ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th August 2024

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

Clint's very minor gripe. What day's Father's Day? Have you paid to attend a wedding? Cooking injuries (not for the faint of heart). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:27 Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Brian Clint Head into KFC today to try the all new Sanders Special Burger Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show In the history of professional radio. Danny Brie and Clint. So, all for love, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Happy hump day, everyone. Oh, happy hump. Happy hump. Time to get a pump on that saddle and rider all the way into the sunset. I don't know where you are listening today, but where we are, nice dry hump today. Yeah, relatively dry. No, completely dry hump. Completely dry.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you never know, though. There's still time. No, you never know. Your hump can always end up moist at some stage, but at the moment, we're enjoying a dry hump. Could be a late moist hump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And sometimes you need that.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Today, on the show, some fun stuff. We're going to get a bunch of people in the draw to see Sabrina Carpenter in Los Angeles. We'll do that, the first one of those, before 4 o'clock on the show today. Yeah, that's going to be massive. We've also got an amazing prize, as per usual, all thanks to the Tool Shed for Tradie vs Lady.
Starting point is 00:01:46 If you want to play, be a part of it, you can give us a call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM will get you on. Bree and Clint. It's the Tradie vs Lady. It's the Tradie vs Lady! Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned, trusted
Starting point is 00:02:02 by Tradie. It sure is. That amazing tool set worth $149 thanks to the tool shed and $50 cash up for grabs. The ladies, they're on 77 wins for the year. The tradies on 66. Our tradies from Christchurch, they're 26, and they're driving back from their Queenstown holiday.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Welcome to the show, Ollie. G'day, Ollie. Hello. What did you do on your trip? Did you go to Ferg Burger, hit the slopes? Yeah, went to Ferg Burger and Ferg Baker. Went to Ice Bar. Did you go skiing or snowboarding? No, not a skier. Yeah, fair. Just enjoy the food in Queenstown. Yeah. You didn't do the bungee, did you, Ollie? No, I don't think I'll be up to that.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Did you do the luge? Nah, I've done the one in Motoro and apparently that's better. Did you do the jet boating? No. God, we're just peppering Ollie with questions. We're just interrogating him about his holiday. Plenty to do next time, I guess.
Starting point is 00:03:00 You're taking on our lady from the Tron. She's 24 and her cat killed a rabbit. Welcome to the show, Pudi. Hello, mate. Hi. Was it a wild rabbit? Oh my gosh, no. So it was my neighbour's rabbit and I thought
Starting point is 00:03:15 my cat and my rabbit would be best friends so I put them in the room together and yeah, went back in and my poor bunny was dead. You thought a cat and a rabbit would be best friends? dead. You thought a cat and a rabbit would be best friends? Sorry? You thought a cat and a rabbit would be best friends? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:03:31 They're both fluffy. Okay, all right. I mean, it's an interesting thought. By that logic, you're 100% correct. Yeah. Okay. Turns out. She's like, I've seen Milo and Otis.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Why wouldn't it work for a cat and a rabbit? Yeah. All right, let's see how you go. That's like, I've seen Milo and Otis. Why wouldn't it work for a cat and a rabbit? Yeah. All right, let's see how you go. That's such a sad story. I'm so sorry for your loss. Let's see how you go with our tradie versus lady questions. Your buzzer is lady. Ollie, yours is tradie.
Starting point is 00:03:54 First to three wins the prize from the tool shed. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What was the name of Batman's sidekick? Brady. Brady, just. Just. Robin. Robin. Pretty, just. Just. Robin?
Starting point is 00:04:06 Robin. It was Batman and Robin. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number two. If I was eating fresh and fruity, what type of food would I be eating? Pretty.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Yes, Ollie. Ice cream? No. That's a good guess. Pudding? Oh, my gosh. Fresh and fruity. Popsicle? No. Another good guess, but we? Oh my gosh. Fresh and fruity? Popsicle?
Starting point is 00:04:26 No. Another good guess, but we were looking for yoghurt. Yoghurt. No points there. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. She's an Aussie. Was on Neighbours.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Freddie. Yes, Olliebours. Freddie. Yes, Ollie. Kylie Nogue. Well done. Nice, Ollie. Well done. Come through in the clutch. Well done.
Starting point is 00:04:54 That means we're one apiece in this game. Question number four. What postal company did Tom Hanks' character in the movie Castaway work for? Freddie. Yes, Ollie. USPS. Oh, that's a great guess. That is a great guess. Tom Hanks' character in the movie Castaway work for? Freddie? Yes, Ollie. USPS? Oh, it's a great guess. That is a great guess.
Starting point is 00:05:10 But it's not, Pudi. It was all the packages that washed up on the beach. Yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry. Real company, real company. It's a real company. Courier. No.
Starting point is 00:05:23 You're both going to kick yourself. It was FedEx. Oh, my God. Of course. Okay, we're still one apiece in this game. Question number five. I hope no one is smoking anymore, but can anyone name a brand of cigarettes? Trady.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Yes, Ollie. Holiday. Holiday. Oh, you are right in there. Are you a smoker, Ollie? He's just been on holiday. No, but I used to work at New World. Yeah. I used to work at New World.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Yeah. I used to work at a gas station. Okay, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Pudi, to stay in it. Question number six. What does Volkswagen,
Starting point is 00:05:53 the German car brand, translate to in English? Is it so speedy, look but don't touch, or the people's car? Pudi. Ollie. People's car. He's Ollie. People's car.
Starting point is 00:06:06 He's got it. That's the win. Well done, Oliver. You have got $50 cash and that prize from the tool shed and a rare tradie victory in tradie versus lady. Awesome. Thank you. Well done, guys. Good game today.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Thanks, Poodie, as well. You were good fun. Thanks, Pootie. No worries. Keep that cat of yours out of harm's way, okay? No, the bunny. The bunny's dead. Yeah. I think it was her neighbour's cat. I'm confused. Bree and Clint. I went to my local
Starting point is 00:06:40 coffee shop today and they've changed something and I am not. I am not happy about it. Okay, so the things that I let me have a couple of guesses it's either the coffee beans the milk like the brand or the barista none of those things although it was a new barista today and i didn't like her tone but that's not the main part of my gripe i have a favorite person there that i like to see and she wasn't on today. But no, this is not it. I love the simple things in life, and one of those things is a coffee card.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Your little coffee card. Where you get a stamp every time you get a coffee, and your 10th coffee is free. I have one of those, but for spray tans. Totally. Yeah. They work. They make you go back to the place that you like because you know that you've got a bit of loyalty there. You get a stamp.
Starting point is 00:07:26 This here is your 10th coffee is free. Yes. I've got eight stamps on this. Okay. I only needed one more stamp for my free coffee. Yep. You're right at the end. Ordered my regular flat white today.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Yeah. Handed over the card. Girl said to me, oh, we're not doing the cards anymore. No, but that means they give you that coffee for free. We're not doing. No, but that means they give you that coffee for free. We're not doing the cards anymore. That means they give you that coffee for free. I'm ropeable. I said to her, but I'm on my last stamp.
Starting point is 00:07:54 And what'd she say? I'm on my last stamp. I just need one more stamp. God, I'm hooked. What's happening? She handed me a flyer and she said, we've got an app now. And if you sign up to the app, when you sign up to the app, you get your first coffee free.
