ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th October 2023

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Matty McLean filling in for Clint.  Do you call mum and dad? One Second Song Challange Bree has a shocker in the store Friday-oke See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we are, we're dropping like flies. Producer Claudia's out and Gary Poynton, soundkeeper Gary, he's in. This is what we do as like a team, you know, like the All Blacks this weekend. You come off the bench, you get your good players off the bench and you put them on the field and you hope for the best. You get the call up and Gary's in this afternoon. Thanks for joining us, Gary. We hope Claudia's feeling better.

Clint's still under the weather at home, but God, it means we're just going to do whatever we want today. Claudia seems chill about it. Clint is milking it for all it's worth. Oh, I'm sick. Oh, I feel terrible. So sick. No, no, no.

No, we're feeling for them. Yeah, no, we are. Our thoughts and prayers are with them. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. We've got a big show for you guys today. We will be doing Friday Okie. And because of the release of Britney Spears' memoir this week, we're doing a Britney song.

I did it again. I made it go high. Right in Maddie McLean's wheelhouse. There you go. There's a little teaser of what's to come. A little tidbit for you. I went for it. My relationship with Friday Oki as a fill-in on the show

has been a rollercoaster of a ride, I would say. That's a good one to do. Bewitched rollercoaster. I love that. Yeah, why not? Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM. It's Tradie versus Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Here we are for a Friday. Last game of tradie versus lady for the week and a score update for us. Matty, where are we at? We are at 98 to the ladies, 90 to the tradies.

The tradies making a bit of a comeback at the end of this week. Can they pick up another win today? Well, let's talk to our tradie first. He's from Christchurch. He's 37 and he has an extensive Lego collection. Welcome to the show, Cameron. G'day, Cam. How we doing?

How extensive are we talking? Probably unhealthy obsession. What's your biggest model of Lego? How many pieces? The scale model of the Titanic. Wow. How many pieces is that? I think it's just over 9,000.

Wow. It really holds its value as well, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Yeah. Does it come with Leonardo DiCaprio? Nah, sold separately. Oh, gutted. There was room on the door.

There was bloody room on that door, Rose. Selfish. Let's talk to the lady who you'll be taking on this afternoon, Cameron. She's from Colwick Bay. She's 38 and she has five dogs. Welcome to the show, Penny. Hi, Penny. You there, Penn?

Penny. Just having a few technical difficulties. With our lady. Maybe one of the dogs got her phone. Producers, do you want to swing Penny back to the producers? We'll see if we can get in touch with Penny. Five dog. Cameron, I mean, if she doesn't come back, we might have to give you the win.

We'll give her a try for you, Cam, though. Because you want a fair fight, right? Yeah, you want to know that you've earned it. It's like Lego. You don't want it to come all assembled, do you, Cam? Well, it's Friday afternoon. Easier than this. I do like his thinking. We've got Penny back. I think we might have Penny.

Penny, are you there? Kia ora. Yay. There you are, Penny. All right, well, let's rip straight into this game. Cameron, your buzzer is tradie. Penny, your buzzer is lady. Buzz in when you think you know the answer.

First to three points takes home the $50 cash. All right, question number one. A Kiwi company has made an appearance in the latest episode Buzz in when you think you know the answer. First to three points takes home the $50 cash. All right, question number one. A Kiwi company has made an appearance in the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Name one of the Kardashian sisters. Lady. Yes, Penny. Justin first.

Of course, Kim. Kim. The one that started it all. Question number two. The country's best vegan pie has been awarded. Yes or no, if you're a vegan, can you eat honey? Penny, honey. Oh, you always get one free one, but I'll give it to you, Penny.

No, you can't. That's correct. Nice work, because it is an animal by-product. Two to the ladies. You're right there, though. You do need this to win otherwise Penny's taking home the win today.

Question number three. The big game is happening this Sunday. The ABs taking on the Springboks. Yes, Penny. We're going to win now. I haven't quite finished

the question, Penny. She buzzed in too early which means Cameron he will finish the question and you get a free go. Who did the All Blacks beat in last weekend's semi-final? Argentina. Nice work.

He's on the board. He's in the game. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. I do love your enthusiasm though, Penny. Me too. Me too. We're going to win. Question number four. Kate Middleton's brother James has just had a new baby. What's their sister's name that got a lot of attention during their wedding? It's Trady.

Yes, Cameron. Pepper? It's Pepper. Pepper in that dress. Nice work, yeah. Remember? God, the whole world was going nuts for her. And her badonkadonk.

And her badonkadonk. That in proclaim. Calling it a badonkadonk. And her badonkadonk. That in proclaim. Pulling in a badonkadonk. So this is the tiebreaker. This is a good game for a Friday, guys. Be quick on those buzzers. This is for the win. Question number five. A man in Poland has been arrested this week after stealing from a clothing store

after he pretended to be something. What was he pretending to be? Lady. Yes, Penny, worth a guess. A lady. No. Not a lady. Cameron, you want a free go?

An animal. Oh, no. That's incorrect. It was a mannequin. Okay, no points there. Okay, let's go to question number six then. The most successful concert movie of all time has just hit cinemas. What is it?

Brady. Yes, Cameron, for the win. Is it Taylor Swift's Ears Tool? He's got it. Oh, what a close game. But in the end, Cameron is triumphant. And what a comeback. Well done, Cameron. What a comeback game, but in the end Cameron is triumphant. And what a comeback. Well done, Cameron.

What a comeback from Cameron. 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC, Cam. Bree and Clint. I need to tell you about this story because it's just so outrageous that I read today about this guy over in the States who called a Tennessee radio station this week to talk about, I'm not sure why exactly he called. There was probably something, you know, like when we ask people to call.

