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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where I today have eaten nothing but scones.
Scones, I say scones but I think globally it's more, it's a scone.
I say scone.
Scon?
Scones.
Scon.
Can I ask a question?
Yeah.
No!
I've told you before.
Shut up.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
This was yesterday's podcast.
It's the team podcast.
Everyone has to go around the circle with favorite scone flavor.
And you've got to start off with your perquisition.
So you've got to go sweet or savoury,
and then you've got to tell what your favourite flavour is.
How about we just go our favourite scone point blank
so we can move on to something else?
I'm not doing categories.
Okay, but once it's gone, it's gone.
Shotgun cheese?
Nah, I got cheese.
Nah, best scone is sweet with jam and whipped cream.
Now I'm stressed.
I don't know any others.
Bacon, avocado.
What?
Avocado and a scone?
Nah, you're cancelled.
Bacon, avocado.
This is why you'll never own a house.
Cheese was fucking good.
Oh, there's a lot more reasons why I won't own a house.
You and me both.
She's got a myth habit.
We said there were lots of reasons.
I was spitballing.
Ben, there's not many scones
left. I couldn't actually tell you.
Do you like date scones?
Not really.
Date scones.
Nah.
I don't mind a date on its own
but not in things.
It's the same as a
spinach and feta. Do you guys like dried prunes?
Spinach and feta. Huh?
Dried prunes. Yeah, well, good for the
You know a prune
is just a shriveled up plum?
Yeah.
There you go.
Were you hoping to blow our minds with that fact?
It's just, some people wouldn't know that.
Oh, what is a date? It's just a date.
Oh, yeah. Dried date, yeah.
It's just a date. No.
Well, some people get excited about dates.
Well now you've blown my mind. I got him!
Let me check that I'm right.
Surely a date is a dried date though, is it?
Yeah, a date is like a shriveled
up date. No, a date is when
a guy really, really, or a
girl really, really likes a girl or guy.
A date is a date. And he asks her
out, or she. But a prune
is a plum. Oh, dates come off the she. But a prune is a plum.
Little dates come off the date palms.
Told you.
So I did blow your mind.
Yeah, you got me in the end.
Congratulations.
You really blew my date out.
I've blown my date some few times.
On a date?
Well, that's a great question. Have you ever had tummy problems on a date?
That's the worst.
I haven't.
Have I?
No.
I've been really gassy on a date before, but not like –
but just, you know, you know where it's like you realise it?
You know why I realised it?
Because I went on this date and we went to a movie theatre
and you really notice it in a movie theatre because it's so quiet
other than what's playing.
And I'm not joking.
I reckon I held in a hundred farts and halfway through the movie,
I was like, I just need to go to the bathroom.
Not because I needed to do anything in the bathroom.
Yes, you did need to do something in the bathroom.
But my stomach had filled up with so much air that I had the worst pain.
She was like the house on that movie Up.
She's just floating in the bathroom.
Literally.
No, I was like that girl on Willy Wonka that blows up into a big blueberry.
Veruca Salt.
Legend.
Veruca Salt?
Veruca Salt.
No.
Was Veruca Salt the spoiled brat?
Yeah.
Isn't she the one who got purple and blew up? No, Veruca Salt. Yeah. No. Was Veruca Salt the spoiled brat? Is she Beatrice something? Isn't she the one who got purple and blew up?
I think so.
No, isn't Veruca the one that got, she went down the chute in the Golden Goose?
Oh.
The egg?
She was the one, I want it, Daddy, I want it.
Yeah, she was.
Okay, Willy Wonka.
Who was, what was the?
What did she do?
Violet.
Violet.
Violet something.
Violet Beauregard.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Yeah, Veruca Salt was the real spoiled brat.
Daddy, I want one.
Yeah, that one.
Played by Anna Sofia.
Guys, I'm so excited tonight.
I've got a TV show that you guys should all be watching.
What is it?
I'm too busy.
The Bachelorette Australia.
How do we watch it? I'm too busy. The Bachelorette Australia. How do we watch it?
Neon?
Actually.
Because I don't want to go onto another illegal streaming website.
My laptop hasn't recovered from the last link Anastasia sent me.
Honestly, if I have to hear about any more yummy mummies keen to DTF in my area,
I have to throw the laptop out.
The shit that came on that laptop.
And animated stuff, too.
I'm like, no, I don't want to see Marge Simpson
doing that to Barney Rubble from the Flintstones.
I think.
That's so niche.
That's so niche.
Yeah, anyway.
Yeah.
How are you watching it?
Are they releasing a book of it?
I'm only reading at the moment.
I definitely don't have a VPN, if that's what you're asking.
VPNs aren't illegal.
Okay, so this is the old Bachelorette.
I've seen that TVNZ are playing some American Bachelorette.
And TV3 in New Zealand are playing Married at First Sight UK.
Yeah.
I'm like, play this piece of history that's happening on Australian television right now.
That's the one that you should be playing.
They won't have the rights to it yet.
Australia will have it exclusively for a bit.
Oh, that's so annoying.
Australians, get off your high horse.
We'll get it once you know who wins.
The Married at First Sight's really interesting, not as a show.
I couldn't think of anything worse to watch than Married at First UK.
But you know the experts on the Australian one?
There was the three experts.
There's the guy, John.
Yes.
And then there were the two ladies.
And then one of the lady experts quit.
She's like, this show's becoming a joke.
Yeah.
And she's like, I don't want to be on this.
We're not helping people anymore.
So she quit.
The other lady expert stayed on the show.
She's doubled down.
She's now franchised it, and she's the expert on Married at First Sight UK as well.
Yeah, and I saw that because I caught like a couple of minutes of it,
and I was like, oh, yeah, here she goes.
I'm just seeing if you can watch.
That's so disappointing.
Hopefully – I hate how they play it so much later
here in New Zealand because then it kind of ruins
it. Yeah, because everything's on social media.
My site.
Not your site. Don't go on your site
or the work computer. Oh no, I am
watching it on my site. My clean
site. I couldn't find it
on the clean site. She sent you the
dirty version. No, because your
one was only on the dirty one. The thing that he wanted to see was on the dirty version. No, because your one was only on the dirty.
The thing that he wanted to see was on the dirty one.
It's so interesting to see the dynamic in,
if you haven't realised what I'm talking about,
the first ever bisexual bachelorette.
And it's the first one ever in the whole franchise,
in the whole world.
I mean, we did it first here with
the bisexual yeah we did it first but anyway so it's the first one ever around the world um
and it's so interesting seeing the dynamic within the mansion of the boys and the girls in the house
that's the most interesting part for me yeah and how the the guys are threatened by the girls but then the girls are like threatened
by the guys and then they're fighting over certain things and the guys think so differently to the
girls so every date is so drastically different it's it's actually so fascinating one of the big
issues they had with making a series like that i heard was the risk of the contestants hooking up
with each other yeah has that happened yet i think they they tease to maybe two people, and I don't know,
because I mean, I don't know if all the girls are gay
or if they're bisexual, or they haven't really talked about that.
Or if the guys are bisexual.
Anyway, I don't know.
But I think in one part there's two people that do hook up.
I don't know if it's a boy and a girl or if it's a girl and a girl.
That'll just make it better reality TV though, won't it?
Well, they probably egged them on a little bit to do it.
To a point.
You still want the bachelorette to feel like they're the most important one.
I think she kicks them off straight away.
Yeah, you would.
How do you?
Smart.
And you know what?
It's probably the people that know they don't have a chance.
Yeah, right.
That's in my opinion.
Or maybe they just find true love.
To be honest, in those shows, some people don't get to see her literally the whole time they're on the show.
Yeah.
I could never do the pull away thing.
You know?
You know how they always have the two or three people who are so good at pulling the person away?
Yeah, I hate that.
You know those people?
They steal you for a chat, people.
They steal you.
I could never do that.
Can I interrupt you for a minute?
Yeah, that's so off.
But you have to on those shows.
You have to chance your own.
I know, you've got to sell yourself.
You have to be like a real shark to get in there.
I just couldn't do that.
Or just be so hot that they have to come to you.
Yeah, and just exude sex appeal.
Looks like I'm going to have to be a shark then.
You going on?
What would be your move?
What would be your move on a show
like that it would be my normal move i've got a question yeah you know on those shows you know
how there's obviously a million people and the bachelor or the bachelorette stands at the wherever
they stand and they meet them all at the start this is already too push for i know what would
you do to stand out because they you know how they all do something weird and quirky?
It's so uncomfortable.
What would you do?
I know Clint would do something really nerdy.
Probably the worm.
No, you put no effort into it.
See, what else am I going to do?
What are you going to do?
What else?
I'm going to ride in on a horse.
No, damn it.
Oh, yeah, you could.
No, horses are red flags.
You could.
That's a red flag.
Uh-oh, incoming horse girl. Oh, yeah, you could. No, horses are red flags. You could. That's a red flag. Uh-oh, incoming horse girl.
Oh, I would go.
Okay, this is definitely for cringe purposes.
I'd go with one of those cardboard cutouts,
like, you know, those photo frames,
and it would be the Tinder, you know, app thing,
and you'd be like.
I feel like this has been done before.
Swipe left?
Oh, has it?
Maybe.
It's a good idea, though.
That means it's a good idea.
Keep going.
Yeah.
Well, actually, I'd probably just fall back on trying to look as hot as possible.
Yeah.
But that's boring.
Yeah, well, that is boring.
Okay, I'd like to change mine now.
I would go in a giant bun and I would be the hot dog.
And I'd just walk up and I'd go, hungry?
Nothing sexier than that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd probably do some fire breathing.
That's pretty memorable.
And I can do it.
I can fire breathe.
Breathe fire.
Can you?
Yes.
I wouldn't want to kiss you after.
Are you breathing fire right into them?
