ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th January 2025

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

Do you ever wish summer was over? Where did you bump into the person that ghosted you?  A woman gave birth and got donuts for life.  The hunt is on for New Zealand's national dish!  Se...e omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:45 ZM's free and cleanse. Hello everybody and happy hump. Happy hump day, y'all. Happy hump day, y'all. We're on the downward slope of the hump day too in the Arvo, which is good. We're on the downward slump of the month as well. Do you know it's almost February? Yeah, it's January 29th.
Starting point is 00:01:02 30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest. Two to go. Two to go. Two to go. Do you reckon if I asked you, if I said a month, you could tell me how many days are in it? September.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Without doing the rhyme, 30, because it's the first one in the rhyme. August. 31. June. 30. 30 days has September, June. May? 30 days have to be memorable, June. May 31. November.
Starting point is 00:01:32 31. You're still doing the rhyme. I did the rhyme. You're still doing the rhyme. Yeah. It's quite a talent. What a stupid system. What a stupid system.
Starting point is 00:01:39 They should all have. Some have 30 and some have 31. And then February 28. They should all have 30. It's around 30. Could we not cut? Boom. Some of the ones that have got 31, take a day off.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Two of those, give them to February. Yeah. There you go. Even it out. That way we've flattened out three of the month to 30. Yep. Yeah. And that's why you should vote for Bree and Clint in the upcoming election.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Where we will be changing the important things. Yeah. Like the calendar months. And bringing back the red dot on the end of the spaceman sticks at the dairy. Yeah. Yeah. Also, daylight savings always. Always.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Just so you know. And summer always. We're cancelling winter. Yep. Talk about that later in the show. Next, tradie versus lady. The ladies were not happy with their 4-0 drubbing to start the year
Starting point is 00:02:27 so they have staged a massive comeback and if they win today, it's 4-all. Yeah, the ladies have been on the comeback trail. Can they do it again? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696 if you want to play. Bree and Clint. We talk so
Starting point is 00:02:44 much crap on this show And we get paid for it It's Tradie Versus Lady Well let's get down to business with Tradie versus Lady Two, three to the ladies Plays four to the tradies
Starting point is 00:03:01 Our lady is calling from the Garden City She's 19 and she's broken her arm In 12 places Welcome to the tradies. Our lady is calling from the Garden City. She's 19 and she's broken her arm in 12 places. Welcome to the show, Jade. Jade, are you a bit accident-prone? Yes, I am. All on the same arm? 12 breaks, one arm?
Starting point is 00:03:18 No, it was two arms luckily enough. Not at the same time I hope. No, no, not at all. Oh, because how do you wipe your bum? Truth. You know? I said if you break them at the same time,
Starting point is 00:03:31 how are you wiping your bum? You can't. No, you could not. You have to find a friend. It's a nightmare. You're taking on our tradie from Timaru. He's 33 and his kids love tradie versus lady. Welcome to the show, Connor.
Starting point is 00:03:43 G'day, Connor. Hi, thanks for having me. Welcome, mate. What are your kids' names? We've got Edie, Charlie and Jacob. Edie, Charlie and Jacob. Thanks for forcing Dad to call through. Yeah, all four of you are playing for that $50 today. You can play as a team. Jade, you got anybody
Starting point is 00:03:59 helping you out? No, I don't. No, it'll be all the more impressive if you win. Your buzzer is Lady Connor. You and the kids are tradie. The first to three wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one.
Starting point is 00:04:12 What was the name of the pet dinosaur on the cartoon The Flintstones? Sadie? Yes, Jade? Dino? Dino the dinosaur. Dino the dinosaur. Dino the dinosaur is correct. It was a brontosaurus? Brachiosaurus?
Starting point is 00:04:32 Brachiosaurus had the long neck. Yeah. Had the long neck. Apetosaurus? Diplodocus. Diplodocus. I love his music. Question number two.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Where on a building would you most commonly find corrugated iron? Tradies. Yes, Connor. The cladding. The cladding. The outside of the building. Yeah, it's an option, yeah. Or the, oh, sorry, or the roof, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:55 He's got it. He's got both. We had written down here, Connor, roof and sometimes cladding, so. I mean, it's New Year in Timaru. There might be more corrugated iron cladding in Timaru. We don't know. He's got it done. He's got both of them.
Starting point is 00:05:07 So that's one to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Jade's in. 660. 660. Of course it's Dubois, 660. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Connor and the kids, you need this one to stay in it. Question number four. What plant is the national flower of Japan? Tradie? Yes, Connor. The blossom? Well done. Oh, he's kept himself in it.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Cherry blossoms. We are all tied up two apiece. This one is for the win. Question number five. What is the square root of 25? Tradey. Connor? Five.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Five is correct. It's a tradey victory. Yay. You got some help from the kids on that last one, Connor, I bet. I could hear them feeding you the answers. Well done, everybody. Connor and the kids, it works out to about $12.50 each. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:06:13 You are a training first lady champion. Thank you. Well done. Call back any time. That was a good game. Bree and Clint. An outrageous statement was said by a member of the Bree and Clint show yesterday. Outrageous.
Starting point is 00:06:27 And I'm going to tell you what the statement is, and then we can discuss who we think it was. The statement was, I can't wait for summer to be over. Now, who do we think, out of Bree, Clint, producer Ella and producer Claudia, would say such a thing? Who do we think would have the gall to say something like that? Who's such a negative Nancy?