Totally, call them with your stories, right? Exactly. And he's called through and told this outrageous story. So he said to this radio station two years ago, he won the equivalent New Zealand money about $37 million in the lotto. I mean, for New Zealand, that's up there with the most money ever won in lotto. It's life changing. Yeah, it's huge.

That's kids' life, your kids and their grandkids. That's a ton of money. He said that he has kept it a secret from nearly his entire family and friends. For the last two years he's told two people. Okay. Ryan and I always have this conversation.

Would you tell people? Yeah. I'm a big mouth so there's no way I could keep it a secret. Matty would be dying to get on breakfast television going, guys, you can all shove it. I'm a big mouth, so there's no way I could keep it a secret. Maddie would be dying to get on breakfast television going, guys, you can all shove it. I'm leaving. I'd bring it up even if it wasn't relevant to the conversation.

You're like, what are you talking about? Oh, yeah, I won the lotto last week. This guy who goes under the pseudonym John said that the only two people he told, so he's got a family, right? He's got a wife and two kids who are both teenagers. He only told one of his siblings, one of his brothers, because he's got multiple brothers and sisters.

He told one of his brothers and his wife. Wow. They're the only people in the world that know. You'd have to really trust that they weren't going to tell anyone because that's the big thing with secrets, right? You go, I'm only going to tell two people. Yeah. And then they're like, I'm only going to tell two people.

And then all of a sudden the entire town knows. As we say on Celebrity Treasure Island, loose lips sink ships. But his two teenage kids. Didn't know? Still don't know. kids. Didn't know? Still don't know. They still don't know that their dad has won $37 million. Surely they're like, why have you upgraded from like a Sbarro to a Maserati?

Like what's going on? Be like, oh, it's a company perk. They're giving out Maseratis now. Why are we flying like first class everywhere these days? Would your partner, would he not tell people? He says he would want to keep it secret from almost everyone. Really? Yeah, like immediate family and that's it. So, wait, he could be sitting on millions of dollars right now.

I wouldn't know. And you don't know. Yeah, because he wouldn't tell me because I'd... Loose lips sink ships. Brian Clint. This story about this dad who's called a Tennessee radio station this week to confess that he won the lotto two years ago. He picked up $37 million, and the only two people he's told,

one of his brothers and his wife. His two teenage kids don't know. His mum and dad doesn't know. No one else knows. He's hid it from everyone. And you know his reason, he said? He said, the reason why I've tried to keep it a secret, there's two reasons.

One, I feel like, you know, everyone kind of asks you for something or feels like they can. And the second, the reason why I haven't told my kids is that I don't want them to become waiters. And by waiters, he means they wait until their parents die so they can get all the money and they don't really do anything with their life. Those are both really legit reasons.

It would be so terrifying that people all of a sudden, if you won big like that, would want something from you all the time. Exactly. And you wouldn't know if people were hanging out with you because they genuinely wanted to hang out with you or because they wanted something from you. Plus, you would always be expected to pick up the tab. You go out for drinks, you're buying. Come on, you won 37 mil.

You're buying. You won 37 mil drinks, you're buying. Come on, you want 37 mil? You're buying. You want 37 mil. Have you ever hid money from anyone? Accidentally. So when we switched banks, Ryan and I, my husband and I, have like joint bank accounts, but we got set up with a few extra accounts

and one of them I thought was our – Oh, just accidentally, did you? One of them I thought was like a joint savings account. So I was putting money in there, and then all of a sudden I realised Ryan never had access to it. Amazing. It was just mine. And so you never told him?

Well, he knows now, but he doesn't see the he doesn't see what goes in there. Oh, so he still doesn't have access to it. Well, careful, Ryan. You never know what Maddie McLean is doing. Someone sticks in and said mum had pocket money from dad. She would always run everything up and save the spare money. She bought them tickets to go

back to Brazil with the money that she'd saved and then a bit of spending money as well. That is such a mum thing to do. It's so cute. The amount of times that we would go out shopping with my mum and say, I'd really want this pair of shoes. And I'd be like, please, can you buy me these shoes? And she'd buy me the shoes.

She'd be like, okay, if dad asks, they cost this much. And it was just a constant understanding that we would always round it way down to tell Dad. I want to talk to Anonymous on the phones because this story is outrageous, Anonymous. You've hidden money from your friends and family. I have. I was actually Secret Sound Season 4's winner and I won $50,000. You've got to be kidding. So Anonymous, you won Secret Sound Season 4.

So was Soundkeeper Gary the one that you won the 50k off? He was, yes. Wow. He's in the building. Hey, nice to hear from you again, Anonymous. What was your sound? What was the thing? It was the chopsticks breaking apart.

That was a hard one i remember this was really crazy i remember this because we had multiple callers that day and the person who called up she uh the person said it was opening a chopstick and i said no and then this person anonymous here said it's rolling chopsticks which that's what it was the difference between fifty thousand dollars that's right eh what it was. And that was the difference between $50,000. That's right, eh? Yeah. It was crazy because when I heard the first person, I was like, oh my gosh, has she got it right? And then when Gary said no, I was like,

okay, my bad. It's me. But here's the big question, because you won it in a very public way. So many people listen to Secret Sound. So how have you managed to keep it secret from people? Well, I guess the family members that I haven't told, they don't clearly listen to ZN.

Rude. Bloody edge listeners, aren't they? Bloody edge listeners. Yeah, they're not loyal. So they, to this day, they still don't know. Yeah, well, they don't deserve to know they're anonymous. You've done the right thing. Exactly.

Do you still have any of the money or is it all gone now? Yeah, no, it's all gone. Is it? I had fun. Me and my son had fun. And, you know, we spent a lot on living. So, yeah, no, it's gone. Good on you, Anonymous.

