ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 29th August 2022

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. I feel like my eyeball is going to come out of my head. Why? I've had a horrific toothache since last night. It's up in your eyeball? Yeah. It's like...

Must be one of your eye teeth. The pain has gone up, you know, this side of my face and I've got a headache now behind my eye. You need some neuromole. What's neuromole? No, I don't have an issue with a mole. No, but that's for your molars, neurofen for your teeth. Oh, it's neuromole.

I reckon it's all the same stuff, like neurofen, neuromole. The one they say is for period pain, I'm sure it's all the same thing. Necrogesic. Yeah. What are the neurofins specifically? I'm sure it's the same

you know they got in trouble why i'm pretty sure for that i should be careful about this i'm pretty sure they they did they had to watch out chemist warehouse will come for you dan carter dan carter dan carter show me you're doing that what'd you say about chemist warehouse sell many other things other than Nurofen. Do they? They're paying you now as well. I always shop at Chemist Warehouse. So do I, to be honest.

And I'll tell you why. I actually love Chemist Warehouse because you go in there and you're like, oh my God, this is cheaper. This is cheaper. Chemist Warehouse is the Kmart of medication and supplements. Ooh, I'll have that. You go in there for one thing, you leave with eight. Get some shampoo. I didn't even know I was

vitamin B deficient until I went in there. Oh well, good now. Right. Anything we need to cover off on this here podcast intro before we swiftly move along? Swiftly? Oh yeah, Megan's really excited because there's new Taylor Swift today. Oh my god, that's all

you can think about. It's not even new Taylor Swift, it's just the promise of new Taylor Swift. I just saw the album artwork, Megan. Have you seen the album artwork for new Taylor Swift? No, I haven't. She has officially... I've been looking at it all day. Oh, you have. Well, she's secured herself free Apple products for life.

She's literally holding a pair of ear pods on the cover of her new album. Show me, I want to see. Is she holding a lighter? No. I thought it holding a lighter? No. I thought it was a lighter. No. What? Do you reckon Apple send free stuff to celebs?

Is it a lighter or an ear pod? It's a lighter. It's a lighter. No, that's an ear pod. No, it's a lighter. It's a lighter. It's a lighter. What is the part below it?

That's the ear pod case. That's the flame. No, it's a lighter. It's the case for her ear pods. Look, there's a moving one. Can you see this? It's the flame It's a lighter It's the case for her AirPod Can you see this? It's moving, it's a flame Okay, that one's a lighter There's a graphic where the fire is moving Clint's like, Taylor Swift must have done

a big brand deal with Apple because she's holding an Apple AirPod Well, she has secured herself Zippo lighters for the rest of her life. It does resemble an AirPod now that I look at it. But still one does. It looks like it's coming out of an AirPod case. To be fair, I thought, oh, she's got one of those leather cases for her AirPod case.

How gross are AirPods? Yeah. Or like any things that you stick in your ears. Yeah. There's no avoiding them being gross. No. Have you guys ever watched the videos? I find them quite mesmerising and also sickening at the same time

where they put a camera super, super close into your, like, AirPod or into different parts of your phone and they clean out all the gunk. Oh, no. I don't want to see that. Oh, my God. It's so mesmerising. It's up there with Dr Pippa Pippa for me.

Oh, it's so mesmerising. We have to go because Dr. Pippa Pippa for me. Oh, it's so mesmerizing. We have to go because I'm about to blow Bree's mind with an ice cream hack. You'll hear that in the show today. I don't actually know if this is good, by the way. I'm going to find out at the same time as you. Just so you know, I've eaten gelato before. Okay, it's not gelato. It's not gelato.

Enjoy the podcast. See you tomorrow. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint.

Afternoon, everybody. It's Bree and Clint. Happy Monday. G'day, guys. Happy Monday. Good to be back for another week. And there's some exciting stuff happening on the show this week. Is there?

Yeah, we're running our own competition, Clint. Random reverse trivia. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm very excited about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do it at this time every year. And we ask the same question where we call people at random. And the question is...

Fever reverse trivia answered tonight, Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, but what's the question? Oh, no, I don't know. Will any businesses around New Zealand be able to get it right?

It's been 15 years. Surely you know the answer to the question by now, New Zealand. Surely. Well, we're going to find out this week. We're going to do that. Where are we doing that? Just before five. Yeah, that'll be fun.

Let's start it off with Tradie vs Lady today. We have got 50 bucks cash up for grabs. Up for grabs. Up for the grabs. Up for grabs. Thanks to KFC. If you want it, we need a tradie and a lady. Oh, look at those callers flooding through.

Oh, people know what's up. They know what we start with. And yeah, that $50 cash up for grabs, everyone wants it. So call now if you want to play. Let's start with that new Brittany and Elton song. It's popping off. Yeah, it's growing on me as well. Me too.

This is their version of Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer. Bree and Clint. ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Welcome to Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clintz. Tradie vs Lady. Welcome to Tradie vs Lady for another week. A score update for everyone playing at home.

The ladies trailing on 62 wins for the year. The tradies still out in front on 74. I think the tradies might win the year. Now, the ladies mounted a pretty good comeback. And now they've slipped back again. Oh, never say never. I'm trying to neg the ladies here. Oh, gotcha. I'm trying to use some negative reinforcement.

Yep, no, I like it. To motivate our ladies. Let's see if she's motivated. She's from Wellington. She's 28. And she plays this game in the car with her daughter, aged eight. Please, welcome to the show. It's Hope.

G'day, Hope. Who usually is better, you or your eight-year-old? Oh, I can't lie. It might be me. Hope, you're meant to lie and pump the eight-year-old up. She's not. Look, she's not with me right now. Oh, sweet as then.

You're good to go. You're good to go. I was going to say, big note yourself then, Hope. The ladies need some hope as well, so that's perfect that you're here to play. You're taking on our tradie who's also 28. He's from Tarmaki Makoto, and he was a stay-at-home dad for a year. Welcome to the show, Adam. G'day, Adam.

Hello. Hello. How come only for a year? I think women have it better than we do, I guess. Wait, you're saying you would rather be the stay-at-home dad? You want to still be the stay-at-home dad? No, not necessarily. That's a hard job.

It is a hard job. Give me a little chance to handle a little bit better. Yeah, okay. No, fair enough. Enough said, Adam. Your buzzer today is tradie. Hope your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers is going home with 50 bucks cash from KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is special about this Sunday? Adam. Father's Day. If the question

is, if the answer's Sunday, what would the question be, Adam? Father's Day. Cool. One to the tradies. Here we go. Question number two. The All Blacks lost again over the weekend. How many of their last eight games have they won? Tradies.

Yes, Adam. Five. No. Four. Not even close. Change your guess. Wishful thinking, Adam. Hope, do you want to have a guess?

Is it two? It is two. Crushed it, Hope. Nice work. You're on the board, one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Hold me close, satanic dance.

Hope said... Brady. Is it Elton John and Britney Spears? Oh, my God, you were so... Oh, you were so close until you said the Britney Spears bit. Damn it. That was just the Elton John version. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's rough. Yeah. That is rough. Can't give it, though. Question number four. What kind of food is penne? Treaty.

Ladies. Yes, Adam. Adam. Oh, pasta. It is, of course, a type of pasta, penne pasta. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. The second cost of living payment goes out to New Zealanders earning...

Treaty. Yes, Adam. 1st of September. Ooh. Didn't wait for the question, unfortunately. We'll keep going. We'll keep going. A little quick.

