ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th November 2023

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

Ridiculous BYO items.  New product for your pampered pooch.  What'd you order and what'd you get? NZ Police help us bust a myth.  177 reasons to not have kids.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody, well, kia ora everybody, rather, and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. What about that stat from Bryn, our newsreader just there, that MH370 went missing almost a decade ago? What? In March, MH370, the aeroplane, will have been missing for 10 years.

That's wild. That has disappeared. I learned another fact that blew my mind today. What year do you reckon the first PlayStation came out? PlayStation 1. Do you remember when PlayStation 1 came out? Yes. Yeah.

Because we had one. I don't think we got it when it came out. I think we got it years later. Yeah. So judging by that, I want to say it came out in the year 2000. Year 2000. The PlayStation 1 came out in 1994. What?

The PlayStation 1. Well, we got it very late in our family. Right. I think we got it second, second, secondhand. The PlayStation 2 came out in the year 2000. And the PlayStation 3 came out in the year 2006. That is just. And we've had four and five since then.

I don't understand the timeline. I don't understand what's going on. Is this COVID? Is that what happened? Is it the COVID? Is it because we lost those three years to COVID? But we had a Sega in the 90s. We had a Sega.

I didn't even know that a PlayStation existed until the 2000s. Yeah, we had a Mega Drive. Our parents were not telling us, that's why. Yeah, we had a Sega Mega Drive too. Before the internet when you could just not tell kids things. Yeah, you're like, oh, no. The Sega Mega Drive is the best console on the market. But, Mum, it's 2013.

Yeah, and how good's Alex the Kid? Yeah. He keeps getting better. Sonic the Hedgehog? Collect those rings. Hey, today on the show, your chance to... What are we giving away today? What's good that we're giving away?

We've got some KFC to give away. Oh, we're going to play the Kit Kat decision-making game at 4 o'clock where you can win some cash and a Kit Kat prize pack. That's right. We're going to do that, as-making game at 4 o'clock where you can win some cash and a Kit Kat prize pack. That's right. We're going to do that, as Clint said, at 4 o'clock. But we also have $50 up for grabs right now with Tradie versus Lady. You want to play? Give us a call.

0800 dial ZM right now. First question, what year did the PlayStation come out? 1994. Correct. Brie and Clint, ZM. Brie and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one.

Let's go. Tradie versus Lady, a score update for you. If you have been following along for the year, the Tradie's on 101, the Lady's on 106. Let's go to our Lady first. She's in Auckland. She's 34, and she grew up out at the beach. Welcome to the show, Abby. G'day, Abs.

Hello. What beach did you grow up at? Out at Toa Kaua Bay, if you know that. No. Is it a secret spot that you can tell us about? Yeah. Beautiful little small community. Still wholesome, so that's a plus.

Were you a surfer growing up or not a surfing beach? No, not a surfy beach, really. More like oyster shell beach. Oh, yeah, nice. Oh, yeah, cool, right. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. They're calling from Invercargill. They're 23 years old and they milk cows every day.

Welcome to the show, Lockie. G'day, Lockie. How you going? You ever been kicked by a cow? I have, actually. How much? A couple of weeks ago, actually. How much does it bloody hurt?

Did it break your shin or what? It was actually in private parts, to be honest with you. Oh, I mean. Yeah, well, you're touching their private, so. It was blitzing blue for a couple of weeks. I bet. It was an eye for an eye. Lockie, your buzzer is tradie.

Abby, yours is lady. First of three correct answers is getting $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What year did the PlayStation 1 come out? Yes, Lockie. Oh, we're losing Lock Yes, Lockie. Lady. I'm sorry.

Oh, we're losing Lockie. Lockie. Lockie. Nineteen ninety-four. Nineteen ninety-four. We got it in the end. Nineteen ninety-four is correct. One to the tradies.

Question number two. What is the name of the ship that Captain Cook first visited New Zealand on? Lady. Yes, Abby. Was it the Endeavour? It was the Endeavour.. Yes, Abby. Was it The Endeavour? It was The Endeavour. Nice work, Abby. Very well done.

She's on the money. We are one apiece. Question number three. The Endeavour's on the money too. It's on the 50 cent coin. Yeah, literally. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Abby. Yes, Abby. Lady, lady. Paramore? Yeah. It is, of course, Paramore. They were in the country a couple of weeks ago. An amazing show.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Lockie, to stay in it. Question number four. Which sport do the Chicago Cubs play? Lady? Yes, Abby, for the win? Basketball? Worth a guess?

No. Lockie, pick one of the other ones. Like NRL, I would say? No, not in Chicago. The Chicago Cubs, historic baseball club in America. No points there. I've never even heard of them.

Have you never heard of the Chicago Cubs? Really? Wow, okay. I've never heard of them. Amazing. Question number five. How many compartments are in a cow's stomach? Trady.

Yes, Lockie. I believe three. Oh, no, that's how many stomachs a cow has. Oh, no, no, sorry. Abby, you want to have a guess? How many compartments are in a cow's stomach? Two. We're looking for four is the answer.

No points there. I thought that was a sitter for Lockie. I thought, oh, we're playing to his strengths. Yeah, and these questions are done before we meet the contestants, so there's no bias. Question number six. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. If I was surfing on Waikiki Beach, what country would I be in?

Lady. Yes, Abby? Country. USA. Yeah, technically you're right. Well done. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Really well done, Abby. You gathered your thoughts and you went with USA and you've picked up the $50 cash thanks to KFC. Nice work. Yay, thank you. Well done. I'd actually put Hawaii down as the answer. And then I was like, oh no.

It's a state. Abby's right. Yeah, it's a state. Abby's got this one. Well done, Abby. $50 from KFC. Abby's right. Yeah, it's a state. Abby's got this one. Well done, Abby. 50 bucks from KFC. Bree and Clint. Look, if you know me, I'm not big into the royal family.

Don't follow it. Don't really care. Went to Buckingham Palace a couple of months ago when I was in London. Most disappointing landmark. Bree went. Buckingham Palace. One star. That's right.

You gave Buckingham Palace a one star review. Everything else I saw, amazing. That's right. You gave Buckingham Palace a one star review. Everything else I saw, amazing. I was amazed. Public Toilet Spare was like, this is fantastic. Yep. Buckingham Palace. Buckingham Palace, eh. Well, I didn't even know.

