ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th August 2024
Episode Date: August 28, 2024Clint's very minor gripe. What day's Father's Day? Have you paid to attend a wedding? Cooking injuries (not for the faint of heart). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show
In the history of professional radio.
Danny Brie and Clint.
So, all for love, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Wednesday.
Happy hump day, everyone.
Oh, happy hump.
Happy hump.
Time to get a pump on that saddle and rider all the way into the sunset.
I don't know where you are listening today, but where we are, nice dry hump today.
Yeah, relatively dry.
No, completely dry hump.
Completely dry.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, you never know, though.
There's still time.
No, you never know.
Your hump can always end up moist at some stage, but at the moment, we're enjoying a dry hump. Could be a late moist hump.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
And sometimes you need that.
Today, on the show, some fun stuff.
We're going to get a bunch of people in the draw to see Sabrina Carpenter in Los Angeles. We'll do
that, the first one of those, before 4 o'clock
on the show today. Yeah, that's
going to be massive.
We've also got an amazing
prize, as per usual, all thanks to
the Tool Shed for Tradie vs Lady.
If you want to play, be a part
of it, you can give us a call right now.
0800 DIAL ZM will get you on.
Bree and Clint.
It's the Tradie vs Lady.
It's the Tradie vs Lady!
Thanks to the tool shed.
Kiwi owned, trusted
by Tradie.
It sure is.
That amazing tool set worth $149 thanks to the tool shed
and $50 cash up for grabs.
The ladies, they're on 77 wins for the year.
The tradies on 66.
Our tradies from Christchurch, they're 26,
and they're driving back from their Queenstown holiday.
Welcome to the show, Ollie.
G'day, Ollie.
Hello. What did you do on your trip? Did you go to Ferg Burger, hit the slopes? Yeah, went to Ferg Burger
and Ferg Baker. Went to Ice Bar. Did you go skiing
or snowboarding? No, not a skier. Yeah, fair.
Just enjoy the food in Queenstown. Yeah. You didn't do the
bungee, did you, Ollie?
No, I don't think I'll be up to that.
Did you do the luge?
Nah, I've done the one in Motoro
and apparently that's better.
Did you do the jet boating?
No.
God, we're just peppering Ollie with questions.
We're just interrogating him about his holiday.
Plenty to do next time, I guess.
You're taking on our lady from the Tron.
She's 24 and her cat killed a rabbit.
Welcome to the show, Pudi.
Hello, mate. Hi.
Was it a
wild rabbit?
Oh my gosh, no. So it was my
neighbour's rabbit and I thought
my cat and my rabbit would be best friends
so I put them in the room together
and yeah, went back in
and my poor bunny was dead.
You thought a cat and a rabbit would be best friends? dead. You thought a cat and a rabbit would be best friends?
Sorry?
You thought a cat and a rabbit would be best friends?
Absolutely.
They're both fluffy.
Okay, all right.
I mean, it's an interesting thought.
By that logic, you're 100% correct.
Yeah.
Okay.
Turns out.
She's like, I've seen Milo and Otis.
Why wouldn't it work for a cat and a rabbit?
Yeah. All right, let's see how you go. That's like, I've seen Milo and Otis. Why wouldn't it work for a cat and a rabbit? Yeah.
All right, let's see how you go.
That's such a sad story.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Let's see how you go with our tradie versus lady questions.
Your buzzer is lady.
Ollie, yours is tradie.
First to three wins the prize from the tool shed.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What was the name of Batman's sidekick?
Brady.
Brady, just.
Just. Robin. Robin. Pretty, just. Just.
Robin?
Robin.
It was Batman and Robin.
Nice work.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
If I was eating fresh and fruity,
what type of food would I be eating?
Pretty.
Yes, Ollie.
Ice cream?
No.
That's a good guess.
Pudding?
Oh, my gosh.
Fresh and fruity.
Popsicle? No. Another good guess, but we? Oh my gosh. Fresh and fruity? Popsicle?
No.
Another good guess, but we were looking for yoghurt.
Yoghurt.
No points there.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
She's an Aussie.
Was on Neighbours.
Freddie. Yes, Olliebours. Freddie.
Yes, Ollie.
Kylie Nogue.
Well done.
Nice, Ollie.
Well done.
Come through in the clutch.
Well done.
That means we're one apiece in this game.
Question number four.
What postal company did Tom Hanks' character in the movie Castaway work for?
Freddie. Yes, Ollie. USPS. Oh, that's a great guess. That is a great guess. Tom Hanks' character in the movie Castaway work for? Freddie?
Yes, Ollie.
USPS?
Oh, it's a great guess.
That is a great guess.
But it's not, Pudi.
It was all the packages that washed up on the beach.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm so sorry.
Real company, real company.
It's a real company.
Courier.
No.
You're both going to kick yourself.
It was FedEx.
Oh, my God.
Of course.
Okay, we're still one apiece in this game.
Question number five.
I hope no one is smoking anymore, but can anyone name a brand of cigarettes?
Trady.
Yes, Ollie.
Holiday.
Holiday.
Oh, you are right in there.
Are you a smoker, Ollie?
He's just been on holiday.
No, but I used to work at New World.
Yeah. I used to work at New World.
Yeah.
I used to work at a gas station.
Okay, two to the tradies,
one to the ladies.
You need this one,
Pudi, to stay in it.
Question number six.
What does Volkswagen,
the German car brand,
translate to in English?
Is it so speedy,
look but don't touch,
or the people's car?
Pudi.
Ollie.
People's car. He's Ollie. People's car.
He's got it.
That's the win.
Well done, Oliver.
You have got $50 cash and that prize from the tool shed and a rare tradie victory in tradie versus lady.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Well done, guys.
Good game today.
Thanks, Poodie, as well. You were good fun.
Thanks, Pootie. No worries. Keep that cat
of yours out of harm's way, okay?
No, the bunny.
The bunny's dead. Yeah.
I think it was her neighbour's cat.
I'm confused.
Bree and Clint. I went to my local
coffee shop today and they've changed something and I am
not. I am not happy about it.
Okay, so the things that I let me have a couple of guesses it's either the coffee beans the milk
like the brand or the barista none of those things although it was a new barista today
and i didn't like her tone but that's not the main part of my gripe i have a favorite person
there that i like to see and she wasn't on today.
But no, this is not it.
I love the simple things in life, and one of those things is a coffee card.
Your little coffee card.
Where you get a stamp every time you get a coffee, and your 10th coffee is free.
I have one of those, but for spray tans.
Totally.
Yeah.
They work.
They make you go back to the place that you like because you know that you've got a bit of loyalty there.
You get a stamp.
This here is your 10th coffee is free.
Yes.
I've got eight stamps on this.
Okay.
I only needed one more stamp for my free coffee.
Yep.
You're right at the end.
Ordered my regular flat white today.
Yeah.
Handed over the card.
Girl said to me, oh, we're not doing the cards anymore.
No, but that means they give you that coffee for free. We're not doing. No, but that means they give you that coffee for free.
We're not doing the cards anymore.
That means they give you that coffee for free.
I'm ropeable.
I said to her, but I'm on my last stamp.
And what'd she say?
I'm on my last stamp.
I just need one more stamp.
God, I'm hooked.
What's happening?
She handed me a flyer and she said, we've got an app now.
