ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th February 2025

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

Weird place you were born Katy Perry is going to space Whats the millennial phrase you're still using? Fridayoke - APT. by Bruno Mars and Rose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Oh my god It's Friday Make some noise For the original ZM's Brianne Clint G'day everybody Brianne Clint on the last day of summer Make some noise for the original. Send them free and clean. Good evening, everybody.

Free and clean on the last day of summer. How good. It still feels like summer, though. It's hot. Yeah. It's very hot. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Sorry. I evened it up. That's better. It's bras out Friday in the studio. I was setting up for an event That's happening here at the office And all of a sudden I'm just like

Why did I wear a jumpsuit in this weather? So hot We've got a fun show on the way today We will be doing Friday Okie at 5 o'clock We'll be doing APT And you'll get to pick the winner of that. Is it going to be as good as last week's Kendrick Lamar? Probably not.

No, probably not. I was quite impressed with our Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, I think that might be a highlight of Friday Oki for the year, maybe. Yeah, if I had a horn, I'd be blowing it right now. Yeah, me too. Yeah. We're also going to give you two guesses at the secret sound. Sound Cuber Brooke has recovered from her deadly food poisoning

so she's back on top. We did say yesterday we were like, if this is some sort of clue, her pretending to have food poisoning. She's the greatest soundkeeper of all time. She will go down as the greatest soundkeeper of all time. She's sitting out in the producer's booth.

Soundkeeper Brooke. I'm 100% baby. Yeah, we know you're good now. Was it real? We're just saying if the food poisoning was put on and it comes out at the end of this that it was part of some kind of cryptic clue, we'll be very impressed.

No, I think you said I'd be the best sound keeper. Yes, I did. Yeah, I did. I can't see her face. We'll have to wait till the sound comes out to find out if it was, I did. I can't see her face. We'll have to wait until the sound comes out to find out if it was true or not. That makes me think it was.

I will go to great lengths to be the best soundkeeper. I know, you're very driven. Yeah, yeah. I feel betrayed. Well, factor that into your guess. We'll give you a guess at four o'clock.

First things first, though. Let's tradie and lady. The ladies are smashing it. Yeah, they've had a really good run. I can't remember the last time the tradies had won. The ladies are smashing it. Yeah, they've had a really good run. I can't remember the last time the tradies had won, but it could be today. So if you think it's you, 0800 DIAL ZM.

Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, the tradies and the ladies. The Kooks are from Brighton. Are they? Yeah. Who am I thinking of then? I don't know. Three, two, one, let's go. All right. The tradies and the ladies. The Kooks are from Brighton. Are they? Yeah.

Who am I thinking of then? I don't know. Birds of Tokyo? Who am I thinking of? Yeah, the Kooks are British. They're from Brighton. I've been telling people the Kooks are Australian for like five years. Oh, claim them.

That's good. Who was that other song that we hammered on here? Empire of the Sun? No. More recent. Thirsty Merc? Maybe I'm thinking of... Ocean Alley? Oh, Ocean Alley.

Ocean Alley. But that's not who I'm thinking of. Anyway, they're Australian, right? Okay. Yeah. Well, that's their song, yeah. Glass Animals. Yeah.

Yeah. They're Australian, right? Yes, they are. Okay. Actually, well, that's their song, yeah. Glass Animals. Yeah. Yeah. They're Australian, right? Yes, they are. Okay. Actually, are they? No, they are. Yeah, they're songs. They won the Honest 100, but are they Australian?

Oh, God, hold on. If anyone knows the band that Brie is thinking of, can you text us? Yeah, who's the band? Ocean Alley is Australian, yeah. I knew we had one good one. Glass Animals are from Oxford. Glass Animals is their song, isn't it?

No, Heat Waves is their song. Oh, is Glass Animals a band as well? It's a band. Yeah. God, I hope none of these questions are in Tradie vs Lady. Lucky you're not on the radio or anything. Our lady is calling from Canterbury today. She's 36 and she's in a mother-daughter shopping trip today.

Welcome to the show, Danica. Danica? Danica. Danica. Danica. God, I miss mum and daughter shopping trips. How much money have you spent? Well, we went out for breakfast and got a few bits and pieces we needed, so probably around $100.

Can I check, are you the mother or the daughter? Mum. Oh, bugger, that means you're paying. Not necessarily. Her child, her infant could have won the lotto. True, true, true. You're taking on our tradie from Morrinsville today, the 20, and they eat bananas with everything.

Welcome to the show, Josh. G'day, Josh. Hello. Have you tried that banana bacon, like from the skin? Banana bacon? Yeah, people, vegans and that make bacon out of banana skins. It looks like cardboard. Oh, no.

No. No. Josh will eat bananas with everything, but that's too far. Okay, let's get into this, guys. Josh, tradie, Danica, lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Beats

Electronics is an audio products company founded by which music producer? Beats by... Lady. Danica. Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre is correct. Back in 2006.

Question number two. No one got this yesterday, so let's give it another whirl. How do you spell rendezvous? Don't be scared. Have a try. Lady. Yes, Danica. R-E-N-D-E-V-A-U.

Oh, it's a good effort. You were doing well and then I feel like you rushed it at the end. Josh, you don't want to go? Uh, no. Okay. That's a smart decision, Josh. The answer is R-E-N-D-E-Z-V-O-U-S. Rendezvous.

Question number three, still one to the ladies. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Ladies, join me. Danica. Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber, yeah. Yeah, we knew where you were going with it, and you're on the money. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies.

You need this one, Josh, to stay in it. Question number four. The Warriors kick off the NRL season this weekend with a game against the Raiders in which US city? Viva Las Vegas. Yes, Danica. Las Vegas.

There we go. We got there. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. There it is. A clean sweep for you, mate. We'll get that 50 bucks out to you. Nice work. Thank you.

Could I just say you guys are the A-Team on radio and we're a first-time caller. Yes, you can. You almost missed your shot there, Danica, but we're so glad you told us. Danica, of course you can say that, and you can call back any time. You've been a delight. Wonderful.

Thanks, guys. Josh, you want to say anything nice about us? We love Bree in our household. Yes, I'll take it. Anyone else? Anyone else, Josh? No. No, that's it.

Just we love Bree. I love you too, Josh. Okay, cool. Love you too Josh. Okay cool. Love you Josh. See ya. Love you, bye. I'm more of a Danica guy myself anyway. Here's one for the highlight reel Ella. Wasn't even accidental

I gave him a chance to back down. He doubled down. Man knows what he likes and it's not me. Brie and Clint. If anyone was playing along, trying to figure out who the band Brie thought the Kooks were, we think we might have pinpointed it. Well, it may be.

