ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th March 2023

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Oh, she's getting something. This better be the vegan cheese she's been promising. Is it actually? Oh, I'm so keen. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where Ella has frantically sprinted from the room. She mouthed through the soundproof glass,

I have something for the podcast. And I said, I hope it's the vegan cheese she's been promising us for years. Well, not years. That's over-exaggerating. So, Ella, please reveal to us what have you got for the podcast? Vegan cheese, baby. Vegan cheese. I got really excited, and then I remembered that it's vegan cheese.

Wait, why is it in a Tupperware? You've already been eating this vegan cheese? Yes, I was hungry. Didn't even save the vegan cheese. I do, I've got some. I've got a big chunk for you. Well, we're all going to have a bite. Yeah. You've got to cut it up. Nah, bro. Do I get it on a vegan cracker? Nah.

All crackers are vegan, surely. You're actually going to make me take a bite of it. I'll pick it for you. Oh, thank you. No, no, no, get a knife. Go and get a knife. As if this is bad enough already. Oh, now it makes me think she's been biting on this same block. She's bought an old, used half block of cheese in.

She's not going to buy a new one. Charge it up to the company. This is content. Have you had this before, Klaus? Nah, I have tried a different vegan cheese and it was real gross. Was it bad? Yeah. Yuck. She's not in the room. Here's my thing. Here's my thing. It's probably

really good to her because she's starved of cheese. She forgets. She's forgotten. She forgets. Us three, we fucking love cheese. Well, you know what it tastes like. We had a birthday party at my house on the weekend. There was like four different types of cheese. It's the best. Creamy, really creamy. I'm willing to give up other things, but not cheese.

Okay, she's back. She's brought us a small selection of cheeses. Okay, Claudia, there's your piece. Thank you. Does it look like cheese? Personally handled by Ella with her bare hands. Can I pick my own piece up, please? She's already touched it.

Thank you. It actually smells quite good. It doesn't look like cheese to me. Okay, I'm going to take two bits. It smells like barbecue chips or something. It's got the consistency of- Oh, it kind of looks like something. It's got the consistency of a pre-cooked sausage. It smells like a smoky... Smoked gouda.

Yeah, you're right, it smells like a gouda. Is there a description of this cheese? Former producer Anastasia would say a chowder. It's smoky. Smoky? Smoky. I'm willing to give any cheese a try Bon appetit

Yum Yum So good Tastes like a real cheap cheese Yeah it tastes like cheese Definitely tastes like cheese It's quite nice I like it

Thank you It smushes on your tongue I like the texture Not bad Probably I don't like it. Oh, does it hit you later? Oh, no, Claude. Want any more?

Does it melt? Yep. It melts. Do you know that for a fact, or are you just saying that too? You know what it tastes like? It tastes like the cheese in those snackable things. Oh, like in Lee's Snack. Don't you dare compare it to Lee's Snack.

No, not Le Snack. I reckon Le Snack cheese is vegan. Le Munchables, or whatever they're called. Unbreakable things. And like a Lee snack. Don't you dare compare it to Lee snack. No, not Le snack. I reckon Le snack cheese is vegan. Le munchables or whatever they're called. They have little bits of cheese in there. What's that? Like little squares. Oh, you guys don't have those.

No. It just crackers and little processed cheese. Little processed cheese. Tubes of cheese, yeah. Definitely tastes processed. But it's a pass. I reckon it's a pass. It's a pass for me.

If I was vegan and I wanted some cheese on crackers with a glass of wine and some salami, that's what I'd go for. That's all I wanted. If I didn't have a stomach flu yesterday, I'd be so into it. If the end of the world happened and that's all the cheese I could get, I'd be happy with that. Hey! As a last resort. What's it made out of?

Cashews. Is it? $13. Yeah. Well, to be honest, that's how much real cheese costs now. Yeah, but how big? How much do you get? Usually it's like a little triangle thick.

So cheese. Cheese is expensive. It is. But I'm happy to support local at a little market. Let me see what... It's Sontag plugging it. S-O-N-T-A-G. No, sorry.

The Sontag company has to pay for plugs on this show. We think KFC's getting this shit for free? No, so neither is Sontag. Why don't you just, I mean, you know, being vegan, you could just eat goat's milk cheese. That's not vegan. Yeah, it didn't come from a cow.

It didn't come from a cow. Still an animal. I thought being vegan was only red meat. What about fish? Do you eat fish? No. You from a cow. Still an animal. I thought being vegan was only red meat. What about fish? Do you eat fish? No. You're a fish. I love that question.

Are you vegan? Oh, yeah, well, don't worry. We're having chicken. It comes from my big fat Greek wedding. Yes. And she introduces this white guy into this big Greek family. And they're like, come and eat, come and eat. And there's all this meat and food

and she goes oh he's vegetarian and then the auntie goes it's okay i'll make you a lamb um side note i do want to mention ross did a superior job of that podcast i wouldn't say superior yeah that was that was shots fired that was rude claudia's sitting right there pay rises oh he did a really good job yeah yeah he was so stressed about it i love there's a comment in the podcast group where someone has said not a single mid podcast ad good job ross boss give the people what Boss. Give the people what they want. Give the people what they want.

But no more of that. I'm back. I'm putting my foot down. Yeah, Claudia's back. Everyone out of the way. We have quotas to fill, guys. Did you have, was it both ends? No, it wasn't. Just the vomies. Oh, right.

We asked the question, was it yesterday, what would you rather have? Spitty bum or vomies? right we we asked the question was it yesterday what would you rather have spitty bum or i heard that ella was very quick in saying she'd rather have spitty bum i think i would rather i think we all said spitty i'd rather have the bombs no i'd rather have the bombs no no you said how long are we talking like a whole day or just a day oh your ass would be raw yeah Yeah, it would be. Well, you'd need to get better toilet paper or the family cloth. I feel like if there was anyone on this show who ended up having the family cloth, it would be Ella. Like when you shear it and wash it.

No, you don't know the family cloth? She doesn't know what it is. Do you know, Claude? I have a vague idea, but you don't wash it? You tell them, Clint. The family cloth is reusable toilet paper. So it's made of cloth and it sits in a basket beside the toilet and you wipe your downstairs region with it

and then you place it in another basket, a different basket, and when that basket is full, you put it in the washing machine and wash it and then you put the cloth back in the clean basket to reuse. And then you set your washing machine on fire. And you save money on toilet paper. Not much. There's not much cheaper than toilet paper. And you save the environment.

I don't think I want a pile of shitty cloths sitting in the corner. It'd be so stinky. You can have a lid for the basket. No. I said there is a lot of stuff, because we've talked about this quite a few times on our show, and there is a lot of stuff that I'm willing to do and come to the table on in terms of helping the environment.

That is not fucking one of them. Bree's like, I'll take those shitty bags to the supermarket. I will do that. I'll drink out of your dumb paper straw. I'll do it. But my arse is not being wiped by something that your arse has been wiped with. What about wet cloths? Would you do that? I don't care what kind of cloth it is. But my arse is not being wiped by something that your arse has been wiped with. What about wet cloths?

