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Alright, yeah, yeah.
Hey guys, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast.
Hi Brie.
Hi guys.
Hi Claudia.
Hi.
Hi Ella.
Oh, she's doing waves.
Oh, she's off doing waves.
So.
I felt like I was on a kid's show then.
Oh yeah.
Are you ready?
Hi Clint.
Hi guys. I just want to bring this up there's a post that's
gone up in the brie and clint podcast family page oh no am i in trouble again no no no this is good
stuff this is good stuff um someone has shared their playlist which is called so shots which i
assumes means there's a playlist of when they want to start partying you know
and i just want to run you through a few songs that are on this playlist our city good time
banger right yeah tsunami great song um great song uh avicii and nicky romero i could be the one
banger great banger um fletcher is on there i know you're a big Fletcher fan, Bray. I am. The new album, Girl of My Dreams, is so good.
Megan Thee Stallion, who helped us out on the show
while Ella was in Europe, described her as gay Jesus.
Yeah, she is.
She's not gay Jesus.
That's Hayley Kiyoko.
Hayley Kiyoko from The Big Bang Theory.
No, Hayley Kiyoko.
That's her name, isn't it?
Who's that?
I thought gay Jesus with Jonathan Van Ness. That's lesbian Jesus. No, Hayley Kiyoko. That's her name, isn't it? Who's that? I thought Gay Jesus
with Jonathan Van Ness
from...
That's Lesbian Jesus.
Oh, Lesbian Jesus.
Yeah, Lesbian Jesus.
Gay Jesus is Jonathan Van Ness
from Queer Eye, isn't it?
Wait, go back to what Claudia said.
Who's that person, Claudia?
Hayley Kiyoko.
She's a singer.
You don't know her?
From Big Bang Theory.
Kaylee Kawoko.
That's Kaylee. No, no, no. Kaylee Kawoko. Kaylee. I know her. Yeah, she's pretty hot. You don't know her? From Big Bang Theory, Kaley Cuoco. That's Kaley.
No, no, no.
Kaley Cuoco.
Kaley.
I know her.
Yeah, she's pretty hot.
Haley Bieber.
Yeah, Haley Bieber.
Oh, I know Haley Bieber.
Yep, right, right.
Is it their daughter?
Halsey.
I thought it was pronounced Halsey.
Anyway.
I'm so mad.
There's one more song on there,
on this playlist,
which is fairly familiar.
It's this one.
Oh, that's a tune.
The old girl has still got life in her yet, the Hot Mess Express.
And it got me thinking, how many plays do you think this song
has had on Spotify, Bree?
The Hot Mess Express predates COVID, the song.
It must be beginning of 2019.
Does that sound about right?
I think that sound about right I think that sounds
About right
I want to take a stab
And say
80,000
You reckon we've got
80,000 plays
Of this song on Spotify
80,000 streams
On Spotify
That's my guess
Producer Claude
If you had to hazard a guess
How many plays
Do you think
That Hot Mess Express
Has got on Spotify
Oh gosh
It's such a good song
I don't know
I'll go up
Claudia Claudia have you ever I know I have Have you ever heard Oh gosh, it's such a good song I don't know, I'll go up Claudia
Claudia, have you ever heard that song before?
I actually have
But I've seen the video of you guys performing
And I wish I was there, it looked really cool
Why don't we even make a music video for that song?
Let's do it
We did
No we didn't, did we?
You made a video from Flo
Yeah we did
As the music video
Nah, there's no music video for that song.
What happens in the music video?
Yeah, there is.
The Vision team ended up making a video for it.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
There's some graphics and stuff, eh?
Yeah.
Did we put it on YouTube?
I can't remember.
Yeah.
Anyway, grand total.
Number of plays for the Holidays Express on YouTube
134,000
Thanks
Did I
Did I low-key
Hope that maybe it had hit a million
In the two years that I haven't checked
Yes
Oh my god, should we start a dance on TikTok
With that song and we'll just blow up?
How rich could we get?
How rich?
Who gets the royalties?
Is this going into the show budget?
Well, it goes linked to Producer Ben's account, RIP.
Yeah, half to Producer Ben, half to King's, I believe.
And before he left, he drew out the money that it had brought in
and we used it to pay for his leaving dinner.
I mean, it's smart but he'd been i mean he'd been earning interest on that money for the last three years so yeah and to be honest let's be real it was a joint collaboration yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
um yeah okay who do we get to come up with the dance
benny will do it um ella should we get ella to come up with the dance? Benny? Ella's back. Benny will do it.
Ella, should we get Ella to come up with the dance?
I think Charli D'Amelio.
Charli D'Amelio, that's a good option.
Speaking of Charli D'Amelio.
Kaley Cuoco, gay, lesbian, Jesus.
Wait, can I have a recap?
What's this?
Oh, no, we're not recapping this.
This is too detailed.
You can listen to the podcast.
Speaking of Charli D'amelio have you guys seen that she's on dancing with the stars at the moment
she's incredible is she still relevant um yeah i think in america they're trying to do different
stuff why would she be irrelevant her and dixie didn't they get like a reality show and everything
but are they relevant does anyone watch that oh my god what's the lifespan of relevancy i thought she
was like the most the biggest tiktoker in the world yeah i feel like 10 minutes in america
you know but like it's meh um don't breathe does she just do tiktok dances on dancing with the
stars you know what's so funny is no she doesn't but there's part because i just saw it on tiktok and i was like holy shit
she's so good like so good like it's next level but in this dance that she's doing that looks like
i think like the samba or the salsa or something there's like a section of it where she does do
tiktok moves yeah right well she has to right she had She had to. I mean, go look it up.
It's pretty good.
Claudia, she's got 147.3 million TikTok followers.
But is she relevant?
Well, I mean...
Did anyone watch that reality show?
No.
I did.
I'll give you a rundown.
I watched it as well.
What did you think?
The D'Amelio Family Reality Show. Yeah? The D'Amelio family reality show
The D'Amelio show I think it was called
I didn't finish it
It's very hard for them to have things to film
Because they just spent the whole episode
Of them at the pool with the girls
And it's like that's kind of boring
Yeah
I think they need to talk to the
Kardashian producers
where they create storylines within their real lives.
I agree.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Speaking of, has anyone watched the new Kardashians yet?
Yes.
Oh, no.
Lucy watched it.
It's so good.
It's horrific.
It is horrific, but it's so good.
Yeah.
The first episode is probably one of the saddest.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so sad.
And it's quite raw and you can tell that Khloe Kardashian
because she talks about Tristan Thompson and that whole thing.
