ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th November 2025

Episode Date: November 28, 2025

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Make some noise for the original. Zem's Brean Clit. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Friday edition of your Brean Clint show. Hell yeah, let's do it guys With you until 7 o'clock This evening Bree is wearing a Jordan cap

At the moment At any point in your life Have you been able to slam dunk No You never touched the rim In basketball In basketball, no Never, never

I wish I had Is it a goal of yours Because you could work on it I think I have succumb to the fact That I am not tall enough Oh, okay I reckon I could get close though

Yeah Have you done it? Maybe they'd make that a goal of 2026 To do a slam dunk To do a slam dunk Have you? I can get on the room I can get on the room

In basketball Yeah I can get both hands Inside the room Of a basketball hoop Yeah nice Okay Can't get the ball over though

Right You could get there though If you trained Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah you can do anything If you put your mind to it Absolutely

Yeah Well almost Some things never Some things are physically impossible Like I'm never going to be able to grow body hair In certain areas again No and I think I've lost my opportunity to play for the Warriors But you know

Well I never say never Never say never And we have a fun show on the way for you guys today And today could be the day that the tradies Crack the 100 mark in Trady versus Lady It's been quite the turnaround for the Trades in the last month from a whole year trailing the ladies to now possibly being four ahead and cracking triple figures first. Can they do it today? We'll find out 50 bucks up for grabs for the winner.

0800 dials at M right now if you want to play. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus ladies. All right, let's do it then. The Trades versus the ladies. The trade is on 99, looking to break the century this afternoon. The lady's on 96. Our lady is in the mighty Manoa, too. She's 35 years old, and she is scared of spiders.

Welcome to the show. Kylie. Hi, Kylie. You're living in the right country, Kylie. What's the scariest spider you've seen? Anything that's not daddy long legs and a jumpy spider. Anything else? Yeah, no.

You're okay with the daddy long legs, though? You like them in the shableness? hour? As long as it's not near me, yeah, I can live with it. I don't mind if the daddy long legs is near me, Kylie, if you know what I'm in? No, what do you mean? That I'm not scared of him. Oh, good, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because they're not poisonous. Yeah. You're taking one of our tradies today from Mavacagel. He's 61, and he's playing the role of John Darling from Peter Pan in a play. Welcome to the show, Paul. Hi, Paul. Hello. John Darling is in Wendy's Little Brother from Peter Pan.

When he's little brother, that's me. Yeah. God, you must look great for 61, Paul. Oh, I tell you what, I'm just stunner. What's your skincare routine, Paul, the 61-year-old man-child? Yeah, well, let's not go there. Water? Yeah, just water.

A bit of water. A bit of water. A bit of flannel. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, oh, that's nice. Yeah, that's nice, Paul. Well, you've been in Neverland for the last 50 years, haven't you? So you haven't aged.

No. No, no, no, no. What's the group of boys called? The lost boys. The lost boys. Paul's a lost boy. Yeah. Repetree Society are putting it on.

We've got another four shows to go this weekend. Oh, whereabouts? What city? You're in Imbucagul? Yeah, Invercargle. Very cool. Oh, lovely, Paul. We're halfway through our season.

Kylie, you're buzzers lady. Paul, yours is tradie. First of three correct answers. You'll get $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Do I get an old age pension at discount? Yeah.

For questions? Yeah, absolutely. No, not for questions. No, we'll just tax your prizes. Slightly less. Yeah, for sure. Question number one, guys, good luck to both parties. Name the body of water that separates the north and south island of New Zealand.

Yes, Paul. Cook straight. Cook straight. It is the cook straight. Question number two, one to the tradies. What is the name of the plant that is traditionally hung in homes around Christmas time? And if you're... Yes, Kylie.

Sorry. Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly. It's a holly, is that? Is it, Holly? Is that different? I hadn't finished the question. Okay. And that means I get to finish the question.

Or Paul actually bust in. So Paul, yes? Missletoe. It is mistletoe. Missile toe is the correct answer. And if you get caught underneath it, I was going to say, you have to kiss the person. I was just double-checking that Holly and mistletoe were different things.

And they are. Definitely different. Okay. Okay. Two to the tradies. You need this one, Kylie, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz him when you can tell me who sings this.

Ready? Hi Lee. Thanks, you, boy. It's the other one. Paul? In sync. He's got it. Yeah.

Paul. That wasn't bad for an old follower. That was not bad at all. And you wanted a discount. Didn't even need it. If anything, we should have penalised you, you know? You know what, Paul? the discount will send you the full 50 bucks cash.

Oh, there you go. Thanks for bloody playing, Paul, as John Boy and the Invercargo production. No, that's John Boy? Peter Pan, isn't that John Boy? No, it's just John. John Darling. John Darling. Well, who's John Boy then?

One of the lost boys. Oh, okay. That's way before your time. You know those moments where you laugh and it's not right? really appropriate to laugh. Yeah. But you can't help it. You often have them when you've got a friend at the event

and you make eye contact with it. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like those moments are the worst when you're on your own. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Especially if it's a super serious event

and your coping mechanism is laughing. Yeah. You know? And I had one of those moments this morning when I went to the gym on my own, motivated myself. I was like, it's a Friday. I'm going to get to the gym.

Yeah. Do a little sesh on the way. and I was sitting on one of the weight machines doing some very small weights because I'm very sore. And my direct eye line was where all the cardio machines are, right? Okay. Which I never touch, never go near. Like treadmill. Steer clear of the cardio machines.

But in one section of the cardio machine area, there's these four stairmasters, which I have used before. Okay. You know, stairmaster? Yeah, you told us a story about, hey, you were on the stairmaster and your air pods weren't connected. Yeah. And the music was coming out of your pocket. Yeah. And you were singing.

