ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th March 2024

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

With Brodie Kane! What do you do to piss your partner off on purpose?  Eyes open or closed at the salon. Words you can't say.  How many Hot Cross Buns?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brianne Clint. Cheers to KFC. Hot and crispy boneless. Available now. ZM's Brianne and Clint. With guest host Brodie Kane. And a very good afternoon to everybody, except the Destiny's Church this afternoon. Welcome to the show. Yeah, I mean, I often wonder whether we talk about them. I know.

Because I don't like to give them oxygen I know but today they've really pissed us off and the whole thing here's what's important to keep in mind

it's really important to keep in mind we can repaint a crossing shouldn't have to but we can repaint a crossing the whole thing the whole thing is a PR stunt

and it's a recruitment drive to get more clients for their business. Sorry, I mean church. To scam them too. Exactly. Get more money off them. So just keep, I would urge people to keep a lid on their feelings and just go, huh, small minded pricks.

Yeah, yeah. Just quietly to yourself. And know that they're a real average minority. You know what my wife always says? Says more about them than it does about us. 100%. And the awful life that they must lead carrying that much hate and anger inside them. Because you know how it really impacts you with it, inside you.

Exactly. Anyway, are we keeping a lid on it? Is that something we're keeping a lid on? No, we weren't. But we will lid it now and we will bring nothing but joy, love and happiness this afternoon. I'm sure some wonderful paint companies around New Zealand are going to get behind this cause and going to go, we'll donate the paint.

Yeah. We'll sort this out. It's going to happen. 100%. And I'm not going to Destiny's Church on Sunday with spray paint to draw on their church. I'm not. No.

Because I'm not going to stoop to their level. Exactly. That's the right opinion. Exactly. That's the right way to look at this. There we go. There we go. We're feeling good. We're. Exactly. That's the right opinion. Exactly. That's the right way to look at this. There we go. There we go. We're feeling good.

We're feeling great. Vibes are on. And before Easter as well. My God. Not sure, God. I'm hot. I'm cross. And I need a bun.

Hey. Let's get into the show. 50 grand up for grabs. This is it. At four o'clock. This is it, guys. ZM's 5 on time. It's time.

I know I've been saying that, but today is the day. Today's the day to give it away. $50,000 ahead of the long, long weekend. If you'd like that, Activator plays at 5 to 4. But first, we're going to play tradie versus lady for $50 cash, where the ladies are making small gains. It's 26-24 in favour of the tradies right now. Who wants it? Let's now. Who wants it?

Let's go. Who wants it? 0800 dials at M. We'll play tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one. Last tradie versus lady of the week.

Scores are 26 to the tradies, 24 to the Ladies. Get ready for a round of questions. I'm trying to find a fun way of saying it. Brodie's questions that she wrote. I have written the questions this afternoon. Hot fire Brodie questions. Our Tradie is calling from Auckland. He's 54 and he's a Blues supporter.

He'll be feeling good right about now. Welcome to the show, Warren. Hey, how's it going? Good, Warren. Who the Blues got this week? Their neighbours, Moana Pacifica. Oh, is that in Eden Park or is it down the line? It is.

That's Eden Park. Eden Park. Warren will be there. Okay, you're taking on our lady today. Okay, no, you won't. He'll be at the team. Watching it on the telly. No, no.

I'm heading out to Coromandel, just sitting in bloody traffic. Oh, even better. Oh, God. Okay. All right, you're taking on our lady. She's from the Whited Upper. She's 29, and she's a mum of two under two. So she's busy.

Welcome to the show, Kylie. Hey, guys. How are you going, Kylie? Are you getting ready for a big Easter? Oh, 202, so not too much chocolate. I was going to say, they probably don't know that age, do they? No, but I do. I like that.

Brilliant. Kylie, your buzzer is lady. Warren, your buzzer is tradie. The first one of you two to give me three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. So good luck. Thank you. Question number one. AJ Hackett is a well-known Kiwi for what? Trady.

Warren. Bungee jumping. Bungee jumping. Correct. He invented the damn thing. Very, very, very, very clever New Zealander, isn't he? Threw himself off the Eiffel Tower. That's right. Illeg Tower. That's right.

Illegally. That's right. Question number two. Are the bottle stores open tomorrow? Warren Just. No, they're not. Have you stocked up? Have you stocked up before you hit the Coromandel, Warren?

Definitely. It's the boot of your car rattling around as you amble down the motorway. Yeah, you really got to panic, don't you? One day, one day. One day we start losing our mind. I saw Abby Chatfield posted that. She's like, over the damn bottle stores. Yeah, exactly.

I'm like, it's Thursday. Just go and buy yourself some Pals, babes. You'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, just chill. Kylie, you're going to get this one. You're going to keep yourself in the game, aren't you? Yeah, we sure are. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, here we go. All right, question going to keep yourself in the game, aren't you? Yeah, we sure are.

Yeah, let's do it. Here we go. All right, question number three. What is the distance of a full marathon? Trady. Warren? 42. Yeah.

I'll take that. We'll give you that. There's an extra 200 metres, but I'll take that. We'll give you that. That's a Trady downtrout. Yeah. Waza, you're a great New Zealander. We've got 50 bucks cash for you. And Kylie, you've got two under two, so you've got plenty on.

We're going to find you 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation prize. Well done. Oh, thanks, guys. Well, good. Thanks, guys. That's awesome. Have a great Easter. Oh, you too, guys.

Stay safe. Have a good Easter. See you later. See you. There we go. Where are you going fishing in the Coromandel, Warren? Oh, you too, guys. Stay safe. Have a good Easter. See you later. See you. There we go. Where are you going fishing in the Coromandel, Warren? Oh, he's gone. Yeah, good chat, man.

Good to catch up. No, no, no, no. You hang up. No, you hang up. Brie and Clint. Brodie just revealed to me that that's her funeral song. Well, one of them. Have you got them all planned out?

Oh, a few. A few, yeah. Have you? Yeah, that'll be... I think that's, is that bringing in the coffin? I think that's bringing in the coffin Oh yeah? Yeah, just to really lift the vibes Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, fair, I get that Proud Mary probably out That makes a lot of sense Yeah For you, yeah It's going to be a celebration Yeah I don't want people having a miserable time

I want them to have a good time We were at my brother's wedding and the DJ started playing a song and my mum goes, oh, this is my funeral song. And I was like, mum? She goes, what? Weddings, funerals, I mean, quite different. Are they different? Well, if you use it at your wedding, you can't use it at your funeral.

Or can you? You could, actually. Yeah, true. It's the other way around. If you died together, that'd be quite nice, wouldn't it? Okay. Oh, we're not married. We died. It's the other way around you can't do it. If you died together that'd be quite nice wouldn't it? Okay. Oh we're not married, we died here's our funeral now. In unrelated

news, have you seen that TikTok that's doing the rounds on reels as well where the guy treats his girlfriend, he talks to his girlfriend whenever she's driving like she's an Uber driver just to piss her off. Oh no. So he gets in and she's driving and he just goes

so busy night? How long have you been driving for now? And she just... She hates it. She absolutely hates it. But that's why he keeps doing it. That's the reason that he keeps doing it. It got a bite.