Starting point is 00:08:10 That's no fun. You've put in all the work. I don't want an app. You bought your little card in. I don't want another app on my phone. Did you say that to her? I also don't want to, I know this sounds a bit tinfoil hattie, but I don't want to give my information to another company.
Starting point is 00:08:24 You just want the analog card. I just want to come in information to another company. You just want the analogue card. I just want to come in, get a cup of coffee, hand you my little card, you give me a little stampy stamp. If you're feeling fun and friendly, you might give me an extra stamp on days like that. That's always a bit of fun. You know that's always a bit of fun? Yeah. Cost nobody nothing, except a coffee every tenth time.
Starting point is 00:08:39 And now you want me to get a goddamn app? I don't want to get an app. I'm glad you're on my page about the app. I thought you were going to call me a boomer about the app. While we're here, I'll have a similar gripe. I went to a restaurant the other night with my mother. I wanted to take her out
Starting point is 00:08:54 to one of her favourite places. We sit down. Oh, I know what this gripe is going to be. I feel the same way. And then I go, right, I'll go up and order for us. Went up to order and the person at the counter goes, oh, you have to scan the QR code and order for us. Went up to order and the person at the counter goes, oh you have to scan the QR code and order on your phone. And I said, no
Starting point is 00:09:10 I don't want to do that. I'm coming here to pay for the service where I don't have to use my phone. I want to be off my phone for a bit. Here, look. If you're a restaurant at the moment and you're considering going to that QR thing on the table don't do it. Oh, even if you have the option for people that want to,
Starting point is 00:09:25 but you have both. Everybody just ends up on their phone for like the first five or ten minutes. I said to my mum. Someone's got to put in their credit card. My mum said to me, she's like, if you weren't here, I'd just walk off and go somewhere else because I don't know how to do that. That's the only power we've got these days. You walk off and you order on Uber Eats
Starting point is 00:09:45 And get it delivered to your house We stage a mass walkout Over a free coffee We protest I would have kicked up a stink I gave her the stink eye Big time But she didn't care
Starting point is 00:10:00 She was like I don't care I don't want your stupid app So I'm in the market for a new coffee shop. Free in Clint. Have you paid to attend a friend or family member's wedding? Or any wedding. Or any wedding. Like a ticket price. Yeah, like a ticketed
Starting point is 00:10:16 event. There's this text here. Tell me if you think that this counts. Someone said in 2012 when I married my ex-husband we charged people $35 per person towards the meal in lieu of gifts. Everyone was happy to pay, and a few people got gifts as well. We figured people would likely put that into a gift anyway, but we were already living together, so we didn't need house stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I think that's completely fair enough. I think that's okay. I think that's fine. But why is that different? Because you're still charging them to attend. You still want them to pay for their meal. But I agree with you, it is different. That does sound fine.
Starting point is 00:10:50 I guess it's the way that you frame it, isn't it? You know what? I actually don't hate the idea of charging for a wedding anyway. Okay. Like, weddings are very expensive. Yeah, but it's your choice to have one. Yeah, that's true. But then, I mean, yeah, have one. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:11:06 But then, I mean, yeah, then... You know, that's what it comes back to because you don't have to have one. It's expensive. Maybe I'll just cut all my friends out so that I don't have to go to anyone's wedding and pay for it. Yeah, if you charge for your wedding, the guests will be like, I paid for these decorations. I wouldn't have done this. I wouldn't have. I would not have served this.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I think the amount you charge would correlate with how much the meal costs. Sure, okay. Which then I think it's okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. Like they're not paying for everything else. You just don't want your guests to think that you made a profit, you know? Exactly. But if they're paying for how much the meal cost you at the venue
Starting point is 00:11:39 then I think that's okay. I don't know. Utah's here. Hi, Utah. Hi, Utah. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Have you paid to go to a wedding? It's not paid to go to a wedding. From in the south of Germany, it's actually a typical normal thing that you have a public wedding
Starting point is 00:11:57 and you pay for whatever you consume. So you pay for your dinner and you pay for your drinks. Yeah. Unless you're a very small circle of like the immediate family of bride and groom, they don't pay. They get invited. But everyone else just pays for whatever they have all day.
Starting point is 00:12:12 When you say a public wedding, do you mean like anyone can go? Not quite like this. But if you're like in a smaller village or something, you would sort of just about put it in the paper. Right. Wow. Okay. You open it up in the paper. Right. Wow, okay. You open it up to the town.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Yeah. And then you have it in the local hall, so you have a maximum of, I don't know, two or three hundred people. Yeah. But yeah. And then you put it in. And even if you had invitations, you would still pay for it.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Like, yeah, most of the 80% of people attending would pay for their own meal. I kind of love that too. You get to find out how much, how popular you are in the village, how much the rest of the village likes you depending on how many people show up. Yeah, that's so interesting.
Starting point is 00:12:50 There's a really awkward text. Someone said, friends charged for a wedding in lieu of gifts, like the one person before. The $35 dinner plate. Yeah, in lieu of gifts, which was fair enough. But then they sent out invoices and overdue fees. Oh.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no. Like. Oh, I feel awkward. And then they take you to the creditors. Oh. They sell you debt to bake off.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Georgina's here. Hi, Georgina. Hi, Georgina. Hi. You paid to attend a wedding, Georgina? Well, it was our wedding. Oh, okay. We'd only saved enough for the immediate family,
Starting point is 00:13:31 and a lot of my aunts and uncles and cousins were really keen to come. Okay. And it was their suggestion that if they pay for the meal, can they attend? Yeah. And so I was like, yeah, sure. The meal's $60 per head. So all the family that wanted to come that weren't immediate family gave me $60 each to cover their meal for the night, and they came. And that means how many was there, do you reckon, Georgina, that paid?
Starting point is 00:13:59 A good 20 or so. Oh, yeah? Numbers kind of doubled because we were looking for a smallish wedding anyway. Did anybody pay that you would have preferred not come to your wedding but then they had to come because they'd paid their $60?
Starting point is 00:14:10 No, no. I was really close with all my family. It was just our budget didn't allow it. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, that's cool. And Georgina told the cousins
Starting point is 00:14:19 she didn't like very much it was $120. Yeah, yes, I love that. Priced it out of it. Just to weed out, you know, the ones she didn't want120. Yeah, yeah. I love that. Priced it out of it. Just to weed out, you know, the ones you didn't want there. Georgia, finally. Hi, Georgia.
Starting point is 00:14:29 You're a wedding planner. Yeah, so I used to plan weddings over in Australia. Yeah. How common is it to charge for people to attend your wedding? It's a little bit common, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Okay. It happens quite a bit. The wedding that I mostly remember was this $5 million wedding that we planned on a private island. Wait, a $5 million wedding? $5 million wedding. Holy Toledo.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Okay. Yeah, so she made the guests pay $400 just for the food, drinks, all that kind of stuff. And then they had to pay for accommodation on top of that. $400? You're spending $5 million on your wedding, but you can't... Well, it sounds like the people going to the $5 million wedding could afford $400.
