ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 29th July 2021

Episode Date: July 29, 2021

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G'day everybody, welcome to the Brand Client Podcast, where today, we're rockin', we are rock hard today on the Brand Client Podcast, I don't know, it's feelin' rocky, remember we can't play too much We won't play too much I'm thinking about Getting back to my roots That's so rock and roll Don't play too much Of the song

We'll get the podcast I'm thinking about Getting back to my roots And becoming a rock guy again I don't think You were ever a rock guy I was a rock guy What's your favourite

Led Zeppelin song? When the levee breaks Who Very very big Led Zeppelin song When the levee breaks Who Very very big In the rock community Passed away yesterday I know The bass player from ZZ Top

What's his name? Beardy 2 You didn't know his friggin name Dusty Hill Is that? Yes That's what I was going to say I was going to be like

R.I.P. Dusty Hill I went off rock for a long time But I feel like Wasn't you Anastasia That never realised ACDC was From Australia? Yeah I had no idea

But then when you realise And you hear their music You're like I thought they were big stars That's wild I thought They were big stars What do you mean

They are big stars No I never I thought they were like America big Did you know NXS is from Australia No, I know, but I thought they were like America big. Did you know NXS is from Australia? Oh, I know NXS is from Australia. Yeah, right. But you didn't know...

That is so bizarre. Yeah, and I still can't even hear the Australian. Did you know Lord's Australian? Did you know ACDC had a house in Toedonga? Oh, the drummer. One of the guys, yeah, the drummer. Yeah, he still lives there. That's cool. He went on home detention there for aanga. Oh, the drummer. One of the guys, yeah, the drummer. Yeah, he still lives there. That's cool.

He went on home detention there for a bit. Yeah, I know. But we don't talk about that. If I keep playing little bits of songs, we'll get away with it. No, just don't. Just don't risk it. Really? No.

Yesterday we played a lot. Yeah, well, they were not big artists. Stop hating on Bombs Away. Bombs Away were lyrical geniuses. I think it's listening to Bombs Away that made me want to become a rock guy again. Yeah, they are pretty rocky, aren't they? No, no, no.

I wanted to go as far away from Bombs Away as possible. If I know pop music, I think of Bombs Away. This is Liz Hicklin. Anyway, just an idea. I'm floating. I'm not Bombs Away. This is Liz Eklund. Anyway, just an idea. I'm floating. I'm not tied to it. I'm not tied to it. I think if I do become a rock guy,

I'd have to grow long hair. Yeah. I did hear you listening to Nickelback through your headphones today. Yeah, I heard that too, actually. Oh, shit, you did. And Hinder. Yeah, and Hinder.

No, no, no, no, no, no. He loves Hinder. No, no, no, no, no. That's not the rock I'm talking about. I mean, it is Soft Rock Thursday. He was playing some Snow Patrol too. Yeah, Clint loves a Soft Rock Thursday. I actually quite like Snow Patrol.

There's nothing wrong with them. Shut your eyes and think of somewhere. Get a raw deal. They were quite good. A raw deal. Yeah. Did they get a raw deal? Yeah.

They're kind of Everyone In comedy movies When they always make jokes About Snow Patrol Oh I thought it was Nickelback I thought it was Coldplay It's all of them It's all of them

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I thought it was a TVT I thought it was a TVT There's a couple of jokes in there. That was one of those ones. You know how there are those movies that are like, we're talking about great movies. I think it's a great movie. It's a great movie. Half of them, like, they're ones that you remember and you re-watch. And there's something like movies like that, right, where you just, like, watch them a couple of times when you're younger.

And, like, what? That was probably released 10 years ago. I haven't seen it since. Nah, longer than 10 years ago. It's pretty old. We should do that for the movie quote game. Dodgeball? Yeah, it's got great quotes in it. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dodgeball. Do you old. We should do that for the movie quote game. Dodgeball? Yeah, it's got great

quotes in it. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dodgeball. We should do like... I don't have to drink my own urine, but I do because I like the taste and it's sterile. You know that game that we played? Badger Milk. The Do You Remember game with music. What if we did like

we played Do You Remember movies? Because I don't remember it and I haven't seen it in like 10 like 10 years dodgeball you don't remember it no like i remember watching it but i don't like i haven't rewatched it because it's not on netflix or anything it's on disney plus i don't have that i mean if my i only have the streaming platforms that my sister has no get on breeze i'll give you mine. Yeah, thanks, Bray. We're your family. Thanks. Family.

Or as we say in Italy, la famiglia. I thought you were going to make it. You're my la famiglia. Let's not forget the original rock check too. Remember she did that nude shoot

for Rolling Stone magazine where she was wrapped around an electric guitar? Hey, if anyone can pull off Arsel's chapter too Yeah She was a babe And hopefully me

when I transition back to rock guy Swing and a miss throwing for the rubbish bin Um Yeah Yeah Um Swing and a miss Throwing for the rubbish bin Um Yeah Yeah Um I mean I'm too scared

To play any more music now Bring back the nose piercing I've never had one Oh was it Where was it Eyebrow piercing Too scared to play Search for a new song

I think you should get Um Your What's this called My libret Wait what Your libret pierced Scepter No that's Yeah Here's a question What's this called? My labret. Your labret pierced.

Sipton? No, that's here. Here's a question for you, Anastasia. Who would pull off long hair better, Clint or Producer Ben? It's funny because there's probably not a right or wrong answer. No. And then you can go the opposite. Who would pull off short hair, a bald head?

Off head, bald. Bald, Ben, long for Clint. 100%. I'd look like Legolas, eh? I'm saying you and I, Anastasia, who would suit a bald head. That's the opposite of them having long hair. Not me. I've got a huge forehead. I've got such a weird shaped head.

You'd have nuggety little wingnut ears as well. No, I wouldn't. I can know what I would say. My ears are fine. They're fine now. Your ears will look a hundred times different if you were bald. My ears do not stick out, thank you very much. I would say this confidently.

I love this job, but I would genuinely quit it over shaving my head. I look at women who shave their heads and I'm like, God, I wish I could do that. You're so powerful. I love it. But I just could never. I would look like a potato. Tomorrow we're rocking to work and the boys are like,

hey, stage, we've got an ultimatum for you. Would you do it for a million dollars? Yeah, any day of the week. Shave your head? Yeah. Not you. I'd do it for a lot less. Well, I'm not asking you because it's not a big deal for you boys.

I volunteered to do it for a promo recently. I'd 100% do it for a million. I like buzzcats. 10,000? I'd have to really think about it. Oh, is she 10 grand,000 would be pretty good. $10,000? Cash?

See, you don't understand because you're not a woman. You lose a year of photos. You lose a year of photos. You lose... No, I think you should take some photos. Or... Rocket. As hard as it sounds, as stupid as it sounds,

I would lose all my confidence. I'd feel very weird. You'd lose a part of yourself. Yeah, that's true. Remember when Megan did that bald cap? Yeah. Yeah. But see, she looked good with a bald head.

Yeah, but also people were physically disturbed when they saw her. They're like, oh! What is that? She could pull it off. She could pull it off. I remembered who the original rock chick is. Fuck yeah. What about Avril Lavigne?

This is the song you decided to pick For Avril Lavigne What the hell eh? Such an obscure choice What the hell I've gotten back into her recently Would you hook up with Avril Lavigne? Yeah

Right now Like have you met her at a bar And she's like I've told you Blondes are my weakness She's not blonde She's closet ginger She's got red hair

Ginger She's got red hair I just turned it I just turned it down So we can come back for the good bit We don't get cancelled Oh yeah Talking about

What the hell era Avril She's a bleach blonde Here we go Talking about what the hell era Avril She's a glitched one Is this not the Avril Lavigne song for you? No, that's not Avril It's Sk8er Boi It's probably Sk8er Boi But I mean Complicated would be before that song I've literally been listening to I'm With You on repeat

I'm With You, absolute I'm with you Massive song I'm standing in the repeat. I'm With You, absolute massive song. I'm Standing in the Rain. Yeah, that's a great song. Oh, yeah. That's very good. I mean, you've talked about rock chicks,

and I feel like you've missed out the biggest two. Oh, um. Oh, yes. You know what I'm talking about. Nah, yeah, yeah. Tattoo. Not Tattoo. Nah, yeah, yeah. Tattoo. Play it. Play it.

You know tattoo work in politics now? I don't even know what tattoo is. Well, one of them does. One of them does. Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. Oh, my God, I'm going to get hit with the feels. Do-do-do-do-do.

