ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th April 2026

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

Is there a double-standard with your siblings?  Celeb central - Ben Barrington from Celebrity Treasure Island, Tony Lyall is in the Comedy Fest and Rose Matafeo from the brand new series New Zealand Spy.  A record breaking tiramisu.  What did you do with your body part (warning for squeamish people).  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Zidems, Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. ZDM's Brie and Clint. I change your life if you just live with me tonight. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show this afternoon. Happy hump day, guys. Is it, though?

Yep, it is. Okay. Wednesday. mate just because it's a sure week doesn't mean I'm not humping on Wednesdays No I thought I'm we talking about the thing What The package The package? We're talking about the package

Oh we can yeah we can talk about that That's why I was saying is it a happy hump day Oh yeah I'm not really There's quite a bit of drama going on behind the scenes Anybody who works in a large office place Will be aware of the missing package situation And Brie is in the grips of a missing package situation I feel like I've gone full full

Sherlock Holmes on this thing. I've watched her. She's called Courier Companies for drop-off times. She's talked to security guards for footage and still no package. No package. Apparently according to my Uber screenshot courier it was dropped off at 255 on Friday afternoon. I'm checking the camera footage. There is a little bit of footage to go through just to see if the package did arrive here on site. And you might be going oh food, no, it's alcohol.

So you know Bree's going to get to the bottom of us. I'm going to sniff it out if it's the last thing I do. God, I feel bad for the person who has the package. It's gone too late. It's gone too far. Do you reckon someone's taking it? No, I want to believe the best. I believe the best.

I don't think anyone has taken it. It's accidentally under someone's desk who is just meaning to drop it off to you, but it hasn't come yet. And they slipped and fell on a couple of shots worth on Friday night. Oh, they needed to test it to make sure it wasn't. Because they care about you too much. You know? Yeah, yeah.

Poison. Okay, we have a super fun show on the way for you. Talk about superstars. Ben Barrington from Celebrity Treasure Island. Tony Lyle from the Comedy Festival. And then Rose Matafeo from Moana, too. New Zealand comedy royalty. All three on the show today.

Plus your Olivia Dean track of the day is on the way. Echo. Is that our Olivia Dean track? I don't know that Olivia Dean track. Echo? Echo. Echo? Echo.

Echo? Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo.

Yes, Ella? It's an old one. Oldie but a goodie. Right. Well, it's going to play on our show. So Ella's been listening to it for years. Oh yeah, because Ella's, yeah, yeah. She's an OG.

Yeah, if you go listen to her. She's a real fan. She was listening to Olivia Dean when it was on SoundCloud. Everyone knows someone who's more into Olivia Dean than you are. Oh, no, I was listening to her back in 2012. I was 11. I actually listened to her ultrasound. What's that?

Me too. When she was in utero. Yeah, yeah. It went something like, Bubum, Babi steps. Nice. Okay, we'll play that before 5 o'clock,

you're Olivia Dean track. But let's get into Trady versus Lady. Scores 28. Tradies, 23 ladies. Who wants it the most today? If it's you, then we need you to call 0,800 dial ZEM.

You can pick up that 50 bucks cash. Babi Bibis steps. Babba-Babababastel. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. It happens from time to time and it never happens the other way around. It only ever happens this way. We've been hit by our lady landslides and no tradies could get through. So the ladies fill up all the lines.

We pick our lady, but by that stage the tradies have stopped calling, you know? It's because I'm here. Right. You, our number one cause of lady landslides, Bree, I'm herself. Can I get that put on my LinkedIn page, please? Could you invite some boys to your yard, please? All right, fellas. It's your time.

Oh, 800 dials at M if you want to taste this milkshake. Oh, gosh. This is the main event. Treaty. This is Ladies. Here we go. The Trades and the ladies. Score update.

The ladies on 33. The Trades on 28. Our lady is in Ash Burriton. She's 27, and her birthday is this Sunday. Welcome to the show, Jodie. Hi, Jody. Hello. What are you doing for you?

your birthday, Jodes. Oh, not too much. Just hanging out with some friends. Oh. What have you asked for? What was that, sorry? What have you asked for? Ninja slushy.

Ninja slushy, yeah. Yeah, how good would that be? You're taking on our trading today from Christchurch. He's 21 and he broke boat, but be bab-bib-stabs. He broke both arms at the same time once. Welcome to the show, Dicklin. Declan. Deklyn.

Good-day, how we going? I'm going to ask you the question. question everyone will want to know. How did you wipe? Oh, I fell off a scooter, a lime scooter. No, no, not how did you wipe out? How did you wipe? Oh, I had a rock. No, no, no, no, no, Dicklin, how did you wipe your bottom?

How'd you wipe your nose? Toilet paper? No, with two broken arms. Don't worry about it. You had two cars on. Oh, yeah. Difficult. He made it work, yeah, okay. Never mind, Declan.

I'm Scooter. Jones, your buzz is lady, Declan, yours is Trady. First of three correct answers gets the 50 bucks cash from our friends at KFC. Good luck. Here we go, question number one. I'm currently on the hunt for my missing courier package. Name a courier company that delivers in New Zealand. Jodie.

D.H.L. DHL. Well done, Jody. You're on the board with one. Question number two. Name the spicy green condiment often served with sushi. Brady. Lady.

Yes, Declin. Wasabi. Wasabi Wasabi up with you Question number three One a piece Buzz in When you can tell me

Who sings this No no Let's just sit in that Resat Wasabi up with you No it's good I appreciate the attention Hey it was worth a try

Question Question number three It was a bad joke So shu Sushi me Now you're in the same boat Now we're in it Together guys

Who sings this song Are you ready for it Lady. Yes, Jodes. Kayla Swift. It is Taylor Swift. It is Taylor Swift. It sounded like she said Kayla Swift.

Imagine if her name was Kayla Swift. I reckon her career would be quite different. I reckon, too. She would have stuck with country. Yeah, I reckon. Yeah. Yep, still be wearing the rock and the cowboy hats. Hey, two to the ladies.

One of the tradies. Question number four. Which cartoon character had the famous saying, Eat my shorts? Lady. Jody. Bart Simpson. She's got it.

Just like Declan on the lime scooter, he got wiped out by Jody. He hit the Declan. It's not funny though because he broke both arms. Jody, congrats. We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC and a lady victory. On you, Joe. Congratulations. Thank you so much.

Oh, he's a good sport too. A ZM's Breanclin' podcast. Let's talk Tiramisu, which is part of the fabric of the Breanclin show. It might sound random, but no, no. My ancestors may have invented it. They could have. Tiramisu was invented by, according to reports, was invented by a guy that comes from Treviso, which is where my family in Italy are from.

Did you know that? I do think I know that. He died last year. I was, well, did you go to the funeral? Yep. Yeah. I was more referring to in lockdown when we did our Tiramazoom, and Bree shared her.

Italian nunas Tiramisu recipe for one time only. That was it. If you're on that Zoom. We were on Zoom and lockdown. If you were on the Zoom, you got to see it. And that was it. So why wouldn't I bring the story of a world record-breaking tiramisu to the show today?

I'm Kane. 100 Italian chefs using 50,000 lady fingers, the biscuits. You said ladyfinger. And more than 3,000 eggs. have broken the world record for the world's longest tiramassou. Oh, that is a lot of mixing. The record smashing dessert measured, get this, 440.6 meters long. That's nearly half a kilometre of Turamisu.

God, I would smash that, eh? They did it in like a school hall and they went one side to the other and back and back and back and back and back and back and back. Nice. Because you're not going to go half a kilometre down the street with Turamisu. So that's crazy. But how iconic would it have been? Imagine.