Starting point is 00:06:50 What kind of short-sighted... Who does it sound like? Moron would say that. Who is the person who doesn't remember when it got dark at 4pm in the afternoon and it was raining when you came to work and it was raining when you went home from work. Who? My favourite, though,
Starting point is 00:07:09 was the comment that followed, it's just so damn hot. 23 degrees? 23 degrees. But that person might have been a little sweaty. Which was followed up with, yeah, but the humidity. It's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I don't think they ever said that, actually. I remember them saying it. Okay, I'll cast my vote. I think it was I think it was Claudia because I was there and I know it was her. Yeah, I think it also might have been me. I think. Thank you very much. I'm clapping for us For correctly identifying you
Starting point is 00:07:45 I posted that statement On my Instagram This morning With no names attached I almost wish You had tagged me Because then I might have Got a follower or two
Starting point is 00:07:53 Out of it No but you'd have to Stand by that opinion Using me for content I think she is standing by it Oh I stand by it Something about Producer Claude is
Starting point is 00:08:00 She means what she says I don't understand People who don't like summer I don't understand people who don't like summer. I don't understand winter people. This is where you've got me wrong. Well, you've never had a humidity teddy then. Exactly. I've had a humidity butt cracky. No, that's swamp ass. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:08:16 You've got me wrong. I don't not like summer. I love summer. I've just had enough. I'm too hot. You've had enough. We've barely had it. We've had four weeks. Yeah, but we're back at work now and we're in the office and I'm wearing office clothes and layers and then I don't want to get sweaty midday, you know? I need at least another four months of this.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yes. If I wasn't at work, I would love it. If I need to brave the winter, four more months. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I agree. I agree. And the short-sightedness that we get this good weather
Starting point is 00:08:44 for like six to eight weeks. Yeah, and then we get autumn. No. And then after winter we get spring. Oh, how good. Are you summer, spring, winter or autumn? Colour wheel or emotional noise? Emotionally.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Spring, I think. Spring, you're a spring. See, I disregard spring and autumn as months. I think they're transitional months. I think the months are summer and winter. And the other months, we're just transitioning between them. Yeah, yeah. Depends where you live, but I feel like I hear what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:09:15 The transitional months are the best, though, because winter's too cold, summer's too hot, and then those other ones, you get just, like, the perfect amount of both. We've had one text come in, which I think might be the only person who is allowed to say that they hate summer it says um i hate summer i am allergic to heat oh i get heat hives and they are not the one can i say i suffer from this as well i get a heat rash um like when i went to greece i mean first world problems when I went to Greece, I mean, first world problems. When I went to Greece last year. I was going to say, I was going to have a solution for that. When I went to Greece last year and it was like hot, like actually hot,
Starting point is 00:09:51 like high 30s, like real scorching, and I just had a heat rash for the entire two weeks that I was there. It's real painful. I don't know where in New Zealand it's hot enough to be getting that heat rash. Auckland has a high of 23 degrees today. Like that to me is like a moderate, lovely heat. Is there other places that are hotter? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Kia Kaha, everybody. Oh, gosh. Stick with it. We can get through this 23 degree heat wave together. It's quite humid, though, isn't it? If we focus. It's like 30% humidity. I got a DM from someone in Perth today on the back of posting that and they said,
Starting point is 00:10:27 It's very hot in Perth. We're sick of summer. It hasn't been below 35 degrees for eight weeks. Oh no. Yeah, see, I feel like, Claude, you need to go spend some time in Aussie and then you'll appreciate the summer here. I would have the same comment if I lived there. I'm over it.
Starting point is 00:10:42 It's too hot. A lot of support for Claudia, can I say, on the text machine. Some support. Oh, there's quite a lot. I think 100% of the texts might be support. A lot of people saying, I'll be glad when summer is done. I agree. I'm over summer.
Starting point is 00:10:56 My favourite seasons are spring and autumn. Someone else said, Claude, you would never make it as a tradie. For multiple reasons. Especially the electricians when they have to get in the roof. Oh, nice. Or underneath the house. I work in an air-conditioned office for a reason, guys. And she's still over summer.
Starting point is 00:11:15 So stick that in your mind. Over. Bree and Clint. No secret that my financial plan is to win Lotto one day. That's my plan for me and my family. Yeah, I don't know how many financial advisors would say that's a good idea. Exactly right. And that's why there's not many lotto winners.
Starting point is 00:11:33 It's not a sure thing. Just takes time, I think. That's stupid advice, by the way. Gamble responsibly, New Zealand. But this story does give losers like me hope. Lotto got won last week on Wednesday by a couple in Taranaki who had been playing
Starting point is 00:11:52 Lotto every draw with the exact same numbers for the last 20 years. Wow. They bought a ticket with the same numbers on it, with the same numbers for 20 years, and it finally came in. I reckon I would have given up at year 10 on those numbers.
Starting point is 00:12:09 God, that's a long time, isn't it? But they do say that if you, and this is why I can't do it, they do say if you do start to play your own numbers, you have to keep playing forever. Well, imagine if one week they came up. Imagine if your numbers came up. Then you'd just never forgive yourself. They won $8.3 million last week.
Starting point is 00:12:27 How much, I wonder how much they spent every week for 20 years. Yes, Claudia? I just did the math on it. I'm assuming they're spending like 20 bucks a week. Okay. If it's weekly, it's $1,000 a year. Oh, sorry, $1,000 for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Yeah, no. No, $1,000 a year. Did you do the math? Yes, I did the math. It's $1,000 a year. Oh, sorry, $1,000 for 10 years. Yeah. No. No. $1,000 a year. Did you do the math? Yes, I did the math. It's $1,000 a year, 20 times 52. So over 20 years, $20,000. But now there's two draws a week.
Starting point is 00:12:56 $40,000. But there hasn't always been two draws a week. $30,000. Yes, what the difference? Either way, they've made a lot. Either way, it's a good return on investment, isn't it? They've made all the money back in. Either way, they're in a lot. Either way, it's a good return on investment, isn't it? They've made all the money back in. Either way, they're in the black, for sure. If you had to choose your own numbers, what do you choose?
Starting point is 00:13:10 Do you choose family members' birthdays? I've done that before. Do you choose, like, what's the thing, what's the cosmic thing? Yeah, exactly, right? I don't know. It's so unlikely. It's just so unlikely. Every time I play, I'm like, oh, there's just no chance.
Starting point is 00:13:30 I've quit playing this year. Well, I just, you know what annoys me? I know, okay. And that's good. I'm proud of you for that. You know what annoys me? Yeah. Is when no one wins.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Oh, yeah. Like when someone else wins, at least I can channel my energy where I'm happy for those people. For someone, yeah, yeah. At least $3 million went to another household somewhere. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Whereas the times where there's a huge, you know how we all jumped on it?
Starting point is 00:13:59 Like we have for years, all of us in here, and so does everyone. $40 million. And we all buy a ticket and then no one wins it. No one wins. I'm like, what a crap game. You know a friend of mine, a friend of mine named Christian, he had never played Lotto. I believe he was 30.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yeah. Had never bought a Lotto ticket before in his life. Never. This is a true story. And there was a huge draw. I think it was like $150 million in Australia. Whoa, okay. Back home in Aussie.
Starting point is 00:14:34 And I remember him talking about it where he's like, I'm buying a ticket for the first time at 30 years old. He's like, I'm buying my first lotto ticket. All it took to tempt me out was $150 million. Yeah. And anyway, he bought a ticket I'm buying my first lotto ticket. All it took to tempt me out was $150 million. Yeah. And anyway, he bought a ticket, didn't really know what he was doing. And he realised, he's like, oh, I've got quite a few numbers here. Took it in to the news agents.
Starting point is 00:14:57 And you know, they put it in. Get out, yeah. And the guy's like, you've won. And he's like, $150 million. And he goes, no, but you won 10 grand. Oh, you'd take that. First go. First go.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, this lotto thing's easy. I don't know what you guys are talking about. And that is enough to get you addicted for life. Isn't that wild? He has since then spent $30,000 on lotto tickets. Yeah, he's pissed away all that money. Chasing the dragon.
Starting point is 00:15:26 But anyway, if that couple in Taranaki are listening, they haven't gone public, which I think is a good idea. Yeah. Congratulations. They also won on the app, which I think they're the first people to ever win using the lotto app. Well, I never won. And they did it on an iPad.
