ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th September 2024

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

Pettiest things you've done to an ex.  Are you hot hot, or just work hot?  Fridayoke: Let Her Cry by Hootie and the Blowfish.  The Lady Gaga x Kath & Kim crossover you never knew you needed.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint, Saved Like a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from $9.99. Oh my god! It's Friday! Make some noise for the original. Send them free and kiss. Let's go, everybody.

Oh, guys. Let's go. You're in for a treat. Clint is in his prime condition. He is looking healthy. About as fresh as a three-week-old nappy. You're sagging the same as a three-week-old nappy. I went out on a school night last night.

Okay, sue me. Okay, sue me. No, I'm proud of you. You know I've been trying to tell you, go out more, have more fun. Yeah, this is why I don't. This is why I don't. Anyway, I went to David Dallas. David Dallas. You good? Last night. Anyway, I went to David Dallas.

David Dallas. You good? Last night. You just scaled a Coke. Zero. Yeah, I'm getting a visit from the black doctor. Pardon you. Anyway.

Hey, mate. We'll suffer through together. You guys will get me through, eh? Absolutely. I'm here to support you. You got my back? I think it's a great thing. Go out on a school night.

Have fun. Because guess what? Because it's a Thursday that you've gone out, you just have to suffer through this afternoon. And then you're home free. Short weekend this weekend. It's only a 47-hour weekend. Oh, yuck.

But that's all good. Then we get a long weekend soon. Hopefully. End of next month. Benson Boondog blitz today. We're giving away Benson Boone tickets every single hour. This hour, it'll be closer to four o'clock when your activator's going to play. So if you're keen for free tickets to see Booney, then make sure you keep listening. We'll have one, two, three, four double passes to give away this afternoon.

We got a ton of tickets, so stick around. But we're going to kick off the show with Tradie versus Lady. $50 cash is up for grabs. The Tradies are on the comeback tour. If you want to play, 0800 dial ZM right now. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradie versus Lady. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. We are the Tradies and the Ladies. Last game of the week on a Friday. The tradies, they're on 80 wins for the year. The ladies are on 83. Our lady's calling from Palmy North. She's 33 and she has a Maine Coon cat. Welcome to the show, Tamara.

Hi, Tamara. Hi. How big is the cat? I don't know. She looks normal to me, but whenever I see another cat, they just look like a kitten. Yeah. They are big, big cats, aren't they?

Impressive cat, Maine Coon. You're taking on our tradie from Invercargill, the 21, and they love playing golf. Welcome to the show, Ben. Hello, Ben. How are we getting on? Good, mate. Good.

What is your handicap? Oh, I play for 16 at the moment. Just taking it along. Okay. Not bad. Not bad. 21. You're still young. How many days a week you getting out on the golf course, Ben?

Oh, mate, it's been a while since I played, actually. Probably try to get out once a week when I can. Once a week? Jeez, that's good. That's pretty good. You're playing for 50 bucks cash today, you both are. Ben, your buzzer is tradie. Tamara, your buzzer is lady.

The first of three correct answers wins tradie versus lady. Good luck to all. Here we go. Question number one. Which artist collaborated with Bruno Mars on the recent song Die With A Smile? We're playing it on ZM at the moment. She once wore a meat dress to the MTV Music Awards. No.

Will this give them a hint? Ra, ra, ra, ah, ah. Tony. I'm going to say Ben just got in. Rihanna. Tamara, do you want to? I love you, Ben. Lady Gaga?

It is, of course, Lady Gaga. It was harder than I thought it was going to be. Yeah. It was close, wasn't it? It was pretty obvious. It was, but I wasn't entirely sure. I thought it was going to be. Yeah. It was close, wasn't it? It was pretty obvious. It was, but I wasn't entirely sure. I thought it was going to be wrong. Same, same.

You've got someone within the profession. Yeah, it's pretty close. Yeah, it was in the realm. Question number two, one to the ladies. Name a product produced by Samsung. Tradies. Yes, Ben? We'll go phones.

Phones. We'll take phones. Nice work. He's on the board. One apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Tamara.

She's in your wheelhouse. She's not a strong music for our contestants today. I'll give you a hit, Ben. It's not Rihanna. Nobody. Oh, God. It's not Rihanna. Nobody. Oh, God. Is it Lady? Yeah, okay.

I'm sorry, but I'm not right. Give it a go. Give it a go. Beyonce? Yep. It is Beyonce. We're trucking along. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

Question number four. What is the legal age you're able to buy a lotto ticket in New Zealand? Tradie. Ben just got in. 18. Nice. 18 is correct. We are all tied up for this game on a Friday.

Question number five. For the win, daylight savings is this weekend. Do the clocks go forwards or backwards an hour? Tradie. Ben for the win. They would be going forwards an hour. Forwards an hour. He's got it.

Jeez, you almost choked on that one, Ben, but you did get it. He's got it. Oh, God. God. I think I should stick to building, I think. Stick to building. Stick to golf. Have a great weekend, guys.