It's really, really heartbreaking.
Isn't it, Claude?
It is.
It's really quite hard to watch.
Very, very sad.
He's a psychopath, right?
He totally is. Is he? Yeah. E, very sad. He's a psychopath, right? He totally is.
Is he?
Yeah.
Egomaniac.
You know what he did?
If you haven't seen, I mean, spoiler alert,
turn off now if you haven't watched it, but she talks about,
because obviously we talked about it on the show,
that at the end of last season it came out that he had gotten
another woman pregnant after him and Chloe had gotten back together
and then remember we talked about on our radio show the story broke that um she was pregnant
again yeah yeah with his baby anyway yeah that's right so it goes in she goes into detail about
how so it's a surrogate they used and it was about three days or four days before that whole story came out that he'd gotten another woman pregnant
and he was pressuring her and being like,
we need to do this IVF transfer and get this surrogate ready to go.
So he knew that he'd gotten another woman pregnant.
Yeah, he knew about that and then still made her go ahead with it
and then it all came out afterwards.
What an a-hole.
So you don't get that on Keeping Up With The D'Amelios, do you?
They spend the day at the pool.
Yeah, that's the kind of shit.
They need to get some people pregnant on that show
if they want to get their ratings up.
I mean, there was some drama, though.
One of them didn't put sunscreen on and it was crazy.
She got burnt. Okay, here's the podcast. Enjoy it. See you. Bye. some drama though one of them didn't put sunscreen on and it was oh it was crazy
um okay here's the podcast enjoy it see ya bye
well howdy pilgrim free and clint right now tradie verse lady free and clint
tradie versus ladies all right here we go the tradies versus the ladies. The tradies on 85 wins.
The ladies picked up a win yesterday.
They're on 71.
Let's meet our lady first.
She's 23.
She is from Tamaki Makoto, and she used to do scouts,
but now has a baby who is three months old,
so I guess you're a bit busy.
Welcome to the show, Stephanie.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, Steph.
I did scouts as well.
Have you got your scout blanket full of badges, Steph?
Yeah, I also got the Queen Scout Award.
Did you?
Oh, you made it to the top.
Yeah.
Well done.
Okay, you're taking on our tradie today.
That's amazing.
I got my badge taken off me because I sit the wood pile alight
in the back of the Scouts' house,
and they were like,
you're not getting your fire-making badge anymore.
Yeah, no, no, you're too good at fire.
We have to remove that badge from you.
Let's meet our tradie, the 37, the from the Tron,
and they're a courier driver with their dogs on board.
Welcome to the show, Andy.
Hi.
G'day, Andy.
How many dogs do you have?
Just one.
He comes with me every day to work.
That's pretty fun.
Oh, cute. That is a big
perk. Okay, Andy, your buzzer is tradie.
Steph, your buzzer is
lady. First to three correct answers
gets 50 bucks from KFC.
Good luck. Alright, here
we go, guys. Question number one. What is the
name of the cartoon character that
if he tells a lie, his nose will
grow? Yes, Andy.
Easy money. Well done. One to the lady.
Trades. Alright, question number two. Name the
international pop star coming to perform at the Eden Park for the Rugby
World Cup.
She's married to Taika Waititi.
I still don't know.
Lady?
Lady.
Yes, Steph?
Yes, Steph.
Is it Rita Ora?
Yeah.
It is Rita Ora.
She's coming to the country.
Can't wait for that.
That's going to be awesome.
Question number three.
We're one apiece so far.
How many sides in total would four triangles have?
Lady.
Steph.
Yes, Steph.
Three.
No.
Trading.
No.
Andy.
Andy.
Twelve.
Yeah.
It is twelve.
She's on the money.
Nice work.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Which band sings the iconic hit song Wonderwall?
Sing it for them, Clint.
And after all, you're my Wonderwall.
That one.
I said maybe.
No, no good.
That's Oasis.
We were looking for Oasis.
No points there.
Question number five.
What is the most expensive property to buy on a Monopoly board?
Trading.
Yes, Andy's in for the win.
Mafia?
She's got it.
Hey, well done Andy and Dog. You guys have got $50
cash coming your way thanks to
KFC. Thank you.
And you may be a lady but you've added
another win to the trading pile.
Well done. I know, I wanted to add it to the
ladies but oh well.
Bugger Andy, next well. Oh, well.
Oh, bugger, Andy.
Next time.
Brianne Clint.
Clint, I read this incredible story about this woman who has,
I believe it's a really rare condition where pretty much I think it's one in a million people have it.
Okay, right.
So her name's Danielle and she's 33 and she was born
with something called cleodocranial dysplasia,
which you may have heard of that condition before.
You nailed that.
Cleodocranial dysplasia.
I think I did pretty well.
Okay, all right.
I think I didn't do too bad.
Yeah.
Because obviously we all know Gatton Matazano
who plays Dustin on Stranger Things, he has the same condition
and essentially it's where it can affect your teeth, skull, spine,
collarbones and legs and you have all these different things
and rare kind of, I guess, modifications that other people wouldn't have.
Like, for example, she was born without collarbones.
She doesn't have them.
No collarbones?
Yeah.
So what it means is that she can literally get her two shoulders
and touch them together in front of herself, in front of her body.
I was trying to figure out what it would mean to have no collarbones.
You would, wow, okay.
So does she have like a shoulder area?
Like is there something to keep her T-shirts on
if she's wearing a V-neck or something?
Yeah, it's quite weird.
Like she looks pretty, you know, like a standard person,
but then she can actually, yeah, pull her shoulders together.
So she's like, it's really interesting actually
because you can't really tell from looking at her.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it's a pretty good party trick.
She says that there's only very few people around the world
that actually share this genetic condition
because it's passed on from person to person.
Right.
And they all have these like, you know, meetups once a year
and they show each other their weird talents that they have.
I like that.
That's pretty cool.
It's quite cool.
I thought we could ask this afternoon,
because that's quite unusual,
and she was born without collarbones.
I thought we could ask people,
0800DIALZM, what were you born without?
Ah, yep.
Like imagine if someone,
because there's people these days
that are born without appendix, aren't there?
Is there?
I know you can need to have it out pretty soon,
but can you be born without the appendix?
How would you know?
Well, that's the thing.
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure there has been cases
where people have been born without it.
But I'm sure there's a lot of different interesting things.
Call now, 0800DIALZM, or you can text us on 9696.
What were you born without?
I know a few people who were born without a sense of humour. Does that count?
Yeah, that
definitely counts.