Play the whole thing, mate. Oh, fuck God, I'm going to get hit with the feels. Play the whole thing, mate. Oh, fuck. You. You ruined me, Clint. You ruined me. I mean, I like this song, too. You ruined me. I know what you guys want.

Yes! Yes! Can you just imagine when they were in the studio and the producer's like, girls, Jess, what's the other one's name? Lisa. Jess, Lisa, I've got this idea. What about if we get a violin,

start of the song, and it's going to sound something like, na-na-na-na-na! Na-na-na-na-na! What do you guys think? I feel I could be iconic. And then Jess and Lisa goes, You're brilliant.

That's it. That's the song. And then they're talking about lyrics. And Lisa says to Jess, she goes, Okay, so I'll go ooh-ooh. Oh my God, I'll go ah-ah. And then we'll both go la-la-la-, la, la, la, la, la, la. Oh, that's brilliant.

It is a great song. That I feel like is a hit. And guess what? It was a bloody hit. And then the next line can be, I can't lie. And then they're like, it's not long enough. What if it's, I can't lie, lie, lie, la, lie, lie, la, lie. Fits.

Now it fits. It fits in there now. And I feel like You sign seal delivered Package that little bad boy up And send it on its way Boom Number one hit Yep

That's it What about their other Does any other song Okay here's the question That song What's another song That has that Iconic of a start?

Britney Spears, Hold It Against Me. I feel like you're close, but you're not quite there. What was the other one? Was it Womanizer? I feel like Womanizer does. No Circus? I feel like it's Womanizer. I feel like it's Womanizer.

Oh, my alarm's going off. Yeah, it's Womanizer. I feel like it's Womanizer. Oh, my alarm's going off. Yeah, it's Womanizer. It's this. Oh, yeah. Is it this? Nah, it's not. It's not. It's Britney, bitch.

That's, yeah. No, that's because it's for TikTok. What song's that? It's the... She's actually got a lot of them, because this one goes pretty hard, too. This is my favourite Britney Spears song ever. Oh yeah.

Yeah, yeah. What about Toxic? Toxic is it. I miss American Queens since I was 17. This is the last one, otherwise we get cancelled. I think it's too late. They're going to have to listen to this podcast in the next month. That's because it's strings again.

That's why. I think it's the strings Yeah Alright Have you guys heard the girl on TikTok That has changed that Britney Spears song So she's re-sung it and re-jigged it So she sings about how she's toxic

Oh Oh no that's a good idea though It's quite good It's quite good Look it up on TikTok As in she's toxic. Oh. Oh, no, that's a good idea, though. It's quite good. It's quite good. Look it up on TikTok. As in she's toxic in the relationship. As in she's like, I know that. I'm a toxic person to be around.

She's like, I know that I'm toxic. It's quite good. Apparently a music label has picked it up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's quite good. They'll have to get through Britney's dad first though.

Let's get out of here everybody. Stop playing music. I've got a rock and roll train to catch. This is my shit. This is my new image.

Go buy a pair of leather pants and then you can say it. I'll borrow some of Lucy's. See you guys. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hey everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brian Clint. What was that? Suspensive pause.

On purpose, was it? Yeah. Yeah. Really gets the, you know, you like to draw the audience in, make them wait for the good stuff. This is the good stuff, by the way. This now. This is the good stuff.

Oh. Yeah. This is the gold, isn't the gold this is the gold that you wait for yeah yeah um good to have you guys along with us today big day on the show 850 dollars up for grabs and what's the plot i know and also big news as they just said in the news uh first gold medal yes how good carrie and grace very in the row yeah good. Are we number one on the middle telly yet? Surely we're close to it. Be close.

Yeah. Close. Shall I just check and see where we are actually? I think Japan is still on top. Are they? Which is crazy because obviously it's being held in Japan. So I've got this here for you. Japan are number three.

What? China are number two. Oh, China's had a good couple of days then. The United States are number one. They've even had a better couple of days. Australia are number five. And New Zealand up to 21. How good?

How good? Well, we were 36 this morning, and then you chuck one gold medal in there, and now we're 21. Gold medals are everything, aren't they? Because at one point, the Japanese had like half the medals the United States had, but they had

10 gold. Yeah, right. So they were sitting on top. So, 1, 2 and 3 all have the same amount of gold medals. US, China and Japan all have 13 golds. And then the States have got 12 silvers, China 6 silvers, Japan 4 silvers. Right. Yeah. So, there you go.

A lot of Olympics. The girls in the sevens just beat Kenya. The Kenyan lionesses in the sevens. That's begun as well. It was a great game. The Kiwi girls looked amazing.

So sharp. Looked super sharp and just ready to play. Yep. Lots of good Olympics. I'm starting to get the bug now. It's good. It's nearly over.

Yeah, that's how it goes. The first week's nearly over. That's how it goes. And then the closing ceremony happens and I go, oh, should have watched some more Olympics. Yeah, that's how it goes. The first week's nearly over. That's how it goes. And then the closing ceremony happens and I go, oh, I should have watched some more Olympics. Nah, I'm literally, I reckon I'd probably be nearly the winner of the most watched Olympics in the last week.

Yeah, because your country's in fifth place, mate, okay? Mate, you know, most of the stuff I watch doesn't even have Australians in it. I don't even care about that stuff. I mean, I like watching. All of the stuff that I watch doesn't have Australians in it. No, you only watch the sport that have Kiwis in it. I don't even care about that stuff. I mean, I like watching... All of the stuff that I watch doesn't have Australians in it. You only watch the sport that have Kiwis in it. Correct. Live outside the box. Watch some gymnastics.

Watch some archery. There's a whole world out there, mate. Or watch some Netflix. There's always that option too. No! Literally two weeks every four years. With Tradiverse Lady, we've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs. Thanks to KFC.

If you want to win it, you can call us now. 0800 dial ZM and you'll go head to head versus someone else. We'll play after Olivia Rodrigo on ZM. Bree and Clint. Good for you. I guess you moved on really easily. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradie vs Lady. All right, here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. All you need is three correct questions and you'll take home the 50 bucks. Our lady this fine Thursday afternoon hails from the Tron. She's 33 and she accidentally had 13 rabbits. Well, they do breed like rabbits, I guess. So welcome to the show, Amber. Hi.

When did you figure out, Amber, that you had 13? Well, they were meant to be two males, but apparently they're very hard to sex, and they weren't. Yeah, not very hard to sex if you're another rabbit, it turns out. Yeah. Yeah, I ended up with a boy and a girl. God, that's a big family. Congrats on the brood.

I'm sure they're very cute. You're going head to head with our tradie today. He's 21 years old. He's from Te Puke, and he can eat a Big Mac in one bite. Holy mackerel. I don't believe it, Johnny. Johnny's here. Hi, Johnny.

Oh, how's it going? Our show is sponsored by KFC. So how many bites would it take you to get through a Zinger burger? Oh, they're a lot smaller than a Big Mac, so easily one. Wow, okay. Johnny, do you have a big mouth? Can you unhinge your jaw? How do you do it?

Oh, yeah, look. I started one-biting cheeseburgers, and my mate thought my mouth was that big, I could do a big match. Yeah, wow, that's the kind of positive reinforcement you need from your friends. That's good stuff. I mean, I'd be putting that on my resume. I don't know about you. Here we go.

Amber, your buzzer is lady. Johnny, yours is tradie. Good luck, everybody. Here comes question number one. The gold medal match for the men's rugby sevens took place in Tokyo last night, which saw New Zealand take on Fiji. Who won gold? Trady.

Johnny. Fiji. Fiji did take out the gold last night, but the boys, it was a great game. And man, Fiji deserved it. That meant so much to them. I cried watching how emotional those men got during their national anthem. Incredible. Question number two, one to the tradies.

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are in the news this week discussing their bath time habits. What popular... Oh, lady. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. You're going to have to have a guess. It's about that because they don't wash their kids.

Basically, just when they see dirt on them, they bathe them or something. That's exactly what I was talking about, but not the question I've been reading. What popular sitcom did they first meet each other on? Lady. Yes, Amber. The 70s show.

You nailed it this time, Amber. Nice work. I believe they were like 15 years old when they first started on that show. Question number three, one apiece. Who sings this song? What are you doing? Chilling at the Holiday Inn. Oh, three, one apiece. Who sings this song? Yes, Amber.

Oh, was that Amber or Johnny? No, Dog. It was me. It was Amber. It's No Dog and Houston, I think. Yeah. And Chingy.

