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It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday
Rebecca Black, where is she now?
I think she's still releasing music
Is she? Good for her
She had a rough ride of things really, didn't she?
She did, she got so much hate
Because she was just, yeah, bullied her
Yeah, she got bullied immensely
From the song? Yes, my God, yes. Yeah, she got bullied immensely.
From the song?
Yes.
I mean, the song is shit.
The song is shit.
And I think she would say the same thing.
Yeah.
But she didn't deserve to get. She still performs it.
Every now and then when she does shows, she'll perform it.
That's great.
Because you kind of have to own that stuff, eh?
Yeah, she's made it her own again.
I think so.
Proud of her.
Yeah, poor Rebecca Black.
Anyway, here we are.
All these years later, still getting down on a Friday
How old is Rebecca Black age game?
20
26
I was going to say 27
I would say 32
And what did you say?
26
25
She's so young
So young
Because I think she honestly was about 13 when that song came out
Super young
And I think her family paid like an insane amount of money
to get that video clip made.
But I don't think it was even meant to be like a,
I don't think she was releasing it as like,
I'm a serious artist, take me seriously.
I think it was just like a, this is a fun thing to do.
When rich people have a lot of money.
When rich people have a lot of money.
You know, we can do this thing, these things,
whereas like someone like me growing up, we got to play with a stick. You got to have a lot of money. We can do these things, whereas someone like me growing up,
we got to play with a stick.
You got to have a stick?
Yeah.
Wow.
For Christmas?
I didn't even get a stick.
My parents wouldn't let me.
They are quite X-y sometimes.
Hey, speaking of YouTube, because that was on YouTube, wasn't it?
Good to see you, Lou.
Yeah.
Oh, I know, right?
It's clean.
I read a story today about Jenna Marbles.
Do you guys remember jenna apparently
there was a photo eh yes so that's why i saw this article so there was a photo of her that was taken
with a fan that got uploaded because she's just she's disappeared so two years she's been gone
off the internet no one's really seen her for two years so it was after um all these videos from like way back in the day
in the past of her doing some questionable things like i think there was one where she
did an impersonation of nikki minaj and she said some stuff that you know wasn't politically
correct but it was a long long time ago The internet in general was like that. Yeah, I mean, and it's no excuse,
but it's also kind of like you need to let people apologise
and we move on.
You know, it was a different time.
Anyway, she did this big apology video and then was like,
I'm not doing the internet anymore.
I think it deeply just affected her.
She was devastated, yeah.
So now there's been a photo release of her.
So there's been a photo release and get this.
So now Twitter and the internet is starting to like bubble over
with all these people saying, does Jenna Marbles know we don't hate her?
Like we want her to come back.
We miss her.
Yeah.
Like does Jenna Marbles know we forgive her?
She's fine with us.
Like and that's kind of the vibe.
Oh, that's nice.
I hope she does see
that i say i somehow got onto jenna marbles tiktok like all the people that love her and
miss her just keep showing up on my feed yeah and there's just so many people who are like we miss
her please come back and it's amazing because her boyfriend is still doing internet stuff julian
julian yes so he's still doing internet stuff but but there's just no Jenna crossover. In it.
Yeah.
Because they would always do stuff together, right? And she had a podcast and she had, I mean, heaps of stuff going on.
It'd be hard to get back into it, though,
if you've had such a long break away from it, right?
What's she been doing in the meantime?
Does she have a day job?
Or is she just like living on her internet money?
No, I think she was a full-time content creator.
I also think with stuff like that,
a break might have been what she needed.
She might have actually needed a break.
I could imagine you'd get real burnt out
after years and years of video, video, podcast content.
It'd be tiring.
If you guys made a YouTube channel,
what kind of content would you create on it?
I always wanted to do a Jamie Carrey-esque
thing. I actually did for a second and then deleted
Oh no! Let's find them
No, let's find them. I desperately
want to see these. Let's make them resurface
There's some on Facebook. I like the Facebook ones
but the YouTube, oh yeah. We should start a
scaring Bree channel. Ella tried to
scare Bree the other day and Bree's face did not
move. It was so embarrassing, Maddie
I just sat there on the floor and Bree's face did not move. It was so embarrassing, Maddie. I just sat there on the floor
and Bree was like, okay, mate.
Are you unscareable?
No, I actually think I'm quite scareable.
But I think my...
Is that a word? No.
But I don't know what it was that day.
I had nerves of steel.
You didn't flinch.
And now you're in big trouble
because I'm going to come back for you guys.
I wasn't part of it
you were filming that was for acc in case something went wrong did you see i put on
the brinklin instagram like how do i scare brie like a q a and a lot of them were actually
anastasia thing oh no no no i won't of course I won't do that. That's your fear.
I hate it too.
Anastasia, producer Anastasia, she said,
this is something you do not want to mess with.
She gave me a warning.
You've opened Pandora's box.
Have you not seen the videos of Anastasia and my scares on her?
Yeah.
I got her so good.
The tea one?
The tea, yeah.
What about the balloon one?
She was also holding a tea at the time, I think.
Yeah.
Do you get scared easily?
I'm terrified.
Are you?
And Ryan does it to me all the time.
I'm waiting for him to start filming at his content
because it happens so regularly.
Do you scare him?
I try, but he is pretty unflappable and pisses me off.
I scare my partner all the time,
and she says the same thing every time
ah fuck just every time ah fuck yeah i'll just punch like not roughly but my sister does it
whack it because it's just yeah natural reaction like can't help it mom sorry i've been punched
in the tip before the reflexes yeah yeah in the. I think I scared my friend and she just was like, wow!
Straight in the left tit.
Ouch.
Have you watched Loved Island this season?
No, I haven't been watching it.
I was going to say, punched her tit, licked her tit or whatever.
Oh, no, the boys are saying, oh, licked her tit or whatever.
There's literally a conversation that happened.
I love how he, no, so first.
Was her tit licked?
No, it was sucked. So at first he said, he goes, I love how he, no, so first. Was her tit licked? No, it was sucked.
So at first he said,
he goes,
I love how it went from,
so the boys,
she told the boys
that I sucked her tits
or whatever
and she goes,
pardon me
and he goes,
oh,
she told the boys
that I licked her tit
or whatever.
It's so good.
Just a little tit lick.
Okay,
I'm going home now.
Thanks for joining us, guys.
Okay.
This is the podcast.
Nice to have you this week, Maddie.
Yeah, lovely to have you on.
Nice to see you guys.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrim.
Bree and Clint.
What time is it?
What a way to start the week here.
ZM's Bree and Clint.
Maddie McLean.
Happy Friday.
Can you hear anything?
I can't hear anything.
I think it's finally happened.
It's broken.
It's broken.
We've broken it.
Hey, happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
How are you going?
I'm so good.
I always do.