I was like, are we sure this is it? Like, are we sure? Well, you only get to see the front of it, but yeah. Yeah, but a little underwhelming. But that's because I'm not a, what do they call people who are big Royals fans? A Royalist. A Royal fans? A royalist. A royalist. A monarchist.

Not a big monarchist, but I am a fan of this story because this is weird. And I want to talk about King Charles because there's a story doing the rounds about him at the moment with some of his strange habits that he has. So apparently this has come from one of the butlers, one of the valets that looks after King Charles. That's where it's come from. Your butler would know all your dirty secrets. Or maybe a former butler or valet, but I'm not sure.

Your butler would know if you left skitties in your undies. Yeah, pretty much. Because they'd have to wash them for you. So it says here he served as a butler to King Charles and Princess Diana and also the Queen, but doesn't anymore, I believe. Some of the things that he says about King Charles is that his pyjamas are pressed every single morning, his shoelaces are pressed flat with an iron,

and the bath plug has to be in a certain position. I said bath plug. Bath plug. The bath plug needs to be inserted in a certain position. No, it has to be in a certain position and the water temperature has to be just

tippered. Right, okay. So that's some of the weird stuff. This is also real strange. Apparently, okay. So that's some of the weird stuff. This is also real strange. Apparently, the king has his valet squeeze one inch of toothpaste onto his toothbrush every morning. I don't want someone else toothpasting my toothbrush. You're so fancy and so rich that you can't put your own toothpaste on your toothbrush. I don't want a random in the bathroom while I'm brushing my teeth. So I'll do my own toothpaste.

Or maybe they do it before he gets up and they have it there ready for him. Then my toothpaste is just sitting out there going all crusty. It's got poo particles on it. The amount of poo particles that would be flying around that royal bathroom. But it's one particular fact that has come out from this butler about King Charles that I've really latched onto and find really unusual. Right. Because all that other stuff is kind of like, oh, yep, you're rich.

You get people to do stuff for you. But this one is just strange. So apparently King Charles III always brings his own toilet seat and Kleenex velvet toilet paper wherever he goes. He BYOs toilet seat and toilet paper. He brings it with him. The king takes his own throne for the throne. Literally.

How strange is that? My toddlers take their own toilet seat, but that's only because they'll fall in if they don't use that toilet seat. it's so they don't fall in there. What's his excuse? Has he got an incredibly narrow bottom? Maybe he... Is that what it is?

Do you reckon he's, like, ever used a public toilet in his life? I just picture King Charles having to rock up at those nasty public toilets. Like, you know the ones at the beach where there's sand everywhere and someone who's in wet togs is sat on the seat and then it's just a nightmare. Or those ones at the beach that are steel and they don't actually have a toilet seat. I hate those.

Those little black strips of plastic that sit on top of the steel bowl. Or just one that's straight steel. Trust me. Us ladies, our bums see all those public toilets. You'd have to do the hover, eh? No, that's bad for you. Is it? I'd say you can get a UTI.

I reckon you'd get a UTI from those toilets as well. You can get something else. It's not UTI. It starts with a different letter. I thought we could ask people, because I think that is real weird, BYOing your toilet seat and toilet paper. But there's people out there that love to BYO something. Like what are you BYOing that's really quite unusual

or is it someone you know, maybe it's your partner? Do you find people who BYO their own pillow to a hotel strange? Yeah, a little bit. Not as strange as this. Not as strange as bringing your own toilet to a hotel. A friend of mine always BYOs her own hot sauce. Oh, yeah. It's not hot enough for her.

It's not hot enough and she likes this particular hot sauce and so she'll BYO hot sauce to every restaurant, every cafe. If she's going to a picnic, she's got the hot sauce. She has it on her key ring. I knew somebody who BYOed their own toaster and kettle wherever they went. Oh, because they don't want to use the dirty hotel ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?

But even if they're going to stay at your house, they bring their own toaster and kettle because they like it a very specific way. Yeah. Oh, no, that's weird. That's weird. Sort it out. 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. Maybe it's you.

Maybe it's someone you know. But what's the weird thing that they BYO? Brian Clint. Is his bum so royal? It should never touch the seat of the common man. No. His butt cheeks should never have to go where your butt cheeks go. Oh, well, he's missing out.

He's missing out. It builds immunity, in my opinion. If you ever got the chance to stay in Buckingham Palace, you're definitely going to use the King's Toilet A. Think about how many people you've touched butt cheeks with. Did you say it builds immunity or builds community? Both. Both.

Yeah. Yeah. So we're asking you this afternoon, what's the weird thing that you BYO? Erica's here. Hi, Erica. Hi, Erica. Hello. Hi. What's something that you that you BYO? Erica's here. Hi, Erica. Hi, Erica. Hello. Hi.

What's something that you're BYOing everywhere? I live in Auckland, so it's got to be an avocado. You carry an avocado around in your handbag, Erica. Yeah, it's in an avo saver, too, so that it doesn't get bruised. I've seen the avo saver, yeah. Is this because... You know when you go for a salad and you're like, do you want to add Avvo?

And the next thing you know, you've got a second mortgage just to pay for your avocado on your salad. Oh, my God, that's why you're BYOing avocado. It's actually smart. Yeah, better living. Better living, everyone. Do you ever pull the Avvo out? Say you're going to get a burrito and they're always like,

you know, at certain sandwich places and they say an extra $4 for avo, or do you just say, can you just put this one on it? No, no, no, no, no. We wait until we round the corner. It's Erica's secret shame. Yeah, I think you should just pull it out at the time. Why not? Genius.

Thank you, Erica. Someone texted and they said, I BYO my own water to work. Literally three litres comes with me every day. Oh, you should take it from work. Yeah, but they must have better water at home. Maybe they've got like a good filtration system or something. I mean, that is true. Someone else said, I BYO my own tea bag if I go somewhere for a cup of tea.

I also say nah if they ask if they want to make it for me. Other people are not able to make good tea. Dilma, do try it. Wow, that person knows their tea. That person loves a Dilma. Lana's here. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Lana.

Hi, Lana. Hi, long-time listener, first-time caller. Oh, wait a second, Lana. Hold on, wait a second. First-time caller. First-time caller. Oh, we love you, Lana. We love you. We finally got you.

