ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 28th May 2021

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

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I think Calvin Harris banger time is over though. I think the people who grew up with Calvin Harris bangers, they can't go to the clubs anymore and enjoy Calvin Harris bangers. Ross Boss is one of those people. Yeah, Calvin Harris now needs to make house cleaning music. I'd listen to it. Oh, me too. Yeah, Calvin Harris now needs to make house cleaning music. I'd listen to it. Oh, me too. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's go to Robin Eagle from Tulsa, Oklahoma in the USA. Oh, Ingle. Ingle. Tulsa, which reminds me of Friends when Chandler had to move to Tulsa. That's right. He got moved to Tulsa. Which is very fitting because the Friends reunion was on last night. Robin, you were born on the 22nd of February 1994, so you were 16 in 2010, and here's your birthday banger.

Do you want New Kesha? Yeah, I'd love New Kesha. Yeah. This was the biggest song of the year, this song. How about the fact that it's 11 years old? That's wild. That's mental. Crazy, eh?

Okay, that's a good one. Let's go. That's mental. Crazy age. Okay, that's a good one. Let's go to Aaron Raymond Mortiz. No, Aaron Raymond from Alberta, Canada. Welcome, Aaron. You were born on the 28th of July, 1992. So you were 16 in 2008.

And on the 28th of July in 2008, this was top in the chart. Oh, yes. The sensual awakening that happened for so many in 2008 was triggered by this song. Is this song cancelled? No. Why?

Because she's appropriating gay culture, but she's not gay. Yeah, I disagree with that. I'm not saying it is. I'm not saying it is. I'm not saying it is. I'm just saying a lot of things are cancelled these days. No, I think Katy Perry, and she has kind of spoken about it before. She's not completely straight. Oh, right, okay.

So, she's allowed. That song's about Miley Cyrus. Yeah, I know. I told you that. Buzzy, eh? Yeah, crazy. Buzzy. A little weird.

Yeah, a little weird. Because Miley was quite young when that song came out. They were both quite young, but Miley was quite weird Because Miley was quite young When that song came out They were both quite young But Miley was quite young Miley was very young If you're getting kissed on Miley Cyrus Don't write a number one single about it

Yeah I mean Well do But yeah you're right A little bit weird Maybe that song is cancelled Yeah because of that For other reasons

I feel like the winner today Is Rihanna and Calvin Harris Only Girl in the World Yeah me too Well that's not it That is Kesha This is Calvin Harris, Only Girl in the World. Yeah, me too. Well, that's not it. That is Kesha. This is Calvin Harris, eh? They made so many together, I forget.

It is Calvin Harris, eh? No, I think it's just her. I think. We're not going home until I figure it out, sorry. I'm sure it's their comeback single. No, I don't know. I don't think so. Fuck, you're right.

It was just a straight re-re-banger. I'm giving Calvin Harris credit for Rihanna's banger. Rihanna could do it on her own too, you know. She can DJ it. Yep. Yeah. Oh, it was made by Stargate. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys next week

Bye guys Hey Siri, we're going to bring Clint on. My name's not Siri. I don't know who I am or what I am. What a way to start the weekend. Yes, a confusing way to start the weekend. Oh well, have a good show. See you Monday. What? Who the hell is that voice?

What was that? Is this the thing? Is this the thing that I saw Fletch, Vaughan and Megan talking about this morning? I've no idea what it is. We come in here today and there's a New Zealand Herald open on the table and there's a big sign inside of it that says, Hey, Fletch, Vaughchbourne and Megan are you ready? Question mark.

And then that weird voice is over the top of Someone's taking over the station on Monday. Something's going on eh? Ben? Producer Ben knows. Do you know?

I don't know anything. You do. You're such a bad liar. You're the worst liar. Your moustache. You know what gives him away is the moustache. It starts twitching eh? Yeah it does start twitching. You know who we liar. Your moustache, you know what gives him away is the moustache. It starts twitching.

Yeah, it does start twitching. You know who we can ride, and I reckon he'll crack, is fill-in producer Joel. Joel, do you know anything about this? I've got no idea. They wouldn't tell me. Yeah, no, of course you don't know about it, actually. Joel never knows anything.

He doesn't even know where he was last weekend. That's what he put on his Facebook. I don't know where I am. Where am I? And then he's got the location ticked. And then underneath it, he's commented, don't worry. Good to have you here, Joel. Good to have you here, man.

Thanks. Thanks for having me. Yeah, good stuff. Today on the show, another trip to the Cook Islands to give away with Zedium's Add to Cart. We'll add the last item to the cart at 4 o'clock and then give it away at 5 o'clock just before we do Friday Okie this afternoon.

And this afternoon we're doing a Drake song because he's the artist of the decade. Oh, is that why? Yeah, he won artist of the decade at the billboards. Yeah, I knew that. I mean, I'd debate that, but, I mean, good for him. Artist of the decade? He's the most, according to billboard, he's the most important artist of the last 10 years.

Really? Who would you pick over him? Probably Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. She was big in the 2000s, though. Was she? Has she dropped off? I feel like she had her bigger albums, in my opinion, her bigger albums in the 2000s.

In the 2000s. Okay. That's what I think. Yeah. In that case, I say... What about Ariana Grande? Yeah, well, she didn't have to be up there. She could have been up there. I think. Yeah. In that case, I say... What about Ariana Grande? Yeah, well, she didn't have to be up there. She could have been up there.

I think she should have been. She's not, though. She got draked. So this afternoon, we'll drake you at 5 o'clock when we sing Friday Okie. But next, we're going to give away $50 cash thanks to Tradiverse Lady. If you want to play, call now. 0800 DIAL ZM. All you need to be up on is the current news events.

Yeah, just lightly. Kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing too crazy. Two players. 0800 DIAL ZM. You you need to be up on is the current news events. Yeah, just lightly. Kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing too crazy. Two players, 0800 dial ZM. You can win 50 bucks after Friday Jams Cobra Starship on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus

Ladies. Alright, here we go. The Tradies versus the Ladies. Friday afternoon and the Tradies looking the Ladies, Friday afternoon. And the Tradies looking for a win. Yeah, they're a long way behind, about 10 games behind for the year. So let's bring them on first today, our tradie. His name is Sam. Welcome to the show, Sam.

G'day, Sam. How you doing? What trade do you do, Sam? I'm a builder. Oh, nice. I've been Sam. You knocked off for the day? No, no, it was still good. Another 50 minutes. Oh, in Builder. Oh, nice. I've been Sam. You knocked off for the day? No, no. It was still good. Another 50 minutes.

Oh, good. Well, make sure you spend some of that time talking to a radio station, okay? Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, good stuff. Okay. You'll be taking on our lady today. Her name is Ashley.

Kia ora, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Whereabouts in New Zealand are you, Ashley? In Auckland. Lovely. Tamaki Makaurau.

Okay, Ashley, your buzzer is lady. Sam, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers wins the game. Here comes question number one. Who hosted the Friends reunion that aired last night? Who hosted the show? Anyone watch it? No.