And now no one can ask you for anything because you've got none left. Exactly. Exactly. Hey, thanks for calling through. Good to talk to you again. That was so interesting. Someone won the lotto in 2018, bought a new house, paid it off and bought an investment property,

still went to work and no one knew except his wife, the bank and his property mentor. The property, calling up the property mentor? I know. Hey, so you know. That's when you know you're rich, right? You know how you've been mentoring me. Well, guess what?

How the tables have turned. You can come and look at my investment portfolio. What's the deal with this thing, this question you wanted to put to the audience and to us in here? Okay, I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Okay. Because I came to the realisation over the weekend that I am always the one that calls my parents.

They never call me. Really? If I didn't call them, we wouldn't talk. I swear we wouldn't talk on the phone. Do they know how to use a phone? Maybe that's it. Do they know how to actually get into the iPhone? And so I messaged my siblings and I said to them,

is this the same for you? Are you always the instigator of the phone call with mum and dad? You're trying to check if they're the favourite. I was so worried that they were going to be like, yeah, they call me all the time. But no, it's the same for them. And so I wondered, is this a normal thing? Do you get to an age where you're the one that always has to call your parents?

Or am I alone in this? Mate, they're busy. They're off living their best lives. They're retired probably. I have a great relationship with my parents. But yeah, I'm always the one that calls. And I know you have a great relationship with yours. Do they call you?

My mum does call me sometimes. My dad, never. So who's the, but who would instigate the phone calls more, you or your mum? I think it's 50-50 with my mum and I. We both go through stages. Sometimes it's more her, sometimes it's more me. My dad never calls me. And when he does call me, I'm like, what's happening here?

What's going down here? What about you, Gaz, Soundkeeper Gary? What's the go? Do you call down here? What about you, Gaz, Soundkeeper Gary? What's the go? Do you call your mum or does she call you? I'll message her once a month. Gary! In a group chat. Gary!

In a family group chat. Very naughty, yeah, you're right. Brutal. Brutal. Well, text us on 9696. Are you in the same situation as Maddie? Do you always have to call your parents

or are they calling you? Do you say I love you to your mum and dad after like on the phone when you say goodbye? Definitely to my mum, less so to my dad. Not because I don't love him. Bye dad, see ya. And he's like, love you.

And you're like, bye. Brutal. Hey, you know sometimes you do something around the house just because you're in your own little private world and you're in the safe space of your own home. You've been picking your nose.

And eating it. Never. Never, never, never, never never but i did this thing the other day and my husband ryan was like what are you doing and i was it to me it didn't even cross my mind that it was a weird thing it was just a normal thing for you to do normal something i do do from time to time okay but he just couldn't believe that I would even fathom the, consider the idea of doing this. Right. I got a jar of peanut butter. Yeah.

Undid the lid, grabbed a teaspoon, grabbed a scoop of peanut butter and ate it straight from the tub. What's the weird thing? He thinks it's really weird to eat peanut butter without like spreading it on toast or something. He thinks peanut butter can't be consumed without a vessel. Yeah. He thinks peanut butter needs a vessel.

Yes. Has he ever tasted peanut butter without a vessel? He loves peanut butter as well. So I thought, what a weird thing that you think this is weird. Yeah, that is strange. I mean, I do it with Nutella. I do it with peanut butter. I'll do it with. I mean, I do it with Nutella. I do it with peanut butter. I'll do it with pretty much anything.

I do it with honey sometimes as well. I'll do it with mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Sometimes if I'm feeling frisky. So can I just get a quick poll? Am I weird or is Ryan weird for thinking that I'm weird? Gary? I don't think you're weird.

No, you're not weird at all. That's totally fine. He's weird. He's the weird one. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's at all. That's totally fine. He's weird. He's the weird one. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's strange if he doesn't do it. Okay, good. Yeah.

Great. Producers, do you want to weigh in on this? Do you think Maddie's weird for eating peanut butter by the teaspoon? No, not really. Ella, can I get a ruling from you? Yay or nay? She said nah. Oh, I can hear you now.

Sorry. I'm stressing. Sorry, I can hear you now. Sorry. I'm stressing. Sorry, we're in disarray here. We've got producers down, announcers down. I was just asking, am I weird for eating peanut butter with a teaspoon straight from the jar? Oh, no, not at all. Great. It's fun.

This is interesting on the text machine, and I'd have to agree with them. They said, it's only weird if it's smooth peanut butter, crunchy or go home. It's crunchy. It's got to be crunchy. Is he confused that it's in the spreads aisle? So it must be spread. I think that's where the confusion comes from.

Oh, I see. A similar thing happened to me when it was one of the first relationships I got into when I was quite young. And it was just something that, and I still do this thing to this day, but this guy that I was dating found it quite strange and was like, what are you doing? So this one time, probably one of the first times him and I had had a shower together. Oh, sexy. It wasn't like that. It was just like a normal shower. And when I shower, I always, and you're going to think, maybe I am weird, I'll always open my mouth,

fill my mouth with water and then kind of like spit it out onto myself because it like heats it. I always do it. I mean, I'm not disgusted or disturbed. It's not spit, it's just water. It is strange, but I guess it's only strange because it's not something I do so you don't

you don't do that Gary do you do that no I don't do that and it's not strange but it is an odd tick yeah I'm not disgusted in any way

but it's a weird thing to do it's like boys when they just do a cricket motion out of nowhere can someone that's weird yeah can someone text through on 9696

does anyone else do that? Where they fill their mouth full of water and like when you're in the shower and then, no, you kind of like just dribble it back onto yourself. So like as heat, you get that more, like more water on yourself at one time. People say I do that, Bree. That's totally fine. Yes, thank you. We are getting quite split texts about the peanut butter though.

Is it 50-50? Some people saying, I'm eating peanut butter right now out of the jar on the commute home. On the commute home? Someone saying, spread it on a spoon any day. It's totally fine. But others saying, you are so weird. The idea is really stressing me out. Nah, I love it.

