ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th September 2022

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Cool? Cool. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Hi. Hi Claudia. Hi. How are you?

Hi Ella. Hi. Hi Brie. Hi Ella. Hi. Hi Clint. Hi Brie. Hey look, there's a secret that gets announced on the show today.

That's all I was going to say. What? There's a secret that gets announced on the show today. That's all I was going to say. What? There's a secret that gets announced. What are you saying? What? You were here for the whole show. What are you talking about? There's a secret on the show that gets announced today.

Do you announce something? Did I miss something? And it's not the secret sound. What's that secret? Oh. Fuck, it was only an hour and a half ago. That was a long time ago. How much weed did you guys smoke over the long weekend?

Too much. Well, not enough. Five plants. Whoa. Jesus! You had a big weekend. Five weeds. Yeah. Nice! Ella went to Amsterdam earlier this year and when she was there she goes,

hello, can I have one weed, please? Thank you. And they're like, okay. Yeah, sure. Needs to be vegan weed though, please. Vegan cookie more like it. Yum. Cool. It's actually disgusting.

Don't do it. The cookie was disgusting or your experience on the... Oh, no, yeah. We've got to cover the tracks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're not about that life, Ayala. No. Not cool, guys.

I'm not good. I'm good. Well, while you live under her roof, you must live by her rules. Oh, we're talking about my mum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that not why we were saying it was disgusting? Oh, yeah, disgusting. Never do that.

Did anyone here grow up in a household where your parents forbid you from fornicating under their roof? Oh, really? Nah, my parents actively encouraged it. I just don't think we talked about it. Your parents seem cool like that. They were like, Clint, use the waterbed, you virgin No, I mean like later on in life Like when you were older

Where it's like weird that they keep saying That you shouldn't be doing that under their roof Like you, I didn't live at home You moved out when you were what, 16? And didn't live at home. You moved out when you were, what, 16 and didn't live at home again? I moved out at 18. And to be fair, after 18, I wasn't taking many partners back to my parents' house for that activity.

Why not? I just feel like there's other places we could do it. No, Clint, I mean for like Christmas and stuff. Like if you take a partner home. I can go Christmas without doing it You've gone to Christmas without doing it What's wrong with you Tis the season Clint

I heard that's what Santa brings I heard that's what Santa brings you every year Get real Any of you are telling me That after the amount of food that you eat On Christmas day you feel like you're in the mood to do anything like that, let alone the fact that there's only a wardrobe separating

you from mum and dad's bedroom. Christmas morning. You're lying. Well, I mean, a certain type of activity, a certain section of activity in that area is out of bounds. What? Brianna, what are you saying?

Claudia gets it. I don't. Explain, please. I don't want to explain. You know, one area is definitely no-go. What? The mouth? Yeah, the mouth. Yeah, it's the mouth.

It's full of food. That's inappropriate, Brianna. How did we get here? I don't know We were talking about secrets There's a secret on the podcast today That's good stuff We actually have to get out of here So let's

But we were having so much fun Should we do a sleepover? You've got to explain to Ella What sexual position you can't do On Christmas evening I'll text you Ella I'll text you a photo I'll just do a diagram

I'm going to tell her right now. Okay, you tell her. There you go. Okay. I'd love to know what Claudia just said to her. Have a great podcast, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye, guys.

Well, howdy, pilgrims. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Trad for Tradies vs. Ladies. Bree and Clint. Tradies vs. Ladies. Right, here we go. The Tradies vs. The Ladies. The Tradies still out on front.

85 wins for the year. The Ladies on 70. Let's see if the Ladies can get a win today. She's calling in from Waiuku. She's 37 years old and she has two kids under the age of three. Welcome to the show, Emma. Hi. Hi, Emma.

How's beautiful Waiuku today? Emma, you poor thing. I'm extremely sleep deprived, so he may have an advantage. Yeah, daylight savings, kids. Not good. You poor thing, Emma. Our thoughts are with you. You're taking on our tradie today. He's 22. He's from Dunedin, or the

Edinburgh of the South. He also appeared on The Crowd Goes Wild just last week. Welcome to the show, Ben. G'day, Ben. Ben, are you there? Yep.

There he is. Why are we on Crowd Goes Wild, Ben? I was taking a kick, going rugby in the streaker and passing last minute. Oh, I saw this video and you weren't distracted at all. You still slotted the kick over. Yeah, it's pretty funny, yeah.

Yeah, I saw that video. That was excellent. Yeah, solid, Ben. Not swayed by genitals. No, no. Yeah, solid, Ben. Not swayed by genitals. No, no. Okay, Ben, your buzzer is tradie. Emma, your buzzer is lady. First three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.

Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Black Ferns beat another team on Saturday night as they continue their build-up to the... Oh, yeah, Emma. Yeah, Emma. Was it Japan?

Yeah, well done. Nice work, Emma. One to the ladies. Good work. Question number two. Adam Levine is back in the news after a 2009 interview he gave about cheating has resurfaced. What band is he the lead singer of?

Yes, Emma. Yes, Emma. Yes, Emma. Maroon 5. Well done. You're on fire. She's off to a blinder. Sleep deprivation may be doing you good. You might be so wired on coffee, you're extra fast, Emma.

I think that's it. Yeah. Okay, one more and you take out the win. All right, here we go. Question number three. Name two apparatus that appear in women's gymnastics. Lady. Emma.

Yes, Emma, for the win. Beam and rhythmic ball. Rhythmic ball is not an apparatus. Do you want to have a free guess at that, Ben? Beam and pole vault. Oh, no. We would have accepted floor. No, floor is not an apparatus either.

Oh, yeah, true. Volt is. Volt is. You go for the unlevel bars, that sort of thing, the rings. But no. Okay, we'll move on. All right, guys, still two to the ladies. Question number four.

I enjoyed rhythmic ball, though. All right, here we go. Question number four. Who sings this song? I know the day bleeds into nightfall And you're not here to get me through it all Lady, Emma, for the win. Lewis Capaldi.

