ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th January 2025
Episode Date: January 28, 2025When was your gut feeling right? Can we carry each other home? Can Bree and Clint identify people based on just their voices. Where do you store your Timtams? See omnystudio.c...om/listener for privacy information.
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Danny, Brie and Clint.
Good, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint Radio Show.
Where we're quite puffed.
Yeah.
Yeah, we had a silly idea yesterday,
and this year we're following through on our silly ideas.
Yep.
Okay? No silly idea is a silly idea unturned this year we're following through on our silly ideas. Yep. No silly idea
is a silly idea
unturned this year.
Is that the same?
Nah, but put it on the plaque.
Put it on the plaque anyway. I think
that's the same. Yesterday we challenged each
other to carry each other
home because of that Alex Warren song.
Which, to be honest, no one has heard
that song and so they'll be like, what Alex Warren song. Which, to be honest, no one has heard that song. And so
I'd be like, what Alex Warren song?
Yeah, but in the video,
get the song up and we'll go... Claudia, is that
the bit? No.
We'll be like, oh, you know the song
from Alex Warren? And everyone's like, nah.
Yeah. And then we just put the song
in so then it gives it context.
Well, Brie and I have spent the
afternoon carrying each other around
Auckland's Victoria Park and you can hear
how that went after five o'clock.
Look,
I'm not going to reveal the results.
No. But it is
a good idea, I think, just amongst
your friend group or your partner
just if you're in that situation
just to see if they could carry you home. Yeah, you need to
know who in your friend group is the
carrier, don't you? Yeah, you have to know these things.
And that person should drink for free.
Also, on the
show, we'll play Name in a Haystack today, but let's get
into Tradie vs Lady, everybody. That's what you're here
for. $50 up
for grabs. The Tradie's on
four, the Lady's on two. 0800
dial ZM. All thanks
to Neon. Who's it going to be?
Ladies staging a comeback over the last two
games. So we're on after this.
Bree and Clint, here's Lola Young
on ZM.
Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady.
It's Tradie
vs.
Lady.
3, 2, 1, let's go.
Yes, welcome back to another year.
If you're just joining us,
the tradies off to a flyer last week with four wins,
but the ladies clawing two back.
Our lady is from the beautiful Bay of Plenty.
She's in Tauranga.
She's 33 and she is scared of balloons.
Welcome to the show, Nicole.
Hi, Nicole.
Hello, Piotr.
The popping noise, the squeaky noise they make,
or the idea of a bag of someone else's breath.
Yeah, it's the last, or the first and the last one.
So, yeah, I do not like the idea of having carbon, you know,
their breath all over me.
But mostly I don't like the idea of it popping
and then getting, like, struck by the flying pieces of rubber.
I don't know.
There you go.
Okay. I hear you. Fair enough. We don't know. There you go. Okay.
I hear you.
Fair enough.
We know what to not bring to your birthday party.
You're taking on our tradie from Palmy.
They're 20 and they have an unhealthy obsession with the TV show The Rookie.
Welcome to the show, Riley.
Hi, Riley.
G'day.
What is it about the show that really draws you in?
Oh, just a lot of excitement, I suppose.
Yeah.
Because producer Ella has an unhealthy obsession with that show as well.
People love the rookie, eh, Ella?
Yeah, it's the romance or the on and off stuff between Tim and Lucy.
I remember their names.
I'll be honest.
Tim and Lucy.
Off your recommendation, I gave it four episodes. It wasn't for you? and Lucy. I remember their names. I'll be honest.
Off your recommendation.
I gave it four episodes.
It wasn't for you?
I just thought the acting was okay.
Leave Riley and Ella alone.
Riley, your buzz is
tradie. Nicole, your lady.
The first of three correct answers gets
$50 cash, guys. Good luck.
Here we go. Question number one.
What brand of shoes is Michael Jordan famous for wearing?
Charlie.
Lady.
Yes, Riley.
Jordans.
Jordans.
Jordans.
We also would have accepted Nikes.
Question number two.
Popular cartoon character who looks like your average high schooler
but in her spare time saves the world from supervillains is Kim who?
Lady.
Yes, Nicole.
Kim Possible.
It is, of course, Kim Possible.
Such a good show.
Not Kim Kardashian.
Not Kim Kardashian.
Different person.
All right, we're one apiece in this game.
Question number three. Buzz in when you can
tell me who sings this.
Nicole's in.
Probably embarrass myself
with this. One Direction.
Well done. Well done, Nicole.
Well done.
It's paid off.
No embarrassing yourself.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
You need this one, Riley, to stay in the game.
Question number four.
Name a film that stars actor Robert Pattinson.
Lady.
Yes, Nicole, for the win.
Twilight.
She's got it.
Twilight's correct.
Well done.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
What else is he in?
Water for Elephants?
Batman.
All sorts.
All sorts.
And The Rest.
And The Rest.
And The Rest.
Isn't Twilight 2?
Twilight, yep.
Twilight 3.
Isn't Twilight New Moon?
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Old Moon.
Full Moon.
Many Moons.
Many, many moons.
Nicole.
Once in a Blue Moon. All right, well done, guys. Thanks for playing Trading First Lady. Another moon. Many moons. Many, many moons. Nicole. Once in a blue moon.
All right, well done, guys.
Thanks for playing Trading First Lady.
Another win for the ladies.
Bree and Clint.
About this time yesterday, we had a discussion
where somebody claimed to have the only version
of their name in New Zealand.
They were the only one in New Zealand.
They said no one else has this name.
Or at least they said they'd never met one before. And I was like, well, you've got our attention. What's your name? And they said, I'm else has this name. Or at least they said they'd never met one before.
And I was like, well, you've got our attention.
What's your name?
And they said, I'm not telling you that.
And then, I mean, we did second guess it.
We were like, well, if you're not willing to give it up.
Yeah.
They said, oh, no, no, they didn't.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
They gave us their first name name but not their last name.
So is it a unique name because of the first and the last name
or the first name?
Yeah, it's hard to know.
How unique is the first name, would you say?
Not very.
So it must be the last name.
The first name is Murphy.
Oh, that's not unique.
No.
So it's got to be the last name.
Like I've met a lot of Murphys.
I've met plenty of Murphys.
It's got to be the last name.
It's got to be the last name.
Which they never gave us. But they didn't give it to us. So we thought we to be the last name. Like I've met a lot of Murphys. I've met plenty of Murphys. It's got to be the last name. It's got to be the last name. Which they never gave us.
But they didn't give it to us.
So we thought we could have a discussion about people who believe they're the only one with
their names in New Zealand.
Straight away we got some messages.
Someone called Dedrick messaged us.
Yeah, Dedrick.
D-E-D-R-I-C-K.
They said, I've never met another Dedrick.
Dedrick?
Dedrick.
I would have thought Dedrick. Or Dedrick? Dedrick? Dedrick. I would have thought
Dedrick. Or Dedrick.
Are you picturing this as a male or a female?
Because I would think if it's a female,
Dedrick. Dedrick. Male?
Male. Dedrick.
Someone said my son's name
is Maxton. Maxton.
We've never met another
Maxton. And did you give him
the name Maxton because it was unique?
Like, is that what you were going for?
You wanted it to be different.
And someone else said, my children's names are Inky and Fable.
I bet you can't find another one of those names.
No?
Well, I definitely couldn't find a pair.
Yeah, not together.
You know?
Maybe as a solo.
So.
Solo Fable.
Yeah.
One Fable.
Yeah. So this afternoon we thought we Yeah. One fable. Yeah.
So this afternoon we thought we would go on the hunt for the most unique names.
You believe you're the only one in New Zealand who has your name.
Maybe the only one in the world.
Like have you Googled your name?
Have you put your name into Facebook to see if there's other versions of you out there?
It'd be pretty hard to name a child these days a name that no one has.
Yeah.
Like, what are the odds?
If that's your goal, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, unless you got silly with it
and you used the strong password that they suggest to you on the computer.
That's what Elon Musk and Grimes did with their baby.
And then they got shut down, didn't they?
Early text coming in.
