ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 29th April 2021

Episode Date: April 29, 2021

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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. This is going to be very short because we have to go. Turbo intro edition. Bree's got to go to the RuPaul's Drag Race party launch. Yes. I didn't get invited. I'm not angry about it. You did get invited. I did not get invited. How did you not get invited? You interviewed or we had Michelle Visage on the show.

You fucking tell me, Okay? You tell me. Because I honestly, honest to God, for three hours I pretended to know who that woman was. Wait, what's Anastasia? Anastasia? I got invited twice. Yeah, what the? You got two invites. Ben, did you get invited?

Yeah, I did. I could have actually given you one of my invites. Sorry, Matt. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I could have taken you as my plus one. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I could have taken you as my plus one. I don't want to go. I don't want to go.

Anyway, Bree's got to go to that. And Anastasia too, apparently. Ben, are you going? Nah. Good. We've got to stick together. Yeah, the boys. Nah, yeah, the girls.

Yeah, the girls. And we've got a work party too. We've got some survey results today. We've got some ratings. And now we get to go and have a party because the ratings weren't good. So we're going to go and toot our own horn for a bit. Do we not party if the ratings are bad? Oh no, no it's not partying, it's commiserating.

You can actually hear them. True. Oh yeah, you ready? That party's been going on for the last three hours and we haven't been able to... This is torture, sitting in here and watching the party. This is why this is a turbo intro. They've run out of wine.

Have they? I love how everyone has moved outside to vape. Yeah. What's Anastasia doing out there? Anastasia! Guys, no, my family actually thinks I'm very part of this. Look, she's got a cordless mic. Anastasia!

Anastasia. Come back inside. Anastasia. It's cold. She's disappeared in a cloudless mic. Anastasia! Anastasia. Come back inside. Anastasia. It's cold. She's disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Oh, no, sorry, not smoke, it's vape.

Alright, guys, come out and join me, mate. Alright, let's wrap this thing up. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye, guys. Bye, babe. See ya.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show

It's business time Business time? Yeah, say that What business? Well you've got a business blazer on. So I assume you're here to do business today. Bree means business. You know, as the great philosopher

Tiesto once said, let's get down, let's get down to business. Didn't he follow that up with, you've got one more night, one more night to get there? Yep, exactly. And that's exactly what I thought about yesterday when I dispatched the entire pod squad out on the streets of Auckland this morning where we tried to track down as many packets of pods which have been discontinued here in New Zealand

because we've got something big planned for tomorrow, Clint. How many packets did we get? Were we successful? Did we even find any? Well, we'll tell you later in the show. Pop Squad. That's right. Where's your uniform?

I told you to wear all black. Oh, I thought you were joking. Now I look like a puppeteer. I've got black undies on. I'll put them over my face. Today on the show, we are adding one more thing to our cart.

Today's for the boys. It's the Lads, Lads, Lads edition of ZDM's Add to Cart. I'm just looking though. Girls would enjoy that. Girls would enjoy that. Girls would enjoy that. Girls would enjoy that.

And girls would enjoy that. So it is Lads, Lads, Lads, but they're very unisex prizes. I feel like this is nearly Girls, Girls Girls Girls. Well, it's definitely up my alley, that's for sure. Yeah, one more item going in that cart. It's already very good.

The last thing is very, very good. We'll put that in at 4 o'clock. Benny's on the show with us this afternoon too. We've got some tickets to her new tour. She's coming in just before 6 o'clock. But we're going to start the show with Tradie vs Lady this afternoon. That's right. If you want to play, $50 up for grabs.

We need a tradie and a lady to play. 0800 dial ZM. Here he is, the great philosopher himself, Tiesto. What a coincidence. What a coincidence. As I shake my collar of my blazer.

Bree and Clint. Let's get down, let's get down to business. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, $50 up for grabs in a trivia-based quiz. All you need to do is beat out your opponent.

Are the scores up to date? I think so. Yeah, good. It's ladies, 35 games. Tradies, 26 games. Been 10 games apart. Yeah, the boys need to pick it up. So let's meet, oh, it's not a boy, oh, it could be.

Actually, today our tradie is 30. They are from Wellington and they snapped their leg in half a few years back. Please welcome to the show, Jesse. G'day, Jesse. Kia ora. Oh, you are a fella. I am. Okay, very good.

Jesse, how'd you break your leg in half? I got hit by a fella. I am. Okay, very good. Jesse, how did you break your leg in half? I got hit by a car. Oh! You don't say, I got hit by a car so casually. How did you get hit by a car? Well, we weren't going too much deeper, but it was a hit and run. Oh. What sort of car was it?

Oh, well, not in a clean, mate. All right. Are you okay? I always imagined it would hurt more to get hit by a Ranger than it would to get hit by a Ford Focus. Yeah, I think it was like some little car anyway. Are you okay now, Jesse? I'm all right now.

I still play rugby in it. Oh, man. Good to hear. He's here to win. He's taking on our lady. She's 32, and she walked down the aisle to her birthday banger. How cool. Amazing.

Robin, what was it? It was Beautiful Soul by Jessie McCartney. Did we pick your wedding song? We've talked to her before. Yeah, but you didn't pick me to win on the day. How did we not pick Jessie McCartney? I love that song.

You really showed us, Robin, didn't you? Okay, here we go. Your buzzer, Robin, is lady. Jessie, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers takes home $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. This week we were told that a popular chocolate confectionery item

will be discontinued and no longer available here in New Zealand. What was it? Lady. I'm going to go Robin. Robin, just. It was pods. It was pods. Very nice work. One to the ladies. Supp'm going to go Robin. Robin, just. It was pods. It was pods. Very nice work.

One to the ladies. Supplementary question, Robin. Do you prefer Snickers or Mars pods? Snickers. Me too. Weird. What about you, Jesse? Oh, no, it ain't nothing to be fair.

Fair enough. You can't anymore. One to the ladies. Question number two. Who is the Kiwi artist who just announced the tour with the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra? Is it Lord, Benny or Broods? Benny.

Jesse. I'll go with Benny. Benny is correct. Good guess. Well done. He is on the show with us later today. We've got tickets. Question number three.

One apiece. The movie Milo and Otis involved what two types of animal? Tradies. Yes, Jesse. It was my favourite movie as a kid. It was a pug and a cat, wasn't it? It is. It is a cat and a dog. Well done, Jesse.

Very cute movie, but sad as well. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. New Zealand has vaccinated less than 5% of our total population. How do you spell vaccine? Trady. Jesse, for the win. For the win. V-A-C-C-I-N-E. He's got it.

Flooring one back for the tradies. Well done, Jesse. We've got 50 bucks for you. Thank you. Nice work. Sorry, Robin. Felt like she was there. Jessie was just too good.

Just too good. Bree and Clint. Look, something that we've talked about on our show before is rather large babies. Big babies. I hate that sound effect so much. If you I hate that sound effect so much. If you also hate that sound effect and you want Clint to delete it,

please text us to 9696 saying please delete. I love the big baby sound effect. I hate it. I don't think I love it more than how much I love how much you hate it. You just like to annoy me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've shown your weakness. You annoy me and you know what happens.

Well, there's been a new record-breaking baby that a lady has had over in the UK. Right. This is exciting stuff. I'm keen to hear about record-breaking babies. I was a big baby, so I always enjoy this. No, we're not talking about now. We're talking about when you were born.

No. I was a large infant. How big were you? I was nine pound three. Nine pound. All right. We got to do. Hold on.

Oh, don't do kilos. Pounds. Don't do kilos. Kilos. No one knows kilos, do they? What do you use in every other facet of your life? No, I know. But there's certain things where you just randomly like height.

