ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 29th January 2021

Episode Date: January 29, 2021

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast on a Friday afternoon where I'm wearing a fancy shirt and Bree's wearing her whitest dungarees. I have to bleach these after every time I wear them. That sounded worse than what I was meaning to say. Especially around the back. Sounded like I do skitties in my pants. Let's do an international birthday banger. Hit it Ben. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree do an international birthday banger. Hit it, Ben. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! Okay, these are your ones. If you're part of our podcast group, maybe you're new to the group or the podcast, there's a post pinned to the top. You can put your birthday on there, and eventually we'll get through everybody's birthdays and tell you what your birthday banger is. That's correct.

Who's up first? Nathan Bailey from Warrnambool. Warrn... I hate it when people butcher New Zealand place names so I hate butchering around the place names. Warrnambool in Victoria, Australia. I'm going to be honest.

I can't say I've heard this of this place. W-A-R-N-A-M-B-O-O-L. I'm going to say it. I can't say I've heard this place. W-A-R-N-A-M-B-O-O-L. I'm going to say it's Warrnambool. Warrnambool. Okay, cool. Warrnambool. Warrnambool in Victoria.

And Nathan was born on the 23rd of October 1994, so he was 16 in 2010. And Nathan, here's your birthday banger. Huge. And no one loves pink more than Australians, so. Oh my God, we love her. She toured that country for like nine months. She would have made a shit ton of money off us.

Totally. That's a good birthday banger, Nathan. I hope you like it. Next one's for Kyle. You can attack his last name. Oshstriker. Oshstriker.

Oshstriker. Well, he's from Johannesburg, so I'm going to say it's Kyle Oshstriker. Oshstriker. Oishker. Oishker.

Okay, let's stop because we sound like idiots. We're not trying to be disrespectful. I wish we knew how to pronounce it. Kyle, O-E-S-C-H-G-E-R. He'll tell us on the podcast group. You'll be tagged in the post. Yeah, which will be nice. We'll find out.

Kyle. From Joburg. Kyle was born on the 21st of January 1994. No, you had it at the start. I had it at the start. I had it at the start. I lost it. Always happens. So he was 16 in 2010.

And Coyle, he's your birthday banger. That's a great birthday banger, Coyle. That's really great. It's a good one, Coyle. I'm sure you've seen Oyaz. No, lost it again. All I can say in a South African accent

is go and get your aardvark. Natasha, my aardvark. I'm going to stop. Okay, our last one is for Daffod Stone. And of course Daffod is from Wales. That's the most Welsh name I've ever heard.

I love Wales. I'd only be more Welsh if your name was Daffod Jones. Who's your famous person from Wales? Tom Jones. Yeah. He's a leader. How good would it be if your birthday banger is Tom Jones? That would be so good.

You're from Pincoed in Wales. Daffod was born on the 15th of July 1997. So he was 16 in 2013. And here's your birthday banger. So wake me up when it's all over.

When I'm wiser and I'm older. Banger! All this time I was finding myself and I didn't know I was lost. Avicii and L.O. Black It's a great song Probably the winner

Or is it that I.A. song Or is it Pink They're all like Gone par for me To be honest What do the producers think Let's make it their problem Shall we come to them

3, 2, 1 Hey Hey Ready You guys say Don't look at Yeah let's make it their problem Should we come to them? 3, 2, 1 Hey Hey Ready? You guys say Don't look at each other 3, 2, 1 3, 2, 1

You guys say Yeah cool Anastasia's literally looking deep into Ben's soul I think she's looking over the screen Over the other side 3, 2, 1 Replay They've synced up.

Literally. It's finally happened. Here we go. The winner of Birthday Banger 4, Kyle. Have a great weekend, everybody. I lost it. No, I lost it. It's gone.

Oh, my God, Kyle. No, it's getting worse. It's getting worse. We'll be live from the road next week. We'll see you guys then. Have a great weekend. Bye, guys. ... ...

... ... ...... All the rules She like a song Played again and again That girl Is a mother poster That girl Is a dime they say That girl Is a gun to my holster And she's running Through my mind all day

Shawty's like a melody In my head That I can't keep on Got me singing like Na na na na Every day It's like my iPod Stuck on replay

Replay Shawty's like a eyeballs stuck up with plate, with plate Shawty's like a melody in my head And I can't keep on coming singing Like na-na-na-na, every day It's like my eyeballs stuck up with plate, with plate Hey Siri, when I bring Clint on And Clint are on air in 5, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend.

One, one. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Guess what I learnt this morning off TikTok? Wipe front to back. I would hope that you already knew that. No, you.

I'm saying what you learned. Yeah. I'm hoping I already knew that. Yeah, I hope you already knew that too. I learned that if you drink alcohol with diet soda, it gets you more intoxicated. Yeah, I saw this one as well. That doctor guy that's doing all those things.

Yeah, Dr. Carl. We get all of our information from TikTok now. It's not good. Like, we don't even know if Carl's a real doctor. Yeah, to be honest, I don't even know how to walk anymore. I just do these weird dances everywhere. Today on the show, the last KFC Big Kahuna comp's going to happen at quarter to five if you want to win some free cash today.

Plus, it's Friday, which means it's Friday-oke. Because we're going in a time machine next week, driving from Christchurch to Invercargill in the DeLorean, we're doing a time-based Friday-oke from Cher. Huge. Only one of the greatest divas of all time. Totally. Shouldn't be hard.

Yeah. Music. We believe that we can nail it. We believe we've got the pipes. Speak for yourself. So we'll take on Cher and turn back time ahead of the hot tub time machine at 5 o'clock today. Next though, Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint.

