ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 28th July 2021

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

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Hi everybody, there's some rude songs coming up in the podcast intro today. We don't swear, but we can't obviously help, you know. Although ironically, I accidentally swore on the show today. That's in the podcast, eh Ben? Yeah. Yeah, good. Did you beep it? I haven't got around to it, but probably won't now.

Yeah, I reckon don't. Nah, because we've done this morning now, so you don't need to. Yeah, there's no point. Podcast time everybody, welcome to it. I've got a treat for everyone I don't know, how is this brought up? We were talking about that song Birthday Banger Blow My Whistle Bitch

Yeah Blow My Whistle Bitch Remember that song? Yeah, yeah That was big when I would have been in, I reckon, five or six. Really? Yeah, I was going to blue light discos. Oh, no, maybe so.

Maybe like seven. No one was playing blow my whistle, bitch at a blue light disco. We were in Stanthorpe, Queensland. Really? Yeah. That's where I heard it. I was like, what's this song? I only listened to rock music when I was a teen.

And so the first time I heard dance music was in the clubs when I turned 18. That's so weird. And that song came on one time and I'm like, this is awesome. You'd never heard Blow My Whistle until you were 18? I hadn't heard it until I was drunk in the clubs. Holy shit, that's insane. I was at Lava Bar in Rotorua. Shout out to Lava Bar.

The DJ used to DJ from the roof. For people who don't know that song or the DJ, DJ Alligator, he released... Was that the DJ at Lava Bar? No. This is the DJ that did Blow My Whistle. He also did, he released this song straight afterwards. And I never realized how sexual it sounds, but it's called I Want to Suck on Your Lollipop.

Obviously, that sounds sexual, but listen to the voice, the women's voice. What the fuck you want to do? Look out. Turn it up. Ready? Wait for it. Listen to this voice. What the fuck you want to do?

I want to suck on your lollipop. That is cool. What the fuck you want to do? I want to suck on your lollipop What the fuck you wanna do? I wanna suck on your lollipop Alright, everyone, you have to do your best impression of that. What the fuck you wanna do? I wanna suck on your lollipop I wanna suck on your lollipop What the fuck you wanna do?

I wanna suck on your lollipop Ben? No, no. Yo, Ben. I wanna suck on your lollipop Ben This by the way Is the exact same song As Blow My Whistle He's just changed the words Nah this is better Oh yeah

Shout out To the 90s. What year is this? I don't know. Horny, horny trance music. Take me back. Sounds like the dumbest song. It's so interesting because obviously that was from the 90s.

And then for all of our Aussie listeners, you will recall a DJ duo which was like 10 years, no, longer. Like after, oh no, maybe 10 or so years later and they did pretty much that exact music but made it a little bit more modern. And I'll give you an example. What were they called? They were called Bombs Away.

And their big first breakout hit was called Big Booty Bitches. And it sounded... Oh, yeah, I think you've played this to us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have. No, but listen to how similar it sounds from obviously that to this. Here we go. So this is like 10 or 15 years later. obviously that to this. Here we go.

This is like 10 or 15 years later. This was their first big breakout hit from memory. Maybe not, but that's how I remember it. This is shuffling music. They used to play all the festivals. They were a joke though, right? No. Were they serious? They were serious.

There's no lyrics. No, wait, right? No. Were they serious? They were serious. There's no lyrics. No, wait, wait, wait. Here we go. Wait for the drop. Booty bitches. We want big booty bitches. Big, big, big, big. We want big booty bitches. Big, big booty bitches. So that was, so let's say that was Blow My Whistle. Yeah.

And then their follow-up, which would have been I Want To Suck On Your Lollipop, was called Good follow-up. Super Soaker. Yes. You guys want to? Oh, yeah. And so this is what they thought. Wait, what's Super Soaker code for

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No you've been double added Oh no wait I can skip this one I think if you get double added You're cancelled Yeah possibly How simple was that Oh my god that's so Australian. Yeah.

Yeah. Wow. It's a good drop. Here we go. Shout out to all of my stereo sonic peeps, Future Music, Festival, you know where you're at. This was it back in 2010. God, we could be in real trouble with the amount of music we're playing.

No, none of these songs are getting checked for, bro. Yeah, true, actually, true. DJ Alligator ain't trolling the podcast. How many views do you think that song's had on YouTube? Half a million? 13 mil. Not that many because it's got two ads before it. Oh, yeah.

Five million. Damn. I was pretty close. What'd you say? That's a fair few. Five million views, not bad. Yeah, it's not bad. Anyway.

All the Aussies would love that. They would have loved that Because they were big Back in Australia Huge Can't believe Bombs Away Never crossed the Tasman

Yeah I reckon I mean Can't believe it never caught on Where is Bombs Away At R&B you know We were too busy Jamming to Dane Rumble

Yes The goat And then he goes to Australia Oh the irony Rude Okay Well should we podcast Should we do a little intro Yes, the goat. And then he goes to Australia. Oh, the irony. Rude. Okay, well, should we podcast? Should we do a little intro?

Just because of the amount of language. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Hi, everybody. There's some rude songs coming up in the podcast intro today. We don't swear. Nah. But we can't obviously help, you know. Although, ironically, I accidentally swore on the show today.

That's in the podcast eh Ben? Yeah Did you beep it? I haven't got around to it but probably won't now Yeah I reckon don't Nah because we've done this morning now so you don't need to Yeah there's no point Don't Ben don't cut this out of here

Just lift it and put it at the start But then leave it here as well okay How many times have you done this? That you've sworn and said the F-bomb on the show I think two live F-bombs you've sworn and said the F-bomb on the show? I think two live F-bombs and one playing out of an F-word in a song. Nah, I reckon it's three and you played out one. Well, let's play it down, okay?

Otherwise you'll end up doing the show by yourself. Do you want me to get reprimanded? Do you want to do all of this shit by yourself? I'm just saying, what is it going to take where you need to learn your lesson? What's it going to take for Clint to get cancelled? Probably one more. Probably one more. Yeah. Well, stay tuned.

I reckon I'll drop it before Christmas. Merry Christmas. Is that the poo you've been working on, you constipated bastard? All right, let's go, everybody. Have a nice thing-va-fa. That was one of your most awkward ones yet. Yeah, because you talked about a constipated poo. How bad is a constipated poo?

We've already played the dolphin. Oh, it's so bad. All right, fine. Dolphin me out. No, I want the dolphin now. It sounds like a poo dropping into the toilet, doesn't it? Hey, Google. What's the time?

It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show.

It's Bree and Clint. Happy Wednesday, everyone. I mean, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Happy Wednesday, everyone. I mean, I'm feeling a bit tired. I've watched that much Olympics. I can't feel my eyes anymore. What day of the Olympics is it? It's like day five or maybe even six. I think I'm starting to get the Olympic bug now.

I watched the men's semis for the sevens this afternoon. The boys went through to the final. They beat Great Britain. And I watched the girls win the double skulls today. Literally today, New Zealand has doubled its medal tally to two medals. And in that time, Brie was checking the updates on Australia and she's like, gold, another gold. Oh, we've got another gold. It's all in the swimming.