I'm not kissing them on the first date.
No, you've got to give them a greeting kiss.
Like, good to see you.
Yeah, so I do that and then I say I'm going to perform a little bit for you.
But then you bling some of the gas on their teeth.
I used to be quite the fire twirler back in the day.
Really?
Thank you.
For real.
Good for you.
I've got a fire staff at home.
True story.
And you're calling me weird for riding horses.
No, you called yourself weird.
I was the one that supported you, thank you very much.
Come at me.
Now you feel bad, don't you?
Are you allowed to have a fire staff in a drought area?
No, probably not.
I don't think so.
Probably not.
Not the best skill you could have channeled your...
I only ever did it on the beach.
Where does anybody ever do it? Where does anybody ever do it?
Where does anybody ever do it other than the beach?
I think there's a video on my Facebook page of it
I'm pretty sure
Ben, what would you do?
Probably not fire stick
Fire stick's hot, man
I don't know what you're talking about
I'm sticking with it
Oh, here we go.
I found the video.
Shit.
Are you in Thailand?
No, this is just in my backyard in Stanthorpe.
Right.
The drought area.
The drought area.
No, it wasn't drought at the time.
There you go.
You can't see very well, but.
That's me there.
Hold on.
I'll do a different trick. Oh, I definitely can't see very well, but... That's me there. Hold on. I'll do a different trick.
Oh, I definitely can't see.
Have you ever seen someone do fire point?
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at this move.
It's that.
That's what you're looking at.
Yeah, that's sick.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can find the fire breathing one.
This is so...
Send it to me later.
Send it to me later.
Oh, have you ever done fire breathing?
No. Can you share that video? Jealousy is a horrible thing, huh? later. Now post it to the podcast group. Oh, have you ever done fire breathing? No.
Can you share that video?
Jealousy is a horrible thing, huh?
Can you share that video to the podcast family?
Hold on.
How do I do that?
I'll sort it out.
Hold on.
I'll share this with you.
Oh, you guys also, not only are you teasing.
Share to group.
Yeah.
Tease that great video, but tease exciting things on tomorrow's podcast.
Oh, tomorrow on the podcast, Bree's mum meets Ed Sheeran, and it's adorable.
Yeah, really cute.
It's so cute.
You know I cried on the way home?
You cried?
Yeah.
Did you call her?
Yeah, I did.
I called her.
Is the video still playing?
Yeah, sorry.
I just turned it off.
I had this really weird moment driving in to do that interview because I remember really early on in my radio kind of career,
I was earning no money and my mum, all she ever wanted was to go see Ed Sheeran
and I really wanted to buy her tickets.
This was like back in 2015.
I really wanted to buy her tickets and I couldn't afford it.
And I said to my boss, because we were giving away tickets,
and I said to my boss,
is there anything I can do to get some free tickets?
Because I really want to take my mum.
And my boss was like, well, if you work the staff Christmas party,
New Year's Eve, New Year's Day and Christmas Day, I think, from memory,
you can have a double-passed Ed Sheeran.
Jeez, he exploited you.
Well, I get paid as well for working the shifts, but I'd also get the tickets.
Anyway, I was like, stuff it.
Okay.
So I said yes, and then I took my mum to this concert, and it pissed
down rain, but it didn't matter.
My mum and I had the most amazing memory where it was just her and I,
and it was so cool. And I was driving into work when we did that interview, and I had this, the most amazing memory where it was just her and I, and it was so cool.
And I was driving into work when we did that interview,
and I was like, this is such a cool moment that I'm able to do something
so cool for my mum.
Like, and we gave, like, it was our interview with Ed Sheeran,
but we gave this amazing, you know, moment with my mum
where she'll remember that forever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was just really cool.
Yeah.
Whereas for us us it's just
another global superstar it's just our daily life chuck ed sheeran chuck him on the pile
i was so nervous getting the slash pet with dua lipa i'm so glad my mom's um asking the question
she had good questions so he really liked it we won't give it all away but um tomorrow she asks
very good questions of ed sheeran it turns It turns out, we found out afterwards,
had just come down with COVID-19
but nobody knew that yet.
Does my mum offer Ed Sheeran a room
at my house in Stanthorpe with my
mum and dad? Yes, she does.
No, wait and see.
You'll have to tune in to see.
You'll have to tune in.
Does she flash Ed Sheeran over Zoom?
Well, you'll have to tune in and wait and Ed Sheeran over Zoom? Well you have to tune in and wait and see
We'll save that for tomorrow
Have a great night
Get your votes or your things in
If you want to be the international birthday banger tomorrow
On our podcast group
And if you want to see videos of me fire twirling
Then put in
I mean if you want to see it
Jump in a time machine
Head back to 2008.
Head to the podcast group and show some love for the fire twirling,
and I might post the video, just saying.
Enjoy the podcast, guys.
Bye.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3 p.m.
Give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Good everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint.
For the show, producer Anastasia and I, we always go and we'll make our cups of coffee,
we'll make our tea, and I looked at her coffee that she'd made for herself,
and it was like half full, and I said to her, that she'd made for herself and it was like half full.
And I said to her, oh, the tide's out.
And she goes, what?
I said, the tide's out.
Yeah, tide's out on your cup of tea.
She goes, what do you mean by that?
She'd never heard that saying before.
You never heard the saying the tide's out?
Sheesh.
Sheesh.
Okay, Gen Z.
Turn the Gen Z's mic off.
She doesn't even know how to use the microphone.
That's called a microphone.
What do I do with this?
If you talk too loud.
Too loud.
Good on you, by the way, for this far into lockdown,
still seeing the cup as half full, by the way, and not half empty.
Did I say half full?
You did.
Yes!
Whereas I would have gone, oh, half your tea's gone.
And you know what? The government will probably take the other half
Probably can't even drink that
Don't get me started on taxes
Enjoy your cup of tea
Throw a mask
That's the other way of looking at it
I'm so proud of myself that I said the cup was half full
Shout out to Christchurch
Hope you guys don't go into lockdown
Has there been an announcement about yet
Do we know what's happening with Christchurch Christchurch. Hope you guys don't go into lockdown. Has there been an announcement about yet?
Do we know what's happening with Christchurch?
Christchurch are staying in level two as is for now.
Good.
Thank goodness.
Why?
What happened in Christchurch?
Two COVID cases.
First COVID cases in Christchurch in like forever.
Yeah, a long time.
Yeah.
Like really long time. Okay.
Well, that's good news if they're staying in level two at the moment.
Yeah.
So let's just push on and remain
half glass, half full, everybody.
That's right. The tide will be out
but the glass will be half full.
The tide's on the way in. It's not on the way out.
The tide's on the way in.
That's not as catchy. Oh, it's the tide on the way in.
Sounds more like a
actually, no, I'm not going to say that.
Secret Sounds coming up today, four o'clock
and five o'clock. You're shot at 20 grand if you can guess what the secret sound is.
But next, we're going to play Tradiverse Lady.
Yeah, if you want 50 bucks, all thanks to our mates at KFC,
you can call now 0800DIALZM if you think you can beat out your opposition
in a game of trivia.
We'll play after Justin Bieber and anyone on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Dancing.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint. Brian Clint. Brian Clint.
Tradies versus
ladies. Score update for the
year. The tradies sitting at 91
wins. The ladies sitting at
86. Let's meet our
lady first. She's in Christchurch.
She's 34 and
her daughter and her listen
to Tradie vs Lady every day.
Hi, Courtney.
Welcome, Courtney.
Hi.
How old's your daughter?
She's seven.
Oh, what's her name?
Kennedy.
Kennedy.
Okay, I assume you guys will be playing as a team.
Is that an advantage?
We will find out.
You'll be taking on our tradie today.
He's 40.
He's from Walkworth and he likes to paint while nude.
Welcome to the show, John.
With what, John?
How's it going?
How are you?
What do you like to paint with while nude?
Oh, landscapes, portraits, whatever's out there at the time.
Yep, that's what I was asking.
Yeah, that was, yeah.
You're a tradie.
You're not like a house painter who likes to do his job nude, are you?
No, I'm a tradie full and full.
Build it.
Yeah, right.
I love it, John. He may or may not a tradie full and full. Build it. Yeah, right.
I love it, John.
He may or may not be nude right now.
Let's not ask.
No.
John, your buzzer is tradie.
Courtney, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers is going to score $50 cash,
thanks to KFC.
Good luck, everybody.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Air Force Ones are a popular shoe made by which brand?
Courtney, lady.
Yes, Courtney. Nike. Yes, Courtney.
Nike.
Nike is correct.
Super popular.
They've made a resurgence in the last five or six years.
Question number two.
Queen Lizzie has been in the news this week.
Reports saying she's exhausted.
Trini.
Yes, John.
She's exhausted and needs to take a tarmac rest.
Ooh.
Hey, I applaud you going for it,
but I'll finish the question for you, Courtney.
You get a free guess.
From all the commitments mixed with her habit of watching TV late at night, how old is the Queen?
Oh, um, 87.
No, you wouldn't believe it.
She's 95.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Of course she's tired.
Give her a rest.
Yeah, she's 95.
Give her a break.
Okay, one to the ladies, none to the tradies.
All right, here we go.
Question number three.
Halloween is this weekend.
In the movie Mean Girls, what did Lindsay Lohan's character,
Caddy, dress up as for Halloween?
Is it A, sexy nurse, B, the Easter Bunny, C, Dr. Phil,
or D, zombie corpse bride?
Caddy.
John.
Yes, John?
Zombie corpse bride.
I'll give it to you.
You love the movie Mean Girls, John?
Yeah, I have seen it a few times.
Who doesn't?
All right, here comes question number four, one apiece.
Can you tell me who sings this song?
Because you know I'm all about that.
Lady.