Ben, you're the Tradiverse Lady Champion Perfect Well done guys Great game for a Friday Bree and Clint That's the Veronica's On ZM Bree and Clint It's the Aussie National Anthem

They changed it Yeah they're playing it At the AFL Grand Final This weekend eh Yeah they sure are Katie Perry's singing it Yeah Yeah

She's doing the National Anthem too. I saw this on TikTok. Gotta stand up when that song comes on, eh? Bloody oath. Put your hand on your heart. Let's go offs. Kevin Rudd wrote it. Okay, Rudd. Kevin 07, baby, let's go. Gotta

show you this. Came across this video of this woman. I think I knew what her name was, but it show you this. Came across this video of this woman. I think I knew what her name was, but it doesn't matter. She got very honest on TikTok when she jumped on this thread where people were saying, what is the pettiest thing you've ever done to an ex? Oh, yeah. And I think this girl may have taken the gold medal

for the most petty thing you've ever done to an ex. Take a listen. My ex sent me an invitation to his wedding with a girl that he cheated on me with. may have taken the gold medal for the most petty thing you've ever done to an ex-Tagalism. My ex sent me an invitation to his wedding with the girl that he cheated on me with, just to piss me off. But I wasn't mad at all. No, no, no. I went to that wedding.

And I brought two dates. I brought her ex-boyfriend and the guy that she was cheating on my ex with. They are now divorced. Whoa. Whoa. I think we have to listen to it again So we can take it all in There's layers to that

My ex sent me an invitation to his wedding With the girl that he cheated on me with Just to piss me off But I wasn't mad at all No, no, no I went to that wedding And I brought two dates I brought her ex-boyfriend

And the guy that she was cheating on my ex with They are now divorced I love how much satisfaction she has in her voice at the end. Yeah, she's basking in their misery. She's just living for it. Yeah. Yeah. She played the long game, you know?

Like most people wouldn't show up to that wedding, but. No, they wouldn't. And you know how they say two wrongs don't make a right? Sometimes it does. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it does. But three does. Three? She just had to hit the mother load.

Exactly. Sometimes you just need to go a step further and get real dirty petty with it. I demagnetized a girl's F-Post card once because she had done something to me. You're such a badass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But obviously I didn't want to, like, majorly inconvenience her, but just enough so that...

Oh, why isn't my F-Boss card working? How annoying! It felt like the perfect crime at the time. Yeah, for sure. Because it's largely untraceable, but... Yeah, no, that's... But I knew. Bad boys for life.

This is before pay wave too. So she would have had to go to the bank and get a new F-Boss card or ring them and wait for one to be posted out and then put a pin number on it. Just like slight inconvenience. Yeah. I think I took the caps off of X's tires once. Oh, yeah?

Like the little air caps. Yeah. Which is annoying. It is annoying. Because you have to go buy new ones. Yeah. Not like majorly annoying, but annoying enough. But just a slight inconvenience, you know?

It's petty. That's what it is. It's petty stuff. Do you have a little petty thing that you did to an ex that you'd like to share with us? Made you feel better? Maybe you locked them out of their Facebook account. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you changed their password.

Yeah. Put a status update saying that they were, I don't know, a Trump supporter or something. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You know, just stupid, petty, slight inconvenience. Tell us about it. The pettiest thing that you did to get back at an ex You can call us on 0800 ZM

Or you can text it in to 9696 And we'll read it out Maybe you wrote their phone number On every form That you had to fill out for the next year Yeah that's good too You know stuff like that You signed them up to Greenpeace

Yeah We're asking what's the petty thing you did to get back at an ex and boy, you guys have delivered on this topic. God, there's some rippers on the text machine. We'll kick it off with this one. Someone said, I went to a party at my ex's flat and he wasn't

there. Happened to be having a chat with the girls in his room and was standing by his open bedroom drawers with my drink. An intrusive thought took over and I poured my RTD through his drawers. He came home from a weekend away,

I'm sure, with sweet-smelling wet clothes. And probably a lot of ants. So good. He would have had ants in his pants. So good. Someone else texted and said, One ex tried to hook up with me again. So I said I was house sitting and gave him an address

to a random house three hours away that I was not at. Oh, wow. That's a big inconvenience. Tony's here. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi. What did you do, Tony?

The pity thing you did to an ex. This was so petty, hey. So I had a boyfriend. He wasn't really nice to me, but he wanted me to do his laundry. Okay. So it was my first time meeting him and trying to start a relationship, and he used to have a very bad, sweaty smell. Wait, are you telling me, Tony, the first time you met this bloke,

he's like, can you do my laundry? Yes, well, isn't it the first time when you go to the boy and you accept, okay, I'm going to have a relationship with this guy? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Red flag, but yeah, sure. Red flag. He's beautiful, you know what I mean?

Yeah, he's beautiful, but he's stinky. And so what happens? Then I found out he's stinky. So he was still on a business trip. And I was so kind and he was so rotten to me. And he said to me, do my washing. I said, oh, sure, I'll do your washing, mate. So I took his clothes, all the clothes he had gone to pack for his business trip.

I took them. I just ran the water in the bathtub and I dipped them in the water and I hung them on the line. Dipped each one in the water and hung it on the line with that sweaty smell. When they dried, I pressed those clothes immaculately. But they would have raked of sweat, wouldn't they, Tony? You send them away with freshly folded stinky clothes. Yes. Oh, you're that bee, Tony.

I'm here for it. You're going on a business meeting. How perfect. He would have smelt like absolute shit. Thanks, Tony. Gay's here. Hi, Gay. Hi, Gay.