You know another weird thing I do that I realised when I got into relationships is that when I brush my teeth and I cannot I would not be finished brushing my teeth so I brush all my teeth, I brush my tongue last and I can't stop until I make myself gag.

So I'll be like and then that means I'm finished. You're like, like okay I'm done now And we're just finding out That some of us are weird Some of us aren't Well some of us do things that we think are normal That our partners think are weird

Yeah I've been dipping teaspoons into peanut butter Since forever And just eating it straight from the tub and my partner thinks it's weird. Yeah, your partner Ryan messaged me actually. I just want to read out some of these texts that your partner Ryan has sent me.

He's listening at the moment. He said, the weird thing I found out about Matt is that he thinks that's the only thing I think is weird. And I said, tell us more. And he said, ask him about when he's thinking about a conversation he's going to have. I do have conversations and I voice them in my, so I mouth the words.

What do you mean? Like you prepared what you're going to say. I imagine how conversations might go and I mouth the words. Is it just any conversation or like an important one? Sometimes arguments. Sometimes it's things like, you know, if I'm preparing for interviews on breakfast the next day, I'll.

Oh, yeah. You're running the lines in your head or like what you're going to say. Often it's pretend arguments I might be having. All right. Ryan, don't hear our dirty laundry. I love it. The consensus, because I shared that a partner in my past said I was weird because in the shower I fill my mouth with water constantly and I'll like...

Spit it out. Yeah, like spit it back out. Do you feel vindicated because the ticks are vindicating you? They're coming rolling in. Everyone says, no, I do that. Completely normal. Someone else said, yes, Bree, I do this all the time. Always have.

I do that every shower. Someone said, I fill my mouth with water, then pop my cheeks with my hands and it sprays everywhere. I do that sometimes. My partner hates it because then we have to clean the shower. A lot of texts going through on this. Someone said, my partner turns the shower off to soap up because he thinks he needs his entire body to be bubbled up

before he can turn the shower back on. Says, that's how you know the smell has soaked in. He said, it's the only way to properly get clean. You'd be so cold. Just standing in the shower, you're wet and you're like soapy. I'd hate that. Awful. My husband gets up off the toilet, bends

over, head down, bum up and wipe. What? He does the downward dog? Yeah, almost. To clean his anus? Yeah. That's weird. Like I've heard of, you know, the difference of do you wipe front to back,

but not like standing like that. Strange. Someone said, does rubbing my feet together in bed when going to sleep count? What do you mean? Like you just sit there and just rub them together. Rub your feet together. My partner sees me eating plain cooked white rice with ice cream is weird.

Oh, yeah. That is weird. Quite strange. Someone else just texted her and said, Oh, my God, Brie. I thought I was the only one. I'm aware of how weird it seems and I've never told anyone, but I do the exact same thing when I brush my teeth. Yes!

We've got another gagger. Brilliant. I didn't realise anyone else does it. Yes, come. Come my people. Join me. Here we go. This is a safe space. We can talk about how weird you are. Yes, let's talk to Jason and about how weird your partner is, Jason. What do they do? After she's finished brushing her teeth, she spits into the towel. What?

Yeah, yeah. So spits the kind of lather from the toothpaste? Is that what you're talking about? No, spits most of it out first and then spits a little bit into the towel. Then she wipes her mouth with the towel. Wait, and then does she use that towel to then, like, dry herself? Well, it's a hand towel, so everybody uses it. Oh, no, Jason.

How long did this take you to figure it out? About 10 years. Oh. Bree and Clint Time is waiting You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second Oh, one second

This is our music guessing game Who can guess the songs the fastest? We have members of our team to play with And the winning team will take home the 50 KFC chicken dollars Shall we meet our team members, Bree? Up winning team will take home the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Shall we meet our team members, Bree? Up first, we've got Danielle. Hi, Danielle.

Hi, Danielle. Hi. You'll be on my team this afternoon, Danielle. Let's do it for the gal pals. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. All right. And taking on Bree and Danielle is my team member, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin.

Hi, Caitlin. Hello. You're doing it for the gal pals member. Caitlin. Hi Caitlin. Hi Caitlin. Hello. You're doing it for the gal pals too. Oh for sure. We love it. We've got this Caitlin. Alright producer Claude is also out with COVID which means producer Ella.

Guys I know. We're dropping like flies in here. Producer Ella is stepping in. Yeah. First time hosting the One Second Song Challenge. I think it might be. Producer Ella is stepping in. Yeah. First time hosting the One Second Song Challenge. I think it might be. Mate, you've got this.

You're all over it. Big boots to fill, but I'll do my best. You're all over it. What are the rules? Oh, the rules? Okay, so it's called the One Second Song Challenge. Pretty self-explanatory. We're going to play the start of a song.

The first person to get it, buzz in and say what the song is. You'll get a point. We need the artist and the title of the song. Yes, we do. So Maddie and I will go first and then Danielle and Caitlin you guys will go second, okay? There's a loose theme as well, just to give you guys hints because Britney Spears has released her memoir. We're going

to do celebrities that have released, or artists that released their own memoirs. I see. That's a great theme. I love it. Good job, Ella. Yeah, well done.

Very good theme. Sweet. Okay, the first one, pretty easy, but here we go. You, Brie and Maddie, go first. Okay. Maddie. That was Brie. Brie did good there.

That's Britney Spears. Oops, I did it again. Which we are doing in Friday-oke, so I've heard the start of it. You were fast because I thought I was fast off the mark. I feel like I just got you, but it was just. Okay, one point to us. Danielle, Caitlin, this is for you. Buzz in with your names.

