ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 28th September 2021
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The ZM Podcast Network No, no, no. I mean, anyway, it's just been real. Thanks for the feedback, Steve. Appreciate that.
No, I've had a lot of laughs today, to be honest.
There's a guy coming up in the podcast today.
No, just heaps of good energy today.
A lot of energy.
I don't know if it was good energy.
It wasn't good energy.
You'll hear him in the open relationship topic.
Ben's had to edit it, but know that it went to air live.
Yeah.
There's no delay in New Zealand.
And so that stuff goes to air.
But then you get banned forever, so.
Yeah, he's blocked.
Yeah, and then the police come after you and take a shit on your doorstep.
Yeah.
That's actually protocol.
That's what happens.
Nobody tell John about burner phones.
They pull down their little blue police pants and they do a big police turn on you yes you know yeah and then they get the taser and they shoot it with the taser and they and they heat it up and
then it really smells you get a cooked police shit you know what i've got a question about
you know when you think of a cartoon dog poo yes what does it look like? It's curly whirly. Have you ever seen a dog get up and go down and go...
Like he's doing a soft serve.
No.
No, so why is it drawn like that?
That's a great question.
I've never seen a curly pile of anyone's poo.
Is it a curly or is it like a...
Like that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Cartoons have got a lot to answer for
You know
Cartoons are very famous
For being extremely accurate
To life like
Have you ever stood on a rake
And it comes up
Actually that would happen
That actually does happen
Oh have you guys not had that
I've done that like twice
What about Donald Duck
He doesn't wear pants
Doesn't wear pants
But when he gets out of the shower
He puts a towel around his waist
What's he hiding eh What's he hiding?
Maybe his tiny little duck D Is in the feathers
And when the feathers get wet they pass
Where are ducks penises?
Great question, it'll be under the feathers
Wait, and how do they
How do ducks
How do they do it?
It'd be the same as dogs where they go butt to butt
Yeah, I thought so Well dogs do dog same as dogs where they go butt to butt. Yeah, I thought so.
Well, dogs do doggy style.
Dogs do doggy style.
But eventually it goes butt to butt once it gets caught.
Really?
Yeah.
Haven't you ever seen two dogs caught?
Have we been doing doggy style wrong this whole time?
Well, I don't think...
We eventually meant to go butt to butt.
I don't think you can do this type of doggy style
because a dog's penis actually has hooks on it
and once it goes in, the hooks come out
and then
they get literally stuck together like sad kind of like that's painful doesn't sound like it's
very nice does it yeah well there's a good another good reason not to date a dog i guess
um where are we going with this what did we talk about i was going to say something
where did we where did this where did this come from I can't remember How did we get to dog sex?
Oh you were talking about turds
Nah was it before turds?
Before turds was
He who shall not be named
Oh no I was going to ask you something
Have you had a bunch of online shopping show up?
I've had
So just one
Right
Just one package
That I purchased
I'm not joking
Two and a half months ago
It's impossible to get any online shipping
shopping delivered at the moment.
I thought that package was gone.
I thought I was never going to get it.
What is it?
Do we get a little fashion show?
It's just a couple of flannels.
You'll probably be real into these actually.
Does he get one for me?
Well, they're ladies ones, but...
There's no such thing as a flannel.
Why has it got...
What makes it a ladies one?
I don't know, the cut?
Oh, that's nice.
It's come at the wrong season, but that is nice.
Well, I bought it two and a half months ago, didn't I?
Two and a half months ago, that'd be the perfect overshoot.
Yeah, it wouldn't, wouldn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've already got that in green and red.
Wait, so now you've got it in brown.
What colour's the other one?
The other one, exact same style.
Did you buy in every single colour now? That only comes in like three or four colours. Grey, she's got it in brown. What colour is the other one? The other one, exact same style. Did you buy in every single colour now?
That only comes in like three or four colours.
Grey.
She's got the grey one.
See, this one's more like, you know, neutral.
That's so what you do, by the way.
That is not sustainable.
I don't understand.
I'll have these forever and I can wear them on Treasure Island.
Are they doing a winter edition of Treasure Island?
Yeah.
If they ever do a winter edition, I'm ready
Okay, good to know
Norway
If you stay ready, you don't need to get ready
Yeah, there you go
Yeah, that's true
I think I like this one more
I like the brown one
The mustard is nice
Yeah, it's really nice
I actually like them both, to be honest
Good, because you'll probably get them at some point
As in I'll give them to you once I've worn them.
Hand-me-downs?
I don't need no hand-me-downs.
Fine, you're not getting them.
Okay, I'm not going to give you any of my old inane bings.
I didn't say anything.
Yeah, I'm grateful.
Here's the podcast, everybody.
Enjoy.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3 p.m.
Give or take a minute.
Alexa, play Zedim on iHeartRadio Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
G'day everybody, Brie and Clint.
Sorry, I'm just in the midst of buying a lotto ticket.
Brie reminded me.
Why did I do that?
$18 million.
Yeah, it is a lot of money. Brie reminded me. Why did I do that? $18 million. Yeah.
Imagine that.
It is a lot of money.
Probably how much you've spent trying to win.
Nah, not even close.
Not even close.
How much do you reckon you've spent?
Nah, not that much.
Not that much.
So let's do the math.
How much do you normally spend?
Do you do this every time?
No, let's do it for a year.
Yeah, I do six bucks a ticket.
Okay.
Is that it?
Yeah, it's cheapies out there.
Game Responsibly New Zealand.
I'm not an advocate for this, by the way.
Six.
Twice a week.
Oh, is that twice a week?
Okay, so 12 times.
Is that it?
Yeah, 52.
So 624 bucks.
Cheap thrills, baby.
A little bit of living.
That means twice a week, I get to imagine that I'm a millionaire.
How much have you won?
I got a bonus ticket last week.
You know what?
Would you rather not win a bonus ticket?
Yes.
I feel like I'd rather not win a bonus ticket.
And it makes that stupid noise.
It goes, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Bonus ticket.
And my wife goes, what did we win?
And I go, bonus ticket.
Instead, they should change the noise. And if ticket. Instead, they should change the noise.
And if they're listening, they should change the noise to...
Bonus ticket.
They give you a bonus ticket.
The bonus ticket's not even eligible for the bloody Powerball draw.
Slap in the face.
What are they doing?
Anyway, game responsibly, New Zealand.
Do you think the shitty lockdown that we're doing would be more fun if you were a millionaire?
Or do you think it'd be exactly the same?
I feel like it'd be exactly the same because even millionaires' courier packages can't get through.
You know?
No, I feel like, you know, depends how rich we're talking.
$18 million tonight.
Well, like you could have some, you know, you could put in a pool that's big enough and you could put
jet skis in the pool. Lockdown
with a pool would be pretty good, eh? That's how
you know when I was a kid, that's how I knew
my friends were really
really rich. They had a jet ski in the
pool? That's what made me think they were rich if
their family owned a jet ski. Yeah, right.
Because like our family
would never be, we made a pontoon
out of old
plastic barrels and put it on the dam.
Lockdown would be way better with a pool.
It would be good.
So what's John Key complaining about?
I read his article on the weekend.
What's he having a whinge about?
Mate, you're a millionaire.
Go put your jet ski in the pool.
You'll be fine.
Go live a little, Joey.