No, yeah. See, that one will never die. So people tell you just randomly, like height. No, yeah, see that one will never die. So people tell you that they're 183 centimetres. It's like, just tell me how many feet you are. Nine pound three. Nine pound three. Yeah. To kgs. Is that what you're doing?

Over four kilos. Yeah, good. Yeah, pretty heavy baby. Big baby. That's the last time. That's the last time. You better be the last time. That's the last time. You better be the last time. A mum has given birth to a baby believed to be the second biggest baby girl ever born,

ever born in the UK, weighing in at an eye watering. How much do you think? 13 pounds. It's close. 12 pounds, 14 ounces. You've got to let me play the thing for that. It's close. 12 pounds, 14 ounces. You've got to let me

play the thing for that. That's a big baby. You've got to let me. You've got to give me just one, just one, just one, just one,

and then I won't play it again. You said, you promised. Yeah, I know, but now I'm asking permission. Just one, just one. Last one today.

This is the last one. Today. Last one. Yeah. Say the size again. 12 pounds, 14 ounces. Big baby.

She gave birth on 16th of April and she, so apparently the record breaking baby in 2012 actually came in at 14 pounds, four ounces. Far out. So it's only the second biggest baby, but I mean, pretty good. For all you kilo nerds out there, a 12 pound whatever Bree just said. 12 pound 14 ounces. Oh, sorry 12 pound 14 ounces. Let me adjust the scale.

12 pound 14 in kg is 5.8 kilos. Whoa! Now, this is why I like to, because that's hard to imagine. Not for me! Yeah, right? Not for me! Now, this is why I like to, because that's hard to imagine. Not for me. Yeah, right?

Not for me. So here's what I... I can picture it. Here's how I picture kilos. You know the value metric blocks of cheese you get from the supermarket? Like the big blocks? Don't ruin cheese for me. Don't you ruin cheese for me. Don't!

It's one kilo. Don't! How's that going to ruin cheese for you? It ruins it, because now every time I get a kilo block of cheese, I'm going to think, oh, I'm going to have to push this outside myself one day. Yeah, imagine if you had to push six of those out of you. Exactly! That woman gave birth to six volumetric blocks of cheese.

They're so heavy, too, those blocks of cheese. But here's the other thing about birth. She didn't give birth to them one at a time. She gave birth to all six at once. Where would you want most of the mass to be? Like you wouldn't, you know, like I met my nephew over the weekend and he's got a large head. Yeah, I think that's what you don't want.

He came out the sunroof though. I think you came for big feet. If they can get some nice heavy feet. Big feet. Yes, because the ankle moves. Because the hard work's done. The joint moves at the ankle. You can lay it flat. If you have a nice midwife, you could ask them, hey, could you just Because the hard work's done. The joint moves at the ankle. You can lay it flat.

And if you have a nice midwife, you could ask them, hey, could you just take the feet out one by one? That'd be good, thank you. Get the baby to step out gently. That'd be lovely. So, yeah, anyway, can you imagine if you gave birth to a baby? I mean, you can't because you technically can't give birth to a baby yourself. But imagine being a woman, you give birth to a baby, I mean, you can't because you technically can't give birth to a baby yourself. But imagine being a woman, you give birth to this baby

and they go, whoa, that's a record-breaking biggest baby ever in the UK. Are you proud? Surely you're proud. You go, why me? It would have hurt so much, though, that you'd be so pissed off that you came second. You'd be like, are you kidding me? I could have just come first.

This baby was so big that the doctors thought she was having twins. Let's talk to some big baby. Do you want to talk to big babies or big baby havers this afternoon? Either or. Were you a big baby or did you have a big baby? How big was it? Pounds or kilos will take either or.

It's like fishing stories. It was this big. Honestly, it was this big. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. A woman has got second in the records for biggest babies and probably the records you don't want to be a part of. Yeah.

For giving birth to a baby girl at an eye-watering 12 pound 14 ounces. Yeah. It was her first baby. It's second biggest baby girl at an eye-watering 12-pound, 14-ounces. Yeah. It was her first baby. It's second biggest baby girl, right? Is that what the record she got? Yeah, I believe so. It's like the Olympics. Everything's separated out into gender categories.

Or it might just be the second biggest baby. I think they're just clarifying it was a girl. Maybe. I'm not sure. Yeah. Which Ben's trying to do, he's trying to do a simple conversion for the pounds to kilos. One pound is 450 grams. It's not going to work.

Ben, can you do some live conversions for us and we talk to these people? Yeah, so one pound is like half a kilo-ish. Ish, yeah. Let's talk to Henry. Henry, you didn't have a big baby, so you must have been a big baby. Is that right?

Yes, yes, that's right. How big are we talking, Henry? I was 10 pounds 2. Big baby. Wait, so wait, what was the record we were just talking about? 12 pounds. Okay, so you're up there. You're 4.62 kilos.

That's a fair head on you, Henry. Or as I said before, 4.6 value metric blocks of cheese. Did you... Yeah, pretty much. Were you a natural? Yeah, mum actually tried to have me a natural at home, but I was too big, so she got rushed to hospital

and had to have an emergency C-section. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. That doesn't surprise me, Henry. Yeah. Does not surprise me. But my cousin was actually bigger than I was. She was, like, just under 12 pounds.

Ah! Big family. Okay, love it. Good work, guys. Bonnie babies are cute. Let's talk to Beaumont. Hi, Beaumont. Hello, Beaumont.

Hey, g'day there. Was it you that was the big baby? I've got two. My son came out at 9.4 pounds. Yeah, that's a decent size baby. Big boy, yeah. And I came out at 11.04. Whoa!

Your poor mum. Did you tell your partner that you were an 11-pound baby before you got her pregnant? No, that was, like, kind of through our second trimester that I thought I'd let that slip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you kind of, like, hey, so I'll give you the heads up now. Yeah, she might have gone, I don't actually want to get pregnant to you.

Large babies run in my family. Someone on the text machine said, a friend of mine from antenatal class gave birth to a five and a half kilo baby girl. It was her first baby. We all thought it was a misprint when she texted us to tell us. My eyes still water about it today. That's 12 pounds. That's a big baby. That's a's 12 pounds. That's a big baby.

That's a whopper. That is a big baby. Welcome to the show, Christine. Hi, Christine. Yeah, hi. Please tell us you had a big baby. I did. Yes.

I had three under three. My first baby was nine pounds and he was early. That's a decent one. My second baby was 11 pounds too. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You're not going to go bigger for the third one. Please keep going up.

No. Go up. And my third baby was 11 pound 3. Oh, big baby, big baby. I had to do it. I had to do it. Sorry, I had to do it. Christine, can I ask, for the three babies, which was the hardest?

Like, which was the hardest labor? The first one. Yeah. Because it's your first one, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. The biggest one, 11.3, seriously, they thought was only 7 pounds. Well, how wrong

they were, Christine! That was under a specialist. Yeah, right. Did they grow up to be big children? Yeah, the middle one 6 foot 6. Oh my, yeah. In size 14 and a half shoe. Yeah, the middle one, six foot six. Yeah. Not seven. Yeah, decent. And size 14 and a half shoe.

Yeah, they'll do it. Jeez. You breed them big, Christine. The biggest one is actually the smallest now. So, yeah. Yeah. Really? There you go.

They were a shower, not a grower. They did all their growing inside of Christine's belly. Bree and Clint. Call from iHeart Radio. They did all their growing inside of Christine's belly. We always think about how much does David Beckham make in a day and the stats are in. The stats are in. I do think about David Beckham a lot and it's not how much he makes in a day, but let me tell you how much he makes in a day, because this is fabulous. You are going to be blown away by this.