The Aussies are like fish in the pool. Yeah. They're just so good in the pool. Why. The Aussies are like fish in the pool. Yeah. They're just so good in the pool. Why is that? Why is Australia so good at swimming? I don't know. I'm not sure. But don't talk to me when the athletics starts because we ain't winning nothing.

Really? Nah. You got any sprinters? Oh, we probably do. Maybe there'll be a few good ones. I don't know of anyone. Yeah, right. But there's no Cathy Freemans.

No. Who are like set to win the gold as far as I know. What about for the Kiwis? Maybe there'll be a few good ones. I don't know of anyone. Yeah, right. But there's no Cathy Freemans. No. Who are, like, set to win the gold, as far as I know. What about for the Kiwis? Not sure, to be honest. I don't know who's in our track and field team, apart from Dame Val. She's in there. Oh, yeah.

She could definitely win. Yeah. Oh, Tom Walsh is in there with the shot pot. Shot pot. You know your track and field. Boy, if there's one thing I know, it's track and field events. The shot pot. Today on the show.

Don't get me started on the hammer tong. Your chance to win cash with Dunk for Cash. That's happening before 4 o'clock. All you've got to do is get through and pick a bucket of dunks, and you can win some cash with that. But we'll start with cash as well in Tradiverse Lady. Yeah, you want $50? Call us now.

0800-DIAL-ZM, and you can pick up $50 if you can beat out someone else. Three trivia questions correct is all you need to win. We'll play after Drax Project on ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, so far this year, the ladies sitting on 63 wins,

the tradies sitting on 53, but who will take home the 50 bucks today? Oh, we've just lost our tradie guys. We're going to need to try and get them back. In the meantime, let's get our lady. She's 35, she's from Tauranga, and she was on the 2006 Wheel of Fortune. What a claim to fame, Jen. Jen, were you on it as a contestant or one of the letter spinners? Oh, yeah.

Imagine. No, as a contestant, it was a good time. How much did you win? $500, actually. It was pretty good. Nice. Nice, Jen. Well, you can win 10% of that money this afternoon

on Tradie vs Lady. For only 10% of the work. Your tradie that you're taking on today is 31. They have lived in Christchurch their whole life. They're a one-eyed Cantabrian painter. Welcome to the show, Nick. G'day, Nick.

Down here. Let me guess, you only paint houses red and black? Yeah, you know it. That's the one. Alright, guys. Down here. Let me guess, you only paint houses red and black? Yeah, but you know it. That's the one. All right, guys, here we go. Nick, your buzz is tradie. Jen, your buzz is lady. Question number one.

New Zealand doubled its medal tally today with a silver medal to Brooke Donoghue and Hannah Osborne in the women's double skulls. What sport is that? Lady. Jen. Gin. Gin. Rowing.

It is rowing. Congrats to the girls. Amazing stuff. Question number two. It's one to the ladies. More Olympics news. The New Zealand men's sevens team are through to the Olympic finals after beating Great Britain this afternoon.

What is the name of the rugby trophy contested between New Zealand and Australia each year? Australia. Yes, Nick. It is the name of the rugby trophy contested between New Zealand and Australia each year? The Tradies. Yes, Nick. Bledisloe. It is the Bledisloe. We are one apiece. Here we go.

Question number three. Lorde has done an interview answering 73 questions for Vogue magazine in New York. What city in New Zealand was Lorde born in? Tradies. Nick. Yes, Nick. Nice. Auckland.

It is Auckland. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. There is nothing in this game. Here we go. Question number four. Japan took out the Olympic final last night in the women's softball to win gold over the USA. In softball, do you pitch overarm or underarm?

Ladies. Yes, Jen. Oh, Jen, tied up here. Underarm. Nice work, Jen. Oh, Jen, tied up here. Underarm. Nice work, Jen. It's all tied up here. It's like an Olympic final. This is good.

I like these ones. All right, guys. Question number five for the win. Trady. Yes, Nick? May as well give it a crack. Oh, my phone's delayed. Continue.

Question number five. The popular song where the word bananas is spelled out. Yes, Nick? B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Not the question, unfortunately. Oh, no. It was worth a shot. Bananas is spelled out, is sung by which American pop star?

Lady. Yes, Jen. Jen for the win. Queen Stefani? She's got it. Hooray. Jeez, what a match. That was a great match,

worthy of a gold medal at the Olympics, in my opinion. Good work, Nick. But it has to go to Jen this afternoon. Oh, he's out of here. Jen, we've got $50 cash for you. Congratulations. Nice work, Jen. Thank it has to go to Jen this afternoon. Oh, he's out of here. Jen, we've got 50 bucks cash for you. Congratulations. Nice work, Jen. Thank you.

Very well done. Brian Clint. Oh, excuse me. Whoa. Got a bit of coconut stuck in my throat. Oh, I thought you were going to say something else. No, Kim Crosman bought us some delicious treats today. She's on the show today, by the way, too.

Just announced for Celebrity Treasure Island Season 2. I mean, I know you have to be impartial as the host, but is she your favourite contestant? I do enjoy Kim Crossman. Obviously, her and I have done this radio show together. But I am not saying, I'm not biased. I love all the contestants equally and I want all of them to do equally as well as each other.

Is she, but can you rule out that she's definitely not your least favourite contestant? I love all of the contestants the same. Who would be your least favourite contestant. I love all of the contestants the same. Who would be your least favourite contestant? I don't have any favourites. They're like my children. I love all of them like they were my children. All right, well, let's get them in here and you can pick them.

You can rank them, put them in order for us. No, we're not ranking them. No, we're not doing that. An apartment currently for sale in Taumaki Makaurau, Auckland, is not only the most expensive apartment in New Zealand, it's the most expensive house, period. Like, it's the most expensive property that you can buy.

More than houses in Remuera. More than a house in Remuera. Yes, correct. Must be bloody expensive apartment. The $42 million apartment is situated at the top of the 52-storey Pacifica building bloody expensive apartment. The $42 million apartment is situated at the top of the

52-storey Pacifica building in central Auckland. $42 million and it's currently for sale. We've talked about this apartment before, haven't we? We talked about it when it was getting built. Now it's ready to buy. I recognise the giant dining

room table. Yes. Yeah. So what do you get for $42 million? How many bedrooms would you expect for 42 mil? 42. Me too. For 42 million.

Probably a few more. Million per bedroom. You can get a two-bedroom house in Auckland for $1 million. So I'd probably expect 84 bedrooms for $42 million. No, you get five bedrooms. Doesn't seem like many, does it? How many bathrooms would you expect for $42 million? Usually there's more bathrooms. I'm going to say 10.

Close, nine. It was close. Who needs nine bathrooms? I do. Actually, stupid question. Then you can have your chamber of secrets at different ends of the house. So you can have literally... It's like roulette.

So this toilet you only do number ones, this toilet only number twos, and then this toilet's number twos closer to the living room. And this toilet's for number twos but only after a big night out. And this toilet's for number twos for guests, and then this one's number ones for guests. And this toilet, you must never go there guests and then this one's number one's for guests. And this toilet you must never go there. You don't go into that toilet. Don't go in there. The problem with having nine bathrooms is you have to clean nine bathrooms.

