ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 28th October 2022

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

Kim Crossman in for Clint! Unusual phobia's Kim's name got tattooed FRIDAYOKE Kim's potatoes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everyone and welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. But no, Clint is away, so I'm here instead. It's so good to have you here, Kimberley. Isn't it? Yes, and something that people don't know about you and I is that we only speak like this when we're doing podcasts. It's correct, and that we're both dames.

We are actually, that is true we are both officially ladies um as one of my presents to brie i made her a lady officially which was quite good because i just asked for all of her information date of birth and then you stole my identity and basically just paid and made you a lady. Yeah. If you haven't already realised, Kim Crossman was filling in today and it is one hell of a packed show. There is everything. She doesn't stop talking. She doesn't shut up. I mean, you think that she would get the cues.

You think she'd pick up on the cues from the wrap it up signs, the finger moving in it. I was doing that and I was like, I hope no one's getting offended by me doing that. No, I loved it. We were just going, oh, that was good. That was good. What about you guys, producers?

What are you up to? What would you rate it? What would you rate the performances today? Yeah, give us a rating. Keeping in mind we're open to, you can sandwich it. Something good, something bad. Claudia, we'll sandwich. Okay, we'll sandwich.

Start with a compliment. I like that you brought Halloween costumes to the party. That's good. I was going to say you brought all of us a costume. Yeah, one each. You've got a whole barnyard of costumes. Thank you. That is really good.

Yes. Great. You guys went long on some breaks. That is my... Yep. Negative. That's the meat in that sandwich. Yeah, no, that's good.

Do you want to add some meat to the sandwich? Oh, Brie made me snort in the office with the costume that's a negative we were all pissing ourselves laughing i actually had a bit of wee yeah we put on these um barnyard animal costumes and ran out into the office you know we're adults yeah but now no one thinks that way no to be honest no one thinks that way. No. To be honest, no one thought that about me anyway. Hey, can I give a – I just want to give a shout out because on our podcast family group page on Facebook, a lovely lady by the name of Madison posted that she's holidaying in Australia at the moment.

I've seen her. Yes. So she's in Aussie at the moment and I always, Kim, talk about how one of the biggest things I miss from back home, apart from my family, of course, is this particular restaurant called The Pho Inn and it's Vietnamese cuisine and they do this vermicelli chicken salad and I just, my mouth just fizzes for it.

And she heard me talk about it on a podcast. She was in Brisbane and then she searched for it and she went there and ate the meal. Oh, my gosh. And I'm so jealous of you, Madison. That's so nice, though. I know, so cute. It made me a bit homesick. Iick i was like oh you're so lucky look

at it there it is the foe in so close so close yet so far yeah it's my first place i'm gonna go to when i was just gonna go home you'll go there yeah christmas i'm staying in brisbane for like three or four days i'm gonna go there every day, that's enough time to get some fun. I'm going to have dinner there every night. I'm not even joking. Yum. Shout out. Shout out to Madison. So good for you. I'm glad you now when I talk about it, you'll be like, I know what she's talking about.

Are we doing an international I have one loaded. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Claudia's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah!

Gordie is probably going to cut all that chit-chat out, but Kim's lovely man has just entered. And? And Louis. And Louis, of course. Two lovely, handsome men. He's so cute. How old are you, Louis?

Six. Are you six? Six. Almost seven. Almost seven. November 19th. Ooh, Louis? Six. Are you six? Six. Almost seven. When's your birthday? November 19th. Oh, that's soon. What do you want for your birthday, PS5?

An iPad because my old one broke. Oh, fair enough. Get an upgrade. Hear that, Dad? Yeah. He wants an iPad. I thought you would be stabbed with it. Yeah.

I think that's a casual threat. I love children. All right, let's get into the International Birthday Banger. This is where you guys that listen to the podcast, it's an opportunity for you to find out your birthday bangers. So first person that is messaged in is Stephanie Vela. She's from Sydney, Australia, and she's born on the 6th of January 1996, which means she was 16 in 2012.

And here's her birthday banger. Ooh, good song. How was that? Banger. That's a cold play. Bit of cold play. I like that one because it's something I haven't heard in birthday banger for a while.

Or ever, actually. What year, sorry? That's from 2012. Yeah. All right, Or ever, actually. What year, sorry? That's from 2012. Yeah. All right, nice one, Stephanie. Okay, let's move on to Joseph Moorfield from Charlotte, North Carolina, the USA. Yolta Hills. He was born on the 10th of October, 1997, which means he was 16 in 2013.

And here's his birthday banger. Katy Perry, Roar. You don't like that one as much? It's not my favourite Katy Perry. I'm a real big, like, firework. I kissed a girl. Yes, that kind of vibe. That I kissed a girl. Yes. Yes. That kind of vibe.

That kind of Katy Perry. Yeah, totally. And I want to see your peacock. Cock, cock, your peacock, cock. Great song. There you go, Joseph. That is your birthday banger. One more for Molly. Pectole Kessler from Portland, Oregon, the USA.

Thanks for writing in, Molly. I like these American fans. Huh? I like these American fans. A lot of people from the States listening to our podcast. Well, they better be having flavoured toothpicks and drinking orange wine. Yeah, which we'll talk about that later in the show. You'll get to hear that.

Kim's take on the trends in LA. It's quite interesting. Molly, let's get to your birthday bang. You were born on the 1st of March 1988, which means you were 16 in 2004. And here's your birthday banger. What about me? It isn't fair.

I had enough and I want my share. Can't you see? Yeah. Molly probably doesn't know that song because I think it might have been number one here or in Australia. Both, but that is Shannon Knoll, the runner-up from season one of Australian Idol.

Oh, really? Yeah. Australian Idol. Guy Sebastian stole it from him. What's that? The runner-ups usually do quite well, I feel. Because they're not locked into a concert. I feel like you were saying that Shannon Knoll hasn't done well.

No, no, no. They normally go on to have quite a good career. Shannon Knoll. Me versus Shannon Knoll. Sudden. Right here. No, I'm joking. No, meaning I feel like people who come second often surpass.