It could be Violent Soho. It could be Gang of Youths. It could be Tame Impala. We haven't pinpointed it at all. It could be Cody Simpson from the description you gave. Could be. There's quite a few that it could be, yeah. All right, the hunt continues.

Stop the press. There's been a baby born on a plane. And this time it's one of ours. It's one of our planes. I love these stories. Don't love it for the mum. No. Because that would be...

No, it's not the dream. ...the most terrifying experience if flying on a plane isn't already bad enough. But I would argue if you're going to give birth on a plane in New Zealand, one of the better airlines to give birth on. Why? It's just a nice airline, you know. They'll probably charge you for extra carry-on. No.

No, they're very fair. If she's pregnant, she would have bought a works ticket. They'd be like, we've got to weigh that before you get off. No, no, no, that's a budget airline. They would charge you for all the extras. Air New Zealand would lay it on. Now you're carrying that off the flight. You didn't have that when you got on the flight.

The news report says a woman is understood to have given birth on an Air New Zealand flight shortly after arriving in New Plymouth. So it must have been a very long flight. No, arriving in New Plymouth. Ooh, so it must have been a very long flight. No, Auckland to New Plymouth. So here's my question. Was she already in labour when she boarded the aircraft? No, she wouldn't have been. No, no.

They're scanned on details, but there's no way. If she was ready to pop, she wouldn't have got on the plane. They wouldn't let you get on the plane. It must have come early. Well, she wouldn't have got on the plane. They wouldn't let you get on the plane. It must have come early. Well, she didn't tell anyone. She was like, I'm just going to hope for the best and hope I get there. Cross my fingers, cross my legs. Yeah.

Everyone thinks that you get free flights when you're born on a plane. You do on some airlines. You do on some airlines. It's not always the case. Air New Zealand hasn't commented yet. I think they should,. I think they should. And I think they should do the free flights. At least free domestic travel.

Well, I was thinking at least the kid could get free flights to New Plymouth. Yeah. Whenever it wanted. That'd be great. Yeah. At the drop of a hat, it could go to New Plymouth. A few years ago, there was a baby born on a flight from Saudi Arabia to India. That baby did get free travel for life, free airline travel for life.

Awesome. Awesome. And in 2017, a pregnant woman unexpectedly gave birth on a flight and she named her baby after the airline that she had it on. Yeah, what was the airline? I imagine so she could get free flights. She's like, I'm going to call my baby this. The baby's name is Jetstar.

Is it actually? It actually is. It's a genuine, it's a real story. It might have been okay if she had it on Delta. Delta. Oh yeah, Delta would be good. Yeah. Aer Lingus.

That wouldn't be great. Try and stay away from that one. Yeah. Well, yeah. Some of your lines you would and some of your lines you wouldn't. We want to know if you were born in a weird place this afternoon. 0800 dials at M or text 9696. Like a plane?

Like the backseat of an Uber? Like in a stadium at a rugby game? Anywhere that's not a hospital or planned home birth is a weird place. On an inter-islander ferry? Remember there was a story, I think it was last year, and someone had a baby at a supermarket in like aisle three. Oh. Yeah.

I don't remember that. I do remember us talking to someone whose wife gave birth in the car park of a New World. Yeah. Can you imagine the supermarket? They'd be like, clean up on aisle three and it's a big mess. Big mess. Big mess.

Huge. You'd hope that you gave birth in the baby products aisle. Yeah. That would be handy, wouldn't it? That would be the best spot to do it. Yeah, yeah. If you were born somewhere interesting, or you gave birth somewhere interesting, we'd love to hear from you. Our phone lines are open for you on 0800-DAL-ZM,

or you can text us on 9696. Or are you giving birth right now? Even better. Even better. Even better. On Wednesday, a baby was born on an Air New Zealand plane. Interestingly, the plane was on the ground. So it had landed.

Oh. And then the baby came. Do you reckon they gave her some of the oxygen that comes out of the roof? That'd be nice. Because, you know, that's something that they give women in labour. Yeah. I think they'd probably have, oh, would they? Have tanks they could wheel around for emergencies?

Surely. Yeah. Like portable tanks. Surely. Yeah. So we're asking, were you born somewhere interesting? Or did you have your baby somewhere interesting? This doesn't relate to having babies, but I just want to give a

shout out to Donna and her man Joe. 40 year anniversary today. Oh, congratulations Donna and man Joe. I think they had all their babies in the hospital. Shout out to Donna and Joe. We appreciate you guys for listening. Hospital. Boring. Let's go to Amy.

Hi Amy. Hi Amy. Hi guys. How are you? We're good. Where was your daughter born, Amy? She was born in the front seat of our car in the hospital car park. Oh, you got as far as the hospital car park. Did you have a seat cover on it? Yeah, lots of towels.

Lots of towels. Was that terrifying, that experience? Well, she was number three, so I guess, you know. Less terrifying. Were you just like, I get the gist of how this works now. I've done it twice before. I've had two before.

I can't be bothered going into the hospital. Yeah, I'll just have it in the car park. But when we left home, but the funny thing was, it's quite a long drive out in the country, so it was quite a long drive. And we had the midwife on the phone, and she was getting me to do all the breathing, you know, like, I'm going to get there to the hospital and do it in the proper place.

And then we were honing in, and my baby popped out. And with that bump, she just popped out. Hubby hit the curve, and the baby popped out. Could you give us a bit of an example of what the breathing sounded like, the exercises? Just like on the movie, the... Love it. Kind of sounds like the end of that Dochi song like, the exercises? Just like on the movie. Love it. Kind of sounds like the end of that Dochi song, doesn't it? Oh, yeah.

Exactly. Yeah. Oh, well, we're glad it all went well, Amy, and you're all safe and sound. Let's go. That was Amy. Boom, baby. In the car park right there.

Let's go to Darcy. Hi, Darcy. Hi, Darcy. Were you born somewhere interesting? I was born in my old house's lounge. In the lounge? In the lounge room. On purpose? I don't actually know.

Yeah. Is that your favourite room in the house? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, fair enough. Makes sense, eh? Thanks, Darcy. Erin's here.

Hi, Erin. Hi, Erin. Hi. Where was your brother born? He was born in the backseat of the car during a flood on an overpass bridge. No way. In Dublin. In Dublin.

