ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 28th June 2022
Episode Date: June 28, 2022Bree brings back Psychic Radio, can she finally do it?! Clint challenges Bree's balance. Whose accounts are you still using? Y'all are driving underage and we hear about it. See omnystudio.com/listen...er for privacy information.
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Good to go.
That's how the podcast starts, with Claude doing good to go in that weird accent that she just did.
Good to go, guys.
Good to go.
Hey, new producers, just a few Ts and Cs for you.
It is a rule on the podcast that each podcast there needs to be something that one of us will bring to each
podcast intro like a thing or something it has to be a piece of content it has to be a piece of
content i have done the work for today's podcast intro so can i go home thank you guys uh brand
of applause if you if you'd like okay no okay uh i decided I decided What?
We can't hear you
We don't have a lot of time
So let's do this
Anyway
Careful what you ask for
I put on the podcast family group
I said there's been a lot of changes
To our group Here at the Brian Clint Show.
So I just said if anyone's got any questions for the new producers.
Oh, we're going to grill them.
No, it's not about grilling them.
We're going to put them under the spotlight.
But just a few questions if they wanted to answer.
Personal questions.
The first question that I would like to ask,
should tomato sauce be kept in the fridge or the pantry?
That is asked from Paul.
Fridge once opened.
Yeah, fridge.
I hate cold tomato sauce.
I don't like tomato sauce in general.
You like hot tomato sauce?
No, I like room temperature.
I love cold tomato sauce.
Yeah, it's way better.
Like a hot pie and then counteracts the hotness so you can eat it.
So, Clint, you're wrong.
I'm outvoted on that one.
That's fine.
Next question.
Someone said, is Claudia from another station?
No, I'm only from here.
It's her first job in radio.
I've never worked in radio before.
Reveal your dirty past, Claudia.
I once worked at a station which you may know as The Edge
at a very similar time slot.
She used to work on the Sharon and Jaden show, okay?
Yeah.
I also used to work at The Edge in a very similar time slot.
Suspicious.
Suspicious.
Do you guys know each other then?
No, no, we can't prove anything.
All right, next question.
My question is, what game that's played on the show
do you think you'd be the best at
I.e. what's the plot
Name game, song challenge, etc
Well I currently wear the crown
For Google Downs
I was going to say we already know you're a Google Downs fiend
You dethroned producer Anastasia
I did feel bad about that
You sent her out on a loss
Producer Ella
Maybe the psychic one
Psychic radio.
That's not a game.
There's a feature that's on its way out.
Psychic radio, good.
That's my favourite.
I like these new
producers.
They're back in
psychic radio.
I do notice that
Producer Ben and Producer Anastasia
have written some questions.
Oh, okay.
Let me just see if I can find them.
They're not showing up on my laptop.
I'll bring them up on my phone.
Just talk amongst yourselves.
I'll just pause for you.
Here we go.
Producer Ben said,
Will the game, trash or treasure ever be brought back?
Asking for a friend.
So what he's doing there is he's suggesting we bring back games
which were heavy on production admin for him.
More work for you, Claudia.
And now that he's not here, he's throwing you a hospital pass
suggesting that it comes back.
That's rich from him.
So what he's saying to me there is he actually thought the game was fantastic.
He just didn't want to do the work.
He just CBS'd.
I'll make the executive decision and say it's not coming down.
That's smart from you.
And producer Anastasia has also written a question.
She said, if Ella is now producing full time,
does this mean that the rumours about Katie Drage being the new soundkeeper are true?
Katie Drage?
Katie Drage doesn't work.
She won the bloody lotto.
Oh, you're kidding me, Brienne.
She won the lotto, Clint.
It's going over their heads.
I'm really confused.
Who's Katie?
Katie Dredge.
She's a big part of the show.
She's a millionaire.
She won the lotto.
Oh, she's a friend.
Yeah, childhood friend of mine.
She won big on the lotto
Three times
How many? Yeah, she won the lotto three times
So she has some spare that we could have
Yeah
Oh, thanks, Katie
She'd have plenty
Okay, well, we know you well enough now
You can stay
So that's helpful
We're going on our first overseas trip together on Friday
That's when we'll really get to know each other
We're going to the Gold Coast in Australia
We're all getting tattoos
No, we're not all getting tattoos.
Literally, no.
I'm not joking.
We can each have a...
I'm getting a henna tattoo.
Nah, you're getting...
Oh, they can sometimes
be permanent.
Oh, there we go.
I think who votes Clint
gets a butt tattoo?
Oh, yeah.
A tattoo of a butt
or one on his butt?
Either or.
Both.
A tattoo of a butt
on her butt.
Yeah.
We'll lock it in.
Okay.
Alright, deal. I want a second butt crack. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll lock it in. Okay. All right. Deal.
I want a second butt crack.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
We'll see you soon.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrims.
Howdy.
Hey, good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
It's Franklin.
Did you hear the news in the royal family?
No.
The queen has been dethroned.
By?
I'm talking about, as in TikTok, the royal family of TikTok.
Oh, who are the royal family of TikTok? Paris Goebel.
Well, the queen of TikTok, of course, is Charli D'Amelio,
who has been the most followed person on TikTok for two years, I believe.
Oh, yeah.
Like 144 million people.
Charlie Puth's brother.
Huh?
Charlie D'Amelio.
No, different person.
Cool.
Carry on.
Anyway, she has lost the top spot.
You might know the guy that's taken over the top spot.
He's just surpassed her.
He's now got 144 million and one. Right. Okay. Well, something like that. He's just puted her. He's now got 144 million
in one. Right, okay.
He's just put his nose in front.
Is it Carby Lame?
Oh, the guy who does the videos
where he's like, that's dumb,
don't do that, basically. He takes the piss out of people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very funny.
Someone will do a life hack and then he'll show a really simple way
of doing it. Exactly. And then do that face.
Yeah, exactly right. Is he the most followed person
on TikTok now? He now is the most followed person
on TikTok. Just before
4 o'clock, I'll tell you how much
the most followed man on TikTok
earns. Yeah, there you go.
That's your career, everybody. Get into TikTok.
Let me just say, it's going to blow your mind.
I mean, stop telling your kids
to get off TikTok and get a real job
because, hey, this is a real job, turns out.
Well, definitely tell them to get off TikTok and get a real job, though.
Not everyone can be this guy.
Yeah, depends if your kid's talented or not.
If they're good at TikTok, leave them to it.
If they're bad at TikTok, go and crush their dreams.
Tell them to get a real job.
Let's end up on this weird bit of Facebook
where it shows all the third-party apps
that have access to your Facebook page
and your information.
But it's scary
all the things
you sign up to.
One of them is,
remember this app
that came out
in the first lockdown?
Grindr.
Excuse me.
It was the house party.
Why did you sign up
for that in the first lockdown?
House party.
The one that was
hacking everybody's
credit cards and stuff.
Oh, sorry.
You're pronouncing it wrong.
It's pronounced Grindr.
It's a house party, all right.
Time for Tradie vs. Lady.
Free and Cleanse.
Tradie vs. Lady.