And if you sign up to the app, when you sign up to the app,
you get your first coffee free.
That's no fun.
You've put in all the work.
I don't want an app.
You bought your little card in.
I don't want another app on my phone.
Did you say that to her?
I also don't want to, I know this sounds a bit tinfoil hattie,
but I don't want to give my information to another company.
You just want the analog card. I just want to come in information to another company. You just want the analogue card.
I just want to come in, get a cup of coffee, hand you my little card, you give me a little
stampy stamp.
If you're feeling fun and friendly, you might give me an extra stamp on days like that.
That's always a bit of fun.
You know that's always a bit of fun?
Yeah.
Cost nobody nothing, except a coffee every tenth time.
And now you want me to get a goddamn app?
I don't want to get an app.
I'm glad you're on my page about the app.
I thought you were going to call me a boomer
about the app. While we're here, I'll have
a similar gripe. I went to a
restaurant the other night with my
mother. I wanted to take her out
to one of her favourite places. We sit down.
Oh, I know what this gripe is going to be. I feel
the same way. And then I go, right, I'll go up
and order for us. Went up to order
and the person at the counter goes, oh, you
have to scan the QR code and order for us. Went up to order and the person at the counter goes, oh you have to scan the QR code
and order on your
phone. And I said, no
I don't want to do that. I'm coming
here to pay for the service where I don't have
to use my phone. I want to be off my phone for a bit.
Here, look. If you're a restaurant at the
moment and you're considering
going to that QR thing on the table
don't do it. Oh, even if you
have the option for people that want to,
but you have both.
Everybody just ends up on their phone for like the first five or ten minutes.
I said to my mum.
Someone's got to put in their credit card.
My mum said to me, she's like, if you weren't here,
I'd just walk off and go somewhere else because I don't know how to do that.
That's the only power we've got these days.
You walk off and you order on Uber Eats
And get it delivered to your house
We stage a mass walkout
Over a free coffee
We protest
I would have kicked up a stink
I gave her the stink eye
Big time
But she didn't care
She was like I don't care
I don't want your stupid app
So I'm in the market for a new coffee shop.
Free in Clint. Have you paid
to attend a friend
or family member's wedding?
Or any wedding. Or any wedding.
Like a ticket price. Yeah, like a ticketed
event. There's this text here. Tell me
if you think that this counts. Someone said in
2012 when I married my ex-husband
we charged people $35 per
person towards the meal in lieu of gifts.
Everyone was happy to pay, and a few people got gifts as well.
We figured people would likely put that into a gift anyway,
but we were already living together, so we didn't need house stuff.
I think that's completely fair enough.
I think that's okay.
I think that's fine.
But why is that different?
Because you're still charging them to attend.
You still want them to pay for their meal.
But I agree with you, it is different.
That does sound fine.
I guess it's the way that you frame it, isn't it?
You know what?
I actually don't hate the idea of charging for a wedding anyway.
Okay.
Like, weddings are very expensive.
Yeah, but it's your choice to have one.
Yeah, that's true.
But then, I mean, yeah, have one. Yeah, that's true.
But then, I mean, yeah, then... You know, that's what it comes back to because you don't have to have one.
It's expensive.
Maybe I'll just cut all my friends out so that I don't have to go to anyone's wedding and pay for it.
Yeah, if you charge for your wedding, the guests will be like,
I paid for these decorations.
I wouldn't have done this.
I wouldn't have.
I would not have served this.
I think the amount you charge would
correlate with how much the meal
costs. Sure, okay. Which then
I think it's okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. Like they're not
paying for everything else. You just don't want your
guests to think that you made a profit, you know?
Exactly. But if they're paying for how much
the meal cost you at the venue
then I think that's okay. I don't know. Utah's
here. Hi, Utah. Hi, Utah.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Have you paid to go to a wedding?
It's not paid to go to a wedding.
From in the south of Germany,
it's actually a typical normal thing that you have a public wedding
and you pay for whatever you consume.
So you pay for your dinner
and you pay for your drinks.
Yeah.
Unless you're a very small circle of like the immediate family of bride and groom,
they don't pay.
They get invited.
But everyone else just pays for whatever they have all day.
When you say a public wedding, do you mean like anyone can go?
Not quite like this.
But if you're like in a smaller village or something,
you would sort of just about put it in the paper.
Right.
Wow.
Okay. You open it up in the paper. Right. Wow, okay.
You open it up to the town.
Yeah.
And then you have it in the local hall,
so you have a maximum of, I don't know,
two or three hundred people.
Yeah.
But yeah.
And then you put it in. And even if you had invitations,
you would still pay for it.
Like, yeah,
most of the 80% of people attending
would pay for their own meal.
I kind of love that too.
You get to find out how much,
how popular you are in the village, how much the rest of the village likes you
depending on how many people show up.
Yeah, that's so interesting.
There's a really awkward text.
Someone said,
friends charged for a wedding in lieu of gifts,
like the one person before.
The $35 dinner plate.
Yeah, in lieu of gifts, which was fair enough.
But then they sent out invoices and overdue fees.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Like.
Oh, I feel awkward.
And then they take you to the creditors.
Oh.
They sell you debt to bake off.
Georgina's here.
Hi, Georgina.
Hi, Georgina.
Hi.
You paid to attend a wedding, Georgina?
Well, it was our wedding.
Oh, okay.
We'd only saved enough for the immediate family,
and a lot of my aunts and uncles and cousins were really keen to come.
Okay.
And it was their suggestion that if they pay for the meal, can they attend?
Yeah.
And so I was like, yeah, sure. The meal's $60 per head.
So all the family that wanted to come that weren't immediate family
gave me $60 each to cover their meal for the night, and they came.
And that means how many was there, do you reckon, Georgina, that paid?
A good 20 or so.
Oh, yeah?
Numbers kind of doubled because we were looking for a smallish wedding anyway.
Did anybody pay
that you would have preferred
not come to your wedding
but then they had to come
because they'd paid their $60?
No, no.
I was really close
with all my family.
It was just our budget
didn't allow it.
Yeah, fair enough.
Okay, that's cool.
And Georgina told the cousins
she didn't like very much
it was $120.
Yeah, yes, I love that.
Priced it out of it. Just to weed out, you know, the ones she didn't want120. Yeah, yeah. I love that. Priced it out of it.
Just to weed out, you know,
the ones you didn't want there.
Georgia, finally.
Hi, Georgia.
You're a wedding planner.
Yeah, so I used to plan weddings
over in Australia.
Yeah.
How common is it to charge
for people to attend your wedding?
It's a little bit common,
to be honest.
Okay.
It happens quite a bit.
The wedding that I mostly remember
was this $5 million wedding
that we planned on a private island.
Wait, a $5 million wedding?
$5 million wedding.
Holy Toledo.
Okay.
Yeah, so she made the guests pay $400 just for the food, drinks,
all that kind of stuff.
And then they had to pay for accommodation on top of that.
$400?
You're spending $5 million on your wedding, but you can't...
Well, it sounds like the people going to the $5 million wedding
could afford $400.
No, but you know what I mean.
If you're already dropping $5 mil,
what's an extra $400 per person going to do?
How many people were invited to this wedding, Georgia, you reckon?
It was about 300-ish.
Wait, so how much is
what's 300 times 400?
We know the math. Hold on.
You don't do the math, Georgia.
It's like 12,000-ish.