Imagine. We should do, we should do a tiramisu up the steepest street in New Zealand, up Bourbon Street. No, we should do a tiramisu to Timaru. And we go from Auckland to Timaru with Tiramisu. That's a bloody long tiramisu. Chef Carmelo Carnivali said each part of the tiramisu. No, that was me making an effort. Culturally insensitive.

Chef Carmelo Carnivali said each part of the Is that good? Don't let my dad hear you doing that. Don't let your dad listen to this show. I hope he doesn't. I want him to respect me. Anyone who listens to this show does not respect you and I. Each part of the two.

Do you know what I mean? Like if you listen to this show on the regular, we can accept that you have no respect for us. Fleshwood and Haley are trying to crowdsource their new billboard. Ours should be, Brian Clint, listen, you'll lose respect for them. I've made peace with that, have you? Yeah. I've made my peace.

Anyway, let me get through the boring details, okay? Okay, sorry. Each part of the Tiramisu had to be at least 8 centimetres high and 15 centimetres wide. Got it. For it to count towards the record. Okay. And they do those end-on-end-end-end-in-on-end for 440 metres. God, that's like a tiramisu centipede.

Yeah, yeah, it is. We're a tiramisu Anaconda. Mm. The... Tiramisu Zee. Head chef said it is the most incredible dessert that Italy has ever exported, which is a big call from the people who bought us canolis. Yep.

Panacotta. Gillato? Yeah, I thought gelato. Gelato's pretty average. Simi Frato. Don't give us that face, producer Claude. What are you choosing? If it's Turamisu or gelato.

I'm Italian. I'm Italian and I'm Italian. I can admit that ice cream You're Italian? Is better than gelato. No. Yes, it is. It is.

It is. It is. Gelato is poor man's ice cream. It's too thick. What? We are not taking ice cream advice from a vegan. Okay. I won't take fashion advice from you.

Ella has sorbets. She's like, could it get any better than this? I can't chop the ice cream like the rest of you. I can. And milk. It's delicious. Imagine, imagine oat milk ice cream.

Ella has a scoop of coconut yogurt and she's like, forgive me vegan, Jesus. Go back to doing a stupid Italian accent. Okay, I will. And they also brought us, Afagato. You were going to say something else then. Afigato. Afigato you.

He's an affigato. What's the matter you? Hey, why you're looking so blue? I forgot oh you You forgot on me And I forgot oh you Anyway Long live the term

Are we finished it Is the show over Nope 45 more More minutes But the good news is after this Ella's tagging us out for sorbet Yum I hope they've got lemon

I hope they've got the real watery one Which one's that? All of them. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. I read this interesting post from someone. It's an anonymous post and it's a gripe about their sibling. Ah, okay.

Which I feel like most people can relate. Oh, if you've got a sibling, you have a gripe. If you have a sibling, you have a gripe. I feel like it's pretty natural to from time to time or at some point in your life. You have love and you have a friend for life. but you also have a gripe or two. Yeah. Here and there,

because, I mean, they should be some of the closest people to you, your siblings. But you didn't choose them. No. No. You didn't get to choose them. You got given them.

Yeah. So here's the situation, right? And I'm sure they feel the same about you. 100%. I would be the most annoying sister. 100%. Yes, you would. But I'm also a great sister in other ways.

Mm-hmm. It's the good. What do you mean? Mm-hmm. I agreed with you. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I'm not your sister.

So I kind of I can't attest to the good stuff. Mate to me, you'll always be my sister. I just see the annoying stuff like that. Excuse you. You think you're all bloody perfect. We fight like we're siblings. Yes, we do.

So here's the situation. Here's what someone has asked for advice for. They said, I'm 35 and I have a younger brother who is 33. I've been financially independent since I got my first job in the workforce at 21. I saved like crazy and managed to buy my first home when I was. was 31 with my partner, but it didn't come without sacrifices. My younger brother has bounced around from job to job, lived with our parents on and off, started degrees and never finished them.

And I know for a fact that my parents have supported him financially throughout this mess. My mum and dad dropped the bomb on me recently that they will be helping my brother by his first home and will be gifting him the entire deposit. The entire. Okay, no, I thought they're going to help. But the entire deposit. I am absolutely fuming and I've had enough of this complete double standard.

Do I have a right to be mad and can I say something? Okay. This is very layered and Brea and I have had these conversations already. I'm fired up for this person. I'm fired up. I'll just say this. Okay. You didn't, your brother got the help.

You didn't. You did it yourself. Your parents love you equally, but they like you better. Okay? The one who they didn't have to give a whole house deposit to, they like you better. They love you equally.

They like you better. That's what the sibling who always gets the raw deal has to say to themselves. Yeah, but also you know that you're a more well-rounded person. You know you're more successful in life. Can't you just enjoy that? You didn't need anyone's help. You pulled yourself up by your bootstraps.

This is the thing, right? For me, I will never ever expect anything. from my parents. They don't owe me anything. They've done more than enough. But if they give it to your sister, you want it to. Well, it creates this divide, I believe. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. But I don't want anything.

No. But I think you can't be dishing out stuff to one siblings. But your siblings like, too bad, I do. But you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It does cause tension and rifts between siblings, I think, personally. Oh, don't worry. My kids are only five and six.

And even the slices of cheese on toast have to be cut perfectly down the middle. It has to be 50, 50 in everything. Yeah. I understand. I understand. I don't know. And like I don't have kids so I can't comment. But I feel like if I did have kids, like that would be one thing.

Like it needs to be fair across the board. We're talking about cheese on toast. A whole house deposit is very different. It's out the gate. It's out of the gate. Like, especially if you feel like your brother, like they said, he's bounced around from job to job, he's not taking life too seriously. And they give him a house deposit and you're like, he's going to lose the house. He's not going to pay that mortgage. He's useless.

Oh, I'd be fuming. We want to know this afternoon about your sibling double standard. What did they get or what do they get that you, and maybe your other siblings, don't or didn't? Or what's the rule for your sibling and you have a different rule? Yeah. You know, your parents hold your sibling to a certain standard And you're held to a completely different standard Oh, 800 dollars at them

Or you can text it into 96696. We can keep you anonymous if you want Or you can call your sibling out We're here for family rivalry too We want to know about the sibling double standard Going on in your family. Dead is Brinclent We're talking about sibling double standards

God, it boils my blood I know it does I know it does Don't act like you're above it It boils your blood just the same No, I've moved on from it a long time ago. And I like to claim the moral high ground. And I like to go, well, I actually doesn't need any help. Show of hands who believes Clint in the room? You don't know me.

No hands. You don't know me. Not a single hand. We've asked you, what did they get that you didn't? Or what's the rule for them, but the rule for you is different. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hello. What's your situation within your siblings? So I've got two sisters I'm the middle of the siblings Wait you're the middle child okay I'm in the middle child And our parents split up when we were younger

So I actually was living with my dad And he just favoured me Were you the only one anonymous Out of the three sisters that went and lived with your dad Yes Ah okay that makes sense Yeah it's making sense So when we I mean I'm

31 now, so we're quite older and moved out of home. Got it. But even still now, if there's something like, oh, we need some extra money for gas or, you know, something essential. Though my sisters will ask me, oh, can you ask Dad if we can get some help

and just make it so that it's through us? They go through you. I hope you're taking a clip of that. If they ask for $100, I hope you go to Dad for 100 and you give them 80, you know? I never think about that. You did the groundwork. She's being a good sister, so you do, you put in the hard yard where you ask your dad for your sisters when they need something. That's genius.

