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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast where we've had correspondence, Brie.
We've had correspondence from across the Dutch.
From what?
From former producer of this show, Ben, who we love a lot and miss.
Eh.
Just kidding. He likes to, I think he likes to act like he doesn't,
like he doesn't miss us.
That's typical producer Ben.
That's his vibe.
I know he pretty well.
I know he misses us.
His vibe is he's actually a big softy and really cares.
No, that's not his vibe.
No, this is the vibe.
This is the real him.
He acts like he does not give a shit about you,
could not give two shits. Doesn't
want to hear from you. Doesn't want to know
anything about you. But deep down is a big
softie. Really cares. And always
keeps up with everything and follows along.
Keeps up with everything. Yeah. I'm
interested that you said that. He does.
Turns out. Not everything. Turns out
turns out former producer of
this podcast could now be
long time listener of this podcast.
You reckon he's been listening a lot?
Remember how we had him on the show last week to tell them about the Ben stage?
Yeah.
It's a dating stage in your life where, as a girl, you date a Ben.
Yeah.
And apparently they don't treat you very nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we called him just to check if it was a real thing.
That was on the live broadcast.
He just DM'd me and said, hey, did I get cut from the show?
Did I get dropped?
And I said, no, no, no, you were in the show.
You were crack up.
You were a great part of the show.
He goes, oh, I was just, I didn't hear myself on the podcast.
So he's been listening to the podcast.
So why wasn't it in the show?
No, so we've been doing some investigating and Claude's been on the case to try and drill
down where Ben was.
Was he in there? Was he in that episode?
So here's what happened, right? Okay, give us the 411.
So Ben left the show.
I came into his spot
and then I've erased all
sight of him. He's gone.
You want to get rid of
every memory or piece
of him. She's like the new girlfriend and she's like,
you take down that picture of him.
The funny story is I forgot to put it in,
but I've now put it in.
Isn't that interesting that the one break that someone was listening out for
happens to be the one that gets dropped?
He definitely...
Everything else in this show, nobody would notice if it wasn't there.
He just specifically that one.
Weird he was listening just for that one. well surely he'd listen start to finish anyway yeah yeah yeah i think he
does that's what i'm getting it i think he probably did and then was like i listened to all that shit
and it was not the break that i wanted to hear in there but it's there now and it's in a prime
position wait is it in the in that podcast yeah have you put it back in the old podcast? Yeah. How do you do that?
Magic.
Fuck you.
I've just replaced the old audio.
Cut it.
Whole new podcast.
You are the new and improved Ben.
Thank you.
Better Mo as well.
I'm also getting his name taken off all the panels here.
My name's going to be on everything.
We need to enter our Claude phase.
Our Claude phase.
Have you heard of Concert Claude?
No.
It's when Claudia gets really angry and she's aggressive. Claude phase. Our Claude phase. Have you heard of Concert Claude? No. What's Concert Claude?
That's when Claudia gets really angry and she's aggressive.
Particularly in concerts because people are annoying.
I have seen Concert Claude, yeah.
In real life?
Yeah, in real life, yeah.
Oh, dang.
Friday jams, you got a little bit ragey.
Oh, I got very ragey.
I've also seen Concert Megan.
Oh, no.
Have you guys ever seen Concert Megan?
I don't think I want to.
I was hanging out with Concert Megan on the weekend at Electric Avenue.
Concert Megan, because she's short, like at concerts,
and she's very invested in the music, loves the music.
She can get quite ragey.
She's an ankle biter.
And I think the Dua Lipa was probably She was at a 10
And it nearly bubbled over the top
She tried to take on those four
New Zealand Olympic rowers
Oh gosh
Well I took on someone's mum
See that's easier
So you take on someone who you feel like
You might be able to beat
I could fuck a mum up
I probably could Could you have taken it? Oh yeah absolutely like you might be able to beat? I could fuck a mum up.
I probably could.
Could you have taken it? Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Me and my partner play this game all the time.
Especially a new mum.
We're watching Australian
Survivor at the moment
and we play this game where
we always go, when they do those real physical
ones where it's one-on-one, and I'll go,
I could take it.
And then we'll just literally rate it whether
each other could take the person or not.
I'd do that in Ninja Warrior.
Yeah, I'd be a zero.
I'm like, nah, I can get over that obstacle.
I'd be an O for zero in all of those.
I would pay to see you guys do Ninja Warrior.
Have you guys tried monkey bars recently?
Yes! So I tried them.
That's so hard! I tried them. That's so hard.
I tried them on season two of Celebrity Treasure Island.
How do kids do it?
They're impossible.
Which was one of the elimination battles,
like just the start of it.
And I was like,
I literally wouldn't be able to make it past this.
I used to just monkey around.
It was so easy.
And now I literally can't even go from one bar to the next.
Do you know what?
It's because we have more bodies.
You know, we're longer.
Lower center of gravity these days.
More bodies.
Literally in last night's episode of Aussie Survivor that we watched,
they had to monkey bar across.
Oh, no.
And most of the women couldn't do it.
Yeah.
Maybe there's actually something in that.
It's tiny hands.
So delicate.
Tiny hands and big boobs.
It's lack of willpower.
Yeah, that's it.
I think I'm just, I'm bottom heavy.
So, you know.
Oh, yeah.
You've got to have the upside down monkey bars.
Upside down monkey bars, I'll be all over that like a rash.
All right.
Well, enjoy the podcast that features Ben if you're listening to this podcast three days ago.
Wait, what?
How does that work?
No, that doesn't work. No, this does not feature Ben. You can go back three days ago. I'll put it in if you were listening to this podcast three days ago. Wait, what? How does that work? No, that doesn't work.
No, this does not feature Ben.
You can go back three days ago.
I'll put it in if you want me to.
Nah, see ya.
Coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrims.
Good, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
It's Br Bree and Clint.
Happy Tuesday everyone.
Happy Tuesday.
Happy Tuesday, so good to be here.
You're on day...
No regrets.
Two of your hangover, day three of your Mardi Gras hangover.
Well, technically I partied on Sunday night.
So it's day two.
So it's day two.
You start from the day after you finish partying.
Yeah, I think it's going to continue for a little while,
which I can't wait.
I saw some videos from Mardi Gras in Sydney.
Yeah.
The productivity of that state in Australia
must be at an all-time low this week.
Why?
Just because the number of people who are partying.
So I talked to one of our friends' friends
who we went out with on the Sunday night.
And he said to me, he's like, I've taken two weeks off for this.
Because it goes for two weeks because it's world.
Oh, I thought you meant two weeks for recovery.
Yeah, no, because Sydney won the bid to host World Pride.
It's a big deal.
And so the festivities go for two weeks.
And he's like, I've taken two weeks off.
This is like my gay Christmas. Christmas doesn't even last for two weeks. And he's like, I've taken two weeks off.
This is like my gay Christmas.
Christmas doesn't even last for two weeks. I know, but it should.
Today on the show, the most recent eliminee from Treasure Island.
Fans versus faves.
Fans versus faves will be on the show.
If you didn't watch last night's episode, I urge you to go watch it.
It was one of the best episodes, in my opinion, of the season.