Yeah, yeah, they're on the track, so I'll take it. You got it, Amber. You got both. All right, nice move. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. That was impressive, Amber.

Question number four, Jurassic World Dominion, which is the third movie in the reboot series, is set to be released midway through next year. Who plays the main male character in the rebooted movies? Lady. Sorry. Yeah, go for it, Amber. Yes, Amber.

Oh, Pratt. Oh, God, I've lost his name. You're so close. Come on. Three, two, one. Yeah, no, it's John. Johnny? Brady. Chris Pratt.

It is Chris Pratt. We're all tied up here. We're on. In the fifth. Here we go. Question number five. What two bakery items is a cruffin a mix of? Lady. Amber, just. What two bakery items is a cruffin a mix of?

Lady. Amber, just. Is it a croissant and a muffin? She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. That was a great game. Another bloody great game in Trading Me Lady. Amber, you get the 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. And Johnny, we're going to try and figure out how we get you from Te Puke to Auckland

so we can video you eating a Big Mac in one bite. I need to see it. Oh, 100%. I'll be keen. Johnny, come in, see us anytime. We'd be happy to supply the burgers for you. Yeah, we'll get you some KFC as well. I didn't know about you,

but one of my favourite things as a kid was when you got home from school and you sat down on the carpet in front of the TV and you watched those like 3.30, 4 o'clock cartoons. Yes, and you knew you got home from school too early if you were still watching like the baby stuff that was on from 3 until 3.30. You don't want that stuff. Get out of here, Brum. No one likes you, Brum.

Yeah, that wasn't for me. I'm a big kid now. Get out of here, Brum. I mean, I did like Brum no one no one no one likes you brum yeah that wasn't for me i'm a big kid now get out of here brum i mean i did like brum at one stage or um who is the australian bear humphrey bear oh humphrey b bear yeah get out of here he was usually a morning show i'm an adult kid now get out of here he didn't even talk humphrey humphrey humphrey but this is a bit maybe a bit of sad news i was a bit sad because this was one of my favourite cartoons when I was younger. Apparently it's set to be cancelled after a record-breaking 25 seasons.

Oh, no, did they do something racist? No, the show's just ending. Oh, that kind of cancelled. Yeah, so it's just being normal cancelled. Right, other of cancelled. Yeah, so it's just been normal cancelled. Right, other 2021 cancelled. With more than 240 episodes, it's the longest running children's animated series in the US history. Okay.

And unfortunately, you need to say goodbye to the show, Arthur. Oh. I didn't know they were still making Arthur. Oh. I didn't know they were still making Arthur. Hey, P.G.W. Every day when you're walking down the street. Such a good show. He was a beer, eh? He was an aardvark.

He was an aardvark. And his friend was a beer? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah, he lived in a town. Wonderful kind of day. Called Elwood City. Yes.

This is crazy. Apparently in the last however many years, they've tackled heaps of important issues on the show, such as gay marriage in 2019. Go, Arthur. Which led to it being banned in Alabama. Wow. But, yeah, they've done quite a lot of stuff.

25 seasons. Pretty sad. Yeah. I thought we could do a thing this afternoon, reminisce a little bit about cartoons you'd like to see come back. Yeah. Have any cartoons made a comeback? Well, the Rugrats did, I think.

Yes, they did. They came back. They came back as teenagers. Yeah. Yeah. If I was to bring a cartoon back, do you remember the cartoon Rocket Power? Not really.

They did skateboarding and rollerblading. Oh, yeah. Oh, sick, man. Maybe. I just remember it just. Yeah, Nickelodeon. Anyone remember Rocket Power? Yeah, Anastasia remembers Rocket Power.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've just seen a photo. Now I reckon I do. They were so groovy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon the cartoon, I feel like it's never been more needed and relevant than ever. Yeah. They should bring back Captain Planet.

I am Captain Planet. Captain Planet. He's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero. Look at this time. Yeah. Listen to how old the theme song sounds. And he's fighting on the planet side.

Captain Planet. We're the Planeteers. And he's fighting on the planet side. Captain Planet. We're the Planeteers. You can be one too. Because saving our planet is the thing to do. I always wanted to be, um, who was the blonde guy? Was he, um... You don't even know, do you?

I want to be the blonde guy. Was he water? I think he was water. No, that was a girl. I didn't want to be heart. I wanted to be fire. No, Was he water? I think he was water. No, that was a girl. I didn't want to be heart. I wanted to be fire. No, Clint's definitely heart, isn't he? The monkey guy.

Your heart. No, I wanted to be the monkey guy. I don't know the character's name. I think Ben is earth. Yeah, nice. Yeah, because he likes tramping. Anastasia would be... Your wind.

I'm wind. Anastasia, you'd probably be water, I'd say. Yeah, all right. Clint has to be heart. No. At least I get a monkey. Ben, you're bringing back a cartoon. What's the cartoon?

I don't know if they're still making it, but all I thought of was CatDog. Love CatDog. One of the greats. Yeah. In the same category as Angry Beavers. How stoned was the guy who came up with CatDog? I know.

Yeah, very unusual. I've got it. I know what it is. I know the show. You know the guy who wrote CatDog was also the writer of that movie Human Centipede? Yeah, yeah, I did hear that. It's like the adult version.

And, Anastasia, you're bringing a cartoon back? Oh, it's got to be Kim Possible. They brought it back a couple of years ago in live action. Not the same. Did anyone else find Kim Possible real hot? Yeah, I'd agree with that. She was such a babe. She had, yep.

I've never seen Kim Possible. I need to check her out, do I? You should have a watch. Yeah, right, okay. Her waist was impossibly thin, though. Kim possibly thin. Too thin. Kim possibly, too thin. Too thin, I'd say.

No, she was a babe. She did it all. She was such a badass too. Let's open the phones up. You can bring any cartoon back that you want. What is it? Yeah. What do you think needs a resurgence?

0800-DIAL-ZM. We'd love to hear your opinions. You can also text it through on 9696. What cartoon should we bring back? Brian Clint. Did I just say beaver? Same thing as Love Island. I think I've got angry beavers on the brain

because we're talking about cartoons that you want to bring back. There's so many great cartoons and we want to hear what you would bring back on 0800DIALS. Hayley's called up. Hey, Hayley, good afternoon. Hi. Hi.

What would you be bringing back, Hayley? The Kids Next Door. What year do you think you would have been watching this, Hayley? What, like, era was this? Probably about 2006. Oh, yeah, we might have to cross to the Gen Z desk on this one, producer Anastasia. I'm a bit too old, I think.

Oh, damn it. Anastasia, you're a Kids Next Door fan? I have another one. Yeah, OK, give us another one. Good, good. What else you got, Hayley? Hong Kong, what's it called? It goes Hong Kong Phooey.

Is it Hong Kong Phooey? It's back, it's before the 2000s, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hong Kong Phooey? Yeah, okay, all right. Hey, there'll be some Kids Next Door fans out there. That's so good. We'll put that one on the list.

Let's go to Taniora. Hi, Taniora, how you going? Hello. Howdy. Yeah, pretty good, thank you. What would you be bringing back? Oh, absolute, this Oh, absolute banger. Cow and chicken.

So good. That show was so messed up from memory. I've just done a quick Google to remember what the show was about. So the chicken has a giant cow as a little sister, but their parents are human beings, and they don't know how they had a cow and a chicken as children. Banger, isn't it? Yeah, banger. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I swear someone wrote that after they had smoked something other than a cigarette. Yeah, nah, that's what I'm that's what I've been doing, not gonna lie. Alright, Taniota, good to know, man. Appreciate your honesty as always. You guys have a great day. Taniyota, it's not even 4.20.

What are you doing? It's 3.40. Rochelle's here. Hi, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. Hello. Bring a show back. Bring a cartoon back for us, Rochelle.

That 90s gym, Gargoyles. Gargoyles. Yes. Kind of scared me, kind of didn't. You know, I was like on the fence most of the time, being like, I like the show, now I'm scared. I like it, I'm scared. Yeah, pretty dark.

Yeah. Can you play, also, also, can you play the tailspin theme song? Oh! Hang on, tailspin or duck tails? Tailspin. Tailspin or DuckTales? Tailspin. Tailspin. The cast of The Jungle Book was in a completely separate TV series. Yeah, right.

Believe it or not, Rochelle, we don't have all cartoon theme songs just ready to go. You've actually got to give us some warning for them, you know? What are you doing, Clint? As if we don't have Tailspin on the system. Yeah, right. I don't have Spotify for cartoons in here. Do you remember the cartoon?