Yeah. We love Shannon Knoll on this show, so we've got to vote now. Are we going with Paradise Coldplay, Raw Katy Perry, or What About Me, Shannon Knoll on this show, so we've got to vote now. Are we going with Paradise Coldplay, Raw, Katy Perry, or What About Me, Shannon Knoll? Guys, place your votes. Shannon Knoll, hands down for me. Me too, Shannon Knoll. What about me?

I would have gone Coldplay. Me too. Ooh. It's a tiebreaker. Yeah, definitely Coldplay. Yes! Coldplay takes it out. Paradise.

Coldplay wins. Thank you. Who would have thought? Stephanie Vela, nice work. You've won Birthday Banger for the international podcast. Please enjoy 10 seconds because that's all legally we're allowed to play on the podcast. Kim, thanks so much.

Lovely to see you guys. You're welcome on the podcast any time. All right. We'll see you next week, guys. Have a good weekend. Bye. See ya. G'day everyone. Welcome to the Friday show and what a way to start the weekend because we have Kim Crossman filling in. And I am just

the Friday hype chick, I reckon. If I could describe you in a type of class, it would be jazzercise. A hundred percent. Or Zumba. Zumba or Taibo. Or all three mixed together because you love when three things mix together, don't you? I love it. Hey, before the show. You say speaking of that. Speaking of threesomes. No, before the show when we were planning, because obviously you and I are very good mates outside of all of this, you just dropped a bombshell on me that I'm included in your will

to get some of your ashes when you're cremated. Yes, I'm going to be doing ashes seven ways. So I've made my will fun. Sounds like it. Yeah. And I'm allowed to do whatever I want. Whatever you want. With your ashes.

With your seven. With my portion. Yes. Yeah, with my portion. What are you thinking? What comes to mind initially? I mean, there's so many things I could do. Fireworks, put them in a firework.

But that's a bit old school these days. To honour me, the environmentalist, you'll put it in a firework. How about I turn you into one of those nice, cute rocks that they're doing now? I can't wait to be at a garage sale in 40 years. Someone's like, hey, Mum, who's Kim Crossman? And why is her name on this rock? And the mum's like, that, Mum, who's Kim Crossman? And why is her name on this rock? And the mum's like, that's not a rock. Well, no, in all seriousness, though, that really may be emotional.

I need to put you in my will. What do you want? I don't want anything. One of my dogs? Oh, yeah. Or my car? Ooh. You decide.

You let me know. You let me know. Hey, we've got a big show coming up. New Rihanna music. How exciting is that? We're going to play you that just after 5 o'clock. Friday Oki, Kim Crossman makes her first debut. It is on.

With the song from Nelly. I can't wait because you're just as tone deaf as me, but you've got swag, so I feel like you'll be fine. I feel like you'll be fine. Hey, let's kick off the show, though, with $50 cash, thanks to KFC, with Tradie versus Lady, the last game of the week. If you want to play, Kim Crossman has a special themed game.

Do you want me to tell you what it is or wait until you call? Yeah, go on, tell them. It's all Animal Facts Edition. That's unlike you to have some animal facts. The biggest animal lover in the world. It's my favourite thing. I always try and inject them into conversations. Well, I love it. Hey, if you want to play

the special edition Animal Facts game of Tradie vs Lady, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint. Even more stoked to present Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. The special animal edition. That's what I was going to say.

Is that what you were going to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great minds think alike. I know. This is very exciting for me. So I Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great minds think alike. I know. This is very exciting for me. So I am a marine biologist. I'm a beekeeper. I froth over animals.

You fizz at the bung for it? I had my face covered in maggots, but days ago, leeches. I love weird bugs. Did the leech get on your eyeball? You know what? They were actually leeches from Fear Factor, so they're non-carnivorous ones, but the photos still look cool and impressive.

And I didn't know that until after the fact, but anyway. So don't put leeches on your face, unless they're previous actors from Fear Factor. They're actors, leech actors. Hey, amazing. Can't wait for this special edition. The tradies are sitting on 95 wins for the year and the ladies are on 80. Should we

meet our contestants? Alright, for the Tradies. He's from Palmy North. He's 19. And Finn, I believe you have a fun fact for us. Fun fact is that cats mimic their meows off babies.

Do they? Is that true? Is that true? Finn? Oh, sorry, are you there? Yeah, we're here. Very interesting fact, Finn. Cats also only meow for their owners, not at each other.

Really? They don't care to meow for each other. Couldn't be bothered. Hey, amazing. An animal fact will bode well for you in this special edition game. Let's see who you'll be taking on. She's from New Plymouth. She's 29 and she likes crystals.

Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hi, guys. What's your favourite crystal? Let me guess. You've got a pink amethyst around your neck. No, I don't. I have a leopard's right today. Oh, that sounds like a very exotic crystal.

The only one I know is Pink Amethyst and Clear Quartz for clear thought. What about Obsidian? Yep, that's a black one. That's a black protection crystal. That's correct. I love my crystals too. Hey, guys, here's how it's going to work. Hannah, your buzzer is Lady.

Finn, your buzzer is Tradey. When you think you know the answer, buzz in. First to get three correct will take home the $50 cash, thanks to KFC. All right, so they are multi-choice. All right, the first question. What animal can pause its own pregnancy? Is it A, kangaroo, B, elephant, or C, giraffe? Lady.

Finn, just in. Giraffe. That is incorrect, Hannah. Do you want to have a guess? Is it kangaroo? It is kangaroo. It is kangaroo. Yeah, so apparently if there's a drought coming

or it's not safe to bring a little baby Joey into the world, they can just hit pause on the pregnancy for a little bit. Incredible, aren't they? All right, one to the ladies. Question number two. What animal can have multiple pregnancies at the same time? Is it A, a monkey, B, a kangaroo, or C, a cow? Lady.

Yes, Hannah. Is it C? A cow is incorrect. Yes, Hannah. Is it C? A cow is incorrect. Finn, your guess. B. B, kangaroo is right. Just for the record, not all the answers are kangaroos.