This is getting a workout, isn't it? We finally are starting to entice some of these people to call in, so we're glad to have you here, Lana, and we're excited to know what is your weird BYO? So it's actually my partner, and pretty much whenever we go away for the weekend or we go to a party, he has to take his own

beer glass. Really? Really? Yeah. Why? Is it something special about the beer glass? Not really. He likes it because it has a handle and apparently that keeps the air cold. I mean, it's true. Yeah, your hand doesn't warm it up. Will he take it to, like, a bar?

Will he take it into, like, a sports club or anything like that? He has taken it. We had our engagement do recently at the RFA. Wow. I like it. Imagine if someone tried to clear his glass away. He might dive on him and be like, that's my glass. He is.

Honestly, we left it at a friend's place once, and it was a mish trying to get it back, and he was so, so disappointed. Oh, bless. Does he have more than one at any BYO's places, or just this one particular glass? Oh, he's got about three in the cupboard, but he always takes one in the telly bag.

You know, if he's that routine-ized now, like if he's that set in his ways, that's only going to get stronger and worse and more as he gets older, Lana. You know that, eh? I sure do. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to have his spot on the couch.

I mean, it makes sense. He likes his glass how he likes it. It's like an old dog. Thanks, Lana. We appreciate your first time calling the Brian Clint Show. Cheers. You ought to call more often. That was a ripper.

A few more texts To finish it off If I go away for work I'm a tradie I take my own espresso machine Oh yeah Someone else said I have to

Take a bottle of tomato sauce With me everywhere I've heard this Yep Someone else said I take my own toilet paper On a night out Because I don't like

Using the rough stuff In the club toilets That's a life hack Yeah That's a life hack You're only one step away From King Charles though own toilet paper on a night out because I don't like using the rough stuff in the club toilets. That's a life hack. Yeah. That's a life hack. You're only one step away from King Charles, though. That one I'm on board with. Yeah, toilet paper, not toilet seat.

Yeah. You just don't put it in your bra because you'll get sweaty. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean Taylor Swift, the Taylor Swift machine rolls on. She's announced how you can watch the Eras Tour at home. I can't handle Taylor Swift. She's the smartest person there ever was.

So first of all, obviously she filmed her wildly successful tour, took it to the cinema, added behind-the-scenes footage. So even if you went to the concert, you have to go to the cinema to see that. Now, now, just when you thought she couldn't get smarter, she's now taking it to a streaming service and releasing three new songs when it goes to the streaming service.

So even if you went to the concert and you went to the cinema, you now want to have another reason to watch it. I can't handle it. Why is she the most brilliant person there ever was? She's a marketing genius. Also there's been a lot of stuff swirling

at the moment about when we're going to get Taylor's version of Reputation. People were saying she was going to announce it at one of the shows but she didn't. But I reckon it's on the horizon. I reckon that's going to drop as well. I reckon it's coming soon. She just continues. I'd love to be in one of well. I reckon it's coming soon. She just continues,

I'd love to be in one of the brainstorms where they go, okay, Taylor, what are the business opportunities this year? She's like, glad you asked. Here are 15 things that we're going to do and each one of them is going to bring in about a billion dollars.

Yeah. And everyone's like, love it, Queen, yes, yay. Yeah, we'll all just take some money off of your good ideas. So you pay to stream the Eris tour at home and her fans will love it. You'll love it. Oh, they'll all just take some money off of your good ideas. So you pay to stream the Eras Tour at home, and her fans will love it. You'll love it.

Oh, they'll eat it up. All the people with kids and kids who can't go to the Eras Tour will love it. I mean, look at Katy Perry's doco part of me, which, I mean, was a doco. It wasn't just the concert. But that was one of the most, I think, well-performing docos like that ever,

and then Taylor Swift is just going to explode. Dean, you been to the ERA's tour yet? Have you seen Taylor Swift on this tour? No, I didn't go. I haven't been or anything, no. But I am obsessed with her, and that's one thing I would go to. Yeah, absolutely. Are tickets as hard to come by, hard to get in America

as they have been here? No, not quite that insane. Like in Australia, people are quitting their jobs and dressing up in disguise and hiding out in buildings and stuff. No, in America, not quite that wild. You could probably go on like Ticketmaster and buy resale stuff, but overseas, obviously, just completely. They get more shows.

There's so many shows that she would do around America, yeah. There you go. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I've got breaking dog news, everybody. Well, it's not really breaking. It's just dog news.

You've got dogs. There's a lot of things you can get for your dogs these days, right? There is so many things you can spend your money on. The amount of money I spend on my dogs is ridiculous. I just see all these people laughing all the way to the bank. They're like, yeah, let's play on these people's heartstrings. I think that's exactly what it is. I think people who make these products are like,

they see you as suckers. We're a target. They love these dogs so much. So if we tell them their dog needs this thing, then they will feel like they are bad dog owners if they don't get this thing for their dog. I also want to point out there is some great products out there too. And there are some great products.

Like those mini couches that you can get for your dog that look like your couch and then they can have their own couch to sleep on. Haven't even seen that. Great idea. The slow feeder bowls. Whoever invented those, genius. I need one of those for myself. Yeah, you can get them for yourself.

I keep getting indigestion. And then you can't eat with a knife and fork. You just have to eat with your face. Yeah, yeah. Eat around the maze. I keep getting indigestion. And then you can't eat with a knife and fork. You just have to eat with your face. Yeah, yeah, eat around the maze. Well, here's another one. And I'm wondering if you need this for your dog because you love your dog. So how come you haven't been buying them this thing?

Well, I don't know about it maybe. So it's being stocked at Faro, which is a very fancy supermarket in Auckland. They're only in Auckland and they only sell the fanciest of things. They sell imported cheeses and artisanal breads and... The stuff that they have at Faro

is just so bougie. It's so nice, but you would need to take out a second mortgage. I feel like the produce has just been picked off a tree and then placed into their fruit and veggie section and then as soon as it's like an hour old, they just get rid of it.

So they only do fancy. And they also do pet stuff. And I wonder if this is the product for you. Claudia, if you could bring it up on the screen, the new product. It's going to be like a dog G-string or something, is it? No, this is called Paws Water, natural spring water for dogs. Dog water for your dog to drink. Yeah, I've got dog water.

It comes out of the tap. I've got a supply that comes straight from my tap. Not like this, not like this. Paws water, woofing good water, promises no added chlorine or fluoride, and it's rich in silica, which they say helps with your dog's fur coat. I'd love to test this water. They also say that you can drink the water if you – Well, I'd hope so.

