sorry. I have put it on you, haven't I? No. Especially because I know how talented you are with it. It's my only talent. This is where you go head-to-head with me

trying to guess movie plot lines before I do. And Steve, you'll be the one taking me on this afternoon. G'day. Hello, how's it going? Good, thank you. Have you heard the game before, Steve? I have. I have a few times now, yeah. And do you normally play along?

I do. And it's very hit and miss. Some days I think I might be able to beat you and some days I'd be getting pinched by you, so we'll see what happens today. I feel like I've been pretty hit and miss lately, Steve, so it could go either way this week. Alright, let's see what we can do. Alright, so the rules are, Georgia will start to read out plot lines of a movie. When you think you know the name of that movie, Steve, buzz in with your name. If you get it wrong, the other

person gets a free guess and if they get it wrong, we continue with the movie. First to get two correct movie plot lines wins. Alright. Alright, Georgia. Is there any themes? Today's theme is movies based on real life events. So they're true stories? They're based on true stories. Based on a true story. One of my favourite categories.

Oh no, Steve, how do you reckon you're going to go with that? Oh, I'm not feeling confident, to be honest. Not your favourite genre? No, not necessarily, no. Well, you could surprise yourself. Be confident here, Steve. You never know. Yeah, all right.

Well, this is the first one. Good luck to both of you. Liz thought she had everything she wanted in life, a home, a husband, and a successful career. Now newly divorced and facing a turning point. Bree! That's with Julia Roberts' Eat, Pray, Love. I literally watched it like a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah. What the heck? Do you know I did not know that that was based on real life events? Yeah, see, I swayed to guess that movie, but then I thought it sounds exactly like it, so you've just got to have a go at it. You've got to do it. All right, Steve, to stay in the game,

you've got to get this one right, all right, mate? Okay. In 1991, a talented figure skater... Bree! Hi, Tonya. That one was a... Yeah, that was a goodie. Sorry, Steve.

I said my favourite category and I meant it, mate. But, hey, we're going to look out with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Excellent. All right. Can we do one more? One more, one more, one more. Yeah, let's do one. Yeah, yeah. Steve's wanting to at least get one

I like that George, we'll do one more for fun Frustrated with a soul-killing job New Yorker Julie Powell embarks on a daring project She vows to prepare Julie and Julia What about Julia Childs? I watched it a few weeks ago

Holy heck, Steve. Hey, my words of advice to you, mate, just scratch up on, is it scratch up on you? No. What's the word? Based on a true story film, Steve. Learn up on your based on a true story. Yeah, I might have to put on Netflix tonight

and brush up on a few. Give them a go. You enjoy those KFC chicken dollars. We appreciate you calling through, Steve. Cheers. Thanks, mate. Had a good week. I needed it after last week. It was an absolute schmozzle. Schmozzle? Jizz jazz?

Georgia, people haven't heard the jizz jazz chat from before, so now they're thinking you're just saying jizz jazz. Look, I've decided to I've adopted that saying. Jizz jazz. Bree and Clint. I can't wait to get to these because I've hurt my finger recently.

I went to see the hand doctor and I noticed that her name was Dr. Toman. And I was kind of like, oh, I should have been a podiatrist. So close. So close. But at least she specializes in some sort of phalange. So it's she's on to something.

You just like the word phalange. I do. It is a funny word. I've chucked it out there a few times now. Yeah, I like using phalange and weenus in the same sentence. Yeah. How's your phalange attached to your weenus? Is it doing okay?

Yeah, it's not too bad. It's okay. I've hit my weenus a few times. You know when you hit it on the tip and it just, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then your phalanges fling up. Yeah, yeah. Your phalanges are flinging about.

Anyway, we're getting off track. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, when did you meet someone where their name matched their profession? Let's talk to Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Hi. Who was the person? First, what was their job? Their job was a doctor. Okay.

And what was their name? My nana knew this family and so obviously it was a doctor and his last name was Death. Like D-E-A-T-H. No. Dr. Death. I'd be asking for a new doctor. Yeah, and so they had to change their whole family name to Dr. Darth, like D-A-R-T-H, so people wouldn't freak out. The whole family changed their name? Yeah, the whole family. Really?