I do look forward to this time period. It is good time. You know the weekend is so good. I always do. I do look forward to this time period.
It is a good time.
You know the weekend is so close.
I'm already thinking about what I'm having for dinner tonight.
What are you going to have?
As takeaways.
Yeah.
I haven't quite decided yet.
Are you watching, what are you watching tonight?
Do you have like a regular thing on a Friday night?
No, I'm thinking an easy movie.
I have a very hungover fiance at home.
Do you?
Yes.
What did he get up to last night?
A big night. Everything.
Stumbled into our apartment
at about 1am.
And you know when someone
thinks they're being really quiet
and they're absolutely not.
They're doing the complete opposite. And you're like, I can
hear everything you're doing. Yeah.
He was really struggling to take his pants off.
So he had a really good night then.
Well, shout out to Ryan.
I hope you're all right.
Yeah, we'll send you some treats later in the show.
Yes.
Hey, coming up on the show, it's massive.
We've got tickets to see Harper Finn live.
He'll be joining us.
We're playing new music from him, Euphoria,
which is very exciting.
New Kiwi music out.
He's incredible as well.
He's so cute and so lovely
and talented, all rolled into one.
Yeah, so we're going to have a chat to him. We're also
giving away Ed Sheeran tickets as well. That's right.
We've got another double pass, but you're going to have to beat
my mum. She accidentally
won yesterday, but
decided to give the tickets away.
So thank you for that.
How did that happen?
I thought she was terrible at this game.
Apparently she's actually pretty good.
So we've got another double pass to see Ed Sheeran.
That'll be just after 5.30.
Friday Oki's on the show.
You and I go head to head for the first time ever.
It's one of these songs that you know and you've definitely sung along to it in the
car, in the shower, whatever it may be.
Let's just tell the people now.
It's this song from Britney Spears.
Maddie McLean and I will take on Toxic from Britney Spears
of Friday Oaky today, which I'm super pumped for.
What's the time format?
It's time for Tradie versus Lady.
Correct.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus Lady.
It's an absolute natural.
Tradie versus Lady.
What's the point update?
So we're going to...
The Tradies are on 66.
The Ladies are on 51.
But here's my thought.
Yes.
All you need is one good week.
Pretty much.
One good week and the Ladies can start to claw it back.
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
And this could be the lady to do it.
She's 31.
She's from Tauranga and she works in the Trust Power mail room.
Welcome to the show, Gina.
Hello, guys.
Hi, Gina.
How are you, mate?
Oh, bloody good.
It's Friday.
Yeah.
Oh, thank God it's Friday.
You going to have a rosé on your Friday?
Absolutely.
And a bit of pizza with the cake.
We'll be right.
Oh, Gina.
Maybe this is what I'll go for tonight myself, Gina.
Sounds like that's right up my alley.
Gina, are you the lady to do this for us today?
I'm going to give it a very good crack.
Great.
All right. Well, you're going to have to take down the tradie today. He's
44, he's from Christchurch
and he's a massive sports
fan, NRL rugby
league to be exact. Please welcome
to the show, John. G'day John.
Yeah, g'day guys. How's it going?
John, who's your NRL team?
Oh, the Warriors.
It's our year, John.
Why do you do it to yourself, mate? No, it's our year.
It's always our year.
It's got to be, John.
You've got to keep the faith, right?
All right, John, are you ready to take on Gina?
Yep.
All right, let's do it.
Question number one.
The opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games happened this morning.
What country is the Commonwealth Games in?
Yes, John.
England.
Got it.
That is correct.
Nice work, John.
Question number two.
Wedding plans are in full swing for the man who recently resigned as Prime Minister of England.
What is his name?
Lady.
Yes, Gina.
Boris Johnson. That is
correct. We're all tied up
one apiece so far.
Question number three. Auckland Airport is hosting
a job fair tomorrow to fill almost
3,000 vacancies.
Name an airline that
flies out of Auckland Airport.
Yes, John.
Air New Zealand? I mean, it's got to be.
It's got to be Air New Zealand.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Gina, you need to get this one here.
I believe in you.
Let's go.
Question number four.
Anything more than five large glasses of wine a week
is apparently considered too many.
What?
No, rude.
No, that's rude.
Yeah.
Name a type of white wine.
Lady.
Yes, Gina.
Cardona.
Got it.
Oh, got to go with the Cardona, Gina.
The Cardona.
The Cardona.
Divine.
Hey, we're all tied up.
We're tied up.
This is for the win.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Okay.
Question number five.
Who sings this song?
John just got in there for the win.
Taylor Swift.
Oh, he's got it.
He's got it.
Hey, amazing effort, guys.
Great game for a Friday.
It was a really good game.
Nice work, Gina.
You did us proud.
You did do us proud. But John walks away with the win today. Congratulations, guys. Great game for a Friday. It was a really good game. Nice work, Gina. You did us proud. You did do us proud. But John walks
away with the win today. Congratulations,
John. Yeah, well done, John.
Cheers. Oh, Gina, good sport. Thank you. It was a great game.
50 bucks coming your way. Thanks to KFC.
John, have an amazing weekend, guys.
Bree and Clint. This is
blowing up, Maddie. It's gone
off. You mentioned to me before
that song that there was a woman
who has named her dog after Sean Paul.
Because she wants to meet the guy so badly.
And so she's hoping to get his attention.
Which, I mean, not a bad idea.
I mean, we're talking about it.
And I love that it's a girl dog and she's named it Sean Paul.
Very good.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,
has your pet been named after someone?
Let's go to Helen.
G'day, Helen.
Yeah, hello.
Helen, what have you named your pet?
Well, I have got a black miniature schnauzer and his name is Walter
because I just finished binge watching all the series of Breaking Bad.
No way, after Walter White.
Yeah, Walter White.
Of Breaking Bad.
Do you full name Walter sometimes?
Is it Walter White when he's been a naughty dog?
When he's been a very naughty dog, he is Mr. Walter White.
I love that, Ellen.
And when you say he's been a naughty dog,
he's not cooking meth, is he?
Ah, well, look,
I tried to get him interested
from a financial point of view,
but
funnily enough, he didn't really show any interest.
Yeah, so he's been
a great disappointment.
Chemistry's not for everyone, Helen. It's
okay. That was gold
from Helen. Someone texted her. I love this text. They said, my dog was named by the SPCA
as Hemsworth because he was one of the most handsome dogs they'd ever seen. Brilliant.
I love that. That's great. Let's go to GC now. Hi, GC. Hi, Jessie. How's it going? Good.
How are you? I'm good, thank you.
Jessie, tell us, what's the pet and who's the pet named after?
Yeah, so I've got a dog.
He's a Labrador cross-hitting dog and his name's Cusco,
named after the Disney film Imprisoned Group.
Yeah.
I love that film with the llama.
Yeah, that's it, yeah.
Brilliant.
Why?
