ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th March 2025
Episode Date: March 28, 2025Clint can't seem to remember anyone's names...or faces. Have you spent crazy money on a hobby? You can only pick two. Fridayoke: The Giver by Chappell Roan. See omnystudio.com/listener fo...r privacy information.
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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint radio show
G'day guys, happy Friday
Thank God it's here, am I right?
Oh, are you right? I think you're right
God, I've never been more excited that it's Friday
Don't get too excited because keep just gnawing away in the back of your mind there
that today
for Friday Okie, we're taking on probably the hardest Chapel Roan song.
You ain't gotta tell me.
It's just that my nature's a trick.
The Giver, no take backsies.
No take backs in The Giver, yeah.
We'll do that at five o'clock.
Gonna be a butchering.
That's a song to listen out for or not.
These ones though have something in it for you.
If you hear Romeo by Basement Jacks.
This one.
Banger.
Or Sandstorm by Daru.
And you're the first person through on 0800DARLS.M.
You will score one of our final double passes
to Manuka Fuel Symphony Festival
taking place tomorrow in the Auckland domain.
Write down those songs and be listening out sometime
in the next, I'll give you a hint, next three hours.
Oh yeah, nice to narrow it down.
Hey, our show goes for four hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's better than nothing.
Good point, Bree.
Let's kick off the show, though,
with Tradie vs. Lady.
If you want to play,
0800 dial ZM.
We're looking for a Tradie
and a Lady
to finish the week strong
in Tradie vs. Lady.
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
Is that the old opener
for Tradie vs. Ladies?
Yeah, it is.
But the new one had been deleted, so I just grabbed one.
And it turns out it's the vintage one.
I kind of like it.
That's a bit of fun.
Yeah.
It is vintage, but the scores are updated.
The Tradies on 20 for the year.
The Ladies on 26.
Let's go to our lady first in Taranaki.
She's 30, and she has a trough as a fish pond with 100 fish in it.
Welcome to the show, Kendall.
Hi, Kendall.
Hi.
What's your most cool fish you've got in the trough?
Oh, they're all just gold.
Goldfish.
You don't have a koi carp or anything in there?
No.
I guess you get a big fish and it'll eat all the little fish, won't it?
I was going to say, kois can eat other fish, can't they?
All fish can eat other fish.
Like cannibalism.
Yeah, yeah.
Rough.
Tough being a fish.
Okay, Kendall, maybe take us off speaker if you want a better chance.
We've got a bit of a dodgy line with you.
We'll meet our tradie first, though.
He's 24 and he has broken, or she rather, has broken her arm five times.
Welcome to the show, Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hello.
The same arm?
And how did you do it five times?
Mostly my left arm.
Just, you know, falling off things.
Mostly my left arm.
Five times?
Yeah, I'm quite clumsy.
Yeah.
Obviously.
Obviously, yeah.
Okay, well, let's see if you can stay standing for this game.
We'll go with names as buzzers today.
Anna, Kendall, and the first person to give us three correct answers
will win $50 cash.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What is the name of the clown in Stephen King's novel It?
Anna.
Yes, Anna.
I'm sorry.
Buzzy out there.
Do you want a free guess, Kendall?
Is it It?
Penny Wise is the name of the clown we were looking for.
No points there.
Question number two.
Elon Musk had a relationship with which Hollywood actress?
Is it Scarlett Johansson, Amber Heard or Sandra Bullock?
Anna.
Anna got in there.
Amber Heard.
It was Amber Heard.
Nice work.
One to the tradies.
We move on to question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
I can't keep my hands to myself.
I'm in a curve, but why would I want to? Anna. Yes, Anna. Anna's in. Selena Gomez. Yeah. Well done. This.
Yes, Anna.
Selena Gomez.
Yeah.
Well done.
It is Selena Gomez.
Two to the tradies, none to the ladies.
You need this one, Kendall, to stay in it.
Question number four.
What season is it currently in New Zealand?
Kendall.
Anna.
Kendall's in first.
Autumn.
Well done. You've kept yourself in first. Autumn. Well done.
You've kept yourself in it.
Here we go.
Question number five.
Who starred as Troy Bolton in the Disney movie... Anna.
Yes, Anna for the win.
Zac Efron.
She's got it.
That's a win for the tradies.
She's got a crowd.
Anna's going off.
She's going to have a few drinks and break an arm tonight, I reckon,
with that celebration.
I had to shout work morning tea.
Yeah, yeah.
Watch out, Auckland A&E.
Anna's on her way later tonight.
That's how she celebrates.
She breaks an arm.
When Anna's going to do something, people don't say break a leg.
They say, hey, Anna, break an arm.
They say, don't break an arm. Not say, hey, Anna, break an arm.
They say, don't break an arm.
Not again.
Hey, Anna, break an arm.
We'll get that 50 bucks out to you.
Thank you.
What a cracker.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Everyone's talking about Formula One at the moment.
It's so hot right now.
It's probably as popular as it's ever been, do you think?
Because of the Netflix show.
Because of the Netflix show.
Because they've got cool drivers that people are interested in.
I don't know what it is, but they're just like the benchmark for sport at the moment and sports entertainment, it feels like.
One of the teams is Aston Martin.
They're the people who make James Bond's cars.
He drives an Aston Martin.
DB9.
Yeah, yeah.
They've released an Aston Martin driving simulator that you
and me, normies, can buy.
So you or someone
you love can pretend to be
an Aston Martin
Formula One driver in the privacy of your
own home. How much is it?
Oh, it's not important. Obviously
a lot. No, well, first of all
are you interested? Not really.
No, you don't want an Aston Martin driving
simulator in your lounge? I've got my
PS5. Yeah, right, okay.
But it's not this. This has got a steering wheel and a
racing seat and everything like that? Yeah.
Depends on the price for me.
Okay, sweet. Yeah, fair enough.
I need to know the cost. Cost of living crisis.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If you would like... I'm to know the cost. Cost of living crisis. Yeah, yeah.
If you would like... I'm not just going to superfluously buy an Aston Martin F1 simulator, you know, on a whim.
No, that's responsible.
That's frugal of you.
I appreciate that in the current climate.
If you would like an Aston Martin racing simulator in your house, you can have one for $110,000.
New Zealand.
$110,000 New Zealand dollars.
Oh, my God.
Or you can have the premium model for $132,000.
I mean, you may as well.
If you've come that far, you may as well go the premium.
Imagine you spend $110,000 and people are like,
oh, it's not the premium one.
What's the difference?
Does the premium one take, you know, premium fuel or something?
True, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that what it is?
The cheap one runs on 91.
Yeah.
So you're paying more for the fuel anyway.
And the premium one you have to run on 95 or above.
Yeah, good point.
I had a look on Trade Me.
You can buy an actual Aston Martin for $50,000,
like a used Aston Martin for 50 grand,
or you can buy a fake one that doesn't leave your house for $110,000, like a used Aston Martin for 50 grand, or you can buy a fake one that doesn't leave your house
for $110,000.