My name is Sil, just Sil, C-I-L-L.
Which for some people is a nickname like Celia or Priscilla,
but it's my whole name, Syl.
Yeah, I can't say I've ever met a Syl.
There's a Syl on The Sopranos, but it's short for Silvio.
Yeah, right.
So it's not their actual name.
Yeah.
Someone texts through and they said,
I've never met another Mariba.
And my mum and I are the only two people in New Zealand with our last names.
Oh, you're one of, okay.
You know, Mariba is a place in North Queensland.
Is that Maruba?
No, Mariba.
Oh, and Maruba.
There's Maruba, but there's also Mariba.
Yeah.
Is there Marumba?
Probably.
Yeah, there will be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My name, my daughter's name is Eleanora Mary Jane.
What?
That one name? Eleanora Mary Jane. What? That one name?
Eleanora Mary Jane.
Single name?
It sounds like that's the child's first name, yeah.
Eleanora, what is it?
Eleanora Mary Jane.
I don't think I've met one of those before.
My daughter's name is Alunza,
and nobody has the same last name as her.
Well, you've got to give us the last name.
Yeah, how are we going to know?
How can we test it?
I feel like there'll be other Alunzas.
Yeah, I reckon there's other Alunzas.
Yeah, yeah.
For sure.
It sounds quite Spanish or Italian.
My granddaughter's name is Aluna.
That is a beautiful name, but I know for a fact
there are other Alunas out there.
Yeah, Aluna.
I've met an Aluna before.
Have you?
Yeah, she was babe. Yeah, there's that band, Aluna before. Have you? Yeah.
She was babe.
Yeah.
There's that band, Aluna George.
True.
Aluna George, yeah.
How unique can we get? Is there someone confident in their name and its uniqueness,
willing to call through on 0800 DALES.ZM?
Because once you put your name out there,
somebody could call in and go, no, that's my name as well.
Here's this one.
My name is Kiona.
Like Fiona, but with a K. Have you heard of a Kiona before? No, I've never's my name as well. Here's this one. My name is Kiona, like Fiona, but with a K.
Have you heard of a Kiona before?
No, I've never heard of a Kiona.
Haven't heard that name before.
I went to a school with a guy.
What?
I went to school with a guy named CO2 Kalolo.
He's Bella Kalolo's sister.
Ah, okay.
Whoa.
And his name is CO2, like carbon dioxide.
That's wild.
So his name is Carbon Dioxide Kalololo, spelt CO2.
Sounds pretty unique to me.
What about this one?
Not me, but I know someone called Sinjuana.
Synthetics and marijuana combined.
I wish I was joking.
Sinjuana.
Okay.
Synthetic marijuana.
Not the child abuse names, but just the rare ones, okay?
What is your name?
Do you think you're the only one in the country with it?
Brian Clint.
We're looking for New Zealand's most unique name.
People who believe they're the only one in New Zealand to have their name.
You've never met another one.
And there's some goodies coming through.
Someone said, my daughter's name is Joviceana.
Joviceana.
Joviceana.
Yeah, I'm saying it correctly.
I think no one has the same name as her.
I reckon you're right.
I reckon you're right too.
I've never heard that name before.
I get this a lot
as a mistaken version of my name. Someone
called Quinton has text through, but
it's spelt K-W-
K-Y-W-N-T-Y-N.
K-Winton.
Quinton. Quinton.
Yeah, that's an interesting spelling.
Let's go to caller number one. Hi, caller number one.
Hi, caller number one.
Are you one of one?
Are you the only one with your name?
I hope so.
I've never met anyone by the name Ashla.
Ashla.
Ashla.
How do you spell it?
A-S-H-L-A.
Oh, yeah, exactly how it sounds.
Ashla.
Ashla.
Exactly.
And despite saying Ashla when I introduce myself,
I always get Ashley.
Ashley, yeah.
I've definitely met an Ashlyn.
Ashlyn, yeah.
But I don't know about an Ashla.
I've met an Aisha, but not an Ashla.
Did your parents make it up, Ashla?
No, I think there was a lady, a receptionist who worked for my granddad
and mum fell in love with the name and just went by that.
But I've never met her.
No, right.
Right.
Okay.
So is she still with us?
Do you know?
No. Oh, so. Right. Okay. So is she still with us? Do you know? No.
She was then.
So you've taken over.
You're now one of one.
You know you've got to name one of your kids Ashla, right, Ashla?
Otherwise the name dies with you.
Can you wait there, Ashla?
Because I kind of want to catch them all, you know,
and I haven't got an Ashla.
No, yeah.
Well, we've got her now.
Yeah, we've got her now.
Put her in the back.
Okay, good.
Thanks, Ashla.
We appreciate it.
Someone texted and said, my name is J-U-T-H-E-N-A.
Juthina.
Juthina?
Juthina.
Juthina.
Juthina.
Yeah, that's what they text.
Haven't heard of a Juthina.
Okay.
Someone else texted her and said, my daughter's name is Dara.
Spelled D-A-H-R-A.
I've never met a Dara before.
Never met a Dara.
This is caller number two.
Hi, caller two.
Hi, caller two.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you.
Are you unique, caller two?
I am.
Well, I have Googled my name,
and I know there's someone in Sweden with my name.
Okay, but not here in New Zealand.
No, no, here in New Zealand.
No, no, not in New Zealand. Have you been on Facebook to try and Facebook message yourself
someone else with your name?
Yes, I've tried.
No one there?
Someone from Sweden.
Well, I'm interested.
Okay, caller number two.
What is your unique name?
Shrell.
Shrell?
Shrell?
Shrell.
One syllable, Shrell. So not Shirell. Shrell. Shrell? Shrell? Shrell. One syllable, Shrell.
So not Shirell.
Shrell.
No, but a lot of people call me Shirell.
It's Shrell.
One syllable.
Can you spell it?
Like Haley Sproul.
Like Sproul?
H-R-A-L-L-E.
Shrell.
Like shell with an R in the middle of it.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, Shirell. Shrell. I'd hate to be on the middle of it. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, Shrall.
Shrall.
I'd hate to be on the pezzo with you because I feel like your name would be quite difficult for me.
Nah, she'd be the best person because her name already got a sort of slur.
Shrall.
And I get so many compliments from people like, where did you get your name from?
I don't know, some program.
Where did you get your name from? I don't know, some program. Where did you get your name from, Shirel?
My mum got it from Buck Rogers and the 21st Century.
It's an old program from years ago.
Right.
And they just made the spelling up, I think.
And are we sure your mum wasn't drinking
and the person on the TV show was actually named Shirel?
I wouldn't be surprised.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Well, you're definitely unique, Shirelle.
Thank you for calling through.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you.
No worries.
I coach two kids in gymnastics in the US.
Their names were Pepsi and Sprite with a Y.
That's horrible.
That is horrible.
I hope that's not true.
This is caller number three.
Hi, caller three.
Hi, caller three.
Good afternoon, team.
Mate, tell us, do you think you've got the most unique name in New Zealand?
I believe I do.
Okay, I'm ready for it.
Philadelphia.
Your name is Philadelphia?
Philadelphia.
It's all I really.
Do you get the nickname Philly?
I hate that one.
No, I have the nickname Deli.
Deli.
Deli. Whati. Deli.
What about Philly cheesesteak?
No.
What about sweet chilli Philly?
Should be.
Should be.
Yeah.
Oh, Philadelphia.
Do you get free cream cheese?
Again, I think I should.
You should.
Do you like the...
Name right.
Do you like the...
What's his name?
Bloody Bruce Springsteen song, Streets of Philadelphia.
Oh, it's not as good as Philadelphia Freedom from Elton John.
Oh!
There you go.
Yeah, she would know all of the things that involve Philadelphia.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Delhi.
Delhi, that's what we're going with?
Delhi.
Thanks, Delhi.
Cool.
All good.
Have you ever met someone with the name Philadelphia?
No.
There might be people in America with that name,
but I've definitely never met anyone here.
One more text.
My name is Dominica Houlihan.
There's definitely other Dominicas out there,
but show me another one with the last name Houlihan.