Starting point is 00:15:41 No, that's so cute. Isn't it? I'm just picturing what this couple looks like and they're adorable. They are adorable and they're millionaires. They're going to buy a boat. Bree and Clint. When one of these guys fought Mike Tyson
Starting point is 00:16:01 last year, it was the most watched thing on Netflix of all time. And now they're going to fight each other, Dean. What's the Logan and Jake Paul news? They are going to fight each other for a Netflix special. I know, it's so crazy. Obviously, the last time the big fight took out when Jake fought Mike Tyson back in November,
Starting point is 00:16:20 actually, it was, yeah, wildly popular. But I will say, people did respond saying, this is a bit of a G-up. Like, it was, yeah, wildly popular. But I will say people did respond saying this is a bit of a G up. Like it all seemed a bit off, like a bit of a staged kind of thing. Well, now they're going to fight. The brothers are going to fight each other. I think it's a bit nasty, but they're going to get paid a ton of money. I still don't understand how or why the two of them became boxers. I've missed it. Dean's like, it's gone over my head. Don't understand.
Starting point is 00:16:51 I get it though, Dean. I thought these guys were YouTubers. Now you're fighting Mike Tyson. I agree, but they've gone all in with this fighting stuff and it's their whole persona now, right, Brie? What they are is incredible marketers and boxing is all about how you market What they are is incredible marketers. And boxing is all about how you market. And if you are fantastic at marketing, you can make millions and millions.
Starting point is 00:17:18 And I reckon these two boys saw the opening and they were like, we can get way richer from doing these fights and being, you know, the best marketers and promoters in the game. And that's what they saw. They saw the gap in the market and that's what they're doing. And who doesn't, Dean, who doesn't want to see two brothers beat the crap out of each other, right? Oh, totally.
Starting point is 00:17:37 You're so right. People will be tuned in. And you nailed it. You know, like when one of them, I can't remember which one, released that drink. What's it called? Prime. One of them released it.
Starting point is 00:17:46 It's all about promoting, marketing. It's all about marketing. You are right, Bree. You actually nailed it. This is really just a big marketing tactic. 100%. You saw that after the Mike Tyson fight when they were in there spraying cans of their deodorant around and then the next day it was on every supermarket shelf in the country.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Yeah. They do, whether you're a boxing purist or not, they know what they're doing, Breeze Wright, from a marketing perspective. Oh, they're fantastic at it. And it will be huge. Yeah. And it'll be on Netflix, and it'll be massive. It'll be a big deal.
Starting point is 00:18:14 If you're angry about it, you're probably just jealous. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Do you want to fight me, Dean? Should we have a fight, you and me? Oh, I'd like to see that. I'd pay money. Like a jelly wrestle fight. It has to be in a pit of jelly.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Oh, I was thinking boxing, but whatever you're into, sure. Can I join in on the jelly fight? That sounds fun. Bree and Clint. Will Dean have his top on? Bree and Clint. Married at First Sight Australia, the clips of flying about social media.
Starting point is 00:18:46 When does it start? I think it's already started in Australia. Oh, okay. And then normally here in New Zealand we get it like a week later. That's pretty good. That's normally how it goes. They let us wait like nine months for the block. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:01 And we already know who wins it to watch the block. But that's good that we get maps that quickly. I feel like it's a week or a couple of weeks. Anyway, the clips I feel like they do it really well, the Married at First Sight
Starting point is 00:19:15 Australia people. To hook you in. Because they just show people saying the most outrageous stuff on television and they always seem to find a way to hook you in. Yeah. Like this next storyline where the bride has walked in to marry the groom at first sight.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Yes. It all seems to be going fine. It's when they cut to this scene where the bride is talking to the producer and says, I know him. He ghosted me not that long ago. Oh. It then apparently goes into this scene where I've seen it where it's the bride talking to the groom about the situation
Starting point is 00:19:57 where he admits to it and apologises to her. Take a listen to the audio. Oh, my God, that's that guy that ghosted me. My life was still a bit chaotic at that point. I should have obviously communicated that obviously a lot better to you because obviously that's what I haven't done. That's what I would like to apologise for. You know when a guy is just too nice
Starting point is 00:20:19 and he tells you everything you want to hear? I feel like I'm getting those vibes. Oh, that's juicy. What did he say? He said, oh, my life was so chaotic at the time. Yeah. And I didn't handle it in the best way. But I do want to be with you.
Starting point is 00:20:36 But now that we're on this show and I can get publicity for whatever business that I'm running, I think I'm into you. The show still claims to be run by experts who match you with the right person. And if we take that line, they did have an initial spark. There was obviously enough of a spark that they matched each other originally and went on some kind of a date. So they do have like some kind of basic attraction to each other. But then at the same time, he's the complete wrong person for her
Starting point is 00:21:05 because he treated her like crap and ghosted her. You're dead right. Let's just put aside the fact that it's probably orchestrated by the TV producers. Right. Let's just put that aside and let's just say that it's not. Sure. Like they've had nothing to do with it.
Starting point is 00:21:21 It's a pure coincidence. It's a pure coincidence. They've both signed up for this show. She walks in and goes, oh, my God, that's the guy that ghosted me. I don't know if there's a worse situation to run into someone that you've ghosted. Also, do you go through with the marriage? Like if you –
Starting point is 00:21:40 Like there's bad situations where, you know, you've either ghosted someone or you've been ghosted and you've run into them. Yeah, how humiliating. But not at your wedding. It's pretty bad. Yeah, you generally, yeah. Have you ever done that?
Starting point is 00:22:00 Did you ever ghost someone in your dating days? Oh, look. That's a yes you did. No. No. Did communication fall by the wayside in some situations? Yeah, but I'd like to think that it was... Mate, whatever
Starting point is 00:22:15 way you want to wrap a turd, it's still a turd. I wasn't like, I didn't disappear and change my phone number. Yeah. You just stopped replying. You would have. You've moved cities a lot. Excuse me. There'd be people out there still doing drive-bys of your old address
Starting point is 00:22:31 on the Sunshine Coast going, I wonder what she's doing now. Not me. Nah, I used to face things head on every single time. What was your line? It's not you. It's me. I'm just having a really chaotic time of life right now. It's really like I just don't have time to focus on anyone other than myself.
Starting point is 00:22:51 We've done this before and some of the stories were outrageous about the place you saw the person who ghosted you next. Yeah, or you may have ghosted them. Like, for example, a crazy version of this would be you see the person that you ghosted... At a funeral. At a funeral. At the birth of your child.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Oh, no. They're a nurse at the hospital where you're giving birth and they're like, oh, hey, haven't seen you in a while. Remember when you didn't reply to me? Obviously you've moved on. When you went to to me? Obviously, you've moved on. When you went to a family Christmas. Obviously, you've moved on. Obviously.
Starting point is 00:23:29 It's not mine, is it? You go to family Christmas and the person you ghosted is dating someone in your family. Oh, that's not a good time. And now they're at your house. Nah, it's a bad time. 0800 dials at M or you can text your stories into 9696. We can keep you anonymous on this one because it could be sensitive, but we do want to hear your stories.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Either you ghosted someone or they ghosted you and then you've run into them at an awkward time. More awkward than at the aisle? I don't know if it'll be more awkward, but I'm sure we'll get close. Bree and Clint. Maths Australia is back. I believe it starts airing here in New Zealand on February 3rd.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Oh, next week. So next week. Monday. But all the clips are all over social media and there's one particular bride who is marrying her... The groom actually ghosted her eight months prior to the show. And that was the last time she saw him. She got ghosted by a guy.