In what world?
Obviously, the super rich people don't care
and they'll buy what they're going to buy.
Yeah.
But who is going to buy one of those,
just like normal people?
That's what I'm interested in.
People who are passionate about their hobbies.
God, you'd have to be bloody passionate
because you'd rather a real Aston Martin, like you said.
But it might not be $110,000,
but it might still be tens of thousands of dollars
that you've spent on your hobby, you know?
You just go, no, this is the thing that makes me happy.
This is where I want to spend my money.
I'm going to spend X amount on, I don't know,
indoor rock climbing. My uncle, one of my uncles, notoriously a big hobbyist.
Yeah, okay.
And I remember growing up he would go through different phases of hobbies.
Yeah.
At one point he was into toy trains.
Okay.
And like models.
Yeah.
And he filled an entire bedroom with this huge model for these toy trains.
Then he decided he would actually build a real life-size mini train track.
What, in his backyard?
In his backyard.
So he did that.
Yeah.
And then he got a real, not life-size because it's not as big as a train,
but a miniature version.
One of those ones that pulls the kids around.
Yeah.
So he got a coal-steamed one and then he decided he'd upgrade
to an electric one and then every year he would upgrade the train track
and he'd add a bridge in and then he would add a little city
and then he would add a little city and then he would add a tunnel and then and it's just
it i'm pretty sure it actually goes across two hectares now wow it's enormous does this man have
a wife yes wow yeah my auntie my mom's sister oh good on him best of both worlds and then he bought
two old train carriages as well from the 1960s man loves loves trains. And they're in his backyard. Yeah, it's a big hobby.
Has he done the autism test?
I don't think we need to.
He loves it though.
We want to ask you guys, absolutely, and that's what we want to ask.
How much has your partner, I guess it could be you too, but I feel like the partners are
more likely to dob you in.
How much have they spent on their hobby?
They love it.
They love the thing that they do.
They can justify it because it's the thing that they do. They can justify it
because it's the thing that makes them happy.
We're talking Lego. Yes.
We're talking
drift cars are often a big one.
Tattoos can be a hobby. Yeah.
Getting tattoos. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How much do tattoos cost? Like how much
can a tattoo cost? Upwards
of $10,000. For a
tattoo? Yeah.
For someone to draw on you?
Depends who the artist is.
Some people are covered in like $100,000 worth of tattoos.
You rent the gun.
I'll do it for much cheaper than that.
Much cheaper.
You can buy one off Teemu these days. You can.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, $100 at them.
Or you can text it in to 9696.
You or your partner, how much money do you reckon they've spent on
their hobby? Can't wait for people to
dob their partners in. Yeah.
Did you have to cut them off? Maybe it was
Harley Davidson's.
That is Franklin. We're talking
about expensive hobbies, what you or your partner
have blown a bunch of cash on. We were talking about
the Aston Martin racing simulator
that you can buy for $110,000.
Someone text us and they said definitely get that simulator.
If you guys were a race car driver, you'd understand.
That's actually very cheap for what you're getting.
Yeah, but we're not race car drivers.
No, we're not.
So I guess we can't comment on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like all the people buying the simulator race car drivers?
Can I buy the race car the simulator race car drivers?
Can I buy the race car for $110,000?
I don't think so.
Really?
Well, then maybe it is a good deal.
I don't know.
We want to know what you or your partner blew their money on.
But Jess, this is your best friend.
Yes.
Okay.
What's her hobby and how much does it cost her?
So she's a book collector and probably between 10 and 20 grand.
On books?
On books. Like special edition,
first edition, those type of books?
Mostly
special editions and the limited
editions. She's got
multiples of books. There's one
shelf, there's actually four shelves
dedicated to one series.
What series is it?
Yeah, the Imperium series,
Fourth Wing.
I don't know why I asked because I don't
read books so I wasn't going to know.
Yeah, but Jess, has she got a signed
Brie Thomas Elle book?
No. I do.
She has a
few signed books but not that one.
Yeah.
Oh, well, give the producers your name and number.
I'll get one to her.
Well, are they that easy to get?
I'm going to get rid of mine.
I was holding on to it because I thought it was rare.
You already gave it to your dad for Christmas for the Secret Santa.
Oh, yeah, I gave it to my dad to give to my mum.
Anyway, Jess, sorry to drag you into our beef.
We appreciate your call.
Callum's here. Hi, Callum. Hi, Callum. How into our beef. We appreciate your call. Callum's here.
Hi, Callum.
Hi, Callum.
How are we going?
We're good.
It's you and your hobby that's cost a lot of money, Callum.
Yeah, so we're into speedway racing.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
What are you spending on that, Callum?
Since October 28th, we are well over $80,000.
Wow.
What do you get for $80,000 in that hobby?
Not a lot.
A lot of concussions.
A lot of concussions.
And a what, sorry?
Piece of metal.
Oh, far out.
How's your speedway, though?
Are you winning?
No, we enjoy hitting stuff.
We're full contact.
Yep.
It sounds like money well spent.
It sounds like you're having fun, Callum.
Sounds fun.
Tonight we have a target that you may know.
Yeah.
Jack Honeybone.
Oh, you're going to try and take down Jack Honeybone.
He works for our opposition radio station.
Yeah.
That's why we're targeting him.
Yeah, go get him.
We'll give you a ZM bumper sticker, Callum.
How good is that?
That'd be pretty good.
Thanks, Callum.
Things like that.
Speaking of cars, this one's pretty good too.
My partner has a ridiculous obsession with Ford Falcon cars.
He has probably spent around $60,000 in the last three years
on different cars and fixing cars related to Ford Falcons
and I'm sick of it.
He even went as far as naming our son Falcon.
Oh.
He's taken it too far.
I feel like he might have taken it too far.
He's taking it too far.
But then he's like, you won't let me buy any Falcons,
so I've got to start making Falcons.
Someone else texted her and they said,
my partner has spent $60,000 on Pokemon.
I'm assuming Pokemon cards.
Yeah.
Or memorabilia.
And 20 to 30K on Lego.
Oh.
Speaking of Lego, Zara's here.
Hi, Zara. Hi, Zara.
Hi. Is it you? You're the Lego
fanatic? Um, yes.
Sitting at about
25k worth of Lego sitting in our
spare room. Wow. You too.
And the partner, what are they into?
Um, he's got about
20k worth of Hot Wheels.
Right, so you're the Lego
and he's the Hot Wheels. But it's you're the Lego and he's the Hot Wheels.
But it's kind of spilled over.
I now collect Hot Wheels too and he now collects Lego.
Anything else or is that a...
No, there's also my little aquarium obsession.
How little?
I have 15 tanks.
My smallest is 10 litres and my biggest sits at 800 litres.
15 tanks.
Yep.
Here's a question.
I've always wanted to own jellyfish in an aquarium.
Do you have those?