It got a rise the first time. So he goes, wait, you know what we're doing? This is what we're doing now. Like that other guy from Aussie who keeps doing the Borat impersonation to his wife. Oh, God, yes, yes, yes. And the reason he does it is because it pisses her off. It gets a rise, so he keeps doing the thing.

Do you do something to piss off Lucy? God, no. God, no. Never. Because this is what we're going to talk about. We're talking about things that you do on purpose to piss your partner off. So you've got nothing. And I text, I don't think so, but I text Lucy to make sure today.

And I said, hey, is there anything that I do that pisses you off? But I know that it pisses you off, but I still continue to do it. And she replied, no, because I think you know better than that. And I replied, I absolutely do. That's outstanding. That's a fantastic relationship. I was talking to a friend of mine, this is where this all came from,

who said that he has started operating the windscreen wipers in his car manually when it starts raining because he knows it pisses his wife off so much. So they're driving, they're driving, and there's rain on the window, so he gives the window wipers a one burst to clear the rain. Yeah. And then he just lets it keep raining.

He's like, oh, jeez, it's still raining. So he does it again, gives them a one burst. She just gets wound up. And she goes, what are you doing? And he'll bite back and go, I'm clearing, it's raining. What do you want me to do? I'm using the window wipers. Is this a sign of a relationship that's been going for like forever?

Yeah, it is, yeah. I don't know about this. I can't partake in this question. Well, that's good because it's annoying, you know? It's like, these are things you don't want to happen to you. I don't think I'd deliberately do anything annoying. Do you not? No.

Do you not? Oh, we've all got ways that we all know how to wind each other up. That's what it is. You know? And by that stage of your relationship, it's actually a sign of respect. It's a sign of love. Well, maybe not respect. It's a sign of love. It's just that you enjoy, like,

I guess it depends on the relationship. If you're both as good as you get, then it's great. It's like knowing that your partner needs the volume set to an even number, so you put it on 17. And you don't say anything. You just sit there. I'm a bit

I like that or half like 35. Yeah, yeah. But not 33. Not 30 or 40 or yeah. No, 30, 35 and 40

Oh, those are your numbers. and even numbers and even numbers. Yeah, so if we were in a relationship I'd put it on 31. Yeah, that would I'd have to get the remote.

And then I'd just wait and see. And I'd have to get the remote off you. 0800 dial ZM or you can text them in to us on 9696 this afternoon. Do you do something because you know it pisses your partner off? That's the whole reason that you do it. I don't mean you're doing something and you've just found out that your partner hates it. I mean, you know.

You know. You know. This is premeditated. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah. You're doing it to piss them off. Yeah. 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. A mate told

me last night that he operates his windscreen wipers manually when it's raining if his wife is in the passenger's seat just to piss her off. Do you know what, to be honest, that would actually annoy me too? Like single bursts of windscreen wiper and then let it get wet again. He goes, oh, it's still raining.

Because I don't like too many drips. No. You know? Also, there's no rhythm to it. No. Like there's no, you never know when the windscreen wipers are going to go. It would drive you mental.

Do you start your car and always give it a wash? A little bit of a wash? Nah. Oh gosh. Nah, very rarely. Oh really? No, every day I'm like, get that dust off. The beauty of not is when you do do it, you really see the gunk come off the windscreen. You know? I'm always day I'm like, get that dust off. The beauty of not is when you do do it,

you really see the gunk come off the windscreen. I'm always topping up. Like skipping a day of air cleaning. I'm always putting that bug off and bloody water in mine at the petrol station. Bug off, that's good stuff. It is. And we're asking you, what's the thing you do on purpose

because you know it pisses your partner off? Carolyn's here. Hi, Carolyn. Hi, guys. It's not you. You're a saint. Your husband does something, doesn't he? Oh, my gosh, yes.

So our couch and our lounge faces, obviously, away from the entrance. It sort of comes in behind. And he thinks it's damn hilarious to walk in and clap his hands, just a single clap. Yeah. And it like echoes so damn loud. It's just the biggest cry. And of course it gets a rise out of me and both my daughters. So he thinks that's rather hilarious as he chuckles away to himself.

And how many more claps are you going to give him before you leave him, Carolyn? Well, we've been together nearly 22 years, so I give him a few more. That's the problem. He knows he can get away with it. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I love it. Alright, thanks Carolyn. That's a good one.

Let's talk to Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi. What's the thing you do or your partner does just to piss? Oh, it's you who does this. Yeah, I do it. My partner's a fan of the cricket. I don't really love it so much. So I like to say backstop instead of wicketkeeper

because I know that that will wind him up. And does it get him every time? Yep, every single time. Can't stand it. You know what you should chuck in? If they hit it over the boundary, you should go, oh, home run. Yes.

Oh, that's a good one. I'll do that next time. And also you can wind him up with the cricket if he's watching a test and be like, what's the point in this game? It can go for five days and sometimes people don't even win. It's not sport. Oh, that's rough. I know.

Cricket fans love hearing that. Also, whenever he's watching the cricket, say, who's winning? Yes. Yes. That's very good. Well done, Jenny. Someone's texting Dean here. All right.

Good to put your name to these. Yeah. Shows you're really owning it. Dean here. I purposefully leave one sheet left on the toilet roll and leave and just put a new roll next to it just to pee her off. That's a man with a death wish. I'm all for winding up your partner,

but I feel like the toilet area is sacrosanct. You know how angry ladies get about just the toilet seat position. Imagine if you're intentionally leaving an empty toilet roll on there. I know. There is one here that says, where did it go? I itch my own throat with my tongue to annoy my partner sounding like a frog. Yeah, I can't do the noise, but I know the noise. Bree has done the noise in the past. Tongue with your throat?

It's like a grunting kind of Peppa Pig noise. Ella, do you know how the noise goes? Yeah, I do it to Ryan. Is it like, or is it? Oh, gosh. Those are the noises, yeah Yeah, I do it to Ryan. Is it like... Or is it... Oh, gosh. Those are the noises, yeah. Okay, yeah, that would annoy me. This is quite funny.

My husband messages me on Facebook Marketplace when I'm selling anything and asks, is this still available? It's so petty. That, to me, is expert-level marriage trolling. Yeah. Because you see them, you send the message, and then you hear their phone go ding,

and you see the little bit of excitement that they've had some engagement on their marketplace post, and then it's just you. Paige is here. Hi, Paige. Hey, how's it going? We're good. What's the thing you're doing to piss your partner off

because you know it pisses them off? Every time he yawns, in goes my finger or two fingers, and I disrupt him mid-yawn every time. Like a fishhook. That's actually cruel. This is nothing worse than an interrupted yawn. No, it's great. And then he tries to be cheeky and bite my finger,

so then my other fingers go in his ear off my other hand. So you get him from the other side. He has to release the finger. Yeah, get him both. He has to release, like he's a dog? It forces him to release the finger. Definitely, definitely, every time. If that doesn't work, stick a finger up his bum.

Oh my, Clint. What? Oh, too far? It's 20 to 4. Okay, wrap it up. All right. No, don't stick a finger up his bum, Paige. Don't say it again. It's 20 to 4. Oh. Okay? All right. Wrap it up. All right. No, don't stick a finger up his bum, Paige. Oh, my God.