What was the cartoon where it was a bunch of monsters and they lived in a dump? Oh, it was, ah, real monsters. Yeah, one looked like a butt. Yeah, and he held his eyeballs in his hands. Yes. And he had hairy armpits. That was such a good show.

It was, ah, real monsters. Kevin's here. Hey, Kevin. G'day Kev Hey What do you think they should bring back? Ah, the old Blues Clues The old one though, with Steve, eh?

Yeah Yeah I've been watching videos on TikTok And there was this one where they showed all the songs of Blue's Clues today and I'm like, what did you do to them? What did you do to them? It's like I've gone into a parallel universe. Can you imagine, because obviously Blue's Clues, big hit,

like a lot of people have seen it. The guy that was obviously, do you think his real name is Steve? I don't know. I don't have a clue. Can you imagine if that guy wasn't already dating someone, him trying to go out into the dating world after that show, you know, if someone's seen that show? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because you don't exactly ooze sex appeal on that kid's show, do you? Nah, and maybe they want you to be Steve from Blue's Place. Yeah, maybe it's like a thing that they're into. Sit down on the sexy bed and sit Oh no, don't. Stop. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio This is The Latest

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy Dean, this Simone Biles story really is taking over everything at the moment. There's people weighing in on her pulling out of the team competition due to mental stress. Justin Bieber's weighed in on it and also Piers Morgan. Tell us more. Yeah, look, it has transcended sport news and it is

international headlines, Simone, pulling out of the Olympics. And in America, I I got to tell you, the feeling is so supportive of her. Everyone is coming out and so backing her and they can really appreciate the reasons that she pulled out. And we think it was so mature and so understandable. Justin Bieber did an incredible message on his Instagram for his 100 million followers talking about, look, he's like, I don't know her, but I just wanted to share how brave this is, how much I support you, and how important mental health is.

And he even actually addressed it when he pulled out of his purpose tour. He said it was the best thing I ever did was pulling out of that tour when everyone around me told me not to. So the thing is, she's getting a lot of support here in America, but as always,

Piers Morgan over in the UK is blasting her saying, what was he coming out saying? That, you know, this is what he said, mental health issues are the go-to excuse for poor performance. So he just needs to shut up. Does he even have any airtime anymore? No. I don't know.

That guy should be cancelled, and I don't understand why he hasn't been cancelled. He's called her things like selfish and a sociopath. Mate, that's you. That is you, Piers Morgan. Get in the bin, mate. Honestly, we don't want you around. We don't care about what you say.

Just so horrible, and I think it's such a massive, massive message to send to the youth and people who watch the Olympics. And I'm so glad that there is such a big amount of people who are supporting her and behind her. I don't think someone like her is going to be concerned with the opinion of Piers Morgan. No, she won't. So I think we'll be okay. I'm more concerned about young kids that may hear or see that. Young kids aren't following Piers Morgan on Twitter either.

That's the only place he exists now. So hopefully. Young kids don't have Twitter anymore. That's the latest. He is hideous. He actually was one of the biggest and most disgusting voices around Meghan Markle. Do you remember that?

Yeah. He was so vocal. Constantly. And Naomi Osaka. Yeah, constantly. Yeah, he's dark He's a dark dude He needs to be cancelled

Let's cancel him right now If he's tuning in Or listening online Or if he's downloading this podcast You're cancelled He definitely will There's two things that he consumes It's obviously the Mike Hosking podcast

And our podcast Yeah, he's big on it He likes to keep it balanced That's the latest With our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Suicide Squad, you can take Squad to 9696 for an in-season double pass.

It's in cinemas from the 5th of August. I mean, the biggest celebrity news in the last couple of months has been that J-Lo and Ben Affleck have gotten back together. They were together back in the 2000s. Broke up, went their separate ways. I believe they both had kids. They got married and then now

they've come back together. She's 52, he's 48 I think. And I mean, I rate the relationship. If this was the early 2000s, I would say I ship them. It's very cute. Good for them as long as they're happy.

But it's really awkward because obviously they used to be together. And then what happens when you date someone for a long time and then it may have not been the best breakup. You usually say stuff to your friends. You bag them a bit. You bag them a bit. To make yourself feel better. Yeah, and then your friends say some stuff to your friends. You bag them a bit. You bag them a bit. To make yourself feel better. Yeah, and then your friends say some stuff to make you feel better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and everyone kind of jumps in on it. But there's some footage that's resurfaced of J-Lo talking about Ben Affleck's back tattoo. And this is from 2016 and it was on a TV show called Watch What Happens Live where they essentially ask the celebrities questions and they have to answer these really awkward questions. You go on the show full well knowing that too. Yeah, that's why they go on it.

So take a listen as to what J-Lo thinks of Ben Affleck's full phoenix back tattoo. There's the tattoo. It's awful. It's awful. It's not attractive. I would tell him that. I would tell him, like, what are you doing? It has too many colors.

His tattoos always have too many colors. They always have too many colors. Yes. They shouldn't be so colorful. Yes. You know what I mean? They should be, like, cooler. I don't know.

I don't have any ink, but it's a terrible tattoo. It's not, yeah, it's not the best. You've been under the gun, Brie. How long would that tattoo have taken on Ben Affleck's back? Oh, probably a good couple of sessions. Right. Like, you know, 10 hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's committed. It is humongous. It's on his back. Do you think he's seen it? No, that's probably why I put it there. You know what's interesting? Because I did some research to see if he's ever spoken? No, that's probably why I put it there. You know what's interesting? Because I did some research to see if he's ever spoken about it, which he has.

He stood by his decision to get that tattoo. And this was back in 2018 on Ellen DeGeneres. And he said, it's meaningful to me. I like it. It's not something I sort of kept private. The sentiment ran against, but I love my tattoo. I'm happy with it. Good.

Good for him. And that's all that matters. That is all that matters. As long as he likes it, that's all that matters. Doesn't mean that his girlfriend, whoever it is at the time, has to like it. No. And that's true for all relationships. Just because your partner has something that means something to them doesn't mean you have to like it.

You might dislike it. Yeah. Just because they got an eyebrow piercing when they were into Metallica and they lived in Otorua doesn't mean that you have to like it. I mean, not speaking from experience or anything, I'd never get an eyebrow piercing.

You definitely have the scar from an eyebrow piercing. Quite visible, actually. Well, let's ask people, to be honest. They can remain anonymous if they want, but do you hate a tattoo that your partner has? Yep. Do you really not like it? And it could be for whatever reason.

Maybe it's the composition of the tattoo. Maybe it's the location. Maybe it's the location. Maybe it's the sentiment. Maybe it's the name of the former person that they. Maybe it's the sentiment. Maybe it's the name of the former person that they used to date. Oh, see, that's juicy. Yeah. That's good stuff. Maybe they hate the tattoo as well

but it's still there because getting it lasered off is expensive and painful. Who knows? Way more painful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you hate one of your partner's tattoos, we'd love to hear from you this afternoon. We can keep you anonymous and you can text us or call us on this one. It requires a bit of honesty.

But you know what? I feel like in an honest relationship, I probably would say to my partner, I'd probably be like, it's not my favourite. No, you wouldn't. But you pull it off. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. Do you hate one of your partner's tattoos? Brianne Clint.

Footage of J-Lo back in 2016 talking about what she thought of Ben Affleck's tattoo on his back. It's a little bit awkward. Take a listen. There's the tattoo. It's awful. It's awful. It's not attractive. I would tell him listen. There's the tattoo. It's awful. It's awful. It's not attractive. I would tell him that.

I would tell him, like, what are you doing? It has too many colors. His tattoos always had too many colors. They always have too many colors. Yes. They shouldn't be so colorful. Yes. You know what I mean?

They should be, like, cooler. I don't know. I mean, it was fine in 2016 because they weren't together. But now that they're back together, he probably knows. They've probably talked about it. To be honest, J-Lo could call me a big fat diddle face between relationships and I would take her back. There's not much she could do that would stop me from taking J-Lo back.

Just saying she's got a long leash. You have to get with her first. Yeah, okay, all right. For her to take you back. All right, it's on the list of things to do, okay? Let's talk to you if you hate your partner's tattoo. Tom's caught up. Hi, Tom.

G'day, Tom. How you doing? Not bad. You willing to do this? You willing to go out on a limb and say you hate one of your partner's tattoos? Yeah, yeah. No, so it's not on me. It's on my ex-girlfriend now.