Dominica Houlihan.
Who was the guy from?
It was Dodgeball.
Dodgeball.
Patches-O-Houlihan?
Yeah, Patches-O-Houlihan.
You can dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Ow!
Bree and Clint.
Whether it's tonight or 55 years from now.
Alex Warren and carry you home the inspiration for today's 5 o'clock hour
where Bree and I will attempt to carry each other home.
Can it be done?
You need to know these things about your friends.
Yeah, I need to know you've got me.
Yeah.
And you need to know I've got you.
Exactly.
The carrying has been done.
We're in recovery mode at the moment,
and you'll hear the results of that after 5 o'clock.
Right now, though, the Tim Tams company, Arnott's in particular,
the Biscuit Big Dogs, have really thrown the cat amongst the pinions
by formally requesting that Woolworths Australia...
Did you say cat amongst the pinions?
Did I?
Did you mesh pigeons with opinions?
Possibly.
I quite like that new word.
My mouth just goes, eh?
The cat amongst the pinions. I don't even know what's coming out of it half the time.
Hey, I like it.
Let's roll with it anyway.
Keep going.
Isn't the Arnott's mascot a parrot as well?
I think so, yeah.
I should have said the cat amongst the parrots.
Anyway, listen, okay?
Arnott's have formally asked Woolworths Australia
to start stocking Tim Tamams biscuits in their refrigerators.
I have seen these headlines and people don't really know what to think about it.
No, it's even more confusing because Woolworths have said, yeah, we'll do that.
But also we're going to continue to stock them on the normal shelves with the other
biscuits as well.
So Tim Tams are now in the fridge and on the shelves
but surely by the time you get them home
from the supermarket they're just going to be at shelf
temperature anyway.
What I need to know
is why.
Yes. There's obviously
a reason as to why.
Yes and surely it's not
just free publicity from radio shows.
Surely it's not just that.
It must be something to do with the health.
What's the word?
Help me out.
The health of the biscuit?
Come on, pinions.
Shelf life?
Come on, you've got heaps of opinions.
Quality?
It must be something to do with the ingredients that are in the biscuit.
Yeah, but why now?
Tim Tams have been around for 40 years.
But this is what I mean.
Has an ingredient change where it now deems that it needs to be kept in the fridge?
Oh.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Have they changed something in the Tim Tam and not told us?
Yeah.
I'm not angry about it because I'm a Tim Tam in the fridge kind of person.
Someone literally just texts through,
and I'm pretty sure it's the exact reason.
They go, or maybe it's just the heat.
No, that's not it.
No, that could definitely be it.
No, that won't be it.
No, that could really be it.
No, that's not it.
I think that might be it.
No.
Why would that be it?
Well, at the moment, we're in the middle of summer.
Australia, pretty damn hot at the moment.
Yeah, pretty hot, yeah, yeah.
Especially in some places.
But it's always been hot in Australia.
High 30s.
And maybe someone went, oh, the Tim Tams keep melting.
Should we just put them in the fridge?
What do they say?
The most obvious solution is often the right one.
I think they've nailed it.
Fridge or pantry for your Tim Tams?
Pantry. I think they've nailed it. Fridge or pantry for your Tim Tams? Pantry.
I think.
Yeah, pantry.
Claudia, fridge or pantry for your Tim Tams?
I've always done pantry, but I can see the fridge.
Fridge.
Yeah.
I would argue.
Double coat in the fridge.
Yeah.
I would argue caramel.
Because of the crispness.
Not as good in the fridge.
Really?
I'd argue not as good in the pantry.
Okay. Well, that's, I mean, that's our opinions,. Really? I'd argue not as good in the pantry. Okay.
Well, I mean, that's our opinions, I guess.
I think they're just good full stop.
You've really thrown a cat amongst the pinions now.
Ella, fridge or pantry?
Pantry, if I have them.
No.
Which I don't.
What are you called?
Pantry.
Pantry.
Yeah, they just belong in the pantry.
I mean, they're good any which way.
If you want cold things, have an ice cream.
I don't respect you guys.
You don't respect me.
Why is it that Clint's always putting things in the wrong spot?
He puts the tomato sauce in the pantry.
Who have you been talking to?
Had a few conversations.
Whoa.
Nope, not there.
Not there. Not there. Bree and Clint. There's a story on the Herald today about a woman who had a gut feeling
that her boyfriend was cheating on her.
Oh, yeah.
But the gut feeling came later.
So she says that she went through all this stuff with her boyfriend,
trusted him completely, not a jealous person
not someone who gets paranoid but there was a few things that happened and she said that it kind of
set her gut off and gave her a gut feeling where there was a day that an opportunity arose where she found his Apple Watch and she was like, my gut is going ballistic.
It's telling me.
There must have been some kind of subtle behaviour change
that maybe she wasn't aware of, but her gut was like, hey.
There was an incident.
The vibes are different now.
There was an incident where one of her friends saw her boyfriend
at a club exchange phone numbers with a girl.
Oh, that's what it is.
But he told her that she gave him her number and he didn't want to embarrass her.
But the seed of distrust has been planted.
So anyway, the part that I found quite, anyway, she ends up going through the Apple Watch and she was right.
He was cheating.
He was cheating.
Not just with that woman, but a bunch of different women.
Oh, okay.
Like she reckons like 10 women, like 10 different messages from 10 different women.
Yeah.
Anyway, the part that I found quite interesting was where she talks about how, yeah, your
gut kind of just tells you in certain moments that something's not right here.
It takes a long time to learn how to listen to your gut though.
Like not just with cheating stuff, with like,
is this the right thing to do?
Some people never get there.
Is this the right person for me?
Is this the right job for me to take?
You know, a lot of people believe your gut will always tell you,
but it's actually really hard to learn how to listen to your gut.
Some people never get there i reckon they can identify it but then they don't always trust it i feel like i have a great
gut and always have i feel like i get it from my mum especially when it comes to meeting people
oh okay yeah like i get real big gut feelings a lot of the time about
like people when I meet them. My wife says that. And if there's ever like a trades person or
someone who like someone that we're like buying something off that comes to the house, she's like,
I need to meet them. And I'm like, okay, you would meet them anyway. But it took me a while to figure
out she goes, I don't care about the plans or the blueprints or anything.
I care about what my gut says when I meet them.
Yeah.
And obviously when we say your gut,
it's all about reading someone and their movements
and the way they say things and what they say.
And it all comes into it.
It's like my wife wanted to come on that secret dinner
that you and me had before we started this show.
Oh, she did too.
She must have given the okay.
She did.
Yeah.
I knew I liked her.
Yeah.
Do you reckon you've got a good gut?
No.
You don't reckon you do?
No, I'm too emotional with my, like, I'm too like, not emotional, but like, I don't know,
there's too many other factors going on for me to be able to listen to my gut.
So you're saying there's too much outside noise that you can't break through that to
allow yourself to listen to what your gut's saying.
Totally.
Yeah.
Which I feel like that's quite a common thing for a lot of people.
And I think as soon as you can harness it, I sound like a life coach.
You do a bit.
But I believe in it so much because it's it's it's done me well so many
times where especially like big decisions i don't know what it is but it's just like
like there's six cents where i'm like i know what i should be doing yeah and eventually like i'll
come to that decision because of that yeah anyway i thought we could put it out there on 0800DIALS at M. If you want to sign up to my two-week program,
you can right now for the low, low price of $49.99.
I'm kidding.
I want to know if you've had one of these moments
where your gut has told you something.
No other evidence, just a feeling that you had.
A gut feeling.
What was the gut feeling you had?
Maybe you went with your gut feeling and you did what A gut feeling. What was the gut feeling you had? Maybe you went with your gut feeling
and you did what your gut was telling you
or maybe you didn't and you
kick yourself for it. Yeah, it doesn't have to be
a negative one. It could be
I never wanted to do this thing but something inside
me said I had to do it and it worked out
for the best. Yeah.
Or the worst. It can be anything.
Good, bad, the ugly.
0800 dials at M or you text us on 9696.
What was your gut feeling you had?