They're amazing, aren't they? These kangaroos, yeah. They can do it all. Okay, one to the tradies, one to the ladies. All right, number three. What animal does not shed its skin? Is it A, a snake, B, a spider, or C, a monkey? Tradie. Hannah's in first.

Is it a... Oh, is that a trick question? Because a spider's not an animal. What animal does not... Well, we're calling it an animal here. What animal does not shed its skin? Is it a spider? No, spiders shed their skin.

Finn? C, a monkey. That is correct. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. All right, which animals are most active at night? Oh, sorry, yeah. Which animals are most active at night? Oh, sorry. Yeah. Which animal is most active at night?

Is it A, a hippo, B, a squirrel, or C, a hummingbird? Lady. Yes, Hannah. Is it a squirrel? That is incorrect. Finn, you want to guess for the win? Is it a hippo? He's got it.

I believe there's some people celebrating in the background, Finn. Yeah, it's my shout now. Yeah, nice work. $50 cash coming your way. Thank you. I love talking about unusual phobias because I feel like I've got a few and it makes me feel closer to people, you know? Do you have any unusual phobias because I feel like I've got a few and it makes me feel closer to people you know do you have any unusual phobias well I guess mine are a little bit curious because I really love yuck stuff so I what most people are scared of yeah like I self-soothe by watching Dr Pimple Popper

like that is just comforting delightful yeah that's a sense of achievement so i like that i like gross slimy pussy delights but what i don't like is um what am i my phobias are probably like time alone with my thoughts i avoid that at all costs someone texting or saying like hey we need to chat or we need to talk ph Oh, that's a phobia of mine, big time. Yeah. And then the oil in canned tuna, like just canned tuna in general is just foul and should be never run. That's my favourite one. But the oil of it, because I feel like even the slightest drip gets on you.

I eat it. Yeah. I don't even tip it out. I just straight woof it down. It's good for you. I could literally ch tip it out. I just straight woof it down. It's good for you. I could literally chunder right now. It's right in my throat.

I feel like that is spot on unusual phobia. It's making these bits go funny. You know when you're like. Start salivating. Yeah. I'm going to spew on air. Well, I don't think that is as weird as this woman who is from Hampshire, who she's talked about her really strange phobia.

Her name's Kirsty Baker and she's 32. And she says she has a massive phobia, and this is not a joke, of the Scottish accent. She says it makes her feel sick. Really? Yep. She said, I'm so terrified of it, I get heart palpitations and feel nauseous when I hear it. Is it that she can't quite understand it because it's quite limericky and songy? Well, I don't.

She goes into shade. She says that she thinks it's from this experience she had as a child where they were at this event and this Scottish guy came up to her and he was on stilts. You know those people that are on stilts at like carnivals and stuff? And he came up to her and was like speaking in a Scottish accent and it just freaked her out. And ever since then, she's had trauma and she just can't deal with a Scottish accent.

That's my favourite accent. Yeah, of course. I love a Scottish accent. That's my favourite accent. Yeah, of course. I love a Scottish accent. Conor McGregor is Scottish, right? Isn't he? He's Irish, I believe. Is he Irish? Yeah.

He's from Ireland. I had to watch his documentary with subtitles on because I was like, I love it and it sounds happy as, but no idea what it is you're saying. Yeah, I feel like an Irish accent is quite hard to understand if it's real thick. I'm sorry, what did you say? I thought we could take calls this afternoon because I love when people are open and honest if you've got a really unusual phobia. You know, this is a safe

space. Marshmallow dust? Yep. That's popular. That's a good one. Yeah, Kim can't stand canned tuna oil. I'm very close to chundering. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What's your unusual phobia? Bree and Clint. Let's go to the phones. Candice.

G'day, mate. Hi there. Tell us, what's your unusual phobia? Balloons. Balloons? Party balloons. Is it the blowing up of them, the feel of them? The popping?

It's more the popping, but the anxiety while blowing them up. I can't, and I've got a three and a five year old, so I kind of can't avoid them. Your kids are like, yay, balloons, and I've got a three and a five-year-old, so I kind of can't avoid them. But, yeah, they know not to pop them. Your kids are like, yay, balloons, and you're like, I'm so terrified. This is horrible.

Where do you think that phobia comes from, Candice? Did you have a bad experience? Yeah, I just, I can't stand that pop or even looking at someone holding it and squeaking it, knowing that it could pop. Like, I have to close my eyes and ears. I can be in the room with them, but just, yeah. If we were playing a game of hot potato with a balloon, you'd be stressed.

I'll be out. Okay, good. We won't play that game around you, Candice, you poor thing. Thanks for calling through. Someone on the text machine said, my phobia is cotton wool. I can't touch it, even struggle seeing other people touch it. Oh, my God.

So nail polish removal would be challenging? Yeah. I wonder if that extends to air cleaners like cotton buds. Oh, because that's a tight cotton wool, isn't it? Yeah, but it's still the same fabric. Yeah. Someone else on the text machine said, I can't stand the sound of ice scratching when you're looking in a deep freezer. Yeah, I hate that sound. It's horrible.

So unusual, but so relatable. Lexi, g'day mate. Hi. What's your unusual phobia? Mine's velvet, the touch of it. It's a texture thing, isn't it? Yeah. I like, if I touch it, I will probably gag. Like, it makes me feel very sick. Really?

Hey, Lexi, what about, because this is one for me, is the microfiber cloths. Oh, she's gone. Do you get that? The microfiber things? I love it. I love a couch that seems like I'm back in time in the 70s, you know. That's when velvet couches were big, weren't they? Does that do it for you, does it?

If it's purple? You're like whack a plastic cover on there and I am in. Look out. Look out. Someone on the text machine said my phobia is dirty plasters when people leave them lying around. Comes from doing swimming lessons as a kid and seeing people's plasters floating in the pool.

Yes, if you've got goggles on. My phobia around public pools is someone did a you-know-what in our public pool. I pee in most pools. I'm just going to be honest with you. I'm not talking about a pee. I know. I just felt like compelled to share the fact

that I don't know if I've been in a pool that I haven't peed in Yeah, look, I mean you're a small person I mean it's a big pool, there's a lot of water I mean can't hurt anyone Let's talk to Amber Amber, tell us what your weird phobia is My phobia is wax figures Like Madame Tussauds, is that what we're talking about?

