ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th August 2024

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

Bree's life question.  If band names were literal.  Mumma Di definitely just found out about Yellowstone.  The trademark that wasn't very demure.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good afternoon, everyone. Happy Thursday. Day before Daffodil Day. Day of What's the Plot. Day before we give away that trip to see Sabrina Carpenter live in LA Nah, we're giving it away tonight Are we? Yeah, they're doing it on Brooks' show tonight God, today just went up two points

Also, Taco Thursday Taco Thursday No, I don't think that's a thing Nah, it is If you have tacos today It's Taco Thursday Taco Tuesday God, tacos really up their game since the 90s today. It's Taco Thursday. Taco Tuesday.

God, tacos really up their game since the 90s. Also, the sushi company need to get into Sushi Saturdays. Yeah, or Sushi Sunday. Sushi Sunday, yeah. Sushi Sabbath. Start giving out sushi at church instead of that wafer. Yeah.

God, that'd be good. Remember sitting through mass and you're starving and then all you've got to look forward to is that wafer? Nah, I drank the wine as well. Oh, yeah, and the wine. Yeah, even when I was like just after I did my communion, so I would have been what, 11? Yeah, hit the wine.

Yep. Hit that blood of Christ, G. Although I'd always gauge it depending on who drank it before me because I'd get freaked out. Totally, yeah. Like they would wipe the side of the cup. Can you catch anything from the blood of Christ? Of course you can.

Really? Depends what the person in front of you has. True. True. Yeah. That's why in some like real modern churches, they have little, all little cups laid out on like a table. Oh, that's bad for the environment.

They're paper cups. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Little tiny little paper shot glasses. Nah, I want it out of the goblet. Oh, that's bad for the environment. They're paper cups. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Little tiny little paper shot glasses. Nah, I want it out of the goblet just like Jesus had it. And you just shot glass it like, you know, and I reckon they should just put the salt and the lemon in there as well. Yeah, the salt of Christ.

Yeah. The lemon of Christ. The lemon of Christ and just make it a whole party. And the tequila of Christ. Today on the show, probably no more church chat, but we will get into Tradie vs. Lady next. The scores need updating, but the ladies are still ahead. We know that much for sure.

Why do I keep forgetting to update the score? Because you're getting forgetful in your old age. No, it's because we're so busy. That's what it is. And I do everything around here, full stop. If you want to play 0800DIALZM, we're looking for a lady and a tradie to play tradie versus lady next to win a great prize from the toolshed.

Some real good stuff up for grabs. Bree and Clint. It's time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's the tradie versus lady. Thanks to the toolshed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradie. Three, two, one, let's go. Yes, welcome back to another round of tradie versus lady.

The prize from the tool shed, it's fantastic. It's the 168-piece tool set and $50 cash. I think I've updated the scores now, right, Clint? 67 to the tradies, 77 to the ladies. The ladies are 10 in front. Let's go to our lady first. She's from the Waikato. She is 36 years old, and she had her sweat glands removed.

What? How can you do that? Welcome to the show, Kay. Hi, Kay. Hi. Where from exactly? Where did you have them removed? In my armpits.

In your armpits. Are they removable? Well, you just cut your armpits open and scrape them out. Oh, my God. Is that dangerous, though? Because what if your body can't sweat? Well, it sweats in other places. Just not my armpits.

I don't want to ask. Don't want to know, Kay. I used to be really, really sweaty, so now I don't sweat that. Correct me if I'm wrong, Kay. It's not like you have a buildup of sweat inside your body trying to get out. Your armpits just don't generate the sweat. That's right. Yeah.

Why did you have them removed, Kay? Because I was really sweaty as a teenager. Yeah, fair enough. As a teenager, and it was embarrassing. Yeah, how embarrassing. You're taking on our trainee from Taranaki today. They're 24 years old, and they love hard mahi and fishing. Welcome to the show, Chandler.

Hi, Chandler. Hey, bud. Hey, bro. You're always my favourite friend. What is the biggest fish you've ever caught? Probably a big 18-pound snapper. Jeez. We'll just have to believe you.

We weren't there, so we'll just have to believe you. It grows every year. Yeah. It grows every year. Yeah. It grows every year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it good eating? I'm going to tell the story. Was it good eating, Chandler?

Yeah, it was. It's been the fun hour. Yeah, nice. All right, Chandler, your buzzer's tradie. Kay, your buzzer is lady. The first person to three correct answers wins the game and the prize from the tool shed. Here we go, guys. Good luck.

Tomorrow is daffodil Day. What charity are we raising? Yes, Chandler. Cancer. Cancer Society, correct. Nice work. You're on the board. One to the tradies.

Question number two. Roy-a-jib-biv. Is that how you say it? Roy-jib-biv. Roy-jib-biv is an acronym for the colours of what? Rainbow. Lady. Yes, Kay of what? Oh, lady. Yes, Kay. The rainbow.

Nice, Kay. All over that like a rash. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. Well done. We are one apiece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Kay's in.

Is it Sam Walker? Nice K. God, she's away and flying. Chandler, you need this one to stay in it. Question number four. What flavour is the source of your standard tin of Waddy's baked beans? Yes, Chandler.

Tomato. Well done. We have a tie-break on our hands. Here comes the tie-break question. Question number five. What would you be cutting if you were using pinking shears? Pretty. Yes, Chandler, for the win. Sheep.

Sheets? Will you take it? Sheep, I think he said. You say sheeps or sheets? Sheeps. Sheeps. Sheeps? A sheep. Like that?eps. Sheeps. Sheeps? A sheep.

Like that? Yeah. Not sheep. No. Kate? Wool. No. It's actually fabric.

You should have said sheets. I was going to say sheets. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Nice try, Chandler. All right. We'll move on to our next tie-break question. Question number six.

Which girl band released the hit song, Wannabe? Cody. Chandler. Chandler for the win. Spice Girls. Spice Girls. Yeah, boys. You sound like a sporty Spice Chandler.

A much-needed tradie victory going your way and that price in the tool shed. Well done, Chandler. Awesome. Thank you, boys. Say hello to Ross and Joey and Rachel and all the crew. Have fun at the transponster office. Oh, yeah. Have fun transponsting, yeah.

Thanks to the tool shed as well. You know how everyone's saying demure at the moment, how that's the current saying of choice? Yeah. Very demure. Very demure, very mindful. Very cutesy. The person who invented that saying, their name is Jules Lebron. You see how I do my

makeup for work? Very demure, very mindful. I don't come to work with a green cut crease. I don't look like a clown when I go to work. I don't do too much. I'm very mindful while I'm at work. What would you say demure means to you? I would say demure

is subtle and classy. Yeah, I would say it's like modest. Like very modest, very humble. Yeah, that kind of vibe. It's the opposite of like flashy. Yeah, I was going to say braggadocious So the opposite of like... Flashy. Flashy, yeah. I was going to say braggadocious, but flashy's a better word.

