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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
I've got a question for our podcasters.
Go on then.
My partner and I, this weekend, have hired-
Want to spice things up?
No, we've hired a camper van.
And you're going to cook meth in it in the desert?
Yeah, how'd you know?
No, so it's an ambulance, ex-ambulance, that's been converted into a real quirky, cool camper van.
And I was wondering if anyone had good tips and tricks on the camper life.
Ah, I've got one.
Because Lucy and I lived in a caravan for a while where we renovated.
Don't use the onboard toilet.
Yeah, apparently you have to empty it.
Yeah, that's the worst thing.
It's the worst thing. If the worst thing if you use it
only use it for number ones yeah but if you respect your relationship just still not ideal
like if you're you're in a very confined space and one of you has to empty it's called the cassette
and one of you has to empty it that sounds like a horrible tune yeah when we lived in it my wife
was pregnant so what did you guys do if you couldn't use it if you lived there?
She was allowed to use it because we were on a campground
and she needed to go to the toilet multiple times in the night.
Of course she'd have to use it.
Yeah, yeah.
And I don't want her to walk through the campground
and I don't want to have to get up and escort her.
So she used the onboard toilet and, of course, I emptied it.
What, she did
No no no no
My wife is a saint she wouldn't do that
What if she had to do number twos at night
She would wake me up
But she wouldn't have to do number
What kind of person has to wake up to do number twos in the night
I don't know
Sometimes nature calls you have a hot curry
And your stomach doesn't agree
And next minute you're up at 3am
That is the exception
to the rule. Dropping a massive deuce.
I feel like human beings, everything goes
to sleep and your
downstairs goes... Oh, not if you have
a big curry. Stop having a big
curry then. We'll make that part of the camper rule.
No one has a big curry. In fact,
if you're sleeping in a camper with your partner,
that should be one of the tips. Don't have a big curry.
It looks cool, though.
Looks awesome, eh?
Yeah.
Those old ambulances have a real knack for breaking down, by the way.
Do they?
Yeah.
Well, they're old as, and because they're ambulances, they've been thrashed.
Well, they wouldn't be renting it out unless they'd done heaps of engine work on it.
Well, you say that, but what about the guy who sold us the DeLorean?
You think he wouldn't sell us a car? Yeah, but this is a company.
Yeah, right.
Surely there'd be some sort of like, they'd have to make it safe.
Behind the scenes, just for you guys, before we go on this DeLorean trip next week.
Well, that means I'm going on two road trips in a row.
Yeah.
Ben's been talking to the lawyer of our company to make sure we're all above board for this road trip.
Because there's lots of stuff for a big company that you've got to check off
and she said that she's so
the DeLorean is so rooted by the way
that she said she was on the verge of suing
the guy who sold it to us
because it's rooted eh
it's
sorry it's a bad word it's stuffed
what's so wrong with it
no there's just lots of things wrong
that would warrant someone not selling it without saying.
But the thing was, when we purchased the vehicle last year before COVID here, that was fine.
It was under warrant.
It was under rego.
Sometimes I feel like, look, I'm not going to.
New Zealand is very lax on a lot of things, which I love, and very easygoing.
But when it comes to getting vehicles registered and these wafts and things,
you guys suck.
You know why?
I'll explain to you.
It's real boring.
It's because cars are so shit here.
And because we don't make any cars in New Zealand, we import them all.
Because I'm not used to that.
In Australia, you don't have to get – because here,
you have to get one every year, right?
Yeah. You literally have to get your car checked you have to get one every year, right? Yeah.
You literally have to get your car checked over every year to make sure it's roadworthy.
It used to be every six months.
It's only in the last couple of years they've changed it to annually.
Cars in Australia, on average, are better than New Zealand cars
because you've got lots of cars that were manufactured in Australia.
You only have to get it, what is it called?
A WAF.
You only have to get it, no, we call it roadworthy.
We call it get a roadworthy on it if you're selling it.
Really?
I'm pretty sure.
Or if you're like registering.
So then the new owner gets it straight away.
It would be the same if you're buying one brand new.
Yeah, if you're selling a car, it has to be safe to be on the road.
We mainly import secondhand cars and people try and import the cheapest cars they can get.
And so they're just dungers.
Yeah, that makes sense.
You're talking about all these issues, guys.
There's one way to resolve that.
Oh, not this again.
No, she's right, though.
Catch the bus.
Save the environment.
Is there air con on the bus?
Yeah.
Oh, the new ones there is.
And there's USB chargers.
There's USB chargers.
Is there Wi-Fi?
Guys, guess what I saw the other day
A countdown in Grey Lynn
So a fancy countdown
Because it's in Grey Lynn
A poodle
No
So they've got trolleys, right?
Get this
They've got trolleys where you can
And there's a phone holder
On the front of the trolley.
Nice.
That's genius.
So you can look at your shopping list.
Yes.
And it like locks in.
That's genius.
Like the ones you have like in your car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know people are going to watch Netflix while they walk around the supermarket.
So smart.
And they're going to bang into each other because they're watching Netflix on their trolley.
It's like those, in America, I think they've got those Amazon supermarkets or whatever they are.
And whenever you put the item in the,
what do you call it, the trolley,
it weighs it and it prices it and puts it on the screen
so you can track everything.
You just go out and they just go, beep, done.
Oh, no, I don't like that.
Well, you don't even check out.
You just walk out to your car.
I don't like that.
They had that, they trialled that out like years ago
on pack and save.
Do you remember you could scan your own stuff?
How am I meant to pass off like cashews or whatever for another cheaper nut?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they've got you there.
Or, I mean, in the room, who has some grapes before they go to the checkout?
Oh, not me.
I would.
I don't buy grapes, but I would.
I'm more of a...
Apple.
You love to eat a whole apple before you get to the chicken.
I sometimes do the like honey roasted nuts as lindels.
Oh, so you'll really take.
Lindels.
You've got to keep it in the same family so you can get away with it.
No, because they're orange.
So you're like, oh.
Who doesn't have some?
I have, when I get the Russian fudge from the pick and mix,
I have a couple of bits of Russian fudge.
Oh, really?
God, you guys are just
dining out on everything.
No, I've never done that, Mum.
Grapes are free game.
There's certain things
where you can't just
have a go at them.
I think Mum's
always going to get arrested.
And I've never done that.
I think when we were kids,
we'd get either lunch
and all the little sausages
and we'd buy them
and then you'd just
go to the checkout
because I'd eat them
as a kid while we were just yeah but that's all right whereas the
grapes have a they're done by weight yeah so it's okay yeah same with the nuts and fudge i've never
done this before but have you guys ever done it where um you like buy a bag of chips or a pack
of crackers or something and you like open the packet and start eating them.
That's fine because you'd pay the same.
I know you'd pay for it, but like...
I'm fine with it.
It's frowned upon by some people.
Sorry, you guys are talking about nuts.
I had to have a nut.
Why is it frowned upon?
I don't understand.
Because some people are uptight.
Yeah, I was dating this guy and he bought shapes
and then we were at the start of the supermarket
and I was really embarrassed walking around the supermarket
because he was eating them.