Goes out to New Zealanders earning less than 75k this week. Who is the current finance minister making this payment? Is it Grant Fox, Grant Keriyama or Grant Robertson? Tony. I'm going to give it to Adam. Adam. There was an option C. Grant Robertson?

Grant Robertson. That's correct. There we go. Adam. Adam we go. Adam. It is heavy. By the skinny of teeth, you got 50 bucks cash, mate. Nice work. Bree and Clint.

I have a bit of a modern flatmate debate. Okay. That I think we need to discuss. Flatmate debate. Flatmate debate. Okay. Right. So this guy has asked the internet what he should do about this situation with hismate debate. Okay. Right, so this guy has asked the internet

what he should do about this situation with his flatmate. Okay. He says, my flatmate and I have lived together for several years. Several, that means two or more. Correct. Well done. Yeah, I know. I'm getting there.

Learning. He said, we split the electric bill. My flatmate just bought a plug-in hybrid car. Oh, interesting. It charges at night time and gets 60 to 80 kilometres on electricity before converting to a hybrid. Yeah. I'm happy for my roommate as they are really happy about this new car.

The problem is that I propose we use the electricity usage monitor I have to message the kilowatts that he's used to charge the car. Right? So I said we could deduct that amount from the electric bill and split the remainder as usual. That sounds very fair. You know, so that sounds pretty fair. Because the thing about power is it's very hard to quantify.

You can't just say in a flat situation, well, to be fair, you used the Nutribullet six times last week, and I reckon that was about $15 worth of power. You know what's interesting? But if you've got a thing you can plug it into and you know exactly how much the car is using, you can do it. But you know what's interesting is the flatmate who's bought the electric car has come back and said, I disagree with you.

They said that the guy who's obviously putting it forward that they should split, you know, says that he has a gaming computer and a large monitor that he uses and told them that the PC only uses high power while the gaming unit is on. Those things do get very hot. So now it's getting... My brother had a gaming computer that you had to put water in it

to keep it cool, like a radiator, like a car. And tell me that thing's not using a whole heap of power. That doesn't seem safe. Anyway, so now obviously it's gotten down to the guy who's bought the electric car goes, well I think you use your gaming computer and that's using blah blah blah. Anyway, the guy who's got the issue

says that he's pretty much worked it out and that the gaming computer doesn't use anywhere near as much as what the electric car costs to charge every single night. Anyway, they're now at loggerheads and they don't know what to do. Yeah, cool. It's time for a new flat, guys. You've had a fun couple of years,

but clearly you have begun splitting hairs like an old married couple and you've got two options. Actually get married and embrace these fights for the rest of your life. Or flatmate divorce. Or flat divorce. You go, cool, before we have a big bust up, let's just separate this out. Let's just go our own separate ways. Yeah, I think so too.

It seems like it's getting a little bit sad. Because if you're trying to divide kilowatts, you're at a hair splitting situation. And you're right, a car is going to use more power. But if that person hasn't come forward and gone, hey, I want to chuck an extra $10 in a week because I'm now charging my car on the house,

then you're in a bad situation. Well, it's interesting. Do you want to know how much he has figured out the car will cost? Yes, I do. Because I looked into that as well. So he's done all the math. I'm not going to go through all the math. But he said based on his calculations, it'll cost an extra $74 a week.

Okay, yeah, that was definitely worth bringing it up then. Now, that's not a very good electric hybrid car if it's costing $74 a week, by the way. Well, actually. That's how much gas his car should be using. No, wait, that's per bill. So is that per month? That'll be per month. Oh, per month.

$70 per month. So they're having a bust up over $20 a week. Yeah. Yeah. Time for a new flat. Yeah, I think so. I wanted to ask people, not this situation, but have you had a disagreement in your flat, like a similar thing?

Over bills, over the cost of things. Exactly. I lived with somebody once who told us, oh, we weren't allowed to use electric blankets in our rooms in winter. They said, this is an electric blanket-free flat and we won't be having those. Well, I can see the point.

The only way you're going to find out I'm using an electric blanket is if you come into my bedroom and lift up my blankets. And if you do that, then you've broken the flat rules. Well, in fairness, your parents were paying the bill at that flat. So, you know, 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What was the flatmate disagreement over bills?

Bree and Clint. There's a few texts coming through. Someone texted through and said, we had to charge our phones at the uni library to save on power. Now, if that was an instruction from whoever was running the flat, Bree has done some research and apparently it costs $1.90 a year to charge your phone. A year.

Yeah, look, I'm not going to say unless you've got 100 people living at the flat, I don't think it's going to be worth it. Even then it would only be $200 to charge all those 100 phones a year. Can you imagine your flatmate saying to you, look guys, the power bill is getting a bit out of control. The dryer's fine. We can use that, but we're going to have to charge our phones at the library. Someone said, I'm currently paying for all the toilet paper,

dishwashing pods, laundry stuff, rubbish bags, et cetera. The others in the flat refused to split costs because, quote, I make more than them. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's not how flatting works. That is not how flatting works. That is not how flatting works.

How is that fair? Also, how do they know how much money you make? Yeah, that's something you keep to yourself in a flat, isn't it? I feel like it kind of is. You shouldn't have to, but I feel like maybe it might be safe if you earn substantially more. Well, you should because people use it against

you. You just need to put your foot down by the way. You need to start keeping all the laundry powder, dishwashing pods, rubbish bags, etc. in your bedroom. Those are your ones. those are your ones. Those are your ones. And have a healthy living situation where you hide all the stuff. Remember we talked to that person who flatted with somebody

who kept all the pots and pans in their bedroom? That's right. Because they were their pots and pans. They weren't flat pots and pans. These are my pots and pans. They didn't want their pots and pans being used and broken by everyone else. All right. Well, what we're learning this afternoon is quite often there are clear signs

that it's time for a new flat and you've got to take them. You've got to read them. Summer's a great time to change flats, by the way. It is a great time. I don't know if it is or not. I just said that. It's probably a pretty awful time, to be honest. I think everybody is.

You know what? You know what sucks is that changing flats is so annoying. It's so annoying. So you'll put up with heaps of crap before so annoying. It's so annoying. So you'll put up with heaps of crap before you bother. It's so true. Just before we go, Emily, when did you realise it was time for a new flat? So this isn't me, this is our old flatmate.

But they had just moved out of an apartment and their flatmate charged them for a spoon. There was a spoon missing from the set of four. And they could only get them from the state for something and made them order four spoons and charged them $200. $200 for four spoons?

$200 for four spoons. Was it a collectible spoon? What was it? No, they were just their preferred shape of spoon. I hope that person understands there is no legal obligation to replace a spoon in a flatting situation. They didn't pay the $200, did they? Yeah, they did.

You're kidding me. No, don't kick a piece. Cut and run. Emily, I bet all they were thinking was thank God I didn't steal one of those steak knives. Bree and Clint. Key time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here with huge, breaking Taylor Swift news. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. This is breaking, all right? She just took home Video of the Year Award at the MTV Video Music Awards over in New York City just moments ago.

She also won the Long Form MTV as well for All Too Well. It's such an awesome video. If you haven't seen it, check it out online. But while she was there, I love Taylor Swift. While she was there, she announced a new album, a brand new album, October 21. Put it in the diary, kids. This is not the remake.