Yeah.
Jeez.
For God's sake.
What about the rest of us just slugging it out, buying some lotto tickets?
We don't even have a pool to put the jet ski in.
Today on the show, a couple of new games that we're going to play with you guys.
We're going to start with a classic.
It's Tradie vs. Lady where there is $50 cash thanks to KFC up for grabs.
If you want it, come get it.
0800 DIAL ZM.
And the scores are slowly starting to creep together again.
Nah, tradies have got this. They're about to blow it right back out again.
I can feel it.
We'll soon find out in a couple of minutes.
It's a tradie week. Whoever wants it, 0800-DIAL-ZM right now.
We'll play tradie versus lady after Muraki on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus Lady.
Tradie versus Lady.
The Lady's sitting at 78,
but they haven't been able to catch the Tradie sitting at 81 wins for the year.
I reckon it's a Tradie week this week, but let's find out.
We'll meet our Lady first.
She's 34.
She's from Wellington, and she can do the splits all three ways.
Welcome to the show, Jenna.
Jenna, there's three ways. Welcome to the show, Jenna.
Jenna?
There's three ways? Tena koutou.
Tena koutou.
How do you do it three ways?
So typically people favour, like if they're right-handed,
they'll favour their right side.
So I can do right leg in front, left leg in front,
and I can do saddle split.
Oh, where they go outside? Yeah, and I can do saddle split. Oh, where they go outside.
Yeah.
I've done the saddle split.
Have your breath.
Yeah, it didn't end well for my pelvis.
Not on purpose, eh?
No.
It wasn't good.
Sometimes it doesn't end well for your clothing as well.
Let's meet your competition today.
We'll see if he can do the splits.
He's 30.
He's from Invercargill,
and he can catch a whole bag of M&Ms in his mouth.
Yeah, that's solid.
All at once, Jason.
No, there'll be one at a time.
One at a time.
Jason, do they ever hit your teeth?
Are you worried about that?
No, it's all about you've got to take your tongue out because it kind of catches them.
There's a technique.
Yeah.
Far more impressive than the splits.
You reckon? I mean, same with both. There's a technique. Yeah. Far more impressive than the sluts. You reckon?
I mean, same with both.
There's a technique for both guys.
Something for everybody.
Okay, Jason, you buzzer's tradie.
Jenna, you buzzer is lady.
First of three will take home $50 cash thanks to KFC.
All right, guys, here we go.
Question number one.
Will Smith is in the news today talking about his open relationship with his wife.
Who is he married to?
Is it A?
Lady.
Yes, Jason.
God damn it.
Buzz you out.
Yeah.
Buzz me out, mate.
Sorry.
I'll finish the question for you, Jenna.
A, Tiffany Haddish, B, Jennifer Lawrence, C, Jada Pinkett, or D, Beyonce?
It's C. C, Jada Pinkett, or D, Beyonce? It's C.
C, Jada Pinkett is correct, which her full name is Jada Pinkett-Smith.
Correct.
She would have given it away.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
What's the square root of the number of COVID cases we had today, which is eight?
64, ladies.
Jenna.
Yes, Jenna.
64. lady. Jenna. 64.
No.
What's the square root of eight, Jason?
The square root of eight?
Yeah.
Four.
Correct.
It's not what I put down there.
I just did the math in my head again.
I was going to say.
Jason's correct.
Clint put two down.
No, I didn't.
Just a mistake. It's eight to say, Jason's correct. Clint put two down. No, I didn't. Just a mistake.
It's eight.
Four times four is 16.
Oh, so it is.
So you're giving me.
Square root eight is like
two points, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Actually, these are very good points.
Clint, why would you write?
I was like, the square root of nine is three.
The square root of eight is hard as.
Yeah, that's a very, very,
very good point.
Why would you put a maths question when you and I both do it?
Because I thought I was correct.
That's the problem.
I'd say 64 is the most correct answer.
Yeah, we're going to give that point to nobody.
I appreciate your bargaining, though, Jenna.
Question number three still.
Well, you know.
You've got to try, mate.
You've got to try.
One to the ladies still. Question number three still. Well, you know. You've got to try, mate. You've got to try. One to the ladies still.
Question number three.
Dr. Dre founded his own audio brand in 2006.
What's the name of that brand?
I'll put it in the movie.
Dr. Dre founded his own audio brand.
Dr. Dre.
Jason.
Yes, Jason.
Beats.
Yeah.
We'll take that. Oh, yeah. All right., Jason. Peace. Yeah. We'll take that.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Thanks, Pedro.
Yeah, the light bulb ticks over when you hear it.
Question number four, guys.
One apiece so far.
Who sings this song?
Ladies.
Oh, God, I hope I've got it.
Is it?
Oh, no, I've got it wrong.
No, just take a guess.
I'm going to have to buzz you out.
Take a guess.
Safe, though.
Worth a try.
What about you, Jason?
Is it Savage?
Yeah, it is Savage.
It is.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, damn.
All right, third.
I know stuff.
Trade is on two.
The ladies on one.
Nice work, Jase. I know stuff. Trady's on two. The lady's on one. Nice work, Jase.
Question number five.
Where is New Zealand's Lanark Castle located?
Katie.
Yes, Jason, for the win.
Can I say Otago?
Yeah, we'll take Otago.
That's absolutely right.
Oh, yeah, we'll take Otago.
Are you sure?
It's Dunedin, but that's an Otago.
I thought it was Dunedin, but I just couldn't remember.
I thought I'd go to Dunedin and you actually got Lana Castle.
He's got the region right.
We'll have to go with that.
A very all-over-the-place game.
Our fault, mostly.
But, Jason, you've picked up the 50 bucks thanks to KFC.
Nice work. You bet. I think I need a cup of tea before the picked up the 50 bucks. Thanks to KFC. Nice work.
You bet.
I think I need a cup of tea before the rest of the show.
Yeah, I'm stressed.
Bree and Clint.
I was just about to do a, am I the a-hole question.
Yes, you are.
No, I don't think I am.
Because we were going to do one about this other topic about this lady's wedding cake.
But now I think I've got to ask it about myself.
We're sitting here.
And Bree and I are both watching a lot of the same TV shows at the moment.
I feel like I'm cheating on people because I've got like seven
or eight different shows that I'm like dipping my finger in.
I'm watching so many shows I've forgotten about some of them.
Lucy brought up one last night and I was like,
oh my God, I love that show.
Why did we stop watching that?
The show in question is the Nicole Kidman show on Amazon Prime which is
called Nine Perfect Strangers.
Very good show. I've been very
into it but obviously there's
been some other shows that have taken my attention
away because they release episodes
once a week on a Friday.
So the final's out and you've been
up to date with me. We've been talking about this show
and I just turned to you and I said did you finish
Nine Perfect Strangers?
And Brie said, yeah,
but it ended a bit weird.
I said, yeah, I think
I did, but it ended a bit weird.
Yeah. And then you said to me,
what happened? So I
said, and I'm not going to say it in case you haven't seen it.
And so I said what happened at the end.
One of the main things that obviously happens
in the last episode.
And I went, nope, I haven't seen that.
Yeah.
But you asked.
You asked me what happened.
You told me you'd finished the show.
And then you asked.
And now Brie's upset because I've ruined the show.
And I get that.
I know that feeling.