Starting point is 00:15:15 No, but you know what I mean. If you're already dropping $5 mil, what's an extra $400 per person going to do? How many people were invited to this wedding, Georgia, you reckon? It was about 300-ish. Wait, so how much is what's 300 times 400? We know the math. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:15:32 You don't do the math, Georgia. It's like 12,000-ish. Jeez. It's 120 grand. Was this on Hamilton Island, Georgia? Hayman Island. Hayman Island. Ohman Island. All fancy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Yeah, so private little island. How the other half live, I guess. Maybe that's how they do it. I wonder what presents people were giving at that wedding. What was the bougiest present? Did someone bring a camel or something like that, Georgia? They brought them a private yacht. No, they did not.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Are you joking? Who are these people? These are some rich couple over in Australia. Wow. Very weird. What kind of champagne do you remember was served at the wedding? We had the really big, like, magnum bottles. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:19 And we were walking around pouring them for the whole night. Probably Cristal. Probably Lindale. Passion Pop. Limited Reserve. Yeah. It would for the whole night. Probably Cristal. Probably Lindale Limited Reserve. It'd be the special reserve. It'd be the best. That's so interesting, Georgia. Thanks for calling. $5 million wedding. $5 million wedding. The pressure on that marriage to last.
Starting point is 00:16:38 How are you spending $5 million? Yeah, exactly. I'm sure it's doable, obviously. I don't know if it is. What, was the wedding dress a million bucks? Well, everybody overcharges you for services at a wedding. If they knew your budget was 5 mil, they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:16:54 it's actually $45,000 for me to DJ a wedding. Yeah. We had the rings handcrafted by blind monks. And forged in the fires of Mordor. We then stole the Lord of the Rings ring from the set of the movie, the original, and had it shipped over. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest.
Starting point is 00:17:17 From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, there's a huge announcement today regarding the Kelsey brothers and their podcast. Oh, my goodness. Sit down. They've just signed a $100 million deal for their podcast. Now, let me just give you the deal. Obviously, this is Travis, Kelsey, who dates Taylor Swift,
Starting point is 00:17:42 and Jason, Kelsey. The podcast is called New Heights. You've all probably heard of it by now. Started out in 2022. You know, it was cool. It was a podcast, whatever. Then, of course, Travis starts dating Taylor Swift, the biggest star in the entire world.
Starting point is 00:17:54 And then everyone rushed to the podcast because everyone wanted to hear him talk about her and announce it. And he has over time. The podcast has really evolved. Like, it used to be just about NFL. Now it's very, very, very broad. $100 million deal. This is in the same week. Call Her Daddy, Alex
Starting point is 00:18:10 Cooper's podcast, just signed a $125 million deal with SiriusXM. This is where it's at. This is where the money is. I'm just going to say one thing. This just proves Taylor Swift, she is the unstoppable force of the world.
Starting point is 00:18:26 You date Taylor, you get $100 million. Where Taylor goes, the money flows is definitely true. You could say she put him on the Spotify map. Arguably, yeah. Crazy that they're now in the same conversation as Call Her Daddy, the world's biggest podcast. I will say about those boys that they do a good podcast. Like I wouldn't, generalising,
Starting point is 00:18:50 you wouldn't expect two NFL dudes doing a podcast to be as good as they are, but they are. They both have really big personalities. Especially Jason. Huge personality. And then I feel like they complement each other really well. So it makes for, like, a good listen. Jason Kelsey went to the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Yeah. Sorry, Dean. Oh, have we discussed, actually, while we're on the topic of the Kelsey Bells, have we discussed some of Travis's new projects? Have we talked about the fact that Adam Sandler is putting him in the new Happy Gilmore, like, sequel because he asked him to be in it?
Starting point is 00:19:24 No. Travis was like, Travis said to Adam Sandler, I really loved, I'd love to be in the next one. And so they made a role for him. Yeah, that's amazing. That's wild. He's doing all the right things. I was going to say, Jason Kelsey went to the Olympics
Starting point is 00:19:38 to support the USA women's sevens team. Oh, did he? Yeah. I didn't know that. And they were like, this is how rugby works. And he's like, crazy man, where's your helmets? Put some helmets on.
Starting point is 00:19:49 That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. There's an article out today which is talking about how Gen Zers aren't enticed
Starting point is 00:20:01 into a workplace to take a job by the salary. Are you sure? This is what this article is saying. So new research from a recruitment agency, they surveyed 27,000 workers. 39% of the workers said they wouldn't take a job
Starting point is 00:20:19 if it didn't provide the benefits they wanted. So work perks. Right. So they're saying the salary is not, are they saying it's not the defining detail? It's not the main thing. Apparently in this survey, a lot of the Gen Zers were saying the work perks
Starting point is 00:20:35 are the most important thing and then salary. Right. Are you sure this study wasn't done by like the employer's union? You know when like a wine company is like, we've just found out that wine is healthy for you. I think we're talking about things that will save you money. Okay. Like so they talk about this particular young woman who's 26
Starting point is 00:20:56 and she's working, she was working for a major tech company. Yeah. And so things she had as work perks in that role included she received reimbursement for public transport costs. Sure. Her phone was paid for. Free lunches. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:16 And free health insurance. Ah, okay. You know, so it's things that add up that obviously you can- American. It'll be American. No, it's an that add up that obviously you can- American. It'll be American. No, it's an Australian company. Yeah. I thought maybe American where you have to have health insurance, but-
Starting point is 00:21:30 Collectively, she reckons the work perks from that job saved her between $10,000 and $20,000 on top of her annual salary. Okay. And she's saying- I guess you don't get taxed on that, so- Well, that's the thing. Yeah. And anyway, she got made redundant from that job.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Oh. But she then applied for another job that was a very similar role. And then she was quite shocked to learn that the salary was the same. Yeah. But it didn't include any work perks. So she was actually taking a step backwards. Yeah. She was like, nah, I don't want to work there.
Starting point is 00:22:05 What perks do we get in this job? We get our phone bill paid? Our phone is paid. We get, some of us get a car park in the city.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Yeah, some of us. Which I mean, I don't think, can I just say, I don't think that's a work perk. It is.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Is it? Yeah, it is. I feel like that's a basic thing. Nah. That all companies should provide. It used to be, but it's not anymore. You know? Yeah, it is. I feel like that's a basic thing. Nah. That all companies should provide. It used to be, but it's not anymore. You know?
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah, I know. I feel like all companies, if you've got a place in the city, you should provide parking. I had the calculator at like $5,500 for your- It's not cheap. Like what it measures up to for like a salary thing. Yeah, so you either get the car park. Does that mean like, let's say if I didn't have my licence
Starting point is 00:22:46 or didn't drive, and they were like, here's the car park, could I say, I'd rather the five and a half grand, please? Yeah, technically, bud. Good luck, I think. Yeah, I think they'd just say, well, too bad. And a work perk for working in a radio station, get the odd concert ticket as well. You do get the odd ticket here and there.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Anything else, producers, that you can think of that are work perks? My work perk is I get to work with Bree and Clint. You don't get you can think of that are work perks? My work perk is I get to work with Bree and Clint. You don't get a car park though. Nah, don't. We didn't pay her to say that. Which one would you prefer? Car park. Me too.
Starting point is 00:23:17 What about you Ella? You're the Gen Z, the resident Gen Z. Do you reckon the perks are good enough for you to stay here at this company? Oh wow. I would always take some more work perks, to be honest. What would you like? What would I like? A car park.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Bussing's expensive. Or what if they pay for your public transport? If they can't offer you... Claudia's nodding her head. I would take that. You'll take that? Honestly, yes. Also, I would take it. Better than nothing. Exactly. Sometimes it's darkding her head. I would take that. You'll take that? Honestly, yes. Also, I would take it. Better than nothing. Exactly. Sometimes it's dark though and I get scared. That's why I want a car park.