Yeah, like, no, I couldn't. I hate it. Are you worried that they'll come alive and touch you? Is that the fear? Maybe. I don't know. I don't even know where it comes from. Amber, tell me you haven't seen the movie House of Wax.

No, I haven't, and I wouldn't. Yeah, good. Don't watch it for Halloween. Any other movie but that one. Are you also scared then of mannequins, like stores concerning to you? No. I mean, I've worked in retail

and had to dress the mannequins and that's fine. I can do that. I think it's just a wax because they look so real. Yeah. See, fair enough. They kind of freak me out too.

Hey, thanks for calling through, Amber. We're all a bit unusual, got our weird things, don't we? And I pee in pools. Yeah, we found that out too, which, thanks for calling through, Amber. We're all a bit unusual. Got our weird things, don't we? And IP and pools. Yeah, we found that out too, which is great. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the rumour mill is swirling with a new and a fresh idea for the Fast and the Furious. You wouldn't believe it. You wouldn't believe it. You wouldn't believe it. I mean, there's only been, what, 680 of them. So it's like, wow, what can we do to change up Fast and Furious? Anyway, here's what they're thinking.

A female-led Fast and Furious. In fact, it was actually one of the head honchos at Universal Pictures, Donna, that actually said she'd really like to see this. But when the big, big boss says they really want to see it, kind of like Ross Boss. Imagine Ross Boss throwing this out there. That's when you know, okay, this could be very serious. The big dog, right?

So basically, who would be in it, right? Gal Gadot being thrown around there. Brie Larson, we love Brie Larson. She could play a tree and I'd be into it. She could even play one of the cars and I'd think she'd be amazing at it. But it should be coming. So Fast and the Furious female led, I'm into it. I'm be into it. She could even play one of the cars, and I'd think she'd be amazing at it. But it should be coming. So Fast and the Furious female led, I'm into it.

I'm here for it. And I think that it's time for, I think it's time for the franchise to go in a new direction. Yeah, I agree, Dean. I'd be keen to watch it. I think the Vin Diesel of the female Fast and the Furious could be our very own Kim Crossman. Hi, Dean.

Oh, my God, Kim. I love Kim. I love Kim. I love Kim. And because I'm all about family. Yeah. So it works, right? It really does. I can just imagine Kim in a Toyota Supra and she'd be, like, pumping that nitrous.

Oh, my God, I would, too. I'd be all about it. Kim could play, yeah, she could play Batman. She'd be amazing. She could play Margaret Thatcher. She could play, honestly, Kim could play anyone in She'd be amazing. She could play Margaret Thatcher. She could play, honestly, Kim could play anyone in a movie and I think she'd kill it. Yeah, totally.

She's our nominated love, yep. Yeah, absolutely. There it is, Fast and the Furious, a potential all-female cast version of the franchise. That is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live out of LA. Free and Clint. Kim, it's great to have you here and especially to talk about this on air where the nation can listen.

I think I'm great. I love it. Yeah. I'm such a closed book. Oh, my gosh. That is not one way I would describe you. Kim Crossman. Kim Crossman, the people-pleasing overachiever, over-sharer.

You came into the studio yesterday because we were prepping for today's show and you were just like, I'm going to this doctor's appointment and this is happening and I've got this happening with my bum and blah, blah, blah. And just everything was out in the open. Yeah. What I like to do is just dump my stuff on other people and now it's your problem to deal with.

And then you leave. And then poof, I'm gone. But some exciting stuff happening in your life because you're in a new relationship. I am. Shocking news. I'm so happy for you. Thank you.

It's really fun. Yeah, good. That's what it should be. And then obviously everything goes south later on in the relationship. Yeah, but this part of it's so great. Yeah, the honeymoon period. I'm in like full obsessive codependent mode. Where you just need to be around the person 24-7?

Yeah, like let me sniff your pits. I did a toe suck the other day too. Like we'd just do weird tears. Speaking of oversharing, exhibit A. No, I'm just like obsessed with him. It's so exciting. Oh, that's nice. He's the Togs Undies guy, if anyone remembers that commercial.

Togs, Togs, Togs, Undies, Undies. Yeah, I didn't know that ad because it was iconic in the 2000s. And you showed it to me and I was like, this is fantastic. And I was like, Kim's been kissing him. It happened. Yeah, it's awesome. But, so the relationship going really well. How long has it been?

Six months, actually. Okay, so six months. Yeah. And you told me something the other day. You dropped a bombshell where he has done something to his body in tribute to you. Yes.

What has he done? Cut off a limb. We're weird. I'm going to send it to you. Have you got your phone? Are you going to send it to me? Because I haven't seen this yet. So my boyfriend got a tattoo with my name on it. It's a heart and it has the word Kim in the middle of it.

What? On his chest. Oh, my God. I've just seen the photo. It's huge. Isn't that so sweet? It's massive. I know.

He does have other tattoos, which I think is important to note. It's not like he's gone. Well, in this photo, he doesn't. It's the only tattoo that is present in the photo. Yeah. And I'm so into it. Did he talk to you about this before? Yeah, I went with him.

Went and did this drastic idea? I got a little bee and he got a full on. Wait, was the bee for him? No, I just like bees. Is that awkward that he's went and done this big grand gesture? No, but Brie, I'm an actress. I can't have coloured tattoos on me. Didn't you just say you got a bee? It's white. It doesn't count.

And I'm really into it. I'm like, you should get more. It was his birthday and I got him another tattoo voucher. Were you like, you should get my last name in a love heart for the next tattoo? That's a great idea. I was thinking, I was like, what could he? I was like, that was months ago. He hasn't done anything extravagant since. I looked on Etsy for blood vial like necklaces. I was like, that's so crazy, isn't it? Oh, my God.

You're the New Zealand. I know. Kourtney Kardashian. That's what you're about to say. Yeah. And Travis Barker. It's so fun. Do you guys, like, are you big public displays of affection?