This is not part two. This is not the one Which had the remake Because they sold it To her arch nemesis No, no, no It's all new And can I just say this Maybe we need to roll the tape

I probably should have Given you a heads up That I was going to do A tape roll moment But didn't I tell you guys She was working on New music videos Because of my neighbour

That's right You did too You did have the scoop We do have a clip here Of Taylor Today Talking about the new album Check it out

I thought it might be a fun moment to tell you That my brand new album comes out October 31st That is massive news Can we cross live to our resident massive Taylor Swift Taylor Swift fan, the Swifty of the show, Megan. When was the last time she dropped a full album, do you know? She's been just radio silence for like the last four months,

done nothing, like I don't know what she's been doing. Well, she's been working on the album, duh. Clearly. Yeah, getting it ready to go. She always does this. That is a scoop. Thank you, Dean McCarthy. Dean also gave us the scoop last Friday

about how good Selling the OC was going to be on Netflix. Brie and I are a couple of episodes deep. Dean, it's amazing. It is such a great show. Oh, so good. I had the biggest fail ever. I'm on one of the, there's a big shot of my head for a few seconds

at the opening party at Oppenheim Group, but it's the back of my head for a few seconds at the opening party at the Oppenheim Group, but it's the back of my head. Oh, I would have been looking for you if I knew you were on there. I'm going to go rewind. I've been on this planet for like 25 years I've been here, and I just have always tried to get a good shot of a reality show, and here I am. All I got was the back of my head.

He's making it in the big time. And that's our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. Brianne Clint. Clint, please step into my sleep analysis chamber. Well, not with that creepy voice. This is how I talk. This is how all sleep analysis people talk.

Right, and that's what you all call yourself? What, technically, I mean... Sleep therapist? Sleep therapist. Yeah, they exist. That's a real job. Yeah, for sure. It's definitely a real job. That's a real job. More so than ours. Anyway, I saw this article talking about different foods you should avoid if you want better sleep. Okay. And it's based off research from sleep... Therapists?

Therapists. Right. Where it all has reasons as to why you shouldn't eat these certain food groups before bed. Okay. Is this information people are going to want to hear? No. Right, okay.

But I've read it now. I'm devastated by it. So you guys are going to hear it too. So the first one they say you should avoid, and this is all due to research, is salty foods. Okay. So we're talking chips, nuts, and other foods that normally contain lots of sodium.

Yeah, okay. I wouldn't usually go for anything salty after dinner. Oh, I'm a big chips person. In the evening? Yeah, like snack, like maybe a couple of hours after dinner. You'll have chips a couple of hours after dinner? Oh, I'm a big chips person. In the evening? Yeah, like snack. Like maybe a couple hours after dinner. You'll have chips a couple of hours after dinner? Yeah. What time do you have dinner? Oh,

like 7.30. Jeez, far out. You're living... I'm living the high life, mate. You're living la vida loca. No, I don't know that I'd have anything salty after dinner, but fine. Good to know. So they say... Surely this information, by the way, this doesn't include dinner, but fine, good to know. So they say... Surely this information, by the way, this doesn't include dinner, right? I don't believe so.

How far out from bedtime do you need to avoid these foods? I think it says, you know, a couple of hours out, like the last hours of your day. Okay, all right. You know? And they said, yeah, avoid salty foods. The next one, people aren't going to be happy about this, especially producer Claude, sugary foods.

So now you're talking about the foods. Because I do eat chocolate at night. Yeah, exactly right. You have a little chocolate in bed. Yeah. You know, a little chocolate snack. Wait, chocolate in bed? Yeah, with your tea.

Chocolate in bed? Me and my partner, cup of tea. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Well, you have a cup of tea in bed at night time? Yeah. What? Cup of tea and a row of chocolate. In bed?

That's our go-to every night. Am I crazy or is that, that's not right, is it? Do you not live? A cup of tea. You're boring. That is living, Barry. Cup of tea in bed feels like a morning exclusive activity to me. You should try it.

Right, okay. It's so fun. And then when you really want to change it up. Literally, I shouldn't try that. You're giving me the information that says I shouldn't try it. I'll stop the study. Stop taking my joy away. And then you really change it up.

A cup of tea and you dip your biscuits, sit in bed, enjoy it. Oh, it's great. Well, you haven't revolutionized the cup of tea there, apart from the location and timing, but yeah, fine. They said that the sugary foods are known to spike sugar levels, so the spike then causes

a sudden crash while a person is sleeping, which alerts the adrenals, increasing cortisol levels, essentially causing the person to have sleep disturbance. Don't have chocolate in the evening. Okay, yeah. If the next one is alcohol, I will.

The next one. Any guesses? So we've had salty foods. Salty foods, sweet foods. What's left? What is the last food? And I'm going to say type of food. Dairy. Dairy from Clint.

Producers, any guesses? I feel like there's nothing left. There's salty, they're sweet. You've taken all the good things. This one does make sense. Umami food. As soon as I tell you, you'll go, that makes sense. They say, researchers say.

Grana. Spicy foods. Oh. Such as curries, hot sauce or mustards are rich in a chemical which increases the temperature of the body. Yeah. And this process is known to disrupt a person's sleep. Once again, who's having an after dinner curry?

That dinner was delicious. You know what would wash that down? You know what this is? Just a little cheeky curry. Good to think about. When you're getting your kebab late at night, you're on K Road. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Opt not for the spicy sauce.

Right. The hot chilli, just go for the sweet chilli. Yeah. You know, change it up a bit. Okay. What, Producer Claude? What do you like? I make all the sweets before bed, either.

Oh, God. But also... So they're literally saying, don't eat at least four sweets before bed either. Oh, God. But also... So they're literally saying, don't eat at least four hours before bed. But when I am having a spicy kebab at the end of the night, I think my decision-making facilities are slightly impaired. Like, I don't think I'm going, or if I don't have that sauce, I won't have such a great sleep.

I had 14 beers, but I better skip the spicy sauce. I can't have sugary no buck lavar for me tonight. Time to play Guess That Voice. Guess That Voice. This is where you and I go head-to-head, Clint, guessing celebrity voices, and we have teammates. Uh-huh. Let's meet them.

Nicholas is here. Afternoon, Nicholas. Hi, how are we? Good, thank you mate, how are you? Oh, not bad, just finished a hard day at work Excellent How's your hearing, Nick? Have you got good ears? No and yes No and yes, I reckon you should join Bree's team this afternoon

But it's up to you, do you want to be on Team Bree or Team Clint? Team Clint Okay Team Clint. Okay. Perfect. That means Lauren, you will be joining my team, mate. Hello. Okay. Hi, Lauren.

Now, Bree and I will go first. Then you and Nick are going to go head to head. We're going to take turns guessing celebrity voices. First team to get three celebrities correct gets 50 KFC chicken dollars. Correct. Producer Claude runs the game. Is there a theme this week, Claude? There is a theme this week.

These people are all dames and sirs. Whoa. What's the... Knighted and damed? Is that the correct term? I was going to say ordained. Ordained?

That is not the word. That's a priest thing, yeah. They've all been acknowledged by the Queen. There it is. Okay. All right, Brie and I will go first. Are we ready for our first celebrity voice?

Brie, here's your celebrity. A little boy was at the checkout, kept looking at me and looking at me. And I said, can I help you? Brie? I know her. Brie? You do know her. What's her name?

I was going to say Judi Dench, but that's not who I'm thinking of. No, it's not her. She's very old. Throw it out. You've got it. It's Maggie Smith? It is Maggie Smith. I thought so.

It'll come to me in a minute. Yeah, I can see it now. I can hear it. I never would have got that name. Nicholas, would you have got Dame Maggie Smith? No, not at all. No, that wasn't our round. The only reason I know quite a lot about her

is someone played her in Snatch Game on RuPaul's Drag Race. Oh, yes. She's also been in a lot of things. Oh, she's very famous. Oh, you recognise her straight away. Yeah. Okay, Nick and Lauren, it's over to you guys for this one. So your buzzers are your names. Good luck, yeah. Oh, she's very famous. Oh, you recognise her straight away. Yeah. Okay, Nick and Lauren, it's over to you guys for this one. So your buzzers are your names.