Trady.
Yes, Courtney.
Lady.
Meghan Trainor.
Meghan Trainor is correct.
It was a huge hit.
Huge.
All right, the lady's on two, the tradie's on one.
Here comes question number five.
You need to stop her with this one, John.
COVID has arrived in Christchurch.
Boo.
Name a sports team that calls Christchurch home.
Brady.
Yes, Katie, for the win.
Crusaders.
You got it.
She's done it, everybody.
She's a lady.
All that listening has paid off.
Good game, though.
Plus helps when the decided question is about your hometown, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Well done.
Well done, guys.
$50 coming your way.
Congratulations.
$50 worth of lollies for you, Kennedy.
Totally.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this story, and I love to do the segment of times I'm glad I wasn't in Australia.
Oh, right.
And this is another one of those stories.
It's a story about a Victorian school student who picked up their bag,
their school bag to go home from school at the end of the day.
And they thought to themselves, oh, this is quite heavy.
It's quite heavy.
And they unzipped the bag.
You know what was in their school bag?
A crocodile.
A giant red-bellied black snake.
Okay, so my knowledge of snakes is not good.
Red-bellied black?
Yeah.
Venomous.
Right, okay.
It's a deadly one.
It's not as deadly as some of the other ones.
Can I ask, as an Australian, how many varieties of snake do you need to know?
Is it like a curriculum thing at school?
Let me break it down. As an Australian, how many varieties of snake do you need to know? Is it like a curriculum thing at school?
Let me break it down.
If you're living in country Australia, red-bellied black snake, quite common.
I saw quite a few of those in our property.
The ones you really don't want to see ever in your whole life is the king brown snake.
Oh, I thought brown snake was the nice one.
No, king brown and yeah, they will kill you.
Ben's just brought it up on the screen.
Is that the snake that was in the girl's bag?
It's taller than a man.
It's giant.
Wow.
Okay.
How big's her bag?
Yeah, right?
Did she have anything else in there? Yeah, what is she picking for lunch?
Live mice?
Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, can you imagine how terrifying that would be as a school kid?
Well, you'd learn a lot about your kid, wouldn't you?
Because if your kid was terrified, you'd go,
cool, I've got a normal kid.
But if your kid was like, mum, have a look at what's in my bag.
Look what I brought home from school.
Yeah, right.
You go, uh-oh, I think I might be raising a psychopath.
Anyway, they managed.
No one got hurt, but they called the snake catcher
and they came and got it.
I looked up because I was interested in how many people,
how many Australians get bit by a snake each year.
Yeah.
How many do you think?
Because there's a lot of snakes.
A lot of snakes and a lot of Australians.
Yeah.
So it'd be in the thousands.
Surely it's in the thousands.
In the tens of thousands?
About 3,000 Australians will be bitten by a snake each year
with about 300 of those needing anti-venom.
Yeah, right.
Do you know how many New Zealanders get bit by a snake every year?
Well, it depends.
Are they living in Australia?
Yeah, that's a very good point.
There's quite a few Kiwis living in Aussie.
Yeah, 2,000 of that 3,000 were New Zealanders in Australia.
I can just imagine some Kiwis because as an Aussie,
we grow up to be alert all the time.
Like if you're in any type of long grass,
usually you don't go in long grass or you're just alert.
Whereas I can imagine a Kiwi going over to Australia for the first time,
someone kicks a footy off into the long grass and they go,
I'm just going to go get this football.
In jandals.
In jandals.
Boom, snake bite.
Look out.
Yeah, good.
Like you said, another good reason to not be in Australia at the moment.
Yeah, it's a good time not to be in Australia.
I thought we could ask people.
Obviously, it's not going to be a deadly animal unless people have lived overseas,
but I want to know what was the surprise you found in your bag?
Oh, yeah.
Remember the time you found big cat turds in your bag?
Yes, I did.
Found a big cat turd in my gym bag. And then you
wore all the gym gear that was covered in cat turd to the gym? You've got the order around the wrong
way. I wore the gym gear to the gym and felt like it smelled particularly whiffy and then I smelled
and then I found the cat turd. I love how your mind, like when you went to the gym and you're
like, this smells a bit whiffy, a bit more than usual. Does your BO
normally smell like cat turd?
I was mid-pump class, okay?
I wasn't going to leave. What kind of
pump? I just thought
maybe this t-shirt needs to go in the bin afterwards.
Or did you think, have I
shizzy-bunned myself?
Have I pumped that hard?
Okay, I found a cat shit in my bag. Let's get
some other stories on, shall we?
Oh, 800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
What was the thing you found in your bag?
Are you a member of the Corby family and you want to tell us about your trip to Bali?
Oh, that's, no, that's, you know, Chappelle could be listening.
Well, I guess she did say it was a surprise.
She'd be a great caller for the segment.
Yeah, she would be.
Yeah, yeah.
Unfortunately, I don't think she's listening.
Oh, 800 dials at M or you can text 9696.
What did you find in your bag?
No, you don't.
Brianne Clint.
A young Australian school student has been confronted
when she went to go home from school
and she found a massive red belly black snake in her bag.
I'm glad you're shocked by that because as a Kiwi,
we kind of wonder if that's just what life
is like for you guys. That's not normal, no.
Like when you sit on the bowl, are you scared that a
tarantula's going to come up from under the seat?
I mean a huntsman maybe. Have you ever seen a
real tarantula? Not
in the wild. Yeah, right.
Because I grew up thinking they were way more
common in Australia than I think they are.
No, not tarantulas. The big hairy bugger.
Sydney funnel webs are. Sydney funnel webs are actually. No, not tarantulas. The big hairy bugger. Sydney funnel webs are.
Sydney funnel webs are actually poisonous.
You know tarantulas aren't poisonous.
Aren't they?
No.
Oh, well, get them all over me.
Sydney funnel webs make a hole in the ground.
Oh, with the hatch?
In a trap door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then when you walk past, they come out and they get you
and they can kill you in 12 minutes.
Yeah.
What a horrific place.
I've seen a few of those in real life.
We want to know what was in your bag.
Was it a Sydney funnel web?
Was it a tarantula?
Rochelle's caught up.
Hi, Rochelle.
Hi, Rochelle.
Hi, guys.
So I used to be a flight attendant,
and we were flying from Brisbane to Wellington.
We were mid-flyflight and passengers started screaming
and it turns out
that a really, really big huntsman
had hidden away
in somebody's hand luggage
that was in the overhead locker above
and then it called out mid-flight
and fallen onto the people
sitting underneath it.
Oh my God.
So, literally, spiders on a plane.
Spiders on a plane.
I was going to say, Rochelle,
is that the, you know, the sequel's never as good. Yeah, yeah, spiders on a plane. Spiders on a plane. I was going to say, Rochelle, is that the, you know, the sequel's never as good.
Yeah, yeah, spiders on a plane.
What do you do?
Does someone have to step up as a tough guy and squash the spider?
Is that how you deal with that mid-flight?
Well, we, in all the panic, we lost him.
And so when we landed, the math guys wouldn't let anybody get off.
And then they couldn't find him.
So he'd either call back or something.
Wait, when you landed,
they had to lock you on the plane with the spider?
Yeah.
Huntsmen, they're harmless.
They're not poisonous.
Are they?
No, yeah, they're completely harmless.
Are they bigger than my hand?
Yeah, sometimes.
They're quite big.
They are massive.
But they're harmless.
They're real cute.
Just put fly spray in through the air vents of the plane
Like everybody hold your breath
Poor thing
We're just going to
We're just going to gas this guy out of here
Let's talk to Sally
Hi Sally
Hi Sally
Hi
What did you find in your bag Sally?
So we took a wee trip to Australia
As a family
And the second day we got there
My daughter got the chicken pox
Which was awesome.
Oh, nightmare.
So we spent seven days in New Zealand.
But we bought Pinetasol, which is like this real stinky lotion
that you put on to stop the itches.
Yeah, it goes white when you put it on your skin, right?
No, that's calamine.
That's different.
Green.
Pinetasol.
Yeah, I know the one.
It's real stinky.
Oh, no.
Real stinky.
We put it in the bath,
but they had a gel over there
and we were like,
oh, this is great.
We can smear her in it.
And then we were like,
well, we'll take it home
because it was expensive
and, you know,
someone else might get the chicken pox.
Right.
And so I bagged it up
and put it in the suitcase
and then my husband
got into the suitcase
and he didn't bag it back up and put it in the suitcase, and then my husband got into the suitcase, and he didn't bag it back up.
And we get back into, fly into New Zealand and get off the plane like 1.30 a.m.,
and, you know, everyone's had a terrible time.
And we pick up the bag off the luggage carousel, and instantly you could smell pine tarsoil.
And I was like, oh, no, it's exploded.
So we get pulled aside to get our luggage checked,
and they were like, okay, so is there anything in here that may be of concern?
And we were like, well, actually, if you open that up.
There's a shitload of pine tassel in it.
Oh, my God.
All I'm picturing is that scene from Friends where Ross is like,
it's made of paste.
Oh, no, that's the leather pants.
That's the talcum powder.
Shampoo and conditioner explosion situation.
Finally, Donna, what did you find in your bag?
Well, it wasn't actually what I found.
It's what the kinder teacher found in my three-year-old son's bag.
It was some condoms.
Okay.
How'd you explain that one, Donna?
Well, yeah, he got them out of my drawer, apparently,
and the kindy teacher must have sort of asked him about them
and said, oh, you know, and he said he bought them to kindy
because they were for sore throat.
No!
In one way, kind of.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is The Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, truly a moment in history for men's professional football.
It really is today.
21-year-old Josh Cavalallo, who is a soccerer,
obviously playing in the A-League player,
has announced that he is gay and he has announced it to the world.