That's what my mum has always said when she was building their like forever home. She's like I'm not putting in heaps of toilets. How many toilets do they put in? Three. Yeah still quite a lot of toilets. Well you've got a powder room which is for guests La-dee-da

And then their en suite Who's en suite? The guests? No, my mum and dad's Oh, yeah And then the kids' bathroom Oh, I see what you're saying Yeah, okay

When we stay there Although if you're paying $42 million You're probably not cleaning your own nine bathrooms Car parks How many car parks do you get for $42 million? So five bedroom, five Five? Six car parks Six? I mean,42 million? So five bedroom, five. Five. Six car parks.

Six? I mean, yeah, because you probably get a lot of fancy cars if you're living there. To be fair, I reckon $42 million to get six car parks in downtown Auckland, that's probably half the cost, isn't it? It would have been, yeah. Yeah. So all of that, five bedrooms, nine bathrooms, six car parks, and no backyard for the low, low price of $42 million.

If that's a bit of you, then what are you doing listening to ZM? Is there even a balcony? No. Oh, um. You can look out the window. I think it's too high up for a balcony. You're 52 stories in the air. So, yeah.

Enjoy that. Good luck with the first home shopping, everybody. Bree and Clint. I've got cat app news. Good luck with the first home shopping, everybody. I've got cat app news. What? Cat news? Cat app. Cat.

It sounds like you're trying to say cat nap. I am. Cat nap. You've got cat nap news. Yeah, cat app news. Cat what news? Cat app. Cat app.

Yeah, cat nap. Cat app or cat nap? Cat app news. Cat. Cat nap. Cat app. Cat nap. Cat App or Catnap? Cat App. Cat. Cat. Catnap. Cat App. Cat App. Is it apps for cats?

Yeah, so cats can use it on their iPads or their paw pads, I should say. Okay, cat. Oh, why don't you just say that? Cat App. Yeah, Cat App. This is for cat owners, obviously not cats, because they can't press the buttons on an iPhone. Well, they can't pay their bill on time either.

But this is for anyone who owns a cat. You might be interested in this. There is a new app that has been developed, and I think it's called Sylvester, and it was developed. Oh, no, the app is called Tably, sorry. It was developed by a company called Sylvester. Right. Which is kind of cool because that's the character from the movie tunes.

That's a cat. It's the sister company of Tweety Bird. Yeah. Yeah, got it. Anyway, apparently this app called Tably uses the phone's camera to tell whether a feline is feeling pain or not. Oh, okay. So technically the app detects distress by looking at ear and head position, eye narrowing, muzzle tension, how the whiskers change positions.

Wow, okay. When I read this, I was kind of like, I mean, yes, but does it actually work? How's it going to work on my cats who have a permanent grumpy look on their face? You know? Like, is it going to look at my cat and just go, man, your cat is depressed. That's why, you know, it didn't work for grumpy cat. Yeah. You know, but it might work.

And it's available to the public now if you want to try it. Tably. Yeah, tably. Yeah. And apparently there's been a lot of scientific research that has actually gone into this. Or so they say. That's what it says on the website. But I thought, I'm not convinced. I want to go one better for our listeners and I think it'd be a good idea that we test

this app. Right. So I bought it on the app store. Here we go. How much was it? It was, I don't know, actually. I did the eye thing. Don't check the price. Don't check the price, Digg. But anyway, I thought we don't have a cat here today, but we could test it on you. Okay. Same kind of

thing. Yeah. Are you going to tell me if I've got any feline problems? Well, yeah. It's going to tell me what you're feeling or what's going on with you. Okay, ready? So do you need to scan my face? Just scanning your face now with the app. Calibrating.

Calibrating. Oh, constipated. Screw you. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, quite an interesting story coming out of the Kutcher camp. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have talked about bath time in their household.

Yeah, they're so, like, even though they are hugely famous and multi, multi millionaires, really rich, actually, they've confessed, like, they like to kind of keep it real with us, and they've actually told us that they don't bathe their children every day. In fact, they don't bathe them unless you can see dirt on them. They said it's just the way that they've been brought up. It is a quirky

and very different type of confession coming from someone worth, I think, worth like $400 million. Ashton had the first shares of Uber. They're super rich. Yeah. It's like the first shares of Uber, like they're super rich. Yeah, an interesting confession. On another Miller and Ashton unusual topic as well that was going around as well,

you may know Miller has told him that he is not allowed to take his space shuttle jet, you know, ticket that he bought for $250,000. So yeah, there's got some odd rules in the house. No space travel and no barbs. I'm going to ask you two, you two as the people without children, how does that make you feel, not washing your

kids until you see dirt? Bloody fantastic. That's how to run my household, I'll tell you that. Alright, that's the farm girl's take. Dean, what's your take on not washing children? Well, I'm like a clean freak, so I shower way too many times a day and our dog gets washed all the time. I don't know,

I'm a clean freak. I'd be, no, they would at least shower. I'd probably wash them twice a day. Those kids, yeah, twice a day. They don't even sweat. That's the beauty of being a kid. But they wear a nappy full of their own. I don't know how old his kids are, but you know. Anyway, each to your own.

I can understand skipping a bath here and there, but full on. All right, that's the latest on Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's children's bathing routine. Not a story I thought we'd ever be covering, and yet here we are. You can win a double pass to Suicide Squad if you text SQUAD to 9696. There's an in-season double pass up for grabs.

It's out in cinemas from the 5th of August. Brianne Clint. Please welcome to the show Kiwi legend and good friend, it's Mitch James. I am in your lonely. It's not fun to say the same thing. How are you, team? How you going, Mitch James? Good to talk to you, man. Always, always. How are we?

Very well. You, it turns out, are basically a marriage celebrant and waiting, you know? You're making relationships and dreams come true at your gigs. You're the new Cupid. They call me Cupid. They call me Cupid. So tell us what went down at your Hamilton show on the weekend. Yeah, so I was in quarantine a few weeks ago and I did an Instagram Live

and some lady was like, I want to propose to my girlfriend at your show. And I was like, yeah, sweet as, I didn't really think too much of it. And I'm not very good at Instagram, so I didn't know that I had about 5,800 messages from her. But I got on stage and I saw the sign saying, help me propose to my girlfriend. And basically I remembered this Instagram Live, so I assumed it was the same girl and just after one of my songs I kind of needed a bit of a breather

because I was up there kind of sweating balls off. So I just said yo bring this girl on stage and gave her the mic and she dropped down to one knee and her and her lovely girlfriend are now oncés. How good. Oh, yeah. We've got a little bit of the audio here. This is what went down.

Shout out and I'll propose to my girlfriend. Katarina, here's your shout out. Oh, my. Let's do this. The stage is yours. Now, she said yes. That's the most important bit, right? Oh, yeah.

Let's do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you imagine how much your show would have taken like a hit, like the mood if the partner had gone, um, yeah, no thank you. No, he just moves into some of his breakup music and then it's perfect. Absolutely, absolutely.