Yeah, spell your guts.
Bree and Clint.
I'm all about trusting your gut, a gut feeling.
It is a real thing.
Like anyone who's ever experienced a real strong gut feeling,
I feel like if you trust it and it works out,
you never doubt it again.
Yeah, some people call it intuition.
Some people call it sixth sense
or like a feeling in my waters or something like that.
It's such a real thing.
But not everyone knows how to listen to it, right?
Yeah, totally.
So we're asking you,
when did you have a gut feeling and did you listen to it?
Someone said,
I had a gut feeling that my ex was going to break up with me,
but I didn't want to believe it.
Two weeks later, he did.
Ten years down the drain, but it was the best thing that he ever did.
Yeah, right.
But obviously she could sense that it was coming.
Someone else said, as a teenager, I was swimming in the ocean
and I got a strong gut feeling that I should get out of the water.
I got out and I sat on the sand
and shortly after,
a great white was spotted near the shore
and the beach was closed.
I've just got goosies.
Oh, nah.
Let's go to Taylor on 0800.
Hi, Taylor.
Hi, Taylor.
Hi.
Do you trust your gut, Taylor?
I do now.
Why?
What happened?
Yeah, what happened?
Oh, back a bit of time now, but when I was 11, my dad came down with whooping cough.
He had it for a couple of weeks.
It just wouldn't go away.
Couldn't seem to shake it.
Yeah.
You know, back when you're that age, during the night, you're not really waking up to
a hell of a lot.
No.
So, just in the middle of the night, one night, one random night,
I just had this feeling that something was wrong.
And I could hear my dad having a coughing fit, so I ran into his room.
Sure enough, he's on the floor about to pass out.
He can't breathe.
His coughing was so violent, he just couldn't catch his breath.
Yeah.
So I ended up having to run down, grab the phone,
back in the day with the landline.
Yeah.
Grabbed the landline, rang the ambulance
and sure enough he ended up passing out
before they got there but
through passing out the coughing
stopped and he could catch his breath.
Yeah, I knew something
wasn't right even though I'd been coughing for so many
weeks. Oh, my God.
That is wild.
Your gut saved your dad's life.
Yeah, it really could have.
Now, any time that you're hungry, you say to your dad,
hey, Dad, my gut needs something.
Remember when it saved your life?
And he owes you.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or whenever you're hungry, you call your dad and you're like, hey, you all right?
Oh.
Yeah, yeah. No, he's, yeah, I use it quite're like, hey, you all right? Oh. Yeah, yeah.
No, he's, yeah, I use it quite a bit, actually.
I bet you bloody do.
That's incredible.
Someone said, once my mate asked to borrow my car, I said no,
because it just didn't feel like it was safe to do so.
My wife said, oh, why not?
Anyway, he got a car from another mate.
Two hours later, he called me for the number for a tow truck because he had crashed the car.
Gut feeling paid off.
Paid off.
Or you just know what a shit driver your mate is.
Or your mate's a really crappy driver, yeah.
Cara's here.
Hi, Cara.
Hi, Cara.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
Are you someone who trusts your gut?
Yes, 100%.
I've had a few instances where it has proven right.
Okay.
What's the biggest one you reckon?
I think lately there was one, I've got a younger brother
and he's obviously in the stage of going to town and everything.
And we were driving home one night and I said to my partner
and I said, I've just got this gut feeling like something's going to go wrong tonight,
like I'm going to get a call.
So normally I turn my phone off and do know, and do not disturb on and that
over the night so I don't get woken up.
But this night I just left it all on, all on loud.
And luckily I did because I got a call at 2.30 in the morning
from one of his mates on Snapchat out of everything saying,
come pick up your brother.
He's beaten a fight.
Oh, no.
Cara. Cara.
Wow.
He's bloody lucky to have you and your knowledgeable gut.
I keep telling him that.
Yeah.
I said to him, he better pay it back to me when I need him.
Exactly right.
Your gut's going off and you just call him.
You're like, stay out of it.
Yeah, but as the older responsible sibling, Cara,
you know you're never going to need to call him.
It's annoying.
I've done my dash of cars.
I know exactly what happened.
Cara, you should just do it out of spot.
Have a blowout just so you can get.
Where he has to hold your hair back.
Someone said, I got so well known for my gut feelings being right
that my bosses got me to sit in on the interviews with potential new
hires because I could always
spot the duds.
That's wild. That's one hell of a
gut feeling. Hard to be told you didn't get the job
because some person thought you were
a dud just off a gut feeling. Yeah, that's rough.
You're like, well, did they read my CV?
No, they don't do that. Didn't need to.
It's based off a feeling. One more off the text machine.
When I was 12 years old, I had a gut feeling that something had happened to my dad at his work.
I begged my mum to drive us to check on him and sure enough, he had passed out from heat stroke
and he was alone as everyone else had already gone home.
Goosies again.
Goosies.
How would she have known that?
You drive that 12-year-old to the lotto store.
Oh, that's crazy.
What does your gut say about the lotto?
What numbers do we get?
Kat, what's your story?
Can you give us a quick one?
Hey, yeah.
I'll try to keep it brief.
It's actually not me, but it's my cousin's babysitter back in the States, New York City.
Right.
So on 9-11
in the morning
before everything happened,
she actually works
in one of the towers.
No.
And that morning
she woke up
and just had this
sick feeling in her gut
about going into work
that day
and ended up
calling in sick
and amazingly enough
because of that gut feeling
she's still here today.
Oh, my whole body
just got goosebumps.
Are you for real? I have a darker gut feeling when I'm still here today. Oh, my whole body just got goosebumps. Are you for real?
I have a darker gut feeling when I'm dead right.
Yeah.
God, the second you felt anything after that,
you'd be like, well, can't do it.
Can't do that.
Can't do that.
God, that's wild.
And also kind of like the super pregnancy mom,
like superhero brain as well in there.
The super pregnancy mom?
Well, because she was pregnant at the time. Oh, okay.
Maybe all her senses were heightened or
something. Yeah. Or maybe the baby that was
inside her is psychic. Could be.
Yeah. Who knows? Pretty incredible.
That is incredible. Thank you so much.
Yeah, you guys have a good one.
You too. Well, there you go. Trust your gut, everybody.
Bree and Clint.
Let's get classical.
And this is Let's Get Classical, where we get pop songs,
have them remade in classical style,
and then Brie and I battle Ella, our musical producer,
to figure out who can get it the fastest.
I have noticed there's some ads on TV at the moment
that are pretty much doing this game.
Are they?
Yeah, they're taking popular songs and playing a classical version of it.
Oh, really?
What are the ads for?
I'll take notice what the ads are for next time.
Yeah.
All I noticed was straight away I went into let's get classical mode
and I went, believe from Cher.
No, turn back time from Cher it was.
Okay, well, does anyone know the rest of Bree's cool story
that she's telling?
Like, what's the ad for?
People would have seen it.
It's on TV at the moment.
Yeah, yeah.
Claudia, you're in charge.
Cool story, bro.
If there's time later on, I can tell it again.
That would be great.
Did you find money afterwards?
Then I found 50 bucks.
We're playing for 50 bucks.
You're trying to deplete my confidence before this game,
but it's not going to work.
No, see, I don't take sides in this game.
I got three from three last week.
You got two from two, but, you know, who's counting?
Anyway, this is Let's Get Classical.
I think we ended up doing the third and I got that too, but anyway.
I hope we didn't.
Anyway, Bree and Clint, you guys know the rules.
Ella, you know the rules.
You guys are going against each other.
Buzz in with your name if you know what it is.
Good luck, everyone.
Thanks, Claudia.
Ella.
Ella.
Mr. Brightside.
Bye.
The Killers.
Yeah, well done.
Really?
How did us two millennials not get that?
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Oh my God.
Even knowing what it is, I can barely hear it.
Yeah, well done, Ella.
That's pretty well done.
That was a fair point for you.
Here's another one.
Break.
That is Lola Young, Messy.
Yes, it is. Ah, got him.
Because I'm too messy
And I'm just too clean.
You told me get a job.