Braggadocious works. In a very undemure turn of events, someone else has trademarked that saying out from under jewels. Not just demure, they've trademarked very demure, very mindful. That's not very demure, that's not very mindful. Well, it wasn't very mindful of jewels not to trademark it themselves, but I guess they weren't thinking abouture. That's not very mindful. It wasn't very mindful of Jules not to trademark it themselves. But I guess they weren't thinking about that. That's what happens when you go

viral as a normal person. You're not a business person. You don't think about these kind of things. Do you reckon the Hawk Tour girl trademarked that? I believe someone got on the Hawk Tour girl very quickly and did all of the right things. Yes. You know how I heard that they got onto it quick and she trademarked it?

How? She spat on that thing. On the contract? Yeah. Tua! That's her signature. Trademark. Some random guy from Washington has got in there

and stolen the trademark, which means if Jules ever wants to make money from the saying, very demure, very mindful, they'll have to pay this other guy who didn't even invent the saying. They just trademarked it. It's like you hear those stories about, and this is like a little insight into radio world and the radio wars between, I don't know if it's happened,

it's probably happened here in New Zealand, but I remember it happening in Australia where they'd find out what a new show was going to be. So they announce a new show or someone gets wind that they're going to announce this new breakfast show and then the other radio network will go and buy or like go and take that Instagram handle and they'll go and take the TikTok handle. That is cheeky.

Yeah, and then it'll cause big fights and they'll be like, well, you can buy it off us. It's like how legally I'm not allowed to refer to myself as emergency DJ Clint. Yeah, because the other company said they'll sue you. Apparently, jewels can fight this. If you can prove that the saying is only valuable because of you, then you can go to court and you can fight for it.

Oh, but how annoying. But what a pain in the arse. It costs money. I wonder if there are any sayings that you and I could trademark that other people haven't thought of trademarking. Like, I know the moment's passed, but do you think anybody ever trademarked Nick Munna? Yeah, I mean,

I don't know. Do you reckon anyone ever got in there? Surely Scribe has got rights to saying, if any, after someone says not many? Yeah, surely that's been trademarked. Surely. Do you reckon someone has trademarked Lush Go? Good question. Like has someone trademarked that?

Good question. Has someone trademarked Can I Get A Hoya? There was a beer company earlier this year that trademarked Up The Waz. I was going to say, has anyone trademarked it? A beer company took it. Really? Before the Warriors could take it. It's such a D-bag movie.

You know what we should do? We should trademark, oh, Brianna. So every time your mum says it on the radio, she has to pay us money. Wouldn't that be a good idea? We'd make a fortune. We'd make a fricking fortune. We'd make so much money. And if we need more money, we just ring her

and she'll be forced to say it. Yep. She'll have nowhere to go. We'll have her trapped. So there you go. See how I come to work? Very demure. I do my makeup.

I lay my wig. I do a little braid. Very demure. I do my makeup. I lay my wig. I do a little braid. Very demure. Very mindful. Let's not forget to be demure, divas. Don't forget, guys. Be demure. Yeah.

It's the equal best and most annoying trend on the internet at the moment. It really is. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. It's going to be the biggest reality TV show breakup in a long time. And finally, Dean, Molly May has spoken out. She has. If everyone

playing at home, Molly May Hague, did I say it right? And Tommy Fury broke up, what, a few months ago? No, it was just two weeks ago. Yeah, a few weeks ago. Yeah, very recently. It was very recent. It feels time flies when you're having fun. So obviously she's an influencer. He's a boxer.

They met on the UK reality show called Love Island. And everyone, it's like divided social media. People are all her team, her team. She's now posted a photo on social media. It's not what you normally expect. Normally after a breakup, you post the sexiest photo of yourself. Yeah. It's never been edited or taken. She's just on like a cabin

overlooking water and she wrote, thank you for everyone for being the best online friends I could have ever wished for. And she's somber and looking out into the water. I don't know, they've got a child together. I feel like they might get back together. Nah, no way. Nah, no way. This post to me backs up the theory that he cheated on her

and that she's been doing it tough because she found out that he cheated on her and she's like, hey, thanks for supporting me, everybody. That's what she said without saying it. That's how I interpret it. What do you think, Bree? Yeah, I kind of have to agree being like,

she's firing it back up. You guys are the only ones that have been there for me in this hard time. Screw everyone else. Not my baby daddy. You guys. You know what? I hope they don't get back together. If the rumours are true.

If he has cheated on her with multiple women. Yes, right. And whilst she was pregnant and had their daughter. I just think you can do better and set a good example for other women out there that you don't have to settle for that. Totally. I agree.

I agree with you. Not great from him. Yeah. If that is true. Who was the golfer that had like 50 girlfriends? Who was the golfer? Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods. It's giving Tiger Woods. Yeah, it is. It's giving Tiger Woods. Yeah, it is. Yeah. It is, actually. You're right. And they never got back together. No, you're right.

She never took him back. You're right. They didn't. She actually beat him up with a golf club. The complete opposite of taking him back. Also not the correct thing to do.

Bree and Clint, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I read some exciting news. Not for me personally, but I just thought of my mother straight away because I read some news online this morning that there's a particular TV show

that the news came out that it was finishing this season that's about to come out. That was the last season and then it was going to finish. There's been a bit of controversy around it. And then I read this article this morning where there's rumours they're going to do another season. This is very exciting news. And if my mum hasn't heard this news yet, she is going to fizz. Big for me, big for the mums. This is one of those.

Huge. Mama Di joins us on the phone right now. Hi, mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? Before we get into this, how are you going with watching Friends for the first time? Oh, my God.

It's like a revelation. You still a Joey woman? Oh, absolutely. Where are you up to? What season? She decided she was going to go back to the start and started from the start this morning. Yeah, what season are you on?

Well, I'm only on to, I've only binged one and two. That's all. Classic you to go for the Italian on the show though, isn't it? Typical. Like a moth to a flame. It's like the version of Big Steve on a US sitcom. Hey, Mum, quick one for you this afternoon. How do you feel about the particular show called Yellowstone?

Oh, my God. It's absolutely amazing. And the prequels have been fantastic as well. What is it in particular that you like about Yellowstone so much? Oh, Clint, it's guys riding horses, cowboys, of course. Yeah, look, I don't think we had to ask her. Were you quite upset to learn that this season, the fifth season, part two, that's about to come out,

is going to be the final season for Yellowstone? Yeah, well, I have heard, though, that there's one coming with Matthew McConaughey in it, so he's going to headline it. So I'm kind of quite happy with that. Wait, is she breaking the news to us? Yeah, I think she's gazumped us. Hey, Mama Di, can you pretend that you don't know that for a second?

Okay, ready? Let's go. This isn't live, so let's just go back. Can you pretend when I tell you, hey, Mum, apparently there's reports out today they're going to make a sixth season of Yellowstone. Oh, my God. Really? Perfect.

We'll just cut that in there. You're not going to believe this when we die. You know how they lost Kevin Costner, how he's subbing out? Well, how could anyone replace him? There's no one that can replace Kevin Costner. Let's be real. Get this. The rumor is they're going to replace him with Matthew McConaughey.