Was the car, like, submerged or not yet? Not yet, luckily, but, like, just ahead of them. Yeah. So they couldn't get over the second half of the bridge. That's terrifying. Yeah. That's so scary. Wow.

Can you imagine? The hazard lights really had to go on for that one. There's a lot going on in there. We asked, were you born somewhere interesting? Someone texted and said, I was born in Hamilton. Weird. Yeah, that's good. Is there a hospital in Hamilton?

My mate's wife gave birth while fishing for marlin out by Mere Island. Damn. Were they on the boat? Yeah, she must have been on the boat. Wow. Was she fishing for marlin while she was nine months pregnant? Or was he like, yeah, doll, give me a sec. I just want to reel this last one in.

Can you hold it? Babe, it's a marlin. Hold it, for God's sake. I'm not going to miss out on this marlin. Anyway, we're hoping the Air New Zealand baby gets free flights or at least gets to be in an Air New Zealand safety video. Anyway, we're hoping the Air New Zealand baby gets free flights or at least gets to be in an Air New Zealand safety video. Yeah, that would be good.

If you work for Air New Zealand, can you text us on 9696 if you know if the baby gets free flights? Yeah, we'd love to know. What are the rules? Or have you got a policy that you don't do that because too many people will go and book flights when they're nine months pregnant. I would 100% do that.

And push. Yeah. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, who are the superstar celebrities that Jeff Bezos will be the next people he shoots into space? An all-female celebrity crew for the 11th, just the 11th Space Shuffle Expedition.

I just made that name up, but that's basically what they're doing. These women are going to space. Let me tell you some of the names. Gayle King, obviously Oprah's best friend. Gayle King is a huge celebrity in America. It doesn't really translate around the world, but she's on like the number one morning show in America.

She's huge. Katy Perry, my girl, Katy Perry is a part of this. Lauren Sanchez, who is Jeff Bezos' fiancée, girlfriend, fiancée, I think it is, and a couple of other like astronauts and actual Harvard graduates. What's odd about this, though, first of all, I would not put my hand up to be on the 11th. Neither.

No way. I feel like they're still not really getting it right. Yeah, no thanks. They're still not really getting it right. Yeah, no thanks. They're still not really getting it right. Katy Perry made a hilarious quote. She said, if you'd have told me when I was young that I would have been a part of the first all-female space crew, I would have believed that. She would have believed it.

It does not surprise me one bit that Katy Perry is going. But it's objectively very funny that Katy Perry is going. But it's objectively very funny that Katy Perry is going to Out of Space. Yeah, well she wrote, I mean she had that run in with the extraterrestrial that time. Yeah. And if things go badly she literally is a firework.

Which obviously, Dean, we hope it doesn't go badly. Obviously. What other Katy Perry jokes can we make, Dean? I don't know. I need to think about it. Yeah, I've got nothing else either. I don't think they should go. I'm not into it. I don't think they should go.

I think they should stay on the planet. Yeah, Dean's like, it's not a laughing matter, guys. It's not a laughing matter. We've got to talk Katy Perry off this rocket. Well, there you go. Looking forward to seeing that one. Looking forward to seeing what Katy Perry's astronaut

suit looks like, I guess. Should just use the one from the music clip. Sure, from the AT music video. I'm sure it's the same standard. Brie and Clint. You and I, Clint, are millennials through and through. That's for sure. Do you think that in your everyday life, like in the current day and age,

you still use any millennial sayings or quotes? Oh, for shiz. I reckon it's more for shizzle my nizzle. Oh, for shizzle my nizzle. Remember when that was the thing? That was the thing. Yeah, that was such a thing. Do you actually think you use anything

where you're like, oh, that's pretty millennial? No, until I'm talking with Gen Zs, like some of them that work here, like Sunkeeper Brock and Ella, and they don't understand what we're saying. That's when it's jarring. Because otherwise it's just part of your everyday vocab and you wouldn't know, as a thoroughly entrenched millennial, you wouldn't know that you're speaking in your own dialect, would you?

That's so true. I saw this video of this woman who just has everyday millennial sayings that she still uses and they're very recognisable to us. Take a listen. What are some millennial core sayings that you'll never stop saying, but Gen Z doesn't get it. It looks like you're having a stroke. I'll go first.

Help is on the way, dear. Or if somebody seems out of place, I'll be like, she doesn't even go here in the same sentence. And none for Gretchen Wiener, if you don't get what you want. This one might be too niche. But I am a little tired. So have enough. Then follow the missiles.

What are some of your favorites? Because I want to know what a schwez. You want to know what a schwez? Girlfriend's weight's 55 She is you I know She is you Help is on the way, dear

Yeah Mrs Doubtfire, obviously Mrs Doubtfire Yeah Iconic scene Ella, our Gen Z Were any of those familiar to you? One of them was

And was it because Brie says it? Yeah Which one? I can't remember There was it because Bree says it? Yeah. Which one? Always. I can't remember. There was, oh, the Doubtfire. Yeah, that one. What about the one where they're like, you can't sit with us. Oh, the Gretchen one. I know that from Mean Girls. Yes.

Would you know if I said Lakey Glove? No. What's that? What is that? Do you know what that is? That's Ace Ventura Yes Because we're millennials

That movie is so millennial I swear you all got your humour off that one darn movie Terrible That and Austin Powers Those are millennial quotes But I've actually googled some millennial phrases too Yeah See if we still use this

It'd actually be interesting to know if Ella even knows what these mean. I love this. Yes, go on. What have you got? So I just put into AI what are the top millennial phrases. It came back with sus. Do you know what sus means? Yeah.

What? Suspectful. Suspicious? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious.

Thirsty? Yeah, like hot. No. No, I'm thirsty for him. Thirsty? Yeah, like hot. No. No, I'm thirsty for him. Thirsty AF. Yeah. Thirsty is someone who's desperate for attention. They're thirsty.

No. Okay, well, we've changed the definition. Thirst trap. Yeah, someone who posts a thirst trap is desperate for attention. Okay. Bay? Yeah, you're bay. Yeah, bay.

That is very millennial. Shook? Yeah, I'm shooketh. Gasp. Shocked. Shocked. Yeah, your babe. Yep, babe. That is very millennial. Shook. Yeah. I'm shooketh. Gasp. Shocked. Shocked. Yeah. Yeah, but these aren't sayings that I'm using still.

Are you using scucks? Because that's quite millennial. I don't think I ever. Scucks is very millennial, yeah. I never used scucks. Yeah, me neither. What's millennials when you list off all the apps that you used to use, like Bebo and whoever else, and I have no idea what you're talking about.