Why are you embarrassed though? Because he should
wait the 10 minutes that the trip's gonna
take us. Why? What if he's hungry
now? Hang on, by the way,
by the way, was that the date?
No. Let's hope not. Going to get some
shapes. No. It's a cool date.
I mean, actually, I wouldn't mind that. Depends
what flavour shapes, what flavour
shapes were they? I think they
were barbecue. Okay, well that's alright then. Americans don't have shapes. What flavour? Huh? What flavour shapes were they? I think they were barbecue. Okay, well, that's all right then.
Yeah.
Americans don't have shapes.
And we have a lot of American listeners.
They know what shapes are.
Would they know what shapes are?
Oh, actually, would they?
They're yummy crackers.
They're like savoury crackers.
They're baked crackers.
Yeah.
But the seasoning is delicious.
You'll have something.
America's got the best snacks.
You'll have something similar.
Actually, should I Google it? What are shapes in America? They'll have a Dor's got the best snacks You'll have something similar Actually Should I google it
What are shapes in America
They'll have a Doritos product
I reckon
Oh did you see
They have Doritos crackers now
Yeah
But they've got them here
Not the same as shapes
No
No
Not the same
In America
So I'm eating shapes
We should play the game
Guess what's in Brie's mouth
I'll play
Is it shapes?
You got it
That game was so good
The nine most common shapes
Okay we're going to play that game again
And it's going to be a nut in my mouth
But your challenge is to guess what type of nut
Close your eyes
Okay, ready?
Are you ready?
Tell us when
It's like a nut in my mouth right now
Spam
I walked right into that one, didn't I?
For those who were playing Cheers Cheers Cheers I walked right into that one, didn't I? Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
For those playing at home, it was an almond.
Come.
No, Ben, get off my buttons.
Yes, thank you, Ben.
Oh, no, wait, sorry.
Horse come.
It's not a horse.
That's enough.
No, no, no
Haven't you heard that story on a stage?
Goodbye, see you later, bye
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What was that? Was that a burp?
I know. I had a shape stuck in the back of my throat.
Oh, of course you did.
Brie's just ducked over the road before like 5 minutes before we started and come back with a box of shapes. Original flavour or barbecue flavour?
Barbecue. Barbecue originals.
And a packet of cookie beer, hundreds and thousands cookies.
I love these.
Both good snacks.
Weird combo.
Like, together.
It's a weird mouth pairing.
This is an underrated cookie, I feel, in New Zealand.
A hundred percent.
Hundreds and thousands.
I mean.
Totally.
So much sugar, but I love it.
Mate, if you're counting the sugar in it, you shouldn't be having a biscuit.
Do you know what we got the other day?
What? Not on purpose.
Ended up with a bag of keto cookies.
Oh, yeah.
How are they?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
So what's the difference?
Are they raw?
No sugar.
Oh, they're no sugar.
Yeah, because that's what keto is, isn't it?
It's a no sugar diet.
Yeah, I think you're right.
No sugar, no carbs.
You know what I find really interesting?
Why is it that no matter what, if you put like a gluten product next to a non-gluten product,
like the same thing, you can always tell which one is the non-gluten?
Why can you tell?
Like you can always tell.
You mean by looking at it?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's usually less puffy.
She's got a look about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, a dense look.
It looks more unleavened, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Probably something to do with the flour not being in it.
Yeah, it could have something to do with it, couldn't it?
Probably the lack of gluten, if I'm not mistaken.
I really feel for people who are gluten intolerant.
Totally.
Horrible. Totally. Horrible.
Totally.
It must make a lot of things hard.
A lot of restaurants hard to eat at.
And not to mention if you accidentally have some gluten.
And that will make things hard as well.
Horrible.
Let's get into a game of Tradie vs. Lady to start the show.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
All right.
We need two people to play Tradee v. Lady.
You can pick up 50 bucks.
All you need to do is beat the other person in a trivia quiz.
Easy as that.
We'll play for $50 cash if you win it.
And we'll play after L-A-B.
This is Controller on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradee v. Lady. All right, here we go.
Two people going head-to-head.
First person to get three questions right will pick up the 50 bucks.
At the moment, the tradies are slightly ahead.
So let's welcome a lady first.
She's 30.
She's from Christchurch.
Her sister's name is Shelley and her name is Coral.
Really?
Coral?
Hello.
That's amazing.
Did your parents love the ocean?
Obviously, yes.
Obviously.
Any more siblings?
No.
I don't know what would have been there.
You've got a brother called Crab?
Yes, exactly.
Sand?
No, nothing.
Sandy.
Sandy.
That's a quality name for Sandy.
Sandy.
You've got to carry on the tradition.
Yeah, totally.
You've got a daughter.
Name is Sandy.
Okay, you're going head to head with our tradie.
He's 46.
He's from Auckland, and he can jump over his own foot.
I don't even know how it works.
Welcome to the show, Cam.
G'day, Cam.
Hey, g'day.
I've tried to jump over my own foot before,
and I nearly dislocated my shoulder.
So props to you.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, you don't want to try that at home
in case you're not up to it. Yeah, no, I tried it at home. Bad idea. Here we Ah, thanks. Yeah, you don't want to try that at home in case you're not up to it.
Yeah, no, I tried it at home.
Bad idea.
Here we go, guys.
$50 on the line.
It's first to three correct answers is going to take out the prize.
Good luck.
Your buzzers are tradie and lady.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What currency do they use in Vietnam?
Is it A, dong, B, yen, C, rupee or D?
Tradee.
Tradee.
Cam.
Dong?
They do use dong.
That is correct.
Vietnamese dong.
One to the tradees.
Here comes question number two.
660 have pulled their scratchy off the shelves this week.
Name one current member of the band. No Googling allowed.
Trady, go ahead.
Yes, Kem.
Yeah, good work.
That is correct.
The lead singer.
All right, two to the tradies.
You need this one, Coral here.
Okay.
We'll take it.
Question number three.
It's been 13 years since Liam Neeson performed the iconic speech on the movie Taken.
How old is Liam Neeson?
Is it A, 74, B, 67, C, 70 or D, 68?
Lady.
Yes, Cam.
Cam.
C.
C, 70.
No. Coral, do you want to guess? Lady, 70. No.
Coral, do you want to guess?
Lady, 68.
68 is correct.
She's on the board.
Good.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Here we go, question number four.
This weekend is Auckland Anniversary Weekend.
What is the name of the tallest building in the City of Sales?
Yes, Coral.
The Sky Tower.
We're all tied up.
Two apiece.
Here we go.
Tiebreaker for the win.
Question number five.
Popular in the 2000s, the OC was set in what county?
Orange.
Lady.
Lady.
Coral.
Orange.
Orange.
Yeah, we'll give it to you.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Congratulations, Coral.
Well done.
Sorry, Cam, not your day.
Unlucky.
$50 on the way to Coral.
That's Tradiverse Lady.
We play every day at 3 o'clock.
What a comeback from Coral.
Bree and Clint.
Heads up, Pokemon fans.
God, I love Pokemon.
Listen up, Pokey nerds.
I want to be the very best like no one ever was.
God, I loved it.
I watched it so much, played all the Game Boy games,
collected the cards and all of that stuff.