To be honest, I'd rather have Grindr attached to my account than House Party.
In all seriousness, remember everyone's credit cards got hacked because of that app. Yes.
I'd be there. And you're
remember you had those issues? Yeah.
That could be all attached. Could be.
Or linked, I mean. Time to delete my Facebook.
Yes. Score update
for Tradie versus Lady. Tradie
is sitting at 54. The Lady's on
45. We've got our Lady back.
Okay, good. We're good to go. She's from Christchurch.
She's 42 and she is a crazy plant lady. Welcome to the show, Anna. back. Okay, good. We're good to go. She's from Christchurch. She's 42, and she is a crazy plant lady.
Welcome to the show, Anna.
G'day, Anna.
How many plants are we talking?
Oh, probably about 35 to 40, so it's not too bad.
Anna.
It's creeping up the end to the crazy.
Is that inside or including your plants outside?
Inside, yeah.
Well, you can't tell the difference between inside or outside at Anna's house.
That's the thing.
My brother's girlfriend, I counted them when I visited them last,
has, I think she has 37 plants in the living room.
Wow.
Just in the living room?
You can't see the TV.
How good's the air, though?
My kids have banned me from buying plants.
They've banned you.
Okay, you're digging on our tradie today.
He's 22 and he's from Christchurch as well.
His favourite food is peanut butter on apples.
Welcome to the show, Ben.
Yo, yo, yo.
Ben, this question will tell me everything I need to know.
Crunchy or smooth?
Smooth.
No, Ben.
No, Ben.
You start on negative one on this game. Where's the shame, Ben? Where's the shame, Ben. No, Ben. You start on negative one on this game.
Where's the shame, Bill?
Where's the shame, Bill?
Shame.
Shame.
Just kidding, Boo.
You do you.
Ben, your buzzer is tradie.
Hannah, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers is going home with $50 cash,
thanks to KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Heath, who was the star in the breakout film
Ten Things I Hate About You?
Lady.
Yes, Anna?
Ledger.
That is correct.
Heath Ledger.
Question number two.
He was a Perth boy.
Was he from Perth?
Grew up in Perth.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
What New Zealand town is known as the carrot capital?
Trady?
Yes, Ben.
Umarama?
Yes.
Anna, you want to guess?
Oh, I've got no idea.
It's North Island.
You guys might be at a disadvantage.
It's Ohakune, just outside of where you would stay
if you were skiing at Mount Ruapehu.
So no problems.
We'll move on.
Here we go.
Question number three.
Who was the first ever female New Zealand Prime Minister?
Trudy?
Yes, Ben.
Helen Clark?
It is Helen Clark.
No, it's not.
Oh, isn't it Jenny?
She was the first elected.
She was the first elected Prime Minister.
Do you want to have a go in there on a technicality, Anna?
I thought it was Jenny
Oh, I can't remember.
Oh, you're so close.
Jenny Shipley
was the first New Zealand Prime Minister.
I even went to write
back into that question, the first elected
and I was like, oh, I forgot about it.
Yeah, it's a technicality. She got in, she
staged a coup. I'm sorry about that, Ben.
That was my bad. I'll take that on the chin. staged a coup. I'm sorry about that, Ben. That was my bad.
I'll take that on the chin.
Question number four.
I got excited.
This might be a good one for you, Ben.
What popular Xbox game features the character Master Chief?
Trady.
Yes, Ben.
Halo.
There we go.
You got one back.
Nice work.
Question number five.
Who sings this song?
I know it now.
I like it. Trady. Yes. Ben. Drake. That is Drake. Question number five. Who sings this song?
Brady.
Yes. Ben.
Ben.
Drake.
That is Drake.
New album out at the moment.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one here, Anna.
Question number six.
In the TV series Sex and the City, who does Carrie end up with in the end?
Lady.
Yes, Anna.
Big.
That's correct.
She does end up with Mr. Big.
Big.
This is the tie-break question.
Here it comes.
What is the longest river in the world?
Is it the Nile?
Yep, go for it, Anna.
You've buzzed in.
Nile.
Nile is incorrect.
Oh, bugger.
Ben, you'll get to hear all three options
and then submit your guess.
The Nile, the Amazon or the Mississippi River?
Amazon.
Amazon is correct.
Ben, I love how you answered that as a question.
The Amazon?
Who put a question on the teleprompter?
But hey, Ben, nice work, mate.
50 bucks coming your way.
All thanks to KFC.
Well done, ma'am.
Talking about your underage driving stories.
After Ben Affleck's 10-year-old kid has reversed a Lambo into a BMW
at a luxury car dealership.
$400,000 the Lambo's worth.
He hasn't ridden it off or anything, but...
Did Ben Affleck just buy the Lambo?
Yeah, like you crash it, you bought it type thing.
He code.
I don't think he did.
I think they sorted it out.
Right.
I think it's under control.
Right.
We want to know though,
have you got an underage driving story for us?
Ariana's called up.
G'day, Ariana.
Hi, Ariana.
Hi, how's it going?
Good.
What's your underage driving story for us?
So basically my aunt, she has a food truck
and I was at a market with her one day
and we were packing up
and I really wanted to,
like I asked if I could move the car closer
so we could pack up the car
and I was 14, I think.
So I didn't know how to drive
and I put my foot on the brake and accelerator
at the same time
and I drove straight into the food truck.
Oh no!
The truck was okay, the car not so much. Now, was this seen as your fault
or your auntie's fault?
I mean, it's debatable.
Ariana says her auntie.
The auntie says Ariana. Welcome
to Judge Judy.
Elizabeth's here. Kia ora, Elizabeth.
Hi, Elizabeth. Hi.
You got an underage driving story for us? Yeah, it actually happened this year. I'm 14 Kia ora, Elizabeth. Hi, Elizabeth. Hi. You got an underage driving story for us?
Yeah, it actually happened this year.
I'm 14.
Oh, Elizabeth.
You're 14 now?
Yeah.
Okay.
My dad lets me sometimes drive the car out of the house
because we have a decently long driveway,
and I was backing it out, and I backed into the car trailer.
We have a really low-down car trailer.
Yeah.
Elizabeth, but did you get it on TikTok?
Because, I mean, that's views.
Angry dad content.
My dad was watching the whole thing and was telling me to stop,
and I didn't realise.
Are you scared to get back behind the wheel now?
Has it put you off driving?
No, I actually have my own race car.
I do racing.
Sick.
Elizabeth.
Yeah.
So, wait, you can race a car at hundreds of miles an
hour around a track but you can't back it out
of the driveway. Yeah, I just couldn't
see the trailer. Fair enough, you can go
forward. The race car doesn't ever reverse.
That's probably the issue there.
Someone's texted us and said,
I drove myself to primary school but also
my cousin drove the local cop home
from the pub when he was too drunk to drive
the police car. They must be from where I'm from.
That used to happen all the time where I was from too.
Guess you wouldn't get arrested as the cop.
No, but the cop doesn't remember it.
No, exactly right.
And the cop's not going to arrest himself, is he?
No, the cop owes you one.
Yeah, bank that up for the future.