Well, I mean like fair credit to her because like I don't know about getting rejected in front of like 3,000 people. Like that would be the worst feeling ever. So fair play to it. They're engaged. Mitch, this is what I said to Clint because we were talking about it before the show and I said,

I feel like I would die of embarrassment if someone proposed to me in front of that many people. What do you think? What are your thoughts on the public proposal? Would you just rather do it, you know, where it's just you and your partner and it's like a special moment or do you rather do it, you know, where it's just you and your partner and it's like a special moment? Or do you want the big, you know, hoopla and the fireworks?

I'm a very, very, very private person, so that is my worst nightmare. I think that's very relatable. Guys, cancel the doves and the white horses for Mitch Shanks, please. Cancel the doves. Cancel, cancel. Cancel, cancel. Let me see, good result here. Yeah. I do always look at these ones and Icel, cancel. Cancel, cancel. Let me see. Good result here. Yeah.

I do always look at these ones and I go, they said yes. You kind of have to say yes in the moment. Even if you wanted to say no. Even if you wanted to say no, you have to say yes. Is it still a yes? Is it still a yes? Have you followed up?

No. Well, hey, if anyone knows that couple, we can put it out on the radio right now, Mitch. We'll do some research. If you know that couple. Katerina and Hannah, who were at Mitch's gig. Yeah, can you text us on 9696? Is it still a yes?

Yeah, is it still on? I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is. I bloody hope so. We're going to take some calls on this this afternoon. We want to talk to people who had a public proposal. Maybe it was at another gig. Maybe your husband.

Maybe that couple that got, the guy got down on one knee at Friday Jams in the mosh pit. Yes. Yeah. Can we also have one call about someone that did it and it was a no because I will be tuning in to ZM for the next hour to hear that. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, public proposal disasters. Or even Mitch James, what about someone who's had a public proposal and you were so awkward at the time you said yes and then you had to retract your answer afterwards. Oh, gosh. I want to hear them all. Okay, this is what we want. How did your public proposal go down?

You might have received it or you might have been doing it. Call us on 0800 dials at M or you can text your story into 9696 and we can call you back. Absolutely. Mitch James, thanks, man. And congrats. You're making dreams come true at your gigs.

Yes, love it. Cheers, guys. Always good to talk. Always good to talk, man. It's a high-risk manoeuvre proposing to your partner in such a public place, you know. You've got to be really confident they're going to say yes. What would you rather? That situation where your partner pulls you up on stage or on the

big screen at a rugby game or something where the camera pans and it lands on you and your partner and then they propose on the big screen. What would you rather? Probably neither. You have to pick one. I proposed

to my wife at a vineyard and there were like five people who could see us and that was too public for her. And then you flew away on the helicopter. That scared me. We're going to taxi back to our motel. Thank you very much. We want to know about your public proposal this afternoon.

Did you do it? Did you go, you know what? This needs to be a spectacle. I need to make a big song and dance about this. People need to see my display of affection. And Jack, you did just that. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I proposed to my now wife at Ellerslie Racecourse in the Birdcage

in front of 10,000 people and live on TV. Whoa. Jeez, must be nice, Jack, in the Birdcage. Fancy. Let's start off with saying that. And what was her reaction? Did you know her well enough that she would have been like, yeah, I want, you know, this big, you know, hoopla?

Well, she always said that she didn't, but I sort of always told her that I was going to. Jack! I sort of did it just to prove a point. No, that's what you've got to do with a proposal, mate. No, it's not. It's all about proving a point, yeah. Oh, dear.

It's about taking what she wants and doing the opposite, I hear you. Jack, I literally love that line from Jack. She said no, but I wanted to do it my way. You got the result, though. She said yes straight away? No, she hesitated for a bit. So we actually tried to get her to come into the birdcage and she wouldn't have a bar of that.

So we had to go and hunt her down with a TV camera just outside of the birdcage. Wait, she wasn't even in the birdcage. It was just you. Well, we set up, so I knew the MC, so we sort of set up a fake interview, which was meant to be with both of us. This proposal was all about you.

Wait a minute. Did you leave your soon-to-be fiancé outside with everyone else while you went into the birdcage and lived it up, Jack? A little bit. I just sort of liked the limelight, you see. Jack. I love you, Jack. You're the people's champion.

Okay, thank you for sharing. Let's talk to Stu. Stu, you did a very public proposal. How did it go? Yeah, it went all right. Not too thank you for sharing that. Let's talk to Stu. Stu, you did a very public proposal. How did it go? Yeah, it went all right. Not too bad, not too bad. Got the answer. What did you do?

So basically at Speedway, got a new wing whipped up for the race car and, yeah, whacked it on the car in the second race. And then when I drove out on the track, obviously she was in a crowd and saw it on there, yeah. What did it say? What did the wing of the stock car say? Oh it just had her name and yeah, will you marry me and yeah it was quite hard work getting it on the car because obviously she came up to the track with me so it was in another car and yeah it was quite

interesting when we were putting it on the car because we had to get her out of the pits and there was an X hanging around as well. Oh, no. It was a bit soft, but there was a group of about, yeah, 10 of the boys trying to keep it all under wraps and we got it done. Stu, can I ask, obviously you drive out. How do you know if she saw it?

When did you find out what her answer was? You just hope like heck that she sees it and that the right name, you know, the right girl with the right name comes forward after the race. Or at least a girl comes forward, right? There's a few Sarahs that come up to you after the race.

You need some Morse code. You need to do like scull your woody and crush the can on your forehead if it's a yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she kind of had an idea. Something was up when I invited all of her family, which they never come, so yeah. Stu, can I ask, did you do a big burnout when she said yes? Ah, yeah, we did.

Yeah! Yeah! I love that. One more public proposal from Matt. Matt, where did you do it? Yeah, so mine was, it was meant to be quiet. It was on the Eiffel Tower and I sort of whispered to her and then people sort of noticed around us

and then it escalated pretty quickly that what I was doing and they saw the ring and then, yeah, that whole idea of being a bit private didn't eventuate. Didn't pan out. Yeah, you know, when I think of private places, I think the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a nice, subtle...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not many... No. No one really goes there. Can I say, though? No. Props to you, Matt, because the Eiffel Tower, very romantic place. Very romantic.

Bree and Clint. Let's talk about coffee. Bloody love coffee. And apparently, coffee prices might be about to go up. A cold snap in Brazil, where the bulk of the world's Arabica coffee beans come from, means that there's less coffee available and so prices have got to go up. What's acceptable to pay for a cup of coffee these days?

And I'm talking a bog standard flat white. If it was more than what amount, you'd be like, you've got to be kidding me. Look, I'm not going to lie. Last weekend, my partner went into a coffee shop, came out, and was ropeable. Ropeable. And if you don't live in Auckland, this will probably be quite jarring. I'm pretty sure the coffee was $6.70. $6.70? $6.70

for a cup of coffee. And it wasn't even a bucket of coffee. It was just like a... Yeah, was it a bowl of latte? Well, I was expecting it was going to be this ginormous slurpy coffee, but it was just a normal coffee. You'd pay that for a Starbucks mocha froca frappuccino with extra chocolate sprinkles.