She's done it. She's a lady Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady You and your rhythmic ball, Emma. Emma, amazing work. $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Woo-hoo!

Bree and Clint. Clint, the rugby league, the NRL, is in full flight for the finals at the moment. It's finals this weekend, eh? The last... Yeah, finals. Finals on Sunday? Is it? I believe on Sunday. Yeah. Father's Day... Yeah, finals. Finals on Sunday? Is it?

I believe on Sunday. Yeah. Father's Day. Yeah, grand finals on Sunday. Look, the Parramatta Eels, that's the big story at the moment because they haven't played in a grand final in a long time.

13 years. Right. Jeez, almost as long as the Warriors. Well, let's not bring it up. No, we've had a final more recent than that. But anyway, we'll carry on. There's a story that's really getting some traction. It's about a guy named Mitchell Moses who plays for the Parramatta Eels.

And last week he decided that he would put his team before his first child's birth. Oh, right. Okay. So here's the situation. Here's the situation, right? His daughter was meant to be born. She's come early, right?

And his wife's gone into labour. Yeah. And he was about to play in this game that would pretty much put them in a grand final spot, right? Right. And he had this decision to make where he was like, do I play the game or do I leave and go to the birth of my first baby? Okay. And he decided that he would stay and play.

And look, I mean, the decision paid off because the Eels won 24 to 20 and they're in the grand final. So, I mean, you know, was it the Eels won 24 to 20 and they're in the grand final. So, I mean, you know, was it a good decision? Paid off for the team. Did it pay off for his relationship? Because this is the thing. He's going to be in that marriage much longer than he's going to be in the Parramatta Eels.

But I'm not in his position. I don't know. Maybe he pulled the, oh, babe, work won't give me the day off card. But even All Blacks miss games for the birth of their children. Have they actually? Yeah, absolutely. Yep, Adi Savia, I believe, didn't go to Australia to play the last Bledisloe Cup game before this one on the weekend

because he was having the birth of his child. Aaron Smith has missed tours for the birth of his children. It's kind of the done thing. You put family first. But I mean, it's been 13 years. I'm just picturing what Mitchell Moses would have said to his wife. Family first. But, I mean, it's been 13 years, Clem. I'm just picturing what Mitchell Moses would have said to his wife when she had to go and give birth by herself.

Yeah, I wouldn't miss it, personally. But, again, I've never had the opportunity to play in an NRL semifinal before. But I feel like – It wasn't even – It wasn't even the grand final. No, so they could have lost that game and then what? You know?

So he possibly gets a pass because they won it and it means that they go on to do the next game. But if they'd lost it, how badly would he have been dogboxed for that? Oh, I think it only matters if they end up winning the grand final. He has to win it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has to go on and win it. He has to win at all costs. Like the pressure has just doubled, tripled even for this guy. But we'll see if they can take it out. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, did you miss the berth? And why did you miss it?

Was it on purpose? Yeah. Or, you know? Oh, there's accidental misses too. Yeah, I guess maybe you were stuck somewhere and you couldn't get back. Those are not as exciting as people who chose to be somewhere else rather than at the birth

of their first child. And you know who I think we're going to hear from? I think we're going to hear from the birthing parent, not the other parent. They're the ones who are going to call us and say, yeah, he or she didn't show up because they were doing this and they left me there to birth the child by myself. I think you're exactly right.

I'm going to call out my old mate Matt Chisholm, who I host Celebrity Treasure Island with. You know, he was over in, I believe, Thailand for the birth of his first son, filming Survivor. Oh, he wasn't at a full moon party? He was actually working? Oh wait, 100 dials in him. We want to know what did they miss the birth for?

Look, Mitchell Moses from the Parramatta Eels decided that he would play in the semi-final instead of going to the birth of his firstborn. Yeah, we're giving him a bit of stick for it, but someone's just texted in and they said, good on Mitchell Moses. He should be playing.

My husband wasn't at the birth of my first child, but 12 years later, he's still here. I'd rather have him in the long run than just for the birth, and then he gets it. You know what? I don't think those are the only two options, you know? Yeah, but I mean, I can see what she's saying. And I think at the end of the day,

I would think so differently if it was the second born. Like, I think it's just because it's the first born, it's that much more shocking. That is a really good consideration, actually. You're right. Someone else, we're asking you why you missed or why they missed the birth or you. It says, our midwife sent me home to feed the animals

10 minutes before our first child was born. And that was after she told me I was wrong about my wife being that far into labour. Right, okay. Don't know if the midwife had it in for you, to be honest. Listen to this text. This is so good. Someone said, I'm the first born and it was a 10-hour long labor. In the 15 to 20 minutes my dad was gone to get KFC, my mum gave birth,

so my dad missed his firstborn for KFC. For KFC. Let's talk to Millie. Hi, Millie. Who missed the birth and why? G'day, Millie. Hello. It was my grandma.

She missed my birth because her and my granddad got lost on the way to the hospital. That's a bit cute, isn't it? That's a little bit like... It wasn't our fault. The Refidex told us to go the other way. Yeah, they were... Well, my granddad had a paper map. He was trying to direct my grandma, and she wasn't having a bar of it.

It's a high-stress situation. They're not communicating properly. They should have done a practice run if they really wanted to be there. You've got to do a practice run to figure it out. They really should have, to be honest. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's like a treasure hunt, you know.

You need to know where you're going. Liam's here. Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam. I know. How, you know. You need to know where you're going. Liam's here. Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam. Kia ora. How are you? Did you miss the birth, Liam? Funny story.

We've got five kids, and the last one, my wife was in labour. We were doing a home birth. Yeah. And just as the youngest was crowning, the other kids started to wake up. So I raced down the hall through some lollies at them to keep them in bed. And then I missed the birth of my youngest boy, Ben. Because of the bloody kids. I mean, you were in the house, Liam.