Don't say it. Don't say it again. It's 20 to 4. I wouldn't. No one's doing that today. No one likes that. Wink. Someone's texting.

We might, you know. Sorry. Someone says, so when I ask my partner Chris where he is, you know, so I can ask him to pick up milk on his way home or ensure that I have dinner ready for him when he gets home in time, he always replies, who wants to know? Oh, no. Just to anger me. Honestly.

So then I just hang up on him. And this is also next level petty. Every time my husband gets in my car, I keep opening my center console just so it hits him in the elbow. Petty. Fantastic. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest.

About this time yesterday, the news came through via an Instagram post that Splendour in the Grass 2024 is cancelled. They'd just put tickets on sale. They've been on sale for a couple of weeks. This is the one in Byron Bay, yes. In Byron Bay. I've always wanted to go to that.

I've been once. Was it great? It was great. It's pretty muddy. I was going to say, that's the one that had, was it last year or the year before Splendour in the Mud? Mudfest. Yeah.

And every now and then it is a mudfest because it's a winter festival. Yeah. In New South Wales, like it South Wales and out on the coast. Anyway, it's a rite of passage that's been going for 20 plus years and this is the first time they've ever cancelled it and they cancelled it via Instagram post. People are

kind of up in arms about it. They wrote it was due to unexpected events. Not enough tickets sold? In July. That's what some people are speculating. Their lineup was headlined by Kylie Minogue, Future, and Arcade Fire.

Okay, so quite a solid lineup there. Fairly solid. And everyone is getting a refund, so that's all good. It's not like a scam or anything like that. But it's a big one for it's arguably the biggest festival in australia and it's a big one for them to just outright cancel it a lot of people are saying that it's because of the lineup that's why some people are saying it's cancelled they're saying no that's not the case there's there's a theory online that

that type of festival may have aged out because as much as people who went to festivals in the 2000s like to see themselves reflected in lineups, festivals have to target young people. They have to target young people. And some people are saying that they don't want a festival headlined by Tash Sultana and Kylie Minogue. They want a big doof-doof rave headlined by Dimension and that sort of thing.

But the other thing being isn't Coachella, for instance. That's at the moment, I believe, suffering some of its lowest ticket sales. Is it? Yes. That's what I've heard. Yeah. And I think they've moved away from,

they've almost gone, their line-up this year, you were like, I sorry I was like who who who who they've tried to go real young yeah but it's not worked

yeah it's a tough one maybe that's do you know what I think as well it's like also let's not forget Cozzy Living yeah it's a huge factor

so Coachella and those ones are hugely expensive yes and furthermore there's so many more options now. So it's almost like concerts have become a bit like streaming services where like, it's got

to be absolutely what you want or you're not interested because you know that there's all these options out there. Especially if you're on a limited budget. You take like the summer in Aotearoa, a small country. Yep. How many choices have you got? So many. Over that Christmas New Year's run.

Yeah, wild. Yeah, between your hidden valleys, your hidden lakes, your rhythm and vines, your bay dreams. Summer gold rush. Everything. Yeah. Yeah, sport fishing, which is a good thing. Yeah, so that's what I mean. Like, I guess with some of those bigger ones now, people are like, well, actually, I'm

getting to see that person then, and I've already seen that person and that's really expensive yeah it can't have been the line up it can't have been the line up I've just seen that Splendour in the Grass

had Young Gravy on the bill so can't be the line up I'm saying Cozzy Living yeah that's a really good point

they said they'll be back next year so they're going to have a year off and they'll be back next year. So they're going to have a year off and they'll be back next year. Fix the floor. Fix the floor. Fix the ground.

Yeah. You know how they had to do that for a while with Glastonbury? They had to take a few years off. Did they? To rest, because the ground was just... Taking a pounding.

Yeah. Like, absolutely cooked. Yeah, right. Well, there you go. If you were planning a Splendour in the Grass 2024, you're going to have to bump that one out. Bree and Clint. To the person who said,

five on time, we'll be back on Easter Tuesday. Clint, don't even start with me. Don't even start. There is no such thing as Easter Tuesday, okay? Bloody schools trying to make Easter Tuesday a thing. Bloody, haven't taken Tuesday off. Oh, the kids don't come back until after Easter Tuesday. There's no Easter Tuesday!

Okay? He rolled away the stone on Monday, if you believe that one, okay? So we're back to work on Tuesday. There's no Easter Tuesday! Okay? He rolled away the stone on Monday, if you believe that one. Okay? So we're back to work on Tuesday and back to school. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Anyway, I'm good. I'm fine. You're fine? I'm fine. Now, I've got a question for you. Do you go to the...

Do you go to a barber or a hair salon? I go to a hair dresser, I guess I go to a hairdresser, I guess. Okay. Somebody that does ladies and men. Okay. Yeah. And so I'm just curious, with a man's haircut, what's the process?

Wash, then cut? If it's a barber, no. If it's a Rodney Wayne, then probably I don't go to Rodney Wayne, but have in the past. I've only just started treating myself to the hair wash,, I don't go to Rodney Wayne, but have in the past. I've only just started treating myself to the hair wash, but I didn't used to. I used to be like no, no, I'll wash my own hair, thank you very much.

And then I experienced it and found out how delightful it is. So yeah, now I go and I get my hair washed. Here's my question to you then. When the shampoo and conditioner is being applied, nice head massage, eyes closed or eyes open? It's a great question.

And I have wondered what is appropriate. I've gone way into my own head while I'm lying there. I'm like... What should I be doing? Is closing my eyes mean I'm too into it? And then I'm like, is my eyes open creepy? Yeah. This is the thing.

Look, I've settled with closing them. Yeah. But I often feel like, do I need a little peek? Every now and then. A little peek just to acknowledge. Yeah. But I think I'm like, surely they don't want to see you looking. Surely they don't want to see you looking.

I'm also when eyes closed because I feel like that's more, yeah, it's more comfortable. There's less likely for awkward eye contact. Yeah, you don't. You're lying back. But sometimes it's so good. If my eyes are closed and then I let out a, oh, like, is that too far? Definitely

a noise is too far, I can tell you. Someone's just texted in and they said, your eyes should be open and you should be looking towards your feet. Claudia, is that what you do? Yeah, not towards my feet, but I'll look down. Oh, no. That's not relaxing.

At the far corner of the ceiling. But I don't find that part relaxing. I find it incredibly uncomfortable. I hate it so much. Someone just texted, if you've known your stylist and you've been going there for a really long time, you're golden to close your eyes.

But if you're a new client, it's creepy AF. Really? No. Really? This is dumb. You're overthinking it. Close your eyes. Close your eyes, eh?

No, it looks too much. You're paying so much. And because they do do a good head massage. What are you supposed to be like? Eyes open. You're not at the spa. It's a hairdresser. You're not like...

No, but it's a luxury element. Getting your hair washed is a luxurious part of it. Gosh, you suck the fun out of things sometimes, don't you? I'm just looking in the corner of the room. I'm looking away. I'm just minding my own business. I'm looking away, pretending I'm not having a good time. This is all part of my process. Someone's just texting, it's not creepy.