He makes every single day from his global, it's called Global 7, 7 Global is his business brand, $90,000 a day. That's per day from the sales of everything, of branded clothes, fragrances, shoes, and clothes. His fragrance is actually one of the best-selling men's fragrance there is. But don't worry.

They know how to spend it. They just bought a $20 million penthouse in Miami. That's the whole floor of the building. It's the entire floor. Right. And there is a building right next to it, and all of the neighbours are now going to be looking straight into Victoria Beckham's boudoir.

So let's do the math on this. Breaking it in. 90,000 times 365. Go on. Do you want to know? Yeah, I want to know. Nearly 33 million a year. Yeah, that'll pay for the penthouse in Miami, won't it?

And plus some. The neighbours will be stoked too because if David Beckham and Victoria Beckham move into your apartment building, surely it only does good things for property prices, right? Yeah, prices go up. You're now in David Beckham and Victoria Beckham move into your apartment building, surely it only does good things for property prices, right? Yeah, prices go up. You're now in the Beckham building. You said his fragrance is quite nice. Has anyone tried

his alcohol? He's got a whiskey, doesn't he? Does he? Yeah. He's got a whiskey and Ryan Reynolds has got a gin. Yeah, you can get David Beckham's signature scent on discount at Chemist Warehouse. Can you? Yeah.

I got it the other day for a present. Did you? Yeah. Did you? I did. Right. It smells lovely. Is it like that Jean Paul Gaultier fragrance where the bottle is shaped like David Beckham's

body? Body. No, but that would sell, sell, sell. Why don't they do that? These are great ideas. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. I'm going to talk about an unadoptable dog for a second. Oh, you know, this pulls at my heartstrings.

Anything to do with dogs? Well, they said the dog was unadoptable. Why? Because I think the dog... All dogs are adoptable. I think this dog presents as a bit of an a-hole. Why? What does it do?

So it's described as a man-hating, child-loathing, rage-filled chihuahua. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think you pronounce... You've got it wrong. It's a cat. No, yeah, right. Well, this chihuahua, whether you describe it as a dog or not, is apparently 50% hate and 50% tremble. Oh, right. Well, this Chihuahua, whether you describe it as a dog or not, is apparently 50% hate and 50% tremble.

Oh, no. Prancer is a two-year-old demonic Chihuahua who was listed for adoption in April in a really honest advert. They said, we can't keep him, but you've got to know what you're getting into. 36-year-old Ariel Davies has adopted Prancer. Oh, good on you, Ariel. She said after she read that Prancer hates men more than women do,

will shake cats like a rag doll and hates children, she said that is the perfect dog for me. Jeez. All right. Ariel is a, she describes herself as a single lesbian. She lives with one other woman she doesn't have

any men in her life she works in a women's rehab clinic and she has no other animals or children so a chihuahua that hates men

and kids is the perfect dog for her seems like a good fit yeah doesn't it look at the dog you guys can't see

this at home but look at that dog it's cute that's a cute dog Prancer it looked evil no it doesn't it? Look at the dog. You guys can't see this at home, but look at that dog. It's cute. That's a cute dog, Prancer. It looked evil. No, it doesn't. It does. It does not.

It does. It kind of looks a little bit like a cat. It looks evil to me because it hates men. Anyway, she's got it. She's happy. Prancer now has his own Instagram account and has 64,000 followers. How funny are all the videos that are going viral of chihuahuas at the moment? Are there? Haven't you seen them?

There's all these chihuahuas that are going viral on TikTok where it's like hey, such and such, give me an awa awa. Oh yeah, I have seen that. Maybe Prancer could get on that trend. Also, you say chihuahua with so much finesse. Chihuahua? Chihuahua. How do you say it? Chihuahua. That's my accent.

They sound more glitzy when you say it. Chihuahua. Chihuahua. How do you say it? Chihuahua. It's my accent. They sound more glitzy when you say it. Chihuahua. Chihuahua. Bree and Clint. Did you have a short engagement? There's a story out of Australia today about actors, Australian actors, Patrick Brammell and Harriet Dyer. They were on shows like Offspring.

Yeah. And what's the other show? I need to get this right. Oh, oh, oh, McLeod's Daughters. Yeah, we'll go withspring. Yeah. And what's the other show? I need to get this right. Oh, McLeod's Daughters. Yeah, we'll go with that. Yeah. That's the only other Aussie show, right? Or that one.

It's either that or Neighbours. Or Packs of the Rafters. Yeah, or Home and Away. Yeah. That's it though. We covered our bases. Or River Rats. You mean Water Rats?

Water Rats. Oh, yeah, Water Rats. Was it Water Rats? What's River Rats? Water Rats. Oh, yeah, Water Rats. Was it Water Rats? What's River Rats? River Rats. Oh, River Rats is a whitewater rafting company in Rotorua. That's back at home. I love that.

You said it so confidently too. Oh, that classic show, River Rats. Water Rats, the show. Kiwis were weirdly proud of that show because it was before we had anybody really famous from New Zealand and there was a Kiwi on Water Rats

Jay LaGaia was on the show oh yeah I know him yeah yeah Kiwi we were like damn doing it big dog he's just on a TV show

in Australia love it one of my other favourites is Red Heelers love that show it's a real good one do you mean Blue Heelers ah I see what you did there

anyway we've covered our bases now we've got every single there are no other Australian shows It's a real good one. Do you mean Blue Heelers? Ah, I see what you did there. Anyway, we've covered our bases now. We've got every single one. There are no other Australian shows. No, there's no other. Oh, Underbelly. No. No, that wasn't Big Heel. Never heard of it.

Not Big Heel. Might have flew under the radar. Anyway, there's a story about these two actors because they got engaged, which is exciting for them, and five days later they had a wedding. Five days later? Yes. What are they trying to hide?

I don't know. That's what my mind goes to. Maybe they just decided to take all the stress and all the pressure out of it. Is she pregnant? Are their families really religious and she's pregnant? Well, see, this is the thing. Yeah. I just don't know.

And we won't know. Is one of them facing deportation? Is that what it is? Well, they are currently both in America. Right. They're living in Tampa, Florida. Well, it could be a green card thing then. One of them might have a green card and the other one not.

Oh, true. Yeah, it could be a residency thing. Not to take all the romance out of it. Maybe they just loved each other and they couldn't wait. Maybe it is a straight business deal. Yeah, but yeah, maybe it's an asset splitting thing. Oh, maybe one of them's about to go bankrupt and they're like, oh, let's spread the load. I think we've nailed it.

Yeah, I think we've got it. Definitely wasn't for love. There's no reason someone would get engaged and married within five days for love. This sounds like a classic plotline of River Rats. Someone call Jay LaGuardia. We've got another one.

We've got another one. We've got a new episode. Come on back. We wanted to ask this afternoon, because you and I don't know, but there could be a million reasons. Yeah, my engagement was. How long? I think like almost 18 months.

Oh, yeah, that's not super long. I think that's kind of the standard. Yeah, about a year. Yeah. Year to a year and a half. Yeah. That's about right. Don't quote me on that number, not super quick. I think that's kind of the standard. Yeah, about a year. Yeah. Year to a year and a half. Yeah. That's about right. Don't quote me on that number, by the way.

I think. You know what? You know what? Like I always think about, you can say all of these facts and anything you want because you know that your wife, Lucy, doesn't listen to the show. She's busy. Yeah, she's busy. So she can't call you out about it.