Michelle's here.
Hi, Michelle.
Hi, Michelle.
Hi.
Hey.
All ladies with underage driving stories this afternoon, which is good.
What's yours, Michelle?
Well, I've got a couple.
So this is a quad.
So I'm a farm girl.
Yeah, Michelle.
Us farm girls.
Michelle, when did you learn to drive?
Were you six months old?
Six.
Yeah, nice, Michelle.
So we were out on the
farm during feed-out and I said to Dad,
oh, hey Dad, can I drive? And he goes,
sure. So he sticks me in front of him
on the quad and he goes, right, took the
brake, took the brake, and says, right, put your
thumb on the throttle
and press down and we'll go.
So as a six-year-old, I'm a bit
not very aware that I need to put it down gently. So I pressed down and we'll go. So as a six-year-old, I'm a bit, you know, not very aware that I need to put it down gently.
Yeah, yeah.
So I pressed the throttle in as far as it goes.
Luckily, we had a trailer on the back
because the bike went up on it.
I was going to say you would have flipped it, yeah.
And I remember Dad grabbing my hands and just saying,
gently, and off we went.
You were six years old?
Yeah.
Michelle, I'm disgusted.
I'm disgusted at that.
Being a farm girl, he should have taught you when you were four
and that wouldn't have happened.
I know, right?
It's totally his fault.
Yeah, well, there we go.
It's totally his fault.
Maybe be careful driving home this afternoon is the advice
because you never know how old the driver of the car coming towards you is,
it turns out.
Yeah, true.
Especially in those rural areas.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean has got the goss on some big rumours
about a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie starring Johnny Depp.
Hi, Dean. G'day, Dean.
Hi, guys. This has been trending
all around Hollywood and around the world. Here's
the rumour. Let me start with the rumour. Rumour is this.
Johnny Depp has signed a
$301 million deal
to be in a new few more
movies of
Pirates of the Caribbean, one of the most successful
franchises for Disney ever.
Why $301 million?
During the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard court case, Johnny's lawyer said to Johnny,
would you take $300 million if Disney came back and asked you to do Pirates of the Caribbean?
And he said, absolutely not.
So what happened was Johnny Depp feels like Disney ditched him, which they did.
He didn't feel like it.
They did.
And he's very bitter about it.
And so now the rumor is that they've come with a $301 million offer.
However, I have heard here in Hollywood that from people that are associated
with Johnny Depp camp that it's actually not a real solid offer,
but it is obviously in talks.
So, you know, Johnny cleared his name.
So lack of a better expression, I don't even know if I'm allowed to say that.
He did, I suppose. Yeah, he did.
According to the jury. Yeah, according to the jury.
So there is definitely
that opens the door for talks. Would he be
able to charge a fortune to Disney? Yes.
Were they already planning on not putting
him in the rest of the upcoming Pirates
and different franchises for that?
Right, they've cut in for that. So,
stay tuned. It is early stages.
It's not as developed and far along as the rumours will make you believe.
Wow.
$301 million is actually disgusting.
That's a crazy amount of money.
It's just stupidity.
Especially for a man who the court case proved he doesn't know how to handle his money.
No one is worth that money.
And I just think that is such a big risk.
I'm sorry.
I have to stop you.
Meryl Streep is worth $300 million.
Sorry, Meryl Streep?
Meryl Streep could be in the Pirates.
Yeah.
She could play Captain Jack Sparrow and she'd be worth the $301 million.
I agree with you.
Thank you.
There you go.
Okay.
Well, stay tuned.
We'll be happy with either of those Pirates.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
We spoke about earlier in the show how Charlie D'Amelio,
the most followed person on TikTok for the last two years,
has been dethroned by a guy called Carby Lamarme.
Oh, yeah.
I think his name is.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
And you'd know his face.
You'd know his face.
It's the guy that he barely talks in his TikToks,
but he takes the piss out of people.
He does that one face, eh?
Yeah, where he just shakes his head.
And he's like, duh.
He's that guy.
He's taken the throne.
He's surpassed Charli D'Amelio.
I believe she had about 144 million followers on TikTok.
Yep.
And he's surpassed her now.
With?
144 million and a couple of hundred thousand, whatever it is.
Wow.
It's growing all the time.
He's probably got another hundred thousand in the last ten seconds.
That's to push him up further, eh?
Because everyone's like, oh, yeah, I want to get on board.
He's an underdog story.
Exactly.
He was living in Italy and he just decided he would start making TikToks when he was in lockdown.
And now he is a global superstar and earning millions of dollars.
So I want to know how he makes this money and how much money he is making.
Because TikTok will actually pay you for videos that get a lot of views, right?
Yeah, correct.
It doesn't really give the detail as to how he earned his net worth.
Remember we talked to Uncle Tex a little while ago?
Yes.
Who told us that if you have a monetized profile,
it's just done on how many views you get.
If you get X amount of millions of views
you get a certain percent um yeah of a dollar per view or whatever it is which is quite a good
system i feel yeah right because you can make pure content for views yeah exactly um the reports are
that his most of his income would come from brand sponsorships okay Oh, okay. So it's reported that he charges just over $72,000 per video.
Whoa.
Per TikTok.
Whoa.
Well, I mean, he's got 144 million followers.
Yeah, but imagine making a year's wages in one video.
He also runs an online store selling a range of merchandise as well,
plus TikTok, obviously, he would get paid for the content he creates.
So it's reported that his net worth as of today is around $19 million.
From TikTok.
He's only been famous for one year.
Pretty much.
Wow.
But here's the kicker, right, because I was wondering how much does Charli D'Amelio,
previously most followed person on TikTok have? She does a lot of brand stuff yeah so she um has a brand partnership deal with hollister
which is a clothing line in america her and her sister did a collab with them yeah they also had
a show on hulu a reality show plus brand deals and all that kind of stuff.
It's reported she is worth about $25 million.
Wow, okay, so he's competitive with her.
That's fascinating.
Crazy.
How much does he make from his OnlyFans?
Does he have one?
I don't know.
He should start one.
It's on Export Avenue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a big market.
Big market.
It's time to play What's My Age Again?
Now, look, this game is all about the fact that if you were listening to our show
and you'd forgotten your birthday, you could call in to us, Clint.
We could ask you a few questions.
Yeah.
And we could tell you when you were born.
We'd jog your memory for you. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a service we provide. Pretty much what it is.
We're going for four from four this afternoon. That's what we need.
We want to guess the decade you were born,
the year of that decade that you were
born, the month in which that year you
were born, and the day of that month. That's
right, and I've just decided. That's the Holy Grail, right?
That is the Holy Grail. The four
from four is what we are attempting with this game.
Yeah.
Will we ever get it?
Well, we've got to play to find out.
The fun's in the trying.
Let's go to Gemma.
Hi, Gemma.
G'day, Gemma.
Hello.
Now, don't tell us how old you are, Gemma.
We're going to probe you gently with a couple of questions
and see if we can guess it, okay?
I've just decided too, Gemma,
if there does come a day where we get four from four, Clint,
we will find a big prize.
Yeah.