I was in the house. And it's unlikely that there was a swap between when I left and when he got back, but he has never forgiven me. Do you reckon the baby has never forgiven you? Oh, no way. He's 12 turning 13 on Friday, so... But I mean, Liam, I mean, number five, number five, Liam. You've seen one, you've seen them all, right?

Oh, no, each one was exciting and different. Yeah, I mean, but at least you were only up the hallway and you weren't out playing an NRL semifinal. You know, Liam swings around. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, okay. Well, I wonder if Mitchell Moses gets next weekend off

because the hard bit starts now, right? Once you get home, that's when it really starts. Does he get a leave pass for the grand final? I bloody hope so. Imagine if his wife was like, nah, you missed the the birth and now you got to be at home one or the other mate brie and clint it's time to get to los angeles and get the latest with our hollywood correspondent dean mccarthy from i heart radio this is the latest live from

la with dean mccarthy this is huge dean and i haven't even told brie who it is yet who is going to be performing at the halftime show of the Super Bowl this year? Oh, my goodness. The anticipation is killing all of us. It is Rihanna. That is what she has been confirmed. So she posted. I know.

I know. I'm so gagged. This is incredible. What a way to come back. Yeah. The billionaire, the fancy collection, and makeup is just so everywhere. Here's the thing, right? Here's some scoop.

So she made the announcement through by holding a picture of someone's hand holding a football. That was all that the picture on the Instagram showed. Lots of speculation the last few weeks that Taylor Swift had been chosen. In fact, I believe she was offered and turned it down. There's like a few different stories, but whatever it is, Rihanna appears to have been the one that's taken the title.

I was with, here's a little name drop for you, I was with Katy Perry all last night for American Idol and I said to her, what advice do you give Riri for the Super Bowl? And Katy was like, Riri is Riri. She doesn't need advice from anyone. She's going to kill it. And I thought that was so perfectly said.

It's Riri. Will there be new music? Are we getting an album? If there was ever a time to release it, this is the time. So if it's coming, it's going to be at the Super Bowl. One million percent. It's a funny one, because each year when they top it, when they do the J-Lo and Shakira,

and then they do the Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg and Eminem, you go, well, they're never going to get better than that. But Rihanna, I feel, has the star power to get everybody excited again and just go, yeah, she's going to be amazing. She has the potential to do an all-time Super Bowl halftime show. You know what I think is the hardest thing, though, is picking a set list because her hits just go on and on and on. How is she going to make it so it all fits

into a Super Bowl halftime show? She's not going to be able to. She's got to do that birthday cake song, I reckon. It's a must do. It's a must do. Bree and Clint, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our man in the know, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint.

First, Bree, how would you describe your diet, like your average diet, how you eat? A lot of dairy. Aren't you lactose intolerant? Yes. Yeah, right, okay. Correct. Well, look, scientists believe the key to a healthy diet,

not to say that dairy is unhealthy, but everything in moderation, right? They said a healthy diet in an adult may be down to whether your mum ate carrots or not when you were in the womb. I mean, what is the science behind this, Clint? Is there any science? There is some science. Look, I'm not standing behind this study, but there is science behind it. They said the researchers at Durham University's Fetal and Neonatal Research Lab took 4D ultrasound scans of 100 pregnant women to see how the

unborn babies responded after being exposed to flavours from foods that the mum ate. So it's a real-time 3D scan of the baby's face as the mum eats different foods. So you're telling me my lack of self-control when it comes to food is because of my mum. Could well be. Fetuses exposed to carrot showed a laughter face. And baby's fetuses exposed to kale showed a cry face. Yeah, well, that's understandable, isn't it? Nobody likes kale. Not even fetuses exposed to kale showed a cry face. Yeah, well, that's understandable, isn't it? Nobody likes kale, not even fetuses. The fetus is like, oh, maybe if you put it in the oven for a while

and then covered it in olive oil and chilli flakes, it would have been nice. But otherwise, yucky, kale, yuck. Yeah, yuck. I thought we could get your mum on the phone this afternoon and find out because maybe she did eat plenty of carrots while you were in the womb. Maybe your bad diet is all down to you.

We don't know until we ask her, right? I called BS. I said she doesn't like carrots. That's what I think and let's ask her right now. Oh, she's here right now. Good afternoon, Mama Di. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys.

How are you doing? We're good. Bree's got a question for you. Thank you. Look, Mum, simple question Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? We're good. Bree's got a question for you. Good, thank you. Look, Mum, simple question. Simple question. How many carrots did you eat when you were pregnant with me? I'm going to say you ate none.

Oh, no, I would have eaten an average amount, but not over the top. What's an average amount? I knew it. No, no, what's an average amount of carrots? Oh, you know, maybe a couple of serves a week, I suppose. A couple of... I don't know.

Right, okay. A couple of times a week. That's quite a lot of carrots. I don't remember the last time I ate a carrot. So anything more than one a week, I feel like it's quite a few carrots. Wouldn't you agree, Brie? So why's that, guys? I would agree.

I'd say a couple of times a week is quite a hefty carrot amount, I would say. It's because the study, Mama Di, says if the mum ate carrots while the baby was in the womb, it means the adult child is more likely to have a healthier diet. You know what I did eat a lot of, and it was

every day, was lemons. Lemons? Lemons. And I actually ate the flesh of the lemon as well. Every day was lemons. Lemons? Lemons. Right. What is that? Yeah, lemons. And I actually ate the flesh of the lemon as well.

And I still do it now. What, the skin of the lemon? No, the insides of the lemon. Oh, okay, right. I think you're eating a lemon whole. Mum, what about hard cheeses? Did you eat a lot of cheese? Because I just am drawn to it.

I know. I did eat a lot of dairy. Unfortunately, Brianna, we know your situation with dairy. We don't travel with you too far and we make sure you're not eating it before we get on the plane. Right. So I think we've, I mean, case closed. My mum didn't eat all that many carrots and she's the reason for Spittybum.