Would you do that? I don't care what kind of cloth it is. I'm not using the same cloth that whoever one of my flatmates has used. That's a good point. What if you had your own? And they're wet. So it's colour-coded. So you use the red ones.

Claudia uses the brown ones. Why do I get the brown ones? Shocker not getting the white ones. To be honest, the brown is what you want. The brown the brown ones. Why do I get the brown ones? Shocker not getting the white ones. The brown is what you want. The brown is the best. Brie, what about a bidet at your friend's house? See, I'm open to a bidet at a friend's house. Probably best time is when I have diarrhea

for the bidet. Yeah, that's when I want you to come use my bidet. My family cloth is going to have ninja turtles on it. Oh, I want bluey print. Are you a bluey yet? Yeah, I want bluey. Cliff my day. My family cloth is going to have Ninja Turtles on it. Oh, I want bluey print. Are you a bluey yet? Yeah, I want bluey. Yeah. Ella?

Clifford, big red dog. Is that a euphemism? Mine is going to- Is that you use the Clifford rag once a month? Oh, no. Mine's going to have a picture of a bum hole, so then I'll be wiping my bum hole with a bum hole. Bum hole to bum hole.

Bum hole to bum hole. That's cute. Whose bum hole is it? I haven't decided. That's a is it? I haven't decided. That's a good question. I haven't decided. Maybe mine. How do we get here from vegan cheese?

How can we get out of here? I think so too. Have a great podcast and a great rest of your day. And remember, wipe front to back. Front to back. Front to back. Always front to back UTI

Wrong one UTI I'm coming in Well howdy Been there done that Oh god And then his wife says to me What?

Oh shit we're on air Oh hi everybody Good afternoon Welcome to the show It's Brie and Clint How much? Oh, shit, we're on air. Oh, hi, everybody. Good afternoon. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. How much of that do you think went to air? Nothing, I don't think. Okay, sweet.

We're all good then. None of that was broadcast. Our mics weren't on, eh? No. Pretty close. Pretty close? But not quite. Not quite?

Okay, cool. That's how I live my life. Pretty close, but not quite. That's my motto, actually. That's what it says. On the edge of your seat. Yeah, that's what's going to say on my tombstone. Pretty close, but not quite.

Hey, good show coming up. We've got $500 cash to give away and a bunch of the Cookie Time cookie sandwiches up for grabs at four o'clock today. Yeah, it's a really simple game. Really simple. We give you a word and then we've surveyed a bunch of people and you just need to pick what you think is the most common word

that matches with that word. Yeah, for example, fire truck. Hose. Yeah, see? Wrong. The word I was looking for was bid. That's a hard one. That was a very hard one.

It'll be easier than that. But first, Tradiverse lady, we're ready to go. We are waiting for you. We'd like you to call up now on 0800 dial ZM for your chance to win $50 cash thanks to KFC. Finger looking good chicken. Oh, you're not doing the whole thing? Oh, I missed that part.

Do you want to play a course now? Bree and Clint. Wondering how I'm feeling now. ZM Bree and Clint, that's Lewis Capaldi. It's new. It's called How I'm Feeling Now. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady.

Sounds like Lewis has gone old school emo. He's always pretty emo. Where are you? Love Lewis Capaldi. He's always pretty emo. Where are you? Love Lewis Capaldi. He's always pretty emo in his songs. But it sounded like, you know, that kind of good Charlotte era. Why didn't you love me, Dad? And I'm so sorry.

Okay. All right. Anyway, moving on. I quite liked it. Tradie versus lady. The scores are all level. The tradies picked up a win yesterday. It means we're 25 all.

I hope this level of tension keeps up all year. I hope in December we're still at deadlock and we're playing for the season. And then we should do like if it is. A death match. Yeah, where it's worth $5,000. Yeah, that's a good idea. That would be amazing. Let's get our lady first. She's calling in from Hastings. She's worth $5,000. Yeah, that's a good idea. That would be amazing. Let's get our lady first.

She's calling in from Hastings. She's 26 and she recently qualified as an oral health therapist. Welcome to the show, Brittany. Hi there. Brittany, can you explain exactly what that is? So an oral health therapist is like a double degree. So I work with kids and then I'm also a hygienist at the same time. Oh my God. Interesting.

Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. They're calling in from Auckland. They are 36 and they used to make model planes. Welcome to the show, Brad. G'day, Brad. Hello. Did you ever make the G6? No, no, I didn't. Okay.

Did you ever make a B52? Yes, actually, yes. There. Okay. Did you ever make a B52? Yes, actually, yes. There you go. We got one. All right, Brad, your boss is Trady and Brittany, yours is Lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. Met Service says the coldest morning of the year is on the way tomorrow. What is colder? Minus zero degrees. No, just zero. Oh, sorry. What is colder? Zero degrees zero degrees. No, just zero. Oh, sorry. What is colder? Zero degrees Fahrenheit or zero degrees Celsius?

Yes, Brad. Celsius. That is incorrect. We were looking for Celsius. What? No. Fahrenheit. What is colder?

Zero degrees Fahrenheit or zero degrees Celsius? The correct answer is zero degrees Fahrenheit. Fahrenheit. What is colder, zero degrees Fahrenheit or zero degrees Celsius? The correct answer is zero degrees Fahrenheit, which is equal to negative 17 degrees Celsius. Yeah, that's cold. That's very cold. No points there for anyone, including me. Question number two. What is the most stolen food in the world?

Is it meat, cheese, or cereals? Lady. Yes, Brittany. Meat. No. Incorrect. Brad? Cheese. Yeah. Cheese is correct. Nice work. I see why. It is delicious. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Yes, Brad. 660. Well done. It. 660. Well done. It is 660. Nice work, too, to the tradies. You need this one here, Brittany. Question number four. According to scientists, which is more powerful,

the unconscious mind or the conscious mind? Tradie. Lady. Brad, for the win. Unconscious. Well done. He's got it. That means there's $50 cash going into Brad the tradie's bank account.

Well done, Brad. Thank you. You can buy a small... Ordered out of the plane. Yeah, I was going to say, buy a small... Maybe a G6. Go steal some cheese. Banksy, you familiar? I love Banksy.

Always been a big fan. I try, back in the day when I was younger, I would create my own Banksys. Oh, wow. I would pay good money to see one of those. And they were hanging up in my house. Really? Legit.

Like stencil drawings? Yeah. Really? Yeah. What would you stencil? I mainly would just copy his paintings, but I didn't want to buy, you know, obviously. Did yours have like a social political message to them as well? Always, yeah.

Yeah, right. I did two rats kissing. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, because, you know, rats should have equality. Yeah, true. Like, you know. Yeah, yeah.