I got charged $5.50 recently for a standard flat white in the hoity-toity suburb of Ponsonby, Auckland. And I was like, you are taking the pizzo. You know why I feel like that's way too much? Because then it must be bloody good. Oh, it better be good. If you're saying I'm going to charge you this much,

you must have tickets on yourself that it better be bloody good. But then if the price of the beans are going up, they've got to put up the price of the coffee. That's what they all say. They'll tell you the price of everything's going up. How long until coffee is $10? You know? You say it won't happen but it's got to happen eventually.

In the next 10 years, coffee will be $10. I hope it's soon actually because then that gives me a leg up into the property market because I don't drink coffee. I gave it up like five years ago. And then everyone else, all these suckers will be buying $10 coffees and I'll just be like, make it rain. So you'll be now because of the price of coffee has gone up, you'll be saving $10 a day. You've increased your savings by not saving any extra money. Some people have more than one coffee a day. I read an article, literally another article out today,

that it said it was talking about the number of cups of coffee that they reckon leads to dementia. Oh, whoa. Yeah. Whoa. That was pretty grim. That one came in hot. Thought we were doing fun radio.

No, you've done it now. It's quite interesting, though. No, you've done it now. And as a man who has about three cups of coffee a day, I need to know this information now. It says here the largest study of its kind has found that the number of coffees that could affect your brain function is five cups a day. Five?

Yeah. So if you're having five cups a day, you're at risk of dementia. Yeah. More than five cups. Oh, wait, so maybe it's more than five. So six or more. Right.

Oh, like it makes a difference. Five, six. Fuck that. Oh, far out. This took a dark turn, didn't it? It did, because you just said the F bomb. Hey, Ross, can you hear us out in the office? He needs to put a coin in the jar.

I said far out. Brian Clint. Back in a second. Brian Clint. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually right. 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Whoa, sorry. The grabs. Obviously, Clint's brain KFC chicken dollars. Whoa, sorry. The grabs. Obviously, Clint's brain is down as well. Doesn't know how to press the buttons anymore. I'm having a shocker, aren't I? Nah, you'll be right. Get back on the horse. It's all good.

This is where you can win 50 KFC chicken dollars. All you have to do is be the fastest Googler in the room. Michelle, welcome to Google Down. G'day, Michelle. Hello. How are you? Michelle, how do Google Down. G'day, Michelle. Hello. How are you? Michelle, how do you think you're going to go this afternoon? Good, I hope.

Come on, Michelle. I'm backing you in all the way. Take out all of these people in the studio. You need that 50 KFC chicken dollars, all right? What are you Googling on, Michelle? Just my phone. A phone, okay. Everyone grab a phone and we will get this game underway.

The rules. I will read out a question that I've typed into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for the exact question that I'm asking. If you yell out the right answer first, you will receive a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you are out of that question. You can have a guess, but, of course, if you are wrong, you are out of the question.

Got him. First of three questions right wins. Here comes question number one. Are you ready, Michelle? Yeah. Okay, perfect. Question number one. How many seasons of Love Island, Australia is there?

Five. Ben and Clint are out. God damn it. Two. Two is correct. Five. Ben and Clint are out. God damn it. Two. Two is correct. Three. Anastasia picks up that point. It was worth a guess, Michelle.

You were very close, but Anastasia picks up the point. I believe Clint and Ben opting to guess. Yeah, we guessed. I would have thought it was like four or five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty good option. You know? Yeah. I believe another season may be on its way.

Three. Question number two. One point to Anastasia. When was the first ever breast augmentation surgery? I can't spell that. 1999. 1895. That's correct.

1895 is the answer we were looking for. Damn, screw going in for an 1895 boob job. The first ever breast augmentation surgery was performed in Germany in 1895, and the procedure could be technically considered a breast reconstruction surgery. How interesting. Yeah. 1895. Yeah, wow.

All right, we've got one point to Anastasia, one point to Clint. Here comes question number three. You still there Michelle? Yes. Come on, you got this girl. Here we go. Question number three. What was the largest dinosaur? What was Dinosaur

Clint's out. Argentinosaurus. I'm going to give it to Ben because he started it just before Anastasia. Argentinosaurus. Quite big. I can't believe I went with dino size. It's also known as the largest land animal ever. All right.

One point apiece for the crew and the team. Michelle, still or none. Come on. You got this one. Come on, Michelle. Here comes question number four you got this one. Come on, Michelle. Here comes question number four. No, we're still playing, Michelle. Yeah.

Okay, perfect. Question number four. Who is the highest earning football player? Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo. Okay, Anastasia and Ben are out. Oh, okay. It's that other guy, Lionel Messi.

That is correct. Lionel Messi. That is correct. Lionel Messi is the highest earning football player, sitting at $126 million for, I believe, 2020 or 2021. Nice, mate. Clint on two, Anastasia on one. He plays for the Wellington Phoenix, by the way. Good team, that. And Producer Ben on one.

Yes. People who joke about soccer are the ones that could never play the game. All right, here we go. Question number five. He's been transferred to the Brisbane Roar. Clint could win it here. How many people live in Bundaberg, Australia in 2021? How many people live in Bundaberg, Australia?

99,115. Clint is out. Oh. Okay, I'm. Clint is out. Oh. Okay, I'm just going through now. 93,000? 93,000 is correct. Oh, it is. Now it's a game between Clint and Ben.

If I win this, I'm giving you the KFC, Michelle. Come on, root for me. Let's go. Here we go. Question number six. What is the most poisonous fish? Jellyfish? That was a good guess, Ben, but no.

Yeah, I thought so too. It's the scorpion fishes known as stonefish. I was looking for reef stonefish, so I believe we're going to have to go to one last question. No, come on. I was looking for reef stonefish. Let's go to question number seven, still between the boys. Last question.

How old is Charlie XCX? 28. Producer Ben takes it out. What a day. That's daylight robbery. What a day for Producer Benny takes it out. What a day. That's daylight robbery. What a day for Producer Benny's goal one. Nice work, mate. Michelle, no title, but we'll send you some KFC, okay?

Thanks for playing, Michelle. Oh, it's cool. Thank you, guys. Bree and Clint. I've been watching so much Olympic Games. Every night I've been staying up till like midnight, just glued to the TV. Last night

there were so many good things on. There was the gold medal match in the softball and Japan took it out over the USA. That was cool. Good for Japan. I know. Amazing. They played so well. And then the final of the women's team artistic gymnastics was on.

Which is big. And if you're into I mean I watched the last final at Rio and it's where Simone Biles, if you know who that is, one of the greatest gymnasts of all time, she picked up five medals last Olympics. Four gold and one bronze. And the American team won it, the whole team, they won it in Rio. So there was all this pressure and all this, you know, so much pressure on the team to

take it out again. And you've probably seen the stories today because it's everywhere. But Simone Biles, she competed in one of the apparatuses and then decided she would pull out of the competition. And it was really weird because I was watching it live and I was like, oh, she's hurt herself. And she's who everyone's tuning in to see. She's the superstar. That's who I was tuning in to see. Yeah. And I think, you know, when the commentators were so confused

because they were like, she did have a minor ankle injury and they were focusing on, you know, this story of her pulling out of the competition. She put her track suit on and she walked around the whole, you know, arena supporting the rest of her team where another girl had to come in and fill in. Like on this. You do get to sub someone in.