Truly epic.
It's not the man that I thought was going to be eliminated.
Put it that way.
Yeah.
I'm sure you've seen it everywhere by now,
but we will have one of the boys who was eliminated on the show after 5 o'clock.
And we're going to kick things off with Tradie vs. Lady.
The ladies are on a roll.
They are two ahead at 16 plays 14.
I think maybe 17 plays 14 now.
No, I think it's 16 but we will double
check because we like to keep it
fair. If you want to play 0800
dial ZM. We'll kick that
off next.
Time for Tradie vs Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs
Lady. We've checked the scores. We've checked them again andint Tradies versus ladies We've checked the scores
We've checked them again
And the tradies are sitting on 14 wins for the year
The ladies two in front on 16
To meet our tradie first
From Auckland to the 28
Eight
And they just became a qualified builder
God we need those at the moment
Welcome to the show it's Jaden
G'day Jaden You loving are you? How are you? G'day, Jaden.
You loving it, mate?
Finally a qualified builder.
Oh, yeah.
It's been a long time in the making, but no, we're happy to be here.
Good man.
Good on you.
You're taking on our lady this afternoon.
She's from Christchurch.
She's 24, and she has never broken a bone yet.
Welcome to the show, Chantel.
Hello, Chantel.
You must be a very cautious person.
No, I'm just lucky, probably.
I'm clumsy as all hell. I'm just made of rubber. What I've been in. Okay, Chantel, your buzzer is lady.
Jayden, yours is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash
from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question
number one. Which of these
movies does not
feature Paul Rudd?
Clueless, Forgetting Sarah Marshall,
10 Things I Hate About You.
Trady.
Chantel, Just.
10 Things I Hate About You? Well done.
Was that a guess, Chantel?
No, I was like panicking, but I was like, I'm pretty sure it was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I just panicked. Well done. Was that a guess, Chantel? No, I was like panicking,
but I was like,
I'm pretty sure
he's in Forgetting Sarah Marshall,
but I just panicked.
He's the surfing instructor, right?
Yeah.
He's the guy that's real chill
and has moved to Hawaii.
Do less.
Do less.
Yeah.
Do less.
Amazing.
Nice work, Chantel.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
Buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song.
She was in Trader Yeah.
What do you got, Jaden?
Is it Beyonce?
Oh, you're so close.
You're so close.
Very close.
She performed at World Pride over the weekend.
Chantel?
No.
Who's close to Beyonce?
Michelle.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you've just said Michelle over Kelly Rowland.
Who's Michelle?
Michelle's the other Destiny child.
Oh, the one that people forget.
Yes.
She'll be so glad that someone thought of her over Kelly Rowland for a change.
Chantel, we're going to grab this audio and send it to her people.
She's going to be stoked.
She's going to love it.
Hey, no points there for anyone.
Question number three.
Which of these is not a group of four?
The Ninja Turtles, the Scooby-Doo Gang, or the Ghostbusters?
Lady.
Chantel?
Scooby-Doo Gang. That is on the money.
Chantel, you're killing it.
Are you including the dog?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
He's definitely in the gang.
Okay, I was just checking because I was like, I think there's four people.
But you didn't say people, did you?
I said the gang.
Yeah.
Which, I mean, he does a lot of the work.
Scooby?
Scooby-Doo?
Okay, question number four.
Two to Chantel.
Jaden, you need this one to stop her.
What are the three colours on the Australian national flag?
Jaden, get in there.
Blue, white, red.
Well done.
He's got it.
He's on the board.
Here we go.
We've got a game.
One to the tradies, two to the ladies.
Question number five.
How many bones do sharks have?
104, 206 or none?
Lady.
Yes, Chantel.
Oh, I thought it was none, but I feel like it's 206.
What are you going with?
Pick one.
You've got to pick one.
You've got to pick it fast.
Three.
206.
No.
That's how many humans have.
Jaden, do you want to have a guess?
None. It is none. you want to have a guess? None.
It is none.
How do they have no bones?
I believe it's cartilage.
Right, okay.
I thought I've seen a skeleton.
Yeah.
Well, that's what it says.
Apparently they have none.
We're all tied up.
This is for the win.
Okay, here we go.
Question number six for the win.
The corkscrew is the name of New Zealand's only remaining roller coaster located at which theme park? Brady. Yes, Jaden for the win. The Corkscrew is the name of New Zealand's only remaining rollercoaster located
at which theme park? Brady. Yes,
Jaden for the win. Rainbow's
End. Oh, what a comeback.
Jaden, it was
touch and go, but you've done it.
Did you hear him talking to the boys? I came back from
2-0 down.
I have to brag about it. I have to brag about it.
You have to brag about it.
It was a good win.
You're a 20-verse lady champion.
It'll be my shout for KFC, I think.
Good man.
Nice, Jayden.
Brian Clint scores 15-16 in favour of the ladies.
Brian Clint.
A man has survived 24 days floating around in the ocean
off a bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup.
So good.
It's a movie, eh?
That's a movie.
That's 100% a movie.
It has to be a movie.
It's like a real life version of Castaway, kind of.
Except it's got sponsorable potential.
Yeah.
Heinz is like, we will fund it.
You can market the hell out of that.
So Bree and I are going to use our superpowers to try and guess what kind of tomato sauce you use. It says a lot
about you, the tomato sauce that you use.
Yeah, I feel like it says a lot about where you grew up.
Bree, we've established,
is a Heinz tomato ketchup
person. Yeah, which I just call it
tomato sauce. But we have noticed
in the break that ketchup
different to tomato sauce.
Tomato sauce uses stock
and ketchup uses vinegar. Isn't that interesting? Ketchup's more tangy and tomato sauce. Tomato sauce uses stock and ketchup uses vinegar.
Isn't that interesting?
Ketchup's more tangy and tomato sauce probably a little bit more sweet.
And like I said, this is a lot about you.
Heinz ketchup, imported, just like Brie is.
And my favourite, Tui Mato, but bogan, just like I am.
I'm surprised I'm not a Tui Mato girl,
because I definitely am more Bogan than you.
Let's get some tomato sauce, people.
We're going to kick it off with Casey.
Hi, Casey.
G'day, Casey.
Hello.
Where'd you grow up, Casey?
What part of the country?
In the South Island, little tiny town.
Okay.
That tells me a lot, actually.
What's the tiny town called?
Oh, my God.
Twizel.
Twizel, yeah. Twizel. Shout out my God. Twizel. Twizel, yeah.
Twizel.
Shout out to all our Twizel listeners.
We know it well.
And can I just ask the makeup of your family?
How many kids, how many boys versus how many girls?
Three girls, one boy.
Three, ooh.
What does that have anything to do with it?
It gives me an inkling.
Does it?
Yeah, it does.
I feel like...
Because if those numbers were flipped,
if it was three boys, one girl,
I'd straight away go, oh, five litre of Pams with the pump top. I feel like... Because if those numbers were flipped, if it was three boys, one girl,
I'd straight away go,
oh, five litre of Pams with the pump top just sitting on the bench permanently.
You reckon?
I hate the pump top.
Yeah, I know.
It all gets clumped on the thing.