Right now,
we're talking about a woman who has a one in a million
condition, which has left
her born without collarbones, Clint.
It's quite unreal,
to be honest, like the different
things that humans can live with
and I find it quite with. Live without.
Live without.
Yeah, exactly.
So we're asking you guys, 0800DIALZM, what were you born without?
Nicola's here.
Hi, Nicola.
Hi, Nicola.
What were you born without?
I'm actually born without a bile duct strain in my liver
and with no gallbladder.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Wow.
That's quite a few things missing, Nicola.
Yeah.
So did they figure that out?
Did they figure that out?
Condition called biliary treat.
Okay.
I was 32 days old and had an operation.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
And what, one operation, they were able to sort you out?
Have you been able to live a normal life since then?
Relatively, but more medical sort of care than most people.
But relatively speaking, I think people who are born with it
are one in four chances of surviving.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Incredible.
You're a miracle, Nicole.
A medical marvel, Nicola.
Your poor parents, that would be the most stressful thing,
to know that you have a baby that needs surgery that young, you know?
Yeah, that would be really, really tough.
There's so many texts coming through on this, really amazing stuff.
Someone texts through and they said,
I was born without getting half my baby teeth.
They came through as permanents.
So straight up adult teeth straight away.
Oh, that's terrifying.
Isn't it?
Because adult teeth are so much bigger than kids' teeth.
And my daughter is teething currently.
And those tiny things trying to push their way through are painful enough.
You imagine these big-ass adult teeth coming through.
Yeah, that would be so painful.
It would make teething way worse, wouldn't it?
Someone else said that I was
born without boobs. I mean, you know, I don't think you're born with boobs, but hey, we'll
take it. We'll take it. Susan's here. Hi, Susan.
Hi.
What were you born without, Suze?
Oh, it's actually my daughter.
Yeah.
So when she was born 14 years ago, she was born with cleft lip and palate, so she only
had half a nose and half a mouth. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
I've got a friend whose daughter was born the same way. This is what
Joaquin Phoenix has, isn't it, Susan?
I don't know. The actor Joaquin Phoenix
was born with cleft palate as well.
Yeah, and it's pretty major surgery they have to have to fix it up, right, Suze?
It is, yeah, definitely, yeah.
So she's had quite a few operations,
and before she turns 18 she can actually have a nose job, so.
Yeah, right.
You say that like it's a good thing.
Free nose job on the government.
How good.
Someone's texted and said,
my auntie was born without a bum hole.
We can't verify that text.
It could be true,
but the language used makes me think that person might be joking.
Someone else texted and said,
I was born without a father.
That is, look.
That's sad.
So long as you're laughing about it,
then we can.
Someone else texted through and they said,
my boyfriend was born without a brain.
Finally, Natalie's here.
Hi, Natalie.
Hi, Natalie.
What were you born without, Nat?
Both my kids have got a condition called extra-deckly,
so they're missing fingers and toes.
Oh, both kids?
Yep.
Wow.
Okay.
How many?
Hey, Natalie.
Yep. I've seen. How many? Hey, Natalie. Yep.
I've seen this condition on TikTok.
There's a girl that talks about it because she's got the same thing,
and she was born without her middle finger,
and she always talks about how it makes it really hard when she has road rage
and she can't give someone the finger in traffic.
My husband's got it as well.
Well, my ex-husband's got it.
He's only got one finger on one hand,
so you don't know if he's waving or if he's playing fingers when he's with Rory.
Which finger is it that he's got?
You actually don't know because with our daughter and our son,
they've got their pinky and their ring finger and that's it.
Yeah, right.
Right.
So interesting.
Pinky and ring finger.
Oh, yeah.
And then with their toes, they've only got their baby toe and their big toe.
Oh, my God.
And what's the name of that condition, Natalie?
Extrodactyly.
Extrodactyly, right.
Natalie, I want to know when they've only got those two toes,
does it make it hard for them to walk?
No, they can walk, but it's actually getting shoes for them.
So we currently get
shoes made in Wellington and
it costs $1,400
to get them made.
Oh, $1,400!
Geez. Yeah, and the government
pays for two a year. Two shoes.
Two pairs, I hope.
To the person who texted in and said,
my auntie was born without a bum hole. They've texted in again
and they said, no joke, she had to have surgery for it.
So it's a real text.
That is sad.
That is sad.
So many amazing people, to be honest.
And it's so interesting hearing about all these different things.
So we appreciate all your texts and calls.
Bree and Clint.
Time to head to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy.
From iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
This is huge, Dean.
Hayley Bieber has teased a podcast where she is going to explain
if there was any overlap between her and Selena Gomez.
Yes.
Hi, guys.
So tomorrow, the podcast is called Call Her Daddy.
Clint, you may not have heard of it.
Bree, you probably have.
I actually love it.
Excuse me, Dean.
I love it. I've got it in a bag, but I absolutely love it. Excuse me, Dean.
I love it.
I've got it in a bag, but I absolutely love it.
And tomorrow, Hayley Beaver is going to be the guest on the new season of Call Her Daddy.
Now, here's what's really cool about this is that Alex Cooper is the host,
and she really is very disarming, and people really open up with her. And one of the first questions she asks Hayley is, like, was there crossover, basically?
And Hayley turns and she says, i've actually never talked about this now just to give you a timeline
i want to give everyone a bit of a timeline justin and selena it was like announced that they'd broken
up in may may of 2018 yeah he was starting to date hayley two months later they were engaged
three months later and they were married in a in a court uh about five months later
so it was kind of like whoa didn't you just break up with like selena and now two months later you've
got this hot new girlfriend and three months later you're engaged to this hot new girlfriend so that's
where the crossover uh you know conspiracy theories came from we'll find out um hayley has
said in the past um like basically you know what what she said was they'd been seeing each other for a while
before they got together.
And we're like, wait a second, but if you do the math,
he was still with Selena, wasn't he?
So we're going to tomorrow.
Tomorrow, the answers will be there on Call Her Daddy,
which I thought no one had heard of,
but I realise now everyone heard of it.
Oh, it's one of the biggest podcasts in the world.
That's where that Nicki Minaj lyric came from, Brie, where she goes,
but I've got to keep an eye out for Selena.
That's what Hailey Bieber was saying.
I mean, if there was crossover.
I mean, that makes sense.
I mean, it's hard to tell with these things because, as we know,
when the news breaks that they've broken up like a celebrity couple,
it's probably not actually when they've broken up.
No, it's when the press release came out.
Okay, well, we have to talk about that tomorrow, Dean,
once that podcast comes out.