Well, yeah, this other girl came in and she, I mean, the amount of pressure on her to step up and, you know, take over. Anyway, it's come to light afterwards uh today where simone talked about the reason and what happened um uh why she pulled out of the team event last night um and there's a clip of her talking about um how she pulled out due to mental stress take a listen just felt like it would be a little bit better to take a back seat, work on my mindfulness. And I knew that the girls would do an absolutely great job. And I didn't want to risk the team a medal for my screw ups because they've worked way too hard for that. So I just decided that those girls need to go in and do the rest of the competition.

I mean, I think watching that and reading this stuff this morning, what an amazing example that woman has set on such a grand stage that no Olympic medal, no gold medal is worth more than putting your mental health in such jeopardy. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? It takes a lot of courage to step down, literally the biggest platform in the world. The world is watching.

The whole world is watching and I don't think, I mean, I think every Olympian would have the pressure and the weight of their country on their shoulders. I mean, they're there for their country. They're fighting for these medals where, you know, people have this sense of pride and they have all this pressure on them and people don't talk about probably how just how much pressure these athletes have on them and Simone also in the press conference talked about how particularly this Olympic Games has been extra tough. It's been really stressful this Olympic

Games I think just as a whole not having having an audience, there are a lot of different variables going into it. It's been a long week. It's been a long Olympic process. It's been a long year. So just a lot of different variables. And I think we're just a little bit too stressed out, but we should be out here having fun. And sometimes that's not the case. Yeah. Wow. Anytime someone decides to put their own mental health first, it shouldn't take the amount of bravery that it does, but it does. It takes a lot of bravery to Yeah, wow. Anytime someone decides to put their own mental health first, it shouldn't take the amount of bravery that it does, but it does. It takes a lot of bravery to go, I need to do this for me.

And you're right to then add the pressure of the Olympic Games on top of that. It is massive. That woman right there, the amount of pressure because of how well she did in the last Olympics, it would have been just insane. And even watching her, because she had a few slip-ups in the last Olympics, it would have been just insane. And even watching her like, cause she had a few, um, you know, slip ups in the qualifying. And I was just like, I don't even know how she's competing with the amount of pressure she'd have. But I was so disappointed because I went online and there's been heaps of support for her, which I think is great, uh, because she did the right thing. And I think it's setting a great example for, you know, the young people and young athletes who are watching.

But there was a couple of comments where there was a comment from someone who said, oh, I remember the days where athletes just, you know, didn't whine about and they got on with the job and didn't blame things on mental health. I just think that's such an old school dated way of looking at things and I think we need to really look at the athletes like Naomi Osaka she did the same thing Simone Biles Michael Phelps who instead of falling you know into that trap of where athletes that didn't speak up they've fallen into the trap of unfortunately you know you know, depression, suicide, all these horrible things.

But these athletes have instead decided to speak up. And I think it's really important. Yeah, it's a great message. And it's a great stage to do it on, too. Because, again, she didn't do the gymnastics. She sent out a stronger message. And the world was still watching. So, yeah, very cool.

Yeah, iconic for sure. Bree and Clint. We all have regrets in life. It's very hard to avoid. And sometimes, you know, what's right at the time, things change and then you're like, oh, damn, they got so attractive. You'd regret it even more if you were the one who did the breaking up.

That's what I mean. Because you're like, I threw that away? Oh, you can't have regrets if they broke up with you. True, you just have sadness. You'd just be sad. Hayden Wilde's girlfriend, he's our Olympic medalist. His girlfriend has got on the pizzo at the pub, watching the race and opened up, very honestly, on TV.

So proud of Hayden. Just all the work that he's obviously done to get there is just amazing. I went to primary school with him and he's grown so much. Yeah, real proud. What would you like to say to him? He's obviously over in Tokyo. I regret backing up with you.

I love it. Nah, I'm so proud of him. I love it so much. That's a key response and I'm here for it. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, can you be honest this afternoon with yourself and with us

and say, I regret breaking up with this person? Look, it's not something that people are willing to do on the phone with us this afternoon. And I get that. I get that. You don't want them to hear it. You don't want your ex to be listening and them go, I recognise that voice.

Ha ha, I just won the breakup. Yeah, I'm the winner. A few texts coming through though. Someone said, we had a family friend who was diagnosed with Parkinson's. His wife left him and then he proceeded to win the lottery. Whoa. Good for you, my friend. That's some karma.

Suck it. What a horrible situation. Yeah. That makes me so angry. Anyway, moving on. This text is very funny. Someone said, I was with someone on and off for three years back about 10 years ago. I dumped him because he was an idiot and now he owns his own multi-million dollar business.

And we still have some friends in common that like to go on about how successful and rich he is every time I see them. Rub it in. I want to know what this guy who you dumped for being so dumb, what is the business that he set up? Like, what's the multi-million dollar business? Yeah, like- Because he can't have been that dumb, can he? No, well, she said he was an idiot.

Like, when I think of, like, as a lady, when I think of a girl being like, oh, who's such an idiot? Yeah. Like, doesn't necessarily mean they're dumb of a girl being like, oh, who's such an idiot? Yeah. Like, it doesn't necessarily mean they're dumb. Oh, right, okay. It just means they're an idiot. It just means that he might walk through the odd ranch slider when he's drunk. Yeah, or, you know, just do stupid things that boys do sometimes.

Right, okay. Look, no regrets, everybody. No regrets. Unless you see them on the Olympics winning a medal in them. Unless you hate them wild, ex-girlfriend. If you've got any exes on the Olympics winning a medal in them. Unless you hate them wild, ex-girlfriend. If you've got any exes

in the New Zealand men's sevens team, maybe don't watch the game tonight. No, no. Don't put yourself through it. Don't do it.

Don't do it. We're going to do Birthday Banger next. If you want to know yours, call us right now. 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. Birthday Banger for your Wednesday. We'll take three people's birthdays and figure out what was number one on their 16th. Paul, welcome to the show. Hello, Paul.

Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you? Good, mate. How's your day going? Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. Well, hopefully.

I'm going to do a bit of Uber driving. Okay. Uber driving. Uber driving. Well, we appreciate you having us on in the Uber, spreading the word. Is it a Prius? Yes, I am driving a Prius. How good.

Love it, Paul. I've got to stay environmentally conscious. We like that here. That's right, that's right. Paul, what's your birthday? 18th of July, 92. All right, Paul, you were 16 in 2008 on the 18th of July. And on that day, this was number one.

A banger from 13 years ago. Katy Perry's breakout hit, I Kissed A Girl. Paul, what are your thoughts? Yeah, hit, I Kissed a Girl. Paul, what are your thoughts? Yeah, no, it's a good song. I listened to that song when I was a teenager, so you know, it's alright. 16, I reckon. Hey Paul, while we've got you

in your Uber driving, did your ride want to do their birthday banger? I've actually got no one in the back at the moment, Brie. I tell you what, you can hop in the back and then we can do your birthday banger. How you throwing your phone? I've actually got no one in the back of the room, Brie. Oh, no. I tell you what, you can hop in the back

and then we can do your birthday banger. How's that, Brie? Jeez, that's a nice pick-up line, Paul. That's not bad. I feel like I need to go have a shower

because that was dirty. Toot, toot. Uber's here, everybody. Nikita's here. Good afternoon. Hi, Nikita. Hey, how's it going? Good.

