ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th June 2023

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

Bree Tomasel: Honorary Kiwi - Football Fern goals. Unlikely relationships. Clint's fail. How much alcohol is safe? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Wednesday. It's a Wednesday. It's a Wednesday. It feels like it should be a Friday because we have had a lot on. There's been a lot going on and it's been fun

but it's been challenging. There's been some great videos of specifically Bree's quest for Kiwi citizenship. It's honorary. Chris Hipkins hasn't been in touch yet and said yeah if she sings the anthem at Eden Park we'll give her real citizenship. Yeah, Producer Claude have we heard from Chris Hipkins yet?

We see Too Busy and Jaina. Have we heard from Carmel Cepollone? I'm sure they're all very available. Have we heard from Grant Robinson?

Like anyone? Have we heard from Calvin Davis? Luxon? Is Luxon putting it up as an election carrot? He's like, if you vote national

in the election we'll make Brie a citizen. Yeah, can you tell Luxon to drive over his wife's Tesla and so we can talk to him? Yeah. I'm sure he'd love to do that. You know who's not offering it up is Winston Peters.

He's not for the immigrants. Yeah, I'm not sad about not getting to talk to him. I'll take any of the others. We'd 100% talk to him. I mean, immigration policy aside, we'd 100% talk to Winston. Winston? Yeah.

Would you want to talk to him? 100%, if we could do it over a few beers. What would be your first question? Where do you get your suits from? They're custom. What brand of ciggies do you smoke? Winnie Blues. Yeah.

For Winston. I've got lots of questions. Anyway, today's challenge was to defend a goal against a football fern, a capped New Zealand representative footballer. We have been at North Harbour Stadium this morning with you in goal and you will hear how that went in 15 minutes time. Look, I don't want to tell you what happened, but I definitely gave myself the ick this morning. And I didn't think I would be as embarrassing as what I was. It's harder than it looks. No, I knew how hard it was.

I knew straight away. But anyway, what was the outcome? You'll have to be listening in 15 minutes to find out. A 30-something-year-old Bree Thomas-EllSeller gets a 21-year-old striker. God, she was good, wasn't she? She was rapid. She was so good. Mate, she's going to play in the World Cup. We'll start off with Tradie vs Lady, though. If you want to win 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC,

you should call us right now. Brie and Clint. It's Tradie vs Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are, Trady versus Lady for a Wednesday. The Tradys are making a comeback and they're on 52 wins for the year. The Ladies on 57. Let's cross live to our lady calling in from Whangarei.

She's 36 years old and she's a teacher aide. Welcome to the show, Hannah. G'day, Hannah. For what age group usually? I'm doing intermediate at the moment. Oh, neat. Okay, nice. Right on that awkward cusp of teenagehood.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Yep. God, I hated that age. I hated that age group. They're just starting to get pimply and smelly. Smelly alright. Smelly alright. Especially the boys. You're taking on ourelly alright. Yeah. Especially the boys. You're taking on our training today. They're calling from Auckland.

They're 25 and they shot themselves with a nail gun. Welcome to the show, Carlos. Carlos, where did you shoot yourself

with a nail gun? Straight in the hand. Oh, Carlos. I've got a nail gun at the moment. We talked about it on the show last week.

I'm going to do some DIY with it. I didn't think it was possible to shoot yourself with it. Nah, definitely is. Went straight off a nog coming at the moment. We talked about it on the show last week. I'm going to do some DIY with it. I didn't think it was possible to shoot yourself with it. Nah, it definitely is. Ricocheted off a knob coming to my hand. Did you say ricocheted off a knob? Yep.

Off a nog. Off a nog. I'm just going to pretend like he said knob because it's way funnier. Ricocheted off his knob. Yeah, ricocheted off a knob sounds funnier. Yes, Carlos. Carlos, your buzz is tradie. Hannah, your buzz is lady. First three correct answers gets $50 cash money from KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. In which country is the movie Mamma Mia set? Is it Spain, Italy, or Greece? Ladies. Yes, Hannah. It's Greece.

It is Greece. Greece. Nice work. Meryl Streep's in there doing her thing. Pierce Brosnan. Pierce Brosnan, yes. Yeah. Not my favourite movie, I'm not going to lie.

I couldn't stand it, to be honest. But I love Meryl Streep, so I'll put up with it. One to the ladies, question number two. The All Blacks jersey for the 2023 Rugby World Cup was released today. Who makes their uniforms? Is it Adidas or Nike? Carlos. Adidas.

It is, of course, Adidas. Nice work. We are one apiece. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Hannah. Pharrell. It is Pharrell. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the of ladies. Yes, Hannah. Pharrell. It is Pharrell. Nice work.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. What is the capital of France? Trades. Ladies. Yes, Carlos. Is it Paris? It is Paris.

We are all tied up. This is for the win. Question number five. In the cartoon TV show The Simpsons, what colour is Marge Simpson's hair? Oh, Hannah just got in. It's blue. That was

a tight stand. Carlos is absolutely ropeable but our Tradiverse Lady champion is you, Hannah. She's got it. You get 50 bucks cash from KFC. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you so much. Nice work.

No worries. Bree and Clint. Bree Thomasel. Honorary Kiwi. This is the week, five years in New Zealand, five years of the Bree and Clint show. So this week, if you can complete four iconic Kiwi challenges, we'll grant you honorary Kiwi citizenship.

I'm halfway through it. Well, over halfway now. Over halfway because we've done today's. And I'm feeling good. Yeah. I'm feeling good. I embarrassed myself greatly in front of a football fern this morning. Yeah.

