ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 28th October 2025

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

Producer Ella's new game debuts for better or worse.  Who fell asleep in public?  Mumma Di is getting ready to make her bet.  What your animal choices say about you.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brea and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brea and Clint. Zems Brea and Clint, shares to HBO Max, available on Neon. Sign up now at neontv.com.com. Ladies and gentlemen, and one and Ollie, ZM's Brie and Clint. That's us, everybody. Good afternoon, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Tuesday that feels like a Monday. It does, doesn't it? Only four-day week, which is nice.

How good is the weather bomb? Crazy. Do you know how I got woken up. This is making about me for a second. and I know that people are without power and down trees and stuff I was up four times in the night last night two massive...

No, no, no, five then, actually. Okay, yeah, yeah, one for a wee. Okay. Two massive thunder and lightning storms like my whole room was lit up, it was that bright and the dog starts going trying to defend us from lightning it's like, thanks man, we'll be okay.

One for the cat's spew, cat got up and had a big spew after all of that and then just as we got back to sleep because it was so humid It was. The smoke alarms went off at 4.30 in the morning. What? Can that happen?

Yeah. Do you have smoke alarms in every room? Yeah. Yeah. That's the big thing these days. Remember back in the day? One smoke alarm. One smoke alarm just outside of the kitchen or directly in the kitchen.

And it keeps going off on mum's cooking so you take the batteries out of it. This is a good PSA actually. Yeah. Times have changed and they say smoke alarm in every room. And buy the good ones. Yes. That's where you spend the money. Buy the good ones.

Yeah, spend the money on smoke alarms. Still won't stop them going off at 4.30 in the morning, though. I've got the good ones and they still go off. Do you get up and wave a pillow or a towel? I'll put them in a glass of water. No. Oh, I was like, well, that's not the right thing to do. Fun show on the way for you guys today.

We will kick things off with Trady versus Lady, where it's still tight. It's 90 points to Trades, 88 points to ladies. Who's got it today? Is it you? It could be. 0,800 dials at M right now, 50 bucks on the line. Play ZDM's Breinclent. We were talking just before about the weather bomb.

Someone's just texting and said, it's great to hear your voices, Breanclint. We lost full service to the outside world, not even radio last week. And I've been in the tractor for the last few days moving logs of wood. You guys couldn't even get the radio? Yeah, that's scary.

Wow. Because normally radio is the last form of, you know, communication. We're the cockroach. We're the one that sticks around. It's us and landlines. That's scary. Text us where you are in the country. I'd love to know whereabouts that was, but geez, full on. And concerning if we are your connection to the outside world, if you're like.

Yeah, I feel sorry for them. Yeah, yeah. Well, we're back. I wonder what's happening in the world. Better check with Bree and Clay. It's Treaty versus. Ladies Three, two, one

Let's go The Trades and the Ladies We keep score all year And the Trades are on 90 Out in front The Ladies on 88 Down south in Otago is where that person

was texting in from So yeah That's been the deep south I think every tree in Dunedin got blown over last week Yeah Our lady is in Rotorua

She is 35 And she has read 75 books this year Welcome to the show Tabitha Hi, Tabitha. Hi. What's the best out of the 75 that you can recommend?

Not that I'm going to read it because I don't read. But for everyone else? I think Iron Flame. I read it at the year. Iron Flame, that's a popular one. Okay. Yeah. Have you read Breeze book?

No. Oh. Damn it, because we had... Breezebrook, Creeder. We've just got this ready for the one time someone calls through his Red Bree's book. And it's never happened. That might be a sign, Tabitha.

Could be a sign. Sorry. You're taking on our tradies today from Rotorua as well. What are the chances? She's 28 and her partner is the tradie and the family. So she is today an honorary tradie. Welcome to the show, Cleland. Hi, Cleland.

Hi. What trade is your partner in? What trade are you representing? He's a builder. He's a builder. Does he start jobs in your house or? and not finish him? No, he doesn't really do that many at our house,

but if he does, he does finish them. Oh, that's good. So he just doesn't start them at all. They say a builder's home is always a work site, right? Yeah. Okay, Cleland. Hi, Cleland. Hi, Cleland.

What? Hi. Can I say that I'm a first-time caller as well, and I'm really nervous? You sure can. Yeah, you definitely can. You haven't read Bree's book, have you? Carl, sorry I haven't. I have two small children.

I don't have time to read. Good excuse, good excuse. You saved my ego a little bit. Let's go with names as buzzers today. Cleland, Tabitha, those are your buzzers. First of three gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Wait, did you just say Tabitha?

Yeah, is that your name? And we're a teacher, because I feel like I know her. Tabitha, are you a teacher in Rotorua? Tabitha. What's that? Are you a teacher? Yes. Yes. I know. Oh, God. Is it Austin's mom?

Yeah. Oh, my God. We literally know each other. We'll hook you up off air so you can catch up, ladies. But right now... Start a book club. Read Bree's book. That's so... I don't know if that's ever happened on our show. Okay, we've got to get moving, guys. Cleland, Tabitha, those are your buzzes. Good luck.

That was so funny. Question number one. What day is Halloween this week? Lady. Yes, Tabitha. Friday? Yes, it is Friday. October? Good confident guess.

The 31st. Friday? With a question mark. One to the ladies. Question number two, what is fire in emergency New Zealand's recommended amount of smoke alarms per household? Katie. Yes, Cleland.

Is it like three? It's not actually a number. It's a bit of a tricky question, isn't it? What rooms? Is it in every room? Yes. We'll take that. Well done.

We'll give it to you. One apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Lady. Tabitha. Lily Allen. It is, of course, the great Lily Allen, who has just released new music after eight years.

Meg, push. Two to the ladies. One to the traities. I love it. Question number four. Bradley Walsh is famous for hosting which uber successful British TV game show. Lady.

Yes, Tabitha, for the win. The chase? She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. It is all those books, apart from mine that has made her smarter, and she's taking it out. Well done, Tabitha.

Thank you. Well, done, Tabitha. And you'll see Clell and tomorrow, because you guys know each other. You're a teacher or something, yeah. Yeah. You guys will catch up for a coffee tomorrow. also from Rotterua. I can understand

how this happened. Do you know them? Yeah, yeah. Tabitha, teacher. Yeah, they live next to my mum. Her husband's a building. Yeah, yeah. You guys are in Kawahar Point, don't you? Oh, no. Close. Can I just say

a couple of people texting in saying that they have read my book? I just wouldn't go on the record. Yeah, yeah, sure. Say that there's at least At least five people in New Zealand that have A store, well Christmas is coming up A store is still stocking it Yeah, it's in the bargain bin

It's a great stoffing stoffing stuffing stuffer Stoffing, it's a great That's Karma It's a great stocking stuffer Oh karma got you Or a joke present for someone you hate Excuse you, anyway I appreciate the love of the text machine, thank you

It's called My Big Fat Non-Italian Wedding That would have been a way better name I read this cry for help today From a dog owner Who says their female dog Won't stop humping their guest's legs When they come around to the house You've seen my message

You've got two dogs Both girls? Both girls. Big humpers One is One who is the alpha Out of the two Always humps the other one's head

for dominance. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. I've done research and I do think it's a dominant thing but she always, yeah, tries to hump the other one. Did you know that your dog's humping is not necessarily sexual? Did you know that? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, shut up then. Well, for those who didn't, because I didn't, okay? For those who didn't, humping or mounting, as vets call it, because like that's better, can be due to excitement, so an excited hump, over-stimulation, so a stimulated hump. I do that sometimes when I'm overstimulated.