But if you've got three boys, it's what you need.
Casey, what did your parents do for work
or what do they do for work?
Back then, I don't know how to explain it.
Well, mum didn't work a whole lot when we were
little, but it was
like a maintenance
kind of guy. Yeah, alright. Yeah, we got you.
Handyman. We know. I think we know this.
Three, two, one. Watties.
Watties tomato sauce?
It was
growing up, yep, but it's not my choice
now. Oh, interesting.
So we get half a point.
What's the tomato sauce now?
Ketchup.
Heinz ketchup.
Heinz ketchup.
Yes, Casey.
Okay, Casey, thank you very much.
I think we get half a point for that.
Yeah, I think that's half a point for sure.
Robin's here.
Hi, Robin.
Hi, Robin.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Robin, where did you grow up?
In Christchurch. Christchurch, okay, from the South, thanks. Robin, where did you grow up? In Christchurch.
Christchurch, okay, from the South Island.
Big family, small family?
Big family.
Big family.
And if you were to go to Bunnings or Mitre 10 and there was a sausage sizzle,
how likely are you to grab one if you've got the coins?
Very likely.
Very likely.
And would you say you like a medium amount of sauce or a lot of sauce?
A good amount of sauce.
A good amount of sauce.
Okay.
All right.
Well, this is tough.
This is a hard one.
We're going to have to come together on this.
I think she's a Delmaine.
That's what I was going to say.
I think she's a little bit fancy. Yeah. She enjoys some of the finer things in life. Robin, we think you like Delmaine. I think she's a Delmaine. I think she's a little bit fancy.
Yeah.
She enjoys some of the finer things in life.
Robin, we think you like Delmaine tomato sauce.
Do you think sauce is the finest part of life?
No.
No, you just have a classy air about you.
What's your tomato sauce?
Oh, thank you.
Wadis all the way.
Oh!
And you've stuck with it your whole life?
The whole life. Yeah, it's what you're brought up on, eh? Wadis is the number've stuck with it your whole life? The whole life.
Yeah, it's what you brought up on, eh?
Wadis is the number one sauce in the country.
If we wanted to hedge our bets, we would just say Wadis to everybody.
It's just your good, standard tomato sauce.
Greg's in a stretch.
AJ's here finally.
G'day, AJ.
G'day, mate.
G'day, mate.
How you going?
Good, thanks, AJ.
Now, I think I already know this, but where did you grow up?
The beautiful Mount Maunganui.
Okay, he's a beach boy.
Oh, does that...
That definitely kind of changes the vibe.
You're not a vegetarian, are you, AJ?
No way.
No, not a vegetarian.
I'm just going to say Wadis.
I'm going to...
Like, I've met AJ. I've met you a couple of times. I reckon we hit you a bitaddy's. I'm going to... Like I've met AJ.
I've met you a couple of times.
I reckon we hedge our bets
on this one.
You can go Waddy's.
I'm going to go Rogue.
I'm going to go with
that super sweet
carny sauce.
You know the one
that they dip the hot dogs
in at the fair?
And it's real sweet
like the sugar sauce
that you get at the...
It's like Speedway sauce.
It's almost like syrup.
Yeah.
AJ, what's the deal?
What sort of tomato sauce are you eating?
I'm currently running with a Heinz.
A Heinz ketchup.
There you go.
There you go.
But what did you grow up on?
Yeah, what did you grow up on in your house?
My dad's an accountant,
so whatever's cheapest.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio.
This is the latest. LiveHeartRadio This is
The Latest
Live from LA
With Dean McCarthy
Dean
The big fight
That has taken
Two years
To get here
Between Tommy Fury
Who is
With Molly May
And they were on
Love Island
He's a boxer
Nephew to Tyson Fury
Brother
You sure?
Dunno
And he Took on Jake Paul Logan Paul's brother Nephew to Tyson Fury. Brother. You sure? I don't know.
And he took on Jake Paul, Logan Paul's brother.
Yeah.
It's taken two years for them to get here.
What went down?
Okay, let me just set the scene for you.
It was, like you said, two years and countless hours of debate, drama, lead up.
Last night, it was the judges decided to,
it was a split decision made by the judges following an eight-round fight,
and Tommy Fury actually wins.
Now, just to give you some perspective
as to how much he actually will be taking home,
it'll be around 3.8 million pounds.
How much is that in New Zealand dollars?
3.8 million pounds.
Oh, you're calculating that?
Yeah.
A lot.
Oh, $7.8 million. Oh, you can't go like that. Yeah. A lot. Oh, $7.4 million.
Oh, well, you might think that's a lot.
He was supposed to make double that because actually at the time,
Jake did a double or nothing offer, but Tommy never signed the deal.
No.
Yeah, just before.
I saw this.
I saw this.
Yeah.
The whole thing's fascinating.
Drake bit $400,000 on Jake Paul. I saw this. Yeah. The whole thing's fascinating.
Drake bet $400,000 on Jake Paul.
Oh, no. To knock Tommy Fury out.
That money's gone.
Out the door.
See you later.
He's got enough from all that prime drink he's selling at the moment.
I've seen that on TikTok.
You can't even get that in New Zealand.
It's the weirdest thing.
Yeah.
I think they've just released it in Australia. Him and KSI.
And it's sold out. Apparently
in January of this year, they
did like a, I think a
$10 million profit. Wow.
I think, just in January of
this year. The guy is a money machine
but yeah, he lost his boxing fight
yesterday. Brother, it is
brother of Tyson Fury. Brother, yeah, Tyson's
brother. Tommy Fury is the brother.
Gotcha.
Much worse boxer,
but much better looking.
Yeah.
You know, like.
It's a double edged sword.
When are you stepping
into the ring, D?
Anytime we can recruit you.
Any chance we can recruit you
over for a charity fight?
You'd have to go shirt off, though.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Well, here's the thing.
I want to be the person
that holds up the number
in between with a little a little smile the thing. I want to be the person that holds up the number in between
with a little...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And a little smile.
Yeah, you want to be a little...
You want to be a ring girl?
We can sort that out.
I feel like he could take on Aziz.
Aziz.
That would be a good fight.
Hey, can I ask a really boring question?
Go on.
You know when you park, like, at the supermarket?
Yeah. Not. Because which one you park like at the supermarket? Yeah.
Not,
because which one's,
what's parallel parking?
Parallel parking,
is that when the car's
That's the worst kind of park
to do.
No,
that's the one
where you're parallel
with the curb,
isn't it?
Uh-huh.
Because I was like,
parallel.
Parallel parking's the one
that most people fail on.
That's parallel parking.
Yeah.
Because I was looking at
like a layout of a car park
where it's side by side by side
and I was like,
well the cars are parallel with each other. Why is this not parallel parking. Yeah. Because I was looking at like a layout of a car park where it's side by side by side, and I was like, well, the cars are parallel with each other.
Why is this not parallel parking?
But it's parallel with the kerb.
I think so, yeah.
Okay, I'm talking about non-parallel parking,
the side by side by side by side. Normal parking.
Normal parking, yeah, let's call it normal parking.
Car park parking.
Do you go nose first or butt first?