And they only changed it to Darth, still pretty close to death? I know. Are they also Star Wars fans? I don't know. Possibly. I just think death. Oh, George. It's such a, like, you've got death.

You could have gone, like, death, you know? Yes. Or just change it altogether. True. You know, you go into trouble. Hey, thanks for calling through, Sarah. Someone on the text said that my dentist is called Dr. Oral. No, it's, no, they're not. But if it is called Dr. Oral. No, they're not.

But if it is, where's this dentist and how do we get him? Your dentist, you're telling me, is Dr. Oral. That's fantastic. Also, they'd better be good at fixing oral work. God, I'm glad you finished that sentence. I think we should move on. Let's talk to Bex. G'day, Bex. G'day. fixing oral work. God, I'm glad you finished that sentence. I think we should move on. Let's talk to Bex.

G'day, Bex. G'day. G'day, mate. Hey, Bex, what was the person, what was their job first? So he was my parents' plumber. Okay, great. And his name matched his profession. Was his name Mr. Crack?

No, it was Richard Leak. Richard Leak! Stop it, really? It was, which is obviously funny for multiple reasons. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a great name for multiple reasons, and because he's a plumber, it makes it even better. That's fantastic. Also, was he the kind of plumber that there was a little bit of a crack always showing?

You know what? I didn't even see him. I just saw the business card and went, this has to be a joke. And also, you'd hope that it was born into him that he was good at what he does, you know? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Thanks for calling through, Bex. It's going to be hard to top that one.

Let's talk to Cody. G'day, Cody. Kia ora, how you doing? Good, thanks. First, what was the profession of the person? He was a GP. Okay, so another doctor. And what was his name?

His name was Dr. Assman. How do we spell that? A-S-S-M-A-N. Cody. No, but I was thinking it might have been spelt differently, but it was really spelt like that. He's an ass man. Is that a song?

Are you being serious, Cody? Yeah, 100%. Dr. Assman. Do you know what his first name was? I don't remember his first name. His daughter's first name was Sade. So she was Sade Assman. Yeah, he was a doctor.

I just remember Dr. Arseman. I don't mean to laugh, but I mean, that's fantastic. So good. Was he one of the doctors you went to? Did you go to him for years? Like, was he your childhood doctor? No, actually, one of my friends was dating Sade and I heard that her dad was a doctor

and I just could not get that out of my head. I would go to that doctor just as a conversation starter with people, being like, you should go see my doctor, Dr. Arsman. He's fantastic with prostate exams. Brian's absolutely lost it. I love it, Cody. Thanks for calling through. I am a child.

I know that. Let's take one more. Anonymous has called through. Hello am a child. I know that. Let's take one more. Anonymous has called through. Hello, Anonymous. Hiya. Tell us. Very well, thank you. What's the profession of the person?

To this profession, he was a specialist of sorts for downstairs regions. Okay. So he was a specialist for the downstairs region, bits and pieces. And what was his name? His name was Dr Cox. Okay, anonymous. I'm done. I'm done. You've got to do you think when they go into these jobs, they have a chuckle? Like, do you think they've got away? They must have. I mean, it must have been made for him.

That, yeah, I'm signing off. I'm not going to say anything because I'm going to get in trouble, but Anonymous, thank you for calling through. Yeah, there's been a few times I had to bite my tongue during this. A lot of doctors, hey. A lot of doctors were very funny. Dr. Death, though, that's topped it for me. Dr. Death.

Did you not hear the caller that had a doctor called Dr. Asman? I mean, that's at the top of my list. I loved it. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Shop how you want, in-store or online, with payment options to suit all. That's right, all thanks to JB Hi-Fi. The winners of Birthday Banger get a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher to spend, so it's a lot at stake, George. That's a blooming good prize, especially for Christmas. I know, perfect. So this is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th, and then we're going to play one of these songs in full. So let's kick it off with, is it Renna? Hi.