What about, oh, yuck, Brie. What about Uber Eats? Did you eat a lot of Uber Eats in 1989, Mumma Di? Was that a big part of your diet? Brie was in the womb? Right. That must just be my fault. No explanation for that one then, Brie.

That one remains a mystery. That's me. Oh, well, it was worth a try. Brie and Clint. I had a fantastic long weekend, partly because my brother and his girlfriend, Kim, were visiting me here in New Zealand. Yeah, that's been a long time coming, hasn't it?

It's been a really long time coming, and it was just so nice to have them here, and we wined and dined them, you know. We took them out to dinner, and then we went to the Coromandel, and it was fantastic, right? Ooh la la. Yeah, show them the best of the best. I like that.

Oh, we really did. They want to move here now, so, you know, I mean, we did our job, and it was interesting. Can they pick fruit? Because we're looking to get some fruit pickers into the country. I'm just thinking from like a domestic economy side of things. Can he either pick fruit or clean hotels?

Well, my brother is the son of an apple farmer, so I think he's got the goods. Get him a visa. Get the man a visa. Get him a visa. Yeah. So the interesting part though, and the thing that made it extra special is just before we're about to head

to the Coromandel, my brother pulls me aside when Kim was in the shower and he says to me, he's like, oh, I've got to ask you a big favour. And he was quite nervous and flustered and I was like, what's going on here? Oh, my God, this is it. Yeah. And he pulls out this box and shows me this amazing engagement ring. Okay. Right. Right. And he says to me, he goes, I need your help. I was planning on proposing to her in

Queenstown, but I figured it would be more special if you and your girlfriend are here and we can all do it together. right? Yeah, okay. Anyway, so we've come up with this plan where we're going to take them both on a hike to Cathedral Cove because, I mean, beautiful spot. Beautiful, stunning, yeah. What a spot to get engaged. Absolutely stunning. Yeah.

I know. It's just divine. Anyway, we've come up with this big plan where we're shoving a bottle of champagne into one of our backpacks and we're putting plastic glasses in there, you know, and we're doing this all behind her back and it's quite nerve-wracking because you feel the pressure that obviously he feels to keep it a secret and it's a surprise. Did you know that he was going to propose on this trip?

Had he filled you in at all? No. Oh, my God. No. It was a massive surprise to me. So I've kind of been thrown in the middle of this, right? And anyway, so we've packed up all this stuff and anyway, so we've walked to Cathedral Cove and it's a stunning day.

The weather's perfect and we get there and I'm kind of looking at him and he's looking at me and I'm like, are you going to do it? And it's so, so nerve-wracking. And he kind of puts me aside. Because you're having to keep the secret as well. Oh, she knows that we're all. And he kind of put me inside. Because you're having to keep the secret as well. Like, yeah. Oh, she knows that we're all acting weird, like surely, you know. And it was at that point where he's kind of looked at me

and I knew my brother very well and he's like, you know, there's too many people here. I feel too nervous, you know. And I was like, Aidan, I've just lugged this bottle of champagne and all these glasses in my backpack to Cathedral Cove. You're doing it. Anyway, so we've decided that on the walk back from Cathedral Cove, there was like a really nice quiet spot and no one was there and all that kind of jazz. And anyway, I've come up with this stupid thing where I was like, how about you guys walk up the hill and I'll film you guys

and it'll be a nice, you know, Instagram reel. Yeah. Oh, just the biggest load of BS. Yeah, he posts a lot of Instagram reels, your brother. That's right up his alley, eh? If I know him, he's big on the Instagram reels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't even have Instagram.

No. And anyway, she's kind of looked at me and she was like, okay, that's a bit weird but she loves photos and videos and stuff so she was into the idea. So they've kind of walked up the hill and I'm filming and all you can hear is me heavy breathing as I'm filming. And I saw my brother. He got down on one knee and he did it.

He asked her and she said yes and it was the most amazing moment to be a part of and it was so nice and we all drank champagne on top of the hill, probably illegal but we did it anyway. Yeah, biffed a bottle in the ocean so you didn't have to carry it back. Had those disposable cups so you could just chuck them into the bush as it was all good

to go. Hey, that is amazing. That is such a great thing to have happen when you didn't know that it was coming at all. It was so cool. And I felt really, I think, special that he even wanted me to be a part of it, you know? And I just felt it was just a really like big life moment. So you were there with your girlfriend.

Yes. And you and your girlfriend have been together longer than your brother and his girlfriend, now fiancé, have been together. Did you feel any pressure? Oh, mate, we've actually been together the exact same amount of time and I just was thinking, oh, this is going to start some conversations. I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the domino effect.

And 100%. And it's funny you say that because at that point I kind of thought to myself, right, so my sister's married. My brother's just gotten engaged. I'm the last one. But you – yeah. Yeah, but what? You have got a little bit of – I mean, you can do whatever you want.

There is no real pressure. But your brother and his partner don't want their parade rained on by you getting engaged. Definitely not this year. Definitely not within the next six months. You've got to give them some breathing room, you know? So you buy yourself a little bit of time in that respect.

So it's funny you say that because the day after, and I'm just kidding, I'm joking. Oh, shit. Okay, you got me for a second. I'm just joking. I'm joking. But I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

are you the last one in your family? Right. Are you the last man or woman standing? Yes. Are you the last sibling in your family that is yet to do that big life moment? Are you the last one and how do you feel about it? And how's the pressure? What are the slight comments like? What's the plan? Is there a plan?

Are you going to do anything about it? Or are you going to stay single just to spite your family? I like that. Paige has called up. Hey, Paige. Hi, Paige. Is there a bit of pressure on you? Is there?

Not too much pressure, no, but it's pretty obvious that they want to try and get rid of me in the slightest way that they can. So what's the set up? What are your siblings' arrangements like? My older brother, he's married. He has two boys and my younger sister as well. She's married, two boys. They both own houses and I'm just sitting here in the middle

hitting my 30s soon and still haven't got my life sorted. Not the younger sister. She's done you dirty. Oh, you're a middle child as well, Brie. Yeah, Paige is me. We're the middle children and obviously, you know, we've got issues being the middle children, Paige, but you know, we'll get there eventually.