Close your eyes and enjoy it. You see, I would have thought that them open is just a bit more, because gosh, it's nice. It's nice. It's nice. You should leave them open, lean your head back, and look them right in the eye.

No. No. I reckon you've got to give in to the pleasure. But do you know what I often also find, that I just have to acknowledge how good it is. Like I can't just lie there and I've got to have at least two little thought starters. I can't do silence the whole time. And it's usually the stereotypical like, oh, gosh, I could get this every day.

I'm the same if I'm getting a massage. I have to let them know that they're doing a good job. And just a little bit of, oh, you're bloody good at that. I know, I know, I know. I feel like it bit of, oh, you're bloody good at that. Oh, no. I know, I know, I know. But I feel like it's like getting off the bus and not thanking the driver. I feel like I have to acknowledge the person who's doing the work. Well, yeah, same with the massage.

I'm always like, oh, yeah, it's tight there, isn't it? Just like compliment the shampoo smell or go, oh, like if you've dyed your hair, oh, does it look good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. You don't need to make it. This is a text. Ex-hair washer hair.

It was my teenage job. Eyes open was awkward and creepy. Okay, good. I'm glad that it is that. Just look away. Another one. Close your damn eyes. All right.

No, no, what about this text? One open, one shut. That would send the hairdresser out, innit? That'd be so creepy. Ella's been polling people on the Bray and Clint Instagram, and the poll is still open. You can still vote on it. The question was, when you go to the hairdresser, to the salon,

do you leave your eyes open or close your eyes when you're getting your hair washed? What do the people say, Ella? All right, it's kind of close. It's 42% closed. Meaning 58% open. That's interesting. That's one open, one closed. The people have spoken. That's weird.

The text machine suggests otherwise. Yeah, true. Someone said keeping your eyes closed keeps the water out. What? If the water's going anywhere near your eyes, your hairdresser's not doing a good job. Gosh, it is nice though. I'm just thinking how nice it would be right now. And here's a text. Hairdresser's not doing a good job. Gosh, it is nice, though. I'm just thinking how nice it would be right now. And here's a text.

Hairdresser here. We don't care. Amen. Fair enough. All right, keeping them closed in. We don't care either. I'm going on Easter Tuesday. There's no such thing.

Oh, you're doing it on purpose. Brie and Clint. ZM Brie and Clint with Brodie filling in for Brie to the person who went, shit, what happened to Bree's voice? She's away. She's back on Tuesday, Wednesday. It's funny as well because Bree has got quite a different accent to me.

Yeah. But we're both quite low and quite like a little bit rough, a little bit rough, you know? It's not Bree, it's Brodie. It's Brodie. Yeah. But I mean, they can't see you, so. Bree and Brodie are good pals. And they's Brodie. It's Brodie. Yeah. But I mean, they can't see you, so. Brie and Brodie are good pals.

And they sound similar. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Kiwi version and the Aussie version, right? What about the news today that Sanitarium, the cereal company, are going to stop making cereal? Well, most of them. Sorry?

Wild, eh? Is this cereal? Sanitarium? Yeah, the headline is cereal is cancelled. It's a crazy year. Three News is going to stop making news. We just talked about

before, Splendour in the Grass, the festival. And more music. Can't put on a festival. And now Sanitarium says it can't make cereal anymore. It's a wild time that we're living in. They're going to keep making Weetat Bix and Up and Go, they said. Those are the key pillars.

Surely Corn Flakes. Corn Flakes, Rice Bubbles, and I think Marmite. That would be a step too far. That would be a step too far. But everything else, pretty much everything else is gone, including Honey Puffs. Honey Ps.

Yeah, but see, you tell me, when was the last time you had a honey puff? No, never, and I wouldn't call it the breakfast of champions. No. But, yeah, you're right, you're right. We talked about last week how Whitaker's stopped making toffee milk, and we were like, how dare you?

How very dare you? And then I went, oh, no, not only have I not had toffee milk in 15 years, I wouldn't know where to buy it. But they also have like a lot of muesli. They have a lot of muesli. On the chopping block for sanitarium is granola. Okay.

Toasted muesli. Light and tasty. Light and tasty? Light and tasty, yeah. I would have thought light and tasty had a following. And then the cluster crisps too. What a cluster. They said that people are not eating these things for breakfast anymore.

That's interesting. What are they eating? Which got me thinking, what are people having for breakfast? What do you have for breakfast every day? Oh, okay. Either a smoothie. Yes. Yes.

Or I do have muesli. Yeah. But with yogurt. Yeah. And some kiwi fruit. Yeah. But it do have muesli. Yeah. But with yogurt and some kiwi fruit. Yeah. But it's not sanitarium. No, do you go for a bougie muesli? Yeah, a couple of little, because low sugar, the lower sugar ones for a muesli.

I do think the smoothie is to blame here. I think most people have moved to a smoothie-based breakfast, or a lot of people anyway, and you're not having a box of cereal anymore. So times kind of have changed a little bit. Yeah, I think people are looking for things with low sugar content. Yeah. Claudia, we just found out before hates enjoying anything. So what do you have for breakfast? Hey, that's so ironic.

Just the cardboard box that the cereal comes in. Yeah, just open it up and sniff it. And I open my bowl of cereal and I don't look at anyone while I'm eating it. Bread, untoasted. Morning is a time for reflection. It's just in a dark cupboard. I lash myself on the back seven times. And then I cry.

No, I usually go for like an egg on English muffin situation. An egg on English muffin? Yeah. Every, almost every morning? Not every day. Just the one egg? This morning I had two, but usually just one. Poached?

It's a Sunday breakfast. Fried? Fried? Yeah. All right, love. Sorry, am I too fancy now? No, it's just... It's a Sunday breakfast.

I had cereal yesterday. What kind of cereal? Not sanitarium, I don't think. That's probably... It's me to blame. It's us. There's lots of boo... The cereal aisle is crazy now.

It used to be... You used to have Kellogg's, Sanitarium, and then Hubbard's for a bit. And everyone was like, ooh, Hubbard's, that's a fancy one. But I might try this Bugs and Mud. And just to carry on this award-winning chat, what do you have for breakfast? Peanut butter on Vogels.

Every morning? Every morning. Now, do you have butter? Yes. Yeah. See, people that don't have butter with their peanut butter. It's too dry. No, it's way too dry. And they're like, you have butter? Yes. Yeah. See, people that don't have butter, it's too dry. No, it's way too dry. And they're like, it says butter on it. The peanut

butter is the butter. No, the peanut butter is the topping and the butter is the lube. Here's an interesting message. Fasting is the new trend. Who eats breakfast these days? It's another one. Yeah, intermittent fasting. Yeah. Have black coffee and sadness for breakfast and then don't eat until lunchtime. And then when lunchtime comes,

gorge yourself on a crazy amount of calories because you haven't regulated your blood sugar for the rest of the day. You're sitting there going, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. You reach bloody 11 o'clock. Thank God I can eat again. Ella, what do you have for breakfast?