Yeah. Is that you as a couple? Yeah. Oh, well, obviously if he's getting a tattoo with your name in it in a heart on his chest. But it's so fun. I feel like if I saw someone just like having a full-on pash fest, I'd be like that's so like good for them.

I wouldn't be like ooh, yuck, ooh. No, neither, but I mean six months. I have to be the voice of like. But I live in another country most of the time. That makes it way better. No, what I mean is like, you know, we can be obsessed because we're away and then when we're together. We have so much time to miss each other.

Yeah. Yeah. But do you think six months is just a little bit early to be getting tattoos of people's names on each other? No. Not too early? Yeah, not at all. I just don't know what other levels we can go to.

Yeah, like where do you go to from here, you know? Like do you name, because I mean he's got the tattoo for you, do you name your car after him? Oh, that's a nice idea. I could. Oh my God. What I did do is I bought these little pill bottles that you can write tiny little scroll notes in.

So when he misses me, he can take a pill. But it's not really a pill. It's like you open it and it's a little note. Kim, a little message in a bottle. He gets a tattoo of her name on his heart. So you're saying I need to step it up. Maybe. I'll take suggestions, whatever you've got.

Yeah. Audience, listeners. Let's turn it up a notch. We're about to play the one second song challenge. That's right. This is our music guessing game. Hell yeah. Where you and I can...

I'm going to stand up. You're going to stand up for this one. Okay. This is where you and I will go head to head guessing songs the fastest. Okay. But we have partners in crime to do that with. So let's talk to Angel first. G'day, Angel.

Hiya. Whose team would you like to be on this afternoon? Mine or Kim Crossman's? Oh, I'm going to have to go with Kim Crossman only because she sounds a lot like Rebecca Randall from Shortland Street. And we look exactly the same. Yeah, I think you do. Yeah, if Rebecca Randall...

Do you know our only core difference is that she rocks a red lip 90% of the time and I... It's the only way to tell you apart. Yeah. If you see him in public, that's the way to tell him apart. Or are we the same person? Who knows? It's Halloween. Okay, that means Karma,

you'll be on my team. Hey. Alright, Karma and Angel, do you guys know how the game works? Yes. Okay, cool. Producer Claude runs the game. Would you like to dish out the rules? Absolutely.

So I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You need to buzz in with your name when you think you know the answer. And then if you don't get it right, I'll go to the next person. But funny you mentioned Rihanna's new music because the theme today, these are all artists that have released new albums recently. I'm really good circa 98 to 2006. This is not my day. So you need song title and the artist, right, Claude?

Exactly right. So Brie and Kim, you're going first. Okay, this is our round, and then Angel and Karma, you guys will go head to head next. Buzz in with your name when you think you know what this song is. Brie. Oh, Kim. It's Call Me Maybe.

Is it? And her name is... I know stuff about her. Don't put your hand up. I know it. Brie. Carly Rae Jepsen. So she released new music on the 21st of October.

Such a good album. I hand spoon-fed that to you. You would never have got it without me.st of October. Such a good album. I hand spoon fed that to you. You would never have got it without me. Yes, I was like a little baby. All right, Karma, we've got one point on the board, but it's your guys' turn. Are you ready? Yep.

Okay, buzz in with your name when you think you know what this song is. Shame right like a diamond. Karma. Angel? Karma's in. Karma. Is it Rihanna? Shame right like a diamond. Karma. Angel. Karma's in. Karma. Is it Rihanna? Shine bright like a diamond.

I went too early, but she's got it. Nice work, Karma. Well done. All right, Angel, we got this. Yeah, we got it. We got it. So, Kim, you need this one to stay in the game. Oh, my God.

No pressure, though. No pressure. No pressure. Okay, here we go. Good luck. Because you know I'm all about you. Oh, no, Kim. Oh, shit. All about that bass, Meghan Train though. No pressure. No pressure. Okay, here we go. Good luck. Oh, no, Kim. Oh, shit. All about that bass, Meghan Trainor.

No. Exactly right. Angel, I'm so sorry. Should we keep playing just for fun? Yeah, just do a couple. Best of five. Okay, best of five. Karma and Angel, you're going to go next, okay?

You got this, Angel. Okay. Here we go. Angel. Okay. Here we go. Angel. Angel. Taylor Swift, Shake It Off. Oh, nice. Here you go.

Banger. Banger. Banger. Do you want to keep going? Yeah. Let's do one more. All right, let's go. Yeah.

Funny enough, Carly Rae, Meghan Trainor and Taylor all released music on the same day, on the 21st of October. Yeah. Competition. Anyway, here's your last song. Good luck. Brie. Charlie Puth, Light Switch.

I would never have gotten that. Sorry, Angel, I let you down. That is a new one. That's okay. But I love you. That means, Karma, you're getting the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, yay. Thank you.

No worries. Both of you did so well, didn't they, the girls? Thank goodness for Angel. And you did well too, Kim. No, I didn't. I was shocking. You were there, though, and that's what counts. I stood up, and that's about the... That's all that I contributed.

You gave it a go. And that's what really counts. Brie and Clint. Kim, I'm a little bit nervous about this next part, but, I mean, Katy Perry has been in the news a lot lately, hasn't she? She has. I believe it was her birthday perhaps yesterday. Was it really?

I think it was. It's funny you say that because obviously she has this banger. I mean, what a tune. What a jam. Last Friday night. It is Friday and I've been seeing this trend on TikTok a lot lately where people are reciting the lyrics to this song to people in their family.

It sounds a bit weird. I've got some audio here of this girl reciting the lyrics back to her grandmother. Take a listen. Okay, Nance, I have to tell you a story about last Friday night. When? Last Friday night. Yeah, we danced on tabletops.

Who's we? And we took way too many shots. We who? And then I think we kissed, but I forgot. Who's we? Last Friday night. We maxed out our credit cards. Who's we?

You get the idea, right? Oh, my God. And I love it. I think it's so cute. And I thought, who can I do this to? And, I mean, my mum came to mind. Oh, my goodness. So let's put in a call to my mum,

and I'm just going to tell her a story about last Friday night. Fantastic. I'm on board. Hello? Hi, Mum. Hi. How are you going? Good.