If it's got all that stuff in it, I'd hope I could drink it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My partner always gives our dogs the filter water. She picks up the dog bowl and then she'll, because we have one of those. Out of the fridge. Yeah, because we just have one of those fridges, not a nice machine, but just it does the filtered water. And so she'll like stick the dog bowl and I'm like, it's a bit yuck.

Yeah, especially for a dog. You should be giving them this water from Farrow. No, I mean putting the dog bowl against where we put our glasses to get the water. Do you want to know how much? Oh, no. It comes in put our glasses to get the water. Do you want to know how much? Oh, no. It comes in 10-litre boxes, this water. How much is human water in 10 litres? Do we know that?

A lot less than this. It's less than this. Bear in mind this is just water. It's $16.99 a box for dog water. Who is buying that? There's a bit in your brain where you're like, oh, I could afford $16. Nah. I could's $16.99 a box for dog water. Who is buying that? There's a bit in your brain where you're like, oh, I could afford $16.99. I'm telling you, I grew up in the country.

Not one part of my brain is thinking, oh, I couldn't spend that much money on dog water. Dogs drink from the toilet. My dog literally drinks from the toilet. Dogs drink from puddles. Like dogs drink from like plates that get left out on the deck after a barbecue. I feel like I've said that

a couple of times on today's show already, but it builds their immunity. It does. Do you reckon they're selling a lot of that? I don't know, but obviously you don't love your dogs enough to get it, so that's fine. I was just checking. I just wanted to see if you I mean... Do you buy your family bottled water well no they don't they're not dogs they don't need

i know but you know do you not love your family enough when they bring to buy them you know filtered brie brie brie when they bring out water for people then i'll absolutely be buying it. Mate, it's in the supermarket. Brian Clint. This story is wild. Like, strap in. Like, it's nearly unbelievable, but this is a true story. It happened to a woman named Kimberly McCormick. She flew to Mexico to get some

surgeries done. She wanted to get a breast lift and some skin removed after she had lost a significant amount of weight following a weight loss surgery that she also had done in Mexico. Okay. Okay? Yeah.

So she's had surgery there before, lap band or one of those surgeries, lost a heap of weight. Must be cheaper. Yeah, definitely cheaper in Mexico. Yeah. And then she wanted to go back to get her boobs lifted and a bit of excess skin, I believe, taken from her arms. Yeah, why not?

You know? And instead, she has woken up with breast implants that are enormous and a Brazilian butt lift. Uh-oh. Not only did the 65-year-old wake up in a lot of pain in areas she wasn't expecting to have... The butt. But she also woke up to a whopping bill of $115,000. Oh!

And that's the cheap one. Best to get it cheap in Mexico. Yeah. How much was one in Brazil? I don't know. That seems like a lot, doesn't it? Did they take the excess skin that she wanted taken? Well, she had hoped that the surgeon would remove the loose skin under her arms,

but instead they did the butt lift, so the skin's still there. Now she's got a big booty as well. And then she's got big boobs. She didn't want breast implants. She said, I'm 65. Oh, she she's got big boobs. She didn't want breast implants. She said, I'm 65. Oh, she was getting a breast lift. She was getting a breast lift. Oh, not a breast augmentation.

No. Oh. So they've put these enormous boobs in her. I believe they're double Ds. And she said, I didn't want breast implants. Whose chart have they confused her with? I don't know. What a balls up.

Yeah. Can you imagine? You'd freak out. At least they can be taken out, I guess. Is that how a Brazilian butt lift works? It's an implant situation as well, isn't it? I feel like the Brazilian butt lifts, you take fat from other parts of your body and they inject it.

Oh, so maybe it can't be reversed. Well, I looked into it because she's gone back to the US and she's gotten quotes from doctors back home because she doesn't want to go to Mexico again. And apparently to fix what they have done. So just keep in mind she's already got a bill of $115,000, which I feel like they should give. She shouldn't have to pay that.

They should give her a discount, surely. She shouldn't have to pay it. She didn't want it. That's like going to a car dealership. She got nothing of what she wanted. And they give you the keys to a Lexus and you're like, I don't want a Lexus. They're like, well, you've got it now.

I wanted a Toyota. You have to pay for it. Anyway, US doctors believe that it'll cost around another $115,000 to fix the surgery. And then she still has to have another surgery to get the skin removed. What a nightmare for this poor woman. Yeah. She's wanted to have a little lift done of the boobs

and a bit of the skin taken from her arms to live her best life. Yeah. And they've bloody injected fat into her bum and given her huge boobs. There's one place you don't expect them to make those kind of mistakes and it's a hospital. You'd freak out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The poor woman, honestly.

You can understand if a builder like, I was going to say knocks down the wrong wall, but even then I'd be a bit muffed if a builder knocked down the wrong wall. I'd rather that than them put bloody double Ds in me when I didn't ask for them. Or something where you'd be okay with it. Like if you were ordering lunch and they accidentally gave you mayonnaise when you said no sauce or something like that. Yeah, I could deal with that a lot more.

I'm just trying to think of ones where it's like the attention to detail is not as important as this. I feel like the attention to detail when you're putting someone into surgery is pretty important, isn't it? It's where they draw on you. That's why they put like marker pen all over you. My brother went to a dentist when we were in high school and the dentist drilled the wrong tooth.

Oh, no. The exact mirror image so that he needed the canine one at the top on the right done and the dentist drilled the left one. And when he went home, and then halfway through the dentist was like, uh-oh, so filled them both, filled that one and then drilled the one that needed it. And when he went home, mum's, and then halfway through the dentist was like, uh-oh. So filled them both, filled that one and then drilled the one that needed it.

The hole he just made. And then got home, mum goes, why have you got two fillings? He's like, oh, and we went back to the dentist and he's like,

oh yeah, I drilled the wrong one. I'd be roadball. I drilled a healthy tooth. Yeah. That should have been a free trip. At least. At least.

At least. Was it? Do you remember? No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I thought we could ask people this afternoon. I mean, if you had a surgery nightmare or something went bad in surgery,

we'd love those stories. I mean, if you're okay. Yeah, obviously. If you're okay. Like, did they leave something in you? But you're okay. But you're okay now. But you're okay.

But, like, did they leave some gauze in you? But you're okay. And then you had to go back and get it out, but you're okay now. I feel like the gauze thing's pretty serious. Yeah, it can go real yuck in there and give you a bad infection. But are you okay now? But you're okay now. But you're all good now?