It was a song from the greatest show. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, those stairmasters, so glad you brought that up. Feel in the burn in more ways than one. This is me. Look out because here I come. Those exact stairmasters. And I could see this guy on one of the stairmasters, right? And for people who haven't used them before,

especially the ones at my gym, they're quite, like, when you step up onto it, you're quite high. Like, you feel like you're, you're definitely the highest in the gym. Yeah, yeah. Like, you're quite high above everyone else. And it's quite scary because, like, once it starts, they move, King move quite quickly. And if you're not, if you make a mistake and you trip, like, it's quite a far way down. Yeah, they're quite a crazy machine, you know? Yeah.

Anyway, I was watching this guy and he's moving, like moving, fuck. Because normally people on the stair machine quite slow, slow and steady, but they're on there for a while, you know, because it is quite dangerous. This guy was moving. Okay. I'd never seen anyone have it up so high. Yeah, yeah. And I just kept watching this guy and he was there like the whole time that I was doing

my weight session. And I just kept looking over at him and I was like, this is incredible. Was he a fireman? I don't know. but it was quite quite the physical feet and anyway about 15 minutes in I reckon

I've looked over he's still climbing these stairs and he's moving fast and he's bright red in the face bright red in the face and I've looked at him and I was like God he looks like he's about to carcett and he's clearly tired

he's exhausted and so he should be and it was at this point I can't believe I witnessed it in my mind and I feel like I made it happen and I feel real bad about it but in my mind I was like imagine if he fell next minute he trips on one stair

and you can see him he tries to get his balance back but they're moving but the stairs are moving and once you trip next minute he's just flung off the back of this stair machine and I lost today

I can't believe it. I was like, holy hell. And I just started to piss myself laughing and I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. No. But I just thought it was the funniest thing I had seen in a long time. I was pissing myself laughing.

Next minute people walk over to see if he's all right because I'm quite far away or else. Obviously I would have run over. Oh, of course. But at that point, I'm laughing. So I can't go over if I'm laughing. Anyway, people go over and they make sure he's okay. And he's fine.

He's fine. And it just made me laugh even more. I couldn't stop laughing. I nearly had to leave. I feel like as long as they're not elderly or pregnant, I'd laugh too. You know? But some guy has been pounding the stairmaster. Oh my God.

It just... Read as a beat, right? I don't care what anyone says. Human beings falling over. Yeah. Funny as shit in the world. So long as they're not elderly. So long as they're not elderly.

They're not elderly or they're hurt or pregnant or overweight. Hilarious. It's hilarious. Like dangerously overweight. Yeah. Even better. Even better if people slip. Like my favourite is when people slip.

I told you about the wedding, eh, that we were at. And the bridesmaid came tumbling down the garden steps. Oh, yeah, you saw the video. See, I don't know if I found that one funny. That's not funny. That was too serious that one. No, that's not funny. It was too much.

could have really hurt herself. Although the footage has been reviewed, and I feel like the groom laughed. Did he? I feel like the groom, yeah. And, of course, there's a camera on the groom, so I got captured. One of the best ones I ever saw was I was working on this TV show, and it had been pouring rain, and we're outside, and so it was muddy, you know? And everyone knew it was muddy, so everyone was, like, treading lightly as you have to. And this young kid, this young kid has come around the corner.

And he's holding all these drinks for people for lunch. He's come around the corner. He's just gone, tits up, and slid for five years. Someone just texted, when kids slip over and they make that splat sound. Kids slipping over is the funniest. They make that splice sound. It's the best. Yes, producer Ella.

There's this video online where it's these old people doing like a big, big seesaw, and they're all walking up on this, like, wooden seesaw. And then one old man is right at the top, far off the ground, and he falls. And then they all fall like dominoes. Oh, Ella, we said no elderly people. No, I don't care.

That's funny. Because they can break a hip. No, I still feel. For real. No, that's literally what you asked for, laughing in bad times. Zinclair's Brankland. They're supposed to get dolls on ZD.M. With Branklent.

Just kind of randomly ends that song, eh? Doesn't it? We're talking about times that you've inappropriately laughed and you couldn't really stop. I don't think you can control it. People get really mad at you for an inappropriate laugh. But once it gets going. You get the giggles. You've got to nip it in the bud early.

It's a real thing. I also hate the idea of denying myself a good laugh. Like, if I know it's coming. I have a theory that if you force yourself to stop laughing... Yes. It means you won't laugh again for a long time. Oh, really? Yeah.

Because you haven't taken the laugh that was offered to you. Uh-huh. Yeah. But I mean, what if... You throw your laugh rhythm out. Yeah. But what if it's Nana's funeral? We have a few of those stories coming.

Stick with us. Let's go to Kelly first. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Sorry, tell us

when was you inappropriately laughing, Kelly? So, I was about to tell me. It was quite a long service and then at the end we did like a moment in silence and then Oliver started my nephew, oh sorry, he ripped a fart

and it was so loud at everybody just started cracking. I was like, oh no. I didn't quite catch the start of that. Did you say this was at a funeral at a tonguey? Yeah. That's so good.

Whose tonguey was it? Pardon? Whose tonguey was it? It was a family friend about it. A family friend? A family friend. Okay. Yeah.

And how old was your nephew at the time? Seven. Brilliant. Brilliant. I love it. They should be thanking him for breaking, you know, for bringing the mood up. Yep. Right?

Breaking the attention. I'm sure they didn't thank him, Kelly, but I feel like they should have. Thank you. That's very good. Someone said I poured tomato juice all over a business class passenger. and lost it hysterically. He had a head like Christopher Luxon dripping with tomato juice.

