ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 28th January 2021

Episode Date: January 28, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I've got a question for our podcasters. Go on then. My partner and I, this weekend, have hired- Want to spice things up? No, we've hired a camper van. And you're going to cook meth in it in the desert? Yeah, how'd you know?
Starting point is 00:00:17 No, so it's an ambulance, ex-ambulance, that's been converted into a real quirky, cool camper van. And I was wondering if anyone had good tips and tricks on the camper life. Ah, I've got one. Because Lucy and I lived in a caravan for a while where we renovated. Don't use the onboard toilet. Yeah, apparently you have to empty it. Yeah, that's the worst thing. It's the worst thing. If the worst thing if you use it
Starting point is 00:00:46 only use it for number ones yeah but if you respect your relationship just still not ideal like if you're you're in a very confined space and one of you has to empty it's called the cassette and one of you has to empty it that sounds like a horrible tune yeah when we lived in it my wife was pregnant so what did you guys do if you couldn't use it if you lived there? She was allowed to use it because we were on a campground and she needed to go to the toilet multiple times in the night. Of course she'd have to use it. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:15 And I don't want her to walk through the campground and I don't want to have to get up and escort her. So she used the onboard toilet and, of course, I emptied it. What, she did No no no no My wife is a saint she wouldn't do that What if she had to do number twos at night She would wake me up
Starting point is 00:01:32 But she wouldn't have to do number What kind of person has to wake up to do number twos in the night I don't know Sometimes nature calls you have a hot curry And your stomach doesn't agree And next minute you're up at 3am That is the exception to the rule. Dropping a massive deuce.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I feel like human beings, everything goes to sleep and your downstairs goes... Oh, not if you have a big curry. Stop having a big curry then. We'll make that part of the camper rule. No one has a big curry. In fact, if you're sleeping in a camper with your partner, that should be one of the tips. Don't have a big curry.
Starting point is 00:02:05 It looks cool, though. Looks awesome, eh? Yeah. Those old ambulances have a real knack for breaking down, by the way. Do they? Yeah. Well, they're old as, and because they're ambulances, they've been thrashed. Well, they wouldn't be renting it out unless they'd done heaps of engine work on it.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Well, you say that, but what about the guy who sold us the DeLorean? You think he wouldn't sell us a car? Yeah, but this is a company. Yeah, right. Surely there'd be some sort of like, they'd have to make it safe. Behind the scenes, just for you guys, before we go on this DeLorean trip next week. Well, that means I'm going on two road trips in a row. Yeah. Ben's been talking to the lawyer of our company to make sure we're all above board for this road trip.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Because there's lots of stuff for a big company that you've got to check off and she said that she's so the DeLorean is so rooted by the way that she said she was on the verge of suing the guy who sold it to us because it's rooted eh it's sorry it's a bad word it's stuffed
Starting point is 00:02:59 what's so wrong with it no there's just lots of things wrong that would warrant someone not selling it without saying. But the thing was, when we purchased the vehicle last year before COVID here, that was fine. It was under warrant. It was under rego. Sometimes I feel like, look, I'm not going to. New Zealand is very lax on a lot of things, which I love, and very easygoing.
Starting point is 00:03:30 But when it comes to getting vehicles registered and these wafts and things, you guys suck. You know why? I'll explain to you. It's real boring. It's because cars are so shit here. And because we don't make any cars in New Zealand, we import them all. Because I'm not used to that.
Starting point is 00:03:43 In Australia, you don't have to get – because here, you have to get one every year, right? Yeah. You literally have to get your car checked you have to get one every year, right? Yeah. You literally have to get your car checked over every year to make sure it's roadworthy. It used to be every six months. It's only in the last couple of years they've changed it to annually. Cars in Australia, on average, are better than New Zealand cars because you've got lots of cars that were manufactured in Australia.
Starting point is 00:04:00 You only have to get it, what is it called? A WAF. You only have to get it, no, we call it roadworthy. We call it get a roadworthy on it if you're selling it. Really? I'm pretty sure. Or if you're like registering. So then the new owner gets it straight away.
Starting point is 00:04:16 It would be the same if you're buying one brand new. Yeah, if you're selling a car, it has to be safe to be on the road. We mainly import secondhand cars and people try and import the cheapest cars they can get. And so they're just dungers. Yeah, that makes sense. You're talking about all these issues, guys. There's one way to resolve that. Oh, not this again.
Starting point is 00:04:33 No, she's right, though. Catch the bus. Save the environment. Is there air con on the bus? Yeah. Oh, the new ones there is. And there's USB chargers. There's USB chargers.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Is there Wi-Fi? Guys, guess what I saw the other day A countdown in Grey Lynn So a fancy countdown Because it's in Grey Lynn A poodle No So they've got trolleys, right?
Starting point is 00:04:59 Get this They've got trolleys where you can And there's a phone holder On the front of the trolley. Nice. That's genius. So you can look at your shopping list. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:09 And it like locks in. That's genius. Like the ones you have like in your car. Yeah. Yeah. You know people are going to watch Netflix while they walk around the supermarket. So smart. And they're going to bang into each other because they're watching Netflix on their trolley.
Starting point is 00:05:22 It's like those, in America, I think they've got those Amazon supermarkets or whatever they are. And whenever you put the item in the, what do you call it, the trolley, it weighs it and it prices it and puts it on the screen so you can track everything. You just go out and they just go, beep, done. Oh, no, I don't like that. Well, you don't even check out.
Starting point is 00:05:37 You just walk out to your car. I don't like that. They had that, they trialled that out like years ago on pack and save. Do you remember you could scan your own stuff? How am I meant to pass off like cashews or whatever for another cheaper nut? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they've got you there.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Or, I mean, in the room, who has some grapes before they go to the checkout? Oh, not me. I would. I don't buy grapes, but I would. I'm more of a... Apple. You love to eat a whole apple before you get to the chicken. I sometimes do the like honey roasted nuts as lindels.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Oh, so you'll really take. Lindels. You've got to keep it in the same family so you can get away with it. No, because they're orange. So you're like, oh. Who doesn't have some? I have, when I get the Russian fudge from the pick and mix, I have a couple of bits of Russian fudge.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Oh, really? God, you guys are just dining out on everything. No, I've never done that, Mum. Grapes are free game. There's certain things where you can't just have a go at them.
Starting point is 00:06:33 I think Mum's always going to get arrested. And I've never done that. I think when we were kids, we'd get either lunch and all the little sausages and we'd buy them and then you'd just
Starting point is 00:06:43 go to the checkout because I'd eat them as a kid while we were just yeah but that's all right whereas the grapes have a they're done by weight yeah so it's okay yeah same with the nuts and fudge i've never done this before but have you guys ever done it where um you like buy a bag of chips or a pack of crackers or something and you like open the packet and start eating them. That's fine because you'd pay the same. I know you'd pay for it, but like...
Starting point is 00:07:08 I'm fine with it. It's frowned upon by some people. Sorry, you guys are talking about nuts. I had to have a nut. Why is it frowned upon? I don't understand. Because some people are uptight. Yeah, I was dating this guy and he bought shapes
Starting point is 00:07:18 and then we were at the start of the supermarket and I was really embarrassed walking around the supermarket because he was eating them. Why are you embarrassed though? Because he should wait the 10 minutes that the trip's gonna take us. Why? What if he's hungry now? Hang on, by the way, by the way, was that the date?