Like I gave myself the ick. Yeah, I get that. I would have too. What do you mean you get that? Are you saying I gave myself the ick. Yeah, I get that. I would have too. What do you mean you get that? Are you saying I gave you the ick too? Well, it'd be hard not to. She was looking sharp. She was in all her football kit.

She's primed and ready for a football World Cup. We put you in some bloody gear that we got for free in the goal. I'm just saying it's hard to look good by comparison. I'm not doing a good job, eh? You look great. You look really good. You've just confirmed all my fears. We're at North Harbour Stadium.

We're on the turf. Yeah, move right along. And Ava Collins, who is a forward for the New Zealand Football Ferns, she plays for a club in New York City, lined up, and your job was to stop one goal. You just had to stop one goal, and you couldn't leave the goal until you stopped that one goal.

Yes. That's today's challenge. How did Bree do? It's day three of Bree's quest to become an honorary Kiwi, and today your job is to defend a goal against a football fern. Oh, I'm so glad I've got heaps of experience.

What is your highest honours, by the way? I played at Redland Bay Reserves B grade. Pretty good. Football fan. Oh, I'm so glad I've got heaps of experience. What is your highest honours, by the way? I played at Redland Bay Reserves B grade. Pretty good. And yours? Playing for New Zealand. Ava, before we start, what's your advice for Bree? I'm going to say pick a side and just go with that side. The great Bree Thomas-El kick-off begins in three, two, one. Hit it, Ava.

Ooh. Nah, there's no way. There's no way. Good start. Good hustle. All right, attempt number two. All right, commit to a side. Commit to a side.

Ooh. I picked the right side, didn't commit enough. The knee slide. That was good. Ooh. You're going there, aren't you? You're going good. You're going there, aren't you? You're going there. You're going there?

She even told me where she was going. I still had no chance. Next one, Bree. Next one. I touched it. I touched it. You're in trouble. Ow, my hand's in trouble.

That really hurt my finger. Now I'm feeling warmed up. Here we go. Yes! She's got it! She's got it! She got it. Finally!

She kicked it right at me. But there was no way it was going through. Bree, how do you feel? Oh, look, left it all out there on the park. And, I mean, Ava, ups to her. She tried her best, but the goalkeeper too good today here on the pitch. You must be absolutely devastated. Yeah, you know, it's a heartbreaking one.

It's going to sting for a while. But, you know, as an athlete, we've just got to bounce back from these things. And, yeah, ups to Bree. She's been a great competitor on the day. Three down, one to go. I'm going to go ice my wrist. Well done. You got it.

Look, I just want to be very transparent to the audience. Ava Collins, what an absolute weapon on the pitch. And look, I'll be honest. She had to go to training and it was taking too long, so she kicked it right at me. But technically, still counts. Still counts. And I appreciate her helping me out a little bit.

But, you know, got it done. I know at least some of those balls she was kicking at full blast. Mate, one of them that she kicked at full blast and I got a hand to it, I'm pretty sure I got instant RSI in my wrist. Like she was an absolute machine. Like we said, three challenges down, one challenge to go. That challenge is tomorrow. But what is it?

Bree Thomas-El, your final challenge to become an honorary Kiwi. To warm up those pipes, you're singing the national anthem at New Zealand's largest stadium, Eden Park. I knew it had to come sometime. Best for last. The best for last. Brie will take on the New Zealand National Anthem in both English and Te Reo Māori at the Eden Park Stadium tomorrow. I've been practising like crazy.

She's taking this very seriously. I'm taking it very, very seriously. I've been practising. I practise every time I'm in the car. I put it on and I sing. And I've seen people look at me real weird, but I don't care. Is that chick singing the national anthem?

Man, she must really want citizenship. God, she's patriotic, isn't she? There's a video of the football coming out this afternoon Producer Ella is busily beavering away on it right now And we'll bring it to you ASAP Can't wait to see it I probably won't watch it because I'll give myself the ink again We'll send it to your partner

No, don't! No! Man, I had an epic fail today. What did you do? One of those moments where you just have no one to be angry at but yourself. Like, I just...

Should have went before you left home. No, not that. If you know me, you know that I'm an all blacks tragic. Like a die hard. Yeah, no, I know that.

Yeah. Like, it's my thing. It's the thing I get excited about every year. And today they are releasing the brand new All Blacks jersey for 2023, the one they're going to wear at the Rugby World Cup later this year. Yes. And I got an invite to go to the launch of the jersey. And they said, hey, Clint, come along to this.

We're going to have All Blacks there. We're going to have Dan Carter Sam Whitelock All Black Captain Sam Kane Aaron Smith will be there and the cherry on top, if you come to this thing we'll give you the new All Blacks jersey. You'll be one of the first people in the world to get the new jersey

and I was like, oh my god what have I done to deserve this? Hashtag privilege. Hashtag gifted Hashtag privileged Hashtag privilege. Hashtag gifted. Hashtag privileged. Hashtag privileged. Hashtag paying off. I've been to every goddamn Bledisloe game for the last 15 years. Mate, you and every other man in this country.

Yeah, well, every other man can be happy for me, okay? This is a big moment. I'm sure they are happy for you. Also, I collect all blacks jerseys, so it's kind of my thing. How many do you have? No, it's irrelevant, okay? It's irrelevant. No, how many? No, I collect all blacks jerseys. So it's kind of my thing. How many do you have? It's irrelevant. How many? No, I want the new one. I think you've got 19 or 20 now, don't you? The invite said...

Which I mean superfluous amount of jerseys to have. The event said doors open 6.20. Event begins at 6.40. We finish at 7 o'clock, but it was just up the road. So I was like, surely I can get there 20 minutes late. we'll be all good and I'll slide in. Tonight, so you've got to leave early.