But you said you'd finished it. And you asked me what happened.
Yeah, but clearly I was in a state of confusion.
And you as my friend should have realised
that I didn't know what I was talking about.
There's other things that happen in it.
No, but that's the biggest
bloody thing out of the whole show.
Shall we ask the judges out there?
Producer Ben and producer Anastasia.
We witnessed the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah. Who's the a-hole here?
No, actually
am I an a-hole for doing that just then?
From here?
Yeah.
I don't think you are because you were specifically asked
to tell her what happened.
You asked me to tell you.
You should remind me what happened.
Is it?
So I get a pass from you?
Yeah.
Anastasia?
I'm so sorry, Bray.
Yeah, that's...
But also...
How am I in the wrong when he's on the whole TV show?
No, you're not in the wrong.
He's just not an arsehole.
I just would have told you regardless,
even if you hadn't watched it.
That's so savage.
Well, you know what happens on Ted Lasso?
What?
Is that...
Yeah, that's right.
He shaves his moustache off.
You run away, stage.
I've got stuff on you too.
Bray and Clint.
TikTokers, listen up, because there's, well, there's some TikTok news.
TikTok, TikTok, TikTok.
Sounded like such a boomer just then.
The company that created TikTok called ByteDance have revealed that people 14 years and under in China
will only be allowed to use TikTok for 40 minutes a day and only during a four-hour window.
What's the four-hour window?
Between 6 p.m. and 10 p.m. at night.
Right, so after they've been to school and done all that stuff.
This is off the back of, didn't they, it was computer games.
Gaming, yeah.
Where they literally only gave them like...
Two hours a week, I think.
On the weekend or something
So it's more than that
But then also 40 minutes a day on TikTok should be plenty
You should be able to get your TikToking done
In 40 minutes
Yeah for a kid you're at school all day
I feel like a lot of us could do with a 40 minute time restraint
On a lot of apps to be honest
I know where this is going
Before the show I asked everybody in the team to submit their stats
To me and I have here The person who is the most TikTok addicted I know where this is going. Before the show, I asked everybody in the team to submit their stats to me.
And I have here the person who is the most TikTok addicted.
I have info from the last 24 hours about how long as a team you lot are spending on TikTok.
Okay.
You ready to go through these?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's look at producer Anastasia first.
Yesterday, in the last 24 hours actually, she has spent a grand total of 27 minutes TikToking.
That's really good.
But, I mean, she doesn't even have a TikTok account.
No, I do now.
No, I made her get one because I'm not letting her use our one.
Wait, you post publicly?
She runs our TikTok account.
No, I've got my own personal one too.
Do you?
Yeah.
What about you?
27 minutes TikToking in the last 24 hours.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's look at producer Ben in the last 24 hours.
He loves TikTok too.
Yeah.
He sends me a lot of TikToks.
In the last 24 hours, he has spent 23 minutes TikToking.
Not very long.
Nice.
He'll be fine in China.
It just leaves one person.
That's Brie Thomasel.
What about you?
I don't know how to get to it on my phone.
Oh, is it
that convenient?
Could be, but let's... Isn't it so
convenient that the
person running this can't
get to his stats? Well, I've got a Samsung.
I don't know how to figure it out. I'll Google
it right now. Let's do Brie's.
In the last 24 hours, Brie has spent
one hour and 24 minutes TikTok-ing. Really? An hour and hours, Brie has spent one hour and 24 minutes TikTok-ing.
An hour and 24?
Oh, sorry, an hour and four minutes TikTok-ing.
That's a little bit different.
It's still over an hour.
It's still over an hour.
Well, you know, I've got to keep up with the kids.
I'm ticking, I'm talking, I'm, you know, doing the...
Don't be saying that.
Why not?
A little bit more concerning, Brie sent me a screenshot of all of her apps.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
In the last 24 hours, you've also spent an hour on Instagram.
That's fine, I think.
You've spent 17 minutes on Snapchat.
Hey, hey, hey.
Snapchat. This was not the brief.
Yeah, I know.
Why are we going through all of my results?
What's the app Greenscapes?
Oh, that's the game I'm addicted to.
Yeah, you've spent half an hour just on the app Greenscapes.
She spends money on that too.
Isn't it Gardenscapes?
Gardenscapes.
Yes, you do.
Did I just say?
Yes, you do.
I will proudly say I've never spent a cent on that game.
Have I wasted a lot of my life on the game?
Yes.
But have you spent any money?
No.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, there's reports that Angelina Jolie has a new bae.
Who's the rumours to be about?
This is so crazy.
The Weeknd, the singer, the non-Grammy winning legend of a guy,
I'm still dirty about that, this is so crazy.
So they were first spotted together leaving an Italian restaurant in LA.
I think we might have even spoken about it at the time, actually.
It's like a celeb hangout.
So when they left the restaurant together, they were photographed.
I thought, if you're really going to have a secret big relationship affair
and you're a superstar, you don't go there because all the paparazzi wait there.
Well, now the rumours are getting
even deeper because they've been spotted together
yet again, The Weeknd and Angelina Jolie.
And the rumour
is they both went to this concert
the other day and
she was there with her kids and he was there with some friends
but they were near each other and people
are saying they're dating. Now, the other side
of this is the possibility is that
we know The Weeknd wants to
break into Hollywood.
So he's talking about
some movie scripts,
he's working with some producers
and, you know,
is he just having a mentor
in the, you know,
in the name of Angelina Jolie?
It doesn't get any better than that.
Or is it a real relationship?
Time will tell,
but it's looking like they're dating.
Or is Angelina trying to book him
for Medic's birthday party?
You know?
That could be the thing.
That could be the thing. That could be the thing.
She's trying to butter him up.
I've just done a quick Google.
There's a 15-year age gap.
She's 46.
He's 31.
Yeah, interesting.
I mean, definitely, they definitely could be dating.
Two very, very cool people.
Just one of those ones where you go,
really, those two?
It seems like an odd couple to me.
I mean, if you look at who The Weeknd used to date,
I mean, some might say Angelina and his ex look alike.
Which ex?
Hadid.
Oh, Bella.
Bella.
Didn't he date Bella?
Was it Bella?
Yeah.
It was Bella.
They kind of have the same book.
Hadid.
Which one?
Bella or the other one?
Gigi.
Gigi.
No, it was Bella.
It was Bella?
It was Bella.
Yeah, right.
I'm like 90% certain.
How old's Bella Hadid?
I want to say she's like 25, 26.
24?
Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah, there you go.
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Brian Clint.
Guys, I've got a new game.
I've taken a bit of inspiration from my lockdown walks
to come up with a new game for us to play.
Oh, is it Whose Dog Poo Is This?
How did you know?
No, it's not.
So if this game goes well, we might bring it back next week.
Okay.
We'll see.
So essentially the idea came from the other day I was on my walk
and I saw two people that I knew.
Obviously I was wearing my mask. I've two people that I knew. Obviously, I was wearing my mask.
I've said, hello, hey, their name, and they still had no idea who I was.
They blanked you.
No idea who I was.
Right.
So I thought, wouldn't it be an interesting game if we played it with celebrities,
but all you heard was their voice?
Oh, are you bringing some famous people in with masks on?
No, we've got no budget for that.
Right.
What we are doing
is guessing celebrities
based on that voice.