Tradie vs. Lady. All and Clint's Tradie vs. Lady. All right, let's kick it off. $50 up the grabs if you can beat the other person in a trivia-based quiz. Easy as. All you've got to do is get three questions correct and you'll take home the cash. It's easy, simple. Call now if you want to play. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint's Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, here we go. It's the tradies versus the ladies. So far this year, we're all tied up. Four a piece, four games a piece, but let's see if the ladies or the tradies can take it out for the week. Our lady today is 23, and she's from Auckland.

Please welcome to the show, Artika. Hi. Hi. Hi. That's a cool name. Thank you. Very cool. Taking you on today. He's a tradie.

He's 35. He just completed his PhD. It's Charles, everybody. Hi, Charles. Hey, hi. What's up? Hello, Charles. Hello, Dr. Charles.

How are you doing, man? How are you doing? I love that. Oh, yeah, you are a doctor now with your PhD. Okay, here we go, Charles. Hello, Dr. Charles. How you doing, man? How you doing? I love that. Oh, yeah, you are a doctor now with your PhD. Okay, here we go, guys. Artika, your buzzer is lady. Charles, your buzzer is tradie. And it's first to three correct answers.

Correct. Here comes question number one. American Magic have fixed the hole in their boat and are back on the water in the Prada Cup. What is boat speed measured in? Kilometres, miles or knots? Ladies. Artika.

Knot. Knot is correct. That is correct. One to the ladies. Both quick on the buzzers. They're going to be a strong game, I feel like. We are driving the length of the South Island in a DeLorean next week. What year was the first Back to the Future movie released?

Was it 1975, 1985 or 1995? Maybe. Yes, Artika. 95? Not 95. Charles, you want to have a crack? 1975. It's 85.

1985, guys. It's in the 80s. All right, no one gets that point. Question's 85. 1985, guys. In the 80s. All right, no one gets that point. Question number three. According to studies, what is the most popular flavour of shapes? Shapes? Biscuits. We're after.

Artika? Pizza. You're close. I thought pizza as well. It's not pizza. That's the second favourite. Charles, do you want to guess? Oh, I think I know it.

What do you think? I missed the question. Sorry. The question again is, according to studies, what is the most popular flavour of Shapes biscuits? Vanilla. Vanilla.

Charles, have you never had Shapes? No. I don't eat biscuits. Charles, do yourself a favour. They're savoury biscuits. They're crackers. And get yourself barbecue because that's the most popular flavour according to studies.

All right, still two to the ladies. Two to the ladies? No, one to the ladies. One to the ladies. None to the tradies. Question number four. Do polar bears live in the Arctic or Antarctica? Antarctica.

Crazy. Antigua. The Arctic. That's correct. Two to the ladies. Here we go. Roger, what's his name? Roger Tuivasa Shek.

You stitched me out there. He's rumoured to be leaving the Warriors. I thought you would know who he was because you love League. Yeah, but I like the Broncos. Oh, right. He's rumoured to be leaving the Warriors... I thought you would know who he was because you love League. Yeah, but I like the Broncos. Oh, right. Is rumoured to be leaving the Warriors to play for the Blues. What sport do the Blues play? Trey.

I'm going to give that to Charles. Rugby. That's correct. One to the Treydies, two to the ladies. How many legs does an octopus have? Lady. Antigua. Eight. There we go. That? Lady. Antica. Eight.

There we go. That's correct. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. The ladies take out the last game of Tradee v. Lady for the week. Nice work, Antica. Thanks.

We've got $50 for you coming your way. Bree and Clint. Seems like everyone is learning stuff from TikTok these days. Yeah. Or they're coming together and sharing things that happened to them on TikTok and finding a big community of people. The latest one that I've seen trending on TikTok is people are talking about how strict either their parents were or how strict they still are.

Sure. And I couldn't relate. You don't have strict parents? No, I don't think so. Right, okay, good. I mean, we grew up in the country. We were country kids, so we could do whatever we wanted. I don't think my parents were any more strict than...

Than average parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had rules. Like, what was probably the strictest thing that you remember? I was the oldest, so it was obviously I had to test all the rules out Right So I imagine the drinking age Was lowered

After me I don't know I don't know Specifically Did you have a curfew? Just the usual stuff Yeah I definitely had a curfew Yeah

What about girls in your room Or that wasn't an issue Until you were much older Mum was like Get some in there Your mum's like Encouraging you Please

She's like Do you want to bring You know Sandra's a lovely girl What's wrong with you. Please. She's like, do you want to bring, you know, Sandra's a lovely girl. What's wrong with you? She lives next door. You can have her in your room if you want. We got you that waterbed. Awkward. That's probably the reason.

Anyway, I've found one of the ones that is trendy on TikTok and take a listen to how strict this girl's parents are. Okay, tell me you have strict parents without telling me you have strict parents. This is off the top of my head. I have to hand my phone in at 9pm every night. I have to do chores to earn my phone the next day. No electronics in my room while I'm sleeping. Passwords to everything so they can

go through my phone. No explicit music and no music which is rap. No phone at the dinner table. No phones in the car unless it's an hour plus ride. They must meet my friend's parents before I can sleep over. They must have the parent's number. They track my location. Will text my friend's parents if they don't know where I am. They won't text me. No boys in my room's parents before I can sleep over. They must have the parent's number. They track my location, will text my friend's parents. If they don't know where I am, they won't text me. No boys in my room, not allowed in boys' rooms over at their house. The boy must come here at least three times before I can even go out with him. No

saying over at boys' house, even my gay best friend of seven years plus. No parties, no driving with anyone except an adult. Stays at the mall with me and they won't drop me off. No makeup until eighth grade. No inappropriate clothing, crop tops tops, tight shirts, cut-offs, tight jeans. No heels over three inches. No face peels. Run. Don't move or breathe. Yeah, run.