Because you just love the movie or because it resonated?
I thought it was quite a unique name when I got him when he was a pup.
And I've never heard of a dog called Cusco,
but he's actually quite cheeky, kind of like Cusco from the Emperor's New Groove.
So it sort of worked out fine.
Love that, Jesse.
I think that's a fantastic name.
That's great.
Someone texted through and they said,
I named my pug after Biggie Smalls, so he's Pugsy Smalls,
and I've got a friend that named her pug after Tupac,
so it's Tupac.
That's very good.
That is brilliant.
Pugs always seem to have the coolest names, can I say?
They do, right?
They've always got really cool names, heaps of personality.
Let's go to Glenn
on 0800DIALS.M. G'day, Glenn.
How are we doing?
Good, how are you doing, Glenn?
Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. Alright, Glenn, tell us
about your pet and what are they called?
So, yeah, I had a
wee kitty and
he's named Freddy, Freddy
Kroger. I like it.
Are you a horror movie fan?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Try and get into them a bit.
Glenn, isn't it Freddy Krueger that has the big, long nail things on his hands?
Yeah, yep, that is correct.
And he lives up to his name.
Oh.
What, a few scratches up and down the arms, is it, Glenn?
Oh, yeah. He's not so much a kitten anymore, but yeah, he used to tear strips off my hands. It was
a bit of a horror show at home. Freddie's got sass. I love it.
What about this text that's come through? They said, I've got cat brothers
named Van and Jethro after the outrageous Fortune Boys.
I love that.
How good.
Ratatouille is a great movie, someone said,
and I've named my cat Linguini.
Perfect.
I love that name for a cat.
That's really good.
This is going off.
There's so many texts.
I wish we could read them all out.
Someone said, my pug is called Beyonce.
Shout out to Beyonce.
New music dropped today, so that's a good one.
Topical.
Someone else said, my dog's name is Mr. Clooney.
Very cute.
They said, look him up on Facebook.
He's kind of famous.
We named our cat Mr. Bean.
Someone else said, there's so many texts coming through.
Let's go to one more person.
Cara, g'day, mate.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
All right, what's your pet and what are they called, Cara?
Okay, so it's not actually my pet, but it's my sister's pet,
and his name is Dave Doggin after Dave Dobbin.
Oh, Cara.
Oh, caught that one.
Yes, Cara.
Do people get a laugh at that at the dog park?
Yeah, so good.
I actually had to train the dog myself when they went overseas on holiday
because it was a puppy when they bought him.
And so I'm at the beach yelling out, Dave, Dave.
You should just start singing a Dave Dobbin song.
Call me loyal.
And he'll come back.
Very good, Cara.
That was so much fun.
That was brilliant.
We could keep going.
There's so many.
We honestly could.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, it's new music for Beyonce, Drop Day,
and she's in a bit of hot water with who?
Khalees.
She's a singer, of course, in America.
We haven't really heard much about Khalees or from her for a while.
She's busy.
She's still got the boys in the yard.
Yeah, she's trying to get them out of there.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Well, she is now today on a social media rant.
Here's the deal, right?
Beyonce's new music's coming today,
and apparently Beyonce sampled in her song called Renaissance
a part of Khaleesi's song, like a previous song of hers.
And she's gone on social media today, Khaleesi,
and said that she's so insulted and offended
that part of her song was sampled and she wasn't even told.
Khaleesi found out about this in the press,
like we all did on the same day.
And, you know, usually when an artist actually samples someone's song,
they've talked about it and they're usually kind of cool with it.
Why anyone would be offended that Beyonce
is going to sample your song, I'm not sure.
But remember this, Jay-Z
had beef with Khalees a long time
ago. Remember that song where he said, we ain't
talking to Khalees. If your money's
too short, you ain't talking to me.
Jay-Z never liked Khalees
apparently, according to those lyrics.
And now it seems Beyonce
doesn't know. I don't know. I thought it Beyonce doesn't want her. I don't know.
I thought it's a compliment, right?
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, look, she probably wants to get paid for it, I'd say.
And the jury's out, but we've got a couple of snippets of the song.
So should we play the Beyonce one first, the one in question?
Yeah, perfect. So that's the new song from Beyonce dropped today.
Sounds good.
Called Renaissance.
And this is the song that Khalees is saying she sampled of hers.
I think Beyonce's fine.
I don't hear it.
I don't hear it either.
But we, Maddie, I don't have a musical ear.
You know?
As you'll hear a little bit later on in Friday Oaky.
Yeah, we're both tone deaf.
There you go.
Beyonce could be in hot water with Khalees oversampling her song.
Thanks so much, Dean.
We appreciate you.
Bye, guys.
That was the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
You've got a big lotto story.
Well, whenever we talk about big lotto in New Zealand,
I mean, I think it's a crazy amount.
It's 20 mil.
The biggest was 50 mil.
Wow.
Two people split 50 mil back in 2020.
Oh, yeah.
I bought a ticket in that.
Yeah.
I bet everyone bought a ticket in that. Yeah, and so you were never going to win.
But two people did.
So that's big to me.
I think that is crazy amounts of money.
Huge.
But wait until you hear this. In the US, the Mega Millions Lotto draw has just
tipped over to
$1.02
billion. That's just
ridiculous.
It's too much money.
What are you going to do with that amount
of money? Oh, you probably get to hang out with Rihanna
because she's also a billionaire.
And Kylie Jenner will be there.
You'll get invited to the billionaire events.
Yeah, right.
And you'll get two private planes.
All that jazz.
You'll take a three-minute flight.
Eight dogs.
Exactly.
That kind of thing.
What could you buy for a billion dollars?
Well, that's what I wanted to know.
So I did some quick maths, and I'm not very good at maths,
but I think I've got this right.
Okay.
The hardest thing is counting the zeros
and figuring out how much money that actually is but i've done it so for a billion dollars you could buy 865 auckland houses at
the median price oh so 860 865 houses well that's not that many it's quite a lot. I mean, okay, it's a few. You could buy 11,507
Teslas.
Elon would be stoked
with that. He needs more money, I know
for a fact. I don't know where you'd put them. Yeah, he's poor.
He's so poor. He's got so many kids coming out of
the woodwork. You could buy
2,857,224
fetish fantasy sex swings
from Peaches and Cream.
Now we're talking.
This is stuff I can actually use.
You could buy 2,002,002 sets of Suzanne Paul's infamous Natural Glow powders with thousands of luminous spheres.
Shout out to Suzanne Paul.
What an icon.
56,529,112 three-piece quarter packs from KFC.
Oh, yes, please.
And 880,888,000 copies of the 1991 cult classic
Don't Tell Mum the Babysitter's Dead on DVD.
Your favourite.
My favourite.
You know what it can't buy you?
A billion dollars.
Your dignity that you lost on K Road back in 2007.
It's gold forever.