And you asked where the hell.
We should have got the killers and you should have got Lola Young.
I open my big mouth.
I want to be me.
This ain't not allowed.
I reckon very few people would have got that.
Well done.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tie break.
This is for the win.
Come on, Clint. I said to inject myself into the game. Come done. Thank you. Tie break. This is for the wins.
Come on, Clint.
I said to inject myself into the game.
Come on.
Okay, here we go.
Ella!
Oh, Ella.
I know it.
Teddy Swims.
Bad Dreams.
No.
Go, Clint.
It's the other one. No. Teddy Swims. No. Go Clint. It's the other one.
No.
In East.
Three, two, one.
Okay, we're all back in.
Okay.
What's the other one?
Thought I would die for you, baby Ain't nobody making me
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Is it Teddy Swim's Sweet Dreams?
No
Is it that one, though?
It's the other one
It's the other one
It's the one
Teddy Swim's Guilty? No Try other one. It's the other one. It's the one.
Teddy Swim's Guilty?
No.
Try another one.
Do you know any other? Teddy Swim's...
No!
No!
Ella!
Ella.
The door.
The door.
We weren't going to get it.
Yay!
I win!
Hey, Kim, you backed Ella to win,
and because you did, we've got $50 cash coming your way thanks to our friends at Neon.
Thanks, Neon.
It's fantastic.
Go, Ella.
Isn't it?
Well done, Kim.
Well done.
Well done.
No screaming from me, ladies and gentlemen.
Yes, an extra well done, Ella.
Thank you very much.
She kept the lid on it.
Thanks, Ella.
That's her New Year's resolution, Kim.
What's your New Year's resolution, Kim?
Mine was to do this.
I love you, Kim.
I'm going to take that up too.
How are you going with your New Year's resolution?
I'm going really well.
I'm on ACC at the moment. You're doing better, I'm going really well. I'm on to ACC, so I'm at the moment.
You're doing bugger all.
Far out, Kim.
Oh, God.
My New Year's resolution is to do less.
Do less, say more.
We're back.
You just can, you know, pick and choose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kim doesn't actually have an injury.
She's just trying to live out her New Year's resolution.
Oh, God, Kim, that was too good.
Off the back of me turning around a cob loaf in 24 hours for the show
so you guys could try your first ever cob loaf,
people are now calling me Cob Loaf Girl.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I've been called worse.
I don't mind the name.
I feel like it could be my superhero name.
There is a level of expectation that comes with being a cob loaf girl,
though, because every barbecue you go to.
But that's my superpower.
I just turn up with cob loaves.
How much time does it take you to prepare a cob loaf?
If I have all the ingredients,
I reckon it takes me about an hour to make a good cob.
Oh, yeah, not bad.
Yeah. I reckon it takes me about an hour to make a good cob oh yeah not bad yeah
and
just for those who are listening
and you don't know what a cob loaf is
it's a hollowed out loaf of bread
full of spinach and cheese
essentially
yeah
it's whatever dip you'd like
yeah
like a cheese and bacon dip
goes well in there
a spinach one
but yeah
people sometimes do a seafood chowder
inside a loaf of bread
you can you do eh you People sometimes do a seafood chowder inside a loaf of bread. You can.
You do, eh?
You can also do a sweet cob.
Really?
Yeah.
What goes in a sweet cob?
You can do like a Nutella-esque, Nutella and something else cob.
No.
Oh, it's good.
It is good time.
No.
Yeah, like a fondue Nutella cob.
Really?
Wouldn't it solidify?
Well, it exists.
Right.
I know it's out there.
Okay, all right.
But off the back of that, I'm known as Cobbloaf Girl
and I'm happy about it.
It's a good title.
But I've gotten into all these different conversations with people
where there was one on the weekend where we were discussing the cob loaf
and I was saying how I reckon it could be
Australia's national
dish. Like that could
be it. And then we got
onto the topic of what is New
Zealand's national dish?
And we couldn't come to an agreement.
No. We couldn't
nail it as to what was
New Zealand's national dish. New Zealand
has changed so much in the last, like, 50 years.
Like, if you went back in the day, they'd probably say lamb chops.
That'd be New Zealand's national dish.
But New Zealand has just changed so much.
But is that a dish?
Is lamb chops a dish?
Like, I would argue, is it a dish?
Or is it just a cut of meat?
Yeah, the way that it would have been served back then,
it's lamb chops with mashed potato, peas and gravy and mint sauce.
Yeah, that's a dish.
But I'm not suggesting that's our national dish now.
I just, yeah.
A lot of people default, and you had a good point on this,
a lot of people default very quickly to the pavlova as our national dish.
Yeah.
But we share it.
I think we are old enough and mature enough now
to know that we share the pavlova with Australia.
The pavlova, the pav, can't be Australia's national dish
and it can't be New Zealand's national dish
because there is so much grey area when it comes to...
In the same way that the Anzac biscuit
can't be anybody's national biscuit.
Well, the Anzac biscuit was literally made...
It's a shared biscuit.
...for the Aussies and the New Zealand
soldiers. Correct.
It's shared. So we're going to strike
from our list anyway, we're going to strike pavlova.
Pavlova's off the cards.
We can do better.
Not our national dish. A lot of people will
then quite quickly go to hangi
as our national dish, which on the
face of it, I'm fine with.
But I don't believe that everybody has access to hangi.
No.
Like if you had people coming over,
like say you had people coming from overseas
and they were like, I want you to make me New Zealand's national dish.
Unless you have the ability to dig a huge hole in your backyard.
Then you can't.
Light a fire and then spend the whole day cooking food underground.
You can't. You can't just then spend the whole day cooking food underground. You can't.
You can't just whip one of those up.
Yeah.
It's a quintessentially New Zealand dish.
Totally.
But I don't think I might catch strays for this,
but I don't think hangi is our national dish.
But to be the national dish, I feel like.
I did Google it before this break.
What did it say?
Google suggested pavlova, hangi, seafood, which is not a dish.
It just said seafood because we've got so much coastline.
Yeah.
Lamb, fish and chips, roast beef and potatoes.
And then Google suggested cafe culture.
Cafe culture?
Yeah, like going out for an eggs benny and a flat white is our national dish.
So I feel like it's not on there.
No.
Like Google doesn't even know.
No.
So let's make a list.
I reckon we can get to the bottom of this.
What is New Zealand's national dish?
Do you want to chuck something on the list?
And do you reckon you know exactly what it is?
Let's throw it out there.
Do you have one you want to throw out there to be put on the list?
Yeah, you.
What about banana and mint flavoured milkshakes?
That's quite the longest drink in town.
I mean, banana and lime, sorry.
I was going to say, if it's anything, it's a lime milkshake.
Yeah, banana and lime.
Yeah, yeah.
Quintessentially Kiwi.
Hokey, not hokey pokey, Goody Goody Gumdrops ice cream. Yeah. Again, heavily influenced and lime. Yeah, yeah. Quintessentially Kiwi. Hokey, not hokey pokey, goody goody gumdrops ice cream.
Yeah.
Again, heavily influenced by lime.
Yeah, very.
Claudia?
Heavily influenced.
How has no one brought up a steak and cheese pie yet?
Oh.
Not bad.
I will say you could be onto something because I've lived in both Australia and New Zealand
and I must say the pies here, far superior.
They do say that.
Could be the national New Zealand dish.
Ella the vegan, what's New Zealand's national dish?
This suits vegans and meat eaters, but a sausage.
With bread in it.
A snag.
A snag.
A sausage in bread.
Yes.
Bunnings.
Not the other way around.
Not a sausage with bread in that. Bunnings. Not the other way around.
Not a sausage with a bread in that.
That could be nice, actually.
We are trying to figure out the national dish of New Zealand.
We need to get to the bottom of this.
It's harder than you would think because we've ridden off pavlova, hangi, and fish and chips.
None of them. We didn't say why fish and chips.
It's British.
It's British.
We love it, but it's British.
It's quintessentially British food.
Like when you think of the Brits, you think of fish and chips.
Yeah.
And that might be hard to take, but it's the truth.