What? Escape. Get out. That's so crazy. Wear a yellow t-shirt in your next TikTok if you need help. That is... Wild, hey? Yeah.

I mean, I get it. There needs to be rules and there needs to be, you know, discipline and whatever. But then if you're living like that. No heathen music. Guess what happens? Every person. Rebels.

Rebels and ends up going way the other way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not going to help long term. If you give them a little bit of whatever, then. Let them make some mistakes. Yeah, that's a big part of life, mistakes. I say that, but I'm going to adopt a few of those rules with Tui. Yeah, but not all of them.

Some of those were wild. Anyway, I thought we could ask the people this afternoon, on 0800DIALSATM, what was a rule in your family that you thought was pretty strict? Yeah, right. Or did you just have strict parents in general, and what were the rules? Yeah, what was it like for you?

It happens a lot in quite religious families. Very strict rules. Yeah, there's quite a lot of rules. And then you break away, like Jacinda did, and become Prime Minister. And a DJ. And a DJ. 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696.

Bree and Clint. Talking about how strict are your parents or how strict were they? Unless they're still controlling you when you're 30-something. Where are you calling us from if that's the case? Yeah, right. Are you on your burner phone? Yeah, someone's from... In the bush behind your house.

They're like, I've got to talk slow. I've got to go, I've got to go, I've got to go. Coming, Mum. Anyway, someone's texted through and they said, my partner was 23 and i was 24 and we weren't allowed to sleep in the same room or be in the same room without the door open because i have no idea uh what blah blah something no yeah so that's it's to do with um being their families going to different churches you can't share a room and you're 24.

Yeah. Well, move out. Time to move out. Time to move out. Yeah, actually, time to move out. Yeah. Someone else said, I'm 19 and I'm not allowed in the kitchen or on phone calls past 9pm. What are you going to do in the kitchen?

Eat. Oh. Like, obviously, they're not allowed to snack. Jason's called up. Hi, Jason. Hey, how are we? Jason, how strict were your parents? No shoes inside and no shoe.

You couldn't go outside without shoes on. So basically, we loved to be a kid. God, my house was the complete opposite of yours. We didn't wear shoes outside and always had shoes on inside. Yeah. It's a burden. Even today, I still have to wear shoes when I go to the beach. I feel strange.

Can't take my shoes off. Really? It's weird being a kid in New Zealand and not being allowed outside with bare feet. Hey, Jason, can I ask, is your family, like is your household now a shoes-off house? No. I still have the same rules.

Oh, you carry the rules over that you hate into your own house? Yeah, I don't know why. Start to rebel, no. I still have the same rules. Oh, you carry the rules over that you hate into your own house? Yeah, I don't know why. It's hard to rebel, Jason. It's been brought into you, yeah. Rebel. Yeah. Let's talk to Madison. Hi, Madison.

Hi. How strict was your family? Um, so my mum was actually an emergency nurse. Yeah. So she was quite strict when it came to rules regarding parties. Okay. So she was quite strict when it came to rules regarding parties. So before I was 18, she would be there outside at 12pm in her onesie. If I wasn't at the car by 12pm, she would come inside in her onesie to come and get me. And then as soon as we got in, I would have to pee in this container.

And she told me that she was always going to test my urine for alcohol and drugs. Oh, my God. Do you reckon she actually tested it, Madison? Well, at the time, I think she did. And I think knowing that she was going to, my mum's pretty much quite upfront and very honest. Yeah, that was enough. Yeah.

However, thinking now, I'm thinking maybe she didn't. Maybe it was just like one of those spoles sort of pull chlorine checks. Yeah, like a pH level thing. She is a nurse, though, so you never know. But that doesn't matter again whether she did or she didn't. If she had tested, would she have found any alcohol in your urine? Probably. Right.

Probably. So wait You took the risk As I got closer to 18 Yeah I did a few times Especially at the after party At the school ball

Yeah Yeah I was like I'm just going to have a sip of this drink Yeah My French drink But I never I never did more than a sip

Oh okay That wouldn't show up. A sip wouldn't show up. I can just imagine your mum, Madison. She's like, hmm, here we go. I've got your results back. No alcohol. Nice work.

No drugs, but you are low on electrolytes. And you've had some asparagus at the party. Yes, a lot of asparagus. I know you're out there doing it tough at the moment. I know we are currently living through a heat blast. It's like... Sweltering.

It's like the Northern Territory here in New Zealand at the moment. It's like... It's like... What's a really hot bit of Australia? Darwin?

It's like Darwin here at the moment. Kalgoorlie? We're hitting temperatures of 35 degrees, which is insane. And that makes it really hard to sleep. Okay?

For a lot of us, we have problems sleeping. So what I've done is I've been out researching and I've found some tips on how to sleep on a hot night. I'm going to bounce these off you, Bree. Okay. And you tell me whether you think good idea, bad idea. Okay. Okay? These are not my ideas.

They're all ones that I've researched. First tip. Oh, this is quite good. Set up a fan that points out the window. So it blows the air. It sucks the hot air out of the house and blows it outside. No. I've heard that that one...

Okay, I've heard that one's quite good. Put your pillow in the freezer. I think that's going to get mould. No, put it in a plastic bag first, they said. Yeah, but then it's still like... And then put your pillow in the freezer. Yeah, right. Well...