Oh, it depends how I'm feeling.
Me too, to be honest.
Sometimes I like to go in front way, sometimes I like to back it depends how I'm feeling. Me too, to be honest. Sometimes I like to go in front way.
Sometimes I like to back it up.
Yeah, yeah.
Me too.
And it depends on the situation.
Like if, you know.
You've been telling me how under pressure you are.
I feel like if it's a real tight park,
I usually opt for reverse parking because I'm quite good at it.
Oh, you like to back it up into a tight one.
Yeah, I'm quite good at backing it up with my mirrors and I feel like I'm better than judging my
front end. Yeah, interesting. What about you? I find reverse parking a bit flamboyant. Really?
Like I find it a bit over the top, a bit ooh la la look at me. Bit of the old arm over
the seat. Yeah, yeah. Bit of the spinning of the wheel. Yeah, I'm just a bit like, get over yourself, mate.
Get over yourself.
Oh, really?
But this is why it's interesting.
There's been a study done by Monash University,
their National Road Safety somebody, who cares,
has tried to tell you which way you should park.
Okay.
One of these, nose first or butt first, is not just safer,
it's apparently will save you more time, one of the two. Okay. One of these, nose first or butt first, is not just safer, it's apparently will save you more time, one of the two.
Okay.
Do you want to guess, according to Monash University,
which way you should be parking in a park?
I'm going to say, based on how I feel,
I feel like you've got more visual aspects when you're backing in a car.
Interesting.
Because you've got the two mirrors
and you've got your rear vision mirror.
Yeah, interesting, interesting.
Well, according to the study,
you should be parking butt first.
I knew it.
Yeah.
Got to back it up.
They said you're right,
because when you're going in,
you can see everything when you're reversing into it,
whereas when it comes time to leave,
there's a bit of that park
where you've just got to trust the gods
and poke your butt out until your head can see around the other cars.
So it's safer to be ready to drive out forwards, isn't it?
Yeah, because it's also safe because in a car park,
generally there's kids and there's other people.
So driving out front ways is a lot safer.
Yeah.
There you go.
See, told you it was a boring question.
Bree and Clint.
Bree, tell them what happened in the cricket.
The Blackcaps won.
They just won.
They just got the last wicket.
Do we all love cricket now?
I like it when I only have to watch that much cricket.
Like, that was an awesome moment of cricket.
That 20 minutes that we just watched.
But I don't know if I would have lasted five days to get to that moment,
but that was pretty amazing.
That was pretty good.
Okay.
All right.
We want to talk about midlife crises.
We got talking about them the other day.
What even was the topic?
We were talking about middle-aged something.
I can't remember.
Can't even remember.
But we realised that we don't know what mums get for a midlife crisis.
Yeah.
You always hear about the dads buying the convertibles or the sports cars or the motorbikes or boats.
Boats.
There's quite a lot of things.
I reckon Harley Davidson's, along with every item of Harley Davidson clothing that the shop sells, I reckon that's real high.
And I reckon the Harley Davidson company markets to people who are on the verge of a midlife crisis. I feel like, though, the Harley-Davidson purchase
is a lot cooler than a midlife crisis Kawasaki purchase.
You know, where it's like a super...
A cruiser over a sports bike.
Super massive engine in a sports bike.
That is just crazy.
So we don't know what women get for their midlife crisis,
but we also haven't considered the idea that maybe women don't have them.
Maybe they don't have midlife crises.
Maybe they're just more content with who they are.
Is that a possibility?
Is it more guys going?
No, I think it's just like not as spoken about.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
I feel like we all go through that moment in life.
Do you think you will?
I think we all will.
Do you think I will? I think we all will. Do you think I will?
I think you did when you bought your Audi.
Okay, on a completely unrelated topic,
please welcome to the show Bree's father, Big Steve.
Hi, Steve.
G'day, Big Steve.
G'day, guys.
How are you?
Yeah, good.
Did you hear any of that chat just then? I heard all of it. Oh, Steve. G'day, Big Steve. G'day, guys. How are you? Yeah, good. Did you hear any of that chat just then?
I heard all of it.
Oh, right.
Well, disregard it because what we're talking to you about has nothing to do with it.
Completely different.
Completely different topic.
That's good because I have no answer for you.
Okay, good.
We just wanted to get your opinion on something because I had a thought where I realised that
you, in the last however many years,
have been buying quite a lot of cars.
Yeah, yes, yes.
I just want you to tell the people,
what are some of the cars you've purchased in the last,
I want to say, four or five years?
Okay.
I started with a 1976
Datsun 260Z
Nice sporty car
It's a two door isn't it? It's a coupe
Blue I believe
Electric blue
Not a family car
No not a family car
Restored that
Don and I enjoy that one
I then bought a
1995 R33 Skyline bat. Don and I enjoy that one. I then bought a 1995
R33 Skyline.
You mean a Godzilla?
A Godzilla, yep.
I bought one of those. Is that a two-door
as well? Two-door.
Okay, interesting. And I think that one's
in midnight purple,
I believe. Okay, yeah, right, got it, noted.
Anything else? Midnight.
Yeah, well, I bought a 2021 Subaru STI.
That one's quite fast, isn't it, Dad?
That's reasonable.
It's not too bad.
You got an STI.
Okay, interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
Cool.
And is that it?
Is that about the list?
No.
Then I bought a 1980 Aston Sunny, which doesn't sound like much,
but it's a fully blown track car.
It's an old race car.
It's a race car.
Okay.
So four cars.
Four cars in the space of about four years.
Yeah, and how old would you say you were when you started purchasing your first one?
Yeah, about three years ago.
It checks out.
It checks out perfectly.
I can't wait to see what you buy next.
I'm hoping for a jet ski.
We're trying to get to the bottom of this.
What has Di bought?
Because you guys are around the same age.
You're at the same stage of life where you're empty nesters.
The kids have flown the nest.
You're going into
grandparent stage. What's Di
been spending her money on? Yeah, what's she bought?
Well, actually, she's
probably to blame because Di is the one
that keeps pushing me. Why don't you buy this?
Why don't you buy that? I think she enjoys
it just as much and I think she's going through the
midlife thing with me.
She's going through her midlife
crisis through your wallet.
Yeah.
You've just confirmed
how bogan of a family we are, Dad.
We're mums on board with the race cars.
Yep.
Absolutely.
Well, we're trying to figure out
what mums get for a midlife crisis purchase.
So far, all people have texted in
is menopause and plastic surgery.
Yeah, I think you should buy mum a new set of boobs, Dad.
No, I'm quite happy with the old one.
All right, Steve.
Vroom, vroom.
Thank you.
We appreciate your time.
How romantic.
You know Kelly Clarkson?
Never heard of her
You should check her out
She's doing really well on the season of American Idol
Oh is she?
Yeah
I saw a really interesting fact about one of her biggest songs of all time
Breakaway
Kelly Clarkson Breakaway
Such a banger.
Of course, it was on the soundtrack for the Princess Diaries.
Yeah.
Remember that?
Yeah.
It was so big for her that she named her first album.
After it.
Breakaway.
Yeah.
I related to that song so much as a kid.