How dare you? It's worse, Ella. Bebo was never an app. It was only a website. Well, that's what I meant. I never used Bebo. Didn't you? Nah, I missed Bebo.

You missed him? I used MySpace, had a top eight where I ranked my friends. But you missed Bebo. But I missed the Bebo boat. Damn. Did you guys email each other to communicate? Nah, we hotmailed each other. Yeah, that's emailing.

Yeah, it is. You're so old. Yeah, we might have. What's wrong with that? Nothing. This isn't a how old are we segment. This is a. You know what?

I feel sorry for your generation. Oh, here we go. Because you guys missed out on the greatest time in this day in the world, which was MSN. Yeah. That was the best time ever. Why? And I feel sorry for you guys because us and the boomers destroyed the planet

and there's none left for you. Yeah, thanks for that. Wait, what about Gen X? Oh, yeah, I always forget about Gen X. Yeah, they kind of do stuff. They always get away scot-free. They're just like sitting back there like, don't say anything. Okay, should we call out to our fellow millennials

for some millennial sayings and phrases that they cannot give up? Yeah, what millennial sayings, phrases, quotes are you still using and you think you will always use? Like they will always be a part of your vocab. Like your skinny jeans. You refuse to give up these pieces of your millennial dialect. It's just never going to go away. 0800-DARZAM or text us on 9696.

You gogling cuckoo. Bree and Clint. Where are the millennials at? And what are the phrases that you just can't let go? We're getting some really good ones come through on the text machine. Such good ones. Do you remember this one? No shit, Sherlock.

Is that millennial? Yeah. I mean, we'll take it. We'll take it. I'm pretty sure. A lot of YOLO, a lot of da bomb.com. Da bomb.com. A lot of saying BRB in real life, which is a hangover from MSN, obviously.

For sure, absolutely. Let's go to the people. Larissa has called through. Hi, Larissa. Larissa. G'day, team. Mate, what is it for you where you're like, I don't think I'm ever going to let go of that?

I love a good Shrek reference. So it's that'll do, don't care, that'll do. That'll do, don't care. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. That is peak millennial. Larissa, did you see they announced today Shrek 5? Yes, but it's got weird-ass looking characters in comparison to the OGs.

Yeah. That's because they've already done four of them. Just stop. I've got Zendaya now. You've done four, leave it alone. Thanks, Larissa. Let's go to Jessica. I know $800 at him.

Hi, Jess. Hi. Tell us, mate, what's the millennial saying reference that you just can't let go of? Lit. Oh, lit. It's lit. That's so lit.

Lit. We're getting lit. Litty McTitty. Litty McTitty. Are you getting lit this weekend, Jess? No. Nah. She's an older millennial now.

No, I'm not. This is so spot on the money. Someone said anything from Borat. Oh, yeah. I like it. Very nice. She will never get this. She will never get this.

That's so peak millennial. My wife. Someone said Roflcopter. That's right. Roflcopter might be peak millennial. Moab. Someone said Roflcopter. That's right. Roflcopter might be peak millennial cringe. Like, because you've taken Rofl. It's just mutated from a bunch of other things. For me, that one's up there with I can't do adulting today.

Oh, that one hurts to say. But we did it. A lot of people texting through. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Adrian's here.

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

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That's a test, Adrian, to see if you're one of us. And you passed. What's the millennial reference for you that you can't give up? The lyrics from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh, so true. If you don't know all the lyrics, then you're not a millennial. Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and I'd like to take a minute to sit right there

and tell you how I became the prince of France, come on. Classic. It's a classic. It'll never die. I love this one. In West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cool and all.

Shooting some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of the guys, they were up to no good. Started making trouble in my neighborhood. That's good, guys. That was really good. That was really good. That's enough. Oh, that takes me back to a time when my back didn't hurt. This text is probably one of my favourites. They said, our workplace has an unhealthy addiction with Father's Day is on Sunday. Father's Day is Sunday.

So the answer is Sunday. What would the question be? Father's Day. I don't know. I don't know. Father's Day is on Sunday. I love that one too. Yeah.

Oh, God, these are good times, eh? Good times. Booyakasha. Oh, my God. I have not heard someone say that. Booyakasha. And they do that thing where they go booyakasha. Booyakasha.

Is that culturally appropriate? That's pre-Borat. That's LEG. Right. Was that from LEG? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. Still not as good as this.

I called up to the house about seven o'clock in the night. I yelled to the camera, Yo, ho, smell your later. Looked at my kingdom. I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. I had to finish it off. We had to Bel-Air I had to finish it off. We had to finish it.

I had to finish it. We are millennials, okay, and we cannot let it go. Bree and Clint. A lot of messages coming in from cars full of people rapping along to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Still hits. People are living their best lives. Takes them back.

Can you watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on any of the streamers? Um... You know you can do Friends on Netflix. Yeah, maybe. Is Fresh Prince of Bel-Air on any of the streamers? You know you can do Friends on Netflix. Yeah, maybe. Is Fresh Prince anywhere? Maybe on TVNZ Plus. Oh, yeah, okay. Could be.

Because they had that remake, didn't they? Yes. Bel-Air or whatever it was called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, time for one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second. One second. We work as teams to try and beat each other in the One Second Song Challenge, guessing songs as fast as we can. Bree, today you're part of a threesome with Zara and Robin. Finally, one of my life goals. Welcome, girls. Hello. Hey, Bree. my life goals. Welcome, girls. Hello.

Hey, Brie. G'day, guys. Welcome to the mixed bag. We're going to take this thing out, okay? It's just me and Sam, a traditional twosome today. G'day, Sam. Hi, Sam. Full news, cheer bro.

Cheer bro. Can you turn that radio down for us? Radio down for us. Cool, thank you. Ella's in charge today because Claudia's not here. Ella, are you ready to run this game? Yeah, let's go, baby. Yeah, let's do it.

Woo! It's a one-second song challenge. We're going to play the start of a song. We're going to go head-to-head. We've got teams. We've got Sam and Clint. Yes. We've got Zara and Robin and Bree.

Yes. And we're just going to play them first person to know it. Buzz in, get a point. Got it. All right, so Clint and I will go first. Yeah. Oh we're just going to play them first person to know it. Buzz in, get a point. Got it. All right, so Clint and I will go first. Oh, by the way, there's a theme. Do you want to know the theme? Yeah, sure.