How old were you anonymous when you chose to live with divorced dad instead of mum? I was 12. Oh my God, that is such good groundwork from you because somewhere you knew that later in life doesn't benefit you and you would be daddy's girls. And it was always going to pay off. There's two sisters went and live with mum, so she can't have a favourite, whereas you were the only one that went with dad. So you're always going to be dad's favour. Page is jeep. Planning your head.

Anonymous, genius, man. Very good. Thank you. Paige is here. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello, Team. How are we? Good, thanks.

We're talking about sibling double standards. You've got some different thoughts from a youngest child. Yeah, yeah. A little bone to pick now. Oh, okay, Paige. We're all theirs. I just feel like we get a bit of a bad rap. I feel like people are just like, you know,

the younger siblings are they just, they use our stuff and they do this. They do that. ever think when we're trying to be like them, that we're trying to, you know. Oh, shut up, Paige. You know what I'm saying? No, the youngest, the youngest has it so easy. Because we cleared the path for you. We did all the scrub cutting, cutting down all the bad rules.

We got, yes, yes. No, because, get this, I've got an older sister. And because of that, you know, now that I can supposedly do all these things, she hates me because she's like, well, I didn't get to her. She's jealous, yeah. Well, how do you win? You know, like, I want to be like you. Same page.

Is that it? There's a page joke that one. Wham, wamp, wah. All right, page stoner. By the way, team. Oh, thanks, Paige. Thanks, Paige. We appreciate it.

Oh, God. And thanks for the younger child perspective, because neither Bree or I are. Yeah, and I don't seem like you appreciated it. Do we... No, I kind of see what you're saying, Paige. I feel like it's the eldest children that need to have a few pegs taken off of, to be honest.

You younger children just don't know what we went through. That's the thing. That sounds like the eldest sibling kind of viewpoint. Yeah, correct. I'm speechless. I'm just sitting here like with my mouth open. Hey, Paige, should us middle children and youngest children form an alliance against the eldest children? Oh, yes.

You've known Paige for 45 seconds, okay? No, no, no, no. This isn't the first time we've spoken. We speak all the time. Okay, thanks, Paige. Paige and I text on Instagram. Are you guys on the same page? Yeah.

Some texts on this. We asked for sibling double standard. and my sister constantly treats people poorly and rips people off. No consequences. My other sister and I are subjected to constant scrutiny. It's like she's in the too hard basket. Well, I reckon you've hit the nail on the head there. She's a lost cause.

Whereas your parents know that you guys, they can still be successful with you to, so they're pouring all their effort into you to. That's hard. It's a hard pill to swallow, though. This one I would struggle with as well. It says my brother has not had to get a job the whole time he's, been studying. My mum

supports him financially so he doesn't have to work. I had a job the entire time I was in uni with no financial support. Mumy's boy. That sounds very similar to me. An anonymous text. My parents helped my sister pay more than half

of her rent and when I found out I asked mum about doing the same for me and she said no. FYI our family is quite well off. That's so ruthless. Oh, so they just, it was just personal then. They just didn't want to help you.

It's so personal. What about this? My youngest sibling got a moped. My parents also paid her lawyer fees and gave her money towards a house deposit and helped her move to Cambridge to her current location. My parents didn't help me get into my first property, nor did they help me buy a moped. She is the youngest of the three. I thought the moped is the main bone of contention there.

Yeah, the moped. The house is the one thing, but a moped. The moped sounds like the real. sawpoint. I am the eldest and female. I could not sleep in the same room as my fiancé, not boyfriend, fiancee. My root

rat brother had a revolving door at my parents' house. It still boils my blood. Root rat brother. What about one more? One more. It says my mum said she's not giving us Christmas presents worth more than a hundred dollars anymore because we're too old.

That's unfair because my brother got good presents till he was 26 and I got cut off at 23. He also lived at home for four more years than me. God, that person's keeping score. Some kids do. Some kids have got it like a ledger. And I love it.

You write all this down and at one point you'll need to bring out that no pad. Yeah. And say, mum, these are all the discrepancies. When your parents pass, take it to the lawyer when they're divvying up the will and go, actually, she got a moped and I didn't. ZD.N's Brancl. If you're watching the new season of Celebrity Treasure Island, the new know this man survived elimination last night.

Please welcome from Shortland Street. It's Ben Barrington. Hello everybody. Nice to be here. Oh, I was hoping you were going to play the Shorty Street music. Oh, that'd be nice. Yeah. He's heard enough of that though.

But let's get down the business. We're trying to get off on a positive fight. We can't because how dare you eliminate poor Sammy Poole? Young Sammy Poole, you come in there, grizzled old man. You're like, get out of here. With your youth. With your year. With your youthful.

With your youthful vigor. She's got so much personality in youth. I need to get rid of her off the island immediately. This old grey cummugent. It was really kind of David versus Goliath. I know. I know. And it just, I just felt terrible that we were so unfairly matched. I mean, we might as well just have had an arm wrestle.

Sammy and I, you know? But we'd agreed beforehand that I was going to go up for that elimination challenge. Yes. No matter what. And when we got up to the hill and saw the challenge, we were like, just get one of them off. to put a dent in their confidence. So that's the way.

And it paid off. It paid off. But afterwards I thought I would have had a good chance against someone a bit bigger or stronger of like matching my own. In fairness to you, though, you didn't know what type of challenge it was. And the challenges can be catered towards certain people. And in this case, it was more catered towards you. For all we knew, there could have been a catwalk there. Yes.

Down the middle of that. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? And a sashet down and a turn at the end. Could have been a quiz about who played at Coachella last year. Because they've made a big deal out of this old people versus young people dynamic. And that first episode especially,

and the young people were like, we got them, we're so young. And then so it's good for you guys to get that away straight away. Yeah, to show that the old folks can still. Exactly right. Exactly right. A thing or two about one or two things. Put those new tennis balls on your walkers and away you go.

You just never know what's going to happen. We have a work sweepstakes going on here for Celebrity Treasure Island. Of course. And none of us know who wins the competition except for Brie's it's completely fair, and you have been drawn by our boss Marty. Oh. I thought we could just give him a call right now because he's at home sick today. Yes, he would like to talk to his horse in this race.

Obviously, it's got to be retrospective, but Marty, I've got your pick from Celebrity Treasure Island in the room. Marty, Ben, how are you? Yeah, very good, Ben. Hey, look, when I picked you out, I thought, God, I'm lucky to have you. I just feel like you've got all the right criteria, your strong, handsome, clever. Kind of felt like you ticked all the boxes. Oh, thank you very much. Well, Clint just kind of suggested that you had chosen me

based on all those qualities you've just listed, but now you've said you drew my name out of a hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was one of those... What goes up, must come down, Martin. Yeah, that's right. Well, I'm going to do my absolute best for you, mate. There's nothing he can do now, Marty.

It's all been filmed, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want, no, what I want you to do, Marty is even though it's all been filmed, I want you to give him like a posthumous pep talk, okay? I want you to talk to be embarrassed. Arrington, talk him into winning this season of Celebrity Treasure Island, please. If you'd mention some of those positive attributes that you just

did a minute ago, you could feel free to repeat any of those and add more, Marty? Yeah, no, I'll be more than happy to. Well, I mean, episode one that you really stood out as a leader in the group. What I would say is just be careful. You don't want to have a target on your back, so maybe just have some of those qualities earn the trust from the rest of the team, but don't put your neck on the line

too early so that you last a distance. You're just going to stay in as long as you can. Well, you're a bit bloody late, Marty. Where was this couple of months ago? This would have been very useful. Marty's only seen episode one and his advice was don't put your neck on the line too soon. Ben puts himself up for elimination on episode two, Madi. He sacrifices himself, I'll do it.