Changes. Sometimes tofu scrambled, sometimes beans, never cereal. So tofu scrambled? Tofu scrambled. Yeah, all right. This is a group of people who don't start work until midday. There's plenty of time to make breakfast.

Yeah, we're asleep until nine. Yeah, true, true. Anyway, RIP Honey Puffs. Oh, well, where's that little bee going to live? Oh, I'm not really that sympathetic, to be honest. Bree and Clint. Today is the last day that we're lucky enough to have Brodie here with us.

So I thought I'd give you a chance at redemption. Well, I always like a bit of redemption. A bit of redemption from last week when we did the Mojo Challenge. Okay, okay. Where your challenge was to hit the lady, bang on the bit where he says lady, unlike this guy from Instagram. When we tried this last week, you missed it. Yeah. And then afterwards you said something to the effect of,

that's not fair. I know music. So prove it, Brodie Kane. This afternoon, I want you to finally nail the lady challenge. And I know you've got it in you. I know you can do it. Me talking is just trying to get in your head. But I know it've got it in you. I know you can do it. Me talking is just trying to get in your head. But I know it's not going to matter to you.

I know you're going to do it. I know you've got it. You don't need a count. You don't need a timer. I thought that was going to get you. You don't need a count, you don't need a timer. Oh! I thought that was going to hit you. But when is it going to happen? Lady!

Yes! Yes! Yes! See, I knew you had it. Not me practising all week. No, actually, true story, I went home that night and I made my friends play it. Yeah, and did you nail it for them? Well, they did it the same as I did it last week, that second one too soon.

The first one is the one that gets you and then the second one you really think it's going to... No, I think the second one too soon. The first one is the one that gets you and then the second one you really think it's going to. No, I think the second one as well. Second one gets you because you're like, surely it's now because it's been ages.

If you want to try the lady challenge this weekend, Modjo on Spotify. M-O-D-J-O. Get them when they're drunk. It's way more fun. And what a vibe too. What a vibe.

What a song. What a song. What a song. Bree and Clint. I tell you what, if you're just hearing about Fred again for the first time in the last week or so, like Chris Parker on his Instagram account, that's a hell of a way to be introduced to him. Oh yeah, that is.

That's full noise. That's coming in. That's a deep dive straight down. Yeah. And that's Fred again with Baby Keem. It's called Leave Me Alone. Can I just say there's much more accessible songs, much more chill songs

than that out there too? There's actually something for everybody with old Fred again. There is actually. And last night at the show, he plays the piano and he sings beautifully as well. So yeah, and most of his songs go through quite a journey. Yeah. That one comes in hot.

But yeah, he's got it. That's a ripper. That's a ripper for a Thursday that feels like a Friday. Yes. I saw this story on stuff.co.nz this week about a Kiwi bloke called Nigel who's talked about in 2016 when he found $10,000 in cash and what he did about it in 2016. Why is he coming out now? Yeah, I'm not sure why now.

It actually doesn't say. But anyway, he's done a yarn about it. And you always think about this. I always think about what would I do if I found money like this. He said he was driving down the road and he drove past a bag and he went, oops, that's a bag. So I did a U-turn and I turned around to pick it up. That's what he said.

As you would. A bag's an intriguing thing to see on the side of the road. Like a duffel bag. Okay. Isn't it? Yeah, I guess. Isn't it? Well, like I'm like more.

You wouldn't stop for a bag? Well, like, is it dangerous? I don't know. Yeah, actually, good point. Is there a body in there? I don't know. He, actually, good point. Is there a body in there? I don't know. He grabbed it and he said it wasn't until he got home. Oh, he didn't check the bag straight away.

Interesting that he took it home. Yeah, it wasn't until he got home that he realised there was $10,000 in cash in US dollars in the bag. Oh. Yeah. That's something gone wrong, isn't it? And a passport. Oh, hey. Yeah. That's organised gone wrong, isn't it? And a passport. Oh, hey, that's organised crime if ever I heard about it.

Does feel a bit like it, which might impact your decision of what to do with it. You know? And some people would go, well, this is ill-gotten gains. I deserve to keep it. And other people would go, I don't want this at my house because someone will have seen me pick it up and they'll come and get me.

You know? Damn. He said he had a thing about it and he decided, yeah, nah, I've got to do the right thing. He tracked down the person via their passport. I guess there's that side of it too. Like you have a way of finding the person

who it belongs to so you kind of have a responsibility to do something about it maybe? I would love to know more about the person. Yeah. Whose passport it was and then he returned it. The woman and her partner picked up the bag that same afternoon.

They gave him a couple of bottles of red. No, they gave him a bottle of red and some cash. And then he donated it to charity. Yeah, he's too nice. Nigel. He gave the money to charity. Maybe he thought there was dirty money too. And he thought something good has to come by. I don't know.

He said it was a good thing to do. He was paying it forward. It was a good thing to do. I'm grateful that my parents instilled those values in me. I got a buzz out of giving $10,000 back to somebody. Not everybody would. Especially in a cause he lives. I'm not saying I wouldn't. I'm just saying some people wouldn't.

Let's just remove the passport, okay? Let's remove the passport because I actually genuinely, same thing, if there was a passport, you'd just go, ooh. Got to give it back. It's a bag of cash. It's a bag of 10 grand. Keeping it? Kiwi or US?

Why does that matter? Well, because. Why? Why is there $10,000 in a bag? I kind of feel like if I found it in Kiwi dollars, this is why I wonder, if I found it in Kiwi dollars, I'd think about someone who was doing the cash up for the store and they were taking it to the bank

and that's their bloody head. What business is carrying around 10 grand after cashing up? I don't know, a bar? No. No, not cash. No. True, true. It's mostly sinister. Yeah. $10,000 after cashing up. No, a bar? No. No, not cash? No. True, true. It's mostly sinister.

Yeah. $10,000 in a bag. So if you take that $10,000 to the police station, if it's sinister, the person's not going to claim it from the police station, are they? Do you get it? They're not going to get it.

Do you get it after three months? And if it is sinister, the police can't return it to you. They can't return the proceeds of crime to you. So you're keeping it? So you're keeping it? I didn't say that proceeds of crime to you. So you're keeping it. I didn't say that. Oh, I am.

Are you? Yeah. The poll of people on the article, it said 79% of people said they would return it. 18% of people said they'd keep it. And 3% said I'd return it, but I'd keep some of the cash. No, see, I think the reason the pole is there is because of the passport. Yeah. Yeah.

But I think if you found it without a passport, oh, well. Well. You know? If you have no way of getting it back to the person. You don't. And if absolutely sure that no one saw you. That's what it comes down to. Check the bag for ear tags.

Look around. Look it up. Oh, it's picking up this rubbish off the side of the road. Yeah, it's just being a tidy Kiwi. Skrrt, let's get out of here. I've got a wonderful mother. Her name is Jo Cain. Her and I live together.

We bought a house this year. She moved up to the Big Smoke, and she is fantastic. I agree. There's never a dull moment with her. Funny, entertaining, awesome. Yep. One of my favourite things about Jo Cain, though, is that she's got her own vocabulary.