No. It was, of course, James Corden copying a lot of flack online saying that he shouldn't have been. Yeah, you can't win with that job. All they wanted was the friends being the friends. I thought Ross did quite a good job of hosting some of it.

Yeah. When he hosted the quiz. Yeah, it was quite good. Rumours were that it was meant to be Ellen who was going to be hosting it before all of that controversy. Yeah, but she's cancelled. Question number two.

True or false? There is a white rhino currently at Auckland Zoo. Trady. Sam. True? That is true. There is a white rhino. Question number three. One to the tradies. Who is the artist that shaved off their dreadlocks

this week after they were questioned about cultural appropriation? Who is the musician? Give you a clue. They sing a song called Baby. Trady. Yes, Sam. Justin Bieber? It is the Biebs. Also on the

Friends reunion last night, dressed in the holiday armadillo costume. Does the Biebs go hard on the building site, Sam? Oh, I'm afraid Jamesy does. Yeah, good, good, good, good. Give it a whirl. All right, two to the tradies, none to the ladies so far. Question number four.

Melbourne has been put back into a lockdown for seven days. What Australian state is Melbourne in? Maldives. Yes, Ashley, you're in first. Queensland? No, it's not Queensland. It's Victoria. Question number five, still two to the tradies.

Can you name this song? I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you. Anyone? Lady. Ashley. I'll be there for you. Yeah, weirdly you're right.

That is right. Of course, the Friends theme song. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number six. If someone was said to be spilling the tea, what would they be doing? Lady. Yes, Ashley. And gossiping, sharing the gossip.

That is correct. Oh, we're tied up. Sam, I thought you had this in the bag at 2-0 and now we're at tie break. Come back strong. Here we go. Question number seven. This is for the win, guys.

What country could you see the Leaning Tower of Pisa in? Trini. Sam, for the win. Italy. Italy. Got in there in the end. 50 bucks coming your way. Awesome.

Thank you. You so nearly ballsed that up, Sam. You would have been the laughing stock. Hey, congratulations. Enjoy your 50 bucks. Have a great weekend. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint.

Benny Benassi and Cinema Friday Jams. Right up until Friday clock this afternoon. You are a state of mind. Zell, are you here? Yeah. You don't hear that? No. You are a state of mind.

Because the song's called Cinema. A state of mind. I could love you forever. What about the Friends reunion last night? Is it everything that we hoped for? Yes. It was, eh? I thought it was pretty good.

It gave me my fix of friends that I needed. At the end of it, my wife Lucy turns to me and goes, that's what the world needed right now. Because it was just feel good, right? It was. It was just reminiscing. It was real wholesome. Yeah.

A little bit sad. I felt myself, this is, you're going to judge me. I got quite emotional throughout a few bits. As you would. Because I felt like I was experiencing what they were experiencing, which was quite emotional for them. I got emotional when it showed the footage,

the behind the scenes footage of after they wrapped the final episode. When it finished, yes. And there was that real sort of hanging sense of what do we do now? This is over.

And you know, you know, you're kidding yourself if in that moment you didn't go, that was the greatest thing that will ever happen to me it is you can't top it

I mean apart from like getting married and having children and stuff you can't top it as far as your career goes it's not getting bigger than that because it had never been bigger than that

and to be honest I don't know if anyone has done it bigger than that they haven't no they absolutely haven't there hasn't been anything like it oh except Big Bang Theory except um

except um the finale of did you theories and modern day friends they say did you just compare the greatest sitcom that's ever been friends yeah i did yeah oh except i'm two and a half men the finale the finale of two and a Half Men must have been sad Moving on The bit I found really interesting last night was them admitting the one cast member that they didn't like Yes, this was kind of awkward

I really think they threw somebody under the bus here Yeah, they said they really didn't like him Oh, they attacked everything about them They attacked their comedic timing They attacked their comedic timing. They attacked their... Their professionalism. Their professionalism. Their diet.

They attacked their diet. You know who... Well, there was one main person that attacked this guy. Yeah. And it was David Schwimmer. Mm-hmm. Have a listen to this.

David Schwimmer talking about the cast member on Friends that he really didn't like. Was there anything that you didn't like while you were shooting the show? The monkey. And the monkey. Here is my problem. Like monkey, obviously, it was trained, and it had to hit its

mark and do its thing right at the perfect time. We would all have choreographed bits kind of timed out, and it would get messed up because the monkey didn't do its job right. So we'd have to reset. We'd have to go again because the monkey didn't get it right. David's so angry. Fair enough, David. That monkey's cancelled. I thought that was pretty harsh to call Gunther that. I thought he was totally within his rights to bag out that monkey.

No, I love monkeys. Because just like... It's a monkey, for God's sake. Just like those six core characters, that monkey was getting a million dollars an episode. No, it wasn't. That monkey had its own dressing room. That monkey auditioned for the show.

That monkey definitely wanted to be there. The poor monkey. Poor monkey. The poor thing. Don't complain about... I love how he's complaining about how the monkey didn't hit its mark and didn't do this. It's a monkey.

Yeah, complain about its toilet habits, but don't complain and didn't do this. It's a monkey. Yeah, complain about its toilet habits, but don't complain about its comedic timing. It's a monkey. Maybe the monkey didn't think you were very funny. They should have got the monkey. They should have got the orangutan from Dunstan Checks In. That monkey's super professional. Yeah, yeah, or one of the monkeys from the PG Tips ads.

We want to know this afternoon, do you want to go all Ross Geller on this? Do you want to complain about an animal? Is there a lazy, good for nothing, a-hole of an animal in your life? What have they done? Maybe they haven't contributed to rent for the last couple of years. I know my dog's not contributing. Maybe they defecate in your school bag.

We had a cat that always used to take a dump of my dad's pillow. Only my dad's. Remember my cat for a long time was exclusively going number twos in my gym bag? Yeah, but that didn't matter because you never used that bag. No, I did in the time that I did. Man, it was not a good time for everyone else in the pump class. Oh, $800

at M. Yeah, that's what you blamed it on. I think you should have blamed it on the coffee you had that morning. There was a cat poo smear. Sure it was. Coffee. It happens to the best of us. I didn't shit myself at the gym, all right?

0800DilesAtM. Dobberman, we want to know who the a-hole animal in your life is this afternoon. And you can name and shame them. That's totally fine too. Come on. What did they do? You can also text us on 9696. We'll get you on live, just like Rosted live on TV last night and shame them, that's totally fine too. Come on, what did they do? You can also text us on 9696.

We'll get you on live, just like Ross did live on TV last night to bag out that monkey. Bree and Clint. Friends reunion last night. I got everything I wanted out of it. You did too, right? Yeah, it was pretty damn good, I thought. It was pretty hard watching

multi-millionaire David Schwimmer, though, slander that monkey like that. Yeah, I mean... Marcel the monkey didn't deserve that. He did him dirty. He did him dirty. He had no right of reply. Well, the worst bit is, you're right, James Corden didn't give the monkey any right of reply.