Hey, because it's Friday, obviously, I just wanted to call you up and tell you a story about last Friday night. Oh, okay. Do I need to be sitting down? Maybe, yeah. Oh, okay. So what happened? Okay, so last Friday night we danced on tabletops

and we kind of took too many shots. Oh, Brianna. But. You didn't fall off, did you? I think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night. Oh, who did you kiss? Anyone reputable? Well, last Friday night we maxed out our credit cards

and then we got kicked out of the bar, I'm going to be honest. Oh, Brianna, how much is on your credit card? But we hit the boulevard last Friday night, Mum. Oh, Brianna, what about the credit card? We went streaking in the park and then skinny dipping in the dark. Oh, Brianna. I hope it was no full moon. Oh, things were flying everywhere, Mum.

We had a menage a trois last Friday night. Well, I'm not happy. I hope you kissed the right person. Otherwise, I'll be very unhappy with you. Well, I think we broke the law, but as we always, you know, we're going to go non-stop, whoa, whoa, last Friday night. Why? Why last Friday night?

Is there significance in that or what? What's the go? The reason why I was calling to tell you the story is we're going to do it all again, but this Friday night. No, you're not because you've got nothing left on your credit card. So how can you do that? Oh, Brianna. Well, you know who was influencing me, who made me do everything?

Was that Richard Kimberley Crossman. Sorry, Mum. No, that's okay. I'll come with you then. Okay. Yeah. Play Mum. Does this sound familiar?

Last Friday night. Yeah, we danced on tabletops. Yeah, we took too many shots. We kissed, we kissed, we kissed. Last Friday night. Anyway, Kim and I just wanted to call you and let you know. I like how as soon as I was involved, though, you were on board. Yeah.

Oh, that's fine. Mum's like, can I kiss Kimberley? Is that an option? I'd love to kiss you. All right, fine. Tonight, this Friday night, Kim and my mum having a pash. No, no. You have to make a pinky promise now, tonight, this Friday night, Kim and my mum having a pash. No, no, you have to make a pinky promise now, Kim, that we go out on the town when I come.

Oh, my gosh, I'd love to do that. I pinky promise. Live on air. This has backfired. All right, see you, mum. Have a good Friday. Yeah, that's right, Brianna. Have a good Friday.

Love you, bye. I love you. Miss you guys. Miss you too. Let's go dance on some tabletops. Let's go dance on some tabletops. Oh. Let's go. Brie and Clint.

And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brianne Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday Oki. Here we are, Kimberly Crossman. You're filling in for Clint. And part of that job is to perform a Friday Oki song where you and I will go head to head. We've both spent 15 minutes with a professional. That's not true. You spent less time.

I thought I had one shot. Is that what you thought? Did you only do this once? Yes. Oh, my God. Well, I'm sure it's amazing. You'll hear my heavy breathing. I'm sure it's amazing.

Oh, it's phenomenal. It's a real piece of art. An audio engineer, a professional, has mixed our tone-deaf voices as best he can. Great. We've done the same song, and it's, of course, this song by Nelly. Must be the money. I'm very nervous about this week. You shouldn't be.

You usually lose, right? Yeah, true. I don't know what I'm nervous about. I'm always losing and so I should just go into it thinking that. Yeah, but now it's more evenly matched because we both suck. And I love it. Makes it more fun. Yeah, we can't be good at everything.

So here's what's going to happen. We're going to play both songs, versions out, and then we will take five callers on the phones and they will vote for who they think was the least crap. Okay? Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first because you're the guest? Yeah, you should go first.

I'll go first because I'm a lady alright here it is Friday Oaky the goldies, oh why do I live this way, hey, it must be the money, if you wanna go and get high with me, smoke a L in the back of the Benz, oh why must I feel this way, hey, it must be the money, in the club on the late night, feeling right, looking, trying to spot something real nice, looking for a little shorty, I notice that I can take home, I can take home, she can be 18, 18 with an attitude or 19 Kinda sound like you act real rude But as long as you are thicky thicky thick girl you know that it's on I peeped something come towards me on the dance floor

Sexy and real so saying she was peeping and I dig the last video So when nearly can we go? How could I tell her no her measurements were all beautiful Stop measuring women I like the way you brush your hair And I like those stylish clothes you wear I like the way the light hit the icing glare And I can see you poofing way over there

If you wanna go and take a ride with me We'd be wheeling in the four with the goldies So why do I live this way? Hey, must be the money If you wanna go and get high with me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz. Oh, why must I feel this way? Hey, must be the money.

Wow. Oh, no. That's so much better than mine. You haven't even heard yours. Yeah, but I body shame and you take a more feminist approach. Feminism. Hey, I'm sure yours is fantastic. I don't know.

Let's hear it. I'm so excited for this. The debut for Kim Crossman. Friday O'Keefe. Here it is. Brie Thomasow. Where she at? Where she at?

Where she at? Where she at? Brie? Where she at? Yo, if you want to go and take a ride with me With three whaling in the fold with the goldies Oh, why do I live this? Ay, must be the money If you want to go and get high with me

Smoke a L in the back of the Benz Oh, why do I feel this? Ay, must be the money In a club on a late night, feeling right Look and try to spot something real nice Lookin' for a little shawty I noticed so that I could take home I could take home She could be 18, 18 with a attitude

Or 19, kinda snotty acting real rude But as long as you ain't picky thinkin' Girl you know that it's on, you know that it's on I keep something from it, throws me on the dance floor Sexy and real slow, saying she was peepin' And I did the last video, so when that week ago, how could I tell her no? Imagine this was 36, 25, 34 Oh, I like the way you brush your hair

I like those stylish clothes you wear I like the way the light hit the ice and glare And I can see you moving way over there If you wanna go and take a ride with Brie Three wheeling in the four with the goatees Oh, why do I live this way? Hey, must be the money. If you want to go and get high with Brie,

smoke an L in the back of the Benz. Oh, why do I feel this? Hey, must be the money. Brie and Kim, ZM, Afternoons. Woo! MC Kim I loved it

Is that what I sound like? I think it was absolutely fire We should have done a duet I'm actually quite happy with that The chipmunk kind of like Does the surround sound voice just make it more tolerable for Christmas? It was a vibe mate I loved it

I loved the little shout out to me Also if anyone wants to smoke a doobie and you've got a Benzie, let a girl know. Hey, there it is. We'll both throw up. Yeah, exactly. I think you did fantastic, mate. Very well done.