Yeah, anxiety, an anxious hump, which we all love. And a desire to get your attention, which is an attention-seeking hump. Was there anything about a dry? Not a dry, and not a hungover either. Which are good ones. But yeah, no, those are four things, reasons why you're doing. dog could be humping, whether they're humping legs, toys, or the air. I always find interesting when you see a dog just hump in the air, and you're like,

I feel like that's the weirdest one. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I'm like, do you have some self-respect. Yeah. Like at least get a pillow. Yeah.

Like gross, but mid-air. Yeah, it's weird. The advice, so this person was asking for help, the advice from the vet was to take the thing that your dog humps away. So remove the urge. So I have to remove one of my dogs out of the house. Well, yeah, for you, you would. Because that's the only thing my dog, Whitney Houston.

My dog, Whitney Houston, hunts my other dog, Meryl Streep. And that's the smaller dog humping the bigger dog. Yes, so the smaller dog. So Whitney Houston's humping Meryl Streep. I mean, isolate that audio producers. And that's the only thing she will hump. Well, get rid of one of the dogs or just separate them. Yeah.

You think that's hard. Imagine people whose dogs will only hump their leg. What are they going to remove one of their legs? Yeah, I mean, how do you get, yeah, how do you stop that? Take it as a compliment, I say. I find it very funny. And I'm also glad that my 40-kilo golden retriever is not a humper, because that would be a lot.

Well, maybe he's a secret humper. Well, he's not an air humper, I know that. So I thought we could talk to people this afternoon whose dogs are chronic humpers. I want to know the thing that they hump the most. Like, what is it? What is the thing that your dog just sees and goes... I'll love that.

I'll have a bit of that. I'll love that. That cushion? That looks like a bit of me. That's a bit of me. That farmer's Santa Bear from 1996? Mine. It's been looking at me.

It's been giving me the eye. Yep. Yeah. Or maybe it's grandma. Maybe the dog exclusively hump's grandma, you know? And grandma loves it. She's like, this is the most action I've got in years. I haven't had this much action since the war.

I lost my husband years ago. When all the sailors were in port. What a nice compliment. Takes me back. 0800.Z.M. One of the weirder questions we've asked, what's your dog, humping. That's what we want to know this afternoon. You can just text through, even just one word answers.

One word answers, good. Yeah, we're happy with that. Or a full explanation on 0800 dial ZM. That's also welcome. We asked the question, what's your dog always humping? And we got a text from someone who said, hey guys, my six-year-old keeps asking me, what's

humping? And of course, it's another word for sniffing, isn't it? Yes, another word for sniffing. That's the thing your dog's always sniffing. The black IPs wrote a whole song about sniffing. Sniffing. So we want to know what is it for your dog that they're always humping. Amber's here. Hi Amber.

Hi, Amber. Hi, guys. How's it going? We're good, mate. Just paint us the picture first. What type of dog? I have got a rottie, and he was about 50 kilos at the time. Four. A big boy. That is a big boy. It was a big humper. And what was

the object of his affection? So he had never humped before until he went around to my now husband's house, and he had like one of those little crocheted footstool thing. I know the ones.

Yeah, yeah. That you put your feet on. If you're sitting on the couch or if you're doing your makeup in front of the mirror, you might sit on it. That's the one. And I think it was just love at first sight. He loved that thing.

Yeah, yeah. Sounds like a bit too much. Butterflies. Yeah, a bit too much. And after, I think it was about two months, we're like, right, we're going to buff it. We threw it out. And he said that, yeah, what is it?

Maybe three years ago now. And he hasn't humped since. Oh, he's got a broken, It's like the notebook, except it's a footstool and a Rottweiler. Yeah, he's quite distraught. Yeah. His first love. Yeah.

His first love, his first and only love. Have you ever thought about buying another crocheted footstool for it? Surprising them? Yeah, maybe, but I mean, I've got young kids now and everything's going to go on. He can hump them, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Amber. We asked, what's your dog, humpin?

Someone said my mum's dog, excru. exclusively humps dead animals, mainly birds. That's so interesting. Because, I mean, dogs, one of my dogs rolls in anything dead she can find. But I've never heard of them humping it. No, that's disgusting. Two-year-old pug, Alfred Penniesworth, only humps his big brother, Bruce Wayne. Terrible butler behavior.

Someone said, my dogs are mum and son. I'm often telling her to stop humping her son. Yeah, that's wrong Those are not words you ever want to hear Come out of your mouth Yeah, if you've just tuned in It's not what you think It's not what you think

We're talking about dogs Someone else said My golden retriever Only humps my six and eight year old kids Wow Look out It'll be a Dominance

No I was going to say like Protective Oh protective These are my kids Yeah you stay away from My kids No one else gets to do this to them Our dog likes to hump mine or my partner's dressing gown or uddy when it's left at her level,

has even dragged it outside while humping. My old fresco. Wow, an alfresco hump. Someone else said, my mother and daughter, Jack Russell, hump each other, and my one-year-old female golden retriever humps our ram-lam, and he loves it. Ram and the ram-lam. Get old ram-in-the-ram-lam. Oh, ram-jam with the ram-lan.

My golden retriever humps our pillows and then swaps them all around the house so we don't know which ones he has humped. Yeah, keep it interesting. Why not? Not a mystery hump. Someone else said my old hunterway girl used to hump sheep in the yards all the time.

It's a good way of hurting them, you know? You're like, you get in that gate. Or I'll hump you. Or I'll hump you. Yeah. Someone else said, thankfully not a problem in our house. Much safer around the dog than my husband. I've been down to pick something up and boom,

Hubby's there. Like we said, it could be anxiety, it could be attention-seeking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could just be wanting your affection. Our apprentice Cole won't stop humping dogs. No, that's not. No, that's not what we're asking. I'm a dog walker.

Okay, here's some expert advice on the humping topic. I'm in dog walker, and I don't condone humping on my walks. But it happens, mostly because a dog is over-excited and they don't know what to do with all of that energy and excitement. and it naturally comes out as humping. But also, if a dog is being crazy, another dog will sometimes hump them to calm them down. Wow.

Wow. So good luck to everyone out there trying to decipher the humping. It could literally be anything. And that's the hard thing, isn't it? That is the hard thing. Well, we may never know. The other hard thing. I think just be supportive.