He wasn't there. The monkey wasn't given any camera time to plead his own case. So we thought, look, bagging out animals is the thing to do. So do you want to have a go at an a-hole animal in your life this afternoon? Yeah. Who is it? What have they done? Yeah. And what do you have to say about them? Jordan's called up. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Who's the a-hole animal? So it's my cat. She's been alive for 19 years so far and she's never done a one or two outside and she's got a small little box on the side of the house in one of the bedrooms, and that's where she takes her do's and don'ts for the whole of her life, and she's never done it outside. Where's her favourite spot to go potty?

It's in the spare bedroom. Yeah, nice. Jordan, you sound like a man who was resentful about two decades of cleaning up another animal's excrement. Is that fair to say? Well, to be honest, it's my mother's cat now. It's not mine anymore. Right.

So she can do it. Right. You're calling off on behalf of your mum. Does the place just stink, Jordan? Like, be honest. Like, cat wee and cat poo. There's nothing worse. You're lucky I'm a builder myself, so I'm out of the house for 10 hours of the day,

so I don't really have to smell that. What's the cat's name? The 19-year-old indoor ablutions exclusively cat. His name is? Duma. Duma. I thought you were going to say his name was Dump. Duma, Dump.

Only one letter off Dump, actually. Have a great Friday, Jordan. Thanks for calling up. John's here. Hi, John. G'day, John. How are you going? Good.

You've called up to do the perfectly rational thing this afternoon, Friday, Jordan. Thanks for calling up. John's here. Hi, John. G'day, John. How are you going? Good. You've called up to do the perfectly rational thing this afternoon, which is to complain about an animal in your life. Who is it? Well, first of all, what's the species of animal? It's a sheep. Right. Yeah.

Can't trust him. Talk to us about this sheep and what it's doing to you. So I work for an ag contractor just outside of Hamilton and his daughter or the boss's daughter has got a sheep called Winnie. Walks around the place, eats all the grass seed in the shed, eats all the maize cobs and everything that's come back

in any machinery. Shits everywhere. Yeah, right. Can't leave the deck to the house open. Goes on, eats all the dog food, chases the dogs around the yard. I take my dog to work, find my dog one day getting chased by the sheep and the sheep head, but nothing. John, I just want to say I could listen to you all day, by the way. I love your accent, John.

And I also love the sound of Winnie. She just sounds like my spirit animal. John, as a proud, I assume, Scotsman, have you considered turning Winnie into Haggis? No. I don't think I'd even give her that satisfaction. Oh, you really hate that sheep. All right, have a great weekend, John.

Thank you for the call. Oh, Winnie. Sounds like she would smoke a pack of Winnie Blues too. Can you imagine? I imagine Winnie the sheep's voice just sounds up and like, yeah, g'day John, how's it going? I had all that bloody grass seed in the shed.

Suck it. Stuff you, John. Suck on that. Have a shit weekend, John. Our last caller wants to remain anonymous. Their hatred for this animal runs so deep. But anonymous, tell us about the a-hole animal in your life.

I don't think I can top that guy, though. Oh, come on. You can give it a go. Okay, so we've got an indoor rabbit. He lives in the woods, and when we come home, we let him out of the indoor cage. But he likes to bang, or try and bang the cats.

Wait, do you mean he tries to indoor garden with your cats? Oh, yeah. Wait, do you mean he tries to indoor garden with your cats? Oh, yeah, look. But we've learned in time, he has a look on his face before he tries, so it's like, oh, God, go get the rabbit. I would pay so much money to see a horny rabbit expression.

What would that be? Oh, my God. Is it bunny style? Is that right? Well, people talk about going at it like rabbits, don't they? Yeah. Male rabbit, female rabbit? It's a male rabbit and we think that he needs to be fixed. Yeah, right. You think, Anonymous?

I think he needs some outside time. Far out. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, it's been a massive talking point for the last even, I'm going to say 18 months. Who will replace Ellen after she announced the last season

her 19th will be next year? Yes, look, there's been speculation, lots of gossip, lots of rumours, and I can confirm now that the good news is Kelly Clarkson's show will move one hour earlier and she will take the Ellen DeGeneres time slot. Now, she already was the same network. It was the most logical, most obvious choice for sure. Kelly has a really broad appeal, really, really broad appeal. She's lovable.

She's likeable, lovable. She's everything. And she's also, you know, very, very talented as well. She also brings a big name. You know, so she still has that star power to hook in the big name. So I think we're all going to enjoy it. But Kelly Clarkson, congratulations to her. This is going to be huge for her career.

She's about to get so rich. Oh, my God. Not that she's not already rich. I was going to say, she already so rich. No, but this is next level. This is like. I wonder how much they're going to pay her. Right?

It'll be interesting. Dean, do you know, because Ellen was such a major part of that show and she was one of the producers, right? Does she have... Is she keeping any control of it? Like, is Ellen producing the Kelly Clarkson show? My understanding is no.

Great question, but my belief is that no, Ellen is not actually going to be involved with this. I know she's not very involved with the Kelly Clarkson show as it is, and I don't think she's staying on in any capacity. Ellen's got a million other ventures. Don't you think, Dan? She's got a million other ventures.

She's got Game of Games. She's got other TV shows. She's got a design TV show. She's also in her 60s. Like, take some time. Chill out. Go retire. Go enjoy your millions of dollars.

Go on safaris. She loves animals. Go and do some of that stuff, you know? Go race Porsches with Portia. Yeah, that's. Go retire. Go and do millions of dollars. Go on safaris. She loves animals. Go and do some of that stuff. Go race Porsches with Porsche. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a TV show. That is the latest. Kelly Clarkson is the new Ellen DeGeneres. That's a scoop from Dean McCarthy thanks to Disney's Cruella. Instant

was May 27th and on Disney Plus with premier access from May 28th. Bree and Clint. This is something that I think a lot of people would put into their pet hates. Right. When it comes to people eating and chewing loudly. Oh, yeah. I feel like a lot of people, actually, I feel like it's more the women get annoyed.

At the sound of. Do you think you get annoyed at everybody who does it, or do you think you only hear it in the people that you find annoying? That's always been my theory with that sort of stuff. everybody who does it or do you think you only hear it in the people that you find annoying? That's always been my theory with that sort of stuff because it's more than that. You get annoyed at people who tap, not you specifically, but... Why are you looking at me then? People will get annoyed at people who tap their pencil

and any sort of sounds like that. Can you just shut up, please? I think it definitely has to do with the relationship you have with that person. But then also, as we found out today, Clint, it's actually a very real condition when you're disgusted by chewing sounds. Yes. And it's called misophonia, which is Latin for hatred of sound.

And essentially it's a disorder that causes certain noises to trigger a certain response in your body and where you're just like, oh my God, I hate it. It's a bit like me, how I have trypophobia. Yes. Which is a fear of... Repeating holes. Clusters of holes.