Oh, maybe there is someone they can replace him with then. She's a natural, isn't she? She's so good. Well, actually, you know who the other rumour is that they're going to replace Kevin Costner with? What big stick? No, Russell Crowe. Oh, really?

No. I mean... Are you kidding me? Wouldn't be a bad fit. Or Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman. Oh, Hugh Jackman in Chaps would be pretty good. Yeah.

Let's just rally off all the men that we think makes my mum a little bit randy. There's a chance they're going to get Pierce Brosnan to be in Yellowstone. No, she's not a Pierce Brosnan man. No? Oh, I like Pierce Brosnan. Oh, do you? I do. Yeah, I do.

What about Barry Gibb? Poor old Barry would barely hang on to the horse these days. What about Idris Elba? Oh, yeah. On a horse. That would be good. Shirtless with a gun. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I reckon he'd have the biggest gun out of all of them. Okay, that's enough. Let's wrap her up. No, no, wrap her up. If the stereotype is true, you wouldn't be wrong. That's enough. That's enough.

You don't talk about my Idris Elba like that. Thank you. Yellow bone. That is shocking. Oh, no. I love the show. And I think any prequels or run-offs of it. That is shocking. Oh, no, I love the show. And I think any prequels or run-offs of it.

We'll take what we can get, eh, Mum and Dad? Can I just say, Kevin Costner, you whack a moustache on that guy, looks a lot like Big Steve. No, I've been told it looks like his brother, but I'm not too happy about that. About Steve's brother? Yeah, my dad's brother doesn't have a moustache, and they look alike. Oh, there you go. He has to keep that

moustache so you know which one's which, eh, Di? I don't think it matters at this point. So you know who you're kissing in the dark. Yeah, I don't think she cares. I know exactly who which is which on those two, I can tell you. Hey, thanks for the breaking news that we were going to break to you, Mama Di. We appreciate it.

Oh, well, sometimes I'm up with it. Yeah. I feel like, you know, news of Yellowstone is like a rash to my mum. Like, it just moths to a flame. It spreads. It spreads real quick. Yeah, yeah. Well, they have to be really careful because, I mean, they've had, you know,

Harrison Ford, Tim McGraw, you know. Glenn Powell. Yep. Well, yeah. Ryan Gosling. I like the old guys. Yeah, gotcha. Well, there you go.

Thanks, Nomadai. We appreciate it. Thanks, guys. We'll leave you to it. Bye, Mum. Our very steamy question that we want to ask this afternoon is, what's the TV show that gets your mum all hot under the collar? What's the TV show or the movie that sends your mum into a spin?

Or the star. Who's the person that your mum's like, oh, I like a bit of that. I'll put one out there. We're watching it at the moment and everyone I've talked to has just said, my mum loves that show, Outlander. Oh, my mum's still there. Di, you're into Outlander, aren't you? Mum?

Oh, she's gone off for some alone time. She's gone to call herself down. Oh, there she is. Mum, she heard us say it. She came back when I said Outlander. How do you feel about Outlander? Oh, my God. Jamie can add spice to anybody's life, I can tell you.

Thank you, Mama Di. It's like a bit of cayenne pepper. Am I right, Mum? Thank you. Hey, listen, all I know, that show's taught me what's underneath a kilt. Nothing. Boy, and everything. Oh, 800 dials at M, what's your mum's show?

What's the show that gets your mum's juices flowing? Oh, 800 dials at M what's your mum's show what's the show that gets your mum's juices flowing 0800 dials at M where you can text 9696 please please don't ever say your mum's juices flowing when I'm in the room again

you know what I mean though no that was no don't point at that area I mean blood pumping don't point there what's mum's show it's not appropriate

what's mum's special show 0800 dials at M we'll text you to 9696 the young and the restless Blood pumping. Don't point there. What's mum's show? That's not appropriate. What's mum's special show? 0800-DARLES-DEMO-TENSE-9696. The Young and the Restless. What's the show that really gets your mum hot under the collar? We just tried to break the news to mum-a-die that Yellowstone's making a comeback. She already knew. She already knew.

She already knew. She already knew who was the rumoured replacement for what's his name? Kevin Costner. She was all over it. Her mummy senses were tingling. They sure were. Mums love a show though. They have their shows. And we want to know, what is it for your mum? Malia's caught up. Hi Malia.

Hi Malia. Hi. What's the show that your mum really loves? The Rookie. People are loving that. your mum really loves? The Rookie. Oh, people are loving that. Producer Ella has been watching The Rookie. You were saying your mum loves The Rookie as well, Ella. Oh, doesn't she? She actually paused on one of the episodes

and quite fancied the sergeant. Sergeant Grey, you handsome man. Is that what your mum likes, Malia, is the sergeant? She likes Sergeant Bradford. Yeah! Okay. Is that what your mum likes, Malia, is the sergeant? She likes Sergeant Bradford. Yeah! Okay. Wait, I need to Google this fella.

It's such a lovely show. Everyone, watch it. Thank you, Malia. I reckon we put this through the mumma dia filter too. A lot of people texting in to say their mums can't get enough of Sons of Anarchy. Holy Toledo, Tim Bradford. Hello. God, like I was saying yesterday, anyone in a police outfit... Is that the rookie?

Whoa! I'm questioning a few things. Um, hey... Does your mum like Sons of Anarchy? You were busy frothing while I was asking you a question. I just go off to another world. It's just that uniform. Sons of Anarchy.

My mum loves that show. Jax or Brax or something? Yeah, the main one with the long hair. And the goatee. Yeah. She's all over it. This person wants to be anonymous. I imagine to protect their mum more than anything,

but they're here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Hello. What's mum's show, Anonymous, that gets her all steamed up? It's Bridgerton. I mean, it's a pretty common one these days, I feel like,

but she just loves it. She loves it. Is it quite steamy, the old Bridgerton, is it? Yeah, I mean, it's pretty terrible when she tries to talk about it with my girlfriend. Oh, no. Terrible for you. Great for them, I imagine.

Oh, yeah. They both love it, but I'm just sitting there like, why are you talking about these specific episodes? Yeah. Loud and clear, Anonymous. Loud and clear.

Thank you very much. We appreciate it. Someone else has texted in and said, my mum cannot get enough of Theo James in The Gentleman. Theo James? I've got to see him now of Theo James and The Gentleman. Theo James? No, I've got to see him now. Have you seen The Gentleman yet?

No, not yet. The TV series, not the movie. Are you talking about the guy that's also in Divergent? He's in... He's in... He's in White Lotus as well.

White Lotus, that's it, yeah. Yeah, I know the guy. It's like James Franco-esque. Someone else said, my mum Sue loves rugby league games. So does my mum. And she loves certain players more than others.