Here we go. Caitlin. Caitlin's in. Caitlin, yes. Oh, gosh. No, yes. Oh, gosh. No, it's lost my mind. Danielle, do you want to have a guess? By the River, I think is something like the song,

and I just can't think of the artist. Let's play a bit more, and both of you are back in the game now. Okay. Oh, Caitlin. Caitlin's in. Love on the Brain by Rihanna. Okay. Oh, Caitlin. Caitlin's in. Love on the Brain by Rihanna. Yeah.

She got it. There we go. Wow, Caitlin. Nice, Caitlin. Can I just say, wow, that was impressive. Yeah, that was well done. All right, so one of all.

Not one of Rihanna's biggest songs. No, true. I wouldn't have got that. Oh, really? What's the first two? What? How many?

One point to your team, one point to our team. But what's the first two? First to three. First to three. Oh, first to three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Ella's like, what's going on?

What? I'm just trying to stay afloat here, Maddie. I'm swimming. Breathe, Maddie. You got the three. Here we go. Come on, guys. Here we go.

Breathe. Oh, breathe. Was it Brie? Yeah, that was Brie. That was Kylie Minogue, Can't Get You Out of My Head. These are all songs Maddie should be owning, but I'm just buzzing in first. I know them. You were just getting there before me.

Mate, I know that you know them, hence why I'm trying to buzz in so quick. Okay, so two, one to Brie. That means, Danielle, if you get this point, we take it out. But, Caitlin, you could stop her. This one's an oldie, but a goodie. You should know this. Danielle.

Danielle for the win. Okay. Queen. Bicycle. Oh! Oh, you were so close. Caitlin, you can come in with the steal. Oh, no. You're going to kick yourself. Yeah. No, I don't know.

You can jump in, Maddie, to help if you want. It's Queen, Fat Bottom Girls. He got it. We're all tied up. This is a game. Okay, Danielle, Caitlin, Maddie, that means we are all in for this round. Anyone can buzz in

for the win. Okay. Another relevant topical one. Here we go. Oh! Don't get that! Don't stop by the Spice Girls! Of course it is! Oh, it's Maddie, Maddie, don't get that. Let's stop by the Spice Girls. I'm calling it a day. Oh, it's Maddie's favourite.

Oh, well played, guys. It was a good game, team. Danielle, Caitlin, such a good game. We're going to find you both KFC chicken dollars, okay? Oh, thank you. Cheers. You're welcome. Great energy from everyone.

Bree and Clint. And Halloween's just around the corner. Is it on Tuesday? Cheers. You're welcome. Great energy from everyone. Bree and Clint. And Halloween's just around the corner. Is it on Tuesday? Yeah. I knew. It's getting bigger and bigger here, eh? It is getting bigger and bigger.

I mean, every year, especially on the street that I live in, there's more and more kids trick-or-treating and more and more kids that are traumatised when they walk up to my household because my dogs just go ballistic. They're all dressed up in scary costumes. My dogs are already normally scared when people come to the house. They just go absolutely berserk. Do you get amongst it?

Do you dress up? I dressed up as a reverse cowgirl once. Just put on all my clothes backwards. Yeah. It was a pretty easy costume. What about you? I do love a dress up. You do love a dress up? Are you dressing up this year? I am.

Oh, you don't want to say. We're still figuring it out but I have suggested something to Ryan, my husband, that maybe we could go as a couple's costume together. Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. That's it. I'm Tay-Tay. Yeah, you'd be Tay-Tay.

He would be Travis Kelsey. Yeah. I read this article, which is quite interesting, and it was talking about how people need to be aware of the rules on the road when you're driving in a costume. Right. It says here, and this is from an Australian website, so I don't know if the same laws apply, but I think they would.

Often similar road rules, right? Very similar road rules. It says here, Australian laws explicitly demand safe driving practices, even on Halloween. Wearing a mask or some sort of costume that obstructs your view whilst driving can result in major fines. I never even thought of that. But it makes sense, right? It does.

How much do you think it says here that you can get fined if you get pulled over and say you're dressed in a costume that's obstructing your view. Well, I reckon it would actually be quite high because it's considerably quite a reckless thing to do. Yeah, especially if you're dressed as something scary. That's dangerous driving. I know. You know, $2,000. You know what I was going to say about that?

A $2,000 fine. Wow. Do you reckon anyone's ever been pulled over whilst wearing a costume? 100%. We wanted to know, have you ever been pulled over dressed up in a costume? Some text coming through. Someone said, I got pulled over dressed as Scooby-Doo and I was in the mystery van.

It was left-hand drive and they thought that I was in the mystery van. It was left-hand drive, and they thought that I was driving in the full Scooby-Doo suit. My mate Shaggy was actually driving the van. Oh, right. Have you seen the mystery van that kicks around in Auckland sometimes? No, it's not. Yeah. What if it's these guys? It looks exactly like it.

Someone else said, when I was driving pulled over by police on Saturday night, both my wife and I were dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. I resisted the temptation to say my name was Jack when the officer asked me for my name. Brilliant. Brilliant. Very good.

Bree and Clint. Absolutely. Hey, this is our favourite part of a Friday show where we get to embarrass ourselves, but hopefully you guys get a bit of a giggle out of it. We spend 15 minutes each with a professional audio engineer singing the same song, the best to our ability. What I've learnt about Friday Okie is you've just got to go for it.

You've got to bout it, right? You've got to just put everything into it. You've got to send it and just see what happens, you know? Throw it at the wall, see what sticks. God, some of those notes were high. This week we are to celebrate the release of Britney Spears' memoir, Doing Oops, I Did It Again. Oh, I know it.

I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby. I mean, it's an iconic song. It's iconic. And a song I have sung along to in the car many a time. You and me both. Who, do you want to go first? Do you want me to go first?

I can go first. Do you want to go first? Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Okay. Matty McLean, he's put his hand up to go first. Here it is. Matty McLean's Oops, I Did It Again for Friday Oki.