Yep, yep, yep.
But we have obviously taken down your birthday with the producers.
I was going to say, don't encourage people to lie.
No, but the producers have their birthdays, so they can't lie.
They'll just go, wow, you got it.
What's the prize?
That's amazing.
Okay, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma.
We need to get to know you a little bit.
So I'm going to ask you a question here.
Tell me, what's the better TV show out of Seinfeld, Friends, or The Big Bang Theory?
The Big Bang Theory.
Oh, no, Gemma.
Okay, that tells me a lot.
Gemma, no.
That actually tells me a lot, Gemma.
No, Gemma.
So thank you very much.
Yeah, that tells me a lot.
Oh, no, Gemma, no.
Okay, I'll let that pass because we need to get on with the game. It's about Gemma. It's about Gemma. It's about Gemma. So thank you very much. Yeah, that tells me a lot. Oh, no, Gemma, no. Okay, I'll let that pass because we need to get on with the game.
It's about Gemma.
It's about Gemma.
It's about Gemma.
Gemma, who is Spider-Man to you?
Peter Parker, surely.
Are we talking Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, or what's the latest kid's name?
Tom Holland.
Tom Holland.
Who is mostly Spider-Man to you?
Which actor?
I actually don't know.
I'm more of a Marvel girl.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, that tells me nothing.
No, it tells us nothing, but that's okay.
Gemma, do you know what a VHS is?
Yes, I do.
You do.
Okay, cool.
I think I know where you are.
Yep.
Gemma, do you have any memories of MSN Messenger?
Yes.
Oh.
Okay, I got Gemma.
I reckon she's early 90s.
She's early 90s for sure.
I reckon we're going to go 90s.
Should we lock in 90s as the decade?
Let's lock in 90s as the decade.
Gemma, were you born in the 90s?
Yes, I was.
Yeah.
Clint, we didn't get this one last time.
We're on the board.
So this is exciting.
So how early 90s?
I feel like 1990 is too early.
I'm a 91, 92 is what my gut is telling me.
Yeah, I was thinking 93.
93?
She likes Big Bang Theory.
Yeah, so she likes Big Bang Theory.
And she'll be turning 30 next year
Let's be real
Like
Friends for me
Is the ultimate
And I'm close
I mean
I'm close to 1990
So
She could be
91 or 92
Go 93
If you're gut
I'll sell you 93
Let's go 93
That's what my gut is saying
Gemma were you born
In 1993
No
Don't tell me it was
91 or 92. What was it?
Yeah, 92.
We should have met in the middle!
We should have met in the middle!
We should have gone on both of our guns.
Okay, that's okay. We can still get the month.
So, it was earlier than you
thought in 93, so I think
you go later in 92.
I think you're looking at the bracket of September to
December for Gemma. Maybe even
as early as...
No, September to December.
Yeah. September, October,
November, December.
I reckon September. What you said
first. September? Are you
happy with September? I'm happy with September.
I'm not feeling December.
Gemma, were you born in September?
No. Don't say Decemberma, were you born in September? No.
Don't say December. When were you born?
June.
Okay, well we were way off. I don't care about that one then. That's fine.
Oh my god,
so now we have to guess the date. What if her
birthday's today?
It could be today.
Gemma, have you had a good day today?
It's been alright. It's not her birthday today. Gemma, have you had a good day today? It's been all right.
It's not her birthday today.
No, but some people are really disappointed for their birthday.
Not Gemma.
She loves Big Bang Theory.
She's a happy-go-lucky person.
It would be my 30th.
It wouldn't be disappointing.
Yeah, it'd be a big date.
Oh, she's giving us a clue.
I know.
I just heard a sense of tense.
She said it would be my 30th.
So wait, how many days?
It's a day that hasn't happened yet in June.
30 days has September, April, June.
It's got to be 30.
It's got to be.
Or tomorrow.
28, so is it the 29th or the 30th?
It's the 30th.
It's the 30th.
That's what my gut was saying.
Is it the 30th, Gemma?
Is your birthday on the 30th?
No.
I already have my birthday.
When is it?
When is your birthday?
The 9th. You threw us off, Gemma. We were had my birthday. When is your birthday? The 9th.
You threw us off, Gemma.
We were so far off.
We got one.
One from one.
All right, Gemma, who was born on June the 9th, 1992.
We had no idea how old you were.
That's all right, Gemma.
We tried.
We tried.
We appreciate you calling for What's My Age again
Next week could be the week
Have a good one Gemma
We'll catch you later
See you Gem
Thank you mate
Happy 30th earlier this month
Oh no it's next year
No this year
Oh god far out
You're getting confused by the game
When's my birthday?
Can you imagine
When we finally get this right
When we get it
Oh my god when we get it
Oh when we get it
It's time to get honest But you can remain anonymous when we finally get this right. When we get it. Oh, my God, when we get it. Oh, when we get it.
It's time to get honest, but you can remain anonymous because we don't want to ruin anyone's, you know,
situation they've got going on.
You don't want to ruin the good thing you've got going on.
We get it.
We understand.
Are you using someone else's account
that you might not even be in contact with anymore.
You might not even realise that you're still using their account, you know?
Oh, people know.
You might go, you just log in every day and you go.
Listen to you.
Oh, well, I don't know.
I've got it in here.
Sounds like.
I don't know how.
I just assumed I was.
I thought I was paying for it.
Sounds like you've practised that for the future.
0800 dial ZM.
What account and whose account is it?
G'day, Carl.
Hello, Carl.
Hey, how are you?
Good, thank you.
You come from a full family of account moochers, is that right?
Yeah, it's kind of escalated rather quickly, to be honest.
So who's on, is it your Netflix account?
Yeah, it's my Netflix account.
Just sort of started off nicely, you know, mum, dad,
and then obviously the wife, sister, and then her husband,
and then my brother and his wife,
and then my parents separated and then got new partners,
and all of a sudden they're watching it as well.
Wait, Carl, how many people are using your Netflix?
I honestly would hate to think it.
Did you give them the password as well as the email address?
I did to the select few, but I think they passed that on to them.
Yeah, it's spread.
Carl, I need to ask, do you charge?
Yeah, good point.
I have wanted to.
I definitely wanted to, but I don't.
You could make a good amount of money off of this.
You could hold them to ransom, Carl. If you threaten to change the password unless $15 from each one of your family members
is deposited into your bank account overnight, that's a pretty good night out, I reckon.
I mean, it's not too bad.
Yeah, maybe I should be doing that.
You should just send them a message and start watching films that all have, you know,
subliminal messages in it, like watch the movie Get Out
or, you know.
Taken.
Stop Moochin.
Is that a movie?
I don't know.
Let's go to David.
Hi, David.
Hi, David.
Good, guys.
Tell us, David, whose account and what account?
So, I have several, actually.
So, I use my mother's Netflix account.
I use my sister's Disney Plus as well as Neon. Yeah. And I use my mother's Netflix account. I use my sister's Disney Plus
as well as Neon. And I
use my brother's Spotify.
So, wow, that's the big four.
Are you paying for any accounts?