There is a video on his Instagram which has had over 700,000 views
when I checked it a moment ago and thousands of comments.
So brave, so cool.
Now, this guy, this guy is a seriously talented player.
He was actually awarded the Rising Star Award of the League.
Like, he's a big deal, and this is a massive moment in sport
and for the LGBT community.
Have a listen to this.
Here's some of his very brave announcements.
Hi, everyone.
It's Josh Cavalli here.
I'm at my home here in Adelaide.
There's something personal that I need to share with everyone.
I'm a footballer, and I'm gay.
Wow. something personal that I need to share with everyone. I'm a footballer and I'm gay. Yeah, that's massive.
You were telling me he's the only openly gay male football player in the world.
Professional player, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, it's truly crazy to think that this is the first professional male soccer player to come out as gay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think about it all the time with sports like rugby in New Zealand.
Statistically, there are people in the LGBT community
playing rugby. Absolutely there
is. We don't have a platform in men's
rugby in New Zealand yet where they can come forward
and go, yeah, that's us. You know what? I think it's
so sad that
there's so many people who
over the years would have struggled this and they had
to pick either a career in the
sport they loved or living, you know,
who they truly were in their private life and they couldn't have both.
And hopefully, you know, this guy coming out, which is so courageous,
he's 21, like how courageous of him.
Hopefully it's a move in the right direction for not only this sport
but other male sports.
Is that enough to reinvigorate your interest in professional soccer, Dean?
I'm probably going to put my little boots on.
What I think, you know what's really cool about this?
I will be watching.
What I think is awesome about this,
I think this guy is going to land some big endorsement deals.
I actually think that so many brands are going to like
throw some cash at this guy because he's so brave, he's so cool.
And I think it will be a really positive thing.
And other players and other athletes coming up will actually see this guy today.
Not only a badass career, he is very, very bankable
and he's very, very marketable.
And I think it's going to be nothing but positive.
So it's really exciting to hear him.
It's the Lil Nas effect, right?
It's the same as Lil Nas X.
Totally.
Not bad on the eyes either.
There it is, Josh Cavallo became the first ever professional male soccer player
to come out as gay today.
That's the latest live out of Hollywood with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
Free and Clint.
All right, guys, this is exciting.
And I've come up with a game to figure out who is more hip,
more up with the kids.
Oh, yeah.
And I like to call this game Who's More Gen Z?
Ross versus Mama D.
Mama D, we've rebranded her.
We've given her a cool youthy name.
Just because it rhymed as well.
Ross B versus Mama D.
That's right.
Guys, in this game, you will be telling us what different Gen Z slang words mean.
Oh, jeez.
Okay.
This should be a breeze for you guys.
I reckon, who's your money on, Chris?
My money's on Ross, boss.
My money's on mum.
All right, good.
Different horses.
I'm going with mum and I.
No, Ross is cool.
You know what's cool, eh, Ross?
You're cool.
My money's on this being an absolute stretch up.
Oh, I don't know.
We wouldn't do that.
All right, here we go.
Let's go.
Ross, you will be going first.
Oh, no. Your word is do that. All right, here we go. Let's go. Ross, you will be going first. Oh, no.
Your word is himbo.
Oh, himbo.
What does himbo mean, Rossbots?
Himbo.
H-I-M-B-O.
Is it like a real pretty boy, like a male version of a bimbo?
It is.
Nice work, Ross.
Well done, Ross.
I was about to cancel you for that statement, but it turns out you're correct.
So well done.
That is correct.
Himbo is the male version of a bimbo.
All right, Mama Di, your slang word that the Gen Zers are using is bossin'.
Oh, jeez, Brianna.
I'll give it to you in a sentence.
I'll give it to you in a sentence.
Oh, my God, that car is so bossin'.
Bossin'.
I reckon, does it mean
it's really good? Like
fantastic? That's actually
what it means. You're right.
Oh, really? We're off to a good start.
One apiece. Well done, guys.
Alright, here we go. Ross, your
second gen Z term is
it's an acronym. I
Y K Y K. What does that stand for? If you know, you know. Z term is, it's an acronym, I-Y-K-Y-K.
What does that stand for?
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
That's correct.
Well done, Ross Boss.
If you know, you know.
Well done, y'all.
All right, Mum and I, you need this one to keep up with Ross Boss.
What does it mean if someone says, oh, this slaps?
Okay, I reckon it's a bit like the last one.
It means it's good, but I think that it's about food.
Good food.
That's actually right.
She's actually got it.
It could be good food.
There's a restaurant in Stairtop called The Slaps.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that restaurant slaps.
So perfect.
Good.
So good.
All right, Ross, your next term is
Henlo. Huh? Henlo.
What does Henlo mean?
Can I have an attention please? Someone might use
this word. The word is Henlo.
Is it how you say hello to a
chicken?
It's another way of saying hello, usually during texting online.
But not to a chicken, unfortunately.
But not to a chicken.
Not to a chicken.
Okay, no, you don't know Henlo.
Mumadai, you've got the advantage here.
You can win the game, I think.
Here we go.
Mumadai, what does it mean if someone's real woke?
You know this one, Mum.
For example, Dad, not so woke. You know this one, Mum. For example, Dad, not so woke.
I reckon, no, it's your knowledge of what's going on in Parliament.
Political awareness.
Yeah, political awareness.
Is that what you were going with?
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, come on.
I can't get the wording as well.
No, we're not going to give it to her.
That means we're going to the tie-break questions.
All right, Ross, you need to get this one.
You need to get this one.
Ross, what does sheesh mean?
Is it when you touch your arm at the same time and you say it?
I can't confirm or deny.
I just need to know what it means.
Like, wow, that's amazing?
That's correct.
All right, Mum and Di, you need to get this one right.
It's a tie with Ross Boss for coolness.
This is big.
You need to get this.
What does it mean when someone says, skirt, skirt?
It's not concerning a toilet, is it?
No, it's not concerning a toilet.
Skirt.
Our autophobia of the sound of tyres screeching, I'm sure.
It's a phobia of the sound of tyres screeching.
Yeah, actually, yeah, that's exactly what it means.
Well done.
We can confirm. She's giggling these answers. I know it. She's like, I, that's exactly what it means. Well done. We can confirm.
She's googling these answers. I know it.
She's like, not going on the background here.
Just two cool Gen Z's
on the Brian Clint show.
Ross, give us a skirt.
I'm not skirting anything.
Mum, give us a skirt.
Skirt. Mum wins.
They'll do it Thanks guys Alright here we go everybody
It's season 10 of The Secret Sound
And the jackpot is at $20,000
Sungie Baella come in
Coming in hello
Hello she's hot she's live
We've got her we need our guesser
That is you, Hayley.
Come in, Hayley.
Hi, everybody.
Good afternoon.
How are we all?
Good, thanks.
Hayley, I heard you're a day-one-er.
I am a day-one-er.
That's what we like.
And this is the first time getting through for Secret Sound, so I'm so excited.
Day one of season 10 or day one of Secret Sound?
Day one of Secret Sound, but day one I was able to choose what radio station I was to listen to.
Well, good.
We're glad that you have control of the dial now
and we are very grateful that you've chosen us.
And your choice to listen to this station
could win you $20,000 right now.
I hope so.
My heart is pounding so much.
Yeah, okay. Alright, let's
get this over with then. You're on live
with Sanky Borella. Tell us what you think
this, the 2021
ZM Secret Sound is.
Ella, I'm pretty sure
that it's a pair of nail
clippers. A pair of
nail clippers. Can we hear it again?
Yeah.
One more time.
I can hear it. I've used nail clippers quite Can we hear it again? Yeah. One more time. I can hear it. I've used
nail clippers quite a few times, like
especially when you're doing toenails.
100%. I hope you've used nail clippers
a couple of times. Go to the
nail salon.
Oh, right.
Well, I used to before COVID.
Okay, a pair of nail clippers.
Hayley, how confident are you?
I am so confident.
Yeah, good.
You did say it was a nail biter, so, I mean, here we go.
I'm backing you in for the win, Hayley.
I'm putting it on you.
Have you had a look at the clues as well, Hayley?
Level three made me.
How did you think that worked?
Well, I mean, nail clippers, right?
I mean, you can't go to the beauty salon anymore.
You have to go and, you know, do your own.
Do your own.
Also, nail clippers are not try before you buy.
They're definitely buy now, use later.
That's so true.
Hayley, well, for $20,000, do you want to lock in your guess one last time?
Absolutely.
I think at the Secret Sound Season 10 is a pair of nail clippers.
Good confidence, Hayley.
I like you, Hayley.
I want you to take home the money.
Come on.
Come on, Ella.
Okay, well, Hayley, Hayley.
That is not The Secret Sound.
Come on.
I really thought Hayley was going to manifest $20,000 just then
by being so confident.
Yeah, the confidence is great.
Oh, well.
At least you put me out of my misery.
I know now.
Exactly.
And it's an amazing achievement to get through on the fines for this.
I know, right?
You can do it again, though,
so please keep trying.
Another shot at The Secret Sound coming up at five o'clock today
and another shot at 20 grand.
Any other clues you want to drop in there
before five o'clock, Ella?
No, but we have a big, big clue
coming tomorrow, is all I'll say.
Can you tell us the colour of the thing
that's making the sound?
What?
No!
The colour.
What time is tomorrow's clue being dropped?
Seven.
You'll find out, Fletch,
Warner Megan, at 7am.
So if you're a Secret Sound diehard, you need to be listening
at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning so you can get
that Clue. Perfect. And one
more guest, like we said, coming up at 5 o'clock
today on ZM. Thank you, Ella.
Next on the show,
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I started watching Succession on Neon last night,
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It's on our list.
It's good.
We're starting that one next.
Yeah, it's massive.
It's good, eh?
Yeah, it's really good.