Oh, it's Jade. Oh, Jade. Jade. Sorry, Jade. I love listening to you guys. It's all right. Thanks, Jade. This is a long I love listening to you guys. It's all right. Thanks, Jade. This is a long time ago, back in 2005.

Going through a marriage breakup, still together, but quite messy. Okay. Picked up our Friday night usual takeaways. Quite a long trip into town. Nothing to fall back on. My husband always got a dozen wontons with sweet and sour sauce with whatever else we got. Right.

That was his thing? I hated them. It was his thing. So ordered the usual. I picked it up on my own. And on my way home. I know where this is going. On my way home, I passed a very well-known, familiar,

local homeless guy on the corner. And I took the 12 wontons out of the bag and I gave them to the homeless guy. And I got home and my husband was really dark and sulky about them forgetting to put the wontons

in his order. I thought, Jade, you were about to say, so on the way home I ate all 12 of his wontons, even though I hated them. Well, I think I did one better wontons, even though I hated him. Well, I think I did one better than that because I actually did a good deed.

You did. Exactly. You made yourself feel good about something you did. It's revenge and it's community service at the same time. It's good all round. We're talking about petty things you did to get back at an ex. Someone said, I slightly inconvenienced my ex by changing all the silverware around in the drawer so it wasn't where it usually is. Oh, that would be so annoying. Someone else said, I found outienced my ex by changing all the silverware around in the drawer so it wasn't where

it usually is. Oh, that would be so annoying. Someone else said, I found out he was cheating on me so when he was on holiday, I sewed shut all the sleeves on his shirts and pillowcases. That's ruthless. So when they put their arms in their sleeves, their hands wouldn't come out. Break your wrist. This might be my favourite

one out of all the texts. They said, 30 years ago I had a spare key to my ex. Have we got them? No, no. I had a spare key to my ex's car and every time I saw it parked around town I would move it to the end of the street

to a block away. It was okay though. I never felt bad. He cheated on me. That's hilarious. That is my favourite. They would be going insane. You'd be going absolutely mental. They would think that they had dementia. They would be like, yeah, yeah.

You'd be like, I didn't park it all the way down there. Yeah, yeah. Or every time you see the car, you get in and you just move their seat. You just move the seat into a different position. So every time they get in the car, that is so funny. So it's a bit weird. I cut the legs off my partner's jeans, all of them, and I folded the cut off legs back up, neat and tidy.

So he didn't notice the legs had been cut off until he went to put them on. Brilliant. Someone else said my ex's PlayStation account was under my email address. During the floods last year, I changed the password to cheater and logged him out of all the accounts and never replied to his texts when he asked me for the password.

You've ruined his PlayStation. That's brilliant. Last one's anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi there. I'm just sitting here listening to all of those and I was thinking I really should stop drinking wine

after I'm going to tell you the story. No, anonymous, come on. What did you do, mate? Well, actually, well, yeah, I was involved in that, but my sister, her husband was having an affair with her best friend and she found out about

it and neither party was privy to the fact that she knew so, you know, obviously I went round to her house and she was feeling a bit sorry for herself and I sort of said to her, don't get sad, let's get even. Oh no. We got a pair of his like real yuck undies

and we rubbed them round the toilet bowl and made her friend a birthday cake and took it round to her house, gave it to her and by this time she still didn't know that we knew. And when we got there, we walked into her kitchen and her whole family lived there. We left it on the bench and just walked out. And so I would say by the time she opened up the cake, she knew that we knew. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Anonymous, did you bake the dirty undies into the cake? We did undie bake. You didn't tell us that, the Anonymous. Stuff a potato bake. You didn't tell us the undies were in the cake. You guys did an undie bake. We did undie bake. So every time we see her, we go, oh, my God, look, it's undie bake.

Anonymous, keep being you. That's fantastic. We appreciate it. That's good stuff, Anonymous. I'm going to leave you on this one. These are petty ways you got back at an ex. I put laxative in my ex-husband's dinner the night before he ran a marathon. I think that's good.

That's so good. It's petty, but it's good that's so good it's petty but it's good Brian Clint the latest act to say screw you New Zealand we hate you

we're not coming shove it up your bum is no other band but Oasis Oasis have reportedly booked two Australian cities

for their 2025 reunion tour. Let me guess, Sydney and Melbourne. Sydney and Melbourne. Of course. Correct. And no New Zealand. No Auckland. No Wellington.

It's so rude, isn't it? No Christchurch. You're so over it. Just like Billie Eilish. Just like Taylor Swift. Olivia Rodrigo. I forgot about Olivia Rodrigo. She was one.

That means that I think it's just Benson Boone, Luke Holmes and Dua Lipa, which is good. I mean, it's a pretty good line-up. Coldplay's coming too. Oh, yeah, yeah. But Coldplay locked in ages ago. Yeah, but still counts. Before everybody started skipping New Zealand, Coldplay.

Before it was cool to hate New Zealand, Coldplay. Yeah, yeah. But I reckon they would still come. They're good people, Coldplay. They are good peoples. Yeah. I just want to know why everybody hates us and what we did and whose fault it is. Because you've got to blame someone like this in this situation.