I had got this big tattoo designed up for a whole sleeve on me and it just had a whole bunch of hunting stuff and all the stuff I was into and silhouettes and it was a really nice tattoo and I loved it a bit. And then three months after we split up, she posted on her Instagram and had got the full sleeve, the one that I had got designed up for me, tattooed up her arm. No!

She had not, Tom. That's psychopath stuff. That's, that's... I'm freaked out by that. Okay, have you had her up about it? No, I haven't had her up about it because at the end of the day, it's still my tattoo and she knows that.

So she's the one with the tattoo on her arm. Yeah, of course she knows that. That's why she got it, to get your attention, and now you haven't given her anything. You're not going to give it to her, are you? No, she's kind of just like, well, you spend all that money on a tattoo that's going to remind you of me every day. Yeah.

Tom, do you ever think maybe there's still a chance for you guys? Oh, definitely not. Definitely not. Yeah, right. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, Nahuya's called up. Kia ora, Nahuya. Do you have a tattoo on your partner that you guys? Oh, definitely not. Definitely not. Yeah, right. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, Nahuiya's called up. Kia ora, Nahuiya. Do you have a tattoo

on your partner that you hate? I have a tattoo on my fiancé that I absolutely hate. I think it's absolutely stupid. Oh, God. Tell us what it is. His name. In brackets.

Yeah. She's laughing. She can't even deal with it. She's laughing. She can't even deal with it. Listen to it. His own name. His own name in brackets. And I like, when I first seen her, I'm just like, what the f*** are you like?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya. Nahuya. Nahuya. Wait, language. You're on the radio. You're live on the radio. She didn't even notice that she'd swore.

So what's the inclination? Why does he have his own name in brackets on his own body? So when he was younger, he got drunk with a bunch of his mates and thought it would be cool to get his name tattooed on him. Why brackets? Wait, first or last name? His first name. Oh, that's even worse. What is he doing? We're this far down the track now. What's his last name? His first name. Oh, that's even worse.

What is he doing? We're this far down the track now. What's his first name? Thomas. Everyone calls him Tom, so. You know what he could get? He could get a big tattoo of Thomas the Tank Engine right underneath and then it would make sense.

Oh, no. I think that would even, like, just be even worse. No, yeah. If he ever passes out drunk, you should get a vivid and just write beneath his tattoo, sucks. Yeah. That's good stuff. Okay, let's go to Bex.

Hi, Bex. Hi, Bex. Hi. Is it your current partner that you hate a tattoo that they've got? Yes. Oh, this is brave, Bex. We appreciate this. What is the tattoo that you hate that's on your partner?

So on his right arm, he's got his ex-partner's name, and on his left arm, he's got my name. What is he up to? I don't know, but I've booked him into therapy, so that's a start. Oh, Bex, you're onto it, mate. Don't you touch me with that dirty right arm. Don't you come near me with that.

Don't even put it near me. We're just talking to you guys about how if you hate a tattoo that your partner has. Did you see that text, the top text? No. Someone said, I have an atrocious tattoo of my ex's name with a crown above it. My boyfriend and I don't talk about it, but it's on my hip bone. I'm

sure he don't like it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he don't like it. Maybe he hasn't seen it. He's like, lights on tonight? You're like, no, I don't think so. How about a fully clothed session? How does that sound? I said before, a little bit dark, but we're going to

talk about funerals. No, no, we're not going to talk about funerals. No, you didn't say funerals. Jeez Louise. Just take it real dark. No, I was looking for funeral music. We're going to talk about wills for a second. Still pretty dark. Not the people, the legal documents.

And how much money, they say, you should have. Like, how much money do you have before you need a will? You know, how much do you need to be worth before a will is worthwhile? Right, gotcha. Have you got a will? No. You don't? I don't have enough for people to care.

I don't think many young people do have wills. Patricia, Ben, have you got a will? No. You wouldn't have a will. Anastasia, shes. Patricia, Ben, have you got a will? No. You wouldn't have a will. Anastasia, she's about 17 years old. Have you got a will? You don't have a will, do you?

I don't own anything of value. She doesn't own a car. So you think. No. Clothes on my back, mate. Yeah, well, have you added up the value of those? You spent $800 on that Lorde replica dress. I googled it. I found out how much it was.

$850. How much money do you need at wills? So there's an expert on the AM show this morning who has said if you have assets or money or anything worth more than this amount, you need to have a will. Check it out. If you've got full estate that's worth less than $15,000,

then you don't need a will. But as soon as you get $15,000 or more, you really do need to support that because it crosses a legal threshold. It should be distributed via a will. You know, most KiwiSaver accounts these days are more than $20,000. And a lot of people forget that KiwiSaver is an asset.

It's in your sole name. So it should be in your will. So really, you should be getting a will. Ben, you've got that Subaru and some tramping gear. I reckon we could rustle up $15,000 on Trade Me. You should have a will. Oh, easily without the Subaru. Yeah. Brie, you've got... How much is the tramping gear worth? Way more than

the Subaru. Brie, you've got a KiwiSaver and a dog to think of. You should have a will, you know? Yeah, I'm going to leave everything to my dog. Well, you could if you wanted to, but not if you don't have a will. That's the thing that she also said. People do that, don't they? They leave money to their pets.

Some people do it just to spite their family members. I know. They go, the cat gets everything. But if you don't, because some people think that if you don't have a will and you just die, it just goes to your family. But it can. But what if you don't like one of your family members? And then they come in there and they go.

They fight over it. Me and Bree had a conversation one night. We got real wasted and she said that I could have the dog, you know? And everyone's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, trust me. After they had her for a week, they'd probably be like, she's way too much, way too much work. Bree and Clint.

Oh, baby, it's time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? $850 cash up for Clint's What's The Plot? $850 cash up for grabs in What's The Plot? Come on, shake it off.

16 victories in a row going for number 17 this afternoon. The record is 20 victories in a row. Is it? Is that the record? That's your record. Here to take you on today and possibly take home 850 cash is Jessie. Kia ora, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Hi. You know your movies,

Jessie? Oh, I know a little bit, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like how she's downplaying it. I know a little bit. I'm alright. I'm alright with this game. You need to buzz in fast with your name if you think you know what the movie is because Brie will be fast as well. Yep, I know.

I listen every week. Good. That's good, Jessie. That's what we want. Yeah. Jessie, in this game, I want you to do well, but then I'm also conflicted because I really don't want to lose. Okay?

So I'm rooting for you, but I'm also not going to just let you have it. All right. I feel you, Bree. Alright I feel your brain Let's do it Let's do it Jesse Here we go Okay Your name is your buzzer The first two points Will win the game

And today The theme Olympic movies Oh Makes a lot of sense Here we go Let's get straight into it No time to think

about it movie number one buzz in with your name our heroes dreams of competing in the winter olympics are about to come true with the help of a disgraced former champion desperate runnings cool runnings what happens in that one i haven't seen it. Are you joking? They're trying to go to the Summer Olympics and then they get disqualified so then they try out for the bobsled team. Cool Runnings is absolutely correct. I've seen it. Feel the rhythm.

Feel the ride. Get on up. It's bobsled time. Such a good movie. Jessie. Yeah. You still with us? I'm still with you. Come on, Jessie. Let's do this thing. I'm kicking myself. I knew that Yeah. You still with us? I'm still with you.

Come on, Jessie. Let's do this thing. I'm kicking myself. I knew that one. You knew that one. Just buzz in and give it a go, Jessie. That's what this game's about. I regret to inform you, I think that was the easiest one, too.

It only gets harder from here. Oh, no. Well, there's not that many Olympic movies. Here we go. Movie number two. Cut from the Olympic ski team. A British athlete travels to Germany to test his skills at ski jumping.

Brie. Eddie the Eagle. Eddie the Eagle is... Lock it in! How many ski jumping movies are there? Or should I say, lock it in, Eddie! Eddie the Eagle is 100% correct. I'm sorry, Jesse.

Good game, mate. Unfortunately, no win this afternoon. Thank you. Well done. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you, though,. Good game, mate. Unfortunately, no win this afternoon. Thank you. Well done. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you, though, just for competing. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. Brie and Clint.

I thought I was off today, but no, was pretty on. Yeah, two from two, you were on. Cool, good story. Let's move on. I think I've created a new game. it might be a one-off thing it might happen twice because i think i've got enough but i found this article uh which i find quite interesting and it's about um songs uh that artists hate of their own oh okay so they're songs that they can't stand for one reason or another.

It might be they hate performing it. It might be they just think that it's not a very good song. It's cheesy. I thought we could play a game this afternoon where you and producer Anastasia, producer Ben can't play because he loaded the song. He's got special knowledge. So he would be very good. I would like to play. Will you guys try and guess what songs these artists hate most of their own?