We're asking what's your mum's show that gets her all steamed up. A lot of people texting through about anything Tom Selleck related. Oh, Vintage Mum. And my mum is a big fan of Tom Selleck. She even said to me when she recently started watching Friends, she goes, what season is the one Tom Selleck's in? I'm going to watch that first. Not a TV show, but someone else has texted and said,

my mum loves Michael Bolton, still and always. Oh, and he had the flowing locks and the white shirt that was unbuttoned just with one button left. He's very Mills and Boone. He is, eh? My mum has a real thing for Vin Diesel. She's seen all the Fast and Furious movies. That's my favourite.

That's so good. I think my favourite text of all is, My mum's dead, but I know Bridgerton would have been right up her alley. Well, she's probably watching it in a better place somewhere. Totally. Still getting hot under the collar. They got Netflix in heaven? Hell yeah.

I hope they do anyway. Yeah, absolutely. Thanks for your texts about your mum's shows. We appreciate them. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? It's the ultimate movie guessing game where you've got to beat Brie at guessing movies as quickly as you can. Today to take you on, Dave is stepping up. G'day, Dave. Hi, Dave.

How are you? Good, thank you. What would you say your specialty category is when it comes to movies? Action or sports. Action or sports movies. What would you say yours is, Brie? I feel like I am quite the, I dabble in most, but I would say anything that's based on a true story or sport. Okay.

Or romantic comedy. Sport would have been a good option today, but it's not that. Today, because there are two astronauts stuck in space, we're doing space movies. Oh, okay. are two astronauts stuck in space, we're doing space movies. Oh, okay. Yeah, quite like a space movie. How do you feel about that, Dave? Yeah, not too bad.

Not too bad, okay. Here's how it works. I'll start reading out plot lines to popular movies. As soon as you think you know what it is, you yell out your name to have a guess. If you get it right, you get a point. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess and the first person to give me two correct movies wins

What's the Plot? Good luck, Dave. Good luck, Dave. Good luck, Brie. $200 on the line. Movie plot number one. In the distant future, humans travel to other planet

colonies for a better life. The journey starts for decades. The journey lasts for decades. So the passengers. Bree. The passengers. Passengers. Lock in passengers.

Passengers. Jennifer Lawrence. It's correct. Have you seen it, Dave? No, I haven't. They're stuck on the ship and they go into the pods and they put them into sleep for like 90 years. It's such a good film.

I heard it wasn't very good. I liked it. Well, I've never seen it, so... It's got... What's his name in it? The guy that's in Jurassic World. One of the Chris's. Chris Pratt.

Chris Pratt. That's the one? Yeah, Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence. Unfortunately, that was not worth a point, but good call, Dave. Here comes movie number two. You need this one, Dave. Space movies. A brilliant and

gifted young man born into a great destiny beyond his understanding must travel to a dangerous planet in the universe to ensure the future. Bree. Interstellar. Interstellar is incorrect. Worth a shot. Free guess, Dave. The Martian. The Martian is incorrect.

I love that film though, Dave. Good call. I keep doing the correct thing. You're both wrong. Matt Damon. It's classic. Our hero must travel to a dangerous planet in the universe to ensure the future of his family and his people after he is troubled by visions of a dark future as malevolent forces Dave? Dave?

Ed Astra? Ed Astra with Brad Pitt. Yeah. Brief, free guess, otherwise we'll move on. No, I don't know. June. Yeah, I fell asleep in that movie. Or Dune, however you want to say it.

One of the worst movies I've seen in cinema. I'm not going to lie. But it's got Timothee Chalamet in it. So boring. And I love Zendaya, but I couldn't follow it. Not smart enough. Movie number three. Three brilliant women working for NASA.

Bree. Hidden Figures. Hidden Figures is correct. Watched it last week. She can't be beat today, Dave, but we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation prize for you. Awesome, thanks, guys. No worries.

Thanks for playing, Dave. Here we go. That's the space round. Hidden Figures, one of my all-time favourite films ever. Based on a true story about strong, intelligent, incredible women. Worth a watch. The next one was going to be WALL-E. Have you seen that?

I love that movie with the little robot. So cute. Bree and Clint. I saw this Instagram reel today, which asked the question, if band names were literal, what would be the worst concert that you could attend? For example, Weezer, which would just be a bunch of asthmatic people struggling to breathe.

Yeah. If the band name described what the show was going to be, what are the worst shows you could attend? Counting Crows. Counting Crows would be horrible. Wouldn't be great. The Strokes wouldn't be a great show. No.

Five Seconds of Summer would be a very, very short concert. It'd be so short. Anthrax. Anthrax. Yeah, that'd be a shocking show. It'd be terrible. As would The Sex Pistols. Da Baby would be a weird show. Yeah, just be a baby. You know it'd be a fun show. It'd be terrible. As would the Sex Pistols. Da Baby would be a weird show.

Yeah, just be a baby. You know what would be a fun show? The Backstreet Boys. That'd be a bit of fun, wouldn't it? 21 Pilots. Especially if none of the pilots knew how to play any instruments. Yeah, just 21 pilots up on the stage.

The Black Eyed Peas would just be a bunch of legumes on the stage. Yeah, that'd be weird, wouldn't it? Sp. The Black Eyed Peas would just be a bunch of legumes on the stage. Yeah, that'd be weird, wouldn't it? Spice Girls. What would the Spice Girls be? I don't know. Just a bunch of girls with like cardamom and... Yeah, like a bunch of girls that know how to use their spices. The Offspring is just someone else's kid running around on the stage.

Someone just texts her, the Beatles, lol. The Beatles would be an awful show, especially if you don't like bugs. Oasis? No, Oasis would be a great show. Wouldn't it? Oasis isn't real. No, that's a mirage. Oh, that's a mirage. You're thinking of a mirage which shows you a fake Oasis. An actual Oasis

would be delightful. Massive Attack would be a pretty bad show. Yeah. This is such a good one on the text. Puddle of Mud? Puddle of Mud would be a terrible show. A Yeah. This is such a good one on the text. Puddle of Mud. Puddle of Mud would be a terrible show. A horrible show. Rage Against the Machine. Someone said it would just be a bunch of guys yelling at a microwave. I wouldn't mind that.

That'd be quite interesting. Or a bunch of people hitting a microwave. That'd be quite fun. This could be a good show depending on what you're into. The Beer Naked Ladies. Yeah. Someone else said The Rolling Stones. Or someone said The Scissor Sisters. Again, depends what you're into, doesn't it? Imagine Dragons is just 10,000 people.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back, go back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is the Scissor Sisters sisters cutting stuff with a bunch of scissors? Or. Or. Like, which one is it? Well, I guess you don't find out until you get there. Until you get there. Yeah. Do you take the chance? Do you go anywhere, anyway? Or. Like which one is it? Well I guess you don't find out until you get there.

Until you get there. Yeah, do you take the chance? Do you go anywhere, anyway? Limp Bizkit would be awful. Limp Bizkit would be awful if you know, you know. Mega Death sounds like a terrible show to attend. Split Ends doesn't sound like something you want to go to. God no, you

want to stay away from Split Ends. Meatloaf sounds like a good concert. Nah. Nah, you're not into Meatloaf? to stay away from split ends. Meatloaf sounds like a good concert. Nah. Nah? You're not into meatloaf? Yuck. You're not into meatloaf? Absolutely not.