Bree and Clint.
This story is huge today.
There's a woman out of Dallas, Texas, whose name is Ronnie.
She's an Uber driver, and she has the most viral video
in the world today, Bree.
Yeah, I've seen this video.
She is an Uber vigilante is what I'm calling her,
where she is fighting
for people in
relationships rights to know
if their partner is cheating. She's fighting for the
cheaties. That's right. She
busted a cheater in her
uber. She's videoed her story
and it is going viral around
the world. Have a listen to Ronnie tell
what happened. Alright listen up all you
cheaters today i picked
up a guy his wife and his kids walked him out to the car said i love you daddy blah blah blah so he
gets in he says hi he goes i added a stop i said i saw that so we go and we pull up at the stop
this lady comes out she gets in and she's like i'm so glad you finally got away from your damn wife
okay so then he kisses her and it wasn't a hi how you doing kind kind of kiss. They continued to talk and this, that, and the other.
And she says, you know, I'm tired of you putting me off.
When are you going to leave?
Keep in mind, I was about five miles from his house.
Understand something.
If you are doing something crappy in my car, I have the right to handle it however I see fit.
I took him back to his house.
I drove up and made him and her get out of my car at his home where his wife and his
kids were. Pull some shit like that in my car and you're going to get done like that. It didn't end
well for him today, I'm sure, because both of them had their baggage and both of them were standing
in his front yard when I left. You ought to be ashamed of yourself and I hope you see this,
you piece of shit. Whoa!
I love how she was like they were standing in their front yard with their baggage.
Was it actual baggage or just emotional baggage?
Yeah, I think it was a bit of both, to be honest.
She's obviously dropped a grenade on that family by doing that,
but she's just gone, you know what, I'm not going to stand for this.
Was it her place to do that? I mean, arguable, but she obviously has a very clear moral compass
and she feels the need to stand up for it.
And at the end of the day, she gets to drive away.
She knows she's out at a cheetah.
She doesn't have to deal with any of the drama afterwards.
She literally drove away.
Do you think she thought, based on the conversation
between him
and his mistress, that he was going to do it anyway
so there was, you know, no real kind of harm in doing it earlier?
Oh, possibly.
Or maybe she thought that he was never going to do it
and he was just going to string her along the whole time.
Either way, she's gone, uh-uh, I'm not having a bar of this.
I want to know when he realised that they were headed back to his house.
And if he like, she like hits the central locking so he's trapped in there.
And he's like, let me out, lady.
Let me out.
You can't do this to me.
She's like, it's my Uber.
I can do whatever I want.
Let me out of the Uber.
You can't do this.
Please don't do this to me.
She's like, I put the child lock on, sir.
You're going nowhere.
Look, we might not get anybody calling for this
because it's a pretty dramatic thing to do.
But the question we're going to ask you this afternoon is,
have you exposed a cheater?
They weren't cheating on you,
but you took matters into your own hands and you went,
no, I'm not standing for this.
I'm going to call this person out.
I'm going to expose them to their partner
as the cheater
that they really are. You know, in my friend group, I had a friend once who kept telling this
really good friend of hers, your boyfriend is cheating on you. I'm telling you, I've seen him
do it. And then obviously he was saying, no, I'm not. I'm definitely not. So she made it her mission
to get video evidence of this guy cheating, and she did too.
I don't know how she did it,
but she ended up following him somewhere,
got the video and was like,
here's your proof,
and it ended not great.
But, you know, she was right.
She did what she felt she had to do.
0800 dials to them,
or you can text them into 9696 as well.
We want to know,
did you expose a cheater?
Bree and Clint.
It's Doja Cat on ZM.
Bree and Clint, it's woman.
The most viral video in the world today
is an Uber driver from Texas called Ronnie.
She caught a guy cheating on his wife in her Uber.
He waved goodbye to the wife and kids,
went to another stop.
The mistress got in the car
and she drove him and the mistress back to his wife's house
and kicked them out in the
driveway which we were like whoa bold call i won i mean i wonder what he rated her on uber after
that yeah someone texted and said hey that you guys are not right that uber driver is a karen
it is not her place to destroy a family she only knows a tiny piece of the story, which I mean, yeah, I know. Well, I think he already was doing a good job at that as well.
Look, if there's nothing sinister going on,
all she really did was drop them off on the driveway.
If it's all good, then he can explain it.
But we've asked you this afternoon, have you exposed a cheater before?
We've got an anonymous caller on the phone.
Hello, anonymous. Hey, how's caller on the phone. Hello, anonymous.
Hey, how's it going, girl?
Hi, anonymous.
You're in this situation at the moment
where you don't know whether you want to expose someone
who's cheating or not.
Is that right?
Yes.
I have a really good friend in Christchurch,
and her best friend has engaged to someone,
and she's flat out cheating,
tinder, everything, you name it.
She doesn't know.
I don't know her, so I don't know if I should get in the middle of it or not,
but I don't stand for cheating.
So he's your friend and his girlfriend is cheating on him
and you know about it.
Is that right?
No, so my girlfriend is best friends of the chick that's cheating.
Oh, you're removed.
You're a couple of stages removed.
Bree, what do you think?
I feel like you should probably stay the hell out of that one.
You don't really have a dog in the fight,
so maybe you should leave that one alone.
Bree, would you agree?
Yeah, I kind of feel the same.
I mean, I understand where you're coming from, though,
and when you know something and you kind of want to tell the person because it's, you know, the right thing
to do. But I feel like you're just that one step removed, so
maybe stay out of it. Yeah, but I mean, that's just our opinion. You've got to do what your gut tells you.
This person wants to be anonymous too. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.
Hello. Did you expose a cheater? Yeah, I had
a mate who was cheating on his girlfriend.
And they were going out for about a couple of years.
And so, of course, his girlfriend became a mate of mine.
Yeah.
And I knew, well, he kind of told me and the boys that he was, you know,
getting with other girls.
And so, you know, even though we were tight as a group,
like the bro code is there, but cheating is a shitty thing to do.
So I ended up telling her.
The other boys also agreed that, you know, we should do that.
I happened to be the person telling them.
Yes, anonymous.
Bree is slow clapping you for that.
I'm giving you the slow clap.
You're one of the good ones, anonymous,
because you need to hold your friends accountable.
You know what I mean?
And that's being a good friend.
And if he didn't want to be your friend after that,
well, I think that's a good thing
because you've done the right thing by him.
That's being a good friend and holding people accountable.
Bree's right.
You can't endorse that behaviour by saying nothing.
What did it do to the friendship, though?