Oh, Ben, mate, the accidental drawer slash pitiful decision to have you as my guy. Well, he's still in there. No spoilers, but he's still in there. You're all good, Marty. Yeah. Yeah, love that. Looking forward to following your journey, Ben. He puts his hand up again tonight to go back into the ring,

but we'll see our. That was place out, huh? I volunteer for every single elimination. Ben Barrington, best of luck with this season. It's fantastic already. We can't wait to see how you go. Thanks, mate. I had the best time.

And part of that, of course, was with Bree. You know, we just had a laugh. Oh, cheers, mate. I had a great time with you too. Jeez, get a room. Maybe. That's Brie and Clint podcast. Shows brought you by KFC's Katsub Bowl.

You can get a taste of Japan at KFC for a limited time. The tea. Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Dean, Jessica Beale, Justin Timberlake's misses, has finally spoken out about all his bad behaviour. She has, and she's given him the ultimatum. He needs to basically clean up or ship out. So she has obviously been as shocked as all of us

when we saw those unsettling videos of him, you know, carrying on like a pork chop, let's just say that. And like he's really been, he really hasn't had a great couple of years, has it, if you think about it. I remember there was the... Cheating scandal. She, thank you, but... I was trying to put a nice way.

I was trying to look for a nice word. No, no, no. It was what it was. He cheated and he put out a statement and he owned it, but he still cheated on Jessica Beale of all people. I know. God, it's crazy, isn't it? Yes, so she's basically giving him the ultimatum,

like basically get it together or we're done. So I think he'll be, we'll be seeing a different, Justin Simberlake, hopefully when it's a bit more, you know, mature. If, if Jessica Beal gives you a third chance, you sort your, you sort your crap out. Yeah. You pull your bloody head in. He has had a lot of bad press.

You're right, there was the cheating thing, there was the drink driving, and then there was the drink driving video, so he kind of had double bad press for that. But for me, the most embarrassing thing is, have any of you guys seen him appearing in the background of her workout videos recently? She puts up videos where she has a personal trainer come to the house, and she's doing like Pilates and stuff, and he's been getting involved in some of the workouts. She looks about 15 times more athletic than Justin Timberlake does. He is not, you know those videos that came out of him not being that good a dancer anymore? It's the same in the gym.

It's the same in the gym. She's always been very athletic, though. Yeah. Yeah. But he was bringing sexy back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's still tall.

He was a non-dancer. He used to be, yeah. He used to be. That's the tea with Dean McCarthy. I didn't even need to be shady Clinton at all for me today. At least, at least. Why am I defending Justin Tim? Why am I the only one out here?

Why am I fighting against you two? Yeah, I mean, at least he could dance at one point. We've never been able to dance. That's true. Yeah, fair cool. Throw stones and glass houses. That's the tea with D. McCarthy. The ZD.M. Podcast Network.

We're big rugby league fans on the show. Well, at least I am and you've kind of jumped on board late. But we'll take it. We will take it. And I love watching the footy, love footy season. Do you ever watch the Maddie John show? Didn't think so because you're not a true rugby league fan. But I do.

I catch up on the Maddie John's show Sunday night with Maddie Johns, it's called. Okay. And they were talking about an ex-kiwi player on the show. And I didn't really know much about this story. Tawara Nikau. Oh, I thought you were the rugby league guy on the show. Okay, how do you pronounce it? Tarweta Nico.

Okay, well, Maddie John's definitely got the pronunciation. He got it wrong. But they were to do. He called him Tuera? He called him. He called him. He called him. Yeah, right.

Nick Al is what he called him. And anyway, he was a big player in the Melbourne storm back in the late 90s, early 2000s. And then after he retired, he got into a bad motorbike accident and had to get one of his legs amputated from the knee down. He did fight for life with one leg. He's played rugby league with one leg. Yeah, yeah. Well, he's got a prosthetic leg as well. But yeah, he's incredible.

Yeah, he's an amazing athlete. But they caught up with him on the show. and he told the story of what he did with his leg after they amputated it. Take a listen. She goes, what are you going to do with your leg? I said, oh, I just built a new house and I got a big bar and I'm going to put it in a big jar

and leave it on the bar. So when I got home, I had a look at it. I thought, oh shit, that looks a bit gory. So I just got a big rubbish bag and I wrapped it up and I put it in the freezer in the garage. About two weeks later, we had a barbecue at my house. My mate Shane, the butcher comes over. I say, bro, can you go in the shed and grab that leg of pork off the top shelf?

So he goes in the shed, opens it up, and he throws the leg in the air, was my leg. But not long after one of my nephews passed away and I buried it upside down on top of my nephew, my leg, so he could have something to play around with. There's so much to digest. There's so much to digest in that. What a great story. First of all, where do you find a jar big enough for half a leg? Second of all, you put it in your freezer and you got your mate to get it out for a barbecue.

And third of all, you bury it. You buried it upside down on your late nephew, so he had something to play with? Yeah, to keep him company. Half a leg. Yeah. Well, it's his leg, so. In a backyard leg cricket. What would you do with it?

Well, first of all, would you ask to take it? Or would you... I don't know if I'd want it. Yeah. Because, I mean, what, yeah, what do you do with it? I feel like you bury it or your taxi dermia it, maybe? Yeah, it depends. You know, people have like a rabbit foot.

You could have, like, your own. This is so morbid, but yeah. Yeah, I don't know what you do with it. That's why they incinerate it. That's why they don't really give it out. But a lot of cultures, they don't want that. If it's a part of you, it comes home with you and you bury it, right? Yeah, which is fair.

My hairdresser told me a story when I got my last haircut. We're talking about tattoos, and she had a tattoo of something that she regretted. I forget what the tattoo was because somehow that wasn't the most interesting part. one night she decided she didn't want that tattoo anymore so she got a friend to cut it out of her body it's about the size of 50 cent piece she cut it out with a really sharp knife

that she sterilised and she put it in a jar in some you know how hairdressers have the blue liquid that they clean the hair brushes in who are you going to get haircuts from who is this person oh yeah well she's good bird Is she from one of the saw movies?

Like, who is this? Is this jigsaw that you're getting a fade from? Let me finish the story. She put the tattoo in a jar of blue hairdressing liquid. And then over time it started to degrade. And one of her clients, she told me, is an embalmer. She's, he runs like a, he works for like a funeral home. And she told him about it and he goes,

oh, I'll get you some embalming fluid for it. So now she has her tattoo preserved an embalming fluid. That is disgusting. And she goes, it's out the back if you want to see it. And I was like, no, no, I'm good. It's so yuck. It's yuck. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I saw Aunt Green flashing his bloody elbow spurs. Oh, it's cardlage. Yeah. He'd had all these little bits of bone taken out of his elbow and he was flashing him on Instagram the other day. He's like, look at all these little bits of bone taken from the elbow. You know him, though.

He'll put those in a smoothie. Reconchew. Yeah, I am not sacrificing free protein. Especially protein. You know what I can make from this? Bone broth. Human bone broth. Only available on my website right now.

Art Green's bone broth. What's in it? It says on the label. Shit, I'd have some Art Green bone broth. Art Green's bone broth. If he can guarantee even just like a small percentage of athletic ability from him. Not a euphemism, by the way. That Art Green's bone broth.

No, that's literal bone broth. What's the question we're asking this afternoon? The question we're asking this afternoon is, What did you do with your body part? And maybe you've had an amputation. Maybe you've had some kidney stones removed. Maybe you had your appendix removed. Maybe you lost a finger at a sawmill.

But we want to know what you, what was the thing that got taken? Ella's not prepared for this. Ella's not looking well. She's looking queasy. Ella, are you okay? Yeah, I don't appreciate this. Right. What was the thing that got taken from your body?