Were you raised in the 90s? Were you raised in the 90s? Yeah. If you were, you should also hate meatloaf. Maybe I've got Stockholm Syndrome about meatloaf. Do you actually like meatloaf? I think I like meatloaf. It's very nostalgic.

Like, would you ever say... To my wife, make some meatloaf? I think I like meatloaf. It's very nostalgic. Like, would you ever say? To my wife, make some meatloaf? Yeah. No. Exactly. Exactly. So, oh, this is a good one. Crowded House.

Crowded House, which is basically any concert, isn't it? Yeah, pretty much. Panic at the Disco. Yeah. You don't want to be panicking at the disco. And this is a real band. We're not making this up. There is a band called the Butthole Surfers.

So, yeah. I don't mind the sun sometimes. The only way it doesn't show. I can't taste the lips. Keep that in mind. Sabrina Carpenter, great show. Sabrina Carpenter. Nothing wrong with that.

Nothing wrong with that. Her putting together a flat pack. Bree and Clint. An ancient, and when I say ancient, a 3,500-year-old jar has been smashed to pieces after a five-year-old boy accidentally knocked it over during a museum visit. Oh.

That is trauma that will last for the rest of that kid's life. Do you think the kid cares? I reckon with how much of a big deal it would have been, you would care. Isn't it incredible that a jar can last 3,500 years but it can't survive one five-year-old? I know. So these are the details, right?

They reckon the artifact dates back to the Bronze Age, which is between 2200 and 1500 BC, and was considered an extremely rare find as it was so intact. Right. Like it was so all there and not pieces broken off of it, so it was so intact. Right. Like it was so all there. Yeah, yeah. And not pieces broken off of it. So it was super rare. They reckon the jar would have been used to carry like wine or olive oil

and it had been on display near the entrance of this particular museum in Israel and they did not have any protective glass surrounding it. That is their fault. That is not the five-year-old surrounding it. That is their fault. That is not the five-year-old's fault. That is the museum's fault. When the museum was asked, like, why, they said that this particular museum believes that there's a special charm in showcasing these amazing things

without obstructions. Of course there is. Which absolutely. Like I'd love to be able to get up close and touch the Mona Lisa. Yeah, it would be great. Yeah. And they also have said that they're not going to press any charges or make them pay for anything because they realise that, you know,

when you don't have things behind glass that accidents can happen. And despite this incident, they will continue this tradition at this museum. Oh, they haven't learned their lesson. No, they're saying they will continue to have things on display. Well, if they don't care, I don't care. I'd be mortified if that was my child. Yeah.

Like, I get accident. I would be, oh, my God. It's a funny one because you can't discourage, like, kids from going to the museum. That's who you want going to the museum. Apparently the kid grabbed it and pulled it. Yeah. Yeah.

They do that. Especially boys, they'll do that. Especially boys, they'll do that. Even if they did want to hold the parents accountable, how much do you charge the parents? Well, how much do you charge for a 3,500-year-old jar? You can't. You can't because you can't replace it. No. If you say, okay, the fine is $15,000,

are you going to go out and buy a new one? You can't. You can't replace it. No. Like if you say, okay, the fine is $15,000. Are you going to go out and buy a new one? You can't. You can't. You know what you can charge for? The cost to repair it and restore it. Nah, take it to that show, The Repair Shop on TV One. They love this kind of stuff. I bet they could do this kind of thing.

That guy in the cheese cutter, this is his milk. This is his jam. He does them every other week. This is bread and butter. Yeah. Did you ever destroy anything when you were a kid? Nah, I feel like we were always really well behaved. Like we knew not to touch things that weren't ours.

Like that was drilled into us from a young age. Yeah. You talk about trauma and i think you're right actually i've just flashed back to a memory of mine where i was at my friend kirsten murray's house and i opened the garage door too quickly and it knocked like not quite a conch but like a big seashell thing that they had on a shelf in the shed off hit the concrete and smashed and i burst into tears and ran all the way home crying. Yeah.

Because I was like, I've destroyed it. I've destroyed it. And they're like... I can never go back to my house. I can never go back there to my friend's house. It's just a shell, bro.

My life is over. Yeah, it's not like I kicked a soccer ball into their big screen TV or something. Yeah, then you really wouldn't have not been invited back, hey? Kids do this though.

Kids destroy things. Things happen. Accidents happen. So we want to this, though. Kids destroy things. Things happen. Accidents happen. So we want to know, what did you destroy when you were a kid? Yeah, what did you break as a kid? And you've got trauma where you can remember vividly, like just being absolutely rinsed for it. Did they charge your parents for it?

Did you? Maybe it was your parents. Maybe you damaged your dad's car. Oh, yeah. Or, you know, you've done something where you've kicked a ball and it's went, I don't know. I know a guy whose kid tried to clean his car with a rock. Stuff like that.

Because he'd seen his dad cleaning the car with a sponge but he didn't know that the sponge was soft so he went and got a big rock and he was cleaning the side of his dad's car with a rock. There's a five-year-old who's making the news around the world at the moment for breaking a 3,500-year-old vase. Jug kind of pot thing. It's an artefact.

It was in a museum. He's went to try and have a look what was inside it. He's pulled it over, smashed everywhere. What was inside it? Nothing. Ah, even worse. A big fat nothing. Mum gets mad enough when you smash her vase from Kmart.

Imagine how mad the museum would get if you smashed their 3,500-year-old vase from Kmart. The museum has handled it really well, can I say. Apparently, they were like, look, we don't want to, it's not your fault. No. We don't want to make you pay any money. And then they offered that the kid come back and do another tour. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, which is really nice.

But he'll be under guard. I mean, if it was me, I'd ban that kid for life. So we want to know, what did you destroy when you were a kid? Lindy's here. Hi, Lindy. Hi, Lindy. Hi, guys. What did you destroy, Lindy's here. Hi, Lindy. Hi, Lindy. Hi, guys. What did you destroy, Lindy? So my dad used to work at a brick factory in South Africa. Yeah.

And they had a golf cart to kind of get around because it was huge. Oh, no. Yeah. And so as a 10-year-old, I was driving around, and they have, like, piles of sand glass everywhere. Yeah. Sand glass? Yeah. Like glass? Yeah.

Like, is it soft? No, it's like sand. It's fine sand that you make concrete with, eh? It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. So there was that. And I was driving the golf cart around by myself and I got spooked

and I crashed the golf cart into one of the, yeah, piles of sand and I completely totaled the golf cart. How did you tell your dad? He was more worried about if I was okay than the golf cart. That's the good dad test. But you know deep down he was furious at you, Lindy. Yes, of course. You've got to pretend to not be okay so that dad can't get angry

because as soon as he knows that you're okay, that's when he gets angry. Can't get angry, broke my leg. Can't get angry, broke my leg. Someone else texted in and said, it's not something that I broke per se, but when I was a kid, I carved my sister's name into an antique side table. Mum was very unhappy, but hey, I didn't get a blame. Wasn't my name

on the side table. You're a villain and I love it. Genius. Villain energy. Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hey, guys. What did you destroy as a kid, Jamie? I remember this so vividly, so much trauma attached.