That's brilliant. Someone said, I was watching a funeral via a video link earlier this week and saw my cousin who was at the funeral on his phone. I sent him a message to tell him to get off his phone with a laughing emoji. Oops, because that caused him to laugh out loud in the middle of the funeral along with,

others around who saw the message, loll. Someone fell down the church steps at my nana's funeral. The laugh was so loud and so bad. As long as they weren't carrying nana at the funeral. Yeah, that's bad time to get the giggles. Someone said at dad's funeral, the three daughters got the giggles. I thought it was the realization, I think it was the realization that it was just the three of us as mum had passed two months prior and we were in disbelief.

It's a coping mechanism. It's so funny because I remember my mum and her two sisters when my nan passed away, because my nan passed away in her unit. Like she never went to hospital. She passed away, you know, sleep. Yeah. And I still remember it. We were all there sitting in the kitchen.

My mum walks out and goes, Nan's gone. And then as soon as she like said it, everyone just burst out laughing. What's the weirdest thing? Did your mum laugh? Yes. Okay, good. The three sisters were the ones driving it. They were cracking up laughing.

When my dad told me that grandma had died... Oh. Oh, Siri's going off. Sorry, Google's having them. When my dad told me that grandma died, we all burst out laughing. At that point, it was the fourth death in six months, and it felt like some sort of practical joke. Not ideal.

Someone said, at my nanny's funeral, someone started singing, and I was laughing. to the point where I was crying. But because it was a funeral, I tried to hide it to make it look like I was actually crying. You'd cry laughing. That's good. This is the best text.

My mum was choking once when I was a kid and I was laughing so much that I couldn't form a sentence while I was on the phone to 1-1-1. That's wild. It turned out okay, guys. Don't worry. She is still alive as far as I know and she didn't need the ambulance.

Did you imagine if you're choking? And your kids are just laughing, crack it up. Someone said, someone fell down the church steps at Nan's funeral. It was so loud and so bad. ZD.M.'s brain clint. I've got a real problem in my house at the moment with my smoke alarms randomly going off. And God, it's so triggering in the middle of the night. Because first of all, you think it's a fire.

So you jump up, you're naturally hardwired to go, oh God, the house is on fire. and there have been so many horrific stories about house fires and apartment fires recently that I'm already on edge about that stuff. Yeah, awful. But it's never a fire. It's never anything. Touch wood.

Oh, you're sorry. So far, it's not been a fire. It's a really good point, Bray. I don't want a temp fire. And that's part of it too, because they're going off in the middle of the night and sometimes in the middle of the day too. Why are they going off?

I have no idea. Did you buy the good fire? So I had a problem with them going off constantly with the ones you buy the two pack from Bunnings and they're like 30 bucks or something. So I bought the expensive ones. I bought the ones with the 10 year built-in battery and even they go off. Even they go off. And they're like $100 those ones. And the worst bit of those ones is if they go off in the middle of the night and then you turn them off and then they go off again, you can't take the battery out.

The battery is built in. So if that one is going off. So what do you do? You either go outside and smash it with a hammer or you just deal with it. You get up every time that it goes off. That seems like a product floor. And I have no idea what it is. People are like, oh, it's a bug or dust inside the smoke alarm.

You should vacuum it, done that. My wife's like, oh, it's a ghost in our house. We should sage the house, done that. And I have no idea what else it could be. I have no idea. At different smoke alarms, at different places around the house, Do you want to hear what Chad GPT says it could be? Yes, I want solutions more than anything.

All the different reasons that a fire alarm could go off. Yeah. Obviously, real smoke from a fire would be one. Heat spikes, like very hot steam or sudden temperature changes. So it wouldn't be that. No. Burnt food, wouldn't be that. Steam from showers.

Not that. No one's having a shower in the middle of the night. A smoky pan when cooking? No. A dusty heater? No. Candles? No.

Aerosols. No. Dust inside the alarm. No, I've put the mini leaf blower thing on it, blowing them out. Insects getting into the detector. See, I don't think so. Humidity. See, that's...

Humidities, I feel like, because I know where you live. Yeah. And it screams humidity to me. Really? Well, it's in a, you know, a very leafy, dense area. I, for the first time, just before this break, did some Googling to, and it's the first time I've seen humidity come up as a possible cause for it. And it said if you dry your washing inside, it could be a reason.

And we do dry our washing inside a lot of the time. Yeah, because it creates that damp air. Yeah, well, the moisture's got to go somewhere. The damp under-air. Someone else said, haven't you talked about this before, Clint? Yes. And I feel like it's at the same time every year that I talk about it. Someone else said, have you changed the batteries?

Yes, we've changed the batteries and the smoke alarms. But I can't bring myself to take the batteries out because I can't bear the thought of, especially when you got a family, of not having the smoke alarms. Have you tried, because how many different fire alarms have you tried? I've tried all the ones at Bunnings and I've tried most of the ones at MIT 10. I reckon it's humidity.

Or, or, have you, has Ella been over recently? Why? Because they do say vaping can cause them to go off. Oh. Well, actually, I didn't check that. Yeah, right. Ella, are you vaping in my house at 4 o'clock in the morning? I don't vape full stop.

Why would you say that, Bree? Yeah, that's true. That's naughty. I'm sorry, I'm trying to figure out everything. Are you over farting in the lounge? I did say it could be humidity. Ella. You just told us that you don't vape.

You don't vape. That was a sound effect. At least don't do it on the microphone. Ella, that's not enough. Someone said you could try getting a dehumidifier. Okay, yeah. You could be like Ross when he gets his air purifier. I get an air purifier.

I reckon it's humidity. Yeah, someone's saying get the house blessed. Doesn't your wife do smudging in the house? She's done the smudging. She's done the smudging. That's what I mean. And she's gone around the house. This is no crap.