Starting point is 00:07:33 No. Let's hope not. Going to get some shapes. No. It's a cool date. I mean, actually, I wouldn't mind that. Depends what flavour shapes, what flavour shapes were they? I think they were barbecue. Okay, well that's alright then. Americans don't have shapes. What flavour? Huh? What flavour shapes were they? I think they were barbecue. Okay, well, that's all right then. Yeah. Americans don't have shapes.
Starting point is 00:07:48 And we have a lot of American listeners. They know what shapes are. Would they know what shapes are? Oh, actually, would they? They're yummy crackers. They're like savoury crackers. They're baked crackers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:58 But the seasoning is delicious. You'll have something. America's got the best snacks. You'll have something similar. Actually, should I Google it? What are shapes in America? They'll have a Dor's got the best snacks You'll have something similar Actually Should I google it What are shapes in America They'll have a Doritos product I reckon
Starting point is 00:08:10 Oh did you see They have Doritos crackers now Yeah But they've got them here Not the same as shapes No No Not the same
Starting point is 00:08:19 In America So I'm eating shapes We should play the game Guess what's in Brie's mouth I'll play Is it shapes? You got it That game was so good
Starting point is 00:08:35 The nine most common shapes Okay we're going to play that game again And it's going to be a nut in my mouth But your challenge is to guess what type of nut Close your eyes Okay, ready? Are you ready? Tell us when
Starting point is 00:08:52 It's like a nut in my mouth right now Spam I walked right into that one, didn't I? For those who were playing Cheers Cheers Cheers I walked right into that one, didn't I? Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! For those playing at home, it was an almond. Come.
Starting point is 00:09:13 No, Ben, get off my buttons. Yes, thank you, Ben. Oh, no, wait, sorry. Horse come. It's not a horse. That's enough. No, no, no Haven't you heard that story on a stage?
Starting point is 00:09:27 Goodbye, see you later, bye Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 G'day everybody, welcome to the show What's Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Starting point is 00:09:49 G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. What's Brie and Clint? What was that? Was that a burp? I know. I had a shape stuck in the back of my throat. Oh, of course you did. Brie's just ducked over the road before like 5 minutes before we started and come back with a box of shapes. Original flavour or barbecue flavour? Barbecue. Barbecue originals. And a packet of cookie beer, hundreds and thousands cookies. I love these.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Both good snacks. Weird combo. Like, together. It's a weird mouth pairing. This is an underrated cookie, I feel, in New Zealand. A hundred percent. Hundreds and thousands. I mean.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Totally. So much sugar, but I love it. Mate, if you're counting the sugar in it, you shouldn't be having a biscuit. Do you know what we got the other day? What? Not on purpose. Ended up with a bag of keto cookies. Oh, yeah. How are they?
Starting point is 00:10:30 Why? Why? Why? Why? So what's the difference? Are they raw? No sugar. Oh, they're no sugar.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah, because that's what keto is, isn't it? It's a no sugar diet. Yeah, I think you're right. No sugar, no carbs. You know what I find really interesting? Why is it that no matter what, if you put like a gluten product next to a non-gluten product, like the same thing, you can always tell which one is the non-gluten? Why can you tell?
Starting point is 00:11:02 Like you can always tell. You mean by looking at it? Yeah. Oh. It's usually less puffy. She's got a look about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, a dense look.
Starting point is 00:11:11 It looks more unleavened, doesn't it? Yeah. Probably something to do with the flour not being in it. Yeah, it could have something to do with it, couldn't it? Probably the lack of gluten, if I'm not mistaken. I really feel for people who are gluten intolerant. Totally. Horrible. Totally. Horrible.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Totally. It must make a lot of things hard. A lot of restaurants hard to eat at. And not to mention if you accidentally have some gluten. And that will make things hard as well. Horrible. Let's get into a game of Tradie vs. Lady to start the show. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Tradie vs. Lady. All right. We need two people to play Tradee v. Lady. You can pick up 50 bucks. All you need to do is beat the other person in a trivia quiz. Easy as that. We'll play for $50 cash if you win it. And we'll play after L-A-B.
Starting point is 00:11:56 This is Controller on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradee v. Lady. All right, here we go. Two people going head-to-head. First person to get three questions right will pick up the 50 bucks. At the moment, the tradies are slightly ahead.
Starting point is 00:12:15 So let's welcome a lady first. She's 30. She's from Christchurch. Her sister's name is Shelley and her name is Coral. Really? Coral? Hello. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Did your parents love the ocean? Obviously, yes. Obviously. Any more siblings? No. I don't know what would have been there. You've got a brother called Crab? Yes, exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Sand? No, nothing. Sandy. Sandy. That's a quality name for Sandy. Sandy. You've got to carry on the tradition. Yeah, totally.
Starting point is 00:12:43 You've got a daughter. Name is Sandy. Okay, you're going head to head with our tradie. He's 46. He's from Auckland, and he can jump over his own foot. I don't even know how it works. Welcome to the show, Cam. G'day, Cam.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Hey, g'day. I've tried to jump over my own foot before, and I nearly dislocated my shoulder. So props to you. Oh, thanks. Yeah, you don't want to try that at home in case you're not up to it. Yeah, no, I tried it at home. Bad idea. Here we Ah, thanks. Yeah, you don't want to try that at home in case you're not up to it. Yeah, no, I tried it at home.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Bad idea. Here we go, guys. $50 on the line. It's first to three correct answers is going to take out the prize. Good luck. Your buzzers are tradie and lady. Here we go. Question number one.
Starting point is 00:13:18 What currency do they use in Vietnam? Is it A, dong, B, yen, C, rupee or D? Tradee. Tradee. Cam. Dong? They do use dong. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Vietnamese dong. One to the tradees. Here comes question number two. 660 have pulled their scratchy off the shelves this week. Name one current member of the band. No Googling allowed. Trady, go ahead. Yes, Kem. Yeah, good work.
Starting point is 00:13:55 That is correct. The lead singer. All right, two to the tradies. You need this one, Coral here. Okay. We'll take it. Question number three. It's been 13 years since Liam Neeson performed the iconic speech on the movie Taken.
Starting point is 00:14:09 How old is Liam Neeson? Is it A, 74, B, 67, C, 70 or D, 68? Lady. Yes, Cam. Cam. C. C, 70. No. Coral, do you want to guess? Lady, 70. No.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Coral, do you want to guess? Lady, 68. 68 is correct. She's on the board. Good. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Here we go, question number four. This weekend is Auckland Anniversary Weekend.
Starting point is 00:14:38 What is the name of the tallest building in the City of Sales? Yes, Coral. The Sky Tower. We're all tied up. Two apiece. Here we go. Tiebreaker for the win. Question number five.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Popular in the 2000s, the OC was set in what county? Orange. Lady. Lady. Coral. Orange. Orange. Yeah, we'll give it to you.
Starting point is 00:15:01 She's got it. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Congratulations, Coral. Well done. Sorry, Cam, not your day. Unlucky. $50 on the way to Coral.