Starting point is 00:24:27 The next time she sees him is at the aisle to marry him as a stranger. Yeah, it's pretty awkward. Technically not a stranger, is he? No. It's someone known to her. He's an old flame of sorts. So we've asked you, where did you see the person that ghosted you? And some of these texts are insane.
Starting point is 00:24:46 They're pretty full on, eh? Someone said, I once ghosted a guy after meeting him out for one date. He then randomly matched with my mother on the same dating app and went around to her house and saw a picture of me in a frame, freaked out and asked who I was. When she said it was her daughter, he then ghosted my mum. She was telling me the story about the guy and she showed me the picture of him and the situation
Starting point is 00:25:14 and I had to confess to her that I'd met him once and ghosted him. That is the weirdest love triangle I have ever heard. It's a circle of life ghosting. You, your mum and a rando. It's a circle. Do you reckon he thought he was getting revenge on her by ghosting her mum or was he just like, oh my God, this is way too awkward. I have to bail. I think it was way too awkward. He had to bail. He was like, oh my God. Also, the guy's clearly got a type. He couldn't get the daughter, so he went for the mother. Yeah. How's this for a text?
Starting point is 00:25:48 The person that I almost indoor gardened with for the first time ghosted me and then he was at my first antenatal class years later. Oh, no. Awkward is an understatement. I bet. That's so awkward. Antenatal class? That's the last place you want to see someone that ghosted you.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Yeah. Someone else said, I ghosted a guy on Hinge. I then saw him out in town and I said, why do you look familiar? He then made me respond right there on the spot. Oh, that's awkward. You look so familiar to me. And then they're like, yeah, you ghosted me. Yeah, you ghosted me.
Starting point is 00:26:26 That's why I look familiar. You clearly don't even remember. I ghosted someone because they were talking bad about me behind my back. Fair enough. And then I saw them at a kid's birthday party. And I had to try and ignore them the whole time while they chased me around trying to talk to me. I bloody bet it was. I married the man who ghosted me when we were 16.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I'm now 32. We got married four months ago. That's wild. That's the real life version of this, isn't it? Of what we're talking about. Yeah. Then they ended up getting married. I wonder. I mean, he didn't just show up to the aisle as a rando, but you know. I feel like 16,
Starting point is 00:27:01 you can get away with ghosting. Oh yeah, ghosting. You know, like can get away with ghosting. Oh, yeah, ghosting. You know, like let's say you ghosted someone when you were 16 and then let's say you meet them again in your late 20s and they're like, you ghosted me. And you can easily be like, oh, come on, we were 16. You can get away with it at any age if you're charming enough.
Starting point is 00:27:21 If you're like, oh, come on. You ghosted me. You broke my heart. Yeah, I know. I'm If you're like, oh, come on. Yeah. You ghosted me. You broke my heart. Yeah, I know. I'm a real rat bear gay. Anyway, drink? Someone else said, my friend was seeing a guy and set me up with his brother. We hooked up once and then I ghosted him.
Starting point is 00:27:37 He was a little bit chaotic. A few months later, he checked into the rehab I was a nurse working at. My God, it was awkward. Oh. Oh, that poor guy. I feel bad for him. Who did the ghosting? Her or him? She did. Oh, and then he ends up in rehab and you're his nurse. And she's there
Starting point is 00:27:55 as the nurse. Yeah, no, I was about to say poor her, but no, poor him. Sounds like the plot line of the movie, doesn't it? It does. Yeah. It does. Last one. they said, I was ghosted by a guy after seeing him for three months. Saw him one year later in a corporate amazing race where I was running around in knee-high boots
Starting point is 00:28:17 and a short skirt. Felt pretty good. And we beat his team anyway. There you go. There's revenge. You'd feel good if you were dressed, if you were looking hot when you bumped into the person that ghosted you, right? That is honestly one of my fantasies.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Like when I was younger, one of my fantasies was one of the people that had broken up with me or broken my heart was to run into them when you were like – You're like at the end of a 12-week challenge. You're like on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best outfit you've ever had on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:49 God, that. You're with friends. That was a dream of mine back in the day. You're definitely not eating pasta alone in a food court. Hey, were you there? Yeah, no, by the way. I kind of do, but there was a random. That was pretty spot on, actually.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Totally a random situation that I made up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. Is it in Bree and Clint? That's Alex Warren and Carry You Home. If you would like to see who can carry each other home out of Bree and me, there's a video of that on our Instagram story from yesterday.
Starting point is 00:29:23 We put that song's lyrics to the test. And I don't regret anything. If you want to see the real, go search Bree and Clint on Instagram. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Alrighty,
Starting point is 00:29:39 another year, some more Googling to be done. This is where we try and figure out who is the fastest Googler in the West. The West being the Brian Clint Show. And if you text through the name of the person you think is going to win, if they do, you'll pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Clint, Claudia and Ella. Who's feeling the best?
Starting point is 00:30:00 Well, I just want to say, Claudia, just to make sure we're on a level playing field. Are you going Wi-Fi or 4G? I'm not going to disclose that information. No, do. No, I'm on to say, Claudia, just to make sure we're on a level playing field, are you going Wi-Fi or 4G? I'm not going to disclose that information. No, do. No. I'm on the Wi-Fi. Because then you'll know if you are truly... Okay, I'm on the work Wi-Fi.
Starting point is 00:30:11 You're on the work Wi-Fi. I'm not wasting my 4G. Then I'll go on the work Wi-Fi too. The work Wi-Fi sucks. It does, but so long as we're both on it. Okay. Deal? Yeah, deal.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Yeah. Okay. Hey, can we just say I won last week? Yeah, that was enough for you. We can say that, Ella. Thank you. Good reminder. I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:30:26 I was going to be like, and get them on a winning streak. These two squabbling over the Wi-Fi and 4G, and Ella won. I'm just sitting here as the crowned winner. All right. Let's get into it. Question number one. How many gold medals has New Zealand won at the Summer Olympics? How many?
Starting point is 00:30:45 Ten. Ten. 157. Ten. Okay. at the Summer Olympics? How many? 10. 10. 157. 10. Okay. No one is right. Not one Summer Olympics. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:54 65. Yeah, 65. I'm just going to double check. How many gold medals? In all of the Summer Olympics? Yes. Our most successful was Paris, just gone, where we got 10. And in total, New Zealand has won 65 golds.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Why am I getting 63? Oh, you're 63. Okay, Ella's won. Woo-hoo! I don't know why, but that's what comes up every time for me, 63. I don't know why you guys are getting 65. Okay, the rules are the answer that Bree gets. That's what comes up on my Google.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Are you giving her that point? I'm giving her that point. Thanks. Hey, got to keep it interesting, Cor. Question number two. What was Albert Einstein most well known for? Oh, he's a physicist. His formula E equals E to the MC squared.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I'm going to give it to Clint. I also would have accepted the theory of relativity, which it's all one and the same. What about that photo where he's sticking out his tongue? That's also pretty popular. What about his dope hairdo? He's just, you know. What about his hot face?