Okay.
Alright, so how it's going to work,
you and I will play
against each other.
Producer Anastasia
will run the game.
First to guess three
correct celebrity voices wins.
Got it.
Alright, so you guys
happy to start?
Let's go.
Let's hear celebrity number one.
Wait, am I buzzing in?
Yeah, we're buzzing.
Okay, cool.
I said, what can I do to get a compliment?
That's a point to the creator of the game.
That is Kevin Hart.
He's got a very distinctive voice.
That's fishy.
Did you give her the clips?
No, producer Ben got the clips.
Unfortunately.
But it is good to check.
All right.
That's one point to Brie.
Let's hear celebrity number two. My outlook on life has changed. the class unfortunately but it is good to check. Alright, that's one point to Brie.
Let's hear celebrity number two.
My outlook on life has changed.
Oh, it's going to be hard.
Which one is it?
I don't think it's that hard.
I think that's Kim Kardashian.
It's Kourtney! He's got a point on the board!
Oh, is it Kim?
Yeah, I said he's got a point on the board.
Play it again.
Since you've been in my life.
No, it really has.
Same, didn't they?
It's Kim. Kourt's a little bit more snobby sounding that's good okay anyways we're sitting at a point each uh let's go to celebrity number three
we're back from um from London and it was great it was a great
that's the rock she's done it That's a second point for Brie.
I knew I had it and then my brain was like, no, you don't. I tore and everybody was excited and we were excited too.
That would have thrown me off.
Yeah.
All right.
Brie, you only need one point to win it.
Let's hear celebrity number four.
Dancing.
I think I'm doing really good.
Clips.
Oh.
Oh, that's a hard one.
It's one of two guys
I'm going to need a name
Is that David Beckham?
He's got another point on the board
I almost went Lewis Hamilton
People think they're great dancers when you're up there dancing
I can hear it now
It's funny because I always think David sounds more like this
Please Victoria can I go play soccer?
I think that's because people impersonate him like that.
Please, Victoria.
They want to take some photos of me and my undies.
Please, Victoria.
You sound more like that other guy, the old English guy.
What's his name?
Prince Philip.
Oh, but...
Please, Lizzie.
All right, we're sitting at two points each.
I don't know what weird tangent we went down there,
but let's hear celebrity number five.
You know, I like to sit at home.
A big night for me is, you know, putting some pinecones...
Is that Melissa McCarthy?
No.
No.
Do I get a guess?
You get the rest of the clip.
Okay.
You know, I like to sit at home.
A big night for me is, you know, putting some pine cones on the fire,
watching them crackle.
Is that Oprah?
She's done it.
Won her own game.
Was that Oprah?
It was.
I could just hear it, but it's a very mellow Oprah, isn't it?
Yeah, right.
Can we hear it one more time?
Dancing.
I think I'm doing really good. No, that's David Beckham. Most people. I know it's David Beckham. Can we hear it one more time? Dancing. I think I'm doing really good.
No, that's David Beckham.
You know, I like to sit at home.
A big night for me is, you know,
putting some pine cones on the fire, watching them crack holes. That's not Oprah.
This game is not meant to be easy.
We're not going to pick the Meghan Markle interview.
Play it one more time. You get a car!
Yeah, that's Oprah.
Speaking of a lot of cash, have you inherited any money?
Not me personally.
Have you been given anything?
Depends who's asking.
So you just won't tell us?
Depends who's asking.
Do you think you're on anyone's will?
I wouldn't expect to be.
Actually, no, I hope I'm on my parents'. I was going to say, you don't expect to be Actually no, I hope I'm on my parents
I was going to say, you don't expect to be on your parents
Yeah, I don't like to think about them dying though
So I don't really like to consider that
I don't really like to think about it
I was thinking more like a rich distant relative
Who I've met, who's like that Clint guy on the radio
That's who I want to have my estate when I pass
I feel like that is such a myth
Like I'd love to talk to someone
Who got left a huge amount of money
from some random aunt that they didn't know that they had, you know?
There'd be someone out there whose aunt was just a spiteful old bee
and was like, you know what?
None of my kids are getting anything.
I'm going to give it to Bree,
the one who moved to New Zealand and eats all the cheese.
I never heard of you, but thank you.
I appreciate it. She'd go, I'm dead. You can't thank me. I'd love to hear from someone eats all the cheese. I never heard of you, but thank you. I appreciate it.
She'll go, I'm dead.
You can't thank me.
I'd love to hear from someone who has that story.
There's a story out today about American broadcaster
Anderson Cooper.
If you don't know who that is, he's got a pretty
recognisable face.
Essentially, he is the primary anchor of the CNN News.
He was one of the main guys who hosted the debates with Donald Trump.
He's got the silvery white hair.
He also is a correspondent for 60 Minutes
and CBS News. Anyway, big time
broadcaster over in America.
Worth a lot of money. Anyway, he's
spoken out today about how
much his kids,
his son actually, Wyatt, is
set to inherit. Okay. Yeah.
So he has said that he plans to leave nothing to his son.
Oh, I hate these stories.
I hate these stories.
Didn't Bill Gates say something similar?
He's like, no, the kids need to learn to make it on their own.
They need to, you know, do I have to work hard?
They have to work hard.
Bullshit.
They won the lottery by being your kid, you know?
Give them something.
Pay up.
And then I thought, well, I wonder how much he's
worth, you know? I wonder how much this
guy, Anderson Cooper, is worth.
I found that out. Apparently
he's worth an estimated
$274 million,
which would
sting even more. He's worth
$270 million and he's leaving nothing
to Wyatt. That would make me think my dad didn't like me.
It's so interesting.
Considering he also inherited money from his mum.
Yeah.
Which I think he got $2 million from his late mother.
Wait, he inherited $2 million?
Yeah.
I mean, at least pass on that money from the grandmother.
Pay it forward, yeah.
Give the kid grandma's money. You don't need it. He says here, I'm not at least pass on that money from the grandmother. Pay it forward, yeah. Give the kid grandma's money.
You don't need it.
He says here, I'm not that interested in money,
but I don't intend to have some sort of pot of gold for my son.
I'll go with what my parents said.
College will be paid for and then you've got to go out there and get it.
Okay, well, at least that's something.
And college is very expensive over there.
With those stories, though though like I get it
you don't want to raise
an entitled
like
you don't want to raise
a dick
and if they know
that they've got
multi-million dollars
waiting for them
they're not going to try hard
to achieve anything
I get that
but I feel like
you should at least have
like some kind of
fallback fund
so after you've passed
if they fall on
really hard times
this emergency fund kicks in and does something for them.
Like a fairy godmother pops out and goes,
oh, I heard you're having a bit of a rough week with rent.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I totally, like I do understand and I get what you're saying
because like if you give your kid, let's say, $50 million,
like straight up or you say when you turn 18 you're going to get $50 million. $50 million, yeah. It, or you say when you turn 18, you're going to get $50 million.
$50 million, yeah.
It's a good way to ruin a kid, eh?
You won't have any drive or nothing to work towards
where you're like, you know, because you're,
it's just, what do you do then?
Spend $50 million.
Like, you're absolutely right.
Even in the lead up, you're like, why bother going to college?
Why bother working?
Why bother studying?
Also, you wouldn't, I know it's cliche, but you wouldn't appreciate it.