I don't use any. I don't pay for
any. Like, I...
So, hard times,
finally. So I
I've been put in a situation where my
family have given it a long time ago
and then they've forgotten about it,
but they keep on asking
because they've been noticing movies pop up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or they're about to watch something
and they get logged out
because you and your whole family
is logged on to watch something.
Yeah, who's watching all the Japanese anime
on my Netflix again?
Okay, thanks, David.
Let's go to Elise.
Hi, Elise. Hi, Elise.
Hi, Elise.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Whose account are you mooching off?
I've been using my ex-girlfriend's farmer's club card.
What?
Okay, what's the advantage of using her farmer's club card?
Do you get discounts off her?
No, I literally get nothing from it. I just got in the habit of using her farmer's club card? Do you get discounts off it? No, I literally get nothing from it.
I just got in the habit of using it.
So you're just giving her points by using it?
Yeah, I'm giving her points.
This is actually good for her.
Isn't it her dad's card, did you say?
No, it's her card.
It's her dad's farmer's club card.
Right.
Look, I don't know how you feel about your ex-girlfriend,
but I'll happily send you my farmer's club card
if you want to start racking up some points for me, Elise.
It was actually quite funny the other day.
I've stopped now because my friend, we were in farmers,
and he looked at me because she was waiting for me to say my girlfriend's phone number.
And I said, you know what?
Today's the day.
Time to stop, yeah.
Elise.
Well, good on you. I need to know, were know what? Today's the day. Time to stop, yeah. Elise, I need
to know, were you still
using it in the hope
that she would maybe contact you?
Oh, no, definitely not.
No, no, no. Oh, sure, Elise!
Come on, you don't have to lie here.
No, no, no lies.
I just, um,
I just got silly at it.
Someone's put a set of sexy lingerie on my farmer's club card.
Can you imagine?
This feels like a subliminal message.
Elise gets the phone call.
She's like, I just knew you would see it one day
and that we could reconnect over the club points.
Finally, Nick, whose account are you using?
I'm using my ex's parents' SkyGo account.
Solid from you, Nick.
Sky's expensive.
And we got a pretty sweet deal because we borrowed their Chromecast as well,
which was two or three years ago, and we still got it.
And that's got all their apps logged in on it, I guess.
He's so happy with himself.
Listen to him.
So, hey, I'm winning, right?
You are winning, Nick, 100%.
How many years has it been, did you say?
Oh, two, three years.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, solid.
It's a lot of test match rugby.
Hey, you enjoy that All Blacks game this weekend, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll be watching it for free too.
Can you imagine Nick across the Olympics?
He would have been like, I'm loving the Olympics.
I am killing it.
And then his ex's parents would have been like, this is bloody bull crap.
We can't watch anything. Brie and Clint.
Welcome to the Name Game, where you go head-to-head with Brie
guessing celebrity names as quickly as you can to win KFC chicken dollars.
G'day, Kim.
Basinger.
G'day.
Kim Basinger is a good one.
Yeah.
That's exactly how the game works, Kim.
I'll say a name like your name, like I would say Kim,
and you would yell out what?
Kim Cattrall.
Kim Cattrall is another really good one.
Nice from you.
Obviously, a Sex and the City fan will get a long well.
The twist on this game, and to level the playing field,
seeing as you two are not in the same room,
I will require two celebrities who use the name.
Now, if you say one, Kim, say you had said Cattrall before Brie,
you claim Kim Cattrall.
And if Brie said Basinger, she would claim Basinger.
I claimed him for my own.
Yeah, but Kim, you need to say Kim Kardashian.
I was just thinking we were claiming people.
We can't claim Chris Hemsworth yet, okay?
All clear, Kim?
You understand how to play?
I've got to say two names.
Two names, yeah, but you can take your time. So get the first one out, and then you can take your time on the second clear, Kim? You understand how to play? I've got to say two names. Two names.
Yeah, but you can take your time.
So get the first one out,
and then you can take your time on the second one, okay?
But don't take too much time,
because if I get it before you, I win.
Just remember, only we need to know,
claim the name as soon as you think of it.
It's all you've got to do.
All right.
Here we go.
First to three correct answers
is going to get the KFC chicken dollars.
I would like first,
a little bit hard this one,
but I know you guys can do it.
I'd like two famous Jackies.
Jackie O.
Jackie O.
Bree got Jackie O first from the Kyle and Jackie O show.
Jackie who, sorry?
Jackie Collins.
Jackie Collins.
I'll give you Jackie Collins, Kim.
Jackie.
Oh, no.
Gil.
No.
Jackie.
Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan. Bam. There. Jackie. Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan.
Bam.
There you go.
Uber famous.
Also would have accepted Jackie Kennedy.
That's the one that was on the tip of my tongue.
Yeah, and New Zealand comedian Jackie Brown.
Oh, yes.
Jackie Brown.
I saw her at a cafe today.
That's why she's first on the show.
Oh, I love Jackie Brown.
Okay, quiz.
Liberty number two.
One point to Bree.
Somebody give me two famous Patrick's.
Swayze.
Patrick.
Swayze is one to Bree.
What was your one, Kim?
Patrick Dwyer.
Patrick Dwyer.
We need to check.
Is that a famous?
Well, Google that one.
Keep guessing, guys.
I'll see if that one is.
Patrick.
Patrick.
Oh, another Patrick.
Oh, my God god this is hard
So hard
I've got a few here
On my list
Patrick
Dempsey
What's the going
Patrick Dempsey is one
Patrick Dempsey is
But Patrick Dwyer
Is a married at first sight
Contestant
That counts
Yeah that would count
Unfortunately Brie got two
Patrick's first
So
Oh you're really
You're on the ropes here Kim
Come on Kim
I believe in you.
Okay, look.
You can choose here, Kim.
Would you like a male or a female next?
I'll tell you, the female is pretty hard.
In fact, I only found two females with this name.
Oh, you've got to go the other one then.
Oh, I go a male, which is easier.
What do you want, Kim?
We'd better go male.
Male, okay.
I'd like two famous Andys.
Andy Dean.
Andy Dean.
Andy, Andrew, Prince Andrew.
Prince Andrew.
Yeah, I'll give you Prince Andrew.
Andy.
Hasn't she already won?
Who's Andy Dean?
Did we check Andy Dean?
Nobody.
No, nobody.
Nobody.
Okay, points still live.
All we've got is Prince Andrew and I wish we didn't have him.
Andy from Hamish and Andy.
Yeah, what's his last name?
What's his last name?
Hamish, Blake and Andy.
What's his last name?
You'll kick yourself when you figure it out.
Andy.
Andy Smith.
Andy Smith is who?
You're making up names.
I don't know.
Andy Roddick. The tennis player. Andy Roddick is one, yeah. Andy Smith is who? You're making up names. I don't know. Andy Roddick.
The tennis player.
Andy Roddick is one, yeah.
Andy.
There's another very famous tennis player.
Who is Andy?
Andy.
He's British.
No, he's Scottish.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, you guys.
I can't play.
Andy Murray is who I was thinking of.
Oh, of course.