Are you guys still friends?
No.
No, no.
He denied it at first when she confronted him and said,
hey, I've been told you've been cheating on me.
And he obviously said, no, you know, whoever's taught you is lying.
And then when my name got dropped, he couldn't deny it.
Oh, no.
Yeah. So awkward for him.. Oh, no. Yeah.
So awkward for him.
Last question, did their relationship survive
or did that break up as well?
They broke up and we stopped being friends with them as well.
He stopped talking to us.
He lost his girlfriend and his friends.
Yeah, yeah.
But she's matched with us still.
Oh, you kept her as a friend.
Oh, good.
I like that.
You're a good guy, Anonymous.
Well done. That's a happy ending. One more that. You're a good guy, Anonymous. Well done.
That's a happy ending.
One more call.
This person wants to be Anonymous as well.
Did you expose a cheater, Anonymous?
Yes, I did.
Go on.
Who was it?
It was my best friend.
We'd been best friends for six years.
Yeah.
She had just met this guy.
I was already dating someone.
I became friends with him through her,
and then I found out she was cheating because she kept messaging me going, oh, you know, I was just with this guy I was already dating someone I became friends with him through her and then I found out she was cheating because she kept messaging me going oh you know I was just with
this person this is how great it was I was like hold on this is not okay yeah um so I told him
and then I became closer with him and she was upset about that and then the next day I found
out my boyfriend was also cheating on me and they had been talking. Oh my God.
Yeah.
Wow.
It was unfortunate.
So obviously he split with her, I split with mine
and now me and her ex-boyfriend have been dating for almost three years.
That is such a classic story.
I reckon that happens so often.
Honestly.
Because you've got shared trauma.
You've got a shitty thing that happened to both of you
that you can bond over.
Not the best way to start a relationship, but you know.
No, but it works.
Six years, though, and not as being best friends with someone
and ending like that, that must have been hard.
Yeah, definitely.
She's just tried to get back in contact after three years,
but yeah, we'll see how that goes.
Yeah, fair enough.
Oh, good luck.
Thanks for telling us your story, Anonymous.
We appreciate it.
It's time for Google Down.
Google, are you down, down, down,
down, down, down,
down, down,
down, down, down, down,
What the hell? I think Google's actually...
Alright, this is where we try and find
the fastest Googler,
and you have to beat everyone in the studio.
Producer Claude and Producer Ella have messaged me before the show, Clint,
asking if they can use their laptops
because their phone internet is mysteriously not working.
Which is strange because I'm on the same internet
and mine seems to be working fine.
We obviously have a better phone than we do.
I reckon you let Ella onto her phone, onto her laptop,
but you give Claude no advantage.
I literally can't load anything.
It doesn't load.
Let's see.
I mean, I'll take it.
Well, it's up to the adjudicator.
Brie Thomasel, what say you, Brie?
You know what?
Claude starts on minus one point.
Nice. Yes. Yay one point. Nice.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Taking on Claude and Ella and me and Google Down is you, Josh.
Welcome to Google Down.
How you doing?
G'day, Josh.
How are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
Have you heard Google Down before?
I have, I have.
Okay, perfect, mate.
I'm rooting for you.
I really want you to take this out.
There's 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line.
Here's the rules.
I'm going to read out a question that I've put into Google.
That exact question, I'm looking for the answer that comes up first.
Okay.
If you're the first person to yell out that answer,
just yell it out when you think you know it,
then you'll get a point.
First to three points will take it out.
All right, Josh?
Sounds good. Let's do it. All right, Josh? Sounds good.
Let's do it.
All right, mate.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Everyone ready?
Claudia on minus one.
Pass.
What year was the brand Doc Martens founded?
1977.
Oh, my gosh.
1947.
1960.
Producer Ella is on the money. That is correct. Thank you. Nice work. Ella is on the money.
That is correct.
Thank you.
Nice work.
She's on the board.
Question number two.
Sorry, can I get a score update just quickly?
Oh, yep.
Score update.
Producer Ella on one.
Producer Claude on minus one.
Perfect.
Yeah, gorgeous.
We need to check that.
Thank you.
All right.
Here we go.
Question number two.
How long are platypuses pregnant for?
How long?
10 to 14 days.
One hour and 11 minutes.
That's correct, Claudia.
28 days.
Oh.
That is correct.
Claudia got that one.
I came up with directions to the nearest platypus shoe store.
Nice.
You can get some Doc Martens.
Yeah.
Amazing stuff.
All right. Producer Claude on zero, Producer Ella on one.
Come on, Josh.
Come on, Josh.
You can get this one.
Come on, Josh.
What happened?
Question number three.
What country is made up of the most islands?
What country?
Sweden.
Sweden.
Sweden.
Who was that?
That was Producer Claude.
Yeah, it was.
Oh, my gosh.
Producer Claude is on the board finally.
She's on one.
Sweden.
I was expecting like New Caledonia.
I was thinking Hawaii.
Yeah, something like that.
Sweden.
Yeah, I was quite shocked at that one too, actually.
All right, Producer Ella on one, Producer Claude on one.
Question number four.
What about Josh and I? What about Josh and I?
Sorry, you and Josh on zero.
But that's okay.
You can still come back.
Josh, we're the zero boys.
Yeah.
Question number four.
Who is the Prime Minister of Barbados?
Barbados.
Mia Motley.
Mia Motley.
That is correct, Claude.
But I said it faster than Claude, just after.
But I started it first.
That's ridiculous.
She was on the money.
I've got to give it to her.
Now I know how Josh feels.
This is hard.
Question.
That means Producer Claude's on two, Producer Ella's on one.
She could take it here, guys.
Here we go.
Without that handicap, she would have already won the game.
That's why it's important to start her on negative one.
Right, question number five.
We may even start her on negative three next time.
No.
Who invented Google?
Oh!
Lou Reed.
Larry Page.
And Sergey Brin.
Who said Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Who said Larry Page and Sergey Brin?
She's a cloud.
She's taken out the game, guys, again.
Far out.
This game sucks, eh, Josh?
Yeah, yeah.
Boo, this game sucks.
Hey, Josh, it doesn't all suck for you because I'm giving you the KFC.
Nice work, mate.
Oh, awesome.
Thank you very much.
When am I going to get the KFC?
No worries.
I got zero just like Josh. What do I get?
Nothing. This game sucks.
Lame.
Good game. I love this game.
Stupid game.
Have you seen that show that
everyone is talking about? It's everywhere
at the moment. It's called Monster
the Jeffrey Dahmer story.