No, I don't.
But I do have a puffer fish.
His name is Walter Fahaka Puffer.
That's cool.
He is, yep, say it really fast.
Walter Fahaka Puffer.
He is the most hugest personalityfilled fish I have ever owned.
Oh, do you give him pats?
Yep, yep.
You put your hand in your tank and he swims into your hand and everything.
You reckon fish have got a personality?
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, well, she wouldn't have 14 tanks if they didn't.
Nah, why would she have 14 tanks?
Zara, you're awesome.
Good on you for following your passion.
It sounds fun.
Yeah, thanks, Zara.
Very cool.
Get this, guys.
My hobby.
We just bought a new horse from the States.
It cost $126,000.
Should we talk about the new horse truck that it has to go in
or the $6 million equestrian property we purchased to maintain my hobby?
See, having money and a hobby is where it gets really fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
When you have no money and a hobby.
Do you reckon it's as much fun when you've got money and you can just get it?
Do you reckon you appreciate your $126,000 horse as much as?
Of course you would.
Maybe not as much, but.
Yeah.
Because you probably have seven of them.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
There's so many. There are so many. Good on you guys. seven of them. Yeah. You know? Yeah. There's so many.
There are so many.
Good on you guys.
So I love this text.
They said, food.
Your girl here is built for feed and not for speed.
Hundreds and hundreds of dollars on meat, spices, sauces, vegetables,
cooking equipment, Weber barbecue.
I regret nothing except maybe the extra 30 kilos.
You know what? Your hobby serves others.
And a lot of these hobbies do too, not all of them. And you serve yourself. Yeah, and you serve
yourself. I love that hobby. Food is such a good hobby. It's a good thing to spend your money on.
Yeah. Brie and Clint, we are going to close the Last of Us Instagram competition next. If you
haven't commented on that post yet, this is your chance to go and do it. If you don't understand,
we'll explain it to you next, but you need to have your Instagram ready to go. If you haven't commented on that post yet, this is your chance to go and do it. If you don't understand, we'll explain it to you next,
but you need to have your Instagram ready to go if you want to come to Sydney with Bree and I
next week.
ZM's Flesh, Born and Haley.
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The T. Live
from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, who's the Hollywood superstar
who bloody loves a summer
down here in New Zealand?
Everyone, but especially Jenna Ortega.
She went on the Stephen Colbert show this week and just gushed about how much she loves New Zealand.
She's shooting a new project there with obviously Taika Waititi called Clara and the Sun.
Have a listen to this.
Here she is gushing about New Zealand.
New Zealand is probably my favorite because I always shoot there during the summer.
It's extraordinary.
It's a city in a jungle.
Yeah, every geological feature on Earth
is available on those two islands.
I love how much they appreciate the Maori culture,
and if they weren't so far away,
people would probably visit them more too.
They're famous for being adventurous.
Did you bungee jump?
No.
That right there is worth millions and millions and millions of dollars
to our tourism industry.
And it's better than any campaign the government could put together.
How do we get Jenna Ortega citizenship here in New Zealand
so she comes here more often?
Would be good.
Would be very good.
What did she shoot down here?
Does anyone know?
Clara.
Yeah, she was shooting,
the last project was called
Clara and the Sun,
an upcoming adaptation of a novel.
Yeah, right.
She's doing a Taika project.
Oh, okay.
And she said it's classic Taika humour.
She even said you either get on board
with Taika's humour
or it's not going to work.
Yeah, I feel like she is someone
who would get it and nail it.
Imagine seeing her out at Piha.
Be so weird.
I'd be like, is that Wednesday, Adam?
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Their name's Bree and Clint.
Podcast.
I will own the fact that I'm not good at remembering people.
You're –
Not even just names.
I've realised that I'm not good at remembering people.
It's not that you're not good.
You're terrible.
Okay, yeah, I'll take terrible as well.
Like real bad.
Like there's people that – because you and I spend a lot of time together
and there's times where people have come up to you
and they'll say specifics of where you met,
that you hung out all night, this and that,
and then the look on your face is,
I have no idea who this person is.
No, not until they leave.
While they're there, I go, oh, my God, I cannot believe you are here.
I'm telling you, I know you so well.
I can tell straight away if you know them or you don't.
I know you know me well, but I have no
idea how well the person talking to
me knows me. That's because you can't even
remember who they are. Bree and I were
at a fancy event last night for
the radio station for the company
that we work for. And there's lots of
clients there and managers
from our company. We're meant to
be making good impressions.
This lovely woman comes over to me and she goes,
oh my God, hi Clint.
How are you?
Haven't seen you in ages.
And the look on Clint's face was, who is that?
I went, hey.
And she, bless her, went, oh my God, you don't remember me.
And she front-footed it, which doesn't always happen.
She owned it.
She goes, you have no idea who I am.
And I went, no, I do.
She goes, no, you don't.
Didn't she go, okay, where do you know me from?
No, no, she went, oh my God, you don't remember the wedding.
And I went, ah, of course.
And then you go, which wedding?
No, I let her go.
And then I said to you, I've got no idea who that is.
And I said, you know what?
She already knows that I don't know her.
I just go over and I'll be like, what wedding?
And she told me the wedding.
And she was right.
Still didn't remember?
No, nothing came back.
And then she said to me, I've been friends with your wife for 20 years.
Oh, my God. And then she took a selfie of me and her and sent friends with your wife for 20 years. Oh, my God.
And then she took a selfie of me and her and sent it to my wife with the caption,
your husband has no idea who I am.
Honestly, I remembered her more than you and I've never met her.
Yeah, right.
She did say that when we hung out that she was pregnant.
And she's not pregnant now.
So it's basically a different person.
What has that got to do with it?
She's a whole different person.
She's half the size.
No, she's the same person with a lesser person
that's come out of her.
Yeah, potato, potato.
I don't know.
Okay?
I've said it before.
That is the weakest excuse I've ever heard
come out of your mouth.
Claudia, can you contact somebody? I don't know who we contact.
Can I get tested for face blindness?
That's a good idea. Yeah, we should
do that. Because what if I have a disability
and you guys are like, Clint's rude. He doesn't remember
anyone. It's not a real thing. Learn people's names.
Is that separate to not knowing people's names?
No, he has that as well.
Because you know their faces but not their names.
I reckon it's combined because I don't have a face to attach the name to.
If I had a face in my mind, then maybe I would remember your name.
I don't think so.
I want to do an experiment this afternoon.
Have I met you and do you think I won't remember you?
I want to see if I can at least get one of these over the line.
Like have we met, have we hung out?
And I mean more than just like you saw me me and Bree at the races or something like that.
Do we, like, have history?
Did you hook up?
No.
Did you have a one-night rendezvous with Clinton Roberts?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Call now.
0800 dials at M.
No.
Did we hang out?
Yeah.
Are we?
In a hotel.
Excuse you.
Or your bedroom.
That's not what I'm looking for, okay?