Her own language, almost. She does. And there's some very, very special words that I thought we could share that maybe other people, in fact, that are listening may have similar ones or may be able to relate to Joe Cain-isms. Yeah, absolutely. Please welcome to the show Brodie's mum, Joe Cain.

Oh, God. How do you like that intro? Is that a fair summation, Joe? Oh, that's really nice on the last day of the week. Yeah. And look, and to be fair, she's feeling average. She's got COVID. Have you still got it, Jo?

I have. The little line's still there. Ooh. Yeah. So it's just ships in the night at our house at the moment. It's your first time getting it too. You managed to go almost four years. I know.

I thought I was the chosen one. Now I'm just already the chosen one. Yeah. Have you not had it? I haven't had it. God. I know. And you're in the raves all the time.

I know. Well, what did Grandad used to say, Mum? Harder to hit a moving target. Yeah. That's what he used to say. That's exactly true. Yeah, fair. Mum, we're going to play a little game where I will describe something

and you'll say what it is, okay? Oh, seriously? Well, just because it's actually... I'm trying to explain to you. It's a thing. It's a thing in your head. I think we know that it's a thing in your head. Yeah.

So could you just explain to me what I like, the spread that I like on toast? Guacamole. Oh, my mate. My mate. I was going to get to the avocado one. Which one is it? Do you like guacamole or do you like my mate?

Well, I'd have my mate and I'd actually have guacamole on my toast, actually, to be fair. And what's the cereal that's quite good for you? You can have it toasted or not toasted. Muesli. Muesli. Muesli, yeah.

Yep. What is a fajita? A fat jar. A fat jar. You do not. You do not. It's because she... I have fat jars when I'm in Singapore.

Aren't they Mexican? Well, yes, they are. But she misread it and said, I came back from Singapore, I had this amazing jug of margarita and these fat jars. All right, Mum, what is one of my favourite types of chicken? Karachi chicken.

Karachi chicken. Karachi chicken. Karachi chicken. No, I don't believe I have the chicken from Pakistan, but karage, potentially. Karage chicken, the Japanese chicken. Yeah, yeah. When I make it, it's karachi chicken. Yeah, that's different, eh, Jo?

Yeah. There are a particular type of mushrooms that you often get at a Japanese restaurant, which are? Well, you're a bit embarrassing. I said I'll have the shit take ones. Did you order a shit take mushroom at a Japanese restaurant? I'll have the steak with the shit take mushroom sauce, please.

Shitake. And finally, Mum, finally, a very, very big mall in Auckland, sort of near Mount Wellington. What's that called? Oh, Sylvania Park. Sylvania Park. Like the Sylvania family's animals. Yep. Sylvania Park.

So we've got guacamole, mamite muesli, Karachi chicken, shit take mushrooms, Sylvania Park. That's actually just a few. We'd find more. You find more as days go by. Jo, do you have any interest in saying them correct

or that's how you say them in this? No, because this is a thing. I was trying to explain when you're reading something and you see a name and you call it and it's wrong. Yeah. It's that for life. Yeah. And so that's what happens.

So I think I've probably got a reading problem probably. But that's the way it works. Yeah. It's harder to laugh at you if you say you've got a reading problem. Yeah. No, I don't think you've got a reading. I think you just, I think, actually, what's that nice

Japanese beer that you like? Sashi. Sashi. Absolutely. I just think you're right. You just get it in your head and then you're stuck with it. Yeah, exactly. Right. Yeah. That's it. Anyway, you can come around any time and have a piece of egg and bacon pie.

Oh, gosh. Don't start her on that. And then I'll put a little bit of pepper and salt on it for you. I might wait till you're down to one line on the COVID test, though, Joe, if you don't mind. Yep, yep. Love you, Joe Cain. All right. Thanks, Joe.

Have a great Easter. You're welcome. Thank you for making fun of me on this lovely afternoon. Thanks for being a great Easter. You're welcome. Thank you for making fun of me on this lovely afternoon. Thanks for being good sport. Let's go to the people and ask, what's your word that you can't say? I haven't got a little now. It's so that you feel better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody else, everybody's got them. You either can't say it, or you've said it wrong for so long now that you don't want to change it, or you didn't even know that you were saying it wrong until someone pulled you up, like your daughter, on Nationwide Radio and said, um, you know, you didn't even know that you were saying it wrong until someone pulled you up like your daughter on Nationwide Radio

and said, um, you know you sound stupid saying that thing? We just had Brodie's mum, Jo Cain, on the show with the list of words that she can't say right, including guacamole pronounced guacamole, my might,

my might, my might, Sylvia Park pronounced. Sylvania Park. Asahi pronounced. Asashi. And Karage Chicken pronounced. Karachi Chicken. I love it.

I love it. It's great. I love it. It's cool. Yeah, it's her thing. You've got to mix things up, don't you? I thought you said it's her vocabulary. So we've said, what are your words?

She's not alone. Let's not pretend that we get everything perfect. I was saying tumeric for about 15 years before I met my wife. That's actually another one of hers. Come in. Come in. Now, but the other thing is, just if mum is listening, mum, there's a lot of people in your boots. Yeah, totally.

We're being overwhelmed by them. Yeah. Someone sticks in, they said, I cannot say deodorant. It comes out as de-ro-der-ant. And karate comes out as kri-a-ti. Can I ask about this one? The kri-a-ti kid. Flaccid.

I've always said flaccid, but recently found out it was flex-id. Oh, this is going to really shit you. That's not true. It's flaccid. It is flaccid. How many times a week do you have the need for the word flaccid, though? Like, how many times does that word come up? If it's coming up more than once every now and then,

go and see the doctor. Yeah. Or if it's not coming up, more like it. Let's go to Ava on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Ava. Hi. How are you? We're good, Ava.

What's the word you can't say? I can't say archive. I always say archive. But you just... And it's so embarrassing because I do a chemistry degree, so we're talking about the archive data. Yeah. And I'm almost 20 talking about how I archive stuff.

I'll just question you on one thing, though. You just said archive. She really had to think about it? Yes. I'll just question you on one thing, though. You just said archive. She really had to think about it? Yes, I did have to think about it so you guys understood what I was talking about. You had to go into the archives to find out how to say it right. If you're mid-yarn, it's archive. Yes.

No, it's always archive. My mum makes fun of it, everything like that. I mean, you know. It's her fault. You should tell mum it's her fault. Oh, no, well, she. I mean, you know. It's her fault. You should tell mum it's her fault. Oh, no bullshit. So you raised me wrong. No, she does try to tell me it's archived,

but since I was like, when I first got Instagram, when the archive was exposed. Thanks, Ava. That's bloody good. Here's one. A few years ago, dad pronounced Wi-Fi wrong after seeing free Wi-Fi on a motel sign when we were looking for accommodation.

He said, oh, look, let's go there. They've got free Wi-Fi. The Wi-Fi. I say Wi-Fi on a motel sign when we were looking for accommodation. He said, oh, look, let's go there. They've got free Wi-Fi. The Wi-Fi. I say Wi-Fi. I say Wi-Fi just because I like to say it. It's fun to say. Everyone in the car was like, what's that? Wi-Fi. That's actually fun too. Michaela's here. Hey, Michaela. Hi.