Oh. And what did you do with it? You kept it and did something with it. No, not necessarily kept it. God. But, yeah, you did something with it. Okay. I don't want to hear about what happened to your toes.

So, like, call us, please, but just loosely tell me. This is a true story. Yeah, oh no. My uncle, he's big toe. No, I'm out. Half of it, taken off by the lawnmower. And what did he do with it? They never found it.

Oh. He looked. He mulched it. Yeah. It's Z&M's Brea and Clint podcast. What did you do with your body, part may have had an amputation, may have taken something from inside of your body out. Might have had something removed by choice.

You might have gone, you know what? Doesn't serve me? My pinky finger. What? Got rid of it. I don't know. Who in their right mind is doing that? The pinky finger has a lot of different uses.

Okay. Heaps. If you had to lose one, which one are you losing? I've told you this before. Have you? Yeah. What one are you losing? I'm, it's on my right hand.

Yeah. I'm losing the ring finger on my right hand because all the other fingers serve a purpose for me. Oh, okay. And then it's just instant. Yeah, no more explaining. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we want to know what you did with, geez, Bree.

We want to know what you did with the body part. Isabella. Isabella's here. Hi, Isabella. Hi. What's the body part? I lost an extra finger Okay

Wait you had an extra one I was born with one And they tied it off when I was Like a couple of hours old Similar to how you would In like a lamb's tail And then it fell off And the dog ate it

Wait the dog ate it Yeah my grandmother's dog Oh my god And fell off the floor And dog just ate it Because they do the same thing Like you said with the dog's tail They kind of yeah

Which is quite cruel to the dogs But they dock the tail And eventually loses blood circulation and falls off. Wait, did they dock your extra finger, Isabella? Yeah. Wow. It's quite common, actually.

Is it? Yeah. Like to be born with like kind of an extra little finger or an extra little pinky toe? Would it have functioned if they'd left it? Would you have a sixth functional finger, Isabella? It had all the functions, apart from there was no bone connection,

so it would have been quite sloppy. Yeah, imagine you trying to fit it into a glove. The dog ate it? Good. Zara's here. Hi, Zara. Hi, Zara. Hello. Hello, Zara. What was the body part? Tonsils.

Tonsils. What'd you do with them? I kept them just to show my dad. He likes that kind of stuff. What do you mean he likes that kind of stuff? Anything like Gory, you know? Like, Mom had a C-section. He was there like, show me everything. What? He was there enjoying your mom's C-section. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dad.

Yeah. Dead. Okay. But the worst was we forgot about them. I showed him and they ended up in the fridge in the little plastic can. And then like six months later we found them way back in the door behind the jam. Oh. How much, how much, how much, surely someone in the household made a bit with someone else saying how much to eat them.

Oh. Oh, no, we didn't go there. They were a bit green. You can't because you know Dad will do it for free. Dad's like, let me in there. Danzo, you can't, already ate him. Tiadi's here, hi, Tiadi. Good, mate.

Hi, how are you guys? We're good. We're asking people what you did with your body part. What was the body part? So it wasn't me, but it was my mum. She has a part of her skull. What? At home, yeah.

How come? Did she have an accident or something? Yeah, so she had a brain tumor and she got it removed and they had to take part of her skull out, so she got to keep it. How big are we talking? About this Well her tumour was like the size of a golf ball And her

Like part of her skull Is taking out maybe like three by five centimetres Wow Does that mean your mum has like a metal plate In her head or is it just like a missing piece? Yeah It was missing for a little while But she's gotten titanium put in now

Sick Nice Yeah Get the whole head done Then you don't have to wear a helmet Yeah That was insensitive But I'm glad to hear mum's doing well

Our question is what did you do with your body part. Someone said, not me, but we kept our dog's testicles when we found out that she was actually a boy.

Okay. Good memory. Someone else said, my dad's friend lost a finger and he kept the bones in a mini coffin. That's weird.

My finger got chopped off and now it's in a junk jar at home in my junk drawer. Does it go bad? Yeah. You know, like how long till it goes bad?

Can you put it in a dehydrator like Bill Tong? Dry it out? Yeah. Someone said, if hair counts, I cut off hair from three different parts of my body and then glued it to my face as a part of a hair dare. I want a bar tab.

No, that doesn't count. No, it counts. Emily said a friend of mine cut his pointer finger off at work in an accident and then he gave it to another friend for his birthday. What a weird birthday present. I mean, original, no one else is getting that same present for your friend. I imagine the guy's like, oh my God, how did you know? It's just what I wanted.

Yeah. Your index finger. someone said, my husband crushed his fingers and had a couple amputated. We asked multiple times. We were asked multiple times if we wanted to keep them and we said no. A few months later the hospital called again and they said, hey, we still have those fingers here. Do you want them? And we were like, geez, they'll be a bit manky now.

No, thanks. Yeah, obviously no. We said no the first time. Hi, team. I also had my dog's nuts cut off and kept in solution. Every time he pissed me off or did something he wasn't meant to, I'd give the jar a shake at him. That's a bit rough. Did it work?

It's not like voodoo nuts. I don't think he can still feel it. Someone else said, my son had a below knee amputation and I now have his foot in my freezer. He wants to get the bones out one day and have it on display. Oh, like dinosaur bones. That would be pretty sick. Yeah. That would be sick.

Someone else said, not me, but my friend kept her placenters from each birth in the freezer and then would cut off small bits and chase it down with a Guinness. Apparently good for you. You imagine being over at your friends, yes. And your friends are like, oh, don't? A little bit of placenta for me. A bit of Guinness, wash it down. Some people are built from different stuff, man.

Last one, I had my fibula bone removed from my leg. It got turned into a new jawbone. I had a tumour removed. Wow! That's incredible. That's amazing. And was it a coincidence that we need some bone? And you're like, I actually have my fibula in the freezer.

Wait, wait. So they had their leg removed. Yes. Where their fibula was. Yes. And then they've had a tumour in their jaw. Yes. And then they went, hey, can you use this piece of bone?

Yeah. Or did they have the tumour in the jaw and then got the bone taken out of their leg? Oh, to put it in. Yeah. Go and get some bone. from my fibula. Because like what a great coincidence. Not sure.

Not sure. God, that's amazing. They can take that bone and then put it into your face. Yeah. All of it. All of this is amazing. It's ZM's Breanclint podcast. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you? It's time for Breanclin's Google Down. Punk. But first, let's play some Google Down to win you guys, some KFC chicken dollars. If you've backed the winner, you could score yourself. 50 KFC chicken dollars. You can back Clint, Claudia or Ella to

9696. I've asked these questions into Google and I'm looking for the correct and most common answer that comes up. If you yell it out first, I'll give you a point. First of three takes the game. Are we ready to play? Ready.

Question number one, who together with Steve Jobs founded Apple 50 years ago? You're missing one. Ronald Wayne. That was a tie Steve Wozniak and Ronald Wayne I'm not going to give it to anyone because I was looking for both names

and so Clint got part and you guys got the other part Who the hell is Ronald Wayne Andrew Garfield's character right Maybe oh In what? That was the Facebook movie The movie

That's the Facebook movie I think you're thinking of Yeah this is Apple Oh yeah Never mind damn it I thought of smart Oh. Yeah, that was good. Damn it.

Move on. Tom Holland's my favorite Spider-Man. Question number two, how many seasons of the reboot of Celebrity Treasure Island have they made? Seven. Ella's correct. It is seven. The current one on TV at the moment is seven. Well done, Ella.