I logged onto Instagram about 11 o'clock this morning. I saw a friend of the show, Brodie Kane, wearing the new All Blacks jersey with Jason Momoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Were they saying it was 6.20 in the

morning? The All Blacks New Jersey event was at 6.20 this morning. 6.20 a.m., not p.m. Is their event organisers smoking weed? Like, why would you make it that early in the morning? Naturally, that's what I thought. I wouldn't have ever even imagined that it would be at 6.20 in the morning. So I just assumed that it was at 6.20 p.m. Of course you would assume, because that's a normal time for an event like that.

Why at 6.20 in the morning? I think to get in the news cycle. I think so it could be on breakfast TV and it could be in the newspapers and all that stuff. It's just how they do it, you know. Anyway, I completely missed it. By the time I realised it was on, the whole event was over. Oh, gutted. But I mean, 6.20, I would have made that mistake too.

I would have gone. I would have gone. Yeah, I know you would have. I would have gone up at five o'clock in the morning, driven into the city and gone to that so I could see the All Blacks and get the jersey. I would have gone. Well, at least you've got 20 other All Blacks jerseys that you can lay in this evening and cry into.

I want to ask people this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM, when did you read the invitation wrong and either mistime it or misday it, show up like a day too early or a day too late or a week too early or a week too late or you went to the wrong city because you didn't read the invitation correctly. You just didn't look at the details. And because of that, you missed the event altogether. Could have been a wedding, could have been a birthday,

could have been a funeral. I hope it wasn't a funeral. I turned up to a doctor's appointment two weeks early. They said, you're not, you didn't have an appointment today. I said, yes, I do. I think you should check again. And they said, you've got one in two weeks. And I said, I'll see you then.

And you said, but it's itchy now. Can you just have a quick look? Can I have some calamine lotion? Bree and Clint. I had a mozza this morning. I was invited to the special launch of the new All Blacks jersey for the Rugby World Cup. Must be nice.

It was nice. I didn't get an invite. They were going to give me a jersey too? They said no Australians allowed. Yeah, they said you haven't got your citizenship yet. I said, oh, but I don't even like our team. Can I come support your team? Anyway, I was due to go tonight and didn't read the invitation correctly.

The event was this morning and I missed it altogether. Yeah, well, easy mistake. I mean, who has an event at 6.20 in the morning? So we're asking you, when did you get the date wrong? Someone texted and they said, I booked my non-refundable London accommodation for the day after my top deck tour leaves London. Oh, my God.

Gutted. I love this text, though. First time overseas at 19, I went to Cats the musical, and it was a big deal at the time. Are they on the phone? They're on the phone. Oh, my God, this one's so good. Helen, this is you, correct?

Yeah, that's me. Helen, so you went to Cats. You paid a lot of money for the tickets, right? I did. I was by myself, travelling first time OE. Bless you, Helen. And what was the issue? Well, I went along and I dressed up and I really loved it.

I thought it was amazing, but it went on a long time. And then everyone stood up at the interval and they applauded so loud and it seemed like it had finished to me. I'd been there for hours. So I thought, oh, actually, this must be the end. I'll just go back to the hotel. So I hopped in the taxi and went back to the hotel and got there and thought, should I actually? It's a little bit too early, probably. I think I've missed the whole second half. No! You left at the interval, Helen!

The whole thing. I couldn't believe it. I thought, you idiot. But, you know, hey, I didn't know I hadn't been to a musical before. It was pretty long. Hey, you've seen half more cats than I've seen, okay? You've seen 50% more cats than Bree and I have ever seen. Helen, you know, it sounds like you've got your money's worth. I don't think I did, Bree. And while I've got you guys, just want to say you make my hour drive home in the morning and at night so

blooming amazing. We appreciate you, Helen. Thank you for listening and thanks for calling in with your story. That's so good. That's made my day, Helen. Appreciate you. Talk to Toby. G'day, Tobes. Hi, Toby. G'day, team. How are you? Good, thanks. When did you get the date or time wrong, Toby? My

wedding. Oh, no. Your wedding? Yes, mine. When did you get the date or time wrong, Toby? My wedding. Oh, no. Your wedding? Yes, mine. How in the hell did you manage that, Toby? So you know how the tradition is, you don't see the bride before the wedding. Yes. Getting ready separately. Groomsmen, we're all supposed to meet down at the Rose Gardens for photos.

Yeah. And then bugger off to the wedding. Yeah. And then my wife was going to turn up and get the photos for the bridesmaids. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I didn't get the Rose Gardens right. So I was wandering around with no photographer for about half an hour before I thought I'd better Google this and found out I was in the complete wrong location.

Oh, my God. Oh, no, Toby. Did it throw the timeline out for the whole day? Yeah, I turned up to the correct location. Oh, my God. Oh, no, Toby. Did it throw the timeline out for the whole day? Yeah, I turned up to the correct location. Wife was already there, so they were trying to hide her behind the car. Oh, no, and you were not meant to see her yet. Oh, gutted.

She would have been ropeable at you, Toby. It's all right, Toby. It's not like a wedding is a high-pressure event or anything like that. I'm sure no one was on edge. Nah. Didn't read the invitation wrong, just didn't listen to wife's instructions.

You never listen to me. You imagine Toby's wife is like, you bloody wrote the invite, Toby. When did you get the date wrong? Listen to this. I sent out the wrong date for my father's funeral. I managed to notify most of the people about the time change, but I missed out on his cousin.