I think I did it again. I made you believe we're more than just friends. Oh, baby, it might seem like a crush. But it doesn't mean that I'm serious. Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby, oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby, oops oops You think I'm in love

That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Hey, look out! Some of those notes were so high. I think you killed it. I think you sent it. You encompassed what Britney's about. My favourite part was that instead of saying oops, you said oops.

I did it. Your Kiwi accent. Oops. Oops. I loved it. Are you ready? I don't think I'll ever be ready. But that's how Friday Oki goes.

You need to hear both. So let's take a listen to mine. This is my Britney. I think I did it again I made you believe We're more than just friends Oh baby, it might seem like a crush But it doesn't mean that I'm serious Cause to lose all my senses

That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby, oops, I did it again I played with your heart, Got lost in the game Oh, baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oh, you got a bit rocker at the end there.

I'm not that innocent I think my voice was hurting trying to do Britney. I think I voice was hurting trying to do Britney. One of my favourite texts that's come through is, that was probably the scariest part of my weekend and I'm going to spookers tomorrow. Another one just says, my daughter just said, what the heck is this? Someone else said, both of them were just

as bad as each other. Someone else said they reckon it was my worst one ever. Worst? Mate, I've definitely done worse than that. We did Britney Spears' Oops I Did It Again, and Maddie sounded like this. Oops, I did it again I played with your heart Got lost in the game

And mine sounded like this. Oh, baby, baby Oops, I did it again I played with your heart Got lost in the game There they are. Just beautiful things to behold. I mean, we're quite talented, aren't we?

So talented. We do need to take five votes to decide the winner. And we're going to kick it off first with Tim. Hello, Tim. G'day, Tim. Hi, Matty. How are you? Good.

How are you? You're not too bad? Yeah. I like your karaoke. It sounds good. Oh, are you picking me. How are you? You're not too bad? Yeah. I like your karaoke. It sounds good. Oh, are you picking me as the winner, Tim? Yes, I am. Oh.

His was very good, wasn't it, Tim? He encompassed Britney Spears. That was me. Yeah. I'd have to agree with you. Well, thanks for calling through, Tim. All right. See you later.

One to me. One to Maddie. Let's go to Millie. Hello, Millie. Millie. All right. See you later. One to me. One to Maddie. Let's go to Millie. Hello, Millie. Millie. Millie. How old are you, Millie? I'm nine.

Oh. What did you think, Millie? I quite like Maddie's the best. It was like, I don't know, it was just bitter. You don't have to explain yourself. Brutal honesty. What was that? She said brutal honesty from mum, Sid.

Yeah. I do love the brutal honesty from the nine-year-old. That's what we ask for. She doesn't need to explain it. No, she doesn't. It was better and that's her opinion. Absolutely. And I'd have to agree with her.

I don't know about that. All right, Millie. Thanks for calling through. I have a feeling I know what's going to happen here. Let's go to Ingrid. Hi, Ingrid. Hello. Hi.

Ingrid, what are your thoughts this week? Feedback? Yeah, definitely Maddie, and my kids in the car agree too. You didn't have to say definitely Maddie, and then everyone agrees. She was at a disadvantage, and he smashed it. Oh, thank you. It took me a few goes to hit those high notes

that won't lie, Ingrid. Yeah, no, we loved it. Oh, well, thanks, Ingrid. Have a good weekend, mate. Let's go to... I mean, you've got the win, but people have called through, and we will take the calls.

Karen, hello. Hey, Brian, Maddie. Brian, you know I love you. Karen, hello. Hey, Bree and Maddie. Bree, you know I love you. Karen, this is my friend Karen. Are you going to call up? Maddie's already got the win. Throw me a pity vote, for God's sake. Who are you voting for, Karen?

Well, Bree, I do really love your rock style at the end. I think you should have stuck that out throughout the whole lot. Right. I'll take that feedback on board. But Maddie, my vote goes to you. I can just picture you singing it, having met you as well. I can just picture how hard you tried to get that. I really...

He popped a poo-poo valve. He did. I can imagine. He got a hemorrhoid from it. A vein in my forehead. Yeah. Well, thank you, Karen. I was so worried.

It's the oop. It was. Oops. Oops. Yeah, it did stuff for me as well. Okay, one more vote. You've got four votes. I feel like it's going to be an absolute clean sweep.

Let's talk to Leo. Hi, got four votes. I feel like it's going to be an absolute clean sweep. Let's talk to Leo. Hi, Leo. Hi. I've got to admit, Bray, yours was a lot better than Matt is. Wait, are you voting for me, Leo? Yes, I'm voting for you. I think you know what, Leo? Your vote counts

for five votes. That was a tie! Bray and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. That was a tie. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time. The number one song on your 16th birthday

is for a Friday. What are you hoping for, Maddie? What do you feel in your waters? Well, it's been a short week, but I feel like people are still really pumped for the weekend, so I'm after a good pump-up song.

Like an upbeat. Yeah. An upbeat song. Okay, well, let's see what we get after a good pump-up song. Like an upbeat. Yeah. An upbeat song. Okay, well, let's see what we get. Let's go to Jenny first. Hi, Jenny. Hello. How's your week been, Jenny?

Pretty good, thanks. How's yours? Great, but looking forward to the weekend, I'm sure. Yeah, definitely. Jenny, tell us, what's your birthday? It's 28th of April, 1991. All right, that means you were 16, Jenny, in 2007.

And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. It's chill vibes from Timberland. I like it, Jenny. What do you think? Yeah, I love that. That's good. That was a moment in time. Timberland just took over. That's good. That's good. That was a moment in time. It was, right?

Timberland just took over and he had so many bangers. Hey, good one to start off with, Jenny. Stick there. We need to talk to Emily. Hi, Emily. Hello. What are you up to for the weekend, Em? Not much at this stage.