Be supportive of your animals. Our rabbit humped all the hair off our guinea pig. Now that is some vigorous humps. That's love. Yeah, that is love. That's love right there. ZD.M.'s Branklin. This is exciting because it doesn't happen that often when a new game gets debuted.

And when a game gets debuted, this is what you need to understand about our show, specifically, is every game that gets debuted, we hope, will become a permanent feature on the show. We do. But it doesn't always work that way. There has been a lot of ideas and games that have gone to the game show. Graveyard on the Brinklin show. Absolutely. Our producer Ella has brought this game forward as an idea. And I know behind the scenes that she really wants this to become permanent so she can get rid of another game that she doesn't want to do anymore.

How many? She's over that game. Yeah. Think how many times is too many. So welcome to possibly the birth of a new game. Which Ella, we're calling. To be confirmed. Well, you don't have a name for the new game?

Ella. No, I think it's nice to let the game breathe and then it naturally. Not a good start. 80% of the game is the name, Ella. You bring people in with the name. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Ella's sexy word game. Okay, there's still no name, but we move on. It still could be a good game that's going to last.

We don't know. How does the game work, Ella? Basically, I have three songs and we'll go through rounds. Uh-huh. And you have to guess what the song is, but the way I'm going to deliver it to you is through different themes. For example, the actual song

could be pop or whatever, but I'm going to give it to you in a rap style, slam poetry, or whatever I feel like in the moment. Oh, God. I hate this game, buddy. You guys put it in the show.

I told you to be nice. Hey, we're open. We're open to it succeeding. Okay. And people, feedback is welcome on the text machine as you guys have to listen to this show. So we'd love to hear your feedback.

Okay, Ella, give us the first style and song for us to guess. Okay, so we're all guessing the song. Correct. Okay. This is slam poetry. Guess the song. Too late. My time has come. Sands shivers down my spine.

Body's aching. Ah. Oh, the time. Buzz in if you know it. Goodbye. Everybody. Oh, I've got to go. Oh, Clint. That's Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Yep.

Yay. Good job. My time is come. One point Clint. Did you like that? Yep. Loved it. I can't wait for the next one.

What's the next style, Ella? British accent. Okay. Are you singing it or speaking it? Speaking it. Okay. Okay, here we go. Common love isn't for us, is it?

We created something phenomenal. Don't you agree. Don't you agree You got me feeling Diamond rich Nothing on this planet Compared to Okay, I'll go to the court

Yes Clint, do a leper Yeah It is I was gonna go to the chorus But you got it I'm not good at this game Okay

I can't wait for the I hope that the next one is rap We'll go out on a big one Do you want rap? Yeah Okay I'll give you rap It's here the rap You're just joining us.

This is the birth of a new game. That might just be a one-off. It's where Ella gives us lyrics in a style that we won't recognize and we have to guess what the song is. Yep. And we're going to finish on rap. Okay, here we go. He's funny now.

All of his jokes hit different. Guess who we learned that from. Now I'm gone, but you're still laughing next to me one degree of separation. It's hard when it doesn't rhyme like a rap song. Yeah. I heard you. If you want forever

And I bet you do I bet you do Just know you'll taste me too Come on You'll taste me too Sabrina out of the taste Yeah Yay

Got it I'm sorry Why are you apologising It was a bit cringe Don't apologize You sit there And you own your game The text is brutal

Look, the text machine Is not receiving the game well But that's okay Hey, there will be people out there loving it though No, that's okay Yep And maybe those people just don't have phones Exactly

Do you know what, I'm happy to take it on the chin And I'll workshop another one Good on you Ella That's a great attitude to have And we're open to more ideas No idea is a bad idea Unless it was that game It's because you didn't have a name

People would have liked that if he had a name. Yeah. It's 80% of it. Z&M's Brean Clint podcast. The T, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Huge weekend of Lily Allen Goss. She's dropped a new album. She's outed her Stranger Things ex-husband David Harbour as a cheater.

Dean, it's all going down. It's all going down. This is one of the most wild breakup albums I think we've ever seen. You know, she wrote it and recorded it. in 10 days, 10 days, which means she had a lot to say. It slams her former man, husband, ex, I guess they're getting divorced. They're selling their $8 million townhouse, so I know that, it's definitely happening. She alleges in the music that, you know, he cheered on her.

She also alludes to them having, like, essentially an open marriage that he then broke the rules on. That is kind of, if you read between the lines, what she's getting at. Like, she goes in. We have not heard a thing from him. you know he's got the new season of um uh he's doing all these kids movies and everything like in the next few months so he hasn't said a word um and she has just absolutely shredded him it's actually really sad if you if you read the lyrics and that is kind of a heartbreaking um she's really really hurt she talks she talks about it being open but not by her decision like he came

to her and i kind of forced her yeah and she was like well i love you and i want you to be happy you so I guess I will do this to stay with you and she set some rules she was like well if you want to go and do open marriage stuff these are my terms and he didn't stick to them one of the craziest songs on the album which is called Madeline she plays a voice note that one of the women that he cheated with sent her

and she has put it in the song she's put the clip from the woman in the song what do you reckon are the legalities around that I don't know but if she sues her that's just good publicity. Can we all just like for a minute, how dumb is this guy? How dumb is David Harbour?

Harbour? How dumb is he? Did he not know who Lily Allen was? No, yeah. She's badass. She writes great music and she's not afraid to call people out. And I mean, it's kind of like you made your bed, you're going to line it. And if you don't know who he is, Ella,

he's hopper on Stranger Things, isn't he? Yeah, I know. He's the police officer. that everybody loves on Stranger Things and turns out he's a total A-hole. Damn it. What are they going to do for season five? Kill him off. Yeah, right. Yeah, it might have to kill him off. People are saying this could be

one of the best breakup albums ever. Yeah. Big, big from Lily Allen. Worth a listen. That's the T with D. McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent and we're back after this on ZM. The ZM Podcast Network. There's a woman that is going viral in China and around the world

after there was security cam footage of her falling asleep in a public place for three hours. Oh. A three-hour nap in a public place. And people just filmed her? No, it was security camera footage. Oh, okay. Because where she fell asleep, was at the gym.

Oh, relatable. So relatable. Went down on the mats for a stretch, probably, I'm assuming. Had a little stretch and then she kind of lays down in the fetal position. Next minute, sleep for three hours. Wow.

She only woke up because one of the other gym goers wanted to use the machine that she was on. No, she was on the stretching mats. Are you finished your set yet? Boy, you've been on there for three hours. Get off. Hey, can I get a bit of that?

She only woke up because one of the other people put a mat over the top of her? Like a blanket? For warmth. And it woke her up. I'm disgusting, by the way. Putting a gym mat over her for warmth.