And it literally makes me... Which is so sad for you because crumpets are so good. Crumpets, you'll never know the joy. Could you eat a crumpet upside down? Nah. Really? Nah, because I know What's on the bottom

Yeah right See how it makes me Yeah it makes you Physically ick Makes me physically I have the same thing With used fruit It's exactly the same thing

You can't explain it Do you think Misophonia Is the opposite Of people who enjoy ASMR Probably So they like sounds

They like people Eating close to the microphone Like crunching an apple and that sort of thing. Do you like that? No. I don't get it. And I don't understand people who do. But again, I've read that it's a brain condition.

It tickles a certain part of your brain if you have that condition. Well, for misophonia people who hate loud chewing noises, it's actually a specific part of your brain which it's not linked. There's no link between certain parts of your brain. Yeah. So it actually causes like the condition in some people because of that reason. Oh, you've got a bung brain.

Well, it's not bung. You just don't have a connection. So what you're saying is if you don't like the sound of chewing, it's your own fault. It's your problem. I'm not saying that at all. You're saying buy some earplugs. I'm not saying that at all. You're saying buy some earplugs. I'm not saying that.

People got to chew. I kind of get it. People got to masticate, baby. No, I kind of do get it. It's interesting though because this study is the first time where they've realised that it's to do with that part of the brain and it's actually like a real thing. Do I like my loud chewer?

Am I? No, I don't think so. I don't think I am either. Am I? No. I don't think I was. What about Ben? Producer Ben? No, he's a very compact eater actually, I think. He's quite a private eater too. Yeah, yeah. He's quite a private eater.

He likes to take himself off to a little space. Quite often Ben will make himself a two minute noodles and go and enjoy it in a toilet cubicle. Yeah, which is a little bit strange. Also very thoughtful though. Cheers to Ben. You know how many people suffer from this condition? Absolutely no idea.

Between 6% and 20% of people can suffer from misophonia. Between 6% and 20%? I mean, it's a very wide, isn't it? What a wildly vague statistic that feels like somebody made up on the spot. Anyway, for people who are listening and they're like, I've got that, that's me. They have released some things you can do to counteract that feeling. No, they say you should mimic what the other person is doing.

Like mock them. Yeah, it'll make you. Someone's eating loudly, you go, how do you like it? Is that nice? Is that nice? Does that make you feel good? Get right in their ear. Yeah, I feel better already.

Okay, good. Well, then this has been beneficial. Bree and Clint. A lot of big things happening in the world at the moment. One of the big things I saw is obviously bees are dying, Clint. Oh, at an alarming rate. And it's been happening for a long time. Yeah.

And I know that because my dad's an apple farmer, has been my whole life. And something that people don't realise is that there's not enough bees to pollinate apple trees so they can flower and grow apples. So my dad actually has to hire beehives where they come in and they sit beehives in amongst the thousands of apple trees. Rent a bee. Literally rent a bee so that the trees can be pollinated properly. It's good business, that. It is. Hiring out bees. And it's crazy

because the bees... I want all my bees back, though. When I come to collect my rental hive, I'm going to count the bees. Well, you can't count them, but they all go back to the hive.

That's how they work. There's one bee missing. I'll tell you what, there'll be hell to pay. There's an interesting thing that they're doing at the moment where they're training

50 women beekeepers uh over in different countries um to try and obviously generate more bees and give them homes and do all those kind of things to help them out yeah and um angelina joley who is obviously massive humanitarian um and she's fully into this kind of stuff. She has taken a photograph that's gone onto the front of National Geographic. Yeah. And what they did was it's this amazing photo where they've released all these bees and there's bees crawling all over her chest

and they're going up her face. Yeah. And it's just the most incredible photo. Oh, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To pretty much bring awareness to, you know. Is that real? That's not Photoshopped?

That is 100% real. Because they could have just Photoshopped that. Yeah. Wow. No, it's real. To pretty much bring awareness to, you know. Is that real? That's not Photoshopped? That is 100% real. Because they could have just Photoshopped that. Yeah. Wow. No, it's real. They're all real bees. Bee people aren't scared of bees. That's the buzzy thing, excuse the pun, right?

They just go in there and they know, I'm not hurting the bees. They're not going to hurt me. Because obviously, yeah, they know how to handle them. And if you're- The second I'm around a bee, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Get off me. Get her, get her, get her, get her, get her. That's the complete opposite thing you should do.

And it was interesting because she was talking about taking this amazing photo where all these bees are crawling all over her. Yeah. And she said that she couldn't shower for three days leading up to this photo shoot. Why? Because the bees get distracted by all the different soaps and smells and stuff. Yeah. So what they had to do was they put all these pheromones all over her

to attract the bees onto her. Wait, they added pheromones to her? Yeah. So she didn't shower for three days. She's reeking of her own pheromones and then they go and spritz more pheromones on her. Do they put the pheromones on at the start of the three days or the end of the three days? No, I think it's just before they take the photo. Right.

To like attract the pheromone that the bees are attracted to, they put on her. I'm looking at Angelina Jolie. I wouldn't look like that after three days with no shower. She does. She looks amazing, doesn't she? She looks great. That photo should be in the Louvre. This is the thing. This is the thing with people who

are perfectly beautiful. It's not realistic. Her not having a shower for three days. She could probably go without a shower for a month and be fine. Maybe I should test it and not shower for three days next week, see what happens. Can you broadcast from home if you do? Like, can we be in different rooms?

Excuse you. Excuse you. I actually don't smell that much. Excuse you. Think about me. Think about me before you want to go on a shower hiatus. But I don't smell. That's the thing.

You don't know. You get whiffy after a day. You don't know that you don't smell because you haven't tried it out. I smell my own pits. You smell, okay? You can smell. Do I smell? You make smells.

Have you ever thought, well, that's different. We're talking about smelling like BO. Have you ever thought, hmm, Bree's a bit whiffy? No, no, no. Okay, no. Have you? You haven't, have you? No. Have, hmm, Bree's a bit whiffy? No. No. No? Okay, no. Have you?

You haven't, have you? No. Have you ever thought Clint's a bit whiffy? Don't answer that. I shouldn't ask questions I don't want the answer to. Just so we get out there, I'm a once a day showerer. Once a day.

Producer Joel out there, I found this out. 21 year old man who's a twice a day showerer. Two showers a day. Yeah, two showers a day. I sweat quite a bit. A bit of activity-old man who's a twice-a-day showerer. Two showers a day. Yeah, two showers a day. I sweat quite a bit of activity and stuff. 21-year-old man. No offence, Joel, but you guys stink. You need to shower more than once. I'm glad you shower more than once.

We want to talk to someone this afternoon who doesn't shower, what, at least once a day? Is that what you want? Yeah. Do you skip days? Regularly. Regularly. Not just, oh, one time I skipped a day. Do that what you want? Yeah, do you skip days? Regularly. Regularly. Not just, oh, one time I skipped a day. Do you regularly skip showers? And how long is it normal for you to go without a shower?