It's gold forever.
We've got our resident Gen Z-er in the house, producer Ella, because you were telling me
about this really awkward situation where a famous artist has run into her ex on a red
carpet.
Yeah, it's not just in the supermarket.
It's like in front of cameras, going online.
They don't go to the supermarket, do they?
Probably not.
So what's the situation?
What's gone down?
Right, so we all know Driver's Licence.
There we go.
I mean, biggest song of last year.
Iconic.
Huge.
So good.
My sister first showed me that song and I laughed going,
another TikTok song, but nah, I was wrong.
It was a big deal.
Big.
So Olivia Rigo allegedly wrote this song about her ex, Joshua Bassett.
Which I've heard this story because they, what were they,
they were on a show together?
Yeah, and they still do it.
That's the thing.
They still do the show.
High school musical, the musical, the series.
That's the show. For God's sake. musical, the series. That's the show.
For God's sake.
It sounds like it's right up your alley.
It actually does sound like a show I would watch.
Hey, get your head in the game.
Yeah, well, they had their premiere for season three, I believe,
and you have to.
You're working.
Totally.
You've got to be professional.
Yeah, it'll be in the contract.
You've got to attend the premiere.
You've got to attend the recap.
So they did, and they took photos, not as a group, by the way.
They just took it by themselves as well.
So how did this happen?
Because, I mean, that song, isn't it?
So obviously that song, Driver's License,
is about him obviously meeting someone else
and her driving past his house being like,
we were meant to do this together kind of thing.
So it's pretty like, you know.
So Eva knows that they're together.
So there's a publicist there who's either really stupid or really evil.
Yeah.
Putting them together on the red carpet.
Okay, so just a photo with you guys, just you two.
We just want to get that shot.
Look at their faces though.
They're smiling and they kind of know what they're doing.
You have to smile.
Oh, no, it looks awkward.
Show Maddie.
Oh, does it?
Look at Olivia.
She's like grimacing where she's like, just smile. Oh, no, it looks awkward. Show Maddie. Oh, does it? Look at Olivia. She's like grimacing where she's like, just smile.
Oh, yeah, she hates it.
And get out of this situation.
She is through gritted teeth going, I hate this so much.
Yeah, well, that led us to where have you bumped into your ex?
Has this ever happened to any of you guys?
Maddie, where have you run into an ex. Has this ever happened to any of you guys? Maddie, where have you run into an ex? I was
emceeing an event and
I had to do a
Zoom call with the
events company. Oh no.
Yeah, and it was like... It was on Zoom.
It was on Zoom and
I was, you know, we were chatting about the event
that I was about to emcee
and the guy popped up from the
events company and yeah yeah it was my ex
it was fine like it was fine well it's on zoom hey yeah I mean you just black his camera out
you're just like it was he's lovely and we get along but it was just an unexpected place to run
into your ex yeah you weren't expecting I wasn't prepared for it. This happened to me, but in a way worse situation. One of the first radio stations I worked at, and I worked there
as a casual, I worked there as a Black Thunder driver. And I'd been there for a few years. And
I remember my boss saying, hey, we've got this new guy starting. Can you make sure because I worked
every weekend, so there's no one else in the office.
It's usually just you and one other person.
He's like, he's going to be starting on Saturday and then said his name, like his first name.
I didn't think anything of it.
I turn up on Saturday morning at 7.30 to start work for an eight-hour shift
and it's my ex.
Were you like good terms, on good terms?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I had to spend eight hours in a car with him after that.
See, that's the thing.
Being on good terms with your ex
and then just having to work an eight-hour shift with them.
It's very different.
Very different.
It's not a supermarket.
Oh, hi.
It's literally.
Oh, hey, how are you?
Oh, you got any kids?
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
Nah, neither.
Was it fine?
Were you okay?
It was, yeah, it was fine.
It was fine. It was fine.
I mean, I did ask my boss not to roster us on together for, you know, those single shifts anymore.
But, you know, I was fine.
Fine, fine.
I was fine.
You can tell from my voice it was fine.
Let's ask people.
Let's put it out there.
0800 dials at M.
When did you run into the ex?
And was it an awkward situation
Maybe you were on another date
Maybe it was at someone's wedding
Oh no
Maybe it was at your wedding
That's a whole other combo
Inviting your ex to your wedding
You invite someone, they bring your ex as a plus one
They didn't know
0800 dials at M or you can text us
On 9696.
When did you run into the ex?
Bree and Clint.
Hello, Shane.
Kia ora.
Tell us, Shane, has this happened to you?
The horrific moment when you realise, oh, no, I used to date that person.
Oh, gosh, has it what?
Has it what?
What happened?
All right, so a little bit of a background story.
So I'm in the military and and at the time, my ex was too.
And you know how we supported the MIQs for the last two years doing security?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I got based up in Auckland for it,
and I saw my ex on the bus and the airplane that we're catching up there.
And I was like, okay, sweet.
Not too bad.
Hopefully we're not in the same hotel.
And then they start splitting us up when we arrive in Auckland.
And it just turns out to be that I was in the same hotel on the same shift with them.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
And then he was also like the shift supervisor as well.
Oh, she was your boss.
Oh, no.
Poor thing.
If work couldn't get any worse, there you go.
Hey, someone's texted through.
Imagine this.
They said, I went to an open home for my mum,
and I realised pretty quickly, thanks to all the photos on the wall,
that it was my ex's house.
So weird.
Can you imagine?
I'd look through all the stuff.
Yeah, you would.
You'd snoop.
You'd definitely snoop.
You'd go into the bathroom.
You're like, what products are they using?
Amy's on the phone.
Hi, Amy.
Hi.
Amy, tell us, when did you run into your ex?
So, again, a little bit of backstory from me as well.
My boyfriend currently and my ex know of each other, don't really know each other.
Okay.
We were all at like a Christmas Eve party or a New Year's Eve party at a local pub a couple of years ago.
And my ex was there, I don't know, doing some ticket sales or something on the door.
I'm not quite sure.
Okay, whatever.
All good.
I go to the bathroom, come back out,
and go to find my current boyfriend.
And who's he chatting up a storm to?
My ex-boyfriend.
No!
No!
They get along so well when I come over,
and my ex gets it.
He's like, no, she's here.
We ended fine.
We ended okay.
And he's like, uh-uh, I'm not talking to her.
And again, later on that night, I hear somebody comes up to me and they're like, oh, he probably slipped over on some liquid on the ground or whatever.
Somebody spilled a drink and he slipped over.
And your ex went over and helped him up.
Oh, this is awkward, Amy.
Oh, they love each other.
When we're out drinking, they are best friends. I bet, because you've probably got a tight awkward, Amy. Oh, they love each other. When we're out drinking, they are best friends.
Why best?
Because you've probably got a type, right, Amy?
So they probably get on like a house on fire.