Got it. Yeah, I can do that. It's got a catchy name, so you know it's going to be fun. What song do these artists hate the most of their own? Let's go. Let's kick it off with Pink. Pink. What song do you think she hates of her own?

Well, I'm actually going for one that I dislike of hers. That's not the game. It's a very passive aggressive way to use the game here, Anastasia. Maybe she'll dislike it. It's just give me a reason. Okay, just give me a reason. Oh, the guy from Fun. Nate Roos or whatever, yeah.

Just give me a reason. I reckon she hates get the party started. I don't hate it. I'm not being past-ag like you. I reckon if she moves through her life, she's sick of getting the Party Started. I don't hate it. I'm not being pass-ag like you. I reckon if she moves through her life, she's sick of getting the party started. Pink, she has spoken out. The song she dislikes of her own is

Don't Let Me Get Me. I'm a hazard to myself. This is such a good song. She said, and I quote, she told LA Times, I wish I could burn that song and never sing it again. Oh, she's wrong. Calling it the song she hates the most. It's one of my favourites.

I think it's a great song. Okay, cool. Give us another one. Let's move on to, what about Elton John? Oh, he will have a lot of stinkers. Because he's got such a great back catalogue, but there's so much in there that you've never heard. This guy's got like 42 albums.

What song does Elton John dislike the most of his own catalogue? Can You Feel the Love Tonight from the Lion King. You can't not like that song, can you? Yeah, he's probably just sick and tired of it being everywhere. That's why I wouldn't agree with that one, yeah. You want to lock that in? Yeah, and also I don't like the Lion King song. Oh my goodness. I'm just want to lock that in? Yeah. And also I don't like the Lion King song. Oh my goodness.

I'm just going to try and breeze past that. The song that Elton John hates of his the most. The Crocodile Rock. Again, he's wrong. He said, there's certain songs

that I think, ugh, do I have to effing sing that one again? I reckon it's because when he does this song, people expect him to do the piano handstand. Oh, yeah. And dudes in his 70s, he's like, no, thank you.

He goes, I know the audience love it, and, you know, it's a guilty pleasure, as they say, but I hate it. Okay. Okay, give us another one. Who else have you got? Let's move on to Bruno Mars. Grenade. Grenade. Because Bruno Mars hated his own. Much like us, Bruno Mars. Grenade. Grenade.

Does Bruno Mars hate of his own the most? Much like us, Bruno Mars hates Grenade. Just the way you are. Nah, that's a good song. That song made him. I don't know if you guys have got one yet. You need to get one out of five. Okay, okay.

We're on to, this is number three. The song that Bruno Mars hates of his own the most, the Lazy Song. He said, when someone tells me that they actually like the Lazy Song, I just shake my head and stare deadpan at them. You made the song, bro. It's not my favourite of his. Let's move on to, ooh, This is going to be a hard one

Lady Gaga What song was this? Something off that album where Her face was a motorbike That's Fame Monster Is that Fame Monster? No it was Born This Way When she was the motorbike

No when she was the motorbike And her head was a headlight You gotta lock in a song. I don't know enough Gaga off-brand Gaga. No, this isn't. This is a big one. Oh, is it? This is radio play Gaga song.

Maybe Telephone? Paparazzi. Right, Paparazzi from Clint, Telephone from Anastasia. So far you haven't got any right. The song Lady Gaga hates of her own the most is telephone. She got one. It's because of Beyonce, eh? She hates Beyonce.

No, she said, it's a song I have the most difficult time listening to. However, she said that it has less to do with the song itself, but more with the mix and the process of getting the production finished. She also said that she tried to cram too many ideas into the music video. Great video, though. Great video. It is a pretty good video. Okay, let's do one more.

One more, one more. This is big. Massive catalogue of songs. The Biebs. Just a Bieber. Baby. Could you give us a hint? Is it old or new Bieber?

I'm not giving you that hint. It's baby because he's a grown man and he can't hit those high notes anymore. So if Clint gets this, you guys tie. And if you get it, you are the clear winner. Is it one love or one world or something? One love. We have one heart. That's blue.

One time. One time. One time. One time. One time. One time. One time. What did you say? Baby. The song Justin Bieber hates of his own the most,

Beauty and a Beat. Oh, I've got to give a shout out to Selena. He said that he never really liked the song, even at the time of recording it, but he understood what it was and that it was successful. I like the fake dubstep breakdown in the middle of it. Da, da, da, da, da. Like, I'm not going to lie, I quite like that song.

It's quite a banger. He released a fake music video and then it was the real music video and fans were shocked. What about how big of an ad the music video was for that camera? It was like literally one big ad. I feel like there's so many different ways you can find out that a partner is cheating these days because of technology. Like there's a lot of different avenues that can kind of bring to light that information.

Also non-technological avenues like sniffing them. You know, going old school. Where have you been? You wouldn't smell anything with those nostrils sniff again. Go on. Can you smell anything? I generally have one nostril functioning at any one time. So let's check them out.

Hang on. Lefty. I'll start with... Oh, this is not... No, this is gross. Righty. That's not much. Lefty.

Lefty. No, the left is better. Left is better, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go with the left. That's what I do all my detective work with. My wife gets home, I'm like, let me sniff you. Come to my left. Come over to my left side.

You wouldn't even smell if you smelled different anyway. You'd be like, I'm trying to breathe, but I can't smell a thing. Anyway, this guy didn't smell his wife to find out she was cheating on him. He actually found out his wife was cheating through Netflix. Oh, okay. How very, very popular streaming site. 21st century of them, yeah. What do you think? How was Netflix involved

in this guy finding out? He went to watch a television show that she wouldn't be interested in watching by herself and saw that it had already been viewed on Netflix. Yeah, see, that's what I thought. I was like, maybe, you know, the new guy that she's been hooking up with.

Likes Formula One. Yeah, or been watching, you know, stuff. And he's like, this is weird. She's never been into this stuff before. No, it was more obvious than that. He went to, you know, watch some Netflix and the site had said that he'd been logged out. And it took him to a page which revealed that his account

had had the email changed on the account and it was the new guy's email that had been changed too. Oh, power move from the new guy. Such a power move on Netflix behind a screen. You've made your point. He gives zero ifs about the other guy, the new guy. He's like, I have so little respect for you,

I'm going to change the login to your own Netflix account. You know what else I'm going to do? I'm going to wipe all of your watching history too. And I'm going to have sex with your wife. Yeah, so who's winning? Me. Ruthless. What a poor bugger. I know. What a poor bugger.

I know. Can you imagine? Not only can he not get into Netflix, which is devastating, he then also finds out the new guy on the scene. How's he meant to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall to get over his ex? Well, that's what I mean. At least he has concrete proof because you can go, babe, it's nothing, it's nothing.

And you're like, it isn't nothing. Gareth.ballbag.cheatingonme at gmail.com is logged into my Netflix account. She's like, yeah, probably should have used my account actually on reflection. But I've already used my account for like, you know, Tumblr and all those multiple things. And I, you know, have a neon account through that. So we had to go with his to get it over the line.

I thought we could ask people because that's quite an unusual way to find out. Do you reckon – I just want to hear the ways in which people found out their partners were cheating. Yeah, the more unorthodox ways. The different ways. Maybe they left a digital paper trail like that or, like I said, maybe you went old school and sniffed them. You know the ones I love? The ones, the stories you hear about, like the Fitbits or the smart watches.

Yes. And all of a sudden there's like a vigorous amount of exercise at 2 in the morning till 2.09 in the morning. Jeez, big session. I know. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. How did you find out they were cheating? Bree and Clint.

Actually, because we're talking about ways you found out they were cheating. Yeah. A lot of such different ways coming through on the text machine. Well, as technology changes, there's more and more ways, right? I know.

Gone are the days of walking in on them in the same bed. I mean, does that happen anymore? Does it still happen? Yeah. Did it happen? Surely. Like, were people that stupid? I don't think we all had.

There wasn't an Airbnb to rent back then, so you had to use your own bed. I feel like if you did get walked in on and caught, you wanted to be caught. Oh, okay. Like, or you were... I thought you were going to say you can still deny it. You definitely can't still deny it.

Just like in that Shaggy song, just tell them it wasn't you. They'll believe it. We just want to know this afternoon, how did you find out they were cheating? Ashley's called up. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash.