I have seen it. I haven't seen the show. It's too much for me Jeffrey Dahmer story. I have seen it.
I haven't seen the show.
It's too much for me,
the idea of that
because it's too real.
I'm all good about,
I'm all fine with like
a murder mystery
but the Jeffrey Dahmer stuff
is real.
It actually happened.
It is so dark
and so gruesome.
Like probably one of the worst
things I've ever watched.
I couldn't watch anymore.
Like it's so gruesome.
I don't think that.
Like I can't even explain to you.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's real, like real bad.
But everyone is talking about it and everyone's talking
about Jeffrey Dahmer who, if you don't know who that is,
he was a serial killer in the 70s and 80s and 90s.
And anyway, because of this show, people are now calling out Katy Perry
with a controversial lyric from one of her songs from back in 2013.
Right.
So the song, we all know it because it was a massive hit,
was Dark Horse.
So you want to play with magic
Boy, you should know
It is massive.
It's a huge hit.
And if you remember correctly, rapper Juicy J does a verse on the song
and it's actually him that does the lyric, not Katy Perry.
And I'm going to play you the lyric that everyone is talking about
and they're saying, she should change it.
She should take it out of her song.
So let's have a listen to it.
She's a beast.
I call her Karma.
She eats your heart out like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Yeah, okay, right.
And if you've seen the Jeffrey Dahmer show,
you'll know why that's controversial, right?
I don't want to say exactly what this guy did
because there will definitely be kids listening.
But, yeah, it's a bit. Yeah. I don't want to say exactly what this guy did because there will definitely be kids listening.
It's so gruesome and a lot of people lost their lives and people are saying it's disrespectful and it's vile
and it should never have been in the song.
But you know what I hate about this?
I'm kind of like people are calling out Katy Perry,
which I mean, yes, it is her song.
She didn't even do the lyric.
It was Juicy J.
Yeah, well, people don't know how to find Juicy J.
That's the problem.
Katy Perry, she's right there on American Idol,
so they can call her out.
If you had a problem with it,
you should have said something in 2013
when people were actually still listening
to Dark Horse by Katy Perry.
I'm not about changing these things so far down the chain.
It exists.
It happened.
It was way over there.
It's a cringeworthy, the whole rap
verse is cringeworthy. The bit where it's like
Shorty's heart is on steroids
because her love is so strong.
I just...
There's lots of questionable juicy jay lyrics.
Yeah, just for being a shit rap lyric.
Yeah, exactly
right. Anyway, that's
the latest on the Katy Perry
song from 2013.
I didn't think we'd be talking about that today, but here we are.
There's a woman that is calling out her mother on the interwebs
and she's saying she's a name-pinching mum.
Wait, she's saying her mum stole the name?
Yeah, so this is the situation.
This woman is saying that she reckons her mum
has this uh habit of taking all these names that her kids are using to name their daughters or
their sons and she names all her pets after them that's psychopathic that's so these are the
different yeah this is crazy stuff this is is the different situation. So the first one was apparently her sister-in-law gave her child
a fairly uncommon name, right?
And then apparently the mum adopted a dog a year later
and gave the dog the exact same name.
Wait, after the kid had already been born?
Yes.
And named?
Yes.
No, that's crazy behaviour.
I thought you were saying they were letting the mum know the ideas
for names early and she's like, oh, that's cute, rushes out,
gets a cat, names the cat that name.
But to do it after the baby's been born and named, that's crazy.
It's even more wild.
It's funny you say that as well because the mum has also done that
where she had been telling her mum the particular name she would name her son once she,
you know, if she'd ever were to have a son, she would name it this name. So apparently years later,
her mum adopted a cat and gave the cat that name. She's like, you ran out of time. I gave you ages
to have a son and you didn't have one. So I'm going to go with it. Yeah. The daughter's fed up with it.
She said, you know, Mum, this is a bit of a pattern,
and you need to acknowledge it.
The mum says, I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm just giving my pets names, and just so happens they're the same.
You can't give a dog the same name as your grandchild
because, one, it's confusing
because when the grandchild comes over and you're like, Billy, dinner time
and the kid comes running in for dinner
and you go, not you, my dog.
That's confusing.
I mean, unless the grandchild's name is Scruffy,
then I mean, that works.
Fluffy the grandchild.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think it is though.
But also just the weird thing about giving a dog,
yeah, mum's crazy.
You'd stop letting mum in on your secrets.
She's lost her trust card in that situation.
Well, you know what a power move would be?
What I would do is I would get a dog and I would give it my mum's name.
That'd be the best situation, you know?
You'd be like, there's a bit of your own medicine.
Get a female dog, otherwise known as a B.
Exactly. I thought we could ask people this
afternoon on 0800 dial zm has this happened to you has someone snaffled a name from you yeah
this is why you don't this is why you don't share your baby's name before it's born because
sometimes people do it subconsciously like you'll tell them once and they'll think they've forgotten
about it and then the time will come for them to name something, be it an animal or
their own baby, which is worse because then the name is
really gone. Or maybe they just out and out took it. They're like, yep, great name.
Got to use that before the baby's born. So they just get in and take the name. Would you be
annoyed? How close would you be annoyed? Would it, obviously
sister or brother,
if they've stolen your name, you can't use that name anymore because it's in your family. But
what about like a colleague? What if a colleague did it? I would think less of that colleague,
but it wouldn't stop me using the name. If that's the name that we loved, it wouldn't stop me. I
just go, cool, well, that person's not part of our life. Yeah, true, because you can always get them fired
and then they're off, you know, onto other endeavours.
All right, 0800 dials in.
I don't have the ability to get people fired around here.
If they told you, you can do that.
Oh, I wish I could.
That'd be such good power.
Imagine having that power.
People can call through now, 0800 dials in.
Or text us on 9696.
Who snaffled a name?
Yeah, who poached the name?
What was the name?
And did you still go through and use it?
We'd love to hear your stories.
We can keep your name out of it if you want.
We're asking you, did someone steal a name?
Maybe it was the future babies you were envisioning
and you were going to name them Marie and Jasper
and then your friend stole the names and named her kids that.
Just quickly, are those names that you have in mind, Marie and Jasper?
Yeah, don't steal them.
Those are your kids' names, are they?
Yeah, they're my kids' names, yeah.
Oh, Marie and Jasper.
Jasper, I mean, they're pretty good names, aren't they? Yeah, great and Jasper. Jasper. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they're pretty good names, aren't they?
Yeah, great names. It was all I could think of off the top of my head, all right?
Okay, I'll come clean.