Thank you. Ella gets a point. Question number three. Who invented corn flakes? Dr. John Harvey Kellogg. I'm going to give it to Claudia. And his brother, Will Keith. I was looking for John Harvey Kellogg.

That's who they're named after. John Harvey Kellogg. One to Claude, one to Ella. Question number four. Are we ready? Yep. Yeah. Who won the NRL grand final in 2013?

Roosters. Roosters. I'm going to give it to Clint. Oh, I see Sydney first, though. Sydney Roosters took it out in 2013. We are all tied up here in the 5th. What is the population in 26 of Nelson?

54,300. 59,200. I would have accepted both those answers but I'm going to give it to Ella because she was first because it was between 54 and 59. It was. Womp, womp, womp. Well done. Two to Ella. One to Claude, one to Clint. You can do it here, Ella. We move on to question number six. What is the most?

widely sold variety of banana. Cavendish. Ecuadorian. Kevin. Kevin Dish. Cavendish is the correct answer. Oh, done. Two to Clint.

Clint loves his nannies. Yeah, yeah. You do love banana. If they're bruised, I get them. WonderClaude. Two to Ella. Question number seven. Where did the beer, little creatures,

originate from? Australia. I need more than that. Byron Bay. Sydney. Ella and Clint are out. Oh no. I'm spelling everything wrong and it doesn't know what I'm trying to say.

I'm ready. I'm ready. Let me back in, coach. Let me back in to win the game. Mine's saying Hobsonville Point in Auckland. Yeah, let me in, let me in. No. Yeah, go on me.

No, everyone's out. Fremantle. It's Fremantle, Western Shreya. We move on to another question which I haven't prepared because we're having questions, but question number eight. In what year did the skinny mobile company launch? 2012. Ella, get it.

And you're not going to believe this. Guess who Ella was playing for? It's Ella. Well done, Ella. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Yep. What a game. She is.

She's on the dodgy line, but we'll get it out to you ASAP. Well done, Ella. Good job. Good game. That was really fun. Yeah, good game. Play Z-Eems. The Comedy Festival is about to get underway, and we have our friend in the studio who's performing in it with his show, Crowdwork, Comedy, Keir Carnival.

Welcome to the show, Tony Lyle. Oh, thank you very much for having me. And what a mouthful that show name is. Yeah, who came up with that? Well, I thought it was very clever in September last year. I thought, yeah, it's quite crack. I'm doing a crowdwork-based show, and we're having another baby, so our family's getting real big, so I was like, you know, got to get a care carnival. So I'll smush those together.

Turns out, no one really knows what's going on. Yeah, it's... Do you drive a Keir Carnival? Because that would cement it all together. What kind of car have you got? Well, I don't drive a Keir Carnival. But I would say this. You know, if the head honcho of Kea is out there,

I've been saying Kea Carnival for months on end at any media publicity. So, you know, hook a brother up. How many kids do you have, Tony? I currently have three and there's another one in the pipe. Okay, so that is Kea Carnival territory. It's Kea Carnival. When we told our kids, we sat them down,

the three of them and said, hey, we're having another baby. We thought it'd be this cute moment. And I put my phone up and filmed it. and we thought, oh, they get this wholesome moment. They cried, didn't they? Well, I was wondering, you know, we'll show them later, and it'll be so nice.

And the first sec in my daughter, who's six, as soon as he told them, we said, we have another baby. She goes, we're going to have to get a bigger car. Straight off the bad. What a practical child. I hadn't thought of it. It was the first time I'd thought of it.

So I was like, oh, we're going to have to redo the budget. She said, listen, you're going to start crunches some numbers. Get that spreadsheet working. One of us isn't going to university. And I think we know which one. So, so, because you're busy dad with kids on the way, the show this, this year, it largely revolves around you doing crowd work.

That is true. So I do a lot of emcee work as well, and a lot of that just naturally is crowdwork. I enjoy talking to the crowd, getting stuff off them, and just going with the vibes. So I thought, you know what, I might see if I could do that for a full hour. Some comedians might call that cheap, not writing a joke, but I did it for an hour in Christchurch on the weekend. And I've never worked my ass off so hard. It was tough sledding. I was going to say, that's my worst nightmare.

Yeah, it was very, I felt nude. I felt like I went out there naked. I had no gags. but it went really well. I was stoked at the end with how that it came together. I had enough structure there that it was still a show, still 100% worth coming to. It's not just a man up there wobbling around on stage

trying to think of things to say. Which it could be. We thought we would put you to the test this afternoon. And what we believe is a radio first. Yeah, I don't know if this has ever been done before. Maybe there's good reason for that. We're inviting you listening right now to pick up the phone right now

and call 0800 dial ZEM. and Tony Lyle is going to do crowdwork with you. If you don't know what crowdwork is, it's where Tony will ask you some questions and based on your answers, he'll do some comedy around your answers, right? Yeah, if you don't know what crowd work, because it's basically what Matt Rife does on Instagram,

and I'm sort of New Zealand's Matt Rife, as I'm saying, both equally as hot. You've given yourself that title. Yeah, New Zealand's Matt Rife. He's also campaigning for a Kia Carnival sponsorship. I imagine he does go on radio shows and say Can Ivacar? Well, let's do it. There's some break.

People who will call through now on 0800 dials at him. Yeah. Call now. And are you ready to do this, Tony? Because we've got the first person standing by. A bit of stuff. All right, here we go. I can't wait.

All right. Just set the tone. Well, I do like that. Please welcome to the stage. Tony, Lyle! And Jen, hi, Jen. Hi, Jen. Hi, Jen.

How's it going to? What do you do for a living? Sales assistant. You're a sales assistant. You assisted any good sales lately? Um, yeah, a few. I work with an alcohol company, so always better on a Friday. Well, you've probably been preloading for about three hours before you made this phone call.

You've got it. Yeah, you have. Yeah, she laughed. I don't want to say that your life is in shambles, Jen, but it is Wednesday. It is, what, 10 to 5, and you've been drinking since 1 o'clock. I think I don't see an employee the month award coming in your future. Oh, it's part of the job. It's part of the job.

it is. It's part of the problem. It's part of the HR meetings that you're probably attending at the moment. We got to. Thank you, Jen. Thank you for being part of the first radio club with. We appreciate it. Sorry, Jim. We have more people coming through as well. We're just waiting them to get through the producers. Here we go. Ila's here. Hi, Ila.

Hi, Ila, you're on with Tony. Hey, Ila. Hey, are you in a relationship there, Eila? That sounded creepy. Sorry about that. I didn't, I wasn't trying to pose or anything. How old are you, Ila? No, no. That was brave. Hey, Ila, DGF. I'm 15. Oh, okay. Okay, moving right along.

We can... So I'm assuming you got a wee boyfriend there? No, unfortunately. Well, I mean... Dig yourself out of this one, Tony. So what do you do for fun? I'm sweating up here, and this is why crowdbook is so good, because every now and again, you need a careful.

You don't know what's going to happen. Ila, unfortunately, it's an R-18 gig, so we're going to have to let you go. Thank you. a real turn Tony. Hey Eiler, next time, could you lie? Could you lie and just make it appropriate? No, don't ask them to do that. That's worse.

We've got one more person for you. Violet's here. Violet, good afternoon. How old she is first? Good afternoon, guys. Hey, Violet, how's it going, mate? How old are you, Violet? Good. I'm 22nd. Oh, now we're in the game. Hey, what do you do for fun, Violet?

What do I do for fun? Yeah. We drive our 63 Cadillac in around town and... Yeah. That absolutely rules. What do you mean we? Who gets in? Do you have like a huge mob of people? No, no, just me, my partner and our child.