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I want to talk right now about those times where you found something valuable.
Have you ever found something really valuable?
Oh no, the only thing I found was that brick Nokia phone when I was in year nine.
Yeah, but that would have been valuable back then. Oh yeah, it was a good find. The best thing I ever found that brick Nokia phone when I was in year nine. Yeah, but that would have been valuable back then.
Oh, yeah, it was a good find.
The best thing I ever found was a Canon digital camera
when I worked at the Loge.
Ah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, I thought so too.
Did you keep it?
No, I handed it in.
So you should have.
But I worked at a tourist facility and so I'm like,
mate, if they haven't come back in like three days,
they're not coming back, let me have the camera.
And I checked every day to ask if the camera had been claimed
and persistence
was key because three months later
guess who was the owner of a slightly
damaged Canon digital
camera? Score! Yeah.
And three memory sticks.
This story's better than a digital camera.
An Israeli scuba diver has found
an ancient sword off
the Mediterranean coast that
experts say dates back
to the Crusades.
That is amazing.
Yes.
The sword is estimated to be 900 years old.
It's like covered in barnacles and stuff, but they are able to clean it up
and they said it's made of iron so they'll be able to put it back into life.
That is incredible. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if you'll be able to put it back into like. That is incredible.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you'll be able to fight with it,
but it'll be in good nick.
Anytime I've held a sword, I always think,
how do people actually fight?
How did they fight with it?
How did they wield this thing?
Well, you imagine that and you're on the back of a horse, you know?
That's a lot to deal with.
Crazy.
He took it ashore and he handed it in to government experts, which...
Nah, I would have put it on the mantelpiece at home.
I would have been very tempted to send that straight to the pool room.
That would have been going straight to my pool room.
Right?
No, he gave it to the government.
And I mean, it's 900 years old.
It's not like you're going to go,
if no one claims this in three months, do I get it back?
You're effectively giving it over.
So do they give you nothing?
So that's what I wondered.
I was like, this is a hugely valuable artifact.
They'll be able to tour it around museums.
They can make money out of this.
A 900-year-old sword from the Crusades
that's been living under the ocean for nine centuries.
You know when people hand stuff over to a museum
because that's where it's meant to be?
Yeah.
B.S., you pay me for it and you can have it.
You're going to charge me more to see it.
He was rewarded for taking
the sword in. He didn't go home
empty handed. What did he get? For a
900 year old sword from the Crusades
the diver was given a
certificate of appreciation for good
citizenship.
God, that makes
me so angry. He should have kept it.
That's a family heirloom.
I would accept no money if
I had permanent rights to go and
play with the sword whenever I wanted.
Like if I could use it for Halloween
or I could go and have a
photo shoot when I wanted.
You know what the worst thing is? He's literally
found buried treasure and he got a certificate for it.
The worst thing is the museum doesn't bloody know about it.
It's not like they lost it and they were like,
oh, thank God you've returned this to us.
They didn't even have it.
They didn't even know it existed.
Yeah, so this guy is too honest is what we think.
Yeah, keep it.
Keep it in the family.
We want to know this afternoon,
have you handed something in that you found
and did you actually
get it back like did you take it to the police and then almost forget about it you're like oh
well it's gone and then three months later like hey the wallet that you found or the um the uh
gold that you found or the ancient sword that you found no one's claimed it you're really swinging
for the fence on these uh on these phon't you? The wallet containing $30,000 cash.
Definitely not drug money.
Who carries around $30,000 in their wallet?
Criminals.
And you know who's not going to the police station to claim their $30,000?
Criminals.
So hand it in.
Imagine how big the wallet would be if there was $30,000 in there. It would be a fat stack. Look, I don't know what you found, but if you found something good and you handed it in. Imagine how big the wallet would be if there was 30 grand in there.
It'd be a fat stack.
Look, I don't know what you found,
but if you found something good
and you handed it in
and then you got it back,
call us and tell us, you know?
Set a good example.
Inspire people to hand things in
because if they hear that you did it
and you actually got it back,
I don't know,
maybe you'll inspire someone to be good.
Yeah, do the right thing sometimes.
Unless you find a sword, don't give it to the museum.
Keep it.
I mean, you can also call us if you didn't hand the thing in.
Yeah, I'll wait 100 dials at M.
Brian Clint.
A man in Israel has found a 900-year-old sword
when he was scuba diving.
It's from the bloody Crusades, and he's handed it in,
and for his hard work, he got given a certificate.
I'd say
shabby a certificate. I want my sword
back. He literally found buried
treasure and he did the right thing. He handed it
in. So we want stories of inspiration
this afternoon. Is it the right thing? I disagree.
Did you find something
and hand it in and then you got it back?
Technically no one owned that sword.
Yeah, well a 900 year old dead guy. Technically, no one owned that sword. Yeah, well, a 900-year-old dead guy did.
No one living owned that sword.
So it is literally no one's going to miss it.
He's like a donor to the museum, isn't he?
Maeve has called up.
Hi, Maeve.
Hi, Maeve.
Hey, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Have you found something that you handed in?
Yeah, I actually found a dog and I gave it back to the farmer
and he said I could keep it.
What?
Yeah.
Did you want a dog?
I had two at home already, so my parents made me say no
because I was still in school.
Was it an ex-working dog?
Was the dog's working days done?
No, it was the working dog's puppy
so it was like really, really little.
Yeah, but was it a bit bung or something?
Why did he want to get rid of it?
He just had so many.
I've got dogs coming out of my
eyeballs. Please take a dog.
Yeah, I think
he was just over it. Okay, well you did the right
thing. I mean, I would look down my nose at you if
you didn't hand in a dog that you found.
I've definitely handed in a dog before
because, I mean, that's a bit rough keeping a dog.
Yeah.
You're not handing it in.
You're taking it home.
I love people who are like,
it's got no collar, so it mustn't have an owner.
You know, definitely people have said that before.
Someone said I found a suspicious white powder
that I handed in,
but the police wouldn't give it back to me when I asked about it.
Well, no shit, Sherlock.
I don't think you're going to get that one back.
In fact, you're probably lucky they didn't ask you for more questions
when you took it in.
You can buy icing sugar from the supermarket.
It's fine.
Sandy's caught up.
Sandy, you actually work for the police.
I do indeed.
Okay.
This is interesting, Sandy.
What kind of things do you see handed in?
We get all sorts. We get things from like a little
kid's toy car handed in and obviously we get
cash handed in. We get a lot of jewellery, phones, laptops,
wallets, bags, you name it. What's the biggest cash
amount you've ever seen that's been handed in?
Personally, $4,000.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, that's decent.
So if I hand in $4,000 to you, the police, and no one claims it in what?
Is it three months?
Is that the standard amount of time?
Yeah.
Three months generally will keep any valuable items for.
And do I get it back?
Do I get the full $4,000 back?
Yeah. Wow. Sandy, you don't have to answer. keep any valuable items for. And do I get it back? Do I get the full $4,000 back? Yep.
Wow.
Sandy, you don't have to answer, but just make a noise.
Do you ever just get tempted to go down to the, you know,
the items that people have handed in and just do a bit of shopping yourself?
No, no, not at all.
Yeah, neither.
I wouldn't do that either, Sandy.
Bree would be tipping off a family member to go,
hey, there's $4,000 here.
Come in, say you lost it at Western Park at 4.15 on Thursday.
And Sandy, that's why you work for the police and I don't.
That's why you work for the police and Bree's wanted by the police.
Oh, no.
Yeah, you're not a mental suspicious person.
Yeah, I'll see.
Hey, Sandy, I'll see you in court.
Literally.
Bree and Clint.
According to Lonely Planet, the world's number one travel guide,
there is a new number one city in the world to visit.
Ooh, can I guess?
Yeah, you can guess, yeah.
Greymouth?
No, not Greymouth.
But it is a New Zealand city.
Is it?
Okay, wait, let me think.
This place...
It's going to be Hamilton, isn't it?
It's not Hamilton either.
No, I'll just give it to you.
No, but Lonely Planet, according to them, in 2022, the number one city in the world
to visit?
Auckland.
Well, not right now.
Exactly my thoughts.
Do the minimum level of research.
One of the worst places to come, to be honest.
Don't come here.
They say that Auckland should be visited for its diversity in landscape and population.
The city has what international tourists are looking for in the year ahead.
Yeah, except you can't get into the country.
You literally can't come here to visit.
No.
The border is closed.
Did you see the stats that Auckland became, this was last week,
the ninth most locked down city in the world,
like for the most consecutive days?
I don't think Lonely Planet has checked the news.
We're in the top 10 for being locked down for the most days. I don't think Lonely Planet has checked the news. We're in the top 10 for being locked down for the most days.
Like this is one top 10 you don't want to be in.
I've done some digging to update the list for Lonely Planet
and I've put together some must-do activities.
If you are going to take Lonely Planet's advice
and visit Auckland in 2022, here are some must-do things.
If you come to Auckland,
you must stay home in your bubble all day, every day.
It's delightful.
Sounds awesome.
And it's cheap.
Yeah.
If you come here,
oh, you have to have a picnic in the park.
Or your backyard.
Or your backyard while it's raining.
It's literally always raining in Auckland.
In fact, it's raining right now.
And then watch one of your friends who's come over
do a wee in your front yard.
Yeah, because they can't use your toilet.
My friend had to do that the other day.
Yeah, well, that's the world we're living in.
It was so grim.
You should have a courtesy bucket if you're a real friend.
So grim.
If you're visiting Auckland in 2022,
when we will still be in lockdown,
you can head as far south as the Bombay McDonald's.
Oh, yeah, That's a landmark.
Or you can travel north.
Why don't you check out the far north of Auckland at the Walkworth McDonald's.
Yeah, even better.
Hit them all.
You can go to the Viaduct.