There'll be people who have certain jobs, like if you work for Doc or something and you're out in the back blocks of whatever, where you're regularly, but you're outside and you're ventilated, you know? No, that doesn't count. Okay, okay. The people that you're working with are in the same boat, so they can't smell you

over themselves. Yeah. Look, I'm not going to lie. I'll come out and say there has been times, if it is super cold, like through winter, there's been times, maybe not recently, but where I've skipped showers. Why? You don't have an outdoor shower. I know, but

it's just cold and you have to walk in the cold tiles. My wife won't let me skip a shower so I can't relate. Oh, $800 at him. How long? Do you not shower every day? That's what we want to know. Do you not shower every day? You can text us also on 9696.

Who's got time for a bath every day as well, by the way? Yeah, I feel like you know, there's so many baths in houses Yeah And they get used so little Yeah, Bree's come out and said that she smells so good That she could go three days without a shower Yeah, my shoes don't stink

Yeah, I'd really beg to differ on that No, I didn't say I could go through I could definitely 100% skip a day A shower, a day Skip a shower Yeah And then not smell the next day. Yeah, right.

But I don't know about the next one. It depends what I was doing that day. We want to talk to people who don't shower every day. Who are like, oh, no, man, that's disgusting, showering every day. The first person wants to remain anonymous, and they're here now. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hiya.

How often do you shower? Well, it's not me. It's a family member and he came to stay with us for about a month and got to, after three days I had to tell him to have a shower and he kind of averaged two showers a week while he was staying with us

Two a week, that's a bit scarce I think I'm assuming by your tone that they weren't the sort of person who could get away with skipping a shower. Is that fair? No, and I threw all of the bed linen and duvet, everything out once he left. You threw it out?

I would never want to be known as that sort of person. I don't want to be known as like a, ugh, yuck, I've touched that kind of person. Yeah, but if I put a bit more Lynx Africa on, it'll cover the smell from yesterday. And then if I put more on, it'll cover tomorrow. You joke, but we've had multiple Lynx Africa texts including someone who said they can go a week without showering so long as they have Lynx Africa. Yeah, that stuff is potent. It's so strong. It'll cover anything.

It burns off dirt. This person wants to remain anonymous too. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. How many showers are you having a week, Anonymous? I have Anonymous. Hi. How many showers are you having a week, Anonymous? I have around two to three. Really? Is that in summer and winter? No, just in winter. Just in winter.

What about summer? Do you change it up? Yeah, like at least five times a week in summer. Right. But in winter, I use wet wipes daily. Really? So what makes, can I ask Anonymous, how come you don't shower daily?

What makes you not want to? It's just too cold. Yeah, see, I've had those moments. I just can't pull myself out of bed. Yeah, I've had those moments. And I've got my dogs on my bed, and I just can't. I've lived in those houses in the South Island too. It's so cold. Where the worst thing you can think about doing

is once you're in the shower, turning that water off because your body goes instantly cold and you've got to get to the towel and to your bedroom. So yeah, I can see that. Amy's called up. Hi, Amy.

G'day, Amy. Hi. How many times are you showering a week, Amy? I shower every three days, so twice a week, I guess. Whoa. Twice a week. And why?

Is there a reason? I would rather sleep than get up earlier to have the shower in the morning. That is fair enough. No, it's not. What do you do for work, Amy? I'm a colour consultant, so I meet with clients to pick colours for their houses. Yeah. Okay.

And are you doing a shower in a can? But, Amy, may I bring up the fact you say you'd rather sleep, which is I totally get that. That's fair enough. I think that's fair enough. But you can shower at night time. Yes, I thought you would ask this, and it's because when I shower, I have a hair routine.

I don't want to go to bed with wet hair. Right. This is a weird invention I've just learned about the other day. Shower cap. Have you considered shower cap? Then the hair doesn't have to get wet. But why do that when I don't feel the need to have the shower? Yeah, well you've got us there, Amy.

Yeah. Right. Ah, you've trumped us this time, Amy. Ah, we've been snookered again by the non-showering community. Well, next week, we're going to talk about how many times you wash your hair a week. I was going to say how many times you go to the toilet. We're getting to that topic. Time for the One Second Song Challenge.

How good would a free KFC for dinner be? Oh, that'd be nice. Or free KFC on Saturday morning. Oh, yeah. Or free KFC on Sunday morning. Or just any time. Or just free KFC whenever you feel like it. In general.

You can win it with this game. 50 bucks up for grabs with the One Second Song Challenge. Cole got through first. Hi, Cole. G'day, Cole. G'day, how are you? Rumour tells us you've never heard this game before. You're a One Second Song Challenge virgin.

Yes. Right. Let's see if we can pop the cherry. Oh, Cole. All right, Cole. Oh, Cole. All right, Cole. We welcome all virgins here at the One Second Song Challenge.

Stick a Ziggaburger in it, Cole. Some people would say last one second. So here we go. Who would you like to pick, Cole? Are you on Team Brie or Team Clint? Team Brie. All right we go. Who would you like to pick, Cole? Are you on Team Brie or Team Clint? Team Brie. All right, Cole. Lock it in.

That means you're going up against Shen on Team Clint. Hi, Shen. G'day, Shen. Hi. You're an old pro, right? You know the one second song challenge. Yes.

Oh, you're going to be tough to beat, Shen. For the benefit of those who have never heard it before, Producer Ben will play snippets of songs and Brie and I will guess and then Shen and Cole will guess. They'll go head to head. Yes, so it's you and I versus each other.

Shen and Cole versus each other. Us first. Ben, what's our theme for the one second song challenge this week? This week's theme is Kiwi classics. You'll be okay, Brie, don't worry. All right, okay. Kiwi classics. Okay, Shen, I got you in this round.

Let's do it. Here we go. Your first song for Brie and Clint. Here we go. Your first song for Bree and Clint. Here we go. Clint. That's 660 and Catching Feelings with Drax Project. That's great. Would I have got the point if I didn't add Drax Project in?

No. No, you only need one artist. Yeah, right. Okay. Okay, hang on. Come on, Cole. I need you to pick up the slack here for me. I've got a little bit made.

So, Cole, you're going to buzz in with your name if you know it. And, Shen, you're going to buzz in with your name if you know it, okay? Buzz in as soon as you guys know it, okay? Cool as. Okay, here we go, guys. Song number two. Shen. Shen.

What is it? 660 Don't Forget Your Roots Yes Just a question Are these all 660 songs? No They're not? Just back to back

Some of them Some of them got Drax Project on them Okay right Yeah that's Shen That was Shen So two points Team Shen and Clint If I don't get this one, we're out.

Yeah. Okay. Okay, here we go, guys. Pressure on. Pressure on, Cole. Cole, you're on my side. Okay, here we go. Third song.

Break. Oh, I know this one. Benny Soaked. She's got it. She's responded well to the pressure, Cole. Now the pressure's all on you. Cole, don't stuff it up, mate. Alright?

Your team likes to use negative reinforcement. We've got the bants, our team. We've got the bants. Here we go. Cole and Shin, buzz them with your name when you do it. Come on, guys. Here we go. Here's the song, guys. I've never seen a diamond in my life. Cole. Yeah, guys. Here we go. Here's the song, guys. I've never seen a diamond in my life. No. Cole, me first.