Oh, you get the baby in. And now, is there seats for a car seat in the back of a Cadillac? No, there's just two front let belts. So you just chuck two belts over the baby and you're good to go? Pretty much. If anyone from AA is listening, I just want to know, Violet is doing a joke there. She's a responsible parent. And she forces her baby into that car seat. Like every other parent out there, six straps across the baby at all times.

They're like an astronaut getting ready to shot in a situation. space in that car seat. I want to go back to Eiler. Yeah, can we get Eiler back on? I don't ever want to be reminded of Ila again in my life. That's all good. And if we could delete that, I don't want that showing up in any court documents. Tony Lyle will be in the comedy festival

with crowd work, comedy, Kia Carnival. The 6th of May at the Q Theatre, which is next Wednesday and Saturday. Thank you very much, Tony. Hey, thanks a lot and come along. Unless you're 15, then please, you know, go out. Good idea. Let's play Small Town Big Deal.

Bree and Clans' Small Town, Big Deal. It's a simple game, really, and the mission is simple as well to find out who is the bigger deal from their small town. Both Bree and I are from Small Towns. I'm from Rotorua. She's from a place called Stanthorpe that you've never even heard of in Australia. That's how small it is. We're keeping score. It's 2-1.

I've had two places in Rottaroa remember me, including last walk, last week. And we called the Pig and Whistle. A baron rid ruin you me. No, no surprises there. You were pretty stoked about it. I was actually. Today, because I want you to get a point. I've changed my idea about this game.

I want you to get a point. So I have gone to your mother, who still lives in Stanthorpe, and I've asked her for the name of a place that would possibly remember you. Or know who I am. Or know who you are. Oh, here we go.

What does Mama Die said? What do you think? I have no idea what she would have said I don't know if she's the best gauge on this to be honest She sent me to Stanthorpe's only Bikini Waxing Centre No she hasn't

She sent me to a place called Pink Poppies It's a gift store And she said yep they'll know Bree at Pink Poppies Oh imagine how This is even more embarrassing if they don't We're calling them now Oh no Pink Poppies living creatively

In Stanthorpe Just see if they know you Hi, it's Lou speaking. Is that Lou, did you say? Yeah, that's right. Hi, Lou, it's Clint calling from a radio station in New Zealand called ZM. How are you? Yeah, I'm good.

How are you going? Doing well. We play a little game on our show, and all I need to know from you is, are you familiar with a person who goes by the name of Brie or Brina Thomas L? Yes, I am. You are? Zed Loo! How do you know her? Well, I don't know her really.

well, but her mum is a good customer of mine, but I do know her. And you know that she's got a daughter called Bree? Yeah, cool. Oh, we're going to take it. I know she works on a radio station. Yes, she does. Get in Lou! Oh, I owe you one.

Next time I'm in Stantholp, I'm going to come in and buy all the pink poppies. Perfect. Sounds good. What's Mama Dye's favorite gift to pick up at Pink Poppies, Lou? Oh, Dye loves coming in to buy candles. Yes. And she likes to buy some clothing, too. She bought her toy koal.

for my daughter's. Did she possibly get that from pink poppies? She potentially might of yet. Oh my gosh, that koala's in my house to this very day. Can you stop selling her damn candles, please, Lou? She loves candles. Oh, my God, she loves a scented candle. She does love Santa candles, that's true. Oh, she's got all the bloody scents that we're ever made.

Hey, thanks, Lou, we appreciate you, you're a doll. Thanks, Lou. No worry. All right, see you later. Come on, another point on the board. To all. God, I've got to thank Mama Die for that one. She got you over the line there.

I feel like without her, she would have had no idea who I was. You were riding her coat tails on that one. No, I think that's just every day. We need to talk about Harry and Zoe. It's been confirmed by multiple sources now that they are indeed engaged. There's a story in the New Zealand Herald today that says Zoe Krabbit's ring was done by a New Zealand designer. Really? Yes.

Don't quiz me on who? It's a Kiwi designer. I can find it out. Zoe and Morgan. Oh, that would be good, wouldn't it? Yeah. It's not. Michael Hill.

Oh, that'd be good. Yeah, she looks like she could. Nick Von Kay. He did yours, didn't he? Yeah. Jessica McCormick. Oh, good on you, Jessica. That's a good inn.

Well done. That's such a claim to fame. Do you get an invite to the wedding? I don't think so. Well, depends. I'll do the ring for free but I want to come to the wedding. What?

I'd be like, well, you can shove it then. Yeah. I'll find someone else. I'll go to Pesco's. Anyone else will do this ring for me. Anyway, it has been confirmed and people are worried about one of Zoe Kravitz's ex-fiancees

because she's been engaged three times. Yes. Well, technically, yeah, she's been engaged three times. She was married once. Who was she married to? Don't know. Not Lenny Kravitz. That's her dad.

Correct. Yeah. Just in case you were wondering of Kravitz. She was married quite young, didn't work out. And then she had the relationship with Channing Tatum, where I believe they started dating in 2021, then got engaged after dating for two years. And then they kind of just grew apart, which was sad.

But people are worried about him because he posted something very cryptic on his Instagram after this news has kind of all come to light about Harry and her getting engaged. Do you want to hear what he's posted? Yeah, I do, yeah. So it's gone. You can't see it now,

but it was on his Instagram story and I managed to find it. So he posted a poem and this is what it said. Oh no, I haven't got what it said. Oh, Bree, you took us right to the edge. No, no, no, no, no, I've got it. I've got it.

Alison, she's got it if you haven't. I found it. I found it. Okay. It's a poem by John Rodell, and it says, is my brain and heart divorced a decade ago over who was to blame about how big of a mess I have become?

Oh my God. It's very deep. He's in his fields in public. Do you think he's crashing out publicly? I think he's crashing out publicly because Harry Stiles stole his girl. He even wrote a song about it. Imagine if this comes up on his Spotify algorithm, Channing's done. This was the song that he posted.

That's with the poem. Can you imagine? Oh, poor Chan. You talk about Zoe being engaged three times. Channing's been engaged twice. Yeah. Yeah. His first wife, who he was married to for a long time.

Jenna Dewan. And then Zoe. And then Zoe. Zoe Cravitz. The one that got away. Zoe Kravitz must love real hard. Like to be engaged three times. Oh, yeah.

She's not that old. She'd be, what, 35? I can tell you she's 37. She must love hard and fast. And she has broken hearts all around the world with this Harry Stiles News, and including we can confirm Channing Tatum's. It'd be such a claim to fame if you'd gotten three people to propose to you. Yeah.

I would love that if it was a fact about me. I've got zero. You might not be aware of this if you haven't listened to this show forever, but Channing Tatum follows Bree on Instagram. they follow each other. We've DMed. We've actually spoken over DM. We arranged an interview for you guys to meet,

face-to-face over Zoom, which you did. He asked me how my mum was. Is he aware of your engagement? Probably. Because if he isn't, and you send that to him too, that could tip him over here. Oh, I feel like that will really upset him. Yeah.

Yes, producer Ella. Would now be the time to send your condolences to Channing? You haven't messaged him in a while. No, I left him. him on red. Yeah. I left him on scene and I refuse unless it was an amazing

idea. Can we brainstorm? I think it's an amazing idea. I think it's, hey, Chan, saw the poem. I'm not calling him Chan. Hey Chan. Hey, Chan, saw the poem.

Thought I'd write you one. Just thought you should know. I'm here for you. If you ever want to chat. Reach out. Yeah. L-Y-S-M. Maybe you should do a video

because he likes your videos. Oh my God. You and your mum. Hi, Chenning. It's mum and joy, yeah. We know you're having a tough time at the moment. It happens to everyone. Yeah, he would love that.