How are you? Yeah, all right. Paul was a cool drink of water. You've got to try and follow that one up. Nikita, come on. I'm like a real boring accountant, and I read accounting standards today. But Nikita, tell us the truth, though. Accounting and accountants.

People, you guys want us to believe that you're boring, but I heard that you guys have all these secret meet-ups and parties. You guys are mental on the purse. You're throwing your watches in the bowls, if you know what I mean, all that stuff. That's exactly what we do, yeah. I knew it. We're uncovering the secrets here this afternoon.

What's your birthday? The 7th of February, 1991. All right, you were 16 in 2007 on the 7th of February. And Nikita, the accountant, here's your birthday banger. Bo-gun, you get hinder and lips of an angel. Does it suit you, Nikita? It's alright. I listen to it a bit, but it's not really a banger.

I don't know. Soft rock Thursdays would disagree. What about this bit, Nikita? This bit right here. Hang on. Hang on. I feel like he's singing about you. I feel like he's singing about me and Paul in the backseat of Paul's Uber.

We'll do one more for Jay. Kia ora, Jay. G'day, Jay. Hey, how you going, guys? Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad. What do you do for a job, Jay?

Got a small business. Oh, give it a plug. Give it a shout. Mobile partier. Mobile partier. No one has fresher fuel than Mobile Partier. Makes your car go faster and makes you look hotter. Mobile Partier.

That was a free ad, Jay. You can wrap that up into a little jingle, Jay. We appreciate that. What's your birthday, mate? 11th of the 7th, 1979. All right, you were 16 in 1995. And on the 11th of July in the year 95, this was number one. Big body lover, wanna big body lover, wanna big body lover.

Woo-hoo-hoo. I can hear this banging out over pump three, Jay. Oh, yeah, mate. Yeah. La bouche, be my lover. Does that sound like you? Oh, I don mate. Yeah. La Bouche, Be My Lover. Does that sound like you? Oh, I don't think so. Not a bit of Jay.

Doesn't have your name written on it. I like that song. I love the energy of it. I think I want to hear Hinda. I am voting for Be My Lover. Are you going to go La Bouche? Yeah, I think that's what I'm voting for. Split vote.

It's Anastasia's turn. Anastasia, all songs are available. Katy Perry as well. What is the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? If it was Soft Rock Thursday, I would 100% vote Lips of an Angel, but it's got to be Be My Lover. There you go. Love it.

She has spoken. Calling from Mobile Partia. Jay, congratulations. You've won Birthday Banger. Thanks very much, boys. What a shame it wasn't Partia. Jay, congratulations. You've won Birthday Banger. Thanks very much, boys. What a shame it wasn't Partia Maldi Club. I know. It would have been perfect for Jay.

Would have been perfect. Anyway, here we go. Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger is La Boosh. No regrets there. Be My Lover from 1995. That is a frigging banger.

That is an absolute banger. I don't care how old you are, if you turned that up, you would have appreciated the fact that that was a banger. There's a rap in the middle of it. There's high notes. There's a bit of, you know,

it's a good song. I still would have enjoyed Hinder Lips of an Angel, but that was a completely different vibe. Yeah, maybe not a hump day vibe. Someone on the text machine said, wow, just blew the pee out of my whistle.

Does that mean some urine out of the... No, I think it means because in the 90s, you used to take whistles to dance parties. So that little ball inside the whistle is the bit that makes it reverberate and they've blown the pee right out of their whistle. Either that or they piss themselves. Do you guys remember the song Blow My Whistle?

Yeah, DJ Alligator. Do we have it in the system? Oh, that was such a moment in time. No, we don't. Do you have I Want to Suck on Your Lollipop? Okay, all right, well. No, also by the same DJ. I feel like you're just being rude now.

No. Put the P back in your whistle, mate. It used to go, I wanna suck on your lollipop. People will remember it, I'm telling you. Lorde's in the news today. She's done that Vogue Magazine 73 question thing where the interviewer follows you with the camera and you answer a whole bunch of random questions?

Yes, I have seen a bunch of them. Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker's done all those. Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez, yeah. Lorde's walking around Central Park. It's very cool. She answered one question. It was this one that I found quite surprising.

What do you think your fans would see as the most surprising thing that you bring with you when you're on tour? Expensive sheets. She BYOs sheets. It's smart. Is it? I think so.

Because I don't mind hotel sheets. I like the idea of getting into sheets and then not having to wash them. That's because you stay in the fancy hotel. That's not true. But also, I'm pretty sure Lorde's not slumming it. I'm pretty sure the hotels Lorde's will be staying in is pretty nice. Some hotels have the nicest linen and pillows. Yeah.

Some amazing pillows. But Lorde BYOs. The pillows. Have you ever been to a hotel with a pillow menu? Yeah. Oh. So good. Yeah.

Yeah. It's really nice. It's interesting because my mum told me this story one time where she and my dad she got this voucher for this fancy hotel online and she decided her and my dad were going to go stay at this hotel

and she called me up and she was so happy with herself this is going to sound so horrible but she decided that she really wanted the hotel pillow and she didn't realize that you there's actually like a way you can buy you can purchase it yeah yeah it's like a menu she didn't know that so she thought she'd go to kmart buy a cheaper pillow and then swap it out and take the hotel pillow your mother has done a pillow heist on a hotel. There's so many things wrong with it. One, so many people have slept on that pillow.

Yuck. Two, it's stealing. And three, just buy it from the pillow menu. I reckon it's time she was called out. I think she needs to fess up. She was held accountable. And it's time for you to get your mother. Let's see if she will admit it.

She usually doesn't. Hi, Mum. Hi, Rana. Hi, Mum. Hi, Clint. Hi. How are you going, Mum. Hi, Clint. Hi. How are you going, guys? We're good.

Look, not the best phone call for you this afternoon because I was just wondering if you wanted to fess anything up about a story that involves a hotel and a pillow and you know what I'm talking about? Rihanna. Rihanna. a story that involves a hotel and a pillow and... Do you know what I'm talking about? Brianna. Brianna. Bad Ankin. Do you know what I'm talking...

So you do know what I'm talking about. Look, I'm a little bit foggy on it. I'll bet you are. I'll bet you've got selective memory on this one. That's because you drank the entire minibar. I did not, Brianna. You bought me too many wines or gin and tonics. Did you or did you not swap out a hotel pillow for a Kmart pillow so you could take it home?

And let us remind you, you are under oath. Who's Judge Judy? Are they going to get me? Are you choosing? Because obviously this is something you don't know, but on our show, once a year, you get to plead the fifth. You can choose not to answer and protect your civil rights. But is this where you really want to use this?

Is that today? Do you want to plead the fifth on this and not make a comment? Well, look, all I can say is... I will remind you that it is... Under oath. Under oath. And it is an offence that can be brought up in the court of law. You can do jail time Well no My argument is There were so many pillows When we arrived and there were so many

When we left I don't think I've got an issue With that Why would anyone have an issue with that Hypothetically speaking is the pillow That you liked so much from that hotel Still in rotation In the Thomas L household currently Like is it on a bed?