It definitely wasn't on purpose. I just had so much on my plate to remember. I thought they couldn't be bothered turning up until I realised it was my fault and I still feel bad about it. Oh, don't feel bad. Your dad had died. You're dealing with a lot of grief and emotions

and it's not your fault. Yeah. And the cousin would understand that. I missed a funeral by two hours. I didn't read the time right. It was at 11 and I arrived at 1. Oh, no, they would have already buried them. I hope you got there in time for the sandwiches

and the asparagus rolls, though, you know. Let's talk to Sarah who's caught up. Kia ora, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. What did you get the time or date wrong for? So I seem to be getting caught out with those midnight premiere screenings of movies. Oh, yeah?

In particular, the Twilight New Moon a couple of years ago. Okay. So they put the date, you know, 2nd of November on the ticket, but you're actually supposed to turn up the day before, and then you enter into the midnight. Oh, because midnight, the date changes. Because yeah. So you probably show up at 11.45 on the second.

I just missed it completely. I slept through. Yeah, you're 24 hours up. That's so confusing. Yeah, I think they've changed the way they do it now. They actually put a note on their tickets but I was caught out by that a couple of times. Totally fair enough.

Thanks, Sarah. Someone said, I'm a makeup artist and I turned up to a wedding a month early. I let myself into the house where they were going to be getting ready and started to unload all of my makeup kit. Well, there was people sitting there wondering what I was doing.

It was very much not a bridal party that was in there. Imagine, they'd be like, who the hell is this, Sheila? What are you doing, lady? What are you doing with your makeup? Habits are the best of us. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The story is huge. Jennifer Lawrence has commented on the rumours that she had an affair with Liam Hemsworth while he was married to Miley Cyrus. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yes, she has commented on that.

Unfortunately, she has denied. I really wanted a juicy headline. Here's the situation. So the rumour was that Jennifer and Liam Hemsworth, you know, hooked up during his relationship with Miley Cyrus and one of the main reasons the rumour was so big was because in the Miley Cyrus music video, Flowers,

she's wearing a gold dress, which is very similar to a dress that Jennifer Lawrence wore in the Hunger Games. So, people were like, wait, is this what this is? Is this like a, is this a stab at what happened? Anyway, Jennifer Lawrence has gone on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen,

and he's asked her about it. So have a look at this. Here's some audio of Jennifer Lawrence denying the alleged affair. There was already a lot of talk that the music video was referencing a secret fling that you had with Liam Hemsworth while he was with Miley Cyrus.

Can you please respond to this? I would love to. Not true. Total rumor. I mean, we all know Liam kissed one time. It was years after they broke up. So I just assumed that was a coincidence. I didn't know they kissed. Is she meaning in the movie?

I didn't know that they kissed. It's an interesting one. It's so hard. I don't know what to believe. It's an interesting one. I mean, it's so hard. I don't know what to believe. What do you guys think? I think it's a wild question to ask. Yeah. I'll tell you what they do, everybody.

They set these questions up on purpose so she can deny on purpose. Right. Yeah, yeah. They would have discussed this. The publicist might have even said to them, like it could have been something they arranged, where here's her chance to actually come out. Because she actually said, all the way through the interview,

she's like, they can't really come out and deny things. They don't want to spark the interest up at the time. But in a moment like this, she could be like, you know, if you ask me about the Liam and Marla, you'll get the headline and I'll get to tell my version of it. And the whole world will talk about it because they want to know and she's promoting a new movie at the moment. So it's well-timed publicity, right, Dean?

Doesn't mean that the affair didn't happen, just the rollout of the answer is often quite pre-planned. Is that a fair comment? Totally. 100%. Speaking of that movie, it's called No Hard Feelings because we haven't seen Jennifer Lawrence on the screen. Doesn't that look good?

I went to see it on the weekend. Did you? So funny. Super bad vibes, right? Yeah, it definitely has super bad vibes. I think my favourite part in it that I wasn't expecting, actually this sounds a bit creepy but I'll say it anyway, is a nude fight scene.

Oh. With Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, so Jennifer Lawrence and one of the other characters are skinny dipping, and then these people are trying to steal her clothes, so she runs out of the beach. She's full nude, and she does this full fight scene, fully nude,

and it's hilarious. So funny. There you go. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our man in the know, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Very interesting story about a woman who found out that her husband had been cheating on her, had a mistress. Yeah.

Full blown relationship. Oh, not just a fling, like a proper. Full blown relationship. Girlfriend not just a fling, like a proper... Full-blown relationship. ...girlfriend on the side. Yes. And anyway, when she found out, she eventually got in touch with the woman and the woman wasn't aware that he was married.

He was also doing the same thing to her. So he was... He was cheating on his girlfriend with his wife. Exactly. So he had both of them in the dark. They both didn't know about each other. Eventually it all came out and the relationship ended. I couldn't do that.

What? I'd definitely call them each other's name accidentally. Oh, can you imagine? Every now and then that'd be so stressful. I'd be like, what did you just call me? The woman though, the wife says that she's now in this situation where her and the mistress... Did they both leave him?

They both left him. Great. The relationship was over. All the relationships were done, and her and the mistress became really close because they kind of... Shared trauma. Shared trauma and found comfort

because they both knew what each other was going through and they have created this really nice friendship. The wife has now started to get romantic feelings about the mistress. Oh, plot twist. And she doesn't really know what to do. She's kind of like, I definitely have these feelings, but I'm kind of a bit scared whether I should tell her or I should just not say anything. She doesn't really know what happens from

here. It's kind of the ultimate revenge to end up in a relationship with your ex-husband's girlfriend. Yeah, but you shouldn't be getting into a relationship based on revenge. No, you're, but you shouldn't be getting into a relationship based on revenge. No, you're right. You shouldn't be motivated by revenge. Also, it's hard to make a clean break if you're getting into the relationship, if you're getting into a relationship with the person who caused the breakup of your old relationship.