But one day. She proposed to me. One day it'll come back. She begged me. She said please marry me. If you follow Clint's wife Lucy on Instagram please inbox her. No she doesn't have Instagram. No she definitely does. And tell her

what he's saying about her. Just tell her to download Riverettes because I'll be home at 7 o'clock. It's a great show. I'm going to pirate bay that Riverettes. We want to know how short was your engagement this afternoon. Yes how short was it? 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Brianne Clint.

How short was the engagement? There can be a bunch of different reasons. Maybe it was called off. Maybe you were loped. Maybe it was a shotgun wedding. Who knows? Maybe you were on the run. Maybe you.

Maybe someone was going to prison. Maybe you had assumed a new identity. Maybe you were in the run. Maybe you... Maybe someone was going to prison. Maybe you had assumed a new identity. Maybe you were in witness protection. Yep. We don't know, but we're about to find out. Oh, 800 dials at M. How short was your engagement? Hi, Tegan.

Hi, Tegan. Hi. Tell us. Was it you? Yes, it was me, and it was three months. Three months engagement. That's pretty short. Yeah, why so fast?

Well, we're religious reasons, but we also had abstinence before marriage. Ah! Say no more. And you know what, Tegan? I love that you can call up the show and be honest about that because I feel like that's super relatable. Did you make it to the big day, if you know what I mean?

Did you manage to hold off until... Yeah. Of course I did. That's what they made it three make it to the big day, if you know what I mean? Did you manage to hold off until? Yeah. Of course I did. That's what they made it three months. I know, I know, I know. But things happen, you know. And Tegan did a, this is really personal, but did it all go down on the wedding night?

Yeah. Did you write a song about it like Justin Bieber did? I wish I was that talented. I love it. And still married, still going strong? Yeah, happily married with three girls 11 years later. Congratulations. That's amazing, Tegan.

Such a risk, eh? Such a risk. So I'm going to marry you. What is the risk? Well, it can be. No, well, they obviously are dated for a long time. No, I know, I know, I know, but I mean the thing. Oh, yes. That's the risk. No, yeah. There's no trying before you're dated for a long time. No, I know. I know, I know. But I mean the thing. Oh, yes.

That's the risk. No, yeah. There's no trying before you're buying. What show was that in where they decided to wait? And then afterwards, they were like, ugh. You know? It's worked out well for them. Very good.

Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. G'day, Lauren. Hi. Hello. Did you have a short engagement? My sister, she was engaged for three days. Three days? Three days?

Three days. That's a very quick engagement. How do you organise a wedding in three days? So they were in Amsterdam. My brother-in-law proposed and they decided to elope so that they could

honeymoon in Paris. Oh, that is so romantic. Were you angry that you didn't get invited to the wedding? Oh yes, I didn't even get to watch it. I had a volleyball camp my parents made me go to.

Oh. Did they have, like, any sort of, like, party or get together when they got back or anything? Yes, yeah. They came back home and then had a big reception. Don't invite them to your wedding. When you get married. Too wrong. Nah, screw them.

Don't make a right. When you get married, go, wow, how does it feel, you know? Oh, no. My parents want all of their kids to elope. So two of them have, I'm the only one left. Yeah, so they don't have to pay for it. Okay, let's talk to Katrina. Katrina, do you have a short engagement?

Yeah, within a day. A day? A day. Within the day? Yes. On the day? So wait, someone proposed And then later that afternoon You got married

Yeah Tell us how Why? What happened? We were in LA And decided to go to Vegas And get married that day Oh yes

I love that Fantastic So can I just check So you guys decided to get married While you were still in LA Yeah And then travelled to Vegas On the day

And got married that day Yes How many drinks did you have day and got married that day? Yes. How many drinks did you have before you got married? Zero. Zero? Did you go to the Little White Chapel? What's it called in Vegas?

The Little White Chapel. The Little White Chapel? No? I was going to ask. No. What's Elvis like? It's way harder than what it is in the movies. Yeah. How much does it cost to get married in Vegas?

Oh, like 150 bucks. Really? That's so cheap. That's so good. Did the marriage last? Yes. Oh, that's good. Did you put it all on red or black?

What was that? Did you put any bets on? Did you put it all on red or all on black? Oh, no, we didn't do that. Well, there's still time. Congratulations. Cool story. That's very impressive.

That's amazing. Bree and Clint. Producers, Clint, anyone in the room ever had an indoor gardening dream about their ex? Not once they were my ex. Oh! Producers? Yeah, not that I can like vividly remember. No?

Mustn't have been that good then. I'd need to have an ex. Yeah, I was going to say Anastasia can't relate. That's such BS, Anastasia. Because there's an article that's come out which talks about how She's had dreams about her future exes. A lot of people. Well, none of you guys can relate to this, but maybe people listening can.

Yeah, they're talking about how when you have a dream about doing that with your ex, that it triggers a lot of people to text their ex. Yeah. Because they think it's like a sign or they're like reminded of them or, you know, jars you back into memories. And some people just want to be flirty. Some people go, I've got a reason to talk to them.

Oh, let's just test the waters. Have you ever lied and used it as a reason to text an ex? I told you I haven't. Had a dream about you last night. No. No. That's good though if you want it in. Don't do that unless you're willing to like go down that path.

Yeah. Yeah. But what if you are? Because if you're my ex Like Go down that path Yeah Yeah But what if you are Because if you're my If you're my ex If you're my ex And you send me that I'll be like

Back That's what I would think If you text me that If you and me used to date And then afterwards We break up Because I was too much for you

And Then you text me And said I had a dream about you As if you If it was you and I You you would go, what happened? Was I good? That's what you would text back. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. You would take the bait. If you send it, be ready to receive it. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. But if you're like doing it, I totally agree with you. But what I'm saying is it's a good way to slide back into the DMs. If you want to.

If you want to. Just make sure that's what you want. Because you don't, this is the thing that maybe some people don't get. You don't have a chatty, flirty rapport with your ex anymore. You forfeited that when you guys broke up. You no longer have the ability to go, oh, I had a dream about you last night and we did some freaky stuff. I feel like it's fine

if you're both single. Oh, yep. Yes, yeah, it is. And if you're willing to go there. And things end well. What about friends with benefits? That's fine. That's what I mean by going there. If you're willing to go there. I'm not saying you need to get back into a committed relationship. Okay, Dad. I'm just saying be prepared.

Be prepared to... Be prepared. Be prepared. Be prepared. Be prepared. Thank you, Scar. Welcome back. What were we talking about? Anyway, there's a dream psychologist is what we're talking about. How, yeah, he's talking about it does jolt a lot of people

into texting their ex after they have a dream about them because they believe that it symbolises something, that you're meant to be having this dream because there's unfinished business or something. Anyway, he has come out and said that it's actually not to do with that. Oh. It's actually not about that. It's actually to do with other things that have nothing to do with

you should get back with your ex. Oh, right. It's not a sign about them. No, it's not. They with other things that have nothing to do with you should get back with your ex. Oh, right. It's not a sign about them. No, it's not. They're just a vessel. It's actually to do with yourself and you figuring out what you like in relationships and what you don't like and what you hate. Surely it's just about processing old feelings and stuff, isn't it?

And just moving on. Yeah, like, I mean, dreams are so, like, all over the shop. And here's the other thing. No one wants to hear about them. Unless it's one of those dreams. No one wants to hear about you. That's the only time you want to hear about a dream. Be honest.

Especially if it's about me. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?

Three years this game's been running. We've been playing since day one of the Bree and Clint show. Haven't I proved myself enough already? You're the one who still feels you've got something to prove, mate. Yeah, true. And it's just fun. The goalposts keep moving. But today, Sophie's here.