Being a country girl.
Yeah.
Going off to the city.
Yeah, I see.
I feel like a lot of country girls would have felt the same.
I remember listening to former producer Caitlin crying about that song.
Also a country girl.
Talking about walking the dusty streets of Fairleigh
and listening to Kelly Clarkson break away.
Anyway, eyes on this TikTok which revealed she didn't write it,
which I'm not super surprised about.
Because she does write
Some of her songs
Yeah she writes some of her songs
But not all of them
Like any pop star
She has songs written for her
Her label buys songs
That they think
Will be good for her
And they got it right
With that one
But that song was written
By Avril Lavigne
For Avril Lavigne
Yeah I didn't know that
Avril wrote the song
For herself
So she wrote the song
For herself
But obviously
Did she record it and then was like,
nah, I don't like it.
She wrote it and she recorded it for her album.
Yeah.
And then she was like,
eh, nah, it's not my vibe.
I said this and I was shooketh.
Devout Avril Lavigne fan,
producer Claudia though was like,
yes, I know this.
I listen to the Avril Lavigne version every day.
Devout Kelly fan as well.
So I was all over it.
This is right in your wheelhouse, isn't it? Yeah, all over it. Well, I think, I'm pretty sure like Avril'signe version every day. Devout Kelly fan as well, so I was all over it. This is right in your wheelhouse, isn't it?
Yeah, all over it.
Well, I think, I'm pretty sure, like, Avril's Canadian.
Yeah.
And I think she's from a small country town, so it makes sense.
Yeah.
Here's Avril Lavigne talking about why she never released
her version of Breakaway.
I just didn't like it.
It was like a ballad.
No, it was just like, it feels like a church song.
I felt like I was just like, not there.
True.
Yeah, she was punk, punk.
Yeah.
She did eventually add it to like the, what is it, 20th anniversary of the Complicated album?
The Let Go album.
The Let Go album.
Her biggest album.
Her breakthrough album.
Claudia, I feel like if you went on a game show, this would be your expert.
This is my specialist topic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is double points round for Claudia.
Do you want to hear Avril Lavigne's breakaway?
Of course.
Love to hear it.
Of course, Kelly Clarkson.
We know it so well.
In another dimension,
where Kelly Clarkson never existed
and Avril Lavigne released the song herself,
it would have sounded like this.
It's a more rocky version.
It's essentially the same, but it's just got that... At the same time, it's completely different, eh?
Go Kelly Clarkson again?
Yeah, I can go. Hang on.
I feel like there's more motion in Kelly Clarkson's one.
They've taken the electric guitars out of it
and gone for strings, I think, and piano.
Yeah.
But both pretty good.
This wasn't enough, though, for Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Super Sleuth, producer Claudia.
She goes, the songs are actually slightly different.
There's one different line in there.
Oh, is there?
And I don't even know if everybody's picked up on this.
This wasn't in the TikTok that I watched.
And he went deep.
So the line that Claude is talking about is...
The first line of the song.
This one.
This is the version we all know and love
That's the line that you relate to
Yeah absolutely
If it was Avril Lavigne's song
It would have sounded like this
Cause she's from Canada.
It snows in Canada.
Because she's from Canada.
I mean, pretty similar.
Yeah, I know.
Isn't that fascinating?
Wild, eh?
Brian Clint.
A man in the States has gone to Disneyland every day for 2,995 days in a row.
He has the Guinness World Records
and probably a lot of those little mouse ears that they give you.
He's been doing that for eight years,
so he doesn't have much else going on.
He's been living off churros and popcorn,
but he's got the world record, so he is a national hero.
Stoked.
We want to know, what have you done a lot of?
Like, what's your thing that you do over and over and over?
I just asked social media girl in ZM, Megan,
because she loves Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
She said for the 1989 tour of Taylor Swift,
she went 11 times.
But all up, she's seen Taylor 21 times.
21 times. 21 times?
It's a lot. One more for the iconic 22.
And then you stop. I'm feeling 22.
And then you stop, right? You don't go anymore.
She releases another song. I'm feeling
34.
Someone said between the years of 1997
and 2002, I went
to every home game for the Crusaders
and the Invitational open trainings,
all in the hope of catching the eye of a Crusader
and marrying one of them.
See, I can get on board with that because there's a goal.
You know, there's a reason.
21 years later, I still haven't married a Crusader.
Oh.
Hey, keep fighting that.
Good fight.
Some people on the phone to tell us what they've done a lot.
Staria is here.
Hi, Staria.
Hi, Staria. Hello. Tell us, mate, what they've done a lot. Staria is here. Hi, Staria. Hi, Staria.
Hello.
Tell us, mate, what have you done a whole lot?
For two years straight in intermediate,
I bought a chocolate moussey every single day.
Damn.
Yeah, you did, Staria.
Do chocolate mousseys still exist?
Man, they were good.
Oh, we've lost her.
We've lost her.
She's off to buy a chocolate moussey.
Yeah.
Either that or she can't stomach them anymore.
Like two years.
You know when you have something too much and then you can't eat it anymore?
I feel like I go through periods like that where I love something,
so I'll just eat the crap out of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you're over it.
I never want to see it again.
Emma's here.
Hi, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hi.
Is it you that's been doing a lot of something?
No, it's not me, actually.
It was a friend that I used to work with.
When he worked on a farm, he was there for nine months,
and every day he went to Macca's.
Every day?
Nine months?
Yeah, every day.
McDonald's every single day?
He never cooked for himself.
For lunch every day?
Yeah, it was either one meal a day.
We've got to get this man on the show
and offer him a $50 KFC chicken dollars voucher.
Yeah.
You know, bring him over to the good side.
Out of curiosity, Emma,
did he get the same thing every day,
like the same order?
I'm not too sure,
but it wouldn't surprise me if he did.
I know he usually gets the mate hunger buster,
so he probably got that.
He would have got the same thing every day. He would know probably got that. He would have got the same thing every day.
You reckon? Every day he gets the same thing.
Someone said, I've had a cheese and marmite
toasty for breakfast every day
since late primary school. I'm now
25. Yeah, nice
because they're delicious. Every day they are delicious.
Someone else said, I lost
count how many times I've read all the Harry
Potter books. Close to 10 times
each, I reckon.
Wow.
I haven't read them once.
Hannah's here.
Hannah's here.
Hannah, what have you done a lot?
I went to Rainbow Zen when I was like nine or 10 and did the roller coaster 18 times in a row.
In a row?
Are you okay?
On one day?
No, it's like at one, I didn't get off it
because we went late.
My auntie took us and we were late getting there.
And there was hardly anybody there, so the guy just let me go on and stay on.
Is that okay?
How's your neck?
I was really sick.
I bet you were.
I went for a radio session once where we tried to have people sit on that roller coaster for 24 hours.
We had to take them off because they were getting violently ill.
You get severe motion sickness.
Thanks, Hannah.
We appreciate it.
One more from Cam.
Hi, Cam.
Hi, Cam.
How's it going?
I've heard you've got a great one, Cam,
and I feel like something I can get on board with.
You've eaten something multiple times for the last, is it, how long?
It would be about seven or eight years, I'd say.