Love is love. Exactly. Yeah, true. Like, you know. Yeah, yeah, love is love. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Well, some construction workers in the UK have accidentally destroyed a Banksy. How have they done this? So they've demolished a building in Kent. They had no idea that what they were knocking down was a multi-million dollar piece of art. It was a mural painted on the side of a 500-year-old farmhouse.

Wow. First of all, why are you knocking down a 500-year-old farmhouse? Yeah, I feel like that should be heritage listed. There's the picture on the- Oh, whoa. It's so cool. The way they found out that they had destroyed a Banksy is because Banksy put the pictures of it on his Instagram account

after they had destroyed it. No! He even included a photo that he took and no one knows who Banksy is but he visited the site while they were demolishing it and he took a photo of them demolishing his Banksy. Can you imagine how much that would have been worth?

Once they knew what they had done and they saw the Instagram post they went through the skip bin to find all the pieces. You're kidding. And try and reassemble it. But it's rooted. It's, yeah, it's done. Too damaged.

Oh, my God. I'd be so upset. I know. I know. Remember that publicity stunt they did one time where they took the Banksy out of the frame and then as soon as it got taken out of the frame it triggered a mechanism and then went through

a shredder. No, it was the auction. The shredder was in the frame. That's what I mean. As soon as they paid the money, it shredded it. But ironically that made it worth more money. Yeah. Shredding it made it worth more money. This is now worthless. It's nothing. Yeah.

Just a crappy house now. We want to know this afternoon, surely not a multi-million dollar piece of art, but maybe when you were a kid, did you destroy something that was worth a lot of money? But you had no idea because you were just a kid. And it was an accident. It was an accident.

Maybe you kept it a secret for years and years and you hid the evidence. Maybe you flushed mum's engagement ring down the toilet. Why would you be doing that? Because you're a kid. You don't know. Maybe you drew on the underside of the leather couch cushions and just flipped it over and they didn't realise for years. Oh, come on. We've all spilt something on the couch and flipped the cushion.

0800 DARS at M or you can text your story into 9696. When did you break something really expensive? Someone texted us and they said, Kia ora team, I stole my stepdad's signed baseball to impress my mates, not knowing it was signed by Babe

Ruth. And then we lost it over the fence, but there was a massive dog and no one was game enough to get it and we tried to get it but when we finally got it back the ball was rooted. You know that's the plot line to the movie The Sandlot Game.

The Sandlot Kids. Is it? I think it's called The Sandlot. It's one of my all time favourite movies. And then Clint was like whoa this text is wild. I was wondering how someone in New Zealand would have got a baseball signed by Babe Ruth. It's such a good movie. That's a good text from whoever that is, but it didn't get past me.

I like that. Let's go to Siobhan, who hopefully has a real story and not a plot line to a movie. Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. What's the really expensive thing that you broke when you were a kid? So I threw away my mum's eternity ring which had emeralds and diamonds all in it.

I was playing with it when I was a wee baby because I liked shiny things. And yes, ended up throwing it into the vents of the car. It went inside the car? It went inside the car? It went inside the car, yes. Got it.

Did your dad or somebody pull the car apart? No, we never actually got it back. So if anyone is driving a green laser, there may be a... Oh my God. Siobhan, should we do a country-wide hunt to find this ring? Surely it's time to destroy that car and get the ring back out of it. Oh, you poor thing. That's very similar to this text that said,

my four-year-old threw my $10,000 diamond bracelet into the recycling. Well, that's what I'm guessing because she had done it once before and now the bracelet is gone, nowhere to be found. Bracelet thief. What about this one? $10,000 bracelet in the recycling. I mean, this is why we can't have nice things. Someone said, me and my friends smashed the windows on over 15 old school cars that had been in my dad's shed for years to get the coins out of the centre console.

You smashed the windows? The cars looked old and broken, worthless compared to the few dollars we got together in coins. Oh, God. Oh, can you imagine? He would be ropeable. The dad would have lost it. You never drive them. They're old.

They're vintage. They're junk. Oh, jeez. Justine's here. Hey, Justine. Hi, Justine. Hey, guys. How are you?

We're good. Thanks. What's the really expensive thing that you broke as a kid? But you didn't know. You were just a kid. It was actually my daughter. Okay. And about 20 years ago, we brought a brand new, very high-end, high-spec TV.

Okay. And she had a little bunch of plastic flowers, and she thought she was going to use them like a feather duster and decided to dust the TV for us with these plastic flowers and completely destroyed the screen on the TV. Oh, you're joking. She was so bloody cute. What are you going to do? She's so bloody cute.

And she's probably seen you doing dusting and she just wants to be like mum. As a punishment, Justine, you should have bought a 3D TV and forced her to watch the horrible, horrible version of Avatar on that TV. Oh, gutted. Okay, thanks, Justine. What about this one? Not broken, but my husband swapped his granddad's war medals for Pokemon cards when he was nine years old.

He still doesn't live the story down. Oh, my God. Are you joking? Can you imagine showing up to the dawn service with Pokemon cards pinned to you? Not the same. I mean. Someone's like, I got the purple heart. Someone's like, I got the Victoria Cross.

You're like, I've got the holographic Charizard. Finally, Jane's here. Hi, Jane. Hi, Jane. Hi. Yours is great as well. You, Jane. Hi, Jane. Hi. Yours is great as well. You did this. Oh, this is wild.

You were the kid. You broke something really expensive, but you didn't know. What was it? Well, it was the 90s, and my parents had a waterbed. Yeah, they did, Jane. So, no, no, no. And mum had her sewing machine in their room, so my sister and I were doing some sewing

and we were sitting on the bed and had the needle and thread as well. And we poked them up in the duvet cover just so we didn't lose them. And unbeknown to us, we also topped their waterbed and made little holes all through us. And apparently they got into bed that night. And yeah, it

was a bit more than that. It was an underwater bed. Yeah. What's your parents' name, Jane? Dave and Sue. Can you imagine Sue? She wakes up in the middle of the night, she's like, Dave, you've wet the bed. And what's this tiny prick I feel?

Oh, yeah. Bree and Clint. Something really embarrassing happened to me last night in my own home. Okay. It's not a poonami. We've ruled out poonami. No, it's not a poonami. But kind of in that realm.

Funny you say that. So here's the situation. Let me set the scene. So I get home and one of my jobs in our household is to feed the dogs at night time. Feed the dogs, make sure they're fed, everyone's happy. Anyway, I get home and I was doing other things and I've totally spaced and I've forgotten to feed the dogs. So I was running a bit late.

Yeah. And at that point I was like, oh, I am busting for the toilet, busting. But the dogs were going nuts and I felt bad because I was about half an hour late to feeding them. And I was like, get the dogs sorted, get their food sorted, and then I'll go to the toilet. Right. Bit of you time. Bit of me time. So at this point I was getting the food ready

and my partner's sitting on the couch and talking to my mum on FaceTime about a holiday that we're trying to organise. So my mum's on FaceTime, my partner's over there on the couch. I'm in the kitchen organising the food, got the food ready and as I'm walking over to put the food down on the ground, I sneezed a really strong sneeze. Okay.