Probably not. Okay. Well, yeah, okay. DIY air conditioning. Put a bowl of ice in front of the freezer. I've actually done this before. Does it work? No.

Right, okay. Sleep under a damp towel or blanket. That one does work. Does it? It does work. I feel like that would insulate you more than anything. Does it not make you feel a little muggy? Once your body heats up the towel,

you then have to wet it again. Right, okay. But it does work? It does work, though. Okay, good. Keep your clothes on. I've heard this. Why? That your body can regulate its temperature better if you

keep a layer of cotton next to your skin. Really? Yeah. I don't know about that. Not if you've got polyester pyjamas or anything like that. Yeah. You need to have a natural fibre. I've heard that one works so I'm gonna dig it. Freeze a hot water bottle. Freeze a hot...

So fill the hot water bottle with water. We used to do that all the time as kids. So it's like sleeping with an ice pack. Yeah, we used to do that a lot. Yeah, did it work? Yeah, it makes the bed quite damp though. How? And then you wake up.

Oh, because condensation. How does it condensate out of the water bottle? Because like it gets all like... It does, it condensates. All right, so yes. Is that a word? Yeah, condensate. Yes or no? Oh, it's worth it condensates. All right. Is that a word? Yeah, condensates. Yes or no?

Oh, it's worth it. Yeah. It's worth it. You just never know if you've wet the bed or if it's the ice pack. Hang a wet sheet in front of an open window. Yeah, that works too. Does it? Yeah, kind of.

Wow. Not in a big way, but. These are some ghetto life hacks for cooling yourself down. Okay, not in a big way. Does it do enough to notice? Yeah, kind of. Kind of? And the last tip they've got is kick your

partner out. Oh, that one's a bit rough. Get them to sleep on the couch. If they don't have a problem with a hot bed, like if they're not feeling the heat, tell them to go away. Yeah, once a person next to you makes the bed way hotter. Totally.

You know, this is no BS. When I used to live in Brisbane and we were living in a horrible rental flat, like it was terrible, no air conditioning, no heating, nothing, no insulation, I used to sleep in the bathtub. Really? Yes. That's no BS. Did you put the mattress in the bathtub?

No. I used to put like maybe like a couple of towels because towels aren't as hot as blankets. And then I would put a pillow in there and I'd sleep in there. I guess you want to be as close to that metal of the bath as possible for it to cool you down, right? Because it was cold, yeah. And then if you get too hot, just turn the shower on. Bree and Clint.

This is a story about a woman who left her husband for someone else that was at the wedding. And it's not the person that you would expect. It's not like her brother-in-law. I thought you were going to say her brother, and I was like, let's hope not. Or one of the bridesmaids or something like that. Oh, now that would have been scandaloso. This woman left her husband, who she married.

She went through with the marriage. She fully married him at the wedding. They were at the reception. Yeah, this guy actually probably wasn't at the service, but he was at the reception. Right. She's left her husband for the reception. Yeah, this guy actually probably wasn't at the service. Okay. But he was at the reception. Right. She's left her husband for the DJ. Oh, my God, you're so hot.

Play sandstorm. Her name's Megan. The DJ's name is Mark. She's 27. He's 51. Whoa. 51-year-old wedding DJ. Get it

She said to him That she wasn't happy What is this at the reception? I believe it was at the wedding At the reception They kept in touch afterwards And they both left their partners They were both married

And they both left their partners to be together What song do you think was playing That when like she saw this 51-year-old DJ at her wedding that, like, made her think to herself, I've done the wrong thing here, that's the guy for me. This is it. What is that? 51-year-old Mark has a bit of a mullet.

Yeah. You know, he's got that old leather vest that he's worn to every wedding. His DJ vest. Yeah, his DJ vest. And he's drinking the bar tab like there's no tomorrow. And Megan goes, oh, my God. I've made the wrong decision. I want a piece of that.

Look, we're not laughing at anybody's unhappiness or happiness. Maybe they're happy, which is fantastic. Dave, they're happy. I hope they're happy. I mean, it sucks with the other people, especially the guy she just married. Well, also maybe he deserved it. We don't know. Well, that's true.

You know, there's two sides to every story. But yeah, that's what happened. She left her husband for her wedding DJ. He's a young looking 51-year-old, though. He's a DJ, babes. He's in there. He's in the scene. He keeps it fresh.

And I mean, how much do you reckon he paid for that set of teeth? I don't know. How much do you think she paid him to DJ the wedding? That's a great question. How much do people usually pay you? You can charge extra for weddings. Can you? Yeah. Yeah because everything, all the prices are hyped up. Everything goes up for

a wedding yeah. We want to know this afternoon and this is really like opening old wounds but could be fun. Could be cathartic. We don't know. we want to know this afternoon and this is really like opening old wounds but could be fun could be cathartic we don't know we want to know who did they leave you for who's who's the person that your ex said um i'm out i'm hooking up with so-and-so or maybe you found out afterwards and how like did you measure up and let's be honest we all do that. We all look at the person that your ex goes on to date and you always go, okay, where do I... Do they trade up or do they trade down?

Where do I fit in this? We'd love to know from you guys this afternoon. Call us. Our phone lines are open. 0800 dials at him. You can text us on 9696. We can keep you anonymous. We just want to know, who did they leave you for?

Maybe it was a famous person. Maybe. That would be devastating. Brianne Clint. We want to know this afternoon, who did they leave you for? A woman has left her husband for the guy who DJ'd her wedding. I get it, DJs have got a lot of sex appeal, you know? The 51-year-old DJs have a lot of sex appeal, you know? The 51-year-old DJs have a lot of sex appeal. This one had enough to lure a 27-year-old away from her husband. I guess the answer's yes.