Jeez.
It's 120 grand.
Was this on Hamilton Island, Georgia?
Hayman Island.
Hayman Island. Ohman Island. All fancy.
Okay.
Yeah, so private little island.
How the other half live, I guess.
Maybe that's how they do it.
I wonder what presents people were giving at that wedding.
What was the bougiest present?
Did someone bring a camel or something like that, Georgia?
They brought them a private yacht.
No, they did not.
Are you joking?
Who are these people?
These are some rich couple over in Australia.
Wow.
Very weird.
What kind of champagne do you remember was served at the wedding?
We had the really big, like, magnum bottles.
Yeah.
And we were walking around pouring them for the whole night.
Probably Cristal.
Probably Lindale.
Passion Pop. Limited Reserve. Yeah. It would for the whole night. Probably Cristal. Probably Lindale Limited Reserve.
It'd be the special reserve. It'd be the best. That's so interesting, Georgia.
Thanks for calling. $5 million wedding.
$5 million wedding.
The pressure on that marriage to last.
How are you spending
$5 million?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm sure it's doable, obviously.
I don't know if it is.
What, was the wedding dress a million bucks?
Well, everybody overcharges you for services at a wedding.
If they knew your budget was 5 mil, they'd be like,
it's actually $45,000 for me to DJ a wedding.
Yeah.
We had the rings handcrafted by blind monks.
And forged in the fires of Mordor.
We then stole the Lord of the Rings ring from the set of the movie,
the original, and had it shipped over.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, there's a huge announcement today
regarding the Kelsey brothers and their podcast.
Oh, my goodness.
Sit down.
They've just signed a $100 million deal for their podcast.
Now, let me just give you the deal.
Obviously, this is Travis, Kelsey, who dates Taylor Swift,
and Jason, Kelsey.
The podcast is called New Heights.
You've all probably heard of it by now.
Started out in 2022.
You know, it was cool.
It was a podcast, whatever.
Then, of course, Travis starts dating Taylor Swift,
the biggest star in the entire world.
And then everyone rushed to the podcast
because everyone wanted to hear him talk about her and announce it.
And he has over time.
The podcast has really evolved.
Like, it used to be just about NFL.
Now it's very, very, very broad.
$100 million deal. This is in the same
week. Call Her Daddy, Alex
Cooper's podcast, just
signed a $125
million deal with SiriusXM.
This is where it's at. This is where the money
is. I'm just going to say one thing.
This just proves Taylor Swift,
she
is the unstoppable force of the world.
You date Taylor, you get $100 million.
Where Taylor goes, the money flows is definitely true.
You could say she put him on the Spotify map.
Arguably, yeah.
Crazy that they're now in the same conversation as Call Her Daddy,
the world's biggest podcast.
I will say about those boys that they do a good podcast.
Like I wouldn't, generalising,
you wouldn't expect two NFL dudes doing a podcast
to be as good as they are, but they are.
They both have really big personalities.
Especially Jason.
Huge personality.
And then I feel like they complement each other really well.
So it makes for, like, a good listen.
Jason Kelsey went to the Olympics.
Yeah.
Sorry, Dean.
Oh, have we discussed, actually,
while we're on the topic of the Kelsey Bells,
have we discussed some of Travis's new projects?
Have we talked about the fact that Adam Sandler
is putting him in the new Happy Gilmore, like, sequel
because he asked him to be in it?
No.
Travis was like, Travis said to Adam Sandler,
I really loved, I'd love to be in the next one.
And so they made a role for him.
Yeah, that's amazing.
That's wild.
He's doing all the right things.
I was going to say, Jason Kelsey went to the Olympics
to support the USA women's sevens team.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
And they were like, this is how rugby works.
And he's like, crazy man,
where's your helmets?
Put some helmets on.
That's the latest
live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
There's an article out today
which is talking about
how Gen Zers
aren't enticed
into a workplace
to take a job
by the salary.
Are you sure?
This is what this article is saying.
So new research from a recruitment agency,
they surveyed 27,000 workers.
39% of the workers said they wouldn't take a job
if it didn't provide the benefits they wanted.
So work perks.
Right.
So they're saying the salary is not,
are they saying it's not the defining detail?
It's not the main thing.
Apparently in this survey,
a lot of the Gen Zers were saying the work perks
are the most important thing and then salary.
Right.
Are you sure this study wasn't done by like the employer's union?
You know when like a wine company is like,
we've just found out that wine is healthy for you.
I think we're talking about things that will save you money.
Okay.
Like so they talk about this particular young woman who's 26
and she's working, she was working for a major tech company.
Yeah.
And so things she had as work perks in that role included
she received reimbursement for public transport costs.
Sure.
Her phone was paid for.
Free lunches.
Yeah.
And free health insurance.
Ah, okay.
You know, so it's things that add up that obviously you can-
American.
It'll be American. No, it's an that add up that obviously you can- American. It'll be American.
No, it's an Australian company.
Yeah.
I thought maybe American where you have to have health insurance, but-
Collectively, she reckons the work perks from that job saved her between $10,000 and $20,000
on top of her annual salary.
Okay.
And she's saying-
I guess you don't get taxed on that, so-
Well, that's the thing.
Yeah.
And anyway, she got made redundant from that job.
Oh.
But she then applied for another job that was a very similar role.
And then she was quite shocked to learn that the salary was the same.
Yeah.
But it didn't include any work perks.
So she was actually taking a step backwards.
Yeah.
She was like, nah, I don't want to work there.
What perks do we get
in this job?
We get our phone bill paid?
Our phone is paid.
We get,
some of us
get a car park
in the city.
Yeah,
some of us.
Which I mean,
I don't think,
can I just say,
I don't think
that's a work perk.
It is.
Is it?
Yeah, it is.
I feel like that's
a basic thing.
Nah.
That all companies should provide. It used to be, but it's not anymore. You know? Yeah, it is. I feel like that's a basic thing. Nah. That all companies should provide.
It used to be, but it's not anymore.
You know?
Yeah, I know.
I feel like all companies, if you've got a place in the city,
you should provide parking.
I had the calculator at like $5,500 for your-
It's not cheap.
Like what it measures up to for like a salary thing.
Yeah, so you either get the car park.
Does that mean like, let's say if I didn't have my licence
or didn't drive, and they were like, here's the car park,
could I say, I'd rather the five and a half grand, please?
Yeah, technically, bud.
Good luck, I think.
Yeah, I think they'd just say, well, too bad.
And a work perk for working in a radio station,
get the odd concert ticket as well.
You do get the odd ticket here and there.
Anything else, producers, that you can think of that are work perks?
My work perk is I get to work with Bree and Clint. You don't get you can think of that are work perks? My work perk is I get
to work with Bree and Clint.
You don't get a car park though. Nah, don't.
We didn't
pay her to say that. Which one would you prefer?
Car park.
Me too.
What about you Ella? You're the Gen Z, the resident
Gen Z. Do you reckon the perks are good
enough for you to stay here at this company?
Oh wow.
I would always take
some more work perks, to be honest.
What would you like?
What would I like? A car park.
Bussing's expensive.
Or what if they pay for your public
transport? If they can't offer you...
Claudia's nodding her head.
I would take that. You'll take that? Honestly, yes. Also, I would
take it. Better than nothing. Exactly. Sometimes it's darkding her head. I would take that. You'll take that? Honestly, yes. Also, I would take it. Better than nothing.