I'm just looking for acquaintances.
Imagine if they do call those.
I'd be so happy.
Have we met and do you think I will be able to remember you?
I need to get a specific detail about the time we hung out for it to be a success.
Okay?
Oh, 800 dials to them.
Let's put it to the test.
Let's jog my memory.
Let's end this for me.
Poor me and my poor situation that I'm in.
You know?
Yeah.
Have some sympathy for me.
We all feel so sorry for you.
This is very brave of me.
Especially after the pregnant people aren't different people comment.
The ZM Podcast Network.
We've established that I have face blindness and my lack of remembering people is not my fault.
Haven't we?
No comment.
We have.
Don't bring me into this.
That's the theory that we're going with.
I don't think I agree with that.
Don't you?
Do you agree with that, producers?
Is that the conversation that we had?
I don't remember having that conversation.
I feel like it went a bit differently.
Claudia just asked me before, she said,
if I leave this job, how long before you forget me?
I'll come back for a visit and you'll be like,
hey, I'm Clint.
And I'll be like, I know.
We worked together for four years.
I could see that happening.
Oh, Christ.
Introducing yourself to someone that you've already met
is so horrible.
It's so horrible.
We've all done it.
We've all done it.
Tonight, this afternoon, we're going to put it to the test.
Okay.
Claudia has lined up some people who know me, who I know,
who I have met, and the challenge is, do I know who they are?
Please welcome to the show, Jeannie.
Hi, Jeannie.
Hi, Jeannie.
Hi.
We know each other.
Yes.
We hooked up with Clint back in the 2000s?
Not quite.
We've met a few times, though.
A few times.
I'd say a handful.
A handful of times.
Yeah.
And your name's Jeannie.
Jeannie, which arguably hard to forget.
It's a pretty memorable name.
Yeah.
I do know our Jeannie.
Are you Jeannie who used to work for Warner Music?
No.
No?
Okay.
Did you used to live in a lamp?
In a different lifetime.
Jeannie.
That was good for you, Jeannie.
Jeannie, where do we meet?
In your offices that you're currently in.
Was Bree there?
Yes.
I remember Jeannie.
Do you?
Yep.
Jeannie, did you work here at ZM?
No, but we have worked together on a separate campaign.
How would you not know that she hasn't worked at ZM?
You don't remember everyone that's worked here in the time that you've worked here?
It's not a big team. What was the campaign?
It was on
Anchor Milk.
Obviously. Obviously.
So, Jeannie
is...
... Sean's girlfriend?
No.
Shit.
No, I got nothing.
Sorry, Jeannie.
I'll Instagram stalk you.
Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
Damn it.
Poor Jeannie.
Last chance.
Leanne's here.
Hi, Leanne.
Hi, Leanne. Hi, Leanne.
Hi.
We know each other.
Did you sleep with Clint?
No.
No?
Clint, we jumped out of a plane together.
Oh.
Together?
Well, we were strapped to, like, our own professionals.
Yeah. But we went up over Wanaka in the same plane.
Okay, I do remember jumping out of a plane in Wanaka.
Yeah.
Did you win a competition?
My husband did.
And was the competition jump out of a plane with Clint?
The competition
was to do with the Winter X Games
that were on in Queenstown at the time.
Yeah, yeah, right. Part of the prize
package was a skydive
over Wanaka. I've got a photo
of me jumping out of that plane.
So do I. Do you know what? I found
the USB videos that we got the other
day and I showed them to my kids and
they are seven and four and they
were so concerned that their mum and dad
weren't going to be safe.
I got nothing
sorry Leanne.
That is heartbreaking.
We jumped out of a plane together.
Send me the video.
Was he nice Leanne in person or was he a bit of a dick?
No he was real nice.
But I was like, I was shitting bricks, so I was, you know.
You weren't really paying attention to what Clint was doing.
You were just trying not to die.
Yeah.
No, well, I'd just signed the waiver, so that was, you know,
playing pretty heavy on my mind.
Yeah, yeah.
It's the fear of dying.
It's probably erased my memory.
Okay, well, thanks, Leanne, and sorry.
All good, Clint.
Thank you.
She's upset.
Yeah.
They're all disappointed.
She sounds like the woman from last night.
Oh, I hate me too.
It's funny.
Oh, well.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Time for the One Second Song Challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second of a song Where Brie and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible.
Today, to win you guys a three-month Neon subscription,
Alicia, you're going to be on my team?
Yep.
Yep.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I had no choice.
I'm sorry.
Do you want to change teams?
No, no, no, no, no.
You're going to win now, Alicia.
You watch.
You watch.
She's worried I won't remember who she is.
Annie, we'll do our best to beat them, okay?
Hey, Gil Powell.
Yeah, totally, Bree.
Let's go, the girls.
You weren't hoping to secretly be on my team, were you, Annie?
Not really, man. I'm not asking you things. You weren't hoping to secretly be on my team, were you, Annie? Not really, man.
I'm not asking you things.
I'm such a forgetful kind of man.
Oh, okay.
She got better.
How about this?
Do you all want to be on Bree's team?
Pretty much.
Okay.
Girls versus boys.
I reckon Clint will win.
I reckon Clint will win.
Oh, she's back.
Okay.
Fair enough.
We'll keep it as is then.
Claudia, can you sort this out?
What is happening?
Okay, you have to stick
with your designated teams, okay?
I'm making the final decision.
And then if Brie wins,
everyone can have a prize.
Good deal.
So this is the One Second Song Challenge.
It's pretty easy.
We're starting a song from the beginning.
You just need to buzz in with your name
and I'm looking for the artist
and the name of the song.
The theme today, I don't know if your and the name of the song. The theme today.
I don't know if your TikTok algorithm is doing the same thing as mine.
But Benny Blanco, the guy that Selena Gomez is dating.
Yes.
He's everywhere.
And I didn't realize he was responsible or at least contributed to some of the biggest bangers of the past like two decades.
Really?
I had no idea.
Okay, good for Benny Blanco.
Yeah.
So the theme really is not going to help you,
but these are some of the biggest songs from the last 10 or 15 years.
Gotcha.
So you'll be fine.
Produced by Benny Blanco.
Produced or written by Benny Blanco.
Okay, fun.
Yeah, it's crazy.
So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first.
Okay.
First team to three points takes home the win.
Here is your first song.
Bree.
Clint.
Bree.
Moves like Jagger.
Marine Five. Well done. Is that. Moves like Jagger. Marine Five.
Well done.
Is that a Bitty Blanco?
Yeah.
Featuring Christina Aguilera.
Correct.
Wow.
Yeah, I am shocked at some of the songs.
Like, I actually am not going to say it because it might be in here.
It's actually wild how many songs he was a part of.
There's so many.
Okay, so that is one point to team Brie.
Alicia and Annie, are you guys ready to give this a go?
Here we go, girls.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Here it is.
Greetings, loved ones.