He left his wife too, and now they're happily together, and she carries his turntables to his DJ. I don't know what she does. We want to know this afternoon, who did they leave you for? And we know this is opening some old wounds, but if you're willing to talk about it, we'd love to hear about it this afternoon. Some amazing stories coming through.

Liam, who did they leave you for? My best friend. Oh, Liam. Still your best friend? Of course not. Of course not. How long had you been friends with your best friend for? I think it was 13 years. We were friends throughout all our school age.

Kidding me. And how long had you dated her? It was six months. We were friends throughout all our school age. Kidding me. And how long had you dated her? It was six months. That sucks, eh? Because both of the most important people in your life have both chosen each other over you. Yeah. Well, let's be real. Who cares about her?

He knew her for six months. 13 years. Yeah. Yeah. What was your best friend thinking? Anyway, we say this all the time, bro. You better off, okay? Oh, exactly, yeah.

He would have stabbed, or he or she would have stabbed you in the back eventually if they were capable of that. Let's go to Anonymous. Oh, this person wants to remain anonymous. Hello. Hi. Hi.

Who did they leave you for? I left him. Oh, for who? For his flatmate And Anonymous Did you happen to meet the flatmate Whilst staying over at your ex-boyfriend's house? Well we kind of all worked together as well

Oh God Yeah You really didn't stray far from home did you? No no no We've been together 15 years. Oh, yeah, so you picked the right one in the end. Did you?

Yes, I upgraded, definitely upgraded. And we have three kids now, so. Oh, all good. All worked out. When you switched from one flatmate to the other flatmate, were they still living together? Like, did you have to still go over to the flat but just sleep in a different bedroom?

No, we kind of, like, swapped it up a bit and they came to my house. Oh, I see. Good idea. Yeah. We had a friend that worked at a motel and he used to get us three rooms. Good hookup.

I need to read out this text on who they leave you for. Someone said, was together for six years, but she traded me in for her gymnastics training colleague. Apparently, her colleague was much more flexible than me and also a woman.

Wow. Okay. All right. There's not much you can do if they want to switch teams, you know? Like, they're literally looking for something that you don't have.

So, Danny's called up. Hi, Danny. G'day, Danny. Hi. Who did they leave you for? that you don't have. So Danny's called up. Hi, Danny. G'day, Danny. Hi. Who did they leave you for? My plunket nurse. Oh, no. The plunket nurse.

Oh, no. No. Oh, that's unethical. Yes, very much. I found out. I went through his phone records a week before lockdown. Does the Plunkett nurse lose their job in that situation? Yes, you would have seen the newspaper article that came out throughout lockdown.

Oh, you're that one. Does Plunkett have a number for that that you call? I don't know. Can you imagine you call the number for Plunkett and they're like, how may I direct your call? And you're like, cheating bastards. And they're like, I'll put you right through. Sorry to hear that, Danny.

Sorry, Danny. That sucks. Thanks for calling us this afternoon. Thank you. Have a great weekend. Whoa, that's rough. Love this song and very fitting for what we just talked about. Broken hearted.

That's good. Let's play the one second song challenge. What's wrong? Producer Anastasia's pointing at something. What's wrong, Anastasia? No, the opener to this segment is a hint to... Oh! Oh.

I think this song is in the game today. OK, this is the game where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible. Anastasia runs the game. What's today's theme, Anastasia? Today's theme is songs about time because we're going on our hot tub time machine tour. Oh, makes sense.

Perfect. Okay. Songs about time. Songs about time. Let's hear song number one. One more time. Oh, no. I can't help you there.

One more time. I'm going to celebrate. I was about to say Daft Punk. I don't help you there. One more time, I'm going to celebrate. I was about to say Daft Punk. I don't know. Clint, it's your turn, mate. Are you giving in? Yeah, I don't know. Daft Punk one more time.

One more time. I love Daft Punk. I was so close. You were right. You should have just believed yourself, Ray. God, Tim. Let's hear song number two. Clint.

For me, that's Madonna and Justin Timberlake. Correct. And that was the song I was referring to in the opener. We got four minutes. Crap. All right, that's a point each. Let's hear song number three. Clint.

Me? Yeah. Cher, Turn Back Time. I feel like Ben sits closer to you, so it's always going to be you. That's a point to you, Clint. That's our Friday Okie today. If you want to hear what it sounds like, Brie and I singing that song,

be here at five o'clock. All right, let's hear song number four. Brie. Clocks. Oh, my God, I forgot their name. How have you forgotten? Coldplay. That's correct.

Sitting at two points each. This next one will be the decider. It's your song number five. Clint. Matchbox 23 AM. That's a win for you, Clint. Soft rock, baby. It's our forte.

We're sitting at one win each this year. Oh, very good. Nice and balanced. Even split. It's only been two weeks. Still plenty of time for me to lose. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime,

a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone by lunchtime.

Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Clint, what do you want more in the whole wide world? More time with my family. Okay, now tell me the truth. Health. What do you want the most? Health is wealth.

What do you always say off air that you want the most? Oh, look, I'm partial to a lotto win. You want money. You want to be a millionaire. You make it sound so shallow. I'm not making it sound shallow, but you would love... To be rich. To be rich.

Yeah. Correct? I'd love to not have a care in the world and a really big house. You'd love to be a millionaire. Yeah, I'd love to be a millionaire, yeah. Well, I've got a few things that I think might help get you there. So, story out today about a woman named Amy Elizabeth. She's 50 and she's worth a whopping 5.3 million US dollars.