Great nightlife in the Viaduct.
You have to take your own drinks because all the bars are closed.
And you just have to sit outside because you can't go inside.
It's literally locked down.
It's quite eerie down there actually.
Yeah, it's like a ghost town.
I'd probably avoid it.
You can visit, oh, this is nice.
If you come to Auckland in 2020, you could visit a location of interest.
Like a supermarket or a chemist, you know.
Go scan in at a location of interest.
Oh, what about Jet Park?
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, that's a lovely idea.
Great accommodation.
Jet Park,
wave to the quarantines.
If you stay at the Jet Park though,
there's a 14-night minimum.
And finally,
if you're really wealthy
and you want to visit
Auckland in 2020,
you can charter a private plane
and fly to Wanaka
for the weekend.
And then when you come back,
you can go straight into prison.
I mean, you know, sign me up.
Is there a package deal?
100%.
Just it involves quarantine,
very expensive flights
and a lot of mask wearing,
to be honest.
I'll think about it.
Bree and Clint.
Once upon a time,
there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?
A movie guessing game where if you can beat Brie
to guess the movie twice before she does,
you'll win the cash.
Today, $150 and the title up for grabs.
And it's you, Claude.
Well done on making it through.
Thanks.
Or should we say Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Oh, man.
Because it's a movie guessing game.
That's the only reason.
It's a movie themed.
Yeah.
Well, we'll just stick with Claude.
We'll just stick with Claude.
Claude, the rules are I'll start a plot line.
If you know what it is, buzz in with your name.
If you get it right, you get a point.
If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess
and two points wins the game.
Okay?
All right.
Good.
Do not wait for me to finish the plot line.
Here we go, guys.
Because The Secret Sound is on this week again,
we'll be playing with movies on Neon.
Movies you can stream on Neon,
the wonderful sponsor of The Secret Sound.
Good luck, everybody.
Here we go.
Movie number one.
Hot shot police officer Nicholas smells foul play
when the residents of a sleepy village start to die in terrible accidents.
Something is afoot and he must work with...
Yes, Brie.
Space Jam?
Space Jam.
That's not really the plot line to space, but I'm giving it a guess.
Is incorrect.
It's like a free guess, Claude.
Oh, I have absolutely no idea.
Neither, Claude.
I'll continue this one.
We'll see if anyone gets it.
Something is afoot.
He must work with daft local plod Dannyny Butterman to find out what it is.
I'll give you three, two.
I have no idea.
One.
Movie's Hot Fuzz.
Oh, yeah, I've seen it once.
Yeah.
Very funny.
Okay, we'll move on to movie number two.
Does it have Will Ferrell in it?
No.
No?
It's British.
Oh, maybe I haven't seen it.
Okay, movie number two. Here we go. No. No? It's British. Oh, maybe I haven't seen it.
Okay, movie number two.
Here we go.
When an art dealer and a tour bus driver finally call it quits in their relationship,
neither is willing to move out of their shared...
Brie.
Oh, Claude.
Now, Claude has buzzed in with an answer,
but Brie has buzzed in with her name.
So, Brie, will you use Claude's answer or will you go with a different movie?
It's Jennifer Aniston.
Jennifer, yeah.
And what's that other big dude, big tall dude?
You don't need him, you just need the name.
It's The Breakup.
The Breakup is correct.
You had it, Claude.
You just had to use your buzzer.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Movie number three.
Here we go.
One point to Brie, no points Okay. Movie number three. Here we go. One point to Bree. No points to Claude.
Disgraced pro footballer Paul lands up in jail.
Bree, the longest yard.
Claude.
Sorry, Claude.
Adam Sandler.
Yeah.
Yep.
There's the one.
Sorry, Claude.
You're a good player, Claude.
Even though you didn't get a point on the board.
You were a very good player.
You should call back next week.
I reckon you could take me down.
Oh, you reckon?
I reckon you could.
Well, Jack, what, to $200 next week?
And what's the plot?
To pound town.
Bree and Clint.
ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound
Season 10
Here we go, the last guest of the day
and the last guest before you drop a clue on us tomorrow,
Soundkeeper Ella.
Yep, that's right.
7am, we're getting a very big clue.
Yeah, I was going to say, you used the word big clue, didn't you?
It is a big clue tomorrow.
Yeah, just hyping it up a bit.
Hey, I purchased a coupon on GrabOne,
and it was a two-for-one clue and a bonus jackpot.
Well, okay.
Did you?
Yeah.
So I was just wondering if I could cash in on that tomorrow.
Well, maybe tune in at five.
There might be something.
Might be a good day tomorrow.
See, I told you.
Those coupons on GrabOne, they do wonders.
Big secret down today, a day tomorrow, unless Vicky can guess it right now. Hi, Vicky. Hi, I told you, those coupons on GrabOne, they do wonders. Big secret down today, a day tomorrow
unless Vicky can guess it right
now. Hi, Vicky. Hi, Vicky.
Oh, hello.
Oh, no, I'm so nervous.
No, you'll be fine, Vicky. You've done the hard part.
You're here. You get to have
a guess for 20 grand.
Oh, goodness me.
I can't even remember what my guess is now.
Take a deep breath, Vicky. You don't want to balls this up, mate. It's worth 20 grand, okay? I know, goodness me. I can't even remember what my guess is now, I can't really. Take a deep breath, Vicky.
You don't want to balls this up, mate.
It's worth 20 grand, okay?
I know, I know.
Okay.
You could end up saying hole punch and then, you know.
I know.
Then you'd be real disappointed.
For 20 grand, the secret sound sounds like this.
What do you think that is, Vicky?
I think it's a 3D printer. Oh. Must be nice. Do you have one of these at is, Vicky? I think it's a 3D printer.
Oh.
Must be nice.
Do you have one of these at home, Vicky?
Yeah, I was going to ask.
I definitely do not.
A friend of mine does, though, but I don't.
Wow.
A 3D printer is something that you might buy
in Level 3 off the internet.
Yes.
So you could experiment with it.
3D.
Yes.
Level 3 made me buy a 3D printer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Vicky.
Yeah.
I would love to know how confident you are with your guess.
You sound a little nervous, but I want to know.
To be honest, I said to the guy before I was 1,000%,
but now I'm speaking to you, I'm like, I'm totally off base here,
but I've got all the different clues and I've
tried to add it all up.
Well, do the math for us, Vicky.
Can you explain why you think 3D printer?
Well, the first thing was the reel-to-reel thing, the music thing, and reel-to-reel is
how 3D printers work.
Yeah, perfect.
And then the sign language, I put that together as what they say, 3D communication.
So 3D again.
Right.
And then the level three made me, obviously when I went back and I thought, oh, made me, made me buy it.
And what you make with 3D printers.
And then KISS, the Sam Smith thing, when they were kissing, it's the make of a 3D printer.
A Kiss 3D printer?
There's a type of 3D printer called a Kiss?
Apparently so.
Whoa.
Okay, Vicky, I think you should be 1,000% confident with your guess.
Yeah, me too.
Your clues all check out.
Yeah.
Okay, Vicky, I'll get you out of your misery now.
Please do.
You're locking in a 3D printer.
Yes.
Vicky, that is not the secret sound.
Gathered for you, Vicky,
because it seems like you've put in so much time.
Honestly, I was adamant.
I was like, I'll question everything in my life.
And I've got questions here, Vicky.
Ella, it makes so much sense.
How can it not be the secret sounds?
I mean, yes, she did well with all the clues and everything,
matching that up, but it's just not the secret sound, Vicky.
Oh, no.
Vicky, you're obviously gutted.
Would it make you, you know, a little less disappointed
if Ella gave us a jackpot tomorrow? Yes. Oh, see, that's nice, you know, a little less disappointed if Ella gave us a jackpot tomorrow?
Yes.
Oh, see, that's nice, you know.
Okay.
So if Vicky wants it, I'll consider it, maybe.
Thank you, Ella.
Vicky, big clue dropping at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning.
You've come this far, you've done enough research,
you've got to hang up for this clue and give it another go, okay?
Yes, I'll go back to the drawing board.
Thank you very much. You're very welcome.
It's people like Vicky playing the game
that make it better for everybody else too because a little
bit of her knowledge mixed with a little bit of your knowledge
is a good thing. And it's all
brought to you by Neon. You can watch the TV
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See you tomorrow, Ella. Big day. See you.
See you.
You might not know this about me, but I'm a massive baseball fan.
When I lived in the States, go Rays.
Loved going to the baseball.
It's such a great game to watch.
Tampa Bay Rays?
Tampa Bay Rays, yeah.
That was my team.
And because you get to just sit in the atmosphere and drink beer.
Going to the baseball is a wonderful experience.
So good.
It's like going to the cricket on steroids.
Yeah.
Because it's a whole day of drinking and eating,
but the entertainment in America is so much better.
There's music popping off everywhere.
There's people walking in and out of the...
It's great.
And at the moment, the Baseball World Series is on,
which is a big deal.
It's pretty much the biggest title you can win in baseball.
The World Series where only one country is allowed to compete.
Yeah, I mean, let's just breeze past that.
But the two teams that are playing, currently playing,
because it's a seven-series, obviously, competition,
same as the basketball where they placed best of seven.
So one team is the Atlanta Braves and they're taking on the Houston Astros
and they played their first game of the series over the weekend.
Right.
And the Atlanta Braves has this pitcher.
He's the star pitcher and pretty much has gotten them to the World Series.
Right.
So anyway, his name is Charlie Morton.
In the second innings of the game, he is struck by a hit from a batter
and it hits him right in the leg.
Take a listen.
Julio Love going to right.
Or off the pitcher's leg for the out.