Yeah, Cole. Lord. What's the name of it? Come on, Cole. Come on, Cole. Cole. Come on, Cole. Cole. It's the Lord song.

Three, two, one. Too late, Cole. Too late. Too late. Shen, you want a free guess at that? It's Lord and is it Diamonds? Oh, no. I thought that would be so easy.

I love you guys so much. It's Royal. It will never be Royal. Oh, my gosh. All right, leave it to the professionals, guys. Bree and I will go for the last point. Okay, here we go. Come on, Bree.

Last point. Here, here we go. Come on, Bree. Last point. Here we go. Bree! Oh, that's rubbish. Dave Dobbins slides up heaven. She's got it. Yes!

Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl!

Carl! Well done, guys. 50 KFC chicken dollars going out to Carl in time for the weekend. Nice work. Carl, awesome. 50 KFC chicken dollars going out to Cole in time for the weekend. Nice work. Awesome. Bree and Clint.

Cheers. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday-oke. We try and end the feature, but you guys keep demanding it. You go, no, we need your singing. I mean. We need it. I don't know if they need it. Please, we need it. This is the segment where we go head-to-head in a singing battle.

We spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer, and we take turns picking the songs. That's right. It was your turn to pick this week. And I have chosen the artist of the decade

according to Billboard. This person, bigger than Taylor Swift, bigger than Ariana Grande, bigger than Ed Sheeran, the biggest artist in the last 10 years according to Billboard

is Drake. I know when the hotline bling They can only mean one thing The biggest artist of the last 10 years, according to Billboard, is Drake. Hasn't done all that much recently, but he did have a very good run in the early... He's got a hell of a lot of albums. Yeah, he released an album a year, didn't he? Something like that. I love Drake. Is he the artist of the decade? Don't know.

But today we're going to take on Hotline Bling. So we've both done it. And what you're going to take on Hotline Bling. So we've both done it. And what you're about to hear is the results of that. We want you to hear both of our songs before you submit your vote for Friday Oki this afternoon. And you will vote, okay? But not until you've heard both. Here's my version of Hotline Bling.

Yeah, I am actually. You used to call me on my cell phone Late night when you need my love Call me on my cell phone Late night when you need my love And I know when they're hotline bling Hotline bling That can only be one thing.

Be one thing. I know when they're hotline blink. Hotline blink. That can only be one thing. Ever since I left the city, yo. Damn, there's fire. You know, I thought to myself at times, what would a really white man sound like doing Hotline Bling?

And you've just given it to me and I thank you for that. Not just a white man, Bree. A white man with a cold. It's a big difference. What you're hearing there is a rapper who can't reticulate any air out of his nose. I think it gave me a gravelly feel. I think it gave me like a nice sort of, almost like an Amy Winehouse feel. I just felt like I could hear all the snot rattling

around in your nose. Yeah, that's in there too. That's a bonus feature. You know what I've always wondered? What does a really white Australian woman sound like doing a Drake song? I can tell you before you even play it, horrific. Well, I don't need to take your word for it because we're about

to hear it. You used to call me on my. Oh, God. You used to, you used to. Five votes after you've heard Breeze. Yeah. You used to call me on my cell phone. Late night when you need my love.

And call me on my cell phone. Late night when you need my love. So passionate It's so flat You're so impassioned I couldn't get any flatter But I've just outflattened myself It's horrific Five votes this afternoon

Who did a better version of Drake? The Billboard Artist of the Decade Was it Brie? Or was it me? Terrible for me this week. If you want to vote, please call right now on 0800-DARLS-N-M. Best Bit of Feedback is going to win themselves 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. You know, constructive feedback, that is.

Feedback always welcome on the text machine on 9696. Brie and Clint. Friday O.T. Okay, time for some results, everybody. You just heard two very good renditions of Drake's Hotline Bling. One of them was from me. I know where that hotline bling, hotline bling, that can only mean one thing,

ever since I left the city, yo. And one of them was from Queensland's finest Bree. I know where that highlight bling. That can only mean one thing. Yep. Ever since I left the city, yo, yo, yo. Australian Drake. Not good.

We have five votes, but I think we need to roll through some of this feedback on the text machine first. I love some of the text. Someone goes, Brie, you sounded like a drunk Spice Girl. Oh, no. Brie sounded like a sad Spice Girl. Yep, that's me, Serotonin Spice. What about the one where it says,

Brie sounded drunk, but Fletch sounded like an absolute creep. Yeah, I agree. Fletch sounded really creepy on that song. I don't know what he was up to. I think they mean you. No, they said Fletch. So, you know.

Let's get into it. Five votes will decide the winner of Friday Okie, as it does every week. Hayden, welcome to the show. G'day, Hayden. Kia ora. Kia ora. Any feedback for us first?

I tried to say, what an insult to be called the wrong person just off that text message. I know, Hayden. I know. What an insult to Fletch. Poor Fletch. No one tell Fletch. Who's your vote for this week, Hayden. I know. What an insult to Fletch. Poor Fletch. No one tell Fletch.

Who's your vote for this week, Hayden? Brie or me? Well, look, as I've done this song at a karaoke night myself, I'm going to have to throw a vote towards Clint. Oh, yeah. Nice. Fair enough, Hayden. I like it.

You like my sultry, gravelly tones. I appreciate it. Have a great weekend, Hayden. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hey, hey, team. How are we?

What's your feedback, Jess? Well, Clint, I hope you get better soon. But Bree, you had so much soul, so Bree's taking it out. Thank you, my girl. No worries. Thank you. Thanks, Jess. Have a great weekend.

That's what you want in feedback, eh? I hope you get better soon. She's not even talking about the cold. She's talking about my singing. Sheridan's here. Hi, Sheridan. Hi, Sheridan. Hi.

What are your thoughts? What did you think of our Drake covers? You know, they were both a little bit interesting. Hi, Sheridan. Hi, Sheridan. Hi. What are your thoughts? What did you think of our Drake covers? You know, they were both a little bit interesting. Yeah. That was. Yeah, unique. I think it was the snotty nose that got me, so my vote's for Clint. Oh, you like the snotty nose.

Maybe I'll start holding my nose each week when I do it. It gave it a little bit of soul, you know? Yeah. Like it kind of, yeah, gave it a little bit of depth. Yeah, okay. All right. Thanks, Sheridan. Appreciate it. Let's go to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, it. Yeah. Stuck some cotton buds up there. Yeah, okay. All right. Thanks, Sheridan. Appreciate it.

Let's go to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Got any feedback this week, Emma? I think that Brie was more enthusiastic. I appreciate that. A bit more.

A bit more sultry tones. I'm going to have to vote for Brie. There you go. Right. Thank you, Emma. Cool. We're all locked up. Welcome to Deadlock, everybody.

You're all blocked up. I'm all blocked up. We're all locked up. Karid is here. Hi, Karid. Cool, we're all locked up. Welcome to Deadlock, everybody. You're all blocked up. I'm all blocked up. We're all locked up. Corrid is here. Hi, Corrid. Hi, Corrid. Hi. Hi, you've got the deciding vote.