We'd love to take those calls, 0800-DIAL-ZM, or you can text them through on 9696. But the other question we're asking doesn't have to be surgery, but what did you order and what did you get instead? But you're okay now. But you're okay now. But you're okay now. Okay.

Yeah. You're okay now. But everything's all good now. Bree and Clint. Did you have a surgery whoopsie? But you're okay now. But you're fine now. You're okay now.

Everything's all good. Tickety-boo. We know that's a hugely serious topic, surgery whoopsies. Whoopsies. That's what they call them too, surgery whoopsies. You know what I reckon one of my biggest nightmares is? Yeah.

Having surgery and being one of those people where they think you're under but you're not really under and you can feel everything. Yeah. Oh, my God. It happens to people. It's a real thing. Like sleep paralysis except they're cutting you open. So you're like you're – Don't scare people. They might be having surgery this week. You's a real thing. Like sleep paralysis, except they're cutting you open. So you're like, you're...

Don't scare people. They might be having surgery this week. You're under anesthetic. Yeah. But then you are not. It's weird. Yeah. Oh my God, it scares me so much.

So the surgery whoopsies that we're asking for... That would count. That would count. Relating to this lady who went to Mexico for a skin, like baggy skin removal after she lost weight. From her arms and a breast lift. She got a breast implant and a butt lift. Not what she ordered.

A big whoopsie from whoever did that surgery. So did you have a surgery whoopsie? Or like that lady, did you order something and get something else? Yes. Let's see what we get on the phones. Adam's here. Hi, Adam. Hi, Adam.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, thanks. Which one is it for you? Surgery mishap or not get what you ordered? A bit of both. A bit of both. Okay. So it's a bit of a win-win.

So everyone hates going to the dentist. They're paying for the dentist and they cause you all that pain and that kind of stuff. But I had this wisdom tooth for years that was gouging into my gum, all this pain. Yeah. It was horrible and I got ulcers and all that. And I was popping in there and asking to take the tooth out. Yeah.

Oh, no. So I go to the dentist and I go, take it out, do your thing. He might have been a little bit weak, this guy. He just couldn't get it out. He couldn't pull the wisdom tooth out. That does happen from time to time where they just can't get a tooth out. He's just yanking on you. Yeah.

He's just yanking, mate. And for about half an hour, he was every tool he could find. Oh. And you're awake, obviously, during this. I was awake just going, this is horror. Yeah. Anyway, he's just slicing and slicing away. And then he couldn't get it out.

The beastie goes, you know what, mate? No charge. I couldn't get it out. Eventually he goes, you know what, mate? No charge. I couldn't get it out. I'm like, okay, sweet. Anyway, somehow, with all of that wiggling and stuff he did, he fixed the problem. Really? You're kidding.

So it actually fixed the pain. It fixed it. Well, no, it fixed the tooth somehow. He angled the tooth just enough that it no longer bit my cheek. Oh, my God. Imagine if you went back and he would have been like, that's what I meant to do. Yeah.

Exactly. If you're feeling better, then I'll charge you, actually. I did that on purpose. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. He's the best, worst dentist ever. That's crazy. He is, totally.

He's an accidentally awesome dentist. That's wild. Someone texted through on 9696 and they said, I was working at a vet clinic while studying vet nursing and one of the vets performed surgery on the wrong cat. They were both from the same family and they were boarding there while their owners were away. So two cats from the same family ended up having the same surgery.

Only one cat needed it though. I want to know what the surgery was. I hope it wasn't like an amputation or something. No, well. We bought these cats here with eight legs and we're leaving with only six legs. Imagine you come in and they both had shaved bellies and they're like, we get he needed surgery, but why is he shaved? Two for one.

Diana's here. Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana. Hi. You ordered something and got something else, didn't you? And they're like, we get he needed surgery, but why is he shamed? Two for one. Diana's here. Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana. Hi. You ordered something and got something else, didn't you? Yeah, I ordered Frank Green drink bottles for my children. Yeah.

Oh, fancy drink bottles for the kids. Frank Green. Well, yeah, well, they're at that age where labels are important. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, get him the Sistema and just ride it on with a Nico pink. Well, in hindsight, I should have because it would have been a lot cheaper. I got a gold diamond ring instead. What?

How? How? I don't know. That's what they gave me and I emailed them and I was like, um, you've sent me the wrong thing, but they were like, you can keep that. And I was like, I really just want the drink bottles. The Frank Green Company sent you a gold diamond ring. Well, it was a Frank Green website,

but it obviously wasn't the Frank Green website. Diana, was it Timu? No, it wasn't Timu. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Have you had the ring checked if it's real or is it just a fake one? I had a certificate with it, but I don't believe it's legit. Yeah, gotcha.

Oh, my God. Yeah. But you're pissed off because you wanted the drink bottle. I did. I have no use for a ring that won't fit anybody. I mean, fair enough. Yeah. That's what happens, though, with websites like that, eh?

You just have to, you know, roll with the punches. Sometimes it's perfect, sometimes not so much. Yeah, it looks legit. It obviously was not and they've just sent me that. Was it DHGate? Were you on DHGate? No! Don't say horrible things about the website DHGate.

I meant to reveal the secret. They do great work. I got a wedding dress off there and it was beautiful. I wasn't talking shit about it. How dare you talk shit about DHGate. My wife got a Gucci bucket hat off that website. They do beautiful work. I think it was like $40.

Oh, I shouldn't be revealing that her Gucci bucket hat's fake. She'll hate me for that. She'll really come after you now. Good one, Diana. You've ruined... Sorry about that. It wasn't Diana's fault. She just called up to tell a story about the Frank Green water bottles.

Poor Diana. Bree and Clint. Classical. Oh, classical music feature. You know, to bring the tone of the show up a bit. Yeah, it's a bit lowbrow sometimes on this show. So to, you know, class it up a little bit, we play this game. Yeah, with Classy Claudia.

Hi, Classy Claudia. She's fancy. Yeah. Glammy Claudia, I thought her name was. Hi, Classy Claudia. She's fancy. Yeah. Clammy Claudia I thought her name was. Oh, that was my nickname in high school. Oh, was it actually? Clammy Claudia. I do get a bit clammy sometimes though. I felt real bad like I brought up a bad memory for you.