What's the word that you can't say? Pumpkin. Sorry, what was that? Pumpkin. Pumpkin. Pumpkin. You mean the thing Cinderella rode in? Yeah. I mean the reality is pumpkin

is foul. Don't bother saying it. Don't bother eating it. You don't like pumpkin. I like pumpkin soup. I love pumpkin soup. You don't like pumpkin. I like pumpkin soup. I love pumpkin soup. I love pumpkin soup. You like pumpkin soup? Yeah.

I feel like the minute it's in its whole form. Nah, roast pumpkin's great. It really taps into my gag reflex. Michaela, we're having a text from some people who struggle with pumpkin. I think pumpkin's quite common. Do you also struggle with napkin? Napkin. Napkin.

Oh, you're fine with that. Napkin. Oh, that is right. Give it to us. Napkin. Go again. Napkin. Yeah, no, you're right. Oh, no, you're fine.

We're getting a lot of nankins come through. Nankin. Could you pass me a nankin? It's the P. The P is a struggle. Yeah, it's the double P. A P and a K. Pumpkin.

Tricky. Thanks, Michaela. We appreciate it. Samantha's on our $100. Hi, Samantha. Hi. What's the word you can't say? Accurately.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. What was the word again, Samantha?

Accurately. And you can't say it? Accurately. Accurately. No, I, sorry. What was the word again, Samantha? Accurately. And you can't say it... Accurately. Accurately. No, I can't. That's okay. Look, I think that's quite sweet. What about actually?

Actually. Oh, you're good there. Yeah. You're okay. Accurately. But I also refuse to say jalapenos, and I call them jalapenos. Yeah, but that's for fun, eh?

That's for fun. Yeah, that's for fun, yeah. And that guacamole falls into the same boat as jalapenos and I call them jalapenos. Yeah, but that's for fun, eh? That's for fun. Yeah, that's for fun, yeah. And that guacamole falls into the same boat as jalapenos. And also like when I say, oh, she's a bit alternative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're having a laugh with that one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Thanks, Samantha. Someone's texted in and said, I can't

say Coachella. It always comes out as Cochinella. Rendezvous. Rendezvous. Kanye Pepper. Mum calls a quesadilla a quesindilla. Statistics. I get tongue-tied every time. Bishketty is our word.

Yeah. I have a lisp and struggle with synonym. Synonym would be an absolute mother effer for someone with a lisp. Yeah. Paprika. Back to flaccid for a second. Back to flaccid. Our flaccid listener has texted in again and they said,

Google says that it's pronounced flaccid. I think Google's having a yarn. Really? Is it safe to Google the word flaccid? It's flaccid. No, I don't think it is flaccid. It's flaccid. It says it on my Google, on the Oxford Dictionary.

I can't say the word rhinoceros. Oh, see, hey, you asked. Yeah. You asked why you would be saying flaccid as much as you would. Well, I can hear, you can, when Ross Boss, Boss Ross, whatever his name is, is doing something disappointing. Yes. Here's how you can use it.

Okay. According to the Oxford Dictionary, lacking vigor or effectiveness. Quotes, the flaccid leadership campaign was causing concern. Next time you have a survey, a work survey, flaccid leadership.

Flaccid. Look, I don't have to work with the guy. You don't have to work with the guy every single day. I think I'll hold off calling him flaccid until I really, really need it. It's time for a birthday banger. Will you tell us your date of birth? Then we tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday, starting with Gemma.

Hi, Gemma. Hey. What's your plans for the long, long weekend, Jimma? We are taking the family over to Akaroa. Beautiful. It's going to be lovely. Is the forecast good? No, it's not.

That's all right. Snuggle up. That's it. Yeah, Easter Bunny will make up for it, I'm sure. Exactly. Could they ever head to sell GP in Akaroa? I don't know. Quite a few dolphins

there too. Is there? Yeah, there's plenty of dolphins, yeah. It's beautiful in there. Yeah, stunning. Yeah, bloody dolphins. They're always in the water.

Okay, Gem, tell us your date of birth and we'll give you your birthday banger. 11th of the 9th, 1991. Okay. 11th of the 9th, 1991 means on the 11th

of September 2007, this was the number one song. Can you tell that we like it, Gemma? Oh, my God, it's a banger. What a banger. Yeah. It's so good. It's definitely in the top three Soulja Boy songs of all time.

Oh, 100%. 100%. Okay, wait there. Let's do Liz's birthday banger. Hi, Liz. Hi, how's it going? We're great, mate. You got a big Easter planned?

Nah, a real quiet one at home, I think. Yeah, good. That's a bit of me too. That's so good. Chocolate, hot cross buns. Couple of reds. Shitty TV. Maybe fire up the heat pump.

Might be cold enough now. I've already got the fire going tonight. Oh, there you go. Where are you? Christchurch. North Canterbury. Yeah, yep. What part of North Canterbury?

Pegasus. Beautiful. Just up the road from where I grew up, Waikuku Beach. There you go. Oh, there you go. There you go. You guys might have bumped into each other down at the RSA? No, there's no RSA.

Oh. No, no. Pretty quiet. Pretty cruisy. Pretty cruisy down that way. All right, Liz, give us your date of birth, mate. The 20th of May, 1986. Same year as me, which means on the 20th of May,

you were 16 in 2002, which was the number one song on that date. Craig. Craig David. Not his, Not his... You know? It's a bit slow, I think. Yeah.

Oh, it's up there, though. It's from the album. Oh, no, I know. But it's not his best song. It's not. Monday, I took her for a drink on Tuesday We were making love by Wednesday And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday

We chilled on Sunday. First thing about Craig David is the shot is the Craig David shot. What's that? You get a shot, two shot glasses. One's got pineapple juice in it. One's got tequila. You take a sip of the pineapple juice, neck the tequila, chase it down with the pineapple, the remaining pineapple juice.

I assure you, it slaps. Why is it called a Craig David? I actually don't know that. Oh, that's the bit I was waiting for. Just don't worry about it. I think he likes it. I'm assuming he likes it. Right, okay, fair enough.

But go and have one this weekend, team. Okay, Liz. Wait there for us. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Erica. Hi, Erica. Hello. Hello. Let's get down to brass tacks. What's your date of birth? 11th of October, Erica. Hello. Hello. Let's get down to brass tacks.

What's your date of birth? 11th of October, 1991. Okay. 11th of October, 1991. That means in 2007, you were 16, and on the 11th, this was your song. Riri,intage Riri 2007 What do you think Erica?

Not my fave But definitely better than Soldier Boy Fighting words Fighting words Is it better than Craig David Erica? No

I'm a huge Craig David fan Wow Okay you gotta do the shot That Brodie was talking about Wait there I don't personally believe It is better than Soulja Boy, and I'm voting Soulja Boy. I'm voting Rihanna.

Okay, we go to split vote, and we give it to Claudia this afternoon. Claudia, what are we going with? Oh, no. I think I want Craig David. Oh, no, that's not an option. No. What have you done?

Is she getting the decide? She does What? She gets to override Oh my god Because you and I refuse to agree She gets the deciding vote You've actually ruined Easter

You've ruined Easter Hey Liz You just won birthday banger unfortunately You've got to go and have a Unfortunately Go and have a Go and have a shot. Yeah, I will.