Sophie, let's do this, okay? $300 cash. Do you want it? Hello? Sophie, do you want the money? Yes, I do. Do you know your movies? Pardon? Sophie, do you want the money? Yes, I do. Do you know your movies? Pardon?

Sophie, do you know your movies? I'd say somewhat. Sophie, I'm going to need your energy to come up to match me a little bit here because I really feel like I'm doing the heavy lifting for our team. I love Sophie. Okay, no, no, no. Yeah, no, I know movies very well. Good, good stuff.

You're pumped. Okay. Those in the know will already know this week's theme because I said it last week. I said, Ben, prepare us a theme of... Do you remember, Brie? I think I do. Romantic comedy?

That's correct. Yes! Today, Sophie, we're playing with romantic comedies. All these movies are rom-coms. Your buzzer is your name. First person to buzz in gets a chance at answering. If you get it correct, you get the point. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess.

First to two correct movies wins $300 cash. Here we go. Good luck, everybody. All right. Movie number one. Our main character has it all. She wants nothing more than to be married. But there is one thing Sophie.

Bridget Jones. Bridget Jones? Yeah, you're right. It could be that. Is an excellent guess. Bridget Jones doesn't have it all. In my opinion. But it's wrong. Bree, would you like a free guess based on the information you have so far?

She has it all. No, I don't want to give anything away of what I'm thinking. We'll continue. Our main character has it all. She wants nothing more than to be married. But there's one thing stopping the man she loves from proposing. She is too blonde. Legally blonde.

Legally blonde. Three. Legally Blonde. Legally Blonde is correct. That was a tough one. Like nothing was given away in that front half of that. You're still on the sofa. You still got this. Okay, here we go. I feel like you showed your form with that guess because it was a good one. Movie number two.

Jamie is a New York based executive recruiter who entices Dylan, who is from Los Angeles to take a job. Bree! Friends with benefits! Friends with benefits is 100% correct.

How? How? Jamie Lakota. Far out. That's it. You've done it. Yeah, that's it. You've done it. Sorry, Soph. Sorry, Soph. Not this week, mate. Oh, well.

Oh, she's so deflated. Sorry, Soph. Let's get Soph some KFC chicken dollars. What about some KFC chicken dollars, Soph? Amazing. Thank you, guys. No worries, Sophie. We'll play again next week for $350 in Bree and Clint's...

Romantic comedies. What's the plot? My superpower. What's your least favourite genre? Horror. Ben, line us up with some horror for next week. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network

all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts.

Here's a question for you. Are you allowed to get OTP after you've had the COVID-19 vaccine? What's OTP? On the... Are you allowed to go OTP after you've had the COVID-19 vaccine? What's OTP? On the... Oh. Yeah. Are you allowed to go out for a big night?

And I don't mean ever. I mean like directly after having it. On antibiotics? No. No. Correct. Correct. But it's not an antibiotic.

It's a vaccine. Hard to relate to because literally none of us have it yet. We honestly, New Zealand is so slow at getting the vaccine out. I feel like we might be, and not to get too political on it, but I feel like, you know, when you see like a sprinter and they're killing it, they're like winning the race, that's us. We're winning the COVID race and the finish line's in sight and then they start celebrating before they get to the finish line. Yeah, I want to early celebrate. I feel like we might be premature celebrating

because places are racing past us with the vaccine. I get it. We have no COVID. It's not that urgent here. Not as urgent. But imagine if we just bossed it and we're like, yeah, we've got no COVID and we're all vaccinated. Suck it.

That's Jacinda at the podium. Can you imagine Jacinda just getting up there and go, hello everyone. Update for you in the government house today. We passed through that everyone will be vaccinated by June and the rest of the world can suck

it. And Grant Robertson's like, word to your mother. The craziest part is I can see her doing that. So here's, and I've got an answer to this by the way.

When you do get your immunisation, Yes. My partner's got it. Oh, because she's a frontline worker. Yes. Yes. Oh, she's the one who got it. Well, I mean,

she should have it. She works at the hospital. I know. Yeah. Can you go out for a big night after you've got it? So the short answer is it depends how much you want to drink. Some studies have... See, that's grey area.

It is grey area. Some studies have found that over long term, small to moderate amounts of alcohol might actually be beneficial to the immune system and the vaccine because it can help reduce inflammation. You know how they say like a glass of red wine a night is good for you because it's got antioxidants in it? It's real healthy. However, heavy alcohol consumption, on the other hand, particularly over the long term, can suppress the immune system and potentially interfere with your vaccine response. I feel like you're not telling us anything we didn't already know.

Ah, okay. Don't drink excessively. It's not good for you. It's not good for the vaccine. Or you. Yeah. Yeah. So I reckon when it is available and you can go and book your slot for the vaccine, I reckon

you're going to see a lot of empty spaces for the 18 to 30-year-old bracket on the Fridays. No Friday bookings. Not for me, thanks. No. Bree and Clint. Look, this is something we've spoken about before on our show, expensive handbags. Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse.

Yes, I wrote a song about it. About what? About expensive bags. Big-ass bag, make that shopping game tweak. Woo! You know, they're fancy bags. Fancy what? Fancy bags.

Bags. Expensive-ass bags. You all recall that. And there's a bag that's in the news today that I feel like is going to maybe cause some fights in relationships. Right. Because it's still in the rounds and it's from Louis Vuitton. Right. Which, I mean, people love Louis Vuitton.

People love Louis Vuitton. So fancy. But I don't know if this bag is going to be for everyone. Right. Based on what it looks like and the price tag. Oh. So they're calling this, it's a part of their brand, fashion brand's fall winter collection for 2021.

Fantastic. We're entering fall winter. I know. It's perfect timing. And you can purchase this Louis Vuitton bag that's in the shape of a plane. Oh. Can I see it? Yeah, it's...

Oh, that is disgustingly ugly. It looks exactly like a plane. It's a brown plane. Have you ever thought about the fact that there are no brown planes? Yeah. Weird, eh? That's not a colour for planes. No.

Okay, yeah, sorry. Louis Vuitton will sell you a brown plane bag. For the low, low price of $40,000. Colour for planes. No. Sorry. Louis Vuitton will sell you a brown plane bag. For the low, low price of $40,000. Big-ass bag. Make that shopping game tweak. Woo! $40,000?

$40,000! Isn't that insane? Louis Vuitton do this kind of bullshit all the time. At one point, they did a Louis Vuitton rugby ball with Dan Carter. A carrot? Have you seen the carrot bag? Did they do a rugby ball with Dan Carter? It was actually kind of cool. It was limited edition.

Of course, you liked the rugby ball version. I only liked it because it was Dan Carter. Listen to you. So I've done some math on this. This bag that looks exactly like a plane that Louis Vuitton have made. For $40,000, you could buy a 1968 Cessna single-engine aircraft for $32,300. It's cheaper than the bag. For $40,000, you could buy a round-the-world trip in business class on an actual plane.

Yep. But you know what? Some people will buy it. You know? But you know what? Some people will buy it. You know why they'll buy it? Because it'll be limited edition. Yeah, and also because it's so obviously that bag. And so if you have it, people will be like, oh, that's the $40,000 bag. Yeah. That person's a brawler.

They're so fancy. I mean, their fashion taste is absolutely disgusting, but they've got the $40,000 bag. So they're fancy. Can you imagine looking through your handbag and you're like, where is my chapstick? And then your friend goes, check the cockpit. Money in this purse. There's some money in this purse.

$40,000. If you bought a $40,000 bag, there is absolutely no way you are telling your partner the real price of the bag. There is just no way. You wouldn't tell them. And let's be realistic. I don't expect anybody to buy a bag that price. But if you, it's all relative, right?