Good luck, guys. Here's your celebrity. She saw me and she knew who I was. She said, you're supposed to be a movie star. Why are you dressed so scruffily? And she started giving me a bollocking about dressing. Who's that? God.

I have no idea. I've got no idea who he is. He was in Batman, eh? He was in Batman. He was in idea. I've got no idea. He was in Batman, eh? He was in Batman. He was in Batman. He played Alfred in Batman. He was in Austin Powers. Was he in The Kingsman?

He was. He was in Harry. I love him so much. No, we're going to buzz it out. Buzz it out. That was... That was one Sir Michael Caine. Michael it out. Buzz it out. That was... That was one Sir Michael Caine. Michael Caine.

Michael Caine. Michael Caine. It's me, Michael Caine. Michael Caine. I love him so much. Okay, still 1-0 to Team Bree and Lauren. No points that round. So this is another one for Bree and Clint.

Here is your Dame and or Sir. We so often as actors, especially actually more in the theatre, but you walk in and you have to immediately be very intimate. Is that not Helen Mirren? That is Helen Mirren. Well, no, she said not Helen Mirren. No, well, I was saying... I said...

I'll take it. The words you used were that's not Helen Mirren. No, but you know when you say, that's not Helen Mirren, is it? Fine, OK, come on, you've got to get this one, mate, otherwise we are dead in the water, okay? There's no promises there. I think you guys can do this one. Good luck, guys.

Come on, Lauren. Here's your celebrity. The trick is that I am wearing underneath my costume a suit which is sculpted to look as if I've put all the effort that she has into it. And I'll tell you what, I've still got it at home. Come on, who's got that? Someone look as if I've put all the effort as he has into it. And I'll tell you what, I've still got it at home. Come on, who's got that? Someone buzz in if you've got it.

It's Gandalf. It's Gandalf. Lauren's in. I have no idea. I'm just going to take a guess. Hugh Jackman, maybe? I think you should give it to him. He was Wolverine, not Gandalf.

I think she's spot on. He was onine Not Gandalf He was on the couch When this interview was happening He was sitting right next to this person On the big red couch Nick, you've got to guess man You've got to have a guess What did you say he was?

He was Gandalf You shall not Ian McKellen Ian McKellen Got it Wow, well done. Nice work, Nick. We can either tie it here or you guys

can take out the win on the last celebrity. Good luck, guys. Here we go. I have just had an idea. This is awesome. I have been saying to this man for a long time he should play Stephen Sondheim's Sweeney Todd.

It's Dr. Xavier, but what's his name? What's his name? You tell me. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. Sir Baldy McX-Files, X-Men. It is Mr. X-Men. What's his name? Do you guys know?

I read a story with him in it the other day. It starts with a sir. Nick, can you go and steal it? Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick Stewart. That means it is the tie break. Do we have any more? No, we don't.

You both win something today. Lauren and Nicholas, congratulations. What a shocking round of that game. What a game. Yeah. Hey, Nick still got the win though, didn't we? Well done. Hey, Lauren, we also won.

Nice work, mate. All right. We're all winners. Well done, guys. And everybody else is losers. I need a nap after that. A lot of crime going on around the country at the moment, Brie. A lot of ram raids.

A lot of smash and grabs. I heard you've been keeping your tomato sauce in the cupboard. Yeah, that's where tomato sauce should go. Don't get me started on this. Police are investigating you as we speak. No, it's nothing to do with my tomato sauce usage. And don't DM me, by the way. It's a food crime.

Tomato sauce belongs in the fridge. No, I hate cold tomato sauce. It is the best. It's a food crime. Tomato sauce belongs in the fridge. No, I hate cold tomato sauce. It is the best. It's the yuckest. You know why? Hot, hot pie. You put some cold sauce in there, it all levels out. Then why don't they keep those sauce packets in the fridge at the bakery?

I mean, it costs electricity. Bummaged. Got you there. No, this is a story of a cat from Ohauiti, which is wanted by the police for theft. Yes, look, it's a slow news day today, all right? We've got to take what we can get. And yes, I know Georgia already covered this cat today. Was it?

But I feel like this poor portrayer needs to be brought to justice. I've got one. Was it a cat burglary? Yeah, it was actually. Yeah, that's a good one too. The 12-year-old moggy has been seen stealing from homes around the neighbourhood for six years. This cat's been at large.

Six years. Six years he's been on the run. Yeah. Socks's owner, Louise Saunders, said at first the cat was stealing the neighbour's undies. Pervert. Pervert. Pervert. said at first the cat was stealing the neighbour's undies. Pervit. Pervit. Pervit. He's a peeping Tom cat.

Yeah. Only late. No, I'm not going to do that joke. And then he progressed to stealing tea towels. Right. This is the thing about stealing undies. It's a gateway crime. It is.

And then you want more. You need more. He progressed to then stealing full-size towels. A cat stealing full-size towels. Then he started stealing full bath sheets, which he managed to pull from the neighbour's place over a two-metre wooden fence, through some shrubs and into his owner's house.

I mean, impressive. That is a strong cat. It's very impressive. But when you dedicate your life to crime, I mean, you harden over time, don't you? The issue is now that Socks has focused his attention exclusively on stealing people's shoes. And if he comes back with one shoe,

he goes out the next night to find the other shoe. So he likes to collect a pair. He will even go inside your house and steal your shoes if you leave a window open. This cat. It's actually impressive. It is impressive. It's an issue though because the cat comes home with a shoe.

What are you going to do as the owner? Unless your neighbours write their address inside their shoes, you're not going to go knock on doors around the neighbourhood going, sorry, is this your shoe? It's a simple fix. You just teach the cat what shoe size you are, so then he only takes the ones that you can then wear. These men's shoes are useless to me, socks.

Now go out and get me a pair of Nike Blazers. Off you go. I thought we could ask a really simple question this afternoon. On 0800 dial ZM. Or people can text this in as well on 9696. What did the cat drag in? So we can sit here and go, oh, look what the cat dragged in. Look what the cat dragged in.

I've got a what did the dog drag in. Sorry, wrong topic. Well, it's close enough. As kids, our dog, who was a very large dog, decided it would go into the neighbour's yard, get into the neighbour's rabbit cage and dragged their pet bunny back into our yard. No, I want fun items. Was it?

No. Our dog also dragged an echidna into the yard. Don't know how she managed it, but, you know. Now we're in an outback Australia, aren't we? Oh, mate, we're in the country. Oh, $800 at him. What did the cat, and I guess the dog as well, drag in? Oh, that's money.

Well, how good if it's money? They should teach the cat how to steal money. Yeah. Yeah. You know, problem solved. Maybe your cat did a full ram raid. Let us know. Bree and Clint.

So we've asked you, what's the cat dragged in? Gemma's here. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gem. Hi. What was it? A goldfish, like a big outdoor goldfish, but it was alive. Alive?

Like a koi fish. Yeah, like from someone's outdoor pond, but it was alive. Alive? Like a koi fish? Yeah, like from someone's outdoor pond. Oh, my God. And do you know which of your neighbours has an outdoor goldfish pond? Yeah, but all of their fish were accounted for, so I think he went quite some way to get it. God, the fish survived then, obviously, in the cat's mouth. They counted their fish. They're like, one, two, three, four.