Oh, okay. And at that point, I was busted. There's a pelvic floor issue? I started to wee a little bit, okay? There's nothing to be embarrassed about. No? There's nothing to be embarrassed about. No, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. I caught it. You know when it starts to come out and then you manage to catch it and I caught it. And I was

so embarrassed and I was like, I feel like it went through undies but it hadn't hit pants yet. And I said to my partner, she goes, what's wrong with you? Because obviously I was panicked because I was like trying to not wet myself. And she goes, what's wrong with you? Because obviously I was panicked because I was like trying to not wet myself. And she goes, what's wrong with you? And I said, I'm wetting my pants.

And she goes, what? Holding two bowls of dog food. Holding two bowls of dog food. She goes, what? Go to the toilet. And she started laughing. And as soon as she started laughing, it set me off. Oh, wait, the laughing set your wheeze off?

The laughing set my wheeze off and a bit more came out and I will say it was a full wetting of the pants. Damn. Well, not a full. It was a few drops that made it through to the pants. But there was a patch. But there was a patch. And I was so embarrassed.

Like, I really was. And I went into the bathroom and I cleaned myself up and organised myself. And I thought, shit, I didn't think I would be here at 33 years old wetting myself. And that's when I heard my mum on FaceTime in the background going, I remember the last time you wet your pants, Brianna. Cracking up, thinking it's the funniest thing. So you know what? Yeah.

If it's happened to you recently as an adult, you're not alone and do your pelvic floor exercises. There are a lot of ladies who have had babies in the last few years who relate to this. I haven't even had a baby. Oh, yeah, what's your excuse? Haven't been doing my exercise. Do some squats. Jesus Christ.

This weekend is the end start. Who knows? No one knows how this works. Daylight savings is this weekend. On Sunday, you need to put your clocks back one hour, which means you get one hour of extra sleep. Which, let's be real,

they just do it for us these days. Yeah, if you only get the time off your computer and your phone and your Apple Watch. It changes it automatically. It changes automatically. But you do have to change the microwave. Yeah, true. And your car. And your car. And your car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That means it's time for my annual rant about how much I hate daylight savings. So here it goes. Wait, do you hate? Which part do you hate? Oh, shut up with this. Bree's like, one of them is daylight savings and one of them is not. I don't care. I hate the process.

I hate the changing of clocks. I hate the fact that part of the year we're in this and part of the year we're in that. And then at this time of the year, they're about to change the clocks. And next week it's going to be bloody dark at five o'clock. It's going to be dark at five o'clock when it doesn't have to be. So technically you actually really like daylight savings because it already would have been dark.

Oh my God, this is infuriating. See, you actually love. I do not like this fudging of the time that we do twice a year to move the time around. For what? For what? More daylight. That's the whole point of daylight savings.

So let's keep that. Yeah, right. Let's keep that. I know it's going to get dark earlier. I know the days are shorter. But why are we taking it away from the good bit of the day, at the end of the day? Why do you want to drive home in the dark right through winter?

Winter's already depressing enough. Look, I agree. Why are you sending the sun down an hour earlier? We finish work late, so it's even worse for us. And I hear what you're saying. It's for the farmers. It's for the farmers. It's for the rural. It's for the cows. The cows get confused. Yeah, but we're bloody changing the cows

internal body clock. You know, you're changing there. You're changing up on them as well. They don't know. Anyway, I messaged a friend who's a farmer because I could be way off the mark here. I like to keep my ear to the ground as far as the rural community are concerned.

I'm not going to say you're the person that's on the pulse with the farming community. Why not? I've got a pair of RM Williams. Jesus. They're a rural boot. Anyway, I said, I need some advice from someone rural. And I said, here's the question.

Do farmers actually like daylight savings or would you rather we got rid of it? What did he say? Sexist of you to assume that it's a man. I thought you said he before. No, no, no. It's a woman, okay? It's 2023.

Look at you on your high horse. Women can work on farms too, okay? Actually cancelled. What you just said cancelled. She replied. You're so annoying so annoying she replied farmers love daylight more hours to get shit done and i said that doesn't help me does is daylight saving good does it help does being dark at 4 30 in the afternoon help and she said no that's not helpful. What type of farmer?

Now I don't know if they've... What type of... Wait, wait, wait. What type of farmer is she? Cows. But what is she? Like a dairy farmer? Dairy, yeah, dairy.

Okay. You sure? Nah. Listen to you. Either way, can we cancel it? It's not Sunday yet. Can we get a petition to Jacinda or Chris or whoever's the Prime Minister these days? Check who the Prime Minister is first.

Change Prime Ministers like we change undies in this country. Can we get a petition going? Cancel Daylight Savings. Mate, I'm keen. Do I have the voice of the people? Am I in tune with what people want? Text me. 9696.

Brian Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, give us the 411 on these rumours that are swirling around that Selena Gomez and Zayn Malik are dating. Here's the thing, okay. So what happened is it was actually a restauranteur. That's what you call someone who works at a hotel or a restaurant.

I love that fancy name. Some restauranteur in New York, her name is Clarissa, she claimed that she served the two of them. So imagine this, Selena Gomez and Zayn Malik at a restaurant and apparently they had dinner together and then they left hand in hand. Now, there are no photos of this. Funny that. And I witnessed it.

Convenient, even though she's the most followed person in the entire world in the history of social media and he's a massive pop star. No photos, no evidence, but apparently they're at this restaurant canoodling and then now it's come out that they out that, like, they were dating. But then also, I will say this, fans have noticed they've started to follow each other on social media.

In his defense, 400 million people follow her. Yeah, yeah. So you can connect anyone with her. I follow Selena Gomez, but I'm not dating her. True. There's a lot of people that are following her that aren't dating her. I'm real loving it. So is it really happening?

I don't know. I mean, you never know with these things. Like we saw the other day, Harry Styles and Emily Ratajkowski, hardest name in the history of names to ever pronounce, by the way, they canoodling in Japan, and no one knew about it. So you never know. Yeah, but there's receipts for that. There's actual footage of it, isn't it?

It's very, feels like a long droad of, yeah, long. There's a lot of tongue receipts for that one, Dean. We've seen the video. Bray and Clint. We're back after this with your chance to win with Cookie Time. That's the latest. Thanks to Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Bray and Clint. We're talking about people

who are eligible to get their driver's license but have gone through life without one. Yeah. And what are the reasons around that? Because it's off the back

of this woman by the name of Chas Assoon who is in the news again because she took her driver's license test, the written and the practical, all together 960 times. Did it have a happy ending? Did she get it?

She got it. Oh, she got it. She got it on the 960th time. It's not in New Zealand. Don't worry, everybody. It's safe to drive home today. Yeah. Well, she was stoked, obviously.