You're like, you remind me of me.
They're completely different.
They're really different people,
but they just both are charismatic and charming.
Yeah, very awkward when your exes fall in love with each other.
Not ideal, Amy.
Hey, someone texted through and they said,
I ran into my ex and his sister and his dad and his three kids
while I was out for dinner with my new man.
That is so awkward.
Oh, no.
Can you imagine?
You're like, so you've been up to a lot.
This is my new boyfriend and that's all I've been up to.
Someone else has texted and said,
I ran into my ex at my cousin's wedding.
I was a bridesmaid.
He was a groomsman.
No.
And you know how often the bride.
They would have known that.
And they have to walk down the aisle together.
And then normally, you know, in bridal parties, there's some.
Yeah.
Well, they'd be like, been there, done that.
Move on.
No, thanks.
Hey, let's take one more call.
G'day, Chloe.
Hi.
Tell us the situation.
Where did you see your ex and was it awkward AF?
Yeah, I got on one to a first birthday party
and I went along not really thinking about who was going to be there.
And here was my ex with a baby and the girl that he was cheating on me with.
Wait, so he cheated on you and
then she got pregnant, had the baby
and they were all there at the first birthday party?
Yeah, all happy families.
Oh, Chloe.
If a first birthday party couldn't get
any worse for an adult?
Did they at least have booze
at the first birthday party, Chloe?
I'd definitely be way over.
Chloe!
I would have paid the clown 20 bucks to just go up and, you know,
give him a bit of a knock.
Someone sits in, I'm a teacher.
One of my new students was an ex's kid.
Imagine student teacher, teacher parent nights.
Well, no one could accuse her of making that person the teacher's pet.
It'd be the opposite, wouldn't it?
Bree and Clint.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second of a one second.
Maddie McLean, I know you're a competitive man.
So competitive.
And I do try and keep my cool on this show.
It doesn't always go to plan.
No, I like it because that's what this game is all about.
Well, you are as well.
I am.
I am competitive too.
I mean, you know, it is what it is.
We own it.
And this is where you and I are going to go head-to-head guessing songs the fastest.
But we've just had a caller drop out.
So if you want to play, there's 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line.
0800 dial ZM.
You have to pick a team, my team or Maddie McLean's team.
So call now.
But someone who has called through to play is Cheyenne.
G'day, Cheyenne.
Hi, Bree.
And Maddie's here too.
Oh, yes.
Sorry.
Hi, Maddie.
It's okay, Bree. It's very exciting, Cheyenne.
I'm very excited to have you on the show.
I know.
I love hearing her and her mum's chants on the radio.
Oh, thanks, Cheyenne.
Okay, well, you're going to play.
You need to pick a team, mine or Maddie's team.
Whose team do you want to be on?
I think I'm going to go with Bree.
Fair enough.
Jump on the Bree train.
We will do it together.
And that means, William, you'll be on Maddie's team.
You beauty.
Yes, we've got this, William.
Boys, boys, boys, boys.
Girls, girls, girls.
Right, Cheyenne?
Yeah.
We got the boobs.
We got the butts.
Oh, yeah.
And we're going to do the thing.
Okay, here's how it's going to work.
Producer Claude is going to run the game.
Hello.
She's going to play the start of a song.
You need to buzz in with your name and you need to guess the song title and artist.
So me and Brie will take on each other.
Yes.
And then William and Cheyenne will take on each other.
Yeah, so you guys hang out for a second.
Maddie, McLean and I will do the first round.
Claude, whenever you're ready, let's go.
Here we go.
I've tried to make it easy for you guys this week because I seem to make it hard, but here is
your first song.
Maddie.
I actually don't know who that was. It sounded like it was
exactly the same time. Ella's saying
it was Maddie. You were saying
it's Maddie? Yeah. Okay, Maddie McClain.
Crazy in love, Beyonce. Nice.
Well done. Nice work.
I feel like I want to go to the video ref.
Okay, Cheyenne, I've got faith in you, mate.
This is all you.
And, William, this is your round.
Here we go.
Here is your song.
Cheyenne's in.
Nickelback Photograph.
Oh.
You did it, Cheyenne.
Well done.
But, William, you were right there.
I heard you.
So close.
I honestly thought I got that one.
Yeah.
Very, very close.
All right, you and me, Maddie.
Here we go.
Okay, you've got to be quick on this one.
Maddie.
Oh.
Oh, I don't know.
That was just...
What do you think, Producer Ella?
I feel like Brie might have just snuck in.
I would have given it to Brie.
Yeah, we'll go Brie.
The Proclaimers, 500 Miles.
Cheyenne, we're in the driver's seat here.
You could take it out.
That would be awesome. Come on, William. Here we go in the driver's seat here. You can take it out. That'll be awesome.
Come on, William.
Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Cheyenne.
American Idiot, Green Day.
Oh, God, Cheyenne, you didn't even give us a chance.
William was in there.
I do think Cheyenne just...
Do you?
I felt like it was William. I do think Cheyenne just... Do you?
I felt like it was William.
Cheyenne was too quick on the buzzer.
Hey, mate, we'll wrap it up right there.
Cheyenne, you've taken it out for Team Bree.
50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Awesome.
Thank you, guys.
We were robbed, William.
We were robbed.
What a stretcher. We'll find you something, William. We'll find you a prize, Will. Thank you for playing, William. We were robbed. What a stretcher.
We'll find you something, William. We'll find you a prize, Will.
Thank you for playing, mate.
Appreciate you.
Bree and Clint.
Over the last four years, I have pulled the same prank on my mother
where I call her up, and I don't know why.
I don't know why I've done this, but I call her up
and I tell her that my childhood friend from country Queensland, Stanthorpe,
Katie Drage, has won the lotto.
I have heard this gag.
And it's one of my favourite because it's so stupid.
It's just so silly.
It's so stupid.
The first time I did it, my mum fell for it.
And then I think she, like, fell for it the second time.
The third time, not so much.
Take a listen.
This was my mum's reaction when I told her Katie Drage had won the Powerball.
Katie Drage!
No!
She's won!
Are you kidding me?
It says here Katie Drage from Stanthorpe, Queensland,
has picked up the $14 million.
My God!
I'm so rascalally. I can't
believe it. It says that she's only
claimed it in like the last
24 hours. Oh my
God. She's very excited
about it. But the third
time didn't work. So I thought I need to take
it up a notch. Yeah, right. Maddie.
And by that, Maddie, I
have found on Facebook
the real, my childhood friend from country Queensland, Stanthorpe, Katie Dray.
She joins us on the phone right now.
G'day, Katie.
Hi, how you going?
Congratulations on winning the lotto.
You won the lotto.
Thank you, finally.
I knew if I kept winning it, I would win.
Now, Katie, because you live in Australia,
have you been aware of the prank that Bree's been playing on her mum?
I am, yes.