Nice. Well, let's try and kick your Friday off well, shall we? It already has been well. Oh, brilliant. How come? Why so good? The second time I've got through to Zed in this morning, today, and I've won VIP tickets to Friday Gems. That was you this morning? I heard

that. Yes. Oh, nice work, Emily. Well done. Okay, well, let's top it off. What's your birthday, Em? The 27th of the 12th, 1995. Alright, Emily, you were 16 in 2011, and on your 16th birthday, this would have been on the radio. Oh, it's Rhys Maston. Good night. Were you a masticate, Emily?

It's okay, not the favourite, though. It's the first time she's had a better one. Yeah, Timberland's got the vibes. I always say you don't choose the birthday banger, it chooses you. Yep, that's what we're saying. Hey, Emily, stick around. People still could vote for it, but we need to do the last one. We need to do Jo.

Hi, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hi, guys. How are you, Jo? I'm very well, thank you. Like, out of 10, what would you say you are? Oh, a seven. Seven. A seven.

That's all right. Okay. But it could be better. Well, maybe this will make it better, Jo. It could be better. It'll be, yeah. Okay, well, let's see. What's your birthday, Jo?

25th of February, 1986. All right, Jo, means you were 16 in 2002. And on the 25th of Feb, 2002, this was number one. Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together. I'll be there and do it. Oh, Jo, lucky that your breasts are small and humble. That's how I want everyone to describe it. I want people to describe mine as perky and humble.

So you're not going to fill them with mountains. You like Shakira, Jo? Oh, look, I can't say at 16 years old I was a fan, but I can appreciate the song for what it is. It was a big song. It was a big song. It was huge. Okay, well, stick there.

We do need to vote, Maddie McLean. I don't know where you're going to go today. I think I've decided. I think I've landed. What are you thinking? I'm going Timberland today. Me too. Great.

That was easy. We've agreed, and it means, Jenny, you've taken out Birthday Banger this afternoon for a Friday. Yeah, good choice. Bree and Clint. I. Are you okay? I had a mare.

Are you okay? I had a big mare. Like, and I don't think I'm overselling it. Like, potentially one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened to me. And I've done some dumb shit. When you said to me, this is one of the most embarrassing things ever, I thought, what could this possibly be?

Because I know you. It just got worse and worse. So here's the situation, right? This morning, I've headed into Ponsonby to get my eyebrows done because, you know, a bit of self-care. Love know, a bit of self-care. Love it. A bit of self-care.

And I'm really excited because my brother is getting married at the start of December and I'm slowly starting to realise, I'm like, geez, that's really coming up quick. I don't have an outfit for this wedding. I'm emceeing the wedding. Yeah. And I thought I had a little bit of time whilst I was in Ponsonby so I was like, I'm going to go up to one of the fancy shops, have a look, probably can't afford anything but you

never know if I find something that really fits me well, I mean I'll girl map it and I'll buy it. Totally. So I've headed up to Ponsonby and I'm not going to name the shop but I headed into one of the shops and beautiful stuff, really nice stuff. And out of the corner of my eye, this dress caught my eye and I thought, I was like, oh, that looks like a bit of me. I quite like it. So I went over and I was having a look through the sizes

and I'm usually like a size 12 to 14 and they only had the size below what I normally wear right that was the biggest yeah and I was like you thought you never know right I've been going I've been going to F45 and I was like I've been doing some training and sometimes it's a big size you know totally and I thought why not I'm gonna give a crack. I'll just try it on and we'll see what happens. So I've taken this one dress and I don't even want to tell you the price tag but it wasn't cheap and I've taken it into the dressing room. Anyway, it's all good and I don't know about you, Maddie,

but for some reason I get real anxious in dressing rooms and I sweat. I don't know why but but anyway, straight away, it might be the lights and I've put this dress on and I've had to squeeze it, like down my bloody quarterback, bloody NFL shoulders that I have. But you're like, keep going, keep going. You know, I can get it over these bloody quarterback shoulders and I've squeezed it down my shoulders

and managed to like somehow get the zip up, but it was tight. Like you could see it was so tight on the front. Like my boozies, you could see the areola outline. Like it was that tight. Anyway, I obviously looked at it and went, this is way too tight. Not going to be right. Time to take the dress off. Sure.

Disaster. Did you get stuck in the dress? Oh, no. I've gotten stuck. I've gotten stuck in this dress. I couldn't even get the zip down. I feel like the zip has jammed. And because it's like on the back, I couldn't get the zip down. I feel like the zip has jammed and because it's like on the back,

I couldn't get the zip down. It's like welded shut. It was literally, I was like, I'm going to die in this change room. I'm never coming out. Like, this is it. This is it. I'm going to die here. It got so bad after 15 minutes of struggling to try and get out of this dress.

I literally met her. My lady was like, are you okay in there? She literally was like, is everything all good? Like a few times and I said to her, everything's fine because I took one dress in there. Eventually after like 15, 20 minutes I accepted defeat and I came out of the change room and I said to her, I said, this is really embarrassing but I'm stuck in this dress.

She's looked at me and she was like, oh, my God. Okay, that's fine. She goes, it always happens trying to make me feel, you know, better about it and it probably does happen from time to time. So she's then come in the change room and I'm not joking, I felt like she was putting her foot on my back and she was trying to get this zip off of this dress. 20 minutes, no luck.

20 minutes. No luck. No luck. No. We couldn't get the dress off. We could not get this dress off. The zip was so jammed that we couldn't get it off. She then had to go back.

She goes, look, I've got an idea. I'm going to have to cut you out. And I said, you've got to be shitting me. She said, no, I need to go call my manager. She's like, I can just cut up the seam of the zip so it won't completely ruin the dress. It's fine. It's not a big deal.