Good for Amy. Multi... Well, she's a millionaire. Yeah. So, I mean, good for her. That's great. And she did it, she believes, by doing a few simple steps. Okay. So, you could do this at home if you wanted to.

Okay, first step, Amy. Is she mining Bitcoin? No. These are all really simple things you can do. Because I'm interested in mining Bitcoin. No, nothing to do with Bitcoin. She lives in Las Vegas. She gives herself a monthly spending budget of $1,000.

And she refuses to go over it. Instead, she says she has worked out different ways to save money. So here we go. Get a pen and paper. You can write these down. No, I'm not interested yet. She's a millionaire and she only spends

$1,000 a month. The first step, she keeps her water heater turned off. She said, I need 22 minutes to heat it up enough to get a shower

and then I turn it off every afternoon. I would think that would use more power, but okay, yeah. Yeah, she reckons that this little trick saves her about $80 a month. Yeah.

And for no hassle whatsoever. Yeah. Okay, so you write that one down? Yeah, I've got it. I've got a mental note. The next tip Amy says that she does to save money and be a millionaire is that her divorced ex-husband, Michael, offers to clean the property, her house, for free

and she saves a few hundred dollars on cleaning bills. Right. She could just clean her own house and save money, but yeah, get someone else to do it. I like that. Amy says that the cleaning gives her ex a free workout and helps to keep him in shape. Good for her.

Yeah, right. Okay. Okay, this is the last one, which I think is mostly right up your alley. Sure. Amy, who is a millionaire, does things to save money. Clint, you could do this one easily. She confesses to eating cat food. She says that pulling tins of tuna cost her too much money.

So she likes to get the cat food. Cat tuna? Labelled chicken and tuna dinner in light gravy. That woman's mental. Like, you don't have to be a millionaire to not, like... Didn't you eat cat food last year? Yeah, once. You got me a fish pate,

and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. So... I'd rather be broke, to be honest. If that's the option. Isn't that grim? This is a true story. If that's the path to a million dollars, I'd rather be broke.

True story. And she said, here's the kicker. When guests come over She will also feed them Cat food Nah Nah she's got no friends That's how she's a millionaire

Because she's got no friends It's also while Like No social life And that's why she's divorced Yeah fair enough No thank you Thanks for the tips

But no thank you on that one Okay well you think about it Yeah I can get you the cat food Brie and Clint We've got a few traditions on this show like birthday banger.

One of them is Friday Okie and we do it every Friday. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Br-br-br-Friday Okie! I love Friday Okie. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. It's like X Factor, except bad. Sorry, I'm doing jazz hands. You're getting in the moods.

Each of us spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer doing the best version of a song that we can do, and then we bring it to the show and go head-to-head. Today, to celebrate the fact that next week we drive a time machine from Christchurch to Invercargill, the DeLorean in the hot tub time machine, that's our road trip next week. We're doing a song based on time.

It's Cher and If I Could Turn Back Time. It's a nice easy one for a Friday, hey? Yeah, nice achievable. Simple. Simple, yeah. Not complicated. I'm not confident this week. No?

No. Come on, back yourself. No, I did back myself last week, but I can be honest, and there was a lot of problems this week. Someone has to win, and we would love you guys to pick that winner. We'll start with mine, and we'll play Breeze. And you guys will get the chance to vote after you've heard both. Here we go.

Cher for Friday Oki. Turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that'll hurt you And you'd stay I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside Words are like weapons they can wound sometimes I didn't really mean to hurt you

I didn't want to see you go I know I made you cry But baby if I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that I've heard you And you'd say If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you Pretty good. Pretty damn good.

I'm in big trouble. I don't even want to play mine. I'd rather not play it. Unfortunately, contractually, we have to. So here comes Bree. I'm a big loser this week. Doing the same track. Oh, no.

You guys need to pick the winner. Here we go. Friday Oaky. If I could turn back time Or if I could find a way I'd take back all the words that I heard you And you'd stay I don't know why I did the things I did

I don't know why I did the things I did. I don't know why I said the things I said. Pride's like a knife, it can't cut deep inside. Words are like weapons, they wound you sometimes. I didn't really mean to hurt you. Wow! I didn't want to see you go. I know you made you cry. But baby, if I could turn back time.

If I could find no way. I'd take back all the words that I heard you. If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you Then you'd love me, love me Like you used to do If I could turn back time I'm sure, bitch Hey, I really like the key change.

I tried. Oh, man. Oh, jeez. It was worse than I thought it was going to be. It's that big Steve singing not free. I resent that. I thought my wows were pretty good, thank you. Someone's got a winner and you've got to choose it.

If you want to vote, please call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and you can cast one of the five deciding votes in Friday Oki this week. We'll have a result straight after Billie Eilish on ZM. Damn. Every week we go head to head in a singing competition This week it was Cher And we did Turn Back Time We're driving a time machine next week

From Christchurch to Invercargill We'd love you to come and see us On the Hot Tub Time Machine Tour I'm popping abuse on my text machine this week. Are you? Someone goes, Bree. Eh. We've done Cher.

Mine sounded like this. Then you'd love me, love me like you used to do. I mean, that wasn't the best bit. The worst bit, I'd say. And Bree sounded like this. We do try in this segment. That's the thing.

I wish I could turn back time right now. Who's going to win it? We're going to Chris for voting first. Hi, Chris. G'day, Chris. Hey. Who's going to win it? We're going to Chris for voting first. Hi, Chris. G'day, Chris. Hey. Who's your vote for on Friday Okie this week? I chose Bree.