There's no money left for your guys' weddings either by the way. By the time your parents have shelled out for the other two, you two are getting married in the backyard at mum and dad's, I reckon. Oh, definitely. Box of beers. Don't we know it. Box of beers.

Good to go. Yes, Paige. Chelsea's here. Hi, Chelsea. Hi. Hi, Chelsea. What's the deal with you? Is there some pressure on you?

Are you the last one standing? I can better the last sibling. I'm the last grandchild. Oh. Oh, no. It's going to be big, Chelsea. Have you got some pressure from the grandparents? I think men's come to grips with it now.

She did tell my auntie at our last family gathering when it was pointed out that I was the only one left to not hold it in. I don't want to be dark and morbid, but is she sort of giving you the old, well, I could go at any stage, Chelsea, you don't want me to die before I see you get married, do you? Oh, no, I think she's, possibly at the beginning,

but I think now she's just like resigned enough to the fact that she's not going to see it because it's not going to happen. Yeah, good. Chelsea, look, I always say you don't want to get engaged and married just to, you know, make Nan happy. There's never a good reason to get married. Exactly. That is a very good point, actually.

You could always have one of those sham marriages just to keep, well, no, no, we're getting to dodgy territory. A fake marriage. Oh, do a fake marriage, Chelsea. Fake marriage, real party. Finally, Alice is here. Hi, Alice. Hi.

What's the deal in your family? So I have an older brother, three kids, married, mortgage, living his best life. I'm over here with none of that. What have you got, though, Alice? I'm sure you've got some cool stuff. Yeah, you got a cat or anything? I've got a dog and I travel. That's enough for me, yeah.

A dog and you travel. And then my nephews and nieces asked me the other week, they were like, why don't you have babies? Yeah. I said, because you traumatise me and you guys are the greatest contraceptive out. Mid, mid, late 30s, you know, like, no. Give it to them straight, Alice.

You've got to give it to them straight, bloody insensitive kids. I love it, Alice. That's so good. What a great answer. And then they never asked you again. No. Well, there you go. I don't know if that helps with your situation or not, Bree, but, you know, live your best life. Look, I say stand strong. Don't there you go. I don't know if that helps with your situation or not, Brie, but, you know, live your best life. Look, I say stand strong, don't rush into things, and your time will come.

Yeah. And you forgot to apologise to the woman of New Zealand, by the way. Aidan's partner said yes. Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry, everyone. It's a sad day. First time he comes here in years, he bloody gets engaged. Thanks a lot, Breeze, brother. Back in a second.

Zed here. Bree and Clint. Clint, obviously Will Smith has been in the news a lot this year. Hasn't had the best year, you know. Well, he kind of has. He won the Oscar for Best Actor. That is as good as it gets for an actor. That is their Everest.

And yet, amongst all of that, it's also been one of the worst years of his life, you know? Yeah, look, I'd say he's definitely had a rollercoaster of a year, that's for sure. And I saw this article that's doing the rounds at the moment, which was talking about how apparently Will Smith uses a certain catchphrase in heaps of his movies. Yeah.

And I thought to myself, because I sat there and I was like, okay, I've watched heaps of his movies. Let me try and think if I can figure out what it is. And I really couldn't figure it out and I thought I would test you. Can you think of anything that you would think that he would use as his catchphrase in multiple movies? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know what his catchphrase is. Do you know it?

Yeah. And I hope I get the wording of this right. Keep my wife's name out your f***ing mouth. Is it that? I mean, that is a pretty well-known quote from Will Smith. He doesn't say that in a lot of his movies. That wasn't in Hitch. That wasn't in Wild Wild West, no?

I think it was in The Pursuit of Happiness now that you say that. Yeah, it's in one of them. Okay, other than that, no. Unless it's like his signature laugh. I know a lot of actors have a like, you know it's them by their laugh, like Seth Rogen kind of thing. But you're saying it's an actual phrase that Will Smith uses. Apparently it's an actual phrase and people are saying you can hear this catchphrase

in at least nine of his films. Let's play you it and see if you realise and say, oh yeah, I can hear him saying that in multiple movies or being like, nah, I've never heard him say that. Okay, producer Claude has been digging in the archives. She's found this from iRobot. Oh, hell no. Yes, now that you say it, I know exactly what it is.

Because I'm pretty sure he says that in Independence Day. Like when he goes up in the alien spaceship or something like that or when he's dragging the alien body across the desert. I'm pretty sure you hear Will Smith go, Oh, hell no. Right? I think so too. And I think he also says it in I Am Legend

when he gets into quite a lot of trouble when he sees certain zombies coming after him and he's like, oh, hell no. It's quite a lot for Claude to have to trawl through hours and hours of film, so we've only found that one. And one other example, Claude, where's the other one from? I guess it's bled into his real life because this is

from Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Oh, okay. Oh, hell no. Yeah, it's totally a thing, isn't it? It's totally his catchphrase. Yeah. Do you have the list of movies that he does it in? Like what are the...

It doesn't actually say what the list of movies is, but, I mean, I'd love to hear from people on the text 9696. I reckon it's definitely in Bad Boys as well, like 100%. Surely, right? Men in Black, definitely Men in Black. I think he's used it in quite a few films. But, yeah, text us through if you know one of the films where he uses that catchphrase.

But there you go, Will Smith. We'll make Claude watch that entire movie until she finds that bit. I've got time. Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to do that. You weren't doing anything tonight, eh? Absolutely not. I've got time. Yeah. Yeah, cool. Yeah, I'd love to do that. You weren't doing anything tonight, eh? Absolutely not. I've got nine spare hours.