Would have accepted Andy Lee from Hamish and Andy.
Andy Lee.
Would have accepted the pop star Andy Grammer or the painter Andy Warhol.
What's wrong with me?
Okay.
I'm going to say this is for the win, this last point, okay?
Okay.
Now, you're going to be fast, Kim.
You're going to be really fast on this one, but I know that you can do it.
I want two famous Chris's.
Chris Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth.
Chris Hemsworth.
Chris Hemsworth is Breeze, unfortunately.
Chris Evans is yours, Kim.
Chris.
Chris.
Chris MC.
No.
Chris.
Kim's just saying random names now.
Chris Basinger.
Chris.
Chris Cross.
Chris Spence.
Chris B. Cream.
Chris Kardashian.
Chris Kardashian. Yespense. Krispy Kreme. Kris Kardashian. Kris Kardashian, yes!
She got it!
Well done, Kim.
Yeah, Kim, great game.
I would have accepted Chris Parker.
I would have accepted Chris Nolan.
I would have accepted Chris Luxon,
but you got in there with Kris Kardashian.
Well done, Kim.
We're going to send you up
50 KFC chicken dollars.
Thanks so much.
Who's Chris Nolan?
Chris Nolan, the director.
Christopher Nolan.
Kim, the aim of the game,
just say random names,
something's going to stick.
Chris Columbus.
I would have accepted
Chris Columbus.
I like your train of thought, Kim.
Very smart.
Brian Clint.
How do people have enough time?
How do people have the nerve?
I love this text because I can relate to it a lot.
Someone said, I just want to know how people get two husbands
when I can't even get one.
Yeah, leave some husbands for the rest of us, would you?
Yeah, stop hogging the smorgasbord.
Hands off all the husbands, botch.
First caller wants to be anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hello.
Has this happened to you?
Did you know someone who was leading a double life?
Yes, yes, I do.
He's my ex-partner now.
Okay.
Yeah, so we do have two children together, though.
Okay.
So, yeah, I live here in New Zealand, and he was working in Australia.
So he was just coming back when he could,
which at times could be almost nearly every weekend.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So he had a girlfriend over there as well,
which obviously he didn't know about at the time.
And he has a tattoo of one of our daughter's names on his arm.
And the girlfriend asked who that was.
And he said it was his dead sister.
Are you?
I know.
Piece of work, Anonymous.
What a piece of work.
Oh, I know, right?
Yeah, so, yeah, like I said, he's now dead to us.
How could he do that to his own girls?
As a dad, that just doesn't make any sense to me.
I know.
It was actually the girlfriend that did some investigating.
He said that he was flying home to see his mum and dad.
And I don't know.
He took back to Australia a packet of Port Royal.
And whatever country he was going to,
they don't sell Port Royal.
So the girlfriend got suspicious. She was suspicious. She had the act. She knew what was going to, they don't sell Port Royal. So the girlfriend got suspicious.
She was suspicious.
She had the act.
She knew what was going on.
He was lying to her as well.
Yeah, she was like,
you didn't go to wherever it was you said.
Yeah, you've obviously been to New Zealand.
Like, who's in New Zealand?
The long story short,
she tracked me down and yeah.
Did he lose the girlfriend as well?
Yeah, he lost it all.
Good, good.
He lost it all.
And as the Spice Girls would say, girl power.
Yeah, I know.
Yes.
Okay, sorry that that happened to you, Anonymous,
but thank you for sharing it with us.
I like that she still has a good sense of humour about it.
You got to, right?
You know?
Laura's here.
Hey, Laura.
Hi, Laura.
Hi.
Was it you that was leading a double life, Laura?
It was.
It was me.
It was you? Really? Oh, my God, I. It was. It was me. It was you.
Really?
Oh, my God.
I'm so interested.
Tell us about it.
But it's not like being in another relationship or anything.
It was just that, like, as a teenager when I was growing up
and even, I guess, sort of into my late teens, early 20s,
I was living a double life between who I really am and who I am
around my family because I hadn't properly come out.
Oh, fascinating.
Okay.
Totally.
And then I had come out, but because my parents are like religious, it was like, um, I guess
it took my mom a lot longer to come around from it.
Yeah.
Laura.
Also, it's like she had that whole like picture in her head that I was going to get married to a guy and have kids and like white picket fence and everything.
And then she sees that it's not going to be as easy for you.
And then they worry that it's not going to be as easy.
Laura, how long did you live this double life, like family you and the real you?
Probably for like maybe four or five years.
Oh, that's exhausting, Laura.
Yeah, and then in the end I had like a massive like emotional breakdown.
Yeah, you can't do it.
Yeah.
Trigger warning, you know, like, all that kind of stuff.
Totally.
Like, mental health, all of that.
And how freeing was it?
How freeing was it when you were like, I'm just going to be me?
I need to live my life for me?
Oh, man.
Like, I can't even tell you.
Like, 100 million percent free.
Like, just.
Oh, yeah, that's a good feeling.
Good for you, Laura.
Congratulations. That is like
leading a double life and so many people
do that. It's a spin on it that I wasn't
expecting, but she's absolutely right.
Finally, Annabelle, who was living a double life?
Oh, well, a bit
of an odd one. We're going all the way back to
World War II, but it was my grandmother.
Your great-grandmother? Oh my God.
Hit us with the facts. What was she doing?
Oh, well, Obviously my great grandfather
Went to World War II
Was there for many years
Received you know
Letters saying
We can't wait
For you to return
The kids miss you
You know we love you dearly
And he gets back
After being a prisoner
For many years
And the house is empty
Where is she?
He asked around
And come to find out
His
Well my great grandmother
Had hooked up with his brother,
decided to have kids, even while sending him letters
and receiving his paychecks for being in the war.
She got with his brother?
Yes, yep, yep.
So my great-uncle.
Your great-uncle.
Did she have kids to your grandfather already?
Yes.
And then she had more kids with the brother?
Yeah, so she's got about nine kids, I think, in total.
So she had four with my great-grandfather
and then I think four with the uncle.
Oh, man.
So those kids are cousin-siblings?
My nana didn't know.
Yeah.
Oh, her mum didn't even know?
No, no, no.
So my nana said to me she did her family tree
just before COVID.
We received the paperwork and she goes,
hang on.
Wait a second.
It was my dad, my great, my uncle.
Far out.
I mean, saucy grandma.
Wow, you've got a complex family tree.
That thing has a few branches going on up there, Annabelle.
Oh, do you want to make Christmas a bit awkward?
But no, it's all right.
As long as it was many decades ago and not near my time, it was fine.
But yeah, definitely not as exciting as the other sets for sure.
No, it's good.
We love it.
No, that was a great story.
Grandma had a cake and ate it.
She ate it too, didn't she?
Dirty old grandma.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Birthday Banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
If you've ever wanted to reminisce as to what was the song top of the charts on your 16th
birthday,
but you're like, I don't know what it is,
call us and we'll do it here at Birthday Banger.
Easy peasy.
Let's go to Andrew.
Kia ora, Andrew.
G'day, Andy.
Hey, good evening, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How are you?
You're mean.