You wouldn't truly appreciate your $50 million
if you knew you were going to get it
because you wouldn't know life without it.
It was always coming to you.
I feel like it's quite interesting to hear people
who win massive amounts in the lottery
talk about how much meaning it takes away from their life
after they win a giant sum of money.
Yeah.
Like it's kind of like you give them all this money,
which is what you thought you always wanted,
and then you're kind of like, well, what's the point in going to work?
Yeah, I miss seeing customers every day and talking to people.
Maybe.
I've never won the lotto, but I imagine that's what it's like.
Like and not for everyone,
but a lot of people who win like really big amounts of money
all kind of have that kind of feeling of like, oh for everyone, but a lot of people who win like really big amounts of money all kind of have that kind of feeling
of like, oh, okay, like I don't really have to try.
Sitting in their big mansion.
Yeah.
Talking to their robot vacuum cleaner.
I'm sure there's good points and all of us who haven't won the lottery
will concentrate on the other points.
Well, let's talk to some people this afternoon who, what,
have inherited some money?
Is that who you want to talk to?
Yeah, I want to talk to people.
It doesn't have to be from your parents.
It could be from someone else.
It could be from your grandparents.
I'll be honest.
I inherited money from my nan.
How much did you get?
My mum's mum.
Is that rude to ask?
No, no, no.
You can ask.
She gave, so all of us grandchildren, she gave all of us $5,000 each.
Did you put it straight into the Mitsubishi Evo?
Is that what you did?
I actually put it into a,
what's her name, savings account.
Did you?
Yeah.
And?
I put it in there for,
I think it's been five.
Is it still there?
Five years?
Yeah, right.
No, longer.
My nan's been gone longer,
so quite a long time.
Let's see if there's some life-changing amounts
of money out there, shall we?
Yeah.
Who's here inherited a decent chunk of cash, 0800DALZM,
or you can text it in to 9696.
You can remain anonymous if you want to on this one.
Absolutely.
We'd love to hear from you.
Who was it from?
How much?
Did it help?
Did it end up ruining something?
Did it ruin your life?
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
I want to know who left you some money.
Did you inherit a big chunk of money?
Was it a surprise to you?
Was it from someone you don't really know?
Or you didn't know?
Yeah
Did you get a letter from a far off uncle in Scotland
Who left you a castle, you know?
See, I feel like that's going to happen to me one day
Really?
Yeah, maybe my Italian heritage
You'll get a run down villa in Italy somewhere
Yeah, bring it on.
I'll take the Colosseum.
Yeah, okay, run-down villa, definitely a bit run-down.
Let's talk to Chris.
Hey, Chris.
G'day, Chris.
Hi, how are you doing?
Good.
Did you get left some money?
Not myself, my dad.
He was a watchmaker, and he used to fix some older people's watches
and didn't charge for it.
And then one day he had a guy just come up,
he's asking, are you Mr. Blah Blah Blah?
And he said, yes.
He goes, well, you've been left this watch in this person's will.
She would like to say thank you for all your help during the years.
And it turns out it was a watch from 1850,
solid gold and worth about $20,000.
You're kidding.
Wow.
The thing is, he just handed it down to me.
Wait, you've got the watch.
I've got the watch now, so my dad handed it down to me.
It's like a family heirloom now.
It is now, yeah.
You can't sell it, eh?
Definitely not.
Do you sometimes just go into Trade Me and just check how much it's worth, though, Chris?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm sure there's a whole category for 18th century watches.
Yeah, yeah. What's the filtering process for for 18th century watches. Yeah, yeah.
What's the filtering process
for that?
Just to have a look.
Just to keep your options open.
You're not tempted
to just clip a couple
of links off, you know,
melt them down,
get a little bit of cash
on the side,
that kind of thing?
No, I think we'll hold
on to the family.
Yeah, good.
All right,
that's an amazing story.
Isn't that nice
that, you know,
sometimes being super kind
and lovely to people.
A watch from the 1800s.
That's amazing.
Let's talk to someone who wants to remain anonymous.
Hello, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hello.
Hi.
Who'd you get some money from, Anonymous?
So my grandparents died 10 years apart.
So over the course of the 10 years,
they both left, I guess, the grandchildren money.
Yeah.
And it was very well invested.
So by the time we were able to receive it,
my sister and I decided to go in together
and we've invested in rental properties.
Really?
You had enough money from your grandparents passing
to set up a rental property portfolio.
Yeah, and one of the properties has development potential,
which is really exciting.
Oh, that's awesome.
So from the inheritance that your grandparents left you,
which was invested like you said,
how much do you reckon you're sitting on at the moment, value-wise?
Value-wise, well, we've got two properties at the moment
and we're looking at a third.
So current value is over $2 million
and we're potentially getting another where it's worth over a million.
I feel like I'm listening to someone play a game of Monopoly, not your actual life.
That's amazing, Anonymous.
Good for you guys.
Let's talk to one more Anonymous caller.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi there.
How are you doing?
Good, thanks.
Was it you that inherited some money?
It was, yes.
Who's that?
My dad, he passed away when I was in my early 20s unexpectedly.
Sorry to hear that.
Thank you.
And my sister and I each got left about $2.5 million.
Whoa!
Back up the frigging truck for a second.
Oh my, that came out of nowhere.
Obviously does not make up for the loss of your father,
but how on earth did he have $5 million to bequeath you girls?
Oh, so he was a farmer.
Yeah.
And the saying goes, farmers live poor but die rich.
Yeah, right.
My dad's a farmer.
I don't think he has $5 million,
but your dad must have been a bloody good farmer, I tell you that.
It was a bloody good farmer, I tell you that. It was a second-generation farm,
so we sold it just before the property,
just before the GFC, actually.
Oh, just in time.
Yeah, just in time, like within a couple of months.
Yeah, far out.
If I had $2.5 million, I wouldn't be running a farm either.
That's unbelievable.
That's incredible and anonymous.
One last question, and sorry to ask you,
but if you could give it all back to have a bit more time with your dad,
I bet you would.
Do you know, it's so hard because there's my dad,
and you know, you see those things on Facebook saying,
if you could have an hour with one person, who would it be?
That would absolutely be my dad.
But on the other hand, I was able to have my kids
because I had that money.
So, yeah, it's a really hard, you want both.
Yeah, well, he did that for you.
He set you guys up.
Absolutely.
And your dad's obviously been with you the whole time.
And you've been able to have the amazing life that you've had.
Yeah.
There you go, everybody.
Very nice.
That's awesome, Anonymous.
All those stories tinged with sadness,
but some incredible stories out there, too.
Two and a half million.
Bree and Clint.
Draco Malfoy, who doesn't go by that name anymore.
He goes by Tom Felton, his real name.
Yeah, he got married.
Yeah.
His maiden name, Draco Malfoy.
You know Draco.
My father and I have a bet.
I don't think you're going to last ten minutes in this tournament.
He disagrees.
He thinks you won't last five. I don't give you're going to last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won't last five.
I don't give a damn what your father thinks, Malfoy.
Potter!
Such a great character, eh?
And he did such a good job playing that guy.
He did.
He plays a really unlikable kid.
Yeah, he does.
And he played it really well.
I saw an article that was out recently
which talked about how much screen time all up
he got across that Harry Potter franchise.