Hello. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, real good, guys. How are you guys? Yeah, good, thanks. Have you had a good week so far? Yeah, it's been pretty good. Busy, but really good. Oh, good. Let's see if we can top it off then. What's your birthday, mate? 29th of April, 1984.

Right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on the 29th of April, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, hold up. Smooth, George. This is a banger, though. The Vengaboys.

It was an absolute banger. You remember that one, Renna? Yeah, my mum actually took me to the concert when they came out here, and it was like the first concert I'd ever been to, and it was amazing. They're great in concert, aren't they? They're very cool, very cool. That's a good one from the Vengaboys. Stay there. Let's talk to JV. G'day, JV.

Hello. Hi. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, good. Good. Just on the drive home. Oh, good. Well, let's see if we can get you home quicker. What's your birthday, JV? Second to the first, 86. Alright, JV. You're a Capricorn and you were 16 in 2002. And on your birthday, the 2nd of Jan, this would have been number one. Wait a second. Is it Soft Rock Thursday?

No, not really. I like the Shalalaba. Oh, you're not even voting for Nickelback. I'm not keen on a bit of Nickelback. Yeah, no, my husband is, so he'll be stoked that it's on. Obviously, the birthday banger chooses you, JV. Stick around, you still might win. You know how people say they're not Nickelback fans,

but they really are. No, I'm out in the open about it. Same. I'm not going to hide that fact about me. I'm a loud and proud Nickelback fan. I feel like there should be more of us, you know? Oh, there is. Don't worry.

There's a big group of us. Let's do one more for Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. Are you a big fan of Nickelback, Amy? Yeah, nah, not really. Oh, Amy. Are you one of those ones hiding it?

Am I what? Are you hiding it from us? Probably a little bit. Yes, Amy, the truth comes out. Well, let's see if you get some nickel back. I'm feeling like you won't, but let's find out. What's your birthday? The 21st of December, 1981.

Amy, you poor thing. Born on Christmas Day. No, I love it. You love it? You do? I do, because I get to spend it with everybody every year. Do you get joint presents though? No, I don't. I've always

been given two lots of presents. See, good family award. That's good from them. Do you split it so like birthdays in the morning and Christmas at night or the other way around? No, I just kind of celebrate it all day long. You know, wine in the hand first thing in the morning. I've always been mixed too.

Good attitude, Amy. Well, let's do your birthday banger. You were 16 in the year 1997. And on Christmas Day in 97, this was number one. Are you happy with that one, Amy? Yeah, it's all right. I like it. The Backst all right. I like it. The Backstreet Boys.

I like how people are honest, though, about whether they like their birthday banger or not. And Amy's like, it's okay. I mean, I sing it. I sing it when it comes on. Yeah, fair enough, Amy. All right, we need to deliberate. We need to make a vote.

Oh, what are you swaying towards? I am a bit torn. I tell you what I'm not, and it's controversial because everyone's for it. Vinger Boys. Same. I'm swaying away from it. Okay. So then we know that Amy's a secret Nickelback lover.

She's just, JV wasn't so keen though. I really don't know, George. You're the guest. What would you like? But then Backstreet Boys is going to please the masses. They're coming here. Should we? I mean, it is Soft Rock Thursday.

Oh. Are we torn? You're going Nickelback. I'm going Nickelback. I'm going JV and I'm backing in the Nickelback. Okay, I'm going to have to go Backstreet Boys. Good. Because I don't want to be the decider, but I also want the backing of the producers. Okay. We'll be the Nickelback. Okay, I'm going to have to go Backstreet Boys. Good. Because I don't want to be the decider,

but I also want the backing of the producers. Okay. We'll be the decider. Yep, yep, yep. Okay, Claudia. I think we're in agreement. Three, two, one. Nickelback.

Yes! Nickelback is the song. That means, JV, you have picked up the $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Let's go back to JV for a second. That's so cool, though. That's awesome. Well, actually, secretly, I am. I do love this whole bag.

Well, you do now because it's one of the JB Hi-Fi vouchers, so we're going to play it for you. This is your birthday banger this afternoon. Enjoy it for Soft Rock Thursday. See you, JV. Awesome. Thanks. See you, JV. See you. Awesome. Thanks. See you.