What do you reckon the cutoff is for a bag? Oh, don't ask me that. What do you reckon the cutoff is for telling your partner the real price? Oh. That's what I mean. A hundred bucks. No, I reckon what? Four hundred? I think four hundred is a high, like that's on the high end for me. No, I reckon what? $400?

I think $400 is a high like that's on the high end for me That's a deadly ponies, right? Yeah, that's like an expensive you will use it for a long time You better use it for a long time because $400 Depending on how big the bag is too though Yeah

Like how big it is Like if it's a clutch for $400 no thank you Let's ask the question this afternoon and just be aware you can absolutely remain anonymous for this phone topic. We want to know, what is the thing that your partner doesn't know the real price of?

You told them a white lie so it wouldn't cause a fight. They know that you've got it, they just don't know what you paid for it. Yeah, they've never heard of Manolo Blahnik. So they don't know. If you've got it, call us, tell us about it. We'd love you paid for it. Yeah, they've never heard of Manolo Blahnik. So they don't know. If you've got one, call us. Tell us about it. We'd love to hear about it.

We'll get you on after this. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696. I feel like what we're about to talk about is going to open some people's eyes, like some people in relationships who are blissfully unaware of where the money is going. My dad hasn't used an ATM ever.

He doesn't know what internet banking is. No. So my mum... She's like, I'll take care of the finances, babe. She's like, I got it. What, this handbag? Three bucks. She'll kill you for talking about this, by the way.

Yeah, they're probably listening right now. That's awkward for them. We want to know what's the thing that your partner doesn't know the real price of. There's a crazy expensive Louis Vuitton handbag. It's disgustingly ugly and disgustingly expensive. Looks like a plane, costs $40,000. But if you bought it, there's no way you'd tell

your partner what it really costs. You'd have to lie about it. So what do you got? This is not, by the way, I don't think this is a gendered thing. I think men lie about these things too. We both, yeah, both. I think if a guy bought home a new boat. I don't think this is a gendered thing. I think men lie about these things too. We both, yeah, both. I think if a guy bought home a new boat. You don't tell the wife how much it costs. I don't think so.

Especially if she doesn't like you going fishing. Boats are expensive. So let's start it off. Let's go to Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jess. Hi there. This is about your mum.

What is she hiding the price of? When she buys something, she'll put it on labor and then tell her partner that it only cost one of the installments. That's very funny. Well, I guess you can show proof that you paid this amount. Yeah, on the day. Yeah, and you're like, this is how much it costs. Yeah.

Yeah. That's smart. Is that a skill that she's passed down to you, her daughter? Will you be doing that in your relationships? Probably. I mean, it's a smart move, Jessica. daughter? Will you be doing that in your relationships? Probably. I mean, it's a smart move, Jessica. I think it's quite good. They'll go to Holly.

Hi, Holly. Hey. What happened to you, Holly? How much was the item and how much did you tell your partner it was? It was a $650 indoor plant and, yeah. Whoa. A $600? Was it a Monstera?

Nah, it's another type. It's a variegated Syngonium. Anyway, I told him it was $200. Even $200? I know. It's quite a lot. He was even shocked at that and I was just like, yeah, right. Oh my God, imagine, Holly, if he only knew how much you actually paid.

I know, I know. Is it the most expensive house plant you've got? No. It's not? What's the most expensive one? The most I've paid for one was just under $1,000. What was that Holly? It was a big

sodaroid. Nice big fancy silver plant. And is that variety a money tree? Pretty much. Can you smoke that tree and sell it to people to earn an income? No, no fire allowed near the plant. I've always wanted to ask someone, and I feel like this is the right person to ask.

Holly, obviously you're like a plant connoisseur. A little bit of a nerd, yeah. No, I love it. I love it. How many plants do you have in your house right now? Do you know? So I live in a tiny house. So I have 130 in my tiny house.

You've got 130 plants in a tiny house. What's the square metreage of your tiny house? It's 8 metres by 2.5. You're like living in Jumanji. Yeah. You've got like 10 plants per square metre. It's pretty crazy. Like they're up in the roof.

They're like everywhere. But at that point, why don't you just live outside? Yeah. Like why don't you just go? What's going to happen? The door has to be open. Holly, when you bring people over to your house that have never been to your house, are they quite shocked?

Yeah. It's like either like amazement or just kind of a little bit of disgust. No. Holly, would you say you've got a problem? Oh, I definitely have a problem, yeah. Hey, Holly, there's worse problems to have, mate. Way worse. We'll go to Sean finally.

Hey, Sean. Hi, Sean. Oh, good, a man who's hiding the price of something. What is the item that your partner doesn't know the real price of? Yeah, I bought a number of tools for work and a bunch of pieces, and I bought them for $1,000. And I'm telling her, well, sorry, but you spoke too manly for us to understand what you said. Wait, say again. So what's the item?

What's the item? Yeah. Nine grand, yeah. That is a slight discrepancy. Yeah. They cost me nine grand. Nine grand, yeah. Yeah, and I end up telling the missus, I bought them for a thousand bucks. That is a slight discrepancy. I know. I actually said to her the other day, before I kick the bucket,

don't sell them for the price that I told you they're worth. Good man, Sean. At least you're looking out for her later on. Leave them to her and you're well. I like that. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday thing. Right, this is where we take your guys' birthdays. We figure out what was the number one song, top of the charts on your 16th, and then we play our favourite one. Hi, Carla. Hi, Carla. Hi, how are you?

Welcome to Birthday Banger, mate. Good to have you here. Perfect. What's your birthday, Carla? Hi, how are you? Welcome to Birthday Banger, mate. Good to have you here. Good, good. What's your birthday, Carla? 14 February 75. Oh, Valentine's Day. You were 16 in 1991 on Valentine's Day. And in 91, this was number one.

I'm a birthday girl. I got it. That's all. Get your Valentine's Day moving, won't it? Gotta make you sweat, Carla. I like that one. Yeah, that's cool. Does it bring back some 16-year-old memories, Carla?

Oh, yes, I recall it very well. Another one. Jump to the rhythm. Jump, jump to the rhythm. Would have to play the whole thing to find out. CNC Music Factory, I believe. Alvin, hi. G'day, Alvin.

Hey, team, how are we? Good, mate. How's the rest of the Chipmunks? Oh, mate, they're sitting in the car, actually. You know what's crazy is I thought of that joke straight away and then I went, nah, don't do it. And then you did it! Sorry, Alvin. He's had it his whole life,

I'll bet. We apologise for that, but seriously. Every time. Have you spoke to Theodore recently? Hold on, you want to say hi? Alvin, I like you because you roll with the punches. You're a good guy. What's your birthday? 9th October 1991.

All right, Alvin, you were 16 in 2007 on the 9th of October. And here's your birthday banger. Another incredibly suggestive song. I like that song. It's good. Fitty Scents and Justin Timberlake, AO Technology. Is that good for you, Alvin? Absolutely.

One of my favourite artists. Which one? Oh, amazing. Oh, Fetty. Fetty, right, yeah, right, right, right, right. I love that. Okay, wait there. We'll get one more for Raylene.

Hi, Raylene. G'day, Raylene. Hi there. How was your day? Very good, thank you. That's good, Raylene. What's your birthday? The 28th of May, 1971.

All right. She was 16 in 1987 on the 28th of May. And Raylene, here's your birthday banger. Her love shines over my horizon. She's got the stars of heaven. Huge. Oh, the New Zealand national anthem. Yeah. It's a banger.