You need a scapegoat. And I do wonder if it's former Prime Minister Helen Clark. Why are you blaming Helen Clark? Because she's the one who doesn't want concerts at Eden Park. Is she the one? Is she? It's literally her. Why, does she live around there or something?

She does. Does she? Yeah. I don't believe I'm besmirching anybody's name, but I think she's in charge of the Residence Association. Is she? Is she head of the community board around that area or something? Yeah, she runs the Mount Eden Facebook page.

That's a lie. I saw an interview with Machu Walters from 660 and he said that they had to go to like a meeting in Helen Clark. With her? Yeah, and she was like, we don't want any concerts here. Honestly, like I thought she was smarter than that. I thought you were cool. I thought she was smarter than that to buy around Eden Park

and then to complain that there's too much noise around Eden Park. Look, we're lashing out because we're hurt. Yeah. And we're hurt because... It's not personal,

we're just hurt. Yeah, we're hurt because people were just overlooking us. It just makes, it just makes everything worse, you know? We're already depressed.

Yep. We're already in a recession. We already can't afford... It's not fair. We can't afford to fly to bloody Australia all the time. We can't afford to bloody fly to Australia.

But, yeah, you're going to have to. If you want to see Oasis next year, you're going to have to go to Australia. To be honest, they'll probably break up before they get to Australia anyway. Yeah, that'll make us feel better. To be fair, the concert probably wasn't going to happen anyway. Yeah, so we don't even care, Oasis. It's the principle. Yeah.

It's the principle. It is the principle. Okay. Because maybe. It's the principle. Yeah. It's the principle. It is the principle. Okay. Something we have done over many, many years, six to be exact. We had our sixth anniversary on July 2nd. No one in the show remembered. We all forgot. No, there was an emergency thing that happened the day before.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did a photo collage the day before. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did a photo collage the day before. Correct. That was really nice. That was really cute, actually. As someone who's been married for about as long as this show has existed, it's very easy to forget anniversaries.

Well, I don't like to forget. As we've seen on this show, I always like to celebrate with a little musical number, whether that be hiring someone off the app Fiverr to record an R&B track or whether it be getting Navy to record a song in her apartment in London and send it to us. Those were both goodies. They were both great. This year I thought I have to go bigger, have to go home, go big,

and all those good things. Hence why it's late, okay? Yeah, good things take time. Hence why the anniversary song is late. Be patient, please. We played it yesterday on the show and I thought, I don't want our three o'clockers to miss out. No.

So here it is, Kaylee Bell, one of the hottest things in country music right now, who actually said yes to this. I can't believe it because she's such a GB. I've written lyrics. It's all in there. Our six-year anniversary song for the Bree and Clint show. Two idiots on the airwaves. Six years, what a hell of a ride.

You better strap in because there's a lot of things we don't get right. From Brown Eyed Producer Ella and Clint lost the vibe with the pole. Prebeat the world record for sticking matchsticks up her nose. They're two unhinged millennials, Brie and Clint. Clint hadn't seen any movies. That's something we had to make right. We got naked for a good cause. pre-coasted with Mama Di. Call lost 100 meters, I think she took the wrong route.

We ate a raw potato when it was worse on the way out. To unhinged millennials, that's Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. There it is. Hang on, I'm going to get this. Yee-haw! Oh, that hurt.

You sounded like a real cowboy then. Right? Yeehaw! That's better, yeah. Hey, it's been... I can't yeehaw, I can't chahoo, but I can recognise a banger when I hear it. That is a real treat. Thank you.

Absolute banger from Kaylee Bell. Really appreciate her. Really appreciate you guys. When I say you guys, everyone here in the studio and people listening to the show. Thank you. Absolute banger from Kaylee Bell. Really appreciate her. Really appreciate you guys. When I say you guys, everyone here in the studio and people listening to the show. Six years. We need to celebrate the wins in six years. It's been a bloody great ride.

Yeah. We're still here. Here's to another six, hopefully. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. Hey! You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. Brie and Clint Time is waiting Hey You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second

Oh, one second This is the One Second Song Challenge. Brie and I are going head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible. And turns out we have some help from some friends. Nina is joining Team Brie. Hi, Nina. Hi. Let's win you this KFC, mate. And Jihan is joining Team Brie. Hi, Nina. Hi. Let's win you this KFC, mate.

And Jihan is joining my team. Hi, Jihan. Hi, Jihan. Hey, how are you? We're going to do this and we're going to do it good, Jihan. You ready? Yep. Cool.

Me too. Claudia, you run this game. What are the rules? Man, you're having a day. Yeah, for the people that may have forgotten the rules, not naming any names, Clint, this is the one-second song challenge. Pretty simple.

You guys are working in teams. You're going to take turns guessing the songs, and I need the artist's name and the name of the song. Just buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Let's go, baby. All right, so Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. The theme today, since Katy Perry's doing her grand AFL football grand final performance, which did you know is an Australian public holiday?

They all get the day off today. Is it today? It's tomorrow. No, it's Friday the 27th. They all get the today off. Yeah, but I think the grand final is tomorrow, isn't it? Either way, they get today off. They get a long weekend for it.

I didn't know. Maybe only in Victoria. Either way, I think we should get days off when the rope is on. So the theme today is past performers of the AFL pre-whatever it is, pre-match performances. Grand final, yeah, yeah, yeah. From the last 10 years. So you should know all of them.