Let's take a chance.
Alicia.
Alicia.
Teenage Dream, Katy Perry.
It's so close. It's so close.
Very close.
Annie Swoop.
I haven't looked close.
Can Alicia have another guess?
Yeah, you've got another guess, Alicia?
California Girls.
Yeah, there it is.
We take it?
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, we take it.
No, not that one.
All my buzzers are gone.
My bloody correct buzzer's gone.
Oh, no.
Have you forgot where they are?
Yeah.
That'll be user error.
Don't worry.
Okay, Bree and I.
Yeah, that is one point per team.
Bree and Clint, this is for you.
Clint.
Clint.
Justin Bieber, obviously.
Obviously.
And Love Yourself.
Yes, well done. obviously. Obviously. And love yourself.
Yes, well done.
Annie, you need this one to stay in it, okay?
Keep us in it, mate. I know.
Keep us in it.
Good luck.
Here it is.
Alicia. Alicia.
Alicia.
Shine bright like a diamond, Rihanna.
For the win, you know, I'll give that to you.
I said it before and I'll say it again.
That's a Benny Blanco?
Right?
God, Selena Gomez has bagged herself a superstar.
Tayo Cruz, Dynamite, Benny Blanco.
We Are Who We Are, Kesha, Benny Blanco.
Fascinating.
Is he going to produce some Selena Gomez songs?
Probably.
I think he just did.
Yeah, yeah.
Alicia, well done.
You've won yourself a three-month Neon subscription.
Cool, thank you.
Sweet as.
Good.
Yeah, it wasn't so bad being on my team after all,
was it?
Exactly.
I mean, you got two thirds
of the points,
but together,
together we're a good team.
Together as a team.
As ZM's Brinklin Podcast.
I saw this interesting
challenge
someone was putting forward.
Do you want to hear it?
Yeah, sure.
If somebody offered you
five million dollars
to make your best friend a goth
using just one word,
what would that word be?
Ooh, okay. Interesting,
eh? Okay. Do you...
I think I can do it.
You reckon you could do it? Yeah, I think me and my
best friend have a thing. Have that
bond or that
personal joke. But I think we've just got a thing
that has been the enduring thing that we've laughed
about our entire friendship. It's
a Zoolander quote. Okay,
but what word? One word.
I'm going to attempt it right now. I know it's
number off by heart.
God, I don't know
anyone's number off by heart. What's your wife's number
off by heart? I learnt that too because she taught
the kids and I was listening.
So you be quiet.
This is for me.
We're calling my friend Adam.
Hello, Adam.
Swagging.
Mokatu.
That's a laugh. That's a laugh.
That's a laugh.
You heard a snigger.
That's a laugh.
Tell me, Bree, that's a laugh.
You heard a laugh.
That was a laugh.
Thank you, Adam.
That's all I needed.
The challenge is make your best friend laugh with one word,
and I did not disappoint.
Bugger you.
Yeah, okay.
See you. Newland is too iconic. I. Bugger you. Yeah. Okay. See you.
Love you.
Newland is too iconic.
I know.
Love you.
Bye.
High bar.
You got to beat that.
Oh, how am I going to do this?
Okay.
Who are we calling?
We're calling my bestie Cam Mansell.
Yeah.
And I feel like I've got a plan.
It's going to work out.
Good luck.
Bonjour. Good luck. Bonjour.
Laugh.
Nah, bullshit.
No. No.
Let's go, Cam.
Let's go.
Cam mental.
Was that a real laugh or a fake laugh?
Honestly, just the sound of Bree's voice makes me laugh.
What a crock.
That's a true best friend right there.
Yeah, true.
We got him, son.
Got him.
Got him.
Thanks, Cam Mentzel.
My other thing I was going to, because, Cam,
the test was you had to call your best friend
and say one word to make them laugh.
What I was going to say if we had more than one word was,
I'm just going to have a sip of my Coke.
See, that's a real laugh.
If you put those two laughs side by side,
they're so different.
That's a real one, yeah.
Okay, thanks, Kim.
Love you, bye.
Love you, bye.
Love you, bye.
There you go.
Try it on your best friend.
Call them.
No context.
No context. One word. See if you can make, bye. Love you, bye. There you go. Try it on your best friend. Call them. No context. No context.
One word.
See if you can make them laugh.
Play ZDM's Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hockey.
God, this came around quick, didn't it?
Yeah.
I feel like we just did a Friday Hockey. Did we do Avril Lavigne last week? We did, quick, didn't it? Yeah. I feel like we just did it Friday, okay?
Did we do Avril Lavigne last week?
We did, yeah.
What was it?
Girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
We did Avril Lavigne, Girlfriend.
And we did it well, eh, Claudia?
Yeah, really well.
Like you do every week.
This week, we're doing Brie's favourite song.
We're going to do Chapel Roan and The Giver.
You ain't got to tell me
It's just that my nature's taken like paper We're going to do Chapel Roan and The Giver.
We have been doing this segment for so many years.
We haven't done a lot of country, have we?
Not much country at all.
I think we've done a bit of Shania.
Yeah.
And maybe a bit of early Taylor.
Yeah, and that's about it.
That'll be about the extent of it.
God, it's a different way of singing, put it that way. It's a lot harder.
Plus, also, Chapel Rowan is an excellent
singer. Oh, she's an unbelievable
vocalist. Like, when you actually
try and sing one of these songs,
you're like, oh, damn. You have a job
listening right now. We need you to hear both
of our Friday Okies, and then, if you're
willing, call up and vote on who
wins this week. Br Bree or me, Clint.
That's how the game works.
We always welcome feedback, also on the text machine 9696.
We'll kick it off with Bree.
This is her version of Chapel Roan.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thank you. my fingers like that. So baby, when you need the job done, you can call me baby. Cause you ain't
gotta tell me. It's just in my nature. So take it like a taker. Cause baby, I'm a giver Ain't no need to hurry Cause baby, I deliver
Ain't no country boy quitter
I get the job done
I get the job done
Very good.
I'm real happy.
There's that high bit in it, which is the real challenge.
And I went for it.
Yeah, you had to.
Because you've got to.
You just have to go for it.
I did my best.
Someone said, Brie has blown my speakers.
Is that a good thing?
Well, it's a good thing because maybe you won't have to listen to mine now.
Blown your speakers out.
I think you did a good job.
I'm happy.
It could have been a lot worse.
There's some really hard bits in there.
It is a lot harder than what you realise, I think.
No, I realise.
We're about to hear Clint's version.
Someone text, ouchies.
Ouch.
You can hear both and then you can vote.
Here's mine.
I ain't got antlers on my walls But I sure know mating calls
From the stalls and the bars on the Friday night
And other boys may need a map
But I can close my eyes
And have you wrapped around my fingers like that
So baby
When you need the job done
You can call me baby
You ain't gotta tell me
It's just in my nature
So take it like a taker
Cause baby, I'm a giver
Ain't no need to hurry
Cause baby, I deliver Ain't no need to hurry Cause baby I deliver
Ain't no country boy quitter
I get the job done
I get the job done
There was some good bits.