I think it took her like five years. We wanted to know, for no medical or legal reasons, how old are you and why haven't you got it? Kind of turned into people just dobbing in their lazy ass partners who don't have a driver's license. I love these texts coming through. My husband is 40 and he never got his license. Someone else said, I taught my boyfriend, now husband husband to drive when he was 22. We started dating when

he was 19. Basically, I got pissed off that I had to drive him everywhere. It was a make or break situation in our relationship. My boyfriend is Joel. He's 32. No licence. That's the whole test. I love it My brother, 57, never had a licence, doesn't drive Let's go to Melissa Hi Melissa

Hi Melissa Kia ora Is it you? Are you the unlicensed person? Yes, I've got my learners, but no restricted or full And how old are you, Melissa? I'm almost 28 What's been happening? No, it sounds to me like Melissa

drives. That she just wings it and she's just driving around on her learners. Is that true, Melissa? Melissa! Naughty! You want to be on police 10-7, Melissa? Not really. So you obviously can drive.

Why don't you just go and do the restriction test? I failed it twice. Now you're scared. It is quite nerve-wracking when you're doing the test, especially the reverse park. It's because you never got tested, so all your bad habits have just bedded in, you know? Yeah.

I bet she could do a mean donut, though. Oh, yeah. Handbraking. Do you reckon you're a good driver, Melissa? Somewhat, yeah. I onlyking. Do you reckon you're a good driver, Melissa? Somewhat, yeah. I only started driving probably five years ago. I didn't really need a licence before that. What made you go, I'm just going to start driving today?

Just needing to commute a little bit more between city and... To get somewhere, duh. Yeah. Obviously not a manual car. Yeah. Let's go to Chris, who's on the line. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi. Obviously not a manual car. Yeah. Let's go to Chris, who's on the line. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris.

Hi, how you doing? You're a VTNZ driver's licence testing officer. Is that true? That's correct. Okay. What is the general age of people you see coming through to sit their driver's licence, Chris? Anywhere from teenagers through to 70.

No way. 70-year-olds coming to do their driver's licence. And are they taking their test for the first time or are they trying to re-get their licence? It's a mix. There's all sorts of different people coming through. People in older age groups tend to be

coming from overseas, immigrating and getting a convert over to New Zealand. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we do get the occasional ones like, oh, yeah, you know, my grandkids are going for it, so I better set an example. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris, have you seen anyone like this woman, Chasa Soon, who has taken the test multiple, multiple times?

Yes. How many are we talking? What's the biggest you've seen? Do you know anybody on a first name basis? You're like, welcome back, Mr. So-and-so. Same time, same place. Good to see you again. Oh, no, that's not the handbrake. The easiest way to answer that is absolutely. Okay, good. And my last question, Chris. 13 times. Okay. And my last question, Chris. I think the most people have won is about 13 times. Wow.

Okay. And like if they take it, you know, if they fail nine times, is the 10th one free? We don't get to make that call. He's got a little cluckery, clucks holes in their learner's license. Oh, 10th one's free. Okay. Thank you, Chris. We appreciate your insight.

You're an expert on the category, so it's great to have you on. Finally, Christy's here. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy. Hey, how are you doing? We can confirm you are fully licensed now. Is that correct? Fully licensed now, yes. But how long did it take you, Christy, to get your full driver's license? I was

restricted for 17 years. Oh! Christy! And were you abiding by the rules of the restricted licence, only driving with passengers with a fully licensed driver in the front seat, home and off the roads by 10pm? Oh, absolutely. Imagine Christy, she's like in her 30s and she's like, oh my God.

You know, my Nana never learned to drive. She never had a license. She never drove a car. My Papa, this is a great story that he decided, I've had enough of this. I'm sick of driving you everywhere. We're going to teach you how to drive. And he took her out for one driving lesson. And that was it.

And he said, never again. That's so. Never, never again. That's so. Never, never again. Never. I'm never getting behind. I'm never getting in the car with you behind the wheel ever again. That's exactly what happened with my Nona and Nono. And then my Nona, literally, I think she crashed into a barbed wire fence.

I think my grandmother's hand did the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wild. It's not for everyone, I guess. It isn't for everyone. Let's play this. I think of all the games we play, this might be the most challenging one for us currently.

It's quite hard. It's where producer Claudia has dug up classical versions of popular songs. And we have to really listen. We're using our knowledge of pitch and key and because often the timing is different. It's quite hard, but something if you've listened to our show, you will know that Clint and I have quite a good musical ear. We have quite the musical ear, that's right.

We are musical savants, you may say. We both played instruments when we were younger, classical instruments. You played the recorder and I played the saxophone. Did you? I wasn't very good. Okay. You can play this in your car and I reckon you will get this faster than Brie and I. Claudia.

Hello. What sort of songs are we dealing with today? I think I've been quite kind to you this week. Right. I mean, I thought the other ones were also quite easy But you made it seem quite hard Great You will know all of these All of them have been on the ZM playlist

They're all pretty recent songs You haven't done like deep album cuts or anything like that? Nah that's next week's theme I've found with this game though When you know the song it makes it a whole lot easier Yeah it really helps When you have a list written in front of you like I do It really helps it does okay well let's give it a go let's just get into it yeah you'll be fine you'll be fine okay use your names as your buzzers here is

your first classical song three three um that's ed sheeran yeah what ed sheeran song i love it when you're doing like that, bring me closer. Closer. Oh, what's it called? I'll take a bit more of the song, I reckon. Really? Clint? Yes. Shiver? Shivers, but yes. Shivers, yeah.

When you have one word off, damn it! And then you're closer, give me the shivers. What did you say? I was one word off Damn it And then you're closer Give me the shivers What did you say? I was one word off When I was singing Oh

I was saying shivers You were one word off And then you're closer Fuck off Easy, that was easy Yeah, that was fine Yeah, piece of cake Yeah, good job guys

Here goes another one Free No, stop saying it so early I just killed my ex Not the best idea Yeah, what's it called early. I just killed my ex. Not the best idea. Yeah, what's it called? And who's it by? Oh, yeah, you got it.

Yeah, yeah, I crushed it. You would know because you do the ins and the outs. That's SZA Kill Bill. Yep. That was a joy and effort. You don't... You've got to give people a chance. That one sounds quite nice, doesn't it? It's actually quite beautiful as a classical song, isn't it?

Go to sleep to this. It sounds like it's actually a classical song. Do you reckon people in orchestras get offended when you're like, oh, I could fall asleep to this? Yes, I reckon they do. This is an emotional performance. Okay, one ap no two to me two to you two to me yeah good boy here you go here's another one clint harry styles as it was oh my gosh you're crushing it today i actually prefer this version.

Did he do this version at Mount Smart, Claude? It was a little bit more upbeat than this. Yeah, right. He should have, though. Would have gone off. Snooze. Do you ever listen to classical music? Absolutely not.

Would you? Like if you studied, would you? You know what's funny is I remember we went, someone I was dating, we went over to some of their relatives' place one time and we got there and the house was so nice and they were listening to classical music. Oh, yeah. And I just remember thinking,

is this what all rich people listen to? Why did that relationship not work out? Oh, I was in a, you know, I wasn't classy enough. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday

is a birthday banger. Here we go. This is Birthday Banger where you call us, tell us your birthday, and we figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16 and we play our favourite one out of these three people. It's a time machine. Let's start with Shan.