Hi, guys. How did you find out they were cheating? Okay, so it wasn't me, and it wasn't technically cheating, but my mum's partner at the time used to check her case on her car to see if she had travelled further that day or not. What? Okay, so that sounds controlling and psychopathic, but was your mum cheating on that person? No, she wasn't. He was, like, yeah, psychopathic. Oh was your mum cheating on that person? No, she wasn't.

He was like, yeah, psychopathic. Oh, whoa. Okay. Yeah, see, that's like, yeah. This is a whole different conversation, Ashley. Also, admin. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You'd have to keep a logbook. Yeah. And even people who have a logbook don't fill out the logbook. Ashley, just wanted to check. Your mum's like away from that person now, all good, safe? Yes, 100%. Okay, good. Glad to hear.

Thank you. Let's go to an anonymous female. Hello, anonymous female. Hi, anonymous. Hello. How did you find out your partner was cheating? So it wasn't me as a friend, but her and her boyfriend of a couple of years were doing long distance

and after a trip down, she was having a bit of trouble with the doctors and he gave her an STD. Oh no. And wait, how long had they been together for? A couple years. Oh, so yeah, there was no way out of that.

No. Oh, that's that's karma at its finest though. How is it karma? She got the STD? I'm saying at least, like, well, it's not nice, but at least, you know, she found out. He's saying at least he got it too. Yes, but at least she found out

and she could get herself out of that situation. Yeah, I guess. Someone on the text machine said, one time a guy sent me a photo of a Hercules getting loaded as he was in the Air Force. He said he was in the Air Force. He said he was going on a trip. However, something just made me not believe the photo and I went on Google and I found the exact same image

after searching it for a bit. He was cheating on me. What a dumbass. He just used a picture of Google Images. There was that Getty Images like watermark over the front? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, we lost our third person. Oh, no. Wait, what was it. Oh no, we lost our third person. Oh no.

Wait, what was it? Producer Ben, what was person number three? Producer Anastasia's trying to get them back. Oh, we got them back. We got them back. Oh yay. Hello, Anonymous, are you with us? Yeah, hi.

Hello, sorry. How did you find out they were cheating? Well, he was lent a couple of iPads for a gig that he was doing and so I went down to his studio on my way home one night, and there was one sitting on the table with a video of them at it, and it was definitely not me. Wait, so he left it on the iPad?

Yes, and the iPad was playing on the table of the studio. Wait, wait a minute, Anonymous. He, first of all, took a video of himself and this other person on a lent iPad. An iPad he's lended from someone. And then it was actually playing still when you got there. Yeah. That is crazy. So you caught him watching his own cheating back to enjoy

Well he wasn't in the studio at that time But I'm like Why is it playing? He deserves to be caught That guy What the hell If we say this to everybody who's in this situation Not to miss you're better off

Okay So Yeah What kind of boomer films their sex tape on an iPad? Can you imagine? Some guy goes I'm just going to go get the iPad What kind of boomer films their sex tape on an iPad? Can you imagine? Some guy goes, I'm just going to go get the iPad. The best part is the case is also a stand.

Let's keep it sexy. We'll get the iPad out. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, let's do a birthday banger.

We'll take three people's birthdays and find out what was top of the charts on each of their 16th birthdays. Come on, hot Thursday energy. Let's get it moving. Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. How are you?

Good, thanks. How are you guys? That's good. We're well, aren't we? It's a Thursday. It is Thursday. I've been saying Thursday all day, but I haven't checked. It's Thursday, eh?

Yeah, that's why we're drinking beers because it's Thursday Thursday. I mean, I wish we were drinking beers. Nicole, what's your birthday? The 3rd of May, 1994. All right, you were 16 in 2010. And on the 3rd of May in 2010, this was number one. Yeah, it's not a night. Ah, Bob. Bob and Hayley Williams, Airplanes.

Pretty good song. Pretty good song. I love that song. It's very catchy. Where did B.O.B. go, eh? I think he started a weed company. Did he? Okay, that sounds about right.

B is here. Get her, B. Hi, B. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. My daughter's here with me her, Bee. Hi, Bee. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. My daughter's here with me listening as well. What's her name?

Sadra. Sadra. Hello. Hi. Hi. How old are you, Sadra? Nine. Oh, well, thanks.

Appreciate you guys calling through. We can't do your birthday, Sadra, because you have to be over 16, but we can do your mum's. What's mummy's birthday? Mummy's birthday is the 30th. November. November. What year? 1972.

Okay, perfect. She was 16 in 1988, and on the 30th of November, this was number one. I would walk 500. I would walk 500 miles. I would walk 500 miles. I'm going to be. I used to sleep this song when I was in my teens, but I enjoy it now. Okay, good.

That's got Thirsty Thursday vibes. That always makes me lose my voice on a night out. Yeah. Jackie, one more birthday banger. How are you going this Thursday? Hi, Jackie. I am okay. I had a very tiring day, guys,

so I deserve the birthday banger today. Oh, yeah, okay. Can I just say, I love when people answer honestly, and I welcome that onto our show, so we appreciate that. Let's cross our fingers for a good one. What's your birthday? 28th of February, 1984. All right.

You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 28th of February. And the Millennium bought us this number one hit. What a girl wants, what a girl needs. Whatever makes me happy and sets you free. Christina. Making you for no end. And what a girl needs Whatever makes me happy And sets you free Christina Making you For no end And what a girl wants

What a girl wants Jackie, pretty good. Yeah, I do. It's not fair that this song is 20 years old, eh? Crazy, eh? Jackie, you really need this, eh? You need it today. I do.

I do. Okay, I'm going to give you my vote in birthday bagger. Yeah, I love, I mean, I'm a huge Christina Aguilera fan and I'm going to back it in for the win for you, Jackie. Well done. You've just won birthday banger. Yay. Here we go, everybody.

Turn it around, Jackie. We're going to turn this day around, alright? What's the year? 2001. 2000. Here we go. Bray and Clint, zit in. Zit in,M, Brian Clint. Straight out of the year 2000. Your winner for Birthday Banger today for Jackie is Christina Aguilera and What A Girl Wants. Isn't that the song where she hits like an insanely high note?

Oh, one of them. She flexes it a bit, I think. She does. I remember because I went to the concert and it was like something that she did. It was like super ridiculous high. Could she still do it? Because some artists can't hit their high notes anymore. Like when I went and saw Fleetwood Mac a couple of years ago,

Stevie Nicks not taking anything away from her. She definitely has dropped some of the songs down an octave. Well, to make it easier, I mean, you know, when you use, they would have used the heck out of the voice. And the other stuff. Yeah. You know? Tight game today between this song and Christina Aguilera, I feel.

When I wake up, well, I know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the man who's waking up. Something with you. Where did the Proclaimers come from? About 500 miles away. That was such a bad dad joke. I'm not paying that one. They'll be Scottish.

That's what I was getting at. Are they from Scotland? Proclaimers. You reckon they are? Yeah. Where are they from? They sound Scottish to me. Nah, they're from the United Kingdom.

Where do you think Scotland is? Oh I thought the United Kingdom was just England And then Scotland, Wales and Ireland were like on the outside But is it all just counted as the United Kingdom? Pretty sure England, Scotland and Wales make up the United Kingdom. I mean, that makes sense. I think.

I think. I mean, I'm... Oh, so you're doubting yourself now? I'm mansplaining geography to you. I'm not actually 100% sure. You're doubting yourself? No, I think you're right. I think you're right.

Bree and Clint. A lot of news about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis in the last couple of days because they have spoken out about how they bathe their children or how they don't bathe their children unless they can physically see heaps of dirt on them. Yeah, they're living fast and loose with the cleaning game. Which, you know, each to their own. They're the parents. They make those decisions.

And then they also have come out and said that they only use soap on certain parts of their body. What? Wait, what? Yeah. They only soap certain bits of their kids' body, their own body. We're talking about them washing themselves now. Yeah.

Only their private bits do they use soap on. Have they gone full hippie live in a bus mode? I don't know. I'm not sure. But, I mean, it's quite interesting because as a female, we always get told the one place not to use soap is that area. Oh, really? Yeah.

Are you not meant to soap the downstairs? Well, I don't know about for men, but for the ladies you're not meant to use like normal soap down there. Oh, really? Because it changes your pH level or something. God, it's such a chamber of secrets down there, eh? There's so much we don't know about. It's quite complex, actually.

It's quite complex. You would have, I mean, you would probably have no idea. You know what? I don't think we can put enough soap on ours. I think ours is more like get in there, soap it, get some turpentine on there. I'm not saying. Water blast it. No, no, no. you're not listening to me.