Brian, you guys are going first. Buzz in with your name if you know it. Clint. Clint. Ed Sheeran, Castle on the Hill. Oh, you guys are going first. Buzz them with your name if you know it. Clint. Clint. Ed Sheeran, Castle on the Hill. Oh, you're still sharp, aren't you? Sheeran. To be honest, I forgot we started.

I've got us the early advantage. Jihan, it's over to you now, okay? Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Nina and Jihan, this one's for you. Come on, Nina. Jihan, Jihan. Nina and Jihan, this one's for you. Come on, Nina. Jihan, Jihan. Oh, Jihan.

Dance Monkey, Tons of Night. Well done. Yeah. Good work, Jihan. Jeez, you're on the ropes here, Bree. Yeah. Yeah, you have to get this one to stay in. You have to get this one. Okay. Okay, deep breaths, everyone. Bree. Yeah, you have to get this one to stay in. You have to get this one.

Okay. Okay, deep breaths, everyone. Bree and Clint, this one is for you guys. Bree. Bree. She does this. She does this. She buzzes in before she's heard this song.

I think she's got it. Black Eyed Peas. I got a feeling. It's okay, Jihan. We got a rap, rap, rap, rap, easy come, easy go. Now we on top, top, top. It's okay, Jihan. You got this, eh? You're not going to make me get a tie break, are you?

Let's get it. Let's get it. Okay, this is make or break. Here you go. Here we go. Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine. God, I gotta be down because I want it all. It started out with a kiss and it ended up like this. Nina. No idea. What?

Well done, Nina. Good thing. I mean, Nina had enough time to shazam it, but that's all good. Hey, we never said that's not allowed. It's not illegal. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're at match point now. Everyone's in.

Everyone can be on on this. First one to buzz in and you get it right is the winner. Okay. Here we go. Oh, I just wanted to see if Bree would guess before she heard the song. Oh, I was testing you again. Just play it. Okay.

Break. Break. That's Vance Joy, Reptile Shats. She's done it! Let's go, let's go! She came up from behind. My favourite. And behind. My favourite. And Nina.

My favourite way. Nina, you guys have snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Go on, Nina. Sorry, Jihan. I thought we had that, man. I know, man. We crumbled.

It was a good game. Close game. We're like fourth quarter All Blacks. We just went to shit. Yeah. I'm up. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint.

That's a very special Friday Jam for a very special person. Her name's Lucy and she's leaving ZM today. Give it up for Lucy. Fun fact, this is the second time she's left ZM and we played that song when she left the first time. Yeah. And I think that's the first time we've played it since we played it when she left the first time. It's the only time she's left ZM and we played that song when she left the first time. Yeah. And I think that's the first time we've played it since

we played it when she left the first time. It's the only time we play it. We only play it when you leave ZM. Yeah, it's special. Yeah, if you want to hear that song again you'll have to come back. Yeah, she'll come back

and then we'll play it again when you leave for the third time. Hey, Bailey, you've scored yourself two tickets to Benson Boone. Congratulations. Woo! Thank you so much.

You're welcome. Who are you going to go with? I'm going with my mum. Oh, how good. Oh, that'll be awesome, Bailey. Well, enjoy that. It's going to be so fantastic. The fireworks

and Rollerblades World Tour. Congratulations. Thank you so much. I want you to consider something for a second. Is the person that you work with that you've got a bit of a crush on, are they hot

or are they just work hot? I listened to this today and i think this is no one's ever no one's ever i think summed this up so well have a listen to this he's not hot he's work hot okay which is basically a two okay look at your workplace nobody there is cute So he seems like the golden nugget. The golden star. The golden boy. Okay, there is a man who is hot and there is a man who is work hot. Work hot man, not hot.

Work hot man is not hot. I do understand what she's saying. Yeah. Like in in the world of like work and what is on offer It can be slim pickings depending on where you work Yeah someone who in the

real world could be maybe a five might be bumped up to a nine. Where is a workplace where people are not just work hot but they're hot hot as well like what's a hot profession where hot people usually work? A modelling agency? Nah because the models don't work? A modelling agency? Nah. Because the models don't work at the modelling agency.

Yeah, but everyone there would be hot. Do you reckon? Yeah. Nah, if they were hot they'd be models. They wouldn't have to be in the agency. Nah, trust me. They'd be on the other side. Anyway, just consider that if you're going out for work drinks tonight. The Oppenheimer Group? Oh, I'm selling Sunset. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. They're all hot. No. No, they're not. Hey, we're talking about the man in the workplace, so you're talking about the twins. Oh, this doesn't apply for women? I guess it could, yeah. I think it applies for everyone.

Yeah, well, just keep it in the back of your mind. If you're going for work drinks tonight, because work hot guy is definitely extra hot when you've had a few drinks. Absolutely. But he might not be hot on Saturday if he's only work hot. You know, it's like if you go to a buffet and it's a real average buffet.

Yeah, yeah. You know, the mac and cheese ends up looking... Extra hot. Extra hot. Extra hot. Extra good. It ends up looking like a sirloin steak. Brie and Clint, we're going to do a Friday Okie next.