Thanks a lot, Brie. Sorry, Claudia. Talk about that in therapy. So this is Let's Get Classical. I've taken a pop song that you'll know and hopefully love and turned it classical and you just have to tell me what it is. Thanks, Clemmie Claudia. Please don't make that catch on. So I see that you'd advise them with your name. I'm looking

for the band name and the song name. First to two points will win. You guys ready? Ready. Ready. Great. Great. Great. Oh, I know what that is. That's Coldplay and is it Viva La Vida? Yeah.

Yes. I thought there's no way she knows the name of that. Plus I do. It's a hard one. Normally I don't. This almost sounds classical already. Yeah. It does have that vibe, doesn't it?

When I saw them the other week in Perth, they bring a big bell out on stage, like a bell tower bell, and someone's just like, dong, dong, dong. I want that job. You get to travel the world. Big Coldplay's bell donger.

I hit the bell. I'm the bell guy. I'm the bell guy. I'm Coldplay's bell. I hit that bell. I hit it hard. I'm the bell end. Better than being the bell front.

That's true. Yeah. I'd much rather be the end. Take it in the rear. Yeah, same. One point for Brie. What rather be the end. Take it in the rear. Yeah, same. One point for Brie. What? The bell end.

Oh, Clint. Clint. Party's been a mess. Valerie by Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson Yeah Of course it was I had nothing on that Yeah, honestly neither

Didn't you find them? Yeah, I did You're like, wait, what is this song? I was like, did I load the right one? This is also a bit classical, listen to it Yeah, it is. Such an amazing song. Okay, one of P's.

Yeah, all tied up. So this one's for the win. Here you go. Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Same. Same. It's a new one. Yeah. It's on the playlist at the moment.

Oh, this bit's not going to help. Yeah, this bit's not going to help. Yeah, this bit's not. My brain is just... My brain is just like, you're on your own on this one. It's so there. Yeah, you both know it. It is a more unusual one, though. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I unusual one, though. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

Oh, Clint, Clint, Clint. Kenya Grace Strangers? Yeah! Oh! This one's a bit orchestral, too. I would never have got that. Not in a million years. I thought Clint might because he sees it on the screen.

Yeah, it took a while. Such a banger from her, though. Yeah. Brie and Clint. Absolute chones. Chones. Let's get classical. Brie and Clint.

We need to talk about this Aussie model. Her name is Ellie Gonzalez, and she has shared a list of the 117 reasons why she doesn't want to have children after years of being asked, oh, but why? But why not? Only 117 reasons. Why don't you want to have kids? What's the reason? She said so. She's written a list in her phone.

She shared it on her social media. And now everyone's talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. And I want to know what, as someone with kids, I want to hear some of these reasons. Yes. Like I want to know.

So I thought we could go through some of them. Some of them are quite a little bit satire, I think. And then some are serious. And then some, I think, could be warranted. But let's go through some of the ones on the list and we will decide as a group, producers, you're involved, whether you think these are warranted or not. So one of the reasons why this model doesn't want to have kids

is they are your responsibility till the day you die. Facts. That's straight facts right there. They are, and if you're not up for that, then you die. Facts. That's straight facts right there. They are. And if you're not up for that, then you shouldn't have kids. I mean, it's a long responsibility. It's a responsibility you will have,

as she said, till the day you die. It's getting longer and longer too. Like kids are staying at home till their 30s these days. Long time. It's like, we didn't sign up for this shit. You were meant to be gone when you were 18.

Another one on the list. She says they can become serial killers. Wow. I mean, technically, there's always a chance. Well, anyone can become a serial killer. That's a reason not to get a boyfriend as well. You can become a serial killer. There is a chance.

But sure, that's a reason. Fun fact about serial killers, they're all someone's kid. That's so true. That's such a good point, Claudia. I've never thought about it like that. If we all stopped having kids, there'd be no more serial killers. Exactly. I mean, it is true. She's on to something. Another one on the list, reasons why she doesn't want to

have children, is flying on an aeroplane with a child is a nightmare. I mean, that's a good point. She's a forward planner. But it doesn't last forever. Like, it's only for a couple of years. It's true.

I always feel for the parents. And you can just tell you're like, oh, they do not want to be there. No. Like, just a nightmare. Another one that's on her list, reasons why she doesn't want to have kids. They could become a racist. Oh, my goodness. It is true.

Raise them right. Fun fact about racists, they're all somebody's kids. They are someone's kids. And hopefully, Ella, you raised them right, but you never know. Yeah, actually Ella Gonzalvez What's her name? Gonzalvez. Gonzalvez. It's your responsibility.

Yeah. It's true. Although they could get radicalised by YouTube. You just never know. Another thing on the list, holidays are easier and more fun without kids. Well, obviously. Well, it depends what sort of holiday you're on. No, it doesn't. It doesn't.

Well, Disneyland's definitely more fun with kids. No. Oh, is it? Yeah. Is it? Yeah, it probably would be. No, it's about it. It's super hot

They're all wanting food They're crying They're tired They're hungry You have to wait in the lines With the kids They're probably gonna wet themselves Yeah

But it's literally for kids Otherwise you're just a weird Disney adult I don't care I'd rather do that Is it for kids Show me the paperwork Okay I'll show you

Who pays Who pays Not the kids Fine okay She should put that on the list. I understand where your logic is now. You're right. Disneyland's not for kids. Carry on with the list. She should put that on the

list. They don't pay for anything. They don't. Yeah. Freeloaders. Something else that's on the list is when you're pregnant with them, they can poo inside you. That happened to my mum. What?

Yeah. Did you poo in her? Not me. My sister pooed in her. And what? Did it fall out of your mum? It can make you really sick. Everyone pooed.

It's not actual poo. It's like black sludge. And where does it go? In your uterus. Does it come out? Well, they have to get it out. It turns into a pooterous. It's literally poison. Oh, my goodness? Well, they have to get it out. It turns into a pooterous. It's literally

poison. Oh my goodness. Yes, that can happen. That can happen. Yeah, that's fine. Another thing that's on this model's list of reasons why she's not having kids, you will not sleep ever again. I beg to differ. My mum's in bed till 9am most days.

She deserves it. How old are you? I am I beg to differ. My mum's in bed till 9am most days. She deserves it. Well, it takes a lot. I mean, how old are you? I am 23. Sweet. After how many years, you will sleep again. You will sleep again. It will feel like you're never going to sleep again,

but you'll sleep again. Yeah. Another one. These are quite serious. Postpartum depression. Yeah, that's a real thing. That's a real thing. Yeah.