Starting point is 00:23:50 What about a chaperone? What if we got you a chaperone? Oh, that's ridiculous. A chauffeur. I would love an assistant. That would be nice. You're swinging for the fence. Who wouldn't? Okay. Dental plan? God, That would be
Starting point is 00:24:05 I would love that Free dental Actually go Free dental Let's try and find the job With the best work perks Yeah In New Zealand
Starting point is 00:24:14 Do you think you work At a workplace Or maybe You used to work there But why would you leave If it's got the best work perks I've got a friend Who works for Air New Zealand
Starting point is 00:24:22 And they get $60 flights Around the country. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Anywhere? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Anywhere? I'm trying to think if I have friends. Oh, I've got a few friends that work at like music companies that. What do they get? I mean, they get like fancy lunches and they get to take out musicians and go to all the concerts. Where do you work? How good is the perk?
Starting point is 00:24:43 Do you work at BP and do you get free gas? I worked at BP. I know you don't get free gas. You have to know the concerts. Where do you work? How good is the perk? Do you work at BP and do you get free gas? I worked at BP. I know you don't get free gas. And they have to know about it, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they don't and you're taking it on the side, that doesn't count. Oh, wait, 100 dials in him.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Text 9696. We want to find the best, the perkiest perks. Bree and Clint. What is the work perk you get at your workplace? Yeah, and does it make you, does it make up for not getting paid as much as you thought you would get paid? Yeah, Gen Zers are saying that it can. Like if your work provides really good work perks
Starting point is 00:25:14 like subsidising public transport, paying for your phone bill, health insurance. Maybe it just makes your job more enjoyable too and that's important too. I think Gen Z are better at that stuff, at going, yeah, but what's better for my life? Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:25:29 Is this good for me? Like this text. I work at a school, cleaning. I'm originally from a hospitality background, but this job is better for my lifestyle. I can have Brie and Clint in my headphones from 3 till 7 p.m. Perk.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Oh, that's cute. We like you. We get one pair of sneakers a year and a clothing allowance. We get a pool key over summer to the school pool. That's a massive perk! We get six weeks of Christmas holidays. We get two weeks off every term and we don't work
Starting point is 00:25:55 on weekends. I'm home all day for my kids and back in time for dinner. It's a perk for me. That sounds like a dream. I never thought of the fact that school cleaners get a lot of the teacher's perks without having to deal with the teaching bit. Yeah. What a life hack. That's so much better, like such a better lifestyle than hospitality, especially for a mum.
Starting point is 00:26:17 I'm sure you're not a millionaire from it, but it sounds like a nice lifestyle fit, doesn't it? Sounds nice. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, good afternoon, guys. How are you doing? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Do you get good work perks at your workplace? I would say we get the ultimate work perks. What are they? Okay, so one, free medical, free dental. If you get injured at work, you get free physiotherapy. Okay. Holy moly. Free gym, free pool, free clothing, free running shoes, free footwear.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you live at home? No. See, that's another great thing is you also get subsidised accommodation and subsidised food. Anonymous. Where do you work? Where do you work?
Starting point is 00:27:00 I work for the New Zealand Defence Force, specifically the Army. You're in the Army. Of course, of course. Free clothes. Oh, God. All of the clothes are camoufl Force, specifically the Army. You're in the Army. Of course, of course. Free clothes. Oh, God. All of the clothes are camouflaged, but they're free. You made it. You really sold it.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Yeah. It's the latest in combat clothing. People do, in all seriousness, people do rave about it, though. Yeah. You get your training and education paid for. You come out of the Army a lot of the time with a qualification, don't you, Anonymous? That is true. And if you're looking at a degree, the
Starting point is 00:27:27 system will actually pay for your degree at the rate of two papers a year. Really? That's really interesting. And you get to run around and play with guns. Exactly. Unfortunately, while there is quite a bit of travel involved, you don't usually go to luxurious places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, that's not one of the perks, but, you know, you take the good with the bad. You're like, this place will be lovely once the humanitarian crisis is over. Thanks, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Great insight. We appreciate it. Let's go to Tony on 0800.ZM. G'day, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hey, guys. How are you today? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Tony, do you think your workplace provides good work perks? I think so. I think it's the ultimate work perk across New Zealand because I get a vehicle and I get a fuel card. Okay. Anywhere in the world with my vehicle. Anywhere in the world? Well, not Australia, but within New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Yeah, gotcha. What do you do for a job, Tony? I work in traffic management. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what's traffic management? They put the cones out, they do the stop-go signs. Ah. I mean, Tony. Yeah, yeah. Wait, what's traffic management? They put the cones out. They do the stop-go signs. Ah.
Starting point is 00:28:26 I mean, Tony. It's pretty much we delay you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, gotcha. Tony, I feel like your work perk kind of fluctuates with how good it is depending on how expensive fuel is. Yeah, right. Well, not necessarily.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I mean, I've got a fuel card, so, you know, I just fill up, here's the tank. But that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The more expensive the fuel, the better the perk at the time. Tony, you'd be getting paid in a lot of money waves at the moment too, wouldn't you? Oh, most definitely, Clint. You know, every time I'm going through a site, I always get a wave.
Starting point is 00:28:54 That's the one. Yep, that's a great perk. Thanks, Tony. Love a good wave. Someone on the text machine said, I work at a tech company and get the following perks. $15,000 plus a year for fuel and car allowance. And that's included in my salary payments, Southern Cross Health Insurance, car park
Starting point is 00:29:10 in the city. How good. They're all great work perks. Someone else said I worked as a bouncer at a strip club. The perks were obvious. Or perky. The perky's. Last one's anonymous.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. What's your work perk? So we did Half price Starbucks Half price J.J. King Half price at Torpedo 7
Starting point is 00:29:33 And half price at Popeyes What? Why? Can you say where you work? I work at Number one shoes in Pennant Okay Sweet That's awesome So they've just got like a deal Where they get all these I would get number one shoes and pennies.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Okay, sweet. That's awesome. That's pretty good. So they've just got like a deal where they get all these like discounts. Thanks, Anonymous. If someone's a police officer listening, can you text us? We won't give you a number or anything. They get to take that uniform home. They do.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Do you guys still get free McDonald's? Was that a thing, was it? I think it was. Or half price McDonald's. It was either free or half price if you went through in the police car. Oh. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Am I right? Am I right about that? Do they get to keep those tasers? It's a pretty good perk. Can they tell if you discharged your taser? I think they can. Can they? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Right. Look, I'm assuming. So if one of your mates is acting up and you want to give them a little cheeky, tasey-tase. If police officers retire, do they get to keep the uniform? My uncle got to keep the hat. But not the uniform. Surely you keep the uniform.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Yeah. Do they just like. Sure. Like if you talk to the Sarge and you said, Sarge, this uniform has saved my marriage. Oh, you mean like that? Can I please keep it? I know I'm retiring. Just let me keep the tight polo shirt. To be honest, the crotch is kind of worn out
Starting point is 00:30:49 in any way. The pants are like five years old. I had to jump over that fence last week, you know, ripped a hole in it. Brie goes through a lot of crotches. Excuse you. She's very crotch focused. Brie and Clint. We were talking about work perks before and I
Starting point is 00:31:06 asked if police officers still get free mackers. We got this text. They said police officer here. No free mackers in the Eastern District. That was stopped a few years ago when we got a new boss. Did they answer my question I asked? If they get to keep the uniform. No. Do they get to keep
Starting point is 00:31:22 the tasers? Oh, they said the tasers have a camera. So, yup, everything is recorded when you discharge them. And yeah, did anyone answer if they get to keep the uniform when they retire? I'm a police officer. No, we don't get free Maccas
Starting point is 00:31:35 or half price. We don't get to take the tasers home, unfortunately. We do get free fries from Burger Fuel, though. Oh, there you go. What about the uniform? What about the uniform?