Okay.
What do you reckon?
Well, we're talking seven or eight movies.
There's a lot of movies.
And so you've got to be talking close to 20 hours of film.
Draco on the screen, surely he gets 10%.
Did he get an hour of screen time?
Producers, do you guys want to put in a guess?
How much screen time did Draco Malfoy get?
I reckon 25 minutes total.
Okay.
I've recently watched them all.
Producer Anastasia?
With a stopwatch.
No, but I just think he doesn't have his, yeah.
Are we going for the percent or the minutes?
We've got two different minutes.
How many minutes?
I'm going to go
12. 12 minutes?
No, Draco Malfoy
gets a total
of 31 minutes.
Across all movies?
Yeah, and it's interesting,
25 of those minutes are
just him saying, Potter!
He's getting a lot of screen time
at the moment. He's big on TikTok,
and Tom Felton has had to reassure fans
that he's on the mend after collapsing
at a celebrity golf game this week.
I know, I saw this story, which was,
he talked about it, he's okay, isn't he?
He's okay.
He got photographed looking very, very unwell,
and he had to be helped off the golf course.
He was taken away in a golf cart.
But he's gone on the internet and he's released a video.
He said, don't worry, I'm all good.
In fact, he's sung a song about it.
He's so good.
Have a listen to this.
I'm on demand, officially.
And in case you were worried.
Don't you worry, cos Tom will be doing fine.
So don't you worry,
Tom will be doing fine.
Da-da-da-da, la-da-da, la-da-da.
Right, I've got to go now,
but thank you so much for all your help.
I'm on the road to recovery.
Are we sure he's okay?
You know what's better than talking about yourself in first person?
What?
Singing about it.
Oh, third person.
Third person?
Third person.
First person.
Third?
Well, I really stuffed myself up there.
No, you've got to go, damn, Bree really screwed that one up.
Bree, get it together.
Bree and Clint.
Welcome to a brand new game that we totally invented
and it's totally original and I didn't steal it off Hamish and Andy.
This is the Name Game.
And not like that other name game that we had
that didn't end up getting a name.
The name of this game is the Name Game.
Okay.
You'll be playing this afternoon and you'll be taking on Alana.
Hi, Alana.
Hi, Alana.
Hi.
What's your knowledge of celebrities like? Do you keep up with the on Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi, Alana. Hi. What's your knowledge of
celebrities like? Do you keep up with the
goss? I do, I do.
I like to click through the Instagram. Yeah, you're good
for this game. Brie knows a lot
of celebrities too. How this game works is
you guys are going to go head to
head. I'm going to give you a name, just a generic
name. The first person
who can name a celebrity
that has that name,
in their name, gets the point.
So like if I was to say Roger,
you might say Federer.
Yeah, exactly right. That's a famous Roger.
There's no buzzing in in this game.
You just call it out.
Obviously there needs
to be some adjudication
done in this game because
what if you say someone that you think is famous
but the other person doesn't know who they are?
Right.
So for this game, I'm going to get Anastasia
to be the adjudicator.
If she knows them, then it passes.
Okay, good.
I thought you were going to get Producer Ben
but he didn't know who Moby was.
No, I intentionally didn't get Producer Ben
because he didn't know the difference
between Nelly and Nelly Furtado.
It's not his thing.
He's got many other things.
Anastasia, you're our celebrity adjudicator, okay?
Wonderful.
Alana, you understand how the game works?
Yes.
All right, for the first round, for the first game of this,
I think we'll just play to first of three.
Okay?
First to get three points correct.
This game could be very quick.
It could be very quick.
I want to play to five.
Do you want to play to five?
Let's play to five.
Okay, I've got enough for five.
Here we go.
First to get five points wins it.
Ben, you can keep score.
There's a special job for you.
Okay?
Wow.
Yeah, good.
Here we go.
Don't buzz in.
Just call out an answer for it.
First name?
Ben.
Affleck.
It's a point to Brie.
Well done.
Oh, Anastasia, do you know who Ben Affleck is?
Yes.
Yeah, right.
Let's hope so.
Yes.
Celebrity number two.
Sally. Yes. Celebrity number two. Sally.
From Home and Away.
No one?
Sally.
Buzz it out.
Sally's a hard one.
The only one I came up with was Sally, Jesse, Raphael.
Who the hell is that?
She had that talk show in the 90s.
Never heard of her.
Your adjudicator would have been out of the game there.
I think it would have been easier to get Ricky Lake.
Yeah, Ricky Lake.
Well, that's a good one for next time.
That counts.
Okay, no point there.
Celebrity name number three.
Juliet.
Roberts.
Robertson.
Ooh, okay.
Roberts is incorrect.
That's Julia.
What did you say, Alana?
Robertson.
Juliet Robertson.
We're going to the adjudicator for that one.
Wait, I'm just going to search.
If you don't know them, you don't know them.
That's not how it works.
No, no, no, no.
I think this is the one I'm thinking of.
No, no, no, no.
Who's Juliet Robertson, Alana?
I have no idea.
I'm thinking of Julia Robertson.
I love Alana.
I love your game tactic.
You're like, sit quiet.
I could have landed on something. Just roll with it. Just roll with it. I love that. tactic. You're like, sit quiet. I could have landed on something here.
Just roll with it.
Just roll with it.
I love that.
Okay, I think we're going to play to three
just so we work out the kicks of this game.
You're making it too hard.
Okay, Jason.
Statham.
Derulo.
Derulo would have been great.
Bree got in there first with Statham.
It's two points to Bree.
Come on, Alana.
Let's go.
I'm coming.
Anna.
Winter. Kendrick coming Anna Winter Kendrick
You said Kendrick, you said Winter
Her name is Wintour
So I'm going to give that point to Alana
Yeah, there we go
Okay, two-one debris
No
Martin
Short
Yeah, I'm going to give you that point
Do you want to play to five?
Yeah, let's play to five.
You want to keep playing Alana?
Okay, I'm ready.
Come on, Alana.
Clear.
Gaines.
From Homeland.
Yeah.
That's the only clear that I had as well.
Pretty famous actress.
Yeah, you can win the game here then.
Last one we'll go with is Oliver.
Twist.
No.
Jamie Oliver.
Jamie Oliver will do.
Oh, well done, Alana.
So you can do first and last names.
Yeah, you can put it anywhere you want.
Very good.
Kelly.
Slater.
There you go. Bree's got the game. Oh, good. Okay, there you want. Very good. Kelly. Slater. There you go,
Bree's got the game.
Oh, good, okay,
there we go.
Same time next week, Alana?
Yeah, same time next week.
Yeah, come back next week.
I like Alana
just making up names
and hoping Anastasia
doesn't check.
Alana, you were great.
Come back next week,
we'll do round two.
Bree and Clint.
Just realised something,
we usually do this off air.
Producer Ben,
could you please get me
a clip of Will Smith's Switch, please?
The song?
I got this.
Oh, yeah.
That works too.
I was just thinking for the content, Switch.
Well, we'll get it.
It'll be a big surprise when it comes up.
Okay, good.
No one heard that, eh?
No, no, no.
Story out today about Will Smith and his lovely wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, after he's commented
on their relationship, their marriage. Are they monogamous? He has confirmed...
So he told you it'd be a surprise?