Yeah, and then we'll play a game where you have to guess which movie the catchphrase is from and it'll take forever. That is such a good game. All right, get caught on it. Brian Clint. Oh, hell no. Brian Clint. This story that I'm about to tell you sounds like the plot line of a movie.

Yeah. Like it's a sad story in my opinion but also a happy one. Okay. There's a woman by the name of Kaylee Steed. She's 27. She's from Swansea in Wales. Yeah. And she recently was getting married.

So congratulations to her. She was getting ready for her wedding and it was during her makeup and hair time the morning of her wedding that she found out that her groom was not going to be attending the wedding. Oh, no. Not on the day of the wedding. So this is what she says. She said she woke up at a quarter past six and went and got her makeup done

and she was having breakfast together and, you know, the best part of the wedding where your bridesmaids are all there and you're getting ready. Yeah, glam squad on. Yeah, it'd be a great time. And she gets a call from one of the groomsmen and the groomsman calls her and says, hey, look, I don't know how to tell you this, but the groom is gone.

What do you mean gone? He's gone. He's vanished. Like he did at a runner. They can't find him. Really? And they made the decision that they needed to tell her because, I mean, it was getting to the point where they knew that he'd skipped out.

I want to know how they knew he skipped because if you were so far down the track that you were marrying this person, you knew them well enough that you were hours away from marrying them and they disappeared, I'd go, well, he's been kidnapped or he's fallen in a ditch when he was drunk the night before or something like that.

I wouldn't think they ran away unless, because it's obviously often on location, a wedding, his suitcase and his car was gone. Then you've got a pretty clear indication the guy's done a runner, I guess. I mean, the groomsman would have to be pretty sure. I feel like he even told them, hey, I'm leaving. Can you call someone and let them know? You know what I mean?

Like a real coward move like that. She says that she didn't know what to believe, so she called the groom's dad and he said to her, it's true, he won't be attending the wedding and that he was really sorry. But you know what Kayleigh decided to do, Clint? She decided that she was going to go forth with the wedding. She was going to

continue on and she was going to celebrate and have the best day of her life, kind of. Kind of been ruined a little bit. And she was going to celebrate and have all of her family and friends there and have a little bit. And she was going to celebrate and have all of her family and friends there and have a great time. No, sorry, I can't get on board with that, no.

I know you're trying to spin this into a positive. That would be the most tense party I have ever been at. Because what, did she go through with the speeches as well? Did the bridesmaids get up and do their acrostic poem about her and how, you know, just remove all references to the groom that wasn't there? Look, I'm not too sure exactly how the date played out. If she signed papers and married herself or I don't know what happened.

Did the DJ get her up to do the first dance by herself? You know what I'm saying? I say, you know, I could never do it. I'd be completely devastated. I'd be a mess. I wouldn't be able to do it. But I mean, it takes guts to go forth and keep going on. It definitely does.

It absolutely does. I want to know so many things. Like, did she wear the dress? She did. There's photos. Yep, she did. Well, I guess that dress is cursed. She wore the dress.

And you don't get a refund. So you might as well wear Well, I guess that dress is cursed. She wore the dress. And you don't get a refund, so you might as well wear it, I guess, and trash it. Because she's not going to use that dress for her next wedding, is she? Nah, well, she's not. I feel so bad for her. I feel like that is... Next wedding, if she breaks up with herself, is what I mean. Yeah, well, you never know.

Things between her and herself don't work out. She will have to look for another. I mean, probably the worst thing you can do to someone is not turn up on the wedding day, don't you reckon? Yeah, and just before I said, oh, we're going to talk about the times you were stood up at the altar, I think that was a dumb thing to say because I feel like it would be incredibly rare.

Like, people pull out of... Do you reckon? Yeah, people pull out of weddings and they pull out of them last minute semi-regularly. I don't think many people would have been left holding the bouquet or the rings on the day of the wedding. Surely not. Should we ask instead? Because I think you're right because I think that's a pretty dog move.

But I reckon it definitely happens where the wedding is kind of planned and it's going ahead and it gets called off, you know, maybe a couple of weeks before or a couple of months. Yeah, or the week of, you know. Cold feet can kick in at last minute. Yeah, we can do that. Let's ask how close to the wedding did they pull out? Oh, God. And what was their reasoning?

And can a relationship survive that? I don't know. Brianne Clint. Someone's texted us in and said her name's Kayleigh and she made a TikTok about it. It looks like she had a brilliant time. So, you know, whatever you're into. Good honour, I say.

Yeah, good honour. So we're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, when did they call off the wedding? Yeah, how close to the wedding did they pull out? We've had a text message from someone who said, I know a few guys who are married now because they failed to pull out. Hey, that's not... Oh, come on.

That is not that... That's not what we're asking. Good, though. Greg's here. Hi, Greg. Hi, Greg. How close to the wedding did it get called off, Greg? It was a bit of a shocker, this one, actually.

So my mate Andy, he got set up on a blind date. And a week later, they got married. What? He got married a week after a blind date? And, yep, it gets worse, mate. It gets worse. Yeah, go, it gets worse, mate. It gets worse. Yeah, go on. They were standing there.

Someone caused an objection. Oh, no. And it turns out he owed her cousin 20 bucks. Is this a real story, Greg, or are you making this up as you go along? No, this is dead set, mate. This is dead set. Okay, yeah.

So he owes the cousin 20 bucks. Wait, was the cousin's name Karen? No. No, I'm familiar with that one. Yeah. Right. And so, yeah, it was all caught off. Right.

That is a classic yarn, man. I think that's where it ended. Was that the story? It's going to go to Ella, our producer. Ella. Ella. It's okay. When you put him in the queue to come on air with that story,

was that the story that he told you, or did it have more of a bite to it? Yeah, there was more of a bite. Right. Thanks, Greg. Leave her alone, Clint. Leave her alone. It's not about Ella.

I want to know what Greg made up because I feel like he was making that up as he went along. Right. So, okay. We'll move on. Thanks, Greg. Let's go to Natalia. She's got a story.