Seven or eight years. What have you eaten every It'd be about seven or eight years, I'd say. Seven or eight years. What have you
eaten every day for the last seven or eight
years? So it starts off
with breakfast. It would be
a bowl of Milo cereal and
a Milo to go with it. Okay, double
Milo. Awesome. I love me a bit of Milo.
Yeah, and that's every day
including weekends.
And then for Smoko, it would be
a Milo cereal bar.
It'd be a muffin and three biscuits,
without a doubt, every day.
Okay, yeah.
Yum, no protein, but yum.
Cam, have you thought about getting a sponsorship deal with Milo?
Well, yeah, a lot of people have said that to me,
but I've just never kind of gone forward with it.
Do you buy in bulk?
What's for dinner? What's for dinner?
We've got breakfast and lunch. Obviously a Milo
lasagna.
I probably wouldn't say no.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's
birthday banger.
Alright, here we go. We do it at this time every
day. You call us up, you tell us your birthday,
and we do our magic and figure out what was the song
that was number one on your 16th birthday,
and then we're going to play one of these songs.
Let's start with Maria.
Welcome to the show, Maria.
G'day, mate.
Hello, Mariah.
Mariah.
Mariah, how are you?
Good, thank you.
That's good, mate.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
15th of October, 2001.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2017.
And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.
Despacito.
What did you say, Mariah?
Oh, you're singing.
She's singing it.
Mate, it's a banger.
I love that one.
I love that song.
Happy birthday, Cutter, today.
It's your birthday.
No, mate, my best friend's birthday.
Oh, happy birthday to your best friend.
Okay, wait there, Mariah.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Corey.
Kia ora, Corey.
Hi, Corey.
Kia ora.
How are you going?
Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Not too bad for a Tuesday. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's Hi, Corey. Kia ora. How are you going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not too bad for Tuesday.
Oh, good to hear.
Well, let's top it off.
What's your birthday?
7th of August, 1986.
All right.
That means, Corey, you were 16 in 2002.
And let me take you back to your 16th birthday.
It's getting hot in here.
So hot.
Oi.
Hello. Hang on. Cheers. I can see a 16
year old Corey in
somebody's garage getting down to
this song. Does that sound about right, Corey, in
2002? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like you were there. I think I was there.
I was there in
2002 and it was
a good time.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do one more birthday banger for Rua.
Kia ora, Rua.
G'day, mate.
Yeah, hey, Bree.
Remember me?
I'm the one that's really spiritual,
and when you were going through your awakening,
and I was saying,
earth yourself and you can unlock some powers.
Oh, you've been on the show before.
Yeah, absolutely. You came on for Bree's psychic radio,
and you tried to convince her that she actually was psychic.
She is.
She's not.
Yes, you're up.
You're now multidimensionally tuned in.
Yes, I know.
I was born on the 4th of July in 1974.
I like it, mate.
Well, let's do your birthday banger.
You were 16 in 1990.
And on the 4th of July in 1990, this was number one.
Was it Madonna?
Yeah, Madonna.
I knew it was Madonna.
He just picked it before it came up.
Yeah.
Rua, how did you do that?
Well, because, man, I've got a photographic memory
and I've unlocked these superpowers in me.
I can even see with my eyes closed.
Yes.
I told the lady before that it was Michael Jackson
and I don't have access to Google.
And then I'm thinking
hold up Madonna
Madonna
you nailed it mate
I love my life
I'm a church guy
I do volunteer work
for this church
in the city man
I've just finished
work and I come in
I bless myself
with the holy water
and
you've got good energy
we enjoy talking to you
wait there
you've got really
really good energy that was that was pretty incredible regardless of whether mate. We enjoy talking to you. Wait there. You've got really, really good energy.
That was pretty incredible.
Regardless of whether you believe Brie is psychic or not, which she's not.
No, he says I am.
You're not.
And he just picked his own birthday banger.
That was quite freaky.
We never tell people their birthday banger before they go to bed.
Let's pick it, though.
We've got Despacito, we've got Nelly, and we've got Madonna.
I like them all, but I'm backing my main man, Corey, Hot In Hair, Nelly.
Me too, actually.
It's a great song.
Corey, congratulations.
Coming hot out of 2002 from the Suit And Sweat double album.
Suit And Sweat.
You get Nelly, Hot In Hair.
Congratulations, you won Birthday Banger.
Oh, yeah.
He knew it.
I'm going to crank that up loud.
Yeah, do it.
Do it, Corey.
That's what we like.
Brinklin.
See you, Corey. Here's the we like. Brian Clint. See you, Corey.
Here's the winner of Birthday Banger on ZM.
ZM.
Brian Clint.
ZM. and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint.
That's the winner of Birthday Banger for Corey.
From August 2002, the number one song was Nelly and Hot and Horror.
Banger.
Absolute tune.
Would never forget that song.
Come with us on a wild goose chase, everybody,
as Brie tries to use the radio to piece together her weekend
that she barely remembers.
No, it wasn't the weekend.
It's from three weeks ago.
Right.
And Clint's annoyed at me because he's like,
how are we going to do this?
To be honest, I didn't have much of it to start with.
This is essentially behind the scenes.
This is the idea.
Don't you dare call this an idea.
No, it's an idea. This is the hus call this an idea. No, it's an idea.
This is the husk of an idea.
It's called human Shazam without the Shazaming part.
Essentially, what's happening in my life at the moment is three weeks ago,
I heard a song.
And it wasn't the first time I've heard the song,
but I heard this song and ever since it's been stuck in my head,
just the tiniest little piece of it. And I've been trying to remember the name of this song and ever since it's been stuck in my head just the tiniest little piece of it
and i've been trying to remember the name of this song or who sings it or where it's from
so i can listen to it so i can get it out of my head three weeks three weeks this has been
happening for and i'm over it and i said can we try and use the people that listen to this show
including you guys here in the team to see if we can figure it out.
And I said, sure, so long as you have a small part of the song.
Which I did.
We can do that.
If you give us a couple of words or a melody or something,
we can do that.
And three hours ago, you said, cool, I can do that.
I did.
I had a small, tiny part.
What did you say to me six minutes ago?
I've lost it.
Oh, no. You have've lost it. Oh no.
You have none of it.
So I said, well let's change the
topic and talk about something else. And you go,
nah, this is more fun. I
have faith in the people
that listen to this show that we
can figure this out. Like I said, welcome to
the World Goose Shows. Okay, together
we can hopefully figure this out.
Yes. Okay. Give us can hopefully figure this out. Yes. Okay.
Give us everything you know about the song
and we will try, like detectives, like Luther,
try and figure out what it is.
This is what I can kind of piece together about the song.
It's not a super mainstream song,
but it's one of those dancey kind of songs
that is kind of pushed into the mainstream space.
Right? Okay. So it's a dancey type of song was it on love island i could have been right could have been that's not
where i heard it though okay i heard it on this other girl's playlist um anyway so that's why
don't we check her playlist i don't i don't have her Okay. Yeah. So it's a dance type of song.
Upbeat. Upbeat tune.
I reckon it's come out
like in the last six months. Okay.
It's not super old.