But it's true.
Even a Chinese takeaway.
Oh, good God.
Chinese takeaway is our national dish.
But then so could the Aussies.
Yeah, the Aussies love it too.
Since that man protested his right to a succulent Chinese meal,
I feel like Chinese takeaways can't be just ours.
So we're asking the people, yeah.
There's a lot of text coming through, a lot of input from the people.
So let's go to one of them.
Jodie, what do you reckon, mate?
What is the national dish of New Zealand?
Hi, guys.
Just going off the lines of pavlova, I think trifle.
Everyone loves trifle.
Oh, yes.
With that custard that comes in a carton from the supermarket.
Yeah, exactly.
In the yellow box.
Everyone loves it.
Chuck a tin of oak fruit salad in there.
I bloody love a trifle.
Break up a sponge, put some sherry in.
I used to get a bit drunk off my auntie's one when we were younger.
You're the same, babe.
Okay, Jodie, that's a strong contender.
Thank you very much.
Kelsey's here.
Hi, Kelsey.
Hi, Kelsey.
Hi.
Hi.
What's the national dish of New Zealand?
Okay, I reckon it's the spaghetti from a can on toast with some cheese on top.
Oh, that's so yum.
Kelsey, where are you from and how long have you been in New Zealand?
I'm from Texas.
Yes.
I've been coming over here since 2014.
I'm a winemaker.
Okay.
I come over from Texas for the season.
You've got great insight then from an outsider's perspective.
Oh, I've seen so many Kiwi lunches by now.
I bet.
That is by far like...
What's the worst food that New Zealanders eat, in your opinion, Kelsey?
Oh, I think you're going to hate me for this one.
Don't say pie.
Don't say cheese roll.
No, I think it's like the Vegemite.
Oh, yeah.
Vegemite, just Vegemite anything.
Vegemite toast, Vegemite sandwiches.
Yeah, the Vegemite, just Vegemite anything. Vegemite toast, Vegemite sandwiches.
Yeah, the Vegemite flavoured instant noodles.
Oh, yeah, I'm not a fan of those either.
But I love a bit of Vegemite on toast.
Before you go, Kelsey, what's the national dish of Texas?
Brisket.
There you go.
She knows straight away. Yeah, because you guys have got a strong national identity.
Well, a strong state identity at least anyway.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Thanks, Kelsey.
We appreciate it.
There are so many great texts coming in.
I don't want to cut anyone's lunch though, so let's go to Jenna first.
Hi, Jenna.
Hi.
What do you reckon, Jenna?
National dish of New Zealand.
It's got to be the frozen pre-made sausage rolls that you cook at home and then chuck on.
Yeah, they are.
Even the famous sausage rolls. Yes, the Irvine sausage rolls that come cook at home and then chuck on the box. Yeah, they are the... Even the things that look famous are sausage rolls.
Yes, the Irvine sausage rolls that come in the long thing.
It's the orange packet, isn't it?
Oh, I don't know.
It's like anything that can be cooked in the oven.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, thanks, Jenna.
We appreciate it.
Gosh, there's good stuff coming in.
Someone said hokey pokey ice cream.
Lolly cake? Yeah, lo, thanks Jenna, we appreciate it. Gosh, there's good stuff coming in. Someone said hokey pokey ice cream. Lollicake?
Yeah, lollicake.
Someone else said whitebait fritters.
Whitebait fritters.
That's quintessentially Kiwi.
Bubble and squeak.
A lot of people texting through Kiwi onion dip.
A lot of people.
But you're in Aussie, is that shared?
Is that just ours or is that shared?
Nah, that's more a Kiwi thing.
Is it?
Like we have like a French onion dip.
Yeah.
But like we don't eat it as much as the Kiwis or aren't as passionate about it.
Someone said a Big Ben pie and a V.
Someone else said reheated pizza.
As our national dish.
Yeah, why not?
Reheated pizza.
Cheese rolls. I do loveheated pizza. Cheese rolls.
I do love reheated pizza.
I love this suggestion, and I can't believe I forgot about this.
They said our national dish is cooked chook from the supermarket,
coleslaw from the deli, with fresh cheese and bacon rolls.
Yeah, that's yum.
That's a dad dinner right there.
I will say we have that a lot in Aussie too.
I feel like we share that.
And the potato salad, sometimes
not the potato salad, I mean the
pasta salad. Do we need to run
some kind of illuminator? I reckon
my gut, and we talked about trusting
your gut, I reckon
the quintessential
national dish for New Zealand
is the pie.
Pie. Just pie. I reckon the New Zealanders own the pie. Pie. Just pie.
I reckon the New Zealanders own the pie.
Meat pie.
They own it.
The best pies in the world are here.
And you can have all different flavours.
I do love a pie.
Like what about.
Pie sandwich.
I mean, what about a power pie?
Oh.
A power pie.
Yeah.
Like you're not getting that anywhere else.
No, you're not.
And that's unbelievable. Okay. Oh, power pie. Yeah, yeah. Like you're not getting that anywhere else. No, you're not. And that's unbelievable.
Okay, thank you for your input.
Maybe we'll try and distill this down to a clear winner over the next couple of weeks.
Bree and Clint.
It is that time of the week where we endeavour to create the greatest radio moment in history.
Have we come close?
Nah.
Oh, no.
We called that one place and they said that someone with that name
worked at the other branch.
That's right.
Remember the rebel sport that we called?
That is the closest we've gotten.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which is not all that close.
Name in a Haystack is a name drawn on the spot
and a workplace drawn on the spot.
And if the person with that name at that workplace answers the phone,
we've found a name in a haystack.
That is name in a haystack.
And they win the jackpotted amount of money,
which currently sits, I believe, at $350.
That's correct.
So $350 is on the line, but it's more than that.
It's about the glory.
It is about creating a moment that is so unlikely.
It's like putting a really, really, really wild bet on,
but not betting much.
Yeah.
Because if it comes in, oh, the payoff.
Just the feeling is what you're after.
So our first long odd comes from Claudia today.
Claudia, are you going name or workplace?
Last week I did name, so I'll do the workplace this time.
Okay, where are we calling?
A bookstore, I think.
A bookstore.
A bookstore. Unity Books. A bookstore. A bookstore.
Unity Books.
Unity Books.
Shout out to Unity Books.
Okay, famous Auckland bookstore.
Ella, who works at Unity Books?
Yeah, Sophie.
Sophie.
We didn't go with that name last week.
Right.
So is that the name we bypassed last week?
Yeah.
Okay.
Imagine if it was meant to be that Claudia picked a different name last week. Okay. Imagine if it was meant to be that Claudia picked a different name
last week to then pick the name Sophie this week and she answers.
Claudia, when you are ready, please connect us to Unity Books
in Auckland.
Come on, Sophie.
Good luck, everyone.
Hopefully Sophie is working today.
Come on.
Hello, Unity Books.
Roger speaking.
Oh.
G'day, Roger.
How are you?
Good.
Hello.
My name's Bree.
I'm from the ZM Drive show, Bree and Clint.
Hi.
And I'm Clint.
I'm on that show as well.
Roger, this is not a prank.
It's an experiment.
Is there anybody who works at Unity Books by the name of Sophie?
Just a sec.
We don't have a staff member called Sophie, do we?
Oh, he's checking.
We don't have a staff member called Sophie?
No, we don't.
No.
Okay.
Oh, well.
Thanks for checking, Roger.
And not your fault.
Hey, thank you.
What's the hot book at the moment?
What's everybody reading?
Is it Bree's book?
I heard it's my book, Rog.
Of course it is.
Yeah.
Oh, good answer.
Thanks, Rog.
Good answer.
He probably wants to know what the game is.
Yeah, what is it?
It's name in a haystack.
So if Sophie had answered the phone,
because we picked a random workplace and a random name,
then Sophie would have won $350.
Oh, okay.
Should we call you back next week, Rog?
Do you do a good Sophie?
Oh, good idea.
Advanced notice, though.
You're a legend, Rog.
Appreciate you, mate.
Have a good day.
These poor people are like, what the frick?