I was at a pet shop with my mum and my brother and I was looking at the little mouse cages. Yeah. Right. And I knocked one off the shelf and it broke. And my mum was fuming. Yeah. Right. And I knocked one off the shelf and it broke. And my mum was fuming. Yeah. And the lady who worked there made us pay for it.

For the cage? Yeah. How much was it, do you remember? I think it was like, it must have been around $50. Oh, that's quite expensive. In the 90s. It was really expensive and we were you know, we were

not a well-off family. Working class family. I can tell because you were at the free zoo, aka the pit store. Do you kids want to go to the zoo and see some mice? Don't have that kind of money just to throw around. Oh, you poor thing. That's awful. Someone else texted and said,

I flooded my primary school and blew up a microwave. Whoa, that's some... That sounds like it was on purpose. That's some Dennis the Menace level stuff. Someone else texted and said, I didn't break something, but when I was about seven or eight, I took my recently passed Nana's sapphire and diamond ring out of the china cabinet.

It had been left to my sister in the will. I shoved it down my knickers to take it to a friend's house to show her. I lost it somewhere out playing outside at my friend's. A few days later, mum noticed it was missing and my sister got the blame. I had to tell them what happened. I've never lived it down. Oh, my God. Shove the ring down your knickers?

We've all done that. I shoved one of the, what did you got? We called them a So Fresh CD in Australia. Oh, now that's what I call music. Now that's what I call music. That kind of CD, my sister got it for Christmas. You shoved the CD down your undies? And I shoved it down the back of my pants because I was so ropeable because I wanted

it. And then I ran up to the shed because obviously we lived on a farm. Ran up to the shed because obviously we lived on a farm, ran up to the shed and I hid it up there. Up where? Up in the shed. Oh, right. Up in the shed. And then eventually I had to come clean and my mum goes,

show me where it is. And I had to walk her up to the shed and show her my hiding spot. And how did you get it here? She was ropeable. Well, my sister was. You put this back in your undies and you take it back to your sister now. Someone else said, when I was seven years old, I signed every page of my mum's

passport. Oh, not good. That's funny. That's personalised. My sister washed the bonnet of dad's car with a wire bristle brush and bits of gravel when she was three. Yeah, you would have got an absolute spray.

Someone else said, I killed my cousin's 10-year-old goldfish. I mean, he's 10 years old, had a good run. Oh, I thought 10-year-old cousin. What? No, I killed my cousin's 10-year-old goldfish. Oh, wow. How long did goldfish live for? Great question.

No idea. I'll Google it. Cece's here. Cece, what did you break when you were a kid? A grown man's ball. Oh, wait. You broke a man's balls? I know how bad that sounds, but hear me out.

Okay. So he had a packet of mellow puffs. I was probably about seven. I thought you were about to say it was Buck Shelford. Sorry, Buck, if you're listening. Friend of the show. Sorry, Cece, back to the balls. And I wanted one for my sister, but my sister wasn't there.

And I insisted, like, no, I want one for my sister. He said, no, because she's not here. She doesn't get one. And I wasn't taking that for an answer. And because he was at the right house, I punched him right square there. He started crying. Right in the bread basket. Yep.

I ran away and my family were looking for me for a good an hour, 30 minutes. You punched a man in the mellow puffs for a mellow puff? Yeah. Oh, you must have quite the jab on you, Cece. I don't know. He could have just been a complete wimp. Yeah. God, you must have quite the jab on you, Cece. Whap-ha! I don't know. He could have just been a complete wimp. Yeah.

What did he do? Did he double over in pain? He started crying. I'm not joking. I will always vividly remember this because he started crying. You made him cry? I was in so much trouble. You made a grown man cry?

How old were you? Seven. Around seven or eight. Wow. You go, Cece. You go. Yeah. I reckon there's a tipping point. I feel like I could take a punch in the balls from my five-year-old. I don't reckon I could take

one from a seven or eight-year-old. I'm not keen to find out, but in my mind... I reckon you just give it a go. You reckon? Yeah. How about see if you can take one from Cece now that she's older? For a pack of Malibu. Let's make that happen, Cece.

You win, Cece. You win. That was nice. That's the best. Well done, Cece. Well done. Bree and Clint. We were just talking before about the things you destroyed as a child.

This is a bit different, but someone texted in to say, when I was four years old, I washed the family German shepherd with cooking oil. Oh, no. That would have ruined the dog's coat. I can't try to work out whether the dog would have loved it or hated it. No, hated it. Hated it? Yeah.

It would have been so loyal to you, though. Yeah, it would have just been like, what is this kid doing to me. What about the kid who said his brother stamped the car dashboard with the cigarette lighter? Oh, I did that. Oh. I did that in the backseat

of our van. Our van probably was a bit crappy. Well, I didn't tell anyone because only kids sat in the backseat so I just didn't talk about it. Imagine,

front dash of the car. 90s though, ciggy lighter in the back seat, so I just didn't talk about it. Imagine, front dash of the car. 90s, though. Siggy lighter in the back seat of the van for the passengers so they can have some siggies in the back seat. It's always quite interesting when you see the lighters still in the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do birthday bangers. The number one song on your 16th birthday.

Graham's going first. G'day, Graham. Hi, Graham. Yeah, hi. Now, Graham, I have been told that today is your 37th wedding anniversary. Is that right? It is correct. That's very cute.

And you've called up to celebrate that by wanting to do the birthday banger for the day you got married. Yes, please. Oh, perfect. Very cute. Okay, so we've got the exact date here. You were married on the 29th of August, so today, but back in 1987, and this was number one on that day.

Oh, he's Rick Waldo. Oh, you got us, Graham. So this is the song that was number one on the day you got married. It's quite fitting, actually, Graham, isn't it? That's crazy. You never gave them up. What are you doing for your wedding anniversary? Planning to go to Lone Star tonight.

Love it. Oh, what do you get at Lone Star, Graham? Always steak. The surf and turf I heard's not bad. I like the Dixie chain. All right. Thanks, Graham. Wait there.

Could be our winner. Let's go to Elizabeth Taylor on 0800-DARLS-AT-M. Stop it. Hi, Elizabeth Taylor. Hi, Elizabeth Taylor. Pretty cool name. Pretty cool name. Is that your real name?

That is my real name. Felt the same too. Really? How many times have you been married? Three. Get out of here. Have you actually? Yes many times have you been married? Three. Get out of here. Have you actually? Yes, I have.

Amazing. It's in the name. Do you look anything like the real Elizabeth Taylor? If I dyed my hair black and did the old Cleopatra, yes, maybe. A little bit. Oh, amazing. Hey, have you ever been approached by the skinny people for the skinny ads? No.