Claude has put together the top
ten songs in the country for us at the moment.
Already I know it's not number ten
Zach Bryan.
Something in the orange. Nah, it's not number 10, Zach Bryan, Something in the Orange.
No, it's not that song.
Could it be this, Painting Pictures?
No.
No, it's not that?
No, not that.
It's not Sam Smith.
Is it this?
No.
No, playing that on ZM.
That's escapism.
It's not this.
No.
No.
Is it this?
No.
There's the top 10 songs in the country at the moment.
Is it this?
No, you'd know that.
That's Miguel from TikTok.
It's not Scissor.
Is it?
No.
No, no, no.
No, that song.
It's not Miley, which is the second biggest song.
Is it Pink Pantheress?
No.
That's the biggest song on the country right now.
That's a banger, but it's not that.
Someone said, is it 10.35?
I know that song because it's been stuck in my head as well.
10.35.
It's not as mainstream as those songs.
It's not 10.35. A bit more, not as mainstream as those songs. It's not 1035.
A bit more left askew.
Okay, any words, any themes of the music that it talks about?
You know, there was someone else there that I know
that I could message to see if they remember.
Yeah, at this point we'll take anything.
Claudia?
Yes, Claude?
Do you remember what the voice sounded like
Was it a man's voice
Or a woman's voice
It was a female voice
Female voice
Okay now we're getting somewhere
Good question Claude
Well done
Good detective work
And it was just one artist
One singer
Just one singer
And it wasn't like a constant
You know where there's
Constant lyrics
Throughout the song
It was more like
A dancey type of
But the lyrics
Are quite prominent
And quite catchy
In the parts
Where there are lyrics.
Do you think it was a remix or an original?
I don't know.
I think it was an original,
but it has that remix vibe.
Okay.
Yeah.
Does it sound like a UK type dance song?
You know how all those housey ones
like Joel Corey, MNEK, that sort of stuff,
it sounds very British?
Yeah, but it kind of has like an African feel to it.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
There's a lot of text coming through.
Okay, all right.
We're going to load up some of those suggestions
and we want to get your suggestions on the phone too.
Claudia is going to furiously work to get as many of the hooks
of these songs together for us.
Okay.
And we will see if we can figure it out.
Oh, come on.
Will you know it if you hear it?
Yes, straight away.
Promise?
I promise.
I think.
We're asking for your help.
Someone's texted in and said,
Clint, she is off the reservation on this one.
Oh, come on.
It's never happened to you before?
Where you've got an earworm
and then you use the national radio show
to figure it out.
Imagine Hilary Barry going on
Seven Sharp tonight and going,
tonight we were going to talk about Hawke's Bay,
but actually I'm trying to figure out what this
yum food I had three weeks ago was.
I know nothing about it. I'd be hooked.
I'd be like, I've got to figure this out.
We've got some suggestions coming in.
We're going to start with producer Claude,
who thinks she may have figured it out.
You think you've got it, Claude?
I don't know if it fully fits the brief,
but this is the first one I thought of.
So to recap, what we know is it's dance-y-ish.
No, it's dance.
It's dance?
Yeah, but it's got like an African feel.
That's new information.
It's got an African feel.
Now, that came late in the piece,
that it's got an African feel.
And it's a female singer.
And I'm pretty sure the word party
features a lot. Okay, I think I'm
completely wrong then, but let's give it a go.
This is what I think it is. I think it
is Becky Hill, David Getters
Remember.
Banger. I know Becky Hill so well
I'd never forget her voice, but
great song.
No good. Okay, we're going to go'd never forget her voice. But great song. But no.
No good.
Okay, we're going to go to Sianay.
Hi, Sianay.
Hi, Sianay.
Hey, I was totally on the Becky Hill vibe.
Okay.
Really?
Okay.
Well, what have you got for us?
It's not that one, that Remember track.
Yeah, it was Crazy What Love Can Do.
Oh, banger.
I know it well.
So, but just to confirm, it's not this?
Not that song, but a great song, Sianae.
Yeah, banger.
All right, good luck.
Thank you, Sianae.
We're going to go to Emily.
Kia ora, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hello, how are we? Good, thank luck. Thank you, mate. Thanks, Sharnay. We're going to go to Emily. Kia ora, Emily.
Hi, Emily.
Hello, how are we?
Good, thank you.
Well, I've been better.
Quite frustrated, to be honest.
It's annoying me so much.
Please, can you figure out what this song is?
Okay, so I think it is To Die For by Tove Lo.
Oh, I love Tove Lo.
Have you heard To Die For?
I don't know.
Okay.
So it could be.
We've got a bit of it here.
Could this be Bree's Earworm?
Great song.
Not it.
But a banger all the same.
Thank you for trying, Emily.
We appreciate you.
No worries.
Thank you, Emily.
All good.
We've got someone else who wants to give it a go. Kim.
Hi, Kim. Hi. How's it going, guys?
Good, thank you. Kim. Does yours fit
the brief? Like, all the information
that Brie has given us, does it fit?
I hope so. Fingers crossed.
If you're right, I'm going to give you
$100 of my own money.
And you have my word.
You have my word.
Is it
smoothed over by Foley? I don't know. Let's have my word. You have my word. All the press is on. Yeah, okay. Is it Smooth It Over by Foley?
I don't know.
Let's have a listen.
Bagger.
Foley are very good.
Such a banger.
I love Foley.
But no.
No, Dan.
What a great song.
I'm getting a new playlist.
We're learning a lot of music out of this, aren't we?
I'm getting a really good playlist.
Thanks, Kim.
Some other suggestions that have come in.
A track called Gold.
Could it be this?
This is from a few years ago.
Love this song.
Yeah, this is not new.
No, but great song.
No, that's not it.
Someone has suggested, oh, this is on the playlist,
but you actually haven't been on ZM for a couple of weeks.
Yeah.
Is it this? If we ever broke up, I'd never be sad.
Think about everything I thought we had.
No, but another great song.
That's not it.
A lot of texts
suggesting that it's Libby Unker.
A lot of texts. See, this rings
a bell, but I don't know if it's
because it was this song or
I've just heard this song somewhere else. Is it this? They don't know if it's because it was this song or I've just heard this song somewhere else.
Is it this?
It's more upbeat.
But this has kind of got that African vibe.
Is it the dance remix of Libby Anka?
Does that exist?
I don't know.
Oh, there's so many suggestions coming through.
Absolutely bombarded.
Is it Fred again?
No.
No?
More party dance vibes in that.
You want to figure it out now too, don't you?
Yeah, I do, because I'm scared if we don't
that we're going to have to do this again tomorrow.
That's exactly what's going to happen.
Bree and Clint. Z. Brie and Clint.
ZDM, Brie and Clint.
For the record, that's not the song that Brie was trying to think of earlier.
That's not it.
It's not Libby Unker People.
It's not, but that's a fantastic song.
Someone text through and they said, I'm home, but I can't go inside until I find out what
this song is.
I'm sitting in the car waiting.
Brie has promised us that she's going to go away,
sit in a quiet room,
try and draw any information out that she can
from that brain of hers.
I'm going to try and remember the little piece that I did have.