Yeah, yeah, there's some bits.
And there was also some other bits.
Yeehaw.
Yeehaw!
It's a fun song though. Who do
you think did the better version of Chapel
Row and the Giver? We would love
five people to call 0800
Dials at M with honest feedback and a vote.
That's all we need from you guys. So many
texts coming through. We love seeing
the feedback. Feel free
to text through 09696
what you felt.
Did you feel something from it? That's you felt. Did you feel something from it?
That's our job, make you feel something, right?
Yeah.
I like $100 at the end.
We'll be back with a winner straight after this.
That time of the week again.
You just heard Bree and I take on Chapel Roan, the giver.
A lot of texts coming through with their feedback.
I like this one.
Bree sounds like a tipsy Miley Cyrus.
And oh my God, Clint, that gave me a toothache.
Someone said someone needs to clip Clint's vocal cords.
They don't work anyway.
Like I'm a dog that won't stop barking.
Come on, guys.
I thought I was improving.
We did Chapel Rhone.
Brie sounded like this.
You ain't gotta tell me
it's just in my nature.
And mine sounded
like this. You ain't gotta tell
me it's just in
my nature.
Very generous short replay there.
Yeah, very short one, eh? It's a kindness.
Andy is standing by to cast
the first vote. Hi, Andy. Howdy.
G'day, mate. G'day, mate.
G'day, mate.
What do you reckon?
What did you think of our country Friday-oke this week?
It was probably one of the crappiest efforts you've both done.
Oh, rough.
I thought I went all right.
Yeah, you were less crap.
My vote's going to you.
Yeah, right.
I'll take it, Andy.
I appreciate that.
We did ask for honesty. Yours was less crap. Rach is standing by. Hi, you. Yeah, right. I'll take it, Andy. I appreciate that. We did ask for honesty.
Yours was less crap.
Rach is standing by.
Hi, Rach.
Hi, Rach.
Yeehaw.
Yeehaw, girl.
Yeehaw, Rach.
Howdy, partner.
Whoa.
That was awesome.
Thanks.
I freaking loved it.
Oh, great.
And I have to say, I'm sorry to say, you rocked it.
Am I getting your vote, Rach?
Absolutely, 100%.
I thought you were amazing.
Oh, thank you, Rach.
You may need to get your hearing checked, but I appreciate it.
Have a good weekend, Rach.
Let's go to our third cowgirl, Paige.
Hi.
G'day, Paige.
Hi.
How are you guys today?
Yeah, good, mate.
Having a rootin' tootin' old time here on ZM this afternoon. What did you think of
our Friday Okies?
Honestly, they were so close. I was
going to go for Clint until
the high pitch part. I'm going to have
to go with you, Bree. Yeah. I'll take
it. Thank you, Paige. I got scuttled by
the high note again. 2-1 Bree.
Melissa's here. Hi, Melissa.
G'day, Mel. Hi, team. Happy
Friday. Happy Friday, Mel.
Were you boot scooting along to that, Mel?
Yeah, that was really good.
I feel bad, though, because now I've got the deciding vote.
Well, not necessarily.
You could take us to a tie break, or you could end it right here, right now.
It depends.
You've just got to vote with your heart.
Go with your gut.
What does your heart say, Mel?
Well, Bree, you did so well.
It was so good.
But I was fully cracking up listening to you, Clint.
Like, you made my Friday.
I just could imagine you in the studio recording that.
Yeah.
Definitely, all for the effort, it's you.
I get it.
Okay, you've done it, Mel.
You've taken us to tie break.
You've taken us to tie break.
Rhys, that means you have the deciding vote.
Oh, g'day, guys.
How are we, mate?
I'm fantastic.
Good day.
Are you a country music fan normally, Rhys?
Yeah, good question.
I don't mind a bit of country music, yeah.
Bit of old Glen Campbell back in the day.
Oh, yeah.
I feel that.
So who do you reckon did the best country music Friday Oki this week?
Brie or Clint?
Well, I jumped into you, and the first thing I heard was Brie screeching away.
And then, Clint, you came on, and you sounded like a real deal country singer.
So it's you, Clint, all day.
Are you kidding me, Rhys?
All right, Rhys.
For real, for real.
Big Brie fan, but today I'm all you. Thank you, Rhys? All right, Rhys. For real. For real. Big Brie fan, but today I'm all you.
Thank you, Rhys.
Thank you, Rhys.
Maybe country's my genre.
I thought I did well this week.
Yeah, you did.
It was tight.
My confidence has been rocked from that one, I think.
It was fun, though.
It was down to the wire.
It was three tours. It was fun. And Rhys was on to the wire. It was good. It was three-two.
It was fun.
And Reece was on the fence.
I feel like you might have a bit more country in you.
Oh, that is what really hurts, isn't it? The country girlfriend.
The country.
Yeah, the country thing.
I might have a bit more country in me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I am such a...
Well, I'm from Rotorua.
It's like people say you rap better than me.
You know, it hurts.
That is the same.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Time for a birthday banger.
Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday Clint podcast. Time for a birthday banger. Brie and Clint. All I want
for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, birthday banger, the number one song
when you turn 16. Let's see what we get today. Lucy's going to go first. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Luce.
Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. What are your plans for the weekend? I'm going out for dinner
tomorrow night and I've got a hockey game. Oh, good weekend.
Outdoor hockey?
Yes, yeah, field hockey.
Field hockey, yeah.
Field hockey is the scariest sport ever.
You reckon?
Yeah.
I've played every sport under the sun and field hockey was one of the ones that scared me the most.
Nah, I think it's pretty safe.
If you've got the right gear, you're alright.
And you don't get hit in the face.
But then ice hockey is field hockey on knives.
Yeah, but you've got padding all over you. Oh yeah, true, and you get a helmet.
Anyway, Lucy, you'll be fine.
We believe in you. What's your date of birth?
14th December 2000.
Hope you've got a good mouth guard, Lucy.
You were 16, though, in 2016.
And on that day, this
was number one.
The Weeknd.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I really like that song from The Weeknd.
You got a point, though, Brie.
Are there any other games where every player gets a stick?
You know?
Yeah.
Lacrosse, maybe?
Lacrosse, maybe.
Okay, wait there, Lucy.
We're going to do Jazz's birthday banger. Hi, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hey. What are you doing for your weekend, maybe? Lacrosse, maybe? Okay, wait there, Lucy. We're going to do Jazz's birthday banger.
Hi, Jazz.
Hi, Jazz.
Hey.
What are you doing for your weekend, Jazz?
Oh, I'm off to the Tron.
You're going to the Tron?
You're going to the Outback?
No, I'm too old.
I'm 95.
You're not too old.
Oh, you're 1995.
I thought you were 95.
Not quite.