Turn it up in North Canterbury. You're on ZM. I'm in trouble in my life. I'm walking away. I want to find a better day. Bree and Clint. I want to find a better day. Yo!

Sold you, boy. And that's what could have happened. Except Claudia voted for Craig David. And you get that sometimes. You have them days, don't you? Nah. When things are made out of spite. Can I just say, I think you might be right.

Can I just say... I think this was the choice, wasn't it? Can I just say, she chose Craig David, and't it? Can I just say she chose Craig David and then she didn't even stick around and listen to it. She left. I walked away.

She walked away. Actually I regret mine I would have I should have I'm sorry and if I had just gone with you You guys have just agreed.

I know. What about Rihanna? No I know she's epic. I know she's epic but Rihanna we've played lots you know she's still on the're forgetting Rihanna. I know she's epic, but Rihanna, we've played lots. You know, she's still on the circuit. Soulja Boy ain't on the circuit.

Oh, well, we're going to have a big chat about hot cross buns next. That'll cheer everybody up. Someone said that's why he needs tequila to drown out his own song. Brian Clement Brodie, we're back after this on ZM. ZM presents Fledgborn and Hayley Live. Thanks to Heineken Silver. April 5th at Auckland Civic Theatre. April 6th at Christchurch's

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I've really enjoyed it. Yeah. It's been divine. It's been fun because you and I agree on a lot of things. We're very, very similar in a lot of ways. But I cannot abide your stance on hot cross buns. I can't do it. Oh, but okay.

At this time of year. We were sitting at the pub earlier and we were talking about hot cross buns again. And I said, surely you're going to tuck into a hot cross bun. She goes, I'm planning on having one. One hot cross bun at this time of year. Yeah.

One hot cross bun. Well, because mum said she was going out to do the shop, right? Yeah. And said that, do you want anything? Mm-hmm. And I was like, no, I'm all good. I'm all good. A hot cross bun?

No, no, no. And she said, are you sure? I said, no, because it needs to be a nice one, a really nice one. Yeah. She was like, well, what are the nice ones? I was like, well, no, they're like 30 bucks. Yeah. For the big bougie ones.

Should I get them? I was like, absolutely not. Absolutely not. I just don't understand why you wouldn't treat yourself. It's the best part of this time of year is the hot cross bun. No. Covered in butter. Oh, no.

Do them in the air fryer. All I'm saying is I'm ambivalent. Yeah? Yeah. Like if there's one available I'll consider it. I'm not going out of my way to buy them. I'm not going out of my way to make them.

Right. And it has to be toasted with big lashings of butter. With lots and lots and lots of butter. Whereas the original question I was going to ask is how many hot cross buns in a serving? Like if you sit down to hot cross buns for breakfast how many hot cross buns are you having? Because I feel like one hot cross bun in a serving. Like if you sit down to hot cross buns for breakfast, how many hot cross buns are you having? Because I feel like one hot cross bun's not enough.

I feel like one hot cross bun's not going to satisfy me. But it's kind of like my opinion on a scone, really, or a muffin. It's like it's not a meal, but it is. You know, like it's a wasted meal. Yeah, it's a spiller. I get that with a scone. I get that with a scone.

Yeah. It needs to be entree size, but a hot cross bun. Claudia, we found out earlier today that you're having two fried eggs on English muffins for breakfast every day. So you're into a preparation heavy breakfast. How many hot cross buns? How many hot cross buns for Easter in one sitting? In one sitting? Yeah.

If there were different kinds, I would do two. Two? I would one chocolate, one raisin. But then you've got to open two six packs of hot cross buns. Yeah, and then you work your way through them. To get two different kinds. I would do two. Two. I would one chocolate, one raisin. But then you've got to open two six-packs of hot cross buns. Yeah, and then you work your way through them. To get two different varieties. See, I would just rather have a chocolate one. I don't need to have an OG one.

Chocolate hot cross bun. A lot of people only opt for chocolate hot cross buns. Do you do chocolate on chocolate or just like the brioche with the chocolate chips? You know, you can get the chocolate bread. I'd take, to be honest with you, I'd take either. But as I said, I'm not going out of my way. It's not a big thing for me. Ella at the vegan desk. Hello.

Can you have a hot cross bun? Or is this another joyless holiday for the vegans? Yeah, yeah. Like Christmas. Christmas must be hell for you guys. No way! I have lots of yummy salad. No way! I have a hot tofu. Cold tofu. I have lots of yummy salads. No way. I have a hot tofu and a cold tofu. I have potatoes with no butter.

And yeah. Look, I'm not going to lie. I might have spoiled myself with a hot cross bun. You treated yourself to a hot cross bun. You broke vegan code to have a hot cross bun. Maybe. If you don't check if it's not vegan, it could be vegan. Good on you. What you don't know, you don't know.

Exactly. Was it a tofu bun? Real question. Real question. Without butter, is a hot cross bun vegan? Or is there butter in the making of the hot cross bun? It depends. But there are definitely like vegan bakeries,

like Tart Bakery and all that. Could you make your hot cross buns with olivio or whatever you guys use? Olivani? Olivani instead of bloody... Yes, that's fine. I honestly don't taste the difference between olivani and butter.

Wash your mouth out. Wash your mouth out. Wash your absolute mouth out. What's the difference? Stop it now. One's delicious and the other is olivani. Yeah. I literally don't. All right, you two.

One is butter. Three. It's all at the moment. I'll be quiet. All right. Bree and Clint. And that was just Brodie listening to Dimension On Instagram in the background

Which is a nice way to end that song and a nice way to end the show You know Someone was having I just was on my Instagram story Someone was having Fred Again kick ons And I'm like oh that's been a big day then isn't it Not still now Really

But still going from Fred Again again last night. Yeah. Oh, the stamina that would require. Well, I mean, if you... It's never been a part of me. I've never been a 24-hour party person. I've never been going the next day. Have you not? Nah. I could. I'm so terrified of seeing the sun come up. I could. Yeah? Yeah. Now?

We've lost dancing. Ah, I actually... Yeah, I could. If you said to me right If I knew that I had five days No that's what it is Yeah yeah If I had five days in a dark room afterwards No kids

No wife No responsibilities No Zoom calls Just some movies Yeah Just some toast Yeah And some heavy sedative

Yeah And a couple of friends to pat you And tell you that it's going to be okay. A drip, like a saline drip. Yeah. We took for granted. A little comfortable pillow to spoon. Yeah. Hey, have an excellent long weekend, everybody.

Four days. Hopefully you're getting those up. I know not everybody is, but if you are, how bloody good. Thanks to Brodie for filling in for the last couple of weeks. We really appreciate you. Thank you. I've had an absolute blast. It's been an absolute pleasure. Sharing every element of your life with us. It's been bloody great. We have gone to all of the orifices,

haven't we? If you want more, you should get Brodie's podcasts, The Girls Uninterrupted or Kiwi Yarns. They're both frickin' excellent. Thank you, Clint. It's always an honour to work with you, pal. See you next time.