Starting point is 00:32:04 Okay, calm down, Gen Z. He's cute. All right, one to Clint, one you know. What about his hot face? Okay, calm down Gen Z. He's cute. Alright, one to Clint one to Ella. What about his podcast? Question number three. Iron and the Steins. Who invented the ice block? Robert Maynard Jr. Frank Ipperson. That's right. John Gorey.
Starting point is 00:32:22 That's right. Frank Ipperson. Bit of a trick question. Because the ice box was invented by, I believe, the person Claudia said. The ice block, otherwise known as the popsicle, was from a kid, 11-year-old kid named Frank Epperson. He said he invented it by accident. By accident, yeah. Craig up.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Okay, two to Clint, one to Ella. Claudia, where are you, my friend? Here we go. Announced today he'll be coming back for a one-off concert. How old is James Blunt? 50. 50? 50.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Clint gets it done. That is the win for Mr Roberts, which means, Jill, you've backed the winner and we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Nice work. Oh, my God. Fantastic. Thank you, Clint. My kids are going to love that.
Starting point is 00:33:15 No worries. Thanks for backing me, Jill. Do you know I genuinely don't remember the last time I won? Really? Me neither. You did it for me today. It's the new phone. Surely it's got to be the new phone.
Starting point is 00:33:26 If that's not an ad for the new Samsung, I don't know what is. Shot Jill, we'll get that out to you ASAP. Where's Jack? Thank you so much. Say hi to Jack. We should turn her mic off when she's, you know. How do you make fun of my winner? We need to take Jill up this hill.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Why? Sorry about her, Jill. Sorry, Jill. Do you have any water? That's all right. It's been a very mundane at my work. I'm really good at it. Oh, see, and now she has a great attitude about it.
Starting point is 00:33:57 We'll get that KFC out to you. One more, one more. Does Jack fit on your door? I don't get that one. No, no one gets that one. No, I don't get that one. No, no one gets that one. No, I didn't get that one. That woman's name was Rose, not Jill. No, but Jack.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Turn her off. Bree and Clint, we're going to find out what the national dish of New Zealand is next at ZM. She was so proud of you. ZM track. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, Benson Boone. We went to the Benson Boone show at Spark Arena on Friday and
Starting point is 00:34:27 God, the girls are pretty excited about old Benson Boone. It was an incredible show. One of the best shows I've been to. The man is ripped to shreds and his guns are enormous and his backflips are impeccable. But for me, for me,
Starting point is 00:34:44 his voice was just so spot on. Oh no, he nailed it. Like he sounded exactly like the record. Sorry to objectify Benson Boone. Good, I'm glad you apologise for that because he's a person you know. He's more than just an enormous set of guns and a moustache.
Starting point is 00:35:00 He's got pecs as well. We have found ourselves on a quest He's got pecs. And. We have found ourselves on a quest. He's got pecs. Yeah. And flares. And flares. Looks good in flares. We've found ourselves on a quest to find New Zealand's national dish.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Yeah. I think it's something that we can bring to this country. It's something that needs to be done. And I think up until this point, we've all kind of been flailing around in the unknown. Yeah, you made the observation yesterday after suggesting that Australia's might be the cobloaf. Yeah. We're dishless. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:35 As a people, we're dishless. So we're going to find a way to democratically elect the official dish of the nation. It will be voted on by the people. It will be voted on. It won't just be our opinion. No. We will have strong opinions. Don't worry about that.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Which we will push. But before we even launch it, you had a revelation today where you think you may have figured out what it is. I think I've got it. Because yesterday you suggested it was the meat pie. Which I think. Which I thought was a pretty good solution. I still stand by that and I will push for the meat pie because I think New Zealand has the best pies in the world.
Starting point is 00:36:11 And I mean that covers all pies. We'll take it. Handheld pies. Yeah, pies, bracket, handheld. Handheld, the mini pies. Not apple pie? No, that's not counted. Not a family-sized bacon and egg pie?
Starting point is 00:36:24 No. No. But your classic steak and cheese. A bakery pie. Yeah. that's not counted. Not a family-sized bacon and egg pie? No. No. But your classic steak and cheese. A bakery pie. Yeah. A servo pie. All those type of pies, best here in New Zealand. So that could be it.
Starting point is 00:36:33 But I had this revelation, and it was from something one of my mates from Australia said to me when they were visiting here once. Mm-hmm. So this is like, I remember she came to visit us and I never really realised it until she said it, that this item is quintessentially Kiwi. Okay. And I'm pretty sure it comes from New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Oh, my God. And may be the only place in the world that has it. I'm so keen to know what this thing is. I think the national dish for New Zealand could be a real fruit ice cream. No, I don't hate it. I've Googled it. I don't hate it. I've Googled it.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Yeah. It says real fruit ice cream, also known as New Zealand style ice cream, comes from New Zealand's berry orchards. Yes. Beaches and roadsides. All the best parts of New Zealand. I think it could be it. It's made with fresh strawberries. It's made there on the spot in front of you.
Starting point is 00:37:41 They're incredible. I didn't know that that was synonymous with New Zealand, though. Apparently it is. Because my friend from Australia said to me, what are these? They're incredible. And proceeded to get one of them every day for a fortnight. Get this.
Starting point is 00:37:57 We just got a text that said in Hawaii they're called New Zealand style ice creams. Is that it? Is that New Zealand's dish? Okay, it's going on the list. It has to be on the list. It has to be on the list. It has to be. We have been surveying people on Instagram today
Starting point is 00:38:12 and if you have something you want to submit or you want to show your love for real fruit ice cream, on the Bree and Clint Instagram story at the moment there's a little question box where you can drop something in. Ella, have we had many responses to that this afternoon as to what the dish of the nation is? Yes, coming to you live from the producer's desk, we've had lots and lots
Starting point is 00:38:30 of responses. I have a top five average of what's been submitted. So, starting strong with a mince and cheese pie, which has been discussed. Yep. We reckon we'll go pie as an entire category. It covers everything. Mince and cheese, steak and cheese.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Otherwise it'll be 15 different pies and some fish and chips. That'll be the whole pie poll. No, that's fine. Okay, lock and pie. Hungry, which fair enough. Yep. Love it.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Has to be on there. Has to be on the list. We've got some thoughts about that. We can get into it later. Yep. And as discussed, fish and chips. Okay, so that's already what you've said. Now, I like this next one. Very Kiwi.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Oh, no. What is it? Supermarket. Supermarket chicken, cold sore, and buns. Bachelor's handbag. There you go, baby. Cold sore. How do you say it? Cold sore. I knew you'd pull me up on this. I don't know how to say it. You're the one who said cold sore was our national dish
Starting point is 00:39:25 What is it cold sore? Because I'm trying to be a fancy reporter Have another go Cold sore? Your best yet Cold sore Ready? Say it with me Cold slaw
Starting point is 00:39:40 Cold slaw Guys I love you so much Cold Oh, cold slaw. Guys. I just feel it. I love you so much. Cold. Cold. Slaw.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Slaw. Say it together. Cold slaw. Yeah, that was good. That was it. Feels wrong in my mouth. That was it. Last one.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Yeah. Roast lamb. Roast lamb. Roast lamb. If you would like to submit something to that list, go to our Instagram right now now At Bree and Clint on Instagram In our stories There's a box
Starting point is 00:40:08 Where you can chuck Something in there Can I just say And put on the record I will be putting My full support And I will be campaigning Behind Real Fruit Ice Cream
Starting point is 00:40:19 I like it I put my mark On the name right here Do we need a Real Fruit Ice Cream Machine in the studio? I think, yeah. If there are any real fruit ice cream companies listening and you want free publicity,
Starting point is 00:40:30 we will need a machine and some fruit. And the ingredients. Here at the ZM Studios for about a week. Yeah. And Bree will wear your T-shirt. I will wear your T-shirt. I will campaign for you. You will be a part of the campaign.