She's going to save the day. Hi, Natalia. She's going to save it. Hi, Natalia. You're telling me that your ex-husband did it to his new wife to be on the day. Hi, Natalia. She's going to save it. Hi, Natalia. You're telling me that your ex-husband did it to his new wife to be on the day. Yes. She was waiting there and he never, ever turned up. Oh, Natalia.

On the day of the wedding. Oh. Yes. How long do you wait for a groom who hasn't shown up to the altar? Like, how long did she stand there for? I honestly have no idea, because my ex-husband's brother told me the full story, but he stripped all her bank accounts dry.

Thousands and thousands of dollars. Stripped them and he gapped it. Oh, that's horrific. Natalia, can I ask you, as someone who's been married to this man before, were you surprised? No. Yeah, right. Natalia.

That's horrible. Okay, thank you, Natalia. That is horrific. Yeah. Okay, that was a depressing turn of events, wasn't it? Hey, Clint, remember that time you and I got invited to a wedding, someone that listens to this show, and we were like, yeah, we'd love to come. And then they emailed us like a month out and they were like,

oh, actually the wedding's not happening anymore. Yeah, and we're like, oh, what's happened? And it did not go down well, did it? No. Yeah, right. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. You can't cut it any closer than that, Clint. You can't cut it any closer. No. This is Birthday Banger. We're going to find out the number one song on your 16th birthday, and then we're going to play the very best one out in full. Let's kick it off with Sarah.

G'day, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hey, team. How are you? Good, mate. How are you going? Good. Just finished work, so I'm keen for that.

Oh, lovely, Sarah. Okay, well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 6th of August, Sarah. Okay, well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 5th of August, 1998. All right, that means you were 16 in 2014. And on the 5th of August in 2014, this was number one. Magic and rude. This song was huge.

Do you like this bit they banged us, Sarah? Yeah. I remember it. I think it was on repeat on my Android in high school. So it was a pretty good song. They were one hit wonder with this song, Rude. And ironically, we got them in for an interview at a radio station I worked at when this song was big.

And they were really rude. Like, they had no time for the interview at a radio station I worked at when this song was big and they were really rude. Like they had no time for the interview. Really? They're like, we have more than one song and I'm like, yeah, well we're here to talk to you about this song. So, aptly named. Oh, that's a shame. Yeah. Yeah, I heard they didn't release their second single which was called Polite.

Well, C word. Massive C word. Let's go to Danielle. Hi, Danielle. Hi, Danny. Hi, how are you doing? How are you, mate? How was your long weekend?

Oh, it was fabulous, thank you. My daughter turned 16, actually, on Saturday. Oh, well, happy 16th birthday to your daughter, Danielle. That's so nice. What's your birthday, mate? 27th of February, Danielle. That's so nice. What's your birthday, mate? 27th of February, 74. Right, that means you were 16 in 1990. And on your 16th birthday, Danielle,

this would have been number one. What a banger, Danielle. Yeah. Yes. Oh, I like it. Absolutely. 1990. It's Alana Miles and Black Velvet.

You obviously like that, right, Danielle? For sure. Yeah, for sure. I think it'd be the other one, Hands Down. Yeah, me too. Oh, that's a great one, Danielle. There's one more song that could knock it off. It's for Kelly.

Hi, Kelly. Good evening. Hey, Kelly. Hi. What did you get up's for Kelly. Hi, Kelly. G'day, Kelly. Hi. What did you get up to on your long weekend, Kelly? Helped a person redecorate their house. Okay. No way.

Just for something different, you know. Did you get paid? Pardon? Did you get paid for it, Kelly? No. No. Oh. But that's okay.

That's what friends do. Friends help out. Well, you're a nicer friend than me, Kelly. What's your birthday, mate? 17 October 1965. Yes, Kelly. Kelly, here we go. You were 16 in 1981, and on the 17th of October in 81,

this had a number one hit. Celebrate good times, and on the 17th of October in 81, this had a number one hit. Oh, how appropriate. There we go. Calling the gang celebration. Are you into it, Kelly? Is that a good birthday banger? Yeah, it's good, but one of the other two probably rocked it a little bit better for me, but yeah. Fair enough.

I would put yours in second place this afternoon, and I would put that Black Velvet song in first place. Black Velvet, yeah. I'd go for Black Velvet as well. You'd agree? Okay, love that. Yeah, Kelly. Brie, you agree? You know music.

I agree. It's Black Velvet for me. All right, thanks. All the way. Thank you, Kelly. Oh, yeah. Ross Boss is going to frigging hate this, but Danielle, who way. Thank you, Kelly. Oh, yeah. Ross Boss is going to friggin'

hate this, but Danielle, who cares? You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Congratulations. So good, she's breaking up.

Here you go. Coming straight out of 1990, here's the winner of Birthday Banger on ZM, Brian Cliddons. on ZDM. Brian Clint. Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell Jimmy Rogers on the victro up high

Mama's dancing with her baby on her shoulder The sun is setting like molasses in the sky The boy at the center knew what happened Everything Brian Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger. For Danielle, from the year 1990 is Black Velvet

by Alana Miles no regrets on that one Clint until we get an email from Ross Boss reprimanding us it's his last day of COVID isolation

it's the last day he can't touch us that was the last day he won't be listening it's the last day we could do that song. Yeah, exactly right. You've got to take those opportunities as and when they present themselves.

Ain't that the truth? Brie and Clint. Harry Styles and As It Was. I heard someone on our show today, Brie, reckons that's what the secret sound clue is about. That date that was in that secret sound clue is about. That date that was in that secret sound clue is the same day as Harry Styles

Auckland show at Mount Smart Stadium. Oh yeah, I read that on the text machine. I think that, I mean if I know Georgia, she does love some Harry Styles, so it could be. It doesn't really give it away but maybe that helps you and your guests. It's back at 7am.