Reminded me, though, of when you'd sleep over at a friend's house when you were a teenager. Oh, yeah. And you'd just have to find anywhere to sleep and there'd be no blankets. They wouldn't give you a blanket. So you'd, like, cover yourself with the pillows

or, like, newspapers, the dog. There's a great video on the internet of a guy who gets a picture off the wall. Yeah, puts it over himself That's now your blanket I have actually fallen asleep at the gym before I told you I fell asleep outside the gym last week in the car park

I got there 10 minutes early and thought I'd have some phone time So it was a car sleep It was a car sleep and I've also fallen asleep You know how some gyms will do like a yoga class Yes And then at the end they do like a lie down meditation thing I'll usually fall asleep during that Yeah, but you're meant to I feel like you're meant to fall asleep

Or like, it's not super frowned upon if you fall asleep, like, in a class like that. Yeah. Because I fell asleep at, it was Kim Crossman's Hens party. Okay. Which was at Eden Park. Right. In the locker room. Okay.

And one of the activities was a sound bar, sound bowl. Sound bath. Sound bath. That's the one. Sound bar. Sound bar? I was like, where are the drinks? Hey, can I get two dogs barking points?

Should I get a couple of shots? Anyway, it was a sound bath, and I was like, oh, here we go. Yeah. And I laid down, and I was like, I'll do the thing. Anyway, fell asleep. Yeah, I think they want you to. I think you're right. No, that's, yeah.

Yeah. So it's acceptable. Also, just get a stripper, Kim Crosman. Get some penis straws and a stripper like everyone else. No, she wanted a sound bath, and that's what she got. Oh, good for her. And there was also puppies from the RSPCA there. I've fallen asleep on the New York subway before.

Oh, that's dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. And certainly because my wife was there that I was able to wake up for the right stop. Mm-hmm. But it's the vibrating. You probably wouldn't have fallen asleep, though, if your wife wasn't there. Oh, I fell asleep.

You're calling my wife boring? No, I'm just saying if your wife wasn't with you to actually make sure you got off at the right stop, then you wouldn't have fallen asleep. Oh, are you saying I felt safe? Yes. So I was able to drift off. I thought you're like, you wouldn't have fallen asleep

if you were with someone exciting. No. Oh my God. I fell asleep one time. My partner's mum picked, for Mother's Day, we went out for a nice lunch, which was quite a heavy meal. And then we went to a movie

that my partner's mum chose. and a movie was so boring. Right. Straight to sleep. I slept from the start, like literally the opening credits, fell asleep, and then I woke up as the ending credits were rolling.

She says, what did you think of the movie? I loved it. Yeah. I love the part where the woman made that inspiring speech. I got none. Oh, 800 dials at M or text 9. We want to know where, and who was the person who fell asleep in public.

Yeah. Because it might not have been you. Maybe you want to dobb in a serial public sleeper. Yeah. Like someone who's just sleeping in public. Yeah, like your partner. 24-Sev. Yeah, yeah.

Yep. Your narcoleptic partner. Like your dad, maybe. Oh, dad's a big one. Yeah. Yeah. What are you got for us? Who's sleeping in public?

It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Right now, we're asking, have you fallen asleep in public? and we're after the stories where it's more inappropriate. Yeah. You know, obviously on a plane, pretty standard. Yeah. Inappropriate, awkward place to fall, something. Unusual.

I should have told my story about my friend Eddie before who fell asleep standing up at a Peking Duck concert once. Legendary stuff. We got it on camera. Wow. He went to sleep standing up, so obviously I filmed it. And then mate taps him on the shoulder and goes, And he just starts dancing?

Oh my God. It's time to go home, Eddie. So we want to know where did you fall asleep. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, guys. Where'd you fall asleep, Kel?

Spark Arena. My ex was really into Star Wars and got tickets to watch the movie with a live Augustra playing. Right. And I'd never seen the movie. Yeah. And I was never asked to watch the again after that. You're telling me you slept through this.

Kelly, level with me. Kind of a blessing. Yeah. No, no, I get that Star Wars is boring to some people, but listen to this. The whole orchestra is playing it, Kelly. How did you manage to fall asleep? I had it really boring, and it was the right temperature. Is that boring?

Thank you, Kelly. That's perfect. Let's go to Jade on 0800 dial Z-M. Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade. Oh, hi. Wait, hold up, sorry. I'm just, sorry. Hang on. Oh, no, no, we'll wait. We'll wait. No, hold on. Best to be safe.

Hi, guys. There she is. Hey, Jay. Where are you just waking up, Jade? No, I was currently driving, so. Oh, even worse. Yeah. Where do you fall asleep, Jade?

Um, I, I, so I, I, I, I've fallen asleep in a guy's bed before, well, uh, during the dirty. But I was for a split stick in, and I also fall asleep in. every single funeral that I go to. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Wait. Whose funeral were you at where you fell asleep? I was at a very close family friend of mine.

Yeah. And I was at, yeah, just a couple of funerals. People, people grieve in different ways. But you know I always do say funerals, quite boring. Oh, they're not the most lively thing. You know, like they could brighten them up a little bit. No one wants to be there. You know, maybe a few musical performances.

Can we just go back, Jade? The guy whose bed you fell asleep in was... Did that relationship continue, or did you take that as a sign that maybe you just weren't that into it? Yeah, no, definitely, no. Who's... Whose fault do you think it was more, Jade? Yours or his?

His fault? 100%. Okay, got it. Loud and clear. The ultimate bad review. Thanks, Jade. Oh, one star. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hi Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, guys. Where's your flatmate falling asleep? Oh, God. I'm risking a lot by ratting her out on radio. Tell us everything. Oh, God.

So she was taking the late night bus, probably the last bus of the night, and fell asleep in the back seat and obviously slumped over, lying down in the back seat, and woke up four hours later in the depot. All of buses parked up. Oh, no. No way out. think when you're inside the bus, if there's like an emergency open button, but no, she's seen us a video from the driver's seat panning the control saying, how do I get out?

She was trapped inside the bus. Trapped inside the bus so much so she called the police on herself. Wow. Hi, I'd like to report a crime. It's me. I'm the crime. I'm the crime. Terrifying.

I've fallen asleep on a plane before Anonymous and didn't wake up when it landed, and I've been woken up by the cleaners. When the cleaners are going through the plane, they're like, excuse me. sir, you need to get off. Wouldn't you think the, like, staff would have woken you up? Well, we clearly must not have walked through all the seats. Yeah. Anonymous was saying she was slumped over, so maybe they couldn't see her.

And maybe you just, maybe they did see you Anonymous, and they were like, she looks like she needs a good nap. Wasn't her, it was her flatmate? Oh, flatmate, that's right, yeah. Yeah, or so she says. When she called the cops and said, can you come and rescue me? They said, well, where are you? And she's, I'm in a bus.

We don't know where I am. Oh, my gosh. God, of course. I've seen this movie. It's Speed two. The plot line is Speed two. Speed three. Yeah, speed eight.