Starting point is 00:15:14 That's Tradiverse Lady. We play every day at 3 o'clock. What a comeback from Coral. Bree and Clint. Heads up, Pokemon fans. God, I love Pokemon. Listen up, Pokey nerds. I want to be the very best like no one ever was.
Starting point is 00:15:37 God, I loved it. I watched it so much, played all the Game Boy games, collected the cards and all of that stuff. Yeah. And apparently... And you managed to find a girlfriend. Yeah, crazy, eh? Good for me.
Starting point is 00:15:50 But, you know, these days, Pokemon cards are such a massive investment. Like, it's one of the biggest things in the world at the moment. Yeah, I've seen some people on TikTok who deal in, like, stocks and property and stuff like that. And then on the side, they're trading Pokemon cards to make money. Crazy, hey. Yeah. Logan Paul, not that we talk about him often,
Starting point is 00:16:10 but he's gotten massively into it and bought like a couple of really expensive cards. Ben was saying Gary Vee does a lot of Pokemon cards. He tells people to get into Pokemon cards, invest. Yeah. Anyway, and this might make you want to invest after hearing this story. There's an ultra rare Pokemon Blastoise card. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:30 And it went up for auction. Blastoise, the evolution of Squirtle? Squirtle? Of Wartortle, actually. Oh, Wartortle. It goes Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise. Got it, right. Yeah, it went up for auction last week
Starting point is 00:16:42 and it sold for a record amount for a Pokemon card. How much are we talking? The ultra-rare Blastoise Pokemon card sold for a record $500,000. For one Pokemon card? One card. Why Blastoise? Because is it something, like if you're actually using these cards and you're playing with them
Starting point is 00:17:08 can no one beat Blastoise? Is that why you'd pay $500,000? I don't think people are using them. Is it like having a joker when you're playing Last Card? I think it's based on how many of like certain cards were printed which makes them more rare obviously. Makes more sense. But I
Starting point is 00:17:24 do understand, I'm pretty sure Charizard holographic cards are the most rare and the ones that people want the most. Okay. And I looked it up and apparently before this card, there was the Charizard, two Charizard cards have the record and they were sold for $512,000. That's mental money. How do you know if you're sitting on a half a million dollar Charizard
Starting point is 00:17:47 or Blastoise right now? I've done some research. Yeah. One of the things you have to look for, like the best cards to have are what they call the first edition cards. So they're the first cards that were printed that they released. And to do that, it's like over to the left of the card and it just says literally Edition 1 on the card.
Starting point is 00:18:07 I got my mum because I was so excited when I saw some of these videos floating around and I was like, oh, my God, I've got holographic cards. I've got Pokemon cards. I'm old. It means my cards are old. Surely. So I called my mum and I was like, mum, you need to find my Pokemon cards. Anyway, she sent them to me.
Starting point is 00:18:25 They're like fourth or fifth edition. Oh, stink. Have we got a price check on those at all? Yeah, they're not worth much. They're like, ah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You keep them. These would make good coasters.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Good memories. I've got Oddbods at home. If anyone remembers Oddbods, they came in the chip packets. Oh, I think we called them Tarzos in Australia. No, those are the round things, aren't they? Yeah, What's an oddbod? They came in the chip packets. Oh, I think we called them tarzos in Australia. No, those are the round things, aren't they? Yeah, what's an oddbod? An oddbod's an actual trading card. Oh.
Starting point is 00:18:51 People will know what oddbods are. Right. Yeah, yeah. And were these traded in the prehistoric era? No, they were traded in the 90s, okay? And I've never had them valued, but I think I could be sitting on some money. Do you actually? Yeah, I've got a... valued but I think I could be sitting on some money. Do you actually? Yeah, I've got a...
Starting point is 00:19:08 Oh, I do remember those. You do remember Oddbods, right? Yeah, I've got a... What is the one? Doc Strange? Hot? Oh, I don't know. I've got some good ones
Starting point is 00:19:17 but I've never had them valued. I'd love to hear from some people this afternoon who know they're sitting on rare or valuable trading cards. Yeah, what cards do you have? We'll take baseball cards because I know baseball cards can go for a lot of money. Do you have All Blacks cards that they used to give out at the Shell service stations? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Do you know that you have some sort of card, it can be any type, that goes for quite a bit of money? Oh, 800 dial ZM. Doc Fever, that's his name. I've got a Doc Fever Hot. That's the one I've got. Cool, man. Well, you can text us about your card on 9696.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Bree and Clint. A lot of text coming through on this because we're asking you, do you have an expensive card? And by that we mean Pokemon cards, playing cards, baseball cards, basketball cards. Any kind of trading card. Any kind of trading card. Any type of trading card.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Yeah. Because the Pokemon trading card game scene is bolting through, isn't it? Someone's just sold a Blastoise for half a million dollars. Half a million bucks. That's right. A few people on the text machine are like, I'm calling my mum now to see if she's got my Pokemon cards. How gutted will you be if she got rid of them in a clean out?
Starting point is 00:20:27 Oh, devastated. And then you never know if you actually had a first edition. Let's get them on. Let's see what James has got. Hey, James. Hi, James. G'day. What do you have that you think is worth a bit of money?
Starting point is 00:20:38 So I've got a Miami Iceberg collection, and then there's a rookie card, a Polo Hero autographed sneaker card that's worth over $1,000. You've got $1,000 sneaker card. That's nice. What are you going to do with that? Are you going to sell it or does it have a special meaning to you? It's in the vault.
Starting point is 00:20:55 It's in the vault. With the rest of the cards. Yeah, right. We'll pass it down. Yeah, fair enough. Keep it in the vault. It survives the fire. Let's go to Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, hi. What do you have that's worth a bit of money in trading cards? So I have four booster boxes that I bought just before lockdown for $100 each that are now going for about $4,000. What's a booster box? So it's four packs of 13 cards.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Oh, yeah, I know the one, like a top-up for your existing card collection. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Are they Pokemon? Yeah, Pokemon cards. No, so it's a New Zealand card game called Flesh and Blood. Flesh and Blood. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:35 God, how good is that? How many packs did you buy? I probably thought you bought more. Yeah, I only got four, unfortunately. And they're worth four grand each? Yeah, four grand each now. I bought them for $100 each. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:46 You're putting your day out. Good work. I like that. That's cool. Well done. Let's go to Phoebe. Hi, Phoebe. Hello.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Phoebes, tell us, how much was the card worth? $10,000. $10,000? Yeah, I have my dad's first edition Yoda card. Star Wars, first edition Star Wars Yoda card. Yeah, my dad's always been obsessed with Star Wars. And once he passed away in 2017, I got his collection and Yoda was in it. Wow.