She's gone around the house, opened all the windows, smudged the house with the sage. Yeah, so it can't be that. And then she says, out, ghosts, out. Goes into each of the rooms. Out, ghosts, out. How much is she charging for that? I don't know. But the people who lived in our house before us, I think the woman died there.

And my wife found that out. And she was like, well, it's definitely that then. Maybe it's, oh, maybe it's her. Going around turning the fire alarms. on. Ella! ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Time for the T.

The T, live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. A Stranger Things dropped yesterday. It was so big that Netflix crashed in parts of the world. It wasn't able to keep up with the demand. And Millie Bobby Brown has finally spoken about the David Harbour drama, Dean. She has, she's opened up into the Hollywood reporter about why it was important to, quote, show a united front at the premiere. So, you know, just to bring everyone up to speed,

there were our allegations that she filed a complaint about, you know, bullying and things like that on set. In fact, there's even a rumor that she had to be followed around on set with, like, essentially a Netflix, essentially a security guard. Yes. Essentially. Yeah. Like, was that bad, right?

Anyway, so they go to the premiere. They hugged on the, at the premiere, they're there, they're smiling. They hugs. This is in front of everyone. Even though he allegedly bullied her on set. She said, We've been doing that for 10 years. I mean, we've always been a united front.

We've always been united in that. We love this show with everything, and we value our friendship all than anything. I don't understand what that part means, why they value their friendship when she alleged that he essentially bullied her. Maybe she just thought, like, maybe she thought the show,

it's so important for the show to do well, the press day, let's us hug it out, get over it and, like, get on with it kind of thing and not take away from the premiere of the show. I can't think of any other reasons. That's what I took from it too, Dean. I read it as she's gone, this is 10 years of my life

and everybody else's life that is a part of this show. Let's not let the drama, alleged drama around David Harbour. Ruin it for everyone else. Ruin it for everyone else. Everyone's looking at me. I'm the star.

I'm Millie Bobby Brown. There's these allegations that are floating around. Let's just sweep this bit under the rug. And she may do a tell-all down the track. She may open up about it. But yeah, that's what I took from it. She was like, let's just. Just seems like to me, yeah, she was like

It's not about that right now It's about the show and the show being successful And everyone enjoying it And let's just breeze past this part Meanwhile, Lily Allen was like, nah, I'm going to drop the album Two weeks before the show comes out Because I know Because I know that's when it's going to get the most press

It makes me love Lily Allen even more She doesn't care, does she do? She's a genius Nothing to do with her. Genius, genius I wrote that song in 10 days Rihanna, if you tune in or listening online, 10 days. Rihanna's at 10 years we worked out the other day.

The last Rihanna album, Ante, came out the same year as the first Stranger Things season. Yeah, come on, Rihanna. We're ready for a new album. Yeah, she's not. She's like, well, I've got a billion dollars, so. Yeah, yeah. And multiple children.

I'm busy. And A So, A So I've got my hands full, okay? There's a lot on. That's the tea with D. McCarthy. Brian Clinton, we're back after this. The ZDM Podcast Network I'm bloody excited about this We're putting together our own original

Brain Clint Christmas song And we're asking you guys What should be in it Because we want it to be specific to New Zealand Specific to this show even Maybe even so specific We mention the jelly wrestling That takes place at a pub at invicargle on Christmas Eve

We've got the phone number We're going to put a call into the Waking Kiwi tavern. What to check that it's real. To check and see if it is real. We're getting text saying I'm from Inbucagul, it is real. But we've got more questions. First, though, some other ideas of what goes in our Christmas song.

The dog that ate the Christmas chocolates and vomited on the carpet. That's good. Someone said, eating leftover ambrosia for breakfast on Boxing Day. Someone else said, all the aunties singing UB40s red red wine after the kids go to bed. That's a good time. Someone else said, eating so much. on Christmas Day that you fall into a food coma for the rest of the afternoon

and then eat leftovers for the next two weeks. Oh, I love that part. Some dad or uncle putting cricket on the TV and then sitting there all afternoon. It's more of a boxing day thing, isn't it? Yeah, Christmas Boxing Day. Should we do a Boxing Day song? No.

Why not? What's good about Boxing Day? Boxing Day's the best. There's no pressure. You can just sit around in your undies all day. watching the cricket, eating leftovers, no one has to cook. Fair, okay, yeah. Guys, sing about your mother-in-law over-cooking the vegetables.

Okay, it sounds specific to your family, but yeah, okay. Someone else said, you need to put in the Christmas song, Dad, not knowing what any of the presents are. Yes, him being as surprised as you at what you got for Christmas. My favorite part is my dad every Christmas going, What did I get you? What did we get you? What did you get from me?

Someone else saying, guys, I love jelly wrestling at the Y Kiwi Tavern and Invercargo. So let's put a call through. Yeah, let's just double check. This is a Kiwi Christmas tradition that we're not aware of. Hello, Waikkiw Tavern and Foundry of Vacago. I'm speaking with Georgia. Hi, Ykiwi Tavern. It's Brian Clint calling from ZM.

How are you? Hi, Georgia. Good, good. How can I help? We just had a message come through because we're talking about Christmas traditions on our radio show today. And someone said there's a very specific tradition that happens at the Whitewater. Kiwi Tavern and Invikagal. It involves wrestling?

Oh, yes, the jelly wrestling. Can you tell us a bit about that? I actually haven't worked it, but I can pass you to someone who has. Okay, that'd be great. Yeah, that'd be great. All right, hold fire for half a second there. Thanks, Georgia. No problem.

I want to know what the prize is. Yeah, yeah. I want to know. And can I bring my kids? Yeah, can kids come? Because Christmas is about family. Absolutely. You want to know that you can do it as a family.