What in the hell?
They're randomly calling us to be on the radio now.
Yes, we are.
It's not a good game because it's an easy game.
It's a good game because it's a hard game.
It's a good game because it's a hard game.
Exactly.
Next week, new workplace, new name.
Where is it going to be?
I've got a feeling in me waters that we're getting close.
Next on the show, from one experiment to another,
could Bree carry me around a rugby field? experiment to another, could Brie carry me
around a rugby field
and vice versa?
Could I carry Brie
around a rugby field?
It's off the back of that song
from Alex Warren,
Carry Me Home.
Could we actually
carry each other home?
We're going to find out.
Brie and Clint,
we'll do it next at ZM.
Brie and Clint.
Whether it's tonight
or 55 years down the road.
That's Alex Warren
and Carry You Home.
We played that song around this time yesterday
and straight afterwards this was said.
Do you reckon you could carry me home?
I reckon, like, if we were out in battle,
I could pick you up and carry you.
You've got to carry me home.
What if I just carry you to the corner bus stop?
A lap of one of the rugby fields.
I'm keen. Let's give it a go.
Yeah.
How hard could it be?
Fast forward to today where we have done a lap of the local rugby field.
An investigation needed to be done.
Didn't it?
Could we actually carry each other home if in need?
There's obviously a size difference between us.
Yes.
I've got, what, do you reckon 20 kilos on you?
No, no way.
Maybe, nah.
15 kilos on you?
Maybe 15.
Yeah, post-Christmas.
Post-Christmas.
15 kilos and half a foot.
And half a foot at least.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So obviously more impressive for you to be able to do it than me.
But, you know, it's still good to test yourself.
I feel like I'm still...
I haven't picked up any women in ages.
So...
Or any one.
I should have said any one, shouldn't I?
Literally?
Or just...
Both.
In general?
Yeah, both.
In general, hey, I think it's...
Look, I'm not a small woman,
so I feel like it's still impressive to pick me up
and carry me a considerable distance. Just before the show today,
Brie and I headed down to
Auckland's Victoria Park. Yep.
People thought we were so strange.
What do you reckon the distance was, Claude?
It was a good 100 metres. 100 metres?
150 metres? At least, yeah.
Let's start with Brie
over the shoulder, shall we?
Okay. So me carrying Bree.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Oh, I shouldn't have had that curry for lunch.
How are you going?
I'm good at the moment.
That's not a good angle, Ella.
Quick, I'm so intoxicated.
I can't walk.
Oh, Jesus.
Whoa.
How are you going?
Sorry, I'm interviewing your bottom at the moment.
I can see the finish line.
I'm slipping!
Should have wore pants!
You are home, my lady.
Please tip your overdriver.
That sounds like pure chaos.
You're so dramatic up there.
I was doing all the work.
Yeah, I know, but I was slung over your shoulder,
so your shoulder was digging into my liver.
Was it in any way romantic?
Nah, because my face was directly in your bottom.
Like, my face right in your bottom.
We succeeded, though.
You did an amazing job.
We got there.
I will say I was quite impressed.
Really?
Yes.
Okay, I'll take that.
Yep.
Next, it was your chance to pick me up.
Six foot two, 90-ish kilos of all man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we're up.
Oh, my God.
We're up.
Jesus, what did you eat?
Oh, my God.
I feel like I'm seven foot tall right now.
Why are you standing up so straight?
Oh, do you want me to go over?
Yeah.
I'll change.
Oh, stay up.
But also, I'm drunk.
This is so nice.
You know, I've never actually been on a lime scooter before.
Oh, this could go bad.
That was exhilarating.
Hooray!
You know, without being able to see what we're doing...
Sounds quite sinister, doesn't it?
It really sounds like something else.
Yeah, the part where you said, oh, this is quite exhilarating.
I'm up. I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
What did you eat?
Oh, there we go.
Anyway, could we carry each other home?
Yeah, we can.
We can.
And I just want to say I'm still offended as to how heavily strapped your knee was just to carry me 100 metres.
That was more about me, not you.
Okay, okay.
Give it a go, everybody.
Carry a friend.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
All righty, some birthday bangers.
This is where you give us your birthday.
We figure out in here number one songs when you turn 16.
Then we'll play one of them.
Amy is going to do her partner Daniel's birthday banger.
Hi, Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Hey, guys.
How's it hanging?
Good, thank you, mate.
Have you done yours before?
I have.
I have.
It was a Tracy Chapman, not the remake, but a Tracy Chapman.
A Tracy Chapman original.
How good.
Yeah.
I feel like we haven't had that many times on Birthday Banger,
so you could have been the first one.
All right, so you've done yours.
You've got a ripper.
What is your partner Daniel's birthday?
29 August 1980.
All right, that means he was 16 in 1996.
And on that day, this was at the top.
If you want to be my lover, yeah, yeah, live my life.
Oh, two for two.
If your partner Daniel had to be a Spice Girl, which one would he be?
If you want to be my lover.
Scary.
Scary.
It's too easy, but that's the way it is.
A lot of leopard print, I'm assuming, that's why.
Yeah.
If I know Daniel, he loves a bit of cheetah print.
Jen's here.
Hi, Jen.
Hi, Jen.
Hey.
What have you been up to today, mate?
Just working, but had a nice walk at my lunch break, which was good.
Delightful.
Oh, how nice.
Okay, great.
What is your date of birth, mate?
2nd September, 1990. All right. date of birth, mate? 2nd September 1990.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2006.
We've done the calculations.
Here's your birthday band.
How come every time you come around my London,
London bridge, wanna go down like
London, London, London, wanna go down like
Fergie's breakout hat, solo hat.
What do you reckon, Jen?
Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. It's you reckon, Jen? Yeah, it's all good.
It's all good.
It's all right, eh?
Yeah.
It's pretty good, though.
It's a lot of competition.
I like it.
Fergie's solo stuff was pretty bloody good.
I'd like it more if it was Fergalicious, but yeah.
True, that was good.
Gab.
What was her other one?
Oh, Big Girls Don't Cry.
Glamorous and glamorous.
And glamorous.
Yeah, yeah.
She had a few. She had bangers. Gab's here. G'day, Gab. Hi't Cry. Glamorous and glamorous. And glamorous. Yeah, she had a few.
She had bangers.
Gav's here.
G'day, Gavin.
Hi, Gav.
Hi.
What have you been doing today, Gav?
Just finished work about 10 minutes ago.
Oh, perfect.
Well, thanks for calling through.
What is your date of birth?
10th of February, 68.
All right.
That means you were 16, mate, in 1984.
And on the 10th of Feb, 84, this was at the top.
What a ripper.
Oh, it's a staple here on the Brian Clint Show.
The Pātea Māori Club and Poie.
What do you reckon, Gav?
Yeah, it's all right.
I mean, it's a classic.
Yeah, my birthday's coming up next Monday anyway, so.
Is it?
Oh, it is too.
Happy birthday for next Monday.
Yeah, I'll be 57.
Oh, good man.
Oh, good on you, Gav.
She's tough to impress, Gav.
I thought that was a great song.
It's a banger.
Yeah.
To be honest, three bangers.
Three bangers.
I'm voting for Poirier.
You know me.
Poirier.
I was going to say London Bridge.
No.
Gav, in honour of your birthday next week,
you've just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Yeah, thanks, mate.
No worries.
Have a ripper, Gav.
Happy 57th.
Yep.
Cheers, mate. No worries. Have a ripper, Gav. Happy 57th. Yep. Cheers, mate.
No worries.
Man, a few words.
That's what I've always liked about Gav.
Same.
Same here.
Brian Clint from 1984.
Here's a Kiwi classic for Birthday Banger.お疲れ様でした ZM Brian Clint, that is for Gav.
It was number one in New Zealand in the summer of 1984.
That's his birthday banger from the Patia Māori Club.
Banger.
Kiwi classic.
Kiwi classic.
Can't beat it.
Yeah.
Can't beat it.
Got to be a top five all-time New Zealand song, I believe.
What else should be in there, you reckon?
For me...