Exactly. Sometimes it's dark though
and I get scared. That's why I want a car park.
What about a chaperone? What if we got you a chaperone?
Oh, that's ridiculous. A chauffeur.
I would love an assistant. That would be
nice. You're swinging
for the fence. Who wouldn't?
Okay.
Dental plan?
God, That would be
I would love that
Free dental
Actually go
Free dental
Let's try and find the job
With the best work perks
Yeah
In New Zealand
Do you think you work
At a workplace
Or maybe
You used to work there
But why would you leave
If it's got the best work perks
I've got a friend
Who works for Air New Zealand
And they get $60 flights
Around the country.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's great.
Anywhere?
Yeah.
Anywhere?
I'm trying to think if I have friends.
Oh, I've got a few friends that work at like music companies that.
What do they get?
I mean, they get like fancy lunches
and they get to take out musicians and go to all the concerts.
Where do you work?
How good is the perk?
Do you work at BP and do you get free gas? I worked at BP. I know you don't get free gas. You have to know the concerts. Where do you work? How good is the perk? Do you work at BP and do you get free gas?
I worked at BP.
I know you don't get free gas.
And they have to know about it, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If they don't and you're taking it on the side,
that doesn't count.
Oh, wait, 100 dials in him.
Text 9696.
We want to find the best, the perkiest perks.
Bree and Clint.
What is the work perk you get at your workplace?
Yeah, and does it make you, does it make up for not getting paid as much
as you thought you would get paid?
Yeah, Gen Zers are saying that it can.
Like if your work provides really good work perks
like subsidising public transport, paying for your phone bill,
health insurance.
Maybe it just makes your job more enjoyable too
and that's important too.
I think Gen Z are better at that stuff,
at going, yeah, but what's better for my life?
Yeah.
You know?
Is this good for me?
Like this text.
I work at a school, cleaning.
I'm originally from a hospitality background,
but this job is better for my lifestyle.
I can have Brie and Clint in my headphones
from 3 till 7 p.m.
Perk.
Oh, that's cute.
We like you.
We get one pair of sneakers a year and a clothing
allowance. We get a pool key over
summer to the school pool. That's a
massive perk! We get six weeks
of Christmas holidays. We get two weeks
off every term and we don't work
on weekends. I'm home all day for
my kids and back in time for dinner.
It's a perk for me. That sounds like a
dream. I never thought of the fact
that school cleaners get a lot of the teacher's perks without having to deal with the teaching bit.
Yeah.
What a life hack.
That's so much better, like such a better lifestyle than hospitality, especially for a mum.
I'm sure you're not a millionaire from it, but it sounds like a nice lifestyle fit, doesn't it?
Sounds nice.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hey, good afternoon, guys.
How are you doing?
Good, thanks.
Do you get good work perks at your workplace?
I would say we get the ultimate work perks.
What are they?
Okay, so one, free medical, free dental.
If you get injured at work, you get free physiotherapy.
Okay.
Holy moly.
Free gym, free pool, free clothing, free running shoes, free footwear.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do you live at home?
No.
See, that's another great thing is you also get subsidised accommodation
and subsidised food.
Anonymous.
Where do you work?
Where do you work?
I work for the New Zealand Defence Force, specifically the Army.
You're in the Army.
Of course, of course. Free clothes. Oh, God. All of the clothes are camoufl Force, specifically the Army. You're in the Army. Of course, of course.
Free clothes.
Oh, God.
All of the clothes are camouflaged, but they're free.
You made it.
You really sold it.
Yeah.
It's the latest in combat clothing.
People do, in all seriousness, people do rave about it, though.
Yeah.
You get your training and education paid for.
You come out of the Army a lot of the time with a qualification,
don't you, Anonymous?
That is true. And if you're looking at a degree, the
system will actually pay for your degree at the rate of two
papers a year. Really? That's really interesting. And you get to run around and play with guns.
Exactly. Unfortunately, while there is quite a bit of
travel involved, you don't usually go to luxurious places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.
Yeah, that's not one of the perks, but, you know,
you take the good with the bad.
You're like, this place will be lovely once the humanitarian crisis is over.
Thanks, Anonymous.
Great insight.
We appreciate it.
Let's go to Tony on 0800.ZM.
G'day, Tony.
Hi, Tony.
Hey, guys.
How are you today?
Good, thanks.
Tony, do you think your workplace provides good work perks?
I think so.
I think it's the ultimate work perk across New Zealand
because I get a vehicle and I get a fuel card.
Okay.
Anywhere in the world with my vehicle.
Anywhere in the world?
Well, not Australia, but within New Zealand.
Yeah, gotcha.
What do you do for a job, Tony?
I work in traffic management.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what's traffic management?
They put the cones out, they do the stop-go signs. Ah. I mean, Tony. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what's traffic management? They put the cones out. They do the stop-go signs.
Ah.
I mean, Tony.
It's pretty much we delay you guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, gotcha.
Tony, I feel like your work perk kind of fluctuates with how good it is
depending on how expensive fuel is.
Yeah, right.
Well, not necessarily.
I mean, I've got a fuel card, so, you know, I just fill up,
here's the tank.
But that's what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The more expensive the fuel, the better the perk at the time.
Tony, you'd be getting paid in a lot of money waves at the moment too, wouldn't you?
Oh, most definitely, Clint.
You know, every time I'm going through a site, I always get a wave.
That's the one.
Yep, that's a great perk.
Thanks, Tony.
Love a good wave.
Someone on the text machine said,
I work at a tech company and get the following perks.
$15,000 plus a year for fuel and car allowance.
And that's included in my salary payments, Southern Cross Health Insurance, car park
in the city.
How good.
They're all great work perks.
Someone else said I worked as a bouncer at a strip club.
The perks were obvious.
Or perky.
The perky's.
Last one's anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi.
What's your work perk?
So we did
Half price Starbucks
Half price J.J. King
Half price at Torpedo 7
And half price at Popeyes
What?
Why?
Can you say where you work?
I work at
Number one shoes in
Pennant
Okay Sweet That's awesome So they've just got like a deal Where they get all these I would get number one shoes and pennies.
Okay, sweet.
That's awesome.
That's pretty good.
So they've just got like a deal where they get all these like discounts.
Thanks, Anonymous.
If someone's a police officer listening, can you text us? We won't give you a number or anything.
They get to take that uniform home.
They do.
Do you guys still get free McDonald's?
Was that a thing, was it?
I think it was.
Or half price McDonald's.
It was either free or half price if you went through in the police car.
Oh.
Yeah.
Right.
Am I right?
Am I right about that?
Do they get to keep those tasers?
It's a pretty good perk.
Can they tell if you discharged your taser?
I think they can.
Can they?
Yeah.
Right.
Look, I'm assuming.
So if one of your mates is acting up and you want to give them a little cheeky,
tasey-tase.
If police officers retire, do they get to keep the uniform?
My uncle got to keep the hat.
But not the uniform.
Surely you keep the uniform.
Yeah.
Do they just like.
Sure.
Like if you talk to the Sarge and you said, Sarge, this uniform has saved my marriage.
Oh, you mean like that?
Can I please keep it? I know
I'm retiring. Just let me keep the tight polo shirt.