Starting point is 00:22:13 You can't sell it though. That's the problem, right? Yeah. Would your dad want you to sell it? You know? Yeah, he'd probably want me to keep it, but then he'd be like, oh, just a waste. If it got over $100,000, I think dad probably want me to keep it, but then he'd be like, oh, just stay away. If it got over a hundred grand, I think Dad would want you to sell it.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Yeah, sell it. If it goes crazy, Dad would be like, he'll come to you via the force and he'll go, sell the card, Phoebe. Oh, yes. And he'd be like,
Starting point is 00:22:35 it's a house deposit, get it. Totally. Yeah, totally. Totally. Yeah, I bet your dad would want you to do that. One last text on this. Someone texted through, because we're talking about Pokemon cards
Starting point is 00:22:44 and just trading cards. Someone said, I had a first edition Charizard holographic, and I showed it to someone in class and the teacher took it from me. I never got it back. You're kidding.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Fine, that teacher. They're probably living in the Maldives or something. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Halsey's pregnant. Who's the daddy? This is exciting news. We didn't even know that she was in this relationship,
Starting point is 00:23:19 but Halsey and her baby daddy, his name is Alev Aydin. He's a screenwriter in LA, in Hollywood. They have announced that they are having a baby together. This is very exciting news. You know, as we talked about on the show recently, she's bought the house that is a haunted house in Malibu from Liam Payne. I thought it was haunted by Liam Payne. It's not, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Liam Payne's still around. He's still here. So, basically, exactly. So, exciting He's still here. So basically... Exactly. So exciting news for Halsey. None of us knew that she was pregnant or in a relationship or anything. And we all thought she was 45, but she's only 26, would you believe? She's only 26? 26, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:54 She's done a baby bump shoot on her Instagram. How cute. She's properly pregnant. Is she? How many weeks, I wonder? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. She's got full bump on display, though.
Starting point is 00:24:04 So whatever part of the pregnancy that is, that's where she's at. She's been able to keep her entire relationship on the down low. Yeah, it's impressive. Yeah. Very impressive from her. She must have had a lot of throwback photos loaded up in her camera roll. Because she's still been posing. She posted two days before that.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Oh, she thought about this. Yeah. Smart. She's made it work. Well planned. That's what Dean does when he eats food over Thanksgiving. When he has a cheat day. Yeah, when he has a cheat day.
Starting point is 00:24:30 He has heaps of photos on his photo reel ready to go. Dean hasn't uploaded a current photo for three years. Yeah, yeah. It's all an illusion. We know you, Dean. That's the latest. Thanks to the shadow in the cloud. It's in cinemas on the 4th of February.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Don't miss it. Brie and Clint. Tell us how we can win these Smeg knives. No, I don't have any Smeg knives for you. You just said Smeg knives and we're sitting here waiting. I reckon people who got Smeg knives for Christmas would have been happy. They were that popular, you know. We're talking about the knives that people have been collecting
Starting point is 00:25:05 from New World over summer with the stickers. They're such good knives and they were so popular. People have been going crazy for these things. They're all gone. From what I can tell, my local New World, all gone. Every New World I've been to, they're all gone. And people are going a bit cuckoo for Smeg knives. Look, I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I was pretty keen on the knives, but I soon realised that in a flat where you take it in turns cooking, I wasn't going to be able to earn enough tickets. Oh, I see what you mean. Also, you've got to trust your flatmates with your good knives. It's not the perfect situation. Exactly. I was at New World
Starting point is 00:25:39 today, my local New World, and at the self-checkout, and one of the checkout operators was on the phone at the end of it, and I listened to her phone call and she was going, no, sorry, actually, no, no, no. No, we've run out, no, yeah, we have run out of knives. Yes, sorry.
Starting point is 00:25:56 No, from what I understand, most New Worlds, they are gone now, the knives, yes, no. Very sorry about that. Okay, thank you, bye. And and she hung up and I said to her how many times a day do you get that phone call she said about 10 times a day at the moment she said that's not the weirdest thing she said on the weekend this is the employee of New World she was out in town and she said she was having a rager it was about one o'clock in the morning
Starting point is 00:26:20 and someone came up to her at a bar and said to her, hey, I recognise you from New World. Have you got any smeg knives left? Oh, my God. And she goes, no, I don't have any smeg knives left. Leave me alone. The Frisco's lady would always get that. She would always get that. Hey, you guys got a sale on at the moment?
Starting point is 00:26:39 Do you ever feel bad because you got so many knives, like you collected so many? Look, I am delivering this news from an ivory tower where I have the whole set. Do you? I do have the whole set, yeah. Well, I did not know we was sitting in amongst
Starting point is 00:26:58 these people. Producer Ben, Clint's got the whole set. I didn't get the knife block though. I haven't got the knife block. Oh, heaven forbid! Ever won something pretty big? Money or Clint's got the whole set. I didn't get the knife block, though. I haven't got the knife block. Oh, heaven forbid! Bree and Clint. Ever won something pretty big, money or a car or a boat or something, and kept it a secret? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:15 I don't think I've ever won anything big. Like a big prize, but you did not tell anyone. Qualify big. Like, what are we talking about? Oh, I don't know. It depends. Like, something that, you know, is a fit. Like, anything over five grand, I reckon.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Yeah, I think anything in the thousands. Anything in the thousands, yeah. You win five grand and your family start treating you different. They're like, oh, okay. Can I borrow some money? I hope you're paying for Christmas this year, Mr. Moneybags. Like, it's five grand, not 500. It was interesting, last week I did a thing on my Instagram
Starting point is 00:27:48 Where I asked people to send me in their deepest and darkest secrets And I got quite a few ones from people who have won the lotto Yeah And they all said, so there was one person who wrote in And they said that they'd won over $3 million in the lotto. Whoa. And they'd kept it a secret from all of their friends and get this in their family. That's got me thinking.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Could you really keep $3 million a secret? I guess you could. You could. Keep it in the bank and take care of all your business. You just can't go splashing on anything. I guess you can. You can say you got a raise at work. Yeah, but it has to be relative, right?
Starting point is 00:28:28 It all has to be within proportion. Say you got a loan for the jet ski. Because if you work at, I don't know, if you work at Pack and Save and then you pull up in a Lamborghini, it's not realistic that you got a raise. That's what I mean. I mean, it could have been.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Maybe you could go from Suzuki Swift to Suzuki Soft Sport. You'd have to keep it all in context. It's interesting because I got another one that said they're with someone and that person thinks that they earn a lot of money. Yeah. And they told me, they said, in actual fact, I won the lotto. I won the lotto, yeah. And I, yeah, literally just won the lotto,
Starting point is 00:29:04 but they think I just earn a lot of money at my job. Do they work at all? They do work. Yeah. Because they also won around $4 million as well. And they said to me, because I was like, were you with the person already or did you win beforehand? They were like, no, I won before I got together with this person.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Yeah. Because, I mean, that's even harder. Yeah, that's such a good point. Even harder to keep that a secret if you're with them at the time. Well, also, it's an ethical question because if your partner won and you were together and they didn't tell you, you'd be really offended. You'd be like, well, why didn't you share the news with me at least?