We're going to take on Hootie and the Blowfish. Stick with us. Brie and Clint. Their names Brie and the Blowfish. Stick with us. Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint. How we want to be with you. You can call me your fool. How we want to be with you. Quick, turn the Hootie off.

Ross is here. No, I will not turn it off. This is the number one show for Hootie and the Blowfish. The Bree and Clint show on ZM. Oh, hi, Ross Boss. I just walked in and Claudia went, oh, just in time. What was it? Someone said, just in time.

Yeah. Just in time for another Friday filled with Hootie and the Blowfish. Great Preview was my very first compact disc. Yeah. Great album. Yeah. I was born in the 1900s. Let's pull it back a bit, guys.

True or false? Tell us the truth. Did you get a complaint from upper management about us playing back-to-back blowies last Friday? The blowies, it's more like a side-to-side management type. Right, okay. So a side-on blowie. Yeah.

Sometimes that's the best. Like, it's just a little bit. Yeah, just a little bit. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. The reason we're so hard on Hootie and the Blowfish right now is we are performing

Hootie for Friday Oaky next. We just thought off the back of the success of the back-to-back blowies. We thought we need to, you know, really pay tribute and do a Friday Oaky. Every good marketing person will tell you you've got to be known for something.

And for us, it's blowies. Hootie and the blowies. Hootie and the blowies. So next, you can pick the winner of Friday Oki, the Hootie and the Blowfish special. I'm really looking forward to Bree's performance. Can I just warn people, just so you can get your head around this? Mm-hmm. Can I just warn people, just so you can get your head around this? I am 99% sure this is the worst Friday Oki I've ever done. No, like, no, Claudia's shaking her head.

It's not just me that has said that. Sam, who has a very good musical ear, who's recorded these, literally said to me, I think this is the worst one you've ever done. I've never wanted to hear a Friday Oki more. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Oki. Today it's the Hootie and the Blowfish special.

We'll be doing Let Her Cry. Let's let her cry. I'm glad we're playing an example of what the song sounds like. A reference track. Because mine sounds nothing like it. Two bits of feedback that have come through the text machine already for this week's Friday Okie. One text, how disappointing for Friday Okie.

What? They're not keen on Hootie. And then another text, I've got my nappies on in the car while in Auckland traffic because it sounds like Bree will be so bad I'm going to SHIT myself again. Look, and I've texted them back saying I hope that nappy is fresh because it's inevitable.

Like, I am warning the people and I'm actually trying to gear myself up for it. Yeah, I know you're genuine. Genuinely? Like, genuinely the worst I think I've ever done. I know you're nervous, so I would like to offer you the opportunity to go first or second. You want to get it out of the way? Nah, I don't want to get it out of the way. You want to prolong it as long as possible?

Nah, because you know what I'm holding out for? Yeah. I'm holding out that if we play yours first and yours is average, Right. it might soften the blow. Okay, that's fair enough. But it's the risk I take because a part of me

definitely feels like this could be in your wheelhouse for sure. I don't know because I haven't heard it either. Yeah. I've done it but I didn't listen to it back.

Alright, I'll go first, you'll go second. Then you can choose the winner of the Hootie and the Blowfish special for Friday, OK? Oh, no. 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer, and these are the results. Good luck, mate. She sits alone by a lamppost Trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind

That wasn't bad, That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. She said dad's the one I love most. But stops not far behind. She never lets me in. Only tells me where she's been When she's had too much to drink I said that I don't care

I just run my hands through her dark hair Then I pray to God you gotta help me fly away And just let her cry Let the tears fall down like rain Let her sing If it eases all her pain Let her go Let her walk right out on me

And if the sun comes up tomorrow Let her be Let her be I should have went first. Bit pitchy at the start. Yeah, but pretty good. Like, you wait till you hear mine. Like, I've done it, so I know how hard it is.

Mine's going to sound like a poo sandwich compared to that. Low stuff's not your specialty, is it? Someone said sweet baby Jesus. Surely Brie couldn't be worse than that. You wait. You. I don't even know if I can be here to listen to it because I'm going to be so embarrassed for myself, genuinely.

Really does the man who produces these songs come in to witness the play out live? He's here today. He's made a special trip. Sam, how do you think mine turned out? Thumbs up or thumbs down? What are your... He's always so supportive. He's saying thumbs up, but I know he's just being nice

Let's rip the bandaid off Here comes Bree This is Bree's Hootie and the Blowfish For the Hootie and the Blowfish Friday Okie Special She sits alone by a lamppost Trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind She says dad's the one I love the most But type's not far behind

She never lets me in Only tells me where she's been When she's had too much to drink Said that I don't care Just rub my hands through her dark hair Then I pray to God I gotta help me fly away Just let her cry I'm sorry. pain, let her go Let her walk right out on me And if the sun comes up

tomorrow, let her be Let her be You could have given me that for my birthday present and I would have been so happy. Someone just texted and said, Brie sounds like she's trying to sing while she's drowning. So someone just texted and goes,

Ka pai, Brie. Ka pai. Like, honestly, someone just said, still not as bad as driver's licence. Did you just listen to what I listened to? Someone just said still not as bad as driver's licence Did you just listen to what I listened to? Someone else said She sounds like an emo lesbian

Call me tattoo I don't think she said I don't think she said It was even worse than I thought An emo lesbian It was Honestly I could open up a kebab shop. There was so much flat

bread in there. Flat white bread throughout that entire performance. Someone's got to win. Someone's got to win. So who's it going to be? We need five phone calls on 0800 dial ZDM right now to tell us who is the winner of Friday Hockey.