Hey, every day I'm in the car, my kids beg me to get through,
and I'm finally through, and it's not even a competition.
Wait, are you first time caller, Jazz?
Yeah.
Say no more, Jazz.
We got you.
Ah, no way.
We love to celebrate you here, Jazz,
and let's do your birthday banger to do just that
What is your birthday?
16th of August, 95
Alright, that means you were 16 in 2011
And on the 16th of August, 2011, this was number one
I love this song
Mr Saxo Beat Alexandra Stan and Mr Saxo Beat I love this song.
Alexandra Stan and Mr Saxo Beat.
What do you reckon, Jazz?
Yeah, the kids are pumping.
Yeah, it's true.
I feel like it suits you, Jazz.
Sounds like a good Friday in your car.
Wait there, we'll do one more birthday bingo for our old mate Hot Alicia.
Hot Alicia, you're back for more?
Always back for more.
Hot Alicia always comes back for seconds, doesn't she?
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought so.
Hey, how you been?
How long has it been since we had you on?
A week?
Oh, yeah, maybe.
Just shy.
Hey, well.
Just shy.
It's good to have you back, Hot Alicia.
Yeah, the show got hotter with you on it, Alicia.
We appreciate you.
Yeah, it goes up like two hotness points automatically when you're on.
What is your date of birth, Alicia?
Just for the game, not for obviously any other purposes.
To know like how old you are.
So what was it?
23rd of July, 1995.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2011.
Hot.
Definitely legal.
And here's your birthday banger.
Oh, suits hot Alicia.
You make me feel
all kinds of things.
This is a millennial anthem.
It is.
Cobra Starship and Sabi, you make me feel.
Do you like it, hot Alicia?
I do love it, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. We like it and we Do you like it, Hot Alicia? I do love it.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
We like it and we like you.
I think I'm going to vote for it.
Yeah, go on, Hot Alicia.
Go on.
I like them all.
I like Lucy and Chaz.
I loved them all.
This has got something.
Well done, Leesh.
You're our birthday banger winner.
Thank you.
Stay hot.
See ya.
Brain cleansed it in. our birthday banger winner. Thank you. Stay hot. See ya.
Brian Clint, ZM.
ZM, Brian Clint.
Cobra Starship on ZM, Brian Clint.
The winner of birthday banging today was Hot Alicia.
That song came out in 2011.
A couple of things coming up before six o'clock.
One, we will play our final Symphony Festival track of the day.
We will play Darude Sandstorm.
It'll play in the next
25 minutes.
And the first person through will get two free tickets to
Manuka Fuel Symphony Festival.
But next, I've got a question for you.
Is it good or bad?
Completely up to you.
That means it's bad. No, I
don't think it's bad. I don't think it's bad.
I genuinely don't think it's bad.
Do you think it could be bad
for me? It depends.
That's it, yes. No, it depends
how you look at it. It really does.
Okay, well I'll put my most positive
pants on. Do. You
need to. Sweet.
You'll definitely need pants on. We'll talk about it next.
Zed Ames,
Brie and Clint.
Zed,
I've got a question for you.
I can't wait.
I'm so excited.
You're nervous,
but it's something for you.
Yeah,
you give me great stuff
all the time.
Stop pretending.
You said to put my
positive pants on
and they are thoroughly
buttoned up right now.
You're forcing your
positivity on me.
Okay,
Claudia, back me up.
This is something for Bree. Yeah, no, genuinely.
This is great. And it's something she wants.
I feel like this isn't for me. It is for you. It's for you.
If it was for me, it'd be a bit weird.
Okay. Okay? I feel like it's
for you and you're trying to say it's for me.
About a month ago, you asked for something.
No one's ever offered to put me on their
shoulders and it's been on my bucket list of things of something I always wanted to do.
As your friend, I would like to offer you the opportunity of a shoulder ride
at the upcoming Symphony Festival.
A very, very kind offer.
I think so.
And I'm glad you think that you could get me up on your shoulders.
Can I think about it?
I've put myself out there.
Okay.
I've told you how I feel.
Okay, leave it with me.
And I won't wait around forever.
Well, the festival's tomorrow, so I kind of need an answer.
Will you...
I totally forgot about this.
Brie Thomas-El, never been shoulder ridden?
No, never had a shoulder ride.
I've never ridied shoulders before.
Would you accept a shoulder ride from my six foot two shoulders tomorrow
at Symphony Festival?
I can guarantee you the best seat in the house.
I just don't know if you've got...
I don't know if you can do it
and that's not on you
Ouch. That's on
like I look, I don't know
if you've got the frame
to put this girl
up on the pedestal
up there. What everybody listening doesn't know
is I have been sending the group
videos of me working out
doing squats Was that to make me feel better? listening doesn't know is I have been sending the group videos of me working out, doing
squats.
Was that to make me feel better?
That exercise required to give somebody a shoulder ride.
And I think I deserve, I think I've earned the opportunity to prove you wrong.
You want a shot?
I want a shot.
Yeah, put me in, coach.
Okay, here's the deal.
Oh, God, I totally forgot about this.
I don't know if my confidence can really take that kind of a hit right now.
I mean, I'm not going to force you into it.
That would be odd.
No, no, I hear you.
And it's such a lovely offer.
Like, genuinely, like, means a lot to me because I've never had that.
It's like bucket list for me.
I've never ridden on someone's shoulders at a festival.
And I have.
90-kilo men, I have.
See, who put you up on their shoulders? My fellow 90-kilo friends. We look after each other. See, they're the And I have. 90 kilo man. I have. See, who put you up on their shoulders?
My fellow 90 kilo friends.
We look after each other.
See, they're the people I need.
No, I am one of them.
I'll just tell you, it's different up there.
The world is different up there.
I don't want you to miss out on this.
And I really, means a lot to me.
I really appreciate it.
It's the last festival of summer.
Can I say yes with a condition?
Yeah. That if it takes you
more than three times
to get up,
then we
call it a day.
We call it quits. Can I make a request?
If it takes me more than two attempts,
can I pull out of the offer?
Two attempts. That's all
you get. I'm doing it in one.
Or else.
I'm doing it in one.
Two attempts.
You need to have some faith in me
and you need to be a bit kinder to yourself in this situation, okay?
You are not that much of a challenge.
You're not.
How do you know?
Have you?
I carried you around Victoria Park over my shoulder.
Yeah, but that was just half of me on the shoulder.
This is going to be all of me.
Yeah, well.
I'm a whole lot of woman.
Yeah, it's my dream.
It's his dream now.
Claudia, do you believe in me?
100%.
I believe in you.
It's not you that...
Ella, do you believe in me?
Yeah, kind of.
I'm convincing.
I genuinely think you can make it happen. Why are we not doing an in-studio practice?
I mean, we can, but there's a lot of hard services around here.
Tomorrow in the domain, we'll be on grass.
And the thing is, if it goes bad in here, there's no way I'm trying it in front of people.