When they ran out of good ideas. Speed eight hours. Thanks, Anonymous. There's some great texts on where did you fall asleep? Someone said, I've fallen asleep on the train. I used to go from Brittermart to Papa Kuda. Twice a day. I fell asleep all the time, but somehow always woke up just before my stop.

That's a talent. That's a real talent. Someone else said, I went to work Monday after a full weekend, two-day bender, decided to take a little nap in my car on my lunch break, but the nap took me instead. I woke up two hours later to 15 miscalls from my boss. Oh, wow. You'd have a panic attack.

This is great. My mate fell asleep in a Portaloo at Tomorrowland for a good couple of hours for the final act. Nearly died of dehydration. Great festival, though. That's a good review. Someone else said, I fell asleep when I was younger in church. I had a big night out the night before, came home and was forced to go to church, fell asleep as soon as the sermon started, and woke up when everyone stood up to sing as it finished.

I'll never, ever forget the angry look on my mum's face. Again, boring. Boring, church, boring. Unless you go to one of those really good happy, clapy churches. Or one of those black gospel churches? It was Hosanna in the highest that used to just knock me out. I just will out, boom, straight to sleep. Yeah.

The communion wine always knocked me out. I always fall asleep in movie theatres, no matter the time or the movie. I am literally paying for a nap. You know, it's a life hack? Because if you're exhausted, and you've got kids? I've done this before. When I had to check out of my hotel, and I had time in between, and I was so tired because I had a big weekend.

And I was like, I'm going to go buy a movie ticket, and I just went and slept. It was a great life hack. I fell asleep at a table in the middle of Octoberfest in Munich. That might be the winner. That might be the winner. Yeah. Fall asleep or? Yeah, pass out.

Was it the beer? It wouldn't have been the beer, eh? Nah, it would be the Bratwast. Oh, your body's trying to process all that sausage. It takes a lot out of you. Nothing like a metre of sausage in three litres of beer to put a girl to sleep, eh? Wait, that came out wrong. Who said it was a girl?

It's ZM's Brinklin podcast The person who fell asleep at Octoberfest After all the beer and the meter long sausage text in And they said, I am a girl Ha ha ha ha And it was the beer So Yeah

Good to clarify Big glasses at October Fest Oh the biggest Yeah Have you seen those people Like this small little Are they called beer maids What are they called

Beer winches Beer winches Something Have you seen how many that they can carry that when they're full. Oh, so impressive. It's unbelievable. Yeah, yeah.

And they're huge jugs. Yeah. Massive. Did I miss, can you, what? Was that a joke? Could you explain it to me in detail, please now? Well, no, we'll wait. No, don't move on.

Wait, what was the joke? Of beer. So why is that funny? No, I wasn't making a joke. Oh, you weren't making a joke. No. But you kind of. eluded or like, you know, had the vibe like you were making a joke?

No, no, I don't make jokes. No, no. I'm not the funny one on the show. Yeah, you really don't make jokes. We're going to play Let's Get Classical next. Play ZDems, Bree and Clend. It's time for a round of Let's Get Classical. Let's Get Classical.

The game where we go here to hit with our producer Ella, guessing, Songs Reimagined in Classical Style. How are you feeling this week, Ella? What? Oh, are we on? Yep. Oh, I'm pretty relaxed. So relaxed.

Yeah, that's whatever. Okay. New tact, I like it. Cordia, you're in charge of this. Sure I am. Should we get it underway? Yeah, I reckon we should. For people playing along, this is Let's Get Classical.

Far out, that's hard to say fast. It is pop songs that I've reimagined in a classical style. Bree and Clint are working together against Ella to guess what they are. I think we should I came up with a new game that's kind of similar to this but we'll play it next week it's called

Let's get clavicle I like it It varies a little bit but kind of similar Can you explain the rules of the game? There's no time We've got to play

People are waiting to see if they've won the KFC All right As usual buzz in with your name I need the artist I'll come up with another game It's kind of similar to us And we can play it

The Week after Bree's one It's called Let's Get Servicle I don't get it How would that work? Well, there's no time to explain. We'll play it in a couple of weeks' time. We've got to win some people some money. Let's super cool.

Let's find a monocle. Yeah. Nice. That was nice. Good ad. Thank you. Okay, let's get classical guys. Here is your first song.

Oh, Ella. An unsure Ella. Aller, Ella. Watermelon sugar, Harry Styles. Well done. Well done. What a moon sugar high. What a new sugar high.

What a new sugar high. It is Ella's like wheelhouse. Wheelhouse, Harry Stiles. So don't feel bad. Don't let it rock your confidence. Okay, round two. Yeah, round two. Here's another one.

Clint. Oh, Ella. Ophelia, Taylor. Not the name of the song. It's Ophelia. The fate of Ophelia, come on! The fate of Ophelia by Taylor Slop. I'm going to give it to Ella.

Bullshit. You bust her out. Oh, that's controversial. She only corrected herself because I told her she was wrong. You're going to give me a chance to look at her funny for her to figure it out. You took me out in my grade. Suck it, suck it, suck it. I win.

I'm just going to turn her off. That's a hollow win, in my opinion. I mean, you know. I mean, you could enjoy that if you want. Yeah, if you want. sleeping at night. Are you talking? Sorry, I'm just sitting here in my winning vibe. You wait for let's get clavicle. You're going down, girl. I'm going to break that collarbone of yours. ZD.M's Bree and Clint Podcast. So it turns out one in three singles,

born between the years of 1997 and 2012. So Gen Zs have admitted to going on dates just for the free meal. According to this latest survey out of the US. Yeah. Interesting. And look, easy to target Gen Zed. I feel like the stats would probably be similar for millennials when they were in their dating era.

Yeah, could be. There's other interesting stats that have come out of this, though. Apparently 51% of the people said they're dating less due to money concerns. Oh, interesting. Yep. Gen Z were hit the hardest. 58% of the Gen Zs said they are trying to redefine what a good date is to cheaper things. They would.

That's very them. Yeah. Do you want to hear what some of the different ideas are? For cheap dates? For cheaper dates. Rather than going out for a dinner where there's a full meal and drinks and everything. Yeah, I do want to hear, actually. Some of the affordable date ideas, grabbing coffee.

Don't mind it. Walking on the beach or getting a drink instead of an expensive dinner. So going out for some drinks. Yeah, I like that. Yep. It says this is where I kind of am not so on board. Okay, yeah. A scavenger hunt?

Depends what you're hunting, I guess. What, like orientering? No, a scavenger hunt. For a date. No, not orientering. Oh, okay. Well, what's the difference? You know, like a scavenger hunt where someone writes a weird list.

You know, we've done them for ZDM Christmas parties before. Oh, and you've got to go find things. Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Not okay. So what's orientering then? Orientering's like a real sport where you have a compass. Okay.