Hey, this is where we take your votes. Who do you think has it this week? Kimberly Crossman, amazing. Or me. You can call now 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to have your say. Yeah, I want some specific feedback. Yeah, we want some really good. Yeah, constructive.

Constructive feedback. You can also text us that feedback on 9696. Bree and Clint. Remember Friday OT. Which I'm realising is just, put your not talents out to the universe and then invite people in to give you some really honest feedback. I do it every single day. I'm realising is just put your not talents out to the universe and then invite people in to give you some really honest feedback. I do it every single day.

I'm into it. I'm into being humbled. I love feedback. It's good. We want the feedback. We decided to do the song, it and a four with a goldie. So why do I live this way? Must be the money. Mine sounded like this.

If you want to go and take a ride with me with three wheelin' and a four with a goldie. So why do I live this way? Must be the money. I feel like it's always harder to listen to the replay. Right off the back of Nelly. Yeah, it's hard. Kim's sounded like this. Yo, if you want to go and take a ride with me

With three whaling and a four with the goldies Oh, why do I live this? Hey, it must be the money. And we're about to take your calls to see who's taken it out. They're both great. I think we should just call it a day. It's even. Yeah, let's get these calls.

We've just had a caller drop out, so if you want to have your say, 0800DIALSATM, you can be the final vote. Humble us. Humble us. Let's go to Natalia. G'day, Natalia. Hi.

Natalia, tell us your feedback. What did you think this week? I'm glad you went first. I really enjoyed yours. Oh, thanks, Natalia. Okay. But then Kimberley's come on, I just beamed with happiness and my cheeks are still hurting from smiling.

Oh, lovely. Oh, my God. So it's definitely Kim as my vote. Natalia, I've actually genuinely gone all goosey. So you might not know this, but I'm literally turning up. So it's definitely Kim as my vote. Natalia, I've actually genuinely gone all goosey. So you might not know this, but I'm literally trying to, this is my biggest fear, having to sing, because I get asked to do it all the time.

But you did so well. You must be able to. You killed it. I think you should do it more. Thank you. The Masked Singer. A Christmas album. Are you listening? Thank you, Natalia.

Let's go to Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hi. What did you think of Friday Oki this week, mate? I loved it. I've never heard it before. I always listen to them,

but this is my first time hearing the Friday Oki. Oh, amazing. Well, welcome. Yeah. Thank you. I've got to say, Brie is my vote.

Great. I really, honestly, I was a big Kim Crossman fan when I was little. It hurts my heart to say this, but yeah, I think... That you were a fan or that you're choosing Brie?

Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I just feel like Brie really embodies Nelly. I felt like she was singing right there to me. Thank you, Georgia. And she snubbed body shaming in the butt too, so points for that. Thank you, Georgia. I appreciate you.

Let's go to Marie. It's one vote apiece so far. Hi, Marie. Hello. What do you think, Marie? Give us some constructive feedback. Yeah. I mean, honestly, Brie, yours was awesome

and made me laugh the whole way through, which I know was not what you're aiming for. No, that's my goal, Marie, 100%. But then, yeah, Kim, yours was awesome. So I have to give you my vote. Oh, thank you. Thanks, Marie. Thanks, Marie.

Was it because I changed the lyrics to, if you want to go and take a ride with Bree? Was that, you know, creative? A bit of flair. It was definitely the creative. Also, the rap part, you had it flowing. You had good flow. Thanks, Marie. Have a good weekend, Marie.

Thank you. My tyres are getting real pumped up. Let's go to Leanne. So far, your two votes to my one. Hi, Leanne. Hi. What are you thinking? I'm going to vote for Bree. Yeah, my girl.

You're keeping me What are you thinking? I'm going to vote for Bree. Yeah, good girl. She's been singing along in the car. You're keeping me in this game, Leanne. I appreciate you. Leanne, did you know all the lyrics to that song? Of course. Other than the bit that she added on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Improving.

Yeah, thanks, Leanne. The bit of improv never went astray. Have a good weekend, mate. Appreciate you. All right. We are tied. I hope that Ethan does Switzerland and just is like, women are the winners. Or we just leave it there.

Nah, let's take it. I'm happy to leave. Kim's like, I want to win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Ethan. It is up to you, mate. All the power lies with your vote. Well, I feel very, very... a lot in my hands.

But, no, that was very good. Just finished work and that was very... good way to finish off my week. And... But I would have to give it to Kim. Oh, the winning circle, which means the replay goes to Kim Lee. Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Kim.

If you want to go and take a ride with me With three whaling and a four with the Goldies Oh, why do I live this? Hey, must be the money There it is. Kim Crossman takes out Friday Oki. God, I've never won a singing award before. Well, come back on this show and you can keep winning because...

Yeah, I will. Shut up every week. This is the best place to do it. Change the codes on the door. You did really well. You should be really proud of yourself. I am. Absolutely killed it.

I was scared and I did it anyway. Exactly. And look, you got the bloody rewards for it. Thanks, Ethan. Nice work. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Shop how you want, in-store or online, with payment options to suit all. Yes, thank you, JB Hi-Fi, the winner of Birthday Banger today. We'll take home a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher, so a lot on the line. And, of course, we want a banger for a Friday, Kim. Mm-hmm.

All right, so who should we start off with first? Let's go to Fleur. G'day, Fleur. Hi, ladies. How are you, mate? How's your week been? Oh, yeah, I'm glad it's over. Ah, I love the honesty, Fleur.

I always love when someone answers really honestly. Mm-hmm.'m glad it's over. I love the honesty, Fleur. I always love when someone answers really honestly. So let's see if we can top your week off with a birthday banger. What is your birthday? Okay, I'm an old fart, so it's the 2nd of May, 1966. All right, we love these, Fleur. You were 16 in 1982. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh, Fleur, you've got a great one with Joan Jett.