G'day, Shan. Hi, Shan. Hi. Hi, I'm Shan. Hi, Shan. Sorry, Shan. That's all right. How's your day been, Shan?

Awesome. Aw, cool. Why so good? I just took my daughter to ballet for us and she had such a good time. Aw, amazing. That's so sweet. My girls have just started doing ballet lessons. It is so cute.

My mum put me in jazz when I was that age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if it's as cool. How's your jazz hands? Pretty good. Pretty good. Hey, Sian, let's do your birthday banger, mate. I don't know if it's as cool. How's your jazz hands? Pretty good. Pretty good. Hey, Sian, let's do your birthday banger, mate. What's your birthday?

23rd of June, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005. This is going to be good. This is going to be good. 23rd of June, your 16th birthday. This was number one. Oh, the black eyed peas don't funk with my heart, Sean. That'd go down well at ballet lessons, wouldn't it?

Yeah, it could do. Yeah. Now I can just see all the kids with the bar. Yeah, plie, plie. Crump, crump. Okay, birthday banger from Michael. Kia ora, Michael. Hello, Michael. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What have you Crump. Okay, birthday banger for Michael. Kia ora, Michael. Hello, Michael.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What have you been up to today, Michael? Oh, just the usual. Just a bit of work. Bit of work. What do you do for Mahi, Michael? I'm a marketing assistant, so a bit of, yeah, just a bit of brand work and stuff like that. Can I say, I don't mean to be judgmental, you do not sound like a marketing assistant.

You sound like a man who's done a hard day of manual labour today. I was going to say tradie. Yeah, I was going to say farmer. Yeah, no, I wouldn't say tradie. I'm a bit far off. Do your socks match, Michael? Are you wearing matching socks right now? Oh, I actually am for a change.

Oh, lovely. All right, give us your date of birth, Michael. Let's do your birthday banger. So, 24th of August, 1998. Okay. All right, that means you were 16 in 2014, Michael. And on that day, this had a number one hit. Oh, Michael, it's been a Taylor Swift.

Did you just say, oh, no, Michael? I think it went for a period where I wasn't a big fan of this song, but I think it's kind of grown on me since. Okay. Really? Okay. This is your birthday banger for the rest of your life. Can't change it.

Yeah. Might as well lean into it. In my opinion, I'm a big Taylor Swift fan. Can't stand that song, eh? Are you just sick of it, though? I'm just sick of it. It's like I'm happy from Pharrell. I'm just sick of it.

I'll be honest. I like your birthday banger, Michael. I think it's good. I like your attitude, Michael. Yeah, no, you know what? I can't change it. I have it. Thank you.

Okay, good. All right, wait there. We're going to do one for Javid. Hi, Javid. Hi,'t change it. Oh, I have it. Thank you. Okay, good. All right, wait there. We're going to do one for Javid. Hi, Javid. Hi, Javid. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. I love your name.

Where's that from, Javid? It's a Middle Eastern name. Oh, cool. I like it. Very unique. Well, here in New Zealand, anyway. Hey, Javid, what's your birthday? 13th of January, 1990.

All right, mate. That means you were 16 back in 2006. Hey, Jarvin, what's your birthday? 13th of January, 1990. All right, mate. That means you were 16 back in 2006. And at your 16th birthday, this would have been on the radio. If you're ready for me, why you better push the button. Banger! I just saw the Sugar Babes perform at World Pride in Sydney. Were they there? They did an acoustic set and I think they were really high.

Oh, nobody wants a Sugar Babes acoustic set. It wasn't the same vibe, eh? Push the button, please. I was like, get some speakers and some amps in here. What do you reckon, Jarvis? Are you into Sugar Babes, push the button? Not quite. No, not quite.

Shake it Off? Probably more Shake It Off. More Shake It Off. Okay. People are loving Shake It Off. Yeah, wait there. I'm going to vote for Black Eyed Peas. Neither of those two.

I'm going for Black Eyed Peas for Sian. Yeah, I do like that song. It's between that and Push the Button. I'll go with you, Black Eyed Peas. Sian. Oh, the producers are gathered. Well, you've got two Swifties out there. Yeah, true.

Oh, Claude, you wanted to push the button, didn't you? Oh, sorry, Claude. Hey, Sian, this is for you and the girls at ballet. Congratulations, you won birthday banger. Amazing, thank you so much. You've made my day. Have a good night, Sian. See you, mate.

Brian Clint from 2005. Here's the Black Eyed Peas. Hit him. Brian Clint. Zed in Brian Clint. There's the winner of Birthday Banger, The Black Eyed Peas from 2005. That was the number one song in June 2005,

Don't Funk With My Heart. They owned everything. Yeah. Just back-to-back hits. Yeah. Back-to-back, back-to-back hits. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey. I remember there was that slight misstep though. Let's not talk about that. The original version of Let's Get It Started. I feel like people have breezed over that. Yeah, that's been erased from the Black Eyed Peas Wikipedia page. But you and I are old enough that we remember that song. Yeah, it's been erased from everyone's minds.

Let's just move on. Let's just forget it. Celebrate it with a great birthday banger and great memories of our friends, the Black Eyed Peas. Remember Where Is The Love? That was a beautiful song. Beautiful song. With a great message.

Hey, something, look, I'm just going to be honest. At the moment, I'm watching reruns of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I know. It's just something I put on in the background when I don't really concentrate and I'm doing work. Do you mean like really old? They're pretty old. I think at the moment I'm on season 12.

So it's like 2015, 2016. How many seasons did they make? They've made too many. Yeah. Too many. And then they had that big party because they said they're wrapping it up. All the Kardashians. They're actually just moving it to Disney and doing the exact same show.

As producer Claude said, all the Kardashians are a different colour in this season. They're like orange. Yeah. You know, but there was one quite funny moment that came up on an episode this morning that I was watching. Yeah. And it's where Kris Jenner, who is the mum of the family, so she's 60 something, and she's teaching her daughter Kylie how to cook something in the kitchen. Okay.

And she is talking about a particular knife and she goes to pronounce a particular word and she just gets it so wrong. Do you know why you cut bread with this? No. Because it's got a serigated edge. It's more like a bread knife. Or would you like... Segregated.

It's not segregated. Oh. It's serigated. Um, yeah. It's serrated. I love the guy trying to correct her in the background. He's like, it's a segregated knife. No, it's not one of those either.

It's like the dumb leading the dumb. Serrated knife. Serrated. We're talking about a serrated knife. A serrated bread knife. That was so dumb that it almost made me forget what the name of it was. Wait, was it called? Yeah.