No, that one's not ours. Did the fish survive? Did you manage to refloat it somewhere? Yeah, we kept it in a bowl of water in the pantry while I went to work and then gave it to the neighbour to add to his collection. Gemma, have you thought about selling this story to, you know, Tom and Jerry or a cartoon because it sounds like, you know, the plot line of a cartoon story. It does. It happened twice as well.

A couple of days later, he came home with another fish. Yeah, right. Your cat needs a muzzle, Gemma. He's a good fisherman. I think so. Yeah, okay. Thank you for calling. Let's talk to Jackie May.

Afternoon, Jackie May. Hello. What are the cat dragons? Well, I just want to put out there, it's not my cat, but we've got literally a cat burglar in our street that is actually a cat. And the poor owners, we've got a street

messenger page that we set up during the big lockdown. And so they often have to post photos or put things on there that the cat has literally dragged into their house. So what sort of items are we talking about? Oh, you know, just the normal stuff like tongs, socks, shoes, underwear, hose attachments, you know, the squeezy hose jet things.

Yeah. God, you'd want to make sure it was your nice undies if you were going to claim them, eh? Like if they put up a pair of grotty undies with holes in them or something. Yeah, I'd start hanging my underwear indoors. I certainly wouldn't be putting my hands up with those ones. No, exactly right. They're not mine.

They're not mine. Thank you, Jackie. Someone's texted and they said, my cat came home with a whole cooked chicken one day. May he rest in peace. See, that is the cat that I want to own. What, you want to eat a chicken that's been dragged backwards through a bush by a cat?

I mean, depends what the use-by date is on it. You really will eat anything, won't you? I don't. Oh, thanks, cat. Oh, mate. Okay. Oh, thanks, cat. I mean, depends what the use-by date is on it. You really will eat anything, won't you? I don't. Oh, thanks, cat. Oh, mate. Okay. Oh, thanks, cat. You can have the drums. I'll have the wings. My cat once brought home a very warm sausage.

A warm sausage? I'm not sure how she didn't burn herself. That's amazing. Nicole's messaged in. She's called us. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, guys.

What did the cat drag in, Nicole? She'd bring live eels in pretty regularly through the second story. Oh, no. No, thanks, Nicole. How big? Some of them were, yeah, pretty big. Oh, that would freak me out. Not sure how she didn't get bitten.

Yeah. Did you live by a creek? We backed onto a reserve, but we could never really find the eels when we went down there to drop them back. So I don't know how far she was going. Yeah, right. That's terrifying. Eels are pretty creepy.

Eels are the creepiest, I reckon. Yeah, not for me. That cat needed to be sorted out. What about the person who texts through? This is my favourite. Our family cat dragged home a full packet of bacon. Oh, see, if that's an unopened packet of bacon, that's a good option.

Yeah, that cat was really bringing home the bacon, wasn't it? Yeah, good stuff. Yeah, good stuff there. Also, we need to clarify someone's message. Didn't Bree's dog find a dilly? No. That was my two-year-old nephew. That was Bree's nephew, okay?

Oh, get it right. Bree and Clint. I want to have a bit of a chat about this Wellington mother. She's in the news at the moment because she has received an apology from Health New Zealand after she went to a hospital to help with her chronic pain because she's got endometriosis. And she was labelled a drug seeker and sent home without care. Oh, that's horrific.

It's a pretty horrible story. And as someone who suffers with endo, and I have done for the last 13 years, it's quite triggering for me. I mean, I just thought we could use our platform and just talk about a little bit more and i i really feel for this woman i'm glad they've um apologized but the situation was is that she's recently become a new mother and she's also recently had

the surgery for endometriosis if you don't know what it is, it's a disorder where tissue similar to the lining of the uterus can grow outside the womb and it causes things like extreme debilitating pain, vomiting, heavy bleeding, and can lead to infertility in women. And in this country right now, it can take up to eight years for women to get diagnosed. Eight years? And this is the part that's quite triggering for me because when I was younger, I got sent home a lot and went to lots of specialists where they kind of told me there was nothing wrong with me. And I kind of kept, you know, seeking out help where I was like, there's something not right. And I feel like this woman has obviously went to, what happened her was is she was having a really bad flare-up and she went to the emergency room and she was

kind of like you know I need something like I know what it is pain relief right I need some pain relief I've been suffering with this for a long time um and anyway there was a lot of stuff that happened but essentially they were kind of like you've had the surgery for this recently. We don't believe you. We think you're trying to get some drugs. That would be so upsetting. You know? When you're in pain and you're stressed and you're like,

no, no, I know exactly what this is. I've been dealing with it most of my life. I just need some help. Yeah, right. But I think the biggest problem is women that go undiagnosed and I love to use this platform and our platform to educate women that you need to be, I guess, onto it yourself because no one else is going to do it for you. You shouldn't be having super

painful periods. You shouldn't be having super painful periods. You shouldn't. It's not normal for a woman to have that. No. You know? And you need to get on to these doctors and you know your body best. One in 10 women in this country right now suffer from this and it can cause infertility later on in life if you don't get diagnosed early enough.

That's where it's really important to find a GP that you trust and that understands you. And that listens. And then get a track record with that GP as well, right? Exactly. Because if you are seeing that same person regularly, they'll understand what your body is like and what you're going through. Oh, that's terrific.

Yeah, good. So I really feel for you. We hear you. We see you. The biggest problem is it is so different for every woman out there but i just urge you ladies go talk to your gp see a specialist um and get tested because it's super important and can save you so much heartache later on in your life and you don't need to be in pain you don't need to suffer free Bree and Clint. Clint, let me play a game with you.

If the answer is Sunday, what do you reckon the question might be? Oh, see, I don't know, eh? I think that is actually almost the correct answer. Oh, see, I don't know. Look, it's an iconic piece

of radio New Zealand history. And we're talking about the What Day's Father's Day? February 1st trivia, answer tonight's Sunday. What do you reckon the, what day is Father's Day? February 1st, trivia, answer tonight, Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday.

Yeah, but what's the question? Oh, oh, no, I don't know. I mean, it's iconic. It brings me so much joy. I think it's coming up 15 years old, that club. Is it really? It's been around for a long, long time. The anniversary.

Obviously, this Sunday is actually Father's Day. Correct. And what you and I are going to do, Clint, every day this week, we're going to see if New Zealand as a nation can finally get that question right. After all this time, do we

finally know the answer to more FM reverse trivia? Exactly. So we're about to call the Invercargill Workingmen's Club, which I think is a good one. They'll be entertaining a lot of fathers leading up to Father's Day, won't they? Yeah, so they should, you know, know that it's Father's Day this Sunday.

But the big key here is that it's going to be random reverse trivia. Yeah. They don't know. No, they haven't signed up for this. They have not signed up for this. Just to be random reverse trivia. Yeah. They don't know. No, they haven't signed up for this. They have not signed up for this. Just to be clear, the answer is Father's Day. So the question is...

What day is Sunday? No, Jesus Christ. If we can't even get it right. So the answer is Sunday. What's the question? What day is Father's Day? Perfect. Let's put in the call.

Okay. Can I go work in this club? Welcome to Random Reverse Trivia. Are you ready to play? Hello? Hello. Hello, who's this? Jane.

Jane. Welcome to Random Reverse Trivia. Are you ready to play? No. Go on, be a good sport. I heard yes. All right, Jane, here we go. The answer is Sunday.

What do you reckon the question might be? I have no idea. What's on this Sunday? What do you reckon the question might be? What do you say what's on this Sunday? What do you reckon the question might be? What did you say? What's on this Sunday? Yeah. Correct.