No, I think that's fine. Is it though? I think it's fine. If they don't have anything to do with your ex, then it's still a clean break. If they're still, like, involved with your ex. Yeah. Then it's still a clean break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they're still like involved with the ex, then obviously not. But it's from that era, you know? I know, but you know.

Well, the heart wants what the heart wants. I'd be so interested psychologically from someone who knows about this stuff, if it's just the shared trauma, that's the bond that she's leaning on. You know, like does she actually want a relationship with this person? Or is her heart just trauma, that's the bond that she's leaning on. You know, like, does she actually want a relationship with this person? Or is her heart just going,

that's the one person who knows how you feel, so you should hook up with them. Or her and her ex-husband just have the same type. Oh, yeah. Maybe. Oh, yeah, maybe. I mean, it's a weird predicament to be in. I'd like to know if the mistress has the same feelings back.

Me too. You know, because usually if you're feeling something, there is a chance that they're feeling a similar thing. Not always, but, you know, sometimes there's a reason why you're feeling a certain way some of the time. It'll be a hard one to explain to your friend group, though. You know? You imagine.

Your origin story, you know, people are always like, how did you guys meet? You go, funny story. She was my ex-husband's mistress. They're like, ha-ha, no, but really. They're like, no, really. But it wasn't her fault and now I love her. Yeah.

I would just love to be a fly on the wall. Like, if they did get together and I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the ex-husband found out. I would just love to see the look on his face. When that first Instagram post goes up, you just want to, you almost want to tag him. Just tag him in a yeah, just do a blind tag. I thought we could talk to some people this afternoon. I'm really interested to know is it you or someone you know that ended up with someone

that was a really unlikely relationship? Yeah. Like someone you probably would never have thought that you would end up with? The opposite of you on paper. Yeah. Someone who people are like oh really? I never

thought that you guys would end up together. Like a cousin. Yeah, well, that's a very unlikely person to end up with. But, you know, depends what strain of cousin. What variety? Yeah. Not your garden variety first cousin. No, that's blood cousin.

You're talking like an exotic second or third cousin. Wait. No, I was thinking more like fifth or sixth. Yeah, same. Not second or third. Oh, wait. Same. Brian Clint. It's like that movie, The Other Woman. Yes. The Cameron Diaz one.

And he had three women. Yeah. But they teamed up for revenge, not love, didn't they? Yeah, that was a movie. Yeah, but movies, not all movies are fake. Have didn't they? Yeah, that was a movie. Yeah. That was a movie. Yeah, but movies, mate, not all movies are fake. Have you seen Titanic? Yeah, well, obviously not. You know? Have you seen Avatar?

Okay. Oh, Andrew Diles at him. Who was the unlikely person? You ended up with Cody. Hi. Tell us, Cody, who was it? So it's not me. It's my partner.

Right. Right. So my partner's brother got with my partner's sister. Your partner's brother got with your partner's sister? Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. Cody. You're saying your brother and sister got together. So they're not related. That's the catch to it. They're stepbrother and sister got together. So they're not related. That's the catch to it. They're stepbrother and sister? No. One's on the dad's side and one's on the mum's side,

but then my partner's stuck in the middle. One's on mum's side, one's on dad's side. So they're stepbrother and sister. Oh, yeah, they are stepbrother and sister. So your partner was the only child from both parents. Wait, oh, Cody said... And then they were each from a previous relationship. Cody said they're not married,

so it doesn't mean they're stepbrother and sister, but pretty much if they got married, they'd be stepbrother and sister, right? Yeah, so they did get married, as in the brother and sister, they've got married. Yeah. Cody, stop saying they're brother and sister. No, the brother and sister got married. Yeah. Cody, stop saying they're brother and sister. No, the brother and sister

got married. Yep. Yeah. Because I'm looking on my partner's side, you see, so. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

Jeez, you've married into a weird family, Cody. Oh, tell me about it. Yeah. Thanks, Cody. He gets great pleasure out of saying brother and sister. I can hear it in his voice.

Like, when we broke it down, they're not related at all. These people, however, I believe are related because someone texted her and said, my husband's first cousins ended up getting married. So technically, oh, yeah, wait. So my husband's first cousins ended up getting married. Their mums are sisters. That means they are first cousins. Oh, nah, bro.

Nah. No, wait, there's more. I thought it would be illegal, but apparently not. They were legally married. I always found it incredibly strange as they grew up close. And their mother-in-laws were their aunties as well. In this country. Claudia, can you please Google for us,

can you marry your first cousin in New Zealand? Must I? Yeah, you must. We need to get those results. Someone texted in and they said, I ended up with my boss's ex-fiance. Ooh. Ooh.

Scandal. I wonder if you kept the job. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. Who's the unlikely person you ended up with? Well, it's not me, but it's one of my friend's aunties.

Okay. So basically what happened was my friend's auntie was with this boyfriend, right? Yeah. And the boyfriend was cheating on this other chick with her. And then they found out that Missy kind of broke it off. And then those two started dating. And then the auntie and the girlfriend found out that they were like fourth cousins.

Oh, plot twist. Wait, what? So, wait, the auntie... The auntie's dating the mistress. So, wait, the auntie and the mistress, the auntie and the girlfriend found out about each other because they were both getting cheated on by this guy and then they ended up hooking up

but then found out they were fourth cousins. Is that right? Pretty much. What? What are the odds of that? Claudia has the results on Can You Marry Your First Cousin in New Zealand? According to citizens' information,

there is no legal restriction on the marriage of first cousins. You may not marry your grandmother or grandfather, mother or father. Doesn't say anything about brother and sister though, does it? Doesn't say anything about brother and sister though, does it? It's time to play Google Down.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Thank you everyone for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Thank you, everyone, for texting either Clint or Claudia to 9696, whoever you think is going to win this game of Google Down. It's a head-to-head battle here this afternoon. Hugely unprofessional, too.