Very good.
Is that a South African accent I can hear?
Very similar, Zimbabwe.
Oh, nice.
Zimbabwe accent.
Beautiful.
I went to boarding school with some people from Zimbabwe, so it sounds very familiar.
Bloody good people.
Bloody good people, mate.
Bloody good people, Andrew.
They might know Andrew.
They might.
It's a very small place.
Do you know the people that Brie went to boarding school with, Andrew?
Who were they, mate?
Oh, Brad Salter, the Salter family.
They were Salters around when we were from Queque.
Yeah, perfect.
Yeah, perfect.
I knew you knew them.
Hey, Andrew, I like your chat, mate.
I love your chat.
What's your birthday, Andrew?
28th of June, 1975.
Oh, happy birthday, Andrew, for today.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
Oh, nice work.
Thank you.
You were 16 in 1991, and here's your birthday banger. More than words is all you have to do.
What do you think about that, Andrew?
That's extreme in more than words.
Is it a bit random?
It's a bit random, isn't it?
Seems like up your alley, though, Andrew.
Bit of a romantic.
Yeah, any tune's a good tune, eh?
Any tune's a good tune. Good attitude,
Andrew. I love his accent. That's his way of going
I don't like it.
But I'll be polite for the radio.
Thanks, Andrew. Wait there, man.
We're going to do Tyler. Hi, Tyler. Hi, Tyler.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm recovering from losing my voice.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, well, we won't make you talk that much.
Just tell us what your birthday is and we'll find out your birthday, Banger.
18th of February, 1995.
All right, Tyler, you were 16 in 2011.
And on your 16th birthday on that day, this was number one.
I'm just falling away.
There's always no mistakes.
I'm on the right track, baby. Gags. This was number one Garg's
Anthem
Born This Way
Do you love it, Tyler?
I do
My brother actually loves Lady Gaga
No way
What's your brother's name?
Nathan
Shout out to Nathan
Okay, wait there
Tyler, we'll do one more for Jess
Kia ora, Jess
Hello, Jess
Hey, how's it going?
Good, mate.
How's your Tuesday going?
Oh, not too bad.
I've just got home, so that's always a good way to carry it on.
Mate, you're telling me.
I've got to stick around this place for the next hour and a half.
I mean, it just drags on.
You've only been here for an hour and a half.
I mean, yeah, sorry.
Jess, what's your birthday, mate?
13th of August, 1985. Oh, that's my mum's birthday. She's a bit older than yeah, sorry. Jess, what's your birthday, mate? 13th of August, 1985.
Oh, that's my mum's birthday.
She's a bit older than you, though.
You were 16 in 2001.
This is your birthday banger.
Yes, Jess.
That is one of my favourite soft rock anthems of all time.
Lifehouse, Hanging By A Moment.
Brie, you've got to like that.
I adore.
You've got to like that.
It's my favourite Lifehouse song.
I'm voting for it.
You are?
Yeah.
Because I know you love that Lady Gaga song.
No, no, it's Lifehouse for me today.
Not as much as this?
Yes.
Hey, Jess.
This is the vibe.
You just won birthday bagger.
Congratulations.
Awesome. Thanks, guys. You've got to stay in the car a bit longer to listen to this, Jess. Hey Jess This is the vibe You just won birthday banger Congratulations Awesome
Thanks guys
You've got to stay in the car
A bit longer
To listen to this Jess
It isn't sitting
It's soft rock FM Brian, it's Soft Rock FM.
Brian Clint, that's the birthday banger today from Lifehouse,
hanging by a moment.
You don't want to hear the R-rated version of Soft Rock FM.
Soft Rock After Dark.
Yeah, you don't want to hear that version.
I just want to check.
Or maybe you do.
Quickly with our resident Gen Zeds.
Producer Ella, have you ever heard that Lifehouse song before?
Yeah, it rings a bell.
It rings a bell.
Did you like it?
I actually did.
You did like it.
Okay, go.
It's a great song.
Yeah.
Please tell me you've heard of Evanescence.
No.
What?
Maybe the song.
What about Creed?
Have you heard of Creed?
Yeah, I think so.
Do you know Olivia Rodrigo?
Yeah, I know Olivia Rodrigo.
She does some good stuff.
Everyone in the studio, put your hand up if you feel old.
Me.
My hand's up.
Okay, next on the show.
Oh, no, we're not doing this again.
Yeah, it's back.
It's once a week now.
Who said it was once a week?
The people voted.
May or may not have been a real voting system.
And they said Bree's Psychic Radio has to be once a week.
This is the last chance you've got.
No, it's not.
It's once a week.
You don't find the button today.
You're officially removed from the psychic covenant.
We will do Bree's Psychic Radio until we find a winner.
Bree and Clint.
It's a party.
And you're invited to Bree's psychic radio.
Ah.
Bree's psychic radio. Welcome.
This is where
I channel
my spirits. And I try and put
out there a number of different details.
I channel a person.
A very specific person with specific
details. I'll say specific again.
Specific.
And we try and find that person.
I believe they're listening.
Do we always get it?
No.
Today, let me know if I've got this correct.
We're looking for Gemma who drives a white Toyota.
She's 27 years old.
She broke her arm once and she has blonde hair.
She broke her left arm.
Her left arm specifically. Specifically. Just to make it even harder. See, if I were blonde hair. She broke her left arm. Her left arm specifically.
Specifically.
Just to make it even harder.
See, if I were you, I would have just said arm.
I would have made it a little bit easier on my psychic abilities.
Yeah, but Clint, I'm the psychic.
Not you.
Are you?
Let's see what we have dragged in.
Welcome to the show.
Our first caller.
Good evening.
Hello, caller number one.
Hi.
Caller number one, I'm sensing I'd like to start with the type of car you drive.
Is it a white Toyota?
It's a white MG.
It's a white car.
You said Toyota.
You could have said white car.
You said white Toyota.
So I have to get rid of that one.
Let's just see if caller one would have been, you know, the person.
Other than that, have you ever broken your arm?
Yes, I've broken my left arm twice.
Oh, that's good.
That's pretty good.
That's good.
Caller one, what's your age?
I'm 27.
You're going well so far, apart from the car thing.
What colour hair do you have?
Blonde.
Oh, my God.
Stop it.
Caller number one, if your name is Gemma, I'm going to kick myself.
What's your name?
It's Katie.
I'm sorry.
That's okay because we didn't have a car thing.
Even I started to believe for a second.
Did you nearly believe?
Thank you, Katie, for reinforcing what I believed all along.
Okay.
Let's go to caller number two.
Hello, caller number two.
Caller number two.
Caller number two, are you with us?
Is that me?
Sorry.
That's you.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Caller number two.
Caller number two.
We won't start with your name.
No, we're not going to start with the name.
Keep the fun going for a bit.
Caller number two.
What kind of car do you drive, caller number two?
I personally drive my own car, which is not a white Toyota,
but I drive my wife's car, which is a white Toyota.
Wait, are you calling in about your wife or you?
Me.
Okay, just checking.
There's a white Toyota in the family.
It's in the family.