And you, like, have to go from like checkpoint to checkpoint in the bush. Claudia, back me up. They're similar, right? No, they're not. They're similar. Oh, shut up, Claudia. They are not similar. Orienteering, scavenger hunting and geocathing.

Yeah, a little bit. They're in the same family. Like squash, tennis and ping pong. Orienteering and scavenger hunting, not same family. Scavanger hunting is orientering light. Okay, so you don't want to go scavenger hunt for a date? Do you want to go orientering? On a first date?

Yeah. I'd be more keen for that, but probably not. Okay, well, good to clear that out. Picnics, a movie night at home, and they were all the things that they've come up with. Movie night at home's a bit forward, isn't it? Yeah. For a first date.

Yeah, I'd rather do the coffee thing first. Like, hey. Or just a walk. Let's go on a date to my house. No, thanks. I'd much rather just go on a walk. Yeah, you'd go on a walk. Especially if you've both got dogs.

That's a cute first date. That is a cute date. Going on a walk, I feel like going on a walk as a date was kind of ruined by COVID. Remember? How it was like people were like going on walking dates? That's all you could do. You could just go on a park in a well ventilated area and walk. And stay five days.

meters away from each other. They're going to change the law so that we can drink in public so that you can go for a walk with a drink, you know? And you can bring that drink from home and then that's cheapest chips. Plus you have the social lubricant of a drink and... Yeah, good time. Good time. A little picnic.

Yeah. A couple of drinks. Yeah. It's not a bad day. Can you drink on a picnic? You can drink on a picnic. Why not? Surely you can.

Afternoon picnic. Well, you can drink in a park. I'm sure you can drink on a picnic. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Why not? Okay. Ella, you're a Gen Z.

I know you're off the market. Mm-hmm. But can you name something that doesn't cost a lot of money that you'd be happy with for a date? I know noodles are free, like Chinese food's pretty cheap. Bowling's not bad. Wait, sorry, noodles are free. No, sorry, they're not free, but they're cheaper.

Wait. Have you been getting free noodles? Yeah. Have you not been paying for your Chinese noodles? No, Ryan just speaks Chinese to them. He actually can. He can speak Mandarin. And then the old lady's like, oh, hello.

Is he threatening them in Chinese? How's he getting them for free? Hey, how many times do you think E.L. is going to drop that her husband can speak Mandarin in the show? I'll keep dropping it as much as I can. I've been keeping a tally. That's actually number 14. Which, if Ryan was here, he could tell us what that number is in Mandarin.

It's a Tuesday, and on Tuesdays, we go looking for a name and a haystack. Hardest game and radio. proven over and over and over again. We've never been successful in this game and we've tried almost 50 times. We get one of our producers to pick a random name and another one of our producers to pick a random business

and if the person with that name answers the phone at that business when we call, today, Bree, they'll win $2,350 cash. Claudia, what are you giving us today? I'm going to give you the name. And there's just been a weird coincidence. We just played Olivia Dean and the name I already had in mind was Olivia.

And I feel like that's a sign, right? Could be a sign, or it's Dean. Oh, can I have both? No. No. You can have Olivia, Liv, Livy. Olive? You can have Dean, D-O, D.

D. Big D-Dee. Big D-Dee. Big D-Dee. No, just Olivia and variations of Olivia. Not Olive. Oh, okay. No, not Olive. It's not a variation.

No, that's a different name. Ella, where does Olivia work? I've been a big fan of this place for a while, so we're going to go to Porta Shed in Christchurch. They're vegan and they do yummy food. Porter Shed? Yeah. Okay.

So we're looking for Olivia the Vegan. Olivia the Vegan at Porter's Head Cafe and Christchurch. Claudia, please connect us. A lot of money on the line. Let's go. Everybody cross your fingers. Okay. Hello, Emma here.

Sorry I can't get to the phone right now. If you can please hang up and leave a text message, I'll reply to that as soon as I can. Sorry, I'm unable to have received voice messages. Thank you. That's a fail, guys. I'm not just a random cell phone. I feel like that was a, yeah, that was a mobile phone number.

It was a mobile number, but it's attached to watershed. Oh, so why'd you pick a cafe at 10 past 5, Ella? I checked on Google and they're still open. Oh, okay. Damn, I feel like that was a waste. I feel like I let you down. We didn't even get to talk to anyone. No, I'm not satisfied.

I'm not satisfied either. It's like eating at a vegan cafe. Clint, I will take you there and you will have some great potatoes and great pies. You can't make me. Ella, stop trying. Just ease a loss cause. Oh, yeah, because you're so vegan friendly. I love a bit of tofu.

My favourite. ZD.N's Brian Clint. Your mum is on the phone with us. She's our... She's filling a role. We never knew. she would fill on the show for us. Yeah, she's our new bookie.

Isn't she? She's our racing tipster. Good afternoon, Mama Di. Good afternoon, guys. How you going? Don't talk about my mum's tips. Hey, Di. Priana.

Hey, die. Nice tips. Hey, I only talk about my mum's tips, not you. That's even a bit odd. Nice set of tips you got there, Dye. Hey, hey, we joke. But for those who don't know, you are a week of. from a 100% strike rate at the races that you attended, aren't you, Dye?

Absolutely, and I know I'm going to get it. What, you'll, wait, we know you had a good day at the Stanthorpe races, it was a great day out, you had a few wins. Seven from seven, excuse you, not a few wins. Seven from seven, okay. Seven from seven, unheard of. So we thought, let's jump on the back of this pony because it seems to be going all the way to the finish line

and get your tip for the Melbourne Cup that's happening next Tuesday. It's one week from today, Mum. Yep, exactly. We've got big news for you, Di. Oh, what is it? Has Ross come across with all of us going? We have. Oh, not quite.

Not quite. Don't get your hopes up. Because we did ask Ross, didn't we? Yeah, we asked him for a budget. Yeah, we asked him for a thousand dollars. We can confirm, Di, that for next Tuesday's Melbourne Cup race, We will be putting $1,000 on the horse that you choose. Holy smokes.

I think I'll have to take a pill or something to kind of settle my nerves down for this one. Get a Larazepam and just really sit in it, feel whatever you've got to feel, and just go with the vibes. That's how you usually do it, isn't it? You pick the best vibes. And that's exactly. I'm not going to think about the money. I'm just going to think about what...

Yeah, well, it's not your money. The feelings in my waters That's what I'm going to think about Yeah, don't think about the numbers We just need you to do Whatever you did last week At the Stanthorpe races We just need you to do it for the Melbourne Cup

And then I feel like I feel like we can't lose Yeah You know? Absolutely Well you feel bad mum If you tell us to put it on a horse And the horse doesn't win

Yeah well I'll feel like My lucky street's gone won't I? Yeah, bad times to lose the lucky streak, am I right? Well, all I can think of is, well, Ross is wearing it and ZN's wearing it. So, you know, we'll do our best. No, you're right, and that takes a bit of the pressure off it. That's why I feel like you should put some of your money on the horse that you pick, too,

so you've got skin in the game. Yep. Holy smokes. Now the pressure's on. I'm starting to sweat. If we win, Mum, if we win, and I say we, because we will obviously jump into the glory that you will have if you do win. What do you think we should do with the money that will win?