Starting point is 00:40:44 I think we're on to a winner. And I'll do the same for pies, fish and chips. What else is good? One of those above ground hungy machines. The sausage rolls. And sausage rolls. Yeah, yeah, perfect. What's it going to be?
Starting point is 00:40:58 This is going to be a fun journey. We're on a campaign to find the dish of the nation. You've just put forward a bombshell suggestion that it could be real fruit ice cream. Yeah. Someone's just texted and said, I was in line at an orchard the other day and I overheard some Brits saying they had never had real fruit ice cream. And at our local AMP show last weekend, I overheard the same conversation with some Australians. So, Brie, big yes to the real fruit ice cream suggestion. I'm now the leader of the RFI campaign.
Starting point is 00:41:27 And as we say in, you know, the RFI campaign, Clint, RFI till we die. The RFICC. Yeah. The RFICC. Could be real fruit ice cream. Could be your suggestion if you give it to us on Instagram at Brie and Clint. But right now, let's play National Dishes of the World. Foods of the world.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Foods of the world. Of the world. Jack's here. Jack, you're a worldly man. Yeah. You like your food? Yeah, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:58 I like it. You eat around? Yeah. Yeah. I, no, not like that, Jack. Calm down, Jack. We had your sister on before. Oh, Jill.
Starting point is 00:42:09 What? Yeah, Jill. Jack, I am going to give you both, you and Bree, a nation, and you can buzz in with your name, and if you can correctly tell me what the national dish is of that nation, I'll give you a point. Okay. Sweet. Sound good? Good luck, Jack. nation, I'll give you a point. Okay. Sweet.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Sound good? Good luck, Jack. Claudia, can you keep score? Here we go. National dishes of the world, world, world, world. World, world. Let's start easy, buzzing with your name. What's the national dish of Spain?
Starting point is 00:42:37 Brie. Brie? Paella. Paella is correct. You had a paella. Jack? Nah. Nah. I can't call that one.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Nah, okay. Delicious. Let's go another one. Let's go quickly. Bree might have an advantage here. But Jack, if you put your thinking cap on, you can get it. What's the national dish of Italy? Jack.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Jack? Lasagna. Lasagna. Oh, it's a great choice. Great guess. Briefly guess. Is it? It's either pizza or pasta.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Pasta. I won't accept pasta. It's not an actual dish. Oh, is that too? Yeah, it's too broad. Pizza then. Pizza. The national dish of Italy is ragu alla bolognese,
Starting point is 00:43:25 a.k.a. spag bol. Of course it's spag bol. No point there. Let's keep going. What's the national dish of Greece? Brie. Brie? Gyros.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Gyros? No. Jack? Greek yogurt. I don't know. Greek yogurt is a great guess. Is it feta? It's not feta, it's moussaka.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Oh, yeah, delicious. You had a moussaka, Jack? No, I haven't. No, okay. Okay, this is National Dishes of the World. World, world, world, world. What's the score? One to me.
Starting point is 00:44:01 One to Brie. What's the national dish of Thailand? Brie. Jack. Brie. Pad Thai. Pad Thai of Thailand? Brie. Jack. Brie. Pad Thai. Pad Thai. Is it?
Starting point is 00:44:07 It is, yeah. You would have got that one, eh, Jack? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Two to Brie. What's the national dish of Vietnam? Jack. Jack.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Pho. Yes! Nice work, Jack. Well done. I would have said bar me. Bar me. I think it's a faux. Okay, have we got any more here?
Starting point is 00:44:27 What's the national dish of China? Brie. Brie, just got in there. Oh, sweet and sour pork. Sweet and sour pork, no. You're not miles off, though. Jack? Egg for young.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Egg for young, no. I'm going to give you both another guess. National dish of China, also quite a successful Australian band. No, not fried rice. Red Hot Chili Peppers. No, not Red Hot Chili Peppers. Jack? Successful Australian band.
Starting point is 00:44:59 No, I don't know. Peking Duck. Oh. What else have we got? What's the National Dish of Australia? Jack. Peking duck. Oh. What else we got? What's the national dish of Australia? Jack. Brie.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Jack. Anything that New Zealand chooses. No, it's cob loaf. It's not cob loaf. It's, according to a poll, it's roast lamb. Oh, boo. No, it's not. It is.
Starting point is 00:45:24 What's the unofficial national dish of America? Brie. Correct. Brie. It's got to be a cheeseburger. Yeah. Or apple pie. Oh, of course, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:35 And that's all I've got. Claudia, what's the score? 3-1 to Brie. Well done, Brie. Well done, Brie. It's funny, Jack, because this game was if you actually got less points, you won. You won, yeah. Oh, yeah, I knew that.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Which I know that you knew that, and so what did we say? You won $50 cash from our mates at Neon. Congratulations. No worries. No worries at all. That's made me hungry now. Me too. Real hungry.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I could really go a pad thai in a moussaka right about now. Bree and Clint. Something else I want to talk about is this confession I've stumbled across recently. And it's a secret this person has kept since they were a child, around seven or eight years old. Okay. They're now 31. And I feel like it might be a secret they have to take to the grave. Really?
Starting point is 00:46:30 Well, hear me out. So here's what they say. They started off with, I stole from a museum as a child and I don't mean from the gift shop. When I was a child around seven or eight, I went on a school trip to a museum that had an ancient Egypt exhibit running. The museum staff allowed the class to look at some of the old relics, passing them around in a circle. I remember looking at this little greeny blue coloured figurine of a goddess with a hippo head. I really liked it and without a second thought, I put it into my pocket and took it home with me.
Starting point is 00:47:13 I sat home playing with it, not realising the gravity of what I'd done. We had a big assembly the next day at school. The museum was looking for this figurine as it was not a replica but an actual ancient Egypt artefact. The museum became angrier. The assemblies became more pressing. But there was no way that I could see about returning this thing without outing myself. Letters got sent home to parents.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Finally, after all of this, everything seemed to calm down. And I think that the museum succumbed to the fact that they weren't getting it back. I got away with it. The problem is I'm now 31 and I still have this figurine. I couldn't throw it away as it's thousands of years old but I couldn't give it back as I don't know what the consequences would be. I've never told anyone about this and it's probably a secret I'll take to the grave. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Oh, God, you feel sick, eh? The stress you would be feeling as an eight-year-old. Yeah, eight, you don't know. Because you've just grabbed it. You don't know. Kids don't know. They do know, but they don't know. You can't be mad at an eight-year-old.