Call on number two.
Have you ever broken your left arm?
Yes, I have actually.
Good.
Twice.
Not good.
Twice again, okay.
Caller number two, what's your hair colour?
Blonde.
That's good.
Your age?
So 28 now, but as a couple of weeks ago was 27.
A couple of minutes ago, were you 27?
Caller number two, I love you.
You try to help me out.
You're doing the best you can.
Is your name Gemma?
No, my name's Jeremy.
I mean, close enough.
No, it is not.
No, it is not.
It's a different letter.
Hey, the boy version is Gemma.
Yeah, yeah.
When I was in high school My nickname was Gemma
Which was short for Gemma
Pretty bloody close
Alright, I'll say you're close
You're not the whole cigar
There's a white Toyota in the family
Technically, it's his wife
They own both cars
He's 28, remember
Oh, that's right
Thank you, thank you
Thank you very much
Let's go to caller number four
Hi, caller number four
I think we're going to caller three first
Oh, let's go to caller three
Okay, hi, caller three Hi, four. Hi, caller number four. I think we're going to caller three first. Oh, let's go to caller three.
Okay, hi, caller three.
Hi, caller three.
Hi, caller three.
Caller three, what is your age?
27.
That's a good start, caller three.
We'll take it.
We will take it.
Caller number three, what's your hair colour?
Blonde.
Perfect.
We're on a roll.
I mean, is two right a roll?
You are rolling.
This one has really given us a hard time.
But caller number three, what car do you drive?
A white Toyota.
Clint.
Here we go.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right. I'm listening.
Caller three, have you ever broken your left arm?
No, not my left one. Don't say you've broken your left arm? No, not my left one.
Don't say you've broken your right arm.
Dislocated the left leg.
Dislocated the left leg?
Have you broken your left leg?
No, just dislocated.
Oh, just dislocated.
And was your name Gemma?
Gabby.
What is it, gay?
Gabby. Gabby. Gabby. Oh, that's close, but no cigar, okay. Thanks. Gabby. What is it? Gay? Gabby.
Gabby.
Oh, that's close, but no cigar, Kate.
Thanks, Gabs.
Thanks, Gabby.
One more chance.
You get one more chance at this.
I'm starting to get discouraged.
I'm entertained enough.
I've had a bit of fun, so I'm all good either way.
All right.
But we'll give you one more shot.
This is the one.
This is the one.
This is the one.
I can feel it.
Call a four.
Please, make my dreams come true.
I am actually shaking. Oh, my God. Stop it. Wait. feel it. Call a four. Please make my dreams come true. I am actually shaking.
Oh, my God.
Stop it.
Wait.
Stop it.
Call a four.
There's going to move it.
There's going to move it.
Wait.
Stop it.
Call a four.
No, I need to ask.
I need to ask.
Have you ever broken your left arm?
I literally just got out of my car like yesterday.
That's a tick.
Call a four.
What colour is your hair?
It's like a light blonde. We's a tick. Call a four. What colour is your hair? It's like a light blonde.
We'll take it.
That's a light blonde.
Call a four.
How old are you?
I've just turned 27.
Just turned 27.
Okay.
I don't know whether to go with the name or the car first.
I feel like she's so excited it doesn't matter which one first. I think I'm going to go with the car.
I feel like she's so excited it doesn't matter which one you go for.
I'm going to go with the car.
What car do you drive, Caller 4?
It's a 2005 white Toyota.
Caller 4, what is your name?
Gemma.
Oh, my God.
I've got it.
Oh, my God. I've got it. Oh, my God.
Gemma.
She exists.
Were you freaking out just now when I was rattling off all these details?
I was, like, fuming because, like, none of them matched me.
So, like.
Gemma, you have a psychic, Gemma you may have a psychic connection with
Brie Thomasale
Gemma let's test one more
let's see if we've got a psychic connection
Oh you're really pushing it here, you're really pushing it
Gemma
Go on. Okay psychic
connection right now
Do you feel like garlic bread for dinner?
I'm just on my way to the pub to get some garlic bread and mash.
You wanted my lady.
One of the chances.
She likes garlic bread.
One of the chances.
Hey, well done, Gemma.
Well done, Gemma.
Well done, Brie.
Gemma, did we just become best friends?
I think we did.
Brie and Clint. Okay, I said before just become best friends? I think we did. Bree and Clint.
Okay, I said before I've got a very simple movement we can do
to determine how healthy you and I both are.
Okay.
Before we do my movement, you want to know if we can touch our toes, right?
Yes.
Should we do it together?
Yeah.
Give this a go.
A little bit worrying if we can't do it, but we'll go down together.
Why worrying?
Three, two, one.
Hello, Daddy.
Just kidding.
Screw you.
I knew you were going to do it.
You could do it, though.
Yeah, I touched my toes.
Could you actually?
Yeah, I touched my toes.
No, I'm not doing it again.
No, don't do it again.
No, I did it.
No, I want to make sure.
I already did it.
I want to make sure.
I already did it. No, I want to make sure. You do it first. I didn't see. You do it. We'll do it at the same time. Okay, not doing it again. No, don't do it again. No, I did it. No, I want to make sure. I already did it. I want to make sure. I already did it.
No, I want to make sure.
You do it first.
I didn't see.
You do it.
We'll do it at the same time.
Okay, you do it first.
Three, two, one.
See, you weren't going to do it.
You weren't going to do it.
Okay, so this is serious, okay?
This is the real test.
And let me just give you the what's at stake.
According to this new study,
the inability to do this one simple movement
in mid to later
life is linked to a
near doubling of the risk of
death from any cause
in the next 10 years.
So if you can't do this thing...
This is going to be quite grim then if I can't do it.
Yeah, totally.
If you can't do this thing, you are
twice as likely to die of anything in the next 10 years.
This sounds very scientific, so I'm here to figure this out.
The thing is, stand on one leg for 10 seconds.
Oh, jeez.
I don't know.
I don't know about that.
I always get told by my chiropractor, he's like, not good balance.
Not good.
Oh, I reckon I could do this one, though.
You reckon? When I have to close my eyes, that's when I struggle. Yeah, well, we can balance. Not good. Oh, I reckon I could do this one though. You reckon?
When I have to close my eyes, that's when I struggle.
Yeah, well, we can keep our eyes open.
Okay.
That's fine.
All right.
I've got a 10-second timer.
We'll do it together.
All right.
Okay, where's my timer?
Here it is.
You ready?
Okay, I'm ready.
10 seconds on one foot.
I'll do it with you.
Three, two, one, go.
Doing good.
I feel like I'm doing pretty well.
Hey.
Hey, look over here.
Yeah, no, I'm concentrating.
Look over here.
Look down here.
Yeah.
Look around here.
Yeah.
Look around here.
Hey, well done us.
We are healthy.
I'm like a flamingo.
And wealthy.
Now do it with your eyes closed.
I'm telling you.
Do you know how hard it is?
One leg with your eyes closed.
One leg with your eyes closed. One leg with your eyes closed.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
Whoa!
Got him again.
I've got several complaints to lay after this, right?
Honestly.
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