Before you give it, what were your thoughts? What's your feedback for us this week? Because we thrive off feedback, you know. That's how we get better, Corrid. That's how we're going to... Hasn't helped so far, but we're hoping that feedback will make us better. I think definitely don't be sick.

Definitely didn't count. Okay, I'll work on that. I'll work on don't be sick. With that fatal blow, who's your vote for on Friday, Oki? Well, it was a tough decision, but other than the being sick, I think I'm going to have to go

with three this week. There it is. Here it is baby week. I know where that highlight bling. Back in only me one thing. Yep. Ever since I left the city. That's Drake if he was a female Broncos supporter.

Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Alright come on. Birthday banger for a Friday. Does it get any better than this? It doesn't. There's extra pressure on Fridays. That's true. It has to be good.

We're not picking any just, you know, Joe Blow song today. There's no stinkers getting through on a Friday. But we also can't pick what songs get thrown up. We don't. Your birthday banger chooses you. Yeah, we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. So we'll see what we get.

Let's start with Julianne. Hi, Julianne. Hi, Julianne. Hi, how are you? Good. Happy Friday, Julianne. Thank you. Same to you.

I love your accent, Julianne. Where are you from? I'm from Brazil. Oh, lovely. Nice to have you on the show. Bring a bit of culture to the show. That's good. What's your birthday?

6th of July, 76. All right. You were 16 in 1992 on the 6th of July. And in 92, this had a number one hit. Rhythm is a dancer. It's a sauce to pass on. Whoa. Let me win.

Whoa. Rhythm is a dancer You gotta like this, right? Was this going off in Brazil in 1992, Julianne? Oh, I used to club every night of this song, great Yeah I love it Okay, wait there It's gonna be really hard to beat

Let's go to Kate Kia ora, Kate Hi, Kate Hello How's your Friday going, mate? Oh, bloody good. Yeah, bloody good. Oh, that's what I like to hear, Kate.

What's your birthday? 14th of August, 98. All right, you were 16 in 2014 on the 14th of August. And in 2014, this reached the top of the chart. Huge. What a banger. What a banger. That is massive from a beachy.

Yeah, this is peak of a beachy. R.I.P. R.I.P. Beachy. R.I.P. Beachy. R.I.P. Beachy.

Yeah. And Kate, a great song for a Friday as well. It is a good song. Oh, tell me about it. Oh, you're in the running as well. Kate, she's got the right vibe too on a Friday, doesn't she? Yes, she's got the energy. Julianne's got the energy.

Does Lauren have the energy? Hi, Lauren. G'day, Loz. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How's your Friday looking? Pretty bloody good, thanks. How's yours?

Excellent. It's looking pretty good. We're on the home stretch, mate. It's all good. Yes, it's Friday. What's your birthday? 27th of June, 93. All right, you were 16 in 2009 on the 27th of June.

And Lauren, wait for it, wait for it. Here's your birthday banger. Listen, baby, I'll be Another banger. Yeah. Some would say re-energise that song in the Pitch Perfect movies. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right.

How do you feel about it, Lauren? Is it enough to beat Rhythm As A Dancer and R.I.P. Avicii? Oh, my God, they're all good songs. They're all good songs. I'm vibing it. You're vibing it. I'd be happy to play any of them. Yeah. But we can only play one.

The feeling came with Rhythm Is A Dancer for me. More than Avicii? More than Avicii for me. That's my vote. More than... Yep. You're trying to convince me. You went, oh, I'm just checking we've got the right vibe.

No, you vote for AvicG if you want a VG. No, I'm just checking. I'm just checking. No, you know what I... More than this. You know. Who doesn't want this? That's the part where she's like...

To be honest, I was just checking the vibes. Julianne, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Thank you. I love it. We love you, Julianne. Come back any time. Brazil, yeah.

I will. Thank you. No worries. Enjoy this. Brian, Clint, this is Birthday Banger on ZM. We'll see you next time. Feel it in the air Oh, it's a passion Oh, you can feel it, yeah Oh, it's a passion Oh, oh, oh, oh

Where the men are dancing It's a source of passion People feel it everywhere Lift your hands and voices, breathe your mind and join us You can feel it in the air Oh, it's a passion Oh, you can feel it, yeah Oh, it's a passion

Oh, oh, oh, oh That's a passion Rhythm You can feel it, people feel it Rhythm Rhythm as a dancer Rhythm You can feel it, people feel it Rhythm Rhythm, rhythm is a dancer Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source companion Well, the leather dancer

It's a source of passion People feel it everywhere Lift your hands and voices Green your mind and darkness You can feel it in the air Oh, it's a passion Oh, you can feel it, yeah Oh, it's a passion

Oh, oh, oh Well, I'm ready You can feel it, people feel it Thank you. Watch this, bring your mind and daughters. You can feel it in the air. Oh, it's a passion. Oh, you can feel it, yeah. Oh, it's a passion. Zinni and Bree and Clint. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Snap, rhythm as a dancer, the winner of Birthday Banger. Rhythm as a dancer. Drinking Ross, boss. Love or hate that? He would hate it. Yeah, that's better. I like that more. We've had a few talk the winner of Birthday Banger. Drinking Ross, boss. Love or hate that? He would hate it. Yeah, that's better. I like that more. We've had a few talkings too this week.

Yeah. And clearly it's done nothing. It had to be that song. It's 90s week. It's all about friends. That's what it is. It's all about the 90s this week. It's Friday Jams Day.

Yeah, and it's Friday Jams Day. Ross is like, yeah, jams from the 2000s. Right, it's close. So we've got Avicii and La Rue. And that's Birthday Banger. like, yeah, jams from the 2000s. Right, it's close. Took out Avicii and La Rue. And that's Birthday Banger. We do it every day at that time. We play the number one song on someone's 16th birthday

and today it just happened to be Julianne's. I loved her. I loved her accent. Yeah, from Brazil. So cool. Yeah. The Friends Reunion. It was massive. It was massive. It was awesome.

It gave me everything I wanted. I heard a review of it this morning in the news, and they were like, reviewers are saying the Friends reunion was great, but not quite as good as the original show. It's like, no shit, Sherlock. Oh, God, they're tough, aren't they? Anyway.

No one wants to hear your review of the Friends reunion, by the way. No. Just watch it, enjoy it, and let it be. Keep it to yourself. Yeah, yeah, Sherlock. Oh, God. They're tough, aren't they? Anyway. No one wants to hear your review of The Friends Reunion, by the way. No. Just watch it, enjoy it, and let it be. Keep it to yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there was one really interesting part to me on the show last night where they started talking about the one sentence pitch. Yeah. Which essentially in TV world is where

they write a one sentence line to sum up the whole show. Yeah. To get it sold. Yeah. And the Friends one is so good. Explains the whole idea in one line, right? It does. So the Friends one is, it's about that time in your life when your friends are your family.