Maybe you're not going to do it, but he actually would love that. Roses of the red, violet, the blue. It's you and me, babe. Let's go round two. Yeah. Claudia like that. Claudia liked it a bit too much. Send it.

Send it. You won't. Go on, please. No, I won't. No, I won't. I won't. It's the only cool factor I have about me, okay? Don't take it away from me.

Yeah, it might block you. Z-Ns, Brian and Clint. All I want from my birthday to the birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time. These are the number one songs when you turn 16, and we figure it out for you, and then we pick our favourite to play. Lena's here first.

Kilda Lina. Hi, Lena. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, busy, but on the way home now. Now so good. Why so busy?

Oh, just everybody wanting their lawnmower fixed. Oh, is that the business you're in, Lena? I need my lawnmower fixed. I ran over a dog toy and now it can't turn off. Are you in Hamilton then? No, but she'll travel. I will travel. I'll talk to you after.

Hey, what is your birthday, Lena? Nights of October 85. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001, Lina. And here is your birthday banger. Oh, banger. Alicia Keys. That takes me back. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Lena. Lena. What's Lena's nickname? What? A sniper's nightmares. What happens to Lena when she lives is a balance? We love you, Lena. Oh, thanks.

Thank you. Wait there. We're going to do Logan's birthday banger. Kura to Logan. Hi Logan. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, not bad.

Not bad. I'm just heading home now. So it's been pretty good. Good man. Yes, good. Hey, Logan, what's your date of birth? 16th of March, 1922. All right.

You were 16, Logan, in 2008. And on the 16th of March, oh, wait, this was number one. Tune. Yeah, that's an awesome banger. Usher and young Gizi loving this club. Are you into it, Logan? Yeah, I'm into it.

That's an old school banger. It takes you back to school days. Huge. Hit for usher. One more for Rosa, who's going to do their grandma's birthday banger? Hi, Rosa. Hi, Rosa. Hi.

We don't often get a grandma birthday banger. Not often, but we're keen for it. How old are you first, Rosa? I'm 13. Okay. Okay, great. And what's your grandma's name? Maggie.

Maggie. What is Maggie's birthday? The 23rd. of March 1954. All right, that means Rosa. Your grandma Maggie was 16 in 1970 and here's her birthday bang-o.

Oh, it's a bot. It's a beautiful song, Rosa, from the Beatles called Let It Be. I know I've heard my dad sing in. Yeah, you like it? Yeah. It's a beautiful song. Does Grandma like it?

Yes. Yes. Surely. Job done. Okay, great stuff. Three very different songs. Let it be Usher or Alicia Keys. I'm obviously going for the Usher song.

Yes. I think I'm going to Alicia Keys. Are you? Are you? Felina, the lawnmower repair woman. Ella's keen on that idea. Ella, well, if you're keen Ella, you can have the split vote today. Oh, hell yeah.

I want some fallen. You're going to go Alicia Keys? Why don't I say it like that? I want Alicia Keys. Yeah, why'd you do the voice? I don't know. Lena. It's a good song.

From Hamilton, congratulations. You're the winner of birthday banger today. Lena, I barely know it. Buy a dinner first. From 2001, this is Alicia Keys and Fallen on Z-M with Brian Clint. Z&L. Z&M's Brean and Clint podcast. That's the winner of birthday banger today. From 2001, it's Alicia Keys and Fallen.

It's Lena's birthday banger. Bring back Alicia Keys. A bit more. She did the Super Bowl halftime show with Usher a couple of years ago. I want new music. The ZDM Podcast Network. You will now our next guest from literally everywhere. John Owen Ben at 10 Funny Girls Taskmaster, UK, the proper taskmaster.

Moana, too. Her incredible series, Starstruck. And now she's back in New Zealand where she belongs with a brand new show. please welcome to the show the incredible Rose Matafayo thank you whoa

I know it's new Zealand royalty in the house and the bespoken not everybody gets that normally they're not shorter they're not as like many accolades or you recycle them

so someone else will get that yeah yeah yeah you should really give someone else usually on this show it's just like you know I'm from Shortland Street it's such and such such I never was on Shortland Street isn't that wild

not yet I know I'd love to see on it new show New Zealand spy. Tell us about it. New Zealand spy is very much what it sounds like. It is a show about three New Zealand spies set in the 1970s. It's myself.

Joe Thomas, from the In-Between, you probably know him from that. Yes, very famous. The Real Taskmaster. Yes. And Paul Williams, you both know Paul. Paul is the creator, the writer, the star of the show. It's his kind of fantasy of he's always wanted to be James Bond. And it's not put on, like, I've known him for a long time.

This is his dream. It's his kink coming. to life. Honestly, it feels like we're in this role play of some sort, you know, like, we're all as mates. And basically, it's a six episode series. It's week to week, but it's sort of like a broader story.

It's basically like, it is kind of like an epic, like film. There's so much action in it. I had to like... Did you do all your own stunts? Yeah, I didn't do all of them, but I did do lots of them. But no, it's really cool. Like, genuinely, I think, even for the first episode, first episode, there's like,

insane action in a way that you're like, this is unbelievable and weird for a comedy. You forgot one huge name as well. We're not forgot, just we skipped over them. Brett McKenzie. Oh, yes, Prit McKenzie. From Flight of the Concord. That was freaky. I think that was a difficult thing for all of us involved, to be honest.

Especially me and Paul. Yes. We're like huge fans. Just fangirling over him the whole time on set. Yeah, I think I did do it. At one point I kind of like further on into the shoot. Like I tried to like a deep cut. Like I don't know, like a reference to like a big-legged version of a

He was just like, oh yeah. Cool. God damn it, Rose. Did you try and reference something from like the BBC tapes, not from the TV? Yeah, like the BBC radio series. So he knew that you were a real fan. Real fan. And the bus driver's song, but like the boo league version of the bus driver's.

Security. Security, we need security in here. He's such a nice guy though that it just felt like, yeah. It was good. Hey, not to put you on the spot, Rose Matafiel, but what are you doing on the 8th of May? Eighth of May, I don't know. Yeah, good. Don't tell her what it is in there.

You trap it. I'm actually, I don't. Have you got no plans? No, I don't. I think I'm doing, having a colonoscopy the next week. Okay, that's okay. I don't think it clashes. Good to know.

I might be preparing for a colonoscopy. That's fine. That's crazy. Do you want to be in the roast of Bree and Clint? Oh, I saw that that happened. That's happening. Yeah. I want to watch it.

I'm not a roaster. I can't roast. You could roast anyone, Rose. Very softly rotissory a person. It would be our honor to have you as a part of the Breyer. and Clint Roast. We're propositioning you live on the radio. It's sold out. It's sold out show at Q Theatre.

Look, I'll think about it. I'll think about it. And to be honest, we expected. I'll think about it because I might be, you know, drinking laxative drink or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that could be a good vibe. Hey, better than a no.

Way better than a no. That's a way better than a no is I'm preparing for a colonoscuary. We could put you on the bill as a maybe. Yeah, put me on the bill as a may. We'll say, now featuring. pending colonoscow. Yeah, pending on how she's going. Depending on how she's clear she is.

You know what I mean. Okay, it's a gentle no and we appreciate it. No worries. The new show is out tonight on TV NZ Plus. It's called New Zealand Spine. It looks excellent. Six episodes? Six episodes, but it's out week to week. So it's like old school television. It's my favourite.

So nice. It's going to be great. But yeah, do watch it. It's very, very fun. Oh, yeah. And if you like Paul and if you like Paul and Taskmaster, I think you'll really like it. You can see Rose in this new show or you can see her at the roast of Brian Clint 8th of May at the Q theater.

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