We've been forced off our phones because every single device Claudia has is in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets. Yep. But I'm at a disadvantage because I'm very stressed right now. Yeah, true. Don't let that fool you. Here are the rules. I've put these exact questions into Google.

I'm looking for the most common answer, the first answer that comes up on Google. If you're the first one to yell it out correctly, you will receive a point. First person to three points wins the game. Got it. Here we go. Question number one. How old is the musician Tracy Chapman? 59. That's right, Claudia. God, that was so close. I was watching both of you type furiously. 59 years of age.

Her song back in the charts at the moment. She's so much younger than I thought she'd be. I thought she was younger than 59, if I'm honest. Oh. Yeah. I mean, she looks great. She had hits in the 90s. Oh, yeah, that's fair.

Yeah. All right. Question number two. one to Claude. Where in New Zealand was the first warehouse? Auckland. I need more specific. That's more specific and I'll take it. North Shore, Auckland is correct.

That was close. Auckland was a guess and then I saw the details come through. We can all throw guesses out there. You can. You can throw a guess out there. But if you're wrong, you're out of the question. So it's a risk. I would not have accepted Auckland, by the way.

I needed more detail, and you gave it to me. Okay. So that's one apiece. Question number three. Who came second on season three of New Zealand Idol? Oh, second.

Who came second? Indira. Indira Moala. That is correct. Claudia. From TVNZ Breakfast. Yeah. There you go. Who came first? Was that Matt Sanoa that season? Yeah, it was. How many seasons did you have of New Zealand Idol? Three.

Rosita Vai, Matt Sanoa and Ben Lummis. Icons. Alright, that's two to claw, one to clink. Question number four. Who is currently the captain of the New Zealand

football f Ferns? Got the World Cup coming up. Ali Riley. Give it to me. I'll give it to Clint just to make the game interesting. It was close. I couldn't tell who it was. It was a dead heat almost.

Ali Riley is currently the captain. All right, that means we are two apiece. This is for the win. Question number five. How many global streams does Taylor Swift have? Three thousand million. Three thousand million. How am I meant?

Nah, I'm not. Tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. Nah, I'm not... Tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. That's... Nah, that one's vetoed. Both of you were all over the shop. Yeah, I don't think either of us actually said a number. I don't think so either.

Alright, question number six. 36.6 billion. That's what I said. All I heard was... Okay. Question number six, still for the win. How long does it take to walk Machu Picchu? Four days, three nights.

Oh, Claudia's done it in stunning fashion. Yes. That's the win. Tony, congratulations. You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Tony. Good work. You're back the winner, mate. We'll have that KFC delivered very Tony. Good work. You're back the winner, mate.

We'll have that KFC delivered very shortly. Nice work. No worries. Claudia. Congratulations to Claudia. It was a good game, though. Very good winner. It's a good game.

Yeah, okay. It was a good game. Soar loser. The Chiefs versus Crusaders was a good game too, but I'm still butthurt about that. Bree and Clint. I know there's a lot of people who are having minor heart palpitations

at the moment trying to get their Taylor Swift tickets. I need a drink. She says with a mouth full of chocolate. The only thing that made me feel better. This could be timely information then. The Heart Foundation has released new guidelines for New Zealanders about alcohol.

How much alcohol is safe for your heart? Like what's the amount that is safe? I don't think I want to know. The advice is meant to help Kiwis make informed decisions about their heart health and highlight the risks of alcohol. Okay. The more you know, the more you... Can feel bad about not following the rules.

You know what I hate? Ignorance is bliss. I hate when I go to the doctor and they say, how many alcoholic drinks would you have a week? And you go, oh, you lie. And you say, oh, probably one or two. Probably four standards. Probably one or two. And they go, oh, is that, you know, the whole week? Is that like a normal thing on average? You're like, oh, yeah, I might have a couple more on a Saturday night. Maybe I'll have four on a Saturday, but not regularly.

And you can tell that they just don't believe you. I heard that whatever number you tell a doctor, they triple it. Really? Yeah. So if you say that you have five units a week, they put you down for 15. That's what I've heard. What? Yeah. Because that's how much people lie.

Yeah. So how much is safe for your heart? 15, you told us. According to the Heart Foundation. No, there's got to be a number. You know? There's got to be a reasonable responsible amount of alcohol that you can drink each week. And according to the Heart Foundation...

I reckon it's zero. Zero. I knew it! They said, We've now got more evidence that tells us there's a strong relationship with alcohol and the risk of high blood pressure. Heart Foundation, love you guys.

Doing amazing work. Do you think this was the best day to release the article on Taylor Swift pre-sale ticket day? Do you think this was the best day to release the article on Taylor Swift pre-sale ticket day? Do you think that was a good time? We also know that alcohol can increase the risk of some heart rhythm disorders, arterial fibrillation, and very common rhythm, what, as we get older. And, oh, it can increase the risk of a stroke, alcohol. Yeah, well, I mean...

Previously, it was believed that one or two glasses of alcohol, red wine specifically, could be good for your health. I've read that a lot. There's been lots of studies done. You're saying there's one study overpowers all those other studies. They said that was based on a really small observational study. They're saying the scientist who did that was drinking. I mean, fair enough.

Yeah, so zero. Oh, that's such bad news. Well, Dry July starts next week. I hate Dry July. It's time for a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time. This is where you call us and we tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16 and we get to play one of the three songs.

Let's start with Lisa. Kia ora, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Kia ora. How are you? You got Taylor Swift tickets yet, Lisa? I will have to do that when I get home and and I can use the phone without hands free and driving. Yes.