To be honest, the crotch is kind of worn out
in any way. The pants are like five years
old. I had to jump over that
fence last week, you know, ripped a hole in it.
Brie goes through a lot of crotches.
Excuse
you. She's very crotch focused.
Brie and Clint.
We were talking about work perks before and I
asked if police officers still get free
mackers. We got this text.
They said police officer here. No
free mackers in the Eastern District.
That was stopped a few years ago when we
got a new boss. Did they answer my
question I asked? If they get
to keep the uniform. No. Do they get to keep
the tasers? Oh, they said the tasers
have a camera.
So, yup, everything is recorded when you discharge them.
And yeah, did anyone answer
if they get to keep the uniform
when they retire?
I'm a police officer.
No, we don't get free Maccas
or half price.
We don't get to take
the tasers home, unfortunately.
We do get free fries
from Burger Fuel, though.
Oh, there you go.
What about the uniform?
What about the uniform?
Do you get to keep it?
I don't want anyone to know. Oh, there you go. What about the uniform? What about the uniforms? Do you get to keep it? I don't want anyone to know.
God, nothing hotter than a police officer uniform.
What about fireman?
I think I'm police officer.
What about firewoman?
Because you know why?
You know why?
Police officer, the uniform's always quite well fitted.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Mm-hmm.
Whereas those fireman outfits, you just jump in the pants. Anyone can get in those pants. You know? Whereas those fireman outfits, you just jump
in the pants. Anyone can get in those pants.
Isn't that a good move?
Anyone can get in a fire person's
pants? Yeah, and they're held up with the
what are they called?
Suspenders.
I like the belt, the police officer belt.
The utility belt.
And they have all the utilities
on their hip. I think you've got a police fetish.
I think I do. You should commit a crime.
Police officer here,
we don't get to keep the uniform.
So they're like,
hand in your badge and your pants.
That's...
Why? And take your shirt off.
You're finished. Who's going to wear some used pants?
Like, that's so stupid.
That's why they said they can't continue to go around pretending to be
a police officer. But what if you promise?
What if you take an oath?
The vest is the hottest bit, but they don't even get
to bring the vest home.
Police officer's girlfriend.
The vest is super hot. They have all the gadgets
on the front. Brie really wants to know
if they get to bring the belt home.
Is the belt included? A walkie-talkie? Is Yeah, is the belt included? A walkie-talkie.
Is that what does it for you?
A walkie-talkie.
Wait, the walkie-talkie?
I love a walkie-talkie.
Okay.
On the belt buckle.
But can I just say,
while we're on the topic
of police officers,
I saw a police officer
in the car the other day
and I looked over
and then he looked at me
and then I looked away
and then I looked back
and then he gave me a,
like a,
a head nod, a what's up.
Like a sup girl.
Like a sup girl.
Yeah.
And then I got a bit flustered and Ryan, my fiance, was next to me and I was like, oh.
And then I got in the dog box.
But I just wanted to say New Zealand police officers are just really lovely.
Yeah, they're all hot too.
He was quite nice. I know we're not meant to objectify people, but I reckon they like it.
Oh, he looked so happy to be looked at.
Let's not objectify him.
They're all very good looking humans.
They're all very good.
And then they put the uniform on.
And then they put their hands on the belt and they walk around.
And now they're allowed to have visible tattoos.
I just like the move, you know, when they'll have their hands on the belt
and they'll come over and
they'll lean into your window. Hey, man.
Police officer's girlfriend here. I've only ever
seen the baton come home.
Oh! Wait, we're
talking about the uniform, not just...
Apparently the handcuffs were
too, quote, dirty to bring home.
What? Oh, as in, yeah.
They've been used in the field.
Used in the field.
But I'm a dirty girl.
Cuff me up.
This show needs some fresh air.
Yeah, it really does.
This has gone to the dogs.
We're going to play Google Down next.
If you're keen, what are they going to do, Bree?
They've got to call now.
No.
Oh, no, they don't?
They've got to text who's going to win.
I'm so flustered.
I literally, as you asked me that question,
if you look on the cameras,
my brain has literally started daydreaming about police officers.
Just text us, Brie.
No, Clint, Ella or Claudia to 9696.
Pick the winner of Google Down, you win some free KFC chicken.
And if you're a police officer, just text me on 9696.
Brie and Clint. We're still getting texts about the police officers.
Some really good texts.
Someone said, police officer on duty.
Thanks for all the lovely comments made our day.
Because I'm just talking about how much I love a police officer in uniform.
Someone else said, and just to clarify, they said,
don't forget there's some pretty attractive looking police women out there too.
I thought I was implying it's as a collective, I meant.
I think we said police officers.
Police officers.
Yeah.
Like nothing hotter than a woman in a police officer uniform.
Oh my days.
We were saying fireman, but even then, fireperson, absolutely.
Yeah.
I was talking about as a whole.
Don't worry, we're objectifying everybody here.
Yeah.
The women weren't missing out.
I was including them. One last text.
I was sitting next to my boyfriend
during that conversation and I said
to him, I would ditch you for
a cop. Yep.
It's something about a man. The police have a power
that I don't even think they're aware of.
Or are they aware of it? Is that why you sign
up for the job? No, no, no.
It's to protect the community and also to look fricking hot.
Yeah.
It's a bit of both.
A bit of both.
And I will take anything.
It's time to play Google Down.
Anything.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
Let's move swiftly along to Google Down. Punk. Let's move swiftly along to Google Down.
And the task at hand, which is to find out who is the fastest Googler on the team.
You're playing for people at home, so this is serious.
We take it seriously as well.
Everyone takes it very seriously.
Sorry, I'm still thinking about police officers.
Yeah, same.
Oh, I'm still distracted as well.
But we need to try and press on, okay?
We need to try and press on.
Here's the rules.
I've put these questions into Google.
First person to yell out the correct answer will receive a point.
First to three will take home the win.
Are we ready to play?
Let's do it.
Question number one.
What years are considered Gen Alpha?
2010 to 2024.
Very well done from Claudia.
2010 to 2024 is correct.
My reaction speeds compared to Claudia's remind me every time we play this,
yeah, why I couldn't be a Formula One driver.
Ooh.
Because if I can't even beat Claudia, how am I meant to react at 300 k's an hour?
See, that was a backhanded compliment.
Don't bring me down with you.
Jeez.
Okay.
But you're above me.
Thank you.
Question number two.
We know that.
One to Claudia.
What is Britney Spears' biggest hit?
Oops, I did it again.
Toxic.
Toxic is correct.
I threw out a guess.
I threw out a guess.
I would have said Hit Me Baby one more time, but there you go.
All right, one to Clint, one to Claudia.
Question number three.
Who invented the tennis ball?
Lee Enfield.
Walter Clopton Wingfield and Harry Jim.
That is right, Claudia.
Oh, for goodness sake.
Thank you.
Shit.
Walter Clopton Wingfield.
A yellow.
Green.
Green.
Was the answer I was looking for.
Question number four.
You all right, Ella?
Two to Claude, one to Clint.
None to Ella.
Aw.
So sad. One to Clint. None to Ella. So sad.
Question number four.
When was the company Tip Top founded?
1936.
What the heck, dude?
That's a summer M1 driver, baby.
Get her in the car.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
That is seriously impressive.
That was very impressive.