That was a surprise. Has confirmed that they are in an open relationship, has spoken in
detail about it, actually.
Wow.
He said Smith has revealed that he and his wife have an open relationship, that although
most attention was paid to Pinkett and obviously that relationship she had with that other
gentleman.
Yeah.
And they did a red table talk about it.
They both have had sexual relations with other people during their marriage.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, because she got dragged a bit when that happened.
And she was dating that young guy and still with Will
and there were the screenshots of him at the red table
because she made him go to the red table and talk about it
and everyone grabbed that clip where he was kind of crying
and looked like he didn't want to be there.
And everyone's like, look what you did to the Fresh Prince.
You broke him.
You big old sluzzer, you.
When in fact it's not true.
They've both got that understanding in their relationship.
Exactly.
So this is all done in an interview with GQ
and Will comments on how their relationship started out as monogamous.
They were monogamous, obviously, when they first got together, they said.
And he said he remembers that they were both miserable
and clearly something had to change.
So they decided to give open marriage a go.
I find that so interesting because I saw him,
I saw a quote pulled from this interview where he said,
neither of us could have a marriage that was a prison.
And I'm like, yeah, I've got that. I've got that quote. Interesting way to describe your marriage as a prison, neither of us could have a marriage that was a prison. And I'm like, yeah, I've got that.
I've got that quote.
Interesting way to describe your marriage as a prison, first of all.
I mean, if you feel that way, you feel that way.
But as someone who's not in an open relationship,
I don't think of my marriage as a prison.
Yeah, I guess it depends.
And I always try and see other people's perspectives,
even if it doesn't fit your mindset
but maybe they felt like, you know, being monogamous to one person
did feel like that and obviously they loved each other
and they still wanted to have a relationship and so it works for them.
You have to be very emotionally mature to make something like that work.
Like you have to...
I think you also need to be with the right person that also is built that way, the same as you,
that needs that from other people as well.
And if you meet someone that's like that as well,
then perfect, you can live that lifestyle.
But if you're with someone that doesn't have the same mindset...
Don't push it on someone else.
...makes it quite difficult, you know?
That's been the big...
You're right, that's been the biggest rumour about them for 20 years
that they're in an open relationship.
And he's come out and confirmed it, so there you go.
Yeah, and I mean, they've been together for a long time.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
And I've had friends who have talked to me after...
I had this one friend who came to me and she was like,
oh, just to let you know,
so you don't think that either of us are cheating on each other,
we've decided to give an open relationship a go
and they'd been married for 10 years.
In those situations,
I always feel like it's important to hear it from both of them, you know?
Yeah.
Because what if they've gone, oh, you don't need to tell Ange
about this hookup because we've got an open relationship now.
So just don't tell her.
Just don't tell her.
This didn't come after I saw one of them hooking up.
It was just a conversation.
Because you go, hey, I hear you and so-and-so are doing an open relationship.
We are bloody not.
Never mind.
Oh, weird.
I must have been thinking about someone else.
Sorry.
That's awkward, isn't it?
I thought we could ask people and open the conversation this afternoon
about open relationships.
Yeah.
Because it is this new kind of, it's not as talked about
as obviously a lot of other things.
And I feel like it is this new way of thinking in terms
of having a long-term relationship with someone or maybe short-term.
Who knows?
There's so many different aspects and different ways that you can live your
life and have your relationships.
And I'd love to talk to some of those people this afternoon that have
experienced an open relationship or are currently in one.
Or maybe you had a partner ask you for an open relationship and you were like,
no, actually, that's not for me.
I can't do that.
That's quite interesting too.
0800 dial ZM or you can text us at 9696.
We want to talk to people who have experiences with open relationships this afternoon.
Which doesn't mean the other person you found out was cheating on you with a bunch of people.
That's not open.
That's just them being a cheater.
They've just left the back door open in that situation.
But yeah, give us a call this afternoon.
0800 dial ZM or text us
on 9696. You can remain
anonymous.
We're talking open relationships
this afternoon. Yeah, Will
Smith has done an interview with GQ
finally commenting and
saying, yes, Jada Pinkett
Smith, my wife and I are
in an open relationship. Man,
his DMs are going to get flooded this weekend, aren't they?
Yeah, probably.
Everyone's going to come out of the woodwork.
It's quite interesting to have this conversation
because I feel like, you know, people kind of see it as a stigma
where they're like, oh, my God, that's crazy.
That's not for me.
Yeah, yeah.
Where it's kind of like, well, maybe it's just because
you've been conditioned to think a certain way
and monogamy is the normal way.
But I think certain stuff works for different people
and if we can give that a platform and talk about it
in like a really welcoming and understanding place,
then I think it's good.
I think some people are just fascinated by it too.
Not everyone's anti it. I think people are just fascinated by it too. Not everyone's anti it.
I think people are just curious and going, what is that like?
So that's who we want to talk to this afternoon.
Look, it took Jada Pinkett-Smith and Will Smith 20 years
to come out and talk about it.
So obviously there's not heaps of people that want to come on
and talk about it, but we do have someone who wants
to remain anonymous.
Hello, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Yeah, hi.
My name is John and I was just listening to what you guys
said on the radio about
polyamorous relationships and I just
want to say that you're all f***ed. Oh, okay,
John. Okay. Alright,
John. Not quite sure how that got
through. Sorry about that, everybody.
Right, anyway, let's
move on from that because
I'm not going to let that take...
Change the topic.
Switch it up.
I think John
is a little bit frustrated, isn't he?
I don't really understand
the point he was trying to make either.
We're not giving him a chance to say his point.
I don't really know.
You can text if you want.
Okay, there are texts you want to talk about?
Yeah, a few people have been texting through.
Someone said,
I've been married for 13 years
and been with more people than before.
As long as you are both honest and stick to your rules, all others were casual, never a relationship.
So I think it depends on, yeah, you obviously have to have the rules and have that understanding with your partner.
It has to be super honest or else, you know, stuff like that doesn't work.
Yeah.
You'd have to have incredibly open lines of communication.
The minute you start to get jealous,
you need to be able to go, hey, I don't like this one.
That's why it could never be for me.
I could never do it.
Because I'd just be like...
You're spending more time with them than me.
I'd just be super jealous.
I just can't help it.
What did you get them for their birthday?
Oh, it's better than the birthday present you got me.
What the hell?
This is why we wanted to talk to
someone who's in this situation so we can figure
all this stuff out. All we got was bloody
John. Someone said we
are in open throuple so there's
three of us. Someone else said
I'll happily talk on the radio
about my non-monogamy.
Screw John. I promise
I won't swear on the radio. That's
so lovely and thank you to all the people
Who are commenting and texting through
Supportive
Here's some information about one
It says
I'm engaged in an open relationship of 10 years
We talk before anything happens
Clothes stay on until everyone is happy
Wow that's interesting
One night stand
Oh no one night
No one night stands
That's it yeah Maybe that's just one of their rules.
I guess you've got to talk about it, right?
You can't call them from the bar and go, hey, babe, there's someone here
and I'm pretty keen.
I've had a few bevvies.
Is that sweet?
You know, they want to have a proper conversation about what it is first.
One of my friends that I know, they don't talk about it.
That is their rule.
I've heard about that too.
Yeah.
So they both have the understanding that they can, you know,
whatever rules they have.