Yeah, go on. So these are singers who have also done some acting. Okay. Singers come actors. Yeah. Not actors come singers. Okay. Okay.

All right, let's do it. Me and Brie. Brie. Brie. Ariana Grande, thank you, next. Thank you. Next. Next. Brie. Oh. Brie. Ariana Grande, Thank U, Next. Sam, sorry, she was too fast for me. That was quick.

We're in, Zara and Robin. Someone's still got their radio turned up. You've got to turn that radio down, okay? You can hear it through the phone. You can listen back on the podcast to how you sounded. No, Barry, that's not me. Okay, okay. Here we go.

Zara, Robyn, Sam, it's just you guys on this one. You've got to buzz in with your name. Sam's in. Huh? What? What's up. Huh? What? What's up? Sam? That's not the song. No, do you want a free guest, Zara and Robin?

Oh, sorry, mate. Oh, my head and face. Oh, gosh, okay. No, it's Lady Gaga. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No points. Hey, Sam Sam Hey, Sam

What's up? What's up? No, Brie, don't encourage this What's up? No De-ray off Okay, let's move on Okay, back to Brie and Clint

Back to me and you, Brie Okay Clint Yeah Harry Styles Watermelon Sugar. It is. Correct. Singer who's done some acting. Okay. Yeah.

Done two movies. Three movies. Very good. So that's one all. It's risky. I'm going to put Sarah, Robin and Sam back on. Are you guys there? Yeah. Buzz in if you think you know what this one is. Oh, yes.

Zara. Zara. Is that Phileolish bad guy? She's got it. Well done. There we go. Let's go, Zara. Two to Bree, one to Clint.

Yeah, cheer bro. Sam's gone. No, no, don't. Oh, he's gone. It wasn't the end of the game. I think that's it. Zara and Robin, you've picked up some KFC chicken dollars. Nice work, team.

They're happy. Everyone's happy. Sam just bailed failed Sam's happy Alright, cheer mate As I know when I've lost Well done Zara and Robin Bree and Clint If you believe the seasons run

Like summer, beginning of December Till the end of February Then today is the last day of summer If you believe that the end of summer Is some random day in the middle of March Well I can't help you. Sorry that's a weird way to live your life. I like to think it is. Well I'd like to think it too. I like to think it's at the end of March. Oh no I think it's like they think it's at the 21st of March or something like that. Yeah. It's too random. Round it up. On the 1st of December I like to go it's summer today you know

which means as a payoff at the end of February, you have to go, oh, well, summer was nice. Nah, I can drag it as long as I want. That's true. You know, we can just decide. It's all just made up. True. Everything is, yeah, the seasons are a man-made construct.

You know? Yeah. Snow is imaginary. Exactly. Frosts are in your mind. Yeah. Anyway, I saw this post about nose blowing today, and I thought, oh, on the change of season, that's topical.

Have a listen to this. They said, I'm a bartender, and I feel like I used to be more tolerant of people blowing their nose in the bar, but lately I've changed my opinion. There was a guy in my bar who said he had allergies, which is fine, whatever, but I feel like after four or five hardcore honks into a beverage napkin, which he then crumples up and leaves on top of the bar, for me to clear...

That's rank. That it was fair for me to either ask him to either use the bathroom to blow his nose or to step outside. He would also blow his nose and then reach his unwashed hand back into the stack of beverage napkins for more napkins. He got a bit shitty when I asked him to blow his nose somewhere else and he asked for the check. I was happy to give it to him because it meant that he would be leaving.

I also made him throw away his pyramid of snotty rags. I don't think my bar is the place for someone to literally drain their sinuses in front of me or other guests, but maybe I'm being over the top. Thoughts? Nah, it's disgusting. It is disgusting, eh? Like there's obviously circumstances where you have to blow your nose. Like I'm not saying you can't ever blow your nose because sometimes you have to.

You have to. But to have a little bit of consideration to where you're doing it and how often and where you're putting your snotty tissues. People are also very, very germphobic in a post-COVID world, aren't they? 100%. Someone with a cough or a sneeze is like looked at like some kind of leper these days. I will literally turn into, what's that character from X-Men? Which one?

That has the laser eyes. Oh, yeah, yeah. I will turn into the one that has to wear the red sunglasses. I will turn into that character and death stare the crap out of anyone that coughs without covering their mouth. Bri and I were on a flight to Christchurch two weeks ago and there was a couple of people with real hacky coughs, eh? Real bad. And Bree, I could feel Bree just fuming.

I can't help it. It just makes me like, I just can't stand it. Which like you said, if you have to cough, you have to cough, obviously. But you've got to cover your face. You should see my brother in public, like when someone's coughing or blowing, like mainly coughing. My brother will go like this. Oh, disgusting.

He just hates it. I reckon we can say you get your first nose blow in public for free. And then after that, if you feel like you're going to blow two, three, four times, then you should probably go outside or go to the bathroom. Is that fair? Also, just walk away from a table or where there's food or drinks, you know? And wash your hands.

Okay, debate settled. Tim got the last secret sound guess of the week. He went with a crutch locking into place, which is quite a good guess. The medical kind, not the human kind. Not a crutch locking into place, which is quite a good guess. The medical kind, not the human kind. Not a crotch. No, not a crotch.

Chop. It wasn't that, so we'll resume on Monday at $33,000 with The Secret Sound. Time for a Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Rian Clint's Friday-oke. Always a bit of fun on a Friday. Last week we did Kendrick Lamar, Not Like Us. This week we're going to do the K-pop anthem APT. Bruno Mars.

Bruno Mars and Rosé. Did this song? No, it was Die With A Smile that went to number one. Yes, and got the Grammy. And got the Grammy. I was thinking it was this song that went to number one. You're right, though. Bruno Mars kind of does exclusively collaborations

with popular female artists now, doesn't he? Yeah, well, it guarantees success. Yeah, yeah. For him. What you're going to hear is My APT and then Bree's APT. What does APT stand for? Apartment? I think it's a Korean drinking game.

Oh. Yeah. I think. Right. We'll find that out later. Yeah, we probably should have said that before we sung it. I'm being offensive by singing it. I don't think so.

Nah, it's fine. I mean, if you don't do any research, then how can you be a fan? If we're oblivious. Just listen to the song, okay? You're going to hear mine, you're going to hear Bree's, and then we want you to pick the winner of Fridayoke, as we do every Friday. Here it comes.