This one, she says, and this. Yeah. This one she says, and this woman is married, and she says, you become second priority to your partner. No. What? Can't happen.

Well. Depends how many kids you've got. Yeah, but grow up. Like, if you're like, if you're the partner and you're like, you pay too much attention to the kids

and not enough attention to me. You are one of the kids. That's the problem in that role. I want to be a kid forever. Something else she said is that, this one's ridiculous, you will never be able to do anything fun ever again. That one's, come on, that's not true. And one that I think is a very big thing that you need to weigh up

is that you will most likely shit yourself during birth. Oh. That's a real thing. Very real thing. I kind of want to know what it feels like. And people will see it. I'm kind of keen. You know, people will be there.

It doesn't happen to everyone. It doesn't happen to everyone. It happens to a lot of people. It happens to a lot. Well, there you go. Keep that in mind when you are deciding whether to have kids or not. A hundred and seventeen reasons not to. There's a lot more, but we obviously

can't go through them all. Some of them are bloody ridiculous, though. A lot of them are really ridiculous. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Birthday Banger. Here we go, Birthday Bangers. This is where you can call us, tell us your birthday, and we put it through a little system here to figure out

what was number one when you turned 16. Let's go to Briley first. Hi, Briley. G'day, Briley. Hiya. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been?

Not too bad, not too bad. Good to hear. Briley, what's your birthday, mate? 18th of July, 1996. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012. And let me take you back there with this one. A sigh from Briley. Katy Perry.

I like it. Do you not like it, Briley? I don't know. I'm not too sure about it. Yeah, Kate. I don't mind that song from Katy Perry. Me neither. I'm not too sure about it. Yeah, Kate. I don't mind that song from Katy Perry. Me neither. I'm wide awake.

It's kind of peak era Katy Perry. Yeah. In my opinion. Before we got swish, swish, swish, and then everything went downhill. Yeah, it all went downhill after that. It did, Briley. It did. Okay.

Wait there, Briley. We've got to do a birthday banger for Adrian. Hi. G'day, Adrian. G'day, team. What have you been up to today, mate? Mowing grass and planting sorghum. Planting what?

Sorghum? Sorghum? Sorghum. What's that? Oh, it's just like a crop of some cows. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Interesting.

There you go. Learned something new. Hey, Adrian, what's your birthday? 28th of September, 1999. All right, that means you were 16 back in 2015. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top. Now we got bad luck. You know it used to be bad luck.

So take a look what you... You're a Swifty, Adrian. What do you reckon? Oh, I can't remember a song, but I wouldn't call myself a Swifty. Yeah. I quite like that song from Taylor Swift. Yeah, me too. She's throwing massive shade at Katy Perry,

who's our other birthday banger song, so that's interesting. Oh, what do you know? One more for Maddie on 0800-DARLS-IT-M, who's going to do Mum's Birthday Banger. Hey, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi. How old are you, Maddie?

I'm 10. Okay, perfect. You can't play yet, but you can play for your mum. So what's your mum's name? Amanda's my mum's name. I love asking kids what their mum or dad's names are because sometimes I'm like... I don't use the name, yeah.

Wait a second. But very good, Maddie. You're on to it. What's her birthday? 20th of April, 1991. God, she is just a pro at this, Maddie. She was 16 in 2007 and this is

her birthday banger. Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me. Oh, mum will rate this, Maddie. This is a chill. Bit of Timberland. With Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. Do you like this song, Maddie? I love it.

You love it. Yeah, nice. I love it too. I'm voting for it. Yeah, me too, actually. That's my birthday banger for today. And Clint's, which means, Maddie, you've won for your mum birthday banger.

Yay. Nice work, Maddie. Well done. Call us in six years. We'll do your birthday banger, okay? Okay. Alright, we'll talk to you then. Brie and Clint, go on ZM. Brie and Clint.

ZM, Brie and Clint, the winner of birthday banger today for Maddie's mum, Amanda, is Timberland's Can Give It To Me from 2007. Banger. God, they were a good combo, Timberland and Nelly Furtado. They should come back and do some more stuff. And Justin Timberlake. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you didn't like Justin Timberlake on there? No, I did. He's 30% of that. I just think of Nelly Furtado and Timberland's collabs. They did a heap of them. Yeah. And I didn't even, to be honest, I didn't even know Justin Timberlake was on it.

He did a lot with Timberland. They did that whole Future Sex Love Sounds album. Yeah. He's in my bad books at the moment. Oh, okay. Are you blacklisting him? No, I'm not blacklisting him. I'm just off of him for a little while.

Right. He's in the naughty corner. He's in the naughty corner. He's in the naughty corner. He can come out soon. You did this story today about this Aussie. She's a content creator and a podcast host, and she's all the things that you are in 2023 when you're famous. Her name's Annie Knight, and she has quite –

she's had a really awkward date situation when it came to paying the bill, when the bill arrived and who was going to pay the bill. Was it a first date? It was a first date. It was a hinge date. Okay. Before I tell you about that,

she has had quite a bit of publicity recently because she's revealed how much money she makes on one of the more adult content. OF. OF. Yeah. That's what you have to say on TikTok if you don't want to get the video taken down. Does TikTok take your video down if you say?

You can't. Well, I think they, yeah, they might. The actual name of OF. Yeah. And then you can, if you're writing it in the caption, you say OF. Right. Annie Knight says that in her bio, it says that on her Instagram bio, I haven't been on her OF bio, she says, I haven't. Why are you winking at me?

Shut up. She says that she's in the top 0.2% on OF. So popular. Popular. Probably earning a ton of money. Do you want to hear the details about the date and how much the bill was first, or do you want to hear how much money she makes first?

Let's hear the details of the date. All right, so this is what happened. This is what she has... I don't think it really matters. No, it doesn't. You're right, it doesn't. I don't think the salary of either person matters in this situation. No, it does not.

You're right. But the person she was on the date with. Thought it did. Well, they have seen the content about how much money she makes. So just bear in mind the person she's dating, this hinge date, is aware of how much money she makes. They've seen it. On OF.