Is it Bree or is it Clint? I knew it was going to be Ben. Why on a Friday? Now to tell us who is the winner of Friday Hockey. Is it Brie or is it Clint? Oh, jeez. That was bad. I knew it was going to be bad. Why on a Friday? Look, now I'm going to think about that all weekend. Five calls. Oh, $800.

You can review them. You can do whatever you want. We just need someone to tell us who won. Someone just said shame, Brie. Shame. Shame. Shame. I know.

I am ashamed. We have a winner straight after this on ZM. Bree and Clint. And we are the leading show for Hootie and the Blowfish. So this is the Hootie and the Blowfish Friday Oki special. Friday Oki. No one plays more Hootie. No one sings more Hootie.

And you just heard us take on the Hootie and the Blowfish classic, Let Her Cry. I think we like people. we don't need replays. I think everyone knows what they sounded like. We can do a replay of yours if we want. What if people have just joined us? No, no, they need the reference. They need to know. Okay?

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. My Hootie sounded like this. Oh, no, that's the whole song. My Hootie sounded like this. And just let her cry. Let the tears fall down like rain. And Bree's hoodie sounded like this. Just let her cry.

Let the tears fall down like rain. Rain. Rain. Hoodie in the briefcase. Jesus. Who's the winner? We've got five people standing by to review. Serena's on 0800 dials at M.

Hi, Serena. Hi, Serena. Hey, how's it going? Oh, been better, Serena. Give us your honest feedback, Serena. Well, I'll be honest. I was driving and nearly re-rendered the car in front of me. I was laughing so much. I'm so sorry.

Oh, no. How are you voting for it? Damn it,, no. How are you voting for it? Damn it, Serena. How are you voting for it, Serena? Sorry, sorry. I'm voting for Clint. I'm so sorry. I'm shocked, Serena.

I'm shocked. I know, right? Eyes on the road, Serena. Thank you very much. Brooklyn's here. Hi, Brooklyn. Hi, Brooklyn. Hi.

Hi. What did you think of our hoodie and the blowfish? It was, like like the best yet. It was the best yet? Yeah. In terms of giving you a good laugh or? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I thought so, yeah. Who are you voting for, Brooklyn? Well, I had Green, I had Clint, so I'm like, hmm, I think it'll be Green. But then I had Gage, and I'm like, oh. I think it'll be Brie. But then I had Jade, and I'm like, oh. So who are you voting for? Clint. Clint. Thank you, Brooklyn.

Have a great weekend. Appreciate that, Brooklyn. I completely understand. Harriet's here. Hi, Harriet. Hi, Harriet. Hi. Who's your vote for on Friday Okie?

Brie and her pitchy voice. Hey, my pitchy voice will take your pity vote, Harriet. Thank you. That's the ultimate backhand compliment. Nina's on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Nina. Hi, Nina. Hi.

What did you think of Hootie and the Blowfish? Oh, I have to go with Brie. I have to stay loyal to my one second song, keep me. Yes, Nina. It's you and me, ride or die, baby. Would you have voted for Brie regardless of how it sounded? Yes.

Okay. Yep. Nina and Brie for life. Love you. So it's not on performance? Clearly. Did you even have to ask? We're down to the wire

and it all comes down to James. Kia ora, James. Hi, James. Kia ora, how are you? Oh, not too bad, James. It all comes down to James. Kia ora, James. Hi, James. Kia ora, how are you? Oh, not too bad, James. It all comes down to your vote. You have the power. What do you reckon?

You know what? I actually used to like that song until you guys sang it. Yeah. Apologies. You guys definitely put the blow in Hootie and the Blowfish. Yeah. We blew. You've got to pick someone though, James.

Who's it going to be? I'm going to go for Clint this week. Yeah. Thank you, James. Thank you. Thank you. I've never been more excited to lose. Can I have yours on a CD just for the car?

Claudia, I will pay you. When I'm feeling down. Honestly, Claudia, I will pay you $50 to delete mine from the system forever so it's untraceable. Can I burn it to one CD and then that can just be the only copy of it? I'll pay you $150 to upload it to Spotify. Oh, deal. I hate you guys.

A-hole. We just performed Hootie and the Blowfish for Friday Okie and someone's texted and said, guys, that was more

Booty and the Ho-fish. I know which one I was. Booty and the Ho-fish. People are clever. Let's move right along to Birthday Banger. Oh, imagine if Hootie comes up today. Oh, I hope not. I think I'm all hootied out.

Number one song's When You Turn 16, and then we'll play our favourite one. Jamie's up first. Cue to Jamie. Happy Friday. Hi, Jamie. Hi, guys. Happy Friday.

Happy Christmas Day. Long time this Christmas, first time course. Yay! Oh, we do love an extra special on a Friday. Thanks for finally calling through, Jamie. Thanks for having me. It's very nice to have you here. What is your date of birth?

25th of the 9th, 1992. All right. That means you were 16 in 2008. We've done the calculations, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. I was all night, baby, you could have whatever you like. I said you could have whatever you like. T.I., King of the South.