Sir Dave Dobbo. Banger. He just played this song at Eden Park over the weekend with 660. Yeah, it's going to be great. Do you love it? Yeah. I do. He just played this song at Eden Park over the weekend with 660. Yeah, it would have been great. Do you love it? Yeah. It's a pretty bloody good one to get, Raylene. Always makes me think of Foot Rock Flats, that song there.

It's good. Okay, wait there. We've got to choose between Justin Timberlake and 50 Cent, C&C Music Factory or Dave Dobbin. I think they're three really good songs today. I like them all. Yeah. I could play any of them. The one that stood out the most was C&C Music Factory or Dave Dillman. I think they're three really good songs today. I like them all. Yeah. I could play any of them.

The one that stood out the most was C&C Music Factory. Should we have a little bit of a listen to the start of it? let's just see if we're, you know. Yeah, barking up the wrong tree.

Yeah, we caught up in the hype, you know. No, we're not. No, we're not. Hey,

that's it. That's it. That's it. Okay, where is she? Where is she? Carla, guess what?

Guess what, Carla? Awesome. Play my one? Guess what, Carla? Awesome. Come on. Come on, Carla. Bring it, girl. Awesome. Thank you, guys.

You're welcome, mate. Have a good day. This is the winner of Birthday Banger, Brian Clint, ZM. Give me a new life Give me a new life Everybody let go Everybody let go Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Everybody rap now Yeah Yeah Yeah Everybody Here is the goal Back with the bass

Pajamas live in effect And I don't waste time On the mic with the dope rhyme Jump to the rhythm Jump, jump to the rhythm Jump And I'm here to combine Beats and lyrics to make you shake We'll be right back. So yo, what's up? Hands in the air. Come on, say yeah. Everybody over here. Everybody over there. The crowd is live and our food is food. Party people in the house. Move you how to do it. Bye. I can party right now Pause, take a breath and go for yours On my command, now hit the dance floor It's gonna make you sweat till you bleed It's that open up in heat I pay the price to control the dice

I'm more precise, to the point I'm nice The music takes control. Your heart is so unfold. Your body is free and behold. Dance till you can't dance till you can't dance no more. Get on the floor and get raw. Yeah, come back then upside down. Easy now.

Let me see you move. It's the right. Move. Watch me all night. Cause music is my life. Everybody dance now Everybody dance now Everybody dance now

Zed and Brie and Cliff, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today. It's been a while since I've had one that sounded like that. I am obsessed with that song. CNC Music Factory for Carla. What year? 1991? 91, yeah. We're just trying to see

if they're Wonder. They're not. What else do they have? They've got this song here. See if you recognise it. It's been used in a... I don't know what the ad is. It's a really big ad, though.

McDonald's. Things that make you go, hmm? Things that make you go, hmm? Yeah. I think it is, yeah. Right, this is things that make you go, hmm. The original. It's not as good as gonna make you sweat, but it's all right.

Maybe they are a one-hit wonder. I don't remember anything from 1991, so. Weren't you like three? Yeah. I like to think I was cool enough to be listening to this, but I was definitely listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks. Shout out to Alvin. Thanks for coming on Burn It Back today.

I really liked him. Good sense of humour. Brie and Clint. Open up. Yeah, I do have the opener. Do you have it? Yeah. Are we on air?

Are we on right now? You mean the opener? Yeah. Bring back my pods. Where they at? Bring back my pods. Get them back. Bring back my pods. Pod squad. Bring back my... Tasty. opener. This is Brie and Clint on ZM and you might be going, what the hell is a pod squad? Well, welcome to the pod squad. You're a part of the journey now, Clint. You and I are in the pod squad, producer Anastasia, producer Ben. We're a team of four, the fab four.

And we, this morning, have set out on a journey, a mission, to gather up all of the pods we could find in the area to bring back to the people that listen to this show. Yeah, we've gone and bought them,

so you can't. But we're going to give them to you. We're going to give them to you for free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For free. We've maxed out Ross Boss' credit card And can I say Both of us went so hard

Collecting pods today Can I just say I sent you Sent you and Ben out In your own car But I didn't see See any proof You didn't give us the credit card

You had the credit card What do you expect me to do Put this on my own card I mean I got kids to feed mate They can't eat pods. All I hear is excuses. Producer Anastasia and I went to seven or eight different supermarkets.

You know we went to five to six supermarkets. It was awful. No one had anything. Yeah, same actually. No, you didn't. You went to the dairy across the road. Nah, but we went to heaps of places where there weren't any. That's why we didn't get many.

Well, let's compare numbers. What's the point of filming if there's none? Let's compare numbers. How many packets of pods did you and Producer Ben get? How many did you get? Yeah. We don't measure off packets. We got, yes, Producer Anastasia, how many?

We got 157 packets. 157 packets. And that was at one place, and then we got a few more at some others spread out over the place. So we got around 200 pods. Yes. 200 packets of pods. How many are you adding to the pod squad? 205 pods.

You literally brought in four pods. That's what I mean. No, four bags. Four bags of pods, yeah. So you got four bags. I think the total amount is 203. But you know what? In the pod squad, it's not about how much you bring.

It's about being a part of it. Yeah. And wanting to give back to the people that truly deserve it. Anastasia, the grand sum total number bags of pods that we have to redistribute to the people is? 203. And that's minus the two that I ate on the ride home. We did agree. And then we also gave home. Oh, yeah, we did agree.

And then we also gave, you know, a few away. Yeah. You know what? I feel like tomorrow, because obviously pods have been cancelled here in New Zealand, you can't get them anywhere. We saw that today. Yeah. How about tomorrow on the show, everyone that calls our show gets pods. Love it.

Everyone that calls the show. Love it. And not just one bag, we'll give multiple bags away to each person. Yeah, love it. If you call the show, you get on air, pods are coming your way. Tomorrow, wheeze. Actually, let's give some away right now. Okay, let's give them, yeah, let's do it. We've got so many, we might as well give some away right now. Ready? 0800 dial ZM.

Do you want some limited edition pods? Casey, turn your radio down and tell us how many bags of pods you want. Hi. Hi. How are you? Casey, we're hooking you up with pods. Like eight? No, too many.

You can have two bags of pods. Congratulations. Two bags for you, Casey. Nice work. Who else is there? Yeah, good. You're welcome, mate. No worries.

Wait there. Let's talk to... Danielle. Danielle. Danielle, you're live on the air. Welcome to ZM. You're welcome, mate. No worries. Wait there. Let's talk to... Danielle. Danielle. Danielle, you're live on the air. Welcome to ZM. Hi. Hi, Dan.

You want the pods? How many bags do you want? As many as you'll give me. Two for you, Danielle. Two bags of pods. Congratulations. One Snickers. Thanks so much, guys.

No worries, Danielle. Let's go to this person. We don't even have their name. Hello, ZM, who's this? Taylor. Taylor, you love the pods? Yes, yes. In the words of Ariana Grande, you see it, you like it, you want it, you got it.

Two bags for you. Awesome, thank you. No worries. That felt good, actually. See, we can do this all day tomorrow. Yeah. Because we've done the hard yards. We've went out and we've bought all the pods we could find.

And that's it. It's a pods blitz on the Bree and Clint show tomorrow. Unless we give them all away today. Zidiam, hello. Who's this? Hi. Can I please get some pods? Of course you can.

Two bags for you. What's your name? Shayla. Shayla, two bags coming your way, mate. Shayla, three bags coming your way. Oh. Shayla, three bags coming your way. Oh. Oh, you're the perfect. Yeah.

All right. That's about all the pods I gathered, so that's about all I can give away. Oh, my God. Let's go with that second bottom one. No way. Hey, is this Nigel from before? Yeah, it's me from before. Nigel.