Oh, right. Okay. Lisa, give it a whirl. I think Bree's going to try and buy some Taylor Swift tickets off someone this afternoon. I will offer you double the price. I would love to go. Oh, damn it.

Lisa, let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 27th of March, 81. All right. That means, Lisa, you were 16 in 1997. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. What a banger from the Spice Girls, Lisa. Are you into it?

It's got to be an old banger, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Well, you know what they say. You're only as old as your birthday banger. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Lisa, it's a ripper.

Wait there, Lisa. We're going to do a birthday banger for Kayla. Kia ora, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hello. How are you, Kayla? Have you been on the Taylor Swift ticket buzz today? No, not a hardcore Swifty enough to go.

Lucky you because it's like the Hunger Games out there, Kayla. Give us your date of birth, Kayla. Let's do your birthday banger. 10th of May, 94. All right, that means you were 16, Kayla, in 2010. And on the 10th of May, 2010, this was number one. Oh, Hayley Williams, she's coming to the country. Yeah.

Paramore announced yesterday. That is a banger. Her and B.O.B. airplanes. We love it. It's a good one, Kayla. You like it? Yeah, love it. This song's 13 years old.

It's wild. It's wild. Becky's here. Kia ora, Becky. Hi, Becky. Kia ora. Hi. How's your hair? It's pretty good. It's good. It's always good. I knew it was good. It's always good. Hey, Becky, what's your birthday? The 3rd of the 11th, 1997. Right, that means you were 16,

Becky, in 2013. And this is your birthday banger. Huge One Direction track, Story of My Life. Are you a directioner? I am and was a huge directioner. Really? Oh, well, that one fits you well. What a great birthday banger for you then.

Claudia has chucked in a bonus for us today because it's Taylor Swift Day. Taylor Swift's birthday banger. Do you want to do that? Yes. Taylor Swift was born on the 13th of December 1989. So she was 16 in 2005 and this is her birthday banger. Imagine if it was one of her own songs

Could it have been? Yeah Was she releasing music when she was 16? Yeah Did she have number ones when she was 16? Yeah Wow Well, she was obviously more country focused

Oh my god Lorde could have Royals as her birthday banger Oh, we should check that Oh, we should check that Okay, we can't Royals as her birthday banger. Oh, we should check that. Oh, we should check that. Okay, we can't choose Taylor Swift's birthday banger. It has to be One Direction, Spice Girls or B.O.B. and Hayley Williams. I'm going with Spice Girls. I'm going with Lisa.

I'm going with Spice Girls. Oh, yes! I'm going with Lisa. Congrats, Lisa. You just won birthday banger. Awesome. Oh, thanks for calling through, Lisa. You made my day with this one.

Thank you. We'd love to see it. Everyone, it's coming straight out of 1997. The Spice Girls, who do you think you are as the birthday banger of the day? Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. This is on to get out of the bottom. The top is high, so you'll be something better.

Bree and Clint. Lotto tonight is at $33 million. Ka-ching. Money, money, money, money. If you won that, you're sorted. You're done. You're cooked. You're good to go.

You could get tickets to a sold-out Taylor Swift concert if you had $33 million. Yeah, well, you'd bribe someone. You could bribe someone. You could buy them on the black market. Do whatever you want. You reckon there's tickets for Taylor Swift being sold on the black market? Yeah, well, that's what I call Facebook Marketplace. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah, the black market. The black market. Well, you're not supposed to resell them, so technically they're black market tickets, aren't they? Yeah, true. If you win it, realistically, that money's not going into your bank account until Friday. I have witnessed someone win First Division Lotto before.

A flatmate of mine won it. And there's a process. You go into the Lotto store the following day. They get you to fill out a form. And then if it's big enough, you then travel to Wellington the following day and they meet with you and they tell you about how it's going to work and then they put the money in your account. So you won't have the money before Friday if you win the $33 million, but there's a

strong chance you'll have it for the weekend. Oh, can you imagine? It'd be good. Can you imagine what you would do this weekend? But you don't get the full $33 million all at once. Yes, you do. Is that what happens in New Zealand? Yeah, you do.

Tax free. in New Zealand. Yeah, you do. Tax-free. Because in other countries, they either say, do you want the lump sum of the full amount now? Now. Or do you want the whole amount but it's divided out over 10 years or something? Yeah, they can drip feed it to you. And you get more if you get it drip fed to you than you do. Yeah, you get the whole amount.

Yeah. But yeah, if you take the lump sum all at once, it's like a percentage of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not in New Zealand, you will have $33 million in bank account. Jeez, that's good. Didn't know that. I want to know, because this is your chance to dream a little bit.

If you win it tonight and you won't have the money in your account until Friday, what are you buying tonight or tomorrow? Because you know that you're made. You could theoretically go out there and drain your bank account and buy whatever you can afford right now. So what are you getting if you win? Oh, I mean, I'm quite a cautious person with money. So I probably wouldn't go crazy like until the money was in my account

when I knew for sure. Yeah. But I probably would. I mean, how much does the penthouse cost to rent out Really? I knew for sure. Yeah. But I probably would I mean how much does a penthouse cost to rent out? Oh I like that. Rent out a penthouse. In Auckland City? Yeah. Probably a thousand dollars. Yep.

I'd probably do that. Yeah. Invite all my favourite people and say you're welcome to come. You stay at the penthouse. Yep. Open the room service tab for everyone. Anyone can get whatever they want. Oh. And then we're going out for the best night ever, and it's all on me.

Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. I asked you guys to text them what you would do tomorrow with the money that you have in your account currently, and someone said, buy myself a house and a bird. No. No, that's not how it works. Couldn't do that in one day. You don't have the money yet.