Bree and Clint. There it is, your birthday banger for Soft Rock Thursday. Bree and Clint's Soft Rock, if in. That was close enough. That was your birthday banger for your Soft Rock Thursday. All thanks to JB Hi-Fi at the moment. If you've seen it for cheaper, then you can chat to the team at JB Hi-Fi. Let's do a deal, they say.

Bree and Clint. I'm really excited about this, guys guys because there's always the conversation around how often you should be changing your sheets and you know in winter time is it different to summer time yada yada yada right. Well I came across what I'm calling the bed sheet calculator which is where it asks you a bunch of questions about your lifestyle and pretty much calculates based on you specifically how often you should be changing your sheets. So I'm guessing how often we shower, all that kind of jazz, right? Yeah, exactly.

So ahead of time, I have taken the test and I've got you to take the test, but you don't know your result and I don't know my result. But I have got them here ready. So some of the questions the bed sheet calculator asks you is stuff like, do you have a cat or dog sleep in your bed? How often? Is it regularly? How many times are you indoor gardening in your bed a week? You know, stuff like really specific stuff. Do you eat in your bed? How many times are you indoor gardening in your bed a week?

You know, stuff like really specific stuff. Do you eat in your bed how many times a week? I get sweaty. Yeah. How sweaty do you get in your sleep? On average, how long do you spend sleeping in your bed? Like all these intricate questions. So I think we should do you first.

So you have answered all the questions. I've got a vibe that it's going to tell me to change my sheets once a month. You reckon? Because we get told once a week, right? Because you don't have any pets. No, and I don't. I shower every day and I wash my hair every day. So you're quite cleanly. But I don't shower before bed.

Not that that was a question. Oh, George, you're not one of them, are you? What do you mean? You don't shower before bed. Oh, I hate it. You're only a morning shower. Yeah. Yeah, see, I can't trust people like you.

Oh, that'll be, yeah. Freaks me out. That's fair. Freaks me out. In summertime. You don't want my grubby feet in your bed then, is that what you're saying? That's the thing. Why are you putting your feet, You've walked around all day.

You've got sweaty feet and then you put them in bed. Yeah, you love that little bit of feet juice. Oh, I remember I had this fight with my friend one time. She came home because we went out for a night out and she's like, can I stay at your place? I have to go so far. And I was like, fine. And we went to get into bed and I was like,

are you going to wash your feet? Because she didn't go have a shower. And she goes, no, they're not dirty. I'll just get into bed and I was like, are you going to wash your feet? Because she didn't go have a shower. And she goes, no, they're not dirty. I'll just get in bed. I go, will you wash your feet before you get into my bed? So if I had a few too many and I was staying at yours, would you wash my feet for me if I had to? Yeah, I would.

You would? Absolutely. I just could make me kick my feet out the side. Those grubby little trotters in my bed. Get them away. Anyway, I've put all your details into the bed sheet calculator and you've got a result. It says you're a very light use in terms of your bed etiquette.

So you need to wash your sheets every three weeks. Every three weeks. See, that to me doesn't sound like a lot. That's pretty good, every three weeks. I'm happy with that. I'm taking this and I'm probably going to run with it. Yeah, me on the other hand, I put all of my details into the bed sheet calculator

and it says medium use. You better be washing your sheets at least every two weeks. They chucked in it better be, so you better be, Bree. Yeah, which I mean, you know, what does this calculator thing know anyway? You could just scratch, you probably put about the dogs, scratch out the dogs, pretend like they never come in the bed and they'll be here at light use. But I can't lie to the calculator.

Oh, they don't know who you are. Yeah, well, I mean, that's true. And to be honest, I mean, they're not my mum. You're not my mum. Yeah, you're to the calculator. Oh, they don't know who you are. I mean, that's true. And to be honest, they're not my mum. You're not my mum. Yeah, you're not the boss of me, man. You're not the boss of me, man. And you're not so tough. Exactly. If you want to do your own bed sheet calculation, you can head to Secret, this is

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