Yeah. and what colour the jelly is. Do you care? Surely red and green for Christmas. Surely. It's Kelly. Hi Kelly, it's Brian Clint from ZM. How are you?

I'm good things. How are you? Good thanks. Hey mate, what's the go with this jelly wrestling on Christmas Day? Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve. Okay, that's good to know. So who can wrestle?

And is there a prize up for grabs? There's a $500 prize for the females. $500 price for the males. Oh, how bloody good. And males can only wrestle males and females can only wrestle females, I assume. Yep, correct. And Kelly, what colour is the jelly? Red.

Oh, Christmas Red. Christmas Red. Okay. Yeah. And is there, what's the, what's the dress code for the wrestling? As long as it. Smart casual? Yeah, yeah.

And you've got your bits covered, you'll be fine. Just cover your bits. Because it's Christmas, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I plan on wearing a zoot suit. Oh, I love it. Is it something you bring the whole family down to? Obviously, it's Christmas.

Probably not. Okay, good. Good to know. Adults only, Kel. Yes, that's it. How bloody good. 18 plus. How good?

I'm going to run it past the misses, but I might see you at the Waikui Tavern on Christmas Eve for some jelly wrestling, Kelly. That sounds fantastic. I'll be there. I'm going to enter myself in the comp, Cal. I'll see you there. Sounds good.

All right, mate. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. Boy. God, I love small town New Zealand. I miss it, eh? Oh.

I miss living in a small town. You could not do that in Auckland, Wellington or Christchurch. Because people would go, well, what's this? Couldn't even do it in tootonger these days. Might get away with it in Topor. Yeah, no, Topor, people would love it. People would love, well, should we hold our own in your backyard? Should we do?

We can. My backyard's got a slope to it, though, so it'll be more of a jelly slip-and-slip. What if? What if we hold our own Bree and Clinton jelly wrestling comp out here? Outside the studio. Yeah. Yes. Okay, yes.

But, but here's the thing, because it is for Christmas. And if you want to enter the jelly wrestling competition, you have to be dressed as Santa. Or a Santa Kini. Or a Santa Kine. Yeah, either all. Yeah. Claudia, can you organise that for us?

God, so many people are going to slay. I'm going to need so much jelly. It's Z.M's Brie and Clint podcast. God, so many questions coming in about the Christmas jelly wrestling. I'm telling you, we've just hit a nerve with people. Someone said, can I wear my Santa Mancini? You sure can. You sure can.

You just have to be dressed as Santa. Yes, it needs to be Santa-esque. Yeah. Santa adjacent. Yeah, yeah. If you've got a Santa Claus, if you've got a red G-banger with like a beard on the front, like a snowy beard, that's good. That counts.

It counts. How does the wrestling work? Is it like a round robin or is it a last man standing? I think we do like a tennis like knockout like tournament style. Or do we do it like that movie 300 where it's just everyone on everyone? Yeah, that's a different kind of tournament. Yeah, right. Okay.

I think it would be easier to control and we need less jelly. Okay, if it's one on one. God, I don't want to be the last person in the jelly after everyone else has had Would you eat it if you were the first one? Oh, if I was first. I would. Yeah, I'd have a nibble. Yeah, give it a go.

Would you eat it if you were last? Probably not. Would you taste it? Especially if people are wearing mankini's in there. Rogue hair. There's a pub in my jelly. We're going to play one second song challenge next. If you want to win 50 KFC chicken dollars for the weekend, you can.

You've just got to join the winning team. Team Bree or Team Clint. with us. It's ZM's Brein' Clint podcast. So I'm for the one second song challenge. Here's all stop the mill. What the hell?

Breed and Clint's one second song challenge. The one second song challenge is your chance to win 50 KFC chicken dollars if you're on the winning team and you help contribute to that win. Actually, you don't have to contribute, but you've got to be on the winning team. On my team, they usually have to

contribute. Contribute or carry? Carry, same thing. Sam is joining Team Clint. Good afternoon, Sam. Hi, Sam. Oh, Kelter, how are you? Good, mate. We are well.

Are you keen for our Christmas jelly wrestling competition? Yeah, I texted about the Mancini. Oh, did you, Sam? You want a jelly wrestle in the Mancini, the Santa Mancini. Is it supportive, the Mancini? Oh, my one's a bit tight. Yeah, Sam. Yeah, it is, Sam.

You will be taking on Brie and Vicki in the one second. song challenge. Oh, gidday, Vicky. Hey. You want this KFC, Vicky? Of course I do. Right, well, let's do our bloody best, shall we? Flip. Claudia's in charge of the game, Claudia.

Hi, I've just pulled up some photos of the jelly wrestling. It looks really fun. They are eating it also. There's pictures of them eating the jelly. Yeah, I mean, it'd be hard not to. I'd be so tempted. Anyway, this is the one second song challenge. The way it works, we will start songs from the beginning. You guys work in teams,

buzz in with your names, and tell me the name of the artist and the name of the song. The theme today probably won't help you, but these are all songs with really quotable bits in them. Okay. Generally spoken wordy bits, but that means that they're all really well-known songs. Okay.

Okay, the national anthem. Yeah, exactly right. Ah, no it well. What's your favourite bit of the national anthem? Um, hear our voices we entreat. That's a good bit. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Sabrina. and Clint, you guys will do the first round. Sam and Vicky, you'll do the second, and so on and so forth.

Are we ready? Ready. Free and Clint, this is for you. It's Britney. Bree. That is Britney Spears. Give me more. 100% is.