Yeah.
And apparently...
And you managed to find a girlfriend.
Yeah, crazy, eh?
Good for me.
But, you know, these days, Pokemon cards are such a massive investment.
Like, it's one of the biggest things in the world at the moment.
Yeah, I've seen some people on TikTok who deal in, like, stocks and property and stuff
like that.
And then on the side, they're trading Pokemon cards to make money.
Crazy, hey.
Yeah.
Logan Paul, not that we talk about him often,
but he's gotten massively into it
and bought like a couple of really expensive cards.
Ben was saying Gary Vee does a lot of Pokemon cards.
He tells people to get into Pokemon cards, invest.
Yeah.
Anyway, and this might make you want to invest after hearing this story.
There's an ultra rare Pokemon Blastoise card.
Yeah.
And it went up for auction.
Blastoise, the evolution of Squirtle?
Squirtle?
Of Wartortle, actually.
Oh, Wartortle.
It goes Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise.
Got it, right.
Yeah, it went up for auction last week
and it sold for a record amount for a Pokemon card.
How much are we talking?
The ultra-rare Blastoise Pokemon card sold for a record $500,000.
For one Pokemon card?
One card.
Why Blastoise?
Because is it something, like if you're
actually using these cards and you're playing with them
can no one beat Blastoise?
Is that why you'd pay $500,000?
I don't think people are using them. Is it like having
a joker when you're playing Last Card?
I think it's based on how many
of like certain cards were printed
which makes them more
rare obviously. Makes more sense. But I
do understand, I'm pretty sure Charizard holographic cards
are the most rare and the ones that people want the most.
Okay.
And I looked it up and apparently before this card,
there was the Charizard, two Charizard cards have the record
and they were sold for $512,000.
That's mental money.
How do you know if you're sitting on a half a million dollar Charizard
or Blastoise right now?
I've done some research.
Yeah.
One of the things you have to look for,
like the best cards to have are what they call the first edition cards.
So they're the first cards that were printed that they released.
And to do that, it's like over to the left of the card
and it just says literally Edition 1 on the card.
I got my mum because I was so excited when I saw some of these videos
floating around and I was like, oh, my God, I've got holographic cards.
I've got Pokemon cards.
I'm old.
It means my cards are old.
Surely.
So I called my mum and I was like, mum, you need to find my Pokemon cards.
Anyway, she sent them to me.
They're like fourth or fifth edition.
Oh, stink.
Have we got a price check on those at all?
Yeah, they're not worth much.
They're like, ah, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
You keep them.
These would make good coasters.
Good memories.
I've got Oddbods at home.
If anyone remembers Oddbods, they came in the chip packets.
Oh, I think we called them Tarzos in Australia. No, those are the round things, aren't they? Yeah, What's an oddbod? They came in the chip packets. Oh, I think we called them tarzos in Australia.
No, those are the round things, aren't they?
Yeah, what's an oddbod?
An oddbod's an actual trading card.
Oh.
People will know what oddbods are.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
And were these traded in the prehistoric era?
No, they were traded in the 90s, okay?
And I've never had them valued, but I think I could be sitting on some money.
Do you actually? Yeah, I've got a... valued but I think I could be sitting on some money. Do you actually?
Yeah, I've got a...
Oh, I do remember those.
You do remember Oddbods, right?
Yeah, I've got a...
What is the one?
Doc Strange?
Hot?
Oh, I don't know.
I've got some good ones
but I've never had them valued.
I'd love to hear from some people this afternoon
who know they're sitting on rare or valuable trading cards.
Yeah, what cards do you have?
We'll take baseball cards because I know baseball cards can go for a lot of money.
Do you have All Blacks cards that they used to give out at the Shell service stations?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know that you have some sort of card, it can be any type,
that goes for quite a bit of money?
Oh, 800 dial ZM.
Doc Fever, that's his name.
I've got a Doc Fever Hot.
That's the one I've got.
Cool, man.
Well, you can text us about your card on 9696.
Bree and Clint.
A lot of text coming through on this
because we're asking you,
do you have an expensive card?
And by that we mean Pokemon cards,
playing cards, baseball cards, basketball cards.
Any kind of trading card. Any kind of trading card.
Any type of trading card.
Yeah.
Because the Pokemon trading card game scene is bolting through, isn't it?
Someone's just sold a Blastoise for half a million dollars.
Half a million bucks.
That's right.
A few people on the text machine are like,
I'm calling my mum now to see if she's got my Pokemon cards.
How gutted will you be if she got rid of them in a clean out?
Oh, devastated.
And then you never know if you actually had a first edition.
Let's get them on.
Let's see what James has got.
Hey, James.
Hi, James.
G'day.
What do you have that you think is worth a bit of money?
So I've got a Miami Iceberg collection,
and then there's a rookie card,
a Polo Hero autographed sneaker card that's worth over $1,000.
You've got $1,000 sneaker card.
That's nice.
What are you going to do with that?
Are you going to sell it or does it have a special meaning to you?
It's in the vault.
It's in the vault.
With the rest of the cards.
Yeah, right.
We'll pass it down.
Yeah, fair enough.
Keep it in the vault.
It survives the fire.
Let's go to Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, hi.
What do you have that's worth a bit of money in trading cards?
So I have four booster boxes that I bought just before lockdown
for $100 each that are now going for about $4,000.
What's a booster box?
So it's four packs of 13 cards.
Oh, yeah, I know the one,
like a top-up for your existing card collection.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Are they Pokemon?
Yeah, Pokemon cards.
No, so it's a New Zealand card game called Flesh and Blood.
Flesh and Blood.
Right.
God, how good is that?
How many packs did you buy?
I probably thought you bought more.
Yeah, I only got four, unfortunately.
And they're worth four grand each?
Yeah, four grand each now.
I bought them for $100 each.
Yes.
You're putting your day out.
Good work.
I like that.
That's cool.
Well done.
Let's go to Phoebe.
Hi, Phoebe.
Hello.
Phoebes, tell us, how much was the card worth?
$10,000.
$10,000?
Yeah, I have my dad's first edition Yoda card.
Star Wars, first edition Star Wars Yoda card.
Yeah, my dad's always been obsessed with Star Wars.
And once he passed away in 2017, I got his collection and Yoda was in it.
Wow.
You can't sell it though.
That's the problem, right?
Yeah.
Would your dad want you to sell it?
You know?
Yeah, he'd probably want me to keep it, but then he'd be like, oh, just a waste.
If it got over $100,000, I think dad probably want me to keep it, but then he'd be like, oh, just stay away. If it got over a hundred grand,
I think Dad would want you to sell it.
Yeah, sell it.
If it goes crazy,
Dad would be like,
he'll come to you via the force
and he'll go,
sell the card, Phoebe.
Oh, yes.
And he'd be like,
it's a house deposit, get it.
Totally.
Yeah, totally.
Totally.
Yeah, I bet your dad would want you to do that.
One last text on this.
Someone texted through,
because we're talking about Pokemon cards
and just trading cards.
Someone said, I had a first
edition Charizard
holographic,
and I showed it to someone in class
and the teacher took it from me.
I never got it back.
You're kidding.