Starting point is 00:31:43 Do you get to keep it? I don't want anyone to know. Oh, there you go. What about the uniform? What about the uniforms? Do you get to keep it? I don't want anyone to know. God, nothing hotter than a police officer uniform. What about fireman? I think I'm police officer. What about firewoman? Because you know why? You know why?
Starting point is 00:31:56 Police officer, the uniform's always quite well fitted. Mm-hmm. You know? Mm-hmm. Whereas those fireman outfits, you just jump in the pants. Anyone can get in those pants. You know? Whereas those fireman outfits, you just jump in the pants. Anyone can get in those pants. Isn't that a good move? Anyone can get in a fire person's
Starting point is 00:32:12 pants? Yeah, and they're held up with the what are they called? Suspenders. I like the belt, the police officer belt. The utility belt. And they have all the utilities on their hip. I think you've got a police fetish. I think I do. You should commit a crime.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Police officer here, we don't get to keep the uniform. So they're like, hand in your badge and your pants. That's... Why? And take your shirt off. You're finished. Who's going to wear some used pants? Like, that's so stupid.
Starting point is 00:32:45 That's why they said they can't continue to go around pretending to be a police officer. But what if you promise? What if you take an oath? The vest is the hottest bit, but they don't even get to bring the vest home. Police officer's girlfriend. The vest is super hot. They have all the gadgets on the front. Brie really wants to know
Starting point is 00:33:01 if they get to bring the belt home. Is the belt included? A walkie-talkie? Is Yeah, is the belt included? A walkie-talkie. Is that what does it for you? A walkie-talkie. Wait, the walkie-talkie? I love a walkie-talkie. Okay. On the belt buckle.
Starting point is 00:33:13 But can I just say, while we're on the topic of police officers, I saw a police officer in the car the other day and I looked over and then he looked at me and then I looked away
Starting point is 00:33:22 and then I looked back and then he gave me a, like a, a head nod, a what's up. Like a sup girl. Like a sup girl. Yeah. And then I got a bit flustered and Ryan, my fiance, was next to me and I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:33:36 And then I got in the dog box. But I just wanted to say New Zealand police officers are just really lovely. Yeah, they're all hot too. He was quite nice. I know we're not meant to objectify people, but I reckon they like it. Oh, he looked so happy to be looked at. Let's not objectify him. They're all very good looking humans. They're all very good.
Starting point is 00:33:55 And then they put the uniform on. And then they put their hands on the belt and they walk around. And now they're allowed to have visible tattoos. I just like the move, you know, when they'll have their hands on the belt and they'll come over and they'll lean into your window. Hey, man. Police officer's girlfriend here. I've only ever seen the baton come home.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Oh! Wait, we're talking about the uniform, not just... Apparently the handcuffs were too, quote, dirty to bring home. What? Oh, as in, yeah. They've been used in the field. Used in the field. But I'm a dirty girl.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Cuff me up. This show needs some fresh air. Yeah, it really does. This has gone to the dogs. We're going to play Google Down next. If you're keen, what are they going to do, Bree? They've got to call now. No.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Oh, no, they don't? They've got to text who's going to win. I'm so flustered. I literally, as you asked me that question, if you look on the cameras, my brain has literally started daydreaming about police officers. Just text us, Brie. No, Clint, Ella or Claudia to 9696.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Pick the winner of Google Down, you win some free KFC chicken. And if you're a police officer, just text me on 9696. Brie and Clint. We're still getting texts about the police officers. Some really good texts. Someone said, police officer on duty. Thanks for all the lovely comments made our day. Because I'm just talking about how much I love a police officer in uniform. Someone else said, and just to clarify, they said,
Starting point is 00:35:20 don't forget there's some pretty attractive looking police women out there too. I thought I was implying it's as a collective, I meant. I think we said police officers. Police officers. Yeah. Like nothing hotter than a woman in a police officer uniform. Oh my days. We were saying fireman, but even then, fireperson, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Yeah. I was talking about as a whole. Don't worry, we're objectifying everybody here. Yeah. The women weren't missing out. I was including them. One last text. I was sitting next to my boyfriend during that conversation and I said
Starting point is 00:35:52 to him, I would ditch you for a cop. Yep. It's something about a man. The police have a power that I don't even think they're aware of. Or are they aware of it? Is that why you sign up for the job? No, no, no. It's to protect the community and also to look fricking hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:07 It's a bit of both. A bit of both. And I will take anything. It's time to play Google Down. Anything. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Punk. Let's move swiftly along to Google Down. Punk. Let's move swiftly along to Google Down. And the task at hand, which is to find out who is the fastest Googler on the team. You're playing for people at home, so this is serious. We take it seriously as well. Everyone takes it very seriously. Sorry, I'm still thinking about police officers. Yeah, same.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Oh, I'm still distracted as well. But we need to try and press on, okay? We need to try and press on. Here's the rules. I've put these questions into Google. First person to yell out the correct answer will receive a point. First to three will take home the win. Are we ready to play?
Starting point is 00:36:57 Let's do it. Question number one. What years are considered Gen Alpha? 2010 to 2024. Very well done from Claudia. 2010 to 2024 is correct. My reaction speeds compared to Claudia's remind me every time we play this, yeah, why I couldn't be a Formula One driver.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Ooh. Because if I can't even beat Claudia, how am I meant to react at 300 k's an hour? See, that was a backhanded compliment. Don't bring me down with you. Jeez. Okay. But you're above me. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Question number two. We know that. One to Claudia. What is Britney Spears' biggest hit? Oops, I did it again. Toxic. Toxic is correct. I threw out a guess.
Starting point is 00:37:50 I threw out a guess. I would have said Hit Me Baby one more time, but there you go. All right, one to Clint, one to Claudia. Question number three. Who invented the tennis ball? Lee Enfield. Walter Clopton Wingfield and Harry Jim. That is right, Claudia.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Oh, for goodness sake. Thank you. Shit. Walter Clopton Wingfield. A yellow. Green. Green. Was the answer I was looking for.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Question number four. You all right, Ella? Two to Claude, one to Clint. None to Ella. Aw. So sad. One to Clint. None to Ella. So sad. Question number four. When was the company Tip Top founded?
Starting point is 00:38:34 1936. What the heck, dude? That's a summer M1 driver, baby. Get her in the car. Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. That is seriously impressive. That was very impressive. Imagine if she did that whilst in a police uniform. Oh, my God, vroom, vroom. That is seriously impressive. That was very impressive.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Imagine if she did that whilst in a police uniform. Oh, my God. Taser me, taser me. Four. She could have had anyone. The person who backed Claudia was Casey. So, Casey,
Starting point is 00:38:54 you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Congratulations. Well done, Casey. Thank you guys so much. Casey, what do you reckon? Someone in police uniform, hot or not?