You can put stuff on there, just not your regular body soap. You can put soap, but it has to be a specific type of soap. Are you telling me that my wife has a special veg soap in the shower and I'm not aware of it? Well, you don't call it that. I was like, okay, sorry, special hoo-ha soap. I'm just asking, is there a special soap in there that I'm not aware of? Because I need to know in case I'm using her special soap by mistake.

She should. Most women should have a different soap for their young men. You guys are so mysterious. You keep so many secrets from us. There's so much going on. Yeah, trust me. How complex it is, you don't want to know. And I mean, we try and tell you and it's just over the head.

You say you want honesty and then yet here we are, still learning things about you we didn't know. But it's interesting to me because you're a bar of soap man. Yeah. I am a shower gel, shower soap out of the... Pumpy pump. Pumpy pump type of person. Yeah.

And I don't understand your type of people. Why? I just don't get it. We're good, salt of the earth people who care about the environment. Who love to grab the bar of soap, rub it on your bits and then rub it all over your chest and maybe rub it on your neck where it's been on your pee-pee. Do you know what I mean?

You are the get a pump bottle, get some liquid soap, put it on your body, throw the pump bottle away, single use soap. No, we don't do that actually. We do refills. You refill the plastic bottle with another plastic bottle. No, we have a special type of stuff that we order offline and it's all recyclable. You do not. You do not.

I will take a picture of it tonight. I will take a picture of it. Let's take the environment out of the conversation and just talk about the soap. You are thinking about bar soap too much. Bar soap has been around forever. No, but we have to think about it. No, you don't have to think about it because all you do is you just rinse it in

the shower and then it's clean and it's good to go. And you think you rub the soap bar on your body. What about the pubes that get stuck? No, no, no, no, no, no. Do you have to pull those out of the soap? Don't rub the bar on your body. You rub the bar on your hands and you get leather up on your body. What about your pubes that get stuck? No, no, no, no, no, no. Do you have to pull those out of the soaps? Don't rub the bar on your body. You rub the bar on your hands and you get leather up on your hands and then you wash yourself with the leather that's in your hands. You don't need to rub the

bar of soap on your pubes. The bars of soap that I have seen, I think people have missed that step. Yeah, I will pay that. I think some people have missed that step. Sometimes, tell me, look me in the face and sometimes tell me there's never a time where you've got a little bit lazy and you've thought, I'll just pick up the soap.

Not since I've found out how to correctly use the bar of soap. I'll just pick up the soap and rub it all over myself. What's the big deal? What's the worst that could happen? No, because I know what the worst that could happen is. Your wife comes in and goes, have you been rubbing this on your body? Why have we got hairy soap again? Bar of Soap Gang, where you at?

Where's my shower gel people at? Come on. Bree and Clint. Very in-depth downstairs washing routine conversation going on off air. We'll park that. How you should wash it. Yes.

It's not just a simple wash, wash, wash. It's a in and around. We'll save that for an educational video for later. Right now I want to talk about this. Is Elon Musk an evil overlord who is dictating to his staff how to

talk to people about him? Possibly because there's news out about there's this thing in Las Vegas called The Loop and what it is is this underground tunnel system that Elon Musk built and down there, it's transport but you go in Teslas. So there's all these Teslas that drive round and round and round and you can go on it to get somewhere where there's no traffic.

That is futuristic stuff right there. He hoped that the Teslas would just drive themselves around the loop. They can't. No, they can, but Nevada State said you're not allowed to have self-driving cars. He's like, what if I build my own tunnel? And that's all like, nah, bolt. So there's drivers. That's how rich that guy is.

He's building his own Tesla tunnel. He's one of the three richest men in the world. He can do whatever he wants. It's been revealed that drivers on Elon Musk's loop have been given a script and on the script it dictates how they should respond to customers when they ask questions about Elon Musk. That seems genuine. For example, if a passenger asks what Elon Musk is like, the preferred answer should be

he's awesome. Well, why don't they just say the truth? If they haven't met him, it should just be like, I've never met him. He's awesome slash inspiring slash motivating. Those are their responses. That sounds real, really genuine. If asked whether they like working for Musk, the response should be, yup, he's a great leader.

He motivates us to work. Sincere. Sincere. Sincere, right? Weird. It's weird for someone to give you a script on how to respond. Wouldn't you think there'd be a reason as to why that's happening? Yeah, well, it does beg that question, doesn't it? It's weird, right, Ben? It's weird to give a script.

It's weird, but also we've been, Anastasia and I have been provided a script for when people ask us about you guys, obviously. Really? Yeah, like on the weekend. We said not to talk about that script. Who would give you a script? I told you. You guys have given us the script.

No, I don't recall that. This one. Yeah, we've got it. I don't recall. I haven't had anything to do with this. Really? There's a script. This is a stitch-up coming.

This physical piece of paper. This is a stitch-up. Let's just try it out and just see. Ben and Anastasia, let's go simple. What are Brie and Clint like? They are the best. They are so funny and cool. Not annoying at all.

Right. What's the trick? I mean, I feel cool. Not annoying at all. Right. What's the trick? I mean, I feel like you need to rehearse that script. It sounds a little bit forced. You ask them a question. Bring us them. Who's your favourite pre-Euclid? Here we go. We do not have a favourite because they are both the best. It's like trying

to choose a favourite day out of Christmas and my birthday. I just can't. Wow, this is foolproof. We didn't give this to you, but if we did, this is a foolproof script. I'm just trying to think about commonly asked questions that you guys would receive about us.

Oh, I've got one. I know one. I've heard that there is one of the hosts on the Brian Clint Show that there's a flatulence issue. Is that true? Oh, I don't know where you've heard that. It's definitely not true. And even if it was true, it's definitely not Brie.

Why would you ask me that? Seriously, like, stop asking me questions. Brie and Clint. This time, Brie, you and I spoke about the Pfizer boob job. The rumours that when you go and get the COVID vaccine, which I'm getting tomorrow, by the way, the Pfizer one. I reckon you'll grow double Ds, probably.

You reckon? What do you reckon I'm rocking at the moment? Ah, C-cup. Shut up. The rumour is the Pfizer one makes your boobies get bigger. I call BS on this, eh? Really? Don't believe it. No, and if any women out there are listening and they're probably thinking,

oh, big warp, our boobs change size 24-7 depending on our hormones. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's just a normal natural thing. Can I ask an ignorant man question? Even if you don't believe that it's true, do you want it to be true? Because as a dude,

if there was a rumor that the COVID vaccine gave you a bigger wanger, like we would be there in an instant. Wouldn't it be bigger balls and not a bigger wanger? True. Like it would definitely make your balls swell. I'd shout for that too. You know, it's more likely to swell

than to make it long. Ben, you'd shout for that? Yeah, I'd probably shout for that, yeah. What is the advantage of... What, you want a bigger family jewel? I'm happy. I'm happy as is. Table setting.

Are you happy with the size? Ben actually had his second dose today. I did, yes. How are the twig and berries? Fine. Right, okay. But like yesterday, I can go and do a check if you want.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to press you. I can't press you. I mean, I'd like it if you went and checked because that's science. Yeah, that's true. Take that rule that Anastasia found the other day. Okay, okay, okay. So the Pfizer boob job rumor is out there.

It's so prevalent that the Ministry of Health have had to comment on it and kind of basically put an end to the rumour one way or the other. Yeah. Because it's so out there. So, according to the New Zealand Ministry of Health, the Pfizer vaccination, they have no reports of breast enlargement in men or women. I knew it. But what about balls?

Have they tested that? Let's start that rumour. They haven't given comment on that yet. Let's stick to the facts. Okay, let's stick to the facts. No, there is no facts. It's start that rumour. They haven't given comment on that yet. Let's stick to the facts. Let's stick to the facts. No, there is no facts. It's not true. The Ministry of Health said they have no reports

of breast enlargement. It doesn't mean it hasn't happened. Stop trying to keep this stupid dream alive for you bloody men. I don't know what it is about you guys that's so fascinating about our boobs.

You guys are just mesmerised by them. Us ladies could not give two shits about your bloody ball sacks. Not interested. We don't have it. Because you guys go, oh, it's because we don't have them. Well, guess what? We don't have a bloody ball sack. I don't want to see yours.

Don't have the need to touch it. I don't care for it. I'm not that interested. Saw it once. I get the idea. I don't know. Who told you I was obsessed with boobs it. I'm not that interested. Saw it once. I get the idea. I don't know. Who told you I was obsessed with boobs, mate?

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