I was like, corrugated knife? The 18-year-old Kylie Jenner, she even knew what it was called. But Chris obviously has been saying it wrong her entire life for 60-plus years. The segregated knife. And the weirdest coincidence happened because then about half an hour later, my partner and I were sitting there and a picture comes up on the screen and it's promoting the new murder mystery movie that's got Adam Sandler

and Jennifer Aniston in it. Oh, yeah. And my partner says, is that Jennifer? And then absolutely butchers her last name and I recorded it. Take a listen. Jennifer Anderson. Jennifer who? I can't think of it anymore. Jennifer Anderson. Jennifer Anderson. Anderson? What is it? Who is the woman that plays

Rachel on Friends? Jennifer Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Jennifer Aniston Aniston I think I've been saying it wrong my whole life Jennifer Aniston That's genuine surprise When she heard the correct pronunciation

Of Rachel from Friends Names I was genuinely surprised That she didn't know Aniston No I think it's Anderson. I think you'll find that there's a D in it. Aniston is not a name. I think it's Andiston.

Andiston. I think you'll find it's Andiston, Brie. There's definitely a silent D. I thought this is too good. I want other people to join the party. Brie and Clint. What's the word you or someone you know that they pronounce it a certain way but it was wrong? So wrong. Rachel said this is about your partner. Hi, Rach. Hi, Rach. Hello. Hi, guys.

How are you? Dob the man. Go on. Throw them under the bus. Tell us, Rach. What's the word they were getting wrong? I'm under the bus. I'm hoping he's sitting in the work van with the kids so he can listen to this. I've got to make sure I get it right now. Yeah. No pressure. So when he pronounces testosterone, it is always toss-test-er-one.

So he's always got it back to front and it's got to the point where we don't correct him anymore because we're just like, oh, that's just Daniel. How often is he needing to use the word testosterone? Well, we've got two young kids and our son is getting to the point of like the hormones and everything.

He's having a lot of testosterone surges. Yeah, those testosterone things are horrible. Yeah, so it's always a goodie. He's got a few actually on the list, but nothing else comes to mind. Tostesterone's a great one. Sounds like Tostadas, those chippies that you have. Yeah, it could be worse. It could be Estrogen-tron.

Is that right? Estrogen? Yeah. Yeah, close. Pretty close, I reckon. Brittany's here. Hey, Brett. Hi, Brett.

Hey. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Brett, are you dobbing yourself in? Have you been saying a word wrong for a long time? I've got a list at work, so there's a lot. Okay. But I'll give you the two main ones.

It is Quay Street that I, sorry, Key Street. Key Street, yeah. Oh, we've all done it. We've all done it. You just did it then, Brittany. Lambden, Quay. I've said Quay Street. Don't worry.

And then the other one is compromise. I always say compromise, and I've said it so, don't worry And then the other one is compromise I always say compromise And I've said it so many times on work phone calls And it's really embarrassing Compromise? Compromise? Compromise Are you reading it off a page or in your head is it compromise?

In my head it's compromise Oh my god, that's incredible Yeah, so it's really bad I learned the word reading it, so that's how I read it in my head. Let's compromise and let's all call it Quay Street from now on. That's a good compromise.

Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, that's really good, yeah. Someone's texted and they said, I would like to bring up Clint Roberts' pronunciation of pronunciation. Okay, la-di-da. Oh, they're saying pronunciation. That's fancy, Peter. Clint Roberts' pronunciation of the word pronunciation. I say pronunciation.

I say pronunciation too. Because we are bogans. Hey, this text is quite funny. They said, my husband thought daddy longleg spiders were called dandy longlegs. Someone else said, my son up until 17 years old thought ready salted chips were called really salted chips. I can understand that. Yeah.

The first time you try them, you go, oh, these really are salted. They're super salted. What does really salted even mean? Really salted makes a lot more sense. Makes way more sense. Someone else said, for years I swore it was glu-tac because it's sticky like glue and kind of grey colour. Someone through COVID has been using hand sanitiser.

Sanitiser? Oh, this one I've definitely got wrong. I always call it antipodes. Oh, antipodes. It's that fancy water. Yeah, it is a fancy brand of water. It's a fancy bottled water. Is it?

Spring water. Spring water, yeah. New Zealand and Australia are the Antipodes. Antipodes. What? New Zealand, it's another name for New Zealand and Australia. What? We are the Antipodes.

Didn't know that. Yeah, we live in the Antipodes. Didn't know that. That sounds fancy. Yeah, it's nice, eh? Better than down under. Let's go to Jo. Hi, Jo. Hi, Jo. Oh, it's nice, eh? Better than down under. Let's go to Jo. Hi, Jo.

Hi, Jo. Oh, hi. How are you? Good, thanks, Jo. Tell us, my friend, what's the word and how long for? Well, I'm nearly 100, but I've been saying it all my life, and it's ambliance. Ambliance.

Ambliance. On purpose? Because it's a bit cute, or you just don't get it right? It's not cute. No, I just have been saying that and it wasn't until later years that someone corrected me but they just all let me say it so I blame them really. Yeah, fair enough, Jo.

Jo's having a heart attack and she's like, call an ambliance. People are like, what? What do you want? We don't understand. Ambliance. I've learned to say ambo. Oh, that's a good compromise. Yeah.

Yeah. And chimley. I always thought it was chimley. Oh, chimley is a classic. Yeah. Chimley is up there with someone who's texting in whose partner says umbrella. Oh.

Umbrella. Someone who's... Actually, Richie McCaw always gets me when he says ovriishly. Ovriishly. Does he? Does he actually? No, obviously. Obviously. Does he? Does he actually? No, it does sound a bit like that,

but I know it's obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amazing. Thanks, thanks Jo. This text has triggered me because,

uh, I had a very embarrassing moment on Celebrity Treasure Island where I was presenting and I said, furtherest. Yeah, rather than furthest. And then there's another type as well. Farthest.

Farthest. And I was like, what does that mean? And then I argued with the producer who was like, oh, no, trust me. And I was like, okay. Did you dig your heels in? No, well, I just had never heard it before. I've never even heard that word, farthest. Sounds like, you know,

a father harvest. Alright, we'll end on the person whose partner calls mosquitoes bisquitos. That's just cute. I thought I could float a new game idea with you guys.

Okay. Because we love to play games on our show. Is it better or worse than Brie String? Oh, Brie String was pretty good. The people love Brie String. Brie String was pretty good, actually, where Brie guessed whether you were wearing a G-string or not. I was phenomenally good at it.

You had a great run. I did have a good run. Arguably got out at the right time. I think so. But you never know. It could come back. Yeah, you never know, hey. You never know how desperate we'll get for content on this show.

Hey, Bree Psychic Radio is looking like it's coming back tomorrow. So, you know. I feel like they're the same feature. Very similar, hey. One of them is people focused and one of them is underwear focused. Literally. This game I have come across on TikTok a few times, and I feel like it's quite fun

and we'll need all of the Brain Clint team to be able to play this game. But I've taken a video I've seen on TikTok of people playing this game so we can use it as an example. Great. Here's the first example. Christian Bale. Christian got on a boat. That's Christian's sale.