Fine, that teacher. They're probably living in the
Maldives or something.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, Halsey's pregnant.
Who's the daddy?
This is exciting news.
We didn't even know that she was in this relationship,
but Halsey and her baby daddy, his name is Alev Aydin.
He's a screenwriter in LA, in Hollywood.
They have announced that they are having a baby together.
This is very exciting news.
You know, as we talked about on the show recently,
she's bought the house that is a haunted house in Malibu from Liam Payne.
I thought it was haunted by Liam Payne.
It's not, unfortunately.
Liam Payne's still around.
He's still here.
So, basically, exactly. So, exciting He's still here. So basically... Exactly.
So exciting news for Halsey.
None of us knew that she was pregnant or in a relationship or anything.
And we all thought she was 45, but she's only 26, would you believe?
She's only 26?
26, yeah.
She's done a baby bump shoot on her Instagram.
How cute.
She's properly pregnant.
Is she?
How many weeks, I wonder?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
She's got full bump on display, though.
So whatever part of the pregnancy that is, that's where she's at.
She's been able to keep her entire relationship on the down low.
Yeah, it's impressive.
Yeah.
Very impressive from her.
She must have had a lot of throwback photos loaded up in her camera roll.
Because she's still been posing.
She posted two days before that.
Oh, she thought about this.
Yeah.
Smart.
She's made it work.
Well planned.
That's what Dean does when he eats food over Thanksgiving.
When he has a cheat day.
Yeah, when he has a cheat day.
He has heaps of photos on his photo reel ready to go.
Dean hasn't uploaded a current photo for three years.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all an illusion.
We know you, Dean.
That's the latest.
Thanks to the shadow in the cloud.
It's in cinemas on the 4th of February.
Don't miss it.
Brie and Clint.
Tell us how we can win these Smeg knives.
No, I don't have any Smeg knives for you.
You just said Smeg knives and we're sitting here waiting.
I reckon people who got Smeg knives for Christmas would have been happy.
They were that popular, you know.
We're talking about the knives that people have been collecting
from New World over summer with the stickers.
They're such good knives and they were so popular.
People have been going crazy for these things.
They're all gone.
From what I can tell, my local New World, all gone.
Every New World I've been to, they're all gone.
And people are going a bit cuckoo for Smeg knives.
Look, I'm not going to lie.
I was pretty keen on the knives, but
I soon realised that
in a flat where
you take it in turns cooking, I
wasn't going to be able to earn enough tickets.
Oh, I see what you mean. Also, you've
got to trust your flatmates with your good knives. It's not
the perfect situation. Exactly. I was at New World
today, my local New World, and
at the self-checkout, and
one of the checkout operators was on the phone
at the end of it, and I listened to her phone call
and she was going, no, sorry,
actually, no, no, no.
No, we've run out, no, yeah, we have run
out of knives. Yes, sorry.
No, from what I understand,
most New Worlds, they are
gone now, the knives, yes, no.
Very sorry about that.
Okay, thank you, bye. And and she hung up and I said to
her how many times a day do you get that phone call she said about 10 times a day at the moment
she said that's not the weirdest thing she said on the weekend this is the employee of New World
she was out in town and she said she was having a rager it was about one o'clock in the morning
and someone came up to her at a bar and said to her, hey, I recognise you from New World.
Have you got any smeg knives left?
Oh, my God.
And she goes, no, I don't have any smeg knives left.
Leave me alone.
The Frisco's lady would always get that.
She would always get that.
Hey, you guys got a sale on at the moment?
Do you ever feel bad because you got so many knives,
like you collected so many?
Look, I am delivering this news from an ivory
tower where I have the
whole set. Do you?
I do have the whole set, yeah.
Well, I did not know
we was sitting in amongst
these people. Producer Ben,
Clint's got the whole set. I didn't get the
knife block though. I haven't got the knife block. Oh, heaven
forbid!
Ever won something pretty big? Money or Clint's got the whole set. I didn't get the knife block, though. I haven't got the knife block. Oh, heaven forbid! Bree and Clint.
Ever won something pretty big, money or a car or a boat or something,
and kept it a secret?
Oh, no.
I don't think I've ever won anything big.
Like a big prize, but you did not tell anyone.
Qualify big.
Like, what are we talking about?
Oh, I don't know.
It depends.
Like, something that, you know, is a fit.
Like, anything over five grand, I reckon.
Yeah, I think anything in the thousands.
Anything in the thousands, yeah.
You win five grand and your family start treating you different.
They're like, oh, okay.
Can I borrow some money?
I hope you're paying for Christmas this year, Mr. Moneybags.
Like, it's five grand, not 500.
It was interesting, last week I did a thing on my Instagram
Where I asked people to send me in their deepest and darkest secrets
And I got quite a few ones from people who have won the lotto
Yeah
And they all said, so there was one person who wrote in
And they said that they'd won over $3 million in the lotto.
Whoa.
And they'd kept it a secret from all of their friends and get this in their family.
That's got me thinking.
Could you really keep $3 million a secret?
I guess you could.
You could.
Keep it in the bank and take care of all your business.
You just can't go splashing on anything.
I guess you can.
You can say you got a raise at work.
Yeah, but it has to be relative, right?
It all has to be within proportion.
Say you got a loan for the jet ski.
Because if you work at, I don't know,
if you work at Pack and Save
and then you pull up in a Lamborghini,
it's not realistic that you got a raise.
That's what I mean.
I mean, it could have been.
Maybe you could go from Suzuki Swift to Suzuki Soft Sport.
You'd have to keep it all in context.
It's interesting because I got another one that said they're with someone
and that person thinks that they earn a lot of money.
Yeah.
And they told me, they said, in actual fact, I won the lotto.
I won the lotto, yeah.
And I, yeah, literally just won the lotto,
but they think I just earn a lot of money at my job.
Do they work at all?
They do work.
Yeah.
Because they also won around $4 million as well.
And they said to me, because I was like,
were you with the person already or did you win beforehand?
They were like, no, I won before I got together with this person.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, that's even harder.
Yeah, that's such a good point.
Even harder to keep that a secret if you're with them at the time.
Well, also, it's an ethical question because if your partner won
and you were together and they didn't tell you,
you'd be really offended.
You'd be like, well, why didn't you share the news with me at least?
You know?
Yeah.
And then share the money with me.
Yeah.
Why don't I get some?
Well, yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah.
That's what you're thinking.
No, I'm saying.
Yeah, you are.
No, because then you're keeping secrets.
You're keeping secrets.
It doesn't matter about the money.
It means you're keeping a secret in your relationship.
There's a problem if your partner's keeping that a secret from you.
Or if you feel like you need to, yeah.
Yeah.
There's an underlying issue there, I think.
Do you reckon there's any lotto winners that listen to this show?
Yeah, I reckon there is.
You reckon?
Yeah, of course.
Someone's got to win it.
Really?
Yeah.
Are they listening right now?
Could be.
Do they want to call and tell us how much they've got
and do they need a new best friend?
You can remain anonymous.
Do they need someone to hang out with this weekend?
You're not helping this situation. Do they need someone to hang out with this weekend? You're not helping this
situation. Do they need someone who enjoys
the finer things in life to help them enjoy
the finer things in life? Because I'm available
is all I'm saying. I'm available.