You know where they get them? Oh, yeah, I'm Elizabeth Taylor from Teatito. Yeah, those ones. Well, hey, if they hear this, they might be in touch. Elizabeth Taylor, the New Zealand version, what is your birthday? My birthday is the 11th of the 5th, 1984. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.

Let me see that thong. Oh, it's spicy, Elizabeth. That's pretty good. The thong song. I mean this in a nice way. You've clocked up a decent amount of marriages for a young bird, Elizabeth. Three marriages in your 40s. You've got plenty of time left to get to the eight that the official Elizabeth Taylor got to, you know?

Well, no, she's seven because she married one of her husbands twice. Yeah, so that doesn't count. Are you married currently? Yeah, I am married currently. Is it on the rocks? I bet he's never felt less secure, yeah. I'm joking. Wait there, Lizzie.

We're going to do Kim's birthday banger. Hi. Hi, Kim. Hi, how you going? Good, thank you. How's your day been, Kim? Yeah, good. Yep, just busy on the farm.

Oh, lovely. What kind of farm you on? We're dairy farmers. Of course. Whereabouts in the country? Murchison. Murchison. Lovely, lovely. What kind of farm are you on? We're dairy farmers. Of course. Whereabouts in the country? Murchison. Murchison. Lovely.

Beautiful. All right, Kim, what is your birthday, mate? 15th of the 2nd, 1984. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000 as well. But this is your birthday, babe. What a girl wants. What a girl needs. Whatever makes me happy and sets you free. What a ripper. but this is your birthday bang. What a ripper.

That is good. That's a great one. You like a bit of Christina Aguilera, Kim? Yeah. And then when you turned 18, she would have been in a dirty era as well. X-tina. She'd be much more appropriate for you.

I'm voting for that. I'm voting for that song. Yeah. Yeah, more appropriate for you. I'm voting for that. I'm voting for that song. Yeah. Yeah, me too, Kim. I'm going with you. Kim. From Murchison, you're the winner of Birthday Banger.

Congratulations. Thank you. Thanks for calling and appreciate you listening. Cheers. Brian Clint, here's Christina Aguilera from the year 2000. Thank you for giving me time to breathe. Brian Clint. Bree and Clint, here's Christina Aguilera from the year 2000.

Bree and Clint. See them, Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Christina Aguilera from the year 2000, What A Girl Wants. Bree keeps showing me Instagram videos of how good Christina Aguilera looks at the moment. Guys, if you haven't seen it, I don't know what the hell this woman has done, but she is ageing backwards. I think she looks, I think, what, how old would she be?

42? Yeah, I reckon. Christina Aguilera, age 43. I reckon she looks 33. At the most. At the most. People talk about Kim Kardashian as being sort of the benchmark

for good plastic surgery. They're saying Christina Aguilera's is better. I think she's overtaken. I don't know what she has had done or what lotions and potions or what work she's had done, but it's all good stuff. And she looks like she's in her prime.

Is she quite scary. It kind of does something weird to your brain when you look at it. Because she shouldn't be able to look like that as a person who has aged like everybody else does. Yeah, as you do. And we saw her age. We saw her. She's looked different over her career. But now she looks like vintage Christina Aguilera.

I think it's the best she's ever looked. She looks like she did on the Candyman tour. Yeah, which is like peak Christina Aguilera. It's mental. Go onto her Instagram or her TikTok and have a look for yourself. See what you think. But she looks phenomenal. I'm not sure if you know, and I don't mean to panic you,

but Father's Day is on Sunday. This Sunday panic you, but Father's Day is on Sunday. This Sunday? This Sunday. Father's Day's on Sunday? Exactly. This Sunday. You haven't run out of time yet? It's always the first Sunday in September, though.

That's how you remember it. Yeah. Which means it's also the anniversary of the greatest piece of New Zealand radio of all time. February 1st trivia answer tonight, Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday.

Yeah, but what's the question? Oh. Oh. No, I don't know. I mean, it's so good. So it's the gift that keeps on giving. So to celebrate, we are calling different businesses to play the surprise game show.

And to ask them if the answer's Sunday, what would the question be? If they say anything about Father's Day, we're making it easy, they win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Only problem is they don't know that we're calling to play the surprise game show. No, no.

That's why it's a surprise. That's the whole point. Today, we'll call somewhere that dads love. Today, we're going to call a bowling alley. Dads love bowling. They love bowling. So surely this is a sitter. Hi, who's this that I'm speaking with?

Sorry? Who is this? Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Are you ready to play the surprise game show? The game show? Yeah. Daniel, you want to win some KFC?

What KFC? Yeah, you win some free to win some KFC? What KFC? Yeah, you win some free KFC, you just have to answer one question. Ah, yes. Okay. It's kind of like a reverse question. If the answer is Sunday, what might the question be? Sunday? Yeah, if the answer was Sunday, what would the question be?

What would the answer be? The answer would be Sunday. Yeah, but what's the question? If the answer is Sunday, what's the question? Um, um, what is the day after tomorrow? I mean, you're getting there. It's not the one. Think about, we'll give you a hint.

What's happening this Sunday? What's happening this Sunday? What's happening this Sunday? Yeah. What's happening this Sunday? Yeah, what is it? What's happening on this Sunday, Daniel? What's happening this Sunday? What's happening this Sunday?

Something for dads maybe this Sunday? Is that Father's Day? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, he's got it! So if the answer is Sunday? Is it Father's Day? Oh, he's got it! So if the answer is Sunday, what might the question be? Okay. When is Father's Day?

Yay! Daniel, he's come through in the end, and you've won some KFC. Well done. We're going to give you 50 KFC chicken dollars, Daniel. Congratulations. Okay, thank you. You're very welcome. Hold done. We're going to give you 50 KFC chicken dollars, Daniel. Congratulations. Okay, thank you. You're very welcome.

Hold the line, okay? Okay. Okay. That was dangerously close to recreating the original call. But he came through in the end. He was so cute. I love Daniel. Bree and Clint.

I was thinking about something the other day and I've come up with a bit of a question that I want to put to the whole team and everyone listening can also answer this question. Okay. But I feel like it's going to tell us quite a lot about people. Oh, like a personality test. Maybe or maybe not. Maybe it's just they have their reasons

and that's it. So here's the question. Producers, are you ready to answer it? So my question is, so picture this. Let's say we're all 60 years old. Okay. We're 60, all of us, 60 years old. Would you rather at 60, someone comes up to you and they say, I'm going to give you $30 million right now. Yep. Or I will minus 30 years off your life. As in make you 30 again? Yes.

There's a lot of factors in that. Is there? Yes. $30 million? I have. Or to be 30 years old again? But my kids, will they be 30 years younger? So... Everyone else stays the same.

You're right. So I might be the same age as my kids. Yes. Because they'd be in their 30s and I'd be 30. Yes. Whoa, that's pretty good. Am I healthy at 60? Yeah.

You're in pretty good neck. Are my knees okay? My back? Yep. Everything's in pretty... You're in pretty good working order. But at best, you've probably got 20 years left. Well, not at best, but. Not at best.