Starting point is 00:39:05 Hot. Yeah, there we go. Go on. police uniform, hot or not? Hot. Yeah, there we go. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Arrest me. Go on.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Pat me down. I've committed a crime. Oh, no. And you don't want to get into my brain because I'll take me to jail straight away. I like hundred new cops If you want people to talk about you like this We are currently on the hunt For the five best sleepers in the country
Starting point is 00:39:33 To compete in Bree and Clint's sleep championships Thanks to our friends at Braveface We have got two people in already We're going to meet our third contestant Just after five o'clock But today, to give you a bit of advice on sleep, if you're not the best sleeper, we've got the in-house naturopath from Braveface joining us, Jane Cronin. Hi, Jane.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Hi, Jane. How's it going? You're going to tell us how to get to sleep if we can't get to sleep. Yeah. Yeah. What are the biggest struggles you think you see in people with bad sleep or trying to get to sleep? What are the biggest issues? I guess there's sort of a few different sleep issues.
Starting point is 00:40:09 There's like some people can't get to sleep. Some people wake up in the night and then can't get back to sleep. And then some people just have like, you know, they feel like they've had really light sleep and so not getting the sleep quality, I suppose. And what do you think are some ways, like natural ways, you can kind of change that and make it so you have better sleep? I guess a lot of the things with sleep, it's about light and dark for a start. So in the morning, the light comes up and you release something called cortisol, which is the thing that makes you sparky and alert. And then at nighttime, when it gets dark, you release melatonin, which is your sleep
Starting point is 00:40:47 hormone. So don't confuse the brain by having your phone on all the time or watching TV till really late and then try and tell your brain it's sleep time. I've been telling Bree this for ages. Screen time, I've heard. Bree will watch TV right up until about midnight Most nights No, maybe 11
Starting point is 00:41:07 11? 11 And then a little bit of phone time, eh? But I, yeah, a little bit of phone time No, Jane, I struggle because I need noise to go to sleep So I kind of put the sleep timer on my television And then go to sleep with the sleep timer on So obviously there's that light coming from the TV still.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Is that bad? Yeah, well, it's probably not helping. But then again, are you having any sleep problems? Not really. Once I'm asleep, I'm pretty dead to the world. Oh, well, that's all good. I guess it's one of those things, you know, people start getting into a cycle of sleep issues
Starting point is 00:41:39 and then once they've got a bit of a thing about it, then it just becomes more stressful going to bed. So one of the things I tell people is like, if you're starting to get that, don't put off going to bed because lots of people think, oh, I'll just wait till I'm really tired. But then you can get into a period of overtired and then you wake up again.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Isn't it funny? These are all the same advice you give parents who have got little babies, except we're talking about adult people. You know, they're like, don't keep the baby up too long or they'll be overtired. Don't keep yourself up too late as an adult person
Starting point is 00:42:09 or you'll be too tired for your job tomorrow. But you totally get like that. I mean, I do. If I get really overtired, I just, I can totally relate to kids that get overwrought. My go-to is chamomile. It's really good for, you know, if you get overtired. As a tea?
Starting point is 00:42:26 Well, it's in the Brave Face Headrest, which is really good. So that's got passionflower in that, which is relaxing and it makes you sleepy. Yes. So, you know, it's actually good to get you to drop off. And chamomile just calms that sort of nervous system for when you've got a bit overwrought, you know. Magnesium seems to be the hot sleep supplement at the moment. Do you agree with that? Do you recommend people take magnesium?
Starting point is 00:42:52 Totally. I mean, magnesium's really good, I would say, for sleep quality. Yeah. Okay. And we've actually got magnesium in our kids' Let's Dream drops. Yes. Because a lot of the time you find with kids, when they start
Starting point is 00:43:05 struggling with sleep because mostly kids are pretty good at sleeping yeah it's often when they're having a growth spurt so when they you know when they're growing you need more calcium and magnesium and stuff and if you're using it for your bones you don't have it to help you go sleep yeah right that's why kids get like kids get twitchy legs and achy legs. Aches and pains and all that kind of thing. Well, this is great information, so thank you for sharing that with us. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:43:31 If you are a good sleeper or you just want to try some of these techniques, maybe you're a bad sleeper and you're like, I'll just give it a go. Maybe. I'll do what Jane said and I'll give it a go. Yeah, maybe this will be my time. Go and register for Bree and Clint's Sleep Championships
Starting point is 00:43:43 at ZDM Online right now. There is $5,000 cash and a whole year's worth of Braveface natural supplements up for grabs for the winner. The person who sleeps the longest, you'll be hooked up to a sleep monitor and we will have real stats on this. This is a legit competition,
Starting point is 00:43:59 so if you think this is a bit of you, yeah, go head to ZM Online and sign up. Bree and Clint. The cucumber thing where you mandolin up a cucumber is taking the internet by storm. So today we're talking cooking injuries. Yeah, someone texts through. Let's kick it off with this. They said, I had a gas oven explode in my face when I was 10.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Took all my top layer of skin off, my eyebrows and my eyelashes. That was super fun. For a 10-year-old? Yeah, that's not ideal. Let's go with something a little more light-hearted. Back in the day, my nan, R.I.P., was frying bacon and some fat splattered in her eye and blinded her in that eye. No, it did not.
Starting point is 00:44:41 You're kidding. Can that happen? Yeah. Can that actually happen? But what's the solution? You cook with sunglasses on? You don't eat bacon. I've always maintained they should make kitchen goggles for
Starting point is 00:44:54 things like cutting onions and cooking with oil and that sort of thing. Yeah. I've got a life hack for when I'm cooking onions, which you could implement when you're cooking bacon. You wear a hoodie and then you put a glass pot lid bacon. You wear a hoodie and then you put like a glass pot lid inside the front of the hoodie and then you pull it tight and then it's like a protective screen.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Oh, yeah. Yeah. What if you just put a pair of sunglasses on? Oh, you could do that too. That would work as well. Slice the side of my thumb on a meat slicer while slicing cabbage for coleslaw. Didn't need stitches, luckily,
Starting point is 00:45:26 but my nail grows a bit wonky now. Oh, no. And you'd always remember. You'd be like, I know what that's from. Amy's caught up. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey.
Starting point is 00:45:35 What's your cooking injury, Amy? So, lazy dinner, putting the frozen wedges on the tray. And a couple of them were stuck together. So I thought, oh, I'll just pull them apart with a butter knife. Yeah. And the butter knife went through my little finger. What? Two tendons.