Imagine if she did that whilst in a police uniform. Oh, my God, vroom, vroom. That is seriously impressive. That was very impressive.
Imagine if she did that whilst in a police uniform.
Oh, my God.
Taser me, taser me.
Four.
She could have had anyone.
The person who backed Claudia
was Casey.
So, Casey,
you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars
coming your way.
Congratulations.
Well done, Casey.
Thank you guys so much.
Casey, what do you reckon?
Someone in police uniform,
hot or not?
Hot. Yeah, there we go. Go on. police uniform, hot or not? Hot.
Yeah, there we go.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Arrest me.
Go on.
Pat me down.
I've committed a crime.
Oh, no.
And you don't want to get into my brain because I'll take me to jail straight away.
I like hundred new cops
If you want people to talk about you like this
We are currently on the hunt
For the five best sleepers in the country
To compete in Bree and Clint's sleep championships
Thanks to our friends at Braveface
We have got two people in already
We're going to meet our third contestant
Just after five o'clock
But today, to give you a bit of advice on sleep, if you're not the best sleeper, we've
got the in-house naturopath from Braveface joining us, Jane Cronin.
Hi, Jane.
Hi, Jane.
How's it going?
You're going to tell us how to get to sleep if we can't get to sleep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are the biggest struggles you think you see in people with bad sleep or trying to get to sleep?
What are the biggest issues?
I guess there's sort of a few different sleep issues.
There's like some people can't get to sleep.
Some people wake up in the night and then can't get back to sleep.
And then some people just have like, you know, they feel like they've had really light sleep and so not getting the sleep quality, I suppose. And what do you think are some ways, like natural ways,
you can kind of change that and make it so you have better sleep?
I guess a lot of the things with sleep, it's about light and dark for a start.
So in the morning, the light comes up and you release something called cortisol,
which is the thing that makes you sparky and alert.
And then at nighttime, when it gets dark, you release melatonin, which is your sleep
hormone.
So don't confuse the brain by having your phone on all the time or watching TV till
really late and then try and tell your brain it's sleep time.
I've been telling Bree this for ages.
Screen time, I've heard.
Bree will watch TV right up until about midnight
Most nights
No, maybe 11
11?
11
And then a little bit of phone time, eh?
But I, yeah, a little bit of phone time
No, Jane, I struggle because I need noise to go to sleep
So I kind of put the sleep timer on my television
And then go to sleep with the sleep timer on
So obviously there's that light coming from the TV still.
Is that bad?
Yeah, well, it's probably not helping.
But then again, are you having any sleep problems?
Not really.
Once I'm asleep, I'm pretty dead to the world.
Oh, well, that's all good.
I guess it's one of those things, you know,
people start getting into a cycle of sleep issues
and then once they've got a bit of a thing about it,
then it just becomes more stressful going to bed.
So one of the things I tell people is like,
if you're starting to get that, don't put off going to bed
because lots of people think,
oh, I'll just wait till I'm really tired.
But then you can get into a period of overtired
and then you wake up again.
Isn't it funny?
These are all the same advice you give parents
who have got little babies,
except we're talking about adult people.
You know, they're like,
don't keep the baby up too long
or they'll be overtired. Don't keep yourself up
too late as an adult person
or you'll be too tired for your job
tomorrow. But you totally get like that.
I mean, I do. If I get really overtired,
I just, I can totally relate
to kids that get overwrought.
My go-to is chamomile.
It's really good for, you know, if you get
overtired. As a tea?
Well, it's in the Brave Face Headrest, which is really good.
So that's got passionflower in that, which is relaxing and it makes you sleepy.
Yes.
So, you know, it's actually good to get you to drop off.
And chamomile just calms that sort of nervous system for when you've got a bit overwrought, you know.
Magnesium seems to be the hot sleep supplement at the moment.
Do you agree with that?
Do you recommend people take magnesium?
Totally.
I mean, magnesium's really good, I would say, for sleep quality.
Yeah.
Okay.
And we've actually got magnesium in our kids' Let's Dream drops.
Yes.
Because a lot of the time you find with kids,
when they start
struggling with sleep because mostly kids are pretty good at sleeping yeah it's often when
they're having a growth spurt so when they you know when they're growing you need more calcium
and magnesium and stuff and if you're using it for your bones you don't have it to help you go
sleep yeah right that's why kids get like kids get twitchy legs and achy legs.
Aches and pains and all that kind of thing.
Well, this is great information,
so thank you for sharing that with us.
You're welcome.
If you are a good sleeper
or you just want to try some of these techniques,
maybe you're a bad sleeper and you're like,
I'll just give it a go.
Maybe.
I'll do what Jane said and I'll give it a go.
Yeah, maybe this will be my time.
Go and register for Bree and Clint's Sleep Championships
at ZDM Online right now.
There is $5,000 cash
and a whole year's worth of Braveface natural supplements
up for grabs for the winner.
The person who sleeps the longest,
you'll be hooked up to a sleep monitor
and we will have real stats on this.
This is a legit competition,
so if you think this is a bit of you,
yeah, go head to ZM Online and sign up.
Bree and Clint.
The cucumber thing where you mandolin up a cucumber is taking the internet by storm.
So today we're talking cooking injuries.
Yeah, someone texts through.
Let's kick it off with this.
They said, I had a gas oven explode in my face when I was 10.
Took all my top layer of skin off, my eyebrows and my eyelashes.
That was super fun.
For a 10-year-old?
Yeah, that's not ideal.
Let's go with something a little more light-hearted.
Back in the day, my nan, R.I.P., was frying bacon
and some fat splattered in her eye and blinded her in that eye.
No, it did not.
You're kidding.
Can that happen?
Yeah.
Can that actually happen?
But what's the solution? You cook with sunglasses
on? You don't eat bacon.
I've always maintained
they should make kitchen goggles for
things like cutting onions and cooking with
oil and that sort of thing. Yeah. I've got
a life hack for
when I'm cooking onions, which you could implement
when you're cooking bacon. You wear a hoodie
and then you put a glass pot lid bacon. You wear a hoodie and then you put like a glass pot lid
inside the front of the hoodie and then you pull it tight
and then it's like a protective screen.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What if you just put a pair of sunglasses on?
Oh, you could do that too.
That would work as well.
Slice the side of my thumb on a meat slicer
while slicing cabbage for coleslaw.
Didn't need stitches, luckily,
but my nail grows a bit wonky now.
Oh, no.
And you'd always remember.
You'd be like, I know what that's from.
Amy's caught up.
Hi, Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Hey.
What's your cooking injury, Amy?
So, lazy dinner, putting the frozen wedges on the tray.
And a couple of them were stuck together.
So I thought, oh, I'll just pull them apart with a butter knife.
Yeah.
And the butter knife went through my little finger.
What?
Two tendons.
A butter knife?
A butter knife, yeah.
Like a butter knife through thumb.
That shouldn't happen at all.
How sharp are your butter knives?
I know, right?
No, you know, like a normal butter knife.
God.
Two tendons.
In the plastic surgery.
Really?
Yeah, three days later.
I'd be sending a strongly worded email to that knife company.
Yeah, or to the McCain's company like,
hey, figure out how to separate these wedges.
Not good enough.
Not good enough. I mean, they separate these wedges. Not good enough. Not good enough.
I mean, they are delicious wedges.
Love, Amy.
Ah, McCain, you've done it again.
To my thumb.