Starting point is 00:29:41 You know? Yeah. And then share the money with me. Yeah. Why don't I get some? Well, yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah. That's what you're thinking. No, I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yeah, you are. No, because then you're keeping secrets. You're keeping secrets. It doesn't matter about the money. It means you're keeping a secret in your relationship. There's a problem if your partner's keeping that a secret from you. Or if you feel like you need to, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:02 There's an underlying issue there, I think. Do you reckon there's any lotto winners that listen to this show? Yeah, I reckon there is. You reckon? Yeah, of course. Someone's got to win it. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Are they listening right now? Could be. Do they want to call and tell us how much they've got and do they need a new best friend? You can remain anonymous. Do they need someone to hang out with this weekend? You're not helping this situation. Do they need someone to hang out with this weekend? You're not helping this situation. Do they need someone who enjoys
Starting point is 00:30:28 the finer things in life to help them enjoy the finer things in life? Because I'm available is all I'm saying. I'm available. Right. Well, you don't have to talk to Clint, but you can call and talk to me if you'd like. 0800 dial ZM. Have you won the lotto or a big prize or
Starting point is 00:30:43 something? Did you keep it a secret? Yeah, did you keep it a secret from certain people? And why? You can text us as well on 9696. I don't have access to the text machine so I won't be replying to you. Don't worry, it'll just be me. We're talking
Starting point is 00:31:00 big lotto wins that you've kept a secret or just big prize wins, right? Yeah, have you won the lotto? And how much did you win? Who did you keep it a secret from? Annoyingly, our phones are playing up again, but one person has managed to get through before they crashed. Yes, we got one. So, Anonymous,
Starting point is 00:31:16 you're our only, you may, Anonymous, you may be the last person that we speak to today. No pressure. Welcome to the show. That is brilliant. I feel like it's going to be a good one, Anonymous. Tell us, how much money did you win? $15,000. Nice.
Starting point is 00:31:33 That's a good amount of money. That's a nice little cash injection. It's a solid amount of money, yeah. Okay. How did you win it? Okay. So basically, you know the pokies? Yeah. You know the pokies? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:46 You know the pokies. It was kind of like pokies online. Pokies online. I have heard of that. I've seen that before. Okay, anonymous. Basically, I had heard a good story about it before. So I was like, I'm just going to try it out.
Starting point is 00:32:00 I'm going to cheekily just put in $20 and see what happens. And boom, $15,000 later. Okay, this sounds like a real good ad for online gambling. But it's not. It's not, okay. It's not. So we've just got to say that. Why did you feel like you needed to keep it a secret?
Starting point is 00:32:17 Well, just because, like, it's a lot of money, but it's also, you know, like, $1,000 can go really quickly. So it's sort of like, I don't know, it's sort of keep it to yourself just in case. Just in case anything were to go wrong, you know, like $1,000 can go really quickly. So it's sort of like, I don't know, it's sort of keep it to yourself just in case. Just in case anything were to go wrong, you know? Anonymous, did you have a partner or, you know, were you with anyone at the time? No, no.
Starting point is 00:32:35 And I was actually going to say Bree. Yes. Seeing as I have $15,000, if you ever become single any time soon, I'd love to take you out for a drink. Wow. Well, yeah, how much of that 15 grand do you have left? Well, all of it.
Starting point is 00:32:50 All of it. Cha-cha-ching. All of it. You know where to find me. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate the call. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. NZ Herald's new podcast, The Front Page, is your short, sharp daily news podcast.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Join me, Damien Venuto, every weekday morning as I chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to The Front Page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. So apparently today it's 13 years since Liam Neeson did that iconic speech in the movie Taken. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is a very particular set of skills. Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:43 I will find you and I will kill you. It's iconic, being used in multiple things, being, you know, used heaps. And I thought to celebrate that it's 13 years old today, we could call my mum and pretend. That you've been kidnapped? No. That would be taking it too far. What we've done is we've taken the whole speech
Starting point is 00:34:09 that Liam Neeson does in the movie and we've put different sound bites on our system here at work. So we're going to try and call my mum and only use sound bites of Liam Neeson to talk to her. Best bit is you're going to control the soundboard, which you don't usually do. So this is either going to be really awesome or really bad.
Starting point is 00:34:30 This could be a disaster. Your mum's on the line. Let's do it. Okay, Donald! Hello? I don't know who you are. Diane Thomasel. I don't know what you want.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Oh, Liam. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. No, just come to my house, Liam Nilsen. That'll be great. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Yeah, what kind? Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Mate, if you had my daughter, I'd kill you in a flash. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will find you. And I will f*** you Oh, he does have a sexy voice, doesn't he, Brianna? Oh my goodness me I will find you and I will kill you
Starting point is 00:35:37 No, I don't believe the line was, Kelly I believe he might have said something else in there We had to beep it out Oh, yeah Yeah, he was going to get your motor running, Mum. I tell you what, he's got the sexiest, nasty voice you've ever heard, hasn't he? Holy smokes. Weren't you having the best time ever?
Starting point is 00:35:54 Ooh. What else? Tell me something else, Liam. Hey, Mum, hold on. Wait, Liam's got one other thing. I will find you and I will **** you. All right, all right. Rev it up you. And I will f*** you. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Okay, drop. Get down. Brian Clint. This is a weird story, this one. It's about a mass gathering where COVID-19 has spread.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Not here in New Zealand, okay? Not here in New Zealand. Calm down. We're all good at the moment. Keep scanning the app. Keep washing your hands. Stay home if you're sick. You know the deal. This one's We're all good at the moment. Keep scanning the app. Keep washing your hands. Stay home if you're sick. You know the deal.
Starting point is 00:36:25 This one's from Chile. Okay. This story. Where 15 people have tested positive. It's not funny. For COVID-19 after attending a cat's birthday party. Can you imagine? These people are like, right, we can go to this cat's birthday party.
Starting point is 00:36:44 No one will know. No one will know. No one will know. It's just our thing. The cat won't post about it on Instagram. People from work don't need to find out that we're into, you know, going to cat's birthday parties and then neck-minding it. The feline-focused festivities took place at the cat owner's home in Santo Domingo in Chile.
Starting point is 00:37:03 And the owner, who is thought to be patient zero, is reported to have invited 10 people to her house for her cat's big day. Were they the cat's friends? Or was it her friends? That's what I want to know. Officials who had to investigate this thought it was a lie. They were like, no, you weren't.
Starting point is 00:37:23 No, no. How did you all get this virus? Because there's no way you were at a cat's birthday party. They're like, no, you weren't. Tell the truth. Cat's birthday party. Anyway, they've had the story corroborated and it's true. They got COVID-19 at a cat's birthday party.
Starting point is 00:37:38 What do you reckon they pin the tail on at a cat's birthday party? What food do they serve? Oh, I reckon there'd be heaps of good stuff. There'd be tuna casserole, tuna cupcakes. I'm a cat guy. I got cats. I don't mind saying, I don't mind going on the record as saying I'm a cat guy. No, I've never thrown them a party.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Yeah. Did I make them a special meal for their first birthday? Yeah. That's fine. Yeah, I did, but I kept it private. It was more invite-less. It was me and the cats. You didn't put that on Instagram?
Starting point is 00:38:03 Yeah. Oh, I might have put it on Instagram. Yeah, I reckon you would have. But, but, but, but, but, they're five now. We don't do that anymore. It was me and the cats. You didn't put that on Instagram? Yeah. Oh, I might have put it on Instagram. Yeah, I reckon you would have. But, but, but, but, but, they're five now. We don't do that anymore. They don't love the cats. Oh, that's a bit rough. I just forget their birthday now.
Starting point is 00:38:12 What's a cat's, like, 21st? Like, when does a cat, you know, is it 12? Is it five? Is it seven? What is it? Let's check. Hang on. Oh, yeah, check in cat years.