I assume the quotable bet as the It's Britney bitch. Yeah, the very first words. On her blackout outward, sure. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Of course. Okay, that is one point for team Bree So you're off to a head start

Sam and Vicky This one is for you Let's go Sam Come on man, you got this Yeah Sam Sam That's Billy Eilish and bad guy

Oh you got it Good man Oh did you guys know The traffic signals in this song Yes we did hear that The traffic signals from Sydney isn't it Yeah they recorded it in Sydney at a crossing

and then put it in the song. What's the quotable bit? Duh. Duh. Duh. That is one point per team. Brie and Clint, we're back to you. Clint. It's Taylor Swift and it's

Look What You Made Me Do. It sure is. I'm sorry. The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Because she's dead. Not yet. Not yet. Because she's dead.

Now you missed it. All right, Vicki, you need this one to keep us in it. Come on, Vick. Oh, I'm anxious. No pressure. Sam and Vicki, this is for you. Come on. Sam.

Sam, for the win. It's Katie Perry with California girls. And it's Sam's day. You are all over that, Sam, with a rash. Now put your hands I hate rash Mancini something Yes the mancini

He's pushing all the blood up to his brain What's the quotable bit in there? Greetings, loved ones Let's take a journey Well done Sam We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars Coming your way Thank you

I'm sorry Sam Unlucky Vicky No well Vicky needs to eat her feelings now So we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars Coming your way too Vicky Oh how good You are welcome. Merry Christmas. Too early? Oh, December on Monday.

Close enough. Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint. I was reading an article on The Herald today, actually, about how hard it is to make friends as an adult, which is something you would have had to do before, Bree, from moving cities and things like that. I've had to do it multiple times. Yeah. Plus, the way you burn through friends. Excuse you. That's a joke.

Pardon you. He's a very loyal person. Unlike Claudia, who's constantly looking for new friends. Yeah, I'm always trying to upgrade. No, I have. I've moved my life multiple times for radio. Yeah. And it is hard.

It is so difficult to make friends as an adult. So this person's published tips on how to do it, and I wonder if you agree. Okay. Okay. The author, who must not be in New Zealand, because it said they joined a friend-making group called Real Root. You couldn't call your friend making group Real Roots in New Zealand, could you? That means something else.

They'll be like, I'm definitely not looking for friendship. That is not a friendship group. Anyway, real roots or not, this is what they say it takes to make friends as an adult. They said, The secret is simple but often overlooked. You have to make the effort. Yeah, right, okay.

They said you have to be open and vulnerable and share a little bit more than small talk. And if you reveal something about you, it sort of endears you to other people. I mean, just be careful how much you reveal, but, you know. Yeah, like within reason. Yeah. You don't want to reveal too much too early either.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if people have accused you of being a bit freaky before, maybe filter the things that you reveal. Yeah, just pick and choose. Yeah. But that's good. Like if you're into taxidermy.

Yeah. Like cool hobby. But maybe. don't say that. Oh no, you can review that on the first date, couldn't you? I'd find that interesting. Would you? No. I probably wouldn't love it. All right. You should actively create opportunities like join sports teams or like a gym class or like a community event type thing. That's exactly what I did. And reach out to the people that you click with. So don't just go and vibe with them in the moment. Reach out to them. You know? That's exactly how I made friends.

especially at my last job. Yeah. I joined at F-45 class. Yes. And I joined a soccer team. Yeah. And then I made friends from there and then made friends with like met their friends

and then, you know, that's how it works. And then you took over their friendships. Yep. And I became the leader. And then you kicked them out of their own friendship. And you alphaed the friendship. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It was a great time. It was good method. And they said you've got to treat friendship like any other priority. You have to schedule it. You have to show up and you have to invest a bit of time and energy to make it work. worst thing you can do in a friendship, you don't want to be known as the person that always

cancels on plans. Oh, no. Obviously, there's within reason. Yeah. You know, there is within reason, you know, stuff happens and you have to cancel sometimes. Of course, of course. But you don't want to get the reputation. Yeah.

You don't want to get the reputation where like, oh, such and such is canceled again. Because people will stop trying. Exactly. And if the friendship is new, you don't have that foundational thing to go, oh, they're a pain in the ass. Just be gone like that. But I've known them for so long. I can't be bothered making a new one.

I'll just put up with them. You don't have that in a new friendship. Nope. I was cut you. We didn't have a lot of time before the news, but Keenon tips from anyone who's maybe because they moved, maybe because they're in the witness protection program, who had to make new friends as an adult.

You know what I, another thing that I did? Yeah. Hooked up with a lot of people. Oh, yeah, cool. You know, and then... And then friends own them? Friends own them. Boom, instant friend.

Instant friend. Because they're in the friend zone. And every time you hang out, they like put their hand on your thigh and you're like, ooh, what are you doing? We're just friends. I'll be honest. I got friend zone more so than the other way. Well, still a win.

But still? Still a win. Still a friend. We're getting genuine feedback on our singing abilities. What are people saying? And how we can get better. Someone said, Clint, there's some advice for you. You're putting too much emphasis on your Oval.

You're so before you. You go, sounds weird. You should do it more like Brie. She sounds less constipated. Oh. So that's how you won it. Right. Sounded less constipated.

I haven't heard that before. Normally I sound way too constipated. That's a plus. We're Bree and Clems. All I want from my birthday is a birthday bangers. Let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure them out and then we'll play our favourite one.

Hayden's first. Hi Hayden. Hi Hayden. Hey, how you going? Good, mate. What's on for the weekend? Oh, just a chill weekend. Yeah, there's a few things with the kids.

Oh, lovely. That sounds nice. Hey, what's your day to birth? Fourth of July, 1989. Right, that means you were 16, Hayden, in 2005. And on that day, this was at the top. Oh, you can't go wrong there, Hayden. Tupac's final hit, well after he died with Elton John Ghetto Gospel.