Starting point is 00:48:24 No, an eight-year-old, you don't't know. Kids don't know. They do know, but they don't know. You can't be mad at an eight-year-old. No, an eight-year-old, you don't really know. What's the window that you've got to return? I reckon before you turn 10, they'll be like, oh, naughty, naughty. Well, even I think, yeah, if you're in primary school, I think you're okay. But, I mean, as soon as you get into like. I'm trying to think, I'm trying to put myself in those shoes. And I feel like, and this is where they've done well, I feel like if I had done it, if I'd grabbed it and taken it, and then it had all blown up
Starting point is 00:48:49 and there was like a search party looking for this thing, I reckon I would have thrown it out. I reckon I would have destroyed it. It would make me not want to give it back ten times more because I'd be so scared. I would take it out to the street on bin day. I'd open the wheelie bin. I'd put it down underneath the rubbish where no one would see it
Starting point is 00:49:07 and then it would be gone. And then it could never be traced back to me. God, that makes me feel sick. That's not advice on what to do. Do you feel like now, though, 23 years later, if they went to the museum and said, hey, I've got this thing, do you reckon they'd just be happy to have it back? See, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:23 And what you can't go into the museum and ask hypothetically, hey, if someone stole something from here... We can ask, do you work for a museum? And hypothetically, if this guy returned it now, would it be all good? Would you just be happy to have the thing back? Like someone just texts through, and I had
Starting point is 00:49:39 that thought as well, you just post it back. Yeah. Yeah, anonymously. You anonymously... Yeah. Or you say, I found this. Yeah. Yeah, anonymously. You anonymously. Yeah. Yeah. Or you say, I found this. I found this and knew that it was an ancient artefact from Egypt. Yeah. I remember seeing something 23 years ago that you guys might have been looking for this.
Starting point is 00:49:58 And I remember it was this. Oh, how did this get in here? Oh. Oh, that's what you do. Like on the school holidays when you forget to empty your school bag, just go to the museum and say, oh, I forgot to empty my school bag from 1999. And look what I found.
Starting point is 00:50:13 And I just got around to emptying it. Look what was in there. Bob's your uncle. Yeah, good to go. I thought we could ask people this afternoon, and I know that it's scary, and maybe the secret has already come out, but what is a huge secret that you kept for a long time?
Starting point is 00:50:30 It could be something from when you were a kid it could be something from your adult life but it was a big secret that you kept for a fair while and maybe you're still keeping it. Maybe it's still a secret. Like this one that's already come in. I took some
Starting point is 00:50:45 fart putty from a store when I was six and my dad saw a massive lump in my pocket and made me go and apologise to the shop owner. Oh. Got it. That secret didn't last long though. We're looking for more long term secrets that you were holding on to. Something that you've been carrying
Starting point is 00:51:01 around with you. Trust us with it. We can keep you anonymous. We would love to hear your secret that you've been carrying around with you. Trust us with it. We can keep you anonymous. We would love to hear your secret that you've kept. Brianne Clint. Talking about secrets that you may have kept for a long time after a confession from a 31-year-old about something they did when they were seven or eight where they stole an ancient Egypt artefact from a museum.
Starting point is 00:51:24 On a school trip. On a school trip. On a school trip. The museum came looking for it, but they never came clean. They're 31 now. We said, could they just return it? Someone has texted us and said, I work for a classical antiques museum, and you could absolutely return it,
Starting point is 00:51:39 and we would just be happy to have it back. Yeah, but what if you get that one person who's still angry about it? Yeah. And they call the cops. Someone else said the ancient artifact thief would be protected by statute of limitations, which would now have passed for the crime of theft. So you can't go down for it. Really?
Starting point is 00:51:56 Is that true? Who knows? Is that true? Could be. Could be true. Anyway, we want to know the secret that you have been sitting on for a lifetime. Like this. This is one of the more lighthearted ones.
Starting point is 00:52:09 And we have a spectrum, but here's one. Someone said, mum had a cupboard full of junk. Oh, is that that person? I believe it is. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hello.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Yours is fun. Let's start with a fun secret. Yeah. So as my tech said, my mum had a cupboard full of junk in the house. She didn't know most of what was in it. So one year I needed to get her a Christmas present
Starting point is 00:52:33 and I wrapped up an unopened salad spinner that she had in the junk cupboard. Great. Put it under the tree for her and it was years later that I finally confessed that she already owned it. Yeah, it was hers all along. Yep.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Exactly. And so then for years, we gifted the salad spinner back and forth to each other every Christmas. I love that. But your mum had no idea that she already owned the salad spinner. So you could have got away with that. Sarah, you could have kept that one? I know. I thought it'd be nice after a few Sarah, you could have kept that one. I know. I thought it'd be nice after a few years.
Starting point is 00:53:07 You're good to go, mate. Yeah. Okay, let's get juicy, everybody. Yeah, this one's pretty juicy. It says, my family and I are still keeping this secret up until this day. Started when I was nine years old. I am now 28. My uncle has a girlfriend who he had a kid with who's now 19 years old.
Starting point is 00:53:29 His wife still doesn't know about any of this. Oh. Oh, that's full on. The whole family knows except for his wife. That's full on. You've got to die with that one. Yeah. Is it their secret to tell?
Starting point is 00:53:41 I don't know. Oh. I feel like he needs to come clean. No, it's ultimately his fault. But now she's going to feel so stupid when she finds out that everybody knows. That's what I mean. He's put everyone in that position. What's the secret you've kept?
Starting point is 00:53:56 Someone said I put 12 crushed up laxatives in the mayonnaise on my husband's sandwich when I was mad at him. He still doesn't know. That's pretty good. Twelve. That's a lot of laxatives. He would have been riding that porcelain bus. Two would have worked. Someone said, I crashed the family car, glued the bumper back on.
Starting point is 00:54:16 My brother then inherited the car and crashed it and had to pay for the damage. That's pretty good. Get this one. My wife's sister kissed me while my wife was preparing dinner. I kissed her back. Thirteen years later, I still haven't told her.
Starting point is 00:54:35 I just want to add, nothing came of it. It was just a one-time kiss. Wow. What? It's too late to tell. It's too late to tell your wife. You reckon?
Starting point is 00:54:47 You just have to hope that her sister dies first. Oh, jeez. And then no one needs to know. Far out. It'd play on your mind. Someone else texts her and they said, I kept my cousin's secret for four years that he was gay. When he came out, his mum rang me annoyed
Starting point is 00:55:06 and I said I didn't know anything and that I implied it wasn't my secret to share. My cousin and I have never been closer ever since. Yeah, that one is not your secret to share. Yeah, and you did the right thing. You did the right thing for sure. You did the right thing. Back to the museum artefact.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Yes. Someone said cop here. We wouldn't pursue a thief complaint that old and the offender was a kid at the time. Kids do dumb stuff. We've got bigger fish to fry. But I would post it back to the museum just
Starting point is 00:55:35 in case you get that one angry museum employee. Yeah. That's pretty good advice. That's great advice. That cop knows what's up. Just in case. Just in case. Maybe post it back. Hey, thanks for sharing your secrets with us, guys. Thanks for trusting us with those. Some juicy ones.