Starting point is 00:38:22 What? 21 cat years. In cat years in human years. Yeah. How many years? Because you might have missed it and that's horrible. I think the cats are five. I think they're closer to like 39. So the cats are older than you now.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Oh, it only does it backwards. 21 in human years is 100 in cat years. So if you've got a 21-year-old cat, that cat is 100. Who's got a 21-year-old cat? Actually, we've got a 21-year-old cat, that cat is 100. Who's got a 21-year-old cat? Actually, we've got an 18-year-old cat at our house. Okay, I can tell you how old that cat is. Shout out to Shizzle. Yeah, how old's Shizzle?
Starting point is 00:38:53 So your 18-year-old cat. She's a cranky old bag, I know that. Your 18-year-old cat at home. Yeah. Who regularly spews on the couch and the floor and the carpet. All of that, yeah. And the bed. She's 88 years old.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Well, fair enough then. She can do whatever she wants. She's old. Throw her a party for her 90th. Okay, good deal. Just put up one of those codes to scan in. Good idea. I want to talk age gaps for a second
Starting point is 00:39:20 because there's this show over in the UK and it's called Celebs Go Dating. Yeah. And it's where, you know, semi-famous people go on the show and they try and find love. Semi-famous being the operative word? Well, I have never heard of these people before. I think it's a great idea for a show.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Yeah. Because I'd love to see what celebrities are like on a date. It'd be great to do a New Zealand version. Yeah, I just don't think you'd get any real big celebs. That's the problem. I mean, it's pretty personal to share that stuff. Anyway, there's a guy named Wayne Linker and he is a nightclub owner and I think an actor. And anyway, he's talking to this other guy called Tom and they're talking about a potential love interest that Wayne has.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Okay, is Wayne heterosexual? So Wayne's heterosexual. He's 58 and he's interested in this girl called Carla. Got it. So take a listen. She's 31 though, bro. She's 31. I've never met a girl above 30 in my life.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Swear. Never. And he's 58. How old's Hannah, if you don't mind me asking? She's 31 though, bro. She's 31. I've never been out with a girl above 30 in my life. Swear. Never. And he's 58. How old's Hannah, if you don't mind me asking? She's 39. Personally, I think you'd be happier with someone you know is going to be longevity. I feel happy that you meet someone. Yeah, I'm ready for that, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I'm too loose single, bro. I'm just too loose, bro. You're too wild. You can't be contained. I need to calm down. Who says bro at 58? That's what I picked up on too. Like, not that you can't, but that guy's talking like he's 23.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yeah. I'm too loose, bro. Well, he thinks he's 23 because he doesn't date any females over the age of 30. I mean. It's his rule. I mean, good for you if you know what you're into. I just don't think that you can limit yourself to like an age bracket. Like, how do you, like, I think you're just that you can limit yourself to an age bracket.
Starting point is 00:41:08 You're limiting your own happiness. I just think if you're 58 and you're single, that's probably a good indication that maybe change something up and date someone a little bit older. What would he do if he had a girlfriend and she was 29 and her birthday
Starting point is 00:41:23 was coming up? How does that work? Well, that's a good question. You'd have to get rid of her. There's goes TikTok, love. Sorry, you're turning 30 this year. Yeah. I got you a suitcase for your birthday. Pack it and get the hell out. As my favourite singer Ariana Grande once said, thank you, next.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Like, anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a non-judgmental way this afternoon We want to talk about age gap love Because we'd love you to call if you have an age gap love This isn't the same thing It's not like you saying I refuse to date people Who are older than a certain age Because I truly believe there can be a big age gap
Starting point is 00:41:59 And it works That does exist of course it does We would love to hear from anyone today Whose relationship Age gap spans What? works. That does exist. Of course it does. We would love to hear from anyone today whose relationship age gap spans, what, 15 years plus? Whoa! I'm going to say 10 plus. 10 plus.
Starting point is 00:42:14 And we'll see what we get. Okay, alright. 10 plus. Alright, yeah, I guess well, 22 to 32. Is that a major? Does that feel like a major? Well, isn't it interesting? It depends on the bracket. On the bracket, like where you are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Like 32 to 42. Yeah. We'll see what we get. We'll see what we get. If you think that your relationship has a big age gap in it, we would love to hear about it this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We're talking about age gap love.
Starting point is 00:42:44 That's right. On a show over in the UK, there's a guy who's 58 on there, and he says, I've never in my life dated someone over the age of 30. And he's 58. He's 58 and his cutoff is 30. Yeah, he's like, as soon as they turn 30, I kick them to the curb. What was the guy's name? I actually can't remember.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Wayne Kerr. Wayne. Yeah, Wayne Linker. Wayne Kerr. Literally. This is a no judgment segment where we're going to park that and we're going to talk to you guys about age gap love. Do you have an age gap in your relationship?
Starting point is 00:43:19 Before we do, do you want to run the formula over each other? Yeah. What is the formula? The formula dictates the youngest person that it's appropriate for you to be with. Oh, I want to know mine. I don't know why because I'm in a relationship, but it's interesting to know. Well, you need to know if your partner's old enough. Well, let's hope so.
Starting point is 00:43:35 So the formula is... Too late now. This is the youngest you can date, halve your age and add seven. So you're 32. Yeah. Divide that by two is 16, plus seven. Your lowest you can date is currently 23. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:50 I mean, that's a pretty good age range. Yeah, it means Brooklyn Beckham's off limits. Well, this is bullshit. Let's go to Carl. Carl's here. Hi, Carl. Yeah, hi, mate. How you going?
Starting point is 00:44:00 Good. You got an age gap love going on? Yeah, definitely do. Which way? Who's the older person in the relationship? My current partner is. Okay. Ooh, interesting, Carl.
Starting point is 00:44:10 So wait, let's go with how old are you? I'm 24. 24. Okay. And how old's your partner? 43. 43. Oh, lady.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Is it a lady? Is it a lady? Yeah. Okay, cool. Where did you meet, Carl? It's actually my best friend's sister. It's your best friend's sister. I thought you were about to say it's your best friend's mum.
Starting point is 00:44:31 I was like, oh, no. How old did you say you were, Carl? 24. 24. Oh, I've just done the formula on your partner, and you're four and a half years too young for her, Carl. That's all good. Yeah, but Carl sounds mature, though. Okay, fascinating. Thank you for the call, Carl. Let's all good. Yeah, but Carl sounds mature, though.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Okay, fascinating. Thank you for the call, Carl. Let's go to Sarah. Hey, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Age gap love. Are you doing it?