And the Braves hope Morton's okay looks to be
one out nine lineup Altuve strikes out looking for the second time for the strikeout of Altuve
Charlie Morton is gonna exit anyway so that he went on to he got struck in the leg in the bottom
part of his leg by this hit yeah right. Right, in the second innings.
Turns out his leg was broken.
Oh.
His leg had broken and then this guy managed to pitch
pretty much a perfect innings.
He continued.
Wow.
He kept going.
I don't know a lot about how it works,
but your leg's fairly important as a pitcher, right?
Oh, yeah.
You have to stomp down on it every time you throw the ball.
And I'm pretty sure it was his lead leg,
so the one he has to stomp down with.
Anyway, an X-ray revealed that he had a fractured fibula,
which is the tiny bone, the smaller bone in the lower part of your leg.
This is like a Richie McCaw situation,
when Richie McCaw played the 2011 Rugby World Cup with a broken foot.
Yeah, just craziness.
He played the final four games of the tournament, I think, with a broken foot.
How do you even run on that?
Anyway, incredibly, he couldn't come back for the rest of the game because he had a
broken leg, but he pitched out a perfect innings and they do lose him for the rest of the World
Series.
Oh, come on.
Tape it up.
Just tape it up. I mean, hepe it up. Just tape it up.
I mean, he could keep going.
Just tape it up.
Keep going, man.
Just put a splint on it.
Richie did it.
I thought it'd be fun this afternoon because I love stories like this,
but they also make me cringe a little bit where people have gotten an injury
and they've just kind of said, she'll be right.
Carry on.
And carried on with whatever they were doing.
It doesn't have to be sport.
It can be anything.
Maybe you were on a hike and you broke something
and you just thought, oh, she'll be right.
Did you talk to former All Black Captain Buck Shelford
on Celebrity Treasure Island about when he had a testicle
rucked out of his downstairs department and played on?
You know what?
I actually spoke to Buck Shelford a few times on Treasure Island
about his testicle.
One of the times it made it to television,
but it was quite a big topic.
I was quite interested.
Yeah, quite big testicles.
Incredible though.
Yeah, yeah.
Crazy story.
We want to hear yours this afternoon.
0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
What injury did you get and you just said, she'll be right?
Tape it up.
Keep going.
She'll be right.
0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
Bree and Clint.
Talking about when you got an injury and you just kind of went,
oh, she'll be right, and you carried on because there's a pitcher
over in America that plays in the baseball leagues.
It was the World Series and he got hit in the leg by a hit in the shin and it broke
his leg, which he didn't know that it had broken his leg, but he continued to pitch
out the innings and he not only did that, he pitched a perfect innings.
I reckon something inside you would know your leg was broken.
Surely.
And I think that thing inside you that would know is your bone.
Apparently. Yo,
dude! Apparently his ankle
swelled up so much they couldn't get his cleat
off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any injuries down
there, eh? Your ankle just goes,
straight away. So we want
to know, what did you persist
through? And said, she'll be right. She'll be right.
Let's talk to Liz. Hi, Liz. G'day, Liz.
Hi. What injury did you get and you said, she'll be right. She'll be right. Let's talk to Liz. Hi, Liz. G'day, Liz. Hi. What injury
did you get and you said, she'll be right?
Well,
I was three weeks out from doing the
Coast to Coast and I was doing
that last final run,
practice, over the Minga Deception
and I fell over on the easiest
part and put my hand
out and popped my wrist
bone and it's got
a dessert fork fracture so it sticks up
and looks like completely gross.
Don't tell me you still did the
coast to coast.
No, it's kind of
would have been hard doing that but I still had to
actually walk out.
Luckily,
I got a helicopter at the top of Goat Pass.
Yeah, good, good, good.
Can you imagine?
Liz is like, yep, continued on, did the coast to coast.
Yeah.
Won a bunch of medals.
Kayaked halfway across the country.
Yeah, it would have been really hard paddling with that.
Yeah, I imagine it would.
Yeah, impossible.
Actually impossible.
Okay, thank you, Liz.
You're hard as nails.
Let's talk to Ben. Hey, Ben.
G'day, Ben.
Yeah, g'day. How you doing, guys?
Good, thanks, Ben.
What injury did you get and you thought, oh, she'll be right?
I was racing motocross out of track in Pukekohe
and just overcooked a jump and pretty much snapped my shinbone clean in half.
And it actually went, I don't know if you've seen motocross boots,
they come kind of right up to the back of your knee.
It went straight through the Kevlar of the boot.
And so I continued for four laps.
I kind of hurt at the start.
Wait, with a protruding bone?
You continued to ride for four laps?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I tried a few jumps in that and probably did a bit more damage.
But the fact that the shin bone had gone through the boot,
it was kind of securing it, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I also think you should have pulled over and chucked it in for the day.
You are actually batshit crazy.
You're not riding in the Krusty Demons.
You were just in Pukekohe having a hoon.
Take it easy, man.
Live to ride another day.
Now, that's what motocross life is all about, right?
Exactly.
Yeah, well, it took 10 hours to cut the boot off
and then another four hours to put the plates and pins in.
Oh.
Yeah, I've probably got stools for that bit of boot in my shin.
You can sign up for your local motocross competitions today.
Finally, Chelsea's here.
Hi, Chelsea.
Hi, Chelsea.
Chelsea, are you there?
Yep.
Hello.
What was it, mate?
What did have happened to you and then you were like,
oh, she'll be right, carry on.
So I was 12 at the time, um, competing level six gymnastics.
So going to nationals, that sort of thing.
Um, and I was on holiday at a friend's house.
We were doing gymnastics inside the house, you know, playing around.
I smacked my foot on the side of the door frame.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, ow, that hurts a little bit, you know, like kind of mentioned it.
And my friend's mom was like, okay, keep an eye on it, whatever.
Fast forward six weeks, go back to training, end up going to a podiatrist.
And she's like, actually, I'm going to send you to an orthopedic surgeon because I think your foot's broken.
The orthopedic surgeon was like, yeah, your foot was broken and tried to heal itself six weeks ago.
Whoa.
I need to re-break it and cast it so that your foot, you know, fixes itself.
I mean, surely your foot's not that important in gymnastics.
I'm like, hey, I've been doing gymnastics on it for another six weeks.
I've got competition coming up, nationals at the end of the year.
So you did another six weeks of gymnastics on it before they rebroke it?
Well, actually, I said no to rebreaking it.
Yeah, right.
You're like, well, this is a hassle.
It's already broken.
It's healed.
It's fine.
Chelsea now hobbles around in circles.
She just goes round and round and round.
I just want to give a shout out.
There's so many texts coming through on this,
like just some horrific things.
A lot of dairy farmers who have copped injuries whilst out in the field milking cows, like
someone said they copped a cow foot to the face and they had to work for the rest of
the week with a massive black eye. Another dairy farmer said that they pulled a big tendon
in their hand, obviously from milking or whatever
they were doing, and they just, yeah, oh no, they snapped their ligament.
You know, it's these kind of stories that make me know that I'm soft.
Like, just hearing them and I'm like, ugh, no thank you.
Nah, she'll be right, mate.
She'll be right.
Just have a beer and get back out there.
No, that's not the right advice.
Go and get some help.
Beer helps sometimes.
Bree and Clint.
Hey. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's
Birthday Banger. Alright, Birthday
Banger for you Thursday.
Three people's birthdays. What was the number one
song on their 16th? We'll play
our favourite one. Let's talk to Steve first.
Kia ora, Steve. G'day, Steve.
How's things? Not too bad. How's talk to Steve first. Kia ora, Steve. G'day, Steve. How's things?
Not too bad.
How's things with you, Steve?
Yeah, pretty good.
Pretty good.
Going all right.
Whereabouts in the country are you, mate?
NYU too.
Oh, yeah?
Just south of Auckland?
Yes.
That's where the Venute was living for a little bit.
Was it?
Yes, the young lad that bought it from me.
Oh, RIP the Venute.
Yes.
Do you ever see it driving around, Steve, the Venute,
the half van, half ute?
No, I don't believe I have, sorry.
Must be more than one person in Waiuku then.
Steve, what's your birthday?
7th of March, 1978.
All right, Steve, you were 16 in 1994.
And on the 7th of March, on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Is that a bit of you, Steve?
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
You don't like Ace of Base.
Is it Ace of Base?
Ace of Base is a sign.
All right, not for everyone.
I quite like it, but not for Steve.
That's okay.
Let's go to Chelsea.
Hi, Chelsea.
Hi, Chelsea.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, and how are you?
Good, thanks.
That's good.
What's your birthday, Chelsea?
13th of October, 1994.
All right, you were 16 in 2010, and on the 13th of October 1994 Right, you were 16 in 2010 And on the 13th of October in 2010
This had a number one hit
Cee Lo Green
For Radio Edit
Oh yeah
I found out the other day that we've been playing a version
With a horrific swear word in it
For like, what year did this come out?
2010.
2010. For the last 11 years, ZM's been playing it unedited. Not the FU version, but you know, close.
Yeah.
Anyway, Chelsea, it's all about you. Do you like that as a birthday banger?
Yeah, it's not bad. It could be better, but it's not bad.
Yeah, I think that's a fair summation.
I think that song's quite a good song.
One more for Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, I think there's a fair summation. I think that song's quite a good song. One more for Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Hi, Amy.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
I'm good, and yourself?
Not too bad.
Whereabouts in the country are you, Amy?
I'm in Christchurch.
Oh, yes.
How's the vibe in Christchurch?
Lots of mask wearing today.
Yeah, it's gone from zero to 100 real quick, eh, Amy?
Yep, definitely.
Feel for you guys. It sounds like you're not going to get put back into lockdown, though. That's what I was reading today. F, it's gone from zero to 100 real quick, eh Amy? Yep, definitely. Feel for you guys, it sounds like you're not going to get put back into lockdown though,
that's what I was reading today. Fingers crossed.