What would the question be? What do you reckon the question is? So we've given you the answer. Hi, can I help? Hi, who's this? This is Anita. How can I help? Hi, who's this? This is Anita. How can I help? Welcome, Anita, to Random Reverse Trivia.

Are you ready to play? Oh! You know what? That guy from Morevim actually had a harder job on his hands than we realised. It's quite difficult. I mean, we're cold calling people, but... Yeah, that's true. Well, Invercargill Workingmen's Club, even up your game, mate.

It's Father's Day on Sunday. There's going to be a lot of working dads in town, you know? I mean, Jane's not going to get her dad anything. She didn't even know. Bree and Clint.

ZM's Bree and Clint. Afternoon, everybody. It's Bree and Clint. Before we go any further, I need to ask you a very direct question, Bree. Okay. And I want an honest answer.

Right. For our listeners of the show. Yes. Are you under one of the masks on The Masked Singer? Has someone said that I am? Are you under one of the masks on The Masked Singer? I contractually am not allowed to confirm or deny if I am on The Masked Singer. Well, I feel like you should for our audience.

Some evidence has been supplied to me by show friend and judge on The Masked Singer, Sharon Casey. What? I'll just present the facts. Hmm, you really stumped me there with that beautiful voice. So going off clues, often heard but also seen. So maybe a radio broadcaster that may also be on TV. And then I saw

that it said that the person had webbed feet. I know a broadcaster who's a fantastic singer on radio, TV, huge online, has the most beautiful webbed feet I've ever seen. And I think inside this penguin

costume, Brie Thomas-Al. So once and for all, are you the penguin on the Masked Singer? Again, I can no, I cannot confirm or deny. Alright, why don't you sit with us? Show me those feet. No, get away from my feet! Get away from my feet!

Show me those feet! Get away from them! They're all sweaty in my shoes. I reckon she's got something to hide, New Zealand. If you're placing bets on the masked singer, I think Sharon might have cracked it. All I'll say is, I am quite a good swimmer. But if you've listened to us on Friday,

not a very good singer. Exactly. So when she said beautiful voice, it could be the giveaway right there. Oh, why am I trying to get your shoes off? I just need to go on your wiki feet to see your feet. Get off my wiki feet. Wiki feet forward slash Brie Thomasel.

Stop giving it out to people. Brie and Clint. If you've been watching the entertainment world the last couple of days, you'd know that Shia LaBeouf is all over it. There's so many Shia LaBeouf stories at the moment. So many stories about him. There was that one with him and Olivia Wilde. Yeah, she said she fired him from her movie.

He said he quit. He also said that she is only saying this because she's replaced him with Harry Styles, who she's dating. I know, it's a bit fishy. Weird story. One of the biggest stories that caught my attention was the one where he's appeared on a guy named John Bernthal's podcast.

It's called Real Ones. And it's quite a full-on interview where they talk about a lot of in-depth stuff and a lot of real things that's gone on in both their lives. And Shia is the one that kind of brought up the fact that he has really hurt a lot of people in the last however long. And this is what he said. I've got a long list of people that I need to make amends to.

He admitted that he has cheated on every woman that he's ever been with. Every woman he's ever been with? He said on this podcast, I have cheated on every single one. He's like Tiger Woods. Remember? Has he admitted that? Well, he said he had a sex addiction.

Remember? That's right. Remember all that stuff that went down with Tiger Woods in 2009? I mean, it was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. Interesting that, I mean, shocking, but interesting that he's come out and said that. I also saw an article today from a private investigator in Australia

who has revealed the five signs that your partner could be cheating on you. And I'm hesitant to share this because I don't want to get people paranoid. Is the first sign, is their name Shia LaBeouf? Yeah, that's the number one sign. I thought so. That your partner's cheating on you. No, I'm hesitant because I don't want people to get paranoid. So these are signs your partner could be cheating on you.

Okay. Not that your partner is cheating on you. No, I always find these things fascinating. You want to hear them? Because a private investigator would see this stuff a lot. Well, they get hired to figure this stuff out. So these are the signs that they look for. There's a few generic ones we'll start with.

They said, number one, they lie about to figure this stuff out. So these are the signs that they look for. There's a few generic ones we'll start with. They said, number one, they lie about big things and small things. So they're just okay with lying generally. So that saying, you know, where you find out someone's told a little lie, you can be like, well, if they're lying about that, what else could they be lying about? Exactly right. Number two, they get excessively defensive about things. Ooh.

That's a sign that they are hiding something from you, according to this private investigator. Okay. And that thing that they're hiding could be a secret relationship. So they get really worked up about stuff. Yeah. They accuse you of cheating. This is a really interesting one.

That is such a classic one. They come out of nowhere for something and accuse you of cheating, and you're not, but they're projecting their cheating onto you. I totally agree with this one. And they get real paranoid because they're doing the wrong thing. So the catch on that one is you need to have never cheated on them before. Yeah, right. If you've never broken their trust, if you've never given them reason to accuse you of cheating

and then they accuse you of cheating, they could be cheating on you. That's when it's a problem, yep. One of the key signs, they have a history of cheating. Yeah, no, that's good to know. What's that age old saying? Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Exactly right. Here's some more specific ones. They said you should be suspicious if your partner suddenly takes a new interest in their appearance and weight. Okay. Isn't that interesting? I have heard multiple stories

where people are like, all of a sudden. Out of nowhere, they get a whole new wardrobe. Yeah. But then you shouldn't, like I said at the start. You should also be supportive

of people. You should be supportive of people who want to like make a healthy decision in their life and take pride in their appearance. And then also be cautious. Support them. Support your partner, but be cautious.

Another more specific one, if they're being secretive and taking their phone everywhere in the house with them, it could be a sign that they're hiding something from you. This is a big one in our generation, I feel. And it's a big one because we're the first kind of generation that had to

navigate, you know, the boundaries around that. But if they never leave their phone in the room with you, it's suspicious. Unless they're a firefighter and they need to be on call in every room of the house. You know what is suspicious? Is if you notice

and they've never done this before is if you always notice that they turn their phone screen down. As Bree simulated that to me I noticed that her phone screen is currently face down. Just pointing it out by the way. I get distracted. Oh that's a good point. And the last one is

oh no it's that. It's leaving their phone face down. That was it. I called it. Or they start coming home at different hours of the day and night. Like if their schedule changes without explanation. It's a dead giveaway, isn't it? Oh babe, I was at the gym. I was at the gym.

I was washing my car. It's 11.30 at night. Yeah. Good time to wash it. No one there. Those are the signs according to a private investigator. Let's crowdsource some more. Not that we want to get people paranoid.

No. Not that your partner is cheating on you, but what was the sign that someone was cheating on you? Yeah, what sign do you think should be added to the list because you have personally gone through it? Not to get people paranoid. No, not to be paranoid. Just to share.

We're going to talk to Rob. Rob's on the phone. Hey, Rob. G'day, Rob. G'day, how are you? Rob, uh, what? Oh, is this Rob from Police Team 7? Yeah, g'day, mate.