Thanks, Amy.
We appreciate the call.
Let's go to Emily on 0800-DARLS-AT-M.
Hi, Emily.
Hi, Em.
Hi.
What's your cooking injury?
So one of them was the mandolin thing.
It was a mandolin.
Before the cucumber thing was a thing though.
So I was chopping carrots.
Okay.
And you've had a run in with the mandolin.
Yeah.
So I have like one from Kmart and it's like a multi one.
You can like change out the pieces.
Yeah.
So it's like a grater and all that as well.
So I was chopping up a carrot and now the side of my right index finger has like a little lump in it a little
notch i like sliced it and then i pushed it down straight away to stop it from bleeding and then
ran under cold water and then my partner like patched it up and it surprisingly it grew really
like it it was sore yeah but then it had because I pushed it straight down again, it had like fused back together.
And it makes me gag at the thought of doing it again.
And I haven't touched it since.
Emily, why didn't you use the safety guard
that comes with the mandolin?
There was no safety guard.
What are you talking about?
It's from Kmart.
No, well, the ones from Kmart.
I think it comes with one now.
The ones from Kmart now, because I think people were getting too many injuries.
I like how Emily said, I actually cut myself on a mandolin before it was cool.
Yeah, I did.
Before it was cool.
Before the influencers were doing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You started the trend, Emily.
I cut myself on it several times before it was cool.
You started to cut yourself on a mandolin trend, didn't you, Emily?
I did it several times before it was cool.
Emily's like, don't make me tell you about the time I made a potato bag.
That was a disaster.
And the other thing was I pulled, when I was nannying to someone,
I pulled a, do frosting something in the microwave,
and the microwave was really high up.
Well, I pulled it out of the microwave, and I'm five foot in a sneeze.
Five foot in a sneeze. Pulled it out and
I
had fat all
over my wrist. Hot fat.
That. You. Why do people
put microwaves up high in kitchens?
I don't get it. I don't know who decided
to do that. The family weren't overly
tall either. They needed a stool to
get to it. Emily. Yeah, that's dumb.
Emily, we're going to keep you out of the kitchen for as long as possible. We're going to send you some
KFC chicken dollars, okay? Oh, thank you very much. You're welcome,
Emily. My partner will appreciate that. He won't come home to injuries.
We don't want you cooking anymore, okay? He's like, not again. We don't want you
cooking. Thanks, Emily. Someone texted her and said, I accidentally stabbed myself
with a hand trying to
get the pip out of an avocado.
Turns out I completely severed
the nerve and had to have surgery later
that day to repair it. I still
have nerve issues in my hand and finger.
I can't feel the tip of my finger
and possibly never will. Did you know that
avocado injuries are so
prevalent in New Zealand that the ACC
publishes annual stats on how many people get avocado injuries.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
I'm not surprised.
All right, well.
Did you read the one about the iron?
I think someone misheard what we were asking.
It's not a cooking injury, but it's quite funny.
Sure.
They said, whilst ironing my shirt one morning after the shower,
I hadn't bothered
throwing on any underwear and due to a slip of the wrist i accidentally tapped the shaft of the
pecker with the bottom of the iron what's what sound exited my body next can only be described
as primal as the pain course across the member only to make it worse as my five-year-old daughter caught me on my tippy toes
trying to run cold water across the burn.
It's the worst erotic novel I've ever heard in my life.
God, I don't know about you guys, but I'm hot under the collar.
Hot under the force.
God, it was very beautifully written.
Oh, and it was very...
It was stunning.
Yeah, it was very detailed.
Like, very nicely written.
All right, iron with your und. Like, very nicely written. All right.
Iron with your undies on.
Across the shaft.
Bring the microwave down to waist height.
Tap to the shaft of the pecker, I think was the term.
Bree and Clint.
ZM Bree and Clint.
Haven't heard that in ages.
It's Benny and Super Lonely.
Our producer Claudia just said before
that that song gives her lockdown flashbacks.
Oh, yeah.
It's like COVID anxiety.
2021 or 2020?
Oh, 2020.
It triggered me.
First, I saw the dance in my head.
Yeah.
And then I felt the anxiety.
Yeah, that's right.
There were just certain things that take us back there.
And that TikTok sound, I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored. Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.
What a weird time of life.
I literally don't ever let my brain go back to lockdown
because I'm pretty sure I had a mental breakdown.
I'm pretty sure we all had little mini mental breakdowns.
And I don't like to go back to that place.
All right, let's not.
Let's do Birthday Banger instead.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
This has got good memes all across the board,
usually a bit of nostalgia where you find out
what was the number one song when you turned 16
and we'll play one for you.
Hopefully none of these people were born in 2005 or 2004.
Because that would make it 2020.
They'd have locked down birthday bangers.
Claudia, can we have the details up on the screen, please?
We're going to go live to Anna first for birthday banger.
Hi, Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hey, guys.
How's your hump day been, Anna?
Oh, it's been all right.
No, tell me the truth.
Sounds like it hasn't been all right.
We like the truth on this show.
Out of 10.
I'm supposed to be bedridden and I'm trying my real hardest,
but I'm actually really failing at it.
You're failing at being bedridden.
Yeah.
Why are you meant to be bedridden?
It's so hard to stay in bed when you don't actually feel ill or anything.
It's hard to sit and do nothing.
Why are you meant to be doing nothing, though?
I've got some cellulitis, you know, got to
keep out of hospital. Oh, Anna, you've got to
keep your feet up, mate.
I'm trying, I promise, I'm trying.
You need a good TV show. But let's do your birthday
banger. Let's do that. What's your date of birth, Anna?
3rd of April
84. Alright, Anna, that means you were
16 in the year 2000
and back on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Oh, the beauty from NSYNC and had a massive resurgence recently
because of the Deadpool Wolverine movie.
Yes.
What do you reckon, Anna?
Oh, it's got to have its comeback, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. It's a great birthday banger. Wait there. We're going to do Lucy's. Kia ora, Anna? Oh, it's got to have its comeback, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
It's a great birthday banger.
Wait there.
We're going to do Lucy's.
Kia ora, Lucy.
Hi, Lucy.
Hi.
What have you been up to today?
Oh, I've just been chilling at home pretty much.
Oh, God.
Living the life.
Jealous.
Hey, Lucy, what is your birthday?
My birthday is the 9th of August, 2007.
All right.
Happy birthday for a few weeks ago.
You were 16, though, in 2023, so last year.
And here's your birthday banner.
Doja Cat, Paint the Town Red.
What do you reckon, Lucy?
Heck yeah.
Heck yeah.
My favourite colour's red.
Is it?
Oh, well, it suits you then
I was obsessed with this song
From Doja Cat
She was
This was the year of Doja Cat as well
She had this
Then she had the Elvis song
Yeah
What was that song?
And she had Bitch I'm a Cow
I don't remember that one
Look it up on YouTube
Let's go to Rebecca finally
Hi Rebecca
Hi Bec
Hey how are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
What have you been doing today?
Unlike the other show, I've been at work.
Oh, shade, Rebecca.
Shade.
Some people have to do it.
Some people have to do it.
Have you had a good day at work or an average day?
A good day.
I have an expansion on that kitchen injury.
You know, if you burn your finger on a grill grate,
your fingerprint doesn't work on your phone anymore.
Oh, yeah, I've heard that.