Yeah. You're limited by the funds that you have now. So if you only have $150 in your bank account, but you're a 33 millionaire, you can only live up to $150. Yes, exactly. What would you do? Max out my credit card.

I'd spend right up to my limit on my credit card. But what would you do? Buy all of the clothes that are sitting in my cart on different websites. How many carts do you have? I've got a couple of websites. I've got things. Don't you go on there and just peruse things? Yeah, I like to go.

You put a little heart on them. I like to go on places, fill my cart up with all my favourite things and then exit out of it and be like, psych! They hate that by the way. Really messes with their stocks. I know. Uber Eats, to the house instantly. Like if I went at 8 o'clock, even if I've already had dinner,

Uber Eats coming over to the house. Yeah, that'd be good. Desserts galore. Yeah, you could get whatever Uber Eats you wanted. And then maybe casino? I don't know Why are you going to the casino? Win some money You don't need to win any money

The casino's dead for you now True You know what I mean? There's no point Yeah true, that is probably the worst thing that I could do Anyway, would be nice wouldn't it Oh we could dream I was going to say it's free nice, wouldn't it? Oh, we could dream. I was going to say it's free to dream, but it's not actually. It's like $15 a ticket.

Yeah. So dreams do cost money. Bree and Clint. Look, this next story does sound kind of crazy when you give it the headline, Bride asks bridesmaids to get face tattoos. Wow. She's asked her whole bridal party to get face tattoos before the wedding. Face tattoos, not neck tattoos.

No, face tattoos. Okay. And when I say face tattoos, she wants all of her bridal party to get microblading on their eyebrows. Oh. Which is technically a face tattoo. Yeah, I know what you're talking about now. Where they go in and they do the tiny little slits in your eyebrows and they fill it with ink to fill them out. It's a tattoo.

Yeah, it is a tattoo. Yeah, I've had it done. It's a full on tattoo. It's good though. Yeah, it is. If she's paying for it, it's good. Well, I don't know if she is. But anyway, there's a few of them that are quite hesitant.

They've said that they don't want to get microblading. It's a tattoo on my face. They don't want to get it. It doesn't last forever, though. Oh, it lasts a long time. Not that long. Have you had it done? No.

To be honest, I had it done? Nah. To be honest, like I had mine done. In my opinion, it lasts a long, long, long, long, long time. No, not that many longs. It fades. Like two years. Nah. I got mine done two years ago. Yeah.

Still there. I was going to say, it's time for a top up. No, I'm just kidding. Right. Okay. It's a full tattoo. Yeah. If she's paying for it, though, nice.

Weird request to make, though. Like, you want to micromanage your bridesmaids right down to their eyebrows? You want to micromanage your microblading of your bridesmaids? If anybody is listening to this and they're planning a wedding at the moment, your bridesmaids' eyebrows will not make your wedding any better or worse. Leave the eyebrows alone. Like, it's very expensive, and if the bride is paying for it, why? Why do you need that done?

If this bride is, I was going to say all groom, but it's not the groom, it's the bride. If she's this fanatical about the eyebrows on her bridesmaids, imagine being the wedding planner for this person, and the amount of emails and the details you'd be getting about the tea lights and the placemats and the bloody temperature of the crockery when it's put out on the tables at mealtime. If I'm getting married, I could not give two shits about my bridesmaid's eyebrows.

No. Like, I mean, I give a shit, but I'm not going to care that much where I'm like, everyone needs to get microblading and they all need to be exactly the same. I get to choose the shape and the colour. Unless all your bridesmaids had their eyebrows waxed off at the hen's party. I mean, that's different. It is, man. Yeah, that is a different situation.

And that's the end of the Bree and Clint show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us on a day where Bree completed challenge three of four for her honorary Kiwi citizenship. One challenge to go. Tomorrow, you sing the anthem at Eden Park. Oh, yep. I'm feeling good. Still very nervous.

But, I mean, we're three quarters of the way there. Bit of rehearsal tonight. I've been rehearsing since you told me last week. Yeah. You'll smash it. It's going to be so good. Yeah. Been doing a lot of rehearsing. Every time I'm in the you told me last week. Yeah. You'll smash it. It's going to be so good. Yeah. I've been doing a lot of rehearsing. Every time I'm in the car, I rehearse. Brilliant. Your night will be preoccupied with that and trying to buy Taylor Swift tickets.

Yep. I've got a pretty busy night because I still haven't been able to get tickets. Good luck to everybody who's in that queue, by the way. I hope you have lots of battery and really good internet. It's gut-wrenching. Yeah. You know, because then it'll load and then you think you're in and then... Why is she putting her fans through this? It's not her fault.

She's tried to make it better. She knows how much people want these tickets. Why is she doing this to people? For the American tour, the whole bloody website crashed. Didn't it? Yeah. I guarantee you she launches a ticket website next time. You reckon?

Yeah. She'll launch Taylor Tech and she will be- Taylor Techs is what I'd call it. Taylor Techs. Yeah. Swift Techs. Yeah. Swift Techs.

They're so smart. Swift Techs. Taylor Tix. Yeah. Swift Tix. Yeah. Swift Tix. They're so smart. Swift Tix. Swift Tickets. Swift Tickets. Swift Tickets. Yeah. What did you think it was? I don't know.

I'm too stressed out. She'll do it. She is a business mogul. She is. Yeah. Good luck, everyone. Also, good luck for the lotto tonight. 33 million

When is it drawn? 8pm If I win I'll see the rest of the week out with you It's our 5 year anniversary We'll make it to the end of the week If I win I won't

Fair to be honest Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye, guys. Play. ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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