You talked about this lady whose mum has a habit of naming her animals
after her children's children, so her grandchildren,
which kind of taints the name.
It's also a really weird thing to do.
Someone texted and they said,
what would the ultimate power move be to have another child
and then name that child after your mum?
And then your mum has to name her next dog after herself.
Oh, that's so good.
That's evil.
Stay toxic, people.
Stay toxic.
So we want to know who stole or just ruined the name for you.
Debbie's here.
Kia ora, Debbie.
Hi, Debbie.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good, thanks, Debbie.
Tell us, who was it that stole your name, Debbie?
I didn't.
I stole the name.
Oh, tell us.
Debbie, you name thief.
Go on.
Me and my cousin were pregnant at the same time,
and she ended up having a girl,
and I ended up having a boy,
so I stole her boy's name.
The name she didn't use because she ended up having a girl.
Yes.
Did your sister end up going on to have a boy later on?
No, that was her last baby.
Did she know that that was going to be her last baby when you stole it?
No.
Debbie, how did she feel about it?
Did you guys have a bit of a discussion or what?
No, we were sus.
You were sus?
Does that mean you were good or you were bad?
Yeah, we were good.
Okay, good, because you were sus could mean both things.
Yeah, that could mean a lot of things. Okay, Debbie, good on you for owning it, I guess.
You pushed ahead, you got the name that you wanted.
Hey, there's a text that's come through.
Listen to this one.
My brother and sister-in-law stole my firstborn's name
and named their son who was born
six months earlier, Edward. It's a
family name after my pop,
the nerve of them. We still went
ahead and named our boy after my pop
as well because we had been
planning it for years.
And then
she said, so now we have two boys born six months apart
who share the same name.
We don't see them often.
Well, it's quite a regal name.
Just have Edward I and Edward II.
You know, you're good to go.
Just roll it that way.
How confusing within the family being like, oh, you know,
Edward, I mean, like, which one?
This person wants to remain anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Good, how are you? Whose name did you steal or did you have
a name stolen from you?
I had a name stolen kind of so
I was with an ex about 10 odd years ago
and we talked about kids and
what names we'd want and that sort of thing
and we sort of liked the first name together
and then the middle name was going to be one of my
family names if it was a boy.
And we ended up separating and all that.
We both got together with different people and had kids
and we both had our first boys this year.
My boy is older, but we decided not to go with the names.
We decided to go with a different first name, but same middle name.
Yeah.
And then she had their kid a few months later and used both names.
The nerve.
But have you stayed in touch though?
Like does it really matter?
Oh, no, no.
I haven't been in touch at all.
I just saw her over Facebook and it was just, yeah.
Names are hard to come up with.
When you come up with a good name, you've got to stick with it, you know?
And I think that's why people steal them sometimes
because someone's done the hard mahi to come up with a good name
and then you hear it and you go,
shit, actually, that is a really good name.
I know he's going to hate me for this,
but I've got to get in there.
I've got to steal that name.
Yeah, I feel like as long as there's enough, you know,
distance between the person that you're stealing the name from,
then go for it.
I mean, if it's close, like your sister-in-law
or your mum or your cousin,
then, I mean, that could get a little bit spicy.
Alright guys, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Wednesday. Three people, what was
number one on their 16th? We'll find that out and then we'll play our favourite one.
Megan's here first. Kia ora, Megan. G'day, Megan. How are you?
Good, thanks. How are you?
Yeah, not too bad, Megan.
How's your hump day?
Um, we're stuck in traffic at the
moment, so not so great.
Oh, boo. Well, let's see if we can get you
moving with a birthday banger. What's your birthday?
Uh, 23rd of
November, 1994.
Alright, Megan, that means you were 16 in 2010
And on your 16th birthday
This would have been number one
Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colors burst
Make a fire
Banger
Banger
Banger
Banger
Katy Perry's got a lot of bangers
That's a top five Katy Perry song for me
For sure Yeah You agree Megan? Yeah definitely Banger. Banger. Katy Perry's got a lot of bangers. That's a top five Katy Perry song for me.
For sure.
Yeah.
You agree, Megan?
Yeah, definitely.
We're currently having a dance party.
Nice.
Okay, you got a good birthday banger.
Not everyone gets a good one.
You did.
Let's go to Bailey.
Kia ora, Bailey.
G'day, Bailey.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
How's your day going?
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, good to hear, Bailey. It sounds like you're very relaxed.
Yeah, pretty calm, pretty calm. Finished my heat, so, you know. Good man. Yeah. Nice,
Bailey. I love it. Well, what's your birthday, mate? 20th of June, 1998. All right. That
means you were 16 in 2014. And on the 20th of June in 2014, this was number one.
This is such a great song.
By Ella Henderson.
Has she won her Wonderbrite?
Yeah, I feel like she was.
She won the X Factor UK, I believe.
Yeah.
Do you know this song, Bailey?
Yeah, of course, man.
I've been pumping it out.
It's a banger, eh?
Yeah.
It's a great one.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Wait there.
One more birthday banger for Matt.
Kia ora, Matt.
Kia ora, Matt.
How are you? How's your day been, Matt?
Oh, not too bad, not too bad.
You sound like you've had a bit of a tiring day.
Oh, I'm still going.
Still going.
Well, let's see if we can get you through.
What's your birthday?
20th of September, 2002.
All right, Matt, that means you were 16.
Not that long ago, back in 2018, and on your 16th birthday,
this had a number one hit.
Khalid and Benny Blanco, Eastside.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Not for you, Matt?
No, no, not for me.
I love the brutal honesty of it.
Matt, I love it.
It's a good song, I think.
I don't think it's a birthday banger, though.
Not a bad song.
Yeah, just no.
Matt has said nothing but no.
Matt's just like, just no.
Matt, just checking, was that a yes for that song?
That was a no.
No, okay, no.
No.
Oh, it was a no. God, right. no. No. Oh, it was a no.
God, right.
Got it, got it, got it.
So Matt likes it.
I'm voting Ella Henderson.
Matt wants to vote for Benny Blunker, I think.
That's what I'm picking up from him.
He's got a dodgy line, but I think he wanted Eastside.
Yeah, I think he did, but I'm going against him.
Even though Matt loved that song, I'm going Ella Henderson goes.
I absolutely agree.
Bailey, the most relaxed man in New Zealand.
Congratulations.
You've just won birthday banger.
Oh, bless up, bless up.
Bless up, bless up.
Get it in you.
Yeah, Bailey.
Here's your birthday banger.