We keep up to date.
And what did you think of it?
Oh, I thought it was great.
I love it, Katie.
I knew you'd be on board.
And that's why when I messaged you and I put this plan to you
where I said, Katie, we need to
take this prank up a notch. How do
you feel about calling my
mum as you, Katie Drage,
the real one, and telling her
you've won the lotto?
Yeah, let's do it.
Because Mama Di's
not going to fall for it if you do it
anymore. She's over it. She knows
the prank, but if the real Katie Drage calls her. Alright, Katie, we're going to sit quiet. We're going to fall for it if you do it anymore. She's over it. She knows the prank, but if the real Katie Drage
calls her. Alright, Katie,
we're going to sit quiet. We're going to
call Mama Di up right now, so hang
tight and just act totally
normal and then drop the bomb on her
that you've won the lotto.
I wonder how long it'll take for her
for the penny to drop.
Hello, Maddie.
How are you?
Hello, Di.
It's Katie Strange.
Oh, Katie.
How are you going?
Good.
How are you?
What are you doing, mate?
Not much, not much.
I just thought I'd ring you
because I wanted to have a chat.
I've got something to tell you.
You won't believe it.
I've actually won the
Powerball.
No.
No, Katie.
I have. No, are you
paying income? Yep, yep.
Last night.
Oh, mate. I thought you were going to win. I have. No, are you paid income? Yep, yep, last night.
Oh, mate.
I thought, I'm going to react.
How much?
Oh, $20 million?
How much?
$20?
Oh, no.
No, this isn't a G-up, is it?
No, no.
No, honestly, Katie.
I have to tell you and Katie myself,
because I knew you wouldn't believe anyone else. I have to tell you and Katie myself because I knew you wouldn't believe anyone else, but I have to tell you myself.
I'm so excited.
Oh, my God, Katie.
I can't believe that.
It's hot.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Mum, Katie Trage.
Katie Trage has won the Powerball.
Brianna, I'm going to kill you.
You can't get me again.
Look, honestly.
Katie Dredge, what a performance.
You've absolutely nailed it.
You nailed that.
Crush it.
Mama died.
You're on my hit list.
Well, Mama died.
We knew that you wouldn't believe it from Bree anymore.
See, we needed to go to the real deal.
Mum, four times in a row, let's go, baby.
Katie Drage has won the lotto.
Jesus, Katie, I would have been happy if you won five, great.
Katie, still one of my best mates.
What a true friend, jumping on board to prank Mum and Di.
Hey, Mum, see you same time next year, okay?
No, you're all up
my sleeve.
Brie and Clint.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most
popular segment.
Friday Okie!
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best. I listen every
Friday. I never miss Friday
Okie. Thanks Brie and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Oki.
All real reviews from people.
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Maddie McLean, this is the first time you and I are going to go head to head.
Yeah, and I had a love-hate relationship with Friday Oki the last time I did it. You were telling me
this before. Why? I think
I freaked out the first time I got in there
because there's one thing to sing in the shower and then
there's another thing to sing into a microphone and hear
yourself back in the headphones. Yeah. And all
of a sudden I had the realisation that,
wait, I'm not as good as I thought
I was. I already knew that before
going into the booth, but then doing
it in front of our audio engineer,
he's so lovely, Sam, he's fantastic.
He's always really encouraging.
So encouraging.
But he sometimes gives me looks where it looks like I'm punishing him,
which I am.
But honestly, I had a lot of fun this week
and you've just got to go for it.
You've just got to give it your best, you know.
And this week I decided off the news of Britney Spears and Elton John,
they're going to release a duet, Britney's Back.
I thought we should do the classic Toxic.
And I knew that Maddie McLean would be up for it.
Oh, I've sung this song multiple times.
I mean, who hasn't?
Who hasn't?
You know, and I thought I'll give you the option
because you're the guest.
Do you want to go first or second?
I'm going to go second.
I want to hear yours first.
Okay, cool.
I will be embarrassed first.
Let's pick it off.
This is my Britney Spears toxic.
You need to hear both and then we will vote.
Good luck, Maddie McLean.
Good luck to you.
I'm going to need it.
I'm so sorry, everyone.
Baby, can't you see?
Oh, no.
I'm calling a guy like you.
You wear a warning.
It's dangerous.
I'm falling.
There's no escape.
I can't wait.
I need a hit.
Baby, give me it.
You're dangerous.
I'm loving it.
Too high.
Can't come down.
Losing my head.
Spinning round and round.
Do you feel me now? Oh, no. I'm slipping under with the taste of the poison paradise. I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're toxic?
R.I.P. me.
I'm going to go home now.
You got a little bit black Sabbath at the end there.
I'm so embarrassed.
No, that was brilliant.
First, it couldn't be flatter.
And then the falsetto is just, I've been told I have the creepiest sounding falsetto.
And I have to agree.
Well, just you wait.
Hey, you know what?
You just got to go for it.
I'm happy with my effort.
Okay.
I tried to go for it the best I could do.
Are you ready to hear mine?
I'm ready.
Let's kick it off.
Here is Maddie McLean's Toxic Britney Spears.
I mean, I don't think we even have to listen to yours.
I think you've won already. No, wait for the falsetto. Right, Britney Spears. I mean, I don't think we even have to listen to yours. I think you've won already.
No, wait for the falsetto.
Right, here we go.
Baby, can't you see I'm calling?
A guy like you should wear a warning.
It's dangerous, I'm falling.
There's no escape, I can't't wait I need a hit
Baby give me it
It's dangerous
I'm loving it
Too high
Can't come down
Losing my head spinning round and round
Do you feel me now?
With the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride.
You're toxic, I'm slipping under.
With the taste of a poison paradise, I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're toxic? Oh, my God.
It was so good.
So good.
I'm going to clap that.
That was very, very good.
Sam, the engineer, audio engineer, just keeps saying to me,
can you do that sexier?
He said that to me and then goes, okay, less sexy.
We don't want the sexy from you.
Too much.
Mate, yours was fantastic.
I don't think we need to take that.
No, yours was brilliant.
I think we just wrap it up there.
Maddie McLean gets the win.
No, no, no, no, no.
I want to hear from people.
Okay, 0800 DIAL ZM.
Call now if you want to have a vote.
Maddie McLean.
It's probably just going to be Maddie McLean, and that's fine.
I know when I've been beat.
And, Maddie, that was fantastic.
Bree and Clint.
All right, let's go to the phones.
We need five votes to decide Friday Oki this afternoon.
And, Gary, you're the first one.
G'day, Gaz.
Hey, how you going?
Good, thank you, mate.
Tell us your feedback.
What are your thoughts this week?
Well, my thoughts is he did a pretty good job of it.
My vote goes to Bree for the effort.
No, Gary, are you serious?