Lost out. You get four bags of pods. Oh, beautiful. There we go. You're a legend, Nigel. We appreciate you. of pods. Oh, beautiful. There we go. You're a legend, Nigel. We appreciate you. All right, let's save some for tomorrow. Tomorrow, the Pod Squad pod blitz hits ZM.

I can't wait. Pod Squad. Doesn't it feel good to be the Robin Hoods of radio? Oh, my God. We're the Robin Hoods of radio. It feels good for us. I don't imagine it feels good for Ross Boss and whoever the accountant is for ZM. We'll deal with that, though. That's not your problem. Ross Boss is having a beer. He'll good for us. I don't imagine it feels good for Ross Boss and whoever the accountant is for ZM. We'll deal with that.

No, that's not your problem. Ross Boss is having a beer. He'll deal with it. Pod's giving away on the show tomorrow. ZM. This is exciting. She hasn't been here for a bit. Welcome back to the studio. Benny! She's been killing it. I mean, absolutely. You had your own viral trend on

TikTok. Tell us about that. Do you still know the dance to it? I never knew the dance. You never learnt it. I did it on my TikTok. I couldn't. You didn't learn your own TikTok dance? It was too hard.

I wouldn't learn it either. It's way cooler to not know your TikTok dance. Yeah, I just would watch everyone dancing to my song. Hey, you got big news because you're going on tour with orchestras. Symphony orchestras and philharmonic orchestras and I've got no idea what the difference is. Do you? I don't know.

I love that and I feel like it's like two different worlds kind of meshing together but it really works. They're orchestras. You're going to be playing with 66 people on stage that's a huge band is it going to be

hard to learn all of their names because you can't just walk past and go good work horn guy good work harp guy how are you going to learn

call everyone queen or king yeah that's good bro g'day mate kazi hey mate of Mr. Bro

a show in Wellington which is happening at the Michael Fowler Centre on Friday the 30th and Saturday the 31st of July. That's soon. And in Auckland, which is happening at the Auckland Town Hall. Cool venue. I love. I love. Always wanted to play there.

Friday the 10th and Saturday the 11th of September 2021. While you're here, we want to play a game with you. Is that okay? It's a game we play on our show. And you're about to find out. Oh, guys. Please welcome to Cars with the Stars. Cars with the Stars is where we guess what cars stars drive.

Okay. So to play this game, we just need to know, do you currently have a car? Yes. Do you do have a car? Excellent. Perfect. Okay, we can play. We each get to ask you one question.

Okay. And then we're going to try and guess what sort of car you have. Okay. I just got a new car. You just got a new car? I'm like, oh, that's a hint. I was driving a Honda Integra. That was going to be my guess because of the album cover.

Steve. I love a Honda Integra. Steve, my car, she was so good to me. Now my dad uses it. Her name was Steve. Yeah. And my dad uses it now. Okay.

Benny, we get to ask you one question each, which may or may not relate to the car. Okay. I'd like to know, do you allow people to eat in your car? I do. I have a dog. Do you? What type of dog? A mutt. Oh, I love it. She's like a boxer-staffy cross.

Yeah, right. But she's massive, so I've just given up. Is she allowed in the car? Oh, yeah. What's her name? Dude, it's her car. Oh, right. Tui is her name so I've just given up. Is she allowed in the car? Oh, yeah. What's her name? Dude, it's her car. Oh, right. Tui is her name. Tui. Okay, my question for you. I like to ask completely random questions, but it tells me a lot.

Would you say you would ever be the type of person to wear shoes without socks? No way. It's a big no. I like sweat, and I just wouldn't want that. I wouldn't want to have to deal with that. It tells me a lot. About her car. Benny, it's time to lock in what car we think you drive.

I think because you're a fun-loving dog owner who likes to get out and about that you just purchased a Ford Ranger. All right. Oh, okay. No, no, no. I think she's like, I need something where I can make it work city driving slash also if I want to take a trip with my dog. I'm going to go the old classic Mazda CX-5. Oh, nice car.

Yeah. Benny, please reveal to us what sort of car you're currently driving. Okay. I drive a Tesla. You've got a Tesla. How did I not guess that? Saving the planet. You've got a Tesla. You got a Tesla! Oh, how did I not guess that? Saving the planet. You got a Tesla.

Save the planet. That's like the coolest car that you could buy. It's my dream car. Cool. And good for you that you went out and bought your dream car. That's a big deal and you deserve it. I was going to keep Steve forever. Yeah.

And then I drove to Wellington too much. Yeah, save the planet. But then I found out that it had a one-star safety rating. So I would have died. Oh, you're in Tegra. Dude. Yeah, save the planet. But then I found out that it had a one-star safety rating, so I would have died. Oh, you're in Tegra. Dude. Yeah. Not the Tez.

Not good if you're driving that far. The Tez is safe, so I feel, I'm going to Wellington. No more Chatterbox. I'm doing a road trip. Can we carpool soon?

Yeah, yeah. I'd love to carpool with you. Totally, bro. She's got her dream car and she's playing her dream venue, the Auckland Town Hall and the Michael Fowler

Centre in Wellington. Benny with the Phil the Auckland Town Hall and the Michael Fowler Centre in Wellington. Benny with the Philharmonia Orchestra and the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra. Full details for this show are up at ZM Online and we're going to give away a double pass to one of the shows. If you want to win it call now. I'm going to call right now. What's the number? 0800 dial ZM. Excellent. I'm calling through.

Pick the show you want. Benny, good to see you. Nice to see you guys. Lovely to see you. Thanks for having me. Let's talk protection Helmet Shin pads Shoulder pads Cricket box No Let's talk indoor gardening protection

Prophylactics Rubbers You need to protect yourself. Yeah. It's very important. No glove, no love. Exactly. No rubber get no hubba hubba. And you know, that's interesting you say that because there's some stats that have come out about the sales

of condoms. Right. Okay. Can I say you're so awkward when you say it? Condoms. No, I'm not awkward about the word. I'm awkward about how I say it because you've given me a complex about how I say it. Oh, I don't want to. The last thing I want to do is give you a complex about condoms, okay?oms. No, I'm not awkward about the word. I'm awkward about how I say it because you've given me a complex about how I say it. The last thing I want to do is give you a complex about condoms.

Yeah, because now I'm awkward. I don't want you to be weird about them. You need them. Now I'm awkward about them. Well, technically you don't need them. Condom. Condom. Condom?

Condom. Condom. I said condom and then you were like, oh, you say it real funny. I feel like you try and get it out real fast so you don't have to say it to me. No, you made fun of me saying condom.

Yeah. So I said condom. Yeah. It's not a condiment. It's not a sauce. Condom. Give me the stats. Tell me who's buying them, who's not buying them, what's hot, what's not.

So where lockdowns are easing, sales for this product have skyrocketed. Yeah, well, that makes sense, doesn't it? They've erected. Yeah. And particularly in China. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, according to the Consumer Goods Company. Yeah.

The firm said people were having less indoor gardening sessions at the start of the pandemic last year, which was due, they put it down to, the manifestation of anxiety. That's what they were saying. Anxiety was stopping you from getting it on. Yeah, people were too anxious. They had too much to worry about. I can't think about that right now. The world's ending.

Exactly. But apparently it's reported a double-digit increase in the sales of Durex, which is a condom company, in the first quarter of 2021 compared to one year ago. I have a really weird question. Yes. You know how there's like a biodegradable alternative for everything? Oh. Is there a biodegradable alternative for latex? Yeah, it's called lunch meat.

Or a banana skin. A banana skin? No, no. Don't use either of those things, by the way. No, don't. We don't recommend it. Stick to the rubber. Just for this one thing. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC ZM's brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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