Nice. You chose me, Chris. Hey, I'll take it. I just thought, you know, you captured that sheer essence really well. I appreciate that, Chris. That key change, you know, that was amazing. Yeah, I think if anything's going to win it for you this week, it's that key change.

You reckon? Yeah. I mean, it wasn't the right key, Chris, but I tried my best. But it changed. It changed, yeah. Let's go to Laura. Hi, Laura. Hey, Laura.

Hi. Who are you voting for this week? I have to vote for my birthday twin, Clint. Oh, we're birthday twins. Is it your birthday on Monday? It's on Monday, and we're the same year as well. Oh, wow. Did you go to school together?

No. My son rang up for birthday bangers last year and we found out it was the same date, same year, same month. Hey, happy birthday for Monday and thank you for the vote, Laura. Mate, you guys could be long lost brother and sister. We could be twins. Yeah, separated at birth. Logan, hi. G'day, Logan.

What's up? What's up, Logan? Who are you voting for? Well, I mean, I've got to say, speak the facts. Both of them were equally terrible. I'm sorry, but it's got to be said. Thanks, Logan. But I mean, if I've got to throw one in the trash, it's got to be Bree. Sorry, I'm going for class this week.

Thank you, Logan. Thank you for all those backhanded compliments for both of us. It was constructive criticism, I think. Amanda, hi. G'day, Amanda. Hi. Are you going to take us to tie break or are you going to wrap this thing up now? Who are you voting for on Friday Oaky?

Okay, I'm voting for you, Clint, this week. You just sounded so much like here. It was almost like it wasn't even you. Is that a compliment? I don't know, but I agree with you, Amanda. He was very good this week. Thank you, Amanda. I appreciate it.

That'll do it. That'll wrap it up, actually. Louise has been waiting. Fine, Louise. You know she's going to vote for you. You may as well get it. Louise, who did you vote for? I'm going to agree.

Oh, there you go. I'm glad we picked up your phone line, Louise. I appreciate that. All right, there we go. Thanks'm glad we picked up your phone line, Louise. I appreciate that. All right, there we go. Thanks, Louise. Have a great weekend. See you, mate. Take care. Free and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's birthday banger. Birthday banger for a Friday. You know what that means? Extra pressure. Lish. Extra pressure on a Friday.

It has to be good. Needs to be good. Who's up first? Jared. G'day Extra pressure. Lish gold. Extra pressure on a Friday. It has to be good. Needs to be good. Who's up first? Jared. G'day, Jared. Hi, Jared. How's it going? Good, thanks.

Jared, what's your birthday? 4th of the 10th, 1998. All right, you were 16 in 2014 on the 4th of the 10th, and here's your birthday banger. Yeah. Taylor Swift, Shake It Off. Are you a Taylor Swift, Shake It Off kind of guy, Jared? I mean, once you've had a few, maybe.

Yeah, right? And when you go number ones? I have no comment on that one. I quite like that. Well, I hope you're shaking it off, Jared. Wait there. Wait there. Let's get Vicky on.

Hey, Vicky. G'day, Vicky. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thanks. That's good. Vicky, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

4th of February, 1983. Right, you were 16 in 1999 on the 4th of February. And in the late 90s, this reached the top of the charts. Britney! Do you like it? Yeah, it brings back memories. It's a cool show. It's iconic.

Okay, well, hey, happy birthday for next week. Wait there, let's see if we can beat that one. We'll go with Jason. Hey, Jason. G. Well, hey, happy birthday for next week. Wait there. Let's see if we can beat that one. We'll go with Jason. Hey, Jason. G'day, Jase. How are you? Good, mate.

How are you? Not too bad. That's good. Jason, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 19th of February 76. All right. You were 16 in 1992 on the 19th of Feb.

And Jase, here's your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Whoa. One of the greatest songs of all time. Smells like teen spirit. Does that bring back a few memories, Jase? Yeah, it certainly does. As a 90s teen, you'd have to be stoked

that Nirvana is your birthday banger, wouldn't you? Oh, definitely, yeah. We haven't had that one before. Because you could have got some absolute garbage in 1994 as well.

You could have got some real bad... Literally the band, garbage. You could have got garbage. Hey, you've got my vote, Jason. I vote for your song for birthday banger. Absolutely my vote all day.

Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah, Jase. This has never been played on Birthday Banger before, Jase. It's good. And I don't reckon it's been played on ZM for about 25 years. Turn it up. Here you go, man. Congrats.

You've just won Birthday Banger. Cheers. Free and Clint. Happy Friday. If you've never heard of this, these guys, this is Nirvana. Okay? We'll be right back. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello We're the last of, it's the dangerous, here we are now Entertain us, I'm the stupid, it's contagious, here we are now

Entertain us, I'm the loud, I'm the violenters I'm a lotto I'm a vinyl I'm a gator I'm a beater Yeah Hey Yeah I wasn't what I'd be bested for this gift I've been blessed a little through

It's always been and always will until the end Hello, hello, hello I know Hello, hello, hello I know Hello, hello, hello I know Hello, hello, hello

Well the lifestyle is a dangerous and we are now entertainers I feel stupid and contagious And we are now entertainers I'm a liar, I'm a fighter I'm a skater, I'm a beater Yeah

Hey I'm a skater, I'm a skater Yeah Hey Yeah We'll be right back. And I forget just what I'm tasting Yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard. It's hard. Well, whatever. Nevermind. Hello, hello, hello, hello Well, the lights out, it's a dangerous You in on now, entertain us I'm so stupid, it's contagious

You in on now, entertain us I'm a liar, I'm a liar I'm a hero, I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero.