What do you reckon? Yeah, that brings me back, yeah. That's a nice one, Hayden. It's a goodie. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, how are you guys?

Good, mate. Plans for the weekend? I'm currently traveling to Christchurch to spend it with friends and family. Oh. How long's the drive? About five hours But the traffic is not good today Oh no Five hours in the car

You must really like these friends and family of yours Amanda My family day Grandbabies and best mates Oh worth it Okay let's get you there with a banger What's your day to birth? 27th of May

1976 All right Amanda That means you were 16 in 1992 And here is your birthday banger Let me be the one to hold I'm the one who wants the one, the one. Mr. Beak to be with you, Amanda, please tell me you love that. It's one of my favourite.

Me too, Amanda. Bree loves this song, Amanda, every time it comes on. I don't know what it is. I'm just, I'm obsessed with it. Very good wait there, Amanda. One more birthday banger for Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal.

Hey. What are you doing for your weekend? Crystal. Oh, well, I just dropped one kid off to camp, so I've just got to find somebody to take the other one. We hear you, Crystal. We hear you. What is your birthday, mate? 22nd of December, 1985.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And on that day, you know, one, this was number one. Oh, my God. Alicia Keys Huge tune from Alicia Keys That's a fantastic memories, right? Fallen, yeah, yeah That's a fantastic one from her

2001 You like it, Crystal? Yeah, I think it's a banger Yeah, it's a banger Okay, wait there We've got to choose between Two Puck, Mr Big and Alicia Keys Three beauties

Today I like them all I feel like I know what you're going to vote for To be with you, Mr Bigg Yeah And I'm going to vote for Alicia Keyes, Forlain. Oh, that was my least.

What? Favorite choice. Are you serious? No, I like that song. Are you even a millennial? Out of the songs. Well, let's see what Claudia's going to vote for. Claudia?

You know what I'm going to vote for? What are you going to vote for? No. Oh, Mr. Begg? Oh, come on. Actual? Yes. Don't, don't dangle the carrot.

It's got key changes, baby. You want key changes. Have you? I've heard Alicia Keys fallen. She's made her choice. Too late, Clint. Don't try and convince it. I have decided.

Amanda, you've won. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Burgos. Hopefully, yeah. Burger! Hopefully this softens the blow of being in that traffic a little bit, guys.

Yeah, and it was some great song to sing along too. Hell yeah. It is a good song. I do like this song. I'm so excited. Claudia, you've made my Friday. Oh, it's so good to hear. Thank you.

Love you. Love you. Let's play it. Love you, Clint. Oh, come on. Show me where he's done to you. 1992. Brancel, Zid him.

Broken heart can't be that bad. Zed is Branceland. Just to be the next to be with you. The winner of birthday banger today for Amanda. From the year 1992, it's Mr. Big and be with you. Again, thank you, Claudia. Is it a woman or a man singing that song? It is a man.

Yeah, it's a group. Mr. Big is a man. Mr. Big is a group. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, it's not... I thought it's a female. It's not Carrie Bradshaw's love interest. No, but then I would know that it was a man.

Mm. Yeah, the one hit wonder. One hit wonders, they were. Yeah, right. So, but yeah, the film clip's iconic to that song. Yeah. They've got this long hair, typical 90s like mullets. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's lush. Oh my God, yeah, they look like, um, they look like, And Roses. Yeah, kind of. They actually don't sound anything as to what they would look like. No, they don't. No, they look like a hair metal band, don't they? Well, there you go.

That's your birthday bang a winner. ZD.N's Branklin. This might be the most terrifying story you hear this year. Okay. Because trust me, when I was reading this, like, I felt sick. Okay. The largest and biggest gigantic spider web in the whole world has been found. Oh, from a single spider?

No. No. Here are the details. So the largest spider web ever has been found in a sulfur cave on the border of Albania and Greece. Thank God it's not here. Yeah. Thank God it's not in Australia because I would never go home. Yeah, yeah.

Honestly, they discovered this enormous spider web and it's just been documented. I believe they discovered it in 2022, but they've only just documented it. How big it is. I think they only just made it out. They've just, yeah. Because the spiders wrapped them up in there. They've just bought their way free. Exactly.

The superweb, they're calling it, spans approximately 1,140 square feet. So I've done some, hold on. I've done some calculations. So it's 106 square meters. Or a football. field long and a football field wide. Yeah, and full of spiders. You want to know how many spiders?

Not really. They approximate that it is home to about 111,000 spiders from two different species. Yeah. So essentially what they think has happened, there's two different species of spider that have, for some reason, met in this cave and then have weaved this intricate tapestry

of a web so they've joined forces essentially to create this super web Wow Did the people who discovered it Go in there with a broom like I do Up in the ceiling And just whack it out

Just get it out of there Yeah a couple of brooms took that Enormous spiderwebs straight down A couple of things on spider webs I do feel bad any time I clear a spider web Because I look at the web They put so much work into it Oh, you did this

But you should have done it outside So get out The other one is How do the spiders Who live in your wing mirrors in your car And then you get rid of the web And then the web is back there the next day And then you get rid of the web

And the web is back there the next day How do they survive? I've stuck the hose in there I've put the air blower in there I put everything in there How is that the hardiest spider web To ever get rid of? Oh, my God. Once you get a wing mirror a spider.

Yeah, because they've got a good... Just get a new car. Free aircon for them. By that stage, yeah. You know? Yeah. I had a cockroach crawl across the inside of my windscreen the other day while I was driving. And it's lucky I'm not terrified of cockroaches because I was on the motorway.

I was doing 100Ks. But if you were, I reckon that could cause a car crash. 100% it could of. Yeah. That happened to my mum one time. We were sitting in the back car, but a huge huntsman spider crawled on the roof of the car. above her head. Yeah.