Rob Limotto from Police Team 7. Oh, my God, I'm fangirling. Okay, alright. Yeah, great show. Loving the new format. You and Sam Wallace on there. You're killing it, Rob. Um, tell us, are there key signs that someone is cheating on you that you're aware of? Oh, yeah, look, I only called the tail end of it, mate. I was just leaving and they had you guys on here and I sort of called the tail end of the signs. Yeah. So I don't know if you covered it off or not, mate, but I had a bit

of a chuckle because if you feel something's wrong, then something's wrong. It's your gut. Oh, look, to be honest, I was pretty young when I went to police college and they talk about proxemics, which is body language. I wasn't overly interested. I just wanted to drive cars and look at the firearms. I regretted it within a year of policing. I regretted not paying attention because if someone's not telling you the truth, man, you know pretty quickly from your own body language. You pick up on it. You would have had people through the studio and you go, they leave and you go, look, nice own body language. You pick up on it. You would have had people through the studio,

and you go, they leave, and you go, look, nice person, but full of shit. Rob, in your opinion, what do you think is the biggest telltale sign through body language that someone's lying? Is there something in particular people do? Well, look, to be honest, I'm pretty privileged with a lovely wife who has always looked after me, but I'll get home and she's not happy and I'll know it before she said a word.

Yeah, right. It's so true. It'll take me a few things to figure it out, like what have I done and I'll have to go backwards. Well, lucky you're a police officer and you can do the detective work to figure that out, right? You start looking for fingerprints to figure out what you've done wrong, going back through the case files.

Let me retrace my steps. Yeah, yeah. And it's 100% on the money, but if you don't think something's right and you have a gut feeling that they're stepping out, then I would say trust your instincts. And I think most of the people you speak to

will tell you that. So what you're telling me, Rob, is we should tell people if you feel like you should go through their phone, go through their phone. No, I'm just kidding. Well, look, I'm not saying breach other people's privacy. Oh, nah, nah, neither, nah.

I was trying to tell people before not to be paranoid, but I feel like the advice you're coming in with is if you're paranoid, you're right. I think there's a difference between paranoia and just knowing something's not right. Yeah, trusting your intuition. If someone knocks on your door and says they're collecting for the local sports team like me and my brother may have

when we were younger, trying to fundraise for our spacey addiction, I think most of the people who answered the door knew that we were full of it, despite wearing our local high school jacket. Rob, I just need to let you know that you are live on the radio right now, so any further incrimination of yourself can and will be used against you in a court of law, okay? I do have to chuckle how you think you know some legal technicalities, but I can tell you that the statute of limitations on petty theft

is well and truly expired, mate. Well, I'll see you in court, Rob, okay? Hey, Rob, I can't wait to see you guys cover the episode where Clint Roberts appears. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. you guys cover the episode where Clint Roberts appears. Speaking of Shania Twain, she sometimes comes up in this segment. She does from time to time. You know, I'm hoping for some Shania today.

This is where you guys call us. We tell you what the song was that was top in the charts on your 16th birthday. Then we'll play one of those songs. Let's kick it off with Isabella. Hi, Isabella. Hey, Izzy. Hello. Hi, how are you?

I'm pretty good, thanks. Enjoying the sunshine. Us too, Izzy. Hasn't it been nice today? It's been so good. It's been so good. You know, you're in the doldrums of winter. You're in the bit where you can't take anymore, where you get one day of sunshine.

You go full shorts and T-shirt. It's not necessarily warming up, and you're like, I needed this. We needed this. So good. Yeah, but there's daffodils now at least. Yeah, beautiful. I've noticed that as well.

Start of spring. Hey, Isabella, what's your birthday, mate? My birthday is 16th of March, 1991. Right. That means you were 16 in 2007. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this was number one. Isabella, were you living in New Zealand when Atlas Crawl went to number one? I was not.

It's a good song, though. It is a good song. Do you know it, at least? A little bit. Yeah. One hit wonders, though. It is a good song. Do you know it, at least? A little bit. Yeah. One hit wonders, but it was a really good song. Massive song here in New Zealand. It was.

Okay, let's do another one for Fiona. Hi, Fiona. G'day, Fi. Hi, Bree and Clint. How are you? Good, mate. How was your weekend? Oh, it was amazing.

With Izzy on the whole, you know, fun times out. It feels good. I've just been itching for any sun. Yeah. I'm like, just give me one bit of sun. Have you got your milky white pins out yet? Oh, mate. It's so bad.

The winter tan? Oh, I don't want to do that to people yet. Hey, Fi, what's your birthday, mate? 12th of June, 1990. Right, that means you were 16 in 2006. And on the 12th of June in 2006, this would have been number one. Niles Barkley in Crazy. Definitely a banger.

Banger. Definitely a banger. Such a change. All-time banger. Sing low green. Yep. Singing on that track. One more for Lisa Afternoon Lisa

G'day Lisa Hey how you going I could have had The old white bait Spotters out today White bait spotters Look there's something Really interesting

That's about to happen So the new season Of Celebrity Treasure Island Comes out this weekend Doesn't it Bray It does It comes out this weekend And I have never used

More fake tan In my life. Well, also it was shot in Northland over summer, so you look very tanned. Oh, it is all fake. Don't you worry about that. I was putting on a fake tan, and I'm not joking, every two days. Well, the host of Celebrity Treasure Island looks like a different person to the one I host this radio show with.

That's all I'm going to say. Yeah, we're very long-distant cousins. She's your auntie from the Mediterranean. I look completely different. Sorry, Lisa, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 23rd of February, 1979. All right, mate.

You were 16 in 1995. And on the 23rd of February, 1995, this had a number one hit. 90s banger. Love this song. It's a great song. The Real McCoy and Another Night. Is that a bit of you, Lisa?

It sure is. Got to be a winner. Got to be a winner. Okay, wait there. We'll deliberate really quickly. Oh, tough. What's in between for you? All three?

It's between all three for different reasons. I've got to go with my gut. I've got to go with my gut. What's your gut say? Atlas and Crawl. My gut says Another Night, The Real McCoy. Split vote. Claudia's decision.

Claudia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon? I already know. She doesn't even have to say. What am I going for? You're going for Crawl Atlas. Yeah, I'm going for Crawl Atlas. There it is. It's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon.

Isabella's won. Well done, Izzy. Woohoo. Enjoy this. Number one in New Zealand on your birthday in 2007. Here's your Birthday Banger. Brian Clint, Sit in. I'll slowly burn away now The fire in your eyes Give me room to breathe now

Sit in, Brian Clint. Number one in 2007, that's Atlas and Crawl, the winner of Birthday Banger today, taking down Niles Barkley and The Real McCoy. Someone texted us and they said, What a banger. I legit still have this song on CD. Such a memory having stuff on CD.

Yeah. I don't have a CD player anymore. I don't own one. No. But just before I got rid of my CD player and a bunch of CDs, I was like, I used to love the CD and I put it on. There's something about hearing those songs in that order that instantly transports you back to a different time.

100%. Especially those burnt CDs. You know when your friend goes, hey, babes, I'll make you a burnt CD of my favourite songs I'm loving at the moment. So personal, eh? You know? I've just got to get my lime wire fired up

and download a few of the songs. Mum, get off the internet! Bear with me. It takes two days to download a song. Mom, get off the internet! Bear with me. Takes two days to download one song. Bree and Clint. Okay, we're about to attempt an ice cream hack on the show this afternoon. I've got some bowls and spoons. Okay.

I saw this on TikTok and I'm not a fan of many life hacks on TikTok. A lot of them suck, let's be real. A lot of them suck. Most of them are terrible. But this one looks very good, okay? Do we get to eat ice cream? We get to eat ice cream.

Okay, well I'm on board. And like I said, if you want to attempt this tonight, you may only need to pick up ice cream on the way home. I have no idea what this is going to be, by the way. There's a radio show in Australia called Jonesy and Amanda. Yes. They've attempted this. The hack is, it's like ridiculously simple.

Okay. Vanilla ice cream covered in olive oil and salt. Doesn't sound nice, does it? I mean, look, I love all three of those things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not together. Yeah. Ever together.