Ah-pa-tip-a-tip, ah-pa-tip-a-tip, ah-pa-tip-a-tip, uh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, ah-pa-tip-a-tip, ah-pa-tip-a-tip, ah-pa-tip-a-tip, uh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-pity-pity, uh-pity-pity, uh-pity-pity, uh-pity-pity, uh-huh, uh-huh Kissy face, kissy face, center your phone, bud I'm trying to kiss your lips for real, uh-huh, uh-huh Red hearts, red hearts, that's what I'm on, yeah Come give me something I can feel, oh-oh-oh Don't you want me like I want you, baby Don't you need me like I want you, baby? Don't you need me like I need you now? Sleep

tomorrow, but tonight go crazy. All you gotta do is just meet me at the... Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-pah-tip-pah-tip, uh-pah-tip-pah-tip, uh-pah-tip-pah-tip, uh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Maybe you've missed your calling and you need to be in a Korean pop band. I need to be in a K-pop band. Oh, I thought it was good. Okay, okay, okay. I thought it was, especially the front half. Yeah, the high notes are never my specialty.

But that front half, it sounded like you were part of the band. Only one text so far which says, yikes. Hey, there was really good parts in that. Hey, at least it was in time. There was some shaky parts. Of course. But they're the high notes, which is not your range. We are not pop stars.

No. There would not be a good segment to listen to. No, it would be boring. Two people who are good at singing, singing every Friday, would be... My FM. Here comes Breeze APT. You can vote on the winner after this. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-pa-ta-pa-ta, uh-pa-ta-pa-ta, uh-pa-ta-pa-ta, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Kissy face, kissy face, send you a bomb, but I'm trying to kiss your lips for real.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, red hearts, red hearts, that's what I'm on, yeah. Come give me something I can feel. Oh, oh, oh, don't you want me like I want you, baby? Don't you need me like I want you, baby? Don't you need me like I need you now? Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy. All you gotta do is just meet me at the Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta, ah-pa-ta-pa-ta, ah-pa-ta-pa-ta, huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Ah-pa-ta-pa-ta, ah-pa-ta-pa-ta, ah-pa-ta-pa-ta, huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. It's whatever, it's whatever, itat, patat. Ah, patat, patat. Ah, patat, patat.

Huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. It's whatever, it's whatever, it's whatever you like. That was really good too. Is BTS looking for a girl member? I would love to join. It's so much fun, isn't it? Quite a fun song to sing. It is.

If you think you have a favourite out of those two, we would love to get your votes in now on 0800DIALZM. I'm so jealous of you just being able to go up and do those high bits. My voice just doesn't go there. But I'm jealous of you doing the low notes. Fair enough. Yeah, fair enough. Swing some roundabouts.

You know, you always want what you can't have. Someone said you're giving Avril Lavigne vibes with yours. What? That might be... It does have an Avril Lavigne vibe to it, that song, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. That might be the biggest compliment I've ever got. Okay, we're looking for five brave callers

to give us some honest feedback and tell us who the winner is of Friday Oki. Phone lines are open right now. 0800 DIAL ZM. Let's get a winner of Friday Oki. F-F-F-Friday Oki! You just heard us take on A-P-T, or A-P-T, however you want to say it.

Mine sounded like this. I promise that was my worst bit in the song. Yeah, totally, totally. And Bree's sounded like this. People texting in. There's a mixed bag of texts. Someone said, Brie Loki ate that up.

I'll take that. Thank you. And someone else said, the worst singers sing the worst song ever. Is that the headline? Yeah, yeah. Is that what it is? That's our clickbait article headline.

Let's go to the votes. We have five people standing by. Sammy's going first. Kia ora, Sammy. Hello, yeah. Is that what it is? That's our clickbait article headline. Let's go to the votes. We have five people standing by. Sammy's going first. Kia ora, Sammy. Hello, Sammy. Hi. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you.

Thank you. Oh, maybe it's not a happy Friday. Maybe she didn't enjoy it. Oh, no, Sammy. Sammy, did you want to vote on the winner? Yeah. Who do you want to vote for, Sammy? Clint.

Thank you Sammy I think Sammy said three words In that whole time we talked to them Have a good weekend Sammy Okay Love you Thank you Bye

Sammy's short and to the point you know Yeah Word economy Knows what they want Flynn's up next I hear Flynn's a chatterbox Hi Flynn Hi Flynn

Hello How you going? How's your day been? Good Who do you think won Friday's your day been? Good. Who do you think won Friday Oki this week? Brie. I'll take it, Flynnie. Thank you, mate.

We're back to the three-word maximum. Let's go to Brayden on 0800.ZM. Hi, Brayden. Hi, Brayden. Hi. What do you reckon, Brayden? Any feedback for us? I think you were both good.

Okay. But there can only be one winner, so who are you voting for? I'm voting for Clint. Thank you, Brayden. I appreciate it. Are we at 2-1? 2-1 to you. Holly's here. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi. How's your day

been so far? And what did you think of our APT? I loved it. Bree did so good. Oh, thank you. Does that mean you're voting for me? Yeah, of course. Oh, thanks, Holly. Have a good weekend. Bree did so good, but I have to vote for Clunch. False insecurity.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lull you in. We are tied up. I love a decider. Oh, me too. And it's all come down to you, Lizzie. Kia ora. Hi, Lizzie. Hey, guys. You have the power this week, Lizzie, in your hot little hands. You are the decider. Well,

I'm going to pass my vote to Clint because he sounds like my dad singing the song. My dad loves the song. Hey, your dad obviously does a great job. Yeah, dad's a talented man. I'll take it, Lizzie.

Thank you so much. Don't you want me like I want you, baby. Don't you need me like I need you now. Doing it for dads everywhere. Have a great weekend, Lizzie. See you, Lizzie. Thank you, you too. Sweet as.

If you would like to do a birthday banger with us this afternoon, this is your chance. 0800 dials at M, number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure it out for you. Then we might play yours on the air. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

All right, let's get to birthday banging. Number one songs when you turn 16. Leave it up to us. We'll figure it out and then we'll play one of them. Taylor's going first. Good afternoon, Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. You got big plans for the weekend? Oh, I've got my birthday celebration, so be come. Oh, when was your birthday? It was the 26th, so on Wednesday. Oh, nice. Happy birthday for Wednesday. What year are we talking, Taylor?