Exactly.
So I get your logic, Texter, but no, no, we will be doing it live.
It's a one shot, one shot at glory.
One shot at glory.
Like that's all we can do.
We need to pick a time.
We'll put it on our Instagram.
And if you're coming to Symphony Festival, gather round.
We should do one of those circles.
Like a pit.
No.
Yeah.
I don't.
No.
Can we try and like shield me?
Do it backstage.
If it goes bad, no one can see.
Oh, God.
One promise.
One song, and it's for one song.
For one song.
You can get there as long as you want.
You won't want to get down once you do it.
Okay.
There will be a video.
Watch this space.
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Up next on the show, another round of You Can Only Pick Two,
where I give you five things and you can only pick two.
More excitingly, producer Claudia's been challenged
to create a better intro for it.
Yes, I have put the challenge to Claudia since the last time.
Oh my God, she hasn't done it.
Look at her, she hasn't done it.
Well, you have, how many minutes is this next song?
She's got about eight minutes to get it done.
You've got eight minutes for these next two songs, Claudia,
to create a new opener for this game.
Okay, nobody speak to me.
God's going to be good.
Oh my God, look, she's frantic.
Hey, AI, make an intro.
Why are you always forgetting?
Is this not important to you?
We'll play intro or not.
The ZM Podcast Network.
Look, I like to play a game that I call
You Can Only Pick Two.
And in the last couple of times we've played this,
I have been setting producer Claudia a challenge
to make like a little intro for the game.
Not a little intro.
You want a memorable intro.
I want something with pizzazz.
The best games on radio have that thing that happens before it
that you recognise and you go,
oh my God, they're doing birthday banger.
It's catchy.
It's memorable.
Last week you failed, Claudia.
Yeah, that wasn't my best.
Not your best because you said you left it last minute
and now you've done the same thing.
Yeah, but this time I've produced my best.
Okay.
You reckon this is your best because you not making these intros
stops when you get it right.
Okay, this is not my best.
Well, it won't be your last intro then.
All right, here we go.
This was farted out in the last nine minutes. Far out. And this is not my best. Well, it won't be your last intro. All right, here we go. This was farted out in the last nine minutes.
Far out.
And this is Breeze.
You can only pick two.
There's so many options, but I can only pick two.
You need to pick two.
Yeah!
That's me.
How'd I do?
Was it good?
Did AI make that?
No.
CS made that.
God, see, that was your way out of it to go, yeah, AI did make that.
No, AI made that.
Or did you not like it?
I didn't hate it.
I'll be honest.
I didn't hate it.
It's not even the name of the game.
Yeah, it is.
What?
What's the name of the game?
You missed parts of the name of the title of the game in there.
What's this game called?
Anyway, we move along.
This is Breeze. You can only
pick two and here are your
five things for this afternoon.
Number one, no one
messes, no more messes
from your pets. That includes
hair, poos, wheeze,
vomits, the whole nine yards. No
more mess. It just doesn't exist.
Right. Next one.
You never ever have another mistake made to a food order that you order from anywhere.
It can be drive-thru.
It can be takeaway.
It can be restaurant.
There's never a mistake made again to your order.
Number three, you can always find a park.
Oh, that's a good one. You can always find a park. Oh, that's a good one.
You can always find a park.
Yeah.
Close.
Close-ish.
Okay, yeah.
Not like the best park.
But you get a reasonable park.
But you get a reasonable park every time.
Number four,
your phone never ever breaks again.
Oh.
That's good.
Never ever breaks again. And number good. Never ever breaks again.
And number five, you never forget a person's name.
Okay, yeah, I'm in.
There you go.
What are we picking, guys?
You can only pick two.
I'll take the names, absolutely.
I feel like that would be life-changing for me.
We've talked about it on this show today.
And I can probably take good parking.
Yeah, good parking's
pretty good. Make life more simple. You wouldn't have to leave
early for anything. It's pretty nice.
So that's me. Thank you.
Girls, what are we picking? I think I'm
pretty good at names, so I don't need to
change that. Clint? I'm fine at that.
Ouch.
Was that you showcasing
you remember his name? Yes, thank you.
It was Bree. Yes, it was.
No more pet messes, definitely.
That's an easy yes for me.
That one is such a good one.
Yes, yeah, that's an easy yes.
But I'm debating between no more mistakes with my food or finding a park.
Same.
I'm literally in your boat.
Who cares about the mistakes with your food thing?
Just send it back.
But you know when you're really excited about something and then it finally arrives. Like it happened
to me at the pub the other week. I was like,
my food is finally here.
Oh yeah.
Ruin your lunch.
So what are you going with? Food and pet messes?
Yes, I think so.
Good choices.
No more pet mess, I agree.
Especially because I want a farm of horses and little
mini ponies and piggies.
And I think I'll go always find a park.
Yeah.
Because I circle and circle like a vulture sometimes.
Yeah.
You waste so much time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
I'm going to go with no more messes from the pets.
God, I spend a lot of time cleaning up my animals. Wiping their paws, their grubby paws.
And I've got to go with never forgetting someone's name again.
And just, you don't have to worry about it.
Oh my God, it's you.
You never have to make someone feel bad.
You're always on top of it.
Yeah, that's what I'd pick.
I literally sprung out of bed at quarter to five this morning
because my cat was spewing on the carpet.
And I still didn't choose that one.
It is a good one.
You think about all the time that you spend cleaning up after them.
Does it also count like when your dog eats a pillow?
Yes.
You're like, woof, woof, woof, woof.
That counts.
That's a pet mess.
That's good.
It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
And that's the end of the Bree and Clint show for another week.
Thank you so much for joining us.
And if you are coming to Symphony Festival tomorrow tomorrow look out. That's going to be
a rager.
It's always bloody good
down there at the Domain but the line
up looks incredible.
Basement Jacks will be there,
Darude, Symphony
the whole crew and you're going to be DJing
as well. Yeah, I'll be on stage going
make some noise.
So halfway through the day you're like man I wish that guy would stop telling us to make some noise. Yeah, that'll be on stage going, make some noise. So halfway through the day, you're like, man, I wish that guy would stop telling us to make
some noise.
Yeah, that's Clint.
That's me.
Go on, give us like the actual voice that you do when you go on stage.
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah.
Symphony Festival, make some noise.
That's why they pay me the small bucks.
I've heard that voice before.
Yeah?
Yeah. You're going to hear it a whole lot more too
I feel like my stage voice
Sounds similar to your stage voice
Yeah yeah yeah
Have a great weekend
Whatever you are doing everybody
And we will catch you guys back
On Monday for another Brianne Clint show
We will be live from Sydney
When you hear us next
How bloody good
Or will we?
No not yet
Oh yeah Tuesday yeah, yeah. We leave
Monday night after the show.
Alright, well, we'll be live from Auckland.
That's exotic.
On Monday. Just have a good weekend
and we'll see you then. Bye. Bye.
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