Right. Well, you don't have to talk
to Clint, but you can call and
talk to me if you'd like. 0800
dial ZM. Have you won the
lotto or a big prize or
something?
Did you keep it a secret? Yeah, did you keep it
a secret from certain people?
And why? You can text us as well
on 9696. I don't
have access to the text machine so I won't be
replying to you. Don't worry, it'll just be me.
We're talking
big lotto wins that you've kept a secret or just
big prize wins, right? Yeah, have you
won the lotto?
And how much did you win? Who did you keep it a secret
from? Annoyingly, our phones
are playing up again, but one person
has managed to get through before they crashed.
Yes, we got one. So, Anonymous,
you're our only, you may, Anonymous, you may be
the last person that we speak to today.
No pressure. Welcome to the show.
That is brilliant.
I feel like it's going to be a good one, Anonymous.
Tell us, how much money did you win?
$15,000.
Nice.
That's a good amount of money.
That's a nice little cash injection.
It's a solid amount of money, yeah.
Okay.
How did you win it?
Okay.
So basically, you know the pokies?
Yeah. You know the pokies? Yeah.
You know the pokies.
It was kind of like pokies online.
Pokies online.
I have heard of that.
I've seen that before.
Okay, anonymous.
Basically, I had heard a good story about it before.
So I was like, I'm just going to try it out.
I'm going to cheekily just put in $20 and see what happens.
And boom, $15,000 later.
Okay, this sounds like a real good ad for online gambling.
But it's not.
It's not, okay.
It's not.
So we've just got to say that.
Why did you feel like you needed to keep it a secret?
Well, just because, like, it's a lot of money,
but it's also, you know, like, $1,000 can go really quickly.
So it's sort of like, I don't know, it's sort of keep it to yourself just in case. Just in case anything were to go wrong, you know, like $1,000 can go really quickly. So it's sort of like, I don't know,
it's sort of keep it to yourself just in case.
Just in case anything were to go wrong, you know?
Anonymous, did you have a partner or, you know,
were you with anyone at the time?
No, no.
And I was actually going to say Bree.
Yes.
Seeing as I have $15,000,
if you ever become single any time soon,
I'd love to take you out for a drink.
Wow.
Well, yeah, how much of that 15 grand do you have left?
Well, all of it.
All of it.
Cha-cha-ching.
All of it.
You know where to find me.
Thanks, Anonymous.
We appreciate the call.
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So apparently today it's 13 years since Liam Neeson
did that iconic speech in the movie Taken.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is a very particular set of skills.
Yes.
I will find you and I will kill you.
It's iconic, being used in multiple things, being, you know, used heaps.
And I thought to celebrate that it's 13 years old today,
we could call my mum and pretend.
That you've been kidnapped?
No.
That would be taking it too far.
What we've done is we've taken the whole speech
that Liam Neeson does in the movie
and we've put different sound bites on our system here at work.
So we're going to try and call my mum
and only use sound bites of Liam Neeson to talk to her.
Best bit is you're going to control the soundboard,
which you don't usually do.
So this is either going to be really awesome
or really bad.
This could be a disaster.
Your mum's on the line.
Let's do it.
Okay, Donald!
Hello?
I don't know who you are.
Diane Thomasel.
I don't know what you want.
Oh, Liam.
If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
No, just come to my house, Liam Nilsen.
That'll be great.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills.
Yeah, what kind?
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.
Mate, if you had my daughter, I'd kill you in a flash.
I will not look for you.
I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will find you.
And I will f*** you
Oh, he does have a sexy voice, doesn't he, Brianna?
Oh my goodness me
I will find you and I will kill you
No, I don't believe the line was, Kelly
I believe he might have said something else in there
We had to beep it out
Oh, yeah
Yeah, he was going to get your motor running, Mum.
I tell you what, he's got the sexiest, nasty voice you've ever heard, hasn't he?
Holy smokes.
Weren't you having the best time ever?
Ooh.
What else?
Tell me something else, Liam.
Hey, Mum, hold on.
Wait, Liam's got one other thing.
I will find you and I will **** you.
All right, all right. Rev it up you. And I will f*** you. All right.
All right.
Wrap it up.
Wrap it up.
Wrap it up.
Okay, drop.
Get down.
Brian Clint.
This is a weird story, this one.
It's about a mass gathering where COVID-19 has spread.
Not here in New Zealand, okay?
Not here in New Zealand.
Calm down.
We're all good at the moment.
Keep scanning the app.
Keep washing your hands.
Stay home if you're sick.
You know the deal. This one's We're all good at the moment. Keep scanning the app. Keep washing your hands. Stay home if you're sick. You know the deal.
This one's from Chile.
Okay.
This story.
Where 15 people have tested positive.
It's not funny.
For COVID-19 after attending a cat's birthday party.
Can you imagine?
These people are like, right, we can go to this cat's birthday party.
No one will know. No one will know.
No one will know.
It's just our thing.
The cat won't post about it on Instagram.
People from work don't need to find out that we're into, you know,
going to cat's birthday parties and then neck-minding it.
The feline-focused festivities took place at the cat owner's home
in Santo Domingo in Chile.
And the owner, who is thought to be patient zero,
is reported to have invited 10 people to her house
for her cat's big day.
Were they the cat's friends?
Or was it her friends?
That's what I want to know.
Officials who had to investigate this thought it was a lie.
They were like, no, you weren't.
No, no.
How did you all get this virus?
Because there's no way you were at a cat's birthday party.
They're like, no, you weren't.
Tell the truth.
Cat's birthday party.
Anyway, they've had the story corroborated and it's true.
They got COVID-19 at a cat's birthday party.
What do you reckon they pin the tail on at a cat's birthday party?
What food do they serve?
Oh, I reckon there'd be heaps of good stuff.
There'd be tuna casserole, tuna cupcakes.
I'm a cat guy.
I got cats.
I don't mind saying, I don't mind going on the record as saying I'm a cat guy.
No, I've never thrown them a party.
Yeah.
Did I make them a special meal for their first birthday?
Yeah.
That's fine.
Yeah, I did, but I kept it private.
It was more invite-less.
It was me and the cats.
You didn't put that on Instagram?
Yeah.
Oh, I might have put it on Instagram.
Yeah, I reckon you would have. But, but, but, but, but, they're five now. We don't do that anymore. It was me and the cats. You didn't put that on Instagram? Yeah. Oh, I might have put it on Instagram. Yeah, I reckon you would have.
But, but, but, but, but, they're five now.
We don't do that anymore.
They don't love the cats.
Oh, that's a bit rough.
I just forget their birthday now.
What's a cat's, like, 21st?
Like, when does a cat, you know, is it 12?
Is it five?
Is it seven?
What is it?
Let's check.
Hang on.
Oh, yeah, check in cat years.
What?
21 cat years. In cat years in human years.
Yeah.
How many years?
Because you might have missed it and that's horrible.
I think the cats are five.
I think they're closer to like 39.
So the cats are older than you now.
Oh, it only does it backwards.
21 in human years is 100 in cat years.