Right now, please welcome to the show, all the way from outside the studio, Producer Claude. Hi, Claude. Long journey to get here. Hey, guys. Claude had an awkward thing happen to her in the weekend. Were you entertaining?

Were you hosting? So we were actually at someone else's house. We were the guests. Okay. But it was like, we'll provide some food. It's the day. It was Monday, so we're celebrating the Queen. So we were like, we'll do something together.

Did you have a bit of a high tea for the Queen? We did. Did you? Cute. Apparently she ate scones with jam and cream every day for 91 years. I was like, I like those. Let's do that. Yeah.

I love a scone with jam and cream. So good. It's a bit crude. A bit crude. A bit fancy. But I really, I think I embarrassed myself. I don't know if I want To tell this story anymore Well you told me

And it's okay Because it's not intentional It's not It's not intentional It was an accident But it's like The nightmare scenario When you're like

Cooking for someone else Is You've spent all this time And everyone's like Oh this is delicious And everything's almost gone And then Someone

Says Oh I've I've found a hair In the food. Oh, no. And not only did he say, I found a hair, it was, oh, this is the second hair I found. Why did you say something in the first hair?

Yeah, I suppose you would. First hair, you just be polite. But second hair, you go, oh, this is a health and safety issue. I need to actually raise this. And I felt embarrassed, so I didn't investigate it too much. But I looked on his plate. I'm pretty sure it was a dog hair. So, like, I don't know if that's worse or better that it wasn't my hair.

There were three dogs in the house. I don't know if that's worse or better, to be honest. So you have a dog. We have a dog, and we were visiting their house. They have two dogs. Yeah. So there's plenty of dogs around. Did the hair look like your we were visiting their house. They have two dogs. Yeah. So there's plenty of dogs around. Did the hair look like your dog's hair?

It did look like my dog's hair, yeah. So how did your dog's hair potentially get into the scones that you had baked? I mean, it was probably on me, so. Oh, you reckon you've transferred it. I feel like it was probably on my clothes. And, like, I'm a messy baker in the first place, so it probably came from me. Brie, what's worse, a human hair or a dog hair in your food?

I feel like I'd be more grossed out by human hair. Is that weird? I think I would be too. But it's a dog hair. It could be a dog butt hair. I don't have a dog, so I don't know how dogs work. They do have butt hair, though. They do have butt hair, don't they? Either way, it was so embarrassing.

Oh, you poor thing, Claudia. I had this really weird scenario happen over the long weekend where we were sitting at this restaurant and these people sent back this pizza because they were like, there's a hair in our pizza. But they'd eaten the whole pizza and it happened to be on the very last piece of pizza. Convenient. Yeah.

Is that legit? I feel like if there's hair, there's hair. You wouldn't risk eating the rest of the pizza, would you? Or would you like inspect them closely and just keep that one to the side? That's what I mean. I was like, it is so your hair. And the guy that complained had the longest, luscious hair that was waving all about in the wind.

I was like, mate, it's your own hair. Hey, this Adam Levine story just keeps going. You've been living under a rock and you haven't heard. He is accused of cheating on his wife with so far five different women. Or as I'm referring to them the maroon five oh my god it's like i really hope there's not another woman that comes forward because that is too good oh i feel like they are the maroon five probably not be answered and i feel like there's more to

come over the weekend another celebrity with a very similar name to Adam Levine. Do you know Adam Devine, the actor? Yes, I love Adam Devine. He's the one that does all the movies with Rebel Wilson. Yes, he's in Pitch Perfect. He was also in Workaholics back in the day. You might know him from that. His name is so close when it's written down to Levine

that he's had to put out an Instagram post to sort of distance himself from the drama. He put up a picture of him and his wife and he wrote, I just wanted to post this and say that Chloe Bridges and I are doing great and going strong. I am not Adam Levine. He is a different guy and a much worse singer. We are, however, going to name our future baby Sumner, which is the name of the woman who came forward first. She's Maroon 1 and accused Adam Levine of having a full-blown affair with her.

She released the first DMs. Yeah, I mean, he is a very funny guy and he's obviously, you know, he's taken the... Well, it's obviously affecting him, so he's well within his rights to do something. Meanwhile, there's an interview that adam levine gave e-news back in 2009 which is getting quite a lot of attention it was like a it was a written interview that got published but people go looking for this stuff when you do something like this or

accused of doing something like this they go looking for all the dirt from back in the day so do you want to hear what he said in this interview? I would love to hear what Adam Levine said back in 2009. Okay, this is a direct quote. Instinctively, monogamy is not in our genetic makeup. People cheat. I have cheated. And you know what? There is nothing worse than the feeling of doing it.

It's not looking good, is it? I think there is something worse than the feeling of doing it, and it's possibly the feeling of being cheated on. But, I mean, I'm not Adam Levine or anything. I mean, potentially the feeling of maybe doing it multiple times, Clint. Well, surely that felt pretty good if you're doing it so many times. Allegedly. Allegedly, by the way.

This is all Yeah all alleged All alleged Anyway like we said There's more to come in this story Brie and Clint That folks Is the end of the show

So to throw it back Just quickly Brie We did a topic At the very beginning of the show Asking why Your other parent Not the birthing parent Missed the birth

Yeah And this text came in And said my dad Missed my birth Because he needed to take a poo And didn't finish your other parent, not the birthing parent, missed the birth. Yeah. And this text came in and said, my dad missed my birth because he needed to take a poo and didn't finish in time. Oh, my God. How long was the poo? So she's in there pushing out the baby, and he's in there pushing, you know,

out technically a food baby. Yuck. Don't, technically a food baby. Yuck. Don't let Dad live that down. Hey, Celebrity Treasure Island is back on your screens tonight. It's Tuesday already. You've got to text us that keyword when you see it on your screens because on Thursday, Brie and I will give away another $2,000 island escape. That is correct.

So don't miss out on that. It's so simple and just text that word to 9696. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Bree and Clint Show. Bye. Bye, guys. Bye. ZM's Bree and Clint.

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