Oh, absolutely, no doubt, go to charity. Oh. I thought we could put it on a bar tab and all the listeners of the Bree and Clint show could come over and have a good time. Well, how about if we put a certain amount that all of us go out and we have a bit of a good time and then the rest go to charity.

Yeah, I think at 999 on the bar tab. Whatever's leftover charity. Rossel probably won his $1,000 back too. Plot twist, there's not going to be much left from the bar tab. That's gone now. He doesn't get the thousand back. Mama dies finally cashing in for all the times we've used her on our show. Hey, Dave, we just wanted to update you and let you know it's on.

Okay, we're just, we're a week away today. Tomorrow we're going to interrogate your process We don't need you to pick the horse yet We just want you to share some details with us About how you go about selecting the winners And what your knack is What the secret is to your success Okay, we'll do that tomorrow

No problem at all I have to put it out there for the punters Because I think they need a guiding light At this point in time Yeah, all right Well we can't wait for your tips To be their guiding light I'm looking forward to seeing more of your tips across the week, Mum.

Firm tips from Mama. Ross Boss has paid $1,000 to get Mama Dye's tips. Oh, my goodness. That's a bargain. Cheap it twice the price. What a bargain. Thanks, Mama Dye. Thanks, Mom.

Oh, love you guys. Love you, too. Z&M's Bree and Clint. Podcast. Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday thinger. songs when you turn 16. That is what your birthday banger is.

That's what we do here. Joel's here to do his wife, Ruth's birthday banger. Kura Joel. Hi, Joel. Hi, everyone. Are you being selfless, or have you already done your birthday banger? No, I haven't done mine. This is, I'm a long-time listener, first-time call.

Wait a second. First-time call her. Go, Joel. Go, Joel. I can see why you're doing your wife, Ruth's one today, Joel, actually. her birthday, isn't it? It's a birthday. It's a 30th birthday today, and she's a big fan of both of you guys.

Hey, it means a lot. You're a absolute sweetheart. Shout out to Ruth. Happy 30th birthday from us. Thank you. I'll let her know here. Absolutely. We can figure it all out with that information.

That means Joel, your wife, Ruth, was 16 and 2011, and here's her birthday banger. I mean, might be the biggest song of 2011. Yeah, she's going to love it, Joel. What are you guys doing for Ruth's 30th? I'm going to take her out for her dinner tonight. Where? I haven't planned, so I'm just waiting for her to come after work, so we need to plan and take her out for dinner.

Delightful. Lovely, Joel. Also, don't give the address on the radio. Bree will show up, okay, Joel. So just be careful with how much information. joining, Joel. Olivia's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Levia. Hi, Liv. Hello, how are you going? Good, thanks. What have you been doing today, Liv?

Just working. Fair enough. Most people are. Hey, what is your birthday? The third of February 98. All right, that means you were 16 in 2014. And on the 3rd of Feb, 2014, this was at the top. Churn. Absolute breakout song for Clean Bandit and Jess Glenn is singing on it. Rather be, do you like it, Liv? Yeah, I like it.

I like it. This is such a fresh sound when it came out, eh? Yeah, it was huge. Yeah. Okay, wait there, Olivia. We're going to do one more birthday bang for Chris. Good day, Chris. Hi, Chris.

How are you, Tim? Good, mate. How's your day being? Oh, yeah, pretty for long. First day back up for the long weekend. Oh, isn't it rough? Chris? Yeah, I've got to do it that way.

Yeah, man. Chris sounds exhausted. We better do this quick. Chris, what's your date of birth? 23 to the 1996. All right. That means you were 16 in 2012, Chris. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Oh, this will perk Chris up. If an energy drink was in the form of a song. Oh, this was such a fresh sound. it came out, wasn't it? There's nothing that sounded like this when it came out. Chips and gravy. Oh, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Why didn't you start with that?

Go, Chris. Go, Chris. Good man, great to have you on the show, Chris. Thanks for finally calling through. Okay, we've got a tough decision to make. Rihanna for Joel's wife, Ruth, on her 30th birthday. Clean Bandit for Olivia after a hard day at work. And Game Them style for Chris, the long-time listener, first-time caller. I like them all.

I like them all. The one that peaked my interest the most was Clean Bander. Yes. Yeah, but I... It's Ruth. Long-time listener, it's her 30th birthday. I do love that. I think I've got to go with Joel and Ruth.

We found love. Okay. Claudia, you're going to split the duff. Are you going with the romantic side of things for Joel on Ruth's birthday? birthday, or are you going to carve your own track? I do like a bit of romance. And it is her birthday. I feel like we found love it's the right choice.

Oh, yeah. Joel, have a great night tonight with Ruth. You've just won birthday banger for her. Oh, but thank you so much for that. Truth, Ruth, you won. Have a good day. I was standing side by side as a shadow crosses mine. The ZDM Podcast Network.

Every year, the list of the most popular dog names in New Zealand gets revealed. The New Zealand Companion Animal Register keeps the information of over 1.4 million animals that are microchipped in New Zealand. This year, they've had over 110,000 new animals added. That's a lot. It's a lot. But you think they die quite regularly. Grim. Can you not say that?

Sorry, that was, yeah, that was bad. It's one of my biggest fears. It's my dog's birthday. For seven years in a row, New Zealanders overwhelmingly have gravitated towards the same name. We have had the same name come in first place on the list of top dog names in this country seven years in a row. And you think you can pick it. I reckon I can pick it. I swear to you, I have not seen the list.

Okay. But I reckon. I'll give you three. I don't need three. You don't need three? I reckon I can get it in one. Okay. The most popular New Zealand dog name in the last 12 months is it Luna?

Kew. Knew it. I knew it. It's Luna. Followed by Charlie, Bella. Lola? Daisy, Poppy, Milo, Ruby, Coco, Teddy and Nala. No Lola.

No Lola. Interestingly, and even more of an indictment on how uncreative New Zealanders are, Luna is the top cat name for 2025 as well. Oh my God. They're all called Luna. And you know how, you know why I picked that name? Yeah. The amount of lunas I've met at the dog park.

Absolutely. There's always at least a couple there. So we've asked New Zealanders to call through who believe they have a basic bitch dog name and I'm just curious to see how many lunas are amongst these. Well, this is a good survey actually. Hayden from Christchurch. Welcome to the show.

I hated Calder What's your dog's name? I think it was number five Poppy Poppy. Poppy the dog What is Poppy?