Starting point is 00:44:53 Absolutely. How old are you, Sarah? I am 25. Okay, and how old's your partner? 49. 49. Right, and where did you meet this person? So we worked together for the last five, six years,
Starting point is 00:45:09 and then we've only just been together for the last two and a half. Has he, because he's 49, he's lived obviously a longer life. That goes without saying. Has he been married before? Does he have kids? No, he's never been married. He's never had kids. He's never really had a relationship,
Starting point is 00:45:24 so I'm actually his first relationship You've got a fresh one Really? You've got a fresh 49-year-old Which, that's quite unusual Yeah, no baggage Yeah Yeah, interesting
Starting point is 00:45:32 Did he come with, like, heaps of properties and a boat or something? No, he was actually living in a rental We'd just bought our first house about a year ago Wow That's nice How old did you say you were, Sarah? 25 25, right So when you got together, you
Starting point is 00:45:48 were? I was 23. Yeah. And he was what, 47? Look, I'm not going to do the formula on him because I don't need to. I don't think it's in the bracket. But if you guys are happy, we're happy for you. Thanks, Sarah. I just want to read out a few texts that are coming through on this age gap love. Someone said, one of my friends I went to school with, her dad was 63 when she was starting high school and her mum was just turning 30. Whoa. That's a big... I'm not going to do the formula on that one either. Let's not do the formula. Let's go to Tony. G'day, Tony. G'day, Tony. How's it going? Good. Thanks, Tony. Do you have an age gap love? Yeah, just
Starting point is 00:46:26 a little one. Okay, let's go with how old are you? 59. 59, alright. And how old's your partner? 31. Oh jeez, Tony. Tony, Tony, I've just done the formula in my head and it doesn't work, brother. I can just picture, Tony. Can I just picture, let's be honest, Tony driving in his car on the way home and he hears ZM go, call up for age love, and Tony goes, oh, here's my opportunity. To have a little brag. Come on, Tony.
Starting point is 00:46:59 You're pretty right, actually. Yes, Tony. Good for you, Tony. You guys happy? You both happy? Yeah, we've been together for 10 years. Good start. Tony! Oh, yeah, actually. Yes, Tony. There we go. Good for you, Tony. You guys happy? You both happy? Yeah, we've been together for 10 years. Good start. Tony!
Starting point is 00:47:08 Oh, yeah, geez. All right. Thanks, mate. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Sorry, I'm still reading the text on that age gap. Love, there's so many. It's an age-old topic. It is. Every time, you just get the most interesting stuff, eh? It delivers. I'm really glad that we got a story that was the other way, that it was a guy dating an older woman. Oh, that was the first one.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Yeah. Yeah. Because those still really, those really stand out. That's my auntie. Yeah. Currently. No, not currently. That time.
Starting point is 00:47:46 But yeah, this time, no, it's around the same age. But then at one stage she dated a guy for about six years and there was, I think it was. The guy with the black marker pen. 20. Yeah, no, that was after that. Yeah, 20 years difference. If you want a ripping good story, go to our Facebook page
Starting point is 00:48:03 and search Vivid. I think that'll find you a video. What does it involve? It involves a first date. A trip down south. Trip down south. Some grey hairs. Some grey hairs in a black magic marker.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Go have a look. Let's get into birthday bagging. Who's up first? Letitia. Hey, Letitia. Hey, Letitia. Hi, Letitia. Hi, hi. Good.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Sorry, I just said good and you didn't say how are you. That was awkward. Letitia, what's your birthday? Can we move on from this? Yes, we might. It's 30 July 1984. Thank you so much. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 30th of July,
Starting point is 00:48:49 and this is your birthday banger. Winner. Bit early, but I reckon winner. I am obsessed with that song. What do you think, Mae? I love it. I love it. So good. What year was it? The year 2000. Year 2000. Okay, wait there, Leticia. Let's go to
Starting point is 00:49:11 Jay. Hi, Jay. G'day, Jay. Hi. Hi. How's things, Jay? Pretty well. Did you say pretty bad? You said pretty well. Oh, pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. This is not going well for me today. Hey, I was going to say, at least you're honest. Jay, what's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:49:29 It's 13th of June, 1998. All right, you were 16 in 2014 on the 13th of June. And in 2014, this had a number one hit. Oh, what a throwback. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nico and Vince. Yep. This, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nico and Vince. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Yep. This was massive, wasn't it? Was this... Mm-hmm. Is this song seven years old? Yeah. Wow. What do you think, Jay? I think it's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I love it, yeah. Yeah, I think it's a great birthday banger, Jay. I quite liked that one, yeah. Let's get Daniel on. Hey, Daniel. Hi, Dan. Hey, Jay, how you going? Good, mate.
Starting point is 00:50:03 How are you? Yeah, going well. That's good. Let's do your birthday, Dan. Hey, team. How you going? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, going well. That's good. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 25th of July, 79. All right. You were 16 in 1995 on the 25th of July.
Starting point is 00:50:15 And in the mid-90s, this went to number one. I'll be there for you. When the rain starts to fall. Whoa. The remembrance. The Friends theme song. Are you happy, Daniel? Whoa.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Iconic, but I don't know about that one. Yeah. It's one of those ones when you watch Friends, you only have to listen to like... The chorus. Yeah. Or like the chorus and a little... And a little bit more.
Starting point is 00:50:41 It doesn't hold up for a whole song. I guess that's what we have to decide, don't we? Yeah, fair enough. Good throwback though, Dan. Good throwback. Okay, we have Anastasia. We have... It is Anastasia, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah, Anastasia. I get confused now that we have an Anastasia as part of our team. I'm like, nah, her name couldn't have been Anastasia. No, it was. Because at the time when the artist was out, I was like, man, what a weird name. And now we work with someone called Anastasia and it's just normalised. I don't understand why you would ever think that Anastasia is a weird name. I think that's like a real normal name.
Starting point is 00:51:11 I think that now that I know an Anastasia, okay, Anastasia normalised Anastasia for me. But Anastasia, let's just play the song. It's the winner. Tessa, you're the winner. Yay! Weird was the wrong wording. It's exotic. The name's exotic. Is it? Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Get ready to belt this one with this exotic name and a thunch here. Brian Clemson. Now baby come on Don't claim that love You never let me fear I should've known Don't claim that love, you never let me feel.
Starting point is 00:51:45 I should have known, cause you brought nothing real. Come on, be a man about it, you won't die. I ain't got no more tears to cry, and I can't take this no more. You know I gotta let it go. And you know. I'm out of luck. Set me free. And let me out this misery.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Just show me the way to get my life again. You can't handle me. Said I'm out of luck Can't you see Baby that you've got to set me free I'm out of luck Yeah Said how many times
Starting point is 00:52:40 Have I tried to turn this another round But every time You just let me down Come on, be a man about it You'll survive Sure that you can work it out All right, tell me your scripting Did you know
Starting point is 00:53:03 I'd be the one to let you go And you know I don't know. My life again. You can't handle me. Set up my life. I'm not alone. Can't you see? Baby, you gotta set me free. I'm not your mother. Let me get over you. The way you gotten over me too, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Seems like my time has come and now I'm moving on. I know. To give my life again You can't handle me Set me free Set me free Get me out this misery To give my life again You can't handle me Set me free Can't you see
Starting point is 00:54:25 Can't you see You gotta set me free I'm not in love I'm not in love Set me free No, no, no, no, no, no I'm in misery I'm in misery
Starting point is 00:54:42 Show me the way I'm alive again I'm alive again The winner of Birthday Banger for Letitia today is Anastasia, I'm Outta Love. Good winner. That's a good song. What about it? All my life I've been waiting for you Okay, that's not Anastasia. That's not what I...
Starting point is 00:54:58 Who were you playing just then? It says Anastasia left outside alone. Yeah, that's her. Is this her? Oh, that doesn't sound like her. Yeah, that's her. Is this her? Oh, that doesn't sound like her. Wait, wait, let's just wait. This is a cover. Oh yeah, that's not her.
Starting point is 00:55:19 What's going on there? Who did that? Who put that rinky dink cover in there? That's awkward. Let's play some new comments. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line?