So if you've got a 21-year-old cat, that cat is 100.
Who's got a 21-year-old cat? Actually, we've got a 21-year-old cat, that cat is 100. Who's got a 21-year-old cat?
Actually, we've got an 18-year-old cat at our house.
Okay, I can tell you how old that cat is.
Shout out to Shizzle.
Yeah, how old's Shizzle?
So your 18-year-old cat.
She's a cranky old bag, I know that.
Your 18-year-old cat at home.
Yeah.
Who regularly spews on the couch and the floor and the carpet.
All of that, yeah.
And the bed.
She's 88 years old.
Well, fair enough then.
She can do whatever she wants.
She's old.
Throw her a party for her 90th.
Okay, good deal.
Just put up one of those codes to scan in.
Good idea.
I want to talk age gaps for a second
because there's this show over in the UK
and it's called Celebs Go Dating.
Yeah.
And it's where, you know, semi-famous people go on the show
and they try and find love.
Semi-famous being the operative word?
Well, I have never heard of these people before.
I think it's a great idea for a show.
Yeah.
Because I'd love to see what celebrities are like on a date.
It'd be great to do a New Zealand version.
Yeah, I just don't think you'd get any real big celebs.
That's the problem.
I mean, it's pretty personal to share that stuff.
Anyway, there's a guy named Wayne Linker and he is a nightclub owner and I think an actor.
And anyway, he's talking to this other guy called Tom and they're talking about a potential love interest that Wayne has.
Okay, is Wayne heterosexual?
So Wayne's heterosexual.
He's 58 and he's interested in this girl called Carla.
Got it.
So take a listen.
She's 31 though, bro.
She's 31.
I've never met a girl above 30 in my life.
Swear.
Never. And he's 58. How old's Hannah, if you don't mind me asking? She's 31 though, bro. She's 31. I've never been out with a girl above 30 in my life. Swear. Never.
And he's 58.
How old's Hannah, if you don't mind me asking?
She's 39.
Personally, I think you'd be happier with someone you know is going to be longevity.
I feel happy that you meet someone.
Yeah, I'm ready for that, bro.
I'm too loose single, bro.
I'm just too loose, bro.
You're too wild.
You can't be contained.
I need to calm down.
Who says bro at 58?
That's what I picked up on too.
Like, not that you can't, but that guy's talking like he's 23.
Yeah.
I'm too loose, bro.
Well, he thinks he's 23 because he doesn't date any females over the age of 30.
I mean.
It's his rule.
I mean, good for you if you know what you're into.
I just don't think that you can limit yourself to like an age bracket.
Like, how do you, like, I think you're just that you can limit yourself to an age bracket.
You're limiting your own happiness.
I just think if you're 58 and you're single,
that's probably a good
indication that maybe
change something up and date someone
a little bit older. What would he do if he
had a girlfriend and
she was 29 and her birthday
was coming up? How does that work? Well, that's a good
question. You'd have to get rid of her.
There's goes TikTok, love.
Sorry, you're turning 30 this year.
Yeah. I got you a suitcase
for your birthday. Pack it and get the hell
out. As my favourite singer Ariana
Grande once said, thank you, next.
Like, anyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a non-judgmental way this afternoon
We want to talk about age gap love
Because we'd love you to call if you have an age gap love
This isn't the same thing
It's not like you saying I refuse to date people
Who are older than a certain age
Because I truly believe there can be a big age gap
And it works
That does exist of course it does
We would love to hear from anyone today
Whose relationship Age gap spans What? works. That does exist. Of course it does. We would love to hear from anyone today whose
relationship age gap
spans, what,
15 years plus? Whoa!
I'm going to say 10 plus. 10 plus.
And we'll see what we get. Okay, alright.
10 plus. Alright, yeah, I guess
well, 22 to 32.
Is that a major? Does that feel
like a major? Well, isn't
it interesting? It depends on the bracket.
On the bracket, like where you are.
Yeah.
Like 32 to 42.
Yeah.
We'll see what we get.
We'll see what we get.
If you think that your relationship has a big age gap in it,
we would love to hear about it this afternoon.
0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
We're talking about age gap love.
That's right.
On a show over in the UK, there's a guy who's 58 on there,
and he says, I've never in my life dated someone over the age of 30.
And he's 58.
He's 58 and his cutoff is 30.
Yeah, he's like, as soon as they turn 30, I kick them to the curb.
What was the guy's name?
I actually can't remember.
Wayne Kerr.
Wayne.
Yeah, Wayne Linker.
Wayne Kerr.
Literally.
This is a no judgment segment where we're going to park that and we're going to talk
to you guys about age gap love.
Do you have an age gap in your relationship?
Before we do, do you want to run the formula over each other?
Yeah.
What is the formula?
The formula dictates the youngest person that it's appropriate for you to be with.
Oh, I want to know mine.
I don't know why because I'm in a relationship, but it's interesting to know.
Well, you need to know if your partner's old enough.
Well, let's hope so.
So the formula is...
Too late now.
This is the youngest you can date, halve your age and add seven.
So you're 32.
Yeah.
Divide that by two is 16, plus seven.
Your lowest you can date is currently 23.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's a pretty good age range.
Yeah, it means Brooklyn Beckham's off limits.
Well, this is bullshit.
Let's go to Carl.
Carl's here.
Hi, Carl.
Yeah, hi, mate.
How you going?
Good.
You got an age gap love going on?
Yeah, definitely do.
Which way?
Who's the older person in the relationship?
My current partner is.
Okay.
Ooh, interesting, Carl.
So wait, let's go with how old are you?
I'm 24.
24.
Okay.
And how old's your partner?
43.
43.
Oh, lady.
Is it a lady?
Is it a lady?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Where did you meet, Carl?
It's actually my best friend's sister.
It's your best friend's sister.
I thought you were about to say it's your best friend's mum.
I was like, oh, no.
How old did you say you were, Carl?
24.
24.
Oh, I've just done the formula on your partner,
and you're four and a half years too young for her, Carl.
That's all good.
Yeah, but Carl sounds mature, though. Okay, fascinating. Thank you for the call, Carl. Let's all good. Yeah, but Carl sounds mature, though.
Okay, fascinating.
Thank you for the call, Carl.
Let's go to Sarah.
Hey, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
Age gap love.
Are you doing it?
Absolutely.
How old are you, Sarah?
I am 25.
Okay, and how old's your partner?
49.
49.
Right, and where did you meet this person?
So we worked together for the last five, six years,
and then we've only just been together for the last two and a half.
Has he, because he's 49, he's lived obviously a longer life.
That goes without saying.
Has he been married before?
Does he have kids?
No, he's never been married.
He's never had kids.
He's never really had a relationship,
so I'm actually his first relationship
You've got a fresh one
Really?
You've got a fresh 49-year-old
Which, that's quite unusual
Yeah, no baggage
Yeah
Yeah, interesting
Did he come with, like, heaps of properties and a boat or something?
No, he was actually living in a rental
We'd just bought our first house about a year ago
Wow
That's nice
How old did you say you were, Sarah?
25
25, right So when you got together, you
were? I was 23. Yeah. And he was
what, 47? Look, I'm not going to do the formula on him because I don't need to.