I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero. Zidim, Bree and Clint. I deny you, I deny you, I deny you Zed in Brinkley. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Nirvana and Smells Like Teen Spirit, one of the greatest songs ever released.

Do yourself a favour, if you've never watched a documentary about his life. Yes. So interesting. I did some good ones on? Where have you seen good ones? I've watched a few on Freeview. Yes. Like on the app.

You can watch a few on there. And then a couple I did Google. And they're online. It's a fascinating story. Yeah. And Nirvana MTV Unplugged will live forever as well. His guitar from that MTV Unplugged session. That's right, we talked about this.

It's the most expensive guitar ever sold. Just sold at auction for something crazy like $20 million. I want to talk about old people and technology for a second in a really cute way, okay? There's a story about a granddad in New Zealand who has had a really cute technology fail. He's 67 and he rang his daughter because his phone had stopped working properly. So she goes, cool, all right, I'm your daughter by default, I'm your tech support. I've gotten many of these phone calls.

Yeah, that's how this relationship works. She checked the phone and she realised that the phone had run out of memory your daughter by default, I'm your tech support. I've gotten many of these phone calls. Yeah, that's how this relationship works. She checked the phone and she realised that the phone had run out of memory and that's why he couldn't do anything anymore. Very frustrating. You know when all your memory's gone and you basically can't install apps, you can't save phone numbers, you can't take photos, you can't do anything. So she's like, weird, why would my 67-year-old dad have run out of memory?

He's not making videos. He's not making TikToks. Yeah, what's he out of memory he's not making videos he's not making tiktoks yeah he's not downloading podcasts what is he downloading she well good question no she went into his camera roll to have a look and that's where yeah all the pictures take up heaps of memory it was full his camera roll was full and that's when they realised that instead of scanning in at every business that he went to on his COVID Tracer app, he was just taking photos of all the QR codes and they were all in there in his camera roll. So every time he got on the bus,

he took a photo of the same QR code again. Oh, no wonder it's full. And he'd said to his family, yeah, don't worry, I'm using the app. I'm scanning everywhere I go. That is the cutest thing. He'd scanned at the Fruit and V- He'd taken a photo at the Fruit and Vigi shop. He'd taken a photo on the bus.

He'd taken a photo at the library. He had photos of everywhere that he has been in the last nine months. Hey, well, at least he has a record. He's got a record. And they have time codes on the photos. So technically he hasn't done the completely wrong thing. No, he hasn't done anything wrong. He's nailed it.

Yeah. He just, that's why, that's why he was. Do you remember that time we called my mum on this show and we tried to get her to attach a photo to her email? Email on her phone. Oh, my God, it was the biggest nightmare. It was like trying to push water uphill. Oh, she's like, hold on.

Hold on. Now it's got a dot in front of it. You're going to have to give me that address again. It is an important reminder, though, and just real talk for a second, that this technology stuff is racing ahead. Like the fact that we can do stuff like QR codes and stuff now from an app and we go, oh, yeah, sweet, and we figure it out. There's a whole generation or a few generations above us

who would just be terrified of this technology. And you've got to do all your banking on there now. They're closing down banks. They're going, oh, just do it online. And people are like, I literally don't know how to do it online. It's a good reminder for people to just be kind to your parents or maybe your grandparents who do need a bit of help with this stuff because it can be super daunting.

I mean, I don't even know how to use half the things. You know? We don't even know how the cloud works. Yeah, wait, what's this thing we're on right now? The wireless. No, that's the one thing that they do understand. It's the wireless. The wireless.

AM. Yeah, true. Only AM. Bree and Clint. I'm going to, true. Only I am. I'm going to come straight out and say this next story involves someone who's died. Right. It also involves some adult themes. Okay?

I'm just going to say that off the bat. Okay? How adult theme are we talking? I said before that the cause of death for this man is something that you could be doing tonight. The guy has done nothing wrong. Are you looking at me when you're saying that? Or are you saying in general people could? No, you specifically could be doing this tonight. Me specifically.

But then producer Ben could be doing this tonight. Anastasia, not so much. But, well, only because I know what her social, what her dance card looks like. She might. Actually, I don't know. You don't know? She doesn't tell you everything. Anybody listening could fall victim to this tonight.

So listen up. A man has reportedly died. Well, he has died. A man in Malawi by the name of Charles has died. Having intercourse. I can say intercourse. Having intercourse. I'm sorry. I'm feeling really uncomfortable now. Just say, yeah, having some indoor gardening.

Doing some indoor gardening. Thank you. That's the word we're looking for. And he's passed away. So they do a post-mortem. Oh, no. And they try and figure out what it is. Did he have a drug overdose?

Did he have a heart attack? Heart attack. Did he, what? Did he have a, what was it? What caused it? Doctors have come back and determined the cause of death for Charles, who died while indoor gardening. The cause of death

was excessive orgasm. I didn't even know that that was possible. I mean, what a way to go. I didn't know that that was... What a way to go. Especially for know that that was what a way to go especially for a man i thought i thought i thought one of those was one of those and it just is what it is what oh i have so many questions

whereas this guy like wasn't so much that it is um yeah it's popped his clogs what was it like a continuous it doesn't say it doesn't say I've never heard of that before. Yeah. Anyway, that's my warning to you. If you feel like tonight, if you're a man and you feel like you're 35, you're in the age bracket and you feel like there's a big one coming on, maybe just. And then obviously

let's warn the women. Actually no, we don't need to warn most women. You'll be fine. I'm just kidding. You can't die from a fake one. No, you can't die. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too?

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