Starting point is 00:45:54 A butter knife? A butter knife, yeah. Like a butter knife through thumb. That shouldn't happen at all. How sharp are your butter knives? I know, right? No, you know, like a normal butter knife. God.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Two tendons. In the plastic surgery. Really? Yeah, three days later. I'd be sending a strongly worded email to that knife company. Yeah, or to the McCain's company like, hey, figure out how to separate these wedges. Not good enough.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Not good enough. I mean, they separate these wedges. Not good enough. Not good enough. I mean, they are delicious wedges. Love, Amy. Ah, McCain, you've done it again. To my thumb. Thanks, Amy. We appreciate the call. Let's go to Emily on 0800-DARLS-AT-M.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Hi, Emily. Hi, Em. Hi. What's your cooking injury? So one of them was the mandolin thing. It was a mandolin. Before the cucumber thing was a thing though. So I was chopping carrots.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Okay. And you've had a run in with the mandolin. Yeah. So I have like one from Kmart and it's like a multi one. You can like change out the pieces. Yeah. So it's like a grater and all that as well. So I was chopping up a carrot and now the side of my right index finger has like a little lump in it a little
Starting point is 00:47:07 notch i like sliced it and then i pushed it down straight away to stop it from bleeding and then ran under cold water and then my partner like patched it up and it surprisingly it grew really like it it was sore yeah but then it had because I pushed it straight down again, it had like fused back together. And it makes me gag at the thought of doing it again. And I haven't touched it since. Emily, why didn't you use the safety guard that comes with the mandolin? There was no safety guard.
Starting point is 00:47:37 What are you talking about? It's from Kmart. No, well, the ones from Kmart. I think it comes with one now. The ones from Kmart now, because I think people were getting too many injuries. I like how Emily said, I actually cut myself on a mandolin before it was cool. Yeah, I did. Before it was cool.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Before the influencers were doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You started the trend, Emily. I cut myself on it several times before it was cool. You started to cut yourself on a mandolin trend, didn't you, Emily? I did it several times before it was cool. Emily's like, don't make me tell you about the time I made a potato bag. That was a disaster.
Starting point is 00:48:12 And the other thing was I pulled, when I was nannying to someone, I pulled a, do frosting something in the microwave, and the microwave was really high up. Well, I pulled it out of the microwave, and I'm five foot in a sneeze. Five foot in a sneeze. Pulled it out and I had fat all over my wrist. Hot fat.
Starting point is 00:48:32 That. You. Why do people put microwaves up high in kitchens? I don't get it. I don't know who decided to do that. The family weren't overly tall either. They needed a stool to get to it. Emily. Yeah, that's dumb. Emily, we're going to keep you out of the kitchen for as long as possible. We're going to send you some KFC chicken dollars, okay? Oh, thank you very much. You're welcome,
Starting point is 00:48:52 Emily. My partner will appreciate that. He won't come home to injuries. We don't want you cooking anymore, okay? He's like, not again. We don't want you cooking. Thanks, Emily. Someone texted her and said, I accidentally stabbed myself with a hand trying to get the pip out of an avocado. Turns out I completely severed the nerve and had to have surgery later that day to repair it. I still
Starting point is 00:49:13 have nerve issues in my hand and finger. I can't feel the tip of my finger and possibly never will. Did you know that avocado injuries are so prevalent in New Zealand that the ACC publishes annual stats on how many people get avocado injuries. Yeah, I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised.
Starting point is 00:49:31 All right, well. Did you read the one about the iron? I think someone misheard what we were asking. It's not a cooking injury, but it's quite funny. Sure. They said, whilst ironing my shirt one morning after the shower, I hadn't bothered throwing on any underwear and due to a slip of the wrist i accidentally tapped the shaft of the
Starting point is 00:49:51 pecker with the bottom of the iron what's what sound exited my body next can only be described as primal as the pain course across the member only to make it worse as my five-year-old daughter caught me on my tippy toes trying to run cold water across the burn. It's the worst erotic novel I've ever heard in my life. God, I don't know about you guys, but I'm hot under the collar. Hot under the force. God, it was very beautifully written. Oh, and it was very...
Starting point is 00:50:21 It was stunning. Yeah, it was very detailed. Like, very nicely written. All right, iron with your und. Like, very nicely written. All right. Iron with your undies on. Across the shaft. Bring the microwave down to waist height. Tap to the shaft of the pecker, I think was the term.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. Haven't heard that in ages. It's Benny and Super Lonely. Our producer Claudia just said before that that song gives her lockdown flashbacks. Oh, yeah. It's like COVID anxiety.
Starting point is 00:50:50 2021 or 2020? Oh, 2020. It triggered me. First, I saw the dance in my head. Yeah. And then I felt the anxiety. Yeah, that's right. There were just certain things that take us back there.
Starting point is 00:51:00 And that TikTok sound, I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored. Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored. Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored. Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored. What a weird time of life. I literally don't ever let my brain go back to lockdown because I'm pretty sure I had a mental breakdown. I'm pretty sure we all had little mini mental breakdowns. And I don't like to go back to that place.
Starting point is 00:51:22 All right, let's not. Let's do Birthday Banger instead. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. This has got good memes all across the board, usually a bit of nostalgia where you find out what was the number one song when you turned 16 and we'll play one for you. Hopefully none of these people were born in 2005 or 2004.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Because that would make it 2020. They'd have locked down birthday bangers. Claudia, can we have the details up on the screen, please? We're going to go live to Anna first for birthday banger. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hey, guys. How's your hump day been, Anna?
Starting point is 00:51:56 Oh, it's been all right. No, tell me the truth. Sounds like it hasn't been all right. We like the truth on this show. Out of 10. I'm supposed to be bedridden and I'm trying my real hardest, but I'm actually really failing at it. You're failing at being bedridden.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Yeah. Why are you meant to be bedridden? It's so hard to stay in bed when you don't actually feel ill or anything. It's hard to sit and do nothing. Why are you meant to be doing nothing, though? I've got some cellulitis, you know, got to keep out of hospital. Oh, Anna, you've got to keep your feet up, mate.
Starting point is 00:52:32 I'm trying, I promise, I'm trying. You need a good TV show. But let's do your birthday banger. Let's do that. What's your date of birth, Anna? 3rd of April 84. Alright, Anna, that means you were 16 in the year 2000 and back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, the beauty from NSYNC and had a massive resurgence recently
Starting point is 00:52:56 because of the Deadpool Wolverine movie. Yes. What do you reckon, Anna? Oh, it's got to have its comeback, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a great birthday banger. Wait there. We're going to do Lucy's. Kia ora, Anna? Oh, it's got to have its comeback, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a great birthday banger. Wait there.
Starting point is 00:53:07 We're going to do Lucy's. Kia ora, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi. What have you been up to today? Oh, I've just been chilling at home pretty much. Oh, God. Living the life.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Jealous. Hey, Lucy, what is your birthday? My birthday is the 9th of August, 2007. All right. Happy birthday for a few weeks ago. You were 16, though, in 2023, so last year. And here's your birthday banner. Doja Cat, Paint the Town Red.
Starting point is 00:53:38 What do you reckon, Lucy? Heck yeah. Heck yeah. My favourite colour's red. Is it? Oh, well, it suits you then I was obsessed with this song From Doja Cat
Starting point is 00:53:47 She was This was the year of Doja Cat as well She had this Then she had the Elvis song Yeah What was that song? And she had Bitch I'm a Cow I don't remember that one
Starting point is 00:53:59 Look it up on YouTube Let's go to Rebecca finally Hi Rebecca Hi Bec Hey how are you? Good, thank you, mate. What have you been doing today? Unlike the other show, I've been at work.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Oh, shade, Rebecca. Shade. Some people have to do it. Some people have to do it. Have you had a good day at work or an average day? A good day. I have an expansion on that kitchen injury. You know, if you burn your finger on a grill grate,
Starting point is 00:54:23 your fingerprint doesn't work on your phone anymore. Oh, yeah, I've heard that. You singed your fingerprint off. Is that forever or just for a while? It's been a few months, so we'll see. Really? Oh, I'd love to get an update on that. Hey, Bec, what is your birthday?