1995. All right, that means you were 16. Whoops. Pretend you didn't hear that, okay? Well, we'll cut that piece out. This isn't live. Yeah, we'll cut that piece out. Taylor, you were 16 in 2011. And on your birthday, the 26th of Feb, a couple of days ago, 2011,

this was number one. What the? What are the odds? Taylor, are you 30 this week? I am. Congratulations. That's so exciting. Big 3-0.

Can you tell me what hurts the most on your body? Anything yet? Oh, not nothing yet. No knee pain? No lower back pain? You've got another two years, Taylor, so live it up, okay? Okay, yeah, great. Okay, cool.

Wait there. You could be our winner. We'll go to Lisa next. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Sup, yo. How's Bree and Clint? Sup, yo, with you, Lisa.

I like that energy. Hey, Lisa. Yes? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Well, Lisa. Yes. Weather. Weather. Weather. Well, that was a good one from you, Lisa. Hey, mate, what's your birthday?

3rd of September, 1977. Okay, Lisa, that means you were 16 in 1973. And here is your birthday bagger. Oh, Lisa. And here is your birthday bagger Oh Lisa It's an absolute bot from Culture Beat Mr Bain I loved that when I was a kid It's like being in a Liz Mills aerobics class In the 90s

How good I imagine Takes you back I wasn't there. Takes you back. Rebecca's going to go last and she's going to do her husband's birthday banger. Hey, Bec. Hi, Bec.

Hi. I believe it's your husband's birthday today. It is. Oh, well, that's nice of you to call up for him. What's his name? His name's Rob. Rob. Rob.

It's Rob's birthday. Happy birthday to Rob. What year? 1990. All right, that's easy math for us, Bic. He was 16 in 2006. And according to our calculations, here's his birthday banner. We the Lord's Generation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's a feel-good one from Bob Sinclair. For Rob Sinclair. Bob for Rob. Hey! You reckon he'll like it, Bec? I reckon he'd be into that song. Yeah, me too.

It's a bop. Okay, wait there. It's a bop, Sinclair. I feel like giving it to Taylor for her 30th birthday weekend and Jessie J price tag. Mr. Vane, Culture Beat. No, stop picking that song. I just like it so much.

And I love Taylor. Taylor was a sweetheart. We're going to vote for it over Jessie J. I don't know anyone who loves Jessie J more than you. But that song's been overplayed. Okay, here's the deal. Taylor just had her 30th birthday a couple of days ago. Yep.

Let's ask Taylor what she wants to play. Let her choose. And whatever she chooses, we play. Deal. Taylor, welcome back. Oh, hello. Taylor. It's a big responsibility you've got, but you can choose from all three.

You get a pick of the litter. Good price tag. Yeah, there we go. Taylor, I thought we were in sync. Oh, sorry. That's okay. Taylor wants the win. Bree and Clint.

We need to say at the top of this that producer Ella has been very excited about doing this break all afternoon. This is the one thing she's been waiting for on the show and it's her chance to try and convince us that the podcast she's currently listening to is something worth us listening to. Now, we've got to be clear, Ella is our diversity hire here at the Bray and Clint show.

For goodness sake. You're our Gen Z. I guess so. You are our Gen Z representative. I'm a big grown-up now. I'm 24, not 20 sake. You're our Gen Z. I guess so. You are our Gen Z representative. But I'm a big grown up now. I'm 24, not 20 anymore. She's our generational hire. She's our generational hire.

Yep. You believe there's a podcast that everybody should be listening to. I think there's a podcast that is so insanely diverse itself. Clever. It's amazing. And that podcast is the Brittany Broski Report.

Wait, it's diverse and it's clever but is it good yes okay it's when i it's clever she's amazing so context before we dig in and this is my selling pitch by the way context britney um became viral from a tiktok she did the kombucha one where she set the kombucha and then it became a- Classic moment. I think I know who this girl is. So she took that meme and that opportunity and turned it into, I want to say, a multimillion dollar business. Essentially how you've pitched it to us, it's a one woman podcast. It's just one woman who talks to herself for an hour.

She told us it's an hour of her talking by herself. Yes. Which is, you guys know it's hard to do this job. Imagine it by yourself. If she can pull it off. That's what we're saying. Entertaining. This woman is a god. She's incredible. So, I'm going to play four clips.

They're a range of emotional clips. So we get a range of her style. The first one is funny. Okay, just before we play it. Is she paying you for this? No. Oh, fuck a meter.

So the podcast is Brittany Broski. Everybody is going to decide whether this is good or not. Yeah, so here it is. So once you have a vibe for it, you don't have to wait for all the clips. You text 9696 and tell us. Yes or no. Yes or no to the Brittany Broski podcast.

Yes. Brittany Broski report. You would give it a go and you'd have a listen? Yeah. Or no? It's fun. Never in a million years. Okay, Ella, clip number one.

Click number one. Should I stay or should I go? Hello, it's a mini bus. That is not the first time I've done that on this podcast and it won't be the last. I'm just all over the place today. I hope you guys can keep up. Okay, I'm ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, zow, bam, zap.

Like those comic books. So that's just her being a little bit crazy. So we get some tangents from her. That wasn't a montage, eh? No. That was just a 16-second excerpt. That was just her. For 16 seconds.

Talking to herself. Now she can interview people as well. She's a fan. That's why I like her. She's a fan like me. I feel like I'm her friend. So she's not a celebrity. Okay.

She interviews the celebs. This is her with Timothee Chalamet. Excuse me, sir. Oh, it's an NPC. Excuse me, sir. How are you doing? How are you? Yeah, great, great.

What's your name? Timothee. What? Look, look. Look at these limbs. Hey, we're worried about you. Yeah, I know. I'm worried about me.

You're in. It's called empowering the anemic. It's just unhinged. Yeah, I love it. Get the vibes. I just want to sit this lay of the land early. It's not looking good for Brittany Broski on the text machine so far. You guys are millennials.

Chill. Oh, come on. This is a tiny snippet. We need to give her more of a chance. Yeah, we've got to give her more of a chance. I'm saying it to the text machine, Ella. Keep an open mind, guys. Sorry. Yeah, guys, keep an open mind. This next one, so this We need to give her more of a chance. Yeah, we've got to give her more of a chance. I'm saying it to the text machine, Ella. Keep an open mind, guys. Sorry.

Yeah, guys, keep an open mind. This next one, so this is going to show her range and her ability to be emotional and vulnerable. And as a young woman, I really appreciate this. So we are going a bit serious at the moment. Okay, so this is different. This is a bit of light and shade here. Yeah, it's only 18 seconds.