Coveodle Yeah, yeah, tracks Yep Perfect Nice Thank you Hayden I feel like it suits a cavudal The name Poppy

Let's go to Samantha Hello Samantha Hi Samantha Hello What's your dog's name Samantha I've got a golden fever called Toby Toby

Toby not on the list I do love a human name for a dog. It's my favourite. Yeah, good dog name. You pass the test. It's surprising. Samantha, you're a little bit more creative with your animal names. Well done, Samantha.

Apparently there's four other golden retrievers at the vet called Dobie as well. Oh, okay, so maybe not so creative. That's okay. At least it's not Luna. Let's go to Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi.

We're looking for basic bitch dog names. What's yours? Jack. Oh, Jack. Jack. Don't mind it. Is Jack and Jack Russell? No.

Oh, okay. That's good. It's not bad. Jack nor on the list. So, yeah, you get it. I'm going to Labrador. And he's a Labrador. I don't mind it.

I don't think it's that basic. Let's go to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. No lunas yet. What's the name of your dog, Emma?

I've got four dogs living in this house with me at the moment. Oh, okay. Tell us them all. I'm hardly against the rules, probably. The oldest one is Ted. Ted. the list, yep. Petty, yeah.

Then we've got May, Maisie, who's an SBCA special. Yeah, not on the list. That's creative. No, no, that's not on the list. And then we've got Arthur, who's a little miniature schnauzer. Cute.

Very cute. And then we've just... Come on, Luna. Come on, Luna. It's not Luna, it's Tilly. Tilly. Tilly. She's a cute little Griffin crossed with a schnauzer

and she has resting bitch face. So does our producer I won't say which one Let's go to Jill Hi Jill Hi Jill Hi hi you going Good thanks

Jill, what's your dog's name? My crazy little black bitch is called Luna Luna We got it How old is Luna Jill? She's seven

She's a teacup poodle She is like a spider monkey She is crazy as So you gave her the name Luna the first year that it was the most popular dog name in New Zealand, and it has been that every year after that. At least you can say you got in there first, Jill. Yeah, she's a lunatic. That's what she is. She's a lunatic. Lunar the Lunatic. Jill, can I suggest if, I mean, heaven forbid, if Luna passes away one day, but if you get another dog to name

it Jack, like the other caller? How? No. I love my baby. Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill. Oh, it took me ages. Did you get that, Jill? Did you get it? Yeah, I did, but it wasn't that funny. Yeah. Yeah.

Jeez, savage. Yesterday. Yesterday. Right, I'm going to go home. You can't go home yet. We're still going to talk to Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda.

Hi, Amanda. Hi. My dog's name's Koda. Oh, Koda? I also work for a kennels, so I was also going to guess Luna, but hugely popped. is Bella and Toby as well. Yeah, Toby.

Okay, Toby's not on the list. Bella is on the list. What's the best name you've ever seen come through the door, Amanda? I quite like Arlo. Arlo? On the list? Yeah. No, it should be, though.

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty it. All right, thanks, Amanda. Nice, Amanda. Cool, no worries. I don't know if anyone in New Zealand has the same dog names as me. I think there might be that unique. Whitney Houston.

And Meryl Street. Meryl Street. Someone texts her on 96696 if you have a dog with either of those names. I'd love to know. And if you're getting a puppy, can you please name it one of those names so that Brie can't claim it anymore? Name it like another icon like Tina Turner. Have to you put it like a Labrador named Tina B.

It's Z.M's Brie and Clint Podcast. I'm producer Ella said, to us that she has a personality test for us to do with animals. Is this going to determine what type of animal we are, Ella? Kind of, yes. Okay. But also... What would you say is the best qualities of our personalities that you like the most?

This is not what I expected. Yeah. Bree's very empathetic. Can handle a crisis situation. I'd agree. I would take that. I would agree. Yeah, yep.

And do me. Clint, you're actually like a really solid anchor. Like you are. It's not a personality. That's my job. I've got a good one for Clint. I've got a good one for Clint. You're a really good dad.

Is that personality? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say Clint's best personality trait is that he has the ability to be quite carefree and positive about things, which you need that energy in the room sometimes. Thanks, Bray. Yeah, that was what I wanted to say. Yeah.

I knew. Claudia, anything from you? Oh, yeah, you're both amazing. That was the most genuine thing you've ever said to us. Okay, let's do that personality test, Ella. All right, everyone, think of an animal. Okay. Okay.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Think of one. Maybe write it down as well. Okay. Writing it down. Mm-hmm. I write it on my hand.

Okay. Okay. All right. Everyone got it? Yep. Now set that aside. Think of another animal. Yeah.

Okay. Write that down. Mm-hmm. And set it aside. Are you all good? Yep. Cool. One more animal.

God, I'm running out of hand. Got it. Cool. Yeah, I got it. Yep, got it. Okay, let's go around the room. For the first animal you wrote down. Yes.

Everyone, say it. Lion. Guerrilla. Whoa. Two lions and a gorilla, Claudia. Yeah. Okay, so the first one is how you perceive yourself. Yeah, boy.

Shotbrey. Gloria over here. Claudia the gorilla. The second animal. you thought of. Okay. Three, two, one. Dog.

Oh, me and Claudia, the dog. And you got dolphin. That dog in me is how people perceive you. Quality of the gorilla dog. Guerrilla dog. People perceive Brea as a dolphin. Yeah. That's nice.

Very Randy the dolphin, isn't it? Stay away from my blowhole. Yeah, third animal. What was it? Oh, third animal. Everybody, three, two, one. Monkey. What?

Wow. We got two out of three, the same. Claudia said cow. I can't wait to see what this is about Claudia. This is your sexual persona. Well, you're not far off, Clint. This is who you actually are. Claudia is a cow.

Claudia sees herself as a cow. No, no, Claudia sees herself as a gorilla. She sees herself as a gorilla. people see her as a dog but she's actually a cow I'm great can you give us a move yeah no oh wait word just in

it was also a female dog that people see her as great test Ella thank you oh yeah thanks Ella oh poor Claudia oh my God a ZM's Brinklin podcast and that's the

end of the Brie and Clint show for a Tuesday that feels like a Monday but the good news is it is a Tuesday and tomorrow will be Wednesday there is Bree and Clint I didn't turn Brie's microphone on and now she's angry it's on now as starting on a Monday

throwing you off so much that you forgot to turn my microphone on I mean I could turn it on myself but I like to it's a service I'm happy to provide but I like to force you to do it It's right next to your button. You may as well.

It is. So I like pushing your buttons. God, Dan, I know it. What's for dinner, everyone? Think hard. I got no idea. Claudia, what's for dinner? Same as Clint.

No idea. Yeah, no idea. I know. Yeah, what's for dinner? Bree's mom. No, that's not how that joke works. Brie, what's for dinner? Hell is mum

Got him And that is how that joke works Yeah yeah nice That's exactly what I said There's a difference It was the infliction There's a subtle difference Are you joking

If you know you know You're gaslighting That's what I'm eating gaslight That sounds yum Where are you getting in that? Your mum Gassie Have a great night everybody

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