I stood up. I'm into it. Kim's on her feet for you, Fleur. Oh, awesome. Stick around. You can pick up that JB Hi-Fi voucher. G'day, Kelly. Oh, hello. How are you,

Kelly? I'm good, thank you. How are you? Oh, you've got good energy. Have you had a good week? I've had a very good week, thank you. Excellent. Well, let's see if we can make it even better. What's your birthday? Well, I thought I was going to be the oldest, but I'm not. But 7th of October, 1974.

Right, Kelly, that means you were 16 in 1990. And on the 7th of October, 1990, this was number one. What do you think, Kelly? Do you like a bit of Jon Bon Jovi? Oh, I love a bit of the Jon Bon Jovi. I remember getting down to the seventh wall. Yeah. I love that.

I mean, Jon Bon Jovi, I saw him on an interview a couple of weeks ago. Still would. Are they still looking good? Oh, Kelly, you still would. Oh, still would, Kelly. I wouldn't even think, Kelly. You still would. I still would, Kelly. I wouldn't even think twice, if you know what I mean. I love what you mean. I love what you mean. Yes, Kel. All right. Pretty good one, John Bon Jovi, but we got one more to go. Kendra, that's you. That's me. Hey, Bree. How are you, mate? Hi, Kendra. I'm pretty good. Hey,

Ken. I'm pretty good. How's your week been out of 10, Kendra? I have to say a solid nine. Oh, wow. What happened to you? This is great. Oh, great. I work part-time, so I'm pretty free. I was going to say, did you meet up with Jon Bon Jovi?

Yeah. Oh, dreams are free, though, aren't they? God, I love that saying, dreams are free. I love it, Kendra. Hey, mate, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 21st of April, 1994. All right.

That means you were 16 in 2010. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh, my gosh. It's Usher, baby. Kendra, you like a bit of Usher? Not bad. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, I mean I do have vertigo, so something we haven't discussed today. No, you two's not on the list today. No, no, but nice. Nice. But I did notice that I stood for I Love Rock

and Roll and it's less about Joan Jett, it's more about Britney Spears' movie Crossroads. They do this song in it and that I'm feeling that's my vibe. What are you going with? That's true. Yeah. And you know what, Fleur? I've also had the worst week.

I like that Fleur was honest about her really crappy week, and we're going to make it better because, Fleur, you've won Birthday Banger, mate. Oh, I've had an awesome week now. Yeah! $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher coming your way, Fleur. Thank you.

It's all coming up, Fleur, for a Friday. Here's your birthday banger on ZM. I knew he must have been about 17 I knew he was strong I love the fact about you, Kim, that you love some weird stuff. You know, like every time I see you, you'll be like, oh, I'm getting my scuba diving licence or I'm jumping out of a plane in a cow outfit. You know, there's always something going on. But this latest thing that you just told me about off air,

I think is next level. Yeah, so I have been hanging out with this agronomist. So someone in agriculture, an agronomist. Is that what they're called? Yes. An agronomist. All about potatoes. Now, if you don't know much about potatoes,

they all have names like racehorses, like Midnight Fuzz and Agria. And, you know, they all sound quite delightful. Is Truss, is that one? Delightful. A truss potato? Yeah. Oh, is that a tomato? Potato.

Potato. Tomato. Potato. Anyway, I was like, who names these potatoes? And he said, well, you know, if you come up with the breed, you get to name it. I love that you're calling it a breed. A variety?

Yeah. Well, no, we'll go with breed. Okay, we'll go with breed. I was like, I want to name one. He's like, well, then you'll have to invent a potato. I was like, can we do that? He's like, okay. So I am now like ground level because it's a two-year process wow because you have to cross pollinate different potatoes so i was wondering if you guys could help me today

i brought this to break wait so you're actually breeding i'm going to breathe your own variety of forget children that's way back i'm moving into the potato game. This is 2022, baby. Some people are doing gin. They're doing wines. I'm a C-grade celebrity and I'm starting with potatoes. So what do you, we need to know some facts about this breed of potato. So I want it to be a good all-rounder. Kind of like me,

not overly successful at anything but also not just, like something you're happy to have around. So, you know, it could go with a steak. It could go as a baked potato. It could be a mashed potato. It could be, yeah. It could be chips.

It could be. And it's not going to be the best at that because the agria is best for crisps. But it'll do the job. Yeah. It could potentially be a gnocchi, but it's not going to be the best one. No, but it's a good all-rounder, a good one to have. But where I'm struggling is a name because if you want to start the process, you have to come up with a name.

I want to have an average name because they all are fancy-dancy. And I'm thinking Stodgy Podgy. Stodgy Podgy. The potato? Kim Crossman presents Stodgy Podgy. Look, I don't hate it, but then I feel like you're underselling the product because you don't want a stodgy potato. Do you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, but I don't want it to be classy. I'm this pretty. I've got to be more humbled. You know what I mean? You want it to be the potato for the everyday person. Yes. Okay, okay, stodgy podgy works then. Or is that too low class for it?

Maybe if we go a step above and we go like... Mashy-tashy. Mashy-tashy. Because it's got mash in there. Let's workshop. Producer Claude, do you have any ideas for the breed of potato? Clint would hate this. A roasty-woasty?

Oh, I like we've all gone rhymey, cutie-tootie ones. What about just go straight from the Wiggles, hot potato, hot potato. And its full name is that twice? Hot potato, hot potato. Okay. Yeah. Hey, look, if you've got any suggestions, please let me know.

I promise to give you some of the proceeds. Oh, my God, I think I've just come up with it. What? What about if you call it potato, potato? How do you spell that? We'll have to put some hats on some letters. It's the T's and C's, mate. We'll figure that out later, you know?

Not a big deal. You workshop it. Okay, cool. I can't wait to buy it in every supermarket around the country. I can't wait till there's a life-size cutout of me at your local supermarket just covered in potatoes. Buy my tater tots by Kim Cross.