I don't think it's in the bracket. But if you guys are happy, we're happy for you. Thanks, Sarah.
I just want to read out a few texts that are coming through on this age gap love.
Someone said, one of my friends I went to school with, her dad was 63 when she was starting high school
and her mum was just turning 30. Whoa. That's a big... I'm not going to do the formula on
that one either. Let's not do the formula. Let's go to Tony. G'day, Tony. G'day, Tony.
How's it going? Good. Thanks, Tony. Do you have an age gap love? Yeah, just
a little one. Okay, let's go with how old are you? 59. 59, alright. And how old's your
partner? 31. Oh jeez, Tony. Tony, Tony, I've just done the formula in my head and it doesn't
work, brother. I can just picture, Tony. Can I just picture, let's be honest,
Tony driving in his car on the way home
and he hears ZM go, call up for age love,
and Tony goes, oh, here's my opportunity.
To have a little brag.
Come on, Tony.
You're pretty right, actually.
Yes, Tony.
Good for you, Tony.
You guys happy?
You both happy?
Yeah, we've been together for 10 years. Good start. Tony! Oh, yeah, actually. Yes, Tony. There we go. Good for you, Tony. You guys happy? You both happy? Yeah, we've been together for 10 years.
Good start.
Tony!
Oh, yeah, geez.
All right.
Thanks, mate.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Sorry, I'm still reading the text on that age gap.
Love, there's so many.
It's an age-old topic.
It is. Every time, you just get the most interesting stuff, eh?
It delivers.
I'm really glad that we got a story that was the other way,
that it was a guy dating an older woman.
Oh, that was the first one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because those still really, those really stand out.
That's my auntie.
Yeah.
Currently.
No, not currently.
That time.
But yeah, this time, no, it's around the same age.
But then at one stage she dated a guy for about six years
and there was, I think it was.
The guy with the black marker pen.
20.
Yeah, no, that was after that.
Yeah, 20 years difference.
If you want a ripping good story, go to our Facebook page
and search Vivid.
I think that'll find you a video.
What does it involve?
It involves a first date.
A trip down south.
Trip down south.
Some grey hairs.
Some grey hairs in a black magic marker.
Go have a look.
Let's get into birthday bagging.
Who's up first?
Letitia.
Hey, Letitia. Hey, Letitia.
Hi, Letitia.
Hi, hi.
Good.
Sorry, I just said good and you didn't say how are you.
That was awkward.
Letitia, what's your birthday?
Can we move on from this?
Yes, we might.
It's 30 July 1984.
Thank you so much.
You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 30th of July,
and this is your birthday banger.
Winner.
Bit early, but I reckon winner.
I am obsessed with that song.
What do you think, Mae?
I love it. I love it. So good.
What year was it? The year 2000.
Year 2000. Okay, wait there, Leticia. Let's go to
Jay. Hi, Jay. G'day, Jay. Hi.
Hi. How's things, Jay?
Pretty well.
Did you say pretty bad? You said pretty well.
Oh, pretty good. Yeah, pretty good.
This is not going well for me today.
Hey, I was going to say, at least you're honest.
Jay, what's your birthday?
It's 13th of June, 1998.
All right, you were 16 in 2014 on the 13th of June.
And in 2014, this had a number one hit.
Oh, what a throwback.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nico and Vince. Yep. This, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Nico and Vince.
Yeah.
Yep.
This was massive, wasn't it?
Was this... Mm-hmm.
Is this song seven years old?
Yeah.
Wow.
What do you think, Jay?
I think it's pretty good.
I love it, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's a great birthday banger, Jay.
I quite liked that one, yeah.
Let's get Daniel on.
Hey, Daniel.
Hi, Dan.
Hey, Jay, how you going?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, going well.
That's good. Let's do your birthday, Dan. Hey, team. How you going? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, going well. That's good.
Let's do your birthday, Banger.
What's your birthday?
25th of July, 79.
All right.
You were 16 in 1995 on the 25th of July.
And in the mid-90s, this went to number one.
I'll be there for you.
When the rain starts to fall.
Whoa.
The remembrance.
The Friends theme song.
Are you happy, Daniel?
Whoa.
Iconic, but I don't know about that one.
Yeah.
It's one of those ones when you watch Friends,
you only have to listen to like...
The chorus.
Yeah.
Or like the chorus and a little...
And a little bit more.
It doesn't hold up for a whole song.
I guess that's what we have to decide, don't we?
Yeah, fair enough.
Good throwback though, Dan.
Good throwback.
Okay, we have Anastasia.
We have...
It is Anastasia, isn't it?
Yeah, Anastasia.
I get confused now that we have an Anastasia as part of our team.
I'm like, nah, her name couldn't have been Anastasia.
No, it was.
Because at the time when the artist was out, I was like, man, what a weird name.
And now we work with someone called Anastasia and it's just normalised.
I don't understand why you would ever think that Anastasia is a weird name.
I think that's like a real normal name.
I think that now that I know an Anastasia, okay, Anastasia normalised Anastasia for me.
But Anastasia, let's just play the song.
It's the winner.
Tessa, you're the winner.
Yay!
Weird was the wrong wording. It's exotic.
The name's exotic. Is it?
Oh, I don't know.
Get ready to belt this one with this exotic
name and a thunch here.
Brian Clemson.
Now baby
come on
Don't claim that love
You never let me
fear I should've known Don't claim that love, you never let me feel.
I should have known, cause you brought nothing real.
Come on, be a man about it, you won't die.
I ain't got no more tears to cry, and I can't take this no more.
You know I gotta let it go.
And you know.
I'm out of luck.
Set me free.
And let me out this misery.
Just show me the way to get my life again.
You can't handle me.
Said I'm out of luck
Can't you see
Baby that you've got to set me free
I'm out of luck
Yeah
Said how many times
Have I tried to turn this another round
But every time
You just let me down
Come on, be a man about it
You'll survive
Sure that you can work it out
All right, tell me your scripting
Did you know
I'd be the one to let you go And you know I don't know. My life again. You can't handle me.
Set up my life.
I'm not alone.
Can't you see?
Baby, you gotta set me free.
I'm not your mother.
Let me get over you.
The way you gotten over me too, yeah.
Seems like my time has come and now I'm moving on. I know. To give my life again You can't handle me
Set me free
Set me free
Get me out this misery
To give my life again
You can't handle me
Set me free
Can't you see
Can't you see
You gotta set me free
I'm not in love
I'm not in love
Set me free
No, no, no, no, no, no
I'm in misery
I'm in misery
Show me the way
I'm alive again
I'm alive again
The winner of Birthday Banger for Letitia today is Anastasia, I'm Outta Love.
Good winner. That's a good song.
What about it?
All my life I've been waiting for you
Okay, that's not Anastasia. That's not what I...
Who were you playing just then?
It says Anastasia left outside alone.
Yeah, that's her.
Is this her? Oh, that doesn't sound like her. Yeah, that's her. Is this her?
Oh, that doesn't sound like her.
Wait, wait, let's just wait.
This is a cover.
Oh yeah, that's not her.
What's going on there? Who did that?
Who put that rinky dink cover in there? That's awkward.