I keep going to the river to pray
Because I need something that can wash up
Hey, the night moans
I'm sleeping all these demons away
But your ghost, the ghost of the awake, gets me awake
Brie and Clint
You get me awake
I keep on getting lost
I'm getting lost away
Cause I need something new to get me
And I'm lost I'm slipping all these demons away.
Zeddy and Bray and Clint.
From 2014, Bailey's birthday banger is Ella Henderson and Ghost.
We sang before, was she a one-hit wonder?
We were trying to figure it out, Bray.
She does guest vocals on quite a few songs,
and she was on this song, which was big on the last season of Love Island UK
Oh banger
with David Guetta
and Becky Hill
who performed in the villa. She performed this
song but she didn't
take Ella Henderson with her which is
unfortunate. Yeah dog move by
Becky Hill to be honest. Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's here.
There is a tour rumoured to be coming to Auckland.
I have not told Brie about this.
I'll let you do that, Dean.
Hi.
Hi, Dean.
Okay, I need everyone wherever you are.
Hi, guys.
I need everyone.
If you're driving your car, I need you to pull over.
If you're at work, I need you to quit your job and listen up because Beyonce
is likely, very, very likely coming to Australia
and New Zealand. That is the rumor here in Hollywood today. Now, I know
this is so wild. Now, of course, her new album, Renaissance, has come out.
It has been killing it. I know for sure with a little inside script in Hollywood
here that the music and all the visuals are coming out very, very soon.
She's just finished shooting them.
That's a massive inside scoop from someone really close to the production.
And she will then, of course, announce the tour
because always that's how they make the money.
It's the tour that they make the money from.
And Beyonce is apparently coming to New Zealand and Australia.
That's the goss.
That's the rumor.
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited about this.
It's something that I've regretted for like 10 years.
Back in the day, she toured and I was a student, didn't have any money,
and the tickets were so expensive.
And I was like, I just can't afford it.
And then I was worried I was never going to get to see her,
but I will be trying to get tickets like there's no tomorrow.
What about you, Clint?
They will be so expensive.
But going to see Beyonce live is what convinced me that she is one of the
greatest performers and artists of our generation.
Like before that, everyone's like, yeah, she's great.
She's great.
She's great.
I didn't get it until I saw her live.
And then once I saw her live, right, Dean, once you see that show,
you go, she's beyond compare.
She's unbelievable.
You get it.
It's like, how does she sing like that and hit every single dance move
at every single beat and be that hot?
So the time that I met her, I met her once, right,
and her bodyguard, like, scared the life out of us.
He said, don't hug her.
Don't touch her.
Don't kiss her or anything like that.
She was on tour.
And I was like, we're all so scared.
And then this radio station that I was working for,
you had to eat raw meat to meet her.
It was called eat flesh to meet her in the flesh.
And they said, do not tell her.
They said, whatever you do, do not tell her how you won the ticket.
And you know the first thing Beyonce said to us?
How did you win the ticket?
And the whole room, mute, mute, mute.
We couldn't touch her.
We couldn't look at her.
We couldn't speak.
She's just like, okay, tough crowd.
But she was gorgeous.
Oh, my God.
That is such a great story.
Well, maybe we'll get to eat some raw meat again when she gets here next year.
Bree and Clint.
We do love a study on this show, and this one is all about
how people see male appendages and what that means
for their personality.
How people see male appendages and what that means.
Yeah.
Right.
So when I say like mainly ladies, when they look at certain traits
about male appendages
and what they think that means about that particular man's personality.
So is this a direct link or is it like what they suppose?
You see a guy who behaves like this and you imagine that he has this certain kind of thing?
No, the other way around.
This personality trait directly relates to this size thing.
No, so let me tell you how they did it.
It'll be easier.
So what they did, they got 106 college students together,
mostly females, and they asked them to take a look
at 24 different DPs.
Right, okay.
Consensually.
Consensually.
They didn't surprise them with 24 DPs in their inbox out of the blue,
like, ah, another one.
Yeah, exactly.
No, it wasn't that kind of study, thank God.
Look, and these male appendages varied all in different sizes and shapes
and all, you know, the good things.
Colors.
And once the colors, shapes, all that stuff,
once they had a look at the pictures,
they then had to answer all these different questions about what they thought that person was like based on their penis.
Okay, right.
So it's, okay, cool.
So this is what they pretty much derived from the study.
So it was concluded by the students that men with, would you say, wide appendages are perceived to be more sexually active and good in bed.
Well, that seems standard, doesn't it?
Yep.
But then the study revealed that men with longer ones were deemed
even more attractive and more extroverted
compared to those with shorter ones.
Right.
Longer over wider.
Yeah, that's apparently what the study's saying.
But let's, I mean, you know, we could have told you that.
This is where it gets quite interesting.
So this study said that having a narrow male appendage means
that you were perceived to be more neurotic.
Right.
And when they say narrow, do they mean thin
or do they mean like tapered like a carrot?
I think they mean thin.
I think, but I'm not sure.
Then it got into the nitty-gritty where it talked about
and showed the ladies ones with hair and ones without hair
and ones in between.
Right.
So what does a hairy one mean?
So apparently it was judged quite – so apparently if it's fully like bald
down there that people thought that those people were more introverted.
Okay.
I mean, sorry, they were more extroverted.
No, I was going to say, surely that's an extroverted one
because they're giving it a haircut so they can show it to people.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
People with long hair apparently they thought were more introverted.
Yeah, because the hair makes your thing look like it's inverted, right?
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, I don't know how science-y this study was,
but I could have told you pretty much all of this without doing the study.
Yeah, I've just got a question for you, Bree.
What does it say about a short, thin one with a big bush?
Just asking for a friend.
Oh, are we still talking about the same things?
Bree and Clint.
That song is called Unholy and it is all over TikTok, baby.
You know when you hear a song
on the radio now
and you're like,
shit, I already know this song.
How do I know this song?
Oh, that's right.
I've been served it
48,000 times
on my For You page already
because of TikTok.
Can you imagine being
one of the people
that actually is,
you know, the person
that comes up with the dances on TikTok and not just one of the people that actually is, you know, the person that comes up with the dances on TikTok
and not just one of the people that jumps on the trends?
You can be that person if you want to.
No, I don't think I can.
No, you can.
That's how it starts.
Yeah, yeah.
Lance Savali came up with some, so you could come up with some.
That's right.
He sure did, but he's a professional dancer who's danced for J-Lo and Rihanna.
Me, I have white girl rhythm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, that's really good.
Well, it's either you or me, mate, and I reckon it should be you.
We'll talk about it.
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