Christian drinks a lot of beer that's christian ale christian didn't pass math that's christian fail oh okay christian swimming through the ocean that's christian whale yeah that's today that's how it works that's it that's how it works so we pick a name and then you go around the room and then the person who can't think of one is out. Got it. Okay. Perfect. Yeah. All right.

So the name that we're going to do for this test game today, nice easy one, Brad Pitt. I'll kick it off. Brad making a jumper. That's Brad Knit. I'll go next. Okay. Brad's got tired legs.

That's Brad set. Good. Claudia. Brad's headed to the gym. Damn it. That's Brad fit. Oh. Brad's going to a party.

That's Brad lit. Oh, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brad is going to a baseball game. That's Brad lit. Oh, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brad is going to a baseball game. That's Brad mitt. Brad never gives up. That's Brad grit. Yeah.

Brad's picked up a new hobby. That's Brad knit. No, what? Like knitting. Bri already said Brad knits. Oh, so you're reading off a piece of paper. You're so disqualified. She's writing it down as it started.

All right, Ella, it's your turn. She's gone. Let's go. Okay. Brad needs to go to the hospital. He needs a medical kit. No. Guys!

Kit. Pit, kit. It rhymes. Undo that. You're up, Brie. guys kit pit kit it rhymes undo that you're up Brie she's out you're out this is stupid

I hate this game Brad Brad is with a woman in the bedroom and he can't find something that's Brad what oh yeah

yeah rhymes sounds like Clint. Oh. Oh, come on. Yeah, it plays, it plays, it plays. It plays. Yeah, yeah.

Brad's got diarrhea. That's Brad's shirt. Brad got into gymnastics. That's Brad Flip. No. No. I used up all my good gear on the other one. Clint wins.

Did I win? You win. I win. Yay. You won. Round two. No. It's not Outworks.

Game's over. That's a medical kit. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the studio a very good friend of the show In fact one of the last times we had him on He was doing a Black Eyed Peas medley for us That's right Please welcome to the show Tom Sainsbury

Memories Bree and I re-watched that Black Eyed Peas medley That you performed for us the other day It's so funny I just went on I was about three quarters of the way through it. It was a long medley. Like you guys were like, let's have 30 seconds.

I was going on and on. And halfway through I was like, I've committed now. You covered their entire back catalogue. Yeah, I did. Except for the pre-Fergie stuff. Yes, I know. It's a video worth revisiting in the archive. But we're here to talk about this new thing.

Tom Sainsbury's Small Town Scandal podcast, your brand new podcast. It is my only podcast as well. Have you not got another podcast running? I have another podcast. The producer here, he was like, come on, let's talk about doing a podcast. He thought I was going to do like a chat kind of one or conversations, which would have been so much easier in hindsight. But instead I've done one where I'm doing a parody of a true crime podcast. You play all of the characters

in the murder documentary. That's right. So there are 45 characters. 45 characters Tom, are you? But Brie some of them like, let's say there's five that have got one line. And by then I'd used all my character voices so those last five, you know

they've got voices all over the place desperately scraping the bottom of the barrel for character choice. Your character development is unparalleled and the characters that you come up with are incredible. Do you believe that you remember all 45 characters in this murder mystery documentary? How does it live in your head? It's a big soup. Yeah. The main character's kind of hair and he's Australian.

Well, he's not. He spent one year in Sydney And now he can't He's from New Zealand Toby He can't Toby Can't get rid of his accent Because he's been over for one year

But everyone else is just a soup And when we re-record I kind of have to listen back to the characters And try to find out Who is that? I want to hear a bit of Toby I want to I've actually got a bit of Toby here

I want to hear a bit of Toby So I thought we have to play a little bit of this For people to understand Exactly what you're talking about. Okay? So this is a little bit of the first episode of Tom Sainsbury's Small Town Scandal podcast. The journey all began with this very phone message from my uncle, Uncle Mitch Buchanan.

Yeah, Toby. I was trying to get hold of you. Why don't you come round to the mansion this afternoon, would you? I want to talk to you about something. Yeah, okay. We'll see you at two, eh? How does this sound? Okay.

Hang on. What are you doing here? And then he hangs up. Anyway, the next time I saw Uncle Mitch, he was dead. Whoa! Oh, my God! There we go. Obviously, I've followed you you for years and i know how good your voices and your characters are but even just like hearing it on the podcast the aussie accents on point

bless your heart well i kind of like saved myself by going he is a kiwi so when there's the occasional thus and art he's a kiwi he's a kiwi underneath He's a Kiwi. He's a Kiwi underneath. It's not a failure of your Italian accent. You got it. It's just intrinsically Toby. I like it. It's brilliant. Can we meet, we haven't heard

all of the podcast yet. Can we meet a couple of the other characters that feature? Of course. Yeah, so we've got Janine. So she's Uncle Mitch's second wife.

So she loves wine and she has her mascara too much and she's crying because he's died but his mascara's always running. And then we've got Matt, who's like the local policeman, who seems to be like, he used to be friends with Toby at school.

It's funny how all your mannerisms and your whole, like, everything changes when you play these characters. Yeah, you've got to have your hands up here for Janine. Amazing. I'm already hooked. There are three episodes of this that have just been released. Can I just say, there's a lot of podcasts floating around and typical Tom Sainsbury style.

It's so unique. It's such a great idea. And it's so smart too. Like to actually put something like this together, I can only imagine what goes into it. So I can't wait to listen. I'm picturing like a corkboard like Russell Crowe in A Beautiful

Mind where you're connecting all of these characters to try and figure out who's done what and how they relate to who. Is that fair? You got it. One of those. If you want to get it go and search the iHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts the first three episodes have dropped it's a six episode series

I can't wait to find out who the murderer is. That's Tom Sainsbury from Tom Sainsbury's Small Town Scandal podcast. See you at the family reunion, Toby. That's the end of the show. Bree, can you guess? Because I finished Last of Us last night, television show, Last of Us. Not a super satisfying ending, but it sets up the next season. It's a pretty big ending.

Yeah, but. Pretty major. Yeah. Yeah, okay, all right, if it was a good ending. When I actually think about it, pretty huge finale. Cliffhanger, though. Yeah, because they're trying to hook you in. Well, they did that.

Yeah. Anyway, can you guess from this what TV show I'm about to start tonight? You watch this one? I don't think I have because I would recognise it. Are you back on Pornhub, are you? Yep. That's what I'm watching tonight on the couch with my wife. As we eat our dinner.

Is it The Traders? Oh, no, no. This is Succession. You don't watch Succession? What's that? Succession. You don't watch Succession? How many times do I have to say Succession?

You could have said it once. It's the HBO show about, it's like loosely based on um the murdoch family rupert murdoch ah he's a mean man isn't he yeah so it's not it's not actually but it's based on his life kind of like the crown no no that was actually no that was like a... Oh, no, I mean Bridgerton. No. It's on Neon if you want to watch it. Let's be real. I haven't watched any of these programs. Have a great night, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show.

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