At best, you've got 40. Yeah. No way. Very few people make it to 100. Not these days. Very few people make it to 90. A lot of women make it to 90. With $30 million.

Okay, okay, okay. You've got around 20 years left. Yeah, 30 years. And you could have 50. I'm going to take the money. Do I keep my, so I'm 60. Yep. I probably paid my house off.

Do I keep my assets? I do, eh? Nothing about my life changes, just my age. Yep. So I'm a 30-year-old with a paid-off house. I'm trying to think of what I could do instead of getting the $30 million. Mm-hmm. I'm going back to 30.

Oh. No way. And are you going to stay with your wife who's 60? Yep, I am. Yep. I wish I could believe you. Does she not get to be 30 as well? No.

That was the deal. No one else's age changes. Yeah. Just your own. Yeah. Yeah was the deal. No one else's age changes. Yeah. Just your own. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to 30. Producers? I'm 60 and rich. Same. Really? This is a complete role reversal. Yeah, this is weird. I'd love

to be 30. I'd love to be my kids age and I'd love to be young enough to see their kids and their kids' kids. So I reckon that'd be pretty cool. Oh, you're a bit over it by then, aren't you? Yeah.

You're like, oh yeah, my grandchildren, awesome. Great grandchildren, eh? How related are we? None of us have been 60 though as well. That's the bit we're not thinking about. Well, this is the hard part. I've heard that being old sucks. Physically, it sucks. I'd love to

I might ask my mum this question actually tonight when I see her. Yeah, good question. Put it on my Instagram if anyone's interested. She just turned 65. 66. Somewhere around there. So she'd be 36. So she'd be our age. I'll put the same question to her.

Yeah, do that. Yeah. See what she says. I know what she'll say. She'll say, take So she'll be our age. I'll put the same question to her. Yeah, do that. Yeah. See what she says. I know what she'll say. She'll say what? She'll say, take me back to 35. Yeah. Straight away. And then ask her the same question you asked me. Is she staying with Steve?

Mm. Mm. I bet Dad would want to stay with her. Bree and Clint. Producer Ella joins us. Hi, Ella. Hey, guys. Do you like kissing?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I watched a video recently that said men live longer if their wives give them a six-second kiss goodbye each day. I saw that. Have you seen that one? Six seconds? Wait, wait, wait.

Are you ready? This is six seconds. Three, two, one. See, I'm done. Six. Oh, too long. Don't worry, my wife's not into it either. But I keep saying to her, do you want me to die early? And she goes, at the moment, I do.

Oh. We'll discuss that off here. But you're going to tell us why people kiss. Yes, yes. So the reason why I asked that, not to be creepy, but I've been thinking about it. It came up on my TikTok. Why do we kiss?

It's actually a really weird thing. It's so weird. I literally think this all the time. I'm like, when you really think about what is actually happening, where one person is pressing a part of their body into another person. The juiciest, wettest part of their face. Yeah, and their tongue. Yeah, it's weird.

Are we the only species that kiss? Yes. Are we? Oh, actually, dogs kiss. They kiss in different ways where we kiss for like romantic,

for passion and romantic. My dogs kiss each other. Do they? Yeah. Are they in a relationship? No. Well, they could be but they're sisters

so that would be incest. But we don't know if that's illegal in the dog kingdom. We don't know. That could be fine. We don't know how you do it where you're from. But yeah, there's also animals biologically that do it as well. Why do we kiss? Do monkeys kiss, I wonder?

Yeah. I'll Google it. You keep going. So the short answer is we actually don't know. However, there's a lot of research um that's been done on kissing we have a piece of audio here that we can learn from there's always been this massive debate about why did we evolve kissing because some primates kiss but they don't do very consistently some theories have been it evolved in mums and children to sort of pass masticated food maybe

it's something to do with getting closer to people and smelling them some people think it's something to do with testing the health of the person tasting the health of the other person some people say yeah it's just a really good bonding thing your lips have got lots of nerve endings but nobody actually knows the answers to why we kiss tasting the other human no thanks well you are that's what you're doing you are literally psychologically that that big word it's a good indicator of whether you like find them attractive and whether you want to do more. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Try them before you buy. I'm about to say something, and you guys tell me if you know what I'm talking about. When I say someone has sick mouth, do you know what I'm talking about? Cold sores? I don't know. No. They've just done a chucky.

No. No. No. Cold. No, no. Cold. They have a cold. They're sick. There's a certain smell or vibe or taste. Are you talking about halitosis?

No, I'm talking about when someone is actually like sick. Oh, unwell. Like unwell, like they've got the flu or they've got a, you know, like head cold or something. And we call it, in our family, we call it sick mouth. I'm like, I can smell the sickness from your mouth. I've never noticed it, but if it is... And it's not like

bad breath. But it would be an evolutionary thing to prevent the sickness from spreading. So that would be biology's way of going, do not kiss this person because they have germs that will spread to you and you will get sick. Wait, am I evolved? Because I can smell sick mouth. Are you a scientist? I can.

I always, I'm like, you've got sick mouth. We need to get you at an airport. Testing for COVID. You can be the sniffer dog. Wouldn't hate that job. Me working alongside all the beagles. Perfect. They're looking for drugs, you're looking for bronchitis.

Boy, that is the end of our show. Done and dusted for another day. I'm off to a dinner. God, you've got a full social calendar at the moment. Well, because my mum's visiting. Tones and I last night. Dinner in Ponsonby tonight. Yes, when my mum's visiting. Tones and I last night, dinner in Ponsonby tonight. Yes, when my mum's visiting, I like to put on all the bells and whistles. Normally, I would not go out any school night of the week.

You said you're going to take your mum to K Road on Saturday night? Well, she said to me today, she's like, I don't need a big night out. She had three drinks at the Tones and I concert last night. That's a big night out. Yeah, what did she, Claudia, tell us what Mama Di said to you at the Tones and I concert last night. That's a big night out. Yeah. What did she... Claudia, tell us what Mama Di said to you at the Tones and I concert last night. She grabbed me by the shoulders and pulled me in, and she said, I have to say, you look really hot in that hat. Oh, God.

She had had three drinks. She was coming on to producer Claude. Three drinks, and she is literally anybody's. Literally anyone's. I always say it. I liked it a lot. Not that you didn't look hot in that hat. Thanks a lot.

Claudia did look good in that hat. Oh, Claudia. Claudia. Claudia in a hat. Yeah. Hot to go. It's a sight to behold. It is.

The hat doesn't wear Claudia. Claudia wears the hat. Indeed. Have a great night, everybody. Do join us tomorrow. It's going to be a great show, as well as all the usual Friday-okey and whatever. We're going to be doing everything we can to raise money for Daffodil Day through the ANZ

donation station. And we're not just going to ask for it, we're going to put on a show. It's a real telethon vibe tomorrow. Celebrity guests, live performances, and maybe, maybe the revealing of our cheeky pictures that we took. Oh, that's right. That's tomorrow. Okay.

Can't wait. See you then. See you then.