You can do this, everyone. Here we go. I am trying to let go of things that do not serve me. Actually, I'm going to cry. And that's okay. I'm going to leave claw marks on it because I love some of that stuff. And I love some of those people. But those people and those things are not good for me.

And that's okay. Clint rolled his eyes. Clint! Was she doing a voice there? Was that another impersonation? No, she was crying. I think she's American. Yeah.

Yeah, just relax. Okay, then we got one more. This is the best one ever. This is so funny. This is with Trixie Mattel, drag queen icon. Here we go. When I close my eyes, I can't see. Well.

I mean, when I... When I close my eyes, I can't see. Oh, girl, come on. She said, when I close my eyes, I can't see. Oh, girl, come on. She said, when I close my eyes, I can't see. That's flipping funny, guys. Honestly, I feel like if I smoked a massive joint. This sucks. And then recorded a one-hour podcast of myself,

it'd be quite similar to that. Everyone on the TV sucks. No, no way. No way, Bree. It would be way better. You reckon no way. No way, Brie. It would be way better. You reckon? Oh, that's nice of you.

Not a single nice text. No, there was one. Someone said they put Brittany Broski on to fall asleep at night. Someone said Brittany Broski is funny. You guys are boring. Yeah, you guys are boring. It's fun. It's engaging. I find myself laughing out loud in the car.

I am open to Brittany Broski. I think she's got something. I might follow her on TikTok. But can I just say, I don't think I'll ever listen to a podcast that is just one person on their own. But I can't get past. That's the part I can't move past. Promise me, give it an hour.

Because it's not natural. Give it a go. I could do it. It'd be like going to the theatre to a one-woman show or a one-man show. I mean, I guess that's what stand-up comedy is. Yeah, but those people are brilliant. And they practice those jokes. They practice and it's like, you know.

Whereas this is off the cuff. I'm going to reserve my judgement because who am I to pass judgement? I knew this would happen. I knew this would happen. No, no. Who am I to judge if judgement because who am I to pass judgement? I knew this would happen. Who am I to judge if that podcast sounds like a bit of you? Like Ella said, it's called the Brittany Broski Report. I'm going to say it's a no from me, but

happy you found something you enjoy. There you go. It's pretty good. You've got a no and a no comment. That's better than two no's. I hate this. Why did I do this? Don't share nice things.

Hey, if we all like the same things, it'd be a very boring world. Stop telling me to calm down. Oh, my gosh. This town's lost its faith. Bree and Clint. Want to talk about how many steps we've all done today? Clint, how many steps have you done? 9,026. You must go for a big

morning walk to get that many steps. Well, that's the target for the day, isn't it? 10,000. I mean, coming towards the end of the day. That's what they say, but it's actually a myth. The 10,000 step thing actually came from, I believe it was a marketing campaign for an Olympic Games. Oh, okay. Like back in 1964. Yeah. For the Tokyo Olympics, where they, yeah, that's where it's come from. It might be a myth, but it's one of those things, right?

Even if it's a placebo effect, I know I feel good if I get 10,000 steps in a day? Yeah. This research that's on the Herald today says probably doesn't need to be 10,000. Right. Okay. And they've kind of laid it out what the different amounts will get you. So let's just run through them real quick. So they say here walking 2,000 to 3,000 will reduce your risk of heart disease. That's good. If you're walking that many a day on average. If you're walking 4,000 steps a day on average, that can also reduce your risk of dementia. That's good.

Which is great. And if you walk 7,000 steps, that can lower the risk that you'll get depression. Okay, that's really good. Which is awesome. Anyway, they also said that they've found that approximately 8,800 steps per day reduces the risk of premature death from a whole range of different diseases.

Awesome. And they said so that's probably around the optimal amount of steps. 8,800? 8,800. Oh, I'll take the rest of the day off. Yeah. 8,800. 8,800. Oh, I'll take the rest of the day off. Yeah.

Great. Do you want me to wheel you out of here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine if we... I stopped walking. What if we only had a certain amount of steps to use up every day? Or you're like a lazy dog. You know when a dog goes on a walk and it decides it doesn't want to walk anymore and it just lies down?

As soon as I hit my 8,800, I just sit. Have you ever tried to carry a dog home after you're walking? It's so hard to carry them all the way home. They do it on purpose. They've got so much more in them. They're a dog. Yeah. They can do it. That's why I like to go on walks with my mum and I make her carry me home.

I saw this thing today about why you should give your pets a boring human name. And your dogs have very human names. I'm not saying they're boring, but they work for this theory, your pet's names. What are boring human names? What constitutes a boring human name? Dave, the dog.

Damien. Damien, the dog. Tom. Sandra, the dog. Susan. Yeah Damien the dog. Tom. Sandra the dog. Susan. Yeah. I guess they're just plain. Boring from a bit of a meme.

Just normal human names. Normal human names. Yeah. These are the reasons, according to this post, on why that's a good idea. Okay. Number one, you get to see how long it takes your co-workers to realise that you were talking about a pet this whole time and not your significant other. That's fun.

Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other night. Dave was licking me on the face and I said to him, Dave. Not tonight. Not after you just licked your ball sack. And also on that point, you could also be talking about a kid, like if your dog's name is Maria. Maria is not allowed to eat raisins.

She's allergic. Yeah. Yeah, Maria is not allowed to eat raisins. She's allergic. Yeah. Yeah. Maria is also allergic to chocolate. Yeah. Which is devastating for Maria. And she can't eat corn cobs. Because she eats them whole.

Yeah, yeah. She can't digest them. Maria is a great dog name. Maria. How do you solve a problem like Maria? To me, Maria is a boxer. I don't know why. Reason number two why it's good to give your dog or cat a boring human name,

you can use them as an excuse like, oh, I've got to get out of here, guys. Sandra hates it when I'm late home. Yeah. Yeah. She waits up. Sandra waits up. She does. She waits up for me.

And I also, I need to leave because I need to feed Damien. Yeah. I feed Damien at 6.30 every night. Damien's on a special diet. Yeah. And he needs me there. I can't leave him there alone. Yeah.

And number three, eventually you get to say things like, oh, guys, Jennifer got stuck between the wall and the refrigerator on the weekend. And people are like, what is wrong with your partner? You go, partner? Partner? It's my dog. It's my boxer.

It's my dog. It's Jennifer. Wait, did you guys think I was talking about a woman this whole time? Even the time that I said I had to put the suppository up Frank's bottom? Even when I said I bought a new cage for Jennifer. And a leash. And a collar. I just thought it was a new parenting technique.

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