Slice of Heaven.
Slice of Heaven, yeah.
Got to be in there.
Yeah.
A Crowded House song.
Absolutely. Or a Split House song. Absolutely.
Or a Split End song.
A She Had song.
How Bizarre?
Yeah, top ten.
Top ten.
Pretty big.
Lorde.
Oh, Lorde's got to be in there.
I feel like Lorde has to be in the top five just because there has been no more successful New Zealand song.
Like with the success she had with Royals.
Yeah, yeah.
It doesn't get bigger than that.
Yeah.
Like that was the song, because what year did that come out?
Royals.
Yeah.
2014.
Like that was the song of the year.
Oh.
Globally.
Like there wasn't a bigger song that year than that.
Yeah.
You know?
So it's got to be in there.
God, we've got so many lists to put together, don't we? Oh, we've got to get on to it. So many lists that year than that. Yeah. You know? So it's got to be in there.
God, we've got so many lists to put together, don't we?
We've got to get on to it.
So many lists, so little time.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
I got boomer scammed.
Oh, no, it's finally happened.
It's like the first time you have a fall.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And when I say boomer scammed, it's probably not fair because it's not all boomers.
It's actually probably people older than boomers.
No, it's probably boomers. It's actually probably people older than boomers. No, it's probably boomers.
It's probably boomers.
Yeah.
I put my credit card details somewhere where I shouldn't put my credit card details,
and it's my fault.
It's my fault because I didn't pay enough attention to what was going on,
but it does show you they say these scams can happen to anyone,
including young, savvy, techy guys like me.
I feel like you're moving out of that age group.
We all are.
In fairness to the boomers, I will say, God, they're getting smart.
They are getting smart.
They're getting so sophisticated and so good at how they get you
that I'm not surprised.
This one, though, not that smart.
Oh, really?
What did you do?
I got an app on my phone that got suggested to me by a website called Radar Bot.
And you know those old school police radar detectors you could buy that go on your windscreen
and it'll tell you where speed cameras are and where police are.
So you don't speed and you don't get a ticket.
Yeah.
Well, I got advertised an app which said it can do it all for you on your phone.
Oh my God. And it'll just come through your stereo. It's called Radar Bot. Anyway, it got advertised an app which said it can do it all for you on your phone. Oh, God.
And it'll just come through your stereo.
It's called Radar Bot.
Anyway, it turns out to be a shit app.
But I thought, maybe it'll be better if I buy the premium version.
So I clicked this link.
Wait, how much was the original version?
$4.99 a month.
Okay.
The premium version was $9.99 a month.
Okay.
So I thought, before I delete it it I'll just upgrade and try it
Because it's still cheaper than buying a radar detector
Yeah
So I clicked the link
And I kind of wasn't paying attention to what I was doing
And put my credit card details in
And then I was on this landing page
You know when the app takes you out of the app to a browser?
Yes
And I was on a browser putting in my details
And I put in my credit card details, name,
credit card number, expiry date, security number.
Holy hell.
And I hit enter and...
What did it come up with?
The page that I had entered my credit card details into.
Can you read the URL at the top of that page there?
Flirtymeetings.com.
And it says, we couldn't protect your payment.
And then it has a sad face.
It seems that you already have active or the same email address.
Oh, no, that's bad.
That's a bad page to get.
I have, in trying to get this app to work,
signed up to a website called flirtymeetings.com,
which is obviously like a banner ad within the app.
It's not a website that I frequent.
It's not a website that I was trying to sign up to.
But it's taking you to this bloody website.
But once you sign up to flirtymeetings.com.
So what happens now?
When's your first flirty meeting?
You either have to email flirtymeetings.com and be like, hey,
and go, hey, this was a mistake.
And they'll go, sure it was, brother.
Sure.
Sure it was.
Someone's wife's found flirtymeetings.com on the credit card bill.
We will wipe it from your credit card bill.
Anyway, I rang the bank and I cancelled my credit card.
Really?
I thought that's the only thing I can do.
If I've given my credit card details to a dodgy website
Oh, how annoying. I know.
So now I've lost my credit card on all of my
streaming apps. Yeah. All my
saved details on my laptop, on my computer
everything. But at least
I've only been charged $2.79
from flirtymeetings.com
And you've got it for a whole month.
What? So you can't use it?
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm wearing a blindfold. It's very hard to know where my microphone And you've got it for a whole month. What? So you can use it. Bree and Clint.
Sorry, I'm wearing a blindfold.
It's very hard to know where my microphone is.
It is quite disorientating, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it is quite disorientating.
I know how Ray Charles felt during his radio interviews now.
I'll just breeze past that.
Look, last week we had you blindfolded as well, didn't we?
Yes.
When I was sniffing you guys, you made me identify your smells.
I wanted to see if you could identify me, Producer Claude and Producer Ella
based on our smell.
And I thought I would take it a step further this week.
And I'm now blindfolded as well.
Okay.
And we're going to see if we can identify people from the ZM team
based just on their voice.
Oh, okay.
Have you seen... Oh, no!
I've seen this! Have you seen this trend?
We should know people
who we work with all the time
based just on their
voice. I'm not going to do well at
this, Bree. And you know that I'm not going to do well at this.
I reckon you'll be fine. I reckon you'll be fine.
I reckon you'll be fine.
So all they're going to say.
I saw Simon Barnett do this this week.
Oh, did you?
And he got like one out of five.
But he's been gone for six years.
He hasn't been there.
So I should do better than him.
Okay.
So we're going to take it in turns, identifying these people.
So all they're going to say is, hi, Bree and Clint.
Okay, so when the first person is ready, away you go.
Hi, Bree and Clint.
Can we do that one more time?
I can go first.
I know who it is.
That's Sam who does Friday Oki.
Correct.
Come on.
Well done.
That means you're up next.
I would have got that too, by the way.
I just wanted you to have the first one.
Yeah.
All right, when the next person's ready.
Okay, hi, Brinkland.
Oh, that's my old mate, Rob Dickey.
Oh, too easy.
Oh!
Too easy.
You've known Rob for how long?
Like 15 years.
God, if you didn't get him, you're stuffed.
Okay, back to me now.
Hi, Brian Clint.
One more time.
Hi, Brian Clint.
That's Amelia.
Is it?
Yes, correct, correct.
Would you have got that, Clint?
I feel like she was putting a voice on.
No, I don't think she was.
A little bit.
Then, yeah, I would have got it, yeah.
Maybe her office voice.
I would have got it, yeah. Okay, back to you, Clint. Hi, I don't think she was. A little bit. Then yeah, I would have got it. Maybe her office voice. I would have got it, yeah.
Okay, back to you, Clint.
Hi, Brian Clint.
Oh, could I have that
again, Clint? I know who it is.
Hi, Brian Clint.
Just one more time.
Hi, Brian Clint.
Um,
Soundkeeper Gary? Oh, that was lucky, mateie and Clint.
Soundkeeper Gary.
Oh, that was lucky, mate.
Ten years.
Ten years.
You were doing a voice.
God, you sounded like you were 20.
You really sounded like an intern just then. Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so far we're...
We're 100%.
We're 100%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's up next?
Hi, Br, Brain Clint.
Ooh.
I know who that is.
I can take it if you want.
One more time.
Hi, Brain Clint.
Oh.
Who do you think you know?
Yeah, 100%.
Who is it?
That's Megan.
Yeah!
Correct.
She was also putting her voice on.
You did to me, Bree.
She was trying to hide her voice a little bit.
That's one of my best mates.
Yeah.
Yeah, that wasn't your normal voice.
No, it wasn't.
No, her and Gary have both gone off about it.
Yeah.
Okay, who's the last person?
Hey, Brooklyn.
Oh, that's Georgia.
It's so recognisable.
We listen to that voice for like five hours a day.
Come on, that was
the easiest. Is there any more?
Hello,
Brinkland. That's
Ella doing an Australian excuse.
Not a very
good one. Is that everyone?
Oh, well, suck on that, Simon Barnett.
That's how you do it, mate.
That's how you do it.
That's how we roll.
Yeah.
Ah.