A little bit of melody, a little bit of lyric, something.
Yeah, and then I'm going to record it on my phone
in case I forget.
And then we'll pick that conversation up tomorrow.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
In the meantime, we've got an airplane seat hack
that Brie wants to share with you.
Oh yeah, this is exciting.
So if you're like me
and your idea of the best thing ever
that could happen to you on a plane
is when you sit down in a row
and no one else sits in it.
Okay.
Best thing for me would be
sitting down and they go,
Sir, we actually have a spare seat in business.
Yeah, but that never happens.
Well, doesn't it?
I'm talking about reality. Okay. Has that happened in business. Yeah, but that never happens. Well, doesn't it? I'm talking about reality.
Okay.
Has that happened to you?
No, but I feel like it could.
I hold out hopes.
So I always go to the airport in a suit.
I've just broken all your dreams, your hopes and dreams.
I thought it could happen.
I've never heard of that happening.
Right.
Unless maybe someone's on their honeymoon and they're like,
would you guys like to come up to this bar?
See, that seems even less likely that two people get upgraded.
Yeah, well, it's true.
Well, I have seen this woman who's posted on social media a hack
where you could potentially get a whole row free.
Right.
Don't wear deodorant.
That's a good idea.
No, I've got the audio of her talking about it.
Let's listen and then we'll discuss.
Once you get to your gate,
you want to wait until it's about 10 minutes before boarding
and then open up the Qantas app and click the seat selector tool.
If there's a whole row free or even just a better seat,
make a mental note of that seat number.
You won't be able to select the new seat in the app
as it's too close to boarding,
so simply just go up to the desk and politely ask to have it changed.
So easy and I can't believe this works.
So what she said was, is as you're at the gate waiting to board,
you open your app.
So let's say I've got the Air New Zealand app.
So I open it up, and you know how you can look where you're sitting?
Yeah.
And so you can see if there's any seats still free on the plane.
You can't change it so close to boarding time,
but what she's saying is you can see where there is seats that are free, go up to the
flight attendant and say, hey, can I be that annoying person and change to this seat?
Wow.
Boom.
So just to be really clear, the hack is if you see an empty, if you're on a full empty
row and you see a full empty row, ask if you can have it.
Is that the hack?
Yeah, but this way you don't have to fight people
after you've taken off to get to the empty row.
Let's talk star signs in correlation to serial killers.
Because, you know, they kind of go hand in hand.
Or so one woman, an astrologist, believes.
Her name is Lauren Skirvan, and she posts videos to her TikTok.
I believe the TikTok is called Why Don't You Bitch About It?
Okay.
If you wanted to go watch this.
Where she has shared and done a lot of research
on different prolific serial killers and what star signs they were.
And she believes that she's found only four
to be the most prominent star sign.
Only four?
Only four.
How many star signs are there?
Twelve.
Right.
So four star signs.
She believes nearly every single...
It's a third of the star signs.
But yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it could be worse.
It could be eight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is your star sign in there?
Should we go through them?
Actually, let's go.
Is your star sign in there?
Look, let's go through...
I feel like it's not
because I don't think you would have bought this
at the table if you were a star sign. No, I probably would have because I can kind of see my star sign sign in there? Look, let's go through. I feel like it's not because I don't think you would have bought this at the table if
you were a star sign.
No, I probably would have because I can kind of see my star sign being in there.
You're like, ooh, could I be a serial killer?
You know, my star sign, very stubborn, workaholic, like a little bit crazy.
Yeah.
Bit of stabby.
Shut up.
Let's go through our star signs first so we know.
Producers, do you want to kick this off?
Star signs?
Yes. Who do you want to kick this off? Star signs? Yes.
Who do you want first? Claudia. I'm a Gemini.
Gemini. Ella.
Scorpio. Scorpio.
Clint is an Aquarius. I'm an
Agitarius. What?
He gets an agitated
rectum. No.
I'm an Aquarius. He's an
Aquarius. I'm a Capricorn.orn so she's done quite a lot of research
into this and she's pulled out all the different you know major serial killers over the years
she's got people like jeffrey dharma in there ted bundy all these people that you've probably
seen on documentaries on netflix or other platforms played by z by Zac Efron on a TV show. Yeah. Anyway, she said
that she kicks it off
in her video, these are not my words,
these are hers, by saying
that she was quite surprised
that Scorpios
weren't in the list. Woo!
So Ella, you're in the clear?
I'm not a serial killer.
You are exonerated.
Thank you.
But she starts by saying the least out of the four was actually the Sagittarians.
But there was quite a few that correlated with serial killers, with the Sagittarians.
At least four times.
She then worked her way up and said Pisces were next
for the most serial killers.
That was their star sign, Pisces.
Pisces is in the top four.
Is in the top four.
It's number three.
Okay.
Then we move on to number two and number one.
I think we should do number one first
because no one here is number one,
but number two is someone.
It's me, isn't it?
That's why we're doing this. It's freaking me.
She pointed out that Virgos were the most represented
on the serial killer
list. So that's people born between
the 23rd of August and 22nd
of September. But the second
most common
star sign on the list
of prolific serial killers was Gemini.
Oh.
No.
Now Clint likes it.
Claudia, it's always the quiet ones, eh?
After your laugh.
It's always the quiet ones.
After that laugh you just did, I'm second guessing this list.
No, sorry.
It's star signs. It's science. I cannot is scary. After that laugh you just did, I'm second guessing this list. No, sorry, it's star signs.
It's science.
I cannot be the serial killer.
Now you're on board.
I cannot be the serial killer.
If the glove fits, does not fit, you must have clicked.
Hey, if we're playing Cluedo, I'm definitely picking the same thing.
Yeah, me too.
That's the end of the show, everybody.
We are out of here.
Do not forget the second to last episode of Treasure Island Fans vs. Faves is on your screen in 30 minutes time. That's the end of the show, everybody. We are out of here. Do not forget the second to last episode of Treasure Island Fans vs. Faves
is on your screen in 30 minutes time.
That's right.
It's an absolute rip snorter of an episode.
And not only that, if you watch it and you can see the keyword
that comes up in the bottom left-hand screen of the episode,
text that to 9696.
You'll be in the draw to win $1,000.
Dame Susie D, Maddie McLean,
Wardy from the fans
and
one other. Who's the other? Oh, Lana
Searle. Jeez, you nearly forgot
Lana, fellow radio broadcaster.
I'm team Maddie McLean.
Well, of course.
And then Lana.
And then who?
And then probably
see, I went to broadcasting school with Wardy,
but Dame Susan Devoy went to my high school.
So what are you going to do?
I don't know.
I'm just gutted art's not in it anymore, to be honest.
Is that who you wanted to win?
He just, he's just so good at everything. I just thought he was going to win. Yeah, and that that who you wanted to win? He just he's just so good
at everything.
I just thought
he was going to win.
Yeah and that's who
we want to win.
The people who are always
good at everything
good looking
and just glide through life.
I hate an underdog.
Screw the underdog.
I want the tall
white handsome male
to take out the competition.
Let the white guy win.
Have a great night, everybody.
We'll see you back tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye, guys.