Starting point is 00:55:51 And don't kiss your wife's sister. Make your life simpler. I mean, pretty standard practice. Don't kiss your wife's sister. I didn't think it was advice I had to give out. No. I thought that was just common knowledge. Bree and Clint. Birthday b knowledge. Bree and Clint. Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's all reminisce and then we'll play one, shall we? Janzi's first cut of Janzi. Hi, Janzi. Hello. Very cool name. Where did you get that from?
Starting point is 00:56:22 Thank you. Indian origin. Lovely. Very nice. Hey, mate, what is your date of birth? 30th July 2004. Alright, that means you were 16, Janzi, in 2020. And on that
Starting point is 00:56:35 day, this was at the top. Bop, bop, bop. Banger! Yes, a bop, Jarnsey. What a good song. Yeah, Joel Corey and MNDK, it's a good song. Such a good song. Okay, wait there, we'll do Amelia's birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Kia ora, Amelia. Hi, Amelia. Hi. Lovely day, where did you get that from? Just my mum. Just your mum? Okay, I'll hear you. She won it in a lottery. Good for
Starting point is 00:57:06 you, Amelia. What is your birthday, Mil? 26th of the 10th, 2000. Right, easy math on this one. Means you were huge in 2016. You get the Chainsmokers and Halsey. What do you reckon, Amelia? Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's a churn. That song was enormous. I can't believe it's from 2016.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Yeah. I can't believe it's that old. Wild. Yeah. Okay, wait there. One more birthday b't believe it's that old. Mild. Yeah. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Nicholas. Hi, Nicholas. Hi, Nicholas.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Hey, guys. How are you going? Good, mate. What have you been doing today? Just at work. Just got home. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's finish off your day.
Starting point is 00:57:58 What is your birthday? 3rd of September, 1988. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004 and on that day, this was at the top. Natasha Bedingfield. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. I love you.
Starting point is 00:58:20 He's into it. He knows it. That's a good one, Nicholas. Yeah, that's a chain. She was touring around this part of the world over the summer break. She did New Year's Eve in the South Islands. Very cool. Okay, what are we going to do? It's Natasha Bedingfield for me.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Yeah, I do love that song from her. When it starts with that bit, she goes, These words are my own. Yeah, go on then. Really? Yeah, I do love that song from her. When it starts with that bit, she goes, these words are my own. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, go on then. Really? Yeah, go on. Nicholas, you've just won birthday banger, my friend.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Congratulations. Thank you. No worries. How good, Nicholas. Here we go. Awesome. Bree and Clint, stick around if you're keen for those free symphony festival tickets.
Starting point is 00:59:01 They're on the way. But here's Natasha Bedingfield. These words are my own. Oh here's Natasha Bedingfield. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. That's a good got to say Can't think of a better way That's all I got to say I love you, is that okay? I know she's big, I know she's got bangers,
Starting point is 00:59:32 but I still feel like Natasha Bedingfield's underrated. Yeah. Like she should have been bigger, and she should have had a bigger career. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like she slowed down a bit once she landed the opening song for The Hills. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:59:45 And if it wasn't for that opening song on The Hills. She's just dined out on that now for the last 15 years. Was that unwritten? Yes. It was, eh? That was The Hills. Yep. Anyway, I'm sure she's happy.
Starting point is 00:59:58 I'm sure she's sweet as. Her brother's Daniel Bedingfield, eh? He is, yeah. She is. He is, yeah. And is, he is, yeah. And they're Kiwis. They are. God, that song from Daniel, very good.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Got to get through this. Oh. They're a very talented family. God, musical genes. But again, they both had a couple of hits and then they were like, all good. We're good, thank you. That's all we need.
Starting point is 01:00:24 No worries. Brie and Clint. you. That's all we need. No worries. Honestly, this story is the best. There's a story about a woman who has given birth in a car park. Okay. So obviously not the best. Not ideal. Not ideal. But it was because they got caught in a storm and they had to pull into this car park and the paramedics didn't get there in time
Starting point is 01:00:49 because the storm was so bad. Yeah. And she ended up giving birth in the car before the paramedics got there. Okay. By herself? No, she was with her husband, thank God. That'd be scary on your own. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:04 It'd be scary anyway. Oh, her husband's here? Oh, I'm totally fine with that. Oh, thank God. You'll be scary on your own. Yeah. You'll be scary anyway. Oh, husband's here? Oh, I'm totally fine. Oh, totally fine. No painkillers, totally fine. Unless my husband was a doctor. No doctor, I'm fine. Actually, even if my husband was a doctor, still not fine.
Starting point is 01:01:18 No sterile surgical equipment, I'm fine. They didn't take me to the hospital, but they couldn't because there was so much snowfall. Anyway, the car park where she gave birth was actually a Krispy Kreme car park. Yeah. So apparently the store manager from this Krispy Kreme found out about the ordeal that this woman went through in the car park of their Krispy Kreme and have offered up a sweet gift to the new parents in the form of free Krispy Kreme for life.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Well done, Krispy Kreme. For life. Well done. Honestly, it makes me want to get pregnant, plan it so I give birth in the car park of a Krispy Kreme just so I can get free donuts. Or a KFC or you pick the place where you want free stuff. You'd be gutted if you pick somewhere and they're like, ooh, yuck, you can't have anything.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Why don't you do that in our car park? Yeah, it's a bit rough. You know what Krispy Kreme should do? They should put out a special commemorative donut where there's a little baby coming out of the little... Crowning. Yeah, a little hole in the middle of the donut. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Just pushing through. Yeah. What colour would the donut be? Jam. Jam. Why are you looking at me weird? What did you think would be funny to say? I just wanted to throw you in it and then just let you drown on your own.
Starting point is 01:02:47 I was like, wait, jam's right, isn't it? Did you think chocolate? Most of the time it's both. Bit of jam, bit of chocolate. Yeah. Jam, chocolate, donut. Anyway, maybe don't do those things. Maybe just give the poor lady some free Krispy Kreme and carry on.
Starting point is 01:03:02 We all move on. Brian Clint, back after this. See you then. Bree and Clint. Thanks for joining us. Hump Day done. Hump Day done and dusted. Tomorrow, Thursday, and then Friday's on the horizon.
Starting point is 01:03:18 And what's after that? The weekend. How good. Remember that song that was big a few years ago? What was it? It was the Friday song? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's Friday then.
Starting point is 01:03:31 And Saturday, Sunday, what? It's Friday then. We should play that for Friday Jams this Friday. Yeah, can we? That's a banger. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow. Brooks and Nick, our podcasts are live on your podcast app,
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