You singed your fingerprint off.
Is that forever or just for a while?
It's been a few months, so we'll see.
Really?
Oh, I'd love to get an update on that.
Hey, Bec, what is your birthday?
16th of April, 86.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2002,
and we've done the calculation.
Here's yours.
If I could, then I would.
I'll go wherever you will go.
Oh, we love a bit of soft rock on the Brand Clip Show.
Oh, the calling, wherever you will go.
Tune.
Let me just do a test.
Producer Ella, have you ever heard of this song before, The Call It?
I have, I have, I have.
You have? Are you sure?
Yeah.
Wherever you will go.
Wait, what big movie was this on?
I think it was on Superman.
Oh, really?
That's dramatic.
Do you remember Beck?
I think it was Smallville.
I don't know.
It was on like a big movie.
I feel like we've talked about this before.
Was it Coyote Ugly?
Yes.
Was it?
That's exactly what it was.
Okay, wait there, Beck.
We're going to vote on The Calling, Doja Cat or NSYNC.
I'm going to vote for NSYNC.
Yes, it's the time.
Anna, you need to get back to bed, Yes, it's the time Anna You
Yeah
Need to get back to bed
But you are the winner of Birthday Banger
Congratulations
Yeah, that's awesome
Go put your feet up, Anna
Don't make me come over there
Don't make me tell you again
You go rest up
From the year 2000
This is the winner of Birthday Banger today
Insync and Bye Bye Bye
Brianne Clint.
I'm doing this tonight.
Probably gonna start a fight.
Brianne Clint.
Bye Bye Bye.
NSYNC on ZM, Brianne Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger for Anna from the year 2000.
Here's a fun fact that I just realised as I was listening to that
and obviously with the resurgence of that song being on the Deadpool Wolverine movie
If you listen to it and picture Ryan Reynolds, it sounds like him
Oh!
It sounds like him singing
How's that?
Yeah, I can see it, yeah
That could be him singing Totally How's that? Yeah, I can see it, yeah.
That could be him singing.
Totally.
Didn't have the same effect with the Celine Dion song in the previous Deadpool movie.
Like, I couldn't imagine him singing that one.
No, that was a bit of a stretch.
A bit of a stretch.
Bree and Clint.
This weekend is the anniversary
of the most iconic bit of New Zealand radio of all time.
Of course, we're talking about the Father's Day call.
February 1st trivia answer tonight, Sunday.
What do you reckon the question might be?
Father's Day.
What about Father's Day?
Father's Day is on Sunday.
Yeah, but what's the question?
Oh.
No, I don't know.
I love it.
You're close.
I quote it all the time,
and we've been playing this game all week on the show.
Yeah.
What are we calling it?
The Surprise Game Show.
Surprise Game Show.
And if you...
Oh, my God.
It confuses me every time.
If you can give the question to the answer Sunday...
Yes.
...you will win a prize.
Just basically, if they say anything to do with Father's Day,
we're being given out free KFC.
It's your turn yesterday.
I had success with Wit Callalls Whangaparoa.
Who will we be calling today, Bree?
Today I've chosen strategically an Irish pub by the name of Mick Swiggins.
Mick Swiggins.
Mick Swiggins Irish pub in Cambridge.
Mick Swiggins.
Hi, who is this?
Cilla.
Cilla, did you say?
Yes.
Cilla, are you ready to play the surprise game show?
It's Brayton Clint here from ZM, and we've got KFC on the line.
Are you ready to play?
Oh.
I know what you did going for the Irish pub.
We've had great success.
We've had very good success. They're generally always in a good mood. Let's find going for the Irish pub. We've had great success. We've had very good success.
They're generally always in a good mood.
Let's find you a backup Irish pub.
What about the Crown and Badger?
Okay.
The Crown and Badger.
Whereabouts are they?
God, this hasn't been going well for us.
No, we can do the Crown and Badger.
It just sounds like an English bar to me.
So let's give it a go.
They're in Toadonga. I reckon the Crown and Badger will Sounds like an English bar to me. So let's give it a go. They're in Toedonga.
I reckon the
Crown and Badger will be up for it.
I'm going to open
with it's Brian Clint from ZM. Be honest.
Nah, don't shoot your load.
Just see if they want to play.
Welcome to Crown and Badger.
You're speaking with Kelly.
Hi, Kelly.
Are you ready to play the surprise game show?
I'm sure.
Yes, Kelly.
We love it.
Thank you, Kelly.
We love you, Kelly.
It's going to be real easy.
It's one question.
Well, not even a question.
If I said the answer is Sunday, what might the question be?
Think about what's happening this Sunday, Kel.
Father's Day.
She's got it!
She's got it!
Get in there, Kelly!
50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Kel.
What was that, sorry?
We're going to give you some free KFC.
Yay!
Yay!
You've got good vibes, Kelly.
Such a good sport, and thanks for playing.
Thank you.
The Crown and Badger in Tauranga,
home of the friendliest bar stuff.
Can we say McSwiggan's?
They didn't have a bar of this.
No, they were keen.
They were not interested, Kelly.
I know where we'll be coming.
We'll be coming to the Crown and Badger.
Oh, awesome.
It'll be good to see you.
Hey, hold the line, Kel.
Our producers will grab your details and we'll get you that KFC Tooth Sweet.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Any Father's Day specials at the Crown and Badger this weekend?
Yes, we do.
Especially with our Guinness.
We've got a, you buy two Guinness and you get a free Guinness glass.
I mean, could the Crown and Badger get any better? Listen to those deals. I think it's how you buy two Guinness, you get a free Guinness glass. I mean, could the crown and badge again?
He better listen to those deals.
I think it's like you buy two Guinness, you get a free Guinness.
And that's us.
Also hot to go home.
So thanks for joining us today.
It's been a fun show.
I'm off, guys.
I'm going to a concert tonight with my mum.
Are you really?
Yeah.
What concert is it?
We're going to the Tones and I concert. Oh yes. Or as my
mum likes to say, the Tone and I concert. Yeah.
Or Tone and I. Or Tone and I, either or. But we have warned
my mum, because we're massive fans of Tones and I, that we will be
down the front of the mosh pit. Are you going to the rail? We're going to the rail.
With your mum? We're going to ride that rail We're going to the rail. With your mum?
We're going to ride that rail.
No, that's not fair on your mum.
No, my mum wants to.
She's like, it's been years since I've been on Barrier.
She's going to get crushed.
Nah, not at a Tones and I concert.
Ah, true.
Okay.
I feel like it's a good one.
It's at Town Hall.
Good venue.
Do we get offered an interview with Tones and I?
I don't know if she did any interviews because I think the show sold out.
So?
Yeah.
Her fans who didn't get tickets want to hear from her.
Would love to have done an interview with Tones and I.
Then I could have done the voice.
What voice?
They say, oh my God, they say I've wear a shirt.
I'm so glad we did not get an interview with Tones and I.
You've got to admit, that was better than you thought it was going to be.
It's a little bit Elmo-y.
Yes, way more Elmo.
True, true.
My partner has banned me from singing Dance Monkey at home.
She said, I've ruined it.
Well, she can't ban you tonight
at the show.
Not tonight.
Enjoy that.
We'll catch you guys back tomorrow
on the Brianne Clint Show.
Bye-bye. tomorrow on the Brian Clint show bye bye