What do you reckon, Jamie? Yeah, it wasn't pretty good. Was it a banger? It was a banger, yeah. It was a banger, yeah. It was a banger from TI. He was huge in 2008. He was very big. Working with Rihanna.

Okay, wait there. Let's do Rico's birthday banger. Hi, Rico. Hi, Rico. How you going? Good, thanks. What are you doing for your weekend, Rico? Probably working.

Working? Yeah. Okay, all right. Well, what is your date of birth? 1st of January, 2008. Wait. New Year's Day, baby. You're a freshie too.

This is the first year you could have played Birthday Banger, which means you were 16 this year on the 1st of January. And here's your Birthday Banger. I make it my own. Not the best idea. SZA. SZA. SZA. And here's your birthday banger. SZA. SZA. SZA.

What do you reckon, Rico? Do you like SZA? Oh, yeah. Mean song, eh? Mean song. It is pretty good. Kill Bill. That was a massive hit for SZA.

One more birthday banger for Matt. Kia ora, Matt. Hi, Matt. How's it? Good, mate. How's your week been? Yeah, not too bad. Pretty busy. Good to hear. Good to hear. Hey, Matt, what is your birthday?

4th of August, 1989. Right, that means you were 16, Matt, in 2005. And on the 4th of August, 2005, this was at the top. Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me. Shane! Listen to them cracking up. This was at the top. Don't you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me. Oh, no. Chains.

Listen to them cracking up. I love that. A bit of pussycat doll. Are you a pussycat doll, Matt? Oh, yeah, sure. You're a pussycat doll? You're a bit of a closet Nicole Scherzinger? Yeah.

I think you'd like to be in a closet with Nicole Scherzinger. You do. Who wouldn't? I'm voting for it. Me too. Are you? Yeah. Matt, well done, mate.

You just won birthday banger for a Friday. Congratulations. All right. Let's go. Yeah, it starts strong, this song. Plus the rhymes. I love this bit. Ooh, baby.

From 2005. Here's your birthday banger. Is it him? Ladies, let's go. Soldiers, let's go. Let me talk to you and just, you know Give you a little situation Bree and Clint Don't you believe it

All right, same See them Bree and Clint That's the winner of Birthday Banger From the Pussycat Dolls And Busta Rhymes It's Don't Ya That's the best

Pussycat Dolls song, isn't it? You reckon? No way What about Buttons? Oh, you like Buttons? Buttons is Sultry. It's got Snoop Dogg.

Yeah, okay. I love the part. I thought I saw a putty tap. Can't go past it. Snoop Dogg and the Pussycat Dolls is a very clever. Very good. So catchy. Lady Gaga, the new Joker movie comes out next week.

Yes, you and I are going to see it. Yes, we're going to the premiere. We're going to go see it. Joaquin Phoenix, obviously his second movie in the franchise as the Joker. And Lady Gaga is playing Harley Quinn. Yeah. So obviously with Lady Gaga in the film, she's going to do a song for the movie. Is she?

Is that what she does? Well. Generally. Yeah. She's like the. She has. She's like the modern Will Smith. Well, look at, what was does. Well. Generally. Yeah. She's like the. She has. She's like the modern Will Smith. Well, look at,

look at, what was the. Star is Born. Star is Born. Yeah. Was the biggest song of the year. Yeah. Shallow.

Anyway. Like Will Smith and Wild Wild West. Exactly. Yeah. It's a Wild Wild West. When they're all into the. He said that movie was his biggest career regret. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's big because he slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars. But anyway, Lady Gaga, the song for the film The Joker Movie is out. Have you heard it? No. Okay, so this is what the song sounds like. There's always a joker in the pack. There's always a lonely clown.

The poor laughing fool falls on his back, and everyone laughs when he's done. There's always a funny man in the game, but he's only funny by mistake. And everyone laughs at him just the same. When I heard this song, right, did it remind you of anything? Straight away. Straight away reminded me of the Kath and Kim theme song. Take a listen. It's just got a faster tempo. It's the same words.

It is the same song. Lady Gaga is a Kath and Kim fan? the same words. It is the same song. Lady Gaga is a Kath and Kim fan? Did this song exist outside of Kath and Kim? I think so. Right, okay. But, fun fact.

Gina Riley, who plays Kim on Kath and Kim's Sorry, wait, what? Sorry. Kim on Kath & Kim. Sorry, what? She's the one singing that. Is she? Yeah. She's a very good singer.

Oh, Claudia didn't know that either. Did you not know that? I was just Googling to see who the artists were and I'm like, oh, Gina Riley. That sounds really familiar. Yeah, she plays Kim on the show. So that is a cover. The Kath & Kim version is a cover of a real song. And then Lady Gaga has covered that song. Well, must have.

Because it sounds... It's the same words. It's the same words. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, she's got it. That is funny. But also, she's got it. That is funny. But also, this sounds really good.

It does sound good, eh? God, she's incredible. She can just do it all. In the context of the film, this sounds perfect. It does. But then also, so would this. Banger. That movie comes out next week.

Next week it comes out in cinemas. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you back on Monday on The Brian Clint Show. Be safe out there, guys. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Be safe out there, guys. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.