But they're like, they don't talk about anything to do with it.
Yeah.
No names, no details, nothing.
I've got a friend and him and his boyfriend,
their rule is nothing comes into our house.
None of it happens here.
Yeah, that's another rule my friends have too.
And just let me know you're safe, but I don't want to know any details.
Yeah.
And maybe that takes the jealousy part out of it
because you don't know the details.
Yeah, yeah.
But I'd probably still think about it.
There we go.
And screw you, John.
Bloody John.
Go have a beer, John.
You seem quite angry.
Brie and Clint.
Time for the birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, birthday banger time.
This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was actually top of the charts on your 16th birthday.
We'll talk to Rhys first.
Hi, Rhys.
G'day, Rhys.
G'day.
How are you guys going?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, you're surviving in lockdown up there? Yeah, mate. How are you? Yeah, you surviving in lockdown up there?
Mate, I'm telling you.
Christchurch.
Yeah.
Oh, good place to be at the moment.
I'm not going to lie, Rhys.
Last weekend, I'm like, I have had enough.
And then I thought, I'm just going to get takeaways all day.
And, you know, it kind of helped.
Yeah, it does help a bit.
It relieves a bit of the pressure.
No COVID in the South Island and long may that last.
Rhys, let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
4th of October, 92.
All right, Rhys, you were 16 in 2008.
And on the 4th of October in 2008, this was number one.
She gives me everything I want.
I want everything I need. We can take it to the top. P-Money. 2008, this was number one.
P-Money.
That'll be all right.
That's all right, yeah.
P-Money and Vintada, you got a great birthday banger, Rhys.
Hold there, we're going to do one for Alice.
I saw that song live this year.
Did you?
Yeah, at the Popstars. Oh, Popstars?
Yeah, it was pretty cool to see, actually.
Did he get P-Money up or did he just chuck a USB on? Nah, just Vince. Yeah, right. But he killed it. Yeah, yeah, good. Let's go to Alice. Oh, Popstars? Yeah. It was pretty cool to see, actually. Did he get paid money up or did he just chuck a USB on?
Just Vince.
Yeah, right.
But he killed it.
Yeah, yeah, good.
Let's go to Alice.
Hi, Alice.
G'day, Alice.
Hi.
How are you guys doing?
I'm good.
That's good to hear.
Have you had a good day?
Yeah, it's been a long one.
What do you do for work, Alice?
I'm a dairy farmer.
Oh, I bet it's been a long one.
What time do you get up?
About four.
Jesus, you guys work hard.
How's the daylight savings adjustment going for you?
Oh, it was actually
my weekend off, so it wasn't too bad.
Yeah, yeah, right. Oh, so you didn't have
to do that extra, extra
hour like a lot of people, yeah?
Okay, what's your birthday, Alice?
It was actually yesterday, the 26th of September, 1990. Okay, what's your birthday, Alice? It was actually yesterday, the 26th
of September, 1990.
Nice, is that why you had the weekend
off for your birthday?
No, it just happened to fall on that weekend.
Lovely. Wait, yesterday was the 27th.
Have you missed a day?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, look at that.
That's classic Gary.
It was on Sunday.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
What day is on Sunday?
Just joking.
Father's Day.
All right, Alice, you were 16 in 2006,
and on the 26th of September, which was on Sunday,
this was number one.
You like that, Alice?
Is that good for you?
Yeah, no, that's good.
Sisters, sisters, it's good.
Bit of a jam.
Kind of an uplifting kind of song, isn't it?
Yeah, definitely.
It's a good tune.
We'll go to Tony.
Hey, Tony.
G'day, Tony.
How you going?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Oh, not too bad.
Feeling a bit old after those two.
Oh.
Well, usually, Tony, if you are a little bit older than them,
you'll have an even better song.
So let's check it.
What's your birthday?
15th of March, 62.
All right, Tony, you were 16 in 1978.
And on the 15th of March, your 16th birthday in 78,
this was number one.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Your 16th birthday in 78. This was number one.
Tony.
There it is.
I'm not going to lie, Tony.
One of my all-time favourite songs ever.
Anything to do with BG is pretty good.
You like it, Tony?
I do, yeah.
It's a stone-cold classic.
Watch this. Brie and I can do some non-verbal communication.
Absolutely.
Tony, you just
won Birthday Banger. Congratulations.
Brilliant. Nice work, Tony.
Didn't I say he
was going to have a ripping song?
This one's for Ross. Brie and Clint, sit in.
You can't tell by the way I use my
voice. Brie and Clint. Time's in him. Brie and Clint.
Time for the movie quote game.
Pick the quote from the movie.
Win the cash.
But can you pick the right one?
There's only one way to find out.
Quoting is against the law.
Piracy is a crime.
I mean, it's time to play.
Right.
You've never heard this game before.
It's pretty simple.
Before the show, Clint and I picked two movies.
Then we each record a quote from that film.
Yep.
All you have to do is try and guess one of the quotes we have picked.
And if you guess one out of four, you win the KFC.
You get four shots at it.
No one's ever got more than one.
You know?
It's quite a hard game to win.
It's quite hard.
But, Kirsty, you're going to give it a go.
Hi, Kirstie.
G'day, Kirstie.
Hi, Brie.
Hi, Clint.
Hello.
Okay, now, do you know The Matrix and Aladdin?
Do you know both those movies?
Fairly well, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect.
Well, just wing it, Kirstie.
Why not?
Just go for it.
Just give it a go.
Let's start with The Matrix.
I think that's a bit harder than Aladdin.
We'll start hard.
What's Brie's Matrix quote? Okay. First, I give you the Matrix. I think that's a bit harder than Aladdin. We'll start hard. What's Bree's Matrix quote?
Okay.
First I give you the finger,
then you give me my phone call.
Oh. That's a good quote.
Okay. Let's have a listen and see if you're right.
Ever have that feeling
when you're not sure if you're awake
or dreaming?
Ah.
Not quite.
You still get another go at it though.
What's my Matrix quote, Kirsty?
Okay, you take the blue pill
and you go home and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland
and you see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Oh, I love that quote so much.
Very iconic from the Matrix.
Is it the one that I pulled out today though? Let's find
out. You take the blue
pill, the story ends. You
wake up in your bed and you believe
whatever you want to believe. You take
the red pill, you stay in
Wonderland and I show you how
deep the rabbit hole really
goes. You got it Kirsty. Word
for word. You want to keep
playing to see if you can get more than one
and be the ultimate champion?
Hey, look, why not?
Yeah, let's do it.
What's Bree's Aladdin quote?
Do you trust me?
Oh, the magic carpet line.
Where Aladdin calls out to Jasmine and puts out his hand.
Step off the balcony, right?
It's that scene.
Okay, let's roll the clip, see if you're right.
The nominal cosmic powers.
Speedy living space.
No, she's going genie.
Yeah, I love the genie.
Okay, one more shot at it.
What's my Aladdin quote?
Okay.
Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince.
Classic.
That's a good one.
Great line.
Let's find out.
Do you trust me?
Yay!
Do you trust me? Nah. Do you trust me?
No.
You couldn't be the ultimate player.
But hey, it doesn't matter.
You still get the 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Very well done, Kirsty.
Thank you very much.
No worries.
This is a movie quote game.
A hard game to win.
Very, very hard to get more than one.
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