Starting point is 00:54:38 16th of April, 86. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002, and we've done the calculation. Here's yours. If I could, then I would. I'll go wherever you will go. Oh, we love a bit of soft rock on the Brand Clip Show. Oh, the calling, wherever you will go.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Tune. Let me just do a test. Producer Ella, have you ever heard of this song before, The Call It? I have, I have, I have. You have? Are you sure? Yeah. Wherever you will go. Wait, what big movie was this on?
Starting point is 00:55:19 I think it was on Superman. Oh, really? That's dramatic. Do you remember Beck? I think it was Smallville. I don't know. It was on like a big movie. I feel like we've talked about this before.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Was it Coyote Ugly? Yes. Was it? That's exactly what it was. Okay, wait there, Beck. We're going to vote on The Calling, Doja Cat or NSYNC. I'm going to vote for NSYNC. Yes, it's the time.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Anna, you need to get back to bed, Yes, it's the time Anna You Yeah Need to get back to bed But you are the winner of Birthday Banger Congratulations Yeah, that's awesome Go put your feet up, Anna Don't make me come over there
Starting point is 00:55:56 Don't make me tell you again You go rest up From the year 2000 This is the winner of Birthday Banger today Insync and Bye Bye Bye Brianne Clint. I'm doing this tonight. Probably gonna start a fight.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Brianne Clint. Bye Bye Bye. NSYNC on ZM, Brianne Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger for Anna from the year 2000. Here's a fun fact that I just realised as I was listening to that and obviously with the resurgence of that song being on the Deadpool Wolverine movie If you listen to it and picture Ryan Reynolds, it sounds like him Oh! It sounds like him singing
Starting point is 00:56:36 How's that? Yeah, I can see it, yeah That could be him singing Totally How's that? Yeah, I can see it, yeah. That could be him singing. Totally. Didn't have the same effect with the Celine Dion song in the previous Deadpool movie. Like, I couldn't imagine him singing that one. No, that was a bit of a stretch.
Starting point is 00:56:56 A bit of a stretch. Bree and Clint. This weekend is the anniversary of the most iconic bit of New Zealand radio of all time. Of course, we're talking about the Father's Day call. February 1st trivia answer tonight, Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day.
Starting point is 00:57:11 What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, but what's the question? Oh. No, I don't know. I love it. You're close. I quote it all the time,
Starting point is 00:57:23 and we've been playing this game all week on the show. Yeah. What are we calling it? The Surprise Game Show. Surprise Game Show. And if you... Oh, my God. It confuses me every time.
Starting point is 00:57:34 If you can give the question to the answer Sunday... Yes. ...you will win a prize. Just basically, if they say anything to do with Father's Day, we're being given out free KFC. It's your turn yesterday. I had success with Wit Callalls Whangaparoa. Who will we be calling today, Bree?
Starting point is 00:57:48 Today I've chosen strategically an Irish pub by the name of Mick Swiggins. Mick Swiggins. Mick Swiggins Irish pub in Cambridge. Mick Swiggins. Hi, who is this? Cilla. Cilla, did you say? Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Cilla, are you ready to play the surprise game show? It's Brayton Clint here from ZM, and we've got KFC on the line. Are you ready to play? Oh. I know what you did going for the Irish pub. We've had great success. We've had very good success. They're generally always in a good mood. Let's find going for the Irish pub. We've had great success. We've had very good success. They're generally always in a good mood.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Let's find you a backup Irish pub. What about the Crown and Badger? Okay. The Crown and Badger. Whereabouts are they? God, this hasn't been going well for us. No, we can do the Crown and Badger. It just sounds like an English bar to me.
Starting point is 00:58:42 So let's give it a go. They're in Toadonga. I reckon the Crown and Badger will Sounds like an English bar to me. So let's give it a go. They're in Toedonga. I reckon the Crown and Badger will be up for it. I'm going to open with it's Brian Clint from ZM. Be honest. Nah, don't shoot your load. Just see if they want to play.
Starting point is 00:59:03 Welcome to Crown and Badger. You're speaking with Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Are you ready to play the surprise game show? I'm sure. Yes, Kelly. We love it. Thank you, Kelly.
Starting point is 00:59:15 We love you, Kelly. It's going to be real easy. It's one question. Well, not even a question. If I said the answer is Sunday, what might the question be? Think about what's happening this Sunday, Kel. Father's Day. She's got it!
Starting point is 00:59:31 She's got it! Get in there, Kelly! 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Kel. What was that, sorry? We're going to give you some free KFC. Yay! Yay! You've got good vibes, Kelly.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Such a good sport, and thanks for playing. Thank you. The Crown and Badger in Tauranga, home of the friendliest bar stuff. Can we say McSwiggan's? They didn't have a bar of this. No, they were keen. They were not interested, Kelly.
Starting point is 00:59:58 I know where we'll be coming. We'll be coming to the Crown and Badger. Oh, awesome. It'll be good to see you. Hey, hold the line, Kel. Our producers will grab your details and we'll get you that KFC Tooth Sweet. Awesome. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Any Father's Day specials at the Crown and Badger this weekend? Yes, we do. Especially with our Guinness. We've got a, you buy two Guinness and you get a free Guinness glass. I mean, could the Crown and Badger get any better? Listen to those deals. I think it's how you buy two Guinness, you get a free Guinness glass. I mean, could the crown and badge again? He better listen to those deals. I think it's like you buy two Guinness, you get a free Guinness. And that's us.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Also hot to go home. So thanks for joining us today. It's been a fun show. I'm off, guys. I'm going to a concert tonight with my mum. Are you really? Yeah. What concert is it?
Starting point is 01:00:43 We're going to the Tones and I concert. Oh yes. Or as my mum likes to say, the Tone and I concert. Yeah. Or Tone and I. Or Tone and I, either or. But we have warned my mum, because we're massive fans of Tones and I, that we will be down the front of the mosh pit. Are you going to the rail? We're going to the rail. With your mum? We're going to ride that rail We're going to the rail. With your mum? We're going to ride that rail. No, that's not fair on your mum.
Starting point is 01:01:09 No, my mum wants to. She's like, it's been years since I've been on Barrier. She's going to get crushed. Nah, not at a Tones and I concert. Ah, true. Okay. I feel like it's a good one. It's at Town Hall.
Starting point is 01:01:19 Good venue. Do we get offered an interview with Tones and I? I don't know if she did any interviews because I think the show sold out. So? Yeah. Her fans who didn't get tickets want to hear from her. Would love to have done an interview with Tones and I. Then I could have done the voice.
Starting point is 01:01:34 What voice? They say, oh my God, they say I've wear a shirt. I'm so glad we did not get an interview with Tones and I. You've got to admit, that was better than you thought it was going to be. It's a little bit Elmo-y. Yes, way more Elmo. True, true. My partner has banned me from singing Dance Monkey at home.
Starting point is 01:01:54 She said, I've ruined it. Well, she can't ban you tonight at the show. Not tonight. Enjoy that. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brianne Clint Show. Bye-bye. tomorrow on the Brian Clint show bye bye

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