Maybe. There you have it. She decided not to plead the fifth on this occasion and she's told the truth. We have confirmed Mama Di has a hotel pillow. All I can say

you guys is I've contemplated maybe doing it multiple times. Mum! Mum! She's got a spare bedroom that needs furnishings. You can't say that on the radio. And also, we're not going to talk about the towels that you've taken. She's a hardened criminal. That's mum and I, everybody.

How do you sleep at night? Yeah. On top of a hotel pillow. On a very well-made pillow. Another announcement for Celebrity Treasure Island today. That's right. Kimberly Crossman has been added to the lineup. What a big star.

I'm so excited. And I was so excited when i heard that you were being a part of the show because you are a big star like you really are and to see you in this environment being athletic i'm here for it are you athletic and outdoorsy i'm outdoorsy you're outdoorsy yeah athletic is more of a mindset it's more of like you participate i participate yes i'll give anything a nudge okay i didn't have a father present during a lot of my life so like throwing catching basic skills that most humans have and i coordination yeah i go at it with a lot of attitude enthusiasm enthusiasm and encouragement i just don't always deliver in the way my brain thinks that I should.

Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah. Was that like a thing where you were like, oh, I know there's going to be physically grueling challenges. No, my ego is so out the roof. I was like, nah, I got that. Nailed it.

I love that. Yeah. And then she didn't. But no, I. No spoilers. No, I know. My biggest concern was the food element, to be honest. Yeah.

Funny you say that. Yeah, funny you say that. We've got a hypothetical. Just a hypothetical for you. Hypothetical question. You're stuck on a treasure island. Yeah. Which is a beautiful location, by the way.

Beautiful location. There's three things that are available to eat. Only three things. Only three things. You are starving. are available to eat Only three things Only three things You are starving, you need to eat one Would you eat a raw egg, some cat food or some week old off milk? Raw egg, I reckon The raw egg

You reckon raw egg Which is now you're going to give me either That's so weird because I haven't yet Oh you did? Oh that's so interesting. Kim Crossman, welcome to the hypothetical turned reality challenge. I've picked a smaller

egg for you. Would you like Brie to pre-crack it into a glass for you? Is that going to be helpful? Maybe watching me crack it will be entertaining because doing that is entertaining as well. Okay, one egg. Glass. One glass. Oh I already feel quite spewy and it's quite cold. Okay, there's the trash can over there. I'm going to eat something I can vomit in.

Oh my God. You know what I love about you, Kim Crossman, that I'm willing to throw up? And Cleo's... Cleo was concerned and he's like, are you going to actually make her do it? And I was like, you know what? My mate Kim, she's up for anything. Kim Crossman, the people pleaser. She's up for anything.

She'll do anything. She'll say it'll make people happy. What? It'll make someone happy? I'll do it. Oh, I've gone into full panic mode Have you? Yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got sweaty palms and my heart's beating So here's what we want Yeah An attempt Yeah And we'll be happy with that Oh, she's The first part

Oh, she's done well Oh, I'm shaking It looks It looks delish At this point we do need to offer you the chance to pull out No, no, no, no. Okay. Point of expertise.

You want a three, two, one? Can you give me one compliment first? Because then I think it will calm me down. I think if you do this, it'll show how determined you are. And I know you're determined. Okay. And you've got to show everyone out there that determination is all just a mindset. You got it.

And your retainer is doing such a great job. Your teeth look fantastic. Thank you. Okay, good. I'm feeling good. Let's do it. Okay, New Zealand, this is for you. It smells so yucky.

Don't think about it. Oh, I'm shaking. Okay. People do this for gym stuff. Yeah, it's good protein. It's good protein. It's healthy. It's healthy.

It's in the mouth and it's out of the mouth. No, don't keep going. That was enough. That's enough. We just needed an attempt. There you go. Kimberly Crossman went back for round two. It shows the determination she will have on the show Treasure Island.

I can't wait. She did it. God, you look musclier already. Kim Crosman will be one of the celebs on Celebrity Treasure Island 2021. It's on TVNZ2 this September. Good to see you, Kim. Thanks, guys. So happy to be here.

This Friday, I'm getting the COVID-19 vaccine. My first dose, just my first one. I'm pretty excited about it too. I feel like I'll have superpowers. I'll be able to fight COVID-19. I don't know if that's how it works, but you will have a stronger immunity. Yeah, right? And apparently

a really dead arm is one of the side effects from getting the COVID vaccine. Ben, you've had it. You said you got a really dead arm out of it. Yeah, really sore arm just for the day. But it went away, eh? It's definitely away now. I thought that was your excuse because I beat you in an arm wrestle. Yeah, I don't think that happened.

An unexpected side effect of the Pfizer vaccine is being reported. Now, Pfizer's the one that we're getting in New Zealand. We're exclusively Pfizer gang in New Zealand. That's all that's available. I said before, I'm still hoping that you get a six pack. Yeah. Look, you're not far off. I heard they did.

You want those J-Lo abs? No, I heard the vaccine company did a promo with Garage Project. Garage Project. Oh, six pack of beers. See, that'd help a lot of people get in there. I would definitely be encouraged to go, yeah. No, it's not a six pack of beers. Yeah. See, that'd help a lot of people get in there. I would definitely be encouraged to go, yeah. The needle phobic, that'd be in there. No, it's not. A six pack, if you get the COVID-19,

apparently reports are circulating about an unexpected side effect, bigger boobies. Who's reporting this? Men or women? Women. Are you sure it's not the men as well? Well, you know what, it could be the men, but the ones I've read about are in the women. Oh, here it says, mainly women have noticed. Are you sure it's not the men as well? Well, you know what? It could be the men. But the ones I've read about are in the women.

Oh, here it says, mainly women have noticed. Mainly women. Mainly women have noticed their breasts and lymph nodes had swollen. Oh, that's not a good time. After receiving the jabs, dubbing the effect the Pfizer boob job. The lymph nodes under your arms for women, they'll know what I'm talking about, hurt so much.

I know what they're talking about. Yeah. How would that, I guess it would make your boobs wider. Well, it says the lymph nodes and the breasts themselves have been swelling. Now, again, we're not doctors, okay? So we don't take us,

like if you're planning to fit into a certain dress after your vaccine, we can't guarantee that that will happen. I assume it does go down because it's just inflammation, and after a while it would go back down. But for a little bit, you have some big nungas from your vaccine. I wonder if the men's testes swell up, but none of the men want to report it. Well, we can check Ben. They're embarrassed.

Ben, you've had the vaccine How's the testy situation? Same Have you checked? No It's important to check You should check now Actually do it after

Do it after Not at work To be fair in Ben's situation It's hard to get much bigger You know So There's not much room for Not much room for improvement

You leave him alone That was a compliment That was a compliment You're just jealous Boy am I what Not much room for improvement. You leave him alone. That was a compliment. That was a compliment. You're just jealous. Boy, am I what. Play. ZM's Brand Clint.

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