God, that sums it up well. You put that over every single episode. Yep. And you make sense, eh? And off the back of that, I've come up with a new radio game. Right. I like to call it Horrible One Sentence Pitch Lines. Sweet.

I feel like you should play Producer Ben in this. Okay, I'll play Ben. Because Ben is the TV show guy on our show. He loves a bit of TV. Well, he's got that Amazon fire stick, doesn't he? Come on through, Producer Ben. He does. He's got all those illegal downloads. So what I've done is

I've picked a few shows out and I've written a horrible one sentence pitch. Got it. And you need to be able to guess the show from my horrible one sentence pitch line. Sweet, I can do that. Alright guys, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Ben, your buzzer is Ben. Clint, your buzzer is

Bananas. No, I'm just kidding. It's Clint. Alright, here comes movie number one. Can you tell me what I'm sorry, show number one. Can you tell me what show this is? Guy with an advertising job keeps cheating on people and feels bad sometimes. Yes, Clint. Mad Men. That is

correct. Yes! One point to Clinton. That's unfair. That is my favourite TV show of all time. Sounds old. Yeah, that is a little bit unfair. Okay. Sounds old.

It's newer than Friends. Don't bother. No. I'm not going to. All right. TV show number two, Bad One Sentence Pitch Lines. Can you name this one? A family with a lot of issues has big decisions to make.

Ben. Yes, Ben. Breaking Bad? Oh, I was going to say Breaking Bad too. No. Clint Malcolm in the middle. No, I was looking for I did say these were bad pitch

lines. The Crown. Yeah, alright. Too loose. Way too loose. Alright, here comes TV show number three. Man gets cancer and proceeds to Ben. No, B-S. That was Ben.ceeds to Rejuvenate. Ben Jus. No, B-S. That was Ben.

And I believe it's Breaking Bad. You got it. Yeah. All right. Two to go. Can you tell me what TV show this is? A man wakes up from a coma to learn that his best friend is boning his wife. Complete chaos follows.

Producer Joel, do you want to buzz in? Oh, bonus point. Walking Dead? That is The Walking Dead. Oh, he's not even playing, but he's in the game. All three are in the game. This is the last movie for the win, okay? TV show.

I don't know why I keep saying movie. Here we go. Last TV show. He did it. No, wait. Maybe it was her. No, actually, it was definitely that first guy. Pretty Little Liars.

No! I was going to say Game of Thrones. No, Joel, for the win. Family Guy. No! It was the undoing on Neon. Oh, yeah, right. What do you think?

So no one wins. No one wins. It's a three-way tie. And who doesn't love a three-way? Um, I don't really know what to do with that, to be honest. Let's talk about God for a second. Oh, okay.

Like the real God. The real G-O-D, yeah. Yes, there's a survey out today which has found, it pretty much surveyed millennials about their beliefs in God. Yes. Do they believe in God? Any God? Any God.

A God. I think a God. Yeah, a God. The results are quite interesting. 43% of millennials said they don't believe God exists. Oh yeah, okay. Which is interesting, especially when you put it with the other statistic

that 54% of the same group of people surveyed said they considered themselves Christians. Oh, buzzy. Interesting, eh? Still 54%. 57. 57. That's a lot. So 57% of people considering themselves of our age,

considering themselves Christian seems like a lot to me. Yeah, right. Because I don't have that many friends, and I mean it depends what circles you travel in, but I have Christian friends but not a lot of them, and it feels like there's less people. I think to answer that question from you, I'm pretty sure this is an American study.

Oh, man, that changes it so much. Which makes a lot more sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I feel like New Zealand to America in our age group, quite different when it comes to these kind of details. I think New Zealand, well, this is I don't know, but I feel like New Zealanders as a population, we're much more agnostic is what I would say.

I'd agree with that. I would agree with that. But it's interesting that they don't line up, those two statistics. So people consider themselves Christians, but they don't believe in God. Wait a minute. No, you've got it wrong. Wait a minute. No, I've got it wrong.

The stats line up perfectly. They do. Actually, you've got it wrong. Wait a minute. No, I've got it wrong. The stats line up perfectly. They do. Actually, they line up exactly. Not even 1% difference. Some would say by divine intervention, the numbers. Apparently, I didn't believe in math study at school. Because you're in Catholic school. You're in Catholic school.

Yeah, yeah. Too busy with God. Christian studies. Yeah, exactly right. RE, we called it. Did you call it Christian studies? At my first school I went to, when I went to a public high school, we called it RE.

Yeah. And then when I went to a private school, we called it Christian studies. Oh, yeah. It was also called RI, religious instruction. Oh, really? Yeah. Which sounded too much like religious intervention.

That's so weird because we had a class called RSI, which was just for people who'd hurt their wrists. Lol. Bree and Clint. Okay, I want you to picture a world where you don't get sick, where science has cured all chronic illness, and you have the ability to live as long as the human body will allow you to i know but do you want to live like when you can't walk very well maybe you can walk very well because

they've because science has solved things like arthritis will you just be a floating head that's kind of hovering around in a machine or something no there's been a study done that aims to predict how long your body can physically function for if it had no chronic disease coming at it. Interesting. So like no cancer. No cancer. No like tumors. No tumors.

No. No like. No COVID. No COVID. No COVID. Can I take a guess? No dementia. No things like that.

Yeah, that's a horrible one. All the things that as you get older, they start to, you know, grind you down and things like that. And eventually, you die of something, you know? So this study is kind of going, if everybody lived and died of natural causes eventually... This is how long you'd live. How long could we live for? Can I have a guess? Yeah.

So, it's like people can live to like over 100. Do you want me to give you a little bit of framing first? Okay Currently, the global life expectancy So when you take in every country and you average it out Global life expectancy right now 73 years old Okay, that's pretty high considering there's third world countries

Where sometimes people don't have everything they need. Interestingly, in 1950, global life expectancy, so this is only 70 years ago. 50? Global life expectancy was 47. 47? Yeah. So you and me, pretty much almost dead. We're on our way out.

Yeah. So in 70 years, we've gone from 47 to 73 years of life expectancy. God, no wonder there's so much greenhouse gas. Yeah, no wonder there's so much plastic in the ocean. If everyone's having four Starbucks a year. Jeez. So what do you think? What do you think the ultimate is?

The oldest known person currently, 122 years old. Yep. I think I've got an exact number in my head for some reason yeah i think the age that a human could live if there was no disease no sickness 152 oh bang on 150 i nailed it bang on that's it for some reason i just thought yep that's what it would be i reckon after that there's just no more tread on the tires yeah there's nothing left you gotta replace them well yeah You will have worn through I guess the soles of your feet That's so brilliant

You're done Like you're done What is the oldest known person 122 years old 122 is the oldest someone has lived Yeah They died in 1997 I think Wow that was even back in the 90s

Yeah yeah yeah They lived to 124 Did you know If you lived to 150 If you're 150 years right now, you would have lived through two world wars, two global pandemics, 10,230 episodes of Coronation Street, and 54,750 dinners. Jeez, can you imagine?

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