Yeah. Okay. We had lots of cocktails, a bottle of wine. Like it was lots of fun. And then I get up to go to the bathroom i come back and the bill's on the table and it sits there for ages and like we're still talking and like whatever and i'm kind of like oh this is like i've been getting a bit awkward now like is he gonna say something is he gonna put his card down like i don't expect the guy to pay

but i always expect them to at least offer and like if we go halves like that's so fine i'm more than happy to do that eventually the waiter comes over and she's like like are you guys ready to pay and he just looks at me and goes she's paying 500 and i assume that obviously he's seen all the stories and stuff about how much money i make and just thought i'd cop the bill awkward that's so rude To be like It's very rude To say She's paying You have a conversation You're like

Are you happy to go halves You always at least Offer to go halves It's a halves In my opinion First date You go halves Because then

You know No one loses out If one person's not into it Then you know You don't feel like You've been hard done by Because you've paid for your half. Well, what he's done is straight away he's gone, and if this becomes a relationship, I intend to leech off you.

He has seen her content where she's revealed that she makes $150,000 a month on OnlyFans. Doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. And it's the same if the roles were reversed. It doesn't matter. You pay half. Some people the roles were reversed. It doesn't matter. You pay half. Some people in the comments are going, 150 grand a month, she can afford the 500 bucks.

Not the point. Not the point. Unless someone offers and they want to pay for you on a first date, you go halves. It's also just awkward on a first date revealing that you've been watching the person's content because if you watch the video about how much money they made have you been watching their other videos as well on the other platforms to be honest it was a blessing because obviously she'll never go on a

date with him again yeah true colors it reveals his true colors and what what what's he's like also 500 bucks on a first date that's a lot that's a of money. Like how many cocktails did you have? Cocktails and a bottle of wine as well. Yeah. We wanted to ask this afternoon on 0800DALLA.ZM, have you had an awkward bill situation? Like on a date or- Or in a group of friends. In a group situation.

I had these people who I, like they were in my friend group, but not really. And I remember they used to do it quite often where we'd all go out, right? We'd all go out to eat and in Australia they make such a big song and dance about not being able to split the bill. You can't split it. If you want to split it, there'll be a surcharge, blah, blah, blah. So there'd be a couple of times where I'd say, guys, I'll pay for it

and then everyone can pay me back. And everyone's like, yep, sweet. So there'd be a couple of times where I'd say, guys, I'll pay for it and then everyone can pay me back. And everyone's like, yep, sweet. Everyone's so good. And then there's people where you have to chase them. I hate those people. And they know. Like they know that I just pay for your dinner. I'm not paying for your dinner.

I'm not chasing you. Oh, $800 at M. Did you have an awkward bill situation? Did they ask to take you out on a date and they took you to a fancy restaurant and then their card didn't work and you had to pay for the fancy date that they suggested?

Oh, no. Or something like that. You can also text us on 9696. We'd love to hear about it this afternoon. Bree and Clint. We should sing that for Friday, okay? Hell no. That's like singing a Rag and Bone Man song.

Oh, let's just do some hosier, shall we? Hey, you asked for some police officers and we've gone and got you some police officers. So what is this myth you would like to bust this afternoon? It's a surprise arrest on you. Bring in the police officers. This is awkward. No, it's not.

Let's talk to... Oh, you want to bring them on straight away? Yeah, we can do that. Or should we talk about it first? No, bring them on. Because if we bring them on first, they're less likely to hang up when you ask the question. Police officers make me nervous.

Okay, first of all, we have an anonymous police officer. Hello, officer. Hello, officer. Hello. Hello. G'day. We also have on the line an anonymous detective. Hello, detective.

Hi, detective. Kia ora, how are you? Kia ora, thank you for joining us. Female detective, even hotter. Sorry, detective. Look, guys... Can you not sexualise our police officers, please? I'm just saying.

I love a woman in a suit. They're here to provide a service, so ask them what you would like to ask them. I would like to ask them. My friend and I were having a chat the other day about how we think something you guys do in your line of work is a bit of a myth. So let me set the scene. When you get pulled over, right, and say, you know, what you did wasn't all that bad, but the police officer is kind of vibing you and you're kind of like, can you let me off this one? When the police officer says, I totally would, but unfortunately I've already started writing the ticket and I can't reverse it.

Once I've written that ticket, is that true or is that a myth? Let's start with our police officer first. Put the officer on the stand. Officer, what do you say to this? Well, there's certain things we can't let go. Put the officer on the stand. Officer, what do you say to this? Well, there's certain things we can't let go. No. Absolutely, absolutely.

But, like, if it's, you know, if it's on the cusp anyway. It's a misdemeanor. But is that something you guys say to make it less awkward because you're like, I'm just going to give this person a ticket even though they've tried really hard to get out of it? Which I understand. I think you need that line ticket even though they've tried really hard to get out of it, which I understand. I think you need that line because some people try and weasel their way out. So you say, I've already started riding it, unfortunately. Yeah, well, you can't just, yeah, I guess.

It's bad enough to get a ticket. We don't want to be idiots about it, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So you say it. He's been very careful about not reliving it. No, I think he's confirmed it. Detective, what say you? To be fair,

we've heard every excuse under the sun. I bet. I agree. Once you've started riding the ticket, then there's no way you can take it back, especially with certain incidences as well. We have what we call RID, which is Restraints, Impairments, Distraction of Speed.

If it's any one of those, you can't take it back. Sorry, I got lost as she was talking, as she was saying all the terminologies. It was very entrancing. Yeah, okay. So I guess what we're taking away from this is if the, you guys can say if this is right or wrong, if the officer has begun to write you a ticket,

it means they intend to give you a ticket and they need to give you a ticket. There's no way you're getting out of it. So you're not going to get out of it in that situation. No. Is that fair? No. But to just bust the myth, it's not because you've started writing the ticket

and you can't, like, scrunch that ticket up. It's because that's your intention and it's too late. You're getting a ticket. It's not because you can't scrunch up a ticket. No, because once you start writing a ticket, you can't undo it because it's all in the system. Right. Oh, it's all digital now.

It's all done on our phones. Oh, okay. Oh, that changes things, doesn't it? Okay's all in the system. Right. Oh, it's all digital now. It's all done on our phones. Oh, okay. Oh, that changes things, doesn't it? Okay, all side question. Is there any way that you guys could have a look in the system to see what Bree and her friend were doing to get the ticket? Because now I'm really suspicious. It wasn't me.

It wasn't me. Obviously, Detective, I will give you my details off air. Bree's like, take me away. Put me in the cup. Hey, thanks, guys. We appreciate your time. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. Bree's like, take me away. Put me in the cup. Hey, thanks guys. We appreciate your time. Thank you guys. Appreciate it.

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