For the effort she put in to end up with a sore throat at the end of it,
my vote goes to Bree. Fair enough, Gary. Thank you, mate. I appreciate in to end up with a sore throat at the end of it, my vote goes to Brie.
Fair enough, Gary.
Thank you, mate.
I appreciate that support.
I'll take the pity vote.
Let's check in with Susan.
Hi, Susan.
G'day, Susan.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
All right, hit us with it.
What did you think?
Well, I'm sorry, Brie, Matt.
You were absolutely freaking awesome.
He was.
And no, you don't have to be sorry, Susan.
I agree with you.
I agree. So your vote is going to Maddie you don't have to be sorry, Susan. I agree with you. I agree.
So your vote is going to Maddie.
Thank you so much for calling, Susan.
Alright, Mike,
you are the third vote. G'day, mate.
Hello, guys.
What are your thoughts this week, Mike? Any feedback?
Well, I'll be honest, when I turned on my radio, I thought I was actually listening to
Britney Spears, but then I realised it was just Maddie McLean.
Love it.
So there's no guesses
here. I'm sure you're voting for Maddie.
Absolutely. Fair enough.
Thank you so much. Thank you, Mike.
And Hayley, g'day, mate.
Hey, so
Brie, A for effort. Fabulous.
But Maddie, I could listen to that again.
Oh, Hayley, should we send it to Spotify?
Oh, 100%.
My kids would be in on that.
They were grooving.
That's something that's not said on this segment very often,
so Hayley, we appreciate that.
Maddie McLean, very well done.
You've taken the win.
Thank you so much.
But let's take one more call.
She's been sitting on the phone.
Chrissy, hello.
Hello.
What are your thoughts this week, mate?
No offence.
I love you, Bree,
but your performance gave me chills today.
And not in a good way, right, Chrissy?
Kind of like a nails down a chalkboard kind of vibe.
Yeah, I gave myself the ick, Chrissy.
And my vote's going to Maddie today.
Thank you so much.
Nice work, Chrissy.
I agree.
He's taken it out. Maddie McLean to the, Chrissie. I agree. He's taken it out.
Maddie McLean to the victor goes to the spoils.
Let's hear it again.
Oh, is this from the start?
I thought we were just going to play that little part.
Okay, well, from the start.
Baby, can't you see I'm calling?
A guy like you should wear a warning.
It's dangerous.
I'm falling.
Thank you so much.
Very good.
Very sexy, right?
So sexy.
I mean, if a gay man didn't win Friday Oaky with Britney,
then something's wrong.
There's something really wrong.
Nah, mate, amazing work this week.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
It's going to be pretty hard to beat yesterday's.
Yeah, going to make you sweat.
Going to make you sweat, C&C Music Factory.
It was pretty good.
So good.
I've got a good feeling about today too.
This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out
what was the song that was number one on your 16th.
Let's go to Tara first.
G'day, Tara.
Hi, it's Cara.
Oh, sorry, Cara.
Cara will do.
No, we want to get it right.
No, it's Cara.
Happy Friday, Cara.
How are you?
Good, good.
Glad it's Friday.
Oh, you and me both, Cara. All right, mate, let's do? Good, good. Glad it's Friday. Oh, you and me both, Cara.
All right, mate, let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
18th of September, 1994.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2010.
And on the 18th of September in 2010, this would have been number one.
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream.
The way you turn me on.
It's good.
It's good.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Not a fan of Katy Perry?
Oh, some.
You like others better?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If nothing else, it's going to be stuck in your head all weekend.
Hey, it's not bad to kick us off.
Let's see what else we've got.
Let's go to Jodie.
G'day, mate.
Hello, Jodie.
Oh, hey.
Don't tell me your name's not Jodie.
No, you kind of cut out there.
Oh, sorry, Jodie.
How's your week been, mate?
Full on, but, you know, just another day in paradise.
All right, well, let's try and make it a better end to the week
by finding out what your birthday banger is.
What's your birthday?
15th of December, 1970.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1986.
And, Jodie, here it is, your birthday banger.
You're the voice, try and understand it.
Recognise a break in the air. Oh, Jodie! It's Jodie Farnham. Your birthday banger.
Oh, Jodie!
It's Johnny Farnham.
It's a good one.
You're the voice.
Do you like it?
It's okay.
Not a fan.
People are not vibing with their birthday bangers today.
No. Which is okay.
Are you a John Farnham fan?
It's a pretty good
song. You can't not sing along, right?
Alright, Jodie. Well, we'll see what the last one is.
You might like it more. And that's
you, Val. G'day.
Hi. How's your week been, Val?
It's been really good. Yay!
I like that. I like the positive
vibes. What's the best thing that's happened to you
this week, Val?
I brought
a new Huffer jacket that was on sale.
There you go. That'll do it. That will make
your week. I like what colour?
Purple. My favourite
colour. Cool. Very cool.
Well, there you go. Huffer's got a sale on. Go get your
puffers. Alright, Val.
Shall we find out what your birthday banger is?
Yes, please. Alright. What's your birthday, mate?
6th of March, 1984.
All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000.
And on the 6th of March in the year 2000, this was number one.
What a girl needs.
Whatever makes me happy and sets you free.
And I'm thanking you for knowing exactly.
What a girl needs. what a girl wants.
What a girl needs.
Sorry, we're just vibing out.
No, that's all right.
Val, Christina Aguilera, what a girl wants.
What are your thoughts?
All right, back in the day.
I like Jodie better.
Me too, Val.
Yeah.
I'm vibing with Jodie's as well.
Would you pick Jodie Farnham?
Yeah, 100%.
All right, well, we've got to take a vote.
I feel like everyone's not super keen on their birthday bangers.
I think they're great birthday bangers.
I like them all.
I like them all.
I'd be happy with any of them.
I know what I'm voting for.
Do you know what you're voting for?
I know what I'm voting for.
Should we count to three?
We were the same yesterday.
Should we risk it?
Okay.
Should we risk it?
Okay, here we go.
On the count of three.
One, two, three.
You're the voice.
What a good one.
Oh, no.
I'm a Christina gal.
You're the same.
I made up dance routines in my bedroom to Christina Aguilera's album.
Yeah, I went to her concert by myself once
so I could sit in the front row,
but I just feel like it's a little bit slow for a Friday.
Who's going to vote this afternoon?
Producer Ella is on the voting panel.
She gets the deciding vote.
You can vote for any of the songs.
Katy Perry, John Farnham or Christina.
Look, I was going to go Katy Perry,
but the John Farnham one tickles my brain.
It tickles your pickle?
It does.
It tickles my pickle. Mate, you and pickle? It does. It tickles my pickle.
Mate, you and I just became way closer.
Love you. Love you.
Here it is.
Well done, Jodie.
Jodie, she's taken home the win.
Where is she? Is she still on the phones?
Even though she wasn't,
you know. Jodie, are you excited?