Yeah, fingers crossed it stays that way.
Yeah, scan in, wear the masks,
get your vaccination, that's the one.
Yeah, we've been feeling for you guys up in
Auckland though, because you guys have been doing it
harder for a lot longer. I was going to say
Amy, you don't want to end up like us Aucklanders.
Not gonna bet. Amy, you don't want to end up like us Aucklanders. Not going to be.
Amy, we've gone crazy.
Oh, look, I fully would expect that by now.
I cut off half my hair on the weekend.
Let's do your birthday bag.
Amy, what's your birthday?
6th of August, 1979.
Right, Amy, you were 16 in 1995.
And on the 6th of August, on your
16th birthday, this was number one.
Beautiful birthday banger.
Do you like it, Amy? TLC?
I do. I used to love TLC
in the day. Yeah. That's a
bonafide classic.
This feels like a great era to have been 16 as well.
Is that fair to say, Amy?
Yeah, it was.
It was a good era.
Good music.
The 90s.
How good were the 90s?
Okay, only one can win.
Is it going to be Ace of Base from the 90s?
Is it going to be TLC from the 90s?
Or is it going to be CeeLo Green from the dirty 2010s?
How different was Ace of Base to Waterfalls?
Yeah.
Very different.
Ace of Base is a bolter, and so it has cred for me as a potential vote there.
But Waterfalls, I think, is a better song.
Waterfalls is very hard to beat for me.
All right, I think you're right.
I'm going Waterfalls.
I'm going Waterfalls too.
Here we go.
Amy from the Garden City, congratulations.
You've just won birthday banger.
Woo-hoo.
Woo-hoo.
And now we're going to let you do the rap live on ZM.
Yeah, nah.
Yeah, nah.
Oh, come on, Amy.
No.
T-A-C, Amy.
I seen the rainbow yesterday
You just enjoy it in the privacy of your own home
Well done Amy, thanks for calling
Nice work Amy
Here's your birthday banger for today, ZM
Exciting news for all Kiwis today
and for Lion King fans
it's been announced that a full Te Reo Maori
version of the Lion King is on the way.
How cool.
Yeah.
And it's the original, right?
Yes, the original.
I think it's the original.
Well.
It's a good question, actually.
If there was someone we could ask, who would that be?
Luckily, I'm a man in the know.
And please welcome to the show one of the producers Of the Te Reo Māori Lion King
Tuiiri Waititi
Kia ora Tuiiri
Hi Tuiiri
Kia ora
Kia ora everyone
Kia ora
Kia ora
Very exciting day
And nice to talk to you all today
Yeah
Very important question
Are you doing the cartoon one
Or are you doing that live animation
Beyonce Lion King one?
Oh
Gotta do the cartoon
Gotta do the cartoon. Thank you,
Tweety. Thank you.
I thought they might make you do the other one.
They're like, no, this is the new one.
You know, the other one is great and it's good
but, you know, there's a lot of
songs missing. There's a lot of those
jokes missing, all the hook lines.
Gotta keep the original.
Also, too much pressure to have to find a Maori
Beyonce, you know?
Although I'm sure I'd back you to find her, to be honest.
There'd be a few people out there.
Back her right up, Clint.
Back her right up.
Are you doubting some of the people in this country that can't bring the heat?
Never.
Never.
First question.
You're lucky you're on the phone.
Are you guys going to be reproducing all of the Lion King soundtrack
into Te Reo Māori?
Definitely.
But I know one of the biggest rules with Disney around music
is that we must keep any indigenous languages the same.
So that's cool.
It'll be Te Reo Māori next to African music.
Beautiful.
Gotcha. Oh, that's really cool. Yeah, good their mighty next African music. Gotcha.
Oh, that's really cool.
Yeah, good.
Have you cast Simba yet?
Because this is what people want to know.
They want to know how they can get in this movie.
How can Kiwis be in the movie?
Have you found your Simba or your Mufasa yet?
We haven't found anyone at the moment.
We've only launched today.
So this morning it went up and we had 4,000 engagements.
Wow.
Tweety, are you thinking, I mean, surely Stan Walker for Simba,
the older Simba.
Surely.
Look, I'm hoping that everyone auditions
and the opportunity is there for everyone, all levels of reo.
Actually, any New Zealander can audition for that.
If you can pull off the reo, then you're in the race.
You know, so it's open to everyone.
And one of the cool things for me
is because this is going to be the hardest job
is to pick that final character.
But at the end of the day,
we send our top five picks to Disney and they make that final character. But at the end of the day, we send our top five picks to Disney
and they make the final choice.
So, phew.
Yeah, nice.
Oh, you've got so much say, which is amazing.
You've got such a big job.
What role do you think is going to be the hardest to cast?
I reckon probably the hyenas.
Because they've got, you know, I mean, who's
maried in Swoopy Goldberg?
And also, you know,
you've got to act, you've got to do te reo, you've got to
laugh like a hyena. I reckon they're going to
be the hardest, but
I think that, you know,
there's going to be way more people
that go for the main character, so
it's going to be hard to cut them down.
But I think in terms of matching characters,
maybe the hyenas, maybe.
I'm looking forward to someone auditioning for Simba
and you having to tell them that they're more of a Pumba, you know?
I feel like that would be me.
Well, what's cool is that you can audition for more than one character.
So you just have to submit,
like say if you're going for two characters,
you have to submit twice.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
If you do want to submit
and be a part of the Lion King Te Reo Māori,
how do you apply, Tweety?
Just head to,
we've got more information
on the Disney Te Reo Māori Facebook page
or you can head to the Matua Media website.
Everything is there.
It's pretty straightforward.
All submissions are online.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
So cool.
And what an amazing thing to have in Kiwi homes
for young kids.
Because it's such a massive part of growing up
and was for us.
And it's amazing to have that version
for kids to learn
and obviously love just as much as the original.
Absolutely.
It's monumental.
It's huge.
And that's Tweety Waititi, who's part of the Lion King Reo Maori.
Thanks, Tweety.
Thanks, Tweety.
Thank you so much, guys.
Thank you.
Bree and Clint.
I said before that there is a vending machine that is just the antidote
for the lockdown blues, especially if you were planning an OE
before all of this went down.
Like if you were 19 and you're like,
I'm going to take a gap year and go overseas at the end of 2019,
man, you must be really bitter by this stage.
Well, this piece of aviation news is just what you need.
There is a Japanese airline called Peach Airways.
I'm always weirded out by an airline I've never heard of before.
I'm like, oh, I don't want to fly on that.
Just could be, well, do you think the same thing about craft beer?
No, because I don't have to sit in a can of craft beer at 30,000 feet.
Depends on how many beers you're drinking.
Get high, but not on the same way.
I'm sure Peach is a great airline, but you know what I mean?
Like, just put me on an Air New Zealand or a Qantas or a Delta.
Sounds boutique to me.
Well, they don't really want to go on a Delta anymore either.
Anyway, we're getting sidetracked.
They've set up vending machines where you just put in your money
and it comes out a ball, and inside the ball is an international
plane ticket to a mystery location.
No, thanks.
Really?
Not for me.
It's not a mystery like you get on the plane and then you land in Syria kind of thing.
I feel like there's two types of people in the world.
There's someone who is keen to head to the airport and not know where they're going and
all of their stuff.
Is it going to be the right bloody season?
Yeah.
And then there's someone who's like, absolutely not.
I'm at the airport about
four hours early i know exactly where i'm going i've packed my bags well this might be perfect
then because this is right in the middle you buy the ticket but you don't fly straight away
so you buy your tickets and then you go oh my god i've got tickets to um malaysia i'll go home and
pack for malaysia or you go oh great i've got tickets to Kazakhstan I'll just skip this one you know you can do
however you want to do. So how much does it cost?
It doesn't say exactly
how much it is but I think it's a
great idea and we should implement it here in New Zealand
so what I've done is I've actually
created a vending machine
and you, I know you're apprehensive
about this but you are about to receive
a mystery holiday so I'll
just wheel the vending machine in now.
When? In 2024? No.
No, no, no. These are all holidays that you can go
on. Well, we need to change lockdown levels
first, but hopefully
you'll be able to go on these holidays by Christmas.
So Ben's just wheeled the vending machine in
now. It's all ready to go, Ben? It's all good?
Yep. Plugged in? All go.
God, you've really went all out getting a
whole vending machine. Yeah, yeah.
I'll punch this in for you.
Can I get the Doritos, please?
No, there's no Doritos in here.
Just tickets.
Okay.
Shut up.
Is that chocolate?
Shut up.
It's quite a long gag.
All right.
Let's get you some tickets.
Oh, that's not the one I wanted.
Oh, now it's stuck.
Two tickets to Hamilton.
Congratulations, two tickets to Hamilton.
But I could just drive there.
Yeah, but you've won two tickets to Hamilton.
Okay, you're not happy with it.
Shall we get you another one out of the van?
Oh, I don't mind Hamilton.
No, you've said it now.
You hate Hamilton.
So let's get you some other tickets.
Come on, Monica.
Two tickets to Palmerston North.
Love Parmy North?
Sign me up.
Get me on that plane ASAP.
Yeah, you really?
You want to go for your holidays?
You know that I love Parmy North.
Yeah, I'm sure you've had the real experience.
It had the great brewery there.
I think you can do better.
I think you can do better.
We'll give you one more.
Let's give you one more.
Okay, one more.
This is the holiday. This is the one you're more. Okay, one more. This is the holiday.
This is the one you're taking.
Okay, come on.
Toe dog.
Two tickets to Gloria Vale.
Been there before, and I said, would go back again.
Yeah, they'd love you in Gloria Vale.
I'd fit right in.
You're just their type of person.
And if I don't come back, it just means I'm loving it.
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