Nearly caused an accident. That's Australia, eh? That's Australia. You know what else is Australia? A spider that doesn't actually even build a web. It builds a burrow. Have you ever seen that spider? Oh, it's got the trap door and it comes up and it grabs you.

Yeah. So it builds like this little burrow in the ground and then builds like a little door for the top of that. What's that one called? It's called the funnel web. It doesn't make a web. Nah. Oh, see.

But one of the most venomous spiders in the whole world. And that's, you know, Where that is, Australia. Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, take Australia and Albania off your travel lists. I'm never going to Albania. No.

Ever. Yeah, no. Not with that gigantic superweb there. Yeah, I mean, I was on my list. Was it at the top of my list? Yeah, I was looking forward to my hot girl Albania summer, but I'll give it a miss for a bit. I took my dog to the vet this morning. He's got a yeast infection in his ears.

Pathetica. That's so weird because my dog has a UTI at the moment. Does she? She. She. Can you give dogs cranberry juice? I don't know. I assume you can. Yeah.

What else do you do for them? Did she have to go on an antibiotic? Yeah, I think so. Is that where you do? My dog's got some cream for his ears. How pathetic, okay. Every time I apply his ears. What's his ears smell like?

Well, yeast, I don't know. I don't want to sniff them. Have you ever smelled your dog's feet? No, I'm not into that either I know people do They smell quite yeasty Yeah Like Doritos

People say it smells like Doritos Or this is gross Like a towel that needs a wash Which I guess is the same thing Isn't it What Doritos in a musty towels Smell the same No yeasty smells

Is it? Yeah Disgusting Anyway the reason I mention it is because we were talking about dogs at lunch And our producer Alice said That she has come across

a dog longevity pill. A magical pill that keeps your dog alive longer, is that right? Yeah, this has been in the works for ages and ages. You know how they're science and smart and all that. A lot of money to be made. They are science and smart. You're right. Exactly.

So I've done a little bit of research, so I'm not just going off the cuff. It's called L-O-Y. That's good to know. Thank you. The drug is called L-O-O-2. And basically the research and the science behind it is aiming to help dogs when they're 10 years and older, how can they live a healthier, longer life?

So there's a drug that's being made not for the sake of keeping a sick dog going and going and going and going. It's four more healthier years, which... So if your dog is still healthy... Yeah, exactly. They can kick it out a bit longer. Wait a second. So if this is in development, could we give this to people?

Oh, I haven't thought of that. You know, like if Nana has a, you know, if she's on the cusp of, you know, taking a turn. Yeah, yeah. We whack her on this pill. Oh my God, great thinking, Bree. If Nana also gets a yeast infection, can I just give her some of my dog medicine that I'm putting in my dog's ears at the moment? A friend of mine takes her dog's anxiety medication, so I don't see why not.

She does. Yeah, that's true story. It's cheaper. I've got friends whose dog is on the CBD oil. Oh, yeah, that's a thing. I guess you could get stoned with your dog. Yeah. Anyway, I guess you can because the goal says it's healthier

for better mobility, organ function and overall quality of life. That sounds good. Get your nan on that. Our childhood dog, she was a bull mastiff cross wolfhound. She was about 68 kilos. She was enormous, huge dog. Big poose? Enormous pooh.

Because my dog is 40 kilos and they're human-sized the poes. Oh, yeah, they're massive. When we, like, to put it into context how big this dog was, we'd go rabbit shooting, right? She had her own gun. And she would eat a rabbit in two bites. She'd literally go, oh, and it'd be gone. And then she would, and then poop out the bullet.

And then she'd poop out fur. Oh, wow. It was wild. Anyway. How old did she love? So she lived till she was sick. Which is unheard of. For a big dog.

For a big dog like that. But to be honest, we should have let her go a couple years before that. Because she was just riddled with arthritis. And my mum, I swear to God, gave this dog every powder and pill and cream that she could bloody think of just to keep her alive. And I was like, Mom, she can't even like hardly walk anymore. Oh, yeah, nah. Maybe that, so, yeah, that drug might not be for that one. Oh, no, she died many years ago.

No, we don't want to keep Bree's dog living past 16. You know, but some people would do, it's like Barbara Streisand. Is it Barbara Streisand who's cloned her dogs? Sure is. Cloned her dog. And who is the latest person to clone their dog? A few celebrities have. Old football, McFootball face.

What's his name? Tom Brady. Tom Brady. Did he do it? He's just come out and said he's cloned his dog. What kind of dog did he have? I don't know, some dog Not a bloody cavoodle or something

Nah A white crusty dog Just go buy another cavoodle Tom Brady You know No no no he cloned He kept something on ice from his dead dog And they've just They've just spat out a new one

The thing is Is the dog isn't going to have the same personality We talked about it in depth when you weren't here Oh turn news talk style My thing is dogs are clones What do you mean Well dogs are clones If you go and get a golden retriever

from the same breeder is basically a clone of the dog you had before, isn't it? Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go. I can't tell them apart. Tom Brady has a dog named Junie, who is a clone of his former dog, Lua.

Both dogs are pit bull mixes. Yeah. They're not going to be the same dog, though. No, it's rich people, though. What are they going to spend their money on? Yeah. They're like, oh, well, got all this money. And it's all the warm, you know what it is?

You know what it is? You reckon they'll clone them? He would. Walt Disney's defrosting. No, that's different. No, he's dead. That's chryogenics. Yeah, yeah.

Which I mean, yes, that could happen in the future too. Just wait. Mickey Mouse number two is coming. No, no, again. No, that's mini. It wasn't. I'm sorry, Mickey Mouse number three is coming. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok,

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