I've watched this video, which has been viewed 1.4 million times. I've watched it probably 12 times. Their reaction looks genuine. I don't think we're being punked here. Are you willing to give it a go this afternoon? I reckon we're being had.

Do you reckon? Not by Jonesy and Amanda. They wouldn't do that to us. I mean, they are pretty trustworthy but I just don't see how that could taste nice. Well, I've got all the stuff

and I think we should try this. I feel like we're going to look like dum-dums. Got some vanilla ice cream. Some nice vanilla ice cream. I've got quite nice looking olive oil as well. That is good quality. Extra virgin and some sea salt.

Okay. They used sea salt, the kind that comes out of the grinder, not that table salt stuff. Gotcha. All right. Well, here, I'll open the oil. While you're working on these, they're quite hard to open. I'm in. Oh, you got it. Gotcha. Alright. Well, here I'll open the oil while you're working on... These are quite hard to open. I'm in. Oh, you got it.

It's a big scoop of ice cream. Okay. Big scoop of ice cream. Now, I'll do the olive oil, okay? Because I've watched the video. So, it's quite a lot of olive oil. You're going to put heaps on mine, aren't you? I'm going to put exactly as much as they put on in the video. I mean, I love olive oil. You're going to put heaps on mine, aren't you? I'm going to put exactly as much as they put on in the video.

I mean, I love olive oil. Oh, my God, that is so much. It's quite a lashing of olive oil. You've just drowned the whole thing. Yeah, I'll do it to mine too. Okay. Oh, are you sure? And then it's sea salt on top as well.

It kind of looks like butterscotch sauce. Okay. I like a bit more salt on my ice cream. That was plenty of salt. That was plenty of salt. Okay. So according to Jonesy and Amanda and TikTok and the world, this is going to take our vanilla ice cream to the next level.

So when you're ready, bon appetit. Three, two, one. Do I like it? I don't know if I like it. I think I'd like it. I think I like it. Hold on. I'm going to try another bit.

Oh, the salt is very... Get some salt and oil. Make sure you get a salty oil back. Maybe it needs more salt. Yeah, a bit more salt. Okay, let's go again. I've got a big lot of oil on this one. Yeah. I think I like it.

Yeah, I think I like it too. Oh, that's very salty now. No, I like it. Yeah, I think I like it too. Oh, that's very salty now. No, I like it. Do I like it? I think I like it. Hold on, one more bite. Hold on. Do I like it more than regular ice cream?

Guys, try this at home. I think you might like it. Have we hacked ice cream? Is it actually a hack? No, I like it. It's official. I'm keen. It's so strange.

Like, it should be disgusting, but it's definitely not disgusting. The sweet taste of the ice cream comes through the most first when you have it. And then as you go through it, you get the salty. The salt and the oil kind of linger on your tongue, don't they? The oily kind of flavour right at the end, but it's nice. I think I like it as well. I like it. And you know what I think the key is?

What? A lot of salt and a lot of olive oil. Yeah, or else, I mean, what's the point? Yeah. You're going to go big or go home. All right, there we go. We've hacked ice cream, everybody. I'm just going to have one more bite to check if I like it.

I think I've used a third of a bottle of olive oil, but don't worry about that. This is good for you, right? This is good for you. No, yeah, extra virgin. Extra virgin, that's the good stuff. No, I like it. All right, try it at home tonight and let us know what you think. Look, this is a public service announcement for anyone who may get arrested in the future.

Okay. Something that you don't want to do after you've been arrested or in the interim of being arrested. Waste your one phone call. That can be very useful. Who would you call? Great question because I don't know my wife's phone number. And also, if you're in the cells, is your wife really the best person to call? Or should you call a lawyer and then get out so that when you tell your wife,

you can go, don't overreact. I'm out now. The lawyer's handling it. Not that I've ever had this thought or anything. Don't know is the. I'm out now. Okay. The lawyer's handling it. Not that I've ever had this thought or anything. Don't know is the short answer to that question. You should probably figure that out because you never know and you won't be thinking straight once you're in there. Why?

Because you'll be under stress. Oh, right. Once you're in the cells. Intoxicated. Oh, that too. Look, there's a guy. This story is ridiculous, by the way. There is a guy by the name of Matthew Hapgood who was arrested for shoplifting,

but he's done something during the arrest that has added time to his sentence. Right, and it's not resisted arrest and it's not tried to run. No. And it's not backchat? No. Okay. Oh, would you call this backchat? I don't know.

You be the judge. So he was arrested for shoplifting, beer, cider, and some vape products. But when the police... Classic haul, by the way. I mean, classic haul. All the major food groups have been covered. Yeah, right. But it was when the police were apprehending him that he did something that wasn't ideal.

Okay. And this is word for word. He broke wind in the officer's face during the course of the arrest. In his face? Apparently so. What was the police officer doing down there? Well, maybe he was on the ground and he was, you know, putting the handcuffs on. Oh, yeah. Even then, it's a bit tough. But your face is a bit close.

Maybe he was giving him a really close frisk to find out if there were any more vape pods on him or something. The officer was obviously unlucky to be caught in the crossfire. Yeah, I think the officer needs to review his arrest technique, to be honest. Also, also, also. Wait, wait, wait. I can just picture the situation, right? He's arrested this guy and he's putting the handcuffs on him

and obviously the officer is down in that area and the guy's like, and the officer goes, did you just fart in my face? I was like, vive la resistance. He's like, justice. Anyway, he was sentenced for 34 months in prison. And you might ask Clint. Who's going to prison for this? Well, I don't think it's just for the fart.

Yeah, true. I think it added some time because the officer was not happy about it. But my headspace went to, I believe I've spoken about a similar crime on this show before. Do you recall, and I looked into this, do you recall a crime a couple of years ago? We talked about it on this show and it was a guy in Austria who was fined $900 for loudly farting near police

officers. Vaguely, I do remember it, yeah. Yeah, so there was that situation and then I believe we also spoke about the time an unidentified man was whacked with a fine in Vienna after offending public decency by farting provocatively at police in June 2020. Well, there you go. Farts are illegal.

You can't be arrested for them. In 2022. I mean, I remember, you know, in our family sometimes my parents would yell, oh, you should be arrested for that. You'd be locked up. Someone call the police. Franklin's in here. There's a crime scene in here. up. Someone call the police. Franklin's in here. There's a crime scene in here.

That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Tomorrow we will endeavour once again to find out the answer to... The reverse trivia question. The reverse trivia answer tonight's Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day?

Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, but what's the question? Oh, no, I don't know. No luck for the Invercargill Workingmen's Club today. No. Tomorrow, where should we go? Who should we try? I mean, I'd love to call a place in Parmy North.

Okay. I reckon they might get it. Why? I'm not too sure. You're weirdly obsessed with Parmison North. I love Parmy North. Every time we reckon they might get it. Why? I'm not too sure. I just feel like- You're weirdly obsessed with Palmy North. I love Palmy North. Every time we need to go somewhere to do something,

everybody's like, we could go to Palmy North. I'm like, why? I love you, Palmy North, but why? What's the fascination? I feel like it just reminds me so much of the town I grew up in.

Right, okay. And they're my people. A lot of vets and a lot of- A lot of pubs. A lot of pubs, a lot of vet students. That's what you need. A lot of pubs. A lot of vet students. That's what you need. And a lot of guys on leave from the army where you grew up, was it?

Shout out to Mr. North. Maybe we will call you tomorrow. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you back then. Bye. Bye, guys. play ZM's brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM, feed by KFC get the full menu delivered to your door

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