Starting point is 00:55:43 That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. It's our movie guessing game that doesn't normally get played at this time, so maybe you've never heard it. Brie knows her movies, and your challenge is to outguess her at movie plot lines. That's right. Let's go. Connor's going to play.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Hey, Connor. G'day, Connor. Heya. You know your movies, Connor? Yeah. Connor's going to play. Hey, Connor. G'day, Connor. Hey-ya. You know your movies, Connor? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:56:09 We're playing for a subcard this afternoon, a $50 subcard. Buzz in with your name if you want to have a guess. You don't have to wait until I finish the plot line. You can go whenever you want, but if you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. Awesome. Good luck, everybody. First to two wins.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Today's theme. Movies about time travel. Oh. Next week, we will drive the DeLorean from Christchurch to Invercargill for the show. So today, movies about time travel. Here we go. Movie number one. Chicago librarian Henry de Tombelle suffers from a rare genetic disorder
Starting point is 00:56:46 that causes him to drift uncontrollably back and forth through time. Brie. Brie. Connor. The Time Traveller's Wife. The Time Traveller's Wife. Is correct. Did you know that one, Connor?
Starting point is 00:57:04 Yeah. Yeah, okay. It's got Eric Banner in it. It does. It's got Rachel Mc you know that one, Connor? Yeah. Yeah, okay. It's got Eric Banner in it. It does. It's got Rachel McAdams in it. She's weirdly in two time travel movies. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Interesting. Okay, here we go. Movie number two. You need this one to stay in the game, okay, Connor? Okay. In a future society, time travel exists, but it's only... Connor.
Starting point is 00:57:26 The Matrix. The Matrix. Oh, that's a good guess. That could be it. Is incorrect. Free guess, Bree. Trying to think of all the time travelling movies that I've seen. They all follow that plot line.
Starting point is 00:57:43 No, I don't know. Okay, I'll keep going. You can buzz in again, Connor. In the future society where time travel exists but it's only available to those with the means to pay for it
Starting point is 00:57:51 on the black market. Bree. Looper. Looper's correct. Yes! That's it. That's the end of the game. Sorry, Connor.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Sorry, Connor. Awesome. Okay. See you, mate. Good attitude. Great attitude. So what? I lost? Fantastic. Good stuff. Call anytime, mate. Good attitude. Great attitude. So what? I lost?
Starting point is 00:58:07 Fantastic. Good stuff. Call any time, Connor. We like your energy. That's what's the plot. Before we hit the road in our very own time machine next week, the DeLorean. If you want to see her, she's up now on our Instagram. Oh, it's a her.
Starting point is 00:58:19 Brie and Clint. Yeah, it's a her. Sexy. All ships are a her. Brie and Clint. You know, sometimes on this show we talk so much crap. Sometimes. Yeah, all the time, that eventually something sticks. We talk so much crap in here that after the show,
Starting point is 00:58:37 the producers have to come in with a can of Glade. They brush our teeth for us. It's great. But anyway, at the start of this week, you brought to my attention something to do. Oh, it was the COVID tracing app. Yeah, we tried to come up with ways to get people to use the app because not enough people are scanning in.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Exactly. I've got a little replay clip. Here's a part of what we said. What I thought we could do is come up with some ideas to help it be more exciting to scan in. Ah, incentivize. What about if every time, so say you're going to a cafe or you're going anywhere where you're buying something,
Starting point is 00:59:16 if you scan in, you get 5% off your purchase. Yeah, that's good. I like that. You wouldn't believe this. So that was on Tuesday, Producer Ben? That was on Tuesday. Yesterday, well, actually, I don't know if it was yesterday. It could have been before then.
Starting point is 00:59:34 But an Auckland steakhouse is offering diners who use the NZ COVID Trace app a 5% discount to get people into the habit of scanning in. What? Someone's actually taken one of our ideas and used it. Because it's very specific. It's quite specific. It's the exact amount for the exact thing that you said. Do you think it's coincidence or do you think that they heard our show
Starting point is 00:59:58 and then thought, oh, we should do that? Well, there's three options. Yeah. One, coincidence. Yeah. Two, they heard our show and went, that's a great idea, let's put it into action. Which, if that's the case, you're welcome to use any of our ideas. Yeah. Like, coincidence. Yeah. Two, they heard our show and went, that's a great idea. Let's put it into action.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Which if that's the case, you're welcome to use any of our ideas. Yeah. Like we're flattered. Make them happen. Three, you copied them. No, I hope it's not the last one. Well, you would know. You read about it and then you went, oh, I'm going to claim this is my idea. And then.
Starting point is 01:00:21 I don't think I read about it, but as I'm getting older... Fourth idea. Yeah. You had a big weekend and then at the end of the night, you're like, oh, I feel like a steak. So you've gone to this steakhouse.
Starting point is 01:00:35 They've given you 5% off. You're like, this is moont. And then in the morning, forgotten about it and then it's come back to you as a faint memory. It's coming back to me now, actually. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 01:00:47 I have a piece of Aussie, Aussiana, Aussie... Australiana. Australiana, that's what you guys call it, eh? Yeah, Australiana. I think you should buy Brie. Okay, I'm keen. Because you do this. You buy these dumb things on a whim.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye. And you go, oh, yeah, they'll be good. And then you just spend the money without thinking. So I think you should do that right now and spend the money again. No, I wouldn't say they're dumb. Some of them are dumb. A lot of them have been vehicle focused. We bought that. Well then you just spend the money without thinking. So I think you should do that right now and spend the money again. I wouldn't say they're dumb. Some of them are dumb. A lot of them have been vehicle focused. We bought that.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Well, you bought the Venute. They have been vehicle focused, haven't they? You just bought a number plate that says Leshko. Leshko. For $1,700. So why wouldn't you buy the very last Holden ever manufactured in Australia? Look at this. Holden ever manufactured in Australia. What you're looking at is a 2017 Holden VF Series 2 SSV V8 Redline Commodore. Oh, what a pig.
Starting point is 01:01:42 It is a racing red model. And that right there is the last Holden that Australia ever built. That's a piece of Aussie history. After that, they shipped off the manufacturing to some other country. And then the company folded after they did that, after they stopped making them themselves. So that car is it. That's it. That's the last one to roll off the production line.
Starting point is 01:02:04 It came out in 2017 But it's only done 102 kilometres Total So do you think The people that got this car Obviously knew It was the last one
Starting point is 01:02:13 They invested in it They thought This is not a driving car This is a piece of history This is a piece of history This is an investment That's going to go up in value And they think
Starting point is 01:02:21 Now is the time to strike So Oh no Here we go. How much? The car's going to auction, and the start price, the starting bid, the reserve for the car, $1. Yeah, what's the catch?
Starting point is 01:02:36 The expected sale price for the last ever Holden produced in Australia, a piece of Aussiana, like we said. Never to be seen again. And they're expecting it to go for half a million dollars. For a Commodore. You're not chucking manies in that Commodore, are you? No. Yeah. So, Keane,
Starting point is 01:02:58 I'll register you. Yeah, I'll let you know. Yeah, cool. I'll let you know. I'll put in your first bid for you. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast. If you know. Yeah, cool. I'll let you know. I'll put in your first bid for you.

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