Let's play some new comments.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line?
That she can do.
Brie and Clint's What The Plot.
It's our movie guessing game that doesn't normally get played at this time,
so maybe you've never heard it.
Brie knows her movies, and your challenge is to outguess her at movie plot lines.
That's right.
Let's go.
Connor's going to play.
Hey, Connor.
G'day, Connor.
Heya.
You know your movies, Connor? Yeah. Connor's going to play. Hey, Connor. G'day, Connor. Hey-ya. You know your movies, Connor?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
We're playing for a subcard this afternoon, a $50 subcard.
Buzz in with your name if you want to have a guess.
You don't have to wait until I finish the plot line.
You can go whenever you want, but if you get it wrong,
the other person gets a free guess.
Awesome.
Good luck, everybody.
First to two wins.
Today's theme.
Movies about time travel.
Oh.
Next week, we will drive the DeLorean from Christchurch to Invercargill for the show.
So today, movies about time travel.
Here we go.
Movie number one.
Chicago librarian Henry de Tombelle suffers from a rare genetic disorder
that causes him to drift uncontrollably back and forth through time.
Brie.
Brie.
Connor.
The Time Traveller's Wife.
The Time Traveller's Wife.
Is correct.
Did you know that one, Connor?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay. It's got Eric Banner in it. It does. It's got Rachel Mc you know that one, Connor? Yeah. Yeah, okay.
It's got Eric Banner in it.
It does.
It's got Rachel McAdams in it.
She's weirdly in two time travel movies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Okay, here we go.
Movie number two.
You need this one to stay in the game, okay, Connor?
Okay.
In a future society, time travel exists,
but it's only...
Connor.
The Matrix.
The Matrix.
Oh, that's a good guess.
That could be it.
Is incorrect.
Free guess, Bree.
Trying to think of all the time travelling movies that I've seen.
They all follow that plot line.
No, I don't know.
Okay, I'll keep going.
You can buzz in again, Connor.
In the future society
where time travel exists
but it's only available
to those with the means
to pay for it
on the black market.
Bree.
Looper.
Looper's correct.
Yes!
That's it.
That's the end of the game.
Sorry, Connor.
Sorry, Connor.
Awesome.
Okay.
See you, mate.
Good attitude.
Great attitude.
So what? I lost? Fantastic. Good stuff. Call anytime, mate. Good attitude. Great attitude. So what?
I lost?
Fantastic.
Good stuff.
Call any time, Connor.
We like your energy.
That's what's the plot.
Before we hit the road in our very own time machine next week, the DeLorean.
If you want to see her, she's up now on our Instagram.
Oh, it's a her.
Brie and Clint.
Yeah, it's a her.
Sexy.
All ships are a her.
Brie and Clint. You know, sometimes on this show we talk so much crap.
Sometimes.
Yeah, all the time, that eventually something sticks.
We talk so much crap in here that after the show,
the producers have to come in with a can of Glade.
They brush our teeth for us.
It's great.
But anyway, at the start of this week,
you brought to my attention something to do.
Oh, it was the COVID tracing app.
Yeah, we tried to come up with ways to get people to use the app
because not enough people are scanning in.
Exactly.
I've got a little replay clip.
Here's a part of what we said.
What I thought we could do is come up with some ideas
to help it be more exciting to scan in.
Ah, incentivize.
What about if every time, so say you're going to a cafe
or you're going anywhere where you're buying something,
if you scan in, you get 5% off your purchase.
Yeah, that's good.
I like that.
You wouldn't believe this.
So that was on Tuesday, Producer Ben?
That was on Tuesday.
Yesterday, well, actually, I don't know if it was yesterday.
It could have been before then.
But an Auckland steakhouse is offering diners who use the NZ COVID Trace app
a 5% discount to get people into the habit of scanning in.
What?
Someone's actually taken one of our ideas and used it.
Because it's very specific.
It's quite specific.
It's the exact amount for the exact thing that you said.
Do you think it's coincidence or do you think that they heard our show
and then thought, oh, we should do that?
Well, there's three options.
Yeah.
One, coincidence.
Yeah.
Two, they heard our show and went, that's a great idea,
let's put it into action.
Which, if that's the case, you're welcome to use any of our ideas. Yeah. Like, coincidence. Yeah. Two, they heard our show and went, that's a great idea. Let's put it into action.
Which if that's the case, you're welcome to use any of our ideas.
Yeah. Like we're flattered.
Make them happen.
Three, you copied them.
No, I hope it's not the last one.
Well, you would know.
You read about it and then you went, oh, I'm going to claim this is my idea.
And then.
I don't think I read about it, but as I'm getting older...
Fourth idea.
Yeah.
You had a big weekend
and then at the end of the night,
you're like,
oh, I feel like a steak.
So you've gone to this steakhouse.
They've given you 5% off.
You're like, this is moont.
And then in the morning,
forgotten about it
and then it's come back to you
as a faint memory.
It's coming back to me now, actually.
Bree and Clint.
I have a piece of Aussie, Aussiana, Aussie...
Australiana.
Australiana, that's what you guys call it, eh?
Yeah, Australiana.
I think you should buy Brie.
Okay, I'm keen.
Because you do this.
You buy these dumb things on a whim.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
And you go, oh, yeah, they'll be good.
And then you just spend the money without thinking.
So I think you should do that right now and spend the money again.
No, I wouldn't say they're dumb. Some of them are dumb. A lot of them have been vehicle focused. We bought that. Well then you just spend the money without thinking. So I think you should do that right now and spend the money again. I wouldn't say they're dumb.
Some of them are dumb.
A lot of them have been vehicle focused.
We bought that.
Well, you bought the Venute.
They have been vehicle focused, haven't they?
You just bought a number plate that says Leshko.
Leshko.
For $1,700.
So why wouldn't you buy the very last Holden ever manufactured in Australia?
Look at this. Holden ever manufactured in Australia. What you're looking at is a 2017 Holden VF Series 2 SSV V8 Redline Commodore.
Oh, what a pig.
It is a racing red model.
And that right there is the last Holden that Australia ever built.
That's a piece of Aussie history.
After that, they shipped off the manufacturing to some other country.
And then the company folded after they did that, after they stopped making them themselves.
So that car is it.
That's it.
That's the last one to roll off the production line.
It came out in 2017
But it's only done
102 kilometres
Total
So do you think
The people that got this car
Obviously knew
It was the last one
They invested in it
They thought
This is not a driving car
This is a piece of history
This is a piece of history
This is an investment
That's going to go up in value
And they think
Now is the time to strike
So
Oh no
Here we go.
How much?
The car's going to auction, and the start price,
the starting bid, the reserve for the car, $1.
Yeah, what's the catch?
The expected sale price for the last ever Holden produced in Australia,
a piece of Aussiana, like we said. Never to be seen again.
And they're expecting it to go
for half a million dollars.
For a Commodore.
You're not
chucking manies in that Commodore, are you?
No. Yeah. So, Keane,
I'll register you. Yeah, I'll let you know.
Yeah, cool. I'll let you know. I'll put in your
first bid for you.
ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast. If you know. Yeah, cool. I'll let you know. I'll put in your first bid for you.