It's all good. She went and called her manager. I just sit in this change room as I'm listening to this woman call the manager going, hey, we've got a situation. A woman's got stuck in the dress. Yeah, it's the real expensive one, yeah. And she's still in the change room. Yeah, no, she's still there. Can I cut her out of it? She's come back with these scissors, cut up the zip and managed to get me out of this dress.

What did you do? Did you just make a run for it? I obviously died of embarrassment. Anyway, when I said to you one of the most embarrassing, she was so lovely though, can I just like point out? She was so good and she was like, happens all the time. And I was like, no, it doesn't. And I'm never coming back. I't! And I'm never coming back.

I was like, I'm never coming back. Nothing to do with you. It's all my fault. Oh no. Anyway, the weekend, it can only go up from here. It can only go up from here. Bree and Clint. And it is one of the biggest weekends

of the last four years for New Zealand. Huge, Bree. Massive. Bree, let's pretend like we know everything about this game. It's huge. It's huge. It's massive.

It's legendary. It's mate against mate. Friend against friend. Family member against family member. The Rugby World Cup final. Oh, my God. It is a big deal. It's huge.

The All Blacks, some people wrote them off. Other people believed in them, but they've made it through to the grand final this weekend against the Springboks. Did I sound like I know what I was talking about? Exactly. And some of us are coming late to the party, and we're bandwagon fairweather supporters,

but that's okay. It's fine. It's okay. It doesn't matter because we're all here in the end. We're all supporting the All Blacks for one outcome, and that is another Rugby World Cup win. I do know this. So we are tied with South Africa for the most Rugby World Cup wins.

Really? Three wins apiece over the history of the tournament. So whoever wins this is going to walk away with the most wins in a Rugby World Cup. Is that right, Gary, who's on the buttons today? It is, but also if you were to say who's actually equal, South Africa didn't participate in the first two World Cups. So even though it's a draw, they kind of get a little asterisk. They're kind of ahead.

We're underdogs again. So we need to win basically this weekend. Yeah, boys, lads. I thought we could relive the moment. The last Rugby World Cup that the All Blacks won was in 2011. Let's take a look back and a listen at one of the tries

that was scored in that World Cup final. ...behind Nanu. And the throw is good. Pops it up, Chuck. Tony Wittkamp. There's the first try of the final. Oh, oh. What a move.

There it is. ...Nanu on the button. Two. Was that Kieran Reid? It was. Inside the wall. They split the French line out. That was Kano.

Ian Smith. Absolutely. Kano did them up. Destroyed the French line out. The structure of that line out just absolutely. It opened up like the proverbial Grand Canyon, maybe wider than that. I like it. I like it.

I love it. I reckon you and I, to get us in the mood for the grand final this weekend, we could give it a bit more oomph and give commentating a go. Great. I mean, how hard could it be? How hard could it be? How hard could it bloody be? It's just a lot of yelling and screaming in the microphone, isn't it?

I reckon we need a bit more passion. Yeah. You know, I say we give it a go. You and I, Matty McLean, are the new commentating duo on the block. Our first gig is commentating the rugby World Cup final. Here we go. Oh, Matty, they're bloody looking good here this afternoon. What a game, Bree.

This is the decider. The absolute pinnacle of sport in this country, in the world. New Zealand out on top, beating the French at the moment, but it's got to be a hard battle, Bree. This is like bloody Waterloo in here, I tell you what. Oh, I mean, that's a great ABBA reference. Someone call his boss because he's not coming home tomorrow. These are soldiers on the front line, Bree, and they're going all the way.

Absolutely too right, Matty. He's ran into an absolute fridge on legs there, the Frenchman. I'm so sorry. I just got a little bit distracted by Richard Kahui's thighs. Oh, they're great looking thighs. Richard Kahui's thighs. Oh, they're great looking thighs. They're really good thighs. Put some tomato sauce on those thighs. They are looking ready to go, Matty McLean.

All right. Here we go. This is the moment. Oh, he's got the ball. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. The cup is legendary.

What champions. He's bringing it! The Cup is legendary! What champions! He's bringing it home for New Zealand. The Cup is coming home. Oh, someone send the Frenchman a tissue because it's going to be a long ride home. To have Maddie McLean filling in for the last couple of days. The pleasure, delight, privilege is all mine. I know it is. You're welcome.

Truly, any time I come and hang out with, delight, privilege is all mine. I know it is. You're welcome. Truly, anytime I come and hang out with you guys, I bloody love it. I mean, we get to do a bit of singing, which you love. This one was bad. I feel like we did it justice. But, you know, maybe on buys.

I think you at least did it justice. I did go into the sound booth to record it and Sam, our audio engineer, goes, do you know this song? I was like, do I know this song? It's been on my bloody most played list on Spotify for the last five years. You laugh, but I genuinely wouldn't be surprised

if it turned up on my Spotify rants. Yeah, I listen to it a lot. Are you listening to Oops, I Did It Again, Britney Spears, like on the regular, like on the weekly? I would say at least once a week I listen to it. Really? Yeah, it's on there. I've got a nostalgia playlist that's on high rotation at the moment and it features quite heavily

on there. Well, no wonder you did so well. No, I don't know if I did well, but I know the song well. There's a difference. The passion was there. The passion. Where are you going to be watching the All Blacks, the ABs this weekend? I'm going to a friend's house for a cute little champagne passion. Where are you going to be watching the All Blacks, the AEBs this weekend? I'm going to a friend's house for a cute little champagne breakfast. Listen to you.

You're like, is that what we do? Is that what we do these days? I'll semi-pay attention to the game. Well, let's give, because Mama Di yesterday on the show was trying to teach you. She was. Let's give Manny McLean's rugby barracking one more go to take us out. Okay, all right. Okay, ready?

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