You've won Birthday Banger.
Yeah, I'm quite surprised. Yep, by the sound of Jodie, are you excited? You've won birthday banger. Yeah, I'm quite surprised.
Yeah, by the sound of Jodie's voice, she's pumped.
So am I.
We're going with it.
We're going with Jodie.
Jodie Farnham, the voice for your birthday banger on a Friday.
You better be singing it loud.
Johnny Farnham, you're the voice.
That is your birthday banger for a Friday on ZM.
A deserved winner.
It is a deserved winner.
I mean, you play that at any pub in Australia
and it brings people together like their family.
I mean, to be fair, it would do the same here, I reckon.
It does because I remember when I mean, to be fair, it would do the same here, I reckon. It does because I remember because when I first got to New Zealand,
I was like, oh, you know, is Johnny Farnham a thing here?
And not as much, which fair enough, you guys have Dave Dobbin just as good.
But isn't it just a song that is so uplifting?
It's like a power ballad and I love it.
Producer Claude, you said something quite concerning before the show.
You said, I think I know what my serial killer trait is.
And I said, pardon me.
Explain.
Well, this is something my partner calls me out for all the time
and she thinks it's really weird.
But when I make tea, so I'll do the usual, put the teabag in the cup,
put the hot water in, but then I don't like having extra dishes.
Right.
So I just pull out the teabag with my fingers.
Oh, no, you're a savage.
That is savagery.
Just pull it out, squeeze it, and then put it in.
I do the same, yeah.
What?
Why get a spoon?
It's a waste of colour.
What about your fingers?
How hot is it?
It's fine.
Boiling temperature.
It's boiling water. Just in and out? Yeah. No, just quick. Oh, I'm? It's fine. Boiling temperature. Yeah, it's boiling water.
Just in and out?
Yeah.
Just quick.
Oh, I'm quite alarmed by that.
Maddie, what are you thinking?
That freaks me out.
Yeah.
It doesn't hurt.
And when you say dishes, it's one spoon.
Yeah, but then I have a lot of tea.
Like I'm a hectic tea drinker.
Right.
You're chowing down.
I mean, you could reuse the same spoon,
but then you have to have a spoon on the bench.
And otherwise you're just putting spoon after spoon in the dishwasher
or washing them every time.
I don't have time for that.
No, you're a psycho.
Yeah, absolute psycho.
I feel like, you know, I would rather use multiple spoons
than have burnt fingertips.
I disagree.
Are you trying to burn your fingertips away?
Yes, you don't want your...
Exactly.
It'd be a great thing for us.
Yeah. And you call this your serial killer trait.
Yeah, it's just one of those things that is a red flag
for other people when they see me.
They're like, oof, I don't know about that girl.
That's her red flag. Let's go around the room.
I feel like this will be quite fun.
Who wants to kick it off? Does anyone
else think they have like a serial
killer trait like that?
My one's gross.
What's yours?
You pop other people's pimples.
Oh, I do do that.
That wasn't what I was going to say.
I love popping pimples.
That's off.
Oh, I love it.
No, when I drink orange juice,
for some reason my spit gets really like really thick
and then I can blow bubbles with it.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
That's really gross.
Red flag.
Are you pulp or no pulp?
Pulp.
Yeah, I was going to say.
Are you?
If you're no pulp, that's a serial killer trait.
Like 100%.
That's fair.
I don't think that this is a serial killer trait,
but my partner always calls me up for it and tells me I'm weird
for eating peanut butter by itself.
Like I just eat.
Like with a spoon.
Yeah.
That's not weird.
Oh, no, that's fine.
Yeah, good on you.
Just skip the spoon and go straight for your fingers.
Yeah, right.
That would be a serial killer.
Yeah, that would be weird.
That would be strange.
I think mine is because every time I do this, people look at me and they're like, you're a psycho.
Every time I'm eating an ice block or an ice cream I bite it with my front teeth.
Oh yeah.
I do that.
Do you do that too?
Yeah.
My nipples just got hard.
I was wondering
why you were touching them.
That's a serial killer trait.
You're into it.
It's my king.
It's your fetish.
I'd love people to text through
on 9696.
I'm just interested to know.
I bet there's some weird ones.
Where you identified about yourself. Yeah. No, yours is messed96. I'm just interested to know. I bet there's some weird ones. Where you identified about yourself?
Yeah.
No, yours is messed up.
Yeah, yours is so screwed.
No, like you need Jesus for sure.
Like problems.
Bree and Clint.
Late night talking on ZM with Bree and Clint.
Maddie McLean is filling in, of course,
and it's been a delight to have you here.
It's so nice to fill in. But I thought, Maddie, I was like, you're obviously here because Clinton
Roberts, my co-host, is currently moving house. And I thought we could do this thing this afternoon,
Maddie. Normally on our show, when someone is away and if they're working from home,
a gag that we like to do is we just bother them and pester them with calls
and we call them up and we say, what are you up to?
And as soon as they say, I'm working from home, we play this.
It's just a classic gag.
It works.
You know, it works.
But obviously Clint isn't working from home.
He's moving home.
Yeah, right.
Isn't he?
So the gag doesn't quite fit.
It doesn't quite fit.
But the producers and I, producer Claude and producer Ella,
we have made it fit this afternoon because we got into the studio
and we have recorded this.
You can move your home.
You can move your home.
I mean the singing's questionable but you get the idea. I get the gist.
So I thought what we could do is we put in
a call to Clint and
we just have a casual conversation
but you need to try and get out of him
the words,
I'm moving home or I'm moving house. Perfect.
Either or.
Okay, brilliant.
Okay?
And then we will play the bit.
Great.
Okay, cool.
So let's put in the call now.
And what will he do?
He'll probably just go,
guys, I don't have time for this.
Hello, Clint speaking.
G'day, mate.
It's just me and Matty McLean.
Oh, hi, guys.
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
Just unpacking a whole lot of boxes.
What are you left...
Yeah, what are you doing?
Because I was wondering why I'm filling in for you today.
Oh, moving house.
You can move your home, home, home.
You can move your home, home. You can move your home.
Home.
We got him.
We got him, everyone.
So wait, what are you doing?
You son of a bitch.
That was seamless, guys.
Well pulled off.
Everyone well done.
What are you doing, Clint?
I was trying so hard right there not to say I was working hard.
But so what are you actually doing
like right now?
Well, right now I'm picking
cat litter out of my daughter's hands
because she just scooped it up
like it was some kind of food.
But otherwise,
yes, I'm moving home.
Thank you, Clint.
That was worth the two hours of prep that that has taken to get on the air.
We appreciate you, mate.
Yeah, big show, huh?
Hey, mate, it's a very busy show.
Lots to talk about.
All right, mate, good luck moving house.
Perfect.
